1 00:00:00,702 --> 00:00:03,483 People have come from all over the city to mourn. 2 00:00:03,639 --> 00:00:05,507 The grief is palpable. 3 00:00:05,575 --> 00:00:06,508 But the lights from these candles 4 00:00:06,576 --> 00:00:08,443 have never shone brighter. 5 00:00:08,511 --> 00:00:11,446 Pizza Rat, dead tonight at the age of four. 6 00:00:11,514 --> 00:00:12,514 Kit. 7 00:00:12,582 --> 00:00:13,915 All right, Haley, thank you for that. 8 00:00:13,983 --> 00:00:15,517 I think it's gonna be a long, sad night for all of us, huh? 9 00:00:15,585 --> 00:00:17,252 2017 strikes again. 10 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,386 Indeed it does. 11 00:00:18,454 --> 00:00:20,255 In other news, we are just days away now 12 00:00:20,323 --> 00:00:23,158 from the start of a trial for NYPD detectives 13 00:00:23,225 --> 00:00:25,126 Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz. 14 00:00:25,194 --> 00:00:26,661 They were arrested two months ago 15 00:00:26,729 --> 00:00:28,363 for a whole string of bank robberies. 16 00:00:28,431 --> 00:00:29,698 The pair are currently out on bail 17 00:00:29,765 --> 00:00:33,335 but, if convicted, face up to 15 years in prison. 18 00:00:33,402 --> 00:00:35,537 Yeah, Anna, these disgraced detectives were apprehended 19 00:00:35,605 --> 00:00:38,440 after a months-long investigation by hero cop 20 00:00:38,507 --> 00:00:40,108 Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins. 21 00:00:40,176 --> 00:00:41,276 They're guilty. 22 00:00:41,344 --> 00:00:43,111 Super duper guilty. 23 00:00:43,179 --> 00:00:45,213 While there is little to no public information 24 00:00:45,281 --> 00:00:47,515 about Detective Diaz, Channel 12 25 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:49,818 has learned this isn't the first time 26 00:00:49,885 --> 00:00:52,320 Peralta has been on the wrong side of the law. 27 00:00:52,388 --> 00:00:54,556 We just uncovered cell phone footage 28 00:00:54,624 --> 00:00:56,825 from a Criss Angel magic show. 29 00:00:56,892 --> 00:00:58,360 I just want to know how he did it. 30 00:00:58,427 --> 00:01:00,128 He's a mind freak! 31 00:01:00,196 --> 00:01:01,296 A mind freak! 32 00:01:01,364 --> 00:01:04,299 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com - 33 00:01:21,717 --> 00:01:23,518 Okay, update on our trial prep. 34 00:01:23,586 --> 00:01:25,487 This is our lawyer, Samuel Miller, 35 00:01:25,554 --> 00:01:27,489 who, in many ways, is in charge of our defense. 36 00:01:27,556 --> 00:01:28,590 In every way. 37 00:01:28,658 --> 00:01:29,624 Well, "many" is part of "every." 38 00:01:29,692 --> 00:01:30,492 I'm facing 15 years in prison. 39 00:01:30,559 --> 00:01:31,593 st let me have this. 40 00:01:31,661 --> 00:01:34,496 Okay. So, prosecution's case is strong. 41 00:01:34,563 --> 00:01:36,531 You two were caught red-handed robbing a bank 42 00:01:36,599 --> 00:01:39,334 by one of the NYPD's most esteemed detectives 43 00:01:39,402 --> 00:01:41,236 in front of two dozen eyewitnesses. 44 00:01:41,303 --> 00:01:43,204 Right, but can't Captain Holt just testify 45 00:01:43,272 --> 00:01:44,339 he knew you were trying to 46 00:01:44,407 --> 00:01:45,674 take down Hawkins from the inside? 47 00:01:45,741 --> 00:01:47,008 Unfortunately, no. 48 00:01:47,076 --> 00:01:48,510 Legally you can't testify for your best friend. 49 00:01:48,577 --> 00:01:49,611 - That's not a law. - No? 50 00:01:49,679 --> 00:01:50,945 - Sam? - Not a law. 51 00:01:51,013 --> 00:01:52,414 Well, point is, he didn't deny we're best friends. 52 00:01:52,481 --> 00:01:53,548 The investigation was off the books. 53 00:01:53,616 --> 00:01:55,517 There's no evidence proving it even existed. 54 00:01:55,584 --> 00:01:57,218 Doesn't matter anyway. We don't need your testimony, 55 00:01:57,286 --> 00:01:59,354 because we have... the meat fork. 56 00:01:59,422 --> 00:02:00,355 What? 57 00:02:00,423 --> 00:02:01,890 Our two-pronged defense. 58 00:02:01,957 --> 00:02:03,892 Not unlike a fork you would use to flip a steak on a grill. 59 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:04,926 It's a meat fork! 60 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:06,361 Sam, explain the meat fork to them. 61 00:02:06,429 --> 00:02:08,229 Again, "meat fork" is fun, 62 00:02:08,297 --> 00:02:09,297 but under no circumstances should 63 00:02:09,365 --> 00:02:10,298 anyone say that in court. 64 00:02:10,366 --> 00:02:11,366 We have it if we need it. 65 00:02:11,434 --> 00:02:12,367 Tell them about the first prong. 66 00:02:12,435 --> 00:02:13,702 We have airtight alibis 67 00:02:13,769 --> 00:02:15,437 for the other three bank robberies 68 00:02:15,504 --> 00:02:16,905 you all are accused of. 69 00:02:16,972 --> 00:02:18,440 Yes, I pulled time sheets, witness statements, 70 00:02:18,507 --> 00:02:19,574 and security footage. 71 00:02:19,642 --> 00:02:20,975 We can show that both of you weren't present 72 00:02:21,043 --> 00:02:23,278 at any of the other robberies, except... 73 00:02:23,345 --> 00:02:25,613 March 12th. Still not sure where Rosa was. 74 00:02:25,681 --> 00:02:26,648 And you never will be. 75 00:02:26,716 --> 00:02:28,216 Okay, reminder: privacy is cool, 76 00:02:28,284 --> 00:02:29,317 but if you don't tell us, 77 00:02:29,385 --> 00:02:31,319 we're gonna go to jail for a long time. 78 00:02:31,387 --> 00:02:32,654 Fine. 79 00:02:32,722 --> 00:02:34,255 I was at a "La La Land" sing-along. 80 00:02:34,323 --> 00:02:35,390 Really? 81 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:36,558 - What's that? - Enough. 82 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:38,393 - Just move on to the next prong. - Yep. 83 00:02:38,461 --> 00:02:40,662 Prosecution claims you stole $26 million, 84 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:42,664 but they can't trace that money to you in any way. 85 00:02:42,732 --> 00:02:44,933 Yeah, I have negative $73 in my bank account. 86 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,101 Ba-boom! 87 00:02:46,168 --> 00:02:47,268 I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you 88 00:02:47,336 --> 00:02:48,269 at the same time. 89 00:02:48,337 --> 00:02:49,471 Yeah, that's my sweet spot. 90 00:02:49,538 --> 00:02:50,472 Okay, so that's where we stand. 91 00:02:50,539 --> 00:02:51,940 Are there any questions or comments? 92 00:02:52,007 --> 00:02:53,508 Yes, there's something I'd like to say. 93 00:02:54,810 --> 00:02:55,777 Don't lose. 94 00:02:55,845 --> 00:02:57,612 Thought that was gonna be longer. 