1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,920 - Papa, papa, come in here! 2 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:05,060 - Hey, papa's here. 3 00:00:05,060 --> 00:00:06,830 - Papa, I'm so scared. 4 00:00:06,830 --> 00:00:08,260 There's a monster in my closet. 5 00:00:08,270 --> 00:00:09,400 - Oh, buddy. Shh. 6 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,130 It's okay, I'm here. 7 00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:13,130 Monster's aren't real, my little pierogi. 8 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:15,200 - But I saw it. It was big and hairy. 9 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:16,500 - You just had a nightmare, buddy. 10 00:00:16,510 --> 00:00:17,670 - No, it was real! 11 00:00:17,670 --> 00:00:19,270 - I'm sure it felt that way. 12 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,510 But I am gonna open this closet, 13 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:25,310 And I'm gonna show you that there's nothing in there. 14 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,510 - Don't do that, papa! 15 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:30,290 - See? Nothing... 16 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:31,420 whoo! 17 00:00:31,420 --> 00:00:33,460 - ah, hey, chuck. 18 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:34,460 It's pimento. 19 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,440 - And now nikolaj says he's too frightened 20 00:00:56,450 --> 00:00:58,480 To ever sleep again, so that's just superduper. 21 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,720 - I don't understand what he's so scared about. 22 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,180 If I was there to kill him, he never would've heard me. 23 00:01:03,190 --> 00:01:04,520 - A thing you told him several times. 24 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,520 - God, nikolaj is having such a rich childhood. 25 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,910 - Can we back up? 26 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:10,290 What were you doing in boyle's closet 27 00:01:10,290 --> 00:01:11,730 In the first place? - Well, I still had a key 28 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:13,660 From when I was crashing there last year, and I wanted 29 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:16,160 To shower and anoint my body with essential oils 30 00:01:16,170 --> 00:01:17,670 Before I saw rosa. Duh. 31 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:19,470 - Well, she's gonna be so psyched that you're back. 32 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:21,200 - Where have you been all this time? 33 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,700 Figgis has been locked up for a month. 34 00:01:22,710 --> 00:01:24,710 - I was in prison in uzbekistan. 35 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,440 It's actually not as bad as it sounds. 36 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:29,540 - I deserve this! 37 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:31,360 - Why were you in jail? 38 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,180 - Ah, I got shot down smuggling ammo to a rebel group, 39 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,750 Flying an old soviet prop plane. 40 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:35,920 They tortured us. 41 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,490 Made me eat my co-pilot's tongue. 42 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:39,350 Oof, now I've got a taste for it. 43 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,490 - The important thing is you're safe and sound 44 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:42,490 And back in brooklyn. 45 00:01:42,490 --> 00:01:43,530 - Thank you, captain. 46 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:48,500 Ooh, you smell good! Wowza. 47 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,500 - And end of hug. - Okay. 48 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,700 - I'll see about getting you reinstated 49 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,370 To the nypd immediately. 50 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:54,770 - I think this deserves another hug. 51 00:01:54,770 --> 00:01:56,440 - Me too. - Nope. 52 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,210 One was sufficient. - Cool. 53 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,470 - Pimento, you son of a bitch! 54 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:00,780 - You're the son of a bitch! 55 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:02,240 - Oh, we'll see who's a son of a bitch. 56 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:04,450 - Oh, yes, we will. 57 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:05,480 Aww. 58 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,750 It's so sweet. 59 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:10,420 And violent. 60 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:12,390 - Yeah, this is awkward. 61 00:02:12,390 --> 00:02:14,460 I'm sure they'll stop soon. 62 00:02:14,460 --> 00:02:16,790 - And it's escalating. Let's go. 63 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:18,530 - I left my phone in the briefing room. 64 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:20,460 It's been 20 minutes. You think they're still... 65 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:21,700 - They're not doing anything. 66 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:23,360 Kissing just turned into talk. 67 00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:24,970 It's like, why even work here? 68 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:27,270 - Listen up! We have an announcement to make. 69 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,470 - When I was in that uzbek prison, 70 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:29,970 Choking on my own blood 71 00:02:29,970 --> 00:02:31,810 Because my face was being beaten in, 72 00:02:31,810 --> 00:02:34,240 I realized, life is funny! 73 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,410 - That's what you realized? 74 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:36,440 - Mm-hmm. - And it's short. 75 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:37,550 We're picking up where we left off 76 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:39,050 When adrian went into hiding. 77 00:02:39,050 --> 00:02:40,550 We're getting married tomorrow. 78 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:42,420 - Tomorrow. That's real quick. 79 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:43,520 - Thank you, sarge. 80 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,350 And we want it to be beautiful, 81 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,560 And lush, and romantic, 82 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,360 Just like a nancy meyers movie. 83 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,460 - She's our favorite director. - Aw. 84 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:51,690 I love "you've got mail." 85 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,700 - That's nora ephron, you idiot. - I know. 86 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,460 - Wait, hold up. 87 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:57,430 Planning a wedding like that in 14 hours would be 88 00:02:57,430 --> 00:03:00,440 The greatest organizational challenge in history. 