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What the hell?

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Man, they forgot my pico De Gallo.

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Oh, love the shirt, Jake.

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Lilith Fair '98 had the best lineup.

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Meshell Ndegeocello
crushed it that year.

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Thank you, Boyle, but
this is not my shirt.

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I slept at Amy's and I spilled
ranch dressing on mine.

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Don't you have a drawer full of clothes

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at her place by this point?

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Yeah, I spilled ranch
dressing all over the drawer.

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What's so hard to understand
about this, guys?

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Why don't you two move
in together already?

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I thought you were planning to.

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We are. We just haven't decided

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whose apartment we're going to live in.

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I think Jake should move into mine,

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because it's bigger, nicer, and
isn't covered in black mold.

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Black mold, Amy? Not cool.

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- Right, Terry?
- What?

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I rest my case. Besides,
my place is cheaper

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and it's in a cooler neighborhood.

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Yeah. That neighborhood is
technically called Cobblestink.

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All right, everyone. Listen up.

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We have a situation. Ten minutes ago,

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a prison van overturned
on Nevins Street.

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It was carrying nine convicts
who are now at large.

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It's our job to bring them in.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a manhunt.

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A manhunt.

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Okay, what I want from
each and every one of you

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is a hard-target search

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of every gas station, residence,

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warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse,

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outhouse, and doghouse in the area.

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Your fugitive's name
is Dr. Richard Kimble.

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There must be some sort of error.

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There are nine fugitives,

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and none of them are named Kimble.

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- I didn't kill my wife!
- What?

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You're supposed to go, "I don't care!"

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- I don't care.
- Let the manhunt begin.

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Patrol officers have secured
a ten-block perimeter.

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All civilians are being evacuated.

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Here's what the convicts were in for:

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arson, kidnapping, racketeering,

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assault and battery, forgery
and counterfeiting,

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triple homicide.

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Whoo!

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What? I'm not excited about the murders.

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I'm excited about the
chance to avenge them.

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You guys are the weird ones.

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Diaz, I want you here with
me interviewing witnesses.

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The rest of you will
search the secured area

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in the following teams: Santiago, Boyle;

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Jeffords and Peralta.

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Get to work.

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Okay. We'll start south of Nevins.

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You two start at Bond and we'll
rendezvous in the middle,

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assuming, of course, Boyle
and I haven't already caught

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all the fugitives by the
time you two show up.

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Amy, there are nine hardened criminals

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running free in the streets.

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This is hardly the time
for childish trash talk.

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It's time for a bet.

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- A crazy-ass bet.
- What are you thinking?

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Whoever catches the most fugitives

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gets to keep their apartment.

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Loser moves in with the winner.

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All right. I'm in.

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I hope you like sleeping in a
bed with a thousand pillows.

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Well, I hope you like
sharing my one Grey towel.

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Was it Grey when you bought it?

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I didn't buy it.

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It was in the apartment when I moved in.

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Are you sure you don't want
to just move in with me?

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We already shook on it. The bet stands.

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Prepare to die, and by "die,"
I mean move in with me.

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Here we go.

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I get that the streets are empty,

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but slow down, man.

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Terry forgot his Dramamine.

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Stakes are high, Sarge.

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I know it doesn't matter to you,
but I really want to beat Amy.

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Doesn't matter? Look, I
am completely on board.

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You need your own space.

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I had a painting studio in my apartment.

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Was this in the '90s?

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Did you wear overalls and no shirt?

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Every chance I got.

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But then I moved in with Sharon.

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And then the kids came along.

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You know where I have to paint now?

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My acrylics!

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I am not gonna let you lose this bet.

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The march toward the closet
starts with a single step.

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Cool. So, basically just
telling me not to get married

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and have kids... Anything from dispatch?

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Security footage from a
bank near the accident.

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Two fugitives ran past going
north toward Flatbush.

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Looks like the arsonist
and the gun runner.

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Let's go after the arsonist first.

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I thought of the perfect thing
to say when we catch him

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that no one else could
ever have possibly...

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"You're burnt"?

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No.

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Initial reports had one of
the fugitives heading south

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on Lincoln Place.

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On it.

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So, I know you're Jake's
best friend, and...

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Did he say that? Did
you get that on tape?

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- No.
- No, he didn't say that

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or no, you didn't get it on tape?

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Doesn't matter. Either way,
you screwed up big time.

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Anyway, all I'm saying is I
know you're Jake's best friend

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and you really want him
to win this bet...

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Are you kidding? That's
the last thing I want.

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Jake moving in with you
is my dream come true.

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Your apartment is two
blocks away from mine.

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Jake will be able to pop by any time.

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Imagine it.

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He's had a tough day.
He's fighting with Amy.

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You know how you let things escalate.

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So, he just walks over to my place,

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bottle of wine in hand,

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and we just talk it out.

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And then by the time
that bottle's finished,

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you've come to your
senses and apologized.

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Maybe I don't want to win this bet.

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Okay, we need to figure out

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whether this crash was an accident

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or part of a deliberate escape plan.

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Gina, I need you manning the tip line.

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Ha-ha! Good luck talking to the crazies.

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Crazies?

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Oh, Rosa.

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Sad Rosa.

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Have some respect for
your fellow human beings.

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What has gotten into you?

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Solange just posted a video

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of a Kenyan human rights
activist, Abdala,

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and I realized he and I
are the only two people

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that can save the world.

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I'm so excited.

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Okay, Diaz, there are only two witnesses

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who were close enough to the
crash to see something.

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One's on his way here already.

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His name is Marshawn Lynch.

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Marshawn Lynch?

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Marshawn Lynch the football player?

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I don't know his hobbies.
It just says here

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he's unemployed.

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Retired.

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We're not getting anything out of him.

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He's always getting fined for
refusing to talk to the press.

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Ugh, he's kind of one of my heroes.

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Well, it may be tough,
and it may take a while,

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but I'm sure we'll get him to open up.

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Sir, there are some vaults
you just can't open.

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I ain't seen anything.

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I was eating my quesadilla.

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It was a good one.
Chicken, cheese, guac.

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But they forgot my pico De Gallo.

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I remember when I was a little boy,

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my mama used to make this, uh,

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she used to call it "fo' cheese."

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What y'all call it?
Y'all call it "four"?

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How come they never make
quesadillas with sausage?

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You throw some tomato sauce in there

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and call it a pizza-dilla...
What you think?

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What is going on?

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This one time, I tried
to wait up all night

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to catch Santa Claus, right?

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You know how they tell you

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you got to put the cookies
and the milk out?

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I don't really be telling nobody this,

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but I like to sleep with the fan on,

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even when it's chilly outside.

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All about that white noise, baby.

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Stop. Stop talking, Marshawn Lynch.

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Did you see anything
after the van crashed?

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Yes or no?

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Nope. Like I told you, I was
just eating my quesadilla.

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Have I talked to y'all about
my pizza-dilla invention?

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Yes, well, I have other
matters to attend to.

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So, Detective Diaz, just
take down everything

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Mr. Lynch has to say.

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Captain...

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You think he'll let me shoot his gun?

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Jake, look.

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You think it's our guys?

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Maybe. But this is New York,

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so there's a very strong
chance it's just "city blood."

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- NYPD! Freeze!
- Freeze!

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Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome to the precinct

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escaped convict number one!

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Terry, where's the music?
That was the cue.

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I didn't have that Queen
song on my phone.

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I wasn't gonna pay $1.99 for it.

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Nice work, man. You can
put your perp in holding

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with the other three convicts.

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- Wait. Other three?
- Yeah.

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Santiago and Boyle brought them in.

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That's right. It's three to one.

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Guess you won't be needing this anymore

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since you'll be moving in with me.

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- My towel.
- Yeah, your towel.

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Why won't it burn?

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Because it never fully dries.

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The towel lives, and so do we!

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Hey, Santiago, how did you guys

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catch three perps so quickly?

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They weren't even close to each other.

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Given the magnitude of the situation,

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we were given full access to any
and all department resources.

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That's right. We took a little trip

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down to the tactical supply armory.

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No, you did not!

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Thermal imaging, baby.

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Thermal imaging baby?

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Very handy in fugitive hunting.

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Also...

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I got this Flo-Tech performance polo

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with moisture-wicking technology.

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Kept me dry all morning.

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And a dry is a smart boy.

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Ugh, he keeps saying that.

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Charles, you've gotten
negative reactions

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from everyone who's heard it.

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I needed to see what Jake thought.

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- Oh, I hated it.
- Really?

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Anyway, gentlemen, we are off
to catch some more convicts.

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Two more, and we win.

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Huh, just two?

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No sweat.

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Literally.

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Get out of here. Take those
glass cutters with you.

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Oh, these lil' ol' things?

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- Tsst.
- What?

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Why'd you put your finger in the middle?

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Uh, excuse me, ma'am. I was
wondering if you could

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answer some questions
about the car accident

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you witnessed this morning.

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- What's she trying to tell us?
- I don't know.

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Probably "Never meet your heroes",

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'cause they're gonna turn
out to be friendly."

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You need to get over this

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Marshawn Lynch situation real quick.

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Now, we just have to figure out

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what language she's speaking
so we can find a translator.

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Here, ma'am.

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Take a look at this map of the world.

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You just keep one of those on you?

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Of course. In case I ever
need to prove my point

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in an argument.

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- Laos.
- Fine!

256
00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:12,089
Oh, it was better than fine.

257
00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,555
It was Laos.

258
00:09:13,556 --> 00:09:15,889
- Mm.
- So, where are you from?

259
00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:18,156
Where did you grow up?

260
00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:22,755
Where were you born?

261
00:09:22,756 --> 00:09:23,789
What are you miming there, sir?

262
00:09:23,790 --> 00:09:25,256
A child tying his tie.

263
00:09:25,257 --> 00:09:27,889
Uh-huh. I'm trying to do
a simple Half Windsor

264
00:09:27,890 --> 00:09:29,488
so she knows I'm a baby.

