1 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:02,930 - I can't believe they're waxing the floors 2 00:00:03,210 --> 00:00:04,410 And we're all stuck in here. 3 00:00:04,410 --> 00:00:05,980 I've never seen them do this before. 4 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:07,210 - They do it once a month. 5 00:00:07,210 --> 00:00:08,580 We've just never been on the night shift. 6 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:11,320 - I know. It's like we're being punished. 7 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,290 - We are, for going to Florida. 8 00:00:13,290 --> 00:00:16,690 - Oh. I don't listen to so much stuff you all say. 9 00:00:16,690 --> 00:00:19,290 - Well, frankly, I pity the lot of you. 10 00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:21,290 You look out there and see a problem. 11 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,660 I look out there and see an opportunity. 12 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,460 I'm gonna slide on that slippery floor 13 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:28,400 All the way from Holt's office to the elevator. 14 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,700 - You're going to do the FBP? 15 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,440 - That's right, Rosa. 16 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,170 I'm doing the full bullpen! 17 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,950 Here we go. 18 00:01:07,540 --> 00:01:09,240 - No! 19 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:12,310 - Oh, no! I can't stop! 20 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:22,520 - The full bullpen! 21 00:01:42,780 --> 00:01:44,510 - Those chuckleheads from the nine-five 22 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:46,410 Are getting all cocky just 'cause they're on TV. 23 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,580 Uh, we've all been on the local news, fellas. 24 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:51,080 - Okay. Which case of yours was on the news? 25 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,550 - Well, it wasn't exactly a case. 26 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:54,790 Ska defines who I am as a person, 27 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:57,160 And I will never turn my back on ska. 28 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,160 Hup! 29 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:01,260 Looking back, I have no regrets. 30 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:02,330 - You should. - Yup. 31 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,530 - So why are the nine-five on the news? 32 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:05,000 - They're investigating death threats 33 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,460 Against some author named do Parlov, 34 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:08,330 As if anyone knows who the hell that is. 35 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:12,070 - Dc Parlov? Did you say do Parlov? 36 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:13,810 - What is happening? - Dc Parlov 37 00:02:13,810 --> 00:02:17,110 Is the most influential author of our time. 38 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:19,040 "the skyfire cycle!" 39 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:22,450 12 books chronicling the war between sky and sand, 40 00:02:22,450 --> 00:02:24,480 Clouds and rocks, the Sepsidians and... 41 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,720 - Oh, so it's like a "game of thrones" type thing? 42 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,290 - No, "game of thrones" is a "skyfire" type thing! 43 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:30,560 Get your head out of your ass! 44 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,460 - Yeah, come on, Boyle. - I'm so sorry, guys. 45 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:33,830 - When I was a little kid, 46 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:36,160 I spent hours reading those books. 47 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,200 - Whoa. 48 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,260 Little terry did not see that coming. 49 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:41,170 - I was overweight and lonely, 50 00:02:41,170 --> 00:02:42,630 And I wrote do Parlov for advice, 51 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,740 And he sent me this! 52 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:45,740 - I hope it's not a severed head. 53 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,110 - "the skyfire cycle: Sand into glass: 54 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:53,710 The reckoning of Ka'lar." 55 00:02:53,710 --> 00:02:55,450 Man, that is a long book. 56 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:56,820 Is the rest of it just more of the title? 57 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:59,420 - It's the book that started it all. 58 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:01,690 And listen to the inscription he wrote. 59 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:04,160 "terry, you do have friends. 60 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,420 - Oh, boy. 61 00:03:05,430 --> 00:03:08,190 - "you have me. Never forget that in this life, 62 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:12,300 We write our own stories. Parlov." 63 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,500 And that's what happened. 64 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,170 Little terry wrote his own story. 65 00:03:16,170 --> 00:03:18,740 - Yeah, little terry got buff-a! 66 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,840 - Little terry got emotionally healthy. 67 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,270 - Yeah, and ja-a-acked. 68 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,710 - You know what? 69 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:26,180 He did get jacked. 70 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:28,180 Way to go, little terry. 71 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:29,710 Big pecs coming through! 72 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,150 Ah. 73 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:32,850 There we go. 74 00:03:32,850 --> 00:03:35,850 I'm going to get us that case. Terry's gonna meet his hero. 75 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:38,720 - Oh, no, never meet your heroes. 76 00:03:38,730 --> 00:03:41,360 Marie Callender was a real bitch. 77 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,600 - Oh, check it out. Our squad has doubled 78 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,470 The number of arrests on the night shift. 