89 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,500 How are you gonna do it? 90 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,270 - I was kinda hoping you would. 91 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,470 - I thought I was supposed to get you guys 92 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:06,310 The wedding present! 93 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:07,580 Of course I will! - That's my girl. 94 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:08,710 - all right. 95 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,280 Listen up, people. 96 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,710 The next 14 hours are gonna be hell, 97 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,550 But in the end you will have the satisfaction 98 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:15,450 Of knowing that you've finally done something worthwhile 99 00:03:15,450 --> 00:03:16,720 With your lives. - I kinda think 100 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,020 The police work we do... - eh-eh-eh! 101 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:21,320 I don't have time to stroke your damn ego, sergeant. 102 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,520 Let's make a wedding! 103 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:25,830 - Hey, jake. 104 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,360 I need a wedding favor. 105 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,910 - Of course. Anything. 106 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,470 Except killing someone, or maiming someone, 107 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:32,270 Or breaking the law in any way, or nudity. 108 00:03:32,270 --> 00:03:33,740 Also I don't like waking up super early in the morning... 109 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,290 You know what, why don't you just tell me what you want? 110 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:36,840 - Cool, I need to go to neustadter, new york. 111 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,270 I gotta pick up a pair of ruby earrings I pawned 112 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,380 Before I went into hiding. 113 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:41,740 - Neustadter's like six hours away. 114 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,580 I'm not so sure we can get there and back in time. 115 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:45,510 - Jake, there's no wedding without the earrings. 116 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,380 My grandmother wore them on her wedding day, 117 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:48,750 And said they blessed her union. 118 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,720 Do you want this union to be blessed, jake? 119 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,290 Or do you want this union to be friggin' unblessed? 120 00:03:53,290 --> 00:03:55,360 - Blessed, totally blessed. I'll do it, it's fine. 121 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,790 But I should warn you, my car is a piece of junk 122 00:03:56,790 --> 00:03:58,490 And it's always breaking down. - Ah, come on! 123 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,730 The universe isn't gonna let anything bad happen 124 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:03,770 To two best friends... Unless we're in a fiery crash, 125 00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:06,330 And our bodies are burned beyond recognition. 126 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,400 Ooh, gina's got jelly beans! 127 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:10,070 - Pimento, no. 128 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:11,570 Bad. - Sorry, gina. 129 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:13,780 - That was amazing. 130 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:15,510 He actually listens to you. 131 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:16,880 Hey, you should come with us on this trip. 132 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,080 You know, in case he starts acting... 133 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,750 - Bat crap loony tunes. - Yes. 134 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,420 You can use your powers to keep him in check. 135 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:22,750 - Yeah, people fear me. - Mm. 136 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:24,850 - The only reason I'm not your boss right now 137 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:26,550 Is 'cause I'd hate to do that to holt. 138 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,560 He needs this. - And also you're not a cop. 139 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,890 - Well, you're not the basis of a character on "empire," 140 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:33,460 Jake, but I don't throw that in your face every damn day. 141 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:34,900 - So you will come with us? - Yeah, I'll be there. 142 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,430 - You da man! - Bye, girl! 143 00:04:36,430 --> 00:04:38,330 - See ya in the car, girl. 144 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:40,440 - Okay. First, the good news. 145 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,540 I've generated a detailed timeline broken down 146 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:44,910 Into 30-second increments to keep us on track. 147 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,810 The bad news: We're already 16.5 increments 148 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:49,510 Behind schedule. - Oh, man. 149 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:50,850 Terry feels overwhelmed. 150 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:52,650 - Good! Use it! 151 00:04:52,650 --> 00:04:54,450 Neil armstrong was overwhelmed when he walked on the moon, 152 00:04:54,450 --> 00:04:55,520 But you know what he did? 153 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:56,780 He walked on the moon! 154 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:58,420 Charles, you're in charge of food. 155 00:04:58,420 --> 00:04:59,790 - I've been planning a nuptial menu 156 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:01,560 Since the day I met genevieve. 157 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,830 Warning, it will be delicious and highly erotic. 158 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:07,760 - Your menu is not gonna involve animal genitalia, is it? 159 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:11,470 - No, I was gonna make... Not that. 160 00:05:11,470 --> 00:05:12,830 - Terry, you're on hair and makeup. 161 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:13,840 I've seen your little girls' pigtails, 162 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,440 So I know you can do it. 163 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,540 - They actually prefer my hair work to their mommy's. 164 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:21,440 I love their little heads. 