1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,438 - Good morning, everyone. - Oh. My. Goodness. 2 00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:05,539 Sarge. 3 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:08,609 What. Are. The. Chances? 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,411 - I say zero? - Ugh! 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,346 I mean, when Genevieve got me these suspenders, 6 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,091 I thought I'd lean into it and go for the whole look, 7 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,292 but I didn't want to step on your toes. 8 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,185 That being said, you know what this means. 9 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:20,121 - Don't do this, Charles. - Oh, it's already done. 10 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,122 Gather round, y'all. 11 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:22,456 It's time to play 12 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,457 "Who Wore It Best?" 13 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,059 - I'd really rather not. 14 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,560 - Because you're a wittle chicken? 15 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:29,430 Who wore it best? Who wore it best? 16 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:32,100 Who wore it beeest? 17 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,234 - Terry. - What? 18 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,369 - Come on! - You should change, Boyle. 19 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:38,106 - Fine. - Not here! 20 00:00:58,126 --> 00:01:00,328 - Hey, Peralta. - How's it going, man? 21 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,395 - Pretty good. 22 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:02,396 Thanks for asking. 23 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:03,864 - Cool, cool, cool. 24 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,442 - So how's it going? - I'm still pretty good. 25 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,411 - Nothing has changed. - I hadn't heard about that. 26 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,313 - All right, you're clearly not listening to me. 27 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:11,215 - I can say whatever I want. - Tell me about it. 28 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,282 - I murdered Charles this weekend. 29 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,541 - I feel you. 30 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,408 - Now that I have the taste for blood, 31 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:16,144 - I can't stop murdering. - Been there. 32 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,179 - Okay, Sarge. Sarge? 33 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,148 - Jake. - When'd you get here? 34 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,315 - Wow. - I'm sorry. 35 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:22,692 I'm just trying to see if Captain Holt 36 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:23,684 is done with his meeting yet. 37 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,419 So, how's it going? 38 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,688 - Okay. We've been over this. - I'm pretty good. 39 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,457 Why are you acting so weird? 40 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,359 - I'm nervous. - I'm gonna talk to Captain Holt 41 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,327 about getting me more responsibility. 42 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:34,895 Well, got to go. 43 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,464 "Die Hard." Explosions. Whatever. 44 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,531 - Wait, no! 45 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:40,368 Just when the conversation was getting interesting! 46 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:41,545 - Hello, Captain Raymond Holt, 47 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,337 it is I, Sergeant Terrance Jeffords, 48 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:45,373 your friend, but more importantly, your employee. 49 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,341 - I've never heard you speak like this, Sergeant. 50 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:48,276 I like it. 51 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,911 Each sentence so rife with information. 52 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,646 - Go on, please. - Thank you. 53 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,714 I can do more, sir. 54 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:57,318 I'd like to take on additional responsibilities. 55 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,695 - Good. I like seeing you take initiative. 56 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,355 Let's see what there is. 57 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:06,294 One Police Plaza is looking for a City Council liaison. 58 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,696 That's a rewarding but challenging opportunity, 59 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,398 but I think you'll do a great job. 60 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:11,908 - That sounds perfect. - Thank you, Captain. 61 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,934 - My pleasure. The application is due tomorrow. 62 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,536 - Okay. - It's 96 pages. 63 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:16,704 - Okay. Okay. - Not including 64 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,472 a 4,000-word personal essay. 65 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,217 - Okay. Okay. Okay. - Will that be a problem? 66 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,642 - No! 67 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,244 Not a problem for Terry. 68 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,513 Terry does not have a problem at all. 69 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,181 Terry's got a big problem! 70 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,416 - Ooh! Math or real life? 71 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,218 - Why would I have a big math problem? 72 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,528 - I've seen it happen. - I'm supposed to pick up 73 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:34,222 Cagney and Lacey from day care in 30 minutes, 74 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,399 but I have to stay late to work on an application 75 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,590 I just got from Holt. 76 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:37,734 - They're six. - They can take the subway. 77 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,428 - Rosa, that's crazy. - They're babies. 