265
00:09:29,489 --> 00:09:33,256
Look at this. See how
basic this knot is?

266
00:09:33,257 --> 00:09:35,722
I love these thermal goggles.

267
00:09:35,723 --> 00:09:37,722
Amy, listen to me very carefully.

268
00:09:37,723 --> 00:09:39,355
If you and Jake are thinking of trying,

269
00:09:39,356 --> 00:09:41,089
you are ovulating like crazy right now.

270
00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:43,488
You take that helmet off
before I knock it off.

271
00:09:43,489 --> 00:09:45,789
What? Your basal temperature
is off the charts.

272
00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:46,989
This is a good thing.

273
00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:48,139
Boyle!

274
00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,089
NYPD! Get down!

275
00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:54,438
Freeze!

276
00:09:56,007 --> 00:09:58,855
Aah! The room's hot. I'm blowing out.

277
00:09:58,856 --> 00:10:00,272
This way. Come on.

278
00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,355
Oh, come on! Where did
you guys even come from?

279
00:10:05,356 --> 00:10:07,655
Your nightmares.

280
00:10:07,656 --> 00:10:10,655
Hey, Amy, allow me to
introduce you to Big Bertha.

281
00:10:10,656 --> 00:10:13,689
Okay, I guess I'm not worth
introducing to your truck.

282
00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:17,589
That's right, y'all. We
went to Homeland Security.

283
00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:20,355
Yep, this beauty comes fully
equipped with thermal imaging,

284
00:10:20,356 --> 00:10:22,388
a satellite link-up, and she plugs in

285
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,089
to every surveillance
camera in the city.

286
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,889
And she's also got a holding cell,

287
00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:27,589
which is big enough for three perps.

288
00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:30,223
Jake, counting this guy, how
many perps have we caught

289
00:10:30,224 --> 00:10:31,889
and placed in the three-perp perp cell?

290
00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:33,288
Well, Sarge, we've placed three perps

291
00:10:33,289 --> 00:10:34,422
in the three-perp perp cell.

292
00:10:34,423 --> 00:10:35,889
So, the three-perp perp cell's full?

293
00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:37,288
Full of three perps is the
three-perp perp cell.

294
00:10:37,289 --> 00:10:39,288
Okay, stop saying "perps"
and "cell" and "three."

295
00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:41,056
You sound irritated.
What's the score now?

296
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,655
Are you guys still ahead?
Let me just check.

297
00:10:43,656 --> 00:10:45,589
Oh, drone! Little help?

298
00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:50,655
Yeah, I can't read that
score. What does it say?

299
00:10:50,656 --> 00:10:53,022
Anyway, I'm sure you're
tracking whatever the score is.

300
00:10:53,023 --> 00:10:54,772
All right, thank you,
drone. That'll be all.

301
00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:58,622
Whoop! Didn't see the tree there.

302
00:10:58,623 --> 00:11:01,172
Big Bertha has a drone.
That's what's important.

303
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,622
What are you trying to tell us?

304
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,189
Is this some kind of a clue?

305
00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:10,822
Draw better. We have
no idea what this is.

306
00:11:10,823 --> 00:11:13,223
- I think it's a cookie.
- No. It's a pizza.

307
00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:15,822
It's a cookie pizza!

308
00:11:15,823 --> 00:11:17,622
Another case solved.

309
00:11:17,623 --> 00:11:19,156
No. Detectives, we...

310
00:11:19,157 --> 00:11:21,206
Shh shh shh. Let them go.

311
00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:25,722
She's taking us somewhere.
This is good. This is good.

312
00:11:25,723 --> 00:11:27,388
We're gonna crack this, Diaz.

313
00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:32,755
Nope. She just needed to take a dump.

314
00:11:32,756 --> 00:11:34,522
Okay, satellite images showed

315
00:11:34,523 --> 00:11:36,455
one of the two remaining
convicts entered this building.

316
00:11:36,456 --> 00:11:38,755
If we catch him, that's
five. I win the bet.

317
00:11:38,756 --> 00:11:40,388
Amy moves in with me.
I lord it over her.

318
00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:41,789
She's miserable. We live
happily ever after.

319
00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:42,989
It's fool-proof.

320
00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:44,555
There's got to be 30
floors in this building.

321
00:11:44,556 --> 00:11:46,222
It'll take forever to
sweep the whole place.

322
00:11:46,223 --> 00:11:47,689
Nuh-uh. We can use Big Bertha

323
00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:49,189
to tap into the security cameras.

324
00:11:51,923 --> 00:11:54,555
Ohh.

325
00:11:54,556 --> 00:11:57,589
Okay. This room is clear,
but check that closet.

326
00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:59,789
Man, this is like playing the
coolest video game ever.

327
00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,222
My character is Terry.

328
00:12:01,223 --> 00:12:03,156
- It's locked.
- Ooh, kick it down.

329
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,505
Front kick! Front kick!

330
00:12:07,107 --> 00:12:09,056
- All clear.
- Now strafe. Strafe!

331
00:12:09,057 --> 00:12:10,222
I don't know what that means.

332
00:12:10,223 --> 00:12:11,755
- Barrel roll. Duck.
- Duck?

333
00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:13,255
Just tell me where to go, man.

334
00:12:13,256 --> 00:12:15,522
Wait a minute. Slide one
of your feet forward.

335
00:12:15,523 --> 00:12:16,989
Now switch.

336
00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:19,789
Now punch both your fists
forward at the same time.

337
00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,089
Are you making me do the running man?

338
00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:22,622
Yeah. The original one.

339
00:12:22,623 --> 00:12:24,056
Excluding the movie.

340
00:12:24,057 --> 00:12:25,655
And Stephen King's classic short story.

341
00:12:25,656 --> 00:12:26,889
So, the third iteration.

342
00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:28,188
I'm going off on my own.

343
00:12:28,189 --> 00:12:29,555
He has sentience.

344
00:12:29,556 --> 00:12:30,922
It's "Westworld."

345
00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:33,922
Oh, wait a minute, Sarge. I
don't have eyes on that room.

346
00:12:33,923 --> 00:12:36,689
Hang on. I'll find it.

347
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:39,939
Oh, no. Sarge, just hang
on. I'm coming for you.

348
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,557
Drop the weapon.

349
00:12:48,118 --> 00:12:50,383
- You drop your weapon.
- Okay, stay cool.

350
00:12:50,384 --> 00:12:52,650
We can work this out. I'm a
trained hostage negotiator.

351
00:12:52,651 --> 00:12:54,950
I got my friend's sperm back
from his ex-wife last year.

352
00:12:54,951 --> 00:12:57,883
Well, she destroyed half of it,
and he decided to adopt, but...

353
00:12:57,884 --> 00:12:59,350
- Peralta!
- Right. Sorry.

354
00:12:59,351 --> 00:13:00,508
What do you want?

355
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,427
You let me walk out of this
building and get into a car.

356
00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:04,561
- If anyone tries to stop me...
- Got him.

357
00:13:04,562 --> 00:13:07,394
Oh, well, you know, I think
that makes it four to four.

358
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,461
No. No. You don't get
credit for this guy.

359
00:13:09,462 --> 00:13:10,761
I was in the middle of negotiating,

360
00:13:10,762 --> 00:13:12,561
and he was about to give
up... Tell him, guy.

361
00:13:12,562 --> 00:13:13,661
No, I was probably gonna kill him,

362
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,194
then let you kill me.

363
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,561
Oh, my God. I should've
been way more scared.

364
00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:19,628
Well, there's just one convict left.

365
00:13:19,629 --> 00:13:21,261
Whoever finds him wins.

366
00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:23,261
Yeah. I guess you could say he's...

367
00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:24,661
the Golden Snitch.

368
00:13:24,662 --> 00:13:26,761
Wait. Was that a "Harry
Potter" reference?

369
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,494
It most definitely was.
I started reading them

370
00:13:28,495 --> 00:13:30,028
- 'cause you love them so much.
- And?

371
00:13:30,029 --> 00:13:31,127
You were right. They're incredible.

372
00:13:31,128 --> 00:13:32,661
Remember when I called
in sick the other day?

373
00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:34,227
I was at home reading
"Order of the Phoenix."

374
00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:36,127
Oh, this makes me so happy!

375
00:13:36,128 --> 00:13:37,461
How sad is it when Cedric dies?

376
00:13:37,462 --> 00:13:38,494
I was crushed.

377
00:13:38,495 --> 00:13:40,828
Literally crying on the toilet.

378
00:13:40,829 --> 00:13:41,861
Aww.

379
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,761
Guys. The fugitive. The bet?

380
00:13:43,762 --> 00:13:44,794
Right.

381
00:13:44,795 --> 00:13:46,194
I'm gonna catch this last fugitive,

382
00:13:46,195 --> 00:13:47,628
win the bet, and then
we're gonna live together

383
00:13:47,629 --> 00:13:48,928
for the rest of our relationship.

384
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,361
Just you and me and towel makes three.

385
00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:53,094
Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

386
00:13:53,095 --> 00:13:54,561
Just so you know, at the
end of the sixth book,

387
00:13:54,562 --> 00:13:57,094
Snape kills... La-la-la-la-!
No spoilies!

388
00:13:57,095 --> 00:13:58,261
Terry, let's go.

389
00:14:00,762 --> 00:14:02,028
It really sounds Slavic.

390
00:14:02,029 --> 00:14:04,028
Does anyone here know
any Slavic languages?

391
00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:07,494
Oh, I'm great at languages. Watch this.

392
00:14:07,495 --> 00:14:11,528
Hello! I am Hitchcock!

393
00:14:11,529 --> 00:14:14,394
Thank you for
the cookie-pizza idea!

