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I called you here

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to discuss where we are

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with Operation 225641441636324.

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What?

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I assigned a numerical

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value to each letter

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in the word "pimento,"

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which I then squared.

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Oh, Captain.

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How dare you try

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and sneak math into this?

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Peralta.

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Update us on Santiago's

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undercover prison operation.

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Yeah, she has made contact

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with Jimmy Figgis' sister,

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but it's slowgoing.

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I hope she comes back soon.

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Aww. You miss her?

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No, I lost the key

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to her apartment,

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and I'm taking care of her fish.

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They're all dead already,

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aren't they?

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Yeah.

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Damn it.

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Our priority is still finding

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Figgis' agent in the FBI.

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I think it's time for me

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to call in a favor

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from an old colleague

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at the bureau, Bob Anderson.

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I would've contacted him sooner,

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but this is a rogue op,

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and he's a real stickler

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for the rules.

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He once picked up a penny off

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the street, which he then

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reported on his taxes.

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Sounds like

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a barrel of laughs.

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Fortunately, he isn't.

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We worked together back in the

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day and really hit it off.

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We're going to

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be here a while.

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Would you like to talk?

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I'd rather not.

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Agreed.

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Oh, man.

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A secret FBI meet up?

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I love this!

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Look at all those idiots.

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They have no idea

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what's about to go down.

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You mean that woman

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and her baby?

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Yep. Idiots.

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Oh, here comes Bob.

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Please behave.

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Hello, Bob.

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Good to see you.

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And you. Apologies.

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It's inappropriate for me

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to partake in such

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informal conversation

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in front of your detectives.

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It's all right.

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I am equally to blame.

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Oh, my God.

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There's two of them.

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So, Raymond,

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what evidence do you have

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that there's

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a dirty agent in the FBI?

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Let's see the file.

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We don't have a file.

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You're working file-less?

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We saw the guy

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commit a felony.

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He tried to have

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a cop killed.

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Crazy hot cop.

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Well, he's a specific type.

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Look, the guy we're looking for

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was wearing a ski mask,

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but he's about 5'10".

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Caucasian.

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He's got a big scar

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on his right hand.

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We've been calling him ScarJo,

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like the actress,

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Scarlett Johansson.

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What? An actress?

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I didn't know that was

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where that was from.

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Bob, I'm so sorry.

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No, I'll look past it.

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Okay.

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There's an agent

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that matches that description.

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His name is Ryan Whealon.

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You think you could ID him

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if you saw him?

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Oh, yeah. I'd recognize

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that scar from 20 miles away.

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You must have

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fantastic vision.

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Or it's a gigantic scar.

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I was clearly exaggerating.

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Why do you have

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to ruin everything?

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Dr. Schwartz,

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I'm here for my appointment.

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Hello, Cortez. Shabbat Shalom.

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"Shabbat Shalom"?

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I don't know.

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Jake made me Jewish.

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So how are things going

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with Maura?

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Well, I'm part of her crew,

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but she still won't talk

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about her past.

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So, what kind of stuff

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did you used to do in New York?

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What's with all

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the questions, Regis?

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Actually, it's

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Michael Strahan now.

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What?

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She's so scary.

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I saw her pull her own tooth out

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and throw it into a woman's eye.

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Yeah, that's bad.

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So guess what.

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Genevieve just texted.

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We're gonna hear about

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our adoption any minute.

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I thought you were

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doing fertility treatments.

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We are, but it's

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not going well.

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The doctor said my sterility

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is so aggressive,

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it may have spread to her.

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Okay.

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But, adoption!

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Charles, that's amazing!

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- I know!

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- Oh, no.

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- What?

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- Maura.

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Anyway, Ms. Cortez,

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your vagina looks great.

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Mazel.

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Did you see

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this morning's newspaper?

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No. I get all my news

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from a text message chain

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with my friends.

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The attorney general

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might step down!

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I'm kidding. It's a GIF

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of a rabbit eating spaghetti.

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There's an article about the

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Nine-Nine's monthly crime rate.

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Those numbers aren't supposed

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to be public until next week.

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Terry, you're gonna have

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to be more interesting

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if you want to

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get an "oh, dang."

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There's a leak

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in the Nine-Nine!

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Oh, dang.

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I presented those numbers

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in a morning briefing,

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but I can't imagine anyone would

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be stupid enough to leak 'em.

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Really, Terrence?

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Look how dumb they are.

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Ugh!

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D'aww!

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Printer's fixed.

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Oh, dang.

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Tell Peralta

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Whealon's approaching.

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Here comes the douche bag.

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Gray suit. Act natural.

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Wow, look at that.

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What a great magazine.

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Sir, if you're interested,

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the new issue of "Clown Boobies"

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just came in.

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I can unpack the box for you.

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What?

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Oh. Haha.

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Actually, no.

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I need last month's.

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There's a particular clown...

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booby...

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that I'm looking for.

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What is Peralta doing?

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He appears to

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be rifling through

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"Clown Boobies Magazine."

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Whoa!

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Stupid butterfingers.

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It's all right.

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Thank you.

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Here you go.

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Thank you.

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Thank you so, so much.

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Not thank you. Not thank you

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at all, you dirtbag.

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Hey, Cortez!

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What's going on

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with you and that doctor?

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You seem real tight with him.

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No, we're not tight.

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I barely know him.

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So why were you hugging him?

