1 00:00:02,031 --> 00:00:03,702 - Hey, everyone. 2 00:00:04,243 --> 00:00:05,274 Sorry I'm late. 3 00:00:05,294 --> 00:00:07,266 So what's this secret meeting all about? 4 00:00:07,266 --> 00:00:08,407 You guys know I'm not medically cleared 5 00:00:08,407 --> 00:00:09,408 for another week. 6 00:00:09,408 --> 00:00:11,941 - It's not a secret meeting, Jake. 7 00:00:11,941 --> 00:00:13,282 It's an intervention. 8 00:00:13,282 --> 00:00:14,613 - The tips have to go. 9 00:00:14,613 --> 00:00:16,615 - What? Why? 10 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:19,188 - Jake, we're worried about you, and you look very stupid. 11 00:00:19,198 --> 00:00:20,259 - C'mon, guys. 12 00:00:20,259 --> 00:00:22,231 I think they're kind of cool, retro. 13 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:22,832 - No, they're terrible. 14 00:00:23,002 --> 00:00:24,003 - Amy, come on. 15 00:00:24,003 --> 00:00:25,324 You're digging the tips, right? 16 00:00:25,324 --> 00:00:26,645 - No, I feel like I'm kissing Vanilla Ice. 17 00:00:26,645 --> 00:00:28,477 - There was a time you would've jumped at that chance. 18 00:00:28,477 --> 00:00:29,748 - They have to go. 19 00:00:29,748 --> 00:00:31,720 All right, you guys got me. 20 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,322 I did it as a joke. 21 00:00:33,322 --> 00:00:34,393 I kept them ironically. 22 00:00:34,393 --> 00:00:36,265 Pretty funny, right? 23 00:00:36,265 --> 00:00:37,566 I'm just gonna head out. 24 00:00:37,566 --> 00:00:38,667 - Get him! - No! 25 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:42,571 - Yes, Terry! 26 00:00:44,683 --> 00:00:46,395 - Okay, okay. 27 00:00:46,405 --> 00:00:48,117 Wait, wait, okay, okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 28 00:00:48,117 --> 00:00:49,168 I'll admit it. 29 00:00:49,328 --> 00:00:51,280 I went too deep down there in Florida. 30 00:00:51,881 --> 00:00:55,214 At one point, I think I forgot where the tip of me ended, 31 00:00:55,214 --> 00:00:56,886 and the base of the tips began. 32 00:00:56,886 --> 00:00:58,557 Before we just chop 'em off, 33 00:00:58,557 --> 00:01:01,330 would anybody like to say some final words? 34 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:02,431 - No. - That was one word. 35 00:01:02,431 --> 00:01:03,432 That counts. Thank you, Rosa. 36 00:01:03,432 --> 00:01:04,433 Okay, I'm ready. 37 00:01:06,005 --> 00:01:07,576 - Sorry I'm late everyone, but trust me, it's worth it. 38 00:01:07,576 --> 00:01:10,079 Me and Jake are tip buds. 39 00:01:10,079 --> 00:01:11,080 What? 40 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,521 No! 41 00:01:12,521 --> 00:01:16,625 No! 42 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:17,927 - You know what... I do see it. It's bad. 43 00:01:17,927 --> 00:01:18,928 It looks bad. 44 00:01:39,178 --> 00:01:42,681 - Brace yourselves 'cause Jake-y is back. 45 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:48,427 Don't everybody mob me at once. We can high-five one at a time. 46 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:50,459 Oh, I see... 47 00:01:50,459 --> 00:01:51,730 no response. 48 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:53,362 A little "welcome back to the precinct" hazing. 49 00:01:53,372 --> 00:01:54,673 Who's behind this cute little prank? Diaz? 50 00:01:54,673 --> 00:01:55,674 - Kill yourself. 51 00:01:55,674 --> 00:01:56,675 - Okay. 52 00:01:56,675 --> 00:01:57,927 - I told you. 53 00:01:57,927 --> 00:01:59,178 Night shift has everyone a little down. 54 00:01:59,178 --> 00:02:01,050 - Yeah, just because you don't get to sleep 55 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:03,652 or see your loved ones or feel the sun 56 00:02:03,652 --> 00:02:04,723 or do anything that brings you joy. 57 00:02:04,723 --> 00:02:06,205 That's all. 58 00:02:06,205 --> 00:02:07,696 - I personally like the night shift. 59 00:02:07,696 --> 00:02:09,068 You know who else is up right now? 60 00:02:09,068 --> 00:02:11,070 - Murderers? Armed robbers? 61 00:02:11,070 --> 00:02:12,401 Australians. 62 00:02:12,411 --> 00:02:15,374 It's an whole new demographic for me to conquer. 63 00:02:15,374 --> 00:02:17,716 I already have the third most 64 00:02:17,716 --> 00:02:20,049 followers behind Iggy Azalea and the Perth Zoo Wallaby cam. 65 00:02:20,059 --> 00:02:21,220 - Wow, that's pretty good. 66 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:22,792 - It's not just good, Jake. 67 00:02:22,792 --> 00:02:24,593 It's bonzer. 68 00:02:24,593 --> 00:02:26,395 - Night shift is boring. Listen to the cases I've had: 69 00:02:26,405 --> 00:02:29,738 drunk and disorderly, drunk and disorderly, cyber crime... 70 00:02:29,738 --> 00:02:30,739 - Ooh, cyber crime. 71 00:02:30,739 --> 00:02:31,760 Pretty cool. 72 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,782 - Caught a drunk guy humping a laptop. 73 00:02:32,782 --> 00:02:34,383 - Well, we've all been there. 74 00:02:34,383 --> 00:02:37,116 But my point is this: I don't care what time it is. 75 00:02:37,126 --> 00:02:38,727 I'm always happy to be here. 76 00:02:38,727 --> 00:02:41,130 Nine-Nine! 77 00:02:42,701 --> 00:02:45,174 Nine-Niiine! 78 00:02:46,345 --> 00:02:47,777 A-Noine-Noine! 79 00:02:47,777 --> 00:02:49,208 I'm gonna keep doing it until you guys chime in. 80 00:02:49,218 --> 00:02:51,120 A-Noine-Noine! 81 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,482 - Sergeant Jeffords, a word. 82 00:02:53,492 --> 00:02:55,354 - What is wrong with everyone? 83 00:02:55,354 --> 00:02:58,898 - I'm worried our night shift morale problem has gotten worse. 84 00:02:58,898 --> 00:03:00,529 - Yeah, you think? 85 00:03:00,539 --> 00:03:01,670 I'm sorry. 86 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:03,202 I'm exhausted. 87 00:03:03,212 --> 00:03:05,644 My wife says when I get tired, I get night sassy. 88 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,645 - Night sassy? 89 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:07,746 - Hearing problems, much? 90 00:03:07,746 --> 00:03:10,049 Sorry. 