1 00:00:01,221 --> 00:00:02,764 Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today 2 00:00:02,848 --> 00:00:04,975 to answer an age-old question. 3 00:00:05,058 --> 00:00:06,852 Right, what's Amy's deal? She single? 4 00:00:06,935 --> 00:00:08,687 No, we're dating. Come on. 5 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:09,688 The question is: 6 00:00:09,771 --> 00:00:10,689 Who here does the best impression 7 00:00:10,772 --> 00:00:12,232 of Captain Raymond Holt? 8 00:00:12,315 --> 00:00:13,608 You'll be judged on voice, 9 00:00:13,692 --> 00:00:15,694 body language, and overall lack of flair. 10 00:00:15,777 --> 00:00:17,696 Everyone will perform the same scenario: 11 00:00:17,779 --> 00:00:19,156 Captain Holt eating a marshmallow 12 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:20,741 for the very first time. 13 00:00:20,824 --> 00:00:22,701 Let the Holt-off begin! 14 00:00:22,784 --> 00:00:26,705 What is this glutinous monstrosity before me? 15 00:00:26,788 --> 00:00:28,498 The sugar in this is quite sweet. 16 00:00:28,582 --> 00:00:32,502 Ooh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm! 17 00:00:32,586 --> 00:00:33,503 That's your Holt impression? 18 00:00:33,587 --> 00:00:34,629 I can hear him doing that. 19 00:00:34,713 --> 00:00:37,007 Looks like a sticky pillow. 20 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:39,342 I don't care for it. Classical music. 21 00:00:40,802 --> 00:00:42,053 What's going on here? What are you doing? 22 00:00:42,137 --> 00:00:44,723 Captain, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows. 23 00:00:44,806 --> 00:00:45,724 Care for one? 24 00:00:45,807 --> 00:00:47,768 Marshed-mallow. 25 00:00:49,686 --> 00:00:53,732 Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm! 26 00:00:53,815 --> 00:00:54,733 I knew it! 27 00:01:15,170 --> 00:01:16,671 That concludes our briefing. 28 00:01:16,755 --> 00:01:18,173 And now, on a personal note, 29 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:19,758 I have some thoughts about Beyoncé's "Lemonade" 30 00:01:19,841 --> 00:01:21,718 - I'd like to share. - Oh, my God, sir, 31 00:01:21,802 --> 00:01:23,053 as much as I want to hear those thoughts, 32 00:01:23,136 --> 00:01:25,764 and it is so, so much, I think we should 33 00:01:25,847 --> 00:01:27,140 probably let Amy speak. 34 00:01:28,475 --> 00:01:31,186 Oh, Santiago, the floor is yours. 35 00:01:31,269 --> 00:01:33,355 Thank you. Okay, here's everyone's 36 00:01:33,438 --> 00:01:35,899 itineraries for Thanksgiving at my place. 37 00:01:35,982 --> 00:01:37,692 I know a lot of your families are out of town, 38 00:01:37,776 --> 00:01:39,778 and you just want to relax, but I think we'll all enjoy 39 00:01:39,861 --> 00:01:41,780 ourselves more if we rigidly stick to the schedule. 40 00:01:41,863 --> 00:01:44,825 Whoa, did you assign us individual bathroom break times? 41 00:01:44,908 --> 00:01:45,826 Keep asking questions about it, Sarge, 42 00:01:45,909 --> 00:01:47,494 and your slot is after Scully's. 43 00:01:47,577 --> 00:01:48,787 All right, Santiago, damn. 44 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:49,788 It's your toilet. 45 00:01:49,871 --> 00:01:51,373 Sorry, it's just that 46 00:01:51,456 --> 00:01:54,793 my dad is coming into town, and he can be a little uptight. 47 00:01:54,876 --> 00:01:56,628 Uh-oh, Santiago's calling someone uptight. 48 00:01:56,711 --> 00:01:57,796 That can't be good. 49 00:01:57,879 --> 00:01:59,047 He's not crazy. he's just the kind of guy 50 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:00,799 who arranges the money in his wallet 51 00:02:00,882 --> 00:02:01,800 according to serial number. 52 00:02:01,883 --> 00:02:03,802 Yeah. That kind of guy. 53 00:02:03,885 --> 00:02:04,886 Boyle, are you set on the turkey? 54 00:02:04,970 --> 00:02:06,805 This year's bird will be as moist as... 55 00:02:06,888 --> 00:02:08,890 - Nope. - As juicy as... 56 00:02:08,974 --> 00:02:11,017 - Nope. - As wet as you can... 57 00:02:11,101 --> 00:02:13,395 Boyle, just say it'll be good, man. 58 00:02:13,478 --> 00:02:14,980 It'll be good, man. 59 00:02:15,063 --> 00:02:17,524 Well, I gotta go start getting ready. 60 00:02:17,607 --> 00:02:18,817 Don't be late or I'll slit your throats. 61 00:02:20,318 --> 00:02:21,862 You don't have to fake laugh. We know you mean it. 62 00:02:21,945 --> 00:02:23,280 Good. 63 00:02:24,906 --> 00:02:27,993 So, meeting Amy's dad for the first time, huh? 64 00:02:28,076 --> 00:02:29,828 - You nervous? - Yeah, a little. 65 00:02:29,911 --> 00:02:32,831 - I was talking to Jake. - No, Sarge, I am not nervous. 66 00:02:32,914 --> 00:02:34,916 I'm confident that I'll make a great first impression 67 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,003 on Mr. Victor Santiago. 68 00:02:38,086 --> 00:02:39,462 Why'd you do it with a British accent? 69 00:02:39,546 --> 00:02:40,463 I felt like doing the Cuban accent 70 00:02:40,547 --> 00:02:41,631 would be a little dicey for me. 71 00:02:41,715 --> 00:02:42,841 - Very good call. - Yeah. 72 00:02:42,924 --> 00:02:43,842 My advice: don't be overconfident. 73 00:02:43,925 --> 00:02:45,260 The first time I met Kevin's parents, 74 00:02:45,343 --> 00:02:47,178 I called Brahm's "Funf Gesange" 75 00:02:47,262 --> 00:02:52,559 opus 106 when it is, obviously, opus 104. 76 00:02:52,642 --> 00:02:53,852 They haven't spoken to me since. 77 00:02:53,935 --> 00:02:54,853 Really? Just for that? 78 00:02:54,936 --> 00:02:57,230 Yes... also because they're huge homophobes 79 00:02:57,314 --> 00:02:59,983 who think that I made Kevin gay with my magic genitalia. 80 00:03:00,066 --> 00:03:01,860 That's super sad, but I do like hearing you say 81 00:03:01,943 --> 00:03:02,861 the word "genitalia." 82 00:03:02,944 --> 00:03:05,864 Well, I am ready for this. 83 00:03:05,947 --> 00:03:08,199 I pulled a full Amy and researched the crap out of him. 84 00:03:08,283 --> 00:03:09,618 Made this sweet binder. 