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My last appeal got denied,

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so he was comforting me.

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He's a sensitive guy. Maybe

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because of his Jewish faith.

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I want to talk to him.

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Alone.

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Oh. About something medical?

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Or...

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What did I tell you about

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asking too many questions?

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Right. That's that thing you

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killed a bunch of bitches for.

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Ah. Got it. Sorry.

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We've been watching

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this guy all day.

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Can't believe we haven't

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even arrested him yet.

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We know he's the guy.

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We have to build

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a case first.

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4:13 p.m. Subject finishes

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his coffee. Or tea.

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Mark the beverage as "unknown."

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Detectives.

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What does the FBI database

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tell us about

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Whealon and Figgis?

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Both of their files

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were completely wiped.

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I've never seen that before.

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Yeah, that's

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because he's guilty,

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and we're just sitting here

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watching him eat a peach.

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That's a nectarine.

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It's either a nectarine

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or a peach.

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Just write

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"unknown stone fruit."

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There can't just

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be digital files.

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There must be hard copies.

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Those are all under

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lock and key in the archives.

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If I asked for clearance,

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they could alert him.

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Interesting.

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So what you're saying

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is our only option

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is to break into the FBI

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and steal the file.

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Don't be absurd.

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Bob, I apologize

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for the absurdity.

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I see no absurdity.

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Actually,

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I think Peralta's right.

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Let's plan a heist.

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Bob?

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Blueprints for the New York

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Headquarters of the FBI.

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The file we're looking for

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is in the archive room,

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here, in the basement.

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We will be represented by

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these things I had in my pocket.

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All I had was lint.

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Just a pocketful of lint.

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Everybody remember

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what your lint looks like.

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My lint is round.

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My lint is approximately

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1 centimeter in diameter.

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My lint is blue.

297
00:06:55,038 --> 00:06:56,955
My lint is oblong.

298
00:06:56,996 --> 00:06:59,205
My lint is approximately

299
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1/2 centimeter in length.

300
00:06:59,247 --> 00:07:00,622
My lint is also blue.

301
00:07:00,664 --> 00:07:03,247
Wow, so no pushback on the

302
00:07:00,664 --> 00:07:03,247
lint thing? This is great.

303
00:07:03,288 --> 00:07:05,539
Now, I can give you clearance

304
00:07:03,288 --> 00:07:05,539
to get in the front door,

305
00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:07,830
but getting into the archive

306
00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:07,830
is another matter.

307
00:07:07,871 --> 00:07:12,747
If I go into this bathroom,

308
00:07:07,871 --> 00:07:12,747
I could climb through this vent,

309
00:07:12,789 --> 00:07:16,080
drop down into the archive room,

310
00:07:12,789 --> 00:07:16,080
and steal the file.

311
00:07:16,121 --> 00:07:17,247
How are you gonna get out?

312
00:07:17,288 --> 00:07:19,664
Pull myself back up

313
00:07:17,288 --> 00:07:19,664
the way I came in.

314
00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:22,789
What? I can do a pull-up.

315
00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:22,789
Terry will teach me.

316
00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:25,038
This whole area

317
00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:25,038
is video-monitored

318
00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,121
by this guard here.

319
00:07:26,163 --> 00:07:27,205
I can distract him

320
00:07:26,163 --> 00:07:27,205
with conversation.

321
00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,330
What do you know about him?

322
00:07:28,372 --> 00:07:29,497
Watches a lot of TV.

323
00:07:29,539 --> 00:07:31,539
I heard him mention

324
00:07:29,539 --> 00:07:31,539
"Sex and the City."

325
00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,705
Then I will discuss

326
00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,705
both of those shows with him.

327
00:07:33,747 --> 00:07:35,830
Ooh. "Sex and the City"

328
00:07:33,747 --> 00:07:35,830
is one show.

329
00:07:35,871 --> 00:07:37,163
It's not a show

330
00:07:35,871 --> 00:07:37,163
called "Sex"

331
00:07:37,205 --> 00:07:38,955
and then another show

332
00:07:37,205 --> 00:07:38,955
called "The City."

333
00:07:38,996 --> 00:07:39,955
Okay. Good start.

334
00:07:39,996 --> 00:07:41,455
Now I know that.

335
00:07:39,996 --> 00:07:41,455
Oh.

336
00:07:41,497 --> 00:07:42,955
I can disable

337
00:07:41,497 --> 00:07:42,955
the security DVRs,

338
00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:45,038
but I need some way of getting

339
00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:45,038
to a station unnoticed.

340
00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,539
I have an idea

341
00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,539
on how to smuggle you in,

342
00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:47,955
but it'll be a tight fit.

343
00:07:47,996 --> 00:07:49,163
I'm flexible.

344
00:07:47,996 --> 00:07:49,163
I do a lot of yoga.

345
00:07:49,205 --> 00:07:50,580
You do yoga?

346
00:07:50,622 --> 00:07:52,121
Helps keep me centered.

347
00:07:50,622 --> 00:07:52,121
If you ask me about it again,

348
00:07:52,163 --> 00:07:53,539
I'll hunt you down

349
00:07:52,163 --> 00:07:53,539
and rip your face off.

350
00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,205
Okay. Great. Good plan.

351
00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,205
I won't ask you about it again.

352
00:07:55,247 --> 00:07:56,580
I got the DVRs.