165 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,380 Terry, what's going on, man? 166 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:25,380 - It's just a matter of time before I'm doing their hair 167 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:26,480 At their weddings. 168 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,550 It goes so fast. They're still babies! 169 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:29,920 - Pull it together, jeffords! 170 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,750 Scully and hitchcock, you're in charge of seating. 171 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,520 - Smart move, amy. I've been called 172 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,390 The leonardo da vinci of sitting on my ass. 173 00:05:35,390 --> 00:05:36,660 - Great. 174 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:37,930 And, captain, you can help me decorate. 175 00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:39,790 - I'm at your disposal, just tell me what to do. 176 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,530 I'm here to implement your vision. 177 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:43,500 - Well, we just wanna keep it classy. 178 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:44,800 - Got it. Balloon arch. 179 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,530 - What? - Say no more, it's done. 180 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:48,870 I'm off to the nearest balloon store. 181 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,540 - Okay, rosa. 182 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,540 You go to the office, have a couple bellinis, 183 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:54,480 And just relax. - What's a bellini? 184 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,810 - Peach juice and champagne. 185 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:57,480 - Peach juice and champagne? What am I, six? 186 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,510 - come on, just try it. 187 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,950 It's what nancy meyers would drink. 188 00:06:00,950 --> 00:06:03,620 - Fine. For nancy. 189 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:05,790 - So, big day. How you feeling, buddy? 190 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:07,590 - Good, giddy. 191 00:06:07,590 --> 00:06:08,990 I've never felt giddy before. 192 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:10,630 Didn't realize how close it was to hungry. 193 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:12,260 - You know, it's possible you're just hungry. 194 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:13,890 When's the last time you ate? - Uh, three days ago? 195 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,630 - Ah. - You excited for being married? 196 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:17,570 - Yeah! I love rosa. 197 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:19,970 I can't wait to just jam my tongue in her earholes, 198 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:21,540 And eat the hair off her head. 199 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:23,440 Hoo! I'm giddy. - Aw, that's cute. 200 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,440 - All right, we're looking for 381 smith street. 201 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:26,990 It should be up here. 202 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:28,540 Hopefully they still have your earrings. 203 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:30,550 - You sure we're looking for 381? 204 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:34,050 'cause 381's looking a little crispy. 205 00:06:34,050 --> 00:06:35,920 - Oh, no. It burned down. 206 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,720 How did this happen? 207 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,520 - Uh, it's okay. Everything's gonna be fine. 208 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,520 We'll think of something, all right? 209 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,560 - Nope! 210 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,030 This is a sign from the universe. 211 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:45,930 I can't marry rosa. 212 00:06:45,930 --> 00:06:48,030 Guys, the wedding's off. 213 00:06:53,870 --> 00:06:55,700 That's it! We're not getting married. 214 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:57,310 This is a disaster. - Come on. 215 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:58,910 I mean, they're just earrings, right? 216 00:06:58,910 --> 00:07:00,510 We can get another pair, or we could make some new ones. 217 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:01,780 All we need is, like, a blacksmith. 218 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,810 Or a smelter... a smelt man. That can't be right. 219 00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:05,250 The point is you can still married. 220 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,680 - No, jake. You don't understand. 221 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,650 The universe is sending me a sign. 222 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:10,550 And when the universe talks, I listen! 223 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:12,720 - Well, I personally don't even really believe in signs, so... 224 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,720 - What? Then you deserve to die. 225 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,140 - Ah... - The sign was real. 226 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:17,560 If I ignore it and marry rosa anyway, 227 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,890 I'm basically asking the universe to stomp on my balls. 228 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,260 - Okay, good point. 229 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:22,700 Hey, gina, I could use your help here. 230 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:24,200 You wanna maybe weigh in on this one? 231 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,730 - Yeah, sure. 232 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:27,270 You're right. The marriage is cursed. 233 00:07:27,270 --> 00:07:28,600 - What? No! You weighed in wrong. 234 00:07:28,610 --> 00:07:30,640 - I'm sorry, jake, it's an omen. 235 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,670 And I'm not taking your side against the universe's. 236 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,680 It's hundred of years old. - What if there was something 237 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,140 In the universe that could prove to you that you 238 00:07:36,150 --> 00:07:37,610 Should still get married? What would that be? 239 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:39,450 - Finding his grandma's earrings. 240 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:41,280 Or we could cut rosa's ears off, and then it's like 241 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,720 The earrings don't even make sense. 242 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,620 - Thank you! Someone's trying to help. 243 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:45,750 - Okay, so the earrings. 