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- Ugh, where is this guy?

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Deal was supposed to
go down ten minutes ago.

3
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Stupid criminals have no respect

4
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for the people
trying to bust them.

5
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- Yeah, I really wish
he'd show up.

6
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I gotta go to
the bathroom so bad.

7
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- That's, like,
the third time today, man.

8
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- What is going on with you?
- Oh, Amy freaked out

9
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'cause I told her
I never drink water

10
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so now she's making me drink
eight glasses a day.

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It's, like,
there's water in soda,

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there's water in coffee,

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there's little pools
of water on pizza.

14
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- That's grease, Jake.
- Well, it's wet, isn't it?

15
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- It's our guy.
- Billy Ocampo.

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Deal's going down.
Let's go.

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- All right,
and then we're gonna pee.

18
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- Count.

19
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- NYPD! Freeze!

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- Cops!
- We got a jackrabbit.

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Ah! Damn it.

22
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Ocampo got away.
What happened to him?

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- Dumb-dumb tried
to jump down the stairs.

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Shattered his ankle.
Foot's all floppy.

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- Great, let's get 'em
back to the Nine-Nine,

26
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see if Floppy Foot
and his friend

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know where our man's hiding.

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- They don't know anything.

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They're undercover cops.

30
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- Floppy Foot's a cop?

31
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- Crap, that's Lieutenant
Melanie Hawkins.

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- I know.
- She's literally my hero.

33
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Hello, Lieutenant Hawkins.

34
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- You idiots just ruined
a three-month operation.

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- My name is Detective
Ignatius Pennyfeather IX.

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That's I-G...

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Nacious.

38
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- These two bozos screwed up
a three-month operation.

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- Well, this sucks.

40
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Lieutenant Hawkins is my idol,
and now she hates me.

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- She is so cool.

42
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She's been buried alive
three times.

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I've only been
buried alive once.

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- I heard she doesn't let anyone
take her photograph

45
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so that she can
still go undercover.

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Hey, Rosa, delete all
the pictures you have of me.

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- I don't have any.

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- Not even the
Splash Mountain one?

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Oh. Here comes Holt.

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- Well, Hawkins
is more enraged than ever.

51
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- Why? Ocampo's just
a low-level fence.

52
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- She wanted to use him

53
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to get to the
Golden Gang bank robbers.

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She thinks he's their fence.

55
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- Golden Gang? Damn.

56
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Those guys just hit
a bank in Bushwick,

57
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took 6 mil in diamonds.

58
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- That is a big deal.
- She should be mad at us.

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- You two, get in here.

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- You're in God's hands now.
- Good-bye.

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- You tank the operation,

62
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and you put one of my men
out of commission.

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I am this close to suspending
the both of you.

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- Almost looked like your
fingers were actually touching.

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- We're sorry
our signals got crossed.

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This is everything
we have on Ocampo.

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- Yeah, we've been on his tail
for a while.

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We know everything about him,

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all the way down to
his favorite fro-yo flavor...

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Monkeyberry Marshmallow Blaster.

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- The point is,
we can help you find him.

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- You wanna help?
- Stop looking for Ocampo,

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and stay away from my case.

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- Sounds good.
- We will definitely stop...

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not looking for him.

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We're gonna find Ocampo for her,

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and then she's not
gonna be mad anymore.

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- Dope.
- Dope indeed.

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I swear, I would rather
drink ginger ale, Rosa.

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Honestly! Ginger ale!

81
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- So a guy got stabbed
at 3rd and Union.

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You know what that means.
I got 3rd Street bagels!

83
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- Wow, it's so nice
and surprising

84
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- when somebody thinks of others.
- Nah.

85
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- Scully...
- I was thinking of you.

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I was thinking about
how stupid your face is.

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- That's it!

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I'm licking all these bagels.
You get none!

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- Oh, you think
your spit's gonna stop me?

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Brother, you don't
know me at all.

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- Mmm!
- Ugh, what are we watching?

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- They've been fighting
like little kids all morning,

93
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and I can't get 'em to stop.

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I tried everything,
ordering them to stop and...

95
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Well, that's really all I tried.

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But I'm their superior officer.
That should've worked.