353
00:07:56,622 --> 00:08:00,413
Actually, that's my lint.

354
00:07:56,622 --> 00:08:00,413
My lint is oblong.

355
00:08:00,455 --> 00:08:02,080
My lint is blue.

356
00:08:02,121 --> 00:08:04,247
Okay! Sounds like we've got a

357
00:08:02,121 --> 00:08:04,247
plan. Let's get to training.

358
00:08:04,288 --> 00:08:05,497
Why does she want

359
00:08:05,539 --> 00:08:08,080
to meet with me?

360
00:08:05,539 --> 00:08:08,080
You think our cover's blown?

361
00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,622
I don't know,

362
00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,622
but, just to be safe,

363
00:08:09,664 --> 00:08:11,163
let's review your backstory.

364
00:08:11,205 --> 00:08:14,622
I went to Yeshiva med school,

365
00:08:11,205 --> 00:08:14,622
residency at Mount Sinai,

366
00:08:14,664 --> 00:08:16,163
my best friend

367
00:08:14,664 --> 00:08:16,163
is Yacob Peralberg,

368
00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,539
and we share everything

369
00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,539
with each other.

370
00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,955
Can't imagine that last part

371
00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,955
coming up, but okay.

372
00:08:19,996 --> 00:08:21,038
You got this.

373
00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,163
- Well, Isabel,

374
00:08:22,205 --> 00:08:24,996
your baby's head

375
00:08:22,205 --> 00:08:24,996
is the perfect size.

376
00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,455
Oh, thank you, doctor.

377
00:08:27,497 --> 00:08:31,038
Still gonna hurt when it comes

378
00:08:27,497 --> 00:08:31,038
out. Get ready for that.

379
00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,871
So you're Dr. Schwartz.

380
00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,539
That's me. L'chaim.

381
00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,539
How can I help you?

382
00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,996
I've been watching you

383
00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,996
ever since you showed up here.

384
00:08:38,038 --> 00:08:40,455
You don't seem like the other

385
00:08:38,038 --> 00:08:40,455
doctors that we've had.

386
00:08:40,497 --> 00:08:43,913
It's funny... my best friend,

387
00:08:40,497 --> 00:08:43,913
Yacob, is always saying that.

388
00:08:43,955 --> 00:08:45,413
Oh.

389
00:08:43,955 --> 00:08:45,413
Cut the crap.

390
00:08:45,455 --> 00:08:48,539
We both know why I'm here.

391
00:08:45,455 --> 00:08:48,539
We do?

392
00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:50,830
Your heart's beating

393
00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:50,830
a mile a minute.

394
00:08:50,871 --> 00:08:52,664
It's not because I'm nervous!

395
00:08:52,705 --> 00:08:55,955
Cortez says that you're

396
00:08:52,705 --> 00:08:55,955
sensitive. I like that.

397
00:08:55,996 --> 00:08:57,705
I've only been

398
00:08:55,996 --> 00:08:57,705
with cheating scum.

399
00:08:57,747 --> 00:08:59,830
Oh.

400
00:08:57,747 --> 00:08:59,830
Until now.

401
00:08:59,871 --> 00:09:02,080
Ahh!

402
00:09:02,121 --> 00:09:03,413
Everything okay in here?

403
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,539
Yeah.

404
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,539
We're all good.

405
00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:06,121
He was just checking me out.

406
00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:06,121
Mm-hmm.

407
00:09:06,163 --> 00:09:07,705
And I will

408
00:09:06,163 --> 00:09:07,705
see you soon, doctor?

409
00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,664
Mm-hmm.

410
00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,664
Later.

411
00:09:09,705 --> 00:09:11,205
Yeah. Later.

412
00:09:11,247 --> 00:09:13,830
Curse this perfect butt.

413
00:09:13,871 --> 00:09:15,539
How dare you, sir?

414
00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:18,038
Do you really think we would

415
00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:18,038
leak information on purpose?

416
00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,996
No. We think you're dum-dums

417
00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,996
and you did it by accident.

418
00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,622
Oh.

419
00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,622
Well, that's very possible.

420
00:09:22,664 --> 00:09:23,871
Yeah, I could see that.

421
00:09:23,913 --> 00:09:25,247
The briefing was a week ago.

422
00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:27,830
Just tell us everyone

423
00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:27,830
you talked to since then.

424
00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:31,080
Well, let's see. On Saturday,

425
00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:31,080
I got together with my friends,

426
00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:32,455
and we went to the dog track.

427
00:09:32,497 --> 00:09:34,288
We need names.

428
00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,996
I lied.

429
00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,996
There's not multiple friends.

430
00:09:36,038 --> 00:09:37,955
It's just Scully.

431
00:09:37,996 --> 00:09:40,580
Okay.

432
00:09:37,996 --> 00:09:40,580
What about you, Scully?

433
00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,038
Well, I went to

434
00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,038
the Knicks game with a buddy.

435
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,121
Was this "buddy"

436
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,121
named Hitchcock?

437
00:09:45,163 --> 00:09:46,247
Yes,

438
00:09:45,163 --> 00:09:46,247
and we weren't at the game.

439
00:09:46,288 --> 00:09:47,664
We were at the dog track.

440
00:09:47,705 --> 00:09:49,330
Oh, come on, guys.

441
00:09:49,372 --> 00:09:52,121
Is there anyone you could've

442
00:09:49,372 --> 00:09:52,121
told the crime stats to?

