1 00:00:03,466 --> 00:00:04,424 What? 2 00:00:04,466 --> 00:00:06,675 Uh, nothing. 3 00:00:06,717 --> 00:00:09,591 I'm gonna go over 4 00:00:06,717 --> 00:00:09,591 to there now. 5 00:00:09,633 --> 00:00:12,216 Jake, what's going on? 6 00:00:09,633 --> 00:00:12,216 Why is Amy's hair like that? 7 00:00:12,257 --> 00:00:14,758 Oh, she obsessively braids 8 00:00:12,257 --> 00:00:14,758 her hair when she's nervous, 9 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,884 and she's super nervous 10 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,884 'cause she's taking 11 00:00:15,925 --> 00:00:17,257 the sergeant's exam today. 12 00:00:17,299 --> 00:00:18,424 But Amy loves tests. 13 00:00:18,466 --> 00:00:19,884 Not this one. 14 00:00:18,466 --> 00:00:19,884 It's always been her plan 15 00:00:19,925 --> 00:00:21,884 to be the youngest captain 16 00:00:19,925 --> 00:00:21,884 in the history of the NYPD: 17 00:00:21,925 --> 00:00:23,466 but if she doesn't 18 00:00:21,925 --> 00:00:23,466 pass this exam, 19 00:00:23,508 --> 00:00:25,299 she's gonna have to wait another 20 00:00:23,508 --> 00:00:25,299 three years to take it again, 21 00:00:25,341 --> 00:00:27,299 and that'll disrupt 22 00:00:25,341 --> 00:00:27,299 her entire life calendar. 23 00:00:27,341 --> 00:00:28,299 Is that a real thing? 24 00:00:28,341 --> 00:00:29,383 It hangs over our bed. 25 00:00:29,424 --> 00:00:30,675 So she's stress-braiding. 26 00:00:29,424 --> 00:00:30,675 Big deal. 27 00:00:30,717 --> 00:00:32,633 That's like a one 28 00:00:30,717 --> 00:00:32,633 on the Santiago Panic Scale. 29 00:00:32,675 --> 00:00:34,884 Yeah, but we've also 30 00:00:32,675 --> 00:00:34,884 jumped up to level two, 31 00:00:34,925 --> 00:00:35,884 creepily singing songs 32 00:00:35,925 --> 00:00:37,257 from the Great 33 00:00:35,925 --> 00:00:37,257 American Songbook. 34 00:00:43,341 --> 00:00:44,717 So, yeah, it's a little 35 00:00:43,341 --> 00:00:44,717 tough right now, 36 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:46,341 but I think the worst 37 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:46,341 is behind us. 38 00:00:46,383 --> 00:00:50,299 Why are you taking so long 39 00:00:46,383 --> 00:00:50,299 to cook my frickin' oatmeal? 40 00:00:51,341 --> 00:00:52,466 Yeah... oh. 41 00:01:00,925 --> 00:01:01,884 She'll be okay. 42 00:01:24,925 --> 00:01:26,216 Hey, babe. 43 00:01:26,257 --> 00:01:27,216 Oh! 44 00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:29,216 I see you've taken 45 00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:29,216 the braids out. 46 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,341 Your hair looks fun. 47 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:31,800 Now it's ready for me 48 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:31,800 to braid again. 49 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,299 Okay. Ames, I don't want you 50 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,299 to take this the wrong way, 51 00:01:34,341 --> 00:01:36,800 but you gotta calm 52 00:01:34,341 --> 00:01:36,800 the "F train" down. 53 00:01:36,842 --> 00:01:38,090 You're going to ace 54 00:01:36,842 --> 00:01:38,090 this test. 55 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:39,842 You think that 56 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:39,842 because you love me, 57 00:01:39,884 --> 00:01:41,174 and love has made you dumb. 58 00:01:41,216 --> 00:01:42,925 I disagree, if anything, 59 00:01:41,216 --> 00:01:42,925 love has made me smarter. 60 00:01:42,966 --> 00:01:44,675 Remember last week 61 00:01:42,966 --> 00:01:44,675 when I boiled that egg? 62 00:01:44,717 --> 00:01:46,257 That was big. 63 00:01:44,717 --> 00:01:46,257 I was really proud of you. 64 00:01:46,299 --> 00:01:48,466 Yes, and... 65 00:01:46,299 --> 00:01:48,466 hold onto your crazy-ass hair... 66 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,257 because I'm about to prove 67 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,257 to you that you have 68 00:01:50,299 --> 00:01:52,090 nothing to worry about. 69 00:01:50,299 --> 00:01:52,090 Follow me. 70 00:01:52,132 --> 00:01:53,090 Practice test. 71 00:01:53,132 --> 00:01:54,591 You ace it, you relax, 72 00:01:54,633 --> 00:01:56,341 you nail the real one, 73 00:01:54,633 --> 00:01:56,341 you become a sergeant, 74 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,341 you make grateful love to me 75 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,341 for 14 hours straight. 76 00:01:58,383 --> 00:02:00,090 - Jake... 77 00:01:58,383 --> 00:02:00,090 - Fine, one hour. 78 00:02:00,132 --> 00:02:01,800 15 minutes. Eight. 79 00:02:01,842 --> 00:02:02,758 Three but they're 80 00:02:01,842 --> 00:02:02,758 mind-blowing. 81 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,925 I told you 82 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,925 a million times... 83 00:02:03,966 --> 00:02:05,466 You don't really want 84 00:02:03,966 --> 00:02:05,466 more than three. 85 00:02:05,508 --> 00:02:07,299 No, practice exams 86 00:02:05,508 --> 00:02:07,299 are worthless. 87 00:02:07,341 --> 00:02:09,466 The testing conditions are 88 00:02:07,341 --> 00:02:09,466 way too pristine. 89 00:02:09,508 --> 00:02:11,633 There's nothing to distract you. 90 00:02:09,508 --> 00:02:11,633 I mean, look around. 91 00:02:11,675 --> 00:02:13,758 A child could pass 92 00:02:11,675 --> 00:02:13,758 the frickin' MCAT in here. 93 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,884 I knew you would say that, 94 00:02:14,924 --> 00:02:17,466 which is why I've asked 95 00:02:14,924 --> 00:02:17,466 these officers... 96 00:02:17,508 --> 00:02:20,090 to do their paperwork in here 97 00:02:17,508 --> 00:02:20,090 while you take the test. 98 00:02:20,132 --> 00:02:22,383 He writes way too loudly. 99 00:02:20,132 --> 00:02:22,383 She's always yawning. 100 00:02:22,424 --> 00:02:23,758 He has a gross cold. 101 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,717 IBS, IBS. 102 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:28,090 She has 103 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:28,090 a weird arm-stretching thing. 104 00:02:28,132 --> 00:02:30,924 IBS, IBS, 105 00:02:28,132 --> 00:02:30,924 and Hitchcock and Scully 106 00:02:30,966 --> 00:02:32,800 with two hours worth 107 00:02:30,966 --> 00:02:32,800 of potato chips. 108 00:02:32,842 --> 00:02:34,842 Oh, my God, it's gonna 109 00:02:32,842 --> 00:02:34,842 be crinkle-city. 110 00:02:34,884 --> 00:02:36,633 Jake said we get to eat 111 00:02:34,884 --> 00:02:36,633 with our mouths open. 112 00:02:36,675 --> 00:02:38,341 What a day! 113 00:02:38,383 --> 00:02:41,884 Babe, take the practice test. 114 00:02:38,383 --> 00:02:41,884 Then you'll know you're ready. 115 00:02:41,924 --> 00:02:44,466 Okay. See you in two hours. 116 00:02:45,675 --> 00:02:47,508 Sir, a witness 117 00:02:45,675 --> 00:02:47,508 just came in with her child. 118 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:50,466 While she was being interviewed, 119 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:50,466 I took the kid to the soft room, 120 00:02:50,508 --> 00:02:52,633 and the toy situation in there 121 00:02:50,508 --> 00:02:52,633 is kind of bleak. 122 00:02:52,675 --> 00:02:54,383 Is this your opinion 123 00:02:52,675 --> 00:02:54,383 or the child's opinion? 124 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,633 - It's mine. 125 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,633 - Trick question. 126 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,550 Any opinion about toys 127 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,550 is a child's opinion. 128 00:02:57,591 --> 00:03:00,216 All we have in there are 129 00:02:57,591 --> 00:03:00,216 toys from the movie Kazaam, 130 00:03:00,257 --> 00:03:01,883 and none of 'em are 131 00:03:00,257 --> 00:03:01,883 even Kazaam. 132 00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:05,090 I have an extra 133 00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:05,090 graphing calculator 134 00:03:05,132 --> 00:03:06,466 I could leave in there 135 00:03:05,132 --> 00:03:06,466 for the children. 136 00:03:06,508 --> 00:03:09,883 Um, I was thinking we could 137 00:03:06,508 --> 00:03:09,883 liven things up in there. 138 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:11,924 Maybe add a model train? 