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- Guys, why are you fighting?
- You're best friends.

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- Every Sunday after church,

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Scully and I have
dinner together at Wing Sluts.

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- We know. You get ribs
and White Russians

101
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and watch "Undercover Boss."

102
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- Last night,
Scully said he was sick,

103
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so I went by myself.

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Guess who was there,
healthy as a clam?

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Mr. Liar
and his new tart Cindy Shatz.

106
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What happened to our bro code?

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- Badge before va...
- Hitchcock, no.

108
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- You always get mad
when I spend time with Cindy,

109
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so I lied, because I didn't
want you to throw a fit...

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- Ya cuck.
- You're the cuck, snowflake!

111
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- No, you are!
- Gina, as you know,

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my fountain pen is being
re-nibbed in Germany.

113
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- Yes, it's all
no one is talking about.

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- Due to its absence,
I borrowed Amy's favorite pen,

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and... I lost it.

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- That pen is her best friend.

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I'm not even saying that
as an insult.

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I've heard her say it.
How'd you lose it?

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- I have a COMPSTAT
presentation coming up,

120
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and I was toying with the idea
of using hand gestures,

121
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for emphasis,

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so I went out on the roof
to practice...

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And, ladies and gentlemen,

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violent crime
has gone down by 10 perce...

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Amy is going to be very angry,
maybe even angrier

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than when they added "YOLO"
to the dictionary.

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- You know,
I wouldn't worry about it.

128
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Amy's, like, physically
incapable of being mad at you.

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- I don't think
she'll be disrespectful,

130
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but certainly she'll be upset.

131
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- Ehh... watch this.

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Amy,
someone lost your pen, girl.

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- Gina, you better be joking.

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That pen is my best friend,
and I will straight up...

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- It was Captain Holt.

136
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- Oh, that's fine.
- It's just a pen.

137
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- It's just a pen.

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Hey, so I talked to my C.I.s,

139
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and nobody's heard
anything about Ocampo,

140
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but I talked to Skeezy J,

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who said he's been taking
night classes.

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He wants to be a dietician.
I'm excited for him.

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- Hawkins knows
we're working the case.

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- I highly doubt it.
- What makes you say that?

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- She just called and said,

146
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"Get over here.
I know you're working the case."

147
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- Hmm, so it appears
you were onto something.

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Very good. TouchÃ©.
Well, off to death.

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- This place is awesome.

150
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I've always wanted to work
in a covert facility.

151
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- I know. We're in
a black site, Rosa.

152
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I bet they have
some awesome name for it.

153
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- Welcome to the Slaughterhouse.
- Told ya.

154
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Hey, so listen,

155
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we know you told us
to stop looking for Ocampo,

156
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but we figured
we'd find him for you,

157
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try and make things right.

158
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- It's all good.
- I'm not mad.

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I checked out your files.
You guys do good stuff.

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I think you might be
our best option

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at finding this guy again.
You think you can do that?

162
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- Can a paring knife
remove a human heart

163
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- in under a minute?
- Yes, I've seen it happen.

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- Lucky.

165
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- So why don't you both
come back tomorrow

166
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and we can start
working this together?

167
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And, who knows,
if you find the guy,

168
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I got an open spot on my squad.

169
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Maybe one of you could fill it.

170
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- Or maybe one of us
could fill it.

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- Excuse me?
- What you said... better.

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Rosa, leave now?

173
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This is amazing.

174
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I've always wanted to be
on that squad.

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- Me too. Working with her
would be insane.

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- What do we do?

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I mean, there's only one spot
and the two of us,

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unless one of us
wanted to back off

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because the other said it first.
That seems fair.

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- Look, none of this matters
if we don't find Ocampo.

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Let's just do our jobs,

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and Hawkins will do
whatever she's gonna do.

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Doesn't have to be
a competition, right?

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- Right. Right?
- Right.

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- Right?
- Right.

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Right.

187
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- So based on
these phone records,

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we think Ocampo
is definitely still in Brooklyn.

189
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Is it true

190
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you still have a bullet
lodged in your hip

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from your shootout with
the Canarsie Killer?

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- No.
- Darn.