78 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:41,962 Terry, just call them an Uber. 79 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,564 - Or just have your sitter pick 'em up. 80 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,699 - Scully actually has the most reasonable idea. 81 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,601 These truly are strange days. 82 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:48,702 - Sharon can't pick 'em up 83 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:49,779 'cause she's out of town with Ava, 84 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,739 and the sitter doesn't get to my house till 6:30. 85 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,641 - Jake and I can pick them up. - Absolutely. 86 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,485 Couple of issues... I don't have any car seats, 87 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,446 and my rear window is technically a "shower curtain." 88 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,448 - Really? Why? - Mm. 89 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,758 - You know what? - Doesn't matter. 90 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,684 - Just take my minivan. - You got it. 91 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,453 - Thanks, guys. - I appreciate it. 92 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,656 - Mm, mm-mm-mm-mm! 93 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,523 Mm-mm! 94 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:10,967 - Why are you doing that with your face? 95 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,793 - I'm smiling at Mommy and Daddy. 96 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,262 - Ugh. - Gross. 97 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,439 - Picking up Cagney and Lacey. 98 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,706 One taste of practice parenting, 99 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,267 and you two will be so hot to have sex. 100 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,310 The kind that make babies. 101 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,403 - Walk away, Charles. - Okay. 102 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,372 But I'll be back in nine months. 103 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,974 - How ridiculous is Charles? - Pssh. 104 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,542 - So ridiculous. Pssh. 105 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:29,977 - Pssh. - Pssh. 106 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,712 - Pssh. - Hey, girls! 107 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:32,546 Who's the coolest person 108 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,515 you've ever met in your entire lives? 109 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,583 You are! 110 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,718 - And who's the most handsome dude in all the land, 111 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,820 even objectively more than Idris Elba? 112 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,255 You are! 113 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:42,155 - Man, kids are awesome. 114 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,567 You can tell them literally anything, 115 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:44,558 and they'll just say it. 116 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:45,493 - I know, right? - Check it out. 117 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,795 Who was the first female congresswoman? 118 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,730 Jeannette Rankin! 119 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,641 - Oh. That's fun. - They won't get teased for that. 120 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,335 Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. 121 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,570 - Oh, uh, maybe don't play with the windows? 122 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:57,438 Jake, tell them to stop. 123 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:58,815 - But playing with the windows is fun. 124 00:03:58,839 --> 00:03:59,640 - Jake. - And... 125 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,375 it could spark a lifelong interest 126 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,476 in mechanical engineering. 127 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,812 But sure. If you want, I'll tell these young girls 128 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,348 that you don't think science is a good fit for them. 129 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,692 - Play with those windows, ladies. 130 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,418 Yay! 131 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:13,387 - That was actually really cool with Cagney and Lacey. 132 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,488 I think we rocked it. 133 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,324 - Right? I don't see what the big deal is 134 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,058 about being a parent... That was so easy. 135 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,627 - Yeah, anyone who's ever complained 136 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,662 about parenting has no idea what they're doing. 137 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,697 Mm. 138 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,032 Hey, it's the sarge. 139 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,735 Probably calling for some child-rearing tips. 140 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:28,845 Parent of the year speaking. 141 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,371 Terry, baby, talk to me. 142 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,306 - Where the hell is Moo Moo? 143 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,342 - Oh, no. I think Terry has a child named Moo Moo, 144 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:35,485 and we forgot to pick her up. 145 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:36,577 - It's not a baby, Jake. 146 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,711 It's Cagney's blankie. 147 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,080 She calls it that because it has a little cow head. 148 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,582 She said she had it in the minivan. 149 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:42,583 Where is it now? 150 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,352 - Uhhh... 151 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:47,721 Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. 152 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,098 - Never let 'em play with the windows. 153 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,658 That's Parenting 101. 154 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,726 And Santiago, I can't believe you didn't stop it. 155 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,627 - I'm sorry, sir. 156 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,463 I knew it was wrong, and I did nothing, 157 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:56,697 which is ultimately worse. 158 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,532 - Cagney can't sleep without Moo Moo, 159 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,901 and if Cagney doesn't sleep, then Lacey doesn't sleep, 160 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,736 and if Cagney and Lacey don't sleep... 161 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:03,837 - Terry doesn't sleep. 