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Just eating butter like
a Popsicle, huh, Boyle?

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Yeah, I know, I'm spoiling myself,

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but I'm depressed. Or
have you forgotten

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that Jake, my best
friend, is in prison?

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- Wait, Jake's in prison?
- Yeah!

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He and Rosa were framed for
a bunch of bank robberies

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by Lieutenant Hawkins.

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Oh, right. And where's Gina?

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On maternity leave! We were
all at her baby shower

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- last week.
- Okay.

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And why am I bleeding?

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I don't know, Hitchcock.

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Oh, so you don't have all the answers.

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I'm bleeding because my piece-of-crap

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son-in-law bit me.

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Look, we all miss Jake and Rosa,

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which is why we have to
keep working the case.

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There has to be some
way to exonerate them.

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I've been looking, but
I can't find anything

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- and I don't know what to do.
- "I can't find anything

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and I don't know what to do":

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- title of your sex tape.
- What is happening

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- right now?
- They caught Hawkins

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trying to flee the country.

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She confessed to everything,

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- and they let me out.
- Oh, my God,

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Jake, is it really you?
Are you really here?

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You know it, baby.

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But first... I gotta
hug my best friend.

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- Yeah.
- What?

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Welcome back, Peralta.

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I just heard from the mayor.

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To apologize for what happened to you,

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they're sending you to Disney World.

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You and one male guest.

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As long as I don't have to go
on any of the scary rides.

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- I'd just go for the shows.
- Yeah!

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Boyle, Boyle, Boyle!

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Boyle, Boyle, Boyle!

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Boyle!

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Were you dreaming about Jake again?

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Why did you wake me up?

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I told you never to wake me up!

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- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Wake up! Rise and shine!

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Good morning, Caleb.

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You woke up happy for once.

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You're damn right I did.
It's visiting day.

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It's visiting day!

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Happy visiting day.

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Happy visiting day, Tommy. You excited

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for the family to come?
Tino, is Maria on her way?

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Miguel, happy visiting day...

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And he hung himself. Oh, my God.

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Guard! Guard!

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- Hi, hey.
- Hi.

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Oh, man, three weeks is way too long

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- between visits.
- I know, I'm so sorry.

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It's been so hard to get down
to South Carolina between

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work and spending every
free minute on your case.

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All right, that's enough touching.

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You used all
the touching time, Amy.

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I get 100% of the
goodbye touching time.

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- 100%.
- So, Charles, I gotta ask:

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- what's going on with your hair?
- Well, it turned white

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from the stress, but I
didn't want you to worry,

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so I dyed it back to my normal color

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with a splash of Batali.
Do you like it?

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So, how's my case going?
Have you found anything

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on Hawkins? I've been
working it in here.

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You know, when no one's watching.

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In my cell. At night. In the dark.

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I guess I've been mostly
thinking about it.

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We're tracking her 24/7.

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You know, watching her men,
combing her old files,

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but she's done a great job
at covering her tracks.

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We will find something, babe.

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I swear. Don't give up hope, okay?

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How are they treating you?
Are you safe?

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Yeah, I'm in protective custody

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because everyone in gen pop hates cops.

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I'm not really sure why.
Something about us

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locking them in cages

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and letting the world pass them by.

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So, it sounds

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like you're isolated and
haven't had any chance

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- to make new friends.
- Well, my cellmate,

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- Caleb, is okay.
- Just remember he's in prison.

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No matter how small the
crime, people don't change

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and don't deserve second chances.

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Charles, relax. I'm not
gonna replace you.

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Trust me, all I've been thinking about

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is when you guys are
gonna get down here.

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And now you are, and
we can finally talk.

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There's an incident

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in the yard. We're going into lockdown.

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- Inmates, line up.
- No.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I have 50 more minutes. I need this.

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- Back to your cells right now.
- No!

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My touching time.

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Sarge, Captain. Oh, you
guys brought Hitchcock.

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Uh, no, we just bumped
into him in the lobby.

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- We don't know why he's here.
- Jenny, baby!

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I love what prison's
doing to your figure.

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Okay. So, how's prison?

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Nobody likes cops in here, so
I had to earn their respect

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by starting a bunch of riots.
Got thrown in solitary

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for a week. What's going
on with your face?

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I hate seeing you like this,
so I'm flexing my eyes

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real hard to keep from crying.