79 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:49,570 - Yeah, no one cares, okay? 80 00:03:49,570 --> 00:03:51,840 I need to talk top you about this Boyle family vacation 81 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,510 That my mom's forcing me to go on. 82 00:03:53,510 --> 00:03:55,540 Why is it in butt thumb, Iowa? 83 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,910 - No, it's pronounced "beaut-hume," 84 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:58,710 And Iowa is the ancestral homeland 85 00:03:58,710 --> 00:04:01,180 Of the Boyle clan. I am so excited 86 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:02,750 For you to get to know all of the cousins. 87 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,250 Watch out for Sherman. 88 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:05,450 He's left a trail of broken hearts 89 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:06,850 Longer than his ponytail. 90 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,450 - Boyle, can we please just go to a resort 91 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:09,850 Where I don't have to see your family? 92 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:11,260 There's a great one in Aruba. 93 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:13,320 - Aruba? 94 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:14,730 Boyles don't do beaches. 95 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:16,860 We're not swimmers. We're burrowers. 96 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,630 - Yes, I know, you're all earthworms, 97 00:04:18,630 --> 00:04:22,470 But, Charles, even nature's most disgusting creatures 98 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:25,500 Deserve pleasure. Come to Aruba. 99 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:28,170 - Sorry, the cousins voted and it was unanimous. 100 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:31,210 We're going to Iowa. We've already rented the tent. 101 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:33,310 - "tent" singular? 102 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:34,850 Charles, "tent" singular? 103 00:04:36,220 --> 00:04:37,520 - Diaz, Santiago, 104 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,520 Settle a little tiff that Kevin and I are having. 105 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,720 - Let's be honest, Raymond, it's not a tiff, it's a row. 106 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,200 - And now it's a scene. 107 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:44,690 - It's okay, sir, we don't want to get involved 108 00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:45,860 In your personal life. 109 00:04:45,860 --> 00:04:47,560 - It's not personal. It's a math problem. 110 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:48,790 - Oh, mama. - Pass. 111 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,400 - Raymond and I had dinner together last night 112 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,260 For the first time in two weeks, thanks to the night shift. 113 00:04:52,270 --> 00:04:54,300 - And Kevin thought it would be fun to spoil our date 114 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:57,870 With an inane math problem, to which his answer is wrong. 115 00:04:57,870 --> 00:05:00,240 - Enough foreplay, let's get to the numbers. 116 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,610 - It's the "Monty hall problem." imagine you're on a game show. 117 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:05,280 There are three doors, behind one of which is a car. 118 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,610 - You're telling it wrong. 119 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,250 There are three doors, behind one of which is a car. 120 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,580 You pick a door. The host, 121 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:12,220 Who knows where the car is, opens a different door, 122 00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:13,520 Showing you there's nothing behind it. 123 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,950 Now the host asks if you'd like to choose 124 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,220 The other unopened door. Should you do it? 125 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,290 - No. - Yes. 126 00:05:18,290 --> 00:05:19,420 It's simple math. 127 00:05:19,430 --> 00:05:20,930 - It doesn't make any sense to switch. 128 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:23,260 The prize is behind one of two doors. 129 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:24,800 It's a 50/50 chance either way. 130 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,860 - It's 2/3 if you switch, 1/3 if you don't. 131 00:05:26,870 --> 00:05:28,730 The probability locks in when you make the choice. 132 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:29,930 We've been over this eight times. 133 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:31,340 - Seven times. 134 00:05:31,340 --> 00:05:33,470 Now you can't even do simple addition. 135 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:35,410 - Kevin is right. - Hmm. 136 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:36,410 - You're fired. 137 00:05:36,410 --> 00:05:38,310 - What? - Ah! 138 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:40,810 - Hey, sarge, great news. 139 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:43,950 The guys at the nine-five gave us the do Parlov case. 140 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:45,620 No big deal, you don't have to thank me. 141 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,020 - Give it back. - You're welcome. 142 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:49,020 Wait, what? - This is a bad idea, Jake. 143 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:50,460 I don't want to meet him. 144 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:53,390 - Oh, I see. You're nervous to meet your hero. 145 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:55,730 Look, I get it. One time I saw Patrick Ewing 146 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,660 At a deli, and I was so scared I almost left, 147 00:05:57,660 --> 00:06:00,000 But I stayed. I worked up my courage, 148 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,900 I walked over to him and I introduced myself, 149 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:03,840 And you know what he said to me? 150 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:04,870 - "hey." 151 00:06:06,370 --> 00:06:08,740 - That's it? - It's Patrick Ewing, he's busy! 152 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:11,480 Give him the benefit of the doubt, sarge. 