162 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,373 - No. Jake doesn't live. 163 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,239 - Oh, my God. - Where did you start 164 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,875 letting them play with the windows? 165 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:10,378 - Uh, on Eighth. - It was close to the house. 166 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,178 - It better be. 167 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,489 The sitter leaves in ten minutes, 168 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,914 and this is the last thing I need! 169 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,350 - Okay. - So sorry about this, Sarge. 170 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,518 Oh, and one more thing. 171 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:22,390 I love you. 172 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,458 - I love you too, Jake. 173 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,362 Moo Moo? Moo Moo! 174 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:30,664 - What's going on, buddy? 175 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,500 - Oh, hey. - Whoa, whoa, don't move. 176 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,134 - Oh, I was just... - Step back. 177 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,404 Keep your hands where I can see 'em. 178 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,606 Drop that. 179 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,645 - Hey, Sarge. 180 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,922 We felt really bad about Moo Moo, 181 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,915 so we got you a new one. 182 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,817 - She's called New Moo. - I don't want it. 183 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,919 - Oh, the liaison application got you down? 184 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,930 - I finished that. - I know. There's nothing sadder 185 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,923 than finishing a nice, long juicy application. 186 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,825 It's like, why can't there be another essay 187 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:58,926 or even a short answer? 188 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,937 - No one is relating to you right now. What's wrong? 189 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,696 - I got stopped by a cop last night. 190 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,832 - Stopped for what? - Stopped for walking. 191 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,567 - That makes zero sense unless... 192 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,869 Oh, crap. I see what happened. 193 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,004 - Yeah. - Sarge, that's terrible. 194 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,573 - That's so messed up. 195 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:15,075 - Oh, jeez. - I have no idea what's going on. 196 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,677 - He got stopped for being black. 197 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,846 - Get woke, Scully. - What happened? 198 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:19,813 - It was right after I found Moo Moo. 199 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,649 - What're you doing in this neighborhood, 200 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,150 - buddy? - I live here. Listen... 201 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,818 - Whoa. You need to lower your voice. 202 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,086 - Lower my voice? 203 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,631 - You know what? - Put your hands on your head. 204 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,132 Turn around. Don't make any sudden movements. 205 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,958 - I didn't do anything. - Also, I'm a... 206 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,961 - Keep talking. - See what happens next, huh? 207 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,062 Big guy. 208 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,105 - Well, did you tell him you're a cop? 209 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,097 - I tried to, 210 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,699 but things escalated so quickly, 211 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:39,943 and I didn't have my badge on me. 212 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:40,901 I eventually told him, 213 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,870 and he finally looked me up in the system 214 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:43,937 and let me go. 215 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,915 - I can't believe this... - I mean, nothing like that 216 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:46,907 has ever happened to me, and I've done 217 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,942 some pretty suspicious things in the street. 218 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,978 - Hey, hey, hey, there. - What are you doing? 219 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,980 - I'm just playing a prank on my buddy. 220 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,983 - Sounds fun. - Carry on. 221 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:56,784 - It was a very good prank. 222 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,952 I totally thought I was gonna die. 223 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,864 - I mean, I've had run-ins with officers before, 224 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,990 but this one really stings. 225 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,058 It was right outside my home. 226 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,135 - So what are you gonna do? - Slash his tires? 227 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,336 You shouldn't do that, but just out of curiosity, 228 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,763 what kind of car does he drive, and where does he park it? 229 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:10,874 - You could file an official complaint. 230 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:11,941 I mean, Captain Holt would wield that 231 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,867 like a hammer and crush the guy. 232 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,012 - I don't want to start a whole hullaballoo, all right? 233 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,138 I mean, I think I just need to sit down with the guy 234 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,073 and have a direct conversation, 235 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,042 just to make sure he doesn't ever do anything 236 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:22,976 like this again. 237 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,612 - That makes sense. - You think you two 238 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:25,613 can handle watching the kids 239 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,956 while I meet with Officer Maldack? 