1 00:00:05,281 --> 00:00:08,037 Halloween. Mua-ha-ha-ha. 2 00:00:08,043 --> 00:00:10,981 It's heist time. 3 00:00:10,982 --> 00:00:12,585 - Dah! - Thought you could get 4 00:00:12,586 --> 00:00:14,188 a head start on heist prep? Good luck. 5 00:00:14,189 --> 00:00:15,458 I'm already dressed. 6 00:00:15,459 --> 00:00:17,829 Well... I'm also dressed, 7 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:20,468 and I made breakfast. 8 00:00:20,469 --> 00:00:23,474 - Wait, where are my eggs? - In my belly. 9 00:00:23,475 --> 00:00:25,176 Now get a move on. 10 00:00:25,177 --> 00:00:26,546 It's heist time. 11 00:00:26,547 --> 00:00:28,383 I love Halloween! 12 00:00:45,565 --> 00:00:48,317 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 13 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:51,396 Some of you have asked me what got me through prison. 14 00:00:51,397 --> 00:00:53,588 Was it my family? Don't be stupid. 15 00:00:53,594 --> 00:00:56,173 Was it knowing that my friends would eventually get me out? 16 00:00:56,179 --> 00:00:58,242 Of course not, I never believed in any of you. 17 00:00:58,243 --> 00:00:59,779 No, the only thing that kept me sane 18 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:01,550 was planning for the Halloween heist 19 00:01:01,551 --> 00:01:03,538 those many years doing hard time. 20 00:01:03,544 --> 00:01:05,673 - It was eight weeks. - I also went to prison, dog. 21 00:01:05,679 --> 00:01:07,763 - We're getting off track here. - No, we're not, dog. 22 00:01:07,769 --> 00:01:09,632 Peralta's just trying to play the sympathy card 23 00:01:09,633 --> 00:01:10,968 so we all go easy on him. 24 00:01:10,969 --> 00:01:12,638 I'd rather send you back to prison 25 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,776 - than see you win. - Okay. 26 00:01:14,777 --> 00:01:16,846 This year, we compete for the most elegant and regal 27 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:18,550 of all prizes... 28 00:01:18,551 --> 00:01:20,387 A championship cummerbund. 29 00:01:20,388 --> 00:01:22,023 Or belt, as normal people call it. 30 00:01:22,024 --> 00:01:23,861 Belt... I'd like to see the pair of slacks 31 00:01:23,867 --> 00:01:25,764 whose loops are large enough for this belt. 32 00:01:25,765 --> 00:01:27,735 No, it is a cummerbund. 33 00:01:27,736 --> 00:01:29,606 - Well, whatever it is... - Cummerbund. 34 00:01:29,607 --> 00:01:31,910 It's inscribed with the words, "Amazing human/genius." 35 00:01:31,911 --> 00:01:34,582 The objective is to have it in your possession at midnight. 36 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:36,352 This year, the competition is not limited 37 00:01:36,353 --> 00:01:38,261 - to winners of the past heists. - That's right. 38 00:01:38,268 --> 00:01:39,659 Any man, or woman... 39 00:01:41,564 --> 00:01:43,800 - It's open to everyone. - Ooh, every man for himself. 40 00:01:43,801 --> 00:01:45,484 It's like "Bachelor in Paradise." 41 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:47,621 It's really cool that you guys opened it up to anyone. 42 00:01:47,628 --> 00:01:49,032 Thanks. Yeah, we talked about it, 43 00:01:49,039 --> 00:01:50,414 and we just felt like it was only fair. 44 00:01:50,415 --> 00:01:51,903 I was being sarcastic. You all suck, 45 00:01:51,909 --> 00:01:53,301 and I hope Jake goes back to jail. 46 00:01:53,307 --> 00:01:55,855 Oh, cool, I'm glad everyone feels comfortable joking about that. 47 00:01:55,861 --> 00:01:57,418 - Not joking. - Insult me all you want, 48 00:01:57,424 --> 00:01:58,764 for I have only this to say... 49 00:01:58,765 --> 00:02:00,651 Victory shall be mine! 50 00:02:00,657 --> 00:02:03,425 I heard you practicing in the shower. You can't surprise me. 51 00:02:03,431 --> 00:02:05,919 Letting me into your life was the worst mistake you ever made. 52 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,550 Cool, fun take on our relationship. 53 00:02:07,556 --> 00:02:09,374 Well, I for one thing you're perfect for each other... 54 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:10,684 Feel like there's gonna be more. 55 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:12,597 - Because you're both losers. - There it is. 56 00:02:12,603 --> 00:02:15,526 None of you stand a chance against me. No courage, no patience, 57 00:02:15,532 --> 00:02:16,614 no brains, 58 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:19,706 and, of course, a bald old man. 59 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:20,773 I'm younger than you. 60 00:02:20,779 --> 00:02:22,611 No comeback for the bald thing, I see. 61 00:02:22,612 --> 00:02:24,314 Yeah, I'm not doing the heist. I'm out. 62 00:02:24,315 --> 00:02:25,651 Okay. 63 00:02:25,652 --> 00:02:27,087 - Bull crap. - Yeah, right. 64 00:02:27,088 --> 00:02:28,924 Just like you were out last year. 65 00:02:28,925 --> 00:02:31,463 - I was out last year. - As a setup for this year. 66 00:02:31,464 --> 00:02:33,500 You're good, Jeffords, but not good enough. 67 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:36,205 In fact, you're an idiot. I should've fired you long ago. 68 00:02:36,206 --> 00:02:37,975 - What? - Relax, Terry, chill out. 69 00:02:37,976 --> 00:02:39,412 Get your undies out of your buns. 70 00:02:39,413 --> 00:02:41,483 Now, if everyone would rise. 71 00:02:41,484 --> 00:02:43,787 Rise like the army of the dead, 72 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:47,661 and follow me into the bullpen of destiny. 