1 00:00:00,933 --> 00:00:02,682 All right everyone, 2 00:00:00,933 --> 00:00:02,682 as you know, 3 00:00:02,724 --> 00:00:06,559 the NYPD intends to shutter 4 00:00:02,724 --> 00:00:06,559 one precinct in Brooklyn. 5 00:00:06,599 --> 00:00:07,974 I'll be evaluating 6 00:00:06,599 --> 00:00:07,974 the Nine-Nine 7 00:00:08,016 --> 00:00:10,640 and sending my findings 8 00:00:08,016 --> 00:00:10,640 to the Deputy Commissioner. 9 00:00:10,682 --> 00:00:12,350 Are there any questions? 10 00:00:12,392 --> 00:00:14,724 Yeah, Veronica, are you 11 00:00:12,392 --> 00:00:14,724 sure you're the best person 12 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:18,058 for that job, given 13 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:18,058 our, um, you know... 14 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,058 - Sexual past. 15 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,058 - Thank you, Detective Boyle. 16 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,724 Sergeant Jeffords, 17 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,724 don't be silly. 18 00:00:21,766 --> 00:00:24,598 I won't let the fact that you 19 00:00:21,766 --> 00:00:24,598 and I have a history together 20 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,682 affect the decision 21 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,682 I have to make 22 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:27,640 in any way whatsoever. 23 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:29,225 Well that's certainly 24 00:00:27,682 --> 00:00:29,225 good to hear. 25 00:00:29,267 --> 00:00:32,599 I mean, sure, it took me years 26 00:00:29,267 --> 00:00:32,599 of intense therapy to get over 27 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,599 and it's given me 28 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,599 a fear of intimacy 29 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,682 that has affected 30 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,682 every subsequent relationship, 31 00:00:37,724 --> 00:00:41,640 but there's no reason 32 00:00:37,724 --> 00:00:41,640 I can't remain unbiased. 33 00:00:41,682 --> 00:00:43,058 The way you just said that 34 00:00:41,682 --> 00:00:43,058 makes it seem 35 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:44,640 like you actually are biased. 36 00:00:44,682 --> 00:00:48,598 I have no idea what you mean. 37 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,434 That is all. 38 00:00:51,475 --> 00:00:52,724 Okay, the plan is clear. 39 00:00:52,766 --> 00:00:55,434 Sarge, you divorce Sharon, 40 00:00:52,766 --> 00:00:55,434 abandon your children, 41 00:00:55,475 --> 00:00:56,807 get back together 42 00:00:55,475 --> 00:00:56,807 with that monster. 43 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,640 - The precinct is saved. 44 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,640 - I'm not leaving my family. 45 00:00:58,682 --> 00:00:59,807 Come on! 46 00:00:58,682 --> 00:00:59,807 You didn't even consider it! 47 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:23,640 Why... won't... 48 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:23,640 you print? 49 00:01:23,682 --> 00:01:24,807 Ah, screw this. 50 00:01:24,849 --> 00:01:26,640 No, no, no, no! 51 00:01:24,849 --> 00:01:26,640 Not again! 52 00:01:26,682 --> 00:01:28,434 What is going on here? 53 00:01:28,475 --> 00:01:30,392 Stupid printer won't print out 54 00:01:28,475 --> 00:01:30,392 my stupid resume 55 00:01:30,434 --> 00:01:33,016 which means I can't send it 56 00:01:30,434 --> 00:01:33,016 to any decent stupid precincts 57 00:01:33,058 --> 00:01:34,640 when this stupid place 58 00:01:33,058 --> 00:01:34,640 shuts down. 59 00:01:34,682 --> 00:01:35,640 That's not gonna happen. 60 00:01:35,682 --> 00:01:37,058 Why are you being 61 00:01:35,682 --> 00:01:37,058 such a Gloomy Gus? 62 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:38,558 - I'm a Realistic Randy. 63 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:38,558 - Didn't go with Rosa, huh? 64 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,598 Ugh, I'm gonna have to meet 65 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,598 a whole new group of people. 66 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,058 I hate people. 67 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,724 Life sucks. 68 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,724 Nothing good ever happens. 69 00:01:43,766 --> 00:01:45,598 That's not true. 70 00:01:43,766 --> 00:01:45,598 Come on! 71 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,058 What does Captain Holt 72 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,058 always tell us? 73 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,599 Be a good cop, do your job, 74 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,599 things'll work out. 75 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,434 Yep, just this morning, 76 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,434 I found this old bag 77 00:01:51,475 --> 00:01:53,640 on the street 78 00:01:51,475 --> 00:01:53,640 and it has a cupcake inside. 79 00:01:53,682 --> 00:01:56,058 See? 80 00:01:53,682 --> 00:01:56,058 Scully found a garbage cake. 81 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,599 And I found us... 82 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,599 a dream case. 83 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,640 Involving one 84 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,640 Ms. Cassie Sinclair. 85 00:02:00,682 --> 00:02:01,807 - From Serve & Protect? 86 00:02:00,682 --> 00:02:01,807 - Yeah. 87 00:02:01,849 --> 00:02:03,640 - That is my favorite cop show. 88 00:02:01,849 --> 00:02:03,640 - Yeah. 89 00:02:03,682 --> 00:02:05,640 Apparently her laptop was stolen 90 00:02:03,682 --> 00:02:05,640 and it had... 91 00:02:05,682 --> 00:02:07,474 "sensitive materials" on it. 92 00:02:07,516 --> 00:02:08,640 You know what that's code for... 93 00:02:08,682 --> 00:02:10,016 - Bank account numbers. 94 00:02:08,682 --> 00:02:10,016 - Nudies! 95 00:02:10,058 --> 00:02:11,392 One or the other... 96 00:02:10,058 --> 00:02:11,392 I'm not a pervert. 97 00:02:11,434 --> 00:02:12,724 The point is, Gloomy Gus, 98 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,640 - not everything is terrible. 99 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,640 - Maybe you're right. 100 00:02:14,682 --> 00:02:15,974 Maybe life isn't 101 00:02:14,682 --> 00:02:15,974 a miserable, unending, 102 00:02:16,016 --> 00:02:17,640 - maggot-filled pile of crap. 103 00:02:16,016 --> 00:02:17,640 - Yeah, there you go. 104 00:02:17,682 --> 00:02:19,640 Let's go find some nudies 105 00:02:17,682 --> 00:02:19,640 or bank account numbers... 106 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:20,849 both would be helpful. 107 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,474 Guys, we gotta do something 108 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,474 about Veronica. 109 00:02:23,516 --> 00:02:24,974 She's really out to get us. 110 00:02:25,016 --> 00:02:26,724 We just need to find out 111 00:02:25,016 --> 00:02:26,724 what horrible thing Terry did 112 00:02:26,766 --> 00:02:29,640 to this woman so he can 113 00:02:26,766 --> 00:02:29,640 apologize and make it right. 114 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,807 I've been wracking my brain. 115 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,807 I can't think of anything. 116 00:02:31,849 --> 00:02:34,392 - Did you cheat on her? 117 00:02:31,849 --> 00:02:34,392 - No! I would never do that. 118 00:02:34,434 --> 00:02:35,599 Did you date 119 00:02:34,434 --> 00:02:35,599 one of her friends 120 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:36,682 - right after you broke up? 121 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:36,682 - Uh-uh. 122 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,640 I cut off ties with 123 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,640 all our mutual friends. 124 00:02:39,682 --> 00:02:42,434 Even Tommy. 125 00:02:39,682 --> 00:02:42,434 Terry loved Tommy! 126 00:02:42,474 --> 00:02:43,640 Tommy turned Terry on to tennis. 127 00:02:43,682 --> 00:02:45,058 Well, you did 128 00:02:43,682 --> 00:02:45,058 something to her. 129 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:47,640 We'll just have to get Veronica 130 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:47,640 to tell us what it was. 131 00:02:47,682 --> 00:02:49,058 It's time for 132 00:02:47,682 --> 00:02:49,058 a little girl talk. 133 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,640 You really think 134 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,640 you can handle girl talk? 135 00:02:50,682 --> 00:02:52,640 Relax. I got this. 136 00:02:52,682 --> 00:02:56,598 Hey Veronica. 