85 00:03:09,701 --> 00:03:11,870 Just a couple of factoids about Victor: 86 00:03:11,953 --> 00:03:13,872 He's an ex-cop, 65 years old, 87 00:03:13,955 --> 00:03:17,000 married for 36 years, Cuban, his favorite food... 88 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:18,877 Flavor First beefy dog food. 89 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,253 Wait, no, sorry. 90 00:03:20,337 --> 00:03:21,880 That's his dog's favorite food. 91 00:03:21,963 --> 00:03:23,882 His favorite food is... 92 00:03:23,965 --> 00:03:25,300 corn. 93 00:03:25,383 --> 00:03:27,844 Makes more sense. Dog food's not in the name. 94 00:03:27,928 --> 00:03:30,221 I know everything about him, therefore I know exactly 95 00:03:30,305 --> 00:03:31,932 the type of person I need to be in order for him to think 96 00:03:32,015 --> 00:03:34,768 - I'm good enough for Amy. - No, Jake, you're fine. 97 00:03:34,851 --> 00:03:35,894 Just flash him your baby browns, 98 00:03:35,977 --> 00:03:37,854 he'll love it. Just be yourself. 99 00:03:37,938 --> 00:03:39,064 Be myself? Charles, I have one day 100 00:03:39,147 --> 00:03:40,899 to win over Amy's dad. How long did it take 101 00:03:40,982 --> 00:03:41,900 before you guys started liking me? 102 00:03:41,983 --> 00:03:43,318 - Couple weeks. - Six months. 103 00:03:43,401 --> 00:03:45,236 - Jury's still out. - See, Charles? 104 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,988 "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that? 105 00:03:47,072 --> 00:03:48,531 I hope you're not telling Nikolaj that crap. 106 00:03:48,615 --> 00:03:49,616 Nikolaj. 107 00:03:49,699 --> 00:03:50,617 Ugh. 108 00:03:53,328 --> 00:03:55,038 Okay, we're running out of time. 109 00:03:55,121 --> 00:03:57,916 What do you guys like better: classic bishop hat fold 110 00:03:57,999 --> 00:04:00,669 or crown fold? Now, the crown is more showy, 111 00:04:00,752 --> 00:04:02,921 but the bishop hat has a certain dignity. 112 00:04:03,004 --> 00:04:04,965 I'll kill myself if it's not the crown fold. 113 00:04:05,048 --> 00:04:07,842 Oh, okay, thanks. 114 00:04:07,926 --> 00:04:09,928 Sometimes you have to pretend to care about napkins 115 00:04:10,011 --> 00:04:12,555 to stop hearing about napkins. 116 00:04:12,639 --> 00:04:14,933 Sorry I'm late, guys. 117 00:04:15,016 --> 00:04:16,476 Had to get my ax sharpened. 118 00:04:16,559 --> 00:04:18,770 Why do you have an ax? Also, nice ax. 119 00:04:18,853 --> 00:04:19,938 Thank you. It's for the turkey, 120 00:04:20,021 --> 00:04:21,606 so I can chop its head off when it gets here. 121 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:23,942 - Chop its head off? - I ordered a live turkey. 122 00:04:24,025 --> 00:04:25,944 It's being delivered. Because you know what they say: 123 00:04:26,027 --> 00:04:28,905 The yummiest turkey is the one that just died in your hands. 124 00:04:28,989 --> 00:04:30,865 Charles, you can't kill an animal in here. 125 00:04:30,949 --> 00:04:31,992 That's horrible. It's disgusting. 126 00:04:32,075 --> 00:04:33,284 We won't let you do it, right, Amy? 127 00:04:33,368 --> 00:04:35,036 It's getting late. Don't make a mess. 128 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,122 Relax. It's not the first turkey 129 00:04:37,205 --> 00:04:38,581 I've killed in a friend's bathtub. 130 00:04:38,665 --> 00:04:40,041 It isn't? 131 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,877 And now back to the Lexington Thanksgiving Day Dog Show. 132 00:04:42,961 --> 00:04:44,879 Oh, look at her. Sloping, clean-cut, 133 00:04:44,963 --> 00:04:46,715 forequarters, cocksure gait. 134 00:04:46,798 --> 00:04:47,966 She's majestic, 135 00:04:48,049 --> 00:04:49,134 and she knows it. 136 00:04:49,217 --> 00:04:52,971 - Pimento's here. - Ah, Adrian. 137 00:04:53,054 --> 00:04:54,931 So you made it. Happy Thanksgiving. 138 00:04:55,015 --> 00:04:55,974 Is it? 139 00:04:56,057 --> 00:04:57,809 Something wrong? 140 00:04:57,892 --> 00:04:58,977 Feel no pressure to talk about it. 141 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:00,729 Brass says I can't rejoin the force. 142 00:05:00,812 --> 00:05:03,523 Some crap about you can't just disappear from your job 143 00:05:03,606 --> 00:05:05,400 for seven months, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 144 00:05:05,483 --> 00:05:06,901 Oh, well, that's unfortunate. 145 00:05:06,985 --> 00:05:08,403 I know how much being a cop meant to you. 146 00:05:08,486 --> 00:05:09,988 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 147 00:05:10,071 --> 00:05:10,989 I guess I could be a teacher. 148 00:05:11,072 --> 00:05:12,574 "Sorry, Travis, the answer's 149 00:05:12,657 --> 00:05:14,909 "obviously Istanbul. What did you say to me? 150 00:05:14,993 --> 00:05:17,996 "No, maybe you're wasting your life. 151 00:05:18,079 --> 00:05:19,914 "Sorry, Principal Ramos, I didn't see you there. 152 00:05:19,998 --> 00:05:23,001 "Wait, Travis is your son? Hah, well, I guess you're 153 00:05:23,084 --> 00:05:28,006 "just gonna have to fire me. Fired? Me? How dare you, sir. 154 00:05:28,089 --> 00:05:30,008 We will settle..." See, it just wouldn't work. 155 00:05:30,091 --> 00:05:32,010 Hmm. You know, I had a friend 156 00:05:32,093 --> 00:05:33,845 that had to retire from the force. 157 00:05:33,928 --> 00:05:35,597 He became a private investigator. 158 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,931 Ooh, PI, huh? 159 00:05:37,015 --> 00:05:38,016 - Mm. - I like that. 160 00:05:38,099 --> 00:05:40,351 "Hello, Mr. Branville, 161 00:05:40,435 --> 00:05:42,353 "I found out where your wife's been going tonight. 162 00:05:42,437 --> 00:05:44,105 "Have a seat, you're not gonna like this. 163 00:05:44,189 --> 00:05:45,815 "She's cheating on you. 164 00:05:45,899 --> 00:05:47,025 "What do you mean you knew that already? 165 00:05:47,108 --> 00:05:48,193 "You killed her? 166 00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:50,028 "And are framing me for the murder? 