240 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,181 - Oh, they can handle it. 241 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,017 - Calm down, Charles. - Ugh. 242 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,852 - But yes, Terry, we can watch the kids. 243 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,854 Trust me. There's nothing those little munchkins 244 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,789 can throw at us that we can't handle. 245 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,958 - Why was Daddy in trouble with the policeman? 246 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:41,629 - Uh... that's complicated. 247 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:42,763 - Is it because he's black? 248 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,031 Uh... 249 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,699 - What do we do? - We can't call Terry. 250 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,076 We told him we could handle anything. 251 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,168 I've got it. We just leave. 252 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,870 We go home. Never speak of this. 253 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,205 - No! We can't leave the children that are in our care. 254 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,206 - Right. - Let me call Charles. 255 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,207 He's a parent. 256 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,242 He'll know what to do. 257 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,243 - Smart. - Mm. 258 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:57,911 A parental crisis. 259 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,122 This is the good stuff right here. 260 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:03,984 You are knee-deep in the thick, rich broth of parenthood. 261 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:04,985 - Well, that was a nightmare. 262 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,186 Who else can we call? 263 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,921 - I'm already ahead of you. - Calling Rosa. 264 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,923 - Make 'em go to bed. - It's 6:30 p.m. 265 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,024 They're not tired. 266 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,225 - Make. Them. 267 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,794 - Okay. Hang up. - I'll call Gina. 268 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:14,895 - Ugh. Come on, Jake. 269 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,030 Just explain the deep-rooted institutionalized racism 270 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:19,066 that remains pervasive in this country 271 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,200 to this day. 272 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,002 - Gina, they're children. 273 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,203 - So put it in a song, Jake. 274 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,772 Watch this. 275 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,210 - I'm hanging up. ♪ Racism 276 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,079 - Gina, I'm hanging up. ♪ Racism, baby 277 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,947 - That's a great song. - I'm hanging up. 278 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,216 Okay. So Gina was a bust as well. 279 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,819 Looks like we're out of options. 280 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,220 Unless. 281 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,089 - No. - It's all we have. 282 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,025 - Hey, Jakey. 283 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,202 Yeah, I'd love to chat, but I can't. 284 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,161 Hitchcock and I are eating cake for dinner 285 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,296 and watching a movie. 286 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,131 - Ask Amy if she wants to come over. 287 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:51,965 - I'm hanging up. 288 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,101 Why're you smiling? 289 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,103 - That was useless. - Are you kidding me? 290 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:59,006 Hitchcock and Scully just handed us a gem. 291 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,207 - Who wants cake? 292 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,775 Me! 293 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:03,319 - And who wants to watch "101 Dalmatians" 294 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,045 and not ask any hard-to-answer questions 295 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,780 about your father and race? 296 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,882 - Me! Me! Me! - Nice. 297 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,019 - Officer Maldack. - Thanks for coming. 298 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,321 - Hey. 299 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,990 I'm really glad you set this up. 300 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,892 I'm so sorry for what happened. 301 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:22,162 - Oh. Wow. 302 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,732 I am really happy to hear that. 303 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,367 I was thinking this conversation was gonna go a lot differently. 304 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,869 - No, no. - It was an honest mistake. 305 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,013 I mean, if I had known you were a cop, 306 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,180 I never would've treated you that way. 307 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:35,308 - So you're sorry for not knowing I was a cop sooner? 308 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,044 - Yeah. - And that's it? 309 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,212 - Yeah. - But you shouldn't have 310 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,282 treated me that way whether I was a cop or not. 311 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,817 - What do you mean? 312 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,886 - I was just walking down the street. 313 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,388 There's nothing suspicious or illegal about that. 314 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,661 - Okay, but you and I both know 315 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:53,093 that you don't exactly look like you belong in that neighborhood. 316 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,294 - I live there. - Look. 317 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,172 Nine out of ten times I get called to that neighborhood, 318 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,306 it's about a guy that looks like you. 319 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,032 - Were you responding to a call? 320 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,209 - No, but you're missing the point. 