443
00:09:52,163 --> 00:09:54,038
Crime stats?

444
00:09:52,163 --> 00:09:54,038
Wait. Do either of you

445
00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,539
even know what

446
00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,539
our arrest numbers were?

447
00:09:58,455 --> 00:09:59,789
12.

448
00:09:58,455 --> 00:09:59,789
No!

449
00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:02,955
Then no.

450
00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:02,955
Yeah, they're not the leak.

451
00:10:06,913 --> 00:10:08,455
Come on, man.

452
00:10:06,913 --> 00:10:08,455
Use your muscles.

453
00:10:08,497 --> 00:10:10,913
Use my muscles?

454
00:10:08,497 --> 00:10:10,913
Oh, great.

455
00:10:10,955 --> 00:10:12,121
Why didn't I think about that?

456
00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:13,497
Great advice, Terry.

457
00:10:13,539 --> 00:10:14,830
You know what?

458
00:10:13,539 --> 00:10:14,830
It's a pull-up.

459
00:10:14,871 --> 00:10:16,205
There's not much

460
00:10:14,871 --> 00:10:16,205
to coach here.

461
00:10:16,247 --> 00:10:20,080
So there's Carrie, Miranda,

462
00:10:16,247 --> 00:10:20,080
Charlotte, and Samantha,

463
00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:23,330
but New York City

464
00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:23,330
is really the fifth character.

465
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:26,955
Hmm. What about Steve?

466
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:26,955
He seems nice.

467
00:10:26,996 --> 00:10:29,913
Oh, Steve is nothing.

468
00:10:26,996 --> 00:10:29,913
No one likes Steve.

469
00:10:29,955 --> 00:10:30,955
"Steve is nothing."

470
00:10:34,455 --> 00:10:35,913
Okay!

471
00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:41,497
I don't get it. Miranda

472
00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:41,497
could've had Blair Underwood,

473
00:10:41,539 --> 00:10:42,913
but she settled for Steve?

474
00:10:42,955 --> 00:10:45,913
Oh, but you do get it, sir.

475
00:10:42,955 --> 00:10:45,913
See, now you do.

476
00:10:45,955 --> 00:10:48,038
How is you doing that

477
00:10:45,955 --> 00:10:48,038
helping me?

478
00:10:51,121 --> 00:10:54,163
- Scully.

479
00:10:51,121 --> 00:10:54,163
- Rosa.

480
00:11:00,539 --> 00:11:02,913
Good job. Can you do it

481
00:11:00,539 --> 00:11:02,913
without screaming?

482
00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:05,830
Pro-bab-ly.

483
00:11:05,871 --> 00:11:06,871
Then we're ready.

484
00:11:06,913 --> 00:11:08,372
Let's break into the FBI.

485
00:11:08,413 --> 00:11:10,372
Oh, come on, Captain.

486
00:11:08,413 --> 00:11:10,372
This is such a big moment.

487
00:11:10,413 --> 00:11:11,664
Say it with more gusto.

488
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,372
Indeed.

489
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,372
Like this:

490
00:11:13,413 --> 00:11:15,205
let's break into the FBI.

491
00:11:15,247 --> 00:11:16,413
Oh, I see.

492
00:11:16,455 --> 00:11:17,871
Let's break into the FBI.

493
00:11:17,913 --> 00:11:19,913
No. Let's break into the FBI.

494
00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:21,080
Let's break into the FBI.

495
00:11:21,121 --> 00:11:22,705
Let's break into the FBI.

496
00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:24,580
Let's break into the FBI.

497
00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:24,580
I feel like I'm doing it.

498
00:11:24,622 --> 00:11:25,871
Let's break into the FBI.

499
00:11:25,913 --> 00:11:26,913
Let's break into the FBI.

500
00:11:26,955 --> 00:11:29,330
Okay! I think we got it.

501
00:11:29,372 --> 00:11:30,705
Now,

502
00:11:30,747 --> 00:11:33,288
let's break into the FBI!

503
00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:43,996
Good morning.

504
00:11:50,747 --> 00:11:52,871
Hi. This is for you.

505
00:11:50,747 --> 00:11:52,871
Thanks.

506
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,955
Quite a big package

507
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,955
you've got there.

508
00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:57,455
Oh, I apologize

509
00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:57,455
for the double entendre.

510
00:11:57,497 --> 00:11:58,955
I can be such a Samantha.

511
00:11:58,996 --> 00:11:59,996
Really?

512
00:12:00,038 --> 00:12:01,330
You don't seem like a Samantha.

513
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,996
Well, I'm actually

514
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,996
a combination

515
00:12:04,038 --> 00:12:05,580
of all four characters.

516
00:12:05,622 --> 00:12:06,996
Five if you count

517
00:12:05,622 --> 00:12:06,996
the city of New York.

518
00:12:07,038 --> 00:12:08,622
Yes.

519
00:12:08,664 --> 00:12:10,121
Another Sex-and-the-Citiot?

520
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,121
Guilty as charged.

521
00:12:12,163 --> 00:12:14,955
My favorite season has to be

522
00:12:12,163 --> 00:12:14,955
the third one.

523
00:12:14,996 --> 00:12:16,580
Everything was going right

524
00:12:14,996 --> 00:12:16,580
for Carrie.