139 00:03:11,966 --> 00:03:13,257 I used to love 'em 140 00:03:11,966 --> 00:03:13,257 when I was a kid. 141 00:03:13,299 --> 00:03:15,924 I was also a model train 142 00:03:13,299 --> 00:03:15,924 enthusiast as a child. 143 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:17,591 Those miniature 144 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:17,591 tracks provided me 145 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:19,424 with some of 146 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:19,424 my happiest memories. 147 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:21,257 All aboard! 148 00:03:21,299 --> 00:03:24,257 The train will be departing 149 00:03:21,299 --> 00:03:24,257 in 45 minutes. 150 00:03:30,257 --> 00:03:31,675 I like this idea, Jeffords. 151 00:03:31,717 --> 00:03:32,717 I'll help you build 152 00:03:31,717 --> 00:03:32,717 the train set. 153 00:03:32,758 --> 00:03:35,090 Sweet! This'll be fun! 154 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,299 I hope not. 155 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,758 It's trains. 156 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,466 Gina, as you know, 157 00:03:39,508 --> 00:03:41,508 Great Nana Boyle 158 00:03:39,508 --> 00:03:41,508 recently passed. 159 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:45,090 Yes, I watched the live stream 160 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:45,090 of the plug-pulling ceremony. 161 00:03:45,132 --> 00:03:46,924 Anyway, 162 00:03:45,132 --> 00:03:46,924 they executed her will. 163 00:03:46,966 --> 00:03:48,508 - Guess what she left me? 164 00:03:46,966 --> 00:03:48,508 - No. 165 00:03:48,550 --> 00:03:50,132 Her silk bed sheets. 166 00:03:50,174 --> 00:03:52,717 They were very special to her. 167 00:03:50,174 --> 00:03:52,717 She insisted on dying in them. 168 00:03:52,758 --> 00:03:54,883 Don't get jealous. 169 00:03:52,758 --> 00:03:54,883 She left you something too. 170 00:03:54,924 --> 00:03:58,090 Oh, that's so nice of her. 171 00:03:58,132 --> 00:04:00,841 And it's a big jar 172 00:03:58,132 --> 00:04:00,841 of brown sludge 173 00:04:00,883 --> 00:04:01,883 that smells like death. 174 00:04:01,924 --> 00:04:04,090 Oh, you got 175 00:04:01,924 --> 00:04:04,090 the mother dough! 176 00:04:04,132 --> 00:04:06,257 Ugh! Did this come out of her? 177 00:04:06,299 --> 00:04:08,341 Charles, how grossed out 178 00:04:06,299 --> 00:04:08,341 should I be right now? 179 00:04:08,383 --> 00:04:10,633 No, that's the Boyle family 180 00:04:08,383 --> 00:04:10,633 sourdough starter. 181 00:04:10,675 --> 00:04:12,633 It's fed us for 140 years. 182 00:04:12,675 --> 00:04:16,883 The bread it births is succulent 183 00:04:12,675 --> 00:04:16,883 and firm... tang for days. 184 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,508 I hate so many of the words 185 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,508 you just used. 186 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:22,090 Charles, if it's so great, 187 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:22,090 why would she give it to me? 188 00:04:22,132 --> 00:04:23,383 I barely knew her. 189 00:04:23,424 --> 00:04:24,675 You know what, 190 00:04:23,424 --> 00:04:24,675 she probably got you confused 191 00:04:24,717 --> 00:04:27,341 with my cousin Tina. 192 00:04:24,717 --> 00:04:27,341 He was always her favorite. 193 00:04:27,383 --> 00:04:28,799 Tina is a boy's name? 194 00:04:28,841 --> 00:04:30,341 - Yeah, short for Christina. 195 00:04:28,841 --> 00:04:30,341 - Mm. 196 00:04:30,383 --> 00:04:32,090 You're right, 197 00:04:30,383 --> 00:04:32,090 it's pretty gross. 198 00:04:32,132 --> 00:04:33,841 You don't bake bread. 199 00:04:32,132 --> 00:04:33,841 Let me take it off your hands. 200 00:04:33,883 --> 00:04:34,841 Oh, Charles. 201 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:37,341 Charles, Charles, Charles. 202 00:04:37,383 --> 00:04:39,591 You already showed 203 00:04:37,383 --> 00:04:39,591 your cards, baby boy. 204 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:41,216 You know how badly 205 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:41,216 you want this, 206 00:04:41,257 --> 00:04:42,675 so you're gonna 207 00:04:41,257 --> 00:04:42,675 have to pay for it. 208 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:43,717 Gina, please. 209 00:04:43,758 --> 00:04:45,090 No, I'll take $10,000. 210 00:04:45,132 --> 00:04:46,924 What? Are you out of your mind? 211 00:04:46,966 --> 00:04:48,466 - Probably. 212 00:04:46,966 --> 00:04:48,466 - You don't even want that. 213 00:04:48,508 --> 00:04:49,799 You said it smelled 214 00:04:48,508 --> 00:04:49,799 like death. 215 00:04:49,841 --> 00:04:51,550 I thought it did, 216 00:04:49,841 --> 00:04:51,550 but now... 217 00:04:52,799 --> 00:04:55,383 Smells like opportunity. 218 00:04:55,424 --> 00:04:56,717 - Ugh. 219 00:04:55,424 --> 00:04:56,717 - Oh, God, 220 00:04:56,757 --> 00:04:58,633 it really does smell bad. 221 00:04:56,757 --> 00:04:58,633 My eyes hurt. 222 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:01,383 Ahh. 223 00:05:01,424 --> 00:05:02,633 What are you looking 224 00:05:01,424 --> 00:05:02,633 all wistful about? 225 00:05:02,675 --> 00:05:04,883 Just thinking, 226 00:05:02,675 --> 00:05:04,883 about relationships and love, 227 00:05:04,924 --> 00:05:07,466 and how I'm way better at them 228 00:05:04,924 --> 00:05:07,466 than I thought I'd be. 229 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:08,841 Should I do 230 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:08,841 a TED Talk on it? 231 00:05:08,883 --> 00:05:10,550 Doesn't seem any dumber 232 00:05:08,883 --> 00:05:10,550 than all the other TED Talks. 233 00:05:10,591 --> 00:05:13,466 I mean, Amy was a wreck 234 00:05:10,591 --> 00:05:13,466 and I fixed her. 235 00:05:13,508 --> 00:05:15,090 The weird thing is, 236 00:05:13,508 --> 00:05:15,090 I love her so much, 237 00:05:15,132 --> 00:05:16,466 I don't even feel like 238 00:05:15,132 --> 00:05:16,466 bragging about it. 239 00:05:16,508 --> 00:05:17,717 - Clearly. 240 00:05:16,508 --> 00:05:17,717 - You get it. 241 00:05:17,757 --> 00:05:19,675 All right, two things. 242 00:05:17,757 --> 00:05:19,675 One, we're out of chips. 243 00:05:19,717 --> 00:05:21,257 - How? 244 00:05:19,717 --> 00:05:21,257 - You skimped us. 245 00:05:21,299 --> 00:05:24,883 And two, Amy left and asked me 246 00:05:21,299 --> 00:05:24,883 to give you this note. 247 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,883 What's she say? 248 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,883 She go out to get us more chips? 249 00:05:26,924 --> 00:05:29,799 No, the practice test 250 00:05:26,924 --> 00:05:29,799 freaked her out. 251 00:05:29,841 --> 00:05:31,424 She's not taking 252 00:05:29,841 --> 00:05:31,424 the sergeant's exam. 253 00:05:31,466 --> 00:05:33,132 Damn it! 254 00:05:34,757 --> 00:05:35,716 - Amy's not in the break room. 255 00:05:34,757 --> 00:05:35,716 - Or the evidence room. 256 00:05:35,757 --> 00:05:39,090 Or the ladies' bathroom. 257 00:05:39,132 --> 00:05:41,799 You know what? 258 00:05:39,132 --> 00:05:41,799 I'll check again. 259 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,924 I've never seen him walk 260 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,924 with such purpose. 261 00:05:43,966 --> 00:05:45,090 What a wretched man. 262 00:05:45,132 --> 00:05:46,090 I can't believe 263 00:05:45,132 --> 00:05:46,090 this is happening. 264 00:05:46,132 --> 00:05:47,090 I didn't think 265 00:05:46,132 --> 00:05:47,090 there was any way 266 00:05:47,132 --> 00:05:48,716 she could fail 267 00:05:47,132 --> 00:05:48,716 the practice test. 268 00:05:48,757 --> 00:05:50,675 Well, we still have 269 00:05:48,757 --> 00:05:50,675 three hours until the exam. 270 00:05:50,716 --> 00:05:52,008 First we gotta figure out 271 00:05:50,716 --> 00:05:52,008 where she is. 272 00:05:52,048 --> 00:05:53,383 All right, think. 273 00:05:52,048 --> 00:05:53,383 if you were Amy, 274 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:54,341 where would you 275 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:54,341 be right now? 276 00:05:54,383 --> 00:05:56,341 Oh, uh, 277 00:05:54,383 --> 00:05:56,341 boring pantsuit store. 278 00:05:56,383 --> 00:05:57,424 A crossword factory? 