153 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,040 Come on, you're braver than this. 154 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:15,880 Just tell him how meaningful the note he wrote you was. 155 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,580 People love knowing that they changed someone's life. 156 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:18,750 I mean, why do you think I'm doing this for you? 157 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:19,880 This isn't about me. 158 00:06:19,890 --> 00:06:20,990 - No. 159 00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:22,420 That was 30 years ago. 160 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:24,060 He won't remember, and I'll feel silly. 161 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:25,920 - Well, we're about to find out. 162 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:27,460 Parlov just walked in. 163 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:28,910 - Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, oh, god! 164 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,360 - All right, just breathe. 165 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,300 Stop fanning your armpits like that. 166 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,580 Oh, good lord! Keep fanning them! 167 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,040 Keep fanning them! - Oh. 168 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,370 - Mr. Parlov. Welcome to the nine-nine. 169 00:06:39,370 --> 00:06:40,870 - Well, thank you very much. I'm a little curious 170 00:06:40,870 --> 00:06:42,440 About why my case got reassigned. 171 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,640 Is there some problem? 172 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,380 - Quite the opposite. The top brass just wanted 173 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:46,910 New york's best detective on it. 174 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:50,720 Allow me to introduce mister sergeant terry Jeffords. 175 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:55,050 Sarge? 176 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:56,390 - hi. 177 00:06:56,390 --> 00:06:58,060 - Uh-oh. Terry, you want to come out here 178 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:59,790 And help me take Mr. Parlov's statement? 179 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:04,800 He usually stands much taller than that. 180 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,560 Anyway, tell us about these death threats 181 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,430 You've been getting. Any idea who might be sending them? 182 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,900 - Well, I'm pretty sure that it had to be a fan. 183 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:11,600 I've had a little bit of a backlash 184 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,500 From some of my younger male readers 185 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:14,740 Ever since I revealed the fact 186 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:17,510 That Qwandor the dragon is actually a female. 187 00:07:17,510 --> 00:07:19,080 - I would think teen boys would love a lady dragon, 188 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,050 Did you give her big, scaly boobs, or... 189 00:07:21,050 --> 00:07:22,380 I don't know, you're the writer. 190 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:23,850 - Qwandor is not a sexual being. 191 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:27,050 - For she is the ender of bloodlines. 192 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:30,520 All mortals tremble before her wrath. 193 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,120 - "skyfire" fan? - Oh, I'm more than a fan. 194 00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:35,460 Whoever wrote this has got nothing on me. 195 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:37,400 - Uh, he's not a killer. 196 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,660 Tell him about the inscription. 197 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:41,100 - You probably don't remember, but 30 years ago, 198 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:43,900 I wrote you a letter telling you how lonely and sad I was, 199 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,670 And you sent me a book with the inscription, 200 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:49,140 "we all write our own stories," and it changed my life. 201 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:51,110 - I do remember you. - You do? 202 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:54,650 - I do indeed, and I'm delighted you made something of yourself. 203 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:57,120 As the cloud rock says... 204 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,720 "you found yourself in your struggle." 205 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:00,790 - Wow. 206 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:02,790 "the truth is what you came for, 207 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:05,960 And you found it within your strife." 208 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,690 - Well, that was cool. 209 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:10,090 "be brave for Tolgan." - there's more. 210 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:15,400 "Tolgan the last, Tolgan the first, Tolgan." 211 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,000 - "Tolgan." 212 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,040 Is it over? 213 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,870 - Yes. This is the best day of my life. 214 00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:21,870 - You have three kids, terry. 215 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:22,940 - I said what I said! 216 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:23,980 - All right. 217 00:08:25,950 --> 00:08:27,880 - Cousin Sam! - Chucky! 218 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:28,880 - Up high. 219 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:29,880 - Down low. 220 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,150 Butts! Butts! Butts! 221 00:08:31,150 --> 00:08:33,550 - Oh, man, I love this shirt. Where'd you get that? 222 00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:34,590 - Oh. Mervyn's. 223 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:36,520 - Oh. 224 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,520 - Gina, get your rear over here. 225 00:08:38,530 --> 00:08:39,920 Sam, you've gotta meet Gina. 226 00:08:39,930 --> 00:08:41,960 - Oh, already did. She took me out for dinner. 227 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,060 - Yeah, I just wanted to get to know Sam better, 228 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:46,130 And talk about the upcoming vacation. 229 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:47,570 I got him his favorite... 230 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,930 Egg salad on white, bowl of cottage cheese... 