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- Good evening,
I'm Brynn DeRose.

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- And I'm Slade Austin.

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Tonight on "Power News,"

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Could 67 be one of them?

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- Now our top story:
two prisoners have escaped

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from the Coral Palms
sheriff's station

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in a daring daylight jailbreak.

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The men, identified
as Gregory Stickney

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and Larry Sherbert

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were arrested after
a routine traffic stop

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revealed a cache
of automatic weapons.

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- Less than 12 hours later,
the men escaped

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by creating a disturbance
in their cell.

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- Well, they started kissing,

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which I'm fine with—

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really, I am,
kiss whoever you want—

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except they were both men.

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- Tito Amendola was also
in holding at the time

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and witnessed the jailbreak.

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- I do a lot of meth.

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- The sheriff's office is
coordinating their search

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with local and state police.

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- If you're watching,
Greg and Larry,

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and I know you are,

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my men and I will not rest

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until we find you.

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That's right,

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we're coming for you.

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- Strong words, and moving on,

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what if you were going
through a drive-thru,

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and a puppy dog
took your order?

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- The cops are
looking for us,

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and a madman wants us dead.

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We should be laying low
until the Nine-Nine gets here.

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- Yeah, but we don't know
when that's gonna be,

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and we need food and supplies.

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- Okay, I'll get some water.

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- Holt, are you trying
to draw attention to us?

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Nobody drinks water here.

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Choose something blue or green.

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- Okay, I guess
I'll go in for, uh,

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the Blazing Blue Rad-berry
Cooler Xtreme: Code Rad.

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- Good choice.

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I should probably get
some body spray as well.

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What sounds better,
Liquid Moan or Turnpike?

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- We only have $17
to our name.

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We can't spend five
of it on this.

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- I know, but I'm about to see
Amy for the first time

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in forever, and I want
to smell like a...

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"hot New Jersey breeze," ugh.

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Good call.

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All right, let's get
out of here.

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- And in Coral Palms,
law enforcement

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still is searching
for a pair of fugitives

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who broke out of jail
earlier this evening.

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Greg Stickney
and Larry Sherbert

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are believed to be
unarmed but dangerous.

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- Liquid Moan, nice.

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I wore this to Swampsgiving
last year—cleaned up.

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- Right on, bro.

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- Oh, we have a promotion
on the Code Rad.

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It comes with a free cigarette.
- Oh, no.

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That doesn't matter.
We don't need it.

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- Well, if you don't want it,
I'll take it.

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- No, no, no.
Don't do that—smoking is bad.

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You should quit smoking
right now.

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- Hey...

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- Ahh.

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- We seem to be in the clear.

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Are you hurt?
- Yeah.

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I got caught on top
of the fence.

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Check out my calf—
it's like Scratch City.

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How about you?

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- I'm fine, except I was impaled
on a metal pipe.

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- Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God!

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It's gonna be fine.

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Oh, my God!

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- I got rifles, vests,
flash grenades...

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- Chips, dips,
ice cream sammies...

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- I'm pretty sure there's gonna
be snacks in Florida, Scully.

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- Pretty sure?

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Do you arrest someone if you're
pretty sure they're guilty?

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No, Amy, you wait till
you get all the facts!

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- Hey, okay, everyone,
let's just try to bring things

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we actually need
for the mission.

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- Really?
Then what is this?

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- Oh, it's a book of 4,000
essential photos of Nikolaj

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for me to show Jake.

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- All right, bad news.

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I talked to
Captain Stentley again.

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He still won't give us
permission to go to Florida.

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I even brought out the big guns.

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- Left, right, left, right,

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both, both, both.

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That's so cool!

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I still can't let you
go to Florida, though.

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- Terry feels like a whore.

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He said if we disobey him,
there'll be tire consequences.

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I think he meant dire.

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Guy's real dumb.

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Who's with me?

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Great, Hitchcock's in.
Who else?

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- I actually had a question.

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How mad would everyone be
if I just bailed?

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- Shut up, Hitchcock.
Obviously, we're all going.

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- What's up, squadron?