525
00:12:16,622 --> 00:12:19,664
Her face was on every bus, her

526
00:12:16,622 --> 00:12:19,664
column was the talk of the town,

527
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:22,622
and she met everyone's

528
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:22,622
favorite furniture maker,

529
00:12:22,664 --> 00:12:24,121
Aidan Shaw.

530
00:12:24,163 --> 00:12:26,163
Sure, she melted down

531
00:12:24,163 --> 00:12:26,163
when he tried to introduce her

532
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:28,789
to his parents,

533
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:28,789
and she flipped out

534
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,789
when she bumped into Big

535
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,789
getting out of that cab

536
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,830
with Natasha,

537
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,830
whom he had married.

538
00:12:32,871 --> 00:12:34,830
Hmm. Who can blame her?

539
00:12:34,871 --> 00:12:36,664
They barely knew each other.

540
00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:38,330
The best episode that year...

541
00:12:38,372 --> 00:12:41,871
was episode six,

542
00:12:38,372 --> 00:12:41,871
entitled "Are We Sluts?"

543
00:12:41,913 --> 00:12:43,830
You know the one.

544
00:12:41,913 --> 00:12:43,830
Carrie was all in her head

545
00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:45,747
because she and Aidan

546
00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:45,747
weren't having sex.

547
00:12:45,789 --> 00:12:46,830
Meanwhile, across town,

548
00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:48,413
Charlotte couldn't stop

549
00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:48,413
having sex.

550
00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:52,455
And Samantha? Samantha

551
00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:52,455
was just being Samantha.

552
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:56,288
The season finale that year was

553
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:56,288
entitled "Cock-a-Doodle-Do."

554
00:12:56,330 --> 00:13:00,247
Cock-a-doodle-doo.

555
00:12:56,330 --> 00:13:00,247
Roger that.

556
00:13:01,622 --> 00:13:02,789
Whoops.

557
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:04,455
I hate Big!

558
00:13:04,497 --> 00:13:07,080
Carrie should've ended up

559
00:13:04,497 --> 00:13:07,080
with Mikhail Baryshnikov.

560
00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,789
What? He slapped her!

561
00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,789
Are you insane?

562
00:13:15,121 --> 00:13:17,747
Bingo.

563
00:13:17,789 --> 00:13:21,205
Got the file.

564
00:13:17,789 --> 00:13:21,205
Preparing for extraction.

565
00:13:21,247 --> 00:13:22,789
No screaming, Peralta.

566
00:13:30,996 --> 00:13:33,747
If you ask me, they never

567
00:13:30,996 --> 00:13:33,747
should've made the movie.

568
00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:35,580
Abu Dhabi? Abu don't bother.

569
00:13:35,622 --> 00:13:37,913
Wow. I'm gonna use that.

570
00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:39,622
Please do. Have a nice day.

571
00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:39,622
Okay.

572
00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:43,789
Hey.

573
00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:43,789
Here you go.

574
00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,913
Whoa, wait. Hold on.

575
00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,913
Stop. Both of you.

576
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,789
That pass is only

577
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,789
for the ninth floor.

578
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,580
All right.

579
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,580
Let me see that envelope.

580
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,038
Oh, actually, I can't

581
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,038
show you that, because...

582
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,121
It's okay.

583
00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:57,789
I asked him to come down

584
00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:57,789
and mail that.

585
00:13:57,830 --> 00:14:00,789
I just need to put

586
00:13:57,830 --> 00:14:00,789
my return address on it.

587
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:03,622
And...

588
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:03,622
there you go.

589
00:14:03,664 --> 00:14:05,871
Thanks. I know just

590
00:14:03,664 --> 00:14:05,871
where to put that.

591
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,413
Oh!

592
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,413
There's Samantha again.

593
00:14:20,747 --> 00:14:24,705
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

594
00:14:20,747 --> 00:14:24,705
We did it!

595
00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:25,747
What? I'm only human.

596
00:14:25,789 --> 00:14:27,664
You can't always expect me

597
00:14:27,705 --> 00:14:29,080
to be the coolest guy ever.

598
00:14:29,121 --> 00:14:32,455
Coolest guy ever? Try telling

599
00:14:29,121 --> 00:14:32,455
that to Alan Greenspan.

600
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,413
Nice burn, Bob!

601
00:14:34,455 --> 00:14:35,622
I should've known Maura

602
00:14:35,664 --> 00:14:36,955
wouldn't be able

603
00:14:35,664 --> 00:14:36,955
to control herself.

604
00:14:36,996 --> 00:14:39,121
Strong women,

605
00:14:36,996 --> 00:14:39,121
they're just drawn to me.

606
00:14:39,163 --> 00:14:40,539
You know,

607
00:14:39,163 --> 00:14:40,539
they're all right angles,

608
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,163
and I'm nothing but curves.

609
00:14:42,205 --> 00:14:43,789
This actually

610
00:14:42,205 --> 00:14:43,789
could be great, Boyle.

611
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:46,580
You could romance her

612
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:46,580
into talking, but you shouldn't

613
00:14:46,622 --> 00:14:48,080
do anything that you're

614
00:14:46,622 --> 00:14:48,080
not comfortable with.

615
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,288
Oh, no. No, I won't have to.

616
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,288
It's not gonna get physical.

617
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:53,705
You see, the art of seduction

618
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:53,705
is all about making people wait.

619
00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:55,080
Right.

