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Okay... hole me.

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- Mm!
- Nothin' but mouth.

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- Whoa, impressive.
- Are you kidding me?

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That's uh-nothing.

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Diaz has been chucking D-holes

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into my mouth-piece since
we were back at the academy.

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Check this out.

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Oh!

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- Oh!
- Uh-oh.

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Heads!

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What the...?

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It's finally happening!

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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Attention, Nine-Nine.
We have an announcement.

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"Shrek Live" is coming back to Broadway!

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- Nope, you dreamed that.
- Aw.

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We just came in here
to tell you to save the date,

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because we're getting
married on May 15th.

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We found a venue!

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Wow!

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Finding a place in the spring
in New York is impossible.

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Sharon and I had to get married
in Albany in December.

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Terry was too cold to consummate.

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- Hm, good to know.
- We got really lucky.

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The place was booked solid for the
next two years, but a couple fell out.

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Of a fifth-floor window.

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She was teetering and
he tried to grab her...

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Babe, we agreed we wouldn't
talk about that part.

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Right... sorry. It was gruesome.

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Never again. The EMTs said that

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it was a meat pancake. I'm done.

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So, tell us about the venue.

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Oh, well, there's not much to tell...

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other than it's a gorgeous mansion!

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- Big ol' house!
- With a professional kitchen.

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- Chop-chop, y'all!
- Ooh.

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A private library for the ceremony.

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My girl loves books!

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Seven bathrooms!

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No lines, ladies!

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And an outdoor reception area.

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Uh-can I get a gazebo?

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I apologize to a host of communities.

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The point is, these nuptials
are going to be "toit"!

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Speaking of "toit nups,"
we better get going,

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because we don't have
a lot of time and we have

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to meet with 17 wedding vendors.

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A jam-packed schedule
that could only be achieved

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by a type-A personality!

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- Jake.
- Yep, we gotta go.

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I have some unfortunate news.

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An NYPD officer has gone missing.

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The department suspects foul play.

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Oh, my God. Do we know the officer?

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Yes, it's...

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Sergeant Peanut Butter.

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- My nemesis.
- Your nemesis is a horse?

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Are you still mad at Peanut Butter

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because he won a medal
the same day as you?

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He totally upstaged me. He Tucci-ed me!

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Look what you get
if you do an image search

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of "Charles Boyle, medal of valor."

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Huh? They cropped me out
of my own photo!

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You just keep that tab open
on your phone all the time?

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No, I just looked it up real fast.
You didn't see.

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Captain, I solved it. Charles
kidnapped Peanut Butter.

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I did not.
But it's no surprise that somebody did.

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Hey, my kids love that horse.

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Your kids need help wiping
their butts, Sarge.

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They're not exactly geniuses.

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The actual suspect is Jesse Gurmwald,

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a disgruntled civilian admin

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who was recently fired
by the mounted unit.

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He's gone to ground,
but detectives throughout

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the city are checking
every possible hideout.

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Diaz, Boyle: here's a list
of locations in our precinct.

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- Be thorough.
- Yes, sir.

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And just to be clear,

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if I went missing, you
guys would conduct

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an equally thorough search, right?

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You should get going.

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So, we can wrap it in silk,

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or, for a more rustic feel... burlap.

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Oh... that's neat, but...

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We want these nups to be toit.

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- Excuse me?
- Could we wrap the flowers

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in "New York Times" crossword puzzles
from key dates in our lives?

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Oh... is that something you'd like?

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Uh, boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!

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Here's the deposit.

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I designed you a signature cocktail.

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I call it the "Peraltiago."

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Ooh!

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Mm... and the judges give
it a score of...

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Jeremy, did you make that cake
that I called you about?

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Yes, I wasn't entirely sure
if you were joking or not, but...

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A Nakatomi Plaza cake?

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The groom is on a licorice hose.

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Welcome to the wedding, pal.

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Oh, Amy.

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These nups may be getting too toit.

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Since Diaz and Boyle are
searching for Peanut Butter,

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I need you to be available to work
any cases that might come in.

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Of course, Captain. My pleasure.

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Morning, Amanda.

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Oh, and I thought we should transfer

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the Glenmoore assault to the Nine-Eight.

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Absolutely. Brian.

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Looking swole.

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You're looking swole. Is today leg day?

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Legs for an hour, two hours
blasting the glutes.

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Terry's got butt for days!

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Excuse me?

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I said, "Terry's got butt for days!"

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Please stop talking about my body.

