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- Oh hello.

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Guys, guys, guys, check it out.

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Hitchcock fell asleep
in the break room,

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so I put his hand
in a bowl of warm water.

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- Come on, man.
- That's the stupidest prank ever.

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- Uh, no, it's the smartest
because it involves biology.

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I bet it worked already.
Let's go check.

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- Hitchcock, no!
- He's drowning, he's drowning!

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- Save him, man!

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- I take it back, Jake.
- Great prank.

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- Is everyone packed
for the 28th annual

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Tri-State Police Officers
Convention?

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I hear Bill Powell's giving
a lecture on advances

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in appellate court
e-filing techniques.

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Phew, talk about "can't miss."

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- Yeah, we don't really go
for the talks.

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We're more interested
in the extracurriculars.

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Fart-five.

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- Of course, Rochester has much
to offer in that sphere.

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For instance,
it's famed thermometer museum.

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- Thermometer museum?
- Uh, no thanky.

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Here's what a-we are all about.

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One, free hotel rooms.

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- I get to sleep
in a bed by myself.

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No wife, no kids,

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just Terry starfishing
on a Cal King.

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- Two, a huge hall
full of cool police tech.

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- Last year,
I got to try out a heat ray.

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- Three, the Buffalo P.D.
- always throws an insane party.

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Last year, Amy got so drunk,

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she jumped a police horse
into the pool.

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- Eight-drink Amy is
an equestrian,

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and she's real bad at it.

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- This isn't an excuse
for you to party.

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This is a police convention,
not the Newport Folk Festival.

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- Come on, sir.
- It's been a hard year.

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I mean, frankly,
we could all use a party

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to blow off some steam.

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First we were
on the night shift,

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then the precinct
almost got shut down.

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- I got hit by a bus.

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- Well,
we have been through a lot,

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but, frankly,
our reputation has taken a hit.

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That's why
I'm running for a seat

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on the convention's
board of directors.

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If I win, it will look good
for the precinct.

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So please don't do anything
to jeopardize that.

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Understood?

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Dismissed.

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- That's a big ole bummer.

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- All right, everybody,
just relax.

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We're still gonna have
a great time.

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If there's one thing I know,
it's how to sneak out to a party

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without your parents
finding out.

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I used to do it all the time.

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Well, I did it a few times.

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Once, to go to a
the Gathering tournament.

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I got stuck in the window
like Winnie-the-Pooh.

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There, okay?
Now you know everything.

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My mom had to pull me back in
by my ponytail.

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All right, let's party!

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- What is taking so long
with those keys?

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I gotta hit that pillow top.
It's starfish o'clock.

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- Guys, guys, they're here.
- Hey, hey, what's up B.P.D.,

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aka Buffalo Party Department.

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That is gold.

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You guys coming tonight, right?

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- Obviously, it's the only
reason any of us are cops.

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- All right, detectives,
here are your room assignments.

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Uh... wait a minute.
What's going on here?

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- You guys planning a party?
- What?

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No, we're just debating

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our favorite parts
of the conference.

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He likes his Q&A's moderated.

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I like mine unmoderated.

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- Why is that?
- I just...

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I'm just...

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sick of the moderator bias.

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- I couldn't agree more.
- Your story checks out.

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See you at the party.

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Let's check out some tech.

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Ooh, look.

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This is a long-range
heart beat detector.

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You can hear a human pulse
through walls.

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- Oh, I am so sorry.
- Oh, whoa.

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- Excuse me.

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- Oh, my God,
it's like a She-Scully.

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- I'm, hi.
- Uh, Norm.

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- Uh, who are you?
- Shatz.

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Uh, Cindy Shatz.

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- Scully, shake her hand.
- Oh, uh, here I go.

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- Meet to please you, Shatz.
- Your hands are so clammy.

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- I ate a bunch of clams earlier
and they still smell.

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- No, that's not what she meant.
- No, it was.

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Anyway, it was so nice
to meet you.

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- Why?

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- Okay, uh, I'll see you around.

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- Guys, I was just talking
to that amazing woman

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and I blacked out.
Did I get her number?

