1 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:05,100 - Attention, squad. 2 00:00:05,110 --> 00:00:07,470 - Mm, pretty dainty way to make an announcement. 3 00:00:07,470 --> 00:00:09,440 - It's a workplace. I wanted to be respectful. 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:10,610 - Well, as someone at a high risk 5 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,480 For a spook-related death, thank you. 6 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,050 - As I was saying, it's time for round four 7 00:00:15,050 --> 00:00:16,450 Of the Halloween heist... 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,450 - If I don't make it, tell Gina I love her. 9 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:23,120 - What's up, nine-nine? 10 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:24,590 Jake Peralta here to tell you 11 00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:27,590 That tonight is the night for the Halloween... 12 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:28,590 - Heist. 13 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,690 Amy already went over this. 14 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,330 - What? Ames, what are you doing? 15 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:32,830 I always announce the heist. 16 00:00:32,830 --> 00:00:34,330 - Yeah, Amy, what the hell are you doing? 17 00:00:34,330 --> 00:00:36,330 - Exercising my right to announce the heist 18 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,570 As the defending champion. 19 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:38,570 - Defending champion. 20 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:39,740 The only reason you won is 'cause 21 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,170 No one knew you were even playing. 22 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:43,270 It was a pathetic act of pure cowardice. 23 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,310 - Whoa, she's your girlfriend, Peralta. 24 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:46,410 - Not tonight, she isn't. 25 00:00:46,410 --> 00:00:47,680 Although don't kiss anyone else. 26 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,680 I love you so much. 27 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,350 Now, then, this one's for all... 28 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,390 Such a dork. - So cool. 29 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,460 - Attention, squad. 30 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:03,730 Tonight... - nope. 31 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,060 - Y'all three really should have coordinated. 32 00:01:06,070 --> 00:01:08,330 - What? I really should be the one to introduce the heist, 33 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:10,470 As the last legitimate champion. 34 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,170 Peralta hasn't won since the first year. 35 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:14,620 He's a has-been. 36 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:17,080 - Yeah, well, this has-been has been with yo' mama all week. 37 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,240 Sorry, I feel like I crossed a line; I apologize. 38 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:21,480 Attention, everyone. 39 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,420 - Enough. We know. The heist is happening. 40 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:24,420 - No! 41 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:26,050 My ex-wife just died. 42 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:28,150 No more alimony, baby! 43 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:51,210 - This year's Halloween heist is a three-way tiebreaker 44 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:52,780 To determine the champion of champions. 45 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,350 We'll be playing for this: A plaque that reads, 46 00:01:55,350 --> 00:01:57,520 "the ultimate detective/genius." 47 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,350 - You and Santiago should quit now. 48 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:01,290 I'm going to stomp on your dreams. 49 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:02,790 - It's fun to see you so passionate. 50 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,760 - I will slit you both open from mouth to anus 51 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,640 And wear you like jackets. 52 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,530 - Wow. Is it weird that that turned me on a little bit? 53 00:02:08,530 --> 00:02:09,730 Doesn't matter. 54 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,760 But let's move on. 55 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,600 The plaque will be held in this. 56 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,770 - Is that my childhood caboodle? 57 00:02:14,770 --> 00:02:16,400 - It most certainly is, but don't worry. 58 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,370 I removed the scrunchies, old report cards, 59 00:02:18,370 --> 00:02:19,840 And photos of young Al gore. 60 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,610 I'm better-looking than him anyway. 61 00:02:21,610 --> 00:02:23,640 - We're talking a young Al gore? 62 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:26,850 Peralta, you do make me laugh. 63 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:28,380 - Okay, stings a little bit. 64 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:30,350 It will be secured with this brand-new lock. 65 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:33,420 Hitchcock, if you would do the honors. 66 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,620 There you are. 67 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:36,650 - You can have that back in three... 68 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,220 - Nope, don't ever need it back. 69 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:40,790 Now, then, locking the caboodle. 70 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:42,890 - The "ca-boo-dale" will be placed 71 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:44,560 In the center of the bullpen. 72 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,200 - Right, and what is the name of the store at the mall 73 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,200 That sells the sticky pastries? 74 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,470 - You mean the "see-nay-bone"? 75 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:49,800 - Yeah, that was it. Thanks. Continue. 76 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:53,170 - Whoever possesses the plaque at sunup wins. 77 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:55,240 Now let's pick teams. 78 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,880 - I've got a ton of work. 79 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,510 You can just leave me out this year. 80 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:00,710 - Interesting. Interesting. - Oh, terry, terry, terry. 