1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:02,170 - Attention, squad. 2 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:04,138 Here's where we stand vis-à-vis whether or not 3 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:07,608 the precinct will be shut down. 4 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:09,177 The precinct will be shut down. 5 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,378 - What? - No! 6 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,122 - But I thought the official hearing wasn't until tonight. 7 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:13,490 Amy's friend at HQ heard that maybe 8 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,159 the Seven-Four was getting shut down instead. 9 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,427 - There's no way that's true. - Amy doesn't have a friend. 10 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,552 - I do so! 11 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,354 Although, I only see her at work events, 12 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:22,256 and we only talk through email. 13 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,533 Oh, God, she's just a colleague. 14 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,127 - Santiago's work acquaintance is correct. 15 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,537 Tonight at 7:00 the committee is choosing 16 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,230 between us and the Seven-Four, 17 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,532 although the Seven-Four has a significant advantage. 18 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:34,268 They house an elite gang task force. 19 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:35,379 - Well, this is on you, sir. 20 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,138 I begged you for a task force, 21 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,107 but no, you wouldn't give me funding for 22 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,609 Strike-Team Thunder-Kill Alpha, colon, Hard Target. 23 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,111 - You never told me what it was for. 24 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,113 - It's a strike team that... 25 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:48,349 kills thunder and puts its colon on hard targets. 26 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,217 - They're gonna split us up 27 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,218 and send us all to different precincts. 28 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,453 This is the last time I'm gonna stand up here 29 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,654 and look at you guys. 30 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,357 Hitchcock, close your damn legs! 31 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,192 - No! - This isn't over yet. 32 00:00:58,226 --> 00:00:59,293 Sure, maybe we don't have 33 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:02,263 Strike-Team Thunder-Kill Alpha, colon, Hard Target, 34 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,364 but we're the Nine-Nine. 35 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,399 We have Rosa and Charles, 36 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:08,536 Gina, Amy and Terry, and Carl! 37 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,337 - It's Mark. - Sorry. 38 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:10,547 I was just trying to include someone 39 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:11,539 from outside the inner circle. 40 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,873 - There's an inner circle? 41 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,875 - The point is we're not rolling over. 42 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,445 We're gonna solve a huge case before the hearing tonight, 43 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,847 and then the NYPD cannot shut us down. 44 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,683 So come on, Captain, give me something big and juicy. 45 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:23,517 What do you got? 46 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,453 - A ten-year-old had his bike stolen. 47 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,188 - We are S'd in the B. 48 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,344 - Hi-do-ho there, Charlie old boy. 49 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:51,612 Come have a seat. 50 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,681 - Beanbags? - But these are happy seats. 51 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,483 Why are you happy? 52 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,885 Oh, my God, you figured out how to save the precinct. 53 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,520 You got a juicy case. 54 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:00,621 You juiced this mama. 55 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,323 - Nope, same unjuicy case. 56 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,192 New juicer attitude. 57 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,360 The way I see it, if this is to be our last ride 58 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,496 then let us go out in a blaze of glory. 59 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:09,463 - Ooh. - Charles, think about 60 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,165 anything you ever wanted to do on a case. 61 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,166 We're doing it today. 62 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,267 - Oh, hence the beanbags. 63 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:14,902 - Hence is right, and also hence 64 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,680 we're gonna drive around in the coolest undercover car 65 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:18,372 in the impound lot. 66 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:19,940 - Herbie from "Herbie Fully Loaded." 67 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,242 - What? No. 68 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,253 You really think "Herbie Fully Loaded" was on the impound lot? 69 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:24,921 - Without a doubt. - Well, anyway, it's a Mustang. 70 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,223 It's got a stripe down the middle. 71 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:27,315 - Like Herbie. - Okay. 72 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:30,218 - One question, can we wear matching leather jackets? 73 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,628 - Oh, man, I don't know if we're gonna have time 74 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,287 to pull something like that together! 75 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:34,355 What? 76 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,489 - Blaze of glory! 77 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,625 - Blaze of glory. 78 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,660 - You're not giving us any new cases? 79 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,496 There's nothing to work on. 80 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,665 Damn it! So this is how it ends. 81 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,768 - Well, every ending is a new beginning. 82 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:50,271 Another great Gina Linetti entrance. 