394
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,761
I believe it was human
rights leader Abdala

395
00:14:17,762 --> 00:14:21,661
who once said "When the
choir shouts the loudest",

396
00:14:21,662 --> 00:14:24,327
the most powerful one is silent."

397
00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:25,694
That doesn't even make any sense.

398
00:14:25,695 --> 00:14:27,427
Well, I might have
paraphrased it incorrectly.

399
00:14:27,428 --> 00:14:30,194
But allow me to introduce to you Rob.

400
00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:32,761
Rob, come on in.

401
00:14:32,762 --> 00:14:34,060
He called the tip line.

402
00:14:34,061 --> 00:14:36,794
But he's so... not crazy-looking.

403
00:14:36,795 --> 00:14:39,261
Rosa, have Abdala and
I taught you nothing

404
00:14:39,262 --> 00:14:40,561
about stereotyping?

405
00:14:40,562 --> 00:14:41,661
I'm beginning to feel

406
00:14:41,662 --> 00:14:43,494
like you're our biggest
project, sweetie.

407
00:14:43,495 --> 00:14:45,194
That's enough. What did he tell you?

408
00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:47,728
Well, let's find out, okay? Together.

409
00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:50,528
Rob, do you want to share your
experience with the group?

410
00:14:50,529 --> 00:14:51,794
Gladly.

411
00:14:51,795 --> 00:14:53,794
Okay, so, you know how
there's a subterranean race

412
00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:55,461
of lizard-people living beneath the city

413
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,210
who control our minds
with their pheromones?

414
00:14:58,946 --> 00:14:59,978
Okay, he's a wackadoodle.

415
00:14:59,979 --> 00:15:01,728
Gina, get your wackadoodle out of here.

416
00:15:01,729 --> 00:15:04,094
It's been two hours, and
nothing on the last guy.

417
00:15:04,095 --> 00:15:05,094
He's gonna get away.

418
00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:06,561
Where are you, number nine?

419
00:15:06,562 --> 00:15:10,528
Think. If I was an escaped
murderer, where would I hide?

420
00:15:10,529 --> 00:15:11,895
Where?

421
00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:13,494
Oh, I have no idea. I
just thought if I gasped

422
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,761
I could force an epiphany.

423
00:15:14,762 --> 00:15:16,127
And I did.

424
00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:17,361
No, that didn't work either.

425
00:15:17,362 --> 00:15:19,127
Or did it? Still no.

426
00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:21,227
- Unless...
- Stop it, Jake!

427
00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:24,060
Well, Marshawn Lynch will
not leave your office.

428
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:25,861
He has now pulled up one
of those wedding proposal

429
00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:27,694
viral videos on his phone and is crying.

430
00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:29,327
What did I do to deserve this?

431
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,761
Well, I haven't fared any better.

432
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:32,828
She keeps drawing her
stupid circle pictures

433
00:15:32,829 --> 00:15:34,307
and then running off to the bathroom.

434
00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:37,761
We get it. You have a bum-tum. Yes.

435
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,060
Ugh! You think you guys have it rough.

436
00:15:40,061 --> 00:15:42,027
I've been stuck here
listening to crazy Rob

437
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,261
spew his insane garbage

438
00:15:44,262 --> 00:15:46,394
What happened to your
positive attitude, Abdala?

439
00:15:46,395 --> 00:15:48,160
Don't even say that name, all right?

440
00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,994
I tweeted him and got nothing.

441
00:15:49,995 --> 00:15:52,828
Meanwhile, Rob tweets him some
crap about lizard-people,

442
00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:56,227
he's like, "Oh, retweet,
oh, fave" everything.

443
00:15:56,228 --> 00:15:57,594
I just told him I saw one of them

444
00:15:57,595 --> 00:15:59,861
slip back into his lizard
home under the streets.

445
00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:01,227
That's where they make their soup.

446
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,227
Oh, my God. He's onto something.

447
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:04,594
Captain, don't try to be nice

448
00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,094
by giving a crazy person a voice.

449
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,094
Plus, we've already learned
that human rights are crap.

450
00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:09,694
No, he said that the lizard-people live

451
00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:10,694
under the streets.

452
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:12,361
He means the sewers. He saw someone go

453
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,895
from the van into the sewers.

454
00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:15,494
Look.

455
00:16:15,495 --> 00:16:16,678
It's a manhole cover.

456
00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:21,194
Peralta, Santiago?

457
00:16:21,195 --> 00:16:22,828
- Yeah, we're here.
- Us too, Captain.

458
00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:24,327
We have a lead. One of our witnesses saw

459
00:16:24,328 --> 00:16:26,694
the last convict, George
Gessilnick, the murderer,

460
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,861
go down into a manhole and
escape into the sewer

461
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:29,960
near the crash site.

462
00:16:29,961 --> 00:16:31,094
Copy that. We're on it.

463
00:16:31,095 --> 00:16:32,844
Yeah, so are we. We're also on it.

464
00:16:39,479 --> 00:16:42,344
Whoop! Back it up a little bit.

465
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,110
Forward.

466
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:48,828
Back.

467
00:16:48,829 --> 00:16:50,694
Forward.

468
00:16:50,695 --> 00:16:52,594
Back.

469
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,694
Forward.

470
00:16:54,695 --> 00:16:55,761
Back.

471
00:16:57,295 --> 00:16:58,294
Forward.

472
00:16:58,295 --> 00:17:01,227
And we're good to go.

473
00:17:03,295 --> 00:17:04,894
Oh, almost clipped the mailbox.

474
00:17:04,895 --> 00:17:06,043
Heh. Close call.

475
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,844
Please let this muck be water.
Please let this muck be water.

476
00:17:12,845 --> 00:17:14,443
I won't be able to hug
Nicolaj for a month.

477
00:17:14,444 --> 00:17:15,777
He doesn't have all his shots yet.

478
00:17:15,778 --> 00:17:18,327
Shh. I think I heard something.

479
00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:22,910
I can't believe Leonardo lived in this.

480
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,377
I mean, Michelangelo I get.
He's kind of a sloppy dude.

481
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,043
- But Leo is so fastidious.
- Jake, shut up.

482
00:17:28,044 --> 00:17:29,443
Sarge, we're in a sewer.

483
00:17:29,444 --> 00:17:31,143
I'm goin'st to talk about the Turtles.

484
00:17:31,144 --> 00:17:33,227
No, Jake. Shut up. I hear something.

485
00:17:35,296 --> 00:17:36,910
NYPD! Freeze!

486
00:17:36,911 --> 00:17:39,243
NYPD! Keep your hands
where we can see them.

487
00:17:39,244 --> 00:17:40,876
You have the
right to remain silent.

488
00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:43,210
Anything you say can be used
against you in a court of law.

489
00:17:43,211 --> 00:17:44,577
You have the right to an attorney.

490
00:17:44,578 --> 00:17:45,577
If you cannot afford an attorney,

491
00:17:45,578 --> 00:17:46,910
one will be appointed for you.

492
00:17:46,911 --> 00:17:48,210
Why did you stop?

493
00:17:48,211 --> 00:17:49,510
I'm done. You win.

494
00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:50,844
W-what?

495
00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:52,976
I love you. I want to move
in to your apartment.

496
00:17:52,977 --> 00:17:54,210
Really?

497
00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:55,510
I love you too.

498
00:17:55,511 --> 00:17:56,976
Oh, my God, what a beautiful moment.

499
00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:59,343
And, you guys, Amy's
ovulating as we speak!

500
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,610
- What?
- Charles!

501
00:18:00,611 --> 00:18:02,569
All right, head to the back.
You're going to jail.

502
00:18:05,663 --> 00:18:07,277
Hey.

503
00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:09,744
I don't get it. Why did
you decide to let me win?

504
00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:11,976
I don't know. When we were back there

505
00:18:11,977 --> 00:18:13,377
racing through the Miranda Rights,

506
00:18:13,378 --> 00:18:14,910
I just looked over at you and thought,

507
00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:16,410
"You're awesome.

508
00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:17,910
And you're good at doing things."

509
00:18:17,911 --> 00:18:21,510
I mean, sure, I'll miss towel,
but your happiness is worth

510
00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:23,260
way more than winning some stupid bet.

511
00:18:26,262 --> 00:18:28,110
- Are you sure about this?
- Oh, yeah.

512
00:18:28,111 --> 00:18:30,510
Your apartment is better than
mine in every way imaginable.

513
00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:31,577
You want to know what
my first thought was

514
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,710
when we dropped into the sewer?

515
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:33,744
"Smells like home."

516
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:34,910
He's lying, Amy.

517
00:18:34,911 --> 00:18:36,744
His first thought was
about the Ninja Turtles.

518
00:18:36,745 --> 00:18:38,393
Come on, Terry. We were in a sewer.

519
00:18:38,394 --> 00:18:40,176
He's gon'sta think about the Turtles.

520
00:18:40,177 --> 00:18:41,510
Yeah, I'm gon'sta, Terry.

521
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,310
- Quit being such a Malfoy.
- Yeah, Terry.

522
00:18:43,311 --> 00:18:45,277
Guys, we have a problem.

523
00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:46,477
He's not our convict.

524
00:18:46,478 --> 00:18:48,110
What? The guy in the orange jumpsuit

525
00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:50,076
that we found hiding in the
sewer is not our convict?

526
00:18:50,077 --> 00:18:51,343
He's our van driver.

527
00:18:51,344 --> 00:18:52,710
A man came to me last week.

528
00:18:52,711 --> 00:18:55,093
He told me I had to help
Gessilnick escape from jail.

529
00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:56,577
He had pictures of my family.

530
00:18:56,578 --> 00:18:57,976
He said he'd kill them if I didn't help.

531
00:18:57,977 --> 00:19:00,277
So, I crashed the van, and
Gessilnick took my clothes.

532
00:19:00,278 --> 00:19:01,876
But then where's the guy we
thought was the van driver?