193
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- It's in my jaw.
- Yes.

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- This is nice work, guys.

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Who figured out
he was cloning his credit card?

196
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- Oh, uh, couldn't tell you.
- I don't know.

197
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- Can't remember.
- Yeah, can't recall.

198
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- We don't really keep score.

199
00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,823
- Yeah, we're super
non-competitive.

200
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- Great.
- So what's our next move?

201
00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,827
How do we find this guy?

202
00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,104
- I say we tap
his brother's phone.

203
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They're tight.
He'll definitely call.

204
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- Jake, you agree?

205
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- Yes, I think
that's a great idea.

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Fully support that.
Totally love it.

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The one thing
I will say, though,

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is, it could take us a while
to get a warrant.

209
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And we know
he's hard up for cash,

210
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and we also know
that's his primary buyer,

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so we could see
what this guy knows.

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- Both smart suggestions.
- I say we do...

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- Peralta's.
- Yes.

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Sorry, it's... muscle spasm.

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- Whatever.

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- Diaz, you ride?

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- Yeah, I got a supercharged R1.
- Engine?

218
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- 4-stroke, in-line four
with dual overhead cams.

219
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- Wow, that's a lot of bike.

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I ride a custom-6
L-capacity superbike.

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- What is that?
- Like, 180 horses?

222
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- 210.
- Purrs like a puma in heat.

223
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- I also ride motorcycles.

224
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- Oh, yeah?
- What do you ride?

225
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- Oh, it's in the shop
right now.

226
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Yeah, the torque felt low,

227
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so I was like,
"Bro, we gots to up the torque."

228
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We all know how it is.

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Anyways, I could talk about
my steel horse all darn day.

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We got work to do.
Rosa.

231
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- Sarge, Hitchcock and Scully
are out of control.

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They got into a fight
over the ranch dressing,

233
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and now it's everywhere.

234
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I figured it out, Boyle.

235
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They've been acting like kids,

236
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so I'm gonna
treat 'em like kids.

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- Ooh, Daddy's gonna dish out
some Daddy discipline.

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As a fellow daddy, I approve.

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- Stop saying "daddy."
- You got it, Papa Bear.

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- Hmm, I actually
kinda like that one.

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Makes me feel strong.

242
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Anyway, I'm gonna take away
something they love

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until they stop fighting.

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- Papa Bear punishment.
- Daddy like!

245
00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:35,649
- Boyle!
- You two, up now!

246
00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,552
I'm taking away the thing
you love most in the world.

247
00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:39,820
Sitting.

248
00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,088
You'll get your chairs back

249
00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,556
when you apologize
to each other.

250
00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,658
- Fine.
- I'm sorry...

251
00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,194
I ever met you, you bald freak!

252
00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:50,564
- Don't you push my desk,
you basic bitch!

253
00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:51,599
- Guys, enough.
- Guys...

254
00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,000
- Freak!
- Biatch!

255
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,713
- Oh, the ranch.
- It's all over the floor.

256
00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,640
- Oh!
- Oh!

257
00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,977
- Ocampo?

258
00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:05,579
Nah, haven't seen him in months.

259
00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,581
- I don't know how to reach him.
- Okay.

260
00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,158
Then I guess we'll just set up
surveillance here full-time.

261
00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,952
I'm sure your shady customers
will love that.

262
00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,988
- Oh, well, I...
- Tell me where he is.

263
00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:17,190
I'm gonna count to three.
There will not be a four.

264
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,159
- Okay, fine,
he was here this morning,

265
00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,161
but I didn't buy anything.

266
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,172
Here, he left this number
in case I change my mind.

267
00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,198
- Uh, thank you.

268
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:28,201
- Here you go, Lieutenant.
- "There will not be a four."

269
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,070
"Die Hard." Nice.

270
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,072
- You like "Die Hard"?
- Best movie ever.

271
00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,707
- Best franchise ever.

272
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,709
I even have the Justin Long one
on Blu-ray.

273
00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,611
- I saw the fifth one
in the theaters.

274
00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,055
- So did I! Wait, there was
only one other person there.

275
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,714
- Was that you?
- Atlantic Avenue?