620
00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:55,080
Genevieve and I

621
00:14:55,121 --> 00:14:56,497
often begin our

622
00:14:55,121 --> 00:14:56,497
lovemaking sessions...

623
00:14:56,539 --> 00:14:57,789
Oh. Okay.

624
00:14:57,871 --> 00:14:58,871
With hours upon hours

625
00:14:57,871 --> 00:14:58,871
of delicateness...

626
00:14:58,913 --> 00:15:00,330
Okay. Please stop.

627
00:14:58,913 --> 00:15:00,330
That kind of blow...

628
00:15:00,372 --> 00:15:02,247
Guard!

629
00:15:02,288 --> 00:15:03,747
You get it.

630
00:15:02,288 --> 00:15:03,747
All right. Yeah.

631
00:15:03,789 --> 00:15:06,747
All right.

632
00:15:03,789 --> 00:15:06,747
Sexy playlist. Check.

633
00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:08,913
Seductive voice.

634
00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:08,913
Double check.

635
00:15:11,622 --> 00:15:13,622
Hey, chipmunk.

636
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:16,205
Let's do this.

637
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:16,205
That sounds fun.

638
00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:19,580
But first,

639
00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:19,580
I need to sign some charts,

640
00:15:19,622 --> 00:15:24,497
because I am

641
00:15:19,622 --> 00:15:24,497
a really... good... doctor.

642
00:15:24,539 --> 00:15:26,955
Get that bubble butt

643
00:15:24,539 --> 00:15:26,955
over here.

644
00:15:26,996 --> 00:15:28,705
Oh, I will!

645
00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:31,705
Who is Genevieve?

646
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:34,580
No one!

647
00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:35,705
My chiropractor.

648
00:15:35,747 --> 00:15:37,413
Then answer it.

649
00:15:35,747 --> 00:15:37,413
Answer it?

650
00:15:37,455 --> 00:15:39,121
I mean, why don't we

651
00:15:37,455 --> 00:15:39,121
just stay in the moment?

652
00:15:39,163 --> 00:15:41,455
Why are you such a slave

653
00:15:39,163 --> 00:15:41,455
to these little boxes?

654
00:15:41,497 --> 00:15:44,580
Answer the phone,

655
00:15:41,497 --> 00:15:44,580
and put it on speaker.

656
00:15:44,622 --> 00:15:46,830
Hello?

657
00:15:46,871 --> 00:15:48,789
Honey, the adoption papers

658
00:15:46,871 --> 00:15:48,789
went through!

659
00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:49,955
You're gonna be a daddy!

660
00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:52,871
Oh, my God!

661
00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:52,871
I'm having a baby!

662
00:15:52,913 --> 00:15:55,789
I mean... this is the wrong

663
00:15:52,913 --> 00:15:55,789
number. Don't call here again!

664
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,996
You're dead.

665
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:59,163
Maybe you're dead.

666
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:59,163
Please don't hurt me.

667
00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:03,580
Sup, Sarge?

668
00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:05,871
Just digging through the garbage

669
00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:05,871
like a normal person?

670
00:16:05,913 --> 00:16:07,830
I'm trying to find out

671
00:16:05,913 --> 00:16:07,830
who our leak is.

672
00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:09,871
What makes you so sure

673
00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:09,871
that there's a leak?

674
00:16:09,913 --> 00:16:12,455
It might've just been that

675
00:16:09,913 --> 00:16:12,455
the reporter was really good

676
00:16:12,497 --> 00:16:15,580
at his job, like that

677
00:16:12,497 --> 00:16:15,580
hot blond surfer was at TMZ?

678
00:16:15,622 --> 00:16:16,789
Maybe you leaked it.

679
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,121
Excuse me?

680
00:16:18,163 --> 00:16:20,913
I'm not saying

681
00:16:18,163 --> 00:16:20,913
you did it on purpose.

682
00:16:20,955 --> 00:16:23,455
Maybe you left the file

683
00:16:20,955 --> 00:16:23,455
on the subway.

684
00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:26,205
I mean, you don't take

685
00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:26,205
your job very seriously.

686
00:16:26,247 --> 00:16:27,664
Whoa. We're about to have

687
00:16:27,705 --> 00:16:29,539
our first fight

688
00:16:27,705 --> 00:16:29,539
as a couple, Terrence.

689
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,205
First of all,

690
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,205
I take my job very seriously.

691
00:16:32,247 --> 00:16:33,789
That's why I'm here

692
00:16:32,247 --> 00:16:33,789
right now, helping you,

693
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:35,539
and I'm the only one doing it.

694
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,705
Or, I was, until

695
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,705
you insulted me.

696
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:39,996
Now watch me walk away.

697
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:47,664
I said watch me!

698
00:16:47,705 --> 00:16:50,163
Wow. No wonder Whealon

699
00:16:47,705 --> 00:16:50,163
wiped the database.

700
00:16:50,205 --> 00:16:51,580
Look at this.

701
00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:54,413
He quashed all FBI

702
00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:54,413
and NYPD operations

703
00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:55,622
relating to Figgis...

704
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,830
drug running, kidnapping,

705
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,830
murder...

706
00:16:57,871 --> 00:16:59,996
those are the best crimes;

707
00:16:57,871 --> 00:16:59,996
why would you quash them?

708
00:17:00,038 --> 00:17:02,622
Time for waiting is over.