81 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:01,780 - What? 82 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:03,380 - How naive do you think we are? 83 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:05,320 You're "not participating" so you can 84 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,250 Sneak under our noses and steal a victory, 85 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:08,890 Like Santiago did last year. 86 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:10,220 - I'm going to my desk. 87 00:03:10,220 --> 00:03:11,390 Heists are dumb. 88 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:12,560 - If you have nothing to hide, 89 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,830 Then I'm sure you won't mind me asking 90 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:15,790 Hitchcock and Scully to keep an eye on you. 91 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,280 - Whatever. 92 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,760 - My eyes will be glued to that ass. 93 00:03:18,770 --> 00:03:21,530 - Great! It's now time to choose from the remaining players. 94 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:23,770 Amy, since you're last year's champion, you go first. 95 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,640 - I choose Rosa. - Dope. 96 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,410 - I select Charles Boyle. 97 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:28,410 - What? 98 00:03:28,410 --> 00:03:30,410 - What's the matter, Peralta? 99 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,410 Were you expecting to have detective Boyle on your team? 100 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:34,550 Have I thrown a wrench into your plans? 101 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:35,650 - Absolutely not. 102 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:36,780 I'm just surprised, because you have 103 00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:38,250 Such a strong connection with Gina. 104 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,290 But I'm glad she's on my team. 105 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:42,520 I had absolutely nothing planned for Charles. 106 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,220 I totally planned everything for Charles. 107 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:45,620 This is a nightmare! - Ew! 108 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:47,760 What can Charles Boyle do that I can't? 109 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,860 - Roller-skate like an angel. 110 00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:50,700 - Whore, I'm great on skates. 111 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,360 Or are you forgetting Jenn Sutton's 112 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:53,600 Fourth grade birthday party? 113 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,330 - I have definitely forgotten that. 114 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:58,240 - Well, I skated like a pro, and then I spent 115 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,370 Seven minutes in heaven with the Todd Cohen. 116 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:03,060 It was dope. 117 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,740 My point is, I can do anything Charles can. 118 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:07,250 - Except look exactly like the body double I got for him. 119 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:09,210 Bill, you can come out now. 120 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:12,430 - Hi. 121 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,890 - Okay, yeah, this pasty white guy 122 00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:15,550 Is gonna be a problem. 123 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,820 - So I believe the key to good teamwork 124 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,520 Is an equal exchange of ideas... 125 00:04:19,530 --> 00:04:21,590 - Stop. I know you already have a plan. 126 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,730 And I want to win, so for the next eight hours, 127 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,730 I'm down with all your nerdy crap. 128 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:26,800 Come on, Amy. 129 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,370 Show me the binder. 130 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:30,540 - Okay, but it's not a binder. 131 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:32,270 It's a virtual binder, 132 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,940 And it's encrypted on this flash drive. 133 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,310 - That's my girl. 134 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:37,540 Now, where's the 3-d model of the precinct? 135 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:38,880 - Inside the key chain. 136 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,710 It's a frickin' hologram. 137 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:42,010 - Yes. 138 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,450 - I'm so excited, captain. 139 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,820 So... How are we gonna do it? 140 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:47,750 - Here's everything you need to know. 141 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:55,430 - It's blank. - It's a metaphor. 142 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:56,760 You get nothing. You lose. 143 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,960 Good day, sir. 144 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,260 - But we're teammates. 145 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:00,270 You chose me. 146 00:05:00,270 --> 00:05:01,530 - You're too close with Peralta. 147 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:02,600 I don't trust you. 148 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,370 I only chose you to disrupt his plans. 149 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:06,770 And now that you've served your purpose, 150 00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:07,940 You're no longer needed. 151 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,610 I feel so used. 152 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,040 Am I just a piece of meat to you? 153 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,040 - Yes. 154 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:15,410 Now, put on a smile, pork chop. 155 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,720 - So what are you planning for the heist? 156 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,490 - The only thing I'm planning is getting my work done. 157 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:22,490 - Sure, you are. 158 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,990 Come clean, 159 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,490 Or we'll tell everybody about your mistress. 160 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:26,790 - I don't have a mistress. 161 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:27,790 - You don't? 162 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:29,060 But you're so good-looking. 163 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:30,330 What's the point? 164 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:34,800 - As expected, all eyes are on the caboodle. 