167 00:05:50,111 --> 00:05:52,238 "I just left my prints all over the crime scene. 168 00:05:52,322 --> 00:05:54,032 Oh, you are an evil ge..." 169 00:05:54,115 --> 00:05:56,242 This... this I could get on board for. 170 00:05:56,326 --> 00:05:57,243 - Hmm. - Only problem is, 171 00:05:57,327 --> 00:05:59,245 PI license is like, two grand. 172 00:05:59,329 --> 00:06:00,789 I could lend you the money. 173 00:06:00,872 --> 00:06:02,415 Think of it as an investment 174 00:06:02,499 --> 00:06:04,042 from someone who believes in you. 175 00:06:04,125 --> 00:06:06,044 Wow, thanks, Captain. That means every... 176 00:06:06,127 --> 00:06:09,547 Whoa, hang on, you carry a check book with you? 177 00:06:09,631 --> 00:06:11,299 'Course, you never know when you're gonna need groceries. 178 00:06:11,382 --> 00:06:13,009 So cool. 179 00:06:13,093 --> 00:06:14,052 Where are you? 180 00:06:14,135 --> 00:06:16,012 Picking up Amy's dad at the airport. 181 00:06:16,096 --> 00:06:17,972 Ooh, that's a strong move. 182 00:06:18,056 --> 00:06:19,057 Have you successfully changed everything 183 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:20,475 about yourself as planned? 184 00:06:20,558 --> 00:06:21,851 Oh, yeah, you wouldn't recognize me. 185 00:06:21,935 --> 00:06:24,062 I'm wearing a sweater, I bought new shoes, 186 00:06:24,145 --> 00:06:26,064 I put something on my face called "moisturizer." 187 00:06:26,147 --> 00:06:27,690 - It's amazing. - Did you clean your car? 188 00:06:27,774 --> 00:06:29,067 I did, but it didn't really take, 189 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:31,069 so I just rented a new one, but here's the best part: 190 00:06:31,152 --> 00:06:33,071 I printed out a sign especially for him using 191 00:06:33,154 --> 00:06:35,865 his favorite font, Garamond. 192 00:06:35,949 --> 00:06:37,117 Who has a favorite font? 193 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,661 The Santiagos do. All of them. 194 00:06:39,744 --> 00:06:41,579 Oh, here he comes. Gotta go, bye. 195 00:06:41,663 --> 00:06:43,039 Hey, Mr. Santiago. 196 00:06:43,123 --> 00:06:44,916 I am Jake Peralta, Amy's boyfriend. 197 00:06:44,999 --> 00:06:46,626 Jake, nice to finally meet you. 198 00:06:46,709 --> 00:06:48,044 - You too. - Ah, look at that. 199 00:06:48,128 --> 00:06:49,712 You're a Garamond man, huh? 200 00:06:49,796 --> 00:06:52,090 Of course, what other font would I use, Cambria? 201 00:06:53,967 --> 00:06:56,928 Amy said you were a crack up, but I had no idea. 202 00:06:57,011 --> 00:06:58,513 - Oh, it's working. - What? 203 00:06:58,596 --> 00:06:59,848 - Excuse me? - Shall we? 204 00:06:59,931 --> 00:07:01,057 - Let me get your bag. - Sure. 205 00:07:04,352 --> 00:07:06,104 The two hunks have arrived. 206 00:07:06,187 --> 00:07:08,231 Hi. 207 00:07:08,314 --> 00:07:10,024 So glad to have you here, Dad. 208 00:07:10,108 --> 00:07:11,901 Happy to be here, tiger. 209 00:07:11,985 --> 00:07:13,570 - How was your flight? - Oh, good, good, you know, 210 00:07:13,653 --> 00:07:16,114 - I did "The Times" crossword. - Oh, great puzzle to do, right? 211 00:07:16,197 --> 00:07:18,199 - Oh, my God, 17 down? - Oh, I know, 212 00:07:18,283 --> 00:07:20,869 - what about 16 across? - What about 34 across? 213 00:07:20,952 --> 00:07:22,287 Oh, what about 45 down? 214 00:07:22,370 --> 00:07:23,788 What about 20 across? 215 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:26,875 - I also did it. - Yeah. 216 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:29,460 So Jake and I had a great conversation on the way here. 217 00:07:29,544 --> 00:07:31,546 You didn't tell me he was so interested in mutual funds. 218 00:07:31,629 --> 00:07:32,881 Uh... 219 00:07:32,964 --> 00:07:34,966 Yeah, ugh, Amy is so bored of hearing me 220 00:07:35,049 --> 00:07:38,386 talk about allocation, asset mix, attribution analysis. 221 00:07:38,469 --> 00:07:40,180 These are just terms I throw around all the time. 222 00:07:40,263 --> 00:07:41,514 In alphabetical order. 223 00:07:41,598 --> 00:07:42,932 Well, that's just how my brain works. 224 00:07:43,016 --> 00:07:44,434 I mean, how would you list financial terms, 225 00:07:44,517 --> 00:07:46,269 in random order? What are you, crazy? 226 00:07:46,352 --> 00:07:48,104 He's got a point. I like this guy. 227 00:07:48,188 --> 00:07:49,439 Yeah. 228 00:07:49,522 --> 00:07:51,649 Oh! Captain Holt. 229 00:07:51,733 --> 00:07:52,775 This is my dad. 230 00:07:52,859 --> 00:07:53,943 Captain, heard a lot about you. 231 00:07:54,027 --> 00:07:55,987 And I you. Do you mind passing me those crab puffs? 232 00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,530 Oh, certainly. There you go. 233 00:07:57,614 --> 00:07:58,531 Thank you. 234 00:07:58,615 --> 00:07:59,908 Yeah. 235 00:08:01,659 --> 00:08:04,162 That was everything. 236 00:08:04,245 --> 00:08:05,538 Yeah, pretty big night: 237 00:08:05,622 --> 00:08:07,749 the three most important men in your life under one roof. 238 00:08:07,832 --> 00:08:09,083 Well, Will Shorts isn't here. 239 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:11,002 Oh. Burn on Holt... probably. 240 00:08:11,085 --> 00:08:12,337 That's the one you were talking about. 241 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:14,923 The Cairn Terrier is intelligent and inquisitive 242 00:08:15,006 --> 00:08:16,007 with a bold personality. 243 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:17,967 "A bold personality." 244 00:08:18,051 --> 00:08:19,219 We know what that's code for: 245 00:08:19,302 --> 00:08:20,553 she's a bitch. 246 00:08:20,637 --> 00:08:23,264 Pimento is back. How's the dog show going? 247 00:08:23,348 --> 00:08:24,849 Well, it's not without its drama. 248 00:08:24,933 --> 00:08:26,559 Whoever groomed the Irish Setter might want to think about 249 00:08:26,643 --> 00:08:27,894 blowing his brains out. 250 00:08:27,977 --> 00:08:29,979 Yeah, yeah, yeah, how's that Wire Fox Terrier? 