95 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,414 - I loved it. - It was perfect. 96 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:02,250 Hey, Boyle. How you doing there, bud? 97 00:03:02,318 --> 00:03:03,952 I'm fine. I'm great. 98 00:03:04,019 --> 00:03:05,420 Well, I hear your mouth say that, 99 00:03:05,488 --> 00:03:07,589 but the rest of your head is telling a different story. 100 00:03:07,656 --> 00:03:09,290 Feels like the stress of the upcoming trial 101 00:03:09,358 --> 00:03:10,391 is starting to get to you. 102 00:03:10,459 --> 00:03:11,960 Oh, is this about my hair turning white? 103 00:03:12,027 --> 00:03:13,495 Yes, definitely. 104 00:03:13,562 --> 00:03:15,530 It's not just the head hair. 105 00:03:15,598 --> 00:03:17,499 It's all of it. 106 00:03:17,566 --> 00:03:19,667 All. Of. It. 107 00:03:19,735 --> 00:03:20,769 I get it. 108 00:03:20,836 --> 00:03:21,703 It's like an Eagles concert down there. 109 00:03:21,771 --> 00:03:22,737 Nothing but whites. 110 00:03:22,805 --> 00:03:24,606 Understood. You got white pubes. 111 00:03:24,673 --> 00:03:26,307 There's no need to stress out. 112 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:27,542 The lawyer's very confident. 113 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:28,676 Not good enough. 114 00:03:28,744 --> 00:03:30,278 I need to do everything I can to save Jake. 115 00:03:30,346 --> 00:03:31,980 Charles, you're falling apart. 116 00:03:32,047 --> 00:03:33,615 And that's not helping anyone. 117 00:03:33,682 --> 00:03:34,983 You need to get your crap in order. 118 00:03:35,050 --> 00:03:40,622 Okay, you're right. I'll take a nap. 119 00:03:40,689 --> 00:03:43,491 I'll eat. I'll dye my pubes. 120 00:03:43,559 --> 00:03:44,526 You can dye all your hair. 121 00:03:44,593 --> 00:03:47,328 No. There's no time. 122 00:03:47,396 --> 00:03:50,031 Hey. Big day. How you feeling? 123 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:51,232 Good. Good. 124 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,467 I was just working on my innocent face. 125 00:03:52,535 --> 00:03:53,635 Check it out. 126 00:03:53,702 --> 00:03:55,336 "I'm a nice boy." 127 00:03:55,404 --> 00:03:56,337 Oh, no. I don't think that's doing 128 00:03:56,405 --> 00:03:57,372 what you want it to at all. 129 00:03:57,439 --> 00:03:59,340 Oh. Well, it doesn't matter, 130 00:03:59,408 --> 00:04:00,475 because my normal face is my innocent face, 131 00:04:00,543 --> 00:04:01,576 because I'm innocent. 132 00:04:01,644 --> 00:04:03,645 I know. I just hope the jury knows too. 133 00:04:03,712 --> 00:04:04,746 Should we talk about what happens 134 00:04:04,814 --> 00:04:06,414 if they somehow find you guilty? 135 00:04:06,482 --> 00:04:07,415 That's not happening. 136 00:04:07,483 --> 00:04:08,550 But what we should talk about 137 00:04:08,617 --> 00:04:09,984 is how we're gonna celebrate when I win. 138 00:04:10,052 --> 00:04:12,520 I'm thinking we take a trip to Paris or London, Rome, 139 00:04:12,588 --> 00:04:13,555 anywhere Jason Bourne 140 00:04:13,622 --> 00:04:14,756 has driven a car down some stairs. 141 00:04:14,824 --> 00:04:16,724 Paris sounds fun. Or we could just go 142 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:18,092 somewhere we could actually afford. 143 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,093 Oh, we can afford it. 144 00:04:19,161 --> 00:04:20,495 Don't forget I robbed a bank. 145 00:04:20,563 --> 00:04:22,697 I'm sitting on $26 million, baby! 146 00:04:22,765 --> 00:04:23,698 Excuse me? 147 00:04:23,766 --> 00:04:24,699 Oh! He's just kidding. 148 00:04:24,767 --> 00:04:25,700 Yeah, I'm innocent. 149 00:04:25,768 --> 00:04:26,835 You'll see when we get in there. 150 00:04:26,902 --> 00:04:29,070 Nice talking to you, Judge. 151 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:30,505 Okay, you ready? 152 00:04:30,573 --> 00:04:31,706 Yeah. 153 00:04:33,742 --> 00:04:34,709 I love you. 154 00:04:34,777 --> 00:04:36,511 I know. Han Solo. 155 00:04:36,579 --> 00:04:37,612 Love you too. 156 00:04:38,914 --> 00:04:40,348 You got this. 157 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:43,518 You got this. 158 00:04:43,586 --> 00:04:44,786 You got this. 159 00:04:45,821 --> 00:04:47,589 - Charles, you're... - In a wheelchair, yep. 160 00:04:47,656 --> 00:04:49,557 My back gave out when I was dyeing my pubes. 161 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:51,125 I was only halfway done. 162 00:04:51,193 --> 00:04:52,527 I'm like Cruella de Vil down there. 163 00:04:52,595 --> 00:04:53,828 Okay, well, 164 00:04:53,896 --> 00:04:55,597 I need to go be on trial for bank robbery now, 165 00:04:55,664 --> 00:04:56,798 so maybe we can talk about this later? 166 00:04:56,866 --> 00:04:58,867 Oh, right. Good luck. 167 00:04:58,934 --> 00:04:59,868 Good luck to you. 168 00:04:59,935 --> 00:05:01,069 - About the... - Yes. 169 00:05:01,136 --> 00:05:02,403 Thank you. 170 00:05:02,471 --> 00:05:03,504 Okay. 171 00:05:04,773 --> 00:05:06,875 Psst! Hey, Jake. 172 00:05:06,942 --> 00:05:07,876 I got you. Don't worry about it. 173 00:05:07,943 --> 00:05:09,077 Really? How? 174 00:05:09,144 --> 00:05:11,546 Among my many, many, many skills, 175 00:05:11,614 --> 00:05:12,881 I'm fluent in face. 176 00:05:12,948 --> 00:05:14,415 I can tell you what the jury's thinking 177 00:05:14,483 --> 00:05:15,550 at any given moment. 178 00:05:15,618 --> 00:05:17,752 I see an eyebrow twitch, I'm like, "Oh." 179 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:19,721 If their cheek has a certain tension, 180 00:05:19,788 --> 00:05:21,422 okay, that leads me a different way. 181 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:22,857 Watch this. 182 00:05:22,925 --> 00:05:25,627 Scully, you're wondering if anyone can smell your fart. 183 00:05:25,694 --> 00:05:28,162 The answer, my brother, is yes. 184 00:05:28,230 --> 00:05:29,430 She's a witch. 185 00:05:29,498 --> 00:05:30,732 What'd I tell you, boy? Trust me. 186 00:05:30,799 --> 00:05:32,600 - I got you. - Okay. 187 00:05:32,668 --> 00:05:33,635 - Hey. - Hey. 188 00:05:33,702 --> 00:05:35,670 I like your stupid courtroom clothes. 189 00:05:35,738 --> 00:05:36,838 Thanks. 190 00:05:36,906 --> 00:05:37,839 I like your stupid courtroom clothes. 191 00:05:37,907 --> 00:05:40,108 Thank you. 192 00:05:40,175 --> 00:05:41,676 You know, if you had asked me back at the Academy 193 00:05:41,744 --> 00:05:43,578 where I wanted to be in 12 years, 194 00:05:43,646 --> 00:05:44,779 I definitely would have said right here. 195 00:05:44,847 --> 00:05:46,581 Same. 196 00:05:46,649 --> 00:05:47,582 Great. 