165 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,600 It's go time. Now, Gina. 166 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,670 - Whoopsie! 167 00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:40,070 Bill, but you got to stand like me. 168 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:41,840 I'm kind of like a young Brando, 169 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,080 So give it that energy. 170 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,540 Okay, yeah. 171 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:46,540 You're doing the best you can 172 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:47,550 With the tools that you have. 173 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:48,580 - Looks like nobody's onto us. 174 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:49,580 Go, Gina! 175 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:53,920 So, bill, do you have a real job or... 176 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,650 - I'm the third in a lot of marriages. 177 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:56,950 I got a nice soft face, 178 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,520 So I don't intimidate the husbands. 179 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:00,390 - Hmm, strange, the random person I hired 180 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:01,860 Off the streets of Brooklyn is a weirdo. 181 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,330 - What? - Hmm? Nothing. 182 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,330 There she goes. 183 00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:08,070 Now, bill, the key here is that I came in before work 184 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:09,370 And replaced the door handles 185 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,540 With ones that lock from the outside. 186 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:13,440 Pretty smart. 187 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,540 All right, bill. The time is now. 188 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:17,680 Show your face. 189 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,640 Show your face to the world! 190 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,380 - What the hell? Amy! 191 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,750 - Pick your jaws up off the floor, ladies. 192 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:28,920 - Where did Gina come from? 193 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:33,090 - And here comes Jake! Whoo! 194 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:37,400 Welcome to the big show. 195 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,800 I was gonna sneak the plaque out without anybody knowing, 196 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,370 But then I thought... 197 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:42,930 So much more fun to make you watch. 198 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:44,440 Now enjoy 199 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,110 As I steal the plaque of destiny. 200 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,580 Ah, trying to pick the lock, El capitán? 201 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:52,940 That'll take at least three minutes, 202 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:54,980 By which time I will have hidden this plaque 203 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:57,680 Somewhere you will never find it. 204 00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:02,600 Voilà. 205 00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:04,120 Of course, you could break the window, 206 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,460 But you would never knowingly 207 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:07,660 Destroy government property, would you? 208 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,460 Whoop! Well, misread that one. 209 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:11,900 Gina, skate! Skate like the wind! 210 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,630 - Aah! - So long, suckers! 211 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,570 - Oh! Gina, are you okay? 212 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:21,940 - it's cool. 213 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:22,940 I'm fine. 214 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,040 Ain't no thang. 215 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,650 - Totally, girl! You look good! 216 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:31,580 - oh, it hurts so bad. 217 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,990 I hope to god I'm not humbled by this. 218 00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:35,450 - I'm so sorry, Gina. 219 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:36,920 It should have been Charles on those skates. 220 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,760 - This is why you should always roller-skate 221 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,460 With a helmet and a mouth guard. 222 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,760 - Hey, don't blame the victim. 223 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,210 - I'm just so sick 224 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:44,660 Of roller skating's dangerous image. 225 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:46,100 We're not all bad boys. 226 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,100 - Yeah, none. 227 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,200 All right, Gina, get your stuff. 228 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,200 I'm taking you to the dentist. 229 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,200 - No, no, no, no. 230 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,540 I'll go alone. 231 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:53,170 I don't need anyone's help. 232 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:55,540 Just order me an uberselect or better. 233 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:58,880 - And despite our natural desire to stop everything, 234 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,550 You'd like us to soldier on in your absence 235 00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:01,610 And keep the heist going? 236 00:08:01,610 --> 00:08:03,060 - Yeah, that's fine. 237 00:08:03,070 --> 00:08:04,520 - Well, you heard the lady. She insists we continue. 238 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,580 Let's mop up this blood and get back at it. 239 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:07,720 - With all due respect, sir, 240 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,590 I don't think that's the best idea. 241 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,590 The blood is dry. We can just clean it up after. 242 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:12,760 - Oh, agreed. 243 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,930 - Ah, I love tonight. 244 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,660 However, there is the small issue of me losing my partner. 