91 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,361 Should I just go tell everyone to buck up and do their jobs? 92 00:03:12,361 --> 00:03:14,733 - No, the squad's only on night shift because they came down 93 00:03:14,733 --> 00:03:16,695 to Florida to save Jake and me. 94 00:03:16,705 --> 00:03:18,407 It's my responsibility to fix this, 95 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:21,740 so I'm going to brighten the mood by telling a few jokes. 96 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:25,514 Try this one on for size: I don't care for cheese. 97 00:03:26,425 --> 00:03:27,756 I'm a... 98 00:03:27,756 --> 00:03:29,588 curd-mudgeon. 99 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:32,962 Wow. 100 00:03:32,972 --> 00:03:35,534 You're too tired for humor. 101 00:03:35,534 --> 00:03:36,876 - If he isn't taking his medicine, 102 00:03:36,876 --> 00:03:38,447 you could mix it in with his food. 103 00:03:38,447 --> 00:03:40,980 - Sorry, you can deal with your sick dog later, Boyle. 104 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:42,982 - Well, actually, that was about my son, Nikolaj. 105 00:03:42,992 --> 00:03:44,373 He's got allergies. 106 00:03:44,373 --> 00:03:45,754 I think we may have to go with a nasal douche. 107 00:03:45,754 --> 00:03:47,106 - Ah, nasal douche. 108 00:03:47,116 --> 00:03:48,467 Cool, cool, cool, cool. Very gross. 109 00:03:48,467 --> 00:03:49,999 Anyways, I'm back to being a cop. 110 00:03:49,999 --> 00:03:51,700 It's all I've thought about for the last six months. 111 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,322 - Hurtful. 112 00:03:53,322 --> 00:03:54,944 - But I won't be fully back until I've solved a case, 113 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:56,345 just like old times. 114 00:03:56,345 --> 00:03:57,847 And I can't do that without my partner. 115 00:03:57,847 --> 00:04:00,990 - Pfft, you're not solving any cases on the night shift. 116 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,261 - Lohank? 117 00:04:02,261 --> 00:04:03,262 Oh, my God, you look... 118 00:04:03,262 --> 00:04:04,263 - Beautiful? 119 00:04:04,263 --> 00:04:05,594 - I was gonna say "less sad." 120 00:04:05,594 --> 00:04:07,536 - Ever since I moved to the day shift, I'm happier, 121 00:04:07,536 --> 00:04:10,009 healthier, my stepson gave me my debit card back. 122 00:04:10,009 --> 00:04:11,040 - Lohank is happy and confident? 123 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,041 Everything's off. 124 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:13,382 Oh, no. 125 00:04:13,382 --> 00:04:14,383 We're in the Upside Down. 126 00:04:14,383 --> 00:04:15,684 - That's right. 127 00:04:15,684 --> 00:04:16,986 I'm gonna tell you the same thing they told me when 128 00:04:16,986 --> 00:04:20,629 they removed my testicle: welcome to your new life. 129 00:04:20,629 --> 00:04:23,402 - Nuh-uh, I'm not gonna let the night shift win. 130 00:04:23,402 --> 00:04:24,904 Me and my main man Boyle are about to solve a case. 131 00:04:24,904 --> 00:04:25,905 Isn't that right, Charles? 132 00:04:25,905 --> 00:04:27,576 - Oh, you know we will. 133 00:04:27,576 --> 00:04:29,949 We'll call ourselves the Night Boys. 134 00:04:29,949 --> 00:04:31,430 - Kind of sounds like a male escort service. 135 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:32,922 - The Midnight Men. - Even worse. 136 00:04:32,922 --> 00:04:34,383 - The Dark Stallions. 137 00:04:34,393 --> 00:04:35,995 - Looks like we're going with the Night Boys. 138 00:04:35,995 --> 00:04:37,396 - Whoo! 139 00:04:37,396 --> 00:04:38,627 - I can't believe 140 00:04:38,627 --> 00:04:39,929 I'm gonna say this, but the night shift is 141 00:04:39,939 --> 00:04:41,600 taking all the fun out of paperwork. 142 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,942 - Mm-hmm. - At least we're getting to 143 00:04:42,942 --> 00:04:44,743 spend quality time together. - Totally... I'll be back 144 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:45,744 in 40 minutes. 145 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,046 - What? Where are you going? 146 00:04:47,046 --> 00:04:47,917 We have to finish this by morning. 147 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:49,468 - Yeah, I know. 148 00:04:49,468 --> 00:04:51,020 I just have something important I have to do. 149 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,391 - What? 150 00:04:52,391 --> 00:04:54,964 - I have to get... 151 00:04:54,964 --> 00:04:56,445 Some pens. 152 00:04:56,445 --> 00:04:57,937 - Then why are you putting your jacket on? 153 00:04:57,937 --> 00:05:00,139 - Pen store's a block away. - The nearest pen store is seven 154 00:05:00,139 --> 00:05:03,382 blocks away, and it doesn't open until 9:00 a.m. 155 00:05:03,382 --> 00:05:04,984 I learned that the hard way. 156 00:05:04,984 --> 00:05:06,115 You really think you can lie to me? 157 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:07,887 - No. - A-ha! 158 00:05:07,887 --> 00:05:09,829 You're lying to me right now. You do think you can lie to me. 159 00:05:09,829 --> 00:05:11,400 - Yep. - Wait. 160 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,501 Hang on. 161 00:05:12,501 --> 00:05:14,033 Was that a lie? - I don't know, maybe. 162 00:05:14,033 --> 00:05:16,175 All right, see ya. 163 00:05:16,175 --> 00:05:18,407 - Ah, our first case. 164 00:05:18,407 --> 00:05:21,010 Tasty little B&E... Just what the doctor ordered. 165 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,853 Not actually, she recommended another week of bed rest. 166 00:05:23,853 --> 00:05:26,525 I was like, "Whatever, dorkus." 167 00:05:26,525 --> 00:05:29,468 Ah, check it out: ducking under police tape. 168 00:05:29,468 --> 00:05:31,200 I missed this. 169 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,042 Charles... 170 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,703 - Yep, yep, on it, on it, Jake-y. 171 00:05:34,713 --> 00:05:36,175 - I got it. - Got it. 172 00:05:36,185 --> 00:05:38,367 - What do we got? 173 00:05:38,367 --> 00:05:40,549 - Back window's broken, two sets of sneaker prints, 174 00:05:40,559 --> 00:05:43,963 alarm went off at 11:43, and security arrived at 11:46. 