1 00:00:02,072 --> 00:00:03,673 - Hey there, Boyle. How was your weekend? 2 00:00:03,673 --> 00:00:05,475 - Well, actually I got a little sick. 3 00:00:05,475 --> 00:00:07,477 - Oh, really? I'm sorry to hear that, man. 4 00:00:07,477 --> 00:00:10,520 - Yeah, "bullets over Broadway" was on TV. 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:14,394 And I came down with a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection. 6 00:00:25,145 --> 00:00:26,346 Like "yeast." 7 00:00:47,087 --> 00:00:49,129 - So I'll coordinate with the transit cops while you 8 00:00:49,129 --> 00:00:53,133 Follow up with the Da's off... Uh, can I help you, 9 00:00:53,133 --> 00:00:56,336 Captain Stentley? - Oh, hey, uh, did you guys 10 00:00:56,346 --> 00:00:58,308 See a black backpack sitting around anywhere? 11 00:00:58,318 --> 00:01:00,030 - I did not. - No. 12 00:01:00,030 --> 00:01:01,751 - Aww, shoot, this is turning out to be a real cluster-biff. 13 00:01:01,751 --> 00:01:03,123 - Why? What's in the backpack? 14 00:01:03,123 --> 00:01:04,494 - Uh, just some evidence. Do you guys know 15 00:01:04,494 --> 00:01:06,626 A drug dealer named Flaco? - Oh, yeah, he's a big-time 16 00:01:06,626 --> 00:01:09,329 Supplier, consolidated half the territory in Brooklyn. 17 00:01:09,339 --> 00:01:10,900 - Well, the bag belongs to one of his runners, 18 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:13,873 And it contains, like, a football's worth of cocaine... 19 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:15,845 I'm not good with sizes... And a cell phone. 20 00:01:15,845 --> 00:01:17,197 - And you think that the cell phone might 21 00:01:17,197 --> 00:01:18,548 Have Intel that could lead us to Flaco. 22 00:01:18,558 --> 00:01:20,920 - I do now. That's a great theory! 23 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,334 Whoa. But the bag is missing, so... 24 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,637 Hey, how big of a deal is it if I, um, if I never find it? 25 00:01:27,637 --> 00:01:28,908 - I'd say it's a very... - Ah-uh-uh-uh. 26 00:01:28,908 --> 00:01:32,582 Sugarcoat it for me. - Okay, um, no biggie. 27 00:01:32,582 --> 00:01:34,954 - Ahh, that is great news. Thank you so much. 28 00:01:34,954 --> 00:01:36,956 Hey, if you see something, say something. 29 00:01:36,956 --> 00:01:40,600 Oh, that is catchy, huh? It's like, I just 30 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,402 Made up a hit song. - Nope, very common 31 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,552 This is our chance. If C.J. Can't find that 32 00:01:52,552 --> 00:01:54,424 Evidence, he could be fired. This could be our way 33 00:01:57,897 --> 00:01:59,469 Wow! It's actually 34 00:01:59,469 --> 00:02:02,002 A really catchy song. - There's nothing to celebrate. 35 00:02:02,012 --> 00:02:03,994 Captain Stentley is going to find that evidence 36 00:02:03,994 --> 00:02:05,975 Because we're gonna help him. - What? No, this is our chance 37 00:02:05,986 --> 00:02:08,518 To undermine him. Come on and party tonight. 38 00:02:08,518 --> 00:02:11,761 - Peralta, we're police officers. 39 00:02:11,761 --> 00:02:14,394 We have a duty to protect this city. 40 00:02:14,394 --> 00:02:18,838 We took an oath, a sacred oath. What if those drugs end up 41 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,911 On the street or a dangerous criminal is set free 42 00:02:21,911 --> 00:02:24,284 Because of missing evidence? 43 00:02:24,284 --> 00:02:27,057 Okay, you know, you're trying to say it's whatever 44 00:02:27,057 --> 00:02:29,589 Because you just... 45 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:30,900 You're fumfering. - Of course I'm fumfering. 46 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,003 Fine, we'll find the bag. Come on and party tonight. 47 00:02:33,003 --> 00:02:35,285 Damn it. 48 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:37,577 - Hey, guys, department has a new green initiative. 49 00:02:37,577 --> 00:02:40,820 We have to reduce energy usage by 15%. 50 00:02:40,820 --> 00:02:42,782 That means no more laminating, Santiago. 51 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:45,555 - Oh, that's fine. It's not the thing 52 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,597 That gives me the most pleasure in life. 53 00:02:47,597 --> 00:02:50,000 Interacting with other people, that's what gets me going. 54 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,542 - Scully, Hitchcock, lose the chocolate fountain. 55 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:54,944 - What are we supposed to dip our strawberries in? 56 00:02:54,944 --> 00:02:57,487 Our nacho cheese fountain? That's crazy. 57 00:02:57,487 --> 00:02:58,848 - Unless... 58 00:03:02,532 --> 00:03:06,466 Sarge, you beautiful bastard. - Get rid of 'em. 59 00:03:06,466 --> 00:03:09,639 And, Gina, you can't run that space heater 24/7 anymore. 60 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,142 - Space heater? Excuse me, this is 61 00:03:12,152 --> 00:03:16,586 A fornax radiant comfort system, and her name is Jacinta. 62 00:03:16,586 --> 00:03:18,488 - Okay, well, Jacinta's gotta go. 63 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:20,900 - He didn't mean that, darling. - Seriously, turn off 64 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,962 The space heater. - No. 65 00:03:22,972 --> 00:03:25,035 - Do it, now. That's an order. - Yeah, well, you don't wanna 66 00:03:25,035 --> 00:03:28,008 Start a battle of the wills with Gina Linetti because 67 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,680 You will emerge from that battle a broken man. 68 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,082 Not to brag, but I was name-checked 69 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:34,954 In my kindergarten teacher's suicide note. 70 00:03:34,954 --> 00:03:36,496 - Oh, my god. 71 00:03:37,527 --> 00:03:39,129 - Any luck finding the missing backpack? 