245 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:20,130 Now, terry, I know that you were upset 246 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:21,530 That no one picked you earlier. 247 00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:22,880 - Not what happened. 248 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,220 - Regardless, please be my partner, 249 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:25,560 Please, please, please, please, please, please. 250 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,900 - No! Heists are dumb, and I have work to do. 251 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:30,070 - You're dumb, and I have... Heist to do. 252 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,940 Overreacted. Damn it! 253 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:33,540 You know what? Forget terry. 254 00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:35,180 At the time of the accident, 255 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:36,810 My team had the plaque, so I will just grab it 256 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,250 And give myself a four-minute head start. 257 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:39,680 - Not so fast, Peralta. 258 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:42,490 I say we reset the plaque and start over. 259 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:43,820 - What? But my team had it. 260 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:44,890 Charles, tell him. 261 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,730 - No, Jake. 262 00:08:48,730 --> 00:08:50,160 We're resetting. 263 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,730 - Charles, what are you saying? 264 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:54,030 - The plaque... 265 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:55,570 Goes... 266 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,640 Back! 267 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:02,170 - Yes, pork chop. Yes. 268 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,910 - I have eyes on Kristy, Stacey, and Claudia. 269 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:07,180 - You used their code names. 270 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,550 You read the plans, addenda and all! 271 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,620 - Damn right, I did. I told you, I'm all in. 272 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:13,080 - And you didn't make fun of me for basing it all 273 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:14,550 On "the baby-sitters club." 274 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,820 - And I even did your suggested reading 275 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:16,920 Of "Kristy's big day." 276 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,090 - You did? 277 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,590 - Calm down. 278 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:20,590 You're such a Mary Anne. 279 00:09:20,590 --> 00:09:22,130 - I am! It's true! 280 00:09:22,130 --> 00:09:24,060 - So, Boyle, I was impressed 281 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:26,000 With how you stood up to Peralta and demanded a reset. 282 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,730 - Ha! I'm team Holt all the way, baby. 283 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:29,970 Also, I'm pretty upset with him 284 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,940 For letting Gina sweat up my skates. 285 00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:34,710 - Well, perhaps I can use a teammate after all. 286 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:36,240 Do you swear I can trust you? 287 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,810 - Yes. 288 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:39,210 I swear. 289 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:44,920 - Let's unleash hell. 290 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,220 - Thanks for coming back, bill. 291 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,950 I really needed a teammate. 292 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:49,590 - Hey, man, you're paying. 293 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,660 - Yeah. 294 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,660 You can take the wig off if you want. 295 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,560 - Whatever you want, man. You're paying. 296 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,730 - Could you stop saying that, bill? 297 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:56,830 It's making me a little uncomfortable. 298 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,160 - All right, man. It's your money. 299 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,700 - That's the same thing. 300 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,930 - What is this? 301 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:02,570 - It's a jack-o'-lantern. Don't touch it. 302 00:10:02,570 --> 00:10:04,340 - Why not? Because you're hiding something in there? 303 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:05,640 - Because my daughters made it 304 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,070 And your palms are all black. 305 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:08,640 What have you been touching? 306 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,980 - Huh! Well, this has got me stumped. 307 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:12,880 - I got a pizza here for Raymond Holt. 308 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,180 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 309 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:16,680 Holt hates pizza. 310 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,080 He's trying to distract us. 311 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,320 - Oh, if I were trying to distract you, 312 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,140 I would have sent you the pizza. 313 00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:22,950 This is your doing, you and your male prostitute. 314 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,920 - Bill is not a male prostitute, 315 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,270 I don't think. 316 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,630 - I have a pizza here for Raymond Holt. 317 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:28,840 - What's going on? 318 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,060 I have a pizza here for Raymond Holt. 319 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:31,700 - Which one of you bozos did this? 320 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,880 - Us? 321 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,050 You know how much planning it takes 322 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,230 To get this many pizza guys here at the same time? 323 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,670 A binder full of planning. 324 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,370 This has Amy written all over it. 325 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:41,240 - If I had done this, it would say "captain Raymond Holt." 326 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,770 I'm not going to disrespect you, sir, 327 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:44,010 Even for the sake of the heist. 