137 00:02:52,682 --> 00:02:56,598 It's time for some girl talk. 138 00:02:58,474 --> 00:02:59,640 Let me see that bra! 139 00:02:59,682 --> 00:03:00,724 Excuse me? 140 00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:02,682 Didn't work. 141 00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:02,682 What else we got? 142 00:03:04,682 --> 00:03:06,598 Hey! Huh? 143 00:03:06,766 --> 00:03:09,640 - Whoa, this is dope. 144 00:03:06,766 --> 00:03:09,640 - Dope it right. 145 00:03:09,682 --> 00:03:11,640 - Welcome to the dream factory. 146 00:03:09,682 --> 00:03:11,640 - Hey, man. 147 00:03:11,682 --> 00:03:13,350 We gotta be cool, all right? 148 00:03:13,392 --> 00:03:15,433 I know you have some fantasy 149 00:03:13,392 --> 00:03:15,433 about being a movie star. 150 00:03:15,474 --> 00:03:16,682 I don't fantasize 151 00:03:15,474 --> 00:03:16,682 about being a movie star. 152 00:03:16,724 --> 00:03:18,640 I fantasize about meeting one. 153 00:03:18,682 --> 00:03:20,724 And being invited to a party 154 00:03:18,682 --> 00:03:20,724 at George Clooney's villa, 155 00:03:20,766 --> 00:03:24,598 where he pranks me and then 156 00:03:20,766 --> 00:03:24,598 we prank Matt Damon together 157 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,640 and then Damon's like 158 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,640 "Peralta, you got the goods. 159 00:03:26,682 --> 00:03:27,807 You're gonna be the star 160 00:03:26,682 --> 00:03:27,807 of my next movie." 161 00:03:27,849 --> 00:03:29,598 Wait, maybe I do 162 00:03:27,849 --> 00:03:29,598 want to be a movie star. 163 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:30,598 - Heads up. Here she comes. 164 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:30,598 - Okay. 165 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,391 - Hey. 166 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,391 - Ms. Sinclair. 167 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:33,640 I'm Detective Diaz. 168 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:33,640 This is Detective Peralta. 169 00:03:33,682 --> 00:03:35,640 Oh, I like the way 170 00:03:33,682 --> 00:03:35,640 you wear your badge. 171 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,640 - Can I steal that? 172 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,640 - Absolutely. 173 00:03:37,682 --> 00:03:39,724 Oh, hey, here's another little 174 00:03:37,682 --> 00:03:39,724 nugget for you, if you'd like. 175 00:03:39,766 --> 00:03:42,599 Thanks 176 00:03:39,766 --> 00:03:42,599 for coming down to the precinct. 177 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,766 Oh, and one more thing... 178 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,766 I'm a cop. 179 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:48,766 Wouldn't the person 180 00:03:47,558 --> 00:03:48,766 already know that 181 00:03:48,807 --> 00:03:51,058 - if they were at the precinct? 182 00:03:48,807 --> 00:03:51,058 - No, it works. 183 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,640 - So you had your laptop stolen? 184 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,640 - Yeah, last night. 185 00:03:53,682 --> 00:03:56,433 Someone broke into my trailer, 186 00:03:53,682 --> 00:03:56,433 jimmied the lock. 187 00:03:56,474 --> 00:03:58,058 I found out this morning 188 00:03:56,474 --> 00:03:58,058 from the second A.D. 189 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,682 Ah, A.D., 190 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,682 Announcing Department. 191 00:03:59,724 --> 00:04:01,474 - Assistant Director. 192 00:03:59,724 --> 00:04:01,474 - Oh, that's even better. 193 00:04:01,516 --> 00:04:03,516 Hey, hi, Cassie, who's this? 194 00:04:03,558 --> 00:04:05,640 Well, this is Peralta 195 00:04:03,558 --> 00:04:05,640 and Diaz, from the NYPD: 196 00:04:05,682 --> 00:04:07,599 - They're here about the laptop. 197 00:04:05,682 --> 00:04:07,599 - Oh. 198 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,682 I didn't think you were gonna 199 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,682 involve the cops in this, 200 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:11,807 but well, that's okay, 201 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:11,807 here they are. 202 00:04:11,849 --> 00:04:14,640 I'm Gary Lurmax. 203 00:04:11,849 --> 00:04:14,640 I'm the Executive Producer. 204 00:04:14,682 --> 00:04:16,558 Your name comes up at the end 205 00:04:14,682 --> 00:04:16,558 of every episode 206 00:04:16,599 --> 00:04:18,766 with that parrot that says: 207 00:04:16,599 --> 00:04:18,766 "Talk to my lawyer!" 208 00:04:18,807 --> 00:04:21,640 Well, that's actually Walter, 209 00:04:18,807 --> 00:04:21,640 my pet African grey. 210 00:04:21,682 --> 00:04:23,682 Ah, so cool. 211 00:04:21,682 --> 00:04:23,682 Anyways, we're real cops. 212 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:25,516 Should we look 213 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:25,516 at the crime scene? 214 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:27,724 Captain, can we talk? 215 00:04:27,766 --> 00:04:30,640 Boyle, you know my feelings 216 00:04:27,766 --> 00:04:30,640 about bathroom conversations. 217 00:04:30,682 --> 00:04:32,558 Steadfastly against. 218 00:04:32,599 --> 00:04:34,640 I know; I just don't want 219 00:04:32,599 --> 00:04:34,640 Veronica to overhear. 220 00:04:34,682 --> 00:04:35,682 I know what she's going through. 221 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:37,640 I've been broken up with 222 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:37,640 six times. 223 00:04:37,682 --> 00:04:38,640 Really? Only six? 224 00:04:38,682 --> 00:04:40,599 Yep. Oh wait. 225 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,058 Does it count 226 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,058 if they end the relationship 227 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,558 but still want to be friends? 228 00:04:43,599 --> 00:04:45,516 - Yes. 229 00:04:43,599 --> 00:04:45,516 - Oh, then 210. 230 00:04:45,558 --> 00:04:46,599 My point is, I'm worried 231 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,640 that Veronica 232 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,640 will never forgive Terry. 233 00:04:48,682 --> 00:04:50,682 Is there anyone above her 234 00:04:48,682 --> 00:04:50,682 that you can appeal to? 235 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,640 She reports 236 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,640 to Deputy Commissioner Grayson. 237 00:04:52,682 --> 00:04:54,433 I've already tried 238 00:04:52,682 --> 00:04:54,433 to set up a meeting with him. 239 00:04:54,474 --> 00:04:56,599 He's on vacation 240 00:04:54,474 --> 00:04:56,599 with his family in the Poconos. 241 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,807 Okay, so maybe we find out 242 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,807 where he's staying 243 00:04:58,849 --> 00:05:01,682 and just happen to run into him 244 00:04:58,849 --> 00:05:01,682 and accidentally strike up 245 00:05:01,724 --> 00:05:03,640 a little convo 246 00:05:01,724 --> 00:05:03,640 about the Nine-Nine. 247 00:05:03,682 --> 00:05:04,891 That seems rather underhanded. 248 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:06,349 Desperate times call for 249 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:06,349 Desperate Housewives. 250 00:05:06,391 --> 00:05:07,640 - What? 251 00:05:06,391 --> 00:05:07,640 - Measures. I said measures. 252 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,640 Frankly, sir, 253 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,640 I know it's not protocol, 254 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:11,558 but we don't have 255 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:11,558 any other option. 256 00:05:11,599 --> 00:05:14,391 Yes. Good point. 257 00:05:11,599 --> 00:05:14,391 It's not protocol. 258 00:05:14,433 --> 00:05:15,640 But it just might work. 259 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,640 You know, Boyle, 260 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,640 you're a bad influence on me. 261 00:05:17,682 --> 00:05:20,599 I've never been 262 00:05:17,682 --> 00:05:20,599 a bad influence on anyone! 263 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,433 Should I bring 264 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,433 my leather jacket? 265 00:05:22,474 --> 00:05:24,640 It's ankle-length and fitted. 