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I'm airplane ready,
and I'm T-minus 30

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from my Ambies kicking in,

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so let's take it
to the skies.

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- Yeah, about that.

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Um, there were no tickets left.

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But I brought my minivan, so...

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- Road trip!

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- I went to a 24-hour vet

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and got surgical supplies.

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I was in and out like a ninja.

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Needles, needles, need—

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whoa!

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So many dogs!

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- I'll need your assistance.

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You'll have to pull out the pipe
and stitch up the wound.

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- All right.
This is gonna hurt.

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But I'm gonna get you
through it.

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Oh, God, I'm gonna throw
up into your cut.

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Ahhh, I saw inside of you.

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How are humans alive?

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- Okay, uh, I'll do the surgery,

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and, uh, you just breathe, okay?

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We'll get you through this.

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- Okay.

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Ugh, what was that sound?

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I did not like
that squish sound.

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- The pipe has been removed.

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Now...

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I'm sewing myself up.

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Okay, this is almost over.

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You're doing great.

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Just keep talking.
Keep talking.

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- Talking about what?

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- Uh, tell me about Amy, hmm?

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You must be excited to see her.

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- Very much, you know.

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Oh, God, what if it
doesn't go well?

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We haven't seen each other
in a while,

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and what if it's weird?

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Uhhh!
- Keep going, keep going.

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You're doing so well.
Why would it be weird?

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- I don't know.
I don't know.

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I mean, maybe we've grown apart.

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Maybe she'll be repulsed
by my frosted tips.

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I was gonna defrost them before
I saw her for the first time.

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- I'm sure it will be magical
when you see her.

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And...

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guess what?

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- What?
- I'm done.

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I've sewn myself up.

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- Huh.
- You did great, buddy.

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I'm proud of you.

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I can't believe I did it.

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I'm so strong.

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- Ooh, we're crossing
into Virginia.

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Fun fact: Virginia is not
technically a state,

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but a commonwealth.

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- Oof, poor Jake.

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- Uhh, this might be
the Ambies speaking,

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but this in-flight movie sucks.

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- So, uh, you already
moved the twins

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onto a booster seat, huh?

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Aren't they a little
young for that?

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- They're four.

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- Nikolaj is four,

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but we're sticking
with the car seat

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as long as possible,
but you know me—

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I'm a "safety at all costs"
kind of dad.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- Sarge, I need to go
to the bathroom.

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- We just stopped for gas.

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I asked you if you had to go.

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- I didn't have to then.

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- So does this van have
side-impact airbags?

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- Not in the back.

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- Oh. Interesting.

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No judgment here.

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- Sarge, I have to pee now too.

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- Seriously?
You, Diaz?

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Look, I'll turn off
at the next exit, okay?

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- I have to pee really badly.

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- Hot.

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- What?
- Hitchcock!

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- Guys, enough!
- Sarge—

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- Yeah, I know!
You got to pee, I got it!

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- No, brake lights!
- Oh, crap.

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- Everyone hang on!
There's no side-impact airbags!

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- Did you get breakfast?

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- I tried, but I got recognized.

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- Do I know you
from somewhere?

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- Do you watch a lot
of pornography?

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'Cause I'm in most of it.

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- Oh, boy.
What if you were followed?

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I don't think it's safe
to stay here.

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- Where are we gonna go?

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- The cops?
- Or Figgis!

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Do we have any weapons?

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- I have the pipe
we pulled out of me.

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- I would sooner surrender
than go anywhere near

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your gooey body pipe.

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Oh, no, I'm gonna do it.

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Oh!
- Jake?

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- Amy—

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It's so good to see you.

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- Thank you guys
so much for coming.

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I can't wait to catch up
with all of you

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when this is done.

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- My dad died, and—

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- Again, when this is done,
Hitchcock.

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Gina, you look like
a fresh wizard,

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and I love it.

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So we know that Figgis
is in Coral Palms,

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but we don't know where he is,

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and we don't know how many
guys he's got with him.

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The plan is to lure them into
the Fun Zone and ambush them.

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Any questions?
- Yes, did you miss us?

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Quick follow-up: did you ever
look up at the moon

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and wonder if I was
looking at it too?