251 00:08:30,063 --> 00:08:31,648 - Still in the lead? - In the lead? 252 00:08:31,731 --> 00:08:34,192 - I doubt she even wins her group. - What? 253 00:08:34,275 --> 00:08:37,820 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't say that! 254 00:08:37,904 --> 00:08:39,948 What? She's not gonna win? 255 00:08:40,031 --> 00:08:43,618 Ooh, I bet the check you gave me on the Wire Fox Terrier to win. 256 00:08:43,701 --> 00:08:44,994 Why would you do that? 257 00:08:45,078 --> 00:08:47,205 That money was to help you get a PI license. 258 00:08:47,288 --> 00:08:48,915 Yeah, but I wanted to pay you back fast. 259 00:08:48,998 --> 00:08:50,833 You made it sound like the terrier was a sure thing. 260 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:52,210 You said she was majestic. 261 00:08:52,293 --> 00:08:53,419 They're all majestic. 262 00:08:53,503 --> 00:08:55,672 This is a nationally-televised dog show. 263 00:08:55,755 --> 00:08:56,965 This is the big time. 264 00:08:57,048 --> 00:08:58,424 Listen, mister, I didn't give you that money 265 00:08:58,508 --> 00:09:00,176 so you could throw it away. I want it back. 266 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:01,594 We're gonna pay your bookie a visit. 267 00:09:01,678 --> 00:09:02,971 - What? - And so help me God, 268 00:09:03,054 --> 00:09:05,223 you better hope I don't miss the "in memoriam." 269 00:09:05,306 --> 00:09:06,849 If it's dead dogs you wanna see, 270 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:09,227 I know where to get my hands on dozens of them. 271 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:11,062 All right, choo-choo! 272 00:09:11,145 --> 00:09:13,231 Here comes the veggie train, leaving the station. 273 00:09:13,314 --> 00:09:14,983 Next stop, a healthy body. 274 00:09:15,066 --> 00:09:17,318 Terry has kids. Just carrots for me. 275 00:09:17,402 --> 00:09:18,945 I don't eat celery, hate the stuff. 276 00:09:19,028 --> 00:09:20,071 Oh, that's funny. Me too. 277 00:09:20,154 --> 00:09:21,406 Really? Get out of town. 278 00:09:21,489 --> 00:09:22,740 Even though everybody says... 279 00:09:22,824 --> 00:09:24,409 They're basically the same thing. 280 00:09:25,868 --> 00:09:27,787 I'm gonna go get a refill. Do you want something? 281 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:29,330 Oh, uh, you know, if they have it, 282 00:09:29,414 --> 00:09:31,207 maybe, like, a dry Riesling? 283 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,001 - Excellent choice. - Thank you. 284 00:09:34,043 --> 00:09:35,253 They definitely have it. I brought it. 285 00:09:35,336 --> 00:09:38,256 Wow, you are really pulling this off. 286 00:09:38,339 --> 00:09:40,925 I know, all this research is actually gonna work. 287 00:09:41,009 --> 00:09:42,260 Should I prepare for things all the time? 288 00:09:42,343 --> 00:09:43,428 - Yeah. - Nah, that's crazy. 289 00:09:43,511 --> 00:09:45,263 Look, I can't believe you memorized 290 00:09:45,346 --> 00:09:46,472 that whole, huge binder. 291 00:09:46,556 --> 00:09:47,849 Oh, I didn't. I brought it with me 292 00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:49,434 and hid it out on the stoop. 293 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:51,269 So do you have a favorite watchmaker? 294 00:09:51,352 --> 00:09:54,647 I do, but I actually have to run to the bathroom real quick. 295 00:09:56,983 --> 00:09:57,900 Watches... 296 00:09:57,984 --> 00:09:58,901 Gotcha. 297 00:09:58,985 --> 00:10:00,320 I guess if I had to pick one watch, 298 00:10:00,403 --> 00:10:01,779 it would be NOMOS Glashutte. 299 00:10:01,863 --> 00:10:03,781 It's a German company based in Saxony. 300 00:10:03,865 --> 00:10:05,283 Speaking of which, I think I just dropped 301 00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:06,826 a bit of a Glashutte in the bano. 302 00:10:06,909 --> 00:10:08,286 Steer clear. 303 00:10:08,369 --> 00:10:09,704 The only downside is, I've told him I have to pee 304 00:10:09,787 --> 00:10:11,289 so much he thinks I have a UTI. 305 00:10:11,372 --> 00:10:13,249 I wonder if he's ever had a UTI. 306 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,417 You know what, I'm gonna sneak outside 307 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,045 and get the 411 on the UTI. BRB. 308 00:10:17,128 --> 00:10:18,755 He loves abbreviations. 309 00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:24,302 Hey, Jake. You looking for this? 310 00:10:24,385 --> 00:10:27,096 What? Oh, no. 311 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:29,265 Boyle, your turkey's here. 312 00:10:29,349 --> 00:10:31,601 All right, let's do this. 313 00:10:31,684 --> 00:10:33,311 Pretty cool, huh? 314 00:10:33,394 --> 00:10:34,937 I feel like Dexter. I think. 315 00:10:35,021 --> 00:10:36,522 I never actually saw the show. 316 00:10:36,606 --> 00:10:37,899 Billboard gave me nightmares. 317 00:10:37,982 --> 00:10:40,068 Charles, are you crazy? 318 00:10:40,151 --> 00:10:42,945 No, I don't want to watch a living animal die 319 00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:44,322 and then consume its flesh. 320 00:10:44,405 --> 00:10:45,740 How is this different than eating a turkey 321 00:10:45,823 --> 00:10:46,866 that's been killed in a factory? 322 00:10:46,949 --> 00:10:48,201 Because I don't have to see that. 323 00:10:48,284 --> 00:10:50,036 It's called living in denial, you moron. 324 00:10:50,119 --> 00:10:53,373 Gina, I know it seems cruel, but it's a swift death. 325 00:10:53,456 --> 00:10:55,166 One painless chop removes the head. 326 00:10:55,249 --> 00:10:56,334 I mean, that doesn't sound so bad. 327 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:58,336 And then its decapitated corpse only flops around 328 00:10:58,419 --> 00:11:00,088 for, like, half an hour. 329 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,422 You know what? You won't be able to 330 00:11:01,506 --> 00:11:03,841 go through with this if I give this little guy a name. 331 00:11:03,925 --> 00:11:05,843 He's now Nikolaj. 