73 00:02:47,662 --> 00:02:49,331 This heist, 74 00:02:49,332 --> 00:02:51,201 the belt will not be locked up or hidden away. 75 00:02:51,202 --> 00:02:53,774 It will be suspended from the ceiling in plain sight 76 00:02:53,775 --> 00:02:55,644 - for all to see. - How poetic. 77 00:02:55,645 --> 00:02:57,347 It will hang just out of reach, 78 00:02:57,348 --> 00:02:59,050 like Tantalus's fruit. 79 00:02:59,051 --> 00:03:01,288 Yes, that's where I got the inspiration from, 80 00:03:01,289 --> 00:03:04,294 Greek mythology, not an episode of the Nickelodeon show "Guts." 81 00:03:04,295 --> 00:03:05,937 Amy, will you please do the honors? 82 00:03:05,944 --> 00:03:07,233 Mm-hmm. 83 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,787 - The belt is in place. - Whoever has it at midnight 84 00:03:12,794 --> 00:03:14,724 will be declared the... 85 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:15,818 What's going on? 86 00:03:15,819 --> 00:03:17,353 - What's happening? - I can't see! 87 00:03:17,354 --> 00:03:19,010 Everybody just grab something random. 88 00:03:19,016 --> 00:03:20,193 Back off, Hitchcock. 89 00:03:20,194 --> 00:03:21,629 Silence! 90 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:23,800 It's gone. The cummerbund is gone! 91 00:03:23,801 --> 00:03:26,038 Who took it? We're all here. Where'd it go? 92 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,477 Nowhere. It's still in this room. 93 00:03:28,478 --> 00:03:32,317 In fact, it's right here! 94 00:03:32,318 --> 00:03:34,054 Nope, it's just your tum-tum. 95 00:03:34,055 --> 00:03:38,028 I don't have the cummerbund, because it's right here! 96 00:03:38,029 --> 00:03:41,335 Or is it right here? 97 00:03:41,336 --> 00:03:42,771 Everybody stop undressing. 98 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:44,408 We just had harassment training. 99 00:03:44,409 --> 00:03:47,347 Hey... over here, losers. 100 00:03:47,348 --> 00:03:48,932 This is Gina Linetti. 101 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,921 You really thought you could do this without me? 102 00:03:50,922 --> 00:03:52,758 I'm the defending champion. 103 00:03:52,759 --> 00:03:55,430 Gina... I should have known it was you, you punk. 104 00:03:55,431 --> 00:03:57,033 Yeah, you punk, 105 00:03:57,034 --> 00:03:58,912 why aren't you showing your face, you punk? 106 00:03:58,918 --> 00:04:00,273 Yeah, I just had a baby. 107 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:02,134 I haven't washed my hair in three weeks. 108 00:04:02,140 --> 00:04:03,513 Oh, how is she? 109 00:04:03,514 --> 00:04:05,657 - Yeah, how's she doing? - None of your business. 110 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,655 Now, if you wanna find the belt, 111 00:04:07,656 --> 00:04:09,492 you're gonna have to work for it. 112 00:04:09,493 --> 00:04:11,663 Behind my desk are boxes of baby stuff 113 00:04:11,664 --> 00:04:13,567 that I didn't wanna assemble. 114 00:04:13,568 --> 00:04:16,038 You get a clue for each item you put together. 115 00:04:16,039 --> 00:04:18,376 Linetti, Lin-out-ti. 116 00:04:18,377 --> 00:04:19,912 This is crazy. 117 00:04:19,913 --> 00:04:22,785 I mean, no one is actually gonna do Gina's dumb chores, right? 118 00:04:22,786 --> 00:04:24,187 Right, absolutely not. 119 00:04:24,188 --> 00:04:25,725 It's completely ridiculous. 120 00:04:29,265 --> 00:04:31,168 I got the reach-and-play! 121 00:04:31,169 --> 00:04:32,972 You can all suck it! 122 00:04:38,718 --> 00:04:42,071 - They fell for it. - Hook, line, and sphincter. 123 00:04:42,077 --> 00:04:44,247 - It's sinker. - No, it's sphincter. 124 00:04:44,248 --> 00:04:46,351 That's where you put the hook in when you're eeling. 125 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:48,088 Well, I never use that expression again. 126 00:04:48,089 --> 00:04:49,625 - Hey, guys. - Ah. 127 00:04:49,626 --> 00:04:52,397 - And right on time, here's Bill. - Welcome. 128 00:04:52,398 --> 00:04:54,935 Man, it is amazing how similar you guys look. 129 00:04:54,936 --> 00:04:56,439 - I don't see it. - Me neither. 130 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,908 - Not even a little. - Not at all. 131 00:04:57,909 --> 00:04:59,678 Twins. So, did you have any issues 132 00:04:59,679 --> 00:05:01,716 - getting into the vents? - Went like clockwork. 133 00:05:01,717 --> 00:05:04,087 Sir, only authorized personnel are allowed up here. 134 00:05:04,088 --> 00:05:06,057 Oh, Detective Boyle, didn't see it was you. 135 00:05:06,058 --> 00:05:08,429 Get better eyes, you moron. 136 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:10,867 Ah, man, I'm friends with Officer Lou. 137 00:05:10,868 --> 00:05:12,680 Not anymore. He was very upset. 138 00:05:12,686 --> 00:05:14,909 Anyway, once I got in the vents, it was smooth sailing. 139 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:16,879 The belt is in place. 140 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,358 Whoever has it at midnight will be declared the winner 141 00:05:19,365 --> 00:05:21,261 of the fifth annual... 142 00:05:21,268 --> 00:05:22,761 - What's going on? - What's happening? 143 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:24,846 I can't see! Everyone just grab something randomly. 144 00:05:24,852 --> 00:05:26,456 Back off, Hitchcock. 145 00:05:30,641 --> 00:05:32,611 Hey, over here, losers. 146 00:05:32,612 --> 00:05:34,815 I gotta say, Bill, your Gina impression was spot-on. 147 00:05:34,816 --> 00:05:36,016 I'm very good at roleplay, 148 00:05:36,022 --> 00:05:37,765 and I'm super comfortable wearing masks. 