279 00:05:57,466 --> 00:05:59,924 A museum of retainers 280 00:05:57,466 --> 00:05:59,924 and headgear? 281 00:05:59,966 --> 00:06:01,966 Is it possible to enter 282 00:05:59,966 --> 00:06:01,966 the color beige? 283 00:06:02,008 --> 00:06:03,299 All right. 284 00:06:03,341 --> 00:06:04,841 Ooh, I know, I can call her 285 00:06:03,341 --> 00:06:04,841 from Sarge's phone. 286 00:06:04,883 --> 00:06:08,924 There's no way she'll turn down 287 00:06:04,883 --> 00:06:08,924 a call from a superior officer. 288 00:06:09,966 --> 00:06:11,090 Everybody shush! 289 00:06:11,132 --> 00:06:12,883 It's ringing, 290 00:06:11,132 --> 00:06:12,883 I can hear her phone. 291 00:06:12,924 --> 00:06:13,883 She's still in the building. 292 00:06:13,924 --> 00:06:15,090 She's still in the room! 293 00:06:16,132 --> 00:06:18,090 She's in... 294 00:06:18,132 --> 00:06:19,090 her desk drawer! 295 00:06:19,132 --> 00:06:20,924 Nope. It's just her purse. 296 00:06:20,966 --> 00:06:22,757 Phone must be in the purse. 297 00:06:20,966 --> 00:06:22,757 That makes more sense. 298 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,674 Phone, wallet, keys. 299 00:06:24,716 --> 00:06:25,883 She didn't take 300 00:06:24,716 --> 00:06:25,883 anything with her. 301 00:06:25,924 --> 00:06:28,008 That means she's still close. 302 00:06:25,924 --> 00:06:28,008 Let's go! 303 00:06:28,048 --> 00:06:32,090 Duty Sergeant said she exited 304 00:06:28,048 --> 00:06:32,090 this way, and... 305 00:06:32,132 --> 00:06:34,090 she's not here. 306 00:06:32,132 --> 00:06:34,090 Damn it! 307 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:35,924 Stop thinking about her 308 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:35,924 like she's your girlfriend. 309 00:06:35,966 --> 00:06:36,966 What would you do 310 00:06:35,966 --> 00:06:36,966 if she was a perp? 311 00:06:37,008 --> 00:06:38,132 I guess role play, 312 00:06:38,174 --> 00:06:39,216 try and see the world 313 00:06:38,174 --> 00:06:39,216 through her eyes. 314 00:06:39,257 --> 00:06:41,090 Oh, no, what if I 315 00:06:39,257 --> 00:06:41,090 see my reflection 316 00:06:41,132 --> 00:06:42,466 and fall in love 317 00:06:41,132 --> 00:06:42,466 with myself? 318 00:06:42,508 --> 00:06:44,966 Jake, we have a literal 319 00:06:42,508 --> 00:06:44,966 ticking clock situation here. 320 00:06:45,008 --> 00:06:46,757 Roger that. 321 00:06:45,008 --> 00:06:46,757 Okay, fine, I'll be Amy. 322 00:06:46,799 --> 00:06:49,924 Just know everything I'm 323 00:06:46,799 --> 00:06:49,924 about to say, I say with love. 324 00:06:51,132 --> 00:06:53,799 Okay. I'm outside. 325 00:06:53,841 --> 00:06:57,383 It's 78 degrees and yet 326 00:06:53,841 --> 00:06:57,383 somehow I'm still cold. 327 00:06:57,424 --> 00:06:59,757 Better walk on the sunny side 328 00:06:57,424 --> 00:06:59,757 of the street. 329 00:06:59,799 --> 00:07:01,841 Wait, did I remember 330 00:06:59,799 --> 00:07:01,841 to put on sunscreen? 331 00:07:01,883 --> 00:07:02,883 Pause to think, 332 00:07:01,883 --> 00:07:02,883 pause to think. 333 00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:04,757 Yes, I did put on sunscreen, 334 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,757 and I bragged about it 335 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,757 all morning. 336 00:07:06,799 --> 00:07:08,090 Amy's on the move. 337 00:07:06,799 --> 00:07:08,090 And I'm walking, 338 00:07:08,132 --> 00:07:09,383 I'm walking. 339 00:07:09,966 --> 00:07:14,049 GP40 Diesel locomotive 340 00:07:09,966 --> 00:07:14,049 with sprung drive wheels, 341 00:07:14,090 --> 00:07:17,966 rule 17 lighting, 342 00:07:14,090 --> 00:07:17,966 and full underbody detailing. 343 00:07:18,008 --> 00:07:19,966 You're gonna be 344 00:07:18,008 --> 00:07:19,966 the belle of the ball. 345 00:07:20,008 --> 00:07:22,008 Terry is your god. 346 00:07:22,049 --> 00:07:25,090 All hail Lord Terry, 347 00:07:22,049 --> 00:07:25,090 giver of life. 348 00:07:25,132 --> 00:07:27,090 "All hail Lord Terry." 349 00:07:28,757 --> 00:07:29,966 Check out Jeffords Junction. 350 00:07:30,008 --> 00:07:32,090 It's got a ice cream shop, 351 00:07:30,008 --> 00:07:32,090 a '50s diner, 352 00:07:32,132 --> 00:07:34,090 and a Mexican restaurant 353 00:07:32,132 --> 00:07:34,090 with a sombrero on it. 354 00:07:34,132 --> 00:07:36,090 What happens to the sombrero 355 00:07:34,132 --> 00:07:36,090 when it rains? 356 00:07:36,132 --> 00:07:38,090 I see no drains. 357 00:07:36,132 --> 00:07:38,090 Does it just fill up with water 358 00:07:38,132 --> 00:07:40,132 until the building collapses, 359 00:07:38,132 --> 00:07:40,132 killing everyone inside? 360 00:07:40,174 --> 00:07:43,924 Fun fact: it never rains 361 00:07:40,174 --> 00:07:43,924 at Jeffords Junction. 362 00:07:43,966 --> 00:07:45,090 So you achieved 363 00:07:43,966 --> 00:07:45,090 this level of lushness 364 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,757 through irrigation alone? 365 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:47,966 I don't know. 366 00:07:48,008 --> 00:07:49,883 I'm just trying to build 367 00:07:48,008 --> 00:07:49,883 a fun world. 368 00:07:49,924 --> 00:07:52,799 That's what model trains are 369 00:07:49,924 --> 00:07:52,799 all about: imagination. 370 00:07:52,841 --> 00:07:53,966 No, they're about accuracy. 371 00:07:54,008 --> 00:07:55,132 People like to see 372 00:07:54,008 --> 00:07:55,132 the world around them 373 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:57,341 exactly as it is, 374 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:57,341 but smaller. 375 00:07:57,383 --> 00:08:00,008 Okay, well, we can have 376 00:07:57,383 --> 00:08:00,008 part of the model be 377 00:08:00,049 --> 00:08:02,966 very accurate and 378 00:08:00,049 --> 00:08:02,966 part of it will be creative. 379 00:08:03,008 --> 00:08:03,966 I'm okay with that. 380 00:08:04,008 --> 00:08:05,799 Yes, yes, as am I. 381 00:08:05,841 --> 00:08:07,383 Would you fetch me 382 00:08:05,841 --> 00:08:07,383 the 8 millimeter level 383 00:08:07,424 --> 00:08:08,383 from my office? 384 00:08:08,424 --> 00:08:10,049 Oh, sure. 385 00:08:18,132 --> 00:08:19,341 Oops. 386 00:08:19,383 --> 00:08:22,799 Gina! I just want to say, 387 00:08:19,383 --> 00:08:22,799 I am disgusted by you. 388 00:08:22,841 --> 00:08:24,841 You somehow lucked your way 389 00:08:22,841 --> 00:08:24,841 into a family heirloom, 390 00:08:24,883 --> 00:08:27,757 and have the gall to ask me 391 00:08:24,883 --> 00:08:27,757 to give you $10,000 for it? 392 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,090 That's an absurd 393 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,090 amount of money! 394 00:08:29,132 --> 00:08:30,841 Took me all morning 395 00:08:29,132 --> 00:08:30,841 to get it together! 396 00:08:30,883 --> 00:08:32,090 Oh, I thought you were 397 00:08:30,883 --> 00:08:32,090 telling me off. 398 00:08:32,132 --> 00:08:34,090 And what would that 399 00:08:32,132 --> 00:08:34,090 get me? Pride? 400 00:08:34,132 --> 00:08:36,090 You can't make bread 401 00:08:34,132 --> 00:08:36,090 with pride. 402 00:08:36,132 --> 00:08:37,883 Well, unfortunately, 403 00:08:36,132 --> 00:08:37,883 I've changed my mind. 404 00:08:37,924 --> 00:08:40,132 I want to keep the mother dough. 405 00:08:37,924 --> 00:08:40,132 I'm gonna start baking. 406 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:43,090 I see what you're doing. 407 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:43,090 You're trying to up the price. 408 00:08:43,132 --> 00:08:45,090 Well, shame on you. 409 00:08:45,132 --> 00:08:47,090 But also, here you go. 410 00:08:47,132 --> 00:08:48,883 An extra $2,000. 411 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:51,966 You won't get 412 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:51,966 one cent more... 413 00:08:52,008 --> 00:08:53,132 after this. 414 00:08:54,383 --> 00:08:56,883 Charles, get your chicken 415 00:08:54,383 --> 00:08:56,883 leg off my desk. 416 00:08:56,924 --> 00:08:58,090 I don't want your money, Boyle. 417 00:08:58,132 --> 00:08:59,508 - What's going on? 418 00:08:58,132 --> 00:08:59,508 - Nothing, 419 00:08:59,549 --> 00:09:03,924 I just realized that I just love 420 00:08:59,549 --> 00:09:03,924 old, sour bread so much! 421 00:09:03,966 --> 00:09:05,716 - Come on, Gina. 422 00:09:03,966 --> 00:09:05,716 - Fine! 423 00:09:05,757 --> 00:09:06,841 I put it under my desk 424 00:09:06,883 --> 00:09:09,132 and my space heater 425 00:09:06,883 --> 00:09:09,132 burnt it to a crisp. 