709
00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:04,163
Now is the time

710
00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:04,163
for groin-stomping.

711
00:17:04,205 --> 00:17:05,664
Damn right, it is!

712
00:17:05,705 --> 00:17:08,163
Let's go arrest that punk.

713
00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:09,664
He says "punk"

714
00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:09,664
just like you.

715
00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:12,996
Where do you think

716
00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:12,996
he learned it, punk?

717
00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:17,288
NYPD!

718
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:18,913
Somebody's been here.

719
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:18,913
a body!

720
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,871
We got a body!

721
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,871
Damn it!

722
00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:23,121
He's dead. Figgis got to him.

723
00:17:23,163 --> 00:17:24,705
Wait a minute.

724
00:17:23,163 --> 00:17:24,705
He's got a pulse.

725
00:17:24,747 --> 00:17:26,247
No, wait. That's my pulse.

726
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:27,996
No. It's his pulse. Nope,

727
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:27,996
it's both our pulses.

728
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:31,830
He's alive! I'm alive!

729
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:31,830
We're all alive!

730
00:17:31,871 --> 00:17:33,622
This case just

731
00:17:31,871 --> 00:17:33,622
got busted wide open.

732
00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:38,247
Good news.

733
00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:39,580
The doctors say

734
00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:39,580
Whealon's not gonna die.

735
00:17:39,622 --> 00:17:41,913
Thank God. I just hope

736
00:17:39,622 --> 00:17:41,913
he's in a lot of pain.

737
00:17:41,955 --> 00:17:44,372
They say he'll be out of

738
00:17:41,955 --> 00:17:44,372
the coma within 12 hours.

739
00:17:44,413 --> 00:17:46,163
Great. That means he'll

740
00:17:44,413 --> 00:17:46,163
definitely testify

741
00:17:46,205 --> 00:17:48,121
against Figgis,

742
00:17:46,205 --> 00:17:48,121
and you know what that means:

743
00:17:48,163 --> 00:17:50,705
time for celebration candy bars!

744
00:17:50,747 --> 00:17:52,163
Stupid hospital vending machines

745
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,413
didn't have alcohol

746
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,413
for some weird reason. Here.

747
00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:57,913
Why not? I really have

748
00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:57,913
embraced my wild side today.

749
00:17:57,955 --> 00:17:59,288
As have I.

750
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:01,539
Chocolate and nuts.

751
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,121
Actually, that's overkill.

752
00:18:03,163 --> 00:18:04,205
Indeed.

753
00:18:04,247 --> 00:18:05,664
I'll wait here,

754
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,205
so I can interrogate him

755
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,205
when he wakes up.

756
00:18:07,247 --> 00:18:08,580
I'll keep you company.

757
00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:10,288
Why don't you two

758
00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:10,288
go home and get some sleep?

759
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:11,455
Good idea, sir.

760
00:18:11,497 --> 00:18:12,747
We'll head to the bar,

761
00:18:11,497 --> 00:18:12,747
get super drunk,

762
00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:14,038
and then head home

763
00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:14,038
and get some sleep.

764
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,205
Yeah.

765
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,205
Good idea, sir.

766
00:18:17,205 --> 00:18:20,830
Turns out your sensitive

767
00:18:17,205 --> 00:18:20,830
doctor isn't who he says he is.

768
00:18:20,871 --> 00:18:22,747
What? What do you mean?

769
00:18:20,871 --> 00:18:22,747
Why?

770
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:25,705
'Cause he's about to adopt

771
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:25,705
a baby with his chiropractor.

772
00:18:25,747 --> 00:18:28,121
Oh, thank God...

773
00:18:28,163 --> 00:18:31,205
that you didn't invest more time

774
00:18:28,163 --> 00:18:31,205
in a relationship

775
00:18:31,247 --> 00:18:33,163
with that jerk.

776
00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:34,830
Why can't I find

777
00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:34,830
a good man?

778
00:18:34,871 --> 00:18:36,789
Could be because you're

779
00:18:34,871 --> 00:18:36,789
in prison for murder.

780
00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:39,080
Nah. That's not it.

781
00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:39,080
Yeah, that's not it.

782
00:18:39,121 --> 00:18:42,288
Before this, I used to date

783
00:18:39,121 --> 00:18:42,288
all my brother's friends

784
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,372
from the mob.

785
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,288
All dogs too.

786
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:47,080
Never mind. You don't want

787
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:47,080
to hear about them.

788
00:18:47,121 --> 00:18:49,413
No! I do want to hear

789
00:18:47,121 --> 00:18:49,413
about them.

790
00:18:49,455 --> 00:18:52,622
Please.

791
00:18:49,455 --> 00:18:52,622
Tell me everything about them.

792
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:56,121
Thanks.

793
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:56,121
That would be nice.

794
00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:58,080
Ahh! Not a toucher.

795
00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:58,080
Totally get it.

796
00:18:58,121 --> 00:18:59,913
I'll keep my hands to myself.

797
00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:02,288
What's going on, Sarge?

798
00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:02,288
You find that leak yet?

799
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,996
Yes. I'm hiding behind a

800
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,996
coffeemaker, spying on everyone

801
00:19:05,038 --> 00:19:06,871
in this office,

802
00:19:05,038 --> 00:19:06,871
because I found the leak.

803
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,789
Aww, Terry. Sarcasm is not

804
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,789
a good look on you.