197 00:05:47,650 --> 00:05:48,750 So it all worked out. 198 00:05:48,817 --> 00:05:50,118 End of story. 199 00:05:50,185 --> 00:05:52,787 All rise for the honorable Judge Marinovich. 200 00:05:52,855 --> 00:05:54,489 Please. You may be seated. 201 00:05:54,556 --> 00:05:55,690 Court is in session. 202 00:05:55,758 --> 00:05:57,158 Now, Miss Crunder, you were in the bank 203 00:05:57,226 --> 00:05:58,459 at the time of the holdup. 204 00:05:58,527 --> 00:05:59,761 Did you see the robbers' faces? 205 00:05:59,828 --> 00:06:00,762 Plain as day. 206 00:06:00,829 --> 00:06:01,763 They're sitting right there. 207 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:02,897 Let the record show, 208 00:06:02,965 --> 00:06:04,866 she's pointing at Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz. 209 00:06:04,934 --> 00:06:07,468 Okay, the jurors found that super compelling. 210 00:06:07,536 --> 00:06:08,603 Just an update. 211 00:06:08,671 --> 00:06:10,038 Thanks, Gina. 212 00:06:10,105 --> 00:06:11,639 So, like, you're not making a good first impression. 213 00:06:11,707 --> 00:06:12,640 Right. Thank you. 214 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:13,641 No doubt. 215 00:06:14,944 --> 00:06:17,178 Hey. Don't worry. We got this. 216 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:18,246 We still have our alibis. 217 00:06:18,314 --> 00:06:19,847 We weren't at the first three robberies. 218 00:06:19,915 --> 00:06:21,783 Sure, they weren't at the first three robberies. 219 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:23,551 But that's just so they'd have airtight alibis. 220 00:06:23,619 --> 00:06:24,619 Uh-oh. 221 00:06:24,687 --> 00:06:25,620 They were only at the last robbery 222 00:06:25,688 --> 00:06:26,621 'cause we were short on manpower. 223 00:06:26,689 --> 00:06:28,156 Our other two guys disappeared. 224 00:06:28,223 --> 00:06:29,524 I think those bastards killed them. 225 00:06:29,591 --> 00:06:30,525 - Come on. - What? 226 00:06:30,592 --> 00:06:31,793 Objection. Conjecture! 227 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:33,661 Sustained. Sorry, you say it. 228 00:06:33,729 --> 00:06:34,796 Sustained. 229 00:06:34,863 --> 00:06:35,930 We both sounded equally authoritative. 230 00:06:35,998 --> 00:06:37,165 Prong one's not looking so great. 231 00:06:37,232 --> 00:06:38,700 Well, that's why we have second prong. 232 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:39,801 They can't tie us to the money. 233 00:06:39,868 --> 00:06:42,637 Just this morning, my team uncovered 234 00:06:42,705 --> 00:06:44,505 two accounts from the Cayman Islands 235 00:06:44,573 --> 00:06:46,808 controlled by Diaz and Peralta 236 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:50,645 containing $26 million between them. 237 00:06:50,713 --> 00:06:51,813 It's okay. 238 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,214 She has no proof. 239 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:55,183 These are the original applications 240 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:58,219 for the accounts signed by Diaz and Peralta. 241 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,188 This is the affidavit from the bank manager 242 00:07:00,255 --> 00:07:02,724 identifying them as the owners of the account, 243 00:07:02,791 --> 00:07:05,560 and these are the deposit slips for the entire amount. 244 00:07:05,627 --> 00:07:06,594 Oh, no. Rosa, 245 00:07:06,662 --> 00:07:07,595 we don't have any more prongs. 246 00:07:07,663 --> 00:07:08,596 We're prongless. 247 00:07:08,664 --> 00:07:09,764 Oh, and one more thing. 248 00:07:09,832 --> 00:07:10,832 They're guilty. 249 00:07:10,899 --> 00:07:12,100 No, we are not. 250 00:07:12,167 --> 00:07:13,835 Please don't address the jury, Mr. Peralta. 251 00:07:13,902 --> 00:07:15,737 But... but... but... 252 00:07:15,804 --> 00:07:18,006 One more "but," and you will be in contempt. 253 00:07:18,073 --> 00:07:19,540 "One more 'but' and you're contempt," 254 00:07:19,608 --> 00:07:20,675 name of your sex tape. 255 00:07:21,626 --> 00:07:23,281 Okay, I know it looks bad. 256 00:07:23,384 --> 00:07:25,319 But it also looked bad for Liam Neeson in "The Grey." 257 00:07:25,386 --> 00:07:27,254 He got torn up by wolves in that movie. 258 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,255 That's how it ends? 259 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:29,356 Oh, man. That is depressing. 260 00:07:29,424 --> 00:07:31,158 Why would someone make a movie about that? 261 00:07:31,225 --> 00:07:32,225 Okay, here's how the jury's feeling 262 00:07:32,293 --> 00:07:33,727 from left to right, I to R: 263 00:07:33,795 --> 00:07:36,263 not a fan of Jake, not of a fan of Rosa, 264 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,165 not a fan of me, bathroom incident... 265 00:07:38,232 --> 00:07:39,533 We get it. They all hate us. 266 00:07:39,601 --> 00:07:40,734 In toto, yes. 267 00:07:40,802 --> 00:07:42,536 Some good news. I spoke to the judge, 268 00:07:42,604 --> 00:07:45,238 and he's giving us an extra day to review the new evidence. 269 00:07:45,306 --> 00:07:46,406 What are they gonna find in one day? 270 00:07:46,474 --> 00:07:48,408 Face it, man, we are going to jail. 271 00:07:48,476 --> 00:07:50,410 We might as well start hiding razor blades under our tongues. 272 00:07:50,478 --> 00:07:52,746 Here. You can have one of mine. 273 00:07:52,814 --> 00:07:54,214 How long has that been in there? 274 00:07:54,282 --> 00:07:55,582 - Since grade school. - Yeah, that checks out. 275 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:57,084 No one's going to jail. We're gonna work this case, 276 00:07:57,151 --> 00:07:58,185 and we're gonna find something. 277 00:07:58,252 --> 00:07:59,319 You're not gonna sit back 278 00:07:59,387 --> 00:08:00,754 and resign yourselves to your fates. 279 00:08:00,822 --> 00:08:01,888 You're gonna take action. 280 00:08:01,956 --> 00:08:03,790 Now, Hawkins can destroy your alibis 281 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,425 and put money in your accounts... 282 00:08:05,493 --> 00:08:06,560 Wait, sir. 283 00:08:06,628 --> 00:08:08,362 I think Hawkins just made her first mistake. 284 00:08:08,429 --> 00:08:09,563 What are you talking about? 285 00:08:09,631 --> 00:08:10,664 Well, the money that she put into our accounts 286 00:08:10,732 --> 00:08:12,799 didn't just appear out of thin air, right? 