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- No, you chunked it.
- Ugh, of course I did.

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I'm not Hitchcock
when it comes to the ladies.

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- You don't wanna be.
- Oh, he's fearless.

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I once saw him ask out
a breastfeeding mother.

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- Ooh, look.

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It's a robot that can patrol
an empty building all by itself.

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Oh, no, this is how it starts.

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It's Skynet all over again.
Here, let's wait here a second

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and see if our future selves
show up

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and tell us to destroy it.

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Nope.
Looks like we're in the clear.

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- It's kind of cute.
- Hey, check it out.

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It's called The Wasp.

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It's for dispersing crowds
of young people.

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It emits a sound that you can
only hear if you're 35 or under.

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Ah, I also hate the sound

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- that I definitely hear.
- Me too.

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It's so high-pitched
or low-pitched.

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Oh, that was bogus
to the extreme.

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- So bogus and not tubular.

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My ears are ringing
from the pain of being young.

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- Ugh, so not gnarly.

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- Captain, you missed
the tech expo.

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We got all this swag.

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Six tote bags.
Terry can tote anything.

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Look, point at something,
I'll tote it.

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- Oh, no.

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Hold still.

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I'm gonna hide behind you
like you're a tree.

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- Uh, why are you doing that?

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- On the other side
of your trunk,

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is the worst person
I've ever met.

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Captain Jeffrey BouchÃ©,
the living embodiment of evil.

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- Raymond Holt?
- As I live and breathe.

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You have not aged a day.

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So how's Kevin?
How's Cheddar?

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Come on.
Tell me everything.

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- Kevin is fine.
- Cheddar is a dog.

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He has no concept
of good or bad.

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- I wouldn't be
so sure about that.

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He's a very clever dog.

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Hey, I wanted to tell you
that I am also running

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- for the board of directors.
- You are what?

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- Yeah, I had no idea
that you were running,

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but, listen, it doesn't matter
'cause you're gonna win anyway.

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I mean, you're Ray Holt.

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But look, I gotta go.
I will see you soon.

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I hope not.

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- You're being a little harsh
on him, Captain.

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- I've been up for promotions
against that man

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on six occasions,

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and he's prevailed
every single time.

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Why?
Because he's a snake.

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- Isn't it possible
he gets promotions

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because he's nice
and people like him?

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- Please, I hate
to say this about anyone,

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let alone a fellow officer,

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but that man is
full of balone-nya.

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- "Baloney."
- You're right.

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He's so vile, we should use

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the crude Americanization
of the word.

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He's full of baloney.

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- Holt went to bed early

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'cause his big speech is
in the morning.

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- Well, how do you know
he's in for the night?

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- Because his breakfast order
is hanging on the doorknob.

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Water, comma, hot.

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Muffin, comma, English.

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And that means it's time
for us to hard, comma, party.

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- Hey, what happened?
- Sorry, bro, they busted us.

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- 'Cause the party got
too crazy?

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- Yeah, totally.
- They've been taking bribes.

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- No, it was because
of the party.

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That's what you should
tell everyone.

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- Oh, no.

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The party's not happening.

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That means we're just

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in a hotel in Rochester.
This is a nightmare.

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- I learned a bunch
of new dance moves for tonight.

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- Ones where you move your butt.
- Ugh, screw this.

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I'm gonna get a ride back
to Brooklyn with some drifter.

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- No, we came here
to blow off steam

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and we're not gonna give up yet
'cause we're the Nine-Nine.

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We're gonna take matters into
our own hands Nine-Nine style.

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That's right, my friends.

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The Nine-Nine
is throwing a big...

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- Can I borrow $200 for alcohol?
- Mm-hmm.

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- Okay, I talked to some
of the vendors at the tech expo,

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and they agreed to hook us up
for the party.

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Check it out.
Disco lights,

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sound system, and...

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beer cooler.

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Leak-free, insolated body bag.

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Our beer is dying to get inside.

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- I don't know, man.

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Holt didn't want us
going to a party,

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he certainly doesn't
want us throwing one.