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It's okay, we can still
have a normal conversation.

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So... how's the food?

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Pay no attention to him, Rosa.
He's very emotional, Rosa.

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Why are you saying my first name?

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Well, Rosa, I read an article
in a medical journal

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that said one destabilizing aspect

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of incarceration is the
constant dehumanization,

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Rosa. You need to be reminded

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that you're more than
just a number, Rosa.

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You are Rosa... Rosa.

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- Yup, that fixes prison.
- Is there anything we can do

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to help you? Anything you need done

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- on the outside?
- No, I'm good.

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- It's not a problem.
- Rosa.

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- We're here for you.
- Rosa.

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- Whatever you need.
- Rosa.

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Okay, I'll come up with a list.

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The alarm went off before
we could even talk.

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Aw, that's too bad, bud.

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But at least you have
people that wanna come

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and visit you. My family hasn't been

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to see my since my trial.
You eat nine people

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and all of the sudden they "don't know

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who you are anymore."

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Wait... what?

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Did you say "eat people"?
Are you a cannibal, Caleb?

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Well, that's not how I
would define myself.

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If we're going by what I'm
most passionate about,

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I would say that I'm a woodworker.

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Why did you think I was
in protective custody?

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I don't know, I guess I
hoped you were another cop

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wrongly convicted of
crimes you didn't commit.

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Nope, I did all my stuff and more.

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There's tons they can't
even trace to me.

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The secret is eating the evidence.

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Okay, this is just great.
I don't see anyone

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from the outside for
another three weeks

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and my only friend here is a cannibal.

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Woodworker. Look, if you really wanna

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talk to people on the outside,

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- just get a cell phone.
- Yeah, that'd be great,

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- but it's illegal, right?
- There's this guy

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in gen pop... Romero.
He can smuggle anything

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into this place: phones, drugs,

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- big bag of hair.
- Why would you want that?

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You know what? Don't tell me.

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The less I know about you, the better.

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Okay, let's find this Romero guy.

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Right now? I really wanna chomp down

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- on this meat.
- Caleb...

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This is scary.

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I don't like being so near gen pop.

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It's fine. It's not like they're

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all waiting for an
opportunity to kill us.

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I'm sure some of them
are actually nice,

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like this gentle giant here.

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Hello, sir, what brings
you to the fence today?

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Just here to stab you
if you get too close.

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Neat. Caleb, remind me

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not to stand too close to the fence.

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Will do. Oh, here's Romero.

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So, what's up? You need
another bag of hair?

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- Yeah.
- No.

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We'll talk later. Same order, though.

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I hear you're the man to talk to

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- about getting a cell phone.
- I am.

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But it'll cost you. Phone's 100.

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- $100? That's no problem.
- I got no use

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for cash. I want 100 soups.

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- Soups?
- Yeah, ramen.

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They're like a major currency in here.

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Really? That is very surprising.

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You can't smoke anymore,

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so ramen has replaced cigarettes.

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- NPR did a big thing on it.
- I thought they sold ramen

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- at the prison commissary.
- I don't want commissary soups,

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- you stupid little bitch boy.
- Okay, that's fair.

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- I deserve that.
- I want flavors

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you can only get on the outside...

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Chili-lime shrimp,
southwestern chicken...

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- Street flavors.
- Picante beef.

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Oh, that's my favorite.

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Get me picante beef, bitch boy.

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Okay, so I just get some ramen

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and then I get a cell phone.
Prison is easy.

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You stood too close

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- to the fence.
- Yeah, I know, Caleb!

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Captain, Diaz sent us a list of favors

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she needs us to do for her.
She didn't hold back.

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First, she wants us to
move all her furniture

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- into storage.
- Okay.

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- Then file her taxes for her.
- Really?

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And then she wants us
to type up and email

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these letters to Pimento in Argentina.

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- Are they sexual in nature?
- Crazy sexual.

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But we can't say no. She's behind bars

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- and we made a promise.
- Right. You're right.

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Oh, also, she's worried
about her motorcycle

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sitting idle, so she
wants us to take it out

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once a day. Here.

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I think you should do this.
You're more the biker type.

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I've seen you use a
toothpick in public.

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Motorcycles are death machines.

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I have three kids. I'm not risking it.