83 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,640 You better savor these while you still can, sarge. 84 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,974 - Gina, I am not in the mood. 85 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,743 How are you so unaffected by all this? 86 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,678 - Because I have already moved on. 87 00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:00,581 I'm devoting my energy to my new project, Ginazon. 88 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:04,252 It's a one-stop online portal for my legions of followers. 89 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:07,421 Speaking of whom, what's up G-Hive? 90 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:08,722 It's Queen Gee. 91 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:09,590 I'm bored at work, 92 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,760 so I'm gonna prank all my coworkers. 93 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,796 - That sounds like a bad idea for an already crappy day. 94 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,665 - Fine, sarge. - I won't do it. 95 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,434 I will do it, so you can count this 96 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,736 as my first prank I guess, unofficially. 97 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:25,773 - Hey, Diaz, HQ isn't giving us any new cases 98 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,308 because we might shut down. 99 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,442 You have anything? 100 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:30,244 - No, sorry, I got nothing. - Oh, man! 101 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:33,514 I am one arrest away from the all-time precinct record. 102 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,349 Two more solves woulda put me over the top. 103 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:36,693 - So? Nothing wrong with second place. 104 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,352 - Name one silver medalist. 105 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,354 - Michelle Kwan. - She fell, Rosa. 106 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,555 She fell so much! 107 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:42,556 - Oh, yeah. 108 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,492 - Besides, it's not about me wanting the record. 109 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,394 It's about who currently has it. 110 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,395 Hitchcock. 111 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,596 Hitchcock? 112 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:49,497 - How is that possible? 113 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,599 - He's been here 20 years longer than me, 114 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,468 and New York City in the '80s was basically "The Purge." 115 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:56,604 - I always knew I was the best cop in the Nine-Nine, 116 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:59,473 and now there's proof. 117 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:02,410 Oh, man! My pasghetti! 118 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,445 - We're getting you that record. 119 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,380 - Hey, can I talk to the captain? 120 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:07,448 - Ugh, he's on the phone. 121 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,792 Do you want a coffee while you wait? 122 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,618 They made me an extra one on accident. 123 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,520 - Oh, sure. 124 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,722 Thank you. 125 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,525 Oh, my God! What is that? 126 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:20,361 - Cement! - You just drank cement! 127 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,496 Guys, check back in to see if she dies. 128 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,064 Ugh! 129 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,500 You're not really gonna die probably, okay? 130 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:28,502 Just a little honey for the G-Hive. 131 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:31,339 Also you can talk to Holt. He is not on the phone. 132 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,606 - What is happening? 133 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:36,276 - It's a little something I call two pranks for the price of one! 134 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,780 - Santiago, I'm on the phone. 135 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,515 Triple prank! 136 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,551 - I'm so sorry, sir. - I can come back later. 137 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,319 - No, it's too late. - The call is ruined. 138 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,521 Good-bye, dear. What do you want? 139 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,390 - Well, since there's a good chance 140 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,634 that things are coming to an end, 141 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,526 I just wanted to say thank you 142 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,094 for everything that you've taught me. 143 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,730 I know you may not see yourself as my mentor, but... 144 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,842 - Of course I do. I've been mentoring you all this time. 145 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:01,502 - What? 146 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:05,439 - This is day 1,282 of a nine-year mentorship 147 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:06,640 I had mapped out for you. 148 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:09,343 Under ordinary circumstances I wouldn't reveal this to you 149 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,678 until day 3,300. 150 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,079 - It was real. 151 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,681 There was a binder. 152 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,349 - Not anymore. 153 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,384 - No! 154 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,661 You can still mentor me if we don't work together. 155 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:18,928 We could meet for breakfast every day. 156 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,388 You could teach me over eggs. 157 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:21,522 - Eggs for breakfast? 158 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:22,566 You're further behind than I thought. 159 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,358 - Ah! - No, look, okay. 160 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,560 There are ten hours left, sir. 161 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:30,097 If you talk fast enough, you can teach me everything. 162 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,400 - Interesting. - Okay. 163 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,567 You'll have to take notes. 164 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,744 Do you think you can keep up? 165 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,104 - Let's just say I was president of the Stenographer's Club 166 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,772 in high school for a reason. 