72 00:03:39,139 --> 00:03:41,901 - No, but I did find C.J.'s wallet, badge, and gun 73 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:43,173 On top of the toilet paper dispenser. 74 00:03:43,173 --> 00:03:44,774 I'm assuming he doesn't know they're missing. 75 00:03:44,774 --> 00:03:45,915 - Mm. - Why are you helping 76 00:03:45,915 --> 00:03:47,437 This guy, sir? He's the opposite of 77 00:03:47,437 --> 00:03:48,948 Everything you stand for. His favorite expression 78 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:50,720 Is "that's gonna leave a mark." 79 00:03:53,493 --> 00:03:54,684 And he doesn't even use it right. 80 00:03:54,684 --> 00:03:55,865 - Whoo, that soup is good. That's gonna leave a mark. 81 00:03:55,865 --> 00:03:57,467 - What? 82 00:03:57,467 --> 00:03:59,069 - Well, he's not our best, but I won't be part of 83 00:03:59,079 --> 00:04:01,211 Any sneaky subterfuge designed to undermine him. 84 00:04:01,211 --> 00:04:03,043 - You think you're so great just 'cause you always do 85 00:04:03,053 --> 00:04:04,814 What's good and right. Well, I've got news 86 00:04:04,814 --> 00:04:07,757 For you: Ya boring. - You know who else 87 00:04:07,757 --> 00:04:10,800 Was called "boring"? Andreas Marggraf. 88 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,532 And you know what he did? - He discovered zinc, 89 00:04:12,532 --> 00:04:14,134 Because you've used that one on me before because, 90 00:04:14,134 --> 00:04:15,655 Uh, ya boring. 91 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:17,177 - Well, if I'm so boring, how come I have a lead? 92 00:04:17,177 --> 00:04:20,010 Come take a look at this. This is security footage 93 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:21,621 From the day the backpack went missing. 94 00:04:21,621 --> 00:04:23,023 11:00 A.M., the bag's over a chair. 95 00:04:23,023 --> 00:04:25,155 Now let's fast forward and see what happened to it. 96 00:04:25,155 --> 00:04:28,028 - Wait, that was two hours? Where's C.J. During all this? 97 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:36,616 The guy's got good hooks. I mean, right? 98 00:04:36,616 --> 00:04:38,989 Wait, who's this guy? Flaco must've sent someone 99 00:04:38,989 --> 00:04:41,121 To get the backpack, and they just waltzed right in 100 00:04:41,121 --> 00:04:45,095 And took it out of the precinct. Oh, C.J. Is in so much trouble. 101 00:04:45,095 --> 00:04:46,636 You think that disapproving glare works on me 102 00:04:46,636 --> 00:04:47,867 After all the times I've seen it? 103 00:04:47,867 --> 00:04:50,981 Step it up, find something new, ya boring. 104 00:04:50,981 --> 00:04:53,743 - 'ello, me lady. It's your matey lil' 105 00:04:53,753 --> 00:04:55,585 Charlie Boyle, innit, love? 106 00:04:55,585 --> 00:04:56,916 Ugh, it's 2:00 A.M., 107 00:04:56,926 --> 00:04:58,958 And we're working. How can you be so happy? 108 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:01,761 Because I figured out the secret of surviving the night shift. 109 00:05:01,761 --> 00:05:05,275 You see, this little piggy went to the warehouse. 110 00:05:05,275 --> 00:05:08,248 This little piggy went with him. This little piggy was like... 111 00:05:08,248 --> 00:05:10,210 - Stop, just stop and say whatever 112 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:13,083 You are saying another way. - I found a 24 hour 113 00:05:13,093 --> 00:05:15,655 Foot massage parlor, and it's amazing. 114 00:05:15,665 --> 00:05:17,998 It's the best experience you've ever had. 115 00:05:17,998 --> 00:05:23,643 You're just like, mmm... 116 00:05:23,643 --> 00:05:25,875 ahh, wha? 117 00:05:25,885 --> 00:05:27,387 - Wouldn't stop making that noise, man. 118 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:29,249 - Let me take you, let me show you the greatest 119 00:05:29,259 --> 00:05:31,261 And only pleasure of the night shift. 120 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:34,294 - Pass, I'd rather die than have a stranger touch my bare feet. 121 00:05:34,294 --> 00:05:35,935 - I'm telling you, once they get get 122 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:38,408 Their strong fingers in your toe gaps, 123 00:05:38,408 --> 00:05:42,712 It's just mmm... 124 00:05:42,712 --> 00:05:45,115 uh, that's on me, 125 00:05:45,115 --> 00:05:46,286 Shouldn't have had my eyes closed. 126 00:05:46,286 --> 00:05:48,928 hey, C.J., you upset 127 00:05:48,928 --> 00:05:51,261 About something, man? Maybe something in your career? 128 00:05:51,261 --> 00:05:54,234 - Yeah, I told the brass that I lost the bag 129 00:05:54,234 --> 00:05:56,236 And I screwed up the whole Flaco case, 130 00:05:56,246 --> 00:05:58,078 And you were wrong, it was a biggie. 131 00:05:58,078 --> 00:05:59,479 - Yeah, well, you told me to sugarcoat it. 132 00:05:59,479 --> 00:06:01,881 - And whose fault it that, Jake? - Yours. 133 00:06:01,881 --> 00:06:04,924 - I know. - Okay, so what happened? 134 00:06:04,924 --> 00:06:06,926 I mean, they couldn't have fired you, right? 135 00:06:06,926 --> 00:06:08,398 That'd be crazy. I mean, they could, 136 00:06:08,398 --> 00:06:10,400 For sure, they had every reason to, but did they? 137 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,872 Did they fire you? - Worse. 