287 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,768 Right. It was transferred in from somewhere. 288 00:08:14,836 --> 00:08:16,303 We just have to trace it back to its source. 289 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,105 Which would be Lieutenant Hawkins. 290 00:08:18,172 --> 00:08:19,306 But those are offshore accounts. 291 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,507 We can't subpoena them. 292 00:08:20,575 --> 00:08:21,441 So we need to break in to the bank's computers. 293 00:08:21,509 --> 00:08:22,442 We need a hacker. 294 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:23,443 Does anyone know a hacker? 295 00:08:23,511 --> 00:08:24,444 Boyle does. 296 00:08:24,512 --> 00:08:25,779 I'm Boyle! 297 00:08:25,847 --> 00:08:27,447 I get to help! 298 00:08:27,515 --> 00:08:28,482 Oh, my God. 299 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,817 I can feel my legs again. 300 00:08:32,854 --> 00:08:34,087 I can walk. 301 00:08:34,155 --> 00:08:35,455 Yes! It's a miracle kind of. 302 00:08:35,523 --> 00:08:37,124 See? When the Nine-Nine 303 00:08:37,191 --> 00:08:38,291 puts our brains together, we can achieve anything. 304 00:08:38,359 --> 00:08:40,293 Hey, we should team up and rob banks for real! 305 00:08:40,361 --> 00:08:42,462 You should stop talking in the hallway. 306 00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:44,464 Yep, copy that. Nice to see you. 307 00:08:44,532 --> 00:08:45,465 Okay, Boyle, 308 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:46,700 tell us about your hacker. 309 00:08:46,768 --> 00:08:48,301 Okay, he goes by the handle "Pandemic," 310 00:08:48,369 --> 00:08:50,237 and there's not a network he can't crack. 311 00:08:50,304 --> 00:08:51,471 He's a phantom, a ghost. 312 00:08:51,539 --> 00:08:53,840 And only I know where to find him. 313 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,308 Welcome to Hey, Hey, It's Wednesday's! 314 00:08:55,376 --> 00:08:57,310 where it's never the weekend. 315 00:08:57,378 --> 00:08:59,112 Be right with ya. 316 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:00,514 Are you sure about this hacker, Charles? 317 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:02,249 I'm not getting a strong "Mr. Robot" vibe 318 00:09:02,316 --> 00:09:03,250 from this place. 319 00:09:03,317 --> 00:09:04,351 Yeah, that's because the only thing 320 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,820 Pandemic loves more than hackin' computers 321 00:09:06,888 --> 00:09:09,356 is hackin' into a big old fried onion. 322 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,524 Oh, there he is. 323 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:13,460 Hey guys, welcome to the Quarantine. 324 00:09:13,528 --> 00:09:15,162 Help yourselves to some potstickers. 325 00:09:15,229 --> 00:09:16,229 Best eaten when hot. 326 00:09:16,297 --> 00:09:17,531 No thanks. Here are the account numbers 327 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,299 for the bank where the money showed up. 328 00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:20,600 Now, we're in a real hurry. 329 00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:22,269 You think you can trace it back to its source? 330 00:09:22,336 --> 00:09:23,870 Are you questioning my abilities? 331 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,939 Watch this. What's your name? 332 00:09:26,007 --> 00:09:28,141 - Why do you need... - Terrence Vincent Jeffords. 333 00:09:28,209 --> 00:09:29,376 Wait. What's happening? 334 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:30,377 You're getting hacked, bro. 335 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,645 That's what's happening. 336 00:09:31,713 --> 00:09:33,180 - Don't do that. - I'm in your home computer. 337 00:09:33,247 --> 00:09:34,414 You are? Get out. 338 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,383 You got a lot of songs by Natalie Imbruglia. 339 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,351 Uh, I bought those back in the '90s. 340 00:09:38,419 --> 00:09:39,419 Nope. Downloaded on Thursday. 341 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:42,189 Okay, now watch the Pandemic spread. 342 00:09:42,256 --> 00:09:44,624 There's a document in here that looks to be fan fiction 343 00:09:44,692 --> 00:09:46,393 for the show "Madam Secretary." 344 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,627 Oh, Sarge, I didn't know 345 00:09:47,695 --> 00:09:49,529 you were a fan of the Madam. 346 00:09:49,597 --> 00:09:51,231 The show leaves Terry wanting more. 347 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,632 I'm just filling in the gaps! 348 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,301 Now get to hacking. 349 00:09:54,368 --> 00:09:56,870 Guys, I think I found something. 350 00:09:56,938 --> 00:09:58,004 Is it my heart medicine? 351 00:09:58,072 --> 00:09:59,639 My doctor said that if I miss even one dose, 352 00:09:59,707 --> 00:10:00,907 I could have a massive stro... 353 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,642 No, Scully, this is important. 354 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:04,311 I was going through the arrest reports 355 00:10:04,378 --> 00:10:05,879 filed by everyone in Hawkins' squad. 356 00:10:05,947 --> 00:10:07,147 We already went over these. 357 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,882 Right, but there was one guy we didn't flag 358 00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:10,317 because he was never the arresting officer: 359 00:10:10,384 --> 00:10:11,885 Detective Matthew Langdon. 360 00:10:11,953 --> 00:10:13,420 I think something went down between him and Hawkins. 361 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,188 Well, he had a stellar 14-year career 362 00:10:15,256 --> 00:10:16,490 Before joining Hawkins's squad. 363 00:10:16,557 --> 00:10:20,260 Then, three months later, he quit the force entirely. 364 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,195 He didn't just quit. He disappeared. 365 00:10:22,263 --> 00:10:23,530 No tax records. No known address. 366 00:10:23,598 --> 00:10:25,499 His wife filed a missing persons report. 367 00:10:25,566 --> 00:10:28,201 But after doing some incredible sleuthing, 368 00:10:28,269 --> 00:10:29,669 I think I figured out where he is. 369 00:10:29,737 --> 00:10:31,204 Ames, how would you like to take 370 00:10:31,272 --> 00:10:32,572 a romantic trip to the town of... 371 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,940 "Horseditch, Pennsylvania"? 