328 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,210 - I'll guard the plaque! 329 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:46,710 - You're not leaving my sight. 330 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:47,850 - Bill, can you see what's going on? 331 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:49,310 Do you have eyes on Charles and Rosa? 332 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,650 - I don't know who anybody is. 333 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,920 - There's too much pizza! 334 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,680 - I see Holt. I see Charles. Where's terry? 335 00:10:53,690 --> 00:10:55,990 - Terry's leaving, because terry's got work to do. 336 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,290 - Hitchcock! Scully! 337 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,060 Follow terry! On it! 338 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:01,930 - Aah! I'm getting bounced around like a pinball! 339 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:03,690 - This is madness! - Who hired you? 340 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,960 Who do you work for, pizza man? 341 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,100 - Everyone with a pizza, get out of here! 342 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,310 the caboodle! - The caboodle! 343 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,780 - The "ca-boo-dale"! 344 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,710 - I know one of you took the plaque. 345 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:24,250 And I swear on my living mother's future grave, 346 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,820 I'm not gonna let you get away with it. 347 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:28,690 - Or it was you, Jake. You love pizza. 348 00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:29,920 - It's true. 349 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,160 You had it for breakfast this morning. 350 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,790 - When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime! 351 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:35,830 - Well, it certainly wasn't Boyle and me. 352 00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:37,090 We were out here the whole time. 353 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,650 - Plus, we already ate. 354 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:40,200 Autumn salads with farm-fresh squash. 355 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,400 That's right, I'm catering for our team. 356 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,740 - Look who I found hiding in the interrogation room: 357 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,140 This guilty son of a bitch. 358 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,300 - Still your sergeant. 359 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:49,240 Look, I wasn't hiding. I was doing my work. 360 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,740 Hitchcock and Scully were with me. 361 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:52,710 - Were they, or perhaps were they distracted 362 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:54,950 By your brilliant pizza ruse? 363 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:57,310 - Totally distracted. I ate two whole pies. 364 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,850 Folded 'em up like tacos. 365 00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,720 - You're suspect number one, Jeffords. 366 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,720 - Whatever. - "whatever." 367 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,290 Spoken like a common criminal. 368 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,090 - Still a long time till sunup. 369 00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:07,390 All I have to say is, 370 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:09,260 Whoever took that plaque, 371 00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:11,230 You better watch out. 372 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,400 Come on, Rosa. 373 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,100 - Come on, Boyle. - Yes, sir. 374 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,040 - Come on... 375 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,810 Bill. 376 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:25,380 - Okay, was the operation a success? 377 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:28,380 You tell me. 378 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,380 - Blended right in with the pizza guys. 379 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:32,320 Got out my bolt cutters. 380 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,020 Lock snapped on the first try. 381 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,020 No one saw me leave. 382 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,020 Got to hand it to you... 383 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:37,020 Beautiful plan. 384 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,390 - Beautiful execution. 385 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,990 - It's kind of like we're our own baby-sitters club. 386 00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:42,790 - Oh, my god, I don't want tonight to ever end. 387 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,130 Did you by chance read the excerpt 388 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,730 From "the truth about Stacey"? 389 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,000 The one about the rival baby-sitters... 390 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,300 - That get caught smoking cigarettes? 391 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,970 Well, let's just say that these two baby-sitters 392 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:54,000 Aren't getting caught with squat. 393 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:55,770 This is where I stash a few cigarettes 394 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:57,880 On the rare occasion that I need a puff. 395 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:01,810 - Dope. 396 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,780 The hiding place, not the smoking. 397 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,380 Mary Anne is better than that. 398 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,350 - She's a work in progress. 399 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,860 - This is so frustrating. 400 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:12,990 There's no way of knowing who has the plaque. 401 00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:14,790 - Amy and Rosa have it. - What? How do you know? 402 00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:16,130 - Diaz usually favors her left leg, 403 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:17,390 But after "zero dark pizza," 404 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,960 She was suddenly favoring her right. 