332 00:11:05,927 --> 00:11:07,470 That's my son's name. 333 00:11:07,553 --> 00:11:10,306 Go ahead, cut Nikolaj's throat. 334 00:11:10,390 --> 00:11:12,183 Sorry, Gina, but we need a turkey, 335 00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:13,684 and you're the only one complaining. 336 00:11:13,768 --> 00:11:16,187 I don't like it either. It's not a fair fight. 337 00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:17,814 Give the bird a gun, then see what happens. 338 00:11:17,897 --> 00:11:19,273 Sarge, this must bother you too. 339 00:11:19,357 --> 00:11:21,901 Yeah, but eating a big drumstick on Thanksgiving 340 00:11:21,984 --> 00:11:22,944 makes Terry feel like a king. 341 00:11:23,027 --> 00:11:24,654 Sorry, but it's five against two. 342 00:11:24,737 --> 00:11:27,115 Wait, you assume Hitchcock and I want to eat that turkey? 343 00:11:27,198 --> 00:11:28,658 - Yeah...? - Thank you. 344 00:11:28,741 --> 00:11:30,576 Charles, do what you need to do. 345 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:31,702 Copy that. 346 00:11:31,786 --> 00:11:33,871 Uh-uh, no, hold up. 347 00:11:33,955 --> 00:11:35,706 - Rosa, get the bird. - On it. 348 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:39,377 I'll stand here and sacrifice my life to Charles's bloodlust. 349 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:40,962 I'm not gonna kill you, Gina. 350 00:11:41,045 --> 00:11:43,756 Huh, then you already lost. 351 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:44,799 No, where are you going? 352 00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:46,717 Hey, you can run, but you can't hide. 353 00:11:46,801 --> 00:11:49,387 The apartment will run red with the blood of Nikolaj. 354 00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:50,430 Please stop calling him that. 355 00:11:53,474 --> 00:11:55,017 So, uh, what are you doing out here? 356 00:11:55,101 --> 00:11:57,728 Sneaking a cigarette. I just can't quit. 357 00:11:57,812 --> 00:11:59,981 But you knew that, didn't you? Page 136. 358 00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:02,358 What is that strange book you're holding? 359 00:12:02,442 --> 00:12:03,526 I've never seen it before. 360 00:12:03,609 --> 00:12:06,571 "Jake Peralta's Guide to Tricking Amy's Dad." 361 00:12:06,654 --> 00:12:07,780 What? Who put that there? 362 00:12:07,864 --> 00:12:09,323 Why did I use a title page? 363 00:12:09,407 --> 00:12:11,826 Relax, Jake, it's okay. Actually, I'm quite impressed. 364 00:12:11,909 --> 00:12:13,161 - You are? - Yeah, you did a ton 365 00:12:13,244 --> 00:12:14,829 of research here. You made a binder. 366 00:12:14,912 --> 00:12:16,038 This is real Santiago stuff. 367 00:12:16,122 --> 00:12:18,833 Yeah, I-I guess it is. I even used tabs. 368 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:19,834 - The good ones. - Yes. 369 00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:21,252 There are good and bad types of tabs. 370 00:12:21,335 --> 00:12:22,545 - That's something we all know. - I can't believe 371 00:12:22,628 --> 00:12:24,797 you did all this. You've got my family tree, 372 00:12:24,881 --> 00:12:27,508 all of my case files, lot of photos. 373 00:12:27,592 --> 00:12:28,718 Yes, and might I add, 374 00:12:28,801 --> 00:12:30,970 your ponytail in the 90s puts Amy's to shame. 375 00:12:31,053 --> 00:12:32,221 They used to call me "The Lion." 376 00:12:32,305 --> 00:12:33,514 Wow, cool nickname. 377 00:12:33,598 --> 00:12:35,433 They call me "The Barracuda." 378 00:12:35,516 --> 00:12:37,268 Well, I call me that. I'm hoping it catches on. 379 00:12:37,351 --> 00:12:38,436 I was wondering what you thought about 380 00:12:38,519 --> 00:12:40,646 one of my cases... 381 00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:42,273 First Essex Bank Heist. 382 00:12:42,356 --> 00:12:43,649 Yes, I read that one. 383 00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:45,526 They got robbed the day before their grand opening. 384 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:47,445 I never solved that one. 385 00:12:47,528 --> 00:12:49,280 That bothered me for 20 years. 386 00:12:49,363 --> 00:12:51,199 But I see that you wrote a note here that says, 387 00:12:51,282 --> 00:12:53,451 "Contractor did it, so obvious." 388 00:12:53,534 --> 00:12:54,702 Oh, what? 389 00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:56,454 Well, you know us millennials, 390 00:12:56,537 --> 00:12:57,830 we're always exaggerating. 391 00:12:57,914 --> 00:12:59,123 But what I think happened there is, 392 00:12:59,207 --> 00:13:00,666 is that I was reading that file, and I noticed 393 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,877 that the contractor, Russo, was the, um... 394 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,087 - Obvious? - Obvious suspect, but only 395 00:13:05,171 --> 00:13:06,464 in the sense that he was the only one who could've 396 00:13:06,547 --> 00:13:07,798 possibly done it 'cause he had the blueprint. 397 00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:10,384 I talked to Russo. He had an alibi. 398 00:13:10,468 --> 00:13:11,886 Of course, of course. 399 00:13:11,969 --> 00:13:14,263 But, you know, the name of the company was "Russo and Sons," 400 00:13:14,347 --> 00:13:18,476 so... I figure probably, maybe, definitely the sons did it. 401 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:20,603 Maybe. Probably. For sure. 402 00:13:20,686 --> 00:13:22,897 Sons? Oh, my God, the sons. 403 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,273 I think you might be on to something. 