244 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:46,750 Maybe somebody bought them 245 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,750 Before the place burned down, right? 246 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,820 We could track 'em down. 247 00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:51,590 And lookee here. 248 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:53,760 I just got the owner's name. That's good, right? 249 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,760 - Okay, maybe there is a little bit of hope. 250 00:07:55,770 --> 00:07:57,600 You're damn right there is. 251 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,130 Suck it, universe! 252 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:00,670 - Are you crazy? - Why would you even say that? 253 00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:02,670 - Come on, man! 254 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:03,910 - How are the chairs coming, guys? 255 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:04,910 - Shh. We're working! 256 00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:06,640 - This one's good. - Okay. 257 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,310 So we'll go with that one? - No, I said it was good. 258 00:08:08,310 --> 00:08:10,030 I didn't say it was right. 259 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,750 - Wow, you're taking this really seriously. 260 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,610 - Amy, will you taste this batter? 261 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,550 - Mm-hmm. 262 00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:17,620 Hmm... I think it's a little off. 263 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:18,920 - You know what's off? Your mouth! 264 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,660 Why jake lets your stupid tongue anywhere near him, 265 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:23,260 I'll never know. 266 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:25,330 Nope, I forgot the sugar. That's on me. 267 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:29,730 - Whoa, you really made the balloon arch. 268 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:32,630 - Made? No. I birthed her. 269 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,800 There's no form more graceful than the arch, 270 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,610 No object more whimsical than the balloon. 271 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:40,610 - Yes, you and I think that, but... 272 00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:42,710 What will rosa think? 273 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,350 - Good point. 274 00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:46,910 Rosa would want a much, much bigger balloon arch. 275 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:48,620 Back to the balloon store. 276 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:50,750 - Uh, amy? We've got a problem. 277 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,620 - What? - Rosa's drunk. 278 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,590 - Rosa? No. How? 279 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:56,640 - Bellinis rule! 280 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,690 Nancy meyers, you've done it again, you saucy bitch. 281 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:01,330 - For the last time, I don't have your earrings. 282 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:02,730 They didn't survive the fire. 283 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:04,800 - Aw, no, this is really bad. 284 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,270 - Well, not necessarily. I mean, maybe the universe 285 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:08,840 Allowed something else to survive, you know? 286 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,840 Like a rabbit's foot. - I don't think you understand 287 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,840 How pawn shops work. - I don't think you understand 288 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:13,870 How they work. Yours burned down! 289 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,380 I'm so sorry you lost everything. 290 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,850 I'm just really worked up. No, please don't! 291 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,850 Okay, so... 292 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:22,620 I know that seemed like a little bit of a dead end. 293 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,320 She's got the earrings. 294 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,720 - She does? - She stole all the merch, 295 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,720 And then burned down the store. 296 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,660 She was wearing a necklace that I also pawned there. 297 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:32,090 - Oh, snap! Signs on signs on signs! 298 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,630 - Are you sure it's the same necklace? 299 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:34,860 - Uh, yeah, jake. I once punched it 300 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,730 Through a guy's throat, so I'm pretty sure 301 00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:38,400 I remember it. - I stand corrected. 302 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,870 All right, I'm gonna call the local police 303 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,330 And get a warrant. - Oh, don't bother. 304 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:42,840 Let's just kick down the door, and take back what's mine. 305 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,740 - No! No, no, no. That's a bad idea. 306 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:46,670 - He's right. Just use the lattice. 307 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:47,910 The upstairs window's open. 308 00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:49,710 - No! - Nice! 309 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:50,950 - What are you doing? - I'm trying to make 310 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:52,180 This wedding happen. What are you doing? 311 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,410 - Trying to keep us out of prison. 312 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,950 You know what, forget it. I'll just deal with him myself... 313 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,420 Nope, he's already on the roof. 314 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:58,690 - Aha! Yeah, dog! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 315 00:09:58,690 --> 00:10:00,790 - Rosa, what happened? - Sorry. 316 00:10:00,790 --> 00:10:02,420 I didn't know you could drunk off champers. 317 00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:04,360 I mean, it's half bubbles. - Don't worry, amy. 318 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,430 I got this. I'm a master at sobering up. 319 00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:08,100 - Are you sure? - Uh, you don't go 320 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,960 To the renaissance faire every weekend in your 20s 321 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:11,770 Without learning how to handle your mead. 322 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:12,870 - Great. Thanks, charles. 