372 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:34,941 Ooh. 373 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,009 The Paris of the mud belt? 374 00:10:36,077 --> 00:10:37,010 Oui, oui. 375 00:10:37,078 --> 00:10:38,278 Wee-wee. 376 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,279 Anyway, it's huge stakes. 377 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,347 We should get going. 378 00:10:40,414 --> 00:10:41,548 Good luck. 379 00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:43,083 Has anyone seen Diaz? 380 00:10:43,151 --> 00:10:44,384 She's supposed be looking into the first two bank robberies. 381 00:10:44,452 --> 00:10:45,585 I saw her outside the courthouse. 382 00:10:45,653 --> 00:10:47,587 She gave me her jacket 383 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:49,256 and her motorcycle helmet. 384 00:10:49,323 --> 00:10:50,924 Why would she give you her favorite jacket? 385 00:10:50,992 --> 00:10:52,726 Because I'm a rebel, and we're in love. 386 00:10:52,794 --> 00:10:54,027 Doi. 387 00:10:57,331 --> 00:10:58,532 Diaz, I've been calling you. 388 00:10:58,599 --> 00:10:59,599 Why weren't you answering your phone? 389 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:00,934 Don't have it. 390 00:11:01,002 --> 00:11:01,735 I charged it and stuck it on a truck headed west. 391 00:11:01,803 --> 00:11:03,003 What's with the suitcase? 392 00:11:03,005 --> 00:11:03,937 - Going to Malaysia. - You're going to Malaysia? 393 00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:05,253 No, the suitcase is going to Malaysia. 394 00:11:05,339 --> 00:11:06,039 I'm getting on a bus to Florida. 395 00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:07,073 What's in Florida? 396 00:11:07,141 --> 00:11:08,275 Airport. I'm flying to Argentina. 397 00:11:08,342 --> 00:11:09,609 - This is very complicated. - Thank you. 398 00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:10,744 Adrian has a ranch in the Andes 399 00:11:10,812 --> 00:11:12,112 where he goes when he's on the run. 400 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,447 He's already there, getting rid of the scorpions. 401 00:11:14,515 --> 00:11:16,283 adding more scorpions. 402 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:17,751 I don't know. The reception was real bad. 403 00:11:17,819 --> 00:11:19,286 Diaz, I know you're scared, 404 00:11:19,353 --> 00:11:20,387 but things are starting to turn around. 405 00:11:20,454 --> 00:11:21,621 We're on the money trail, 406 00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:23,256 and we just found a new lead. 407 00:11:23,324 --> 00:11:24,624 With all due respect, sir, 408 00:11:24,692 --> 00:11:26,593 both you and I know that none of that is gonna pan out. 409 00:11:26,661 --> 00:11:28,428 And you said yourself I should take action. 410 00:11:28,496 --> 00:11:30,297 So I am, in Argentina, 411 00:11:30,364 --> 00:11:31,731 surrounded by scorpions. 412 00:11:31,799 --> 00:11:32,966 Or not surrounded by scorpions. 413 00:11:33,034 --> 00:11:33,967 I'll find out when I get there. 414 00:11:34,035 --> 00:11:35,669 Look. I know you're innocent, 415 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,637 but fleeing the country is a crime. 416 00:11:37,705 --> 00:11:39,272 I could arrest you right here. 417 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,507 Do it then. 418 00:11:42,543 --> 00:11:44,010 I didn't think so. 419 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,581 The mortgage is paid off. 420 00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:48,982 You can give the place to whoever you want. 421 00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:50,083 I don't care. 422 00:11:52,486 --> 00:11:54,321 Actually, I do care. 423 00:11:54,388 --> 00:11:56,056 Don't give it to Hitchcock. 424 00:11:57,859 --> 00:12:00,660 I'll have the Mid-Week Potato Leak soup, 425 00:12:00,728 --> 00:12:02,295 and he'll have a "There's Work Tomorrow 426 00:12:02,363 --> 00:12:04,130 So Be Cool Frozen Margarita." 427 00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:06,299 Who are you? 428 00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:07,734 You can call me Nightmare. 429 00:12:07,802 --> 00:12:09,603 But for check writing purposes, it's Jennifer Huggins. 430 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:11,004 The bank's encryption turned out to be 431 00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:12,439 more secure than I thought, 432 00:12:12,506 --> 00:12:13,440 so I had to bring in a friend. 433 00:12:13,507 --> 00:12:15,508 Just tell us if this is impossible. 434 00:12:15,576 --> 00:12:16,676 We don't have a lot of time to waste, 435 00:12:16,744 --> 00:12:19,012 and we've been here, like, five hours already. 436 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,314 Huh. You don't think I can do this? 437 00:12:21,382 --> 00:12:22,515 Is it because I'm a woman? 438 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:23,717 No, no, I didn't say that. 439 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,318 - I think women are amazing. - Thank you. 440 00:12:25,386 --> 00:12:26,519 And now I'm about to hack your world 441 00:12:26,587 --> 00:12:28,054 into pieces, old man. 442 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,222 That'll show you. 443 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,457 No. Just do the thing with the bank. 444 00:12:30,524 --> 00:12:32,025 - That'll show me. - Whoa. 445 00:12:32,093 --> 00:12:34,461 Looks like someone was a catalog model in Japan. 446 00:12:34,528 --> 00:12:36,029 Whoa! Those boots. 447 00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:37,063 That slicker. 448 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,632 The no pants. 449 00:12:38,699 --> 00:12:40,700 Who's the target audience for these pics, Sarge? 450 00:12:40,768 --> 00:12:42,135 I was a starving student. 451 00:12:42,203 --> 00:12:44,337 Terry needed the yen! 452 00:12:44,905 --> 00:12:47,039 Babe, are you sure we're in the right place? 453 00:12:47,107 --> 00:12:48,841 This looks like where they shot "The Village." 