231 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:52,040 Hard boiled egg on the side. 232 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,070 - Oh, no. 233 00:08:53,070 --> 00:08:54,610 - Oh, yes. 234 00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:58,080 Turns out Sam here also thinks we should go to Aruba. 235 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,740 - N... I know it sounds crazy, 236 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:02,950 But the Caribbean might be more fun than Iowa. 237 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:04,620 - In what universe? 238 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,520 - I'd tell you to pack sunscreen, but... 239 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,120 Mm, looks like you already got burned. 240 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,620 - Uh-oh, did I? 241 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,890 'cause my skin still tastes pretty raw. 242 00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:14,460 - Ew. - Sorry, vote's in. 243 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:15,730 - 13-2, Iowa. 244 00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:19,060 - For now, but I have a whole day 245 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:21,830 Of Boyle cousins scheduled, starting with bobby Boyle 246 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,870 At 3:00 for afternoon eggs. 247 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:27,240 - You think you can pick us off one-by-one? 248 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,740 - Yeah. - Well, you can. 249 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,810 Boyles are very weak as individuals. 250 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:34,610 But, together, we're unbreakable. 251 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:36,080 I'm calling a council of the cousins! 252 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,080 - I'm scared! Just kidding. Come on, Sam. 253 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:40,520 - Sam, stay. 254 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,520 - Sam, come. - Sam, stay. 255 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,590 - Come on, Sam. 256 00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:45,260 - Sam, stay. - Come on. 257 00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:46,820 Come on. - Stay. 258 00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:48,490 - Come. - Stay. 259 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,700 - All right, let's get on this case. 260 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:52,810 I can't let my hero die. 261 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:54,930 - Great. Parlov is in town for a reading of his new book, 262 00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:57,600 "the skyfire cycle: A bridge to Jarcata." 263 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,910 - Ah, ah. It's actually pronounced "jarca-a." 264 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:02,710 All the t's in "skyfire" are silent. 265 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:04,110 - This book sounds impossible to read. 266 00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:05,580 - I know, right? 267 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:07,140 - Okay. All the death threats were sent from new york, 268 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,910 So the perp is local. They'll probably try and strike 269 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,080 At the book reading tomorrow night. 270 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,680 - And he's probably camped out on the street 271 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:12,950 With the other fan boys. 272 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:14,290 They've been lined up for three days. 273 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,590 - To listen to an old man read a story? 274 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:17,910 I will never understand this world. 275 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:19,220 - You once took a train to Toronto to get 276 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,130 A Canadian VHS copy of "die hard." 277 00:10:21,130 --> 00:10:22,760 - There was a rumor it was better sound quality. 278 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,130 Get a grip, terry. 279 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:26,700 - We just need a way to compare the fans' handwriting 280 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,830 To the death threats. 281 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,000 Oh! We get them to sign a petition 282 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,600 To make Qwandor the dragon a male. 283 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:34,210 - Ooh, "Smorf." 284 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:36,070 But are we going to fit in there dressed like this? 285 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,580 - No. No, we're not. 286 00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:51,960 - Sign our petition to make Qwandor the dragon a male! 287 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,760 - There are already enough girl characters. 288 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,590 We don't need a third! 289 00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:58,960 - Good evening, sir. 290 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:00,260 - No, it's not. I haven't slept, 291 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:02,230 Because I've been going over that stupid problem. 292 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,270 Now I finally understand Kevin's side. 293 00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:05,800 - Cool, so it's all better 294 00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,170 And I never have to hear about math again? 295 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,310 - Quite the opposite. 296 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:10,840 I know better than ever how incorrect he is. 297 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,240 - Probability doesn't kick in. 298 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,210 Do I have to teach you college level statistics? 299 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:15,310 - I don't know, do I have to teach you 300 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,710 High school statistics? 301 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,350 - Do I have to teach you eighth grade statistics? 302 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:20,590 - Do I have to teach you seventh grade statistics? 303 00:11:20,590 --> 00:11:21,950 - Do I have to teach you... 304 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,690 Now, if you'll excuse me, detectives, I need to leave him 305 00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:26,890 A snide voicemail about kindergarten statistics. 