1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:03,171 - I've been going at him for six hours. 2 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:05,106 He won't say a word. The guy's a brick wall. 3 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:07,141 - Not to worry, sarge. - I'll take it from here. 4 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,110 Hope you boys brought popcorn, 5 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,245 'cause I'm about to put on a show. 6 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:12,313 Well, well, well. 7 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,548 I hear you don't like answering questions, Marcos. 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:17,585 That's fine by me, 'cause I'm not asking. 9 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,388 Ooh, handle fell off. I'll just grab that. 10 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,158 Nope. 11 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,494 So looks like we're locked in. 12 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,262 That's bad news for you, 13 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:31,265 'cause you're trapped in here with a psycho. 14 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:32,833 Has anyone tried it from the outside? 15 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,378 - Lock's broken. - Gotta call facilities. 16 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,303 - Copy that. - No rush. 17 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:38,606 As I said, I got all the time in the wor... 18 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,274 It's a little warm in here, right? 19 00:00:40,308 --> 00:00:41,518 Do you feel any air coming out of that vent? 20 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,411 I got nothing. We got an ETA on facilities? 21 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:44,578 - At least 45 minutes. 22 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,556 - And they've checked all this paint for lead, right? 23 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,249 And the room for asbestos. 24 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,418 I feel like I'm sucking on a tailpipe in here, Marcos! 25 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:54,122 Everybody get away from the mirror! 26 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,156 Come on! 27 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,524 I can't breathe. I can't breathe. 28 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,159 - Hey, calm down, man. 29 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,161 I'll confess. Just stop freaking out. 30 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:01,495 - What? - I did it. 31 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,297 - I robbed 'em. - Boom! 32 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:04,565 And that's how it's done. 33 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,267 I was faking the whole thing to break him. 34 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,635 I coulda stayed in here forever. 35 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,646 - Good, 'cause facilities is gonna be a couple hours. 36 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,839 - We're gonna die in here! 37 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:34,595 But in my version, everything is a Transformer 38 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,164 except cars. 39 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,399 - Oh, right, like some wisecracking biscotti 40 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,334 that transforms into a missile launcher. 41 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:41,469 - No way. 42 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,280 - Well, it might be hard to do the CGI on the biscotti, 43 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:44,272 but, yeah, I think we could pull it off. 44 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,174 - Huh? No, I wasn't listening to either of you. 45 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,242 Look who's in Captain Holt's office. 46 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,377 - Who that lady? 47 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,488 - You are looking at the Second Circuit Court of Appeals 48 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,381 Judge Laverne Holt. 49 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:54,482 - Captain Holt's mom. 50 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,150 - The creator. 51 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:58,352 - Widowed at age 39, Laverne Kinnebrew Holt 52 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,488 singlehandedly raised two children 53 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,423 and still managed to become one of the first 54 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,158 black, female federal judges. 55 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:05,702 - Wow, someone read her Wikipedia page. 56 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,695 - No, Jake, I wrote it. 57 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,230 - Oh. - Ah! Shh. 58 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,640 Okay, the door's opening. We're gonna meet her. 59 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,600 Everybody be cool. Be cool! 60 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,568 - Santiago, what are you up to? 61 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,904 - Just jammin'. 62 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:20,408 Jam on, jam on. 63 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:21,609 - Okay, never mind. 64 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,719 Peralta, come into my office, please. 65 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,278 - Ah. - Sorry, baby, but... 66 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,946 - Do you think it was the "jam on" thing? 67 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,517 - Yeah, I think it was the "jam on" thing. 68 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,252 - Detective Peralta, this is my mother, 69 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,254 the Honorable Laverne Holt. 70 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,655 - I'm very excited to meet you. 71 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,258 And let me just say, I'm a huge fan of your early work. 72 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,360 Talking about this guy right here. 73 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,594 - That was humor, mother. 74 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:43,364 - I know, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. 75 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,233 - I love laughing and laughter. - Oh. 76 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,301 - Yes, we all do, but enough chitchat. 77 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,203 Peralta, my mother's house was burgled. 78 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:50,204 - And you want me to cover the case 79 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,706 because I'm your favorite detective of all time. 80 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,975 - Yes, also the "jam on" incident. 