454 00:12:48,909 --> 00:12:50,309 Amy, don't say things like that. 455 00:12:50,377 --> 00:12:51,878 You're gonna scare me. You know that. 456 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,313 I think Langdon's wife's been secretly visiting him. 457 00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:56,649 She posted a photo in March of a snowstorm, 458 00:12:56,717 --> 00:12:58,551 but there was no snow in New York. 459 00:12:58,619 --> 00:13:01,554 The picture was geotagged right... 460 00:13:01,622 --> 00:13:02,855 here. 461 00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:04,590 "Flaxton Hill Farms." 462 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,993 Check it out. There's a car in the driveway. 463 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,261 Somebody's home. 464 00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:11,998 Matthew Langdon? Are you there? 465 00:13:12,065 --> 00:13:14,333 We'd like to talk to you about Melanie Hawkins. 466 00:13:15,636 --> 00:13:16,869 Whoa! 467 00:13:16,937 --> 00:13:17,837 Don't shoot! 468 00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:19,672 But seriously, don't. Don't shoot. 469 00:13:22,222 --> 00:13:25,011 If I were you I'd turn around and start walking. 470 00:13:25,199 --> 00:13:28,468 Because in about three seconds, I'm gonna start shooting. 471 00:13:28,536 --> 00:13:30,303 Oh, God. He did the gun cock. 472 00:13:30,371 --> 00:13:31,338 This is escalating much too quickly, 473 00:13:31,406 --> 00:13:32,372 and three seconds is not enough time... 474 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,473 - Jake... - Right, focus. Sorry. 475 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:35,475 Sir, we know you worked with Hawkins. 476 00:13:35,543 --> 00:13:36,476 Did she send you here? 477 00:13:36,544 --> 00:13:37,477 - No. - No. 478 00:13:37,545 --> 00:13:38,912 We're not with her. 479 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,147 We're like the opposite of that. 480 00:13:40,214 --> 00:13:41,148 She set me and my friend up. 481 00:13:41,215 --> 00:13:42,149 We could go to jail. 482 00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:43,917 Why should I believe you? 483 00:13:43,985 --> 00:13:45,986 Look, if you let me slowly reach into my jacket pocket, 484 00:13:46,054 --> 00:13:47,287 there's an article open on my phone 485 00:13:47,355 --> 00:13:50,157 that will explain everything. 486 00:13:50,224 --> 00:13:53,160 That's a video of a monkey humping a frog. 487 00:13:53,227 --> 00:13:54,161 What? 488 00:13:54,228 --> 00:13:55,495 Oh. That's my bad. 489 00:13:55,563 --> 00:13:57,497 It was a long ride up here, and I got bored. 490 00:13:57,565 --> 00:13:59,166 Here. Close that tab. 491 00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:00,133 That's the article. 492 00:14:00,201 --> 00:14:01,168 Hawkins ran you out of New York 493 00:14:01,235 --> 00:14:02,402 and took away your life. 494 00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:04,938 If you help us, maybe we can help you get it back. 495 00:14:05,006 --> 00:14:07,007 Fine. I'll talk to you, 496 00:14:07,075 --> 00:14:09,342 but you gotta follow me; I gotta go feed the hogs. 497 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,343 Oh, my God, what are you gonna feed them? 498 00:14:10,411 --> 00:14:11,344 Is it us? 499 00:14:11,412 --> 00:14:12,345 Corn. 500 00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:13,580 Hmm, corn. 501 00:14:13,648 --> 00:14:15,515 Maize, as there was at the first Thanksgiving. 502 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:16,516 - Jake. - Right. 503 00:14:16,584 --> 00:14:17,517 Let's go talk. 504 00:14:17,585 --> 00:14:19,152 All right, guys. 505 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,420 Let's order a round of "Hey, Hey, 506 00:14:20,488 --> 00:14:22,089 It's Light Beer, Light Beer" and get into it. 507 00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:23,356 Um, who is this guy? 508 00:14:23,424 --> 00:14:25,025 These offshore banks are incredibly secure, 509 00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:26,526 so we needed more manpower. 510 00:14:26,594 --> 00:14:28,195 But what makes you think that he would be... 511 00:14:28,262 --> 00:14:30,363 Charles, don't talk. 512 00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:31,431 Do not challenge 513 00:14:31,499 --> 00:14:34,201 this very capable gentleman in any way. 514 00:14:34,268 --> 00:14:35,202 Just let him get to work. 515 00:14:35,269 --> 00:14:36,636 Okay, thanks. 516 00:14:36,704 --> 00:14:38,538 So you understand we're not questioning your ability at all. 517 00:14:38,606 --> 00:14:39,840 Of course not. 518 00:14:39,907 --> 00:14:41,541 But I don't know you guys, so just to be safe, 519 00:14:41,609 --> 00:14:44,211 I did dig up some dirt on you to use as blackmail 520 00:14:44,278 --> 00:14:45,545 in case things go south. 521 00:14:45,613 --> 00:14:47,013 On both of us? 522 00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:48,115 - Just Terry Jeffords. - Yup. 523 00:14:48,182 --> 00:14:50,150 Or should I say Sir-Dance-A lot? 524 00:14:50,218 --> 00:14:51,218 Oh, come on! 525 00:14:51,285 --> 00:14:52,753 Turn the volume up! 526 00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:55,188 Mommy can't hear us in Da Bassment. 527 00:14:55,256 --> 00:14:57,224 Oof. At's embarrassing. 528 00:14:57,291 --> 00:15:00,527 Sarge, you gotta scrub-a-dub-dub that profile. 529 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:03,230 Oof. It's pungent out here. 530 00:15:03,297 --> 00:15:04,464 It's so weird how food smells so good 531 00:15:04,532 --> 00:15:06,133 but farms smell so bad. 532 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,168 Yeah, I think that every day. 533 00:15:08,236 --> 00:15:09,536 So... Hawkins? 534 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:12,405 I caught her taking payoffs from a gang leader. 535 00:15:12,473 --> 00:15:14,207 When I confronted her about it, 536 00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:16,576 she said I could disappear or she'd kill me. 537 00:15:16,644 --> 00:15:18,078 I see why you chose pig farming. 538 00:15:18,146 --> 00:15:19,146 It's better than death. 539 00:15:19,213 --> 00:15:20,413 Not during the spring thaw. 540 00:15:20,481 --> 00:15:22,482 Why? Does it smell even worse somehow? 541 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,351 I was talking about the noises. 542 00:15:24,418 --> 00:15:26,086 It's pig mating season. 543 00:15:26,154 --> 00:15:28,255 What does that sound like, a bunch of wet bagpipes? 