276
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,158
- No, but that would've been
a cool coincidence.

277
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,652
- I also like "Die Hard."

278
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,887
- Really, Rosa?
- What's your favorite part?

279
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,031
- The shootouts.
- Interesting.

280
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,057
Vague and interesting.

281
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,692
But it's funny
'cause I always thought

282
00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,727
your favorite movies
were made by Nancy Meyers.

283
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,128
- Seriously?
- What? No.

284
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,030
- I hate that crap.
- Really?

285
00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,175
So you hate the one starring
Diane Keaton and John Wick?

286
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,101
- What was it called again?
- I don't know.

287
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,646
- "Something Has to Give"?
- "Something's Gotta Give."

288
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,271
I got ya.

289
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:07,174
- Can I get a trace on
this number right away, please?

290
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,710
- No need.
- We know where Ocampo is.

291
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,244
We got the warrant
for Diaz's tap.

292
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,756
He called his brother
and arranged a meet-up.

293
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,281
It's about to go down.

294
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,959
- So it looks like
my idea worked after all.

295
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:16,950
- Did it, though?
- Yes, it did.

296
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,752
Nice job, Diaz.

297
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,296
Come on, suit up, everyone.
We gotta go right away.

298
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,098
- Sounds good.
- Maybe we should take our bikes.

299
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,191
- Cool idea, but is it
the best move tactically?

300
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,002
- Yes, it is. That way,
we can slip through traffic.

301
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,661
- Totally.
- However, as mentioned,

302
00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,030
my hog is up in the torque shop,

303
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:33,033
just getting...
torqued up the hog,

304
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,769
so we should probably
just share one car over there.

305
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,971
- Ah, I bet you Floppy Foot
will loan you his bike.

306
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,049
- And yet, I don't want to
inconvenience Floppy Foot.

307
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,317
- Sure he wouldn't mind.
- Right.

308
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,976
Even so, it's not like
we have his keys.

309
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,745
- Uh, look at that.
- Let's go.

310
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,213
- You found them.
- That's fun.

311
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,016
I can't wait
to drive this motorcycle

312
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,449
that I definitely
know how to drive.

313
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,090
Too much torque!

314
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,759
Too much torque!

315
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,695
- Santiago, I've been
your CO for four years.

316
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,064
By now, you should be able
to stand up for yourself,

317
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,699
even if that means
telling me off.

318
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,134
- You're right.

319
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,745
Just say the word,
and I will tell you off.

320
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,104
- Okay, tell me off
about losing your pen.

321
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,073
- Oh. Right now?

322
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:17,310
Okay, well, it makes me
feel pretty annoyed.

323
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,247
- Good. Go on.
- It grates my cheese.

324
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:25,085
I mean, it just really
grates my cheese.

325
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,219
Grr!

326
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,288
- Oh, Santiago, you're faking.

327
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,290
- Faking? What?

328
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,726
Uh, did you hear that "grr"?

329
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,161
- Just admit it.

330
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,096
- Okay, fine,
I was faking the whole time,

331
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,107
but I only did it because
I wanted you to enjoy it.

332
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,733
- That ruins it.

333
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,277
I mean, it's supposed to be
good for both of us.

334
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,146
- It was good.
- Just because I didn't get angry

335
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,072
doesn't mean I didn't get
anything out of it.

336
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,841
- Yeah, but the whole point
is for you to get angry.

337
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,010
- Did you even get close?
- Uh...

338
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,012
- What about your last CO?

339
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,114
- Could he make you angry?
- Well, he...

340
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,291
- You know what?
- I don't wanna know.

341
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,785
Don't tell me.
I don't wanna know.

342
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,228
Did you find him?
Where is everybody?

343
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,867
- They already left.
- Ocampo wasn't here.

344
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,859
He must've heard us coming
or something.

345
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,237
- Did you enjoy your ride over?
- I think you know I didn't.

346
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,873
- Well, maybe you shouldn't
have brought up Nancy Meyers.

347
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,832
- Oh, okay,
I see what's happening.

348
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,334
This is a competition.
We're officially competing.