138 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,914 They're pulling my transfer. - What transfer, what now? 139 00:06:14,914 --> 00:06:17,887 - Oh, I've just been feeling overwhelmed with this job, 140 00:06:17,887 --> 00:06:19,019 And I don't know if you've noticed, 141 00:06:19,019 --> 00:06:21,271 But I'm a little in over my head. 142 00:06:21,271 --> 00:06:23,523 - Completely unqualified, yeah. - It is so cool that you get me. 143 00:06:23,533 --> 00:06:25,065 - Yeah. - Anyway, I heard that they 144 00:06:25,065 --> 00:06:27,437 Were hiring a head administrator at the police academy, 145 00:06:27,437 --> 00:06:29,309 So I put in for it. - Wait, you wanna 146 00:06:29,309 --> 00:06:31,211 Train other officers? - Well, the nine years 147 00:06:31,211 --> 00:06:33,513 At the academy were some of the best years of my life. 148 00:06:33,513 --> 00:06:36,256 - That's a six-month program. - Sure, for a lot of people. 149 00:06:36,256 --> 00:06:38,858 Anyway, they said that the job was mine, 150 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:41,361 And now they're pissed, so it looks like 151 00:06:41,361 --> 00:06:44,234 I'm stuck here forever. 152 00:06:44,234 --> 00:06:46,176 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 153 00:06:46,176 --> 00:06:47,907 All is not lost. We can still fix this. 154 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,549 So, sure, maybe you can't get back the backpack, 155 00:06:49,549 --> 00:06:51,581 But you could do something even better. 156 00:06:51,581 --> 00:06:54,154 Like, what if you single-handedly 157 00:06:54,154 --> 00:06:57,027 Figure out who Flaco is and then you take him down. 158 00:06:57,027 --> 00:06:59,199 - Oh, come on, Jake. 159 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:02,072 I'll just screw it up like I screw up everything else. 160 00:07:02,072 --> 00:07:03,994 - No, you won't, because I will be there 161 00:07:03,994 --> 00:07:05,915 To help you, but don't worry, you'll still get all the credit. 162 00:07:05,915 --> 00:07:08,989 Listen to me, C.J., we're gonna get you the hell out of here. 163 00:07:08,989 --> 00:07:10,960 - Are you sugarcoating this for me? 164 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,292 - I most certainly am not. 165 00:07:12,292 --> 00:07:14,894 - Whoo, that's gonna leave a mark. 166 00:07:14,894 --> 00:07:16,236 - Ahh. 167 00:07:18,408 --> 00:07:20,140 - So, captain, I've been thinking about this whole 168 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,343 Missing backpack thing, and what if we find Flaco 169 00:07:23,353 --> 00:07:25,385 And take him down? - Oh, are you trying to solve 170 00:07:25,385 --> 00:07:27,057 C.J.'s case behind his back to embarrass him? 171 00:07:27,057 --> 00:07:29,559 - No, not at all. In fact, I think c.J. 172 00:07:29,559 --> 00:07:32,332 Should come along. I just realized how important 173 00:07:32,332 --> 00:07:35,075 My duty as a police officer is to me, you know? 174 00:07:35,075 --> 00:07:38,008 The sacred oath I took. Your speech really inspired me. 175 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:39,349 - Well, it was one of my better ones. 176 00:07:39,349 --> 00:07:41,081 Felt really good as I was saying it. 177 00:07:41,081 --> 00:07:43,283 - Yeah. - So what's the plan, son? 178 00:07:43,293 --> 00:07:45,925 - Well, dad, we don't know where Flaco is, but I have 179 00:07:45,925 --> 00:07:48,468 A c.I. Who says he's got an agreement with Marco Severino. 180 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,101 - So you think we should pose as drug dealers looking for 181 00:07:51,101 --> 00:07:53,403 A new heroin supplier and get Severino 182 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:55,145 To hook us up with Flaco. And you think 183 00:07:55,145 --> 00:07:57,347 C.J. Can handle this mission. - I know he's inexperienced, 184 00:07:57,347 --> 00:07:58,448 But he's a creative guy. 185 00:07:58,448 --> 00:08:00,090 I think he'd be great undercover. 186 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:05,095 - Okay, muchachos, let's roll up on these muchachos. 187 00:08:05,095 --> 00:08:07,637 - Great start, and I love your double use of "muchachos." 188 00:08:07,637 --> 00:08:10,340 - Hey, it's c.J., by the way. 189 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:15,215 oooh, that's a nice lam job. 190 00:08:15,215 --> 00:08:17,187 This one goes on the blog. 191 00:08:18,428 --> 00:08:20,390 - Hey, sarge, what up, bro? 192 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,362 - "what up, bro?" you're laminating 193 00:08:22,372 --> 00:08:24,334 In here, aren't you? - I'm sorry. 194 00:08:24,334 --> 00:08:25,635 I just love it so much. 195 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:28,548 - It's okay, I'm used to it. No one listens to me. 196 00:08:28,548 --> 00:08:31,651 I'm a lousy sergeant. - What? No, don't say that. 197 00:08:31,651 --> 00:08:34,354 Why would you say that? - If I tell you something, 198 00:08:34,354 --> 00:08:36,126 You promise not to tell anyone else? 199 00:08:36,126 --> 00:08:38,098 - Of course. - You know how I took 200 00:08:38,098 --> 00:08:39,769 The lieutenant's exam last week? - Uh-huh. 201 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,541 - I just found out I didn't pass. 202 00:08:41,541 --> 00:08:45,575 - Oh, no, but you shouldn't feel bad, only like 10% 203 00:08:45,575 --> 00:08:47,147 Of people pass on the first try. 204 00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:48,688 - I know, and I'm all exhausted 205 00:08:48,688 --> 00:08:51,191 Because of the night shift, plus my bathroom break 206 00:08:51,191 --> 00:08:53,523 During the test took a little longer than anticipated. 207 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,535 - May I use the restroom, please? 208 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,738 uh-oh, nothing to see here. 209 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:01,481 Excuse me, I'm sorry. Little desk. 210 00:09:01,481 --> 00:09:05,285 - That's why they say "it's test time, so diaper up." 211 00:09:05,285 --> 00:09:06,906 They say that, I've never said that. 212 00:09:06,906 --> 00:09:08,518 I've never worn a diaper during test. Who would wear 213 00:09:08,528 --> 00:09:10,230 A diaper during a test? That's ridiculous, I mean... 214 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:13,403 - Santiago. - Sorry, look, don't give up 215 00:09:13,403 --> 00:09:15,775 On the green initiative. You're a great sergeant. 