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Are you saying my life matters less

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because I don't conform

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to society's heteronormative,
child-centric ideals?

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Are you really playing
the gay card right now?

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Yas, queen.

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Thanks for coming down again.

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- What's going on at work?
- Not much.

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I'm investigating a
big-time money launderer.

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Moves tons of cash... under the table.

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It was stressful, because
the brass got involved,

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so there were a lot of
eyes on the operation.

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But in the end, they
gave us room to work.

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Well, sounds like it was a
very successful operation.

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Here you go, bro.

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- 105 picante beef.
- Great.

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I'll keep five packs for myself.

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What do you want me
to do with the rest?

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Thanks for the soups.
Here's your cell phone.

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Thank you. And by the way,

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as someone who's eaten a
lot of ramen in his life,

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here's a tip: leave a
few noodles uncooked

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and then sprinkle them on top
afterwards like a garnish.

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Gives you an extra
little fun bonus crunch.

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Ha-ha!

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Saw you coming that time.

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Like who's got prison all figured...

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He threw the shiv.

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You can't do that!

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I can't believe
I'm hearing your voice.

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I know. It's so amazing.

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And now every day can
be like visiting day,

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and we can just talk about
whatever, whenever...

248
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Jake, Jake, Jake,
Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake.

249
00:09:05,709 --> 00:09:08,113
- I gotta go.
- Jake?

250
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,583
Hey, warden. What's up?

251
00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,252
What the hell are these? I found them

252
00:09:11,286 --> 00:09:13,624
- doing a sweep of your bunks.
- Oh, uh...

253
00:09:13,659 --> 00:09:15,762
- we got those at the commissary.
- Picante beef.

254
00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:17,264
You think I don't know

255
00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:18,668
that picante beef is a street flavor?

256
00:09:18,702 --> 00:09:20,538
I was being kind to you
by putting you two

257
00:09:20,572 --> 00:09:22,307
in protective custody,
but if you're gonna

258
00:09:22,342 --> 00:09:25,280
bring contraband into my
prison and flaunt my rules,

259
00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:26,617
pack your bags.

260
00:09:26,651 --> 00:09:28,487
- You're going to gen pop.
- Gen pop?

261
00:09:28,522 --> 00:09:30,323
But my tough prison beard
hasn't fully grown in yet.

262
00:09:30,358 --> 00:09:31,527
Just give me six or seven more years.

263
00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:37,086
I can't believe we're going to gen pop.

264
00:09:37,121 --> 00:09:39,559
A cop and a cannibal?

265
00:09:39,593 --> 00:09:41,395
Everybody's gonna be trying to kill us.

266
00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:43,132
I know. What are we gonna do?

267
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,502
You're a psychopath. You
can protect us in there,

268
00:09:44,536 --> 00:09:46,305
right? I mean, you killed and ate

269
00:09:46,339 --> 00:09:47,975
- a bunch of people.
- They were children, Jake.

270
00:09:48,009 --> 00:09:50,414
Weak little children.
One conk on the head

271
00:09:50,448 --> 00:09:52,350
- was all it took.
- Damn it.

272
00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,956
I can't believe I'm friends
with a cowardly cannibal.

273
00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:57,160
Here she comes. Big smiles.

274
00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,268
- Hey, Rosa.
- Hey. How's my bike?

275
00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:02,972
Great. It actually was a lot of fun

276
00:10:03,006 --> 00:10:04,875
to ride... once I got the hang of it.

277
00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:10,621
And you were able to finish
everything on my list?

278
00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:12,223
It wasn't too much, was it?

279
00:10:12,257 --> 00:10:13,994
- No.
- Not at all.

280
00:10:14,028 --> 00:10:16,466
If anything, you didn't
ask enough of us.

281
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,903
Great, 'cause I thought
of a few more things.

282
00:10:18,938 --> 00:10:21,174
Oh, were you able to send
that email to Adrian?

283
00:10:21,209 --> 00:10:22,377
Oh, yes, he wrote back right away.

284
00:10:22,412 --> 00:10:24,381
It wasn't as graphic as I feared.

285
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,186
He wrote the number eight...

286
00:10:27,221 --> 00:10:30,326
equal sign, equal sign,
equal sign, equal sign,

287
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:36,038
equal sign, equal sign,
equal sign, capital D...