426 00:09:11,174 --> 00:09:12,008 You're a murderer! 427 00:09:12,049 --> 00:09:13,716 Listen, you gotta get over it. 428 00:09:13,757 --> 00:09:14,883 It was just 429 00:09:13,757 --> 00:09:14,883 some old bread batter. 430 00:09:14,924 --> 00:09:16,090 It had black spots in it. 431 00:09:16,132 --> 00:09:18,008 Those are sour spores! 432 00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:19,716 That's where the tang 433 00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:19,716 comes from. 434 00:09:19,757 --> 00:09:21,090 That's tang town. 435 00:09:21,132 --> 00:09:22,674 I'm walking. 436 00:09:22,716 --> 00:09:26,090 I'm walking and I'm seeing 437 00:09:22,716 --> 00:09:26,090 a paper supply store. 438 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,090 I wonder if they have 439 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,090 those new summer folders? 440 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,841 Whoa, you're good. 441 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,841 I've definitely heard her 442 00:09:29,883 --> 00:09:31,174 talk about those folders. 443 00:09:31,216 --> 00:09:32,966 That's because they have 444 00:09:31,216 --> 00:09:32,966 such a fun color scheme, 445 00:09:33,008 --> 00:09:35,090 perfect for vacation 446 00:09:33,008 --> 00:09:35,090 organization. 447 00:09:35,132 --> 00:09:36,090 This is chilling. 448 00:09:36,132 --> 00:09:38,090 Darn it to heck. 449 00:09:38,132 --> 00:09:39,924 The store is closed. 450 00:09:39,966 --> 00:09:43,383 My bad day just got 451 00:09:39,966 --> 00:09:43,383 a whole heck of a lot worse. 452 00:09:43,424 --> 00:09:45,883 Time to go... 453 00:09:43,424 --> 00:09:45,883 smoke in secret. 454 00:09:47,424 --> 00:09:50,090 And as I'm shame-smoking, 455 00:09:47,424 --> 00:09:50,090 I'm seeing... 456 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:53,966 The library. 457 00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:57,049 Captain, did you throw away 458 00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:57,049 my sombrero restaurant? 459 00:09:58,132 --> 00:10:01,924 Oh, I might have knocked it 460 00:09:58,132 --> 00:10:01,924 in the bin by accident. 461 00:10:01,966 --> 00:10:04,924 I do remember saying, "Oops." 462 00:10:04,966 --> 00:10:06,257 Fine, I'll come clean. 463 00:10:06,299 --> 00:10:09,841 You're ruining our model 464 00:10:06,299 --> 00:10:09,841 with your frivolous garbage. 465 00:10:09,883 --> 00:10:12,716 We're building 466 00:10:09,883 --> 00:10:12,716 this for kids! 467 00:10:12,757 --> 00:10:14,883 You really think 468 00:10:12,757 --> 00:10:14,883 they're gonna enjoy 469 00:10:14,924 --> 00:10:17,841 your brown rectangle of dirt 470 00:10:14,924 --> 00:10:17,841 with one little house? 471 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,132 Excuse me, this is 472 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,132 an accurate facsimile 473 00:10:19,174 --> 00:10:20,883 of a mid-sized switching yard. 474 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,090 And it isn't a "little house." 475 00:10:22,132 --> 00:10:24,090 It's a work shed 476 00:10:22,132 --> 00:10:24,090 where the yardmen get 477 00:10:24,132 --> 00:10:26,924 their OSHA-mandated eight hours 478 00:10:24,132 --> 00:10:26,924 of rest between shifts. 479 00:10:26,966 --> 00:10:29,924 So, yeah, I think the kids 480 00:10:26,966 --> 00:10:29,924 are gonna love it. 481 00:10:29,966 --> 00:10:33,090 Okay, we have a witness 482 00:10:29,966 --> 00:10:33,090 coming in at 3:00 with her son. 483 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,841 Let's split this 484 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,841 train set in two, 485 00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:38,090 make our own models, 486 00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:38,090 and see which one he likes more. 487 00:10:38,132 --> 00:10:39,132 You're on. 488 00:10:39,174 --> 00:10:41,090 You don't stand a chance. 489 00:10:41,132 --> 00:10:42,966 I'm gonna turn 490 00:10:41,132 --> 00:10:42,966 Jeffords Junction 491 00:10:43,008 --> 00:10:45,090 into the funnest town 492 00:10:43,008 --> 00:10:45,090 in America. 493 00:10:45,132 --> 00:10:48,049 That's right, 494 00:10:45,132 --> 00:10:48,049 I said "funnest." 495 00:10:49,132 --> 00:10:51,049 Stop dancing. 496 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:53,049 Stop dancing. 497 00:10:54,132 --> 00:10:55,841 This is a direct order. 498 00:10:55,883 --> 00:10:57,883 Stop... 499 00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,090 dancing. 500 00:11:00,966 --> 00:11:02,883 Of course I know 501 00:11:00,966 --> 00:11:02,883 Amy Santiago. 502 00:11:02,924 --> 00:11:04,090 She was here earlier. 503 00:11:04,132 --> 00:11:06,090 She used my phone to 504 00:11:04,132 --> 00:11:06,090 call a car service. 505 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,757 But she doesn't have her wallet. 506 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:09,008 How's she gonna 507 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:09,008 pay for that? 508 00:11:09,049 --> 00:11:10,090 We have a joint account 509 00:11:09,049 --> 00:11:10,090 at Brooklyn Town Cars. 510 00:11:10,132 --> 00:11:11,090 I can call them, 511 00:11:10,132 --> 00:11:11,090 and they'll tell me 512 00:11:11,132 --> 00:11:12,341 where they dropped her off. 513 00:11:12,382 --> 00:11:13,966 She got out here. 514 00:11:12,382 --> 00:11:13,966 I don't know where she went. 515 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,090 That's it? 516 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,090 You didn't watch her? 517 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:16,924 You didn't follow her 518 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:16,924 with your eyes? 519 00:11:16,966 --> 00:11:17,966 No, that would be creepy. 520 00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:20,090 Well, next time, 521 00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:20,090 do the city a favor 522 00:11:20,132 --> 00:11:22,090 and creep it up 523 00:11:20,132 --> 00:11:22,090 a little, bud! 524 00:11:22,132 --> 00:11:24,008 Let's think, 525 00:11:22,132 --> 00:11:24,008 where did she go next? 526 00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:25,382 Let's mix it up. 527 00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:25,382 This time, you play Amy. 528 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,341 She's in that building 529 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,341 right there. 530 00:11:26,382 --> 00:11:27,382 Aww, you didn't do 531 00:11:26,382 --> 00:11:27,382 the voice. 532 00:11:27,423 --> 00:11:28,590 That's the Department 533 00:11:27,423 --> 00:11:28,590 of Records, 534 00:11:28,632 --> 00:11:30,341 where her best and only 535 00:11:28,632 --> 00:11:30,341 friend Kylie works. 536 00:11:30,382 --> 00:11:32,341 Ah ha! 537 00:11:30,382 --> 00:11:32,341 "Noice." 538 00:11:32,382 --> 00:11:33,507 She signed in 539 00:11:32,382 --> 00:11:33,507 20 minutes ago. 540 00:11:33,549 --> 00:11:36,590 Yet another great opportunity 541 00:11:33,549 --> 00:11:36,590 for the voice. 542 00:11:36,632 --> 00:11:38,382 Amy's not here. 543 00:11:38,423 --> 00:11:39,590 Don't give up, babe, 544 00:11:38,423 --> 00:11:39,590 you'll find me. 545 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,757 Not now, Rosa. 546 00:11:43,423 --> 00:11:45,841 Okay, so Amy's test is 547 00:11:43,423 --> 00:11:45,841 in an hour 548 00:11:45,883 --> 00:11:47,299 and we have no idea 549 00:11:45,883 --> 00:11:47,299 where she is. 550 00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:49,174 I'm spiraling. 551 00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:49,174 Somebody say something positive. 552 00:11:49,216 --> 00:11:51,090 I cannot believe 553 00:11:49,216 --> 00:11:51,090 you screwed this up for her. 554 00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:52,090 I was kind of 555 00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:52,090 hoping for something 556 00:11:52,132 --> 00:11:53,216 more traditionally positive, 557 00:11:53,257 --> 00:11:54,799 as opposed 558 00:11:53,257 --> 00:11:54,799 to overtly negative. 