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- Yes.
- Knew it.

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- All right, once we get
to the Fun Zone,

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I'll fill everyone in
on the mission details.

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You guys come with me.

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Captain, you stay here and rest.

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- What?
I don't need to rest.

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I'm in peak condition.

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- All right, then stand up.

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- Easy.

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I love standing up.

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- Yeah, you're staying here.

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- Aw, Captain,
don't worry, okay?

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My sleeping pills
are doing their job,

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and I can stay here
and take care of you, okay?

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Terry, I'm gonna
need your gun.

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- That's not happening.

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- All right, I'll use my own.

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Oops-a-daisy.

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- That is adorable.
Where did you get that?

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- Vending machine
at a rest stop.

256
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- Give me that.
Just don't let Captain Holt die.

257
00:08:35,604 --> 00:08:38,001
And stay on your phone for
logistical support as planned.

258
00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:39,530
Now come on, guys,
let's get ready.

259
00:08:41,698 --> 00:08:45,034
- Hey, we never really
got a chance to say hi.

260
00:08:45,034 --> 00:08:46,732
- Yeah. Hi.

261
00:08:46,732 --> 00:08:48,031
- Hi.

262
00:08:48,031 --> 00:08:49,859
- Oh, my God, everyone,

263
00:08:49,869 --> 00:08:50,968
Jake and Amy are going to kiss

264
00:08:50,968 --> 00:08:52,726
for the first time
in six months.

265
00:08:52,736 --> 00:08:54,734
Let those Nicholas Sparks fly.

266
00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:57,262
- So everyone's just
gonna watch us?

267
00:08:57,262 --> 00:08:59,360
- Yes!
Now get to it, you lovebirds.

268
00:09:01,568 --> 00:09:02,866
Here we go.

269
00:09:02,866 --> 00:09:03,895
- Come on, man.

270
00:09:03,895 --> 00:09:05,434
- How did you get there so fast?

271
00:09:05,434 --> 00:09:07,462
- Love finds a way.
- Ugh.

272
00:09:07,462 --> 00:09:09,530
- Welcome to the Fun Zone.

273
00:09:09,530 --> 00:09:11,398
I know the manager, and he's
agreed to shut the place down

274
00:09:11,398 --> 00:09:13,466
for the day, so there won't
be any civilians around.

275
00:09:13,466 --> 00:09:14,465
- Smart.

276
00:09:14,465 --> 00:09:15,594
You put up all these fake signs

277
00:09:15,604 --> 00:09:16,862
about a major
health code violation.

278
00:09:16,862 --> 00:09:18,531
- No, those are actually
always there—

279
00:09:18,531 --> 00:09:20,669
something about lead being in
the air and water and ground.

280
00:09:20,669 --> 00:09:22,397
Anyways, you all have
your assignments.

281
00:09:22,397 --> 00:09:23,735
Let's plan an ambush.

282
00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:26,293
Nine-Nine!
Nine-Nine!

283
00:09:26,303 --> 00:09:27,332
- Chills, you guys.

284
00:09:27,332 --> 00:09:29,560
Literally, chills.

285
00:09:30,898 --> 00:09:32,427
- Hey there, Nikolaj.

286
00:09:32,437 --> 00:09:33,426
It's your papa.

287
00:09:33,436 --> 00:09:34,694
If you're watching this,

288
00:09:34,694 --> 00:09:36,333
something bad has
happened to me.

289
00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:39,430
But I want you to know
that I love you very much.

290
00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:41,697
- You want to stop filming
yourself and help me with

291
00:09:41,697 --> 00:09:42,966
these many items I'm carrying?

292
00:09:42,966 --> 00:09:45,664
- Sorry, I was making
a video for my son.

293
00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:48,261
You know, in case
I never see him again.

294
00:09:48,271 --> 00:09:50,599
Do you not do that
for your kids?

295
00:09:50,599 --> 00:09:51,827
- Of course I do.

296
00:09:51,837 --> 00:09:54,535
I make those kind of videos
all the time.

297
00:09:54,535 --> 00:09:57,801
You know, in fact, I was about
to do one right now.