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- What?
- I'm Teri.

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You just said I had "butt for days."

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Oh, I see what just happened.

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Terry's gonna regret this.

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- Are you threatening me?
- No!

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No, no. This is a misunderstanding.

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My name is also Terry,
and I was talking about my butt.

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So you were complimenting your own body?

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Well, I'm pretty proud of it.

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Do you know how old I am?

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Okay. Apology accepted.

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Seems pretty arrogant, though.

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This might not be the right time,

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but talking about yourself
in the third person

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- has finally...
- Terry knows!

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- I love our venue so much.
- Me too.

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It's like our very own Hogwarts.

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- Yes! And I'm Hermione.
- Yes! And I am Snape.

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- What?
- I never realized I could

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have feelings this strong
about a building.

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Okay, we just have to
drop off our deposit,

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and then we're done for the day.

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Well, it
would appear that we have achieved

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what scholars refer to
as the "toitest of nups"!

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Indeed!

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Ooh!

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Oh, hi Susan.

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- Hey.
- We're normal people.

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Hi, I was just about to call you guys.

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Ah, well, no need to call,
because we are here.

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- And we've got our deposit.
- Thank you so much.

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We just booked all our vendors.
It's really happening.

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Yeah, about that...

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Wait, what's wrong? Something's wrong.

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That's the look my mom
gave me right before

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she told me that my dad left.

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Oh, God, did my dad leave my mom again?

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- How do you know my mom and dad?
- You know, I'm so sorry.

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There must have been a mix-up.

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Someone just contacted my manager

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and booked the venue
before you got here.

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But we had an oral agreement.

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You said we had until
the end of the day... EOD.

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It's not EOD. The D hasn't E'd.

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It won't be E'd for ages!

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I'm sorry. It's out of
my hands, you know?

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Someone just swooped in and got it.

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Wait. Susan... Susan!

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Who? Who would do that?

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Amy, we had something great
in the palm of our hands,

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and then someone swooped
in at the last minute

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and stole it?

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There's only one person
who would do that.

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No. But... it couldn't be!

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Ah, but it is.

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The Vulture!

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Suckers.

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Oh, no. Our nups have been un-toitened.

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We've got loose nups.

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Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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What's your game here, Vulture, huh?

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Why are you renting our venue?

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Why do you think, meat farts?

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- I'm getting married.
- Really?

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You once told me that marriage
is for women and gays.

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And that the only thing you're married
to is banging married chicks.

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Yeah, and I meant it all.

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But love? Love hath changed me.

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No it hathn't.
You just vultured our venue.

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Yeah, but I did it for love.

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My fiancée, she means everything to me.

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You know, she's hot like a chick,
she's smart like a guy.

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Just talking to her
gives me a Harrelson.

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- Harrelson?
- Woody.

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- Ew.
- Yeah.

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Look, I know I've become
that gross, sappy guy,

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but dude, she's the first
chick I ever wanted

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to hang out with post-bang.

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I can't believe a real person
has agreed to marry you.

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Oh, my lady's real, all right.

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Her name is Jean Munhroe,

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and we complete the living hell
out of each other...

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sometimes twice a night.

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both groan]

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Hey, you know what?

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I need to handle this right now.

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Look, I know how hard
it is to find a venue.

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But if it could happen for me,
it could happen for you.

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It happened for you because
it did happen for us.

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Chins up, dingdongs.

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I'm trying to be happy over here.

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Ugh.

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Jake, what are we gonna do?

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We already gave deposits
to all our vendors.

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We're gonna get this place back.

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How? The Vulture's not gonna budge.

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Yeah, maybe, but he does
have a weak spot: his woman.

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Not that women are weak.
Just, she's our best shot,

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- and she happens to be a woman.
- Totally.

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Let's go talk to that spineless skank.

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Yeah.

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Why do we even have
police horses anymore?

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We have motorcycles now.
They're faster, cooler.

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They also don't get boners
in the background

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of every photo of you and the mayor.

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What do you mean?
A horse is a perfect partner.

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Tough, scary, and they don't show you

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30 pictures of their kid dressed
as Wario for Halloween.

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I'm not talking about Nikolaj.

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I literally just showed you
those pictures five minutes ago.

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Really? I don't remember that.

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Hmm.

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NYPD! Hands where we can see 'em!

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Step away from Peanut Butter.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?

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You guys thought you could catch me?

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I'll head him off.

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Fine, I'll get the dumb horse.

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All right. Oh, boy, oh, boy.

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Come on, you idiot!