533
00:19:01,877 --> 00:19:04,143
He vanished. George Gessilnick,

534
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,976
posing as a Department
of Corrections driver,

535
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:07,176
was taken to the hospital,

536
00:19:07,177 --> 00:19:08,610
where he escaped some hours later.

537
00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:10,310
He's highly dangerous, probably armed,

538
00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:11,577
and could be anywhere.

539
00:19:11,578 --> 00:19:13,577
Detective Diaz has some
background information

540
00:19:13,578 --> 00:19:14,577
to help in the search.

541
00:19:14,578 --> 00:19:16,277
So this is one scary dude.

542
00:19:16,278 --> 00:19:17,610
We don't have a complete
rap sheet on him

543
00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:19,043
because he's had so many aliases,

544
00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:21,277
but we know he's killed
at least five people.

545
00:19:21,278 --> 00:19:22,876
He's been in the system since he was 11.

546
00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:25,876
That's when he stole $4,000
from his foster family

547
00:19:25,877 --> 00:19:27,744
and burned their house down.

548
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:30,910
Wait a minute. This
is the foster family?

549
00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:32,143
- Yeah. Why?
- Did you see

550
00:19:32,144 --> 00:19:33,876
who the brother is?

551
00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:35,343
I need to get a message to somebody.

552
00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:37,843
This is very important. Tell him
Jake Peralta wants to see him.

553
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,927
I'm not after him. I just need his help.

554
00:19:42,795 --> 00:19:44,141
Hello?

555
00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:47,277
I followed all your rules.

556
00:19:47,278 --> 00:19:49,811
I'm unarmed. I'm not wearing a wire.

557
00:19:50,678 --> 00:19:52,826
I came alone. There's no backup.

558
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:57,860
Come on, man. I need your help
to take down your brother.

559
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:04,243
Doug Judy. The Pontiac Bandit.

560
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,327
Hey, baby.

561
00:20:05,328 --> 00:20:06,443
Nice legs.

562
00:20:06,444 --> 00:20:07,710
Why are you in your boxers?

563
00:20:07,711 --> 00:20:09,809
So you would know I'm
not wearing a wire.

564
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,410
Your buddy Scott said I had to.

565
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,510
Oh, that makes sense. Scott's a perv.

566
00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:15,843
Hey, Scott, wherever
you're watching from,

567
00:20:15,844 --> 00:20:17,010
go home!

568
00:20:17,011 --> 00:20:18,644
Sorry, man.

569
00:20:18,645 --> 00:20:19,876
So, what's so important?

570
00:20:19,877 --> 00:20:21,709
I'm looking for your
foster brother, George.

571
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,510
Hate the guy. Stole from my mom,

572
00:20:23,511 --> 00:20:24,644
burned our house down.

573
00:20:24,645 --> 00:20:25,843
Worst of all, he ran off

574
00:20:25,844 --> 00:20:28,343
with my LP of Phil Collins'
"No Jacket Required."

575
00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:29,544
It's my favorite album.

576
00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:30,677
Haven't heard it in 20 years.

577
00:20:30,678 --> 00:20:32,677
I mean, can't you just stream it?

578
00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:35,443
Can't do that to Phil.
"Sussudio" demands vinyl.

579
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,443
Right. Vinyl and whatnot. Okay, well,

580
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,843
George is a murderer now and
he just escaped from prison.

581
00:20:39,844 --> 00:20:41,677
We think he might be trying
to flee the country.

582
00:20:41,677 --> 00:20:42,709
You want me to help you catch him?

583
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,377
Like when X-men teamed up with Magneto

584
00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:45,610
to stop Apocalypse.

585
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:47,377
- I heard that one was bad.
- Wasn't great.

586
00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:49,210
- I still want to see it though.
- I'd watch it again.

587
00:20:49,211 --> 00:20:50,644
- So, does that mean you're in?
- Course I am.

588
00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:53,176
Damn, it feels good to be
on the same team for once.

589
00:20:53,177 --> 00:20:55,809
A cop and a criminal
working together.

590
00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:57,577
We need a theme song.

591
00:21:00,194 --> 00:21:01,610
Oh!

592
00:21:08,378 --> 00:21:12,310
You gave him full immunity?
Are you insane?

593
00:21:12,311 --> 00:21:13,809
You told me to cut a deal.

594
00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:17,143
I thought you'd maybe drop
charges on one or two felonies.

595
00:21:17,144 --> 00:21:19,544
But do you know how many
crimes we're forgiving?

596
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,226
- Six...
- That's not so bad.

597
00:21:21,227 --> 00:21:23,076
- Hundred!
- Oh, that's way more.

598
00:21:23,077 --> 00:21:24,643
"Grand theft auto. Grand theft auto.

599
00:21:24,644 --> 00:21:26,510
Grand theft auto. Dog fraud."

600
00:21:26,511 --> 00:21:28,277
I sold a guy a fake Pekinese.

601
00:21:28,278 --> 00:21:29,676
'Twas a cat.

602
00:21:29,677 --> 00:21:32,709
You will not win me over
with your use of "'twas."

603
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:34,243
'Twasn't trying to.

604
00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:36,277
You're clearly friends with this man,

605
00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:38,477
and you've lost your
objectivity, Peralta.

606
00:21:38,478 --> 00:21:40,277
Or have you lost your objectivity?

607
00:21:40,278 --> 00:21:41,343
What are you doing?

608
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:42,477
My bad. I thought we were leaving.

609
00:21:42,478 --> 00:21:44,610
No. I'm just making a
point here. Sit down.

610
00:21:44,611 --> 00:21:46,110
Look, sir. There's a triple-murderer

611
00:21:46,111 --> 00:21:48,110
loose in Brooklyn, and it's
our job to bring him in,

612
00:21:48,111 --> 00:21:50,243
even if that means forgiving
a guy who stole some cars,

613
00:21:50,244 --> 00:21:52,343
and, yes, sold a few cats as dogs.

614
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:53,443
More than a few.

615
00:21:53,444 --> 00:21:54,709
Weird how many people fell for that.

616
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:56,210
Plus, his deal is conditional.

617
00:21:56,211 --> 00:21:57,643
If Judy doesn't lead us to his brother,

618
00:21:57,644 --> 00:21:58,743
he doesn't get immunity.

619
00:21:58,744 --> 00:22:00,643
Look, Cap, I want to
see George behind bars

620
00:22:00,644 --> 00:22:01,643
as much as you do.

621
00:22:01,644 --> 00:22:03,010
I hate my brother.

622
00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:04,143
You can relate to that, right, sir?

623
00:22:04,144 --> 00:22:05,377
Remember how furious you got

624
00:22:05,378 --> 00:22:07,410
that time your sister
ended an email with "thx"

625
00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:08,410
instead of "thanks"?

626
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:09,776
Why would you bring that up?

627
00:22:09,777 --> 00:22:10,976
- It seemed pertinent.
- Fine.

628
00:22:10,977 --> 00:22:12,377
Let's see where this leads.

629
00:22:12,378 --> 00:22:13,377
Dismissed.

630
00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:16,043
So we don't know if anybody
helped George Judy

631
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,243
escape from this hospital.

632
00:22:17,244 --> 00:22:19,043
Security cameras show him
entering this courtyard,

633
00:22:19,044 --> 00:22:20,210
but never coming back out.

634
00:22:20,211 --> 00:22:21,243
The dude just vanished.

635
00:22:21,244 --> 00:22:23,609
Ugh. Terry hates hospitals.

636
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,609
They reek of death.

637
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,910
Ahem.

638
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,843
Oh, not you, ma'am.

639
00:22:27,844 --> 00:22:29,793
You reek of life.

640
00:22:31,995 --> 00:22:34,693
Maybe he went up the
wall like this.

641
00:22:37,644 --> 00:22:39,809
Never mind. It's not possible.

642
00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:41,477
You sure?

643
00:22:44,478 --> 00:22:47,043
Damn, Rosa! How did you do that?

644
00:22:47,044 --> 00:22:48,360
I have a dark past.

645
00:22:54,144 --> 00:22:55,543
Now you know my deepest shame.

646
00:22:55,544 --> 00:22:57,576
Cool. Well, now that I saw you do it,

647
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,093
I get how to do it too.

648
00:23:02,029 --> 00:23:04,843
Ooh, damn, Terry.

649
00:23:04,844 --> 00:23:06,676
Hey, guys. Guess what.

650
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,809
To thank you for being
such good friends,

651
00:23:08,810 --> 00:23:10,809
I picked up a big old basket of muffins.

652
00:23:10,810 --> 00:23:12,076
Follow me.

653
00:23:12,077 --> 00:23:14,243
- Come on!
- I got all kinds of muffins!

654
00:23:14,244 --> 00:23:16,576
Blueberry muffins, poppy seed muffins,

655
00:23:16,577 --> 00:23:19,277
banana nut muffins, chocolate chip...

656
00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:21,876
Ooh, wait, there are no muffins.

657
00:23:21,877 --> 00:23:23,010
What's happening now?

658
00:23:23,011 --> 00:23:24,910
How's it feel being lied to, Huh?

659
00:23:24,911 --> 00:23:27,110
I mean, I'm okay. I wasn't
really that invested

660
00:23:27,111 --> 00:23:28,510
- in the muffins.
- I was.

661
00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:29,876
You guys thought you could
keep a secret from me?

662
00:23:29,877 --> 00:23:31,410
Well, I know everything.

663
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,943
Hitchcock left his phone
in the bathroom again,

664
00:23:33,944 --> 00:23:35,576
and guess what I found on it.

665
00:23:35,577 --> 00:23:37,410
I needed the cash. I didn't
know they'd be filming.

666
00:23:37,411 --> 00:23:40,277
Text chains. Dozens of text chains.

667
00:23:40,278 --> 00:23:42,243
And I'm not on any of them.

668
00:23:42,244 --> 00:23:44,010
Take a look at this board.