149 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,713 Right, I forgot you were maybe a male prostitute. 150 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,128 I was definitely a male prostitute, 151 00:05:41,135 --> 00:05:42,631 but I don't do that profession anymore. 152 00:05:42,632 --> 00:05:44,334 Now I sell vitamin supplements. 153 00:05:44,335 --> 00:05:46,606 I made $90,000 this year alone, 154 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:48,509 working out of the comfort of my own home. 155 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:49,612 - Uh-huh? - How did I do it? 156 00:05:49,613 --> 00:05:50,824 - NutriBoom. - Right. 157 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:52,447 And the good news is, you can do it too. 158 00:05:52,454 --> 00:05:54,978 Okay, this is clearly a pyramid scheme. We're not interested. 159 00:05:54,984 --> 00:05:56,291 Okay, your loss. 160 00:05:56,292 --> 00:05:58,228 - Here's the belt... - Ah... 161 00:05:58,229 --> 00:06:00,400 - she's a beauty. - Hi-yah! 162 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:02,302 Ow! Charles, what are you doing? 163 00:06:02,308 --> 00:06:04,293 The hardest thing I've betraying you. 164 00:06:04,299 --> 00:06:05,777 Bill, the belt. 165 00:06:05,778 --> 00:06:07,254 - Bill, you're in on this too? - Yep. 166 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:09,076 Charles promised he'd buy a ton of supplements 167 00:06:09,082 --> 00:06:10,852 and become one of my downstream distributors. 168 00:06:10,859 --> 00:06:12,596 No, look, listen to me, don't do this, okay? 169 00:06:12,603 --> 00:06:14,675 I really need to win this year. I'm begging you. 170 00:06:14,682 --> 00:06:16,827 Those baby browns aren't gonna work on me, not today. 171 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:17,933 This is crazy. 172 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:19,838 You're never gonna get out of here with that belt on your own. 173 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,809 I'm not on my own. I have an alliance. 174 00:06:22,979 --> 00:06:25,015 An alliance. 175 00:06:25,016 --> 00:06:27,353 It's not "Bachelor in Paradise." It's "Survivor." 176 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,194 Rosa, I am very disappointed in you. 177 00:06:29,201 --> 00:06:30,644 Your approval means nothing to me. 178 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:32,864 Copy that. And Terry, I knew you were playing. 179 00:06:32,865 --> 00:06:35,002 - Last year was a setup. - Hell yeah, it was. 180 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:37,006 I'm sick of you, Amy, and Holt winning. 181 00:06:37,007 --> 00:06:39,545 - You're all so damn smug. - Yeah, you guys may be champs, 182 00:06:39,546 --> 00:06:42,683 but this year... this year belongs to The Tramps. 183 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:44,907 - Charles, that's a bad name. - Ha, you're just jealous. 184 00:06:44,914 --> 00:06:46,324 - Everyone loves it. - No. 185 00:06:46,325 --> 00:06:48,222 - Nuh-uh. - Bill, keep an eye on him. 186 00:06:48,229 --> 00:06:51,368 Let's go, Tramps. Charles, no! No! 187 00:06:51,383 --> 00:06:53,975 Hey, let me ask you this, how would you like to be your own boss? 188 00:06:53,982 --> 00:06:54,984 Not now, Bill! 189 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,785 Amy! Amy, in here! 190 00:06:59,137 --> 00:07:00,913 In here. Help. 191 00:07:01,933 --> 00:07:03,870 - Hello, fake Charles. - Hi. 192 00:07:03,877 --> 00:07:05,199 Hello, tied-up Jake. 193 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:06,857 Will you please help me get out of this? 194 00:07:06,864 --> 00:07:08,828 It's not for the heist. I just really have to pee. 195 00:07:08,835 --> 00:07:11,729 I know you don't drink water. You pee once every two days. 196 00:07:11,736 --> 00:07:14,139 - And you went this morning. - Damn it, you know me so well. 197 00:07:14,146 --> 00:07:15,210 All right, how about this? 198 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:18,294 I've got top secret info about various dealings. 199 00:07:18,301 --> 00:07:19,623 If you let me out of these cuffs, 200 00:07:19,624 --> 00:07:21,727 - I'll share it with you. - What kind of info? 201 00:07:21,728 --> 00:07:23,764 Well, first off, Wolf Gina... 202 00:07:23,765 --> 00:07:26,302 Was just a ruse so you and Charles could steal the belt. 203 00:07:26,303 --> 00:07:28,340 Yeah-huh, but also... 204 00:07:28,341 --> 00:07:30,812 Charles teamed up with Rosa and Terry to form The Tramps. 205 00:07:30,813 --> 00:07:32,181 Gah! How did you know that? 206 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:33,684 I gave Charles the idea last year. 207 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,890 Gina's one of the champs. 208 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:39,061 And I'm just one of the tramps. 209 00:07:39,062 --> 00:07:41,266 Ooh, The Tramps. 210 00:07:41,267 --> 00:07:43,537 That's a great name for something. 211 00:07:43,538 --> 00:07:46,610 I just don't know what. 212 00:07:46,611 --> 00:07:48,280 But I do. 213 00:07:48,281 --> 00:07:50,685 I told you, I'll always be one step ahead of you. 214 00:07:50,686 --> 00:07:53,234 You can't surprise me. Ya boring. 215 00:07:53,241 --> 00:07:55,039 You know what spices up a relationship? 216 00:07:55,046 --> 00:07:56,733 Co-owning a multi-tiered marketing... 