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Run!

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Ugh, you dumb horse.

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Ha!

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Peanut Butter!

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Stop! Peanut Butter, stop!

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- Stop!
- Boyle!

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Just let go!

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Okay, we have to force the She-Vulture,

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Jean Munhroe, to give us our venue
back, so put on your game face,

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'cause we're about to
stare down the devil.

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Devil can't stare if the
devil's got tears in her eyes

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and blood in her ears.

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Oh, I love your intensity.

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All right, this is where she works.

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"The Zenith Fund."

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Ulch, it even sounds evil.

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Of course it is.
She's marrying the Vulture.

253
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Everything about her is evil.

254
00:08:55,656 --> 00:08:59,126
Time to enter the den of bastards
who deserve to die.

255
00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:03,236
All right, snake, show your face...
it's a charity.

256
00:09:03,271 --> 00:09:04,671
Amy, it's a charity.

257
00:09:04,707 --> 00:09:06,742
Look at this: "Jean, your selflessness

258
00:09:06,777 --> 00:09:10,033
"puts us all to shame.
Humbled, Michelle Obama."

259
00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:12,387
Damn, Jean.

260
00:09:12,422 --> 00:09:14,224
Hi. Can I help you?

261
00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:16,629
Uh, yes. We're looking for Jean Munhroe.

262
00:09:16,664 --> 00:09:18,699
- We know her fiancé.
- Oh, I'm Jean.

263
00:09:18,735 --> 00:09:20,770
Are you Jake and Amy?

264
00:09:20,806 --> 00:09:22,407
Keith has told me all about you.

265
00:09:22,442 --> 00:09:23,977
- He says you guys are the best.
- Really?

266
00:09:24,013 --> 00:09:26,549
- Keith says that?
- Yeah... oh, Janice?

267
00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:28,787
That village needs rice.
Double the last shipment.

268
00:09:28,822 --> 00:09:31,251
Just take the overage
out of my paycheck.

269
00:09:31,627 --> 00:09:34,298
So, what brings you guys
to the Zenith Fund?

270
00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,870
Uh... actually,
something super important...

271
00:09:36,905 --> 00:09:38,506
Oh, I am so sorry.

272
00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:40,543
- I've gotta take this.
- Mm-hmm.

273
00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,163
What do you mean, "roadblock"?

274
00:09:42,199 --> 00:09:44,251
Do I have to fly down there
and talk to the rebels myself?

275
00:09:44,286 --> 00:09:45,821
Just get the rice to those kids.

276
00:09:45,856 --> 00:09:48,032
Asante sana, Rafiki.

277
00:09:48,461 --> 00:09:49,728
Sorry about that.

278
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,465
Wow, your job sounds very intense.

279
00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,302
No, no, no, it's nothing
compared to what

280
00:09:53,338 --> 00:09:54,939
these children go through
on a daily basis.

281
00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:57,377
It really puts things in perspective.

282
00:09:57,412 --> 00:09:58,479
- Right.
- So,

283
00:09:58,514 --> 00:09:59,849
what was the important thing

284
00:09:59,884 --> 00:10:00,884
you came down here to talk about?

285
00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,589
Uh... the kids.

286
00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:05,828
- And the rice.
- And...

287
00:10:05,863 --> 00:10:09,123
putting the rice... in the kids.

288
00:10:09,536 --> 00:10:13,042
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have two new donors!

289
00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,480
Yay!

290
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:16,883
Ooh, there's a bell.

291
00:10:16,918 --> 00:10:18,486
Oh!

292
00:10:18,521 --> 00:10:21,598
Do y'all have an ATM?

293
00:10:21,962 --> 00:10:25,433
Sir, can I get $350 in petty cash?

294
00:10:25,468 --> 00:10:28,005
I need to throw an ice cream party
for Teri-with-an-I, make sure

295
00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,976
- there's no hard feelings.
- Why?

296
00:10:30,011 --> 00:10:31,679
She gets it was a misunderstanding.

297
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,582
She's a Teri, and you're a Terrance who,

298
00:10:33,618 --> 00:10:36,923
even though he's not a child,
still goes by a nickname ending in a Y.

299
00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:39,494
I mean, don't people call you Ray?

300
00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:40,763
How dare you.

301
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,434
Sir, I don't want any tension

302
00:10:42,469 --> 00:10:44,771
between the squad
and the uniformed officers.

303
00:10:44,808 --> 00:10:46,543
I'm just thinking about the precinct.

304
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,878
You're lying.