669
00:23:44,011 --> 00:23:47,709
There's an Amy-Gina-Terry-
Hitchcock-Rosa-Jake chain.

670
00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:51,443
There's a Hitchcock-Terry-
Amy-Rosa Chain.

671
00:23:51,444 --> 00:23:54,809
There's even a Hitchcock-Gina-
Scully chain.

672
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,477
I mean, what the hell happens on that?

673
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,876
Well, we mostly just exchange
"Game of Thrones" theories.

674
00:23:58,877 --> 00:24:00,809
The little guy is gonna marry a dragon.

675
00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:01,809
We think.

676
00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:03,443
Well, one thing's for sure:

677
00:24:03,444 --> 00:24:06,876
Charles Boyle...
is off the chains.

678
00:24:06,877 --> 00:24:08,243
I'm sorry.

679
00:24:08,244 --> 00:24:10,693
We only excluded you
because you're kind of...

680
00:24:10,694 --> 00:24:11,876
an over-texter.

681
00:24:11,877 --> 00:24:13,910
Over-texter? That's not even a thing.

682
00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,743
Oh really? So you don't
remember the time

683
00:24:15,744 --> 00:24:18,910
you sent 97 unanswered texts
in a five-minute span?

684
00:24:18,911 --> 00:24:21,076
My phone vibrated itself off the desk.

685
00:24:21,077 --> 00:24:22,776
I think it was committing suicide.

686
00:24:22,777 --> 00:24:24,876
It's okay. This isn't the first
time I've been left out.

687
00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:27,743
At camp, nobody would
be friends with me.

688
00:24:27,744 --> 00:24:29,377
I had to hang out with the lunch ladies.

689
00:24:29,378 --> 00:24:33,476
After summer ended, they never
replied to any of my letters.

690
00:24:33,477 --> 00:24:35,043
Oh, this is really sad.

691
00:24:35,044 --> 00:24:37,010
There's just no muffins at all.

692
00:24:37,011 --> 00:24:38,743
- Kaboom!
- What's this?

693
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:40,043
That is the art auction

694
00:24:40,044 --> 00:24:42,176
that George Judy will
be robbing tonight.

695
00:24:42,177 --> 00:24:44,010
- Why is it so sticky?
- I was eating sour straws.

696
00:24:44,011 --> 00:24:46,043
It's crazy that's what
you're choosing to focus on.

697
00:24:46,044 --> 00:24:47,310
Doug Judy came through for us.

698
00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:48,492
That's what George is after:

699
00:24:48,493 --> 00:24:50,976
a bejeweled egg worth $20 million.

700
00:24:50,977 --> 00:24:53,210
That's a nice egg, but how
do you know he'll be there?

701
00:24:53,211 --> 00:24:55,377
Doug's boy Parker said he
kept asking about the place.

702
00:24:55,378 --> 00:24:56,976
And what does this Parker do?

703
00:24:56,977 --> 00:24:58,643
You know, I don't know.
I can't really recall.

704
00:24:58,644 --> 00:24:59,876
Some sort of auto-industry professional.

705
00:24:59,877 --> 00:25:01,576
Maybe, like, a car thief
or some such whatnot.

706
00:25:01,577 --> 00:25:04,310
Oh, I see. So the only
thing we have to go on is

707
00:25:04,311 --> 00:25:06,210
the word of one of
your criminal friends?

708
00:25:06,211 --> 00:25:07,910
Criminals? That's how you see us?

709
00:25:07,911 --> 00:25:10,976
Is it a crime to steal
bread to feed your family?

710
00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:13,676
Or to sell some weed so
you can buy video games?

711
00:25:13,677 --> 00:25:16,010
Or to steal video games because
you smoked all that weed

712
00:25:16,011 --> 00:25:18,143
- you were supposed to sell?
- Yes, all of those are crimes.

713
00:25:18,144 --> 00:25:20,843
- Damn. Even the bread one?
- Especially the bread one.

714
00:25:20,844 --> 00:25:23,176
But since this is the
only lead you have,

715
00:25:23,177 --> 00:25:24,210
go do something with it.

716
00:25:24,211 --> 00:25:26,310
Oh, we'll go do something with it.

717
00:25:26,311 --> 00:25:28,676
We'll go do something
with the hell out of it.

718
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,110
No, no, no.

719
00:25:38,111 --> 00:25:39,110
He's not a cop.

720
00:25:39,111 --> 00:25:40,876
He can't be wearing any of this.

721
00:25:40,877 --> 00:25:42,043
It's just a windbreaker.

722
00:25:42,044 --> 00:25:43,876
It's not like I gave
him a badge and a gun.

723
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:46,076
- Uh, he has both of those things.
- It's not loaded.

724
00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:48,310
I just want to cock it and
say a cool cop catch phrase.

725
00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:52,243
New York's finest just
got a whole lot finer.

726
00:25:52,244 --> 00:25:53,576
Give me that.

727
00:25:53,577 --> 00:25:55,110
I'm putting myself on this case.

728
00:25:55,111 --> 00:25:57,010
All right, Captain.

729
00:25:57,011 --> 00:25:59,509
Looks like New York's finest
just got a whole lot...

730
00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:00,976
- Let's go!
- All right.

731
00:26:05,186 --> 00:26:07,633
Whoo. Okay.

732
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:10,234
How do I look? Like I'm about to
buy a bunch of expensive art?

733
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,134
Hell, yeah. And not
just paintings either.

734
00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:14,505
You look statue rich.

735
00:26:14,507 --> 00:26:16,240
I didn't know we'd have to valet.

736
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,506
Perhaps I shouldn't have brought Gertie.

737
00:26:17,507 --> 00:26:18,706
Who's Gertie?

738
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:21,073
That foxy little she-devil
we just drove here in.

739
00:26:21,074 --> 00:26:22,640
Gertie? No, man.

740
00:26:22,641 --> 00:26:24,873
A car's gotta have a
sexy name, like Brooke,

741
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:27,240
or Tiffany, or Sandra, or Candice.

742
00:26:27,241 --> 00:26:29,840
Yeah, or Suzie, or Dana, or Karen.

743
00:26:29,841 --> 00:26:32,007
Oh, no, wait. That's my mom's name.

744
00:26:32,008 --> 00:26:33,840
- Why did I say my mom's name?
- Ugh.

745
00:26:33,841 --> 00:26:36,640
The sight of another man
inside her makes me sick.

746
00:26:36,641 --> 00:26:39,140
Yeah. I dislike this
conversation very much.

747
00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:40,973
Treat her gently!

748
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,840
You know that's not a nice car, right?

749
00:26:42,841 --> 00:26:44,173
Say that again.

750
00:26:44,174 --> 00:26:45,406
Damn, Cap. Be cool.

751
00:26:45,407 --> 00:26:48,090
Say that again.

752
00:26:49,424 --> 00:26:50,626
That's what I thought.

753
00:26:51,607 --> 00:26:52,656
I'll be in the venue.

754
00:26:54,192 --> 00:26:56,207
- Come on, Boyle.
- What's this about?

755
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,940
Look, if you're leading me to some sort

756
00:26:57,941 --> 00:27:00,506
of big surprise apology
where everyone's there

757
00:27:00,507 --> 00:27:03,040
and you all want me to join
your stupid text chains,

758
00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:04,406
I am 100% in.

759
00:27:04,407 --> 00:27:06,806
These last 24 hours have just been hell.

760
00:27:06,807 --> 00:27:09,473
Oh, it's just my former
lover. Hello, sister.

761
00:27:09,474 --> 00:27:11,806
Ugh, I hate when you say
those things back-to-back.

762
00:27:11,807 --> 00:27:13,506
- Here.
- You took my phone?

763
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,539
Yeah. I had to delete your GIF keyboard

764
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:18,007
and your three "Property
Brothers" emoji apps.

765
00:27:18,008 --> 00:27:19,840
Wait. Did you delete them because...

766
00:27:19,841 --> 00:27:21,906
Yeah. You're on the office text chain.

767
00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:23,740
Are you serious? This is amazing.

768
00:27:23,741 --> 00:27:25,306
Yeah, well I was totally against it,

769
00:27:25,307 --> 00:27:27,840
but Amy felt bad because
you seemed so pathetic.

770
00:27:27,841 --> 00:27:28,906
- Don't say that.
- It worked!

771
00:27:28,907 --> 00:27:30,140
I mean, your little camp story.

772
00:27:30,141 --> 00:27:32,207
Was the saddest childhood
memory I've ever heard,

773
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:34,140
and I've listened to Amy
talking about attending

774
00:27:34,141 --> 00:27:36,173
"the crossing guard's jamboree."

775
00:27:36,174 --> 00:27:38,140
That was fun! We were directing traffic

776
00:27:38,141 --> 00:27:39,339
in the hotel hallways.

777
00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:40,840
People were freaking out.

778
00:27:40,841 --> 00:27:42,640
Mm-hmm. Just don't make us regret this.

779
00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:43,806
I won't. I swear I won't.

780
00:27:43,807 --> 00:27:45,557
I gotta tell my dad.

781
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:48,439
I know you weren't on board with this,

782
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,140
but look how happy we made him.

783
00:27:50,141 --> 00:27:51,973
- And at no cost to our...
- oh.

784
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,806
- And here it comes.
- No.

785
00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:56,007
- That was just one...
- uh-oh.

786
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,773
I bet he's just getting it

787
00:27:57,774 --> 00:27:59,140
- out of his system.
- Oh, yeah.

788
00:27:59,141 --> 00:28:00,806
I'm sure he'll be brief.

789
00:28:00,807 --> 00:28:03,107
Apparently the Tsar of Russia
gave that bejeweled egg

790
00:28:03,108 --> 00:28:04,539
to his girlfriend as a present.

791
00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:06,673
I've never gotten a bejeweled
anything. Stupid Amy.

792
00:28:06,674 --> 00:28:09,506
Well, I highly doubt our
murderer is gonna show up here.