175 00:05:43,963 --> 00:05:45,094 Perps were already gone. 176 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:47,967 - Okay, I'm thinking classic us. 177 00:05:47,967 --> 00:05:49,138 I'm thinking old times. 178 00:05:49,138 --> 00:05:50,960 I'm thinking... 179 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,782 Rigity-rigity-role playas! 180 00:05:52,782 --> 00:05:54,743 - Yes, okay, I'm Jacques Guillaume, 181 00:05:54,753 --> 00:05:55,985 and you are Henri Renault. 182 00:05:55,985 --> 00:05:58,057 We are cat burglars on vacation from France. 183 00:05:58,057 --> 00:06:00,960 - I love it... although Henri went to an elite international 184 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,601 school, so he does not speak with an accent. 185 00:06:02,601 --> 00:06:04,563 - Wow, nice, way to flesh out the characters. 186 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,635 - Thank you, okay, so I break the back window, 187 00:06:06,645 --> 00:06:08,037 make my way over to the jewelry case. 188 00:06:08,047 --> 00:06:10,109 Meanwhile, you're standing lookout by the front door... 189 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,551 - Oui, oui. 190 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:14,053 - Smoking a cigarette. 191 00:06:14,053 --> 00:06:15,224 Check it: ash. 192 00:06:15,224 --> 00:06:16,525 - Ooh la la. 193 00:06:16,525 --> 00:06:19,298 Okay, so I am smoking. 194 00:06:19,298 --> 00:06:21,070 - What are you doing? 195 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:22,842 - Oh, Jacques rolls his own cigarettes, 196 00:06:22,842 --> 00:06:25,044 a habit he picked up from a prostitute in Marseille, 197 00:06:25,044 --> 00:06:27,216 but that is not all he picked up. 198 00:06:27,216 --> 00:06:28,587 - Why do all your characters get STDs? 199 00:06:28,587 --> 00:06:29,989 Because they're living life! 200 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:32,661 - All right, so I go to the first case... smash... 201 00:06:32,661 --> 00:06:34,423 Steal a bunch of watches. 202 00:06:34,433 --> 00:06:36,195 Move over to the second case... smash... bracelets. 203 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:37,766 But then, we hear a sound, and... 204 00:06:37,766 --> 00:06:40,139 - I yell, "Les gendarmes! Ils sont ici!" 205 00:06:40,139 --> 00:06:41,610 - And I know what that means because I'm French, 206 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,082 but I ask you to repeat it in English, just to be sure. 207 00:06:43,082 --> 00:06:44,633 - Police are here. 208 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:46,185 - Yes, we gotta get outta here, so we turn to leave, 209 00:06:46,185 --> 00:06:47,987 you flick your cigarette. 210 00:06:47,987 --> 00:06:50,259 Using the cane, using the cane, this is awesome. 211 00:06:50,259 --> 00:06:53,102 Voila! Zee butt. 212 00:06:53,102 --> 00:06:54,633 - I thought Henri didn't have an accent. 213 00:06:54,633 --> 00:06:56,135 - It comes out when he gets excited. 214 00:06:56,135 --> 00:06:57,636 Great news, everyone. 215 00:06:57,646 --> 00:06:59,949 We just got our first lead on our first case 216 00:06:59,949 --> 00:07:02,381 on my first night back, proving once and for all 217 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,954 that absolutely nothing has changed. 218 00:07:06,255 --> 00:07:08,297 - Yeah, this opens in instead of out now. 219 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:10,179 They switched it a month ago. 220 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:12,101 - Yeah, so the door changed, sure, but that's it. 221 00:07:13,773 --> 00:07:14,774 - Well, we have got ourselves a case and 222 00:07:14,774 --> 00:07:16,295 a key piece of evidence. 223 00:07:16,295 --> 00:07:17,817 We should be wrapping this thing up in no time. 224 00:07:17,817 --> 00:07:19,648 - As long as we do it before sunup. 225 00:07:19,658 --> 00:07:21,861 As soon as the shift is over, I kind of have to get home. 226 00:07:21,861 --> 00:07:22,862 - But we're gonna work until it's done, right? 227 00:07:22,862 --> 00:07:24,613 I mean, that's how we do it. 228 00:07:24,613 --> 00:07:26,365 - Yeah, I just like to be home as soon as Nikolaj wakes up 229 00:07:26,365 --> 00:07:28,567 so I can make him breakfast. 230 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:30,770 - Sure, yeah, not a problem... We'll be home by sunup. 231 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:33,813 Just like a couple of sexy "Twilight" vampires. 232 00:07:33,813 --> 00:07:34,844 I am Robert Pattinson. 233 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,455 I vant to turn into a bat. 234 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:37,857 I've never seen the movies. 235 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,258 - No, me neither... they're an insult to the books. 236 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:40,259 - Okay. 237 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,931 Crank up the tunes, Boyle. 238 00:07:41,931 --> 00:07:43,702 The Night Boys need an anthem. 239 00:07:43,702 --> 00:07:45,704 Something dark, something tough, something... 240 00:07:45,704 --> 00:07:47,807 - I already got it. 241 00:07:49,919 --> 00:07:50,880 - You know what? 242 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,121 I'm into it. 243 00:07:52,121 --> 00:07:54,723 The night shift won't slow us down. 244 00:07:54,723 --> 00:07:56,455 - Why is this going so slow? Where is everyone? 245 00:07:56,465 --> 00:07:57,857 Well, it is 3:00 a.m. 246 00:07:57,867 --> 00:07:59,198 It's a pretty bare-bones crew. 247 00:07:59,198 --> 00:08:00,269 - Hi, can I help you? 248 00:08:00,269 --> 00:08:01,700 Are you lost? 249 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,142 Can I get you something... coffee, tea? 250 00:08:03,142 --> 00:08:04,143 - You know what... We're in a bit of a hurry. 251 00:08:04,143 --> 00:08:05,274 Can you run this DNA for us? 252 00:08:05,274 --> 00:08:07,076 - Well, of course. 253 00:08:07,076 --> 00:08:08,878 Sorry, not many people stopping by at night. 254 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:11,320 Sometimes it makes you like... 255 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,822 Right? 