323 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:14,870 - Mm-hmm. 324 00:10:14,870 --> 00:10:17,670 - Charles, I'm getting married today. 325 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:18,870 - Yes, you are. 326 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,840 And I'm gonna make sure you are sober 327 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,740 When that happens. Now I just need cayenne pepper 328 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,880 And some horse milk. - Marriage is the best. 329 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,980 Hey, how come you and genevieve aren't married? 330 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:30,180 Huh? - Uh... 331 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:32,150 You know, it's complicated. - No, it's not. 332 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,990 It's easy. Bring her down here. 333 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:36,190 We'll all get married! - Yeah, right. 334 00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:38,890 She doesn't want that. - Whoa, that sounds... 335 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,860 no, no, no, no, no, no. 336 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:43,400 No, no, no. Uh-uh, no, no. 337 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,930 Everything's great with us. 338 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:46,470 I mean, if it was up to me, we'd get hitched, 339 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:48,370 But she had a really bad divorce, so... 340 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:50,470 - Oh, I'm sorry. Does that upset you? 341 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:52,470 - I'm good! Yeah, I'm good! 342 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,380 I'm so sad. 343 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:55,810 I love her so much. 344 00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:57,480 I wanna marry her butt so bad. 345 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,450 - To genevieve's butt! - To genevieve's butt! 346 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:03,220 - Look at all this crap. See, I told you. 347 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:06,150 They took all their merchandise, and burned their store. 348 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,490 - This is a bad idea. We should leave now. 349 00:11:08,490 --> 00:11:09,820 - What? No. All we're gonna do 350 00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:11,610 Is find the earrings, 351 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:13,390 And then light this place on fire for revenge. 352 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,230 - Check it out! Rainstick. 353 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:16,730 Keeping it. - No, you're not. 354 00:11:16,730 --> 00:11:18,430 That is a crime. - Untrue. 355 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:19,830 Once you steal something, 356 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,100 None of your stuff belongs to you. 357 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,440 - I've heard that too. - No, you haven't. 358 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,840 No one has. Put that down. 359 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,170 - Okay. 360 00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:26,910 - Gina! Be a quieter robber! 361 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:29,180 - But you told me to put it down. 362 00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:30,510 - Hi, we met earlier. 363 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:32,210 - You're breaking into my house? 364 00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:34,480 - Or are you breaking into our house? 365 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,820 - Yeah. - Dino! Robbers! Dino! 366 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:38,250 - Aha! I found the earrings! 367 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,750 - Dino! Get up here! 368 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,460 - Yeah, dino! Get in here! 369 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,990 So you can watch me light your house on fire! 370 00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:45,990 - Whoa! Okay, everybody, just keep it cool. 371 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,530 Everybody be chilly chill chill. 372 00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:50,800 - I am gonna slice your face off! 373 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,500 Not chill, dino. 374 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,200 - Let me in there, you sons of bitches! 375 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:58,420 - Wait, wait! 376 00:11:58,420 --> 00:11:59,970 The trellis won't hold all three of us at the same time. 377 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,880 - Smart. 378 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,080 - Whoo! - Ooh! 379 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,280 That was awesome! I love being a police officer! 380 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,450 - That was the opposite of being a police officer. 381 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:11,890 We just robbed somebody. - Who robbed us! 382 00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:13,890 The universe is back on track, baby! 383 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:15,220 We got grandma's earrings back! 384 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,190 - And the rainstick! 385 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:19,160 - Which you will be returning. - Uh, sure I will. 386 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,730 - How are we doing on traffic? 387 00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:22,300 - Green all the way. - All right, looks like 388 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,530 We're actually gonna make it in time for this wedding. 389 00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:26,020 Thank you, universe. 390 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:27,500 Thank you for blessing this marriage. 391 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,170 Okay, I know what you're thinking, 392 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:34,040 But this is not a sign. 393 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,910 I just have to pump the gas twice, and turn it back on. 394 00:12:35,910 --> 00:12:37,510 This happens all the time. 395 00:12:37,510 --> 00:12:44,850 Oh, boy. 396 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,170 - This is the worst day of my life. 397 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:47,490 The universe doesn't want me to marry rosa. 398 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,010 - Look, it's gonna be fine. 399 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,520 We'll get the car fixed and make it back in time. 400 00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:52,460 Gina, when's the tow truck getting here? 401 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,400 - No idea, I'm talking to my spiritual advisor. 