298
00:09:57,801 --> 00:09:59,659
Hey—hey, girls.

299
00:09:59,669 --> 00:10:00,968
It's me, Daddy.

300
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,466
If you're seeing this,
I'm dead.

301
00:10:03,466 --> 00:10:07,262
But I want you to know that
I love you now and forever.

302
00:10:07,262 --> 00:10:09,829
- Okay, time for a lullaby,
sung in your native Latvian.

303
00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:11,967
Ligo! Ligo! Ligo!

304
00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:13,865
- Yeah, yeah, lullaby time.
Look.

305
00:10:20,429 --> 00:10:21,897
- What the hell are
you guys doing?

306
00:10:23,765 --> 00:10:25,394
- Good call.
Blocking the door.

307
00:10:25,404 --> 00:10:26,662
Keep it up, smorty-pants.

308
00:10:26,662 --> 00:10:27,731
- Oh—
- Uh—

309
00:10:27,731 --> 00:10:29,430
Mwah.

310
00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:30,798
One of our classic
forehead smooches,

311
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:31,797
just like I planned.

312
00:10:32,836 --> 00:10:34,934
This is weird.
- Should we have sex?

313
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:35,933
- What?
- Huh?

314
00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:36,962
- Yeah.
I mean, no.

315
00:10:36,962 --> 00:10:37,961
- No, things aren't weird,

316
00:10:37,961 --> 00:10:39,360
or no to the sex?

317
00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:40,768
- Maybe we should just—
- You're right.

318
00:10:40,768 --> 00:10:43,366
Just concentrate on Figgis,
and we'll figure this out later.

319
00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:45,264
- No, I was gonna say
maybe we should talk,

320
00:10:45,264 --> 00:10:47,302
but yeah, it can wait
till after Figgis.

321
00:10:47,302 --> 00:10:48,331
- Ah.

322
00:10:48,331 --> 00:10:49,659
- We have the rest
of our lives to talk.

323
00:10:49,669 --> 00:10:51,268
- Yeah, unless he
kills us first.

324
00:10:51,268 --> 00:10:52,866
What a weird joke.

325
00:10:52,866 --> 00:10:54,265
Regret saying that one.

326
00:10:54,265 --> 00:10:56,033
Wow, things are clickin'.

327
00:10:57,731 --> 00:10:59,500
- I'm gonna go make sure

328
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,727
there's enough balls in—
in the ball pit.

329
00:11:01,737 --> 00:11:02,826
- Yup.

330
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,633
Important to get on them balls.

331
00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:07,831
What is wrong with me?

332
00:11:07,831 --> 00:11:09,599
- So then Trevor sends me
a text, and he's like,

333
00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:11,498
"At this point, I hate you."

334
00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:12,796
I'm like, "Oh, really?

335
00:11:12,796 --> 00:11:14,435
'Cause you didn't
hate me last week."

336
00:11:14,435 --> 00:11:15,833
- Trevor sounds like a dog.

337
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:18,461
- Right?
God, I missed our daily dishes.

338
00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:19,460
- Me too.

339
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,628
I'm sorry I'm not
reciprocating

340
00:11:20,628 --> 00:11:21,727
with "hot goss" of my own.

341
00:11:21,737 --> 00:11:23,026
I'm just worried
about the Nine-Nine.

342
00:11:23,036 --> 00:11:24,864
- Sir, they're gonna be fine.

343
00:11:24,864 --> 00:11:25,863
- They're my squad.

344
00:11:25,863 --> 00:11:27,801
I should be there with them.

345
00:11:27,801 --> 00:11:30,029
This is killing me.

346
00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:32,726
- Well, I'm not gonna let it.

347
00:11:32,736 --> 00:11:33,865
Let's go.

348
00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:35,364
- But my wound, Gina.

349
00:11:35,364 --> 00:11:37,701
- Sir, with your brain
and my body—

350
00:11:37,701 --> 00:11:39,330
and my brain—

351
00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:41,597
we make one unstoppable unit.

352
00:11:41,597 --> 00:11:43,466
Now climb aboard, sir.

353
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,901
And let's go.