405 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:22,430 - Yes, yes, which means that she... 406 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,070 Was... 407 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,010 - You trailed off and didn't finish speaking. 408 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:29,940 Continue. 409 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,010 - I don't want to. 410 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,080 - Her gait was thrown off 411 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,840 Because she was carrying the plaque. 412 00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:35,450 And I know exactly where it's hidden: 413 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:38,480 In Santiago's secret cigarette stash. 414 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,180 - How did you find that? 415 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,890 - Whenever she gets stressed out, she smokes. 416 00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:44,050 And it's almost too easy to stress her out. 417 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:47,190 Oh, Santiago, I... 418 00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:48,990 Never mind. 419 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,160 - What is it? 420 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,230 What? 421 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,260 I got to go. 422 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,970 - Bing-pot. 423 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,800 And now it's time to send in 424 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,540 Our cute little secret weapon. 425 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:02,870 - I'm ready, captain. 426 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,910 I love the nickname. 427 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,140 - No, Charles, not you. 428 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:06,380 I was talking about cheddar. 429 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,150 - Oh, right, obviously. 430 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,550 - Over the past month, I've had him trained 431 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,020 To retrieve plaques. 432 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,050 And now, boy, 433 00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:13,820 It's time to make daddy proud. 434 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,990 - Yes, sir. 435 00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:16,150 - I could not have been more clearly 436 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,490 Talking to the dog. 437 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:27,570 - Time is running out. 438 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,130 We got to stop playing by the rules 439 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,300 And start playing dirty. 440 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,650 Follow my lead, bill. 441 00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:33,000 - Okay, but first I should tell you 442 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,510 My safe word is "cabbage." 443 00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:35,510 - Why? 444 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:36,510 You know what? Never mind. 445 00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:37,940 It doesn't matter. Hey, Charles! 446 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:39,180 Charles, get in here. 447 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,240 Come on. 448 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,730 What is Holt up to? 449 00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:43,210 Does he have the plaque? Does he know who does? 450 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,350 - I'm not telling you that, Jake. 451 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,520 I'm team Holt, and there's nothing 452 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,550 You could say that will change that. 453 00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:47,990 - Okay, fine, then I guess I have 454 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:50,050 A new best friend, and his name... 455 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,090 Is bill. 456 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,860 - you're not serious. 457 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,160 He's just a prop for the heist. 458 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,130 - Sure, it started out that way, 459 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:58,330 But you know how these things go, 460 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,000 Spending time together, 461 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,870 Sharing intimate secrets, 462 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,600 Laughing about nothing in particular. 463 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,040 Cabbage. 464 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,140 - Holt has the plaque. 465 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,370 It's hidden in the evidence room 466 00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:09,070 In a box marked "cold cases 1972." 467 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,210 - Thanks, bud. We will always be best friends. 468 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,350 You hear that, bill? 469 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:15,950 Nobody likes you! 470 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,420 - Ain't she a beaut? 471 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,420 - Sexy. 472 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,620 - Immediately ruined it, bill. 473 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,650 Immediately. 474 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:26,020 Here you go. 475 00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:29,360 - Chht, chht, chht, chh... 476 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,010 - What is happening right now? 477 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:32,660 - The last sands are running through the hourglass... 478 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,660 Chh, chh, chh... 479 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,530 Because your time is running out, 480 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:37,470 And you are never going to get the plaque. 481 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,140 - Oh, captain, stop. 482 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,940 I just can't let you embarrass yourself. 483 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,470 I told Jake everything. 484 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,640 He threatened to replace me, 485 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,040 And I freaked out hard. 486 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:47,540 I'm sorry. - It's okay. 487 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,280 I knew you would betray me. 488 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,250 That's why I fed you fake Intel. 