266 00:05:24,682 --> 00:05:25,974 I won't bring it; 267 00:05:24,682 --> 00:05:25,974 it's too nice. 268 00:05:26,974 --> 00:05:28,724 Well, I always keep my laptop 269 00:05:26,974 --> 00:05:28,724 in this bag, 270 00:05:28,766 --> 00:05:30,267 but this morning, it was gone. 271 00:05:30,307 --> 00:05:32,807 Nine times out of ten, in a 272 00:05:30,307 --> 00:05:32,807 case like this, it's a stalker. 273 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:34,433 Whoever jimmied the lock didn't 274 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:34,433 know what they were doing. 275 00:05:34,474 --> 00:05:35,640 I concur. 276 00:05:35,682 --> 00:05:40,225 This was a real hack job. 277 00:05:35,682 --> 00:05:40,225 Hi, Mark Devereaux. 278 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:42,100 He plays Detective 279 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:42,100 Cole Tracker on the show. 280 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:44,183 Yeah, he does. 281 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:44,183 And if I know Cole Tracker, 282 00:05:44,225 --> 00:05:46,016 the next thing 283 00:05:44,225 --> 00:05:46,016 you're going to say is... 284 00:05:46,058 --> 00:05:47,766 So what's it gonna be: 285 00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:49,807 rock, paper, scissors... 286 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,058 or gun? 287 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,349 You watch the show. 288 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,349 I like that. 289 00:05:53,391 --> 00:05:55,974 So get me up to speed. 290 00:05:56,016 --> 00:05:57,307 Who's been in here 291 00:05:56,016 --> 00:05:57,307 since the incident? 292 00:05:57,349 --> 00:05:58,807 - What's he doing? 293 00:05:57,349 --> 00:05:58,807 - Ohh. 294 00:05:58,849 --> 00:06:00,349 I think he must be one 295 00:05:58,849 --> 00:06:00,349 of those actors who has to 296 00:06:00,391 --> 00:06:01,891 stay in character all the time. 297 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:03,766 I heard Dustin Hoffman did this 298 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:03,766 on the set of Tootsie 299 00:06:03,807 --> 00:06:05,100 - and everyone hated it. 300 00:06:03,807 --> 00:06:05,100 - On, no. 301 00:06:05,141 --> 00:06:06,640 He just thinks he's a detective 302 00:06:06,682 --> 00:06:08,849 because he's been playing one 303 00:06:06,682 --> 00:06:08,849 for 15 years. 304 00:06:08,891 --> 00:06:11,016 - I can hear you. 305 00:06:08,891 --> 00:06:11,016 - Ah, look at that time. 306 00:06:11,058 --> 00:06:14,225 They need you on set, Cassie. 307 00:06:11,058 --> 00:06:14,225 I'll walk you over. 308 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:17,807 Ooh, has anyone noticed 309 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:17,807 this crumb? 310 00:06:17,849 --> 00:06:19,974 Might wanna bag that. 311 00:06:17,849 --> 00:06:19,974 Send it to the boys at the lab. 312 00:06:20,016 --> 00:06:21,183 Well, what have we here? 313 00:06:21,224 --> 00:06:23,141 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 314 00:06:21,224 --> 00:06:23,141 Don't touch that. 315 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,433 Isn't this the case 316 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,433 the laptop was in? 317 00:06:24,474 --> 00:06:26,974 Yes, but in real life, 318 00:06:24,474 --> 00:06:26,974 when we handle evidence, 319 00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:28,058 we gotta wear gloves. 320 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,640 I never wear gloves 321 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,640 on the show. 322 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:32,058 Fans love to see my fingers. 323 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,807 Almost as much as they love 324 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,807 seeing my feet. 325 00:06:34,849 --> 00:06:35,891 Google it. 326 00:06:35,933 --> 00:06:37,100 - Nah. 327 00:06:35,933 --> 00:06:37,100 - Nah. 328 00:06:37,141 --> 00:06:39,224 Check it out. 329 00:06:37,141 --> 00:06:39,224 Devereaux gave me his card 330 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:41,391 and said, "Call me if you can 331 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:41,391 think of anything else." 332 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:42,807 Just like on the show! 333 00:06:42,849 --> 00:06:44,391 Does he know 334 00:06:42,849 --> 00:06:44,391 we're the real cops? 335 00:06:44,433 --> 00:06:46,974 - I don't think so. 336 00:06:44,433 --> 00:06:46,974 - Hey, guys. 337 00:06:47,016 --> 00:06:49,724 You know, you two have 338 00:06:47,016 --> 00:06:49,724 a really compelling dynamic. 339 00:06:49,766 --> 00:06:52,100 Would you ever consider being 340 00:06:49,766 --> 00:06:52,100 Consulting Producers 341 00:06:52,141 --> 00:06:53,474 - for the show? 342 00:06:52,141 --> 00:06:53,474 - Absolutely! 343 00:06:53,516 --> 00:06:55,349 - What does that mean? 344 00:06:53,516 --> 00:06:55,349 - Well, we pay you to come in 345 00:06:55,391 --> 00:06:57,100 in your off hours, 346 00:06:55,391 --> 00:06:57,100 talk to the writers, 347 00:06:57,141 --> 00:06:58,307 tell them your stories, 348 00:06:58,349 --> 00:06:59,891 lend the show 349 00:06:58,349 --> 00:06:59,891 a little authenticity. 350 00:06:59,933 --> 00:07:01,640 Wow, I can't believe I've been 351 00:06:59,933 --> 00:07:01,640 talking to people for free 352 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:02,807 all these years like an idiot! 353 00:07:02,849 --> 00:07:04,141 Great. I'll run it 354 00:07:02,849 --> 00:07:04,141 by the studio. 355 00:07:04,182 --> 00:07:06,141 He's gonna run it 356 00:07:04,182 --> 00:07:06,141 by the studio, Rosa. 357 00:07:06,182 --> 00:07:08,016 I told you, if we're good cops, 358 00:07:06,182 --> 00:07:08,016 you do your job, 359 00:07:08,058 --> 00:07:09,141 things will work out 360 00:07:08,058 --> 00:07:09,141 and they do. 361 00:07:09,182 --> 00:07:10,807 I don't know, man. 362 00:07:09,182 --> 00:07:10,807 Something's weird. 363 00:07:10,849 --> 00:07:12,974 I think the job offer is bogus. 364 00:07:10,849 --> 00:07:12,974 He's trying to buy us off. 365 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,100 Look, I don't know about you, 366 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,100 but I can't be bought off. 367 00:07:15,141 --> 00:07:17,349 And it's gonna take a hell of 368 00:07:15,141 --> 00:07:17,349 a lot more than some job offer 369 00:07:17,391 --> 00:07:19,640 to make me compromise 370 00:07:17,391 --> 00:07:19,640 the integrity of the badge. 371 00:07:19,682 --> 00:07:21,891 Hey, Jake, catering send over 372 00:07:19,682 --> 00:07:21,891 some chicken fingers. 373 00:07:21,933 --> 00:07:23,058 Oh! 374 00:07:26,682 --> 00:07:27,974 What is wrong with you? 375 00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:29,933 We're working a case we'll 376 00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:29,933 definitely gonna solve, 377 00:07:29,974 --> 00:07:31,182 we're hanging out 378 00:07:29,974 --> 00:07:31,182 with cool people, 379 00:07:31,224 --> 00:07:33,058 Don't ruin this with 380 00:07:31,224 --> 00:07:33,058 all your Rosa-ness. 381 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,349 Think about it. 382 00:07:34,391 --> 00:07:35,849 That producer guy 383 00:07:34,391 --> 00:07:35,849 didn't want us here at all. 384 00:07:35,891 --> 00:07:37,433 And then after watching us work 385 00:07:35,891 --> 00:07:37,433 for, like, two seconds, 386 00:07:37,474 --> 00:07:39,807 he offers us a job? 387 00:07:37,474 --> 00:07:39,807 It doesn't make sense. 388 00:07:39,849 --> 00:07:42,224 That's just how 389 00:07:39,849 --> 00:07:42,224 show biz works, you rube! 390 00:07:42,266 --> 00:07:43,640 Listen to yourself. 391 00:07:43,682 --> 00:07:44,974 You're letting all of this 392 00:07:43,682 --> 00:07:44,974 cloud your judgment. 393 00:07:45,016 --> 00:07:46,140 I love clouds; they keep 394 00:07:45,016 --> 00:07:46,140 the sun away on hot days. 395 00:07:46,182 --> 00:07:47,640 He doesn't want us 396 00:07:46,182 --> 00:07:47,640 to solve this crime, 397 00:07:47,682 --> 00:07:49,640 so he's buying us off. 398 00:07:47,682 --> 00:07:49,640 It's shady. 399 00:07:49,682 --> 00:07:51,640 I love the shade; it keeps 400 00:07:49,682 --> 00:07:51,640 the sun away on hot days. 401 00:07:51,682 --> 00:07:52,891 Besides, he's a rich guy... 402 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:54,474 what's his motive 403 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:54,474 for stealing a laptop? 404 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,307 Leverage. He and Cassie have 405 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,307 been fighting over her contract. 