354
00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:50,299
Oof.

355
00:11:51,597 --> 00:11:53,665
- All right,
everybody ready?

356
00:11:53,665 --> 00:11:55,993
Good.
Let's set this trap.

357
00:12:03,865 --> 00:12:04,894
- Hello.

358
00:12:04,894 --> 00:12:07,462
- Hello, Figgis.
- Peralta.

359
00:12:07,462 --> 00:12:09,899
Congratulations
on escaping prison.

360
00:12:09,899 --> 00:12:12,367
- Thank you.
Congrats on sucking.

361
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:13,735
- You know, I'm bored.

362
00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:15,563
I'd love to kill you tonight.

363
00:12:15,563 --> 00:12:16,962
So where you hiding?

364
00:12:16,962 --> 00:12:18,501
- Wouldn't you like you know?

365
00:12:18,501 --> 00:12:20,029
- Round one.

366
00:12:20,029 --> 00:12:21,867
- You're never gonna find me.

367
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,496
I'm invisible.

368
00:12:23,496 --> 00:12:26,363
- Mommy, I won!
I won a big pwize!

369
00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:27,701
- Downtown!

370
00:12:27,701 --> 00:12:30,568
- I'm everywhere,
and I'm nowhere.

371
00:12:30,568 --> 00:12:32,327
And I'm coming for you.

372
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,564
Peace out, loser.

373
00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:38,361
- He's at the Fun Zone.
Gear up.

374
00:12:38,371 --> 00:12:40,698
- This ends tonight.

375
00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:41,767
Uh!

376
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,695
- Ow!
- Oh, sorry, babe.

377
00:12:43,695 --> 00:12:45,464
- What were you aiming for?

378
00:12:49,529 --> 00:12:52,926
- Hey, got you a bag
of Blue Rad-berry slushie

379
00:12:52,936 --> 00:12:54,335
for the swelling.

380
00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:56,113
I would've just gotten ice,

381
00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:57,891
but a possum died
in the ice machine.

382
00:12:57,901 --> 00:12:59,460
- Cool.
- Yeah.

383
00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:00,968
- Why do we keep
hurting each other?

384
00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:02,327
- I don't know.

385
00:13:02,337 --> 00:13:03,366
Maybe I'm overthinking it.

386
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,365
It just feels like we're not—

387
00:13:04,365 --> 00:13:05,493
- On the same page.
- Clicking.

388
00:13:05,503 --> 00:13:06,832
That was basically
the same thing.

389
00:13:06,832 --> 00:13:07,931
I count that.
- Yeah.

390
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,799
- Look, I know this
isn't the right time

391
00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:12,866
for some big talk,
but I just—

392
00:13:12,866 --> 00:13:14,494
want us to be normal again.

393
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,362
- Yeah, me too.

394
00:13:17,362 --> 00:13:18,800
- I hope you're a better
kisser than Holt.

395
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,698
- What?
- Why did I say that?

396
00:13:20,698 --> 00:13:21,897
- Why did you kiss Holt?

397
00:13:21,897 --> 00:13:23,595
- I didn't. I did.

398
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,394
We did it to get out of jail,

399
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:26,532
but it didn't mean anything.

400
00:13:26,532 --> 00:13:28,361
Just forget I said
anything, right?

401
00:13:28,371 --> 00:13:31,398
Rewind.

402
00:13:31,398 --> 00:13:33,525
And kiss.
- Jake—

403
00:13:33,535 --> 00:13:34,564
- You want to know
if there was tongue.

404
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,733
I can tell you,
decidedly there was not.

405
00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:37,961
- No, Jake.
Figgis is here.

406
00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:41,328
- Okay, well, good talk.
Don't die.

407
00:13:41,328 --> 00:13:42,427
Holt had very soft lips.

408
00:13:42,427 --> 00:13:43,525
Wish I hadn't said
that one either.

409
00:13:43,535 --> 00:13:44,984
We should get into positions.
- Yeah, okay.

410
00:13:44,984 --> 00:13:46,432
- Hey, kill the lights!
Figgis is here!

411
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,464
- Excuse me, ma'am,
this dolly's being used.