167 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:41,809 - Was the reason because you were the only member? 168 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,411 - Yes. 169 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,145 - This is so cool! 170 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,580 I feel like we're in a cologne ad. 171 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,482 - Oh, yeah, check this out. 172 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:49,717 - Whoop! - Yeah! 173 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,453 Cleaning your teeth in public like you just don't give a what. 174 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,698 - No, it's like a cool toothpick like Stallone in "Cobra." 175 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:55,623 - Eh, lateral move. 176 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,725 Hey, I know this is just a stolen bike case, 177 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:58,868 but you know what we should do? 178 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,161 Stand back-to-back with our guns drawn 179 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,796 while we're surrounded by bad guys. 180 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:03,940 - You know what I call that. 181 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,499 - The man sprinkler. - Bullet tornado. 182 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:06,299 - Yep, bullet tornado. 183 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,511 - What was yours? - I didn't hear it. 184 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:08,775 - Same as you. - Bullet tornado. 185 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,614 The important thing is we don't have to talk about it anymore 186 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:11,881 'cause we both said the same excellent name. 187 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:12,873 - Ah. - Wait a minute, Boyle. 188 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:13,874 Is this our bike? 189 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,409 - Green grips, orange pegs. 190 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:16,810 I think it is. 191 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,749 NYPD! Hands on your head! 192 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,617 - Hood slide. 193 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,619 Congratulations, punk. 194 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:28,656 Charles, tell him what he won. 195 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,500 You're supposed to tell him he's won an all-expenses-paid, 196 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,868 luxury trip to hell. We rehearsed this. 197 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,970 - I'm sorry, I know. - It just hit me that it's over. 198 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,629 I wanted the case to last longer. 199 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,631 - Come on, it's not necessarily over. 200 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,667 I mean, this guy could still make a break for it 201 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,835 or take me hostage or... 202 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,771 have a huge bag of heroin. 203 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,439 - Oh, my God, it's not over yet. 204 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:46,874 This just became a giant drug case. 205 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,785 - We can save the Nine-Nine. - We can save the Nine-Nine! 206 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,754 - This man is our savior. - And he looks like Jesus. 207 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,021 - Yeah, he looks like a hunky Jesus. 208 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:52,846 - Yeah! 209 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,715 - Thanks for the heroin, Hunky Jesus. 210 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,162 - How'd the interrogation go? - Awesome. 211 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,188 I got to do something that I always wanted to do. 212 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,090 You make me sick. 213 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:06,159 Hee-ya! 214 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,128 He was actually really helpful. I feel bad. 215 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,230 Anyways, turns out he works for a dealer named Dom, 216 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,199 who supplies half the heroin in the city. 217 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,567 If we take him down, 218 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,044 there's no way they close the Nine-Nine. 219 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,504 - But the hearing's in six hours. 220 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,971 How do we get the Dom? 221 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,073 - Apparently he uses BMX riders to move his product, 222 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,909 and as it turns out when I was a kid 223 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,811 I was a vert fiend. 224 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,221 - That's great news. - Please explain that. 225 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,113 - That means I rode BMX. - Ah. 226 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,181 - So we get our perp to text this Dom guy, 227 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,950 tell him to hire me to move his product. 228 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,919 Then I show up, grind a bunch of gnarly rails. 229 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,554 I'm talking real fluffy ones. 230 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,064 - Radical. I bet you're an awesome fluffer. 231 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,123 - No. - I bet you fluffed 232 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,867 those other riders right out of their biker shorts. 233 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:38,859 - Charles... - I can picture you 234 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,928 as a teenager fluffing all of New York City. 235 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:41,929 - Charles, stop talking. 236 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,239 Fluffing has a different meaning. 237 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,032 So I get the job, we take down Dom, 238 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,234 precinct's saved, then I do an ice pick 360 239 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:49,202 on the podium at the press conference. 240 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:51,204 - Awesome. - One question. 241 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:52,506 Do you still know how to ride? 242 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,974 - Come on, riding a bike, 243 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,543 it's like riding a bike. 244 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,577 Wheelie. No. 245 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,911 Wheelie. No. 246 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:58,955 Boyle, it's 'cause you're watching. 