406 00:07:57,349 --> 00:07:59,224 - It's been all over the news. 407 00:07:57,349 --> 00:07:59,224 - The trades. 408 00:07:59,266 --> 00:08:00,807 They call them 409 00:07:59,266 --> 00:08:00,807 "the trades" here. 410 00:08:00,849 --> 00:08:03,640 We read those in our trailers 411 00:08:00,849 --> 00:08:03,640 after we wrap 412 00:08:03,682 --> 00:08:05,640 and before we go home. 413 00:08:05,682 --> 00:08:07,891 Fun fact: stars use the word 414 00:08:05,682 --> 00:08:07,891 "home" too. 415 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:10,058 - They're just like us. 416 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:10,058 - That job offer wasn't real. 417 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:13,182 - None of this is real. 418 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:13,182 - Yes, it is! 419 00:08:13,224 --> 00:08:14,307 All right? 420 00:08:14,349 --> 00:08:18,016 I know Hollywood 421 00:08:14,349 --> 00:08:18,016 and I know what's real! 422 00:08:18,058 --> 00:08:20,807 For example, this door is fake. 423 00:08:18,058 --> 00:08:20,807 Not a real door. 424 00:08:20,849 --> 00:08:22,849 It's a "doorn't." 425 00:08:20,849 --> 00:08:22,849 As in "doorn't open this." 426 00:08:22,891 --> 00:08:25,058 And doorn't ruin 427 00:08:22,891 --> 00:08:25,058 my dreams! 428 00:08:25,099 --> 00:08:26,224 Okay, Sarge, we just want 429 00:08:26,266 --> 00:08:28,307 to walk through your breakup 430 00:08:26,266 --> 00:08:28,307 step by step. 431 00:08:28,349 --> 00:08:30,140 That doesn't mean we think 432 00:08:28,349 --> 00:08:30,140 you did anything wrong. 433 00:08:30,182 --> 00:08:32,807 Start talking, butthead! 434 00:08:32,849 --> 00:08:36,182 I didn't do anything! 435 00:08:32,849 --> 00:08:36,182 I respect women. I'm a feminist. 436 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,182 I believe women should be 437 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,182 on all the money. 438 00:08:38,224 --> 00:08:41,182 I wanna pay for a sandwich 439 00:08:38,224 --> 00:08:41,182 with a $10 Ellen DeGeneres. 440 00:08:41,224 --> 00:08:43,974 Maybe you hurt Veronica's 441 00:08:41,224 --> 00:08:43,974 feelings without meaning to? 442 00:08:44,016 --> 00:08:46,182 Nope. I planned the 443 00:08:44,016 --> 00:08:46,182 perfect breakup. 444 00:08:46,224 --> 00:08:48,724 We got dinner 445 00:08:46,224 --> 00:08:48,724 at a mid-range restaurant... 446 00:08:48,766 --> 00:08:50,099 nice enough to show I care, 447 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:52,724 but not so nice she thought 448 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:52,724 a proposal was coming. 449 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,807 I even got her 450 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,807 a classy breakup present, 451 00:08:54,849 --> 00:08:57,307 plus a gift receipt, in case 452 00:08:54,849 --> 00:08:57,307 she wanted to exchange it. 453 00:08:57,349 --> 00:09:00,058 And I said just the right words. 454 00:09:00,099 --> 00:09:01,807 You deserve the world. 455 00:09:01,849 --> 00:09:03,933 You deserve someone 456 00:09:01,849 --> 00:09:03,933 that can make you happy 457 00:09:03,974 --> 00:09:06,640 and it is the greatest 458 00:09:03,974 --> 00:09:06,640 displeasure of my life 459 00:09:06,682 --> 00:09:08,766 that I cannot be that man. 460 00:09:08,807 --> 00:09:10,640 Thank you, Terrence. 461 00:09:12,933 --> 00:09:15,724 I'm not saying you're lying, 462 00:09:12,933 --> 00:09:15,724 Mr. Jeffers, 463 00:09:15,766 --> 00:09:17,640 but if that's how things 464 00:09:15,766 --> 00:09:17,640 went down, 465 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,640 why is Veronica so angry, 466 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,640 you stupid liar? 467 00:09:20,682 --> 00:09:22,224 - I don't know! 468 00:09:20,682 --> 00:09:22,224 - You don't know. 469 00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:23,807 Well, we could stay here 470 00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:23,807 all night 471 00:09:23,849 --> 00:09:25,307 until your story starts 472 00:09:23,849 --> 00:09:25,307 making sense. 473 00:09:25,349 --> 00:09:26,807 I want to 474 00:09:25,349 --> 00:09:26,807 figure this out, too, 475 00:09:26,849 --> 00:09:28,057 but I have to go home 476 00:09:26,849 --> 00:09:28,057 eventually. 477 00:09:28,099 --> 00:09:30,891 You think anyone cares 478 00:09:28,099 --> 00:09:30,891 about your damned plans? 479 00:09:30,933 --> 00:09:33,057 I know I don't. 480 00:09:30,933 --> 00:09:33,057 Do you care, Amy? 481 00:09:33,099 --> 00:09:35,349 No, I don't. 482 00:09:35,391 --> 00:09:38,224 Okay, so remember, this is 483 00:09:35,391 --> 00:09:38,224 Deputy Commissioner Grayson 484 00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:39,891 and his smoking hot wife. 485 00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:41,140 You'll recognize her 486 00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:41,140 because she looks 487 00:09:41,182 --> 00:09:42,599 like an older Patti LuPone. 488 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,640 And you're sure this is 489 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,640 the floor they're staying on? 490 00:09:44,682 --> 00:09:47,640 Yes, I called his secretary 491 00:09:44,682 --> 00:09:47,640 and pretended to be his mother. 492 00:09:47,682 --> 00:09:51,182 Or, should I say, 493 00:09:47,682 --> 00:09:51,182 "The Lady Grayson." 494 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,640 - Very sly. 495 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,640 - It's a little trick 496 00:09:52,682 --> 00:09:54,849 I picked up from 497 00:09:52,682 --> 00:09:54,849 the original bad boy... 498 00:09:54,891 --> 00:09:56,307 a Mr. Bugs Bunny. 499 00:09:56,349 --> 00:09:58,640 Commissioner Grayson, 500 00:09:56,349 --> 00:09:58,640 is that you? 501 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,391 I'm sorry, do I know you? 502 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,974 Raymond Holt. 503 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,974 Captain of the Nine-Nine. 504 00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:04,933 - What are you doing here? 505 00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:04,933 - Oh, I'm on vacation. You? 506 00:10:04,974 --> 00:10:06,015 - Vacation. 507 00:10:04,974 --> 00:10:06,015 - Vacation. 508 00:10:06,057 --> 00:10:07,140 - Vacation. 509 00:10:06,057 --> 00:10:07,140 - Vacation. 510 00:10:07,182 --> 00:10:10,891 While we're on 511 00:10:07,182 --> 00:10:10,891 the subject of things... 512 00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:12,140 are you by any chance 513 00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:12,140 in charge 514 00:10:12,182 --> 00:10:13,433 of the Brooklyn 515 00:10:12,182 --> 00:10:13,433 precinct contraction? 516 00:10:13,474 --> 00:10:14,933 I don't want 517 00:10:13,474 --> 00:10:14,933 to talk about that. 518 00:10:14,974 --> 00:10:17,182 If you have an issue, 519 00:10:14,974 --> 00:10:17,182 bring it up with your auditor. 520 00:10:17,224 --> 00:10:19,974 - Well our auditor is actually... 521 00:10:17,224 --> 00:10:19,974 - Listen, fellas. 522 00:10:20,015 --> 00:10:23,807 If you think you're helping your 523 00:10:20,015 --> 00:10:23,807 precinct's cause, you're not. 524 00:10:23,849 --> 00:10:26,015 Hey, sexy. 525 00:10:23,849 --> 00:10:26,015 You ready to go? 526 00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:30,140 Oh, that's my goddaughter. 527 00:10:30,182 --> 00:10:31,057 What? 528 00:10:31,099 --> 00:10:32,807 So Grayson's a philanderer. 529 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,307 What's that gotta do 530 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,307 with the price of onions? 531 00:10:34,349 --> 00:10:36,433 I don't know, sir. 532 00:10:34,349 --> 00:10:36,433 This could be an opportunity. 533 00:10:36,474 --> 00:10:39,057 I mean, WWBD: right? 534 00:10:39,099 --> 00:10:40,349 What Would Bugs Do? 535 00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:41,933 Good question. 536 00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:41,933 What would Bugs do? 537 00:10:41,973 --> 00:10:43,933 Bugs would blackmail Grayson. 538 00:10:43,973 --> 00:10:46,807 Then I, sir, am no Bugs. 539 00:10:46,849 --> 00:10:47,973 I won't break the law. 540 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,849 I'm not saying blackmail him 541 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,849 blackmail him. 542 00:10:49,891 --> 00:10:51,973 We just insinuate 543 00:10:49,891 --> 00:10:51,973 that we know what's going on 544 00:10:52,015 --> 00:10:54,057 and let him fill in the blanks. 