559 00:11:54,841 --> 00:11:56,799 And I was hoping you wouldn't 560 00:11:54,841 --> 00:11:56,799 lose my best friend. 561 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,340 Starting to feel like you're 562 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,340 not a real big Jake head. 563 00:11:58,382 --> 00:12:02,090 Oh, no, I like him, 564 00:11:58,382 --> 00:12:02,090 just not as a boyfriend for Amy. 565 00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:03,465 Or as a trivia teammate. 566 00:12:03,507 --> 00:12:06,090 Okay, Kylie, you have gotta 567 00:12:03,507 --> 00:12:06,090 get over the trivia thing. 568 00:12:06,132 --> 00:12:07,423 I tried my hardest! 569 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,549 The phrase you're 570 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,549 looking for is, 571 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,257 "Winter is coming." 572 00:12:11,299 --> 00:12:14,507 No, what Paul Revere said was 573 00:12:11,299 --> 00:12:14,507 that the British are coming. 574 00:12:14,549 --> 00:12:16,590 - Come on. 575 00:12:14,549 --> 00:12:16,590 - Yeah, come on. 576 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:19,257 So what, Paul Revere never said 577 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:19,257 "winter is coming?" 578 00:12:19,299 --> 00:12:21,799 Not even in late autumn? 579 00:12:19,299 --> 00:12:21,799 I still think I was right. 580 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:22,924 Can we please 581 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:22,924 get back to Amy? 582 00:12:22,966 --> 00:12:24,174 She signed in downstairs 583 00:12:22,966 --> 00:12:24,174 20 minutes ago, 584 00:12:24,216 --> 00:12:25,799 but she didn't come here, 585 00:12:24,216 --> 00:12:25,799 so where is she? 586 00:12:25,841 --> 00:12:27,465 Well, this is 587 00:12:25,841 --> 00:12:27,465 the Department of Records, 588 00:12:27,507 --> 00:12:28,590 so I'm going to make 589 00:12:27,507 --> 00:12:28,590 an educated guess 590 00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:30,257 and say she came here 591 00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:30,257 for a record. 592 00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:33,423 Ooh, not sure you're qualified 593 00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:33,423 to make an educated guess. 594 00:12:33,465 --> 00:12:35,298 Okay, I know where 595 00:12:33,465 --> 00:12:35,298 you're going with this, 596 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,090 the Theory of 597 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,090 Relativity question. 598 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:40,257 Uh, he's got crazy hair, 599 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:40,257 super smart, Jewy name. 600 00:12:40,298 --> 00:12:42,174 Eisenberg! 601 00:12:40,298 --> 00:12:42,174 Jesse Eisenberg. 602 00:12:42,216 --> 00:12:43,632 Sit down! 603 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,465 Look, I know lots of things. 604 00:12:46,507 --> 00:12:48,174 I know the names 605 00:12:46,507 --> 00:12:48,174 of every Transformer. 606 00:12:48,216 --> 00:12:51,257 Yeah, even the Dinobots. 607 00:12:48,216 --> 00:12:51,257 Grimlock much? 608 00:12:51,298 --> 00:12:52,716 No. 609 00:12:51,298 --> 00:12:52,716 Okay. 610 00:12:52,757 --> 00:12:54,507 I'm not dumb, I just can't 611 00:12:52,757 --> 00:12:54,507 handle the trivia pressure. 612 00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:56,465 Anyway, can you please 613 00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:56,465 just look up every file 614 00:12:56,507 --> 00:12:58,216 that's been logged out 615 00:12:56,507 --> 00:12:58,216 in the past 20 minutes? 616 00:12:58,257 --> 00:13:00,090 Fine, but I'm doing it 617 00:12:58,257 --> 00:13:00,090 for her, not for you. 618 00:13:00,132 --> 00:13:01,340 Fine. 619 00:13:01,382 --> 00:13:03,465 Trivia Nazi over here. 620 00:13:03,507 --> 00:13:05,549 Yeah, there was 621 00:13:03,507 --> 00:13:05,549 a 99th precinct case file 622 00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:08,465 from January, 2014, 623 00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:08,465 that was just accessed. 624 00:13:08,507 --> 00:13:10,465 Okay, I definitely know 625 00:13:08,507 --> 00:13:10,465 where she is. 626 00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:12,590 Like you definitely knew 627 00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:12,590 the Serengeti was 628 00:13:12,632 --> 00:13:14,090 a type of pasta? 629 00:13:14,132 --> 00:13:16,090 Let it go, Kylie! 630 00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:19,090 Mount Terry's looking good, 631 00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:19,090 just add a little snow, 632 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,090 and... perfect. 633 00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:23,132 Ah, yes. Now, 634 00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:23,132 that's what I call 635 00:13:23,174 --> 00:13:25,090 the right amount 636 00:13:23,174 --> 00:13:25,090 of arid shrubbery. 637 00:13:25,132 --> 00:13:26,090 Great job, Captain. 638 00:13:26,132 --> 00:13:27,465 That's just what the kid's 639 00:13:26,132 --> 00:13:27,465 gonna want, 640 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,590 to play in a serial killer's 641 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,590 dumping ground. 642 00:13:29,632 --> 00:13:34,090 All aboard the Jeffords 643 00:13:29,632 --> 00:13:34,090 Victory Express! 644 00:13:34,132 --> 00:13:35,465 Oh, I'm sure the child 645 00:13:34,132 --> 00:13:35,465 will love that you put 646 00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:38,465 a steam locomotive whistle 647 00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:38,465 on a diesel train. 648 00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:41,216 I'm joking... he's going to vomit 649 00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:41,216 when he hears that. 650 00:13:41,256 --> 00:13:43,090 - Kid's here. 651 00:13:41,256 --> 00:13:43,090 - Show him in. 652 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:44,298 This is Dylan. 653 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,090 Hello, Dylan. 654 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,090 I'm Captain Holt. 655 00:13:46,132 --> 00:13:47,590 We have some trains here 656 00:13:46,132 --> 00:13:47,590 to play with, 657 00:13:47,632 --> 00:13:50,132 like this one that carries 658 00:13:47,632 --> 00:13:50,132 coal and rivets, 659 00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:51,423 the two main exports 660 00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:51,423 of our town. 661 00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:53,841 Would you like to transport 662 00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:53,841 some coal or rivets? 663 00:13:53,883 --> 00:13:58,090 Or... would you like to come 664 00:13:53,883 --> 00:13:58,090 over here to Jeffords Junction, 665 00:13:58,132 --> 00:14:01,090 where it's always 666 00:13:58,132 --> 00:14:01,090 all four seasons and a volcano? 667 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:04,507 Do you have guys have 668 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:04,507 any video games? 669 00:14:04,549 --> 00:14:06,549 Okay, I see 670 00:14:04,549 --> 00:14:06,549 what's happening here. 671 00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:09,590 You're afraid that you're gonna 672 00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:09,590 make Sergeant Jeffords feel bad. 673 00:14:09,632 --> 00:14:11,340 Don't worry, 674 00:14:09,632 --> 00:14:11,340 he's a subordinate. 675 00:14:11,382 --> 00:14:13,465 No, just... 676 00:14:11,382 --> 00:14:13,465 trains are kinda lame 677 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:14,507 and nobody plays 678 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:14,507 with them. 679 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:18,090 Okay, but surely 680 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:18,090 one of these trains 681 00:14:18,132 --> 00:14:20,465 is less lame than the 682 00:14:18,132 --> 00:14:20,465 other, right? 