247 00:07:58,979 --> 00:07:59,947 - Okay. 248 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:00,948 One more try. 249 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:01,949 One more try. 250 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:02,950 One more try. 251 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:03,951 One more try. 252 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:04,952 One more try. 253 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:05,953 - Did you do it? 254 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,254 - Hey, sarge, check it out. 255 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,556 Hitchcock got a tattoo. 256 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,558 - Mr. Nine-Nine. 257 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:13,226 - Why are you putting a gun in your mouth? 258 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,962 - I'm blowing smoke off the barrel. 259 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:15,896 It's cool. 260 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:18,098 - The barrel is fully inside your mouth. 261 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,933 You're clearly about to kill yourself. 262 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,878 - You're just jealous 'cause he's got the arrest record 263 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:22,970 and you don't. 264 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,838 - Yeah, suck on this. - Click, pow! 265 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,275 - You pulled the trigger, man! - That was a suicide! 266 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,210 - Sarge, I got a case for you. 267 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,212 Guy had his phone stolen at a bar last night. 268 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,246 - All right! 269 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,323 - It's not that big a deal. 270 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,659 I just need to file a police report 271 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,917 for my insurance company. 272 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,987 - No, it is a major injustice, and we're gonna set it right. 273 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,198 - It was a crappy old phone. - I'd rather just get a new one. 274 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,257 - We're the police and we're here to help you. 275 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,859 So shut your damn mouth. 276 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:46,970 Now tell us what he looked like. 277 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:47,961 - I only saw his back. 278 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,105 Uh, he had a blue hoodie on. 279 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,131 - Whoo! - We got a lead! 280 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,207 - Dom just texted. 281 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,042 The meet-up spot is ten minutes away. 282 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,176 - This is so awesome. 283 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,154 When I was a kid, I said I wanted to be a BMX detective, 284 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,079 and they laughed at me. 285 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:08,181 Well, who's laughing now, Kenny Yarborough? 286 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,959 Kenny actually opened up a chain of salad places. 287 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:10,994 He's doing quite well for himself. 288 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:11,919 - Oh. - Yeah. 289 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:15,255 - Hey, what if they can tell you're amazing 290 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,324 but a little rusty and therefore kinda bad? 291 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:20,027 - Not to worry, BMX is 99% attitude. 292 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,129 So here's the plan, my name is Tyler Omaha, 293 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,731 born and raised in So-Cal. 294 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:24,564 Point me to a quarter pipe 295 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,967 and I'm gonna tail-whip for days, bro. 296 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,236 - And I'm your roller-skating sidekick, Chip Rockets. 297 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,304 - Welcome aboard, Chip Rockets. - Thank you. 298 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,272 - And you're married to the roller skates? 299 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,141 - A hundred percent. - Roller skates it is. 300 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,043 - Right. 301 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,286 - Just 'cause you're only gonna be in the car. 302 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,688 - A hundred percent, Jake. - Chip Rockets! 303 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,380 - Chip Rockets. 304 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,750 - Sorry, dude, we don't need any new riders. 305 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,351 - You know, I used to be pro, 306 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,153 but they said my antics were too gnar. 307 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,755 - Kicked me off the circuit. - For what? 308 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:48,656 - You know, peeing on the track, 309 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,658 having sex during races, being hella gnar. 310 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,235 You get it, we all have gyros on our bikes. 311 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,062 The point is I can cut your delivery times in half. 312 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,006 - Seriously, in half? - I think you're full of it. 313 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,207 I don't think you could even beat Bodie, 314 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,199 and he's my worst guy. 315 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,100 - Your worst guy? 316 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,069 Come on, I could take any of these posers. 317 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,972 - Fine, then race Derek. 318 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,149 - Nah, I don't wanna trouble Derek. 319 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,140 Let's just stick with Bodie. 320 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,141 First thought, best thought, right? 321 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,276 Let's do this. 322 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,778 - It should take 70 seconds 323 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,388 for you to fully gauge someone's character. 324 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,714 Here's what to look for. 325 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,783 Grammar, posture, scent, attire, 326 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,085 level of perspiration, type of shirt collar. 327 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,086 - What's the best type of shirt collar? 328 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:19,987 - English Spread, obviously, 329 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,989 but let's hold the questions until the end. 330 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,700 When people say, "Good morning," they mean, "Hello." 