489 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,230 What? 490 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,220 - The plaque was never in "cold cases 1972." 491 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,490 As if I'd just put it in a box, unattended. 492 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,260 - Uh, but you did. 493 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:00,260 - No, I didn't. 494 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,560 - Then how do you explain this? 495 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,530 - I have no idea. 496 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,660 I put the plaque in my office. 497 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,430 Cheddar? 498 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:09,000 Come here. Come here. Come here, baby. 499 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,700 - What the hell? - Yeah, thank you. 500 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,170 Return to my office, please. 501 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,940 - What's up, you little turds? 502 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,040 Wait, what is going on? We have the plaque. 503 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,410 - Yeah, I just got it out of the vent 504 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,810 To rub it in your faces. 505 00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,210 - "I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces." 506 00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,610 Name of your sex tape. What? 507 00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:24,350 - Something strange is afoot. 508 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,680 Which of these is real? 509 00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:27,220 - Black lights. What the hell? 510 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,020 - Oh, my god. Our precinct is disgusting. 511 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,160 - Dear god. 512 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,060 Hitchcock and Sculley's desk. 513 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,360 Ugh! - Wait. 514 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,360 Look at the plaques. 515 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,560 - "are." - "heists." 516 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,590 - "dumb." 517 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,430 Are heists dumb? Of course not. 518 00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:40,660 That was a stupid question. 519 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:43,470 - No, Jake, it's says, "heists are dumb." 520 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,500 Terry! 521 00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:51,280 - The Oscar for best liar goes to you! 522 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,010 - That's not an Oscars category. 523 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,080 What's going on? 524 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,550 - Not to be harsh, sarge, 525 00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,210 But you're setting a terrible example 526 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:58,620 For your daughters, and they're gonna grow up 527 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,080 To be total failures. 528 00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,450 - You take that back. 529 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,550 - No, she's right, Jeffords. Your children are doomed. 530 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,620 Where's the plaque? 531 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:07,060 - For the last time, I don't know. 532 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,090 I've been working here the whole time. 533 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,650 Ask them. 534 00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,200 - Well, actually, we both fell asleep. 535 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,160 - And Jeffords never woke us up. 536 00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:15,570 Coincidence? 537 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,000 - I don't need this. 538 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,640 - You're not going anywhere. 539 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,140 Damn, Rosa! 540 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,210 He's trying to get away! 541 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,340 Everyone start panicking! 542 00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,540 - He had someone lock the door. 543 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:27,080 - 'sup, losers? 544 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,150 I have the real plaque! Unh, unh! 545 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,080 - Gina! Of course! 546 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,320 It all makes sense, 547 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,750 Except for the parts I don't understand 548 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,690 And the fact that I still kind of think terry did this. 549 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:39,090 - Nope, it was all me. 550 00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:41,390 Three weeks ago, captain Holt asked me 551 00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,190 To order a plaque that read, 552 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,360 "the ultimate detective/genius." 553 00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:48,730 I did it, and I ordered three copies 554 00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:51,570 And a statue of Tyrese riding a dolphin. 555 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,040 - Is that relevant? - To my life, yes. 556 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,810 Once I had the plaques, I manipulated captain Holt 557 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,610 Into choosing Boyle as his partner. 558 00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:02,680 All it took was six bottles of dish soap. 559 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,380 See, this is what happens 560 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,080 When Jake tries to wash dishes by himself. 561 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:08,250 It's like he's helpless without Boyle. 562 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,350 - Yes. 563 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,790 He is helpless without Boyle. 564 00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:14,560 - And you fell for my trap 565 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,630 Like a greedy little rat. 566 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:17,630 - Easy. 567 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,500 - Yes, it was easy. 568 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,770 And the next phase of my plan: 569 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:24,370 A "skating accident." 570 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,470 - But you knocked out your two front teeth. 571 00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:28,070 - False teeth. 