81 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,653 - Favorite. So why don't you tell us what happened. 82 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,578 - When I got home last night, 83 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,680 I noticed that the window had been smashed, 84 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,416 the apartment was a mess, they took all of my jewelry. 85 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,618 I assume they entered through the window, 86 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:07,255 but I don't want to color your opinions. 87 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,365 - Too late, but note taken. 88 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,558 We'll stop by later and check out the crime scene. 89 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,525 - That sounds appropriate. 90 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:14,328 Well, I should be going. Detective, Captain. 91 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,297 - Your Honor, Detective. - Captain, Your Honor. 92 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:17,574 Hey, this is fun. Let's do it again. 93 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:18,566 Your Honor, Captain. 94 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,568 - Humor. - Good day, gentlemen. 95 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,803 - Okay. 96 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,706 This is amazing. 97 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,342 Spending time with your mother in your childhood home. 98 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:30,678 Ah, the adorable baby pictures, the embarrassing stories. 99 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,446 The Founding Fathers Underoos. 100 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,747 - There will be no Underoos. 101 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,349 - You went commando? - That's enough. 102 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:36,784 - Okay. - This is a case. 103 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,586 I expect you to act in a professional manner, 104 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:39,687 not a personal one. 105 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,422 I know sometimes it's difficult for you 106 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,456 to separate the two. 107 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:43,800 - Ah, you're referring to the fact that I love 108 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,826 making everything pro-fer-sonal. 109 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,027 Copyright, me. 110 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,629 Yeah, people love that around here, 111 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,364 especially Amy, if you know what I mean. 112 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,700 Wink. Finger gun. 113 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,335 - Perhaps Boyle is still available. 114 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:55,479 - No, no, no, I'll be good. - I'll leave. 115 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:57,571 - Oh, emergency, Hitchcock! 116 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,407 - They're stealing Brown Betty. - Freeze! 117 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,709 - Get your hands off the couch. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 118 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,312 Calm down. We're getting a new one. 119 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,423 We finally got some money to spruce up the break room. 120 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,349 - What? The break room's perfect the way it is. 121 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,351 It's so comfortable and relaxed. 122 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,386 I can put my butt or feet on any surface in there. 123 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,822 - Exactly, it's disgusting, which is why we're fixing it. 124 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:17,591 I'm open to any and all suggestions. 125 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,360 - Two words. - Property Brothers. 126 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,829 And they would say, "Two words, open concept." 127 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,064 So four words, Property Brothers, open concept. 128 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,833 - Let's draw from a wide variety of sources, 129 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,302 anything from Cameron Diaz's kitchen in "The Holiday," 130 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,679 to Kate Winslet's kitchen in "The Holiday." 131 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,372 - Is that such a huge range? 132 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,882 - Why would Iris and Amanda swap houses 133 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,775 if they had the same damn kitchen? 134 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,677 - Okay, good point. 135 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,612 Open concept, Nancy Meyers-style kitchen. 136 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,414 Two great ideas. Let's keep 'em coming. 137 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,526 - We could get one of those spot-the-difference arcade games 138 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,752 with pictures of naked ladies. 139 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,554 - Tapped out at two. 140 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,389 - Yikes, Amy. 141 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,391 What's wrong with you? 142 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:53,527 - I blew a huge opportunity to work a case with Holt's mom. 143 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,396 - Oh, yeah, I didn't need an answer. 144 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,097 "What's wrong" is a rhetorical question. 145 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,433 Anyway, I don't have time for your sob story, okay? 146 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,768 I blew a tire on the way here, 147 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,536 so I have to call a tow truck. 148 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,405 - A tow truck? What? 149 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,615 You don't know how to change a tire? 150 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,408 I am so disappointed. 151 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,443 That is a life skill that every woman should have. 152 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,579 - Condescending and untrue. 153 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,547 Why would I do something myself 154 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,683 if I could pay someone else to do it? 155 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,551 It's a gig economy, Amy. 156 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,687 - Gina, it feels so empowering 157 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,357 to use your own hands to change a tire. 158 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:24,558 - Phone, call me a tow truck. 