321 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,035 - No, you're missing the point. 322 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,170 I just want you to admit 323 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,905 you only stopped me because I'm black 324 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,174 and to apologize and say you won't do it again! 325 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,175 - Hey, look. 326 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,210 We wouldn't even be having this conversation 327 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:10,878 if you had your badge on you. 328 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,179 Next time, don't forget it. 329 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,947 - Oh, so this is all my fault? 330 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,291 - I'm not apologizing for doing my job. 331 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,350 - That's not the job, man. 332 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,930 - Whoa. I can't believe it went down like that. 333 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,932 - Should we maybe revisit some of our earlier ideas 334 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,825 vis-à-vis tires and slashing? 335 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,170 - I should've known there was no talking to a guy like that. 336 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,162 I don't see any other option. 337 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,198 I'm submitting an official complaint with Holt. 338 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,342 - I know it might feel weird to report another officer, 339 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,068 but it's the right move. 340 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,345 - Holt's gonna eat him for breakfast. 341 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:40,007 - Maldack has no idea what's about to hit him. 342 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,877 - I'm not gonna submit this. 343 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,345 - What? Why not? 344 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,280 - Because I think it's a mistake. 345 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,387 - Hey, Sarge? - Everything okay? 346 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:58,391 Only ask 'cause you haven't moved in the last 58 minutes. 347 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,360 - He doesn't want me to file the complaint. 348 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,362 - Well, of course Officer Maldack doesn't want you 349 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,463 to file the complaint. 350 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,331 He's the one being complained about. 351 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,066 I just realized you meant Captain Holt. 352 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,167 - Yeah. - What? 353 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,468 Did you mess up the grammar 354 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,779 - or something? - Did you dangle a participle? 355 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,205 Ugh, Terry, Holt hates a dangler. 356 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,407 - Grammar was fine. 357 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,409 He said he thought filing it was a mistake. 358 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,078 - Wow. Well, look. 359 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,213 Captain Holt cares about you more than anything. 360 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,182 I'm sure he's got a good reason. 361 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,492 Maybe you should go talk to him about it, you know? 362 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,152 Go to his house. 363 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,387 - Yeah. That's a good idea. - I'm gonna do that. 364 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,856 - And while you're talking to him, 365 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,758 Jake and Amy can babysit your kids. 366 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,793 Unless they're too busy making babies of their own. 367 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,829 - Shaka-daka-dow. - Get out of us. 368 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,498 But yes, we are happy to look after the kids again. 369 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,101 - Thanks, guys. - I appreciate your support. 370 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,335 Now, I'm gonna go find out 371 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,438 what the hell is going on with Captain Holt. 372 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,109 - Are you two sure you should be babysitting? 373 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,286 You seemed real freaked when you called me last night. 374 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,846 - Yes, but then we figured out how to be good parents. 375 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,347 TV and cake. 376 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,449 - TV and cake were my parents. 377 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,888 - It's okay. 378 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,491 - Sergeant Jeffords. 379 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,492 - That's right. 380 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,760 It's me, Sergeant Jeffords, 381 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,527 from the precinct. 382 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,229 I'm the guy whose damn complaint 383 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,197 you don't want to submit, 384 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,266 and I can't think of one damn reason why! 385 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,467 - Everyone. 386 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,436 This is Sergeant Jeffords. 387 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,472 - Hi! 388 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,508 I'm sorry for interrupting your dinner party. 389 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,986 - No problem at all. - This is important. 390 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,544 Also, Kevin's friend Margo is here, 391 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,513 and she's a real class-A drip. 392 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,382 - Sir, I can't get why you don't want me to file the complaint. 393 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,885 I thought you of all people would support me. 394 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,930 - First of all, let me say, what that officer did to you 395 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,556 was wrong, deeply wrong, and I'm furious about it. 396 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,491 - Okay. - So why don't you back me up? 397 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,560 - Because that complaint could backfire. 