545 00:10:54,099 --> 00:10:57,933 Oh, so it's like... 546 00:10:54,099 --> 00:10:57,933 he blackmails himself? 547 00:10:57,973 --> 00:10:59,640 Uh-huh, you just go up 548 00:10:57,973 --> 00:10:59,640 to him and say, 549 00:10:59,682 --> 00:11:02,807 "Commissioner Grayson, 550 00:10:59,682 --> 00:11:02,807 how's your... wife?" 551 00:11:02,849 --> 00:11:04,307 Commissioner Grayson, 552 00:11:02,849 --> 00:11:04,307 how's your wife? 553 00:11:04,349 --> 00:11:06,140 No, that just sounds like you 554 00:11:04,349 --> 00:11:06,140 really wanna know how she is. 555 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:09,182 Insinuate... maybe add a pause 556 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:09,182 before "wife." 557 00:11:09,224 --> 00:11:11,973 Commissioner Grayson, 558 00:11:09,224 --> 00:11:11,973 how's your... 559 00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:15,807 wife? 560 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,349 - Too long. 561 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,349 - Fouled hit. 562 00:11:17,391 --> 00:11:19,182 - Ugh, this is not my 563 00:11:17,391 --> 00:11:19,182 strong suit. 564 00:11:17,391 --> 00:11:19,182 - No, no, sir, sir, sir. 565 00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:21,182 You're doing great. 566 00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:21,182 Just forget the pause. 567 00:11:21,224 --> 00:11:23,224 Use your eyebrows... 568 00:11:21,224 --> 00:11:23,224 like this. 569 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,182 How's your... 570 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,182 "pump, pump, pump" wife. 571 00:11:26,224 --> 00:11:28,140 How's your... 572 00:11:26,224 --> 00:11:28,140 pump, pump, pump wife. 573 00:11:28,182 --> 00:11:30,224 Eh, it was a little bit better 574 00:11:28,182 --> 00:11:30,224 in my head. 575 00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:33,973 Try this. How's your... 576 00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:33,973 "pump" wife "pump, pump." 577 00:11:34,015 --> 00:11:35,307 End on a double pump? 578 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:36,891 That's risky. 579 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:36,891 He'll see right through me. 580 00:11:36,932 --> 00:11:38,057 How about... 581 00:11:38,099 --> 00:11:41,307 "Pump, pump" 582 00:11:38,099 --> 00:11:41,307 how's your... "pump"? 583 00:11:41,349 --> 00:11:43,224 - You forgot to say wife. 584 00:11:41,349 --> 00:11:43,224 - Ah, good note. 585 00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:44,474 How 'bout this? 586 00:11:44,516 --> 00:11:48,890 How's your... "pump" wife 587 00:11:44,516 --> 00:11:48,890 "pump" Grayson "pump"? 588 00:11:48,932 --> 00:11:50,433 That's the one. 589 00:11:50,474 --> 00:11:52,724 I really don't think anyone 590 00:11:50,474 --> 00:11:52,724 in the crew would've done it. 591 00:11:52,766 --> 00:11:54,224 We're like a family. 592 00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:56,307 Yes, and as someone who's 593 00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:56,307 about to marry into that family, 594 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,307 so to speak, I tend 595 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,307 to agree with you, Sarah. 596 00:11:58,349 --> 00:11:59,973 It seems highly unlikely 597 00:11:58,349 --> 00:11:59,973 anyone from the crew 598 00:12:00,015 --> 00:12:01,849 or producers would be involved. 599 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,807 Hey, Sarah, 600 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,807 what's the status 601 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,807 on the toilet seat heater 602 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,807 for my trailer? 603 00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:07,307 It's day four of cold 604 00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:07,307 butt cheeks going on over here. 605 00:12:07,349 --> 00:12:09,307 I'm sorry, but this 606 00:12:07,349 --> 00:12:09,307 is official police business. 607 00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:12,391 Putting the screws to her? 608 00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:12,391 I got this. 609 00:12:13,973 --> 00:12:16,807 Sarah. You're a P.A. 610 00:12:13,973 --> 00:12:16,807 What do you make a year? 611 00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:18,266 Two, three hundred 612 00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:18,266 thousand dollars? 613 00:12:18,307 --> 00:12:18,973 30. 614 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:20,766 30 hundred thousand dollars 615 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:20,766 a year? 616 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,391 - 30 thousand. 617 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,391 - Oh. Ooh. 618 00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:25,349 And yet Cassie Sinclair 619 00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:25,349 pulls down millions 620 00:12:25,391 --> 00:12:26,516 sitting on her butt 621 00:12:26,558 --> 00:12:28,057 while you bust your hump 622 00:12:26,558 --> 00:12:28,057 running her errands. 623 00:12:28,099 --> 00:12:29,640 I bet that makes you angry, 624 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,973 angry enough 625 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,973 to steal her laptop? 626 00:12:32,015 --> 00:12:33,057 My gut says yes. 627 00:12:33,099 --> 00:12:35,807 - Okay, that's enough. 628 00:12:33,099 --> 00:12:35,807 - You're right. 629 00:12:35,848 --> 00:12:36,807 She's not gonna talk. 630 00:12:36,848 --> 00:12:39,307 Sometimes I wonder 631 00:12:36,848 --> 00:12:39,307 why I do this job. 632 00:12:39,349 --> 00:12:41,640 You don't. 633 00:12:41,682 --> 00:12:44,391 Okay, what about the 634 00:12:41,682 --> 00:12:44,391 Executive Producer, Gary Lurmax? 635 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:46,057 Do you know where he was 636 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:46,057 on the night of the robbery? 637 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,307 He's normally in his office 638 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,307 after wrap. 639 00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:50,433 Although, last night he did 640 00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:50,433 ask me to tell him 641 00:12:50,474 --> 00:12:51,807 when Cassie left her trailer. 642 00:12:51,848 --> 00:12:54,015 Hm, interesting. 643 00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:56,724 Or completely useless. 644 00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:56,724 No way to know for sure. 645 00:12:56,766 --> 00:12:59,807 Sarah, one more question. 646 00:12:56,766 --> 00:12:59,807 Those donuts, are they... 647 00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:01,349 - They're all free. 648 00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:01,349 - Okay, great. 649 00:13:01,391 --> 00:13:03,182 Yeah, I wanted to make sure 650 00:13:01,391 --> 00:13:03,182 Cassie was out of her trailer 651 00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:04,391 because we were running behind, 652 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,973 and we needed 653 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,973 to make our day. 654 00:13:06,015 --> 00:13:07,807 Is that normally 655 00:13:06,015 --> 00:13:07,807 an Executive Producer's job? 656 00:13:07,848 --> 00:13:09,182 Well, I'm trying 657 00:13:07,848 --> 00:13:09,182 to be more hands on... 658 00:13:09,224 --> 00:13:11,433 - network pressure, overages. 659 00:13:09,224 --> 00:13:11,433 - Overages, sure. 660 00:13:11,474 --> 00:13:12,973 I get those on my cell phone. 661 00:13:13,015 --> 00:13:14,973 You know, it's been great 662 00:13:13,015 --> 00:13:14,973 watching you work. 663 00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:16,349 Could I introduce you 664 00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:16,349 to the writers? 665 00:13:16,391 --> 00:13:18,266 It'd just take 666 00:13:16,391 --> 00:13:18,266 a couple of minutes, tops. 667 00:13:18,307 --> 00:13:20,140 They're very awkward. 668 00:13:20,182 --> 00:13:21,766 They can't talk 669 00:13:20,182 --> 00:13:21,766 much longer than that. 670 00:13:21,806 --> 00:13:23,057 Lead the way, hombre. 671 00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:24,307 Hey, if you name 672 00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:24,307 a character after me, 673 00:13:24,349 --> 00:13:26,806 - that could be his catch phrase. 