544 00:15:28,322 --> 00:15:29,389 That's exactly it. 545 00:15:29,457 --> 00:15:31,558 - Oh. Nailed it. - Hey. Yeah. 546 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,459 The worst part about it is, 547 00:15:32,527 --> 00:15:34,427 I had to leave my wife behind. 548 00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:37,264 If Hawkins knew we were still together, 549 00:15:37,331 --> 00:15:38,598 I'm afraid she'll kill her. 550 00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,167 If you testify to this in court, 551 00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:43,236 it would back up everything Jake and Rosa are saying. 552 00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:44,638 It could sway the jury. 553 00:15:44,705 --> 00:15:46,573 You could take Hawkins down and get your life back. 554 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:51,111 I've tangled with her enough to know that she always wins. 555 00:15:51,179 --> 00:15:52,245 So it's a no. 556 00:15:52,313 --> 00:15:54,214 Come on. You're our last chance. 557 00:15:54,282 --> 00:15:55,415 I can't help you. 558 00:15:55,483 --> 00:15:57,184 That's final. 559 00:15:57,251 --> 00:15:58,385 Oh, my God. 560 00:16:03,191 --> 00:16:04,324 Is this seat taken? 561 00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:06,593 You really gonna do this, Diaz? 562 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,295 My name is Rachel Weinstein. 563 00:16:08,362 --> 00:16:10,463 I am a graduate student on sabbatical to study birds 564 00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:12,399 at the University of Buenos Aires. 565 00:16:12,466 --> 00:16:13,600 You know, Cornell has a far better 566 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,235 ornithology department, 567 00:16:15,303 --> 00:16:17,070 and it's right here in New York. 568 00:16:17,138 --> 00:16:18,605 Cornell has accused me of robbing a bank 569 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,640 and is gonna send me to jail for 15 years. 570 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:21,675 I guess we're dropping the metaphor. 571 00:16:21,742 --> 00:16:22,742 I don't know why you're here. 572 00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:23,643 You're not gonna change my mind. 573 00:16:23,711 --> 00:16:25,612 I know. 574 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,214 I just wanted to say good-bye. 575 00:16:27,281 --> 00:16:28,481 Okay. Good-bye. 576 00:16:28,549 --> 00:16:29,683 I hope you know your family's gonna miss you. 577 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,651 I don't care. I barely speak to them. 578 00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:34,154 I was talking about the Nine-Nine. 579 00:16:34,222 --> 00:16:36,189 Be safe, Rachel Weinstein. 580 00:16:40,494 --> 00:16:42,562 I guess now we have to actually talk about 581 00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:44,497 what happens if the jury finds me guilty. 582 00:16:44,565 --> 00:16:46,166 They still might not. 583 00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:47,334 We could still go to Paris. 584 00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:49,169 Forget Paris. 585 00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:50,570 Billy Crystal. Nailed it. 586 00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:51,571 I'll wait for you. 587 00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:52,672 And I'll keep fighting for you 588 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:55,175 and so will everyone at the Nine-Nine. 589 00:16:55,243 --> 00:16:58,311 We'll do whatever it takes. 590 00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:00,113 I love you. 591 00:17:00,181 --> 00:17:01,248 I love you. 592 00:17:01,315 --> 00:17:02,449 Okay. 593 00:17:02,516 --> 00:17:04,184 Let's go back to New York. 594 00:17:04,252 --> 00:17:05,285 You can choose the music. 595 00:17:05,353 --> 00:17:07,120 Just put on anything by Enya. 596 00:17:07,188 --> 00:17:09,322 No, not anything. "Orinoco Flow." On repeat. 597 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,690 Okay. 598 00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:11,758 Wait. 599 00:17:14,328 --> 00:17:15,362 I'm coming with you. 600 00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:17,130 You are? You'll testify? 601 00:17:17,198 --> 00:17:18,698 Hawkins has cost me and my wife 602 00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:20,600 too many years of happiness. 603 00:17:20,668 --> 00:17:22,702 I'm not gonna let her do the same to you. 604 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,537 Thank you so much. 605 00:17:24,605 --> 00:17:25,639 Well, I'm gonna grab my stuff, 606 00:17:25,706 --> 00:17:27,540 and I'll get a few CDs. 607 00:17:27,608 --> 00:17:29,175 Hope you like Enya. 608 00:17:30,045 --> 00:17:33,082 Matthew Langdon, you and I are vibing so hard! 609 00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:40,350 Where are Jack and Rosa? 610 00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:41,337 I don't know. 611 00:17:41,405 --> 00:17:42,338 I'm getting worried, 612 00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:43,339 because the jury's getting restless, 613 00:17:43,407 --> 00:17:44,574 especially juror number 4. 614 00:17:44,642 --> 00:17:46,242 She'd rather be in Lake Havasu 615 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,543 with her new boyfriend, Derek. 616 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:48,878 I didn't get that from her face. 617 00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:51,180 I was eavesdropping by the vending machine, so... 618 00:17:51,248 --> 00:17:52,649 I just got a text from Peralta. 619 00:17:52,716 --> 00:17:54,350 - He's a few minutes away. - And Diaz? 620 00:17:54,418 --> 00:17:56,052 Perhaps a bit more than a few minutes away. 621 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,487 - I think there's a chance... - I'm here! 622 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,588 Sorry, traffic was a nightmare 623 00:17:58,656 --> 00:18:00,556 coming back from Philadelphia... 624 00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:02,492 cheesesteak restaurant. 625 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,060 They do breakfast. It checks out. 626 00:18:04,128 --> 00:18:05,595 Okay. 627 00:18:08,399 --> 00:18:09,632 So what happened? 628 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,567 I guess I wasn't ready to say good-bye to my family. 