398 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,395 Cops who blow the whistle on other cops 399 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,164 almost always face a backlash, 400 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,233 just like people who socialize with Margo 401 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,168 invariably hear about her trip to Scottsdale. 402 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,578 - You're real worked up about Margo. 403 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,971 - Sorry. 404 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,572 She's horrible. 405 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,483 Listen, I don't want to see your career derailed 406 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,584 because you were besmirched 407 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,344 for reporting on another officer. 408 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,454 - But what he did was wrong. 409 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,180 He should be besmirched! 410 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,048 - Yes, but is that besmirching worth 411 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,425 the greater besmirching of your career? 412 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,984 You have to balance besmirchings. 413 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,452 There's politics to being a cop. 414 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,187 - But I wasn't harassed for being a cop. 415 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,922 I was harassed as a black man. 416 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:09,999 - I'm not saying do nothing. 417 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,025 I'm saying the most powerful action 418 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,927 you can take is to rise through the ranks 419 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,595 so that you can make large-scale changes. 420 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,430 I've had to pick my battles, 421 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,932 and it hasn't always been easy, 422 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,500 but now I have my own precinct, 423 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,502 a precinct whose officers would never do to you 424 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,937 what Officer Maldack did. 425 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,939 - I understand what you're saying, but... 426 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,275 - Shh. 427 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,377 I hear Margo's squeaky shoes in the hallway. 428 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,847 One guess as to where in Arizona she brought them. Scottsdale. 429 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,515 - Oh. Ray. - There you are. 430 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,550 I'm about to start my Scottsdale slideshow. 431 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,624 It has all the highlights. 432 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,221 - There are no highlights in Scottsdale, Margo. 433 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,323 - That's what you think, Raymond. 434 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,963 - Okay, we got chocolate-chocolate, 435 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,299 chocolate-vanilla, and my personal favorite, 436 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,934 a bowl full of cake batter. 437 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,469 - And loads o' movies. - Eh? 438 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,871 - We don't want to do that. 439 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,306 - Uh, maybe you didn't 440 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,307 hear us correctly. 441 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,308 We've got cake. 442 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,309 We've got movies. 443 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,944 It's time to party! 444 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,354 - Is being black bad? - We're black. 445 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,381 Are we gonna get in trouble like Daddy? 446 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,659 - Jake, can I talk to you for a second? 447 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,418 - Yes, please. 448 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,320 - We have a problem. - I know. 449 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,630 What kind of kids don't want to eat cake? 450 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,623 Should we call Child Services on Terry? 451 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,101 - Jake, I think we have to face the music 452 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,592 and talk to them for real. 453 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,628 - I know. - You're right. 454 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,639 But I'm gonna munch the cake batter while we do it. 455 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:24,908 If you don't eat the raw egg fast, 456 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,500 it makes you even more sick. 457 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,302 - Never mind, let's go. - Okay. 458 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,570 - Okay, girls. 459 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,647 There's something called prejudice, 460 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,574 which comes from the Latin words "pre," or "before," 461 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,643 and "judicium," which means "to judge." 462 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:37,644 Are you with me so far? 463 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,612 - No. - No. 464 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,681 - Okay. Um, 465 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,592 you know how it's tougher in this world to be a woman? 466 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,018 It is? 467 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,429 - No. No, no, no. - That's not what I meant. 468 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,321 - Then I don't want to be a woman. 469 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,598 - Me neither. - You don't have to be 470 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,699 if that's who you are... You know what? 471 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,125 That's a whole other conversation. 472 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,027 Uh... 473 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,028 Okay. Here we go. 474 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,097 A cop did a bad thing 475 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,374 and tried to get your daddy in trouble, 476 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,100 but your daddy didn't do anything wrong. 477 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,569 - Because Daddy's black? 478 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,570 - Yeah. 479 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,072 - That's scary. 480 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,106 - It is scary. 