306 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:31,230 Okay, we have got to explain this thing to captain Holt 307 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:32,960 To save their relationship. 308 00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:34,470 And you laughed at me when I went 309 00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:35,970 To that weekend-long math conference. 310 00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:37,100 - 'cause you called it "funky cats 311 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,300 And their feisty stats." 312 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,370 - That was the name! It was so cool. 313 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,240 - It was not. Anyway, it's not about the math. 314 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,040 They haven't seen each other because of the night shift. 315 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,110 They just need to bone. 316 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:48,150 - What? Gross! Rosa, those are our dads! 317 00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:49,950 I mean... that's not what I think. 318 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:51,820 Captain dad is just my boss. - Wow. 319 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:54,850 - Never mind, I'm teaching father the math! 320 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:56,990 Whatever, Rosa. 321 00:11:56,990 --> 00:11:58,360 - To be honest, terry, I'm feeling 322 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,990 A little lame out here. I mean, you got this cool sword, 323 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:01,960 And I'm wearing what, a potato sack? 324 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,390 - You're my noble squire. 325 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,200 You should be thankful for that burlap, 326 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,130 It's hiding your terrible failed castration. 327 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:08,730 - Oh, my god, I hate these books. 328 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:10,840 - Are you the guys passing out the Qwandor petition? 329 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,240 - Yup, that's us. Dragons have dongs. 330 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,840 - You bet they do. 331 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,070 And this isn't about sexism. I mean, it's just 332 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,410 That women aren't strong enough to be dragons. 333 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,710 Now, Handeth me yon "petish." 334 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:22,280 - Okay. 335 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,410 "petish" Handeth yon'd. 336 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:25,920 - This is a start, but if you really want 337 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,250 Parlov to hear you, 338 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,350 You're gonna have to send a message in blood. 339 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,730 - I think we've got a suspect. 340 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:36,730 Let's ride. 341 00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:39,260 Whoa, that's very heavy. 342 00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:41,370 Halitosis Frodo's got to be our guy, right? 343 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:42,800 - Oh, yeah. 344 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,070 "a message in blood" is a reference to book one. 345 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:46,740 Page 843. 346 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:49,440 After Wendivil betrayed prince Devang, murdered him, 347 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,740 And used his blood to write letters to his children. 348 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,710 - Do you talk about this stuff with Sharon? 349 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:54,750 - No. She hates it. 350 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,230 - Yeah, makes sense. 351 00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:57,710 - Uh, this writing doesn't match up. 352 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,020 I'm gonna send it to the lab anyway. 353 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,380 - Yeah, I don't think that's necessary. 354 00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:01,420 - Why not? 355 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:04,390 - Because I just found a perfect match. 356 00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:07,690 Parlov wrote the death threats. He sent them to himself. 357 00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:09,190 - Terry did not see that coming. 358 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,900 - And that is a perfect match. 359 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,130 - This is crazy. 360 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,440 Why would Parlov send himself a death threat? 361 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,710 - For publicity? I mean, he was on TV. 362 00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:21,910 His book is on the best-seller list 363 00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:23,040 For the first time in years. 364 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,480 - Parlov doesn't need any help. 365 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,380 He's already famous, rich. 366 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:27,710 He's got more babes than he can handle. 367 00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:29,180 - Come on, that guy? 368 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,050 Now you're just lying to prove a point. 369 00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:32,980 - He pulls, Jake. He pulls. 370 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:34,950 - Ugh. Look, I know how it is. 371 00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:36,920 It can be disappointing to meet your hero. 372 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,420 I mean, just like me and Patrick Ewing. 373 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:41,090 - You said that went great. - I lied. It was a disaster. 374 00:13:41,090 --> 00:13:43,260 Excuse me, Mr. Ewing, my name is Jake per... 375 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,960 Oh, no! - Wha... 376 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,130 Hey! - You're my favorite player. 377 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,970 - You Pantsing Patrick Ewing has nothing to do with this. 378 00:13:49,970 --> 00:13:52,340 - It doesn't? Oh, my god, why did I share that story? 