683 00:14:20,507 --> 00:14:23,632 No, they look 684 00:14:20,507 --> 00:14:23,632 exactly the same to me. 685 00:14:25,174 --> 00:14:26,256 Get out. 686 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,507 Gina. 687 00:14:27,549 --> 00:14:29,465 I just got an email 688 00:14:27,549 --> 00:14:29,465 from the council of cousins. 689 00:14:29,507 --> 00:14:31,340 Tina Boyle is 690 00:14:29,507 --> 00:14:31,340 contesting the will. 691 00:14:31,382 --> 00:14:32,423 - So? 692 00:14:31,382 --> 00:14:32,423 - So he's coming here 693 00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:34,507 right now with an officer 694 00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:34,507 of the court. 695 00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:36,841 The mother dough is to be placed 696 00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:36,841 in protective custody 697 00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:38,090 until the matter is resolved. 698 00:14:38,132 --> 00:14:40,090 Yeah, it's resolved. 699 00:14:38,132 --> 00:14:40,090 I cooked it. 700 00:14:40,132 --> 00:14:42,799 Don't you understand what will 701 00:14:40,132 --> 00:14:42,799 happen if they find out? 702 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,549 Gina, they will banish you 703 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,549 from the family. 704 00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:46,090 No more Boyle activities. 705 00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:47,549 No Christmas cards, 706 00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:47,549 no Thanksgiving cards, 707 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:49,173 no Valentine's cards. 708 00:14:49,215 --> 00:14:51,298 That's right, 709 00:14:49,215 --> 00:14:51,298 imagine a Valentine's Day 710 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,382 with no cards 711 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,382 from your cousins. 712 00:14:52,423 --> 00:14:55,256 Oh, my God. 713 00:14:52,423 --> 00:14:55,256 This is a dream come true. 714 00:14:55,298 --> 00:14:57,465 You think I can get out 715 00:14:55,298 --> 00:14:57,465 of all the family vacations too? 716 00:14:57,507 --> 00:14:59,132 Because let's 717 00:14:57,507 --> 00:14:59,132 be honest, Charles, 718 00:14:59,173 --> 00:15:01,549 Aruba was the worst thing 719 00:14:59,173 --> 00:15:01,549 that's ever happened. 720 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:03,465 How do all 18 of you 721 00:15:03,507 --> 00:15:04,507 have sleep apnea? 722 00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:09,298 Listen, we have to do something. 723 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,465 Maybe if we put the dough 724 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,465 in the box, they won't check. 725 00:15:11,507 --> 00:15:12,549 Won't check what? 726 00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:15,549 Christina! 727 00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:15,549 How are you? 728 00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:17,298 Great jacket. 729 00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:17,298 Where'd you get it? 730 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,173 You know, 731 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,173 I got it at Mervyn's. 732 00:15:19,215 --> 00:15:20,507 Where's my mother dough? 733 00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:23,465 Yeah, about that. 734 00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:23,465 Um, it's an interesting story, 735 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:24,549 what happened with 736 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:24,549 that thing, because... 737 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,090 Yeah, it is interesting. 738 00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:27,090 - I killed her. 739 00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:27,090 - No! 740 00:15:27,131 --> 00:15:28,423 - I killed her dead. 741 00:15:27,131 --> 00:15:28,423 - No, she didn't. 742 00:15:28,465 --> 00:15:30,465 Put her by a space heater 743 00:15:28,465 --> 00:15:30,465 till she was burnt up 744 00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:31,590 - to a black lump of coal. 745 00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:31,590 - No, shh. 746 00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:32,841 Oh, my God. 747 00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:33,841 Yeah, that's right, she gone. 748 00:15:33,883 --> 00:15:36,131 First of all, 749 00:15:33,883 --> 00:15:36,131 Gina, I love you. 750 00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:38,131 Secondly, you're banished 751 00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:38,131 from the family. 752 00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:39,465 Oh, no! 753 00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:42,173 May I still please be 754 00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:42,173 on the Boyle daily email blast? 755 00:15:42,215 --> 00:15:43,590 - Please? 756 00:15:42,215 --> 00:15:43,590 - I'm afraid not. 757 00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:45,465 You'll just get 758 00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:45,465 the weekly blasts, 759 00:15:45,507 --> 00:15:47,090 like the rest 760 00:15:45,507 --> 00:15:47,090 of our acquaintances. 761 00:15:47,131 --> 00:15:48,465 It was an accident, 762 00:15:47,131 --> 00:15:48,465 she didn't mean it. 763 00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:49,507 I'm sorry it had to 764 00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:49,507 end this way. 765 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,131 Charles, I love you. 766 00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:52,215 I love you too. 767 00:15:52,256 --> 00:15:53,298 But you brought Gina 768 00:15:52,256 --> 00:15:53,298 into this family, 769 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:54,382 and you're also banished. 770 00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:55,674 What? 771 00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:58,549 Oh, there you are, 772 00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:58,549 thank God. 773 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,173 Hey. How'd you find me? 774 00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:02,799 January 14th, 2014. 775 00:16:02,841 --> 00:16:05,215 Detectives Peralta and Santiago 776 00:16:02,841 --> 00:16:05,215 conducted surveillance 777 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,507 from a rooftop 778 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,507 at 397 Barton Street. 779 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,507 This is where we came 780 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,507 the night I won our bet 781 00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:12,173 and you fell in 782 00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:12,173 love with me. 783 00:16:12,215 --> 00:16:13,465 - Jake. 784 00:16:12,215 --> 00:16:13,465 - The night that you flirted 785 00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:15,089 with me for 20 seconds 786 00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:15,089 and I became 787 00:16:15,131 --> 00:16:16,089 obsessed with you forever. 788 00:16:16,131 --> 00:16:17,173 Ready? 789 00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:24,089 I'm sorry I freaked out 790 00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:24,089 and ran away. 791 00:16:24,131 --> 00:16:25,256 It's okay. 792 00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:26,549 Just because you messed up 793 00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:26,549 the practice test 794 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:28,131 doesn't mean you're gonna 795 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:28,131 fail the real one. 796 00:16:28,173 --> 00:16:31,131 I didn't mess it up. 797 00:16:28,173 --> 00:16:31,131 I got 102%. 798 00:16:31,173 --> 00:16:32,507 I found a spelling error 799 00:16:31,173 --> 00:16:32,507 in one question. 800 00:16:32,549 --> 00:16:34,799 I gave myself 801 00:16:32,549 --> 00:16:34,799 extra credit. 