217 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:58,393 Ignore him. Look, there are three Tramps. 218 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,215 The only way we're gonna win is if we team up. 219 00:08:00,222 --> 00:08:02,876 Good point. I guess my response is, 220 00:08:02,877 --> 00:08:05,366 rot in hell, crap-face! 221 00:08:05,374 --> 00:08:07,025 Also, I love you, and I treasure you, 222 00:08:07,032 --> 00:08:09,556 - and ya bore me. - God, you're being so mean. 223 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,811 - Do it more. - I hope you die. 224 00:08:11,818 --> 00:08:13,497 Bye. 225 00:08:13,498 --> 00:08:17,171 Fine! Go! Who needs you, ya freakin' jag! 226 00:08:17,172 --> 00:08:19,637 Looks like we're all clear. Good job, guys. 227 00:08:19,644 --> 00:08:22,047 Oh, nothing can stop this Tramp train. 228 00:08:22,048 --> 00:08:24,586 Boyle, stop finding variations on a word we hate. 229 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,586 Okay, Sarge, lift up the super heavy thing 230 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,531 that no one else is strong enough to lift. 231 00:08:33,372 --> 00:08:35,441 Nice, Sarge! Keep lifting heavy stuff like that, 232 00:08:35,442 --> 00:08:37,800 and maybe you'll work off some of that bulk, huh? 233 00:08:37,807 --> 00:08:40,266 - What? - I set up an electric eye yesterday, 234 00:08:40,273 --> 00:08:42,315 so if anyone enters this room, an alarm will go off. 235 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,893 Let's move. Don't cross the beam. 236 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:54,613 Cool, yeah, that's something I can do, without any problem. 237 00:08:56,818 --> 00:08:58,286 Alarm works. 238 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,154 All right, fine, 239 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:03,346 looks like I'm gonna have to "127 Hours" this sitch. 240 00:09:03,353 --> 00:09:05,679 - You're gonna cut off your own arm? - Is that how it ends? 241 00:09:05,686 --> 00:09:07,712 Oh, man, I got busy, and my rental period expired. 242 00:09:07,719 --> 00:09:10,518 I thought he just wiggled out. Come, will you just please un-cuff me? 243 00:09:10,525 --> 00:09:11,613 Please, you gotta, man. 244 00:09:11,614 --> 00:09:13,517 I've never treated you like a prostitute. 245 00:09:13,518 --> 00:09:16,099 - You just did. - Touché. 246 00:09:16,106 --> 00:09:18,029 All right, how about this? I will buy... 247 00:09:18,036 --> 00:09:20,017 double the amount of supplements that Boyle did. 248 00:09:20,024 --> 00:09:22,746 - $8,000? - What? He gave you 4 grand? 249 00:09:22,753 --> 00:09:24,808 All right, fine, I'm in. 250 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:27,578 He didn't give it to me. He invested it in his future. 251 00:09:27,585 --> 00:09:29,567 - And you can too. - Yeah, I already agreed to it. 252 00:09:29,574 --> 00:09:32,257 - You don't have to keep selling me. - Sorry, the script we're given 253 00:09:32,264 --> 00:09:33,742 anticipates a lot more resistance. 254 00:09:33,749 --> 00:09:35,391 Okay, so let's get the paperwork started. 255 00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:37,172 First things first, you are not allowed 256 00:09:37,179 --> 00:09:38,969 to have any of this reviewed by an attorney. 257 00:09:38,976 --> 00:09:40,085 Yeah, this seems bad. 258 00:09:40,092 --> 00:09:41,507 So, where on Gina's mobile 259 00:09:41,508 --> 00:09:43,511 should I place this moonless Jupiter? 260 00:09:43,512 --> 00:09:46,182 I pity the child who lies beneath this solar system. 261 00:09:46,183 --> 00:09:48,687 Hey, Captain, something's going on with this heist. 262 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:50,290 You tell us everything you know, 263 00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:52,353 and we'll tell you everything we know. 264 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,305 - I'd rather not. - Jokes on you, 265 00:09:54,312 --> 00:09:56,525 - we don't know anything. - Well, good day then. 266 00:09:56,532 --> 00:09:59,055 - Wait, why are you sweating? - I'm not sweating. 267 00:09:59,062 --> 00:10:00,472 No, I've had enough heart attacks 268 00:10:00,479 --> 00:10:02,888 to know what sweating looks like, and that's sweat. 269 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,994 Well, if I'm sweating, as you claim, 270 00:10:08,995 --> 00:10:12,325 it's because I was watching an exciting video on the net. 271 00:10:12,332 --> 00:10:13,638 Really? What? 272 00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:16,343 It was a video of an American gymnast. 273 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,215 His leotard ripped, exposing his butt. 274 00:10:19,815 --> 00:10:21,685 - It was highly erotic. - You're lying. 275 00:10:21,686 --> 00:10:24,123 I.T. just installed blocker software, 276 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,093 - thanks to moi. - Uh, yes, 277 00:10:26,094 --> 00:10:28,231 but they didn't install it on my computer, 278 00:10:28,232 --> 00:10:29,749 because I'm a captain. 279 00:10:29,756 --> 00:10:31,691 You don't look hot and bothered at all to me. 280 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,409 - Show us the erotica. - Gentlemen, 281 00:10:33,410 --> 00:10:35,212 I assure you, there's nothing to see. 282 00:10:35,213 --> 00:10:38,184 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to grab some fresh air. 283 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,971 Good boy, Cheddar. Bring me that cummerbund. 