349
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,179
- Oh, yeah, we're competing.
- Fine, then it's on,

350
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,772
and I'm gonna crush you.
Also, I need a ride.

351
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,774
Can I please sit on
the back of your motorcycle?

352
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:21,842
- No.
- Well played.

353
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,176
Looks like I'm gonna find out

354
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,112
if a motorcycle
fits on the subway.

355
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,184
- Ugh, I gotta find Ocampo
before Rosa does.

356
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,153
I'm so wound up!
I can't focus!

357
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,198
- Oh, are you flipping out
about Tiandra getting kicked off

358
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,091
- "So You Think You Can Dance"?
- Definitely not.

359
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,061
- Well, you should be.
- Her Nay Nay was nonpareil.

360
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,163
- I know what's happening.
- I'm finally hydrated,

361
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,098
and it's unlocking
my brain's full potential.

362
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,100
It's too much for me.
I'm "Limitless" -ing.

363
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:49,036
- I don't think
water makes you jittery.

364
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,904
- It does if it's laced
with caffeine.

365
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,077
- You dosed my water?

366
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,146
- You just drank
960 cups of coffee.

367
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,114
- Oh, that esprains
why I no talk butter.

368
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,050
Me having stirk?

369
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,085
Good luck solving that case.

370
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,020
Why would you drink more?

371
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,989
- My brain wants its fast juice.

372
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,925
- Hey.
- Why are you in here?

373
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,169
- I'm hiding from
Hitchcock and Scully.

374
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,028
I can't take anymore.

375
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,865
They got into a meatball fight
at breakfast.

376
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,900
They win.
The bullpen is theirs.

377
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,101
- No way, Papa Bear.

378
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,311
When Nikolaj
and his best friend fight,

379
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,204
I have them do
an activity together,

380
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,306
like a puppy puzzle.
Makes 'em cooperate.

381
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,909
- So are you saying we give
Hitchcock and Scully a case

382
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,277
and make 'em work it together?

383
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,046
- No, no, no, we give them...
- a puppy puzzle.

384
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,216
Now let's go to town on 'em
daddy-style.

385
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,219
All right, I need you guys
to assemble this jigsaw puzzle

386
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,954
for a case I'm working on.

387
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,131
- Why do we have to
do it together?

388
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,958
- Yeah.
- Uh... 'cause?

389
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,194
- Can't argue with that.

390
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,162
- Cooperation
instead of punishment.

391
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,098
Damn, Boyle,

392
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,876
that is some advanced level
parenting right there.

393
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,210
- I learned from the best...
- Thank you.

394
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,103
- Lorelai from "Gilmore Girls."
- Okay.

395
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,981
- I guess being a daddy
just comes naturally to me.

396
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,873
Die!

397
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,308
- Hitchcock, no!
- Die!

398
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,245
- How's it going?

399
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,190
Ah, I noticed your pupils
have stopped pulsating.

400
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,524
- Yeah, because I found
the perfect antidote

401
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,017
to your little prank.

402
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,919
Sure, caffeine speeds you up,

403
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,554
but half-and-half
slows you down.

404
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,995
Ah, dairy.

405
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:25,132
You made one fatal mistake.

406
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,100
You forgot how gross I am.

407
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,202
- Yep. Oh, now feels like
a good time to tell you

408
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,004
I dosed that half-and-half
with caffeine.

409
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,348
- Come on!
- What are you two up to?

410
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,374
- Being normal. Why?
- Not misbehaving. What?

411
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,910
- Huh, Skeezy J just called.
- Oh, did he pass his final?

412
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,979
- No, but he said,
"Ocampo's in a warehouse

413
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,148
on the corner
of Richards and Lefferts."

414
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,285
Uh...

415
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,155
What's wrong, Rosa? Out of gas?

416
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,961
Yeah, it got all in my mouth.
It was horrible.

417
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:57,197
But still not as bad as water.
See ya never!

418
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,100
- What's wrong, Jake?
- Out of steering wheels?

419
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,203
- You know that I am!
- That's okay. I can run too.

420
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,239
Oh, the half-and-half
just met the gasoline.

421
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,175
They're not mixing well.

422
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,950
- Sir, are you all right?