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- Oh, poor, simple Terry.

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For such a bemuscled specimen,

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you certainly do
frighten easily.

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I promise you,
Holt won't find out.

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His room is all the way
across the hotel from ours.

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He insisted so he'd have
a view of the Rochester skyline.

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- Ah, drink it in, Peralta.

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The Mustard City.

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- Besides,
if he does leave his room,

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my new partner will warn me.

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- New partner?
- K-13.

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- Hello.
- It's a robot!

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I can program it
to wait outside Holt's door,

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and if there's any movement,
it'll send us an alert.

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- All right, I'm in,

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but only because your robot
is so cool.

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- I don't know.
- It's not that cool.

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I mean, all he's doing
is standing guard.

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- I mean, I could do that.
- Awesome, if you do that,

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then K-13 can come to the party.

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I am programmed
to boogie my butt.

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- No, I'm going to the party.

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People prefer me over a robot.

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Right?

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- Hey, going pretty good, right?
- Hell, yes.

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It's like a Bonnie Raitt concert
in here.

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- No.
- Hey.

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We're about to do
the Taser challenge,

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- you guys want in?
- What's the Taser challenge?

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- We tase each other,
then drink.

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- How do you win?
- What are you, a lawyer?

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- You want in or not?
- Yeah, Terry.

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What're you, a lawyer?
It's Tasers.

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Get tased at a party, man.
Come on.

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- She's here.
- She's here.

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Cindy Shatz is here.
What do I do?

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My face is so wet
and my mouth is so dry.

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- Okay, calm down.

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Remember, be direct.

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Women don't like
to play a lot of games.

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- I think we gotta
start simpler.

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Okay, Scully, smile at her,
don't fart.

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- He knows not to...
- Oh, you're writing that down.

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- This is good stuff.
- What else you got?

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- Don't talk about
your foot fungus.

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Don't talk about
your eye fungus.

243
00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,654
Let's just say "fungus"
is off the table.

244
00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:43,090
- Oh, no, see you just wrote
the word "fungus" down

245
00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,901
and I feel like we're barreling
towards a misunderstanding.

246
00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,695
- Draw a circle around it
and then put a line through it.

247
00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,296
- There you go.
- Believe in yourself.

248
00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,064
Be confident.
You're a sweet guy

249
00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,333
- with a big heart.
- It's the size of a giraffe's.

250
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,903
- Pushes on my other organs.
- Okay, you got this.

251
00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,337
Don't talk about
the giraffe heart.

252
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,673
All right, get outta here!

253
00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,676
- Hi, Cindy.
- Hey.

254
00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,578
- So guess what my eye and foot
have in common?

255
00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,346
- What?

256
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,281
- Uh...

257
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,650
I can't say.

258
00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:12,853
Well, bye.

259
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,354
Chug!

260
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,357
- Jake, this party is insane.
- Forget Bonnie Raitt,

261
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,259
it's like the video
to "Love Shack" in here.

262
00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,362
- This is the greatest.

263
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,297
Oh, God.
It's my new partner.

264
00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,374
- You guys are texting
each other now?

265
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,333
- It sends alerts.

266
00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,335
Holt left his room.
He's on his way here.

267
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,113
- Well, we gotta get everyone
out of the hallway.

268
00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,706
All right, be quiet!
Everybody, be quiet!

269
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,742
- They're not listening to you.
- Where's Amy?

270
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:35,676
She's great at shushing.

271
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:39,379
- Wait, all of these dum-dums
are under 35.

272
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,848
- Let's use The Wasp.
- No.

273
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,650
It'll hurt my young,
little ears so much.

274
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,317
- Ah, come on.

275
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,355
- Attention,
our boss is headed this way.

276
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,658
Everyone has
to clear the hallway right now.

277
00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,727
- Shh!

278
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,629
Wow, she is great at shushing.

279
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:56,873
- I know,
she's like a librarian.

280
00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,174
- You mean,
like a sexy librarian?

281
00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,867
- No, a regular one.

282
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,669
- Everyone,
you will go in the rooms

283
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,936
and you will go right now.