288
00:10:36,072 --> 00:10:38,042
oh. I see what this is.

289
00:10:38,076 --> 00:10:39,377
- This is a...
- Yup.

290
00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:41,281
Cream turkey.

291
00:10:41,315 --> 00:10:43,218
You know, what I could
really go for is...

292
00:10:43,253 --> 00:10:45,356
- People potpie?
- First of all, Jake,

293
00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:47,393
great alliteration. Second of all,

294
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,097
just because I was
arrested for cannibalism

295
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:51,101
doesn't mean that all I
like to eat is people.

296
00:10:51,135 --> 00:10:53,707
I was gonna say "a chicken burrito."

297
00:10:53,741 --> 00:10:58,082
- Man, my cousin was so tasty.
- Oh, come on.

298
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,952
Oop... hello.

299
00:10:59,986 --> 00:11:01,956
You're gonna die in here, cop.

300
00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:07,300
- What's up, Caleb?
- 'Sup, Chico?

301
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,672
It's so crazy. They hate you so much,

302
00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:13,980
- they don't even care about me.
- Yeah, congratulations.

303
00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:15,751
I think I'm gonna need to join a gang.

304
00:11:15,785 --> 00:11:17,621
And that way I'll have protection

305
00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:19,458
- and no one will mess with me.
- I don't know, man.

306
00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:21,462
- Joining a gang is not that easy.
- It would be for me.

307
00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:24,100
I once took a seminar on
how to ace job interviews,

308
00:11:24,135 --> 00:11:26,304
- and I'm really good at them.
- Really?

309
00:11:26,339 --> 00:11:29,310
- This I've gotta see.
- Hey, everyone, I'm Jake.

310
00:11:29,345 --> 00:11:31,348
Thank you so much for
sitting down with me.

311
00:11:31,382 --> 00:11:33,152
I just need a moment of your time,

312
00:11:33,186 --> 00:11:35,222
and then you can get back
to watching your stories.

313
00:11:35,257 --> 00:11:36,826
What can I tell you about myself?

314
00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,330
Well, I'm hardworking,
incredibly motivated.

315
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,502
I can make a shiv out of anything.

316
00:11:41,537 --> 00:11:44,174
I am deceptively athletic. I'm
not sure if your gang likes

317
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,679
to play B-ball out in the
yard, but I can dunk.

318
00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:48,382
Oakley...

319
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,687
And I'm just super excited to join...

320
00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:53,225
- What are you guys called again?

321
00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:56,699
cool.

322
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:58,736
Well, I am excited to join...

323
00:12:02,144 --> 00:12:03,746
I can't believe I went 0 for 16.

324
00:12:03,781 --> 00:12:06,384
I got rejected by my safety gang.

325
00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,222
I'm gonna die in here.

326
00:12:08,256 --> 00:12:09,758
Well, there is one more option,

327
00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:11,629
but it's a long shot.
Remember that guy Romero

328
00:12:11,663 --> 00:12:13,633
who you got the cell phone from?
If you got in good

329
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,238
with his crew, nobody
would dare touch you.

330
00:12:16,272 --> 00:12:18,576
But he is real scary and crazy.

331
00:12:18,611 --> 00:12:20,447
Okay, and how anti-Semitic is he?

332
00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:24,320
- Average?
- Then let's give it a shot!

333
00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:27,628
So, Picante Beef, I hear you wanna be

334
00:12:27,662 --> 00:12:29,665
- part of my crew.
- Not ideally the nickname

335
00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:31,334
I would've chosen for myself, but yes,

336
00:12:31,369 --> 00:12:32,838
I think I could be of help to you.

337
00:12:32,872 --> 00:12:34,942
Do you know how long I've
been in this prison?

338
00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:38,148
17 years!

339
00:12:38,182 --> 00:12:39,818
- Well, you look great.
- And not once,

340
00:12:39,853 --> 00:12:42,491
- in all of that time, Beefy...
- It's just "Beefy" now?

341
00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:45,697
Have I ever seen anything
as disrespectful

342
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:49,170
as a cop coming into my prison

343
00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:51,308
telling me how to eat my soups!

344
00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:55,517
But damn!

345
00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:58,456
Crumbling the noodle on
top gives it an extra

346
00:12:58,490 --> 00:12:59,692
little crispity-snap!