216 00:09:15,775 --> 00:09:17,537 You'll get everyone on board. - Not Gina. 217 00:09:17,547 --> 00:09:21,281 - Yes, Gina. You can handle her. You can do this. 218 00:09:21,281 --> 00:09:23,483 Sarge, it's test time. 219 00:09:23,493 --> 00:09:25,455 - Diaper up. 220 00:09:25,455 --> 00:09:27,797 - Thank you for coming along with me on this manhunt. 221 00:09:27,797 --> 00:09:29,599 I needed your help. - No problem, 222 00:09:29,599 --> 00:09:31,501 Who are we looking for? - He's a one-armed smuggler 223 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:33,903 From the dunes of Tunisia. He goes by the name 224 00:09:33,913 --> 00:09:36,446 Of señor Riff Raff. - You're taking me 225 00:09:36,446 --> 00:09:38,318 To that foot massage place. - I am taking you 226 00:09:38,318 --> 00:09:40,620 To the foot massage place. I made that whole thing up. 227 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,192 - Shocking. - Look, the night shift 228 00:09:42,192 --> 00:09:43,863 Hasn't been easy on any of us. 229 00:09:43,863 --> 00:09:45,495 Let me make it slightly better 230 00:09:45,495 --> 00:09:46,896 By paying a strong-handed woman 231 00:09:46,906 --> 00:09:49,609 To literally milk the stress from your feet. 232 00:09:49,609 --> 00:09:51,711 Just shut up, I'll do it once. 233 00:09:51,711 --> 00:09:53,383 Yes! - As long as you promise 234 00:09:53,383 --> 00:09:55,955 To never ever talk about foot milk again. 235 00:09:55,955 --> 00:09:58,858 - Deal, you're gonna love it. - I guarantee you, I won't. 236 00:09:58,858 --> 00:10:02,662 Mmm. 237 00:10:02,672 --> 00:10:05,435 - All right, that's Severino's restaurant. 238 00:10:05,435 --> 00:10:08,278 My c.I. Says he's in there. - Whoo, I'm pumped. I'm ready. 239 00:10:08,278 --> 00:10:10,850 - Um, just out of curiosity, how... how scared are you guys? 240 00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:13,923 - Not at all. How about you? - I'm terrified, 241 00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:15,695 But, you know, I just keep telling myself, 242 00:10:15,695 --> 00:10:17,457 Worst comes to worst, just start shooting things, you know? 243 00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:19,269 - I think it might be better if you stayed in the van. 244 00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:20,530 - Wait, are you trying to sideline me? 245 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,741 - Yes. - Oh, thank god. 246 00:10:21,741 --> 00:10:23,673 but just because you're 247 00:10:23,673 --> 00:10:24,844 In the van doesn't mean you're not an important 248 00:10:24,844 --> 00:10:26,476 Part of the mission. Your job will be 249 00:10:26,486 --> 00:10:28,048 To keep an eye on the restaurant. 250 00:10:28,048 --> 00:10:29,619 And, if anybody suspicious walks in, you just... 251 00:10:29,619 --> 00:10:30,991 - Run everybody over with the van and then 252 00:10:30,991 --> 00:10:32,492 Back up if they're still moving. 253 00:10:32,492 --> 00:10:34,144 - Don't try and guess where I'm going with it. 254 00:10:34,144 --> 00:10:35,795 You keep an eye on the door. If anyone suspicious walks in, 255 00:10:35,795 --> 00:10:37,767 Let us know in our ear pieces. - Oh, I could 256 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,569 Do that, absolutely. You know, actually I saw 257 00:10:39,579 --> 00:10:42,542 Those ear pieces on "Ellen." one time, Justin Bieber was on, 258 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,784 And he was supposed to be, like, a security guard, only... 259 00:10:44,784 --> 00:10:46,656 - C.J., I'm loving the story, but we gotta go in. 260 00:10:46,656 --> 00:10:47,857 - I'll finish later. - Tbc. 261 00:10:49,729 --> 00:10:51,731 - Thanks for hand-laminating, Santiago. 262 00:10:51,731 --> 00:10:56,806 - Of course, if you ask me, saving energy is trending. 263 00:10:56,806 --> 00:10:59,949 Oh, Gina, didn't see you there. - Gina, did you shut off 264 00:10:59,949 --> 00:11:02,922 Your space heater yet? - Space heater... 265 00:11:02,922 --> 00:11:04,954 Doesn't ring any bells. - Jacinta. 266 00:11:04,954 --> 00:11:06,656 - Oh, no, she's still going strong. 267 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,870 - I will take that thing away from you by force, if necessary. 268 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:14,044 - Well, come and get it. - Seriously? 269 00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:17,477 The heater's under your skirt? - Maybe. You can't prove that. 270 00:11:17,487 --> 00:11:19,649 - Yeah, I can. There's a cord running under it, 271 00:11:19,659 --> 00:11:23,493 And I think you may be on fire. - Mm, so? 272 00:11:23,493 --> 00:11:26,696 - What do you mean "so"? - I'm not giving up Jacinta. 273 00:11:26,706 --> 00:11:30,510 - You are on fire, Gina. You do not have the upper hand 274 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:33,883 In this situation. - I always have the upper hand. 275 00:11:33,883 --> 00:11:36,156 - Not when there's flames shooting out of your butt! 276 00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:39,559 - Especially when there's flames shooting out of my butt. 277 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,049 - Damn it. 278 00:11:53,193 --> 00:11:55,025 How the hell did I lose that one? 279 00:11:55,025 --> 00:11:57,957 - Hey, you Severino? - Who wants to know? 280 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,600 - I'm cal, this is billy. We used to buy from Rosario, 281 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,202 But he got busted by the feds, and we're looking for 282 00:12:02,202 --> 00:12:04,474 A new hookup. - Guys, we got company. 