404 00:13:24,357 --> 00:13:25,274 - Really? - I don't know 405 00:13:25,358 --> 00:13:26,567 how I missed that. 406 00:13:26,651 --> 00:13:27,902 I bet they still live here in New York. 407 00:13:27,985 --> 00:13:29,445 We should go talk to them right now. 408 00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:31,489 I mean, if that would be okay. 409 00:13:31,572 --> 00:13:32,490 "Okay," are you kidding me? 410 00:13:32,573 --> 00:13:34,033 I would love to work a case with you. 411 00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:35,243 That's amazing. 412 00:13:35,326 --> 00:13:37,703 Looks like The Lion is gonna roar again. 413 00:13:37,787 --> 00:13:40,039 And the Barracuda is gonna... 414 00:13:40,122 --> 00:13:41,666 What? 415 00:13:43,584 --> 00:13:44,794 Anyway, you get it, let's go. 416 00:13:46,963 --> 00:13:48,506 Your bookie lives in a college dorm? 417 00:13:48,589 --> 00:13:49,715 He's a freshman. They don't let them 418 00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:52,552 live off-campus first year. Doi. 419 00:13:52,635 --> 00:13:55,513 Hey, Adrian, come on in. Happy Thanksgiving, man. 420 00:13:55,596 --> 00:13:56,639 Can it, Alan. 421 00:13:56,722 --> 00:13:58,641 Listen, I need the money back, 422 00:13:58,724 --> 00:13:59,642 and I need it back now. 423 00:13:59,725 --> 00:14:00,977 Aw, geez, I'm sorry. 424 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,728 I can't do that. I placed the bet online. 425 00:14:02,812 --> 00:14:03,938 It's not like I can cancel it. 426 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:05,523 You just placed the bet online? 427 00:14:05,606 --> 00:14:06,857 Yeah. He could've done it himself. 428 00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:08,317 It's really easy. 429 00:14:08,401 --> 00:14:09,944 I kept telling him there's no need for bookies anymore. 430 00:14:10,027 --> 00:14:11,904 No, no, no, I don't mess with computers, okay? 431 00:14:11,988 --> 00:14:14,699 Ever since I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, I was like, 432 00:14:14,782 --> 00:14:16,742 no thank you. I'm done with this. 433 00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:18,369 Okay, look, the money's already in the Caribbean. 434 00:14:18,452 --> 00:14:19,370 There's nothing I can do. 435 00:14:19,453 --> 00:14:20,746 Looks like we're going 436 00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,331 to the Caribbean. 437 00:14:25,876 --> 00:14:27,545 You do know we're not going to the Caribbean, right? 438 00:14:27,628 --> 00:14:30,298 I didn't know that. That is a bummer. 439 00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:31,882 Come on, guys. 440 00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:33,676 It's getting late. Open the door. 441 00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:35,678 Not until you promise to let this little turkey 442 00:14:35,761 --> 00:14:37,680 live out the rest of his life with Rosa. 443 00:14:37,763 --> 00:14:39,265 What? Why can't it live with you? 444 00:14:39,348 --> 00:14:40,558 I'm an ideas man. 445 00:14:40,641 --> 00:14:42,560 All right, that's it. You've left me no choice. 446 00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:46,647 There we go. 447 00:14:46,731 --> 00:14:48,190 Thanks. 448 00:14:48,274 --> 00:14:49,525 Now give us the bird. 449 00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:51,360 Gladly. Whoop, whoop... 450 00:14:51,444 --> 00:14:52,570 Not that bird. 451 00:14:52,653 --> 00:14:53,696 Don't take another step. 452 00:14:53,779 --> 00:14:55,239 This ends now. 453 00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:56,657 I am so sorry, girl. 454 00:14:56,741 --> 00:14:58,576 Great party, but uh-uh. 455 00:14:58,659 --> 00:14:59,744 All right, here it is. 456 00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:01,787 Be free, noble bird. 457 00:15:01,871 --> 00:15:04,832 Be free, fly away. Fly to freedom. 458 00:15:04,915 --> 00:15:06,584 Gina, turkeys can't fly. 459 00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:08,711 Why is he looking at me like that? 460 00:15:10,546 --> 00:15:11,589 Nobody make any sudden moves. 461 00:15:11,672 --> 00:15:13,591 Yeah, and those talons are super sharp, huh? 462 00:15:13,674 --> 00:15:15,593 That thing's a freaking dinosaur. 463 00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:26,103 So, where were you the day the bank was robbed? 464 00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:28,064 I don't understand, Dad. What's going on? 465 00:15:28,147 --> 00:15:30,608 - Well, honey, this man... - The Barracuda. 466 00:15:30,691 --> 00:15:32,652 Wants to talk to me about something that happened 467 00:15:32,735 --> 00:15:35,446 20 years ago, and as I said to that man... 468 00:15:35,529 --> 00:15:36,781 The Lion. 469 00:15:36,864 --> 00:15:39,200 20 years ago, I was in Pittsburgh 470 00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:40,701 at a softball tournament. 471 00:15:40,785 --> 00:15:41,786 Oh, Pittsburgh, interesting. 472 00:15:41,869 --> 00:15:42,787 Home of the Bengals. 473 00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:43,871 Home of the Steelers. 474 00:15:43,954 --> 00:15:45,623 No, this is the home of the stealers. 475 00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:46,624 I set you up perfectly for that. 476 00:15:46,707 --> 00:15:48,668 While you were busy establishing an alibi, 477 00:15:48,751 --> 00:15:50,836 your sons were back in Brooklyn robbing the bank. 478 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,630 But we were at the softball tournament too. 479 00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:54,632 Oh, convenient you say that now when you have no proof. 480 00:15:54,715 --> 00:15:56,175 Didn't you guys bring back a trophy? 481 00:15:56,258 --> 00:15:57,635 A trophy's not really proof. 482 00:15:57,718 --> 00:15:59,804 We also have a framed photograph of the team, 483 00:15:59,887 --> 00:16:02,765 a videotape of the whole event, 39 eye-witnesses, 484 00:16:02,848 --> 00:16:04,642 a newspaper article about it, 485 00:16:04,725 --> 00:16:06,560 and security footage from the gas stations 486 00:16:06,644 --> 00:16:08,521 we stopped at on the way to and from Pittsburgh. 