159 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:25,659 - No, phone, no! 160 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,461 Look, Gina, don't call a tow truck, okay? 161 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,597 I will teach you how to change a tire. 162 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,465 You'll be so happy I did. 163 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,435 - Okay, fine, but on one condition. 164 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,769 You buy me lunch. 165 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,905 - What? - No, I'm doing you a favor. 166 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,048 - Phone... - Okay, no, no, no, no. 167 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,850 - Whatever you want, fine. - Just let me teach you, please. 168 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:41,909 I need a win today. 169 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,945 - Okay, looks like they broke through this window, 170 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,947 rifled through the drawers, and then noticed... 171 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,818 this adorbs photo of tiny Holt with a tiny bow tie 172 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,420 holding a tiny toy. 173 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,821 - That was his first slide rule. 174 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,123 He carried it with him all over preschool. 175 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,392 - And then I learned to do trigonometric functions 176 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:00,160 in my head, like a big boy. 177 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,862 Let's continue with the investigation. 178 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,497 - Copy that. - The alarm company said 179 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,132 the break-in happened around 7:30. 180 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,667 Most people are home at that time. 181 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,977 Is there anyone who knew you'd be out? 182 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:10,538 - The people who were with me at wine club. 183 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,840 Oh my, I just remembered, Carol Spitzheim's house 184 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,708 was broken into several months ago, 185 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,876 also during wine club. 186 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:16,810 - Interesting. 187 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,512 The odds of that happening coincidentally 188 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:19,613 are vanishingly small. 189 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,948 - I would say infinitesimally. 190 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,816 - Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. 191 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:23,684 We all know words. 192 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,753 So sounds like we should go undercover 193 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,626 to the next wine club meeting and scope it out. 194 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:28,622 You think you can get us in? 195 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:29,733 - I think I can arrange that. 196 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:30,758 There's one tonight. 197 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:31,859 - Great. - Final question. 198 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,761 Is this little Raymond's macaroni art? 199 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,796 - No, that's a macaroni infographic 200 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,631 he made about educational spending 201 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:38,975 during the Johnson administration. 202 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:41,802 - Oh, of course it is. - I love it. 203 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,212 - Detective Peralta, can I speak to you 204 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,505 in my childhood bedroom? 205 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:45,639 - Oh, my God, yes. 206 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,875 Wait, this isn't your bedroom. 207 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,510 - No, it's a regular room. 208 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,978 - You tricked me. - That's right. 209 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,447 My childhood bedroom is for good detectives 210 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:54,791 who aren't embarrassing themselves. 211 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:55,925 - It is? - I know you're having fun, 212 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,994 but enough is enough with the prying personal questions. 213 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,553 You're annoying my mother. 214 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,722 - Are you blind? - We're vibing like crazy. 215 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,591 - I assure you, my mother's not a vibrator. 216 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:04,592 - Definitely not what that's short for. 217 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:07,495 - I know her very well, and she would never, uh, 218 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:10,230 connect with someone such as yourself, no offense. 219 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,131 - Rude. - I'm sorry. 220 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,767 What I mean is she and I are very similar. 221 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,569 - Hurtful. - All I'm saying is 222 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,471 she's not interested in skateboards 223 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:18,639 and soft-water drinks. 224 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,573 - I happen to think you're wrong. 225 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,208 I think she and I make a wonderful pair, 226 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,610 and we're already becoming friends. 227 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:23,877 - Now that is humor. 228 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,713 - Is everything all right? 229 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,848 - Yes, we're all done in here, Your Honor. 230 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:28,849 - "Your Honor"? 231 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,250 Don't be so formal. 232 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,552 Call me Laverne. 233 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,521 - Oh. - Okay, Laverne. 234 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,255 You got it, Laverne. 235 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,857 Laverne. 236 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,093 - Well, I know we're undercover, but I gotta say 237 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,229 I'm dying to get a little tipsy at wine club 238 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,998 and just dish with my new BFF Laverne. 