793
00:28:09,507 --> 00:28:11,339
Doug Judy said he's be
here, and I believe him.

794
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:13,873
Cap, got some hors d'oeuvres.

795
00:28:13,874 --> 00:28:15,573
I don't know what you
like, so I guessed:

796
00:28:15,574 --> 00:28:17,439
the radishes they put on
the side for decoration?

797
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,873
Mmm, thank you. Cut into a flower?

798
00:28:19,874 --> 00:28:21,140
Where are we, Las Vegas?

799
00:28:21,141 --> 00:28:22,740
Guys, look over there by the hallway.

800
00:28:22,741 --> 00:28:24,140
See the woman in the red?

801
00:28:24,141 --> 00:28:25,973
I think that's my brother's
girlfriend, Fran.

802
00:28:25,974 --> 00:28:27,890
I don't want her to recognize me.

803
00:28:27,891 --> 00:28:29,840
Does she have a scar on her left cheek?

804
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:31,706
Maybe. What's the shape of the scar?

805
00:28:31,707 --> 00:28:33,506
- Just a general slash shape.
- Oh, darn.

806
00:28:33,507 --> 00:28:35,040
I've been reading a lot
of "Harry Potter" lately,

807
00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:36,306
and I was hoping for something more fun.

808
00:28:36,307 --> 00:28:37,873
Okay, I'll head towards her.

809
00:28:37,874 --> 00:28:42,173
You go around back in case
she makes a break for it.

810
00:28:42,174 --> 00:28:43,773
She's on the move.

811
00:28:43,774 --> 00:28:45,406
Excuse me, ma'am. Oh.

812
00:28:45,407 --> 00:28:48,373
- No, please stop.
- Freeze.

813
00:28:48,374 --> 00:28:50,740
- What's going on?
- No scar. It's not Fran.

814
00:28:50,741 --> 00:28:52,173
Then why was she running?

815
00:28:52,174 --> 00:28:54,306
Because a strange guy started
following me to the bathroom.

816
00:28:54,307 --> 00:28:55,439
Right. Because men are horrible

817
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,873
and the world is a nightmare. Yeah.

818
00:28:56,874 --> 00:28:59,007
- Oh, no. Where's Doug Judy?
- Where we left him. Why?

819
00:28:59,008 --> 00:29:01,007
Scarface Fran is a ruse.

820
00:29:01,008 --> 00:29:03,007
He wanted us out of there
so he can help his brother

821
00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:04,990
steal the egg!

822
00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:09,172
Check it out. Shot glasses of soup.

823
00:29:09,173 --> 00:29:11,306
Oh, you wondering how
I got the whole tray?

824
00:29:11,307 --> 00:29:12,606
Charmed it right out of her

825
00:29:18,558 --> 00:29:19,589
You want some soup?

826
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:30,239
- This where you been all day?
- Yep. Just looking for clues.

827
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,806
Trying to see how George Judy escaped.

828
00:29:32,807 --> 00:29:35,007
- You're pretty sweaty.
- Terry runs hot.

829
00:29:35,008 --> 00:29:36,439
Terry runs hot.

830
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,673
You're trying to see if you
can do that wall climb,

831
00:29:37,674 --> 00:29:39,239
- aren't you?
- Yeah.

832
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,040
And I can't. I'm old.

833
00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:43,973
Because you can't parkour up a wall?

834
00:29:43,974 --> 00:29:45,439
It's everything.

835
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,139
The TV's always too quiet.

836
00:29:47,140 --> 00:29:49,940
I don't like how baggy
basketball shorts are.

837
00:29:49,941 --> 00:29:52,673
I even shook my fist at some
skateboarders the other day.

838
00:29:52,674 --> 00:29:54,673
- Oof.
- And there's something worse.

839
00:29:54,674 --> 00:29:56,439
Way, way worse.

840
00:30:01,691 --> 00:30:03,339
Terry needs reading glasses.

841
00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:05,806
- It's not that bad, Sarge.
- Yes, it is!

842
00:30:05,807 --> 00:30:07,806
I used to be "Batman."

843
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,539
Now I'm his dad.

844
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:13,973
His dumb, weak, getting
shot at the opera dad.

845
00:30:13,974 --> 00:30:16,007
Okay, auction over.

846
00:30:16,008 --> 00:30:17,272
I can't believe you thought Doug Judy

847
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,873
was tricking us so he
could steal the egg.

848
00:30:18,874 --> 00:30:20,439
If anyone was stealing
any eggs, it was you

849
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,172
'cause you have egg all over your face.

850
00:30:22,173 --> 00:30:24,172
Is that why you've been so
quiet these last four minutes?

851
00:30:24,173 --> 00:30:25,773
- You had to think of that?
- Mm-hmm. Was it worth it?

852
00:30:25,774 --> 00:30:27,506
- Hell, yeah.
- Ah, venomous burn.

853
00:30:27,507 --> 00:30:29,172
Suck out the poison.

854
00:30:31,207 --> 00:30:32,606
Wow.

855
00:30:32,607 --> 00:30:34,640
He may not have been pulling
something back there,

856
00:30:34,641 --> 00:30:36,439
but both of you were
wrong about George Judy.

857
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,773
He never showed. We wasted a day,

858
00:30:38,774 --> 00:30:41,439
and if anyone has egg on
their faces, it's you two.

859
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,539
Doug Egg and Egg Peralta.

860
00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:46,439
That's actually kind of a dope name.

861
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,206
What's going on out there?

862
00:30:48,207 --> 00:30:51,206
Hey, Jake Peralta, NYPD:
What happened here?

863
00:30:51,207 --> 00:30:53,406
Somebody knocked out the
valet, stole all the cars.

864
00:30:53,407 --> 00:30:55,973
- Every single one.
- So George was here.

865
00:30:55,974 --> 00:30:57,940
He wasn't after the egg,
he was after the cars.

866
00:30:57,941 --> 00:31:02,172
Well, looks like Doug Judy was
right after all, huh, Captain?

867
00:31:02,173 --> 00:31:03,439
Why aren't you saying anything?

868
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,940
Is it because you're so
embarrassed for being wrong?

869
00:31:04,941 --> 00:31:06,433
Gertie!

870
00:31:09,941 --> 00:31:12,615
Shut up! Shut up!

871
00:31:14,467 --> 00:31:16,415
I don't get it. Why would George Judy

872
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:17,917
steal all these cars and not the egg?

873
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,516
Easier to sell if you're in a hurry.

874
00:31:19,517 --> 00:31:21,617
Plus these are some valuable vehicles.

875
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,550
- Bugatti, Ferrari...
- Gertie.

876
00:31:23,551 --> 00:31:25,183
I don't think Gertie was
a prime target, sir.

877
00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:27,850
Do you know how much custom
work there was on her?

878
00:31:27,851 --> 00:31:30,216
I disabled the FM
function from the radio.

879
00:31:30,217 --> 00:31:32,450
The guy said, "Oh, you
can just not use it,"

880
00:31:32,451 --> 00:31:34,617
but I said, "Ugh, I'll
always know it's there."

881
00:31:34,618 --> 00:31:37,817
Boom. Shelby Cobra 427SC.

882
00:31:37,818 --> 00:31:39,750
That's a million dollars
on four wheels, baby.

883
00:31:39,751 --> 00:31:41,049
That's what George is after.

884
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:42,516
How do we even know George did it?

885
00:31:42,517 --> 00:31:43,850
I mean, nobody saw him.

886
00:31:43,851 --> 00:31:47,183
But there was a prolific car
thief at the scene of the crime.

887
00:31:47,184 --> 00:31:49,049
You talking about me? I'm a cop now.

888
00:31:49,050 --> 00:31:50,483
- No, you're not.
- Then why do I have a badge

889
00:31:50,484 --> 00:31:52,316
and a gun?

890
00:31:52,317 --> 00:31:54,049
The thin blue line just
got thick as hell.

891
00:31:54,050 --> 00:31:55,249
- Give me that!
- Come on, Judy.

892
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,483
It's not loaded.

893
00:31:56,484 --> 00:31:57,917
Look, if I was gonna
jack a bunch of cars,

894
00:31:57,918 --> 00:31:59,750
I would bring two of New
York's best detectives with me

895
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,316
to the scene of the crime.

896
00:32:01,317 --> 00:32:02,984
- Aww, you think we're the best?
- Flattery won't work on us.

897
00:32:02,985 --> 00:32:04,683
- What?
- This is nonsense.

898
00:32:04,684 --> 00:32:07,049
- You're off the case.
- Whoa, whoa, sir. Come on.

899
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,617
We're chasing a murderer.

900
00:32:08,618 --> 00:32:10,516
A murderer that just
stole a ton of cars.

901
00:32:10,517 --> 00:32:12,416
Who knows more about that
world than Doug Judy?

902
00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:14,216
Plus remember, he doesn't get immunity

903
00:32:14,217 --> 00:32:15,516
unless he helps us bring his brother in.

904
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:16,650
I know, but...

905
00:32:16,651 --> 00:32:18,650
Do you want to get back Gertie or not?

906
00:32:18,651 --> 00:32:20,917
- Fine. He's still on the case.
- Ah!

907
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:42,583
Okay, Charles, I was you
on this text chain.

908
00:32:42,584 --> 00:32:45,183
I really do, but since
you joined yesterday,

909
00:32:45,184 --> 00:32:47,483
you have sent 71 texts.

910
00:32:47,484 --> 00:32:50,183
The rest of the group
collectively has sent two.

911
00:32:50,184 --> 00:32:54,016
You know, honestly, I'd
rather get hit by a bus

912
00:32:54,017 --> 00:32:56,216
than get one more text
from you, Charles.

913
00:32:56,217 --> 00:32:58,149
Fine. I've been kicked
out of things before.

914
00:32:58,150 --> 00:32:59,550
At camp, I found a slam book

915
00:32:59,551 --> 00:33:01,350
that the lunch ladies
had written about me.