256 00:08:12,822 --> 00:08:13,823 Uh-huh. 257 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:14,824 - I'll be back in a sec. 258 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:16,996 - Cool. 259 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,168 Yikes... not exactly the A-team at this hour. 260 00:08:19,168 --> 00:08:20,870 - "A-Team," are you guys talking "A-Team"? 261 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,441 I love that show... I could download it. 262 00:08:22,441 --> 00:08:23,442 We should binge it. 263 00:08:23,452 --> 00:08:25,764 This is gonna be fun. 264 00:08:25,764 --> 00:08:28,087 - Yep, totally excited to watch five full seasons of television 265 00:08:28,087 --> 00:08:31,130 with you, but could you actually run the DNA for us first? 266 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:33,002 - It kind of feels like you're prioritizing work 267 00:08:33,002 --> 00:08:34,033 over our friendship. 268 00:08:34,033 --> 00:08:35,204 - Because I barely know you? 269 00:08:35,204 --> 00:08:38,007 - Fine, message received. 270 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,551 - Oh, welcome back from your third 271 00:08:42,551 --> 00:08:43,953 massive break of the night. 272 00:08:43,953 --> 00:08:46,195 - Thanks. - I was being sarcastic. 273 00:08:46,195 --> 00:08:48,027 Where do you keep going? - Not saying. 274 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,338 - Tell me, Diaz. - Nope. 275 00:08:49,348 --> 00:08:50,659 - Come on, tell me. - Not talking about it. 276 00:08:50,659 --> 00:08:51,971 - Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me... 277 00:08:51,971 --> 00:08:53,342 - Fine. 278 00:08:53,342 --> 00:08:56,115 I was in the bathroom. I'm having stomach problems. 279 00:08:56,115 --> 00:08:57,116 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 280 00:08:57,116 --> 00:08:58,517 - Sorry. - It's real bad... 281 00:08:58,517 --> 00:08:59,899 - No, that's all right. - You should've been there. 282 00:08:59,899 --> 00:09:01,270 - I don't have to hear it. - It was like a massacre. 283 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:02,651 - No, you can... please stop. - Multiple flush. 284 00:09:02,651 --> 00:09:04,023 - Please stop. - Attention, squad. 285 00:09:04,033 --> 00:09:05,464 Everyone, gather 'round. 286 00:09:05,464 --> 00:09:08,067 I've been researching ways to raise morale, and I found 287 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:10,109 an interesting article in a scientific journal. 288 00:09:10,109 --> 00:09:14,113 - Oh, was it from "The American Journal of No One Cares"? 289 00:09:14,113 --> 00:09:17,917 - According to a recent study, the physical act of smiling 290 00:09:17,927 --> 00:09:19,028 can improve your mood. 291 00:09:19,028 --> 00:09:20,329 I suggest we give it a shot. 292 00:09:22,201 --> 00:09:23,262 Eh? 293 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,503 Now you all try. 294 00:09:27,076 --> 00:09:30,279 Big smiles, bigger, bigger! 295 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,051 Great, now we just have to stay like this 296 00:09:32,051 --> 00:09:33,122 for the next two hours. 297 00:09:33,122 --> 00:09:34,423 Can you feel it working? 298 00:09:34,423 --> 00:09:35,955 - I don't have any enamel on my teeth, 299 00:09:35,955 --> 00:09:37,396 so the cold air is excruciating. 300 00:09:37,396 --> 00:09:39,568 - Maybe if you brushed your teeth once in a while, 301 00:09:39,568 --> 00:09:40,970 this wouldn't be a problem. 302 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:42,371 - I do brush my teeth. 303 00:09:42,371 --> 00:09:44,543 They're decaying from acid reflux. 304 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:45,975 You're embarrassing yourself. 305 00:09:45,975 --> 00:09:46,976 Crikey. 306 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,117 - You're not Australian, Gina. 307 00:09:48,117 --> 00:09:50,049 - Get stuffed, ya drongo. 308 00:09:50,059 --> 00:09:52,291 - Guys, seriously, too much exposure to air, 309 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,722 and they will turn to dust. 310 00:09:53,732 --> 00:09:56,465 - This isn't working out as well as I'd hoped. 311 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,167 Time for the next level: 312 00:09:58,167 --> 00:10:01,110 forced laughing. 313 00:10:05,754 --> 00:10:08,087 - Well, that lab tech took a long time. 314 00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:09,358 - Once we agreed to go to his birthday party, 315 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:11,210 he was actually pretty fast. 316 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,062 But, most importantly, we got a DNA match. 317 00:10:13,062 --> 00:10:17,136 We're looking for... Dave Smith. 318 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:18,377 Sounds like a real piece of crap. 319 00:10:18,377 --> 00:10:19,829 - You said it. 320 00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:21,280 Now we just gotta pull his files from records. 321 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,552 - Yep, then we bust him, and we'll be done with plenty 322 00:10:23,552 --> 00:10:25,084 of time before Nikolaj wakes up. 323 00:10:25,094 --> 00:10:26,395 - Nikolaj. 324 00:10:26,395 --> 00:10:28,127 - Hm? Nikolaj, yeah, I said it. 325 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,498 - Nikolaj. - Nikolaj. 326 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,070 - Not even close. Nikolaj. 327 00:10:31,070 --> 00:10:32,601 - Nikolaj. - Almost... Nikolaj. 328 00:10:32,601 --> 00:10:33,803 - Nikolaj... I feel like I'm saying it. 329 00:10:33,813 --> 00:10:35,174 You know what... It doesn't matter. 330 00:10:35,174 --> 00:10:36,615 Hit me with the music! 331 00:10:40,659 --> 00:10:42,561 - Hi there, we just need to pull a file... 332 00:10:42,561 --> 00:10:43,823 - Can't... system's down. 333 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:45,564 They do maintenance at night. 334 00:10:45,564 --> 00:10:47,296 - That's okay, we'll just go to another precinct. 