283 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,646 There's a lady with a dog, and a man with a ponytail. 284 00:12:06,646 --> 00:12:09,549 Another lady with a dog, two dogs back to back, guys. 285 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:11,621 Is that fishy? - I knew Rosario. 286 00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:13,623 - Seems fishy to me... - So how's come... 287 00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:15,625 - There's a lot of dogs out... - I never heard of you? 288 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,077 - Well, you can ask Rosario's guys about us. 289 00:12:17,077 --> 00:12:18,528 - They're right on top of each other. 290 00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:19,969 If you think it's weird, just cough once for yes, 291 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,841 Twice for no. - I didn't come here 292 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,713 To be accused of something. We can buy from somebody else. 293 00:12:23,713 --> 00:12:25,155 - Jake, I need an answer, why is nobody coughing? 294 00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:27,057 hold up, I got a right to know 295 00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:28,989 Who I might be in business with. - I need an answer on 296 00:12:28,989 --> 00:12:31,231 The dog thing, is it weird? Can somebody cough? 297 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,774 - Whose cough was that? Was that you, Jake? 298 00:12:34,774 --> 00:12:36,536 If it was you, cough twice, if it was somebody else, 299 00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,678 Cough three times. 300 00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:40,810 Sorry, bad allergy day, pollen count is off the charts. 301 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:43,723 - Pollen count, oh, man, how do you come up with that stuff? 302 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:45,855 - So what's your territory? - But that's why you guys are 303 00:12:45,855 --> 00:12:47,797 In there, and I'm out here. - We don't sell on the streets. 304 00:12:47,797 --> 00:12:49,469 We have loyal buyers that come to us. 305 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,131 - On the mic, you know... - And we need quality product, 306 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,802 Our customers are discerning. - Check one, check two, check, 307 00:12:52,802 --> 00:12:55,715 Check, dj c.J. On the mic. - I got a guy that could get 308 00:12:55,715 --> 00:12:57,847 You the best dope in the city. - You know, I actually did dj 309 00:12:57,847 --> 00:12:59,389 My sister's wedding. - But it ain't gonna be cheap. 310 00:12:59,389 --> 00:13:00,920 - It did not turn out well. Apparently, there's such a thing 311 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,023 As too much smash mouth. - I'm sorry, you think we wanna 312 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,624 Deal with complete strangers? - God, sometimes I look at my 313 00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:05,895 Sister, and I'm like... - I mean, we gotta 314 00:13:05,895 --> 00:13:07,297 Cover our own asses. - She's got two kids, 315 00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:08,968 Beautiful house, and I'm like... - How do we know 316 00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:10,570 This guy's even legit? - C.J., what have you 317 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,641 Done with your life? - Shut up! 318 00:13:11,641 --> 00:13:12,642 - Stop talking! - Ahh! 319 00:13:12,642 --> 00:13:13,643 - Shut up, now! - Oh, my god. 320 00:13:13,653 --> 00:13:14,964 - Shut up, c.J. 321 00:13:14,964 --> 00:13:16,286 - Oh, whoa, whoa, what are you, cops? 322 00:13:16,286 --> 00:13:17,607 - Yes, obviously we're cops. Put your hands up. 323 00:13:17,607 --> 00:13:18,918 - Whoa, who said we were cops? We haven't gotten any 324 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,801 Information we needed yet. Jake, you're blowing it, man. 325 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803 - Stop talking! 326 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,808 - Crime scene investigators combed every inch 327 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,330 Of Severino's restaurant, no drugs. 328 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:31,851 - Well, we can't hold him much longer, and he's not talking. 329 00:13:31,851 --> 00:13:33,883 The interrogation did not exactly go well. 330 00:13:33,893 --> 00:13:35,225 You're gonna tell us who Flaco is, and you're 331 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:37,057 Gonna tell us right now. 332 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,399 - Oh, that was crazy. 333 00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:41,031 - Well, there's one bit of good news. 334 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:43,273 The last call on Severino's phone was to a contact 335 00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:45,345 We believe to be Flaco. We've tracked his location 336 00:13:45,345 --> 00:13:47,977 To a warehouse by the water. We're gonna storm the place. 337 00:13:47,988 --> 00:13:50,920 - Great, I'll go get c.J. - Why? Why are you 338 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,892 So determined to make him a part of this? 339 00:13:52,892 --> 00:13:54,924 - No reason. - If you actually cared 340 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,896 About your sacred oath, you'd see that he's 341 00:13:56,906 --> 00:13:58,968 A risk to the case. 342 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:03,443 - Oh, my speech didn't actually inspire you, did it? 343 00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:06,016 - Ugh, all right, here's the truth. 