402 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,330 He says we have an engine problem. 403 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:58,330 - Yeah, I know, that's why I said call a tow truck! 404 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,430 - So you meant my spiritual advisor is right? 405 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,870 - Guys! This is my fault. I should've just given up 406 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,570 When fate burned down the pawn shop, okay? 407 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:06,940 Stupid adrian. Stupid adrian! 408 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:09,340 Idiot! Read the signs! - Enough! 409 00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:11,410 I'm so sick of this garbage, all right? 410 00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,180 The two of you need to stop 411 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:14,950 Looking for signs everywhere... Oh, my god, a sign. 412 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:17,450 - Whoo! He can fly! Prop planes! 413 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:18,490 You can fly, you can fly! 414 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:20,450 - I'm a vessel for the universe. 415 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:23,490 - Wow. The chairs look amazing. 416 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:25,590 I can't believe you two aren't my biggest problem today. 417 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,490 - We're not? Who is? 418 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,400 - My arch. Isn't she beautiful? 419 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:34,500 - I got eye-rolled to, not about! 420 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,500 - While pimento stares at rosa, 421 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:40,010 We'll all be staring at... Her. 422 00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:42,480 - Yes, we will. - She's truly breathtaking. 423 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,950 There's a double meaning to that. 424 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,410 The breath that it takes to inflate all those balloons. 425 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:50,920 Of course I used the hand pump, but the bon mot still works. 426 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,450 Oh, no! What's happening? 427 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,910 Someone tell me what's happening. 428 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:55,360 - I got some more bad news. - Oh. 429 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,420 - Oh, wow. That thing's huge. 430 00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:59,430 Didn't rosa want things to be classy? 431 00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:01,660 I mean, she's getting married, not finishing a marathon. 432 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,400 - So says the hair guy. 433 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,470 Stay in your lane, bucko. Right, santiago? 434 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,500 - The arch sucks! I'm sorry. 435 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,540 I didn't want to say anything because you're my boss 436 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:12,510 And you were so excited, but the truth is every time 437 00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:15,440 I look at it I wanna die and take you with me. 438 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,340 - Well, I wish you'd said something 439 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:18,680 Before I spent all day making it. 440 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,380 Of course, you didn't want to... 441 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:24,420 "burst my bubble." pun intended. 442 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:27,990 And then... You did. 443 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:36,000 - Forget the arch! Charles didn't sober up rosa. 444 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,530 She got him drunk! - Oh, no. 445 00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:39,270 How drunk is he? 446 00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:41,000 - Remember the night they cancelled "bunheads"? 447 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,400 - We're ruined. - It's fine. 448 00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:45,440 I'll handle it. You got your hands full. 449 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,670 - yeah. 450 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,640 - This is just 18 shots of espresso. 451 00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:53,380 It got me through the first three months of having twins, 452 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:54,650 But I imagine it'll sober you up too. 453 00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:57,450 - Aww, he's taking care of you. 454 00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:58,450 Such a good father. 455 00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:00,450 - Ugh, I miss my father. 456 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,460 I used to be daddy's little girl, but we never talk anymore. 457 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,690 - You don't? - That's what happens. 458 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:05,960 You grow up, your bond with your dad goes... 459 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,010 - No, it doesn't always happen. 460 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,060 All right, not to special daddies who put the time in. 461 00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:13,470 You know, read them stories, do their little pigtails. 462 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,400 - Really, sarge? 463 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,470 Who do you think used to do my pigtails? 464 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:20,740 - Why can't they stay babies forever? 465 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,040 - Berlini! 466 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,610 - Bellini! - Bellini! 467 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:26,050 - Okay, this is very scary, 468 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,750 But it's okay, because you're a trained pilot. 469 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:28,750 - No, I'm not. I'm self-taught. 470 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:29,980 - What? - Oh, yeah. 471 00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,550 You can learn anything online. 472 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:32,990 Ooh, you should see me do origami. 473 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,460 - Oh, do you know how to do a frog? 474 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:35,650 - Oh, no! 475 00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:36,830 - Can you do a swan? - No. 476 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,020 - Can you do a crane? - What's a crane? 