335 00:10:47,306 --> 00:10:48,337 - That's all. - Yep. 336 00:10:52,411 --> 00:10:53,712 - Hi, can we get this file, please? 337 00:10:53,712 --> 00:10:54,743 We're in a bit of a hurry. 338 00:10:54,753 --> 00:10:57,286 - Oh, absolutely, honey. 339 00:11:05,234 --> 00:11:06,776 She's going extremely slow. 340 00:11:06,776 --> 00:11:08,507 She's going so slow. 341 00:11:08,507 --> 00:11:10,810 - There we go. 342 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:13,252 - Oh, my glasses. 343 00:11:13,252 --> 00:11:14,854 - All right, we'll just go to Five-Four. 344 00:11:17,326 --> 00:11:19,128 Hello, hi, please, file now, hurry. 345 00:11:19,128 --> 00:11:20,800 - Sorry, dude. 346 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,471 I don't know how to get onto this system... I'm a temp. 347 00:11:22,471 --> 00:11:25,154 - May I? 348 00:11:25,164 --> 00:11:27,847 Great, let me just get over... Oh, good lord, that is porn. 349 00:11:27,847 --> 00:11:29,889 - Oh, is that not allowed? - It is not. 350 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,421 No problem, we just close these tabs... 351 00:11:37,506 --> 00:11:39,308 You've got a lot of them. - Mm. 352 00:11:39,308 --> 00:11:43,342 - Type 3 and type 9 and 12 and 13... 353 00:11:43,342 --> 00:11:45,915 Those are all the diabeteses I have. 354 00:11:45,915 --> 00:11:47,957 - It's true what they say: night shift makes 355 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,388 for strange bedfellows. 356 00:11:49,388 --> 00:11:51,190 - In your dreams, perv. 357 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,462 - Ugh. Rosa? 358 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,775 What the hell? She said she was in the bathroom again. 359 00:11:55,775 --> 00:11:57,777 - Nah, she hasn't been to the bathroom since 8:27. 360 00:11:57,777 --> 00:11:58,778 - What? 361 00:11:58,778 --> 00:12:00,379 Also... ew. 362 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:01,750 C'mon, Hitchcock. 363 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,257 Busted. 364 00:12:08,267 --> 00:12:10,770 - Man, this Dave Smith's bad news: armed robbery, 365 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:12,571 aggravated assault, attempted murder... 366 00:12:12,571 --> 00:12:15,004 - Well, he's about to get a visit from the Night Boys. 367 00:12:15,014 --> 00:12:17,246 Gah, this stupid limp is slowing me down. 368 00:12:17,246 --> 00:12:18,247 Charles, can you... 369 00:12:18,247 --> 00:12:19,949 - Oh, give you a piggy? 370 00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:20,950 - What? - Yeah, jump on it... 371 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,321 I'll give you a piggy. 372 00:12:22,321 --> 00:12:23,662 - Actually, I'm good. 373 00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:25,394 I was just gonna ask if you'd hold my bag. 374 00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:26,495 - Oh, yeah, sure, makes more sense. 375 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,496 - Yeah. - Embarrassed. 376 00:12:27,506 --> 00:12:28,898 - Anyways, this is great. 377 00:12:28,908 --> 00:12:30,639 We're definitely gonna catch this guy before sunup, 378 00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:33,382 and you will be home to see your kid. 379 00:12:34,383 --> 00:12:36,615 Oh, no! 380 00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:38,417 Son of a bitch. 381 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,062 - Jake, come on in. 382 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,563 Nikolaj, look who it is. 383 00:12:44,573 --> 00:12:46,375 You remember Jake Peralta. 384 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,436 - From the stories. 385 00:12:47,436 --> 00:12:48,507 - Yeah, we talk about you at bedtime. 386 00:12:48,507 --> 00:12:49,508 - Ah. 387 00:12:49,508 --> 00:12:50,780 - Look at my cement truck. 388 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:52,581 - He loves trucks. - Cool, it's cool, buddy. 389 00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:54,423 Hey, listen, I know you're with your kid, but I checked 390 00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:56,325 the file, and our perp's last known address 391 00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:57,356 is like two blocks from here. 392 00:12:57,366 --> 00:12:58,798 - Really? We gotta go take him down. 393 00:12:58,798 --> 00:13:00,329 - Yes, there's the Charles I know. 394 00:13:00,339 --> 00:13:03,002 - Tonight, Dave Smith goes down. - Tonight? 395 00:13:03,002 --> 00:13:04,743 No, Charles, we gotta go now. 396 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,475 You saw this guy's rap sheet... he was arrested for attempted mur... 397 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:08,347 - Tickling, tickling... Attempted tickling. 398 00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:09,989 - Right, tickling. 399 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:13,522 Look, uh, Charles, this guy's a real... doodyhead, all right? 400 00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:15,064 He tickled once... He may tickle again. 401 00:13:15,064 --> 00:13:16,765 He might be tickling as we speak. 402 00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:18,898 We could be dealing with a serial tickler. 403 00:13:18,908 --> 00:13:20,469 I really want to go, Jake, 404 00:13:20,479 --> 00:13:22,381 but I'm here alone with Nikolaj. 405 00:13:22,381 --> 00:13:23,612 Genevieve doesn't get back for three hours. 406 00:13:23,612 --> 00:13:25,044 - So let's just take him with us. 407 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,556 Nah, that's crazy... or is it just crazy enough to work? 408 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:28,757 Just crazy. 409 00:13:28,757 --> 00:13:30,529 Ah, man, it stinks you've gotta watch him... 410 00:13:30,529 --> 00:13:32,461 It's really messing everything up. 411 00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:34,113 I mean, that came out wrong. 