802 00:16:34,841 --> 00:16:36,256 Then why'd you leave? 803 00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,841 Because that was 804 00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,841 the first time it really hit me. 805 00:16:38,883 --> 00:16:41,799 When I pass the exam, 806 00:16:38,883 --> 00:16:41,799 I'll actually be a sergeant. 807 00:16:41,841 --> 00:16:45,465 And... what if everything 808 00:16:41,841 --> 00:16:45,465 changes between us? 809 00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:47,089 That's why you came here? 810 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,340 Yeah. 811 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,173 Things are so good 812 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,173 right now. 813 00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:51,423 I don't want 814 00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:51,423 to screw that up 815 00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:54,131 by getting transferred 816 00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:54,131 or becoming your boss. 817 00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:57,423 Ames, I've always known 818 00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:57,423 you were gonna be my boss. 819 00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:59,507 I mean, this is your dream, 820 00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:59,507 from before we were dating. 821 00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:01,131 And yeah, things might 822 00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:01,131 change a little, 823 00:17:01,173 --> 00:17:02,465 but for the better, right? 824 00:17:02,507 --> 00:17:04,465 We can finally get 825 00:17:02,507 --> 00:17:04,465 premium cable, 826 00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:05,507 check out all those 827 00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:05,507 shows on EPIX: 828 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,549 Look, you can't be afraid 829 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,549 to be successful. 830 00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:11,799 You're too good for that. 831 00:17:11,841 --> 00:17:12,465 I love you. 832 00:17:12,507 --> 00:17:13,841 I love you too. 833 00:17:15,507 --> 00:17:16,799 Wait! 834 00:17:15,507 --> 00:17:16,799 The test. 835 00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:18,298 - We gotta get you outta here. 836 00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:18,298 - Right. 837 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:21,089 - I'm gonna be a sergeant. 838 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:21,089 - You're gonna be a sergeant! 839 00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:24,549 You don't have a key 840 00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:26,507 for this random roof 841 00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:26,507 door, do you? 842 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,841 Come on. 843 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,841 Come on! 844 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,549 Oh, no! 845 00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:33,465 I broke the hotel key 846 00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:33,465 I forgot was in my wallet 847 00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:34,507 for the last five years. 848 00:17:34,549 --> 00:17:36,089 - Where's Rosa? 849 00:17:34,549 --> 00:17:36,089 - We can't wait for her. 850 00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:37,173 The exam's 851 00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:37,173 in 20 minutes. 852 00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:39,089 It's my fault 853 00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:39,089 we're up here. 854 00:17:39,131 --> 00:17:40,799 I just won't take the test. 855 00:17:40,841 --> 00:17:42,799 I'll wait three years 856 00:17:40,841 --> 00:17:42,799 for the next one. 857 00:17:42,841 --> 00:17:43,924 Oh, no, you won't. 858 00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:46,048 No. 859 00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:46,048 Jake, 860 00:17:46,089 --> 00:17:47,966 you are not Die-Harding 861 00:17:46,089 --> 00:17:47,966 off this roof. 862 00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:49,465 I am definitely Die-Harding 863 00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:49,465 off this roof, 864 00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:51,256 for you and only for you, 865 00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:51,256 and also for me 866 00:17:51,298 --> 00:17:53,173 'cause I've always 867 00:17:51,298 --> 00:17:53,173 wanted to do it. 868 00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:56,007 Jake, come on, 869 00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:56,007 get down from there. 870 00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:57,089 It's too dangerous. 871 00:17:57,131 --> 00:17:59,089 It's perfectly safe. 872 00:17:59,131 --> 00:18:00,173 See you in hell, kiddo. 873 00:18:00,215 --> 00:18:01,173 What? 874 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,256 Yippee ki-yay! 875 00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,089 Bars, bars, bars! 876 00:18:05,131 --> 00:18:07,089 Oh! Are there bars on 877 00:18:05,131 --> 00:18:07,089 the window? 878 00:18:07,131 --> 00:18:10,007 Yeah, there bars on the window. 879 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,007 I just set up 880 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,007 a video game system. 881 00:18:12,048 --> 00:18:13,131 The kid's much happier. 882 00:18:13,173 --> 00:18:15,507 Turns out children don't care 883 00:18:13,173 --> 00:18:15,507 about model trains. 884 00:18:15,549 --> 00:18:16,799 Not only children. 885 00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:18,883 I'm beginning to think 886 00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:18,883 nobody does. 887 00:18:18,924 --> 00:18:20,089 Kevin, you are not gonna 888 00:18:18,924 --> 00:18:20,089 believe this. 889 00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:22,215 Terry put Lo-V IRT Pullman 890 00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:22,215 rolling stock 891 00:18:22,256 --> 00:18:24,089 on a ballastless track. 892 00:18:24,131 --> 00:18:26,089 I was dying, Kevin, dying. 893 00:18:26,131 --> 00:18:27,131 Yes, you can hang up now. 894 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,089 I guess we're condemned... 895 00:18:29,131 --> 00:18:31,089 to a life 896 00:18:29,131 --> 00:18:31,089 of solo railroading. 897 00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:33,048 We don't have to be. 898 00:18:33,089 --> 00:18:34,465 I know we've had 899 00:18:33,089 --> 00:18:34,465 our differences, 900 00:18:34,507 --> 00:18:38,089 but through some crazy twist 901 00:18:34,507 --> 00:18:38,089 of fate we found each other. 902 00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:40,048 Shouldn't we just be excited 903 00:18:40,089 --> 00:18:42,089 that we have someone 904 00:18:40,089 --> 00:18:42,089 to share that with? 905 00:18:46,131 --> 00:18:47,465 Not interested. 906 00:18:46,131 --> 00:18:47,465 Good day. 907 00:18:47,507 --> 00:18:50,089 Okay. Well, I just 908 00:18:47,507 --> 00:18:50,089 wanted to show you 909 00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:53,048 I got a tiny little 910 00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:53,048 train inspector. 911 00:18:53,089 --> 00:18:55,256 It's to make sure 912 00:18:53,089 --> 00:18:55,256 the tracks were up to code. 913 00:18:57,089 --> 00:18:58,048 I'll be going. 914 00:19:00,131 --> 00:19:01,089 Wait. 915 00:19:03,089 --> 00:19:04,173 You left your figurine behind 916 00:19:03,089 --> 00:19:04,173 for some reason. 917 00:19:04,215 --> 00:19:05,340 Take it. 918 00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:11,048 Wait. 919 00:19:11,089 --> 00:19:13,089 Come on, Sergeant, 920 00:19:11,089 --> 00:19:13,089 take the train through the pass. 921 00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:15,089 All aboard the Terryliner. 922 00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:17,340 Next stop, Holtsovania. 