412
00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:55,793
Broccoli che visto?

413
00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:57,601
- It's being used.

414
00:13:57,601 --> 00:13:58,730
- Quanti erala vito la bella?

415
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,728
Tutto matro lamente?

416
00:14:00,728 --> 00:14:02,666
- Just bring it back
when you're done.

417
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,964
- Ah! Garbanzo marinara!

418
00:14:04,964 --> 00:14:06,692
Pizzería restaurante!

419
00:14:06,702 --> 00:14:07,931
Ahh!

420
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:13,665
Jackpot.
Let's do this.

421
00:14:13,665 --> 00:14:15,863
- And how am I supposed
to get all the way up there?

422
00:14:15,863 --> 00:14:17,262
- Gracefully.

423
00:14:17,262 --> 00:14:19,030
- Boost my bottom!
- I'm boosting!

424
00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:21,268
- Boost my bottom!

425
00:14:21,268 --> 00:14:22,666
- I'm boosting!

426
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:24,864
Boost it!

427
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,832
Ah. All right...

428
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,530
stick shift.

429
00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:30,369
I can't drive stick shift.

430
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,567
You're gonna have to drive.

431
00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:33,296
- How? My leg doesn't work.

432
00:14:33,296 --> 00:14:35,833
- Sir, I am a dancer.

433
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,931
I will be your legs.

434
00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:38,960
Clutch in.

435
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,028
- Okay.
- Clutch out.

436
00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:42,866
- Oh!
- Hoo-hoo!

437
00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:45,963
We are the best driver
in the world!

438
00:14:51,897 --> 00:14:53,365
- Spread out and find 'em.

439
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:01,827
- Bogie headed to the ball pit.

440
00:15:22,396 --> 00:15:24,464
- Peralta...

441
00:15:24,464 --> 00:15:25,963
Holt.

442
00:15:25,963 --> 00:15:28,800
I know you're here.

443
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,827
I'm gonna kill you.

444
00:15:31,837 --> 00:15:33,935
- I don't think so.
- Oh...

445
00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:36,962
- Put down the weapon, Figgis.

446
00:15:36,962 --> 00:15:38,500
There you go.

447
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,269
Oh, yes.

448
00:15:40,269 --> 00:15:43,495
I've been waiting for this
moment a long time.

449
00:15:43,495 --> 00:15:45,493
You ruined my life.

450
00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:47,631
I had to live in Florida
for six months!

451
00:15:47,631 --> 00:15:48,930
- It's the worst.

452
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,568
Have you tried
the pizza down here?

453
00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:52,526
- Yeah, it's the most disgusting
thing I've ever tasted.

454
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,694
It somehow burned my mouth
and is cold at the same time.

455
00:15:54,694 --> 00:15:56,263
But none of that changes
the fact that you're about

456
00:15:56,263 --> 00:15:57,701
to go to prison for
the rest of your life.

457
00:15:57,701 --> 00:15:59,260
- Drop it, Sherbert!

458
00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:00,768
- What? No!

459
00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:03,665
- I've been everywhere, and I
finally spotted your minivan

460
00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:05,863
with the New York plates
parked around back.

461
00:16:05,863 --> 00:16:08,760
We already got all your friends.
So drop it.

462
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,928
- You don't understand.
I'm a detective with the NYPD.

463
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,325
This is Jimmy Figgis;
he's wanted by the FBI.

464
00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:15,593
- No, I'm Constantine Binvoglio,

465
00:16:15,603 --> 00:16:17,861
and I came here to repair
a skee ball machine

466
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:19,759
on the the fritz, but suddenly
he's trying to kill me.

467
00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:22,596
- He's lying.
"Constantine Binvoglio."

468
00:16:22,596 --> 00:16:24,265
It's clearly a name
he just made up.

469
00:16:24,265 --> 00:16:25,463
I'm very impressed.
That was pretty good.

470
00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:26,732
- I will shoot you, Sherbert.

471
00:16:26,732 --> 00:16:29,299
- All right, fine,
I will put down my weapon,

472
00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:31,767
but you have to promise me
you will not let this man go.