239 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,700 - Hmm, it's cute you think that. 240 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:47,835 My mother doesn't dish. 241 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:48,978 It's one of her better qualities. 242 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,839 And you know who else she told to call her Laverne? 243 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,708 The mailman. The substitute mailman. 244 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:55,909 - Hello. - I'm Judge Holt. 245 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,144 - It's nice to meet you. 246 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,979 I'm Tyrone Beverton, 247 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,781 a Bordeaux enthusiast who sometimes dabbles 248 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,516 in the Burgundies, if forced. 249 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:05,152 - And I'm Tank Hendricks. - Moms love me. 250 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:08,188 - Oh, strange detail. - But believable. 251 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:12,526 Oh, Daniella, these are two prospective members, 252 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,794 Tyrone and Tank. 253 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,262 Tyrone likes Bordeauxs, 254 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,765 - and Tank is beloved by mothers. - Yes. 255 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,000 - Great. Could I get your info for our database? 256 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:23,036 - Absolutely. - I live at 100 Charming Avenue. 257 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,906 And Tyrone here is at 3282nd Street, 258 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,008 right next to Ya Burnt Pizza. 259 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,810 - Great. - Enjoy your tasting. 260 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,745 - Thanks. 261 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,114 - 100 Charming Avenue? - It's a real place. 262 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,116 I looked it up, specifically to make you mad. 263 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,085 Okay, I'm gonna go find and catch our perp. 264 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,787 Love you, bye. 265 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,891 - And that is that. 266 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,893 - We have Shui'd the Feng out of this place. 267 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:46,894 - It's beautiful. 268 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,796 Are we better at this than our regular jobs? 269 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:49,997 - Unquestionably. 270 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,899 We should start our own home renovation show. 271 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:52,966 - I can see the poster. 272 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,911 I'm on Terry's shoulders screwing in a light bulb, 273 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,037 and Rosa stands by a ladder looking up at us like, 274 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,139 "Oh, boy, what did I get myself into?" 275 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,609 - I love that idea. - Sign me up. 276 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,812 - Shame. - Shame, shame. 277 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,279 - What is happening? 278 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,882 - You guys messed up. - You messed up big time! 279 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,059 - And worst of all, you're standing here 280 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,251 applauding yourselves for it. 281 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,986 - Shame. - Are you blind? 282 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,888 This place looks amazing. 283 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,099 It looks like a Swedish airport. 284 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,290 Everyone's gonna love it. 285 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,892 - Just keep telling yourselves that. 286 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,961 - Shame. - Shame. 287 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,296 - Well, everyone I talked to checked out. 288 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,598 - Any luck on your end? - None. 289 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:27,200 Unfortunately we're surrounded by stupid law-abiding citizens. 290 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,602 - Check out this guy at the bar. 291 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,203 He's furtively looking at my mother. 292 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:33,140 - Well, let's see what he has to say for himself. 293 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,375 Hi, there. I'm Tank, this is Tyrone. 294 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,277 He's the son of a close friend of mine. 295 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,079 - Anyway, we're new members. 296 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,881 - George Kenderson. 297 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,883 I'm fairly new to the club as well. 298 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,952 - How'd you hear about it? 299 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,920 - I, um... 300 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:47,988 I didn't. 301 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,156 - You didn't hear about it? 302 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,824 That seems rather odd. 303 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,160 - Does it? - Mm-hmm. 304 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,262 - I'm sorry, I gotta leave now. 305 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,065 I've got some work to do. Good-bye. 306 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,166 - When it comes to George, 307 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,402 I'm getting hints of guilty with undertones of lying. 308 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:06,039 - Oh, yeah, and a strong bouquet of "up to no good." 309 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:09,342 Wine terms. 310 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,945 - And then you release the jack. 311 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,380 And voila. 312 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,282 Tire changed. 313 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,017 Don't you feel empowered? 314 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,019 - Yes, there's nothing more empowering 315 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,888 than getting a condescending colleague 316 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,389 to do a menial task for you. 317 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,390 - What are you talking about? 