805
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,455
But you know what would be?

806
00:19:11,497 --> 00:19:14,539
A really tight Henley.

807
00:19:11,497 --> 00:19:14,539
Very helpful.

808
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:15,955
I know who your leak is.

809
00:19:15,996 --> 00:19:17,372
What?

810
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,622
I looked up the reporter

811
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,622
who published the crime numbers,

812
00:19:19,664 --> 00:19:22,038
and I noticed you two

813
00:19:19,664 --> 00:19:22,038
follow each other online.

814
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,038
He followed me,

815
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,038
and you know I'm

816
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,539
a proud member

817
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,539
of team follow-back.

818
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,789
So I went through your feed

819
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,038
to see what

820
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,038
you were posting.

821
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,913
Lot of pictures of your kids.

822
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,913
Nobody cares.

823
00:19:31,955 --> 00:19:34,955
And then I found this picture

824
00:19:31,955 --> 00:19:34,955
you posted last week.

825
00:19:34,996 --> 00:19:37,913
"Living that #YOGURT life."

826
00:19:37,955 --> 00:19:39,664
Embarrassing.

827
00:19:39,705 --> 00:19:41,871
But what's even

828
00:19:39,705 --> 00:19:41,871
more embarrassing, Terry,

829
00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:46,330
is that the arrest numbers

830
00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:46,330
are in the photo, clear as day.

831
00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:48,080
Oh, my God!

832
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,622
I was the leak!

833
00:19:50,664 --> 00:19:51,871
I got to take that picture down.

834
00:19:51,913 --> 00:19:54,789
Gina, I am so sorry

835
00:19:51,913 --> 00:19:54,789
I blamed you.

836
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:57,038
And I knew you would

837
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:57,038
say something like that,

838
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,830
so I went ahead

839
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,830
and bought myself a cake

840
00:19:58,871 --> 00:19:59,955
on your behalf.

841
00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:02,080
Check it out.

842
00:20:02,121 --> 00:20:03,539
Oh, dang.

843
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,955
And this has been here for the

844
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,955
last half-hour, detective.

845
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,539
Didn't even notice it.

846
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:10,288
God, I'm so sick of doing

847
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:10,288
everyone's job for them.

848
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:12,330
It's like, help me out

849
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:12,330
a little bit.

850
00:20:12,372 --> 00:20:14,413
Just once in a blue moon.

851
00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:15,996
Well, we did it.

852
00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:16,996
For a second there,

853
00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:16,996
I didn't think

854
00:20:17,038 --> 00:20:18,288
we were going to pull it off.

855
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:20,996
I knew we could.

856
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:20,996
And we did. To us!

857
00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:22,413
Oh. What are

858
00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:22,413
you guys celebrating?

859
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,871
Terry was mad at us,

860
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,871
but we didn't know

861
00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:25,871
what he was talking about,

862
00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:25,871
and he went away.

863
00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:28,080
Huge day.

864
00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:28,080
Uh-huh.

865
00:20:28,121 --> 00:20:31,288
It's Amy.

866
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,705
Hey, girlfriend.

867
00:20:32,747 --> 00:20:34,038
Jake, Maury told me

868
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,871
who Figgis has working

869
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,871
for him in the FBI.

870
00:20:35,913 --> 00:20:37,163
Yeah,

871
00:20:35,913 --> 00:20:37,163
I already know who it is,

872
00:20:37,205 --> 00:20:38,830
because I just caught him:

873
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,330
Special Agent Ryan Whealon.

874
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,497
Also, I did one full pull-up.

875
00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:44,080
I'm gonna be so buff

876
00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:44,080
when you get back.

877
00:20:44,121 --> 00:20:46,080
Cool, babe.

878
00:20:44,121 --> 00:20:46,080
Did you get the other guy?

879
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,830
What other guy?

880
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,830
Someone named Bob Anderson.

881
00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:51,955
Bob?

882
00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:53,121
Oh, my God.

883
00:20:53,163 --> 00:20:55,622
Amy, I have to go.

884
00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:57,955
Bob is working for Figgis.

885
00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:57,955
What?

886
00:20:57,996 --> 00:20:59,955
He must've been the one who

887
00:20:57,996 --> 00:20:59,955
deleted all those digital files.

888
00:20:59,996 --> 00:21:01,163
And he tried to have

889
00:20:59,996 --> 00:21:01,163
Whealon killed.

890
00:21:01,205 --> 00:21:02,455
But he helped us

891
00:21:01,205 --> 00:21:02,455
with the heist,

892
00:21:02,497 --> 00:21:03,913
and there was nothing about him

893
00:21:02,497 --> 00:21:03,913
in the paper file.

894
00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:05,955
Yeah, because that wasn't

895
00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:05,955
the real file.

896
00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:10,205
I just need to put

897
00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:10,205
my return address on it.

898
00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:12,996
And... there you go.

899
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,580
Oh, thank you.

900
00:21:14,622 --> 00:21:15,830
We have to call Holt.

901
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:21,163
Come on, Captain.

902
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:21,163
Pick up. Pick up.

903
00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:26,996
Don't answer that,

904
00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:26,996
Raymond.

905
00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:29,580
And now I'm going

906
00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:29,580
to have to kill you.

907
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,789
Oh, Bob.

908
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,871
Fremulon.

909
00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:35,913
Not a doctor.

910
00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:35,913
Shh.