284 00:10:48,978 --> 00:10:52,085 Oh, yeah. 285 00:10:52,247 --> 00:10:54,083 Wait a minute... 286 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:56,287 this isn't the championship cummerbund. 287 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:59,226 This is some common cummerbund. 288 00:10:59,227 --> 00:11:02,302 And you're not Cheddar. You're just some common bitch. 289 00:11:02,309 --> 00:11:04,336 And this says you've received your sales training. 290 00:11:04,337 --> 00:11:06,240 - Great. - And this one is 291 00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:08,735 a sworn affidavit stating that you have seen Debbie Stovelman, 292 00:11:08,742 --> 00:11:10,739 the wife of NutriBoom founder, David Stovelman, 293 00:11:10,746 --> 00:11:12,939 and that you found her to be happy, healthy, and alive. 294 00:11:12,946 --> 00:11:14,448 Okay, fine. Great, all right, done. 295 00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:15,894 Just get me out of these. 296 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,736 Hey, what's going on here? 297 00:11:23,342 --> 00:11:26,280 Yeah! Didn't think I could get out of my cuffs, did you, Boyle? 298 00:11:26,281 --> 00:11:28,351 But you forgot about one important thing... 299 00:11:28,352 --> 00:11:31,190 - NutriBoom. - NutriBoom! That's right. 300 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,194 I'm in the President's Circle now. 301 00:11:33,195 --> 00:11:35,566 Sorry, Charles, this year's heist was just too important. 302 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:38,271 - Watch him, Bill. - Check in, Boyle, check in. 303 00:11:38,272 --> 00:11:40,543 Uh-oh, Jake, they check in every ten minutes, 304 00:11:40,544 --> 00:11:44,719 and I have to respond with a code only we know. 305 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,500 - I am a Tramp. - Copy that. 306 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:50,041 Did I guess it? Did I guess the code? 307 00:11:50,048 --> 00:11:52,577 I couldn't hear what Rosa said back, but was that right? 308 00:11:52,584 --> 00:11:54,220 - You got it. - Yeah, I thought so, okay. 309 00:11:54,939 --> 00:11:57,443 Okay, security system, talk to me. 310 00:11:57,444 --> 00:11:59,547 What have I missed? What's going on? 311 00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:02,553 Ah-ha! Holt used Cheddar to steal the belt. 312 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:04,028 But that's not Cheddar. 313 00:12:04,035 --> 00:12:06,054 Holt and Cheddar always walk in a perfect lockstep. 314 00:12:06,061 --> 00:12:07,430 Which means someone took Cheddar, 315 00:12:07,431 --> 00:12:09,066 and that person has the belt. 316 00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:13,442 But who? Who took Cheddar? 317 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,579 - Where are you coming from? - Why do you care? 318 00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:17,550 - Thought you weren't heisting. - I'm not. 319 00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:19,454 I'm just interested in your comings and goings, 320 00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:21,349 because I care about you as a friend. 321 00:12:21,356 --> 00:12:23,088 Okay, friend, I went to the bathroom. 322 00:12:23,095 --> 00:12:25,098 Well, you were gone a long time, friend. 323 00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:27,302 - You feeling okay, friend? - No, it was number two, 324 00:12:27,303 --> 00:12:30,141 and it was very intense, friend. 325 00:12:30,142 --> 00:12:32,078 Bless you. 326 00:12:32,079 --> 00:12:34,249 She sneezed. Dog allergies. 327 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,455 Which means that Amy took... 328 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,158 Cheddar! 329 00:12:39,194 --> 00:12:40,964 Where is my dog? 330 00:12:40,971 --> 00:12:42,824 Aren't you standing right next to him? 331 00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:45,171 This bitch? Please. Watch. 332 00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:47,142 Shake. Shake. 333 00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:49,112 Idiot. 334 00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:51,150 I know one of you took Cheddar, 335 00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:52,954 and you did it for the sake of the heist, 336 00:12:52,955 --> 00:12:55,960 but if anything happens to him, I will end you. 337 00:12:55,961 --> 00:12:58,064 I couldn't bring myself to neuter Cheddar, 338 00:12:58,065 --> 00:12:59,801 but I will neuter you all. 339 00:13:01,372 --> 00:13:03,115 Uh, bing-pot. 340 00:13:09,174 --> 00:13:11,676 Cheddar? Cheddar? 341 00:13:11,979 --> 00:13:12,996 Shake. 342 00:13:13,152 --> 00:13:15,118 Ah, good grip, pristine coat. 343 00:13:15,119 --> 00:13:16,510 That's my doggie! 344 00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:18,755 You betrayed me. You'll explain yourself later. 345 00:13:18,762 --> 00:13:20,608 Return to my office. 346 00:13:21,565 --> 00:13:24,269 Guys, why is there smoke coming from the break room? 347 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,173 What's going on? Is someone doing something? 348 00:13:26,174 --> 00:13:28,645 Who's doing something? 