318 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,134 - I'm talking about how you just changed my tire 319 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,094 while I sat here watching a 20-minute video 320 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,962 of a monkey getting its hair combed. 321 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,898 - But you were paying attention. 322 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,666 - You laughed at my joke. - Did I? 323 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,703 - I like to call this the jack of all trades. 324 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,304 - Silly monkey! 325 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,139 Oh, this monkey. 326 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,416 - So you really didn't learn anything? 327 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,275 - No, but I hope you did. 328 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,376 Can't school Gina. 329 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,079 Gina schools you. Class dismissed. 330 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,316 - Hello, Laverne. 331 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,051 We're not undercover anymore, 332 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,428 so I'm no longer your acquaintance Tank. 333 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,363 I'm back to being your close personal friend Jake. 334 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,023 - Okay. - We have a lead. 335 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,257 George Kenderson. 336 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,026 We ran his name through the system. 337 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,237 He got a parking ticket outside your apartment last week. 338 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,063 We think he was casing your place. 339 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,932 - Oh, my. - That is shocking. 340 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,266 I am shocked right now. 341 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,367 - And I am enraged. 342 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,436 We are shocked and enraged. 343 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,171 - Yes, and we're all showing it. 344 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,716 - I'll get the car. - Stay with my mother. 345 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,942 I've never seen her this shocked before. 346 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:20,047 - Jake, I need to tell you something in confidence. 347 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,315 - It's happening. - It's dish time. Okay. 348 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,284 - George Kenderson did not rob me. 349 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,219 He was not casing my apartment. 350 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,488 - How do you know? - He was with me that night. 351 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,024 - Doing what? - Oh, doing you. 352 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,192 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 353 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,294 I mean, way to go. I'm sex positive. 354 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,428 I don't know what to say. 355 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,231 - George and I have been in a relationship for two years. 356 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:41,068 Raymond doesn't know. Please don't tell him. 357 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,470 I'm asking you as a friend. 358 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,306 - As a friend. 359 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,975 Copy that. 360 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,376 - Buckle up. 361 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,444 That car belongs to our lead suspect, 362 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,512 George Kenderson. 363 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,781 - Lead suspect? 364 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,482 Is that how we left it? 365 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,417 I remember saying, it can't be Kenderson. 366 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,252 Remember, we made up that little song. 367 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,226 - Oh, Kenderson is on the move. - Oh, great. 368 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,436 - There's something so devious 369 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,229 about taking advantage of wine lovers. 370 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,765 But there won't be any wine where you're headed, George. 371 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,134 Unless you make it in a toilet. 372 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,436 Toilet wine. Let's bring him in, Peralta. 373 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,106 - Well, wait. Not yet. - Why? 374 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,507 - 'Cause I, uh... 375 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,843 - Mm. - What are you doing? 376 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:26,246 Forensics says his prints were all over my mothers' apartment. 377 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,279 - Eh. 378 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,385 Nope, nope, nope. 379 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,354 - Enough! - He robbed my mother. 380 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,356 - No, he didn't. 381 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,991 He's her lover. 382 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,060 He's your mother lover. He's lovering your mother. 383 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,029 - What? - That's not true. 384 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,230 - Yes, it is. 385 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,132 - I would know if she were seeing someone. 386 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,466 - She told me last night. 387 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,836 They've been together for two years. 388 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:49,870 - I see. 389 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:53,240 - And she asked me not to say anything to you. 390 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,343 - I see. 391 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,446 - So are you upset or just processing 392 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,414 or just stopping in the middle of nowhere 393 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,448 and getting out of the car? Cool, cool, cool, cool. 394 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,453 Stop honking! He's going through something! 395 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,391 - Hello, sir. - How was your walk? 396 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,093 - Long and brisk. - Wonderful. 397 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,838 You left me in the car, took the keys with you. 398 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,005 It's still there. Doesn't matter. 