347
00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:01,829
I was blown away. Wasn't I, Tank?

348
00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:03,700
Hasn't stopped talking about it.

349
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:05,804
Come here, Beef Baby!

350
00:13:08,544 --> 00:13:10,480
Great. So, does this mean

351
00:13:10,514 --> 00:13:13,218
- that I'm part of the crew?
- Nobody can touch you now.

352
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,490
Wow, guess all it took
was the ramen tip.

353
00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:16,926
Actually, you gotta do
one more thing for me

354
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,863
- to close the deal.
- Absolutely no problem.

355
00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:20,867
Actually, I have a great
idea for a ramen dessert.

356
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:24,675
- You make it with Jell-O mix.
- I need you to kill a guard.

357
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:26,912
Oh... okay. Great.

358
00:13:26,947 --> 00:13:28,683
Cool-cool-cool-cool, cool-cool-cool.

359
00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:31,354
Beef Baby's out for blood.

360
00:13:31,389 --> 00:13:32,491
So...

361
00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:36,926
Okay, this guard you
gotta kill, Wilsom...

362
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,385
Oh, I'd rather not know his name.

363
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,535
It's Alan Wilson. He's
got a three-year-old,

364
00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:41,862
Dexter. They call him Dex.

365
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,632
Cool. I'm not worried at all

366
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,096
about little Dex. I'm
sure he'll be fine.

367
00:13:45,112 --> 00:13:46,481
- I mean, I grew up without a dad.
- Yeah?

368
00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:48,183
- Me too.
- So did I.

369
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,352
See? And we're all doing great.

370
00:13:49,475 --> 00:13:51,210
Can I ask what this Wilson did

371
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:52,613
- to deserve this?
- He beat the crap out of me.

372
00:13:52,647 --> 00:13:54,282
- How?
- More importantly, he keeps

373
00:13:54,317 --> 00:13:56,454
interfering with my business interests.

374
00:13:56,489 --> 00:13:57,790
But it's about my thing too, right?

375
00:13:57,824 --> 00:13:59,192
Of course.

376
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:04,202
How are you gonna do it? Shiv
him, shank him, stab him?

377
00:14:04,237 --> 00:14:06,373
Are those different?

378
00:14:06,408 --> 00:14:08,712
Oh, boy. Should I be asking

379
00:14:08,746 --> 00:14:10,649
- someone else to do this?
- No, no, no, no.

380
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,318
It's fine. I'm gonna
prove myself to you.

381
00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:15,291
But what if instead of killing Wilson,

382
00:14:15,325 --> 00:14:16,961
we get him fired? That
way, you don't have

383
00:14:16,996 --> 00:14:18,397
another man's death on your conscience.

384
00:14:18,432 --> 00:14:19,734
Yeah, that doesn't bother me.

385
00:14:19,768 --> 00:14:21,336
No, of course not. Why would it?

386
00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:22,973
But if we murder him, there's gonna be

387
00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:24,610
an investigation, and that
could bring a lot of heat

388
00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:26,346
- down on you, you know?
- I can see that.

389
00:14:26,381 --> 00:14:27,683
But that's not how we usually
do things around here.

390
00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:29,352
Sure, but you know what else

391
00:14:29,387 --> 00:14:30,989
you didn't used to do around here...

392
00:14:31,024 --> 00:14:32,960
Sprinkle uncooked noodles
on top of your ramen.

393
00:14:37,804 --> 00:14:39,874
You're right. You're right.

394
00:14:39,908 --> 00:14:42,011
You've earned the benefit of the doubt.

395
00:14:42,046 --> 00:14:43,982
You have 24 hours, Beef Baby.

396
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,386
- Jake.
- Beef Baby.

397
00:14:46,422 --> 00:14:47,556
- Jake.
- Beef Baby.

398
00:14:47,591 --> 00:14:48,725
- Jake.
- Beef Baby.

399
00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:49,894
- Jake.
- Beef Baby.

400
00:14:49,928 --> 00:14:51,698
- Jake.
- Beef. Baby!

401
00:14:53,736 --> 00:14:55,338
Beef Baby.

402
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,574
Okay, here's the plan.

403
00:14:56,609 --> 00:14:58,377
Tank said Wilson beats up inmates,

404
00:14:58,412 --> 00:14:59,914
so all I have to do is
get him to attack me

405
00:14:59,948 --> 00:15:01,718
and then file a complaint
with the prison board.