349 00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:30,053 "Handmaid's Tale." This is Amy. 350 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,229 She won't shut up about how relevant that show is 351 00:13:32,236 --> 00:13:34,724 - in today's political landscape. - It's relevant as hell, 352 00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:36,862 but I'm not doing anything. 353 00:13:36,863 --> 00:13:38,799 Terry also loved the show. This is him. 354 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,981 No, no, I love Elisabeth Moss. 355 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,515 Terry thought the show was too bleak. 356 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,042 Oh, they're coming from everywhere. 357 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:46,683 Hello. Blessed be the fruit, baby. 358 00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:48,537 - Hitchcock, you watch that show? - Watch what? 359 00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:50,427 - That's my pickup line. - What are they doing? 360 00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:52,818 We haven't heard from Charles. We need to check to make sure 361 00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:54,695 - everything's fine. - Check what? The server? 362 00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:57,032 I stole the cummerbund from under there an hour ago. 363 00:13:57,039 --> 00:14:00,643 - You knew about... - About you playing? The server? 364 00:14:00,644 --> 00:14:02,516 I've known about your plans for weeks. 365 00:14:02,523 --> 00:14:04,846 Uh-oh, they're circling. Stop! 366 00:14:05,252 --> 00:14:07,390 Hello, Ofamy. 367 00:14:07,391 --> 00:14:10,128 Hello. 368 00:14:10,129 --> 00:14:12,626 - I don't know what's going on. - I do. 369 00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:14,136 Handmaids, out! 370 00:14:15,509 --> 00:14:16,938 They really listen to you. 371 00:14:16,945 --> 00:14:18,801 You figured out I had the belt in my safe, 372 00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:21,010 and you thought you could distract me and steal the key. 373 00:14:21,017 --> 00:14:22,553 I did think those things, yes, 374 00:14:22,554 --> 00:14:25,225 and then... I did it. 375 00:14:25,226 --> 00:14:27,095 Please. Impossible. 376 00:14:27,096 --> 00:14:30,362 The key has been in my shoe the entire time. 377 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,111 Okay, well, it's almost midnight. 378 00:14:32,118 --> 00:14:34,356 Why don't you try and use your key? 379 00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,609 It fits. 380 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,620 I knew you were lying. You are so predictable. 381 00:14:40,627 --> 00:14:41,860 Uh-oh, it's not turning. 382 00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:44,134 I guess I'm not quite as predictable as you thought. 383 00:14:44,141 --> 00:14:46,267 And I also bet none of you can predict 384 00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:47,345 what I'm gonna do next. 385 00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:49,683 Use your key to open the safe and act like a dick about it? 386 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,545 Yes, obviously that's what I'm gonna do, Rosa. 387 00:14:51,546 --> 00:14:53,682 You just have to be so spot-on all the time. 388 00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:55,084 If I may... mm... 389 00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:57,611 just get my skirt up, thanks. 390 00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:00,257 Oh, look at that, the key fits. 391 00:15:00,264 --> 00:15:04,117 And the lock is turning, and the safe is... empty? 392 00:15:04,124 --> 00:15:05,387 - What? - There's no cummerbund? 393 00:15:05,394 --> 00:15:07,797 - Never was. It was always a belt. - I don't understand. Who took it? 394 00:15:07,804 --> 00:15:10,105 We haven't heard from Charles in an hour. Maybe he betrayed The Tramps. 395 00:15:10,112 --> 00:15:12,132 Oh, God, I just called us The Tramps. What have I become? 396 00:15:12,139 --> 00:15:13,575 It's not Charles. I locked him up. 397 00:15:13,582 --> 00:15:16,487 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, I put a GPS tracker on the belt. 398 00:15:16,494 --> 00:15:18,531 It's on the move, and it's going fast! 399 00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:20,247 Let's take my bike. They'll never catch us. 400 00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:22,172 - Later, dorks. - Should we follow them? I... 401 00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:25,879 Captain, why are you giggling? 402 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:29,921 I put a GPS tracker inside of Terry. 403 00:15:29,922 --> 00:15:33,595 Sarge, Kevin purchased one too many full-fat French yogurts. 404 00:15:33,596 --> 00:15:38,304 - You want it? - Absolutely. 405 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,743 Enjoy, Jeffords. Enjoy. 406 00:15:40,744 --> 00:15:42,171 Devious, I know, but... 407 00:15:42,178 --> 00:15:43,815 I also put a tracker in Terry's yogurt. 408 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:45,586 Same here. No reason. 409 00:15:45,587 --> 00:15:47,055 Just 'cause you're a great sergeant. 410 00:15:47,056 --> 00:15:49,092 Now suck it down. 411 00:15:49,093 --> 00:15:51,121 Eh, no problem, take it. 412 00:15:51,128 --> 00:15:52,633 Swallow the 'gurt. 413 00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:54,202 Do you guys think all that radiation 414 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,106 - is bad for him? - I'm sure he'll be fine. 415 00:15:56,107 --> 00:15:58,419 - He's lived a long life already. - Yeah. 416 00:16:02,454 --> 00:16:03,789 Good luck keeping up with me. 417 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:05,426 I've done my morning calisthenics. 