629 00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:14,404 Good. 630 00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:16,539 Neither were we. 631 00:18:16,607 --> 00:18:18,608 Now what I'm picking up on is just a genuine moment 632 00:18:18,676 --> 00:18:21,511 of friendship and respect. 633 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,579 And now I'm feeling like 634 00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:25,515 you wish I would stop analyzing you 635 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,317 'cause I'm ruining the moment. 636 00:18:28,686 --> 00:18:29,619 But you guys are so cute. 637 00:18:29,687 --> 00:18:30,853 I love you. 638 00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:33,556 All rise for the honorable Judge Marinovich. 639 00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:35,525 Please, be seated. The court is in session. 640 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:37,293 Counselor, where is Mr. Peralta? 641 00:18:37,361 --> 00:18:38,528 Objection! 642 00:18:48,706 --> 00:18:50,373 Mr. Peralta, 643 00:18:50,441 --> 00:18:52,475 what is the meaning of this? 644 00:18:52,543 --> 00:18:54,644 Your Honor, I'd like to call a surprise witness. 645 00:18:54,712 --> 00:18:56,112 You're not an attorney. 646 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:58,448 Right. Sam, call a surprise witness. 647 00:18:58,515 --> 00:19:00,283 Okay. Uh... 648 00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:02,485 We'd like to call a surprise witness. 649 00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:04,420 The jury's like, "Oh, snap, a twist." 650 00:19:04,488 --> 00:19:05,455 Like, they love twists. 651 00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:07,490 Any great trial has a twist. 652 00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:08,558 I'm getting worried. 653 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,692 We're running out of time. 654 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,427 It's fine. This place is open 24-5. 655 00:19:11,495 --> 00:19:13,129 Only closed on weekends. 656 00:19:13,197 --> 00:19:14,464 Such a strange theme for a restaurant. 657 00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:16,132 Agreed. But that's not what I meant. 658 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,500 Did you guys find anything yet? 659 00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:19,402 Yes. Terry made a sizable purchase 660 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,437 at an Etsy store that sells anklets for men. 661 00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:23,473 Sharon thinks they're sexy. 662 00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:25,475 Oh, come on! Focus on the case, man. 663 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:26,642 Hey, hey, hey! I'm in! 664 00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:28,478 Can you state your name for the record? 665 00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:30,346 My name is Matthew Langdon. 666 00:19:30,414 --> 00:19:32,315 Mr. Langdon, do you know Melanie Hawkins? 667 00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:37,186 Yes. I worked for her for three months in 2010. 668 00:19:37,254 --> 00:19:38,454 And you are a retired... 669 00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,623 NYPD detective, correct? 670 00:19:40,691 --> 00:19:42,158 Yes, I served for 14 years. 671 00:19:42,226 --> 00:19:43,259 Gotcha! 672 00:19:44,828 --> 00:19:46,195 Sorry. 673 00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:47,497 Proceed. 674 00:19:47,564 --> 00:19:48,531 The money that was deposited 675 00:19:48,599 --> 00:19:49,499 was routed through five banks. 676 00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:51,534 Now, I can't link it to Hawkins, 677 00:19:51,602 --> 00:19:54,170 but the original transfer came from this shell corp. 678 00:19:54,238 --> 00:19:55,505 - Huh. - Doesn't ring a bell. 679 00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:56,672 I'll text the squad, 680 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:58,307 see if anyone recognizes it. 681 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,676 "Flaxton Hill Holdings." 682 00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,280 "Flaxton Hill"? 683 00:20:04,348 --> 00:20:05,314 Oh, no. 684 00:20:05,382 --> 00:20:07,617 Flaxton Hill Farms. 685 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:08,785 Jake! Jake! Jake! 686 00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:09,852 This was a mistake. 687 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,187 We have to get Langdon off the stand now. 688 00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:12,321 What? Why? 689 00:20:12,389 --> 00:20:13,389 And how would you describe the Lieutenant? 690 00:20:13,457 --> 00:20:14,390 He works for Hawkins. 691 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:16,192 He put the money in the accounts. 692 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,360 Oh, no. 693 00:20:17,428 --> 00:20:18,661 Melanie Hawkins 694 00:20:18,729 --> 00:20:21,330 was the most honorable cop I ever worked with. 695 00:20:21,398 --> 00:20:23,533 And the only reason that I'm here 696 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,735 is because of that man, Jake Peralta. 697 00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:31,207 He offered me $300,000 to lie and say that she set 'em up. 698 00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:35,478 Okay, okay, this is bad. This is really bad. 699 00:20:35,546 --> 00:20:38,214 But just remember, we are not going to jail. 700 00:20:38,282 --> 00:20:40,216 We didn't do it. We're innocent. 701 00:20:40,284 --> 00:20:41,250 Guilty. 702 00:20:41,318 --> 00:20:42,518 On all charges. 703 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,754 Oh. 704 00:20:44,822 --> 00:20:46,422 Guilty. 705 00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:47,723 Very cool. 706 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:50,393 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 707 00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:53,814 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 708 00:20:53,816 --> 00:20:56,955 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 709 00:20:57,780 --> 00:20:58,780 Cool. 710 00:21:00,836 --> 00:21:02,103 Fremulon. 711 00:21:02,773 --> 00:21:04,774 - Not a doctor. - Shh!