379 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:55,110 - There is no way Parlov sent himself that death threat. 380 00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:56,970 Look, we are gonna go to his hotel, 381 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,180 We're gonna talk to him, and he'll have an explanation. 382 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:01,180 - Whatever you need. - Screw you, Peralta! 383 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,280 I'm sorry, I thought you were gonna disagree. 384 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,050 Thank you for your support. It really means a lot to me. 385 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,920 - Is everything okay, Santiago? 386 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,920 - No, I lost my ring. - Did you see where it went? 387 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:15,190 - Actually... 388 00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:17,430 It's behind one of these three doors. 389 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:18,930 Why don't you pick one? 390 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:21,270 - Are you trying to Monty hall me? 391 00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:22,930 It's unbelievable. 392 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,270 I don't need Monty hall ruining my place of work 393 00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:27,910 When Monty hall has already ruined my home life. 394 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,940 - Come on, sir, the math thing isn't the problem. 395 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,340 Night shift's keeping you and Kevin apart. 396 00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:33,040 You two just need to bone. 397 00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:35,050 - What did you say? - Don't say it again. 398 00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:37,110 I said you two need to bone. 399 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:42,050 - How... Dare you, detective Diaz. 400 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,460 I am your superior officer! 401 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:46,190 Bone! 402 00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:47,990 What happens in my bedroom, detective, 403 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,990 Is none of your business. 404 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,330 Bone? 405 00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:54,100 Don't ever speak to me like that again. 406 00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:58,440 - Why did you do that? 407 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,170 - Dude was pent up. Now he knows. 408 00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:01,470 Problem solved. 409 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,440 - The council of the cousins. 410 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,480 - Look at them. It's like a beige of pigs. 411 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,280 - Gina, you seem rattled. 412 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,920 You don't normally make puns. 413 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,050 - That's a pun? On what? 414 00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:16,420 Listen, Charles, I'm gonna sway the council. 415 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:19,190 So give up now unless you enjoy being humiliated 416 00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:20,930 In front of your family. - Oh, 417 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,490 You think I'd be embarrassed in front of them? 418 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:26,330 In front of don Boyle? I changed his diapers. 419 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:29,430 And I'm about to change yours. - Ugh. 420 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,340 - Hello, cousins. 421 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:33,070 Bobby, Brendan, bill, 422 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,270 Bernard, boy Corey, girl Corey. 423 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:40,010 Papa Boyle once said: "stay in the middle. 424 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,510 "that's where it's safe. 425 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:42,950 "that's where we thrive. 426 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:45,080 That's... Iowa." 427 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,050 - Charles will tell you believe that Aruba 428 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:51,920 Isn't for the Boyles, but picture this: 429 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,990 One long banana boat with the 15 of us on it, 430 00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:57,030 Holding each other by the waist, 431 00:15:57,030 --> 00:16:00,100 Having the time of our damn lives. 432 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,400 - Do we really wanna go where "pirates of the Caribbean" 433 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,970 Took place? - Yes! 434 00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:06,000 No! 435 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,570 That movie gave us nightmares for moths! 436 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,380 - Y'all know I got y'all aqua socks! 437 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:14,180 Oh! Size 7s for everybody. 438 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:18,120 - In conclusion, Boyles are nothing if not loyal. 439 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,920 Loyal to our favorite brand of peanut butter, Mr. Nuts. 440 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,420 Loyal to each other and loyal to Iowa. 441 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:27,990 I love you. I love you. 442 00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:31,930 - I'm Gina Linetti, and I approve this message. 443 00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:33,930 I love you. 444 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,400 I love you. 445 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:39,270 - I love you too. - You guys both did so good. 446 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:41,410 I think we'll sleep on it and we'll vote in the morning. 447 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:43,470 Council adjourned. 