674 00:13:24,349 --> 00:13:26,806 - I love that. 675 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,890 - Thank you, Gare Bear. 676 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,890 - I'll go grab 'em. 677 00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:31,806 - Great. 678 00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:31,806 - Hey, man. 679 00:13:31,848 --> 00:13:34,057 Focus up. 680 00:13:31,848 --> 00:13:34,057 We have a case to work. 681 00:13:34,099 --> 00:13:35,266 That's why we gotta 682 00:13:34,099 --> 00:13:35,266 meet the writers. 683 00:13:35,307 --> 00:13:36,307 I mean, one of them 684 00:13:35,307 --> 00:13:36,307 probably did it. 685 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,640 You heard Gary... 686 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,640 they're awkward. 687 00:13:37,682 --> 00:13:38,640 They're probably 688 00:13:37,682 --> 00:13:38,640 all perverts. 689 00:13:38,682 --> 00:13:39,890 Jake, wake up. 690 00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:41,516 You're being manipulated 691 00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:41,516 by our prime suspect. 692 00:13:41,558 --> 00:13:43,598 He's not our prime suspect, 693 00:13:41,558 --> 00:13:43,598 all right? 694 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,640 He's subprime at best. 695 00:13:46,682 --> 00:13:48,558 Subprime mortgage 696 00:13:46,682 --> 00:13:48,558 crisis reference. 697 00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:49,682 The point is, 698 00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:51,598 you just have to 699 00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:51,598 think the worst of everyone 700 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,806 because that's how you see life. 701 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,806 It's sad. 702 00:13:52,848 --> 00:13:54,682 You're sad 703 00:13:52,848 --> 00:13:54,682 and you're being a bad cop. 704 00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,640 All right, I know you're just 705 00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,640 trying to hurt my feelings, 706 00:13:56,682 --> 00:13:58,598 but I'm in such a good mood 707 00:13:56,682 --> 00:13:58,598 about all of this 708 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,682 that there's literally 709 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,682 nothing you can say 710 00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:01,057 that'll bring me down. 711 00:14:01,099 --> 00:14:04,558 "Lead the way, hombre" 712 00:14:01,099 --> 00:14:04,558 is a terrible catchphrase. 713 00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:08,598 Nice try trying to hurt 714 00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:08,598 my feelings 'cause you didn't. 715 00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:17,015 Looks like they left 716 00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:17,015 housekeeping one hell of a tip. 717 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,599 A finger tip. 718 00:14:19,682 --> 00:14:22,015 And that's how I would lift up 719 00:14:19,682 --> 00:14:22,015 a bloody finger with my pen. 720 00:14:22,057 --> 00:14:23,682 That is great. 721 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:25,724 Oh, in this episode, 722 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:25,724 the perp is a cannibal. 723 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,391 Should I aim 724 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,391 away from his stomach 725 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,640 so I don't taint the evidence? 726 00:14:28,682 --> 00:14:29,806 Yeah, that's definitely 727 00:14:29,848 --> 00:14:31,765 how I take down a cannibal 728 00:14:29,848 --> 00:14:31,765 when I do it. 729 00:14:31,806 --> 00:14:33,640 Right. 730 00:14:33,682 --> 00:14:34,640 What are you doing? 731 00:14:34,682 --> 00:14:35,848 Talking to Cassie 732 00:14:34,682 --> 00:14:35,848 and the writers, 733 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:37,640 who, b-t-dubs, 734 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:37,640 all have alibis. 735 00:14:37,682 --> 00:14:40,015 Also, Gary said that the studio 736 00:14:37,682 --> 00:14:40,015 approved us as producers. 737 00:14:40,057 --> 00:14:42,640 I'm having my agent 738 00:14:40,057 --> 00:14:42,640 look over the paperwork. 739 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,015 Okay, fine, 740 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,015 I don't have an agent. 741 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,640 I'm using 742 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,640 my parents' divorce attorney. 743 00:14:45,682 --> 00:14:47,015 He's my uncle. 744 00:14:45,682 --> 00:14:47,015 He was disbarred. 745 00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:48,973 Well, while you were 746 00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:48,973 off in fantasy land, 747 00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:50,806 I solved the case. 748 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:54,057 Wait a minute, Rosa! 749 00:14:54,099 --> 00:14:55,806 Security camera 750 00:14:54,099 --> 00:14:55,806 across from Cassie's trailer 751 00:14:55,848 --> 00:14:58,723 - caught this yesterday. 752 00:14:55,848 --> 00:14:58,723 - Gare Bear took the laptop? 753 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,848 Come on. No one could've 754 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,848 seen this coming. 755 00:15:01,890 --> 00:15:05,057 Except for you. 756 00:15:01,890 --> 00:15:05,057 You saw it coming, obviously. 757 00:15:06,682 --> 00:15:08,349 Hey there, bud. 758 00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:10,682 We've been going for a while... 759 00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:10,682 you feeling hungry? 760 00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:13,640 Starving, thanks. 761 00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:13,640 Oh, come on! 762 00:15:13,682 --> 00:15:15,848 You get a yogurt 763 00:15:13,682 --> 00:15:15,848 when I get the truth. 764 00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:17,640 Oh God, it's in the grout. 765 00:15:17,681 --> 00:15:19,015 It's gonna smell in 766 00:15:17,681 --> 00:15:19,015 here forever. 767 00:15:19,057 --> 00:15:21,140 I told you, 768 00:15:19,057 --> 00:15:21,140 I did everything right. 769 00:15:21,182 --> 00:15:23,973 I even gave Veronica plenty 770 00:15:21,182 --> 00:15:23,973 of time after her mom's death. 771 00:15:24,015 --> 00:15:25,640 Wait, what does that mean? 772 00:15:25,681 --> 00:15:28,015 I was gonna break up with her, 773 00:15:25,681 --> 00:15:28,015 but then her mom passed, 774 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,848 so, like a gentleman, 775 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,848 I waited. 776 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,099 That way she wouldn't 777 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,099 have to deal with 778 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,640 too much pain all at once. 779 00:15:33,681 --> 00:15:35,349 How long did you wait, Jeffords? 780 00:15:35,391 --> 00:15:36,973 I don't know, a year, 781 00:15:35,391 --> 00:15:36,973 year and a half. 782 00:15:37,015 --> 00:15:38,099 - Sarge! 783 00:15:37,015 --> 00:15:38,099 - Seriously? 784 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,640 What? I was being considerate. 785 00:15:40,681 --> 00:15:43,640 Believe me, she had her fun 786 00:15:40,681 --> 00:15:43,640 for those 18 months. 787 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:44,765 - Terry puts out. 788 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:44,765 - All right. 789 00:15:44,806 --> 00:15:47,765 Also, there's no way 790 00:15:44,806 --> 00:15:47,765 she even knows I waited. 791 00:15:47,806 --> 00:15:49,349 The gift you bought her, 792 00:15:47,806 --> 00:15:49,349 did you buy it 793 00:15:49,391 --> 00:15:50,890 when you first wanted 794 00:15:49,391 --> 00:15:50,890 to break up with her 795 00:15:50,932 --> 00:15:52,349 or when you finally did it? 796 00:15:52,391 --> 00:15:55,848 The first time! 797 00:15:52,391 --> 00:15:55,848 But why would that matter... 798 00:15:57,681 --> 00:15:58,681 the gift receipt. 799 00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:00,639 They all break eventually. 800 00:16:00,681 --> 00:16:02,890 Get him out of my sight. 801 00:16:02,932 --> 00:16:07,015 Ah, Commissioner Grayson. 802 00:16:07,057 --> 00:16:10,639 Captain Holt, I told you, 803 00:16:07,057 --> 00:16:10,639 I'm not going to get involved. 