399 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,106 Look, I know it must have been upsetting 400 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,267 to find out about your mom's, mm, 401 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,902 how you say... sex. 402 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,303 No. Boinking. 403 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,404 No. Doinking. 404 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,614 Ah, it's too similar to boinking. 405 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,274 I'm looking for the words. 406 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,411 Smashing of... stuffs together. 407 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:34,047 Eh, let's just go with she has a boyfriend now. 408 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,850 - Yes, I was caught off guard, but I'm fine now. 409 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:37,951 - Really? - Yes. 410 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,386 And don't worry, I understand. 411 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,421 She didn't want me to know, and I will behave 412 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,556 in a completely professional manner. 413 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,559 - Great. - 'Cause she's in your office. 414 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,071 - Oh, wonderful. - Let's go talk about the case. 415 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,430 - Wow, you are taking this so well. 416 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,498 - Laverne Kinnebrew Holt, 417 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,433 you're under arrest for obstruction of justice. 418 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,234 What? 419 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,436 - I know you're sleeping with George. 420 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,304 - Oh, come on, man. 421 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,439 - Raymond, I can tell that you're upset. 422 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,875 - I am because you withheld information from this detective 423 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,977 about an ongoing police investigation. 424 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,646 - All right, I don't think this is actually about police stuff. 425 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,548 Maybe we should all just take a deep breath 426 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,084 and consider not arresting our moms. 427 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,486 - Fine. - You're unarrested, mother. 428 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,654 And Detective Peralta, 429 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,589 since you two are such good friends, 430 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,992 why don't you handle the case on your own? 431 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,961 Good day. 432 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,129 - Captain. 433 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,464 - Hey. - What is going on in the kitchen? 434 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,899 It's insanely packed. 435 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,367 - They're all just taking a break. 436 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,602 Why is nobody breaking in the new break room? 437 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,671 - 'Cause it's a giant turd. - It's the worst. 438 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,341 It's unusable. You guys don't even like it. 439 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,909 - Yes, we do. - Really? 440 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,378 You like those new stools, huh, Charles? 441 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,047 - Oh. 442 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,114 Oh. 443 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,349 There we go. 444 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,984 - And, Rosa, how was your snack? 445 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,498 - You know what really chafes my crack? 446 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,034 We spent years crafting that break room 447 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,460 into something special, something comfortable. 448 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,028 - A place with so many stains 449 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,663 that the new ones just blended in. 450 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,099 - Where the couch cushions were so worn down, 451 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,035 they comforted all butts, large or small, 452 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,536 flat or juicy. 453 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,637 - Juicy? - Gross. 454 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,572 - We built a masterpiece, 455 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,574 and you amateurs flushed it down the toilet. 456 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,575 Skir-plash. 457 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,377 - Was that supposed to be a flushing sound? 458 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,079 - Skir-plash. 459 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,584 - Hello, Gina. - Ugh! 460 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,153 I knew a truck carrying Khloe Kardashian jeans 461 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,522 didn't overturn in the parking garage. 462 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,191 - The only thin that's overturned 463 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,527 is your decision to not learn how to fix a tire. 464 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,429 - Why won't you let this go? 465 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,440 - My parents wanted me to learn how to change a tire, 466 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,133 and I thought it was a waste of time. 467 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,002 Like any other 16-year-old girl, 468 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,137 all I wanted to do was sit in my room alone 469 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,072 reading books on U.S. history. 470 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:42,509 - Ugh, every story about your childhood makes me so sad. 471 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,444 - Then one day on the way to math camp... 472 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,179 - Oh, sad. - Our tire blew out, 473 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,048 and my mother made me fix it. 474 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,682 She said I should never be dependent 475 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,551 on anyone for anything. 476 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,453 And neither should you. 477 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,687 So we're not gonna leave here 478 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,990 until you learn how to fix this. 479 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,058 - Oh! 480 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,092 Oh, damn. 481 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,460 Power play. 482 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,062 And very moving speech. 