284
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,404
Don't make me count to three.

285
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,206
- Shh, shh, shh.

286
00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:16,884
- Hey, Captain, what's up?

287
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,418
- Uh, which room is
Sergeant Jeffords?

288
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,253
- Oh, Terry's in here
with me and Amy.

289
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,430
You know, we're just having
a low-key night

290
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,899
watching
"House Hunters International."

291
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,325
This orthodontist really wants
to live in Panama

292
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,427
with his strangely old wife
and won't say why.

293
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,363
- Can I talk to him?
- Uh, let me check.

294
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,766
- Shh, shh.

295
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,335
- Yeah, no, he's asleep.
- Can I help you with something?

296
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,946
- I'm concerned
that my presentation isn't,

297
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,839
uh, "jazzy" enough
to compete with Jeffrey's.

298
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,708
- He's such a showman.
- Yeah.

299
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,409
- I'm thinking about
augmenting the graphs

300
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,713
with, um...

301
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:46,714
- color.
- Sir.

302
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,448
- I know.
- I'm debasing myself.

303
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:52,285
Anyway, give this to Jeffords.
He's the artist.

304
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,396
I'd like him to choose the, um...

305
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,855
- Color?
- Yes.

306
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,790
- All right.
- Oh, time to turn in.

307
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,458
Nighty, night.

308
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,228
Okay, he's gone.

309
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,430
Now just gotta wait for K-13
to give us the all clear.

310
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,473
- Yeah, I wouldn't
hold your breath.

311
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,466
Dumb robot probably rolled
into the stairwell.

312
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,712
That's why you shouldn't be
best friends with this tin can.

313
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,271
- K-13 says we are G-2-G.
- Amy?

314
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,340
- The shush is lifted.
- Party time!

315
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,978
- Beer me!

316
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,949
- Yeah!

317
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,002
Mm, hey, Captain.

318
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,512
- Are you just waking up?
It's 11:00 a.m.

319
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,506
No, no, I'm just tired

320
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,809
'cause, um, I worked out
so much this morning.

321
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,277
- Ah.
- You know, squat 400

322
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,746
on the bench push fitness
and whatnot.

323
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:53,957
- What's up?
- I need my laptop.

324
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,925
I wanna practice my speech
with the new colors beforehand

325
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,517
so I'm not alarmed
when they pop up.

326
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,920
- Right, right.
- Um, I know that Terry

327
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,488
definitely did do that work,

328
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,923
- so I'll just go grab 'em.
- Okay.

329
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,759
- Uh, you wait here.
- You can't come in because...

330
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,960
Amy's naked

331
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:11,064
and she's embarrassed
of her weird body.

332
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,333
Terry.
Terry.

333
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,535
Terry. Terry.

334
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,337
Why's my tongue so big?

335
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,772
- Because you're a big person.

336
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:19,983
Holt is here.
He wants his presentation.

337
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,475
- The presentation!
- I didn't do it.

338
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,544
Okay, I just need to add color.

339
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,312
It'll only take two minutes.

340
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,080
- Stall him.
- Okay, no problem.

341
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,958
I'm definitely got two minutes
worth of stall material.

342
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,551
Okay, Sarge will be right out.

343
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,487
In the mean time,
why don't you and I just chat,

344
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,858
you know,
for a couple minutes about...

345
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,393
brumpst.

346
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,829
- Brumpst?

347
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,464
- Hold on.

348
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,809
I couldn't stall him,
he's too good,

349
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,566
it's not my fault.

350
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,911
Where are you
on the presentation?

351
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,045
- Jake, Holt's laptop
isn't here.

352
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,337
It's gone.

353
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,284
- Where are you on my graphs?
- The presentation is

354
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,177
- in 90 minutes.
- I'm definitely all done,

355
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,579
but I'm worried, if you're going
up against Jeffrey,

356
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,181
will color be enough?

357
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,583
I was thinking,
slide transitions.

358
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,252
- Oh, good grief.

359
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,187
Very well.
You may add cross dissolves.