406
00:15:01,752 --> 00:15:03,922
Sure, but whenever the
bulls attack us...

407
00:15:03,956 --> 00:15:06,393
Which happens all the time...
the security cameras

408
00:15:06,428 --> 00:15:07,930
are conveniently not working that day,

409
00:15:07,964 --> 00:15:10,334
so it's just your word against theirs.

410
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,740
Well, lucky for me, I
have my own camera.

411
00:15:12,774 --> 00:15:14,877
It's the perfect plan. Hey, I've never

412
00:15:14,911 --> 00:15:16,414
been beaten up by a
prison guard before.

413
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:17,950
They don't use that baton, do they?

414
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,620
You seem pretty committed to this plan,

415
00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:21,457
so there's no real
benefit to me answering.

416
00:15:21,492 --> 00:15:22,693
Sounds good.

417
00:15:22,727 --> 00:15:24,129
So, you painted my apartment?

418
00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:26,467
Walls in "White Wisp,"
trim in "Honeymilk."

419
00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:27,936
- And you filed my taxes.
- You're getting

420
00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:29,707
- your maximum refund.
- And picked up

421
00:15:29,741 --> 00:15:31,544
- my abuela at the airport?
- Yes, I went and got her

422
00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:33,782
at the Philadelphia
International Airport in...

423
00:15:33,816 --> 00:15:35,585
- Pennsylvania.
- And you broke the news to her

424
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,155
about how I got sent to prison
and she'll probably die

425
00:15:37,189 --> 00:15:38,792
- before I get out?
- Mm-hmm, had that

426
00:15:38,826 --> 00:15:40,394
- fun conversation.
- But it was all worth it

427
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,933
for you, you poor little caged bird.

428
00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,670
Great, because I have
another favor to ask.

429
00:15:44,705 --> 00:15:46,073
- Another?
- Yeah, I need you

430
00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:47,443
to cancel my cable.

431
00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:50,147
That's it?

432
00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:53,855
That's easy.

433
00:15:53,889 --> 00:15:55,492
I've been on the phone for six hours

434
00:15:55,526 --> 00:15:57,496
and I just wanna cancel an account.

435
00:15:57,530 --> 00:15:58,865
Yes, you've mentioned the bundles

436
00:15:58,899 --> 00:16:00,702
and I don't want home phone service.

437
00:16:00,737 --> 00:16:03,140
No, do not transfer me, Rodrigo...
no, no!

438
00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:05,946
No, Rodrigo!

439
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,549
All right, there's Wilson.

440
00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:09,620
I'll go make him mad.
When he attacks me,

441
00:16:09,654 --> 00:16:11,524
you film it. Then afterwards,

442
00:16:11,558 --> 00:16:13,193
- we'll meet up in the bathroom.
- Okay, great.

443
00:16:13,228 --> 00:16:14,463
What are you gonna do to get him angry?

444
00:16:14,498 --> 00:16:15,799
Well, I don't know him,

445
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,068
so I'm not sure what buttons to push,

446
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,972
but I'm sure if I try enough things,

447
00:16:19,006 --> 00:16:21,544
something will set him off.

448
00:16:21,578 --> 00:16:23,180
Excuse me, can I ask you a question?

449
00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:25,050
- Get back to your table.
- Yeah, you know, I would,

450
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,088
except for...

451
00:16:27,122 --> 00:16:28,892
- Oh, my God, that's all it took?
- I told you

452
00:16:28,926 --> 00:16:30,562
to get back to your table!

453
00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,004
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

454
00:16:35,038 --> 00:16:36,774
What hurts the most is knowing

455
00:16:36,809 --> 00:16:38,277
that prisoners are treated
this way every day

456
00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:39,847
in our penal system...
also, he kicked me

457
00:16:39,881 --> 00:16:41,617
- in the wiener a bunch.
- Mm.

458
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,120
Show me the video. I'll
send it to Charles,

459
00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:45,024
he'll say he got it
anonymously, and then...

460
00:16:45,058 --> 00:16:47,261
Oh, my
God, that's all it took?