418 00:16:05,427 --> 00:16:07,028 Oh, I'll keep up with you... 419 00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:08,665 Rah! 420 00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:12,272 In hell. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 421 00:16:19,488 --> 00:16:20,956 - Hello, Jacob. - Dah! 422 00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:21,991 What... Ames... 423 00:16:21,998 --> 00:16:24,576 What are you doing here? Why aren't you out looking for the belt? 424 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,583 You and I both know the belt never left the precinct. 425 00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:28,170 I don't know that. Nobody knows that. 426 00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:30,409 I kept thinking, "How did anyone swap my key?" 427 00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:33,849 And then it hit me... they didn't. They swapped the safe. 428 00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:36,086 One of the handmaids, I'm assuming fake Charles, 429 00:16:36,087 --> 00:16:40,588 took my safe, and then Ofamy deposited a lookalike. 430 00:16:40,775 --> 00:16:42,693 What did you give fake Charles so he'd help you? 431 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,456 Nothing. In fact, he gave me something, 432 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,273 the power of financial freedom. 433 00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:47,810 I invested in a pyramid scheme. 434 00:16:47,811 --> 00:16:49,480 It's no time to go into it right now. 435 00:16:49,481 --> 00:16:51,350 Okay... so, while we all tried to figure out 436 00:16:51,351 --> 00:16:52,865 who had the real key, 437 00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:55,158 fake Charles broke into the safe, removed the tracke, 438 00:16:55,159 --> 00:16:58,030 and led Terry and the whole squad on a wild goose chase. 439 00:16:58,031 --> 00:17:00,636 My only question is, which box is the belt in? 440 00:17:00,637 --> 00:17:02,573 Well, good luck figuring it out, 441 00:17:02,574 --> 00:17:05,111 because the clock is tick-tick-tocking. 442 00:17:05,112 --> 00:17:06,685 - It's that one. - No! 443 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,985 The dust pattern on top doesn't match its neighbors. 444 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,691 You see, Jake, I'm always gonna be one step ahead of you. 445 00:17:11,692 --> 00:17:13,662 You've lost the ability to surprise me. 446 00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:15,499 Ya just plain boring. 447 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,837 Again, weird take on a very loving relationship. 448 00:17:17,838 --> 00:17:19,339 And it's midnight, 449 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:23,047 so I guess I'm an amazing human/genius. 450 00:17:23,048 --> 00:17:25,719 Yeah. Although... 451 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,023 you might wanna read the inscription on that there belt. 452 00:17:28,024 --> 00:17:31,764 Why? Oh, no, what does it say? 453 00:17:31,765 --> 00:17:33,903 "Amy Santiago, will you marry me?" 454 00:17:36,508 --> 00:17:37,810 Surprise. 455 00:17:41,012 --> 00:17:43,449 I'm so confused... I don't know what's happening right now. 456 00:17:43,456 --> 00:17:45,412 "I'm so confused... I don't know what's happening right now," 457 00:17:45,419 --> 00:17:48,225 - title of your sex tape. - "Oh, my God, I'm shaking." 458 00:17:48,232 --> 00:17:50,876 I'm definitely gonna cry," Title of your sex tape. 459 00:17:50,883 --> 00:17:53,860 Wait, is this really happening? Is this part of the heist? 460 00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:56,474 If this is part of the heist, I will dump you so hard. 461 00:17:56,481 --> 00:17:58,918 No, please, Ames, look, it's really happening, okay? 462 00:17:58,919 --> 00:18:01,557 It's not part of the heist. I promise, this is real. 463 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,261 - It is? - Yeah. 464 00:18:04,262 --> 00:18:06,667 Okay, here it goes. 465 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,606 Ames, I love you. 466 00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:12,812 I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. 467 00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:15,150 I love your face, and I love your butt. 468 00:18:15,151 --> 00:18:16,653 I should've written this down first. 469 00:18:16,654 --> 00:18:18,323 No, no, it's okay. Go on. 470 00:18:18,324 --> 00:18:20,771 I love how much you pretend to like "Die Hard." 471 00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:22,647 - I like the second one. - You don't have to. 472 00:18:22,654 --> 00:18:24,190 - Okay. - Yeah. 473 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,272 You're kind, and you're funny, 474 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,976 and you're the best person I know, 475 00:18:27,977 --> 00:18:30,915 and the best detective. 476 00:18:33,254 --> 00:18:35,090 Also, for reals, I love your butt. 477 00:18:35,091 --> 00:18:37,094 - I love yours too. - Gross. 478 00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:40,735 Amy Santiago... 