483 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,696 - Thank you. - One little thing though. 484 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,065 That's not my car. 485 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:08,101 That's my car. Same make, same model, 486 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,270 but you just slashed a random stranger's tire. 487 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,572 Oopsie! 488 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,107 - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 489 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,109 - Ah, hey, Captain. 490 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,677 Whoa, look at that map work. 491 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,179 Sick as heck. 492 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,781 - Oh an attempt at flattery. - Well, it won't work. 493 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,051 This was Boyle's map, and it was adequate at best. 494 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,186 - Okay, I called some precincts, 495 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,031 and it turns out that while we were at wine club, 496 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,589 there was an attempted break-in 497 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,758 at 100 Charming Avenue. 498 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,726 - Oh, yes, the address you used at the wine club 499 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,128 specifically to make me mad. 500 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,063 - Well, I wouldn't put it that way. 501 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,065 - You put it that way last night, verbatim. 502 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,043 - And I totally regret that now, and I hope that we can move on, 503 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,601 but the point is the only person 504 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,736 who heard me use that address was... 505 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,638 Daniella Andrade. 506 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,307 The mailing list lady from the wine club. 507 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,185 She would give the addresses to her husband, Tommy... 508 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,278 Hi, Tommy... and he would break into the houses 509 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,147 while the occupants were out sipping vino. 510 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,216 - Okay, case closed. 511 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,693 - Great. So you want to call your mother? 512 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,152 - Tell her we solved it? - No need. 513 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,189 You can tell Laverne the whole story over brunch. 514 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,603 - All right, sir, I'm sorry that I got in the middle 515 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,229 of your family business, but I'm afraid 516 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,231 I have to get in the middle of it again. 517 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,066 Look, I don't talk about this a lot, 518 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,443 but I actually have had a difficult relationship 519 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,535 with one of my parents. 520 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,446 - Yes, your father. - You talk about it obsessively. 521 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,239 - Well, I wouldn't say obsessively. 522 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,416 I mean, sure, there are times 523 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,617 where I wish he was there for me more but... 524 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,176 - Peralta. - Right. Sorry, you. 525 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,820 Look, in my experience the best thing to do 526 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,846 in these types of situations is just talk about it. 527 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,549 - That's not the relationship my mother and I have. 528 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,351 We're not open like that. 529 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,352 - Really? - Because you're open with me. 530 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,155 - Only because you ask me annoying, intrusive, 531 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,465 personal questions all the time. 532 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,291 - Exactly. - You need to do that. 533 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,568 Be the Jake in the conversation. 534 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,528 - You want me to just say, "Cowabunga, mom"? 535 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,263 - Oh, yes, that would be awesome. 536 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,407 - Well, it's not gonna happen. 537 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,600 Alas, we are not cowabunga people. 538 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,869 Dismissed. 539 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,872 - Once again, I am so sorry about your tire. 540 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,343 Just accidentally slashed it with my knife. 541 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,311 - How does that happen accidentally? 542 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,280 - It's very common. - I should know, I'm a cop. 543 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,282 Anyway, I will pay for the damage. 544 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,451 - Wait, what's happening? - My tire is fine. 545 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,120 - It is? - It is! 546 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,621 Of course it is. 547 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,558 Because this is all part of my prank show, 548 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,560 "Fake Tire Slashers." 549 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,627 Whoo! 550 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,263 And you have won... 551 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,898 $27. 552 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,268 And a dime. 553 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,403 There's cameras everywhere. 554 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,605 - Okay. 555 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,407 - Thank you. 556 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,309 - Wondering what happened? 557 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,377 I happened. 558 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,346 Out of the darkness, a hero emerges. 559 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,615 You know, using only my bare hands 560 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,617 and also a few tools 561 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:41,621 I replaced that plebe's flat with one of my tires. 