572 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:29,610 Fake blood. 573 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:31,840 I lost my real teeth at Jenn Sutton's 574 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,610 Birthday party in fourth grade. 575 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:36,680 - Oh, you made sure I didn't remember that! 576 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,220 - It was minute five 577 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,750 Of seven minutes in heaven with Todd Cohen 578 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:40,850 When he bumped the wall 579 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:42,520 And a bowling ball fell on my face. 580 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,490 - Maybe I just wasn't at that party. 581 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,220 - Once I had faked the skating mishap, 582 00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:49,360 I swapped out a dummy plaque for the real one. 583 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,230 Then I left to go to the dentist. 584 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,510 - And you convinced your dentist 585 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:53,800 To help you carry out the rest of the heist. 586 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,500 - No. - Of course not. Go ahead. 587 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,330 - I came back, wearing the perfect disguise 588 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,800 To make sure I was never noticed by anyone. 589 00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:02,640 Something so drab and uninspiring... 590 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,440 - This feels like it's gonna be a dig on me. 591 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,340 - I wore Amy's clothes. - There it is. 592 00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:08,450 - This is your doing, you and your male prostitute. 593 00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:11,250 - Bill is not a male prostitute, I don't think. 594 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,350 - That suit is not drab. 595 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:13,880 It has a fun salmon lining. 596 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:15,890 - No, Amy, it made me invisible. 597 00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,720 And now that I had that power, 598 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,590 Every time one of you stole a plaque, 599 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,330 I replaced it with a fake. 600 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,260 And no one had any idea 601 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,500 Until the lights went out, 602 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,900 Revealing a secret message: 603 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,500 "heists are dumb." 604 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,330 - Then we raced in here to blame terry, 605 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,040 And you trapped us. 606 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,740 But how did you know he was gonna say "heists are dumb"? 607 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,240 - Terry says that about everything. 608 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,540 - Everyone should wear suspenders. 609 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:36,540 Belts are dumb. 610 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:37,810 People should swim forward. 611 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,810 The backstroke is dumb. 612 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,510 30 grams of fat? 613 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:41,650 Hummus is dumb. 614 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,910 - And now here you all are, 615 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,680 Locked up behind the glass 616 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,920 Like a bunch of loser fish. 617 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,250 I bet you're wondering why I did it. 618 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:51,960 - Because you wanted to win? 619 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,660 - No! I had a loftier goal in mind. 620 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,890 Can you do me a favor and tell me 621 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,260 What that says right there? 622 00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:58,230 - "the ultimate detective/genius." 623 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,400 - Detective. 624 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,300 Can you imagine what that word sounds like 625 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,870 To someone who's not a detective? 626 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,370 Discriminatory. 627 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,870 It's worse than segregation. 628 00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:08,810 Uh-uh. - Too far? I'm sorry. 629 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,670 But I think I've proved a point, 630 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,240 And that's why we're changing the name of the plaque forever! 631 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,250 - To what? 632 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,250 Gina Linetti 633 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,550 Is the ultimate human/genius. 634 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:20,620 - Thank you. 635 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,390 And now I'd like to say a few words. 636 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:23,570 - You talked for, like, an hour 637 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,760 When you had us locked in that interrogation room. 638 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,790 - I'm a fair ruler. 639 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,390 Your comment has been heard. 640 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,630 But seriously, you guys, 641 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:29,860 I just want to say, 642 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:31,860 I freaking love you losers. 643 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:33,660 Happy Halloween. 644 00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:35,870 Happy Halloween! 645 00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:36,930 - Take out your teeth. 646 00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:37,940 - Yeah! - Yeah! 647 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,470 Take out your teeth! 648 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:40,770 Take out your teeth! 649 00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:42,710 Take out your teeth! 650 00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,270 Oh! 651 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,640 - I'm invincible! 652 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:49,650 - Not a doctor. Shh!