481 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,675 But that cop was wrong, and what he did was bad. 482 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,686 - And the most important thing is your daddy's okay, 483 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,778 and he's not in trouble, 484 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,114 and he loves you both more than anything in the world. 485 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,416 - Okay? - Okay. 486 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,650 - Yeah. Okay. 487 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,120 Well, that wasn't so bad. 488 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,490 Well, if you guys have any other questions, we're here for you. 489 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,558 - What's an orgasm? - Come on! 490 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,635 - Terry, I know you're upset, 491 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,703 but this is the right thing to do. 492 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,963 You're this close to the City Council position, 493 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,498 and that's just the beginning. 494 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,700 It would be a shame to jeopardize that. 495 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,535 - Look, I get that the guys in our precinct 496 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,536 wouldn't profile me, 497 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,637 but it still happened 498 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,572 only one precinct over. 499 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,350 - Which is why you need to keep pushing forward in your career, 500 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,976 so that you can change the system. 501 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,644 Terry, you're a great cop. 502 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,646 You could become a chief or higher. 503 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,382 - How long will it take to make change that way? 504 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,385 Maldack is on the street now. 505 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,753 You know why I became a cop? 506 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,754 - Please share. 507 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,156 - Because when I was a kid, 508 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,125 I always wanted to be a superhero. 509 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,560 - Stop it! - Stop bothering little Terry! 510 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,596 - Or what? - Or I will defeat you! 511 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,439 Whoa. 512 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,043 - I wanted to help people like that cop helped me. 513 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,610 But right now, 514 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,646 I don't feel like a superhero. 515 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,748 I feel the opposite. 516 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,017 When I got stopped the other day, 517 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,186 I wasn't a cop. 518 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,388 I wasn't a guy who lived in a neighborhood 519 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,423 looking for his daughter's toy. 520 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:35,062 I was a black man, a dangerous black man. 521 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:39,666 A threat. 522 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,735 And I couldn't stop thinking about my daughters. 523 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,037 And their future. 524 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,772 And how years from now, 525 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,175 they could be walking down the street, 526 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,576 looking for their kids' Moo Moo, 527 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,079 and get stopped by a bad cop. 528 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,090 And they probably won't get to play the police card 529 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:57,150 to get out of trouble. 530 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,119 I don't like that thought, 531 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,221 and I'm gonna do something about it. 532 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,690 So I don't care if it might hurt my career. 533 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,725 I'm filing that report. 534 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:10,029 Even if I have to go over your head to do it. 535 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,634 - Kind of seemed like you were gonna 536 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,836 get up and leave after saying all that. 537 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,805 - I was, but I think I hear Margo. 538 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,211 - Thanks for babysitting last night. 539 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,621 The girls told me what you talked about, 540 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,789 and it couldn't have been easy. 541 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:27,580 - I'm sorry I told them 542 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,282 orgasms was another word for oranges. 543 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,817 I panicked. 544 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:31,818 - Yeah, it did make it awkward 545 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,087 when they asked for orgasm juice this morning, 546 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,831 but I was more talking about the other stuff. 547 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,724 - Yeah. We didn't really know what to say. 548 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,259 At one point, I'm pretty sure I sang 549 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,161 all of En Vogue's "Free Your Mind." 550 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,296 - Well, they had fun, and you made 'em feel safe. 551 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,197 You did good. 552 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,167 Oh. They made you a "thank you" card. 553 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,135 - Aww. 554 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,337 Pretty sure my nose isn't quite this big, 555 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,339 especially with all the racial sensitivity talk, 556 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,606 but I appreciate the effort. 557 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,208 - Sergeant Jeffords. 558 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,310 A moment of your time, please. 559 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,113 I came to a realization 560 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,224 after you stormed out last night. 