916
00:33:01,351 --> 00:33:03,183
I'm sorry, Charles,
but there is no story

917
00:33:03,184 --> 00:33:04,316
sad enough to save you now.

918
00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:06,249
Challenge accepted.

919
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:09,249
Once, as a tween, I got
my penis entirely...

920
00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:10,483
Okay, stop! No, no, no, no, no.

921
00:33:10,484 --> 00:33:13,216
Our plan was just to teach
you to text better.

922
00:33:13,217 --> 00:33:16,416
You know, a lot of people
like the way I text.

923
00:33:16,417 --> 00:33:18,316
Look, if you can't
accept me for who I am,

924
00:33:18,317 --> 00:33:19,917
- then I don't need this chain.
- Okay, great.

925
00:33:19,918 --> 00:33:21,516
No, no, no, I need to
be included so badly.

926
00:33:21,517 --> 00:33:23,350
I'll do whatever you say. I
literally have zero pride.

927
00:33:23,351 --> 00:33:24,550
And that's what I like to hear.

928
00:33:24,551 --> 00:33:26,850
Oh, Charles.

929
00:33:26,851 --> 00:33:29,383
Okay, so you guys are rich Europeans

930
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:31,550
looking to buy a Shelby.
I'll make the introductions.

931
00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:32,983
Wait, we can't just be Europeans.

932
00:33:32,984 --> 00:33:34,817
- What country are we from?
- What languages do you speak?

933
00:33:34,818 --> 00:33:37,949
French, Spanish, some Portuguese.

934
00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:40,249
Obviously Greek, enough
Flemish to get by.

935
00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:42,416
Tight. What about you, Peralta?

936
00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:44,750
Um, I can do a pretty
good Italian accent.

937
00:33:44,751 --> 00:33:46,483
"You think you could milk me?"

938
00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:48,516
So you're just doing De Niro
from "Meet the Parents?"

939
00:33:48,517 --> 00:33:50,016
I don't know, am I?

940
00:33:50,017 --> 00:33:51,883
- That's a terrible De Niro.
- I don't know.

941
00:33:51,884 --> 00:33:54,016
- This is De Niro.
- I think it's pretty good.

942
00:33:54,017 --> 00:33:55,850
- Mine's better.
- It's pretty good.

943
00:33:55,851 --> 00:33:57,149
- We'll just make you American.
- Okay.

944
00:33:57,150 --> 00:34:00,016
- Griff.
- Hey, Doug Judy.

945
00:34:00,017 --> 00:34:01,516
- Hey.
- What can I do for you?

946
00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:02,850
Hey, did my brother stop by?

947
00:34:02,851 --> 00:34:05,583
I heard he jacked some nice
cars, and I might have a buyer.

948
00:34:05,584 --> 00:34:08,049
This is Maxime Dubois,
international millionaire.

949
00:34:08,050 --> 00:34:10,083
- Bonjour.
- He doesn't speak any English.

950
00:34:10,084 --> 00:34:11,383
This is his lawyer, Carl Mangerson.

951
00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:12,650
Hey, I'm a lawyer.

952
00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,483
Maxine wants to buy a Shelby Cobra.

953
00:34:14,484 --> 00:34:15,583
I hear George might have one.

954
00:34:15,584 --> 00:34:17,216
He just dropped off a few cars,

955
00:34:17,217 --> 00:34:19,817
but he didn't say
anything about no Cobra.

956
00:34:19,818 --> 00:34:22,383
I mostly deal with scrap
and crap, you know?

957
00:34:22,384 --> 00:34:23,983
Son of a bitch.

958
00:34:23,984 --> 00:34:25,817
Hey, hey, is everything
all right here, Maxime?

959
00:34:25,818 --> 00:34:27,149
You're speaking good English.

960
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:30,149
Eh, just a few phrases he
picked up from movies and such.

961
00:34:30,150 --> 00:34:32,750
He's disappointed. He
really wanted that Cobra.

962
00:34:32,751 --> 00:34:34,216
You know the French, so passionate,

963
00:34:34,217 --> 00:34:36,049
even their skunks. Pepé Le Pew.

964
00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:37,882
It doesn't matter; I'm a
lawyer. No further comments.

965
00:34:37,883 --> 00:34:39,183
Do you know where George is?

966
00:34:39,184 --> 00:34:41,249
Maybe I can do business with him myself.

967
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:42,550
- Gertie!
- What?

968
00:34:42,551 --> 00:34:46,617
Uh, that was French for...

969
00:34:48,150 --> 00:34:49,832
"I gotta make a phone call."

970
00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,650
He's gotta make a phone call.

971
00:34:51,651 --> 00:34:53,016
Frenchmens...

972
00:34:53,017 --> 00:34:56,316
You can't bring them anywhere.

973
00:34:56,317 --> 00:34:57,817
So if George went over that wall,

974
00:34:57,818 --> 00:35:00,483
he would have been caught on
a security camera across...

975
00:35:00,484 --> 00:35:02,617
- Whatcha eating there, Sarge?
- Cream of Wheat.

976
00:35:02,618 --> 00:35:04,617
It's easy to chew, and
it keeps you regular.

977
00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:06,316
It's a favorite dish of the elderly.

978
00:35:06,317 --> 00:35:07,816
Stop freaking out about this.

979
00:35:07,817 --> 00:35:09,650
Yeah, yeah, I know.
"I'm young at heart."

980
00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:11,316
No, you are super old at heart.

981
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:12,816
You always have been. You love yogurt.

982
00:35:12,817 --> 00:35:14,316
You volunteer at your polling place.

983
00:35:14,317 --> 00:35:17,083
You refuse to deposit
your checks at an ATM.

984
00:35:17,084 --> 00:35:18,882
It's a machine. I don't trust it.

985
00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:20,316
I get what you're saying,

986
00:35:20,317 --> 00:35:22,882
but at least I used to be a
prime physical specimen.

987
00:35:22,883 --> 00:35:24,483
Dude, you have, like, 1% body fat.

988
00:35:24,484 --> 00:35:26,949
Now I'm at 1.8. I'm fat.

989
00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:28,816
I'm a fat, bald old man.

990
00:35:28,817 --> 00:35:30,249
- You shave your head.
- Yeah, Rosa.

991
00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:31,683
Vin Diesel and I shave our heads

992
00:35:31,684 --> 00:35:33,149
because we think it looks good.

993
00:35:33,150 --> 00:35:34,683
Okay, you obviously want to sit here

994
00:35:34,684 --> 00:35:37,216
feeling sorry for yourself,
but we have work to do.

995
00:35:37,217 --> 00:35:38,849
So, I don't know, why don't
I get you a wheelchair

996
00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:42,350
- and a box of diapers.
- The wheelchair!

997
00:35:42,351 --> 00:35:45,083
That's how he escaped. He
dressed up like an old lady.

998
00:35:45,084 --> 00:35:46,450
That orderly is pushing him out.

999
00:35:46,451 --> 00:35:47,882
He did have an accomplice.

1000
00:35:47,883 --> 00:35:49,849
I'm gonna find this bastard.

1001
00:35:49,850 --> 00:35:52,149
I don't need this anymore.

1002
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,016
I should take my jacket, though.

1003
00:35:54,017 --> 00:35:58,249
I mean, it's January. I ain't crazy.

1004
00:36:01,651 --> 00:36:03,849
Oh, Gertie.

1005
00:36:08,535 --> 00:36:10,483
Psst. George is here.

1006
00:36:10,484 --> 00:36:14,516
- He's out back.
- Let's go. Right now.

1007
00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:16,416
don't move!

1008
00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:19,400
Crap, he's getting away!

1009
00:36:21,402 --> 00:36:23,183
All right.

1010
00:36:23,184 --> 00:36:25,216
We can run right through it.
These suits are fire-resistant.

1011
00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:26,882
These suits are not fire-resistant.

1012
00:36:26,883 --> 00:36:28,550
They're not? Then why
are they so expensive?

1013
00:36:28,551 --> 00:36:31,483
Bye, Peralta.

1014
00:36:31,484 --> 00:36:33,483
No! Judy!

1015
00:36:33,484 --> 00:36:36,400
Both Judys! Judys!

1016
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,278
Oh, I can't believe this!

1017
00:36:40,662 --> 00:36:42,527
I really thought I could
trust Doug Judy this time.

1018
00:36:42,529 --> 00:36:44,628
I kept telling you not to,
but you wouldn't listen.

1019
00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:46,663
You were too busy singing your songs

1020
00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,230
and planning trips to Niagara Falls.

1021
00:36:48,231 --> 00:36:49,697
We just said neither
of us had ever been.

1022
00:36:49,698 --> 00:36:51,463
There were no hard plans.

1023
00:36:51,464 --> 00:36:53,363
Look, it's humiliating.

1024
00:36:53,364 --> 00:36:56,197
Doug Judy thought he could
manipulate me, and he could.

1025
00:36:56,198 --> 00:36:58,004
I feel like I'm a terrible cop.

1026
00:36:59,897 --> 00:37:01,230
Wow, I really thought you
were going to chime in

1027
00:37:01,231 --> 00:37:02,197
with something supportive there.

1028
00:37:02,198 --> 00:37:03,630
We have to go.

1029
00:37:03,631 --> 00:37:05,664
Captain?

1030
00:37:05,665 --> 00:37:08,397
Okay, Charles. This is your final exam.

1031
00:37:08,398 --> 00:37:09,463
We're gonna show you a text

1032
00:37:09,464 --> 00:37:11,363
and then two potential responses.

1033
00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:13,197
You need to tell us which
is more appropriate.

1034
00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:15,896
Amy writes, "Leaving the
virgin festival..."

1035
00:37:15,897 --> 00:37:18,096
- Gina...
- "Be there in ten minutes."