473
00:16:37,661 --> 00:16:40,328
- Okay, well, we're gonna
cuff everyone,

474
00:16:40,328 --> 00:16:42,426
and then we're gonna
sort this all out.

475
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,964
- Thank you.
- Yeah, thanks, Sheriff.

476
00:16:46,502 --> 00:16:47,931
- No!

477
00:16:47,931 --> 00:16:50,628
- Now let's me and you
take a little walk.

478
00:16:51,937 --> 00:16:53,265
- Ooh.

479
00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:58,530
- How do you think you're
getting out of this, Figgis?

480
00:16:58,530 --> 00:16:59,729
Do you even have a plan?

481
00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,967
- I'm gonna hold you hostage
to get away.

482
00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:03,495
Then I'm gonna drive
to a gas station

483
00:17:03,495 --> 00:17:04,664
where I'll steal a clean car

484
00:17:04,664 --> 00:17:06,163
and head for the airport,

485
00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:07,661
where I'll buy a ticket
with my false ID,

486
00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:09,259
then kill you in the parking lot

487
00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:10,798
and disappear again.

488
00:17:10,798 --> 00:17:12,326
- Pfft.

489
00:17:12,336 --> 00:17:13,795
You're scrambling.

490
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,930
- Look, I told you,
we're NYPD.

491
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:20,928
- Yeah, right.
- I can prove it.

492
00:17:20,928 --> 00:17:23,365
Look up "Brooklyn detective
attacked by birds."

493
00:17:23,365 --> 00:17:25,293
You'll see an article
with a photo of me.

494
00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:26,512
- Officer down.

495
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:27,731
All available units respond.

496
00:17:27,731 --> 00:17:29,429
- I'm gonna give you a window,
and you're gonna go after Jake.

497
00:17:29,429 --> 00:17:32,366
My name is Detective
Rosa Diaz, NYPD:

498
00:17:32,366 --> 00:17:35,433
- Get back.
- I'm reaching for my badge.

499
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,425
- Keep walking.

500
00:17:43,435 --> 00:17:44,964
- Let him go.

501
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,792
- Put that gun down, or he dies.

502
00:17:46,802 --> 00:17:48,001
- He's not gonna shoot me.

503
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,429
He needs me alive
to get out of here.

504
00:17:49,429 --> 00:17:50,798
- Yeah, you willing
to take that bet?

505
00:17:50,798 --> 00:17:52,296
I wouldn't.

506
00:17:53,695 --> 00:17:55,593
Now put the gun down.

507
00:18:01,028 --> 00:18:02,996
Oh!

508
00:18:02,996 --> 00:18:04,634
- You shot him!

509
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,862
Are you okay?

510
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:08,001
I'm sorry I shot you.

511
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:09,259
I thought that's
what the nod meant.

512
00:18:09,269 --> 00:18:10,428
- It was. It was awesome.

513
00:18:10,428 --> 00:18:11,677
It was actually just like
the end of "Speed,"

514
00:18:11,677 --> 00:18:12,926
which is a pretty good movie.

515
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:14,494
It's not as good as "Die Hard."
"Die Hard"'s perfect.

516
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,933
- Okay, Jake, I'm gonna
go after Figgis.

517
00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:17,631
- Yeah, I was gonna say, you
should keep going after Figgis.

518
00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:19,359
Same page, still.

519
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:20,498
- Get out of the car!

520
00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:24,764
- Young Jeezy take the wheel!

521
00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:29,459
- Freeze, punk!

522
00:18:29,469 --> 00:18:31,597
- Yeah, freeze, punk!

523
00:18:31,597 --> 00:18:33,325
- Gina, where did you
get that gun?

524
00:18:33,335 --> 00:18:35,533
- Lost and found at
the storage facility.

525
00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:37,731
They have boxes of 'em.
They're everywhere.

526
00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:43,595
- Hey, Figgis.

527
00:18:43,595 --> 00:18:45,793
My fiancé, Adrian Pimento,
said when I caught you,

528
00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:48,600
I should read you this letter.

529
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,828
"I want to lick the skin
off your body, baby."