360
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,157
But so help me God, Jeffords,
if I see even one star wipe...

361
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,335
- I just need a half an hour.
- Perhaps I should supervise.

362
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,194
- No, you should
clear your head.

363
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,196
Work out.
Rosa was just headed to the gym.

364
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,899
She'll keep you there.
Be right back.

365
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,343
Rosa, I need you
to workout with Holt

366
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,601
for the next half hour.
Cool?

367
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,904
Great.

368
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,973
I'll get your sneakers.

369
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,208
- This is invigorating,
isn't it?

370
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:34,081
- I can't believe you lost
the captain's laptop.

371
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,624
You were kind of
out of control last night.

372
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,150
- I was not.

373
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,286
Although, pretty sure
my ribs are broken,

374
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,321
and I think I'm wearing
a pillowcase I cut holes in

375
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,891
- as a shirt.
- We have to think.

376
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,926
Does anyone remember having
the laptop?

377
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,428
- Wait, we all left the room
and went somewhere

378
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,430
and I didn't want
to leave the computer behind

379
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,866
with so many strangers,
so I took it!

380
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,943
- Yes, Charles, you're a genius.

381
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:57,104
All right, we gotta split up
and search the hotel.

382
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,273
Wait a minute.
Why is my shoe all wet?

383
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,374
The pool!

384
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,977
- Damn it.
- No sign of the laptop.

385
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,378
What were we doing here?

386
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,115
- Look, there's Jake's shirt.
- It looks burnt.

387
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,317
- Because I was on fire.
- Hence the pillow shirt.

388
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,394
It's all coming back to me.

389
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,421
I'm a human torch!

390
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,024
Nope, it was just
that one memory.

391
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,191
This was a dead end.

392
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,368
- I remember
why you were on fire.

393
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,961
The State Troopers
brought fireworks.

394
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,271
- Yes.
- We're unraveling the mystery.

395
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,107
- It's like we're detectives.
- We are detectives.

396
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,999
- Right.
- Another thing we remembered.

397
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,500
This is going great.

398
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,202
- Oh, Raymond.

399
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,004
Of course you have beaten me
to the gym.

400
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,373
You live life right.
It's amazing.

401
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,218
- Workout your legs, Jeffrey.
- Not your mouth.

402
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,011
You are hilarious.

403
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,347
I am so psyched for your
presentation to the board.

404
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,358
- I'm sure it's gonna be amazing.
- I'm gonna crush you

405
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,217
like a can
of diet seltzer water.

406
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:48,155
- I don't doubt it.
- Well, I'm off to do some squats.

407
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,422
- Dumbass.

408
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:54,094
- Okay, so this is definitely
where we set off the fireworks,

409
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,395
but still no laptop.

410
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,297
- How did I catch on fire?

411
00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,300
- Oh, no,
I just remembered something.

412
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,169
Terry feels bad.

413
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,005
What the hell was that?

414
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,176
Ah!

415
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,978
- Ah!

416
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,445
- Hence the chest pain,

417
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,047
but what was that loud crash?

418
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,448
- I think that
might have been me.

419
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,986
See you in hell, partner.

420
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,388
- You killed her?

421
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,323
- Her?
- Oh, my God, it was a her.

422
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,358
You were replacing Amy, not me.

423
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,028
- What have I done?
- Wait, the robot has a camera.

424
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,529
Maybe she saw
who took the laptop.

425
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,464
- There's the laptop bag.
- You think you're

426
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,566
so much better than me.

427
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,069
- You're right.
- I'm just gonna fast forward.

428
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,470
- Oh, hey, robot.

429
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,582
I got something really cool
to show you on the balcony.

430
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,442
I think you're
really gonna like it.

431
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,410
Oh, you're heavy.

432
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,213
- Fast forward.
- Did you guys see that?

433
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,015
He put the bag down
behind the plant.

434
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,349
- Let's go.

435
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,584
Is it there?
Is it there?

436
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,420
- It's here!
- We did it!

437
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,189
We found the bag!

438
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,258
Oh, wait, hungover.
No spinning.