477 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:40,090 - Okay, he does not know how to fly a plane. 478 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:44,400 - All right, food is ready, decorations are set, 479 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,000 Guests should start arriving any moment, 480 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,570 And the chairs are still perfection. 481 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:51,740 - She said they're perfection. I'm so proud of you, buddy. 482 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,770 - It was you. You made this happen. 483 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:56,410 - All right! Let's show rosa what we got. 484 00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,410 Wait. Where is rosa? 485 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,650 - narc. 486 00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,550 - And that's why you shouldn't drink. 487 00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,450 - Being drunk sounds terrible. 488 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,760 - Hello, amy, I didn't see you there. 489 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,210 How did the wedding go? - Terry! 490 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,660 What the hell, man? You said you were gonna 491 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:12,530 Sober them up. - It was her fault. 492 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:15,100 My girls are never gonna grow up and lose their virginity. 493 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,800 - I lost my v-card to the woman 494 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,230 That refilled nana's oxygen tanks. 495 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,600 Her hands were so strong from turning the nozzles. 496 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,470 This is a room of nightmares. 497 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:25,670 - You're the nightmare. 498 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:28,540 You made me kill my balloon baby. 499 00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:30,610 Look at me. 500 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,680 So drunk, I'm alliterating like a beatnik. 501 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:36,720 - Okay, everybody outside now! 502 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,690 Just know that you brought this on yourselves. 503 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:40,720 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 504 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,560 Can't we just go to sleep for a winker? 505 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,090 - We're way past winkers. 506 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:47,590 Scully, hitchcock, bring the frost. 507 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,100 No! 508 00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:56,840 - Nice job, you two. 509 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,570 - We are nailing it today! 510 00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:00,140 - Hey! We're back. 511 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,710 Pimento's got the earrings, guests are arriving... 512 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,840 What the hell are you doing? - Sobering these clowns up. 513 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,680 All right, everyone go get dressed. 514 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,400 You would not believe 515 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,120 The day I've had. - You and me both, sister. 516 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,850 Rosa got drunk, and then every time 517 00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:13,720 I sent someone in to help her, she got them drunk too! 518 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,490 It's like she was trying to tank this thing. 519 00:17:15,490 --> 00:17:17,260 - Yeah, well, pimento called off the wedding three times 520 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:19,540 Because of the universe. If I didn't know them 521 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,830 Any better, I'd think they don't even wanna get married. 522 00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:23,530 They don't wanna get married! 523 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:29,870 But is it even our place to say something? 524 00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:31,710 No, right? - Right? 525 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,540 It's their decision, even if it's a bad one. 526 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,340 They could always get divorced. 527 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,140 - People love getting divorced! My parents got divorced, 528 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:39,410 And all it did was scar our family for years and years. 529 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,380 - We have to say something. - Yeah. 530 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,880 - I suppose I can see how a balloon arch 531 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:46,490 Might've been a little too much. - Oh, yeah, for sure. 532 00:17:46,490 --> 00:17:47,750 - No, you're supposed to say, 533 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,560 "this wedding looks like garbage." 534 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,160 - This wedding looks like garbage. 535 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,400 - No, no. As long as the bride's happy. 536 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,270 - Hey there, everyone. Great wedding so far, right? 537 00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:00,530 Uh, next up, we're gonna take a quick break, 538 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:03,500 Which happens at every wedding, but in the meantime, 539 00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:04,910 How about a little entertainment? 540 00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:06,570 Boyle? You got your devil sticks? 541 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:08,740 - Always. 542 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,180 - Hey, adrian. - Yeah. 543 00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:11,480 - We gotta talk. - Really? Right now? 544 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,480 I'm working on my vows. Hey! 545 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,380 What rhymes with juicy heinie? 546 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,130 - Nothing. Nothing rhymes with that. 547 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,890 I would cut that line. - But that's all I have. 548 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,160 - Forget it. The thing I wanna say is, 549 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,160 Maybe the universe wasn't telling you stuff today. 550 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,360 Maybe you were telling yourself something. 