423
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,385
- I failed you, Santiago.

424
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,363
I want my officers to
respect the chain of command,

425
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,389
but I never want anyone
to be so terrified of me

426
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,058
that they repress
basic emotions.

427
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,960
- I'm a terrible captain.
- Stop that.

428
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,234
You are not a terrible captain.

429
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,297
- Santiago, face facts.
- I'm garbage.

430
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:34,201
- No, this is about me
and my issues with authority.

431
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,403
- You've been great.
- Wrong, I've been a disaster.

432
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,314
- I can't believe you would
blame yourself for this.

433
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,173
- How stupid are you?
- So stupid.

434
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,085
- I'm such a stupid head.
- The fact that you think

435
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,411
this has anything
to do with you is insane.

436
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,346
Do you even...
Oh, my God, I'm yelling at you.

437
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,981
- Yes, you are.
- You're in the zone.

438
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,150
- Keep going.
- Oh, okay.

439
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,086
I can't believe you lost my pen.
That was careless and rude!

440
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,255
- And?
- And it was a real jerk move!

441
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,258
- Santiago! You did it!
- And I am so sick of you

442
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,094
playing your damn classical
music in your office all day.

443
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,096
It's too loud!
We can all hear it!

444
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,464
- Okay, well, this has been...

445
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,142
- You shut your mouth
when I'm talking to you.

446
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,068
- Santiago...
- Right, too far.

447
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,237
I'm sorry.
This is all very new for me.

448
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,174
- Son of a bitch.

449
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,175
Where'd you find
a steering wheel?

450
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,077
- I didn't.

451
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,121
I had a Frisbee in the trunk,
and I taped it on.

452
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,379
That's right.

453
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,489
I MacGyvered
the donk out of this thing,

454
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,415
and it worked flawlessly.

455
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,260
Actually, I hit a ton of stuff
on the way over here.

456
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,461
- It was awful.
- Of course you did.

457
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,453
- Yeah.
- Whatever.

458
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,121
This is the warehouse.

459
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,090
Listen, I know
we're competing, but...

460
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,334
- We can't let him get away.
- We should work this together.

461
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,026
- Okay, but the second
that we find him...

462
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,137
- We go back to being
arch rivals.

463
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,029
No two ways about it.

464
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,141
- Yep, I'll boil your flesh
and drink from your skull.

465
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,200
- Yeah, totally.
- I'll do that to you too,

466
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,336
if I win.
We're both lunatics.

467
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,273
NYPD! Down on the ground!

468
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,407
- Ocampo, freeze!

469
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,419
What are you doing?

470
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,188
- He went outside.
- Feels like a setup.

471
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,331
I mean, he could have
opened the door

472
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,690
but stayed inside to trick us.

473
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,258
- No way.
- This guy is not that smart.

474
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,335
We could split up,
follow our hunches.

475
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,694
- Winner takes all.

476
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,298
- Dummy.

477
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,304
NYPD! Put your hands
where I can see them!

478
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,106
Oh, my God.

479
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,315
- Damn it.

480
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,488
You're under arrest.

481
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,333
Also, I'm gonna have to pee
while I hold you at gunpoint.

482
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,637
I've been drinking
so much water.

483
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,396
- Hey.

484
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,640
Before we take Ocampo
over to the Slaughterhouse,

485
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,733
I just wanted to
make sure you were okay,

486
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,669
'cause you are sharpening
that knife very intensely.

487
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,371
- Makes me feel better.

488
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,306
- I'm the same way
with "MAD" magazine

489
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,308
and "Cracked" magazine.
Ah, they're both so good.

490
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,685
Tough to pick.
I mean, "MAD" is the original,

491
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,545
but "Cracked"...
They've always got a take.

492
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,747
- Okay, I'm done.
- Let's go.

493
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,549
- Wait.

494
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,826
Look, I know it sucks
there's only one spot,

495
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,519
but working for Hawkins
is my dream.

496
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,431
I mean, she takes down the
biggest criminals in the city.

497
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,323
- I get it.
- Dude, it's just,

498
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,834
our captain's a man,
our sergeant's a man.

499
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,661
Every superior officer
I've ever had has been a man.