305
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,614
You're upset because
Teri-with-an-I called you

306
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,487
arrogant, and you have
a pathological need to be liked.

307
00:10:52,522 --> 00:10:54,558
What? No, I don't.

308
00:10:54,593 --> 00:10:56,428
I just happen to be a great person

309
00:10:56,464 --> 00:10:58,065
who's naturally beloved by all...

310
00:10:58,101 --> 00:11:00,326
despite my personal ambivalence.

311
00:11:00,362 --> 00:11:03,476
Well, if that's true, then you won't
mind walking across the bullpen

312
00:11:03,511 --> 00:11:05,814
without saying hello to anybody.

313
00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:07,150
No problem.

314
00:11:07,185 --> 00:11:08,920
No nods allowed.

315
00:11:08,956 --> 00:11:10,056
What?

316
00:11:10,091 --> 00:11:11,692
Okay, it's gonna be okay.

317
00:11:11,727 --> 00:11:13,462
You're a busy sergeant.

318
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,633
They can't always expect you to
be friendly.

319
00:11:15,668 --> 00:11:17,437
Time to go to frown town.

320
00:11:17,472 --> 00:11:19,074
Let's do this, Jeffords.

321
00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:20,476
- Hey, Sarge.
- Bill!

322
00:11:20,512 --> 00:11:21,813
What up, man?

323
00:11:23,184 --> 00:11:24,184
You were right.

324
00:11:24,219 --> 00:11:26,455
Terry loves to be loved!

325
00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:29,060
Hey, Monica! Hey, Dough.

326
00:11:29,096 --> 00:11:31,833
Ooh, who wants a nod?

327
00:11:31,868 --> 00:11:34,504
Hey. Any luck finding a new venue

328
00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:36,108
- that's available on May 15th?
- Yeah.

329
00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:38,479
May 15, 2026.

330
00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:39,816
Please tell me the vendors
are giving us back

331
00:11:39,851 --> 00:11:41,151
- our deposits.
- Yes.

332
00:11:41,187 --> 00:11:42,788
One of them. The photographer.

333
00:11:42,824 --> 00:11:44,224
Provided that you hang out with him,

334
00:11:44,259 --> 00:11:45,660
so how do you feel about
spending the weekend

335
00:11:45,695 --> 00:11:46,762
on his houseboat in Yonkers?

336
00:11:46,798 --> 00:11:47,998
Ugh, Jake.

337
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,568
Forget the perfect wedding.

338
00:11:49,603 --> 00:11:50,938
- We're screwed.
- I know.

339
00:11:50,973 --> 00:11:53,709
I can't believe that saint of a woman
is actually marrying the Vulture.

340
00:11:53,744 --> 00:11:55,279
Maybe he's changed.

341
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,582
- How is that even possible?
- I don't know.

342
00:11:56,617 --> 00:11:57,785
Nothing makes sense anymore.

343
00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:00,289
The Vulture's not the Vulture,
good is bad, up is down,

344
00:12:00,325 --> 00:12:01,692
there's a young pope, winter has come.

345
00:12:01,727 --> 00:12:03,897
That reminds me: I ordered
some premium cable channels.

346
00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:08,005
Hitchcock? What was that sound?

347
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,876
I just got an alert from my hookup app.

348
00:12:09,911 --> 00:12:12,781
I'm about to boink with a
local single in my area.

349
00:12:14,086 --> 00:12:15,286
- Ames.
- Jake.

350
00:12:15,321 --> 00:12:16,588
- Ames.
- Jake!

351
00:12:16,624 --> 00:12:17,660
- Ames!
- Jake!

352
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,694
Up is up, down is down,
the Vulture still boinks!

353
00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:22,486
I need to handle this right now.

354
00:12:22,522 --> 00:12:24,421
I can't believe that bastard
is cheating on nice Jean.

355
00:12:24,457 --> 00:12:26,108
We have to save her.
We have to break them up.

356
00:12:26,143 --> 00:12:27,978
- For nice Jean!
- And the starving kids.

357
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,681
- And Michelle Obama.
- And a little side benefit:

358
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,500
if we break them up,
we get our venue back.

359
00:12:31,536 --> 00:12:33,088
Yes, but the main reason
is to save a wonderful person

360
00:12:33,124 --> 00:12:34,658
from making a horrible mistake.

361
00:12:34,693 --> 00:12:36,061
Of course. That's obviously the point.

362
00:12:36,096 --> 00:12:37,664
The venue is just secondary.