804 00:16:10,681 --> 00:16:11,765 I know. 805 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,848 I just wanted to say... 806 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,848 to you... 807 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,848 What's wrong with your face? 808 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,848 Do I need to call a doctor? 809 00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,765 No, I'm clearly trying 810 00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,765 to communicate... 811 00:16:18,806 --> 00:16:21,349 Captain! There you are. 812 00:16:21,391 --> 00:16:24,015 - We have an... emergency. 813 00:16:21,391 --> 00:16:24,015 - I'm taking care of it. 814 00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:25,639 Okay, I don't know 815 00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:25,639 what this is. 816 00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:27,890 But I'm going to leave. 817 00:16:27,932 --> 00:16:30,015 Why did you stop me? 818 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,681 - I was making progress. 819 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,681 - I know, sir. 820 00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:33,639 But I have to say something. 821 00:16:33,681 --> 00:16:36,639 I love the Nine-Nine. 822 00:16:33,681 --> 00:16:36,639 And the main reason why is you. 823 00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:37,639 Not Jake. 824 00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:38,973 Yes, clearly, 825 00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:38,973 it's mostly Jake. 826 00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:41,723 But it's also you 827 00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:41,723 and the standard that you've set 828 00:16:41,765 --> 00:16:43,890 for us with 829 00:16:41,765 --> 00:16:43,890 your unwavering morals. 830 00:16:43,932 --> 00:16:45,639 I'd rather we split up 831 00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:48,932 than stay together 832 00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:48,932 and compromise who we are. 833 00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,681 Well, thank you, Boyle. 834 00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,681 You're right. 835 00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:53,890 No matter what happens, 836 00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:53,890 we'll feel better knowing 837 00:16:53,932 --> 00:16:55,848 we didn't resort to blackmail. 838 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,848 I agree. 839 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,848 From now on, 840 00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:01,806 the only black male I want 841 00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:01,806 anything to do with is you. 842 00:17:02,932 --> 00:17:04,806 That was incredibly 843 00:17:02,932 --> 00:17:04,806 inappropriate. 844 00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,182 I know, but 845 00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,182 I had thought of it 846 00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:07,932 and I was so proud, 847 00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:07,932 I just had to say it out loud. 848 00:17:07,973 --> 00:17:08,639 - Let's just go. 849 00:17:07,973 --> 00:17:08,639 - Great. 850 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,639 What's going on? 851 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,639 You can't just come in here. 852 00:17:12,681 --> 00:17:13,932 - We have a warrant. 853 00:17:12,681 --> 00:17:13,932 - Boom! 854 00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:15,932 And that's a real one, 855 00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:15,932 not a prop. 856 00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:17,639 Or have you forgotten 857 00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:17,639 the difference? 858 00:17:17,681 --> 00:17:19,015 - Even when it comes to people? 859 00:17:17,681 --> 00:17:19,015 - What? 860 00:17:19,057 --> 00:17:21,848 "People" is me. 861 00:17:19,057 --> 00:17:21,848 You used me like a prop. 862 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:23,639 I thought it was pretty clear. 863 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:23,639 Rosa got it. 864 00:17:23,681 --> 00:17:25,681 - Nope. 865 00:17:23,681 --> 00:17:25,681 - Detectives, you don't know 866 00:17:25,723 --> 00:17:26,848 what you're talking about. 867 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,639 - Found it. 868 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,639 - Oh, look at that. 869 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,639 Security cam caught you 870 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,639 breaking into Cassie's trailer 871 00:17:31,681 --> 00:17:32,973 and walking off 872 00:17:31,681 --> 00:17:32,973 with this backpack. 873 00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:34,932 You know what, you Hollywood 874 00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:34,932 types make me sick. 875 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:35,932 - Detective... 876 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:35,932 - For the record, 877 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,681 your show stinks. 878 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,806 I've watched over 200 episode 879 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,806 of it and I've never liked one. 880 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:42,057 - Open the bag, Detective. 881 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:42,057 - Happy to. 882 00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:43,681 I can't wait to see 883 00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:43,681 the look on your face 884 00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:47,639 when I pull out Cassie's compu... 885 00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:47,639 just a bunch of pills. 886 00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:49,639 Cassie has 887 00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:49,639 a painkiller problem. 888 00:17:49,681 --> 00:17:51,639 The show tries 889 00:17:49,681 --> 00:17:51,639 to protect her from herself. 890 00:17:51,681 --> 00:17:53,391 That's why I was surprised 891 00:17:51,681 --> 00:17:53,391 she called the cops, 892 00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:54,973 but thanks for busting in here 893 00:17:55,015 --> 00:17:56,765 and telling me 894 00:17:55,015 --> 00:17:56,765 how much you hate my show. 895 00:17:58,681 --> 00:18:00,639 And scene. 896 00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:02,681 That was a great example 897 00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:02,681 of a cop making a mistake. 898 00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:04,015 That's the kind of thing 899 00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:04,015 we can go over more 900 00:18:04,057 --> 00:18:05,639 when I come in on Monday 901 00:18:04,057 --> 00:18:05,639 for my first day of work. 902 00:18:05,681 --> 00:18:07,015 No, you can forget 903 00:18:05,681 --> 00:18:07,015 about the job. 904 00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:08,973 But you're still gonna name 905 00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:08,973 a character after me? 906 00:18:11,681 --> 00:18:13,598 Well, I think 907 00:18:11,681 --> 00:18:13,598 we figured out her size: 908 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:18,639 34 Double Dead. 909 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,140 - You all right, man? 910 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,140 - No. 911 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,639 Could have been Detective 912 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,639 Peralta saying that perfect pun. 913 00:18:22,681 --> 00:18:24,639 I'm sorry the consulting job 914 00:18:22,681 --> 00:18:24,639 didn't work out. 915 00:18:24,681 --> 00:18:25,848 Do you wanna head back 916 00:18:24,681 --> 00:18:25,848 and do some more interviews? 917 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,015 What's the point? 918 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,015 You were right. 919 00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:28,057 Everything sucks. 920 00:18:28,099 --> 00:18:29,639 We're never gonna solve 921 00:18:28,099 --> 00:18:29,639 the case, 922 00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:30,723 I'll never work 923 00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:30,723 in show business, 924 00:18:30,765 --> 00:18:31,890 and I'll never drink 925 00:18:30,765 --> 00:18:31,890 another smoothie. 