562 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,156 - You changed a tire! 563 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,325 - You were listening to me. - Not at all. 564 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,327 I watched a video online on how to do it. 565 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,630 But I will give you this, it was really empowering. 566 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,200 - Right? And you did such an impressive job, 567 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,701 especially for your first time. 568 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,569 - Oh, no, I had a bunch of practice. 569 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,505 I actually used your car for that. 570 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,207 Thank you so much. 571 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,908 - Oh. 572 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,244 You still changed a tire. 573 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,446 Counting this as a win. 574 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,716 - Okay, you're right about the break room. 575 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,251 - Nuh doy. 576 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,961 - Nobody liked it, and it wasn't functional. 577 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,053 - Double nuh doy. 578 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,931 - So we tried to put everything back the way it was. 579 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,491 We want your seal of approval. 580 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,926 - Oh, we'll be the judge of that. 581 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,462 - Yes, that's what we're asking for. 582 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,531 - It's beautiful. 583 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,967 You even got back the bumper pool table no one ever uses. 584 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,669 - Wait a minute, you liars! 585 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,538 What's that nice couch doing here? 586 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,681 - The old couch didn't make it. 587 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,650 - The second the sunlight hit it, it turned to dust. 588 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,510 - Sorry, guys, we're stuck with the nice, clean expensive sofa. 589 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,412 But I guess we'll just have to make do. 590 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,548 - Oh, we'll make do. - We'll make do all over it. 591 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,792 - Well, I just mean we'll fix it. 592 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,253 - Hells yeah, we will. 593 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,264 - Should we wake them? 594 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,966 - Nah, let 'em sleep. - They earned it. 595 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,535 - Daniella and her husband confessed to the burglary 596 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,603 and two others. 597 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,538 We've already recovered a number of your items. 598 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,707 - Thank you for the information. 599 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,276 Where's Raymond? 600 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,810 - Oh, he couldn't make it. 601 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,513 He's attending to some urgent business. 602 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,615 - That's a stone cold lie. - Raymond? 603 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,317 - Cowabunga, mother! 604 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,585 - What? - Yes. 605 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,653 - We need to talk. - I'd say that's accurate. 606 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,723 - Well, it looks like my work is done here. 607 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,459 I'll just be leaving. Oh, damn it. 608 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,027 Handle's still broken off. 609 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,996 Uh, just pretend I'm not here. 610 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,631 I'll close my eyes. 611 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:35,335 - I'm hurt that you didn't feel comfortable 612 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,803 telling me about George Kenderson. 613 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,738 - I didn't know how to. 614 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,674 We're not very good at talking about personal matters. 615 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,810 - I'd categorize that as an understatement. 616 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:44,711 - Humor? 617 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,346 - Yes, to alleviate some of the tension. 618 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,647 - It worked. 619 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,748 After your father died, 620 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,050 my personal life was very sad. 621 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,752 I didn't talk to you about it, 622 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,588 because I wanted you to think I was strong. 623 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,491 - And I wanted you to think the same of me. 624 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,527 I guess eventually we stopped talking 625 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,296 about personal matter altogether. 626 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,432 - I think it's time we let each other off the hook. 627 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,635 From now on, I'm going to be 15% more forthcoming 628 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,036 on personal details 629 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:13,039 and 5% more physically affectionate. 630 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,474 - And I will adjust in kind, 631 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,643 while also implementing a 12% increase 632 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,578 in impromptu communication. 633 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,613 - Oh, Raymond. 634 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,382 I love you. 635 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,583 - I love you, too. 636 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,352 - Oh, this is such a beautiful moment. 637 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,587 Are you guys hugging? It feels like a hugging moment. 638 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,831 - In the workplace? - Don't be absurd. 639 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,757 - Stop yelling at me. - I saved the day! 640 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,825 - Not a doctor. - Shh.