331 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,193 When people say, "How are you?" they mean, "Hello." 332 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,695 When people say, "What's up?" 333 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,197 they mean, "I am a person not worth talking to." 334 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,332 There are two acceptable sleep positions. 335 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,201 On back, toes up, arms crossed, 336 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,704 or on back, toes up, arms at the side. 337 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,171 Do not trust any child that chews 338 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,807 bubble gum-flavored bubble gum. 339 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,409 Do not trust any adult that chews gum at all. 340 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,345 Never vacation in Banff. 341 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,047 - Okay, you guys know the course. 342 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,049 First one to get to Creston and 10th rides for me. 343 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,217 Loser is out. 344 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,087 - Hey, Bodie, you seem like a reasonable dude. 345 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,364 Just let me win and I'll owe you big time. 346 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,266 - I really need this. - I really need this, too. 347 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,759 I haven't eaten in three days, 348 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,403 and my bookie says if I don't pay him back 349 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,695 he's gonna kill my dog. 350 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,096 - Mm-kay that's very intense. 351 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,131 - Please let me win. 352 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,166 Since my mom died, that dog is my only family. 353 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,711 - I am so sorry. - I shouldn't have engaged. 354 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,713 - It got way too real. - I'm gonna lose everything! 355 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,271 - Yep, putting on my helmet now. 356 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,340 - Ready, go! - Whoa! 357 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,012 He's so fast. 358 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,247 Too fast. 359 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:27,020 I'm losing. 360 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,222 Whoa! 361 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,158 - Chip Rockets! 362 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,760 Sorry about your dog, Bodie. 363 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,437 Oh, man, why'd I say that? Now I feel terrible. 364 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,463 I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win. 365 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:37,731 Wait, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp! 366 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,266 Ahhh! 367 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,370 No! 368 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,272 Oh, I see what I did wrong. 369 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:46,807 I did the jump bad. 370 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,577 - You okay, Jake? 371 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,788 - Well, aside from the fact that the Nine-Nine's hearing 372 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,447 is in four hours and we're definitely getting shut down, 373 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,483 no, I bruised my thigh. 374 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,885 - It's gonna be just fine, Jake. 375 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,787 - No, it isn't, Charles. 376 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,755 It's on my right hip. I sleep on that side. 377 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:02,655 It was stupid of me to think 378 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,491 I could make this the best case ever. 379 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,859 Let's just go back to the precinct 380 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,970 so you can make me hot cocoa. 381 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,171 - I can't believe I'm gonna say this, 382 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,497 but no, I will not make you hot cocoa. 383 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,432 - Charles! - I have a bruise! 384 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,210 - I won't do it, not when there's still a chance 385 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,445 - we can save the Nine-Nine. - What are you talking about? 386 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,038 When I took down that guy Bodie... 387 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,306 - Chip Rockets! 388 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,909 I planted a bug with a GPS tracker on it. 389 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,177 - Chip Rockets, you beautiful bastard. 390 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,545 - Chip actually is a bastard. 391 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,880 Never knew either of his parents. 392 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:27,915 Raised by the rink. 393 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,449 - Ooh, badass backstory. 394 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,450 - Stole it from a TV movie. 395 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,451 It was about ice dancing, 396 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,628 but I adapted it for the hardwood. 397 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,955 - That makes it way worse, but I'm gonna move past it. 398 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,024 Let's track down Bodie and save the precinct. 399 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,259 - Okay, we're making progress on your phone. 400 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,837 We went to the bar where it was taken... 401 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,462 Wait, why are you in handcuffs? 402 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,931 - Because I've been arrested. 403 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:44,932 - What? - By who? 404 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,466 - Hitchcock, baby. 405 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,311 I busted his butt for filing a false police report. 406 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,904 - He broke his phone, but insurance wouldn't reimburse him 407 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,305 unless he reported it as stolen. 408 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,240 - Are you serious? 409 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,075 How the hell did you solve this, Hitchcock? 410 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,543 - Good old-fashioned detective work. 411 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,477 - Yeah, they have no idea. 412 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,980 They think the phone was actually stolen. 