923 00:19:18,256 --> 00:19:20,883 Where are you guys? 924 00:19:20,923 --> 00:19:22,089 What the hell is taking 925 00:19:20,923 --> 00:19:22,089 you so long? 926 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,089 Did Jake Die-Hard 927 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,089 off the roof? 928 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,423 - Yeah. 929 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,423 - But the windows have bars. 930 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:29,089 Yeah, we all know 931 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:29,089 about the bars, Rosa! 932 00:19:29,131 --> 00:19:30,089 All right, 933 00:19:29,131 --> 00:19:30,089 you get to the exam, 934 00:19:30,131 --> 00:19:31,089 I'll take care of Jake. 935 00:19:31,131 --> 00:19:32,423 Yeah, don't worry about me. 936 00:19:32,465 --> 00:19:34,089 The important thing is, 937 00:19:32,465 --> 00:19:34,089 you go become a sergeant. 938 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,089 Leave me! 939 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,089 I know it's gonna be hard 940 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,089 to walk away, 941 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,089 but you have to be strong! 942 00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:40,089 She left like two minutes ago. 943 00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:40,089 You're talking to nobody. 944 00:19:40,131 --> 00:19:41,465 Yeah, that makes sense. 945 00:19:41,507 --> 00:19:43,131 This is when the Boyles 946 00:19:41,507 --> 00:19:43,131 went to that farm 947 00:19:43,173 --> 00:19:46,089 and we all got 948 00:19:43,173 --> 00:19:46,089 hoof and mouth disease. 949 00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:48,131 Ah, when we went 950 00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:48,131 to that water park, 951 00:19:48,173 --> 00:19:50,089 and we all got 952 00:19:48,173 --> 00:19:50,089 hoof and mouth disease again. 953 00:19:50,131 --> 00:19:51,965 That was a good vacation. 954 00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:54,089 Sam, Tina, what are you 955 00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:54,089 doing here? 956 00:19:54,131 --> 00:19:55,089 Gina called us. 957 00:19:55,131 --> 00:19:56,173 What? 958 00:19:55,131 --> 00:19:56,173 Why? 959 00:19:56,215 --> 00:19:58,089 Because I wanted 960 00:19:56,215 --> 00:19:58,089 to show you this. 961 00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,089 It's a new mother dough. 962 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,882 Now, I know it's not 963 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,882 140 years old, 964 00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:04,465 but I will feed it, 965 00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:04,465 and I will nurture it, 966 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,089 and it will grow, 967 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,089 and eventually it'll be 968 00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:11,089 just as sour and smelly 969 00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:11,089 as the old one. 970 00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:12,131 What about the tang? 971 00:20:12,173 --> 00:20:14,089 - It will be tang town. 972 00:20:12,173 --> 00:20:14,089 - Tang town. 973 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,965 Now can you just let Charles 974 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,965 back into the family, please? 975 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,089 How will we get 976 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,089 to this new mother dough? 977 00:20:18,131 --> 00:20:20,089 You can all 978 00:20:18,131 --> 00:20:20,089 come by my apartment 979 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,089 and take a little piece 980 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,089 whenever you want. 981 00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:24,048 - We'll need keys. 982 00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:24,048 - Why? 983 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,840 In case you're not home, 984 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,840 or in the bath. 985 00:20:25,882 --> 00:20:27,465 Gina, it's okay, 986 00:20:25,882 --> 00:20:27,465 you don't have to do this. 987 00:20:27,507 --> 00:20:29,923 Yes, I do, 988 00:20:27,507 --> 00:20:29,923 because you're my brother. 989 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:33,256 Isn't she great? 990 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:33,256 We used to have sex, you know. 991 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,048 Cool. 992 00:20:35,089 --> 00:20:37,215 You don't have to mention that 993 00:20:35,089 --> 00:20:37,215 every time, you idiot. 994 00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:39,965 Hey. 995 00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:41,173 Hey! That looks 996 00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:41,173 like the strut 997 00:20:41,215 --> 00:20:43,089 of a lady 998 00:20:41,215 --> 00:20:43,089 who just crushed an exam. 999 00:20:43,131 --> 00:20:46,089 I sure did, 1000 00:20:43,131 --> 00:20:46,089 and finished 45 minutes early. 1001 00:20:46,131 --> 00:20:47,840 Oh, nice, did everyone else 1002 00:20:46,131 --> 00:20:47,840 give you dirty looks? 1003 00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:49,131 So dirty. 1004 00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:50,965 How long were you hanging 1005 00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:50,965 off the roof for? 1006 00:20:51,007 --> 00:20:53,089 Long enough for me to take 1007 00:20:51,007 --> 00:20:53,089 a bunch of pics. 1008 00:20:53,131 --> 00:20:55,007 Ah-ha, very funny. 1009 00:20:53,131 --> 00:20:55,007 No "soc." 1010 00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:56,089 Listen. 1011 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,007 I just want to thank you guys 1012 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,089 for chasing me down 1013 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,089 and getting me here. 1014 00:21:00,131 --> 00:21:01,256 I know it's been 1015 00:21:00,131 --> 00:21:01,256 a rough day, Jake, 1016 00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:03,089 but I think I know 1017 00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:03,089 how to make it up to you. 1018 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,882 Three minutes? 1019 00:21:04,923 --> 00:21:06,882 Oh, no, not that. 1020 00:21:04,923 --> 00:21:06,882 Even better. 1021 00:21:06,923 --> 00:21:09,089 Okay, welcome to 1022 00:21:06,923 --> 00:21:09,089 trivia night. 1023 00:21:09,131 --> 00:21:10,465 You said you would never 1024 00:21:09,131 --> 00:21:10,465 bring him again. 1025 00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:12,131 Don't worry, 1026 00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:12,131 it's gonna be fine, 1027 00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:13,423 - I promise. 1028 00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:13,423 - Is it? 1029 00:21:13,465 --> 00:21:15,923 Tonight's first category, 1030 00:21:13,465 --> 00:21:15,923 by special request, 1031 00:21:15,965 --> 00:21:17,089 the Transformers movies. 1032 00:21:17,131 --> 00:21:18,215 Yes! 1033 00:21:18,256 --> 00:21:20,089 Question one. 1034 00:21:18,256 --> 00:21:20,089 What is the name 1035 00:21:20,131 --> 00:21:22,882 of the evil race 1036 00:21:20,131 --> 00:21:22,882 of Transformers? 1037 00:21:22,923 --> 00:21:26,089 The robot... bad robot. 1038 00:21:22,923 --> 00:21:26,089 oh, God, I don't know. 1039 00:21:26,131 --> 00:21:27,256 - Damn it, Jake! 1040 00:21:26,131 --> 00:21:27,256 - I'm sorry, 1041 00:21:27,298 --> 00:21:29,089 I can't take 1042 00:21:27,298 --> 00:21:29,089 the trivia "presh"! 1043 00:21:29,131 --> 00:21:31,089 Why couldn't you have just 1044 00:21:29,131 --> 00:21:31,089 given me the three minutes? 1045 00:21:31,215 --> 00:21:32,215 Fremulon. 1046 00:21:33,131 --> 00:21:34,131 - Not a doctor. 1047 00:21:33,131 --> 00:21:34,131 - Shh.