561 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,250 - I wouldn't say I stormed out. 562 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,652 I shook hands with both you and Kevin before I left. 563 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,325 - And Kevin and I agreed that you squeezed 564 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,322 significantly tighter than necessary. 565 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,857 - I guess I was a little worked up. 566 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,292 - With good reason. 567 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,261 I thought a lot about our conversation. 568 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,728 When I was a young police officer 569 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,664 and things like this would happen to me, 570 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,665 I felt very alone. 571 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:22,335 I wanted to call out every bad cop I encountered, 572 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,437 and there were a lot, but as a black gay man, 573 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,707 I never had a superior who was on my side, 574 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,376 so the advice I offered you, 575 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,645 that came from a different place at a different time. 576 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,848 I put all my energy towards rising to a rank 577 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,350 where I could make a difference. 578 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:43,656 Well, I'm there now, and I realize 579 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,625 that if I don't back you up on this, 580 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,827 I would be betraying the very thing 581 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,230 that I worked so hard for, 582 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,864 so I filed the complaint. 583 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,367 - I appreciate that, Captain. 584 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,871 - Are you still upset? - No. Not at all. 585 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,283 - You should consider modifying your handshake. 586 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,908 It's sending the wrong message. 587 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,710 - Copy that. 588 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,246 - Whew. I am so glad we don't have to do 589 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,390 any more babysitting for a while. 590 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,449 - I know. - It was so stressful. 591 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,850 - So stressful. 592 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,420 But, like, actually kind of rewarding too. 593 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,356 - Shaping young minds like that felt so powerful. 594 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,258 - Yeah. - But, like, so exhausting. 595 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,269 - Oh, yeah. Can you imagine doing that every night? 596 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,127 Forget it. 597 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,263 But also, their little shoes are so cute. 598 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,373 They're like little circles. 599 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,266 - I know, and everything they hold 600 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,735 looks so big because their hands are so tiny. 601 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,271 - Yeah, and they have to hold a cup of water with both hands 602 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,381 - 'cause they're so weak. - I know! 603 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,406 - Whoo-whee! 604 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,907 That's what I'm talking about! 605 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,876 - Boyle. - Lucky for you, 606 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,478 Amy, I am an unlicensed doula. 607 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,979 I've delivered three of my cousins 608 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,914 and one of my uncles... Long story. 609 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,916 - Go away! - Yes, Papa. 610 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,886 - Please close the blinds. 611 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,422 We're about to violate several departmental regulations. 612 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,324 - Ho, ho! - All right! 613 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,501 - It's been a very long week, 614 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,227 and as of right now, 615 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,728 we're both off duty. 616 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:56,872 I think we've earned a drink. 617 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,266 - I can get behind that. 618 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,734 - I heard from City Council about the liaison position. 619 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,336 - Is that right? 620 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,337 - You didn't get it. 621 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,938 - Oh. 622 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,408 Oh, this is a sad drink. 623 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,243 Was it the complaint? 624 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,779 - We'll never know for sure, but, uh, I think it's likely. 625 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,482 However, this is not a sad drink. 626 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,849 We're celebrating 627 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:21,454 to doing the right thing. 628 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,391 - I don't know. 629 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,926 Maybe we shouldn't have filed the complaint. 630 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,929 Maybe I could've done more if I had gotten the liaison job. 631 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:30,997 - Maybe. 632 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,432 But one thing's for certain. 633 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,433 Maldack will think twice 634 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,303 before making another bad stop like that again. 635 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,870 That's a win. 636 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,872 - Yeah. 637 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,808 It's tough. 638 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,376 - It is. 639 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,446 So if Sharon's still out of town, 640 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,381 who's, uh, looking out for Cagney and Lacey? 641 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,420 - Not a doctor. - Shh.