413 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,915 - You're under arrest, jerk-o. 414 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,217 - Don't even think about it. 415 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,162 - He thought the bathroom was empty because we use the toilet 416 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,955 with our feet up on the stall door. 417 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,833 - Explain any further and I will kneecap you both. 418 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,258 - You can't boss me around. 419 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,961 I'm the greatest detective in the history of here. 420 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:17,097 Mr. Nine-Nine, out. 421 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,565 - Okay, according to the tracker, 422 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,233 Bodie's at a warehouse on 11th Street. 423 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,235 ESU is on site and waiting for our go. 424 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,904 - Great, time to gear up. 425 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,873 It's not the best case ever without some toys. 426 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:29,076 - Oh, yeah. - Toys for boys. 427 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:29,943 - I don't know if I like that. 428 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,220 - Adult toys. - Still sounds wrong. 429 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,913 - Male toys. - You know what? 430 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,190 Let's just not call them toys. That's my fault, I started it. 431 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,591 - You got it, we'll just call them playthings. 432 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,017 - We will not. - Let's do this. 433 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,219 Sniper binoculars. 434 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,288 Here, Charles, tell me how far away I am. 435 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,856 - Too close to measure. 436 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,057 - They really work. 437 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,194 That's everything. 438 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,262 Let's do this. 439 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,536 - This is way too much stuff. 440 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,570 - Yeah. 441 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,873 And it's too heavy to carry all the way back. 442 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,179 Terry. 443 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,015 - Five minutes left. - What have I missed? 444 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,192 - Professional handshake. - We did that. 445 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,084 Fingers with a half-centimeter spread, 446 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,986 up, down, then separate. 447 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,154 - Good. - Acceptable fabrics? 448 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,155 - Cotton or cotton blend. 449 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,289 Wool is for outerwear only, 450 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,191 and silk is for sex workers or musicians. 451 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,359 - Right. - Good desserts? 452 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,393 - There are none. 453 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,138 If you are hungry, you should have had more dinner. 454 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,330 - That's it! - We're done. 455 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,998 You've been mentored. 456 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,967 - Oh, my God! - We did it! 457 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,301 I can't believe we did it! 458 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,271 Oh, no, we did it. 459 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,006 It's over. 460 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,574 - Yes, I agree. 461 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,077 Up, down, separation. 462 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,049 - Separation. 463 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,952 - Oh, girl, you look so sad. 464 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,229 You know what would cheer you up? 465 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,255 A nice bowl of miso soup. 466 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,690 - No thanks, Gina. - I'm not in the mood. 467 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,325 - So, Gina, is that soup up for grabs? 468 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,426 - Scully, no. 469 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,663 My followers are sick of watching you eat cement. 470 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,067 - There they are. 471 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,069 We are.1524 kilometers away. 472 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,347 I have no idea what that means, but it's still pretty cool. 473 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,039 Charles, can you hear what they're saying? 474 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,107 - Uh, no. - Really? 475 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,075 It looks like they're talking. 476 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,618 - They're not. - They're definitely not talking. 477 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,753 - I can see their lips moving. 478 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,213 Wait a minute, why won't you tell me what they're saying? 479 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,115 - They're making fun of Tyler Omaha. 480 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,084 - Oh, what? - I thought I was pretty good. 481 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,251 - Me too! 482 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,196 And you definitely don't look anything like Rachel Maddow. 483 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,721 - Oh, come on! 484 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,656 - Hold on. - Something's happening. 485 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,891 That's a huge bag. 486 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,170 If that's full of heroin, we could really save the precinct. 487 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,962 - Oh, I can just hear Holt now. 488 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,231 "I'm proud of you, Peralta. You are my hero." 489 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,375 The guy is obsessed with me. 490 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,101 - All right, we gotta make the bust now. 491 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,278 We only have 30 minutes left till the hearing. 492 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,645 - No, no, no, no, wait, stand down. 493 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,438 It's not heroin in the bags. It's money. 494 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,107 - Yeah, that's millions in drug money. 