412 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,764 I love that you have a son... It's not messing everything up. 413 00:13:35,775 --> 00:13:38,507 Just messing up our ability to solve the case and have fun. 414 00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:39,648 Ah, you know what I mean. 415 00:13:39,648 --> 00:13:41,050 I'm a nice guy... I'm in the right. 416 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,051 I'll just go myself. 417 00:13:42,051 --> 00:13:43,122 Bye, Nikolaj. 418 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,123 - Nikolaj. 419 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,955 - Yeah, whatever. See ya. 420 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,697 - I know your shift is over, and you've had a challenging night, 421 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,630 but I think I've found a new way to raise morale. 422 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,543 Follow me to the briefing room. 423 00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:00,449 - What's all this? 424 00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:02,121 - It's an after-work hang. 425 00:14:02,121 --> 00:14:04,864 Just trying to turn up, as it were. 426 00:14:04,864 --> 00:14:08,938 We got snacks, games, decorations, chairs... 427 00:14:08,938 --> 00:14:10,569 - Yes, chairs. 428 00:14:10,579 --> 00:14:13,142 - Cool, maybe we can mill around and small talk about how 429 00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:15,785 some of us are big lying liars who lie all the time 430 00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:17,756 like a bunch of liars, Rosa. 431 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,529 - I don't think that's good party convo. 432 00:14:20,529 --> 00:14:25,264 Uh, maybe we should just name our favorite sailing knot. 433 00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:27,506 I'll start. 434 00:14:27,506 --> 00:14:28,637 The bowline. 435 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,222 How about some tunes? 436 00:14:34,253 --> 00:14:36,595 - Cool, merry-go-round music. 437 00:14:36,595 --> 00:14:40,199 - Yeah, John Phillips Sousa, the Skrillex of his day. 438 00:14:40,199 --> 00:14:42,231 C'mon, people, hit the dance floor. 439 00:14:42,241 --> 00:14:44,003 Have a good time. 440 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,244 Why is no one having a good time? 441 00:14:45,244 --> 00:14:47,246 I specifically requested it. 442 00:14:47,246 --> 00:14:48,677 Gina, why aren't you dancing? 443 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,920 - I can't. I'm in the middle of a feud with 444 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,293 the "that's not a knife" guy from "Crocodile Dundee." 445 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,764 He's being a real bitch. 446 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,597 - Fine, I guess I'll just... stop the party. 447 00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,308 - I didn't realize it ever started. 448 00:14:59,308 --> 00:15:00,870 - Enough. 449 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,311 I tried to make this fun. 450 00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:05,014 I even learned what Skrillex was. 451 00:15:05,014 --> 00:15:06,355 Sorry you're all miserable, but guess what. 452 00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,087 So am I. 453 00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:10,259 I'm exhausted all the time, I never see my husband, 454 00:15:10,259 --> 00:15:14,603 the late-night NPR programming... Pure garbage. 455 00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:18,878 I'm done trying. We can all be miserable together. 456 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:20,009 Just go home. 457 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,053 - Hey, I saw you earlier. 458 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,624 You weren't in the bathroom. 459 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:28,257 You were on a park bench playing on your phone. 460 00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:30,970 Yeah, you left me to do everything while I thought 461 00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:32,671 you were pooping. 462 00:15:32,671 --> 00:15:35,845 I wish you were pooping. I wish to God. 463 00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,877 - I'm sorry. 464 00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:43,322 - Oh, Rosa, crying... Don't know what to do. 465 00:15:43,322 --> 00:15:44,393 Pat, pat. 466 00:15:44,393 --> 00:15:45,925 This feels wrong. 467 00:15:45,935 --> 00:15:48,267 - We put away Figgis three weeks ago. 468 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,708 Pimento should've been back by now. 469 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,240 We had plans to meet on that park bench once 470 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,712 the coast was clear, but he hasn't shown up. 471 00:15:53,712 --> 00:15:56,755 - Maybe he's deep undercover, or he doesn't remember who he is, 472 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:57,756 or maybe he's dead. 473 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,728 - Wow, thanks. 474 00:15:59,728 --> 00:16:00,990 You're right, my fiancé's a total weirdo 475 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,261 who's probably dead. 476 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,834 I'll just give up on him and go do my paperwork. 477 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:08,707 - No, Diaz, wait... maybe he's just really, really injured. 478 00:16:08,707 --> 00:16:10,079 Come on, Amy. 479 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:14,223 - All right, Fiske, Jones, Thompkins... 480 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,456 Smith. 481 00:16:17,466 --> 00:16:18,898 Smith. 482 00:16:18,898 --> 00:16:21,330 Whoa, hey, NYPD: freeze! 483 00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,401 Slow down! This isn't fair! 484 00:16:22,401 --> 00:16:24,473 I have a cane. 485 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,417 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 486 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,892 I need to commandeer this vehicle. 