461
00:16:47,296 --> 00:16:49,900
Caleb, is this it? Did
you film yourself

462
00:16:49,935 --> 00:16:51,203
- the whole time?
- Okay, look, I've been

463
00:16:51,237 --> 00:16:53,273
in prison for 15 years. I'm not good

464
00:16:53,308 --> 00:16:55,110
with new technology.

465
00:16:55,145 --> 00:16:56,647
You want somebody to
lure a kid to a park

466
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,085
using a Lycos chatroom, I'm your man.

467
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,956
Look, just press this button

468
00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:03,761
and make it front-facing.
Come on, let's try it again.

469
00:17:03,796 --> 00:17:05,297
Hey, Wilson...

470
00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:10,341
Please tell me you were pointed

471
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:11,844
in the right direction that time.

472
00:17:11,879 --> 00:17:14,349
Yes, but there was a different issue.

473
00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:19,693
Caleb! You added the fiesta filter?

474
00:17:19,728 --> 00:17:22,031
- I'm doing the best I can.
- Tell that to my wiener!

475
00:17:22,065 --> 00:17:24,803
- I'm doing the...
- No, don't really... gosh...

476
00:17:26,307 --> 00:17:29,112
Okay, how'd you screw it up this time?

477
00:17:29,146 --> 00:17:30,882
I didn't. I got everything.

478
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,719
I even zoomed in for some close-ups.

479
00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:34,723
Oh, thank God.

480
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:36,827
I was so sure that something
was gonna go wrong.

481
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:38,297
Hey there, Peralta.

482
00:17:38,331 --> 00:17:41,704
Oh, I'll take that phone now.

483
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:45,333
I heard an inmate and a guard
were having a fight.

484
00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:47,162
So I go to do what I normally do:

485
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,411
- turn off the security cameras.
- Yup, cool policy.

486
00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:51,180
- This place is great.
- And that's when I noticed

487
00:17:51,215 --> 00:17:53,519
your cannibal pal
taping the whole fight

488
00:17:53,553 --> 00:17:55,556
with an illegal cell phone.
And what were you planning

489
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:57,794
on doing with this?
Blackmailing Wilson?

490
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,564
No, I was trying to save his life.

491
00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:01,200
- Ah, come on.
- Honestly.

492
00:18:01,235 --> 00:18:02,604
I was ordered by this guy, Romero.

493
00:18:02,638 --> 00:18:04,273
- I don't know his first name.
- Jeff?

494
00:18:04,308 --> 00:18:05,643
Really? Romero's first name is Jeff?

495
00:18:05,678 --> 00:18:07,480
- Yeah.
- Anyway, Jeff ordered me

496
00:18:07,515 --> 00:18:08,883
to kill Wilson, but I
convinced him to let

497
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,753
your guy live if I got
him fired instead.

498
00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:12,657
Why do you want him to lose his job?

499
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,628
- He's a good man with a family.
- I mean, he did stomp

500
00:18:14,662 --> 00:18:16,732
- on my head a bunch of times.
- Those were warning stomps.

501
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,836
What are you, part of
Romero's crew now?

502
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:21,307
No, I was trying to get in.
That's what the video was for,

503
00:18:21,342 --> 00:18:22,811
- but obviously, it didn't work.
- All right.

504
00:18:24,949 --> 00:18:27,252
- I'll fire Wilson.
- Really?

505
00:18:27,287 --> 00:18:28,923
- Why?
- Romero's responsible

506
00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:30,760
for most of the illegal stuff
that goes on in this prison.

507
00:18:30,794 --> 00:18:32,497
I've always wanted a man on the inside.

508
00:18:32,531 --> 00:18:34,468
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

509
00:18:34,502 --> 00:18:36,472
The only people less popular in
here than cops are snitches.

510
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,841
Well, let's be honest,

511
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,310
it's not great in here
for trans people.

512
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:40,713
- That is so true.
- I know.

513
00:18:40,748 --> 00:18:42,951
- They have a hard time.
- It's a problem.

514
00:18:42,985 --> 00:18:45,490
Regardless, I won't snitch, okay?

515
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,326
It's too dangerous. I'll
find some other way

516
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,462
- to stay alive.
- All right.

517
00:18:48,497 --> 00:18:49,631
Good luck with that.

518
00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:55,342
Wait.

519
00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:57,647
I'll do what you want...

520
00:18:57,681 --> 00:18:59,518
if you let me keep my phone.