530
00:18:50,828 --> 00:18:52,766
Oh, that side's for me.

531
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:56,362
"I want to rip the skin
off your body, Jimmy."

532
00:18:56,362 --> 00:18:58,001
- We're sorry we
doubted you, sir.

533
00:18:58,001 --> 00:18:59,299
You really saved our butts.

534
00:18:59,299 --> 00:19:01,028
- I can't take
credit for that.

535
00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:03,325
Gina Linetti is the real
hero here.

536
00:19:03,335 --> 00:19:06,033
- But isn't Gina Linetti
more of a state of mind?

537
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:09,499
Like, in a way, we were all
Gina Linetti today.

538
00:19:09,499 --> 00:19:12,027
Gina, let's take this Gina
to the hospital.

539
00:19:15,703 --> 00:19:17,431
Hey, how's the sheriff?

540
00:19:17,431 --> 00:19:19,829
- Well, he keeps yelling,
"Disability for life!"

541
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:21,827
So I think he's fine.

542
00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:23,695
Also, Coral Palms PD
found your marshal

543
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,563
at Figgis's hideout,
alive at well.

544
00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:26,832
- Oh, that's great.

545
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,430
- Yeah. How are you doing?

546
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,768
- Fine—you know, just getting
bandaged up.

547
00:19:30,768 --> 00:19:32,966
Actually, can you
give us a second?

548
00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:34,964
Thanks.

549
00:19:34,964 --> 00:19:35,963
It hurts so bad.

550
00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:36,962
I just didn't want
to seem weak

551
00:19:36,962 --> 00:19:39,559
in front of EMT Craig.

552
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,467
- So I know this
is weird to say,

553
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:42,566
because I just shot you,

554
00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:44,834
but it feels like we're
back in sync now.

555
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:46,932
- Yeah, I mean, as in sync
as I've ever been

556
00:19:46,932 --> 00:19:48,630
with someone who just shot me.

557
00:19:54,934 --> 00:19:56,392
- I love you.

558
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:58,031
- I love you too.

559
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,899
Hey, do you happen
to know my blood type?

560
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,898
- Yeah. B positive.

561
00:20:00,898 --> 00:20:01,897
- Well, guessed wrong.

562
00:20:01,897 --> 00:20:03,495
Hey, Craig?

563
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,362
- Hey, Captain Stentley,
we're back.

564
00:20:06,362 --> 00:20:07,501
- How was Florida?

565
00:20:07,501 --> 00:20:09,259
- It was fine.
- A lot of college girls.

566
00:20:09,269 --> 00:20:10,268
- Come on, man.

567
00:20:10,268 --> 00:20:11,497
- Now, before you say anything,

568
00:20:11,497 --> 00:20:13,665
I know we disobeyed
a direct order.

569
00:20:13,665 --> 00:20:15,593
- Sergeant, relax, okay?

570
00:20:15,603 --> 00:20:18,660
Your friends were in trouble;
you did what you had to do.

571
00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:20,398
And now I got to do
what I got to do.

572
00:20:20,398 --> 00:20:22,626
- Oh, no, a memorandum
of admonishment?

573
00:20:22,636 --> 00:20:24,694
- Much worse—you're never
gonna see the sun again.

574
00:20:24,694 --> 00:20:26,932
Your families—they're gonna
forget your faces.

575
00:20:26,932 --> 00:20:29,659
You'll eat lunch at dinnertime
and dinner at breakfast.

576
00:20:29,669 --> 00:20:30,898
And you'll...

577
00:20:34,364 --> 00:20:35,893
Ah, what was I talking about?

578
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:38,001
I totally lost my train.

579
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,829
- You were punishing us.
- Yes, thank you.

580
00:20:39,829 --> 00:20:40,828
Ah!

581
00:20:40,828 --> 00:20:42,296
I'm transferring the whole squad

582
00:20:42,296 --> 00:20:43,565
to the night shift.

583
00:20:43,565 --> 00:20:48,660
- Noooo!

584
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:49,659
- Yes.

585
00:20:49,669 --> 00:20:50,898
- Not a doctor.
- Shh.