487 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,924 - It's a crossover. 488 00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:37,036 It's a crossover SUV, and you can't have it. 489 00:16:37,036 --> 00:16:38,497 - I'm a cop... can you please get out of the car? 490 00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:41,811 - No, this Schmidt's mom's car, and I'm more scared of her 491 00:16:41,811 --> 00:16:43,412 than I am of some two-bit thug. 492 00:16:43,412 --> 00:16:45,144 - I'm not a thug... I'm police. 493 00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:46,555 - Okay, then name one law. 494 00:16:46,555 --> 00:16:47,887 - Don't kill people. 495 00:16:47,887 --> 00:16:49,859 - That's on me... I set the bar too low. 496 00:16:49,859 --> 00:16:51,090 - Look, can you please just get out? 497 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,462 - Okay, you can drive, but I'm not getting out. 498 00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:54,934 - Right. - Also, I have the seat warmer 499 00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:56,405 on... I don't just have a really hot butt. 500 00:16:56,405 --> 00:16:58,978 - Doesn't matter to me... A perp is getting away. 501 00:16:58,978 --> 00:17:00,549 Oh, it's very hot. 502 00:17:01,851 --> 00:17:03,953 - I can't believe this is happening. 503 00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:05,424 Thanks a lot, New York. 504 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,456 You know what, if your city's so great, then how come 505 00:17:07,456 --> 00:17:09,028 it's not the state capital? 506 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,070 - What... who cares about the state's capital? 507 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:13,302 This is the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. 508 00:17:13,302 --> 00:17:14,874 That doesn't sound right... Where dreams are made of? 509 00:17:14,874 --> 00:17:16,275 - I don't know... You tell me. 510 00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:18,377 It's your dumb city. - It's grammatically odd. 511 00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:20,149 Whatever, I'm sure wherever you're from has strange songs 512 00:17:20,149 --> 00:17:22,151 written about it, too. - Los Angeles? 513 00:17:22,161 --> 00:17:23,993 - Damn it, all the songs there are so good. 514 00:17:26,535 --> 00:17:29,068 - Hey, watch my soup. 515 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:31,440 - I'm chasing a criminal. Your soup is not important. 516 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,642 - You took an oath to serve and protect. 517 00:17:33,642 --> 00:17:35,114 That applies to my soup. 518 00:17:35,114 --> 00:17:36,585 - You know that's not what the oath is about. 519 00:17:36,585 --> 00:17:38,157 You're making a point you don't even believe in. 520 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,259 - Garbage truck! 521 00:17:43,602 --> 00:17:44,603 - Oh. - Damn it! 522 00:17:44,603 --> 00:17:45,604 He got away. 523 00:17:45,604 --> 00:17:46,906 - Well, I spilled my soup. 524 00:17:46,906 --> 00:17:48,277 You tell me which is worse. 525 00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,679 - My thing. Very clearly my thing. 526 00:17:53,122 --> 00:17:54,223 - Captain Holt, can we talk to you? 527 00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:55,354 - What is the meaning of this? 528 00:17:55,354 --> 00:17:57,326 Am I the subject of a punking? 529 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,529 - It's a beginning-of-work hang. 530 00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:02,371 - And why are you all in such good moods? 531 00:18:02,371 --> 00:18:04,503 - Because you told us that you're miserable, too. 532 00:18:04,513 --> 00:18:05,975 And that means you'll fight to get us off 533 00:18:05,975 --> 00:18:08,017 the night shift, right? 534 00:18:08,017 --> 00:18:10,419 - Well, here's what I have to say about that: the night shift 535 00:18:10,419 --> 00:18:13,662 stinks... stinks like a butt. And I will do everything 536 00:18:13,662 --> 00:18:16,635 in my power to make sure we get back to the day shift. 537 00:18:16,635 --> 00:18:18,167 What are we standing around for? 538 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:22,011 Put some Sousa on already. I want to get wild. 539 00:18:22,711 --> 00:18:24,483 - Well, well, well, if it isn't one of 540 00:18:24,483 --> 00:18:26,605 the world-famous Night Bros. 541 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,717 - It's the Night Boys, and... Why did I correct you? 542 00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:30,189 I would've preferred "Bros." 543 00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:31,430 - Did you solve your case yet? 544 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:33,232 - No. - Night shift, am I right? 545 00:18:33,232 --> 00:18:34,463 You remind me of me. 546 00:18:34,473 --> 00:18:36,205 - It's not the night shift, okay? 547 00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:38,677 I found the perp, and I would've taken him down, but I'm hobbled, 548 00:18:38,677 --> 00:18:40,579 and I didn't have a partner because ever since Boyle 549 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,211 had a son, that's all he can focus on. 550 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,484 - Whoa, hey, are you angry at Boyle for having a kid? 551 00:18:45,494 --> 00:18:48,257 - No, I'm just mad because I'm working the night shift, 552 00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:50,269 and I have to use a cane, and, yes, the one thing I could 553 00:18:50,269 --> 00:18:52,071 always count on no matter what... Boyle being there for me... 554 00:18:52,071 --> 00:18:53,672 Is also gone. 555 00:18:53,672 --> 00:18:55,274 - What do you say we let day shift Lohank take 556 00:18:55,274 --> 00:18:57,146 a crack at this? 557 00:18:57,146 --> 00:18:59,618 - I'm gonna put a little something up in the old hopper. 