344 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:08,288 If we catch Flaco, and c.J. Gets credit for it, 345 00:14:08,288 --> 00:14:10,830 He's gonna transfer out of the nine-nine. 346 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,162 - That's what this is all about? You're still trying 347 00:14:12,162 --> 00:14:14,034 To undermine the man? - What? No! 348 00:14:14,034 --> 00:14:16,106 The opposite, if anything. I want to see him succeed. 349 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,808 I'm trying to overmine him. - Oh, you know I hate it 350 00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:20,380 When you make up words, Peralta. - Are you still mad at me 351 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,022 For saying "snaccident"? - Yes, very. 352 00:14:22,022 --> 00:14:23,183 - Please, just let him come along. 353 00:14:23,193 --> 00:14:24,184 - No. - Just so his name 354 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,425 Is on the arrest report. - No. 355 00:14:25,425 --> 00:14:27,057 - I'll put him in a car a block away. 356 00:14:28,228 --> 00:14:31,231 - Fine. At least tell me what it was 357 00:14:31,241 --> 00:14:32,972 About my speech that didn't work for you. 358 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,804 - oh, man, if I had to 359 00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:36,816 Boil it down to one thing and really pinpoint it, 360 00:14:36,816 --> 00:14:38,989 I guess I would just say it's, uh, ya boring. 361 00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:41,021 But still let him come? Great. 362 00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:43,423 what is all this? 363 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:46,336 - Oh, hey, sarge. I'm growing tropical plants now 364 00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:49,109 In the warmth of my three space heaters. 365 00:14:49,109 --> 00:14:51,011 It's getting a little hot though, wouldn't you say? 366 00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:52,782 ugh, oh, yeah. 367 00:14:52,782 --> 00:14:55,955 Probably also turn on my portable air conditioning unit. 368 00:14:55,955 --> 00:14:57,087 Boop. - You're not gonna 369 00:14:57,087 --> 00:15:00,330 Beat me, Gina. This is my last stand. 370 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:04,504 - My whole life is last stands. - Gina, can I talk to you 371 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,036 For a second? - Yeah, what's up? 372 00:15:07,977 --> 00:15:09,980 Let me guess, you and Jake are having problems; 373 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,211 You want me to teach you how to kiss? 374 00:15:11,221 --> 00:15:13,153 - What? No, stop that. - Oh. 375 00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:15,025 - I know how I kiss, I've read books. 376 00:15:15,025 --> 00:15:16,826 This is about terry. You can't tell 377 00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,828 Anyone else this, but... - he failed his 378 00:15:18,828 --> 00:15:20,370 Lieutenant's exam. - How do you know that? 379 00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:21,971 - Let's just say my little birds 380 00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:24,444 Are everywhere collecting whispers. 381 00:15:24,444 --> 00:15:26,246 He left the letter on his desk, and I read it. 382 00:15:26,246 --> 00:15:28,378 - Okay, but if you know he's depressed, then why 383 00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,050 Are you being so hard on him? - Don't worry, 384 00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:32,192 I got this. Just clear the lane 385 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:36,166 And let Gina do her thing. - What? Ugh. 386 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:39,009 Gina? You locked me in. 387 00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:41,011 - Going to lunch. 388 00:15:41,011 --> 00:15:43,513 - Gina, you know I'm very claustrophobic. 389 00:15:43,513 --> 00:15:46,386 - Everybody ready? Where's c.J.? 390 00:15:46,386 --> 00:15:48,958 - Parked a block away on Winthrop, as promised. 391 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,160 Don't worry, he's not going anywhere. 392 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,961 I downloaded an app on his phone that makes 393 00:15:51,961 --> 00:15:54,304 Your words sound like burps. - Smart, really smart. 394 00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:56,176 - Yeah. - Here we go, on three, 395 00:15:56,176 --> 00:15:59,179 Two, one. 396 00:15:59,179 --> 00:16:02,122 on the ground. - On the ground! 397 00:16:02,122 --> 00:16:05,185 - Flaco, run! - That's Flaco. 398 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,701 It's locked, go back. 399 00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:24,524 - Oh, sorry. - C.J., that's Flaco. 400 00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:26,066 You got him. - Yeah! 401 00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:28,068 - He's out cold, how'd you do it? 402 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:29,739 - No, no, wait. Let me guess. 403 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,111 - You opened your car door into him. 404 00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:32,312 - Yep. - He never saw it coming. 405 00:16:32,312 --> 00:16:33,513 - Yep. - And neither did you. 406 00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:35,085 It was a total accident; you were getting out 407 00:16:35,085 --> 00:16:36,656 Of your car to go pee. - No! 408 00:16:36,656 --> 00:16:38,488 There was a spider in the car, and I panicked. 