521
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:01,855
So, were you able to cancel my cable?

522
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,426
Of course. It was easy.

523
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,663
Good, because I have something else.

524
00:19:05,697 --> 00:19:07,567
I need you to take my dog to Argentina

525
00:19:07,601 --> 00:19:09,404
to be with Adrian on his ranch.
Now, I know what you're gonna

526
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,740
ask me, and the answer is no,

527
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,009
I don't have a map of the booby traps,

528
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:13,278
but I can tell you how he thinks.

529
00:19:13,312 --> 00:19:14,848
Enough!

530
00:19:14,882 --> 00:19:16,718
I'm sorry. I hate to say this,

531
00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:20,626
but you're asking too much of us.

532
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:21,995
Is that how you feel too, Sarge?

533
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,770
- Yeah, Rosa, damn.
- Good, finally.

534
00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:28,409
- What?
- Look, prison is awful.

535
00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,546
I hate it here. I'm lonely, I'm scared.

536
00:19:30,581 --> 00:19:32,417
I just wanna be back
home, and I was happy

537
00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:34,053
you guys were coming to
visit, but then you started

538
00:19:34,087 --> 00:19:35,923
calling me by my first
name, and you kept making

539
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,927
that crazy crying face. The
only one that is acting

540
00:19:37,962 --> 00:19:40,766
- like himself is Hitchcock.
- You!

541
00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:43,939
- Shirt back on!
- Stop being such a prude.

542
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,843
If I'm gonna get through
this, I need to feel like

543
00:19:45,878 --> 00:19:49,083
my old life isn't gone. I
need normal interactions.

544
00:19:49,117 --> 00:19:50,686
So, I need you guys to fight with me,

545
00:19:50,721 --> 00:19:52,322
and be honest with me, and tell me no

546
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,360
when I'm being unreasonable.

547
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,332
Okay, I promise: no more crying face.

548
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,103
And no more pity... Diaz.

549
00:19:59,137 --> 00:20:00,473
Thank you. I can't believe it took

550
00:20:00,507 --> 00:20:01,808
that long. I really thought

551
00:20:01,843 --> 00:20:03,378
the cable company was gonna break you.

552
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,015
It did. But the good news is,

553
00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:07,119
you now have Epix, plus some channel

554
00:20:07,153 --> 00:20:09,558
called "Tunez," with a Z.

555
00:20:09,592 --> 00:20:10,826
Two-year commitment.

556
00:20:12,531 --> 00:20:14,501
What else? Oh, you're never gonna

557
00:20:14,535 --> 00:20:16,003
believe this. I've been reading.

558
00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:18,174
Reading? Like, books by real authors?

559
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,378
I don't know, is Philip
Roth a real author?

560
00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:22,850
Oh, my goodness!

561
00:20:22,885 --> 00:20:24,588
I wish you had gone
to prison years ago.

562
00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:26,692
I'm kidding. Obviously, I'm not

563
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,596
more attracted to you now than before.

564
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:31,735
So, what else have you been reading?

565
00:20:31,769 --> 00:20:34,206
Oh, hang on one sec.

566
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,545
- Hey, boss, what's up?
- I saw you got Wilson fired.

567
00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:38,449
Nice work. Welcome aboard.

568
00:20:38,483 --> 00:20:39,884
Thank you. I promise you,

569
00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:41,622
you won't regret it.

570
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,463
Just one more thing.

571
00:20:45,497 --> 00:20:48,101
I know you used to be a cop.

572
00:20:48,135 --> 00:20:51,140
If you screw me over, I
will cut your testicles off

573
00:20:51,174 --> 00:20:52,910
and watch you bleed
to death in the dirt.

574
00:20:52,945 --> 00:20:55,650
You got that?

575
00:20:55,684 --> 00:20:57,219
Can I trust you?

576
00:20:57,253 --> 00:21:00,091
Yeah. I got nothing to hide.

577
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,563
I'm your Beef Baby.

578
00:21:08,042 --> 00:21:10,780
Hey, sorry about that.

579
00:21:10,814 --> 00:21:13,619
- Where were we?
- Jake, that sounded really bad.

580
00:21:13,653 --> 00:21:15,121
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.

581
00:21:15,156 --> 00:21:18,662
Everything's fine. I'm talking to you.

582
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,225
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