558 00:18:59,618 --> 00:19:00,749 You tell me if it vibes with you. 559 00:19:00,749 --> 00:19:02,701 - That's so gross. 560 00:19:02,711 --> 00:19:04,663 - Life moves forwards, not backwards, and things 561 00:19:04,663 --> 00:19:06,665 will never be as they were. 562 00:19:06,665 --> 00:19:10,369 And you can be angry about that, or you can embrace the fact 563 00:19:10,369 --> 00:19:12,671 that your best friend now has a son. 564 00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:14,083 How cool is that, amigo? 565 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,315 - Ugh, "amigo." 566 00:19:16,315 --> 00:19:19,718 All right, fine, yes, I'll admit it, it is pretty cool. 567 00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:22,091 Boyle's wanted it for a very long time. 568 00:19:22,101 --> 00:19:23,662 I guess I haven't actually spent that much time with Nikolaj yet. 569 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,154 Nikolaj. 570 00:19:25,154 --> 00:19:26,635 - Man, am I seriously about to take emotional advice 571 00:19:26,635 --> 00:19:27,736 from Lohank? 572 00:19:27,736 --> 00:19:29,879 - You know you want to, compadre. 573 00:19:32,181 --> 00:19:34,483 Go to him. 574 00:19:34,493 --> 00:19:37,196 - Hey, I'm really sorry. 575 00:19:37,196 --> 00:19:39,228 I shouldn't have said that about Pimento. 576 00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:40,699 I'm sure he's gonna come back. 577 00:19:40,699 --> 00:19:42,501 - I'm not even thinking about it anymore. 578 00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:44,323 That wasn't even me crying in the bathroom earlier... 579 00:19:44,323 --> 00:19:46,145 That was someone else with these same boots, but now she's gone. 580 00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:49,618 - Look, when Jake was in witness protection, and I didn't know 581 00:19:49,618 --> 00:19:51,420 when he was ever coming back, you were always there 582 00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:52,822 when I needed to vent. 583 00:19:52,822 --> 00:19:55,825 So I'll do your paperwork, and if you ever want company 584 00:19:55,835 --> 00:19:57,666 on that bench, I'm there. 585 00:19:57,666 --> 00:20:00,239 - Thanks... I would advise against it though... if he does 586 00:20:00,239 --> 00:20:03,342 come back, things are gonna get real raunchy, real fast, like, 587 00:20:03,342 --> 00:20:05,414 do a lot of licking, that's probably indecent exposure... 588 00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:07,136 I don't want to get... - Okay, got it. 589 00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:08,858 You know what... I'll just start with this stack right here. 590 00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:10,860 Thanks, Rosa, okay, good talk. 591 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,904 - Hey, what's up? 592 00:20:14,904 --> 00:20:16,365 I can't work the case tonight. 593 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:17,777 Nikolaj's allergies are acting up, 594 00:20:17,777 --> 00:20:18,938 and now the dog seems to be allergic to him. 595 00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:20,609 It's this whole thing. 596 00:20:20,609 --> 00:20:22,151 Did you find Smith? 597 00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:23,682 - No, uh, he actually got away. 598 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,684 - Sorry, man. - Ah, it's all right. 599 00:20:25,694 --> 00:20:27,556 It's the day shift's problem now. 600 00:20:27,556 --> 00:20:29,428 - Whatever happened to working until it's done? 601 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:34,003 - Honestly... Lohank kind of talked some sense into me. 602 00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:37,777 - Lohank? - Yeah, it was so gross, 603 00:20:37,777 --> 00:20:40,549 but I want to apologize. - For what? 604 00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:42,251 - Well, I kept talking about how I wanted everything 605 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:45,524 to go back to normal, but if that actually happened, 606 00:20:45,534 --> 00:20:46,695 this little guy wouldn't be here. 607 00:20:46,695 --> 00:20:47,867 Or is he big? 608 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,038 I don't know what size kids are supposed to be, 609 00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:50,840 or anything about kids, really. 610 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,482 I think maybe that's part of the problem... it doesn't matter. 611 00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:54,884 I got a present for Nikolaj. 612 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,357 - Thanks, Jake. Come on in, give it to him. 613 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,029 - Niko. - Hey, little man. 614 00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:01,961 - A garbage truck! 615 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,762 - You wanna know something cool? 616 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,735 A truck just like this almost killed me today. 617 00:21:08,287 --> 00:21:09,839 - Uh, kissed me, almost kissed me. 618 00:21:09,849 --> 00:21:12,411 Anyway, let's get some trash in this thing... am I right? 619 00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:13,652 Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom! 620 00:21:13,652 --> 00:21:16,585 - You're silly. - Yep, I am silly. 621 00:21:16,595 --> 00:21:18,597 - Oh, my God, this is a dream come true. 622 00:21:18,597 --> 00:21:19,999 I gotta get my phone... I gotta film this. 623 00:21:19,999 --> 00:21:21,000 Oh, but then I'll miss it. 624 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,401 Oh, but I want it forever. 625 00:21:22,401 --> 00:21:23,742 Agh, but I should stay in the moment. 626 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:24,924 Ah, but then I'll forget. 627 00:21:24,924 --> 00:21:26,205 Oh, my God, this is a nightmare. 628 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:29,819 - Not a doctor, shh.