439
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,568
- No spinning.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

440
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,229
I'm good.

441
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,396
Oh, hey, hey!

442
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,298
- Oh, Scully.

443
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,499
You bummed about Cindy

444
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,601
or you just feel at home
in a body bag?

445
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,370
- We use the same
medicated powder.

446
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,105
I could smell it.

447
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,607
- She's my soul mate, Amy.
- So she doesn't like you.

448
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,077
It happens.
I mean, not to me,

449
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,512
but not everyone has
my combination

450
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,582
of elegance and charm
and grace and poise,

451
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,385
and then just gif-ability.
Some would say "jif,"

452
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,254
but then some would
also say "syrup."

453
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,622
- Wait, what if we could
give Scully our personalities?

454
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,524
He would love that.

455
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,326
- We could talk to him
through an earpiece

456
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,528
- and tell him what to say.
- Okay,

457
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,297
but can we attach
a string to it?

458
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,399
Last time I wore an earpiece,
it fell in.

459
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,301
- How you doing, Scully?
- Nervous.

460
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,470
I can feel my legs.
That never happens.

461
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,405
- Something's wrong.
- Okay, just go up to her

462
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,339
and repeat what we say.

463
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,441
- I wasn't gonna...
- Hi, there.

464
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,576
- Scully, hey.

465
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,445
Cindy, there's something
I want to say to you.

466
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,214
- The moment I first saw you...

467
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,415
- You took my breath away.

468
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,250
Whenever I'm around you...

469
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,551
- My heart beats faster.

470
00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,795
I know you're
going home today...

471
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,255
But I couldn't let you
leave without asking you out.

472
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,432
- Cindy Shatz...
- Cindy Shatz...

473
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,426
- Can I buy you a drink?
- Can I buy you a drink?

474
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,462
- No, I'm sorry.

475
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,364
I'm not interested.

476
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,566
- What?
- No.

477
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,203
- Guys, earpiece fell in.

478
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,513
- What on earth
took you so long?

479
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,339
- Yeah, where the frigging hell
were you?

480
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,583
- I was trying
to get the colors right,

481
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,774
but in the end,

482
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:24,477
I decided to just go with
your original black and white.

483
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,446
- It's probably even
one color too many.

484
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,549
Anyways, in you go.

485
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,184
Looking good, Diaz.

486
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,585
- Bite me.
- Okay.

487
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,354
- Uh, hello,
I'm Captain Raymond Holt,

488
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,299
and if I have the pleasure
of joining your board,

489
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,533
here are some of the things
that I would do.

490
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,226
- See?
- It all worked out.

491
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,195
We threw a wild party with
absolutely zero consequences.

492
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,331
Jake, something's wrong.

493
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,466
- Oh, um...

494
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,202
oh, I don't know how that
got in there or what it is.

495
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,471
Um, I'll just, uh... next slide.

496
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,673
Well, that's strange.
Next slide.

497
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,176
Next.
Next.

498
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,211
Oh, I see what's happening here.

499
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,613
Uh, due to an issue
with the Internet cloud,

500
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,249
you are seeing
a series of pictures

501
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,317
that have nothing to do with me

502
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,319
or the 99th precinct.

503
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,555
- I don't get it.
- Who even took these pictures?

504
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,489
- I did.

505
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,125
You guys should really be
a lot more careful

506
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,726
about leaving laptops
lying around.

507
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,397
For next year.

508
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,665
- Consequences.

509
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,138
- My, oh, my.
- Boyle, can you even tell me

510
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,282
what is happening
in this picture?

511
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,641
- Uh, that's me doing
a Jean-Claude Van Damme split

512
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,143
between two beds.

513
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,554
I had to wear my underwear
for flexibility.

514
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,314
- Mm-hmm, and, uh, Santiago?

515
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,682
- I believe that
is me throwing up

516
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,917
- into a pillow case.
- Uh-oh.

517
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,619
- You have all embarrassed
the precinct.

518
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,521
Now when people think
of the Nine-Nine,

519
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,922
they'll think of, um...