409 00:16:38,488 --> 00:16:40,130 - Damn it, how did I not guess that? 410 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,132 - You gotta see this spider. It's gigantic. 411 00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:45,135 Charles, this is amazing. 412 00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:47,707 - I know, when's the last time you cried like that? 413 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,050 - Huh? You cried? - Damn right, I did. 414 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,053 - Oh, guess we gotta get back to the nine-nine. 415 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,555 - Let's not be hasty. Neither of us have any 416 00:16:55,555 --> 00:17:00,430 Open cases right now, so should we tell the ladies 417 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,542 We're ready for round two? - Let's do it, 418 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:05,415 You insatiable little minx. - I'll go get 'em. 419 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:06,516 - Mmm. 420 00:17:12,222 --> 00:17:13,763 - Charles, this place is a front, 421 00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:15,695 Money laundering or something. - We gotta get out 422 00:17:15,695 --> 00:17:17,137 Of here right now. 423 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,638 - I just got off the phone 424 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,140 With one police plaza. They're thrilled. 425 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,112 Captain Stentley, you got your transfer. 426 00:17:22,112 --> 00:17:23,143 - Whoo! - I'm not transferring. 427 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,684 - What, why? - The whole reason 428 00:17:24,684 --> 00:17:26,216 I wanted to transfer in the first place 429 00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:28,288 Is because I didn't feel like I could do this job, 430 00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:31,361 But the mission tonight, me taking down Flaco... 431 00:17:31,361 --> 00:17:33,233 - More the door than you. - It just showed me 432 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:35,805 That I can do this, and now I feel like 433 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:36,876 I really do belong here. 434 00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:40,250 So thank you, guys, for... 435 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,811 For making me believe in myself again. 436 00:17:41,821 --> 00:17:45,255 - Oh. - Come here. 437 00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:46,396 - That's gonna leave a mark. 438 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,429 - I can't believe this. 439 00:17:49,429 --> 00:17:51,231 Not only are we still stuck on the night shift, 440 00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:53,403 But now we have to watch c.J. Get a medal. 441 00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:55,675 Why are there so many reporters? Even "the times" is here. 442 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,248 - Wait, really? Who'd they send? 443 00:17:58,248 --> 00:18:01,621 Wilson, Palmer, Schneier, Levine, rogers, Tyler, baker, 444 00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:04,224 Correal, Bromwich, Robbins, Schmidt? 445 00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:06,336 - Stop saying reporters' names. How do you know so many names? 446 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,368 - They're the only real rock stars we have left. 447 00:18:08,368 --> 00:18:10,820 - Okay. - Hello, we're here today 448 00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:13,283 To honor captain Jason Stentley, who single-handedly brought down 449 00:18:13,283 --> 00:18:14,914 A major drug ring. 450 00:18:14,914 --> 00:18:16,916 And so it is my pleasure to bestow upon him 451 00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:19,489 The medal of honor. Captain Stentley. 452 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,891 - Oh, bestow me, baby. 453 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,963 Ahh, wow, 454 00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:26,536 That's a lot of people. Uh... 455 00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:29,209 Baba Booey, Cornholio. 456 00:18:31,451 --> 00:18:33,923 That's it for my prepared remarks. 457 00:18:33,923 --> 00:18:35,335 Any questions? 458 00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:36,756 - Will taking down one drug dealer make 459 00:18:36,756 --> 00:18:38,658 A big difference in the overall level of drugs 460 00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:40,700 Moving into the city? - No idea, next? 461 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,931 - What's your philosophy for dealing with 462 00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:43,673 International narcotic supply chains? 463 00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:45,375 - Didn't understand the question, next. 464 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,747 - Why was Flaco targeted for this operation? 465 00:18:47,747 --> 00:18:50,420 - Okay, there's a question I can answer. 466 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:54,724 - Well, it all started because I lost a huge bag of cocaine, 467 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,736 So I totally biffed it, you know, but... 468 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,009 - Thank you, thank you, captain. - Oh, oh. 469 00:18:59,009 --> 00:19:01,271 - That... that is... That's plenty. - That was a train wreck. 470 00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:03,383 - Yes, he never should have been put in that position. 