479 00:18:40,736 --> 00:18:42,705 will you marry me? 480 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,210 Jake Peralta, I will marry you. 481 00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:55,831 I love you so much. 482 00:18:55,832 --> 00:18:57,802 Hey, jerkos, this little Tramp escaped, 483 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,525 so that ought to teach... 484 00:19:00,174 --> 00:19:02,277 - D-did you just... - Mm-hmm. 485 00:19:02,278 --> 00:19:04,416 - And did you say... - Mm-hmm. 486 00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:10,903 - To Jake and Amy. - To Jake and Amy! 487 00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:12,581 Great stuff, great stuff. 488 00:19:12,588 --> 00:19:14,335 So, since Peralta altered the cummerbund, 489 00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:15,938 no one really won the heist this year. 490 00:19:15,939 --> 00:19:17,315 Is that what everyone's thinking? 491 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,884 - Captain... - Right, right, sorry. 492 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,833 Not the time. I'm so happy for you both. 493 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,549 Technically, there was no winner. Continue. 494 00:19:22,556 --> 00:19:23,713 Hey, Gina just texted me. 495 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,325 She said, "Weird, I didn't even realize they were dating." 496 00:19:26,326 --> 00:19:28,530 JK, so happy for you bitches." 497 00:19:28,531 --> 00:19:30,835 - Oh. - So, Jake, tell us everything. 498 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,407 - Did you call Amy's dad first? - I actually did. 499 00:19:33,408 --> 00:19:35,511 Mr. Santiago, I'm calling to inform you 500 00:19:35,512 --> 00:19:37,382 that I plan to ask your daughter to marry me, 501 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:40,488 but since it's 2017, I am not asking you for your permission, 502 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:41,946 as she is not your property, 503 00:19:41,953 --> 00:19:44,000 nor would she be mine, if she chooses to say yes. 504 00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:46,499 She's a strong independent woman, and she don't need no man. 505 00:19:46,506 --> 00:19:48,437 That being said, I truly hope she says yes. 506 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,206 But it's her decision, so just back off! 507 00:19:50,207 --> 00:19:52,612 Aww, that was perfect. What did he say? 508 00:19:52,613 --> 00:19:55,250 I have no idea, I left a voicemail. I'm terrified of him. 509 00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:56,617 Not to talk out of turn, 510 00:19:56,624 --> 00:20:00,060 but I think I get credit for giving Jake the idea to propose. 511 00:20:00,061 --> 00:20:01,463 - How's that? - Remember? 512 00:20:01,464 --> 00:20:02,598 That day in the kitchen. 513 00:20:02,599 --> 00:20:03,967 So, what I'm saying is, 514 00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:05,371 vanilla yogurt is good, 515 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,076 but pair it with a blueberry yogurt, 516 00:20:08,077 --> 00:20:10,046 and both of them taste even better. 517 00:20:10,047 --> 00:20:12,276 - Get it? - Yes? 518 00:20:12,283 --> 00:20:13,339 I did not get it, 519 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,420 but speaking of yogurt, you've eaten six GPS devices this week. 520 00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:17,628 You should see a doctor. 521 00:20:17,629 --> 00:20:18,668 - What? - Hm? 522 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,801 Look, Sarge, I think everyone knows that 523 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,605 I planted the idea in Jake's head 524 00:20:22,606 --> 00:20:24,609 eight years ago. 525 00:20:24,627 --> 00:20:27,615 Oh, hi, I'm starting today. Detective Santiago. 526 00:20:27,616 --> 00:20:30,320 Oh, Detective Peralta. Welcome aboard. 527 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:33,292 I'm hearing wedding bells. 528 00:20:33,293 --> 00:20:34,700 Hi, Detective Boyle. 529 00:20:34,707 --> 00:20:36,511 That actually really slowed things down. 530 00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:38,682 It took, like, four years for me to forget that memory. 531 00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:41,354 - Yeah, I'm my own worst enemy. - Look, no one gave me the idea. 532 00:20:41,361 --> 00:20:45,116 I decided to ask Amy to marry me all on my own on April 28th. 533 00:20:45,117 --> 00:20:48,699 There's a typo in this crossword puzzle. 534 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,866 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www. addic7ed.c 535 00:20:51,873 --> 00:20:53,477 I don't get it. Seems pretty normal. 536 00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:55,650 I don't know what to tell you. That's just when I knew. 537 00:20:55,657 --> 00:20:57,107 Romantic epiphanies are dope. 538 00:20:57,108 --> 00:20:58,677 Thank you, Rosa. They are dope. 539 00:20:58,678 --> 00:21:00,714 Yes, dope. Congratulations. 540 00:21:00,715 --> 00:21:02,328 I'm so happy you two are getting married. 541 00:21:02,335 --> 00:21:04,856 - We're getting married. - We're getting married! 542 00:21:04,857 --> 00:21:07,595 - And no one won the heist. - Captain! 543 00:21:07,596 --> 00:21:09,164 Get over it, ya jag! 544 00:21:09,165 --> 00:21:10,602 Yeah, ya jag!