495 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,350 We can still arrest them for that. 496 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,709 - Let's do it. - No. 497 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:43,953 If they have that much money on them, 498 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,222 it means they're probably gonna meet up with their supplier. 499 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,647 Can you hear what they're saying? 500 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,382 - Yeah, I'm trying to make it out. 501 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,051 Sounds like... Oh, you're right. 502 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,752 They're getting a shipment at 8:30. 503 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,397 - Whoa, Dom's one of the biggest dealers in New York. 504 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,389 Whoever their supplier is is gonna be huge. 505 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,425 - We gotta wait. - But that's two hours from now. 506 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,294 We'll miss the hearing. Let's just arrest Dom. 507 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,206 - We'd be getting a major player off the streets. 508 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,198 I mean, isn't that the job? 509 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,334 - So what are you saying? 510 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:11,171 - I'm saying the Nine-Nine's gonna get shut down. 511 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,305 - Damn it! 512 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,317 - I know, it sucks, but it's the right thing to do. 513 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,285 - No, not that, they're making fun of Chip Rockets now. 514 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,320 - These drug dealers are so mean. 515 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,378 - Right! 516 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,317 But it's a big bust, 517 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,686 and at least we're going out in a blaze of glory. 518 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,489 - Yeah. It feels more like a blaze of crap. 519 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,659 - Ah, you're gonna be fine. - You're gonna get a new partner. 520 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,494 His name's gonna be Heath or Ryan. 521 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,596 He's gonna know everything about "Die Hard," 522 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,231 and he's gonna be super cool. 523 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,499 Jean jacket cool. 524 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,768 - Yeah, yeah, you could be right. 525 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,679 And hey, you'll get a cool, new partner too, right? 526 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,505 - Eh. - He'll love fine dining 527 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,673 and musical theater 528 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,576 and hearing about every explicit detail of your sex life 529 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,378 over and over and over. 530 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,379 - Just like you. 531 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,680 - Yeah, yeah, just like me. 532 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,415 - Yes, you're right. - It's gonna be fine. 533 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,684 I'm gonna be totally fine without you. 534 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,553 I'm gonna check the distance on the warehouse there. 535 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:01,554 - Copy. 536 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,723 - Yep, the building hasn't moved. 537 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:08,761 It's still.1524 kilometers... away. 538 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,539 - Wait, are you just holding up the binoculars 539 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,531 so I can't see you cry? 540 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,799 - No! 541 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,767 - Yeah, I didn't think so. 542 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:15,902 Come to think of it, 543 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:19,806 I'm gonna double-check our building distance as well. 544 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,574 Mm-hmm. 545 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,614 - I see you filming, Linetti. 546 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,316 - What's in the yogurt? - Normal stuff. 547 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,284 Nothing you'd use to make a sidewalk with. 548 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:34,321 - Attention squad, I just got word from Peralta and Boyle. 549 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,099 - Did they make their bust? - They save the precinct? 550 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,391 - No, they decided to try to bring in a bigger fish. 551 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,785 They're not gonna make the hearing. 552 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,570 - So Jake's doing the right thing 553 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,630 instead of the selfish thing? 554 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,764 You did this to him. 555 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,609 - Look, I know we all want this precinct to survive, 556 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,834 but I'm proud of them. 557 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,703 Loyalty to your friends and fellow officers is important, 558 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,507 but more important is our loyalty to this city 559 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,675 and its citizens. 560 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,844 So I guess what I'm trying to say is 561 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,713 let's go get drunk. 562 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,449 See anything? 563 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,118 Nope. You? 564 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,654 - No, I just love these binoculars so much. 565 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,356 I don't wanna put them down, you know? 566 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,857 - Oh, man, when this case is over, 567 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,592 I'm gonna miss these binoculars. 568 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,327 - Me too. 569 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,330 - It's almost 8;30. 570 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,441 We're gonna get into position. 571 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,532 - Okay, thanks, Marv. 572 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,500 - Are you guys crying? 573 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,770 - I said thanks, Marv! - That means move on. 574 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,580 - I'm sorry that our last case wasn't our best case ever. 575 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,149 - No, don't say that. 576 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,884 Every case with you is the best case ever. 577 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,587 - Oh. 578 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,490 - Now come on, we still have a drug dealer to bust, right? 