500
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,529
It just seemed cool
to work for a badass woman

501
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,498
like Hawkins for once,
but whatever, I'm good.

502
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,835
Also, I spiked your gum
with caffeine.

503
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,571
- How?

504
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,807
- Face it, Charles,

505
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,442
we couldn't make 'em get along.

506
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,710
We failed as parents.

507
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,679
- Why did I think
I knew what I was doing?

508
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,681
Poor Nikolaj.
His life is ruined.

509
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,450
- My God, you two are fools.

510
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,591
Your folly was in
treating them as children.

511
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,460
- Of course, we should've been
treating 'em like adults.

512
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,828
- No, wrong again.

513
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,597
They're not children.
They're not adults.

514
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,733
They're animals...
Filthy, wild animals...

515
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,502
And they need to be
treated accordingly.

516
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,637
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it right now!

517
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,706
But he won't let me...

518
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:07,380
- You two gonna be friends now?
- No? Okay, fine, yeah.

519
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,383
Who wants a cookie?
Ah, let me hear you apologize.

520
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,652
- I'm sorry.
- Uh, better apology, please.

521
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,721
- I'm sorry for neglecting
our friendship.

522
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,556
- You're my best friend.
- Your turn.

523
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,625
- Well, I'm sorry too.
- You're my best friend.

524
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,460
- Good boys!

525
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,562
Stay.
Stay, stay.

526
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,397
Eat it!

527
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,634
God, I'm gonna make
a great dad someday.

528
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,438
- You got Ocampo?
- Oh, yeah,

529
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,506
and you'll never guess
where we found him.

530
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,775
In the bathroom...
not going.

531
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,777
He was hiding.
I ruined the story.

532
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,513
- Did he give you any info about
the Golden Gang bank robbers?

533
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,790
- No, we thought
we'd leave that to you.

534
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,616
- Well, I appreciate that.

535
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,852
So who found him?

536
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,754
- Who's gonna join my squad?
- Jake.

537
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,889
- Thank you, Rosa,
for introducing me.

538
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,858
Yes, I am Jake,
and I'm announcing that

539
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,561
the person joining your
task force is Detective Diaz.

540
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,596
- What? No, you found him.

541
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,640
- Because you said
we should split up.

542
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,865
It was the correct call.

543
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,667
- Yeah, but you brought him in.
- You won.

544
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,910
- Agree to disagree.
- I say you won.

545
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,670
- I think you won.
- I say you won.

546
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,538
- Dude, you clearly won...
- Shut up!

547
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,774
You've got each other's backs.
I like that.

548
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,610
Loyalty is the most
important thing to me,

549
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,545
so I tell you what I'm gonna do.

550
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,557
How about I'm gonna put you
both on the task force?

551
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,450
- Oh, okay, whatever.
- That works, I guess.

552
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,927
- It's fine idea.
- Not that we really cared.

553
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,696
- I wasn't really listening.
- What are we talking about?

554
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,590
- Ah! We got it!
- Ah!

555
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,526
Wait a minute. Are we hugging?
Have we ever done this before?

556
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,903
- No, and if you tell anyone,
I'll slit your throat.

557
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,696
- Oh.
- Thank you so much, Jake.

558
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,564
- Please.
- I'm just glad you finally

559
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:32,841
get to work for a woman
as badass as you are.

560
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,934
And as a man,
I'd like to apologize

561
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,736
- for my gender's history...
- Don't ruin it.

562
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:37,913
- Okay.
- Come on, I'll buy you a drink

563
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,839
that doesn't have
any pills in it.

564
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,584
- Sounds good, but I wish
you hadn't mentioned liquid.

565
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,818
Now I have to pee.
I promise you

566
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,544
I will never drink water
ever again.

567
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,713
- Thank God.
- It's the worst. BRB.

568
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,821
- Did you tell 'em anything?

569
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,924
- No, they have no idea
what's really going on.

570
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,792
- Pretty.

571
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,794
See how much you can
get me for these, hmm?

572
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,764
Try not to get caught this time.

573
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,733
- Oh, no.

574
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,668
She dirty.

575
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:11,904
- Not a doctor. Shh.