1036
00:37:18,097 --> 00:37:20,330
Do you reply,

1037
00:37:20,331 --> 00:37:22,163
"I'll be counting down the seconds.

1038
00:37:22,164 --> 00:37:26,630
"600, 599, 598, JK, LOL,

1039
00:37:26,631 --> 00:37:29,863
"597, 596, smiley face, smiley face,

1040
00:37:29,864 --> 00:37:31,796
cat smiley, thumbs up."

1041
00:37:31,797 --> 00:37:34,130
Or, "Okay."

1042
00:37:34,131 --> 00:37:36,530
It's a trick question. The
text requires no response.

1043
00:37:36,531 --> 00:37:40,163
Charles Boyle, welcome back
to the Nine-Nine text chain.

1044
00:37:40,164 --> 00:37:42,063
Yes! We should call it
the Nine-Nine party line

1045
00:37:42,064 --> 00:37:43,796
- I'll rename the thread.
- Charles.

1046
00:37:43,797 --> 00:37:45,497
Sorry. I'll be better. I'll be better.

1047
00:37:48,830 --> 00:37:51,197
There's the car. How'd
you know they'd be here?

1048
00:37:51,198 --> 00:37:53,796
Detective's intuition.

1049
00:37:53,797 --> 00:37:55,863
Okay, fine. We went to
Dave and Buster's together

1050
00:37:55,864 --> 00:37:58,996
and got separated, so we
turned on Find My Friends.

1051
00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:05,921
The stairs are in the back.

1052
00:38:07,097 --> 00:38:08,463
Looking for us?

1053
00:38:08,464 --> 00:38:11,446
Put your guns down, turn around slowly.

1054
00:38:15,148 --> 00:38:17,763
What the hell, Judy? I
thought we were friends.

1055
00:38:17,764 --> 00:38:19,163
I don't know why you thought that.

1056
00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:20,330
'Cause you kept saying we were.

1057
00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:22,263
We had hard plans to
go to Niagara Falls.

1058
00:38:22,264 --> 00:38:24,397
So, bro, you friends with this cop?

1059
00:38:24,398 --> 00:38:26,063
Nah. This thirsty-ass bitch

1060
00:38:26,064 --> 00:38:27,397
is just desperate for attention.

1061
00:38:27,398 --> 00:38:28,930
Thirsty-ass bitch?

1062
00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:31,363
Okay, Captain, now I know you're
going to step in and defend me.

1063
00:38:31,364 --> 00:38:33,497
Well, you were begging me
to compliment you earlier.

1064
00:38:33,498 --> 00:38:35,197
Oh, my God. This is the
worst day of my life.

1065
00:38:35,198 --> 00:38:37,863
- Where's Charles?
- So, if you're not friends,

1066
00:38:37,864 --> 00:38:39,397
you won't mind if I waste him, right?

1067
00:38:39,398 --> 00:38:41,796
Of course he minds. I mean,
sure, we're enemies,

1068
00:38:41,797 --> 00:38:44,163
but in, like, a playful
way, like Tom and Jerry.

1069
00:38:44,164 --> 00:38:47,343
Oh, my God. Was Tom trying to eat Jerry?

1070
00:38:48,398 --> 00:38:49,729
- My whole life is a lie.
- Shoot him.

1071
00:38:49,730 --> 00:38:51,530
No, no, no. Those can't
be my last words.

1072
00:38:51,531 --> 00:38:53,796
Uh, ay caramba.

1073
00:38:53,797 --> 00:38:55,430
What the hell?

1074
00:38:57,597 --> 00:38:59,796
Whoops. Looks like somebody
forgot to put bullets

1075
00:38:59,797 --> 00:39:01,863
- in his brother's gun.
- Aha!

1076
00:39:01,864 --> 00:39:03,663
I knew you didn't betray me.

1077
00:39:03,664 --> 00:39:05,863
I said that accusatorily,
but I'm very happy.

1078
00:39:17,064 --> 00:39:18,729
- The talking dog died.
- Aww, man.

1079
00:39:18,730 --> 00:39:20,746
I know; it was a bummer note to end on.

1080
00:39:22,814 --> 00:39:24,463
- You got our orderly.
- Turns out he really didn't

1081
00:39:24,464 --> 00:39:25,463
work at the hospital,

1082
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,629
but he left his print behind

1083
00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:28,297
in the room where he stole the scrubs.

1084
00:39:28,298 --> 00:39:29,996
It didn't take long to track him down.

1085
00:39:29,997 --> 00:39:31,729
Whoa. With that and the wheelchair,

1086
00:39:31,730 --> 00:39:33,497
that's some pretty nice
police work, Sarge.

1087
00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:35,230
I know.

1088
00:39:35,231 --> 00:39:37,930
You know, my muscles
might not be as strong

1089
00:39:37,931 --> 00:39:40,946
as when I was young, but one's stronger:

1090
00:39:40,947 --> 00:39:43,230
my big, beefy brain.

1091
00:39:43,231 --> 00:39:48,230
Now if you will excuse
me, I have to process...

1092
00:39:48,231 --> 00:39:49,629
David Willis.

1093
00:39:49,630 --> 00:39:51,863
Aww, you got a little
necklace for your glasses.

1094
00:39:51,864 --> 00:39:54,330
I had to. I almost lost them
last night during "Wheel."

1095
00:39:54,331 --> 00:39:57,963
Hey, Rosa. Have a hard candy.

1096
00:39:57,964 --> 00:39:59,913
Terry is embracing his age.

1097
00:40:01,048 --> 00:40:02,563
I just got off the phone with the DA.

1098
00:40:02,564 --> 00:40:04,663
And for aiding in the
capture of George Judy,

1099
00:40:04,664 --> 00:40:06,696
you have officially
been granted immunity

1100
00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:08,030
from all your past crimes.

1101
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:09,663
- So I'm a free man?
- Mm.

1102
00:40:09,664 --> 00:40:13,063
Nope, still smells the same.

1103
00:40:13,064 --> 00:40:14,463
I'm sorry that I doubted you,

1104
00:40:14,464 --> 00:40:16,263
but you did drive off with the
guy that we were chasing.

1105
00:40:16,264 --> 00:40:17,996
Had to. I saw he was about to get away,

1106
00:40:17,997 --> 00:40:20,130
so I tricked him into
thinking I was on his side.

1107
00:40:20,131 --> 00:40:21,430
It's crazy how good I am at your job.

1108
00:40:21,431 --> 00:40:24,230
Look, I owe you both an apology.

1109
00:40:24,231 --> 00:40:26,896
Doug Judy, I underestimated
your honesty.

1110
00:40:26,897 --> 00:40:30,363
And, Peralta, I underestimated
your instincts.

1111
00:40:30,364 --> 00:40:31,896
Yeah, I'm gonna need a lot
more from you than that.

1112
00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:34,197
Fine. You're a good cop...

1113
00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:36,529
even if you are a thirst-ass bitch.

1114
00:40:36,530 --> 00:40:38,496
Wow. Okay.

1115
00:40:38,497 --> 00:40:41,096
Solved a pretty intense murder,
and just crap all over me.

1116
00:40:41,097 --> 00:40:45,363
Hey, Captain, got you a
little something-something.

1117
00:40:45,364 --> 00:40:46,663
- Gertie?
- Nope.

1118
00:40:46,664 --> 00:40:50,796
But she is the exact same
make, model, and color.

1119
00:40:50,797 --> 00:40:52,696
Oh, my God, you stole this.

1120
00:40:52,697 --> 00:40:55,030
- I can't be driving a stolen...
- Relax, man.

1121
00:40:55,031 --> 00:40:57,462
I bought it at a used car
lot for, like, $600.

1122
00:40:57,463 --> 00:40:59,529
- This is not a nice vehicle.
- Yeah, it's not.

1123
00:40:59,530 --> 00:41:01,330
And by the way, her name's not Gertie.

1124
00:41:01,331 --> 00:41:03,763
It's Sexarella.

1125
00:41:03,764 --> 00:41:07,563
Hello, Sexarella.

1126
00:41:07,564 --> 00:41:09,829
So, what's next for you, Doug Judy?

1127
00:41:09,830 --> 00:41:11,496
I'm turning over a new leaf.

1128
00:41:11,497 --> 00:41:13,130
Gonna live that honest life.

1129
00:41:13,131 --> 00:41:14,763
Maybe open up a bakery,

1130
00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,829
buy a little house,
invest in my retirement.

1131
00:41:16,830 --> 00:41:18,197
You're gonna go back to
stealing cars immediately,

1132
00:41:18,198 --> 00:41:19,563
- aren't you?
- That's very much on the table.

1133
00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:21,496
- Yeah.
- And when you do...

1134
00:41:21,497 --> 00:41:22,896
- I'll be there to stop you.
- No, you won't.

1135
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,430
- Yes, I will.
- No, you won't.

1136
00:41:24,431 --> 00:41:26,197
- Yes, I will.
- I'm gonna miss you, man.

1137
00:41:26,198 --> 00:41:28,863
- I'm gonna miss you, brother.
- Good-bye, little Fievel.

1138
00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:30,896
Good-bye, Papa.

1139
00:41:33,897 --> 00:41:35,297
- Cool. All right, peace out.
- Uh-huh.

1140
00:41:35,298 --> 00:41:37,163
- It was good to see you.
- Good to see you, man.

1141
00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:39,197
Hey, you guys, I thought
of a funny response

1142
00:41:39,198 --> 00:41:40,729
to Terry's text from earlier.

1143
00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:42,063
Would you mind taking a
look before I hit send?

1144
00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:44,363
Charles, you've trained
for this moment, okay?

1145
00:41:44,364 --> 00:41:45,880
We trust you. Just send it.

1146
00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:49,629
Come here. Good job.

1147
00:41:49,630 --> 00:41:52,130
- All right, I'm gonna do it.
- Mm-hmm.

1148
00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:56,579
Way to go, Cha...