579 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,591 You know what that means. 580 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,634 - Bullet tornado! - Man sprinkler! 581 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,927 Bullet tornado, that's what I said both times. 582 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,829 Okay, Marv, go, go, go, go, go! 583 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,600 - NYPD! Down! - Everybody, down! 584 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,668 - Hey. 585 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,504 Congratulations on getting the record. 586 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,805 - What are you talking about? 587 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,573 I came up short. 588 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,709 Hitchcock beat me. 589 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,910 What are all these? 590 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,412 - B&E I worked last year. 591 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,380 You noticed a clue I missed. 592 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,615 Arson I solved last summer. 593 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,718 You gave me advice on how to break the guy in interrogation. 594 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,620 Blackmail from '09. 595 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,821 You said the nanny did it, 596 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,390 and guess what, the nanny did it. 597 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,525 - I don't understand. 598 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:19,768 - You didn't just work your own cases. 599 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,894 You helped me and Jake 600 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,129 and Charles and Amy. 601 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,499 There are hundreds of cases that wouldn't have been solved 602 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,500 without you. 603 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,668 You add all that up, 604 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,945 that's a record nobody's ever gonna touch. 605 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,938 Congratulations, Mr. Nine-Nine. 606 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,706 - Thanks, Diaz. 607 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:37,877 - Hey, guys, sorry we couldn't, you know, save the precinct. 608 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,912 - Nothing to be sorry about. 609 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,249 Your moral compass is on fire right now. 610 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,859 - Okay, forget I said anything. - This is better. 611 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,685 - At least we had an awesome bust. 612 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,254 - Yeah, we went back-to-back. 613 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,956 Oh, man, we must look so cool. 614 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,491 - You finally did the man sprinkler. 615 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,959 - What? - I never called it that. 616 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,661 - Attention, squad. 617 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,563 I just got off the phone with One Police Plaza. 618 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,873 The hearing is over, and here's where we stand 619 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,433 vis-à-vis the precinct being shut down. 620 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,802 The precinct will not be shut down. 621 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:03,870 - Oh! - Yeah! 622 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,848 - They decided to shut down the Seven-Four instead. 623 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,540 - Wait, I don't understand. 624 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,576 - Apparently the community came to our aid. 625 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:10,977 There was a swell of online support 626 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,980 orchestrated by an organization called "Gina-zone." 627 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,783 - I think you mean Ginazon. 628 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,552 I was behind the bar the whole time. 629 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,521 Another great Gina Linetti entrance. 630 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,590 - I told you, you can't be back here. 631 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,458 - And I told you, I already am. 632 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,526 - What did you do? 633 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,670 - I was live-streaming a prank 634 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,971 when Captain Holt made his big speech 635 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,806 about how you did the right thing for the city. 636 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,764 I guess people were moved. 637 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,666 They were like, "What can we do to help?" 638 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,311 And I said, "Call the commissioner's office." 639 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,903 - The G-Hive is real. 640 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,606 I can't believe you did it. Gina, you're a legend. 641 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,308 To the Nine-Nine! 642 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,510 Nine-Nine! 643 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,682 Y'all just drank cement! 644 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,753 - Santiago, the precinct's been saved. 645 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,754 Why are you so glum? 646 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,589 - Because our mentorship is over. 647 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,325 I blew it all in one day. 648 00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,892 - Yes, volume one of our mentorship. 649 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,828 - There's more volumes? - Of course. 650 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,864 You think I could fit it all in one binder? 651 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:07,066 - Okay, good. 652 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,176 - You don't seem very excited. 653 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,638 - Oh, I was just adhering to section 7, page 145. 654 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,640 "No emotional displays in the workplace." 655 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,908 - Excellent. - I taught you well. 656 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,910 - Now if you'll excuse me, 657 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,646 I have some work to do 658 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,714 on the roof. 659 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,658 - Not a doctor. - Shh.