551 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,430 - Telling myself what? - Yeah, tell himself what? 552 00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,460 - What are you doing here? - I'm a part of this journey. 553 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:31,930 Don't you dare try to cut me out. 554 00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:34,300 - Wow, you look beautiful. 555 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,270 - Thanks, amy. 556 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:38,210 I'm super nervous. 557 00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:40,370 Kinda wish I was still drunk. - Yeah. 558 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,210 About that... I think we should talk. 559 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:45,480 - Why? Are you packing a bellini? 560 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,310 - Look, I spent the whole day denying the fact 561 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,580 That there were signs, but I was wrong. 562 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,450 They were actually there. - So far, duh. 563 00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:53,320 - The fact that you kept cancelling your own wedding... 564 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,190 That was the real sign. - Whoa! 565 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,320 You took the situation, and you flippity-flopped it. 566 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,430 - I don't think it was an accident that you got drunk, 567 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,500 Or that you got everyone else drunk. 568 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,430 - What? You think I'm trying to sabotage my own wedding? 569 00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:06,300 - I don't know. Were you? 570 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,300 - Maybe I was. 571 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,300 I don't know, something just doesn't feel right. 572 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,640 Oh, man, I gotta talk to adrian. 573 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,540 - I was my own sign the whole time? 574 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:16,240 Wow, that's a real m. Night shyamalan twist the... 575 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,510 Oh! "signs"! 576 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,310 - Wait, do you think he's behind all of this? 577 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,380 - I do not. 578 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,250 - I should go talk to rosa. 579 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,390 Thanks, jake. 580 00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,390 - Jake, you done good, kid. 581 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:30,520 Glad I took you along for the ride. 582 00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:32,530 - Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup! 583 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,990 - All right, give it up for charles. 584 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,530 - Yeah! 585 00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:37,400 - No, give it up for the devil sticks. 586 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,300 They're the real heroes here. - No, they are not. 587 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,530 No one thinks that. All right, I'm not sure 588 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,540 How much time we have, but anybody know a joke? 589 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:44,400 - Oh, I do! 590 00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:45,940 Two jews walk into a... - no! Sit down! 591 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,240 No, definitely not. Oh! 592 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,580 - All right, we have an announcement to make. 593 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,450 - We're not getting married. Aww! 594 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:56,650 - You can shove those "awws" up your butts. 595 00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:58,290 - Yeah, or I'll come out there, 596 00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,450 And I'll do it for ya! 597 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,940 - What an interesting event. 598 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,420 - I just feel like we were rushing things. 599 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,020 We love each other, 600 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,960 But we haven't even really spent that much time together. 601 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,430 We've never even been on a real date, 602 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:09,400 So we're gonna start there. 603 00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:13,030 - Shut up! 604 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,500 Thank you for the presents. We're keeping them. 605 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,270 - All of them. - Yeah, if you got a problem 606 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:17,940 With it, come talk to us in the parking lot. 607 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:20,040 - Also, in just 14 hours amy put together 608 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,440 The most amazing non-wedding wedding in history. 609 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,980 - Better than "sleepless in seattle." 610 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,950 - Nope. That is also nora ephron. 611 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,610 Kill yourself. - Don't take it personally. 612 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,450 - Anyway, we can't let all this go to waste. 613 00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:31,320 Everybody, clear these chairs out of here, and let's get 614 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,450 This party started. - No, not the chairs! 615 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,590 - Don't touch the chairs, you monsters! 616 00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:40,990 - Yeah? - Oh, I just wanted to thank you 617 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,330 For all your help yesterday. - I didn't do much. 618 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,530 It was nothing. 619 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:46,530 Good day. - What's going on? 620 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:49,640 - I'm just very busy. Get back to work. 621 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,610 - Wait. What do you have in there? 622 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,540 - A balloon arch. 623 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:57,480 - Oh, my god, captain. 624 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,480 She is magnificent. 625 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,550 - Vindication! 626 00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:04,620 - Not a doctor. Shh.