487 00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:10,564 Okay, I gotta say, it seems a little weird 488 00:16:10,648 --> 00:16:12,024 you're so prepared for these questions. 489 00:16:12,108 --> 00:16:13,442 No, it's not. 490 00:16:13,526 --> 00:16:15,361 My brother and I had to gather all that information 491 00:16:15,444 --> 00:16:16,862 20 years ago when we got accused of 492 00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:18,656 the exact same stuff by him. 493 00:16:18,739 --> 00:16:20,199 Say what now? 494 00:16:20,282 --> 00:16:22,660 Captain, you seem upset. 495 00:16:22,743 --> 00:16:23,828 Are you mad at me about something? 496 00:16:23,911 --> 00:16:25,788 Yes, obviously. I gave you $2,000, 497 00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:27,248 and you threw it away. 498 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:29,667 Ugh, I knew that was it. Stupid, Adrian, stupid! 499 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:32,712 - And it's not just the money. - I know... you believed in me. 500 00:16:32,795 --> 00:16:35,673 And I took that belief, and I just dumped all over it. 501 00:16:35,756 --> 00:16:37,675 Wait, Adrian, an SMS text alert. 502 00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:40,678 Just pulled my pants down and squatted all... 503 00:16:40,761 --> 00:16:41,679 Adrian, be quiet. 504 00:16:41,762 --> 00:16:42,805 The beagle's been eliminated. 505 00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:44,765 Our dog is in the top three! 506 00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:50,813 Put the dog show on, at once. 507 00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:52,773 The game's on. 508 00:16:52,857 --> 00:16:54,608 Put on the dog show, Hank! 509 00:16:54,692 --> 00:16:56,694 It's in overtime. 510 00:17:00,823 --> 00:17:02,450 - So what was that? - You set me up? 511 00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:03,701 You already knew they had an alibi. 512 00:17:03,784 --> 00:17:04,702 Of course I did. I guess 513 00:17:04,785 --> 00:17:06,036 I guess you must have missed that fact 514 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,163 when you were putting together 515 00:17:07,246 --> 00:17:08,706 your sloppy, lazy, garbage binder. 516 00:17:08,789 --> 00:17:10,332 What? I thought you loved my binder. 517 00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:11,709 You said I used all the good tabs. 518 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,711 Those tabs weren't even cascading. 519 00:17:13,794 --> 00:17:15,880 Okay. Oh, I see. 520 00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:17,715 I think I know what's happening here. 521 00:17:17,798 --> 00:17:20,259 You're upset because Amy and I have seen each other's butts. 522 00:17:20,342 --> 00:17:21,802 - What? - Oh, God, it wasn't that. 523 00:17:21,886 --> 00:17:23,637 Please forget I said anything about your daughter's butt. 524 00:17:23,721 --> 00:17:24,722 You know why I don't like you, Jake? 525 00:17:24,805 --> 00:17:26,098 'Cause of my binder, apparently. 526 00:17:26,182 --> 00:17:27,725 No. 527 00:17:27,808 --> 00:17:29,518 Because of my binder. 528 00:17:29,602 --> 00:17:31,729 What, you think I wouldn't do my own research, 529 00:17:31,812 --> 00:17:32,938 find out everything I could 530 00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:34,774 about whoever my daughter is dating? 531 00:17:34,857 --> 00:17:37,151 Okay, fine, but it's not like you found anything bad about me. 532 00:17:37,234 --> 00:17:39,361 I mean, look at this credit score: 100. 533 00:17:39,445 --> 00:17:41,071 - Out of 850. - Oh, no, really? 534 00:17:41,155 --> 00:17:43,908 This binder tells the story of a sloppy, disorganized, 535 00:17:43,991 --> 00:17:45,618 irresponsible individual 536 00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:48,496 who's not allowed within 500 feet of Taylor Swift. 537 00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:49,747 That was a misunderstanding. 538 00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:51,665 You're not good enough for my Amy. 539 00:17:51,749 --> 00:17:53,751 I don't want my only daughter dating a screw-up. 540 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:54,960 Oh, yeah? Well, I don't want 541 00:17:55,044 --> 00:17:56,629 my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad. 542 00:17:56,712 --> 00:17:57,755 Burn on you. 543 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,759 It's Amy. 544 00:18:01,842 --> 00:18:02,968 Can I answer it? Am I good enough 545 00:18:03,052 --> 00:18:04,470 to have a conversation with her? 546 00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:05,763 Honestly, no. 547 00:18:05,846 --> 00:18:07,765 Well, I don't care. I'm doing it anyway. 548 00:18:07,848 --> 00:18:09,767 Hello, lover. How's that butt? 549 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,519 What? Are you with my dad? 550 00:18:11,602 --> 00:18:13,354 I sure am, and you're on speaker phone. 551 00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:17,608 So feel free to tell me all about your sexuality 552 00:18:17,691 --> 00:18:21,403 and the intercourse we might have together, getting it in. 553 00:18:21,487 --> 00:18:23,155 I was just calling to tell you there's a turkey 554 00:18:23,239 --> 00:18:24,782 loose in the apartment, but somehow that's not 555 00:18:24,865 --> 00:18:26,450 the weirdest part of this phone call. 556 00:18:28,035 --> 00:18:29,203 What's going on? 557 00:18:29,286 --> 00:18:30,788 Oh, nothing. Just had a real eye-opening 558 00:18:30,871 --> 00:18:32,289 conversation with your dad. 559 00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:33,791 I wanted his approval, but he says 560 00:18:33,874 --> 00:18:34,792 I'll never be good enough for you. 561 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,126 - What the hell? - I know, right? 