926 00:18:31,932 --> 00:18:33,681 Now you're getting it. 927 00:18:31,932 --> 00:18:33,681 Everything is awful. 928 00:18:33,723 --> 00:18:34,973 Our precinct is getting 929 00:18:33,723 --> 00:18:34,973 shut down 930 00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:36,639 and we're never gonna 931 00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:36,639 work together again. 932 00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:38,681 I'll end up living in a car 933 00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:38,681 with a dog I can't feed 934 00:18:38,723 --> 00:18:40,890 playing sad songs on a harmonica 935 00:18:38,723 --> 00:18:40,890 I can't afford. 936 00:18:40,932 --> 00:18:42,307 Never gonna 937 00:18:40,932 --> 00:18:42,307 see each other again. 938 00:18:42,349 --> 00:18:44,015 The harmonica will get 939 00:18:42,349 --> 00:18:44,015 repossessed, I'll be all alone 940 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,140 with my hungry dog 941 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,140 and harmonica-less silence. 942 00:18:46,182 --> 00:18:48,015 And we won't be friends 943 00:18:46,182 --> 00:18:48,015 anymore. 944 00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:49,681 Wait, what? 945 00:18:49,723 --> 00:18:51,973 You don't actually think that 946 00:18:49,723 --> 00:18:51,973 we won't be friends anymore 947 00:18:52,015 --> 00:18:53,973 if the precinct gets shut down? 948 00:18:54,015 --> 00:18:59,140 Rosa, we will never 949 00:18:54,015 --> 00:18:59,140 not be friends. 950 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,848 Thanks, man. 951 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,099 - Get your hand off me. 952 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,099 - Yep. 953 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,973 Forgot the Rosa rule. 954 00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:07,806 No touchy. 955 00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:10,723 Oh, my God. 956 00:19:10,765 --> 00:19:12,639 I just solved the case. 957 00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:15,932 Season 8, episode 16, in which 958 00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:15,932 Detective Cole Tracker 959 00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:18,015 catches 960 00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:18,015 the Brooklyn Bra Butcher. 961 00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,848 While wearing gloves. 962 00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:22,015 But Detective Peralta, 963 00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:22,015 I thought Mark said 964 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:24,015 his character never wears gloves 965 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:24,015 on the show. 966 00:19:24,057 --> 00:19:26,890 Oh, now that you mention it, 967 00:19:24,057 --> 00:19:26,890 that does ring a bell. 968 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,015 - That's my move. 969 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,015 - Oh, I'm aware. 970 00:19:30,057 --> 00:19:31,639 You told us 971 00:19:30,057 --> 00:19:31,639 you never wore gloves 972 00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:34,639 when you picked up 973 00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:34,639 Cassie's laptop bag. 974 00:19:34,681 --> 00:19:35,848 A double Tracker. 975 00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,639 You wanted us 976 00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,639 to see you holding the bag 977 00:19:37,681 --> 00:19:38,765 because your prints 978 00:19:37,681 --> 00:19:38,765 were already on it. 979 00:19:38,806 --> 00:19:40,015 From when you stole 980 00:19:38,806 --> 00:19:40,015 the laptop. 981 00:19:40,057 --> 00:19:41,723 Cassie's only been on the show 982 00:19:40,057 --> 00:19:41,723 two years, 983 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,806 but there's already talk 984 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,806 of her getting a spin-off. 985 00:19:43,848 --> 00:19:45,349 You were gonna post 986 00:19:43,848 --> 00:19:45,349 her personal photos 987 00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:47,140 - and humiliate her. 988 00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:47,140 - Ridiculous. 989 00:19:47,182 --> 00:19:49,639 I've never been more 990 00:19:47,182 --> 00:19:49,639 insulted in my life. 991 00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:51,639 Your theory is outrageous. 992 00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:53,681 And what's more, 993 00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:53,681 it's just a theory. 994 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:55,723 I don't know how cops 995 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:55,723 around here do things, 996 00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,639 but where I come from, 997 00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,639 we're burdened 998 00:19:57,681 --> 00:19:59,099 with a little thing 999 00:19:57,681 --> 00:19:59,099 we like to call evidence, 1000 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,598 of which you don't have a shred. 1001 00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:05,639 We found Cassie's laptop 1002 00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:05,639 in the trunk of your car. 1003 00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:07,015 I stand correct. 1004 00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:07,015 Yeah, you got me. 1005 00:20:07,057 --> 00:20:08,598 I did it. Good job. 1006 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,932 - Terrence. 1007 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,932 - Veronica. 1008 00:20:12,973 --> 00:20:15,639 I'm sorry for how I handled 1009 00:20:12,973 --> 00:20:15,639 our breakup back in the day. 1010 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:19,015 I was trying to be a good guy, 1011 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:19,015 to be nice. 1012 00:20:19,057 --> 00:20:21,973 But sometimes, 1013 00:20:19,057 --> 00:20:21,973 to be nice to someone, 1014 00:20:22,015 --> 00:20:24,681 it means you have to be 1015 00:20:22,015 --> 00:20:24,681 honest with them, 1016 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,432 even if it hurts their feelings. 1017 00:20:27,723 --> 00:20:29,140 Thank you for saying that. 1018 00:20:29,182 --> 00:20:30,765 Now you don't have to 1019 00:20:29,182 --> 00:20:30,765 forgive me, 1020 00:20:30,806 --> 00:20:33,723 but could you please at least 1021 00:20:30,806 --> 00:20:33,723 give the precinct a shot? 1022 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:37,057 - I would love to do that. 1023 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:37,057 - Thank you so much! 1024 00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:39,806 Except I've already 1025 00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:39,806 turned in my report. 1026 00:20:39,848 --> 00:20:42,681 Was it... positive? 1027 00:20:42,723 --> 00:20:43,848 No. 1028 00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:46,765 It was real bad. 1029 00:20:52,182 --> 00:20:54,099 I made this saddle 1030 00:20:52,182 --> 00:20:54,099 out of your sister. 1031 00:20:54,681 --> 00:20:55,848 And now I'm going to put it 1032 00:20:54,681 --> 00:20:55,848 on your back. 1033 00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:57,639 And your sister and I are 1034 00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:57,639 gonna trot you 1035 00:20:57,681 --> 00:20:59,390 all around the apartment. 1036 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,723 What's wrong with you? 1037 00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:04,390 I'm Jake Peralta, the grossest 1038 00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:04,390 pervert of all time. 1039 00:21:04,432 --> 00:21:05,723 Hi-ya! NYPD! 1040 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,015 You're under arrest, 1041 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,015 you unbelievable creep! 1042 00:21:08,057 --> 00:21:09,681 You'll never take me alive! 1043 00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:21,140 Rot in hell, Jake Peralta. 1044 00:21:22,432 --> 00:21:24,639 They used my name! 1045 00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:25,765 Fremulon. 1046 00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:27,598 - Not a doctor. 1047 00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:27,598 - Shh.