520
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,259
oh, Detective Diaz filling
an iron with tequila.

521
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,436
- So I could make tequila steam.

522
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,429
- I can quite believe
I'm gonna say this,

523
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,499
but I'm sorry I even came
to Rochester.

524
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,380
- Hey, it's all right, Scully.

525
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,547
We'll find a way
to make it up to him.

526
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,340
- Ah, it's not about him, Jake.

527
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,543
I'm just sad because
I'm an unlovable sack of fungus,

528
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,178
and I'm gonna be alone forever.

529
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,913
- Oh, um...

530
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,948
hey, there's
probably someone out there for...

531
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,483
- We got this.
- Oh, thank God.

532
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,620
- Wow, pint of milk
on the rocks.

533
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,688
- Real Scully move.
- Can I help you?

534
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,357
- Hi, we're friends of Scully's,

535
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,592
and we're not sure
why you rejected him?

536
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,528
- Now, we know
Scully's not perfect,

537
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,563
his hands smell like clams,
and, yeah,

538
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,366
over 75% of his body has died,
and...

539
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,934
- Gina, you can stop
listing things.

540
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,237
- Point is, he's a good guy.

541
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,238
You should give him a chance.

542
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:34,507
- I know, when I first meet him,
I was intrigued,

543
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,609
but then Mr. Confident
showed up,

544
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:37,910
I'm not interested in that.

545
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,547
Confident people
are mean and selfish.

546
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,616
- Wait, you liked
awkward Scully?

547
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,451
Giraffe-heart Scully?

548
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,287
- Oh, my God,
he has a giraffe heart?

549
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,689
Aww, I bet it pushes
on his organs.

550
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,660
We'll be back in five minutes.
Wait right here.

551
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,562
Bartender,
can you top off her milk?

552
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,299
- Hey.
- Hey.

553
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,633
- You wanna hear a joke?
- Okay.

554
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,569
- I don't know any jokes.
- I should go.

555
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:06,239
- Oh, that's okay.
- I don't know any jokes either.

556
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,408
- I slept in a body bag
last night.

557
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,415
- Whoa.
- They're so cute.

558
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,717
Oh, no, Scully, don't put
your finger in her mouth.

559
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,753
Oh, she likes it.

560
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,559
- Captain, I'm sorry
that things got out of hand,

561
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,595
but you can still be
on the board.

562
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,763
I read 85 pages
of the convention bylaws,

563
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,632
- and...
- That was unnecessary.

564
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,643
- I don't wanna be on the board.
- But I read bylaws.

565
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,778
- I wanna show you
a picture from last night

566
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,370
- that really upset me.
- Okay,

567
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,005
but in my defense,
Rosa bet me 50 cents

568
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,048
that I couldn't drink
all that shampoo.

569
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,575
- That's not what I wanted to...
- You drank shampoo?

570
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,710
- What?
- No.

571
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,678
You're the one farting bubbles.

572
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,447
- This is what I wanted
to show you.

573
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,724
Do you know
what disappoints me most

574
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,983
about this about this picture?
That I'm not in it.

575
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,719
I can't remember the last time

576
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,488
I saw the Nine-Nine so happy,

577
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,333
- and I wasn't there.
- 'Cause you were working

578
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,601
on your presentation
to get us a win.

579
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,827
- Yeah, well,
it wasn't a real win.

580
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,730
- I wish I had been in that photo.
- I know,

581
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,766
and I'm sorry you didn't
have more fun this weekend.

582
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,768
But it's not over,

583
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,837
and we are still in Rochester.

584
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,305
- What are you saying?

585
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,006
- I think you know
what I'm saying.

586
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,708
- What a thermometer.

587
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,745
Look at the mercury reservoir
on that mamacita.

588
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,449
Oh, Peralta, this is amazing.
I'm floating on air.

589
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,584
- Hey, everybody,
get in for a picture.

590
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,453
Excuse me, sir.
Can you take a picture of us?

591
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,620
- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.

592
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,457
- Everybody say
Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit.

593
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,792
Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit.

594
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,863
- Not a doctor.
- Shh.