562 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:38,796 - Tell him he's wrong. - No, I'm upset with you. 563 00:18:38,879 --> 00:18:40,297 That's right, go get 'em, tiger. 564 00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:43,717 I'm also upset with you. What is this, 1950? 565 00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:45,803 I can't date someone unless I have my father's approval? 566 00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:48,556 - Oh, obviously you can... - You guys act like this is 567 00:18:48,639 --> 00:18:51,016 your decision to make, like, the woman doesn't even exist 568 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,810 in this equation. Well, this woman... 569 00:18:52,893 --> 00:18:54,812 - Wait, Amy, shut up. - Excuse me? 570 00:18:54,895 --> 00:18:56,814 I mean, I'm so sorry, you were making a totally 571 00:18:56,897 --> 00:18:58,649 valid point about gender equality, but I just thought 572 00:18:58,732 --> 00:19:00,234 of something really important so I'm gonna hang up on you, okay? 573 00:19:00,317 --> 00:19:01,819 Love you, bye. 574 00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:03,821 It wasn't Russo or his sons. 575 00:19:03,904 --> 00:19:05,823 It was the daughter! 576 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,660 All right, someone's gotta go out there 577 00:19:09,743 --> 00:19:11,245 and kill that feathery bastard. 578 00:19:11,328 --> 00:19:13,831 Rosa, you're always looking for an excuse to behead something. 579 00:19:13,914 --> 00:19:14,874 Don't look at me. 580 00:19:14,957 --> 00:19:16,584 Terry wastes all that time building muscles, 581 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,586 - make him do it. - Oh, come on, you all know 582 00:19:18,669 --> 00:19:21,130 these are just for show. Gina's the one who set him free. 583 00:19:21,213 --> 00:19:23,173 How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences 584 00:19:23,257 --> 00:19:25,259 - for my actions? - Enough. 585 00:19:25,342 --> 00:19:27,761 I started this. 586 00:19:27,845 --> 00:19:29,763 I'm gonna end it. 587 00:19:37,938 --> 00:19:38,856 It's turkey time. 588 00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:45,613 This is it, the final lap. 589 00:19:45,696 --> 00:19:47,823 Bichon Frise dismissed. 590 00:19:47,907 --> 00:19:49,909 We're the top two, just us and that stupid 591 00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:51,076 freaking schnauzer. 592 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,704 Come on, Wire Fox Terrier. Come on, baby. 593 00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:56,081 Shh, shh, shh, shh. The judge has made his decision. 594 00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:57,374 Shut up! 595 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,126 Hold my hand, Captain. Hold my hand. 596 00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:02,880 And Best in Show goes to the Wire Fox Terrier. 597 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,886 - I'm gonna live forever! - Whoo! 598 00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:15,059 Charles? It's been quiet for a while. 599 00:20:15,142 --> 00:20:17,811 Everything okay? 600 00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:19,897 I was gonna chop the heck out of this bastard, 601 00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:22,274 but then he looked me in the eye, 602 00:20:22,358 --> 00:20:25,736 and I realized that nature is beautiful. 603 00:20:25,819 --> 00:20:27,446 He scratched you up real bad, didn't he? 604 00:20:27,529 --> 00:20:28,906 Yep, he got me good. 605 00:20:30,449 --> 00:20:31,784 It's okay. Once I started 606 00:20:31,867 --> 00:20:34,203 giving him gouda, he showed me mercy. 607 00:20:34,286 --> 00:20:35,913 So we're not eating the turkey then? 608 00:20:35,996 --> 00:20:36,830 Obviously not. 609 00:20:36,914 --> 00:20:38,874 Hello, everyone. 610 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:41,752 Guess who just solved a 20-year-old unsolvable case? 611 00:20:41,835 --> 00:20:43,128 Wait, what? 612 00:20:43,212 --> 00:20:44,922 You guys figured out who pulled the First Essex Bank job? 613 00:20:45,005 --> 00:20:46,840 Yep. We realized 614 00:20:46,924 --> 00:20:48,884 we never checked the daughter's alibi. 615 00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:51,804 She wasn't at the softball trip, she had access to the plans, 616 00:20:51,887 --> 00:20:53,764 and then she just confessed. 617 00:20:53,847 --> 00:20:55,683 That's right. We arrested a woman today 618 00:20:55,766 --> 00:20:57,267 because we are feminists. 619 00:20:57,351 --> 00:20:59,520 So, does this mean you like each other now? 620 00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:00,521 - Yep. - Jury's still out. 621 00:21:00,604 --> 00:21:02,231 - Uh-oh. - Doesn't matter. 622 00:21:02,314 --> 00:21:03,774 It only matters what Amy thinks, 623 00:21:03,857 --> 00:21:05,734 and apparently she loves you. 624 00:21:05,818 --> 00:21:06,986 I do. 625 00:21:08,237 --> 00:21:09,905 That's the first time we've ever kissed. 626 00:21:09,989 --> 00:21:11,156 - Yeah! 627 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,950 - The Wire Fox boys are back! - Whoo! 628 00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:13,993 Yeah! 629 00:21:16,578 --> 00:21:17,955 I just won 70 grand, 630 00:21:18,038 --> 00:21:19,707 So, Rosa, pack your bags, 631 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:20,833 we're going to Tampa. 632 00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:21,750 Tight. Can't wait. 633 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:23,711 Guys, I'm out of gouda. 634 00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:28,841 - Not a doctor. - Shh.