448 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,980 I love you. I love you. 449 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,610 - Hey. 450 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:50,610 - What's up guys? Look, I'm sorry, 451 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:51,980 I'm a little busy right now. 452 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,620 I've some female companions over, you know. 453 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,920 - Oh, really? What are they, 454 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,420 Like, some nerdy sci-fi fans, or... 455 00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:59,220 Good lord! 456 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:00,420 I don't know what I'm looking at. 457 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:04,030 - I told you, man, he pulls. He pu-u-ulls. 458 00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:05,930 - Okay, stop saying "pulls." 459 00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:07,460 Mr. Parlov, we have to talk to you. 460 00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:09,470 - Now, we're not accusing you of anything. 461 00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:11,170 We just want to ask a few questions. 462 00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:13,070 You know, we're probably wrong. 463 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,940 We should just go. - Sarge, no. 464 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:15,970 God, you're strong! 465 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,510 Mr. Parlov, did you send yourself 466 00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:19,080 Those death threats for publicity? 467 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,080 - Are you kidding me? 468 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,550 I have no need for publicity. 469 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:22,980 - The handwriting in the death threats 470 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,380 Matches perfectly with the inscription 471 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:25,420 You wrote to terry. 472 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,450 - Yeah, tell you the truth, 473 00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:29,490 I didn't actually write this inscription myself. 474 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,490 What? 475 00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:31,990 - Come on, you guys, grow up. 476 00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:33,590 You think I have time to answer each letter I get 477 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,430 From every sad little fat kid that writes me? 478 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,030 Come on. That's why I've got assistants, 479 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,700 Precisely for that sort of crap. 480 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,130 - But you said you remembered me. 481 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,630 - Because you were the cop assigned to my case. 482 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,500 Look, I didn't want to piss you off. 483 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,640 The man you're looking for, he's my ex-assistant. 484 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,340 His name is Edmund grail. 485 00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:48,370 The guy hates me. 486 00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:49,490 I slept with his wife, 487 00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:50,610 So naturally, I had to fire him. 488 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,180 - Yeah, that's a cool story. 489 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:53,680 - After that, I got sort of involved with his sister. 490 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,250 It was kind of hot... - please stop talking. 491 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,550 - Fine. 492 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:59,050 I have a little bit of research to attend to myself, 493 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:00,380 If you understand what I'm talking about. 494 00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:01,650 - Enjoy having sex 495 00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:04,120 With three gorgeous women in cosplay. 496 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,360 Well, that went terribly. 497 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,530 I'm so sorry. 498 00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:10,090 Do you need a moment alone 499 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,420 Or you want to talk about it or... 500 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:14,060 Yep yep. That works, too. 501 00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:17,600 - Hey, good news. 502 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,540 I found the address of Parlov's old assistant. 503 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,670 I'm gonna go over there and question him. 504 00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,670 You want to come? 505 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,110 Maybe he won't open the door 506 00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:25,380 And you'll have to kick it down. 507 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,580 That always cheers you up. 508 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:28,450 - I don't feel like kicking down doors. 509 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,010 - What about running really fast through a wall, 510 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,550 Leaving a perfect outline of your body? 511 00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:32,620 - Like a cartoon? 512 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,050 - Mm-hmm. - No. 513 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:35,520 I'm just gonna sit here and think about 514 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,790 How the words I lived by my entire life 515 00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:39,260 Are a big fat lie. 516 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,190 - Look, sarge, I understand what it's like 517 00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:43,660 To have a hero who doesn't act the way you want him to. 518 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:45,660 - It's not gonna be about Patrick Ewing again, is it? 519 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,260 - No, and it's not about John Starks, either, 520 00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:48,400 Who I also Pantsed. 521 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,100 - How many Knicks have you Pantsed? 522 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,100 - Including coaches, five, but that's not the point. 523 00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,410 The hero I was talking about is you. 524 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:59,140 You're a great cop and dad and husband and boss. 525 00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:01,280 And also, you always smell just a little bit like vanilla. 