471 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:05,815 Whoever recommended him for the medal and called 472 00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:09,529 All those reporters really messed up. 473 00:19:09,529 --> 00:19:11,591 - Wait, what are you saying? - Oh, nothing. 474 00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:15,975 It just seems as if c.J. Has been... Overmined. 475 00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:18,278 - You did this? - I did. 476 00:19:18,278 --> 00:19:20,580 - And you used my made-up word. - I hated it, "overmined." 477 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,782 What have I become? Was this whole thing 478 00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:25,355 Even worth it? - It was no snaccident. 479 00:19:27,727 --> 00:19:30,030 - So the foot massage place reported $7 million 480 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,671 In profit last year. To make that much, 481 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,005 They'd have to massage 100 feet an hour, 24 hours a day, 482 00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:37,347 7 days a week for the entire year. 483 00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:38,648 - Damn it, we have to shut them down. 484 00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:41,091 - Wait. Let's not be hasty about this. 485 00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:43,093 Let's think this through. We wanna be smart about this. 486 00:19:43,093 --> 00:19:45,595 - Right, I mean, what if we bust them tonight, 487 00:19:45,595 --> 00:19:47,797 And then tomorrow I'm chasing a murderer, 488 00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:49,509 And I'm about to get him, and my foot cramps up? 489 00:19:49,509 --> 00:19:51,011 - Due to lack of massaging. - And then the murderer 490 00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:53,013 Gets away. - Know who he kills next? 491 00:19:53,013 --> 00:19:54,484 The mayor. - Oh, my god, the city 492 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,805 Has no mayor now. - It's chaos. 493 00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:57,117 Rioting, looting, panic in the streets. 494 00:19:57,127 --> 00:19:58,978 - They gotta call in the national guard, there's 495 00:19:58,978 --> 00:20:00,830 Tanks rolling down 5th avenue, declaring martial law. 496 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,732 - It's insane. All because we shut down 497 00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:04,634 The foot massage place... - That was doing god's work. 498 00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:06,476 What were we thinking. - So it's agreed: 499 00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:09,009 We let them stay open for the sake of the city. 500 00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:10,580 - For the sake of the city. 501 00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:13,984 - We have to do our stupid jobs, don't we? 502 00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:16,556 - Yeah, let me get my stupid gun. 503 00:20:16,556 --> 00:20:18,658 get down on the comfortable matted floor. 504 00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:20,200 - Put your magical hands where we can see them. 505 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,202 - You're under arrest for ruining something perfect. 506 00:20:22,202 --> 00:20:23,203 - And money laundering. 507 00:20:23,203 --> 00:20:24,604 - Yes, money laundering, whatever. 508 00:20:25,915 --> 00:20:27,977 - Gina, I've been thinking a lot about how you refuse 509 00:20:27,988 --> 00:20:29,849 To give up Jacinta. - That's right. 510 00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:32,022 She's never leaving. - I know, which is why 511 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,963 I decided to do the only fair thing. 512 00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:37,167 Space heaters for everyone. - So what? That sounds great. 513 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:40,210 - Everyone. - Whoo-whee, 514 00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:43,013 It's toasty in here. - You're gonna be 515 00:20:43,013 --> 00:20:44,544 Looking at that all night long. 516 00:20:44,554 --> 00:20:47,037 Whoop, I think he's 517 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,519 About to eat a hoagie. Is that mayonnaise or sweat? 518 00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:52,262 - Ugh, fine, I give up. You can take Jacinta. 519 00:20:52,262 --> 00:20:54,204 - Really? And the other two space heaters, too? 520 00:20:54,204 --> 00:20:56,206 - all of them, you win. 521 00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:58,878 - I win? I won. 522 00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:01,181 Amy, I won! - You did it, sarge. 523 00:21:01,181 --> 00:21:03,733 You're gonna get our power usage down. 524 00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:06,296 - I don't care about that crap. I took down Gina Linetti. 525 00:21:06,296 --> 00:21:10,530 I did the impossible. Terry is back on top. 526 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:13,703 Diaper up! What! - Ladies and gentlemen, 527 00:21:13,703 --> 00:21:16,976 Captain Jason Stentley has been transferred from active duty 528 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,219 Effective immediately. Captain Raymond Holt 529 00:21:19,219 --> 00:21:22,892 Will be taking his place, and, yes, he's taking 530 00:21:22,892 --> 00:21:24,124 All of us with him. - You mean... 531 00:21:24,134 --> 00:21:26,636 - Yes, Amy. We're back on the day shift! 532 00:21:26,636 --> 00:21:29,139 - Nine-nine! Nine-nine! 533 00:21:31,211 --> 00:21:32,682 - Not a doctor. - Shh.