526 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,650 - That's my soap. 527 00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:04,230 I got it at lush. 528 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,820 - You're who I want to be when I grow up, terry. 529 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:07,550 And you should know that some dumb inscription 530 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,790 In some stupid book isn't what made you who you are. 531 00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:11,790 And it bums me out that you can't see that. 532 00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:14,120 Now, I'm gonna go get this bad guy, 533 00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:16,430 Because that's what you taught me to do. 534 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:20,400 Also what was the name of the soap store again? 535 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:23,650 Forget it. I'll just look it up online. 536 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:24,540 - Okay, we're both here, Sam. Go ahead. 537 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,100 - Well, it was a real hard decision, 538 00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:27,470 But ultimately we decided 539 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,670 The Boyles are going to Aruba! 540 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,580 - All right, Sam, well, I'm happy to hear that. 541 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,410 I think the sun's gonna be really good 542 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:35,810 For everyone's psoriasis. 543 00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,710 - We're all so excited. 544 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,820 All right, I love you, Charles. I love you, Gina. 545 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,390 - Whoops. Lost you. 546 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:43,490 It was almost too easy. 547 00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:46,120 I'm like the temple Grandin of herding Boyles. 548 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:47,360 - Yes, you are. 549 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,160 - What? Why are you smiling? 550 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,530 I don't get it. I won. 551 00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,200 - Did you? 552 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,800 You were so busy trying to beat the Boyles, you became one. 553 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,800 You learned about our likes and dislikes, 554 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,600 Our allergies and our phobias. 555 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,100 You even bought cousin Sherman a scrunchy for his ponytail. 556 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,510 - Yeah, so I could win. 557 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:02,510 - And you did win... 558 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:04,840 A plot in the family cemetery. 559 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,280 All of us together 560 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,880 Lying in a grave for eternity! 561 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,310 - "grave" singular? 562 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,320 Charles, "grave" singular? 563 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,180 - Oh, captain, I know you don't want to 564 00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,420 Talk about Monty hall, but I did contact a math... 565 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,290 - No need, Santiago. It's all good. 566 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,320 - So the fight with Kevin is over? 567 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,360 - Yep. 568 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,460 - Because you understand the math now? 569 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,460 - Nope. 570 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:22,460 - Because you guys... - Yep. 571 00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,700 - Knew it. 572 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,630 See, what happened is, your dads had sex. 573 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:27,800 - Okay, Rosa. 574 00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:31,900 - Edmund grail? 575 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,340 - Who wants to know? 576 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:35,670 I need to ask you a few questions 577 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:36,770 About do Parlov. 578 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:38,140 - Oh, okay. 579 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,440 Let me just undo the chain. 580 00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:47,650 - Son of a bitch. 581 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,560 Freeze! 582 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:58,760 - Taste the might of Ka'lar! 583 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,330 Get him out of here. 584 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,600 - Nice work, sarge. 585 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,600 - You were right. 586 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,570 Who cares about Parlov? 587 00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:07,840 We write our own stories. 588 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,440 So welcome to the terry chronicles. 589 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,480 Book one: 590 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,540 The arrest of Edmund grail. 591 00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,180 - Followed by book two: 592 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,850 The ravishing of Sharon. 593 00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:18,250 I am so sorry. 594 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,480 I'm just pumped that you showed up. 595 00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:20,680 - I couldn't let you down. 596 00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:23,290 - And that is why you are my hero. 597 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,960 Come on. Bring it in, big fella. 598 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,360 Oop... 599 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,520 Oh, no! 600 00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:29,190 It happened again! 601 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,400 It happened again, terry!