363
00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:38,800
What venue? We're great people.

364
00:12:38,835 --> 00:12:41,038
Hey, Jake.

365
00:12:41,768 --> 00:12:42,836
See?

366
00:12:43,428 --> 00:12:45,703
Okay, so the Vulture
is cheating on Jean Munhroe,

367
00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:47,895
which totally tracks, because
he is the epitome of awful.

368
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,743
- Ooh, nice use of "epitome."
- Thanks, babe.

369
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,247
My question is, why pretend to change?

370
00:12:51,282 --> 00:12:52,749
I mean, why get married at all?

371
00:12:52,786 --> 00:12:54,253
I'll tell you why.

372
00:12:54,288 --> 00:12:56,390
Because Jean's dad
is worth $100 million,

373
00:12:56,426 --> 00:12:57,927
and she's his only heir.

374
00:12:57,963 --> 00:12:59,489
Then why did she need our $1,000?

375
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:01,902
I mean, I'm so happy we gave the money

376
00:13:01,937 --> 00:13:03,338
so the kids could have rice
and et cetera.

377
00:13:03,373 --> 00:13:04,941
- So, how do we break them up?
- Simple.

378
00:13:04,977 --> 00:13:06,510
We catfish him with
Hitchcock's hookup app.

379
00:13:06,546 --> 00:13:08,882
Then, when he takes the bait,
we make him end things

380
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,820
with Jean respectfully and gently.

381
00:13:10,855 --> 00:13:12,289
Perfect. She hurts for a bit,

382
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:13,859
but she eventually moves on,

383
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,028
and she finds a much better man.

384
00:13:15,063 --> 00:13:17,800
Yes. And as a distant, secondary
benefit, we get the mansion back.

385
00:13:17,836 --> 00:13:19,287
Agreed. Okay.

386
00:13:19,323 --> 00:13:21,073
So, let's create a temptress

387
00:13:21,109 --> 00:13:23,011
- that will boink-match with him.
- Yeah.

388
00:13:23,046 --> 00:13:25,348
- What's the sexiest name?
- Valerie.

389
00:13:25,812 --> 00:13:27,880
That was fast. Do you know a Valerie?

390
00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:29,897
No. I wish.

391
00:13:30,895 --> 00:13:32,396
All right, she's 19,

392
00:13:32,431 --> 00:13:34,934
from Daytona, and her job
is "spray tannist."

393
00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:36,872
Ugh, "tannist." Not a real word.

394
00:13:36,907 --> 00:13:37,874
- It's perfect.
- Yeah.

395
00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:39,310
Okay, she's into

396
00:13:39,345 --> 00:13:41,380
spring break, bong rips, slurping shots,

397
00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:43,606
and crop tops that say "little cutie."

398
00:13:43,642 --> 00:13:45,591
- Noice.
- She is not into...

399
00:13:45,627 --> 00:13:48,294
nerds, wearing pants,
needy guys, monogamy,

400
00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:50,584
or feminism, and her quote is,

401
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,593
"Whatever happened
to 'Girls Gone Wild'?"

402
00:13:52,629 --> 00:13:54,974
This Valerie sounds like a real pill.

403
00:13:56,579 --> 00:13:59,116
Okay. Let's see who our matches are.

404
00:13:59,151 --> 00:14:01,187
Here we go.

405
00:14:01,222 --> 00:14:02,866
Uh-huh.

406
00:14:02,902 --> 00:14:04,193
Gross, mm-hmm.

407
00:14:04,516 --> 00:14:06,351
Oh, Hitchcock.

408
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:09,136
I mean, "Dave, age 28"?

409
00:14:09,171 --> 00:14:10,605
- Ugh.
- Come on.

410
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,142
- Oh!
- Gotcha.

411
00:14:12,177 --> 00:14:14,062
There he is. All right.

412
00:14:14,098 --> 00:14:15,873
And so begins the delicate dance.

413
00:14:15,909 --> 00:14:17,930
We begin with a simple hello.

414
00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:19,741
And then we wait, so as
not to seem too aggressive...

415
00:14:19,777 --> 00:14:21,329
No, he sent us a picture of his penis!

416
00:14:22,398 --> 00:14:24,032
Oh, God, he just sent 15 more.

417
00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:25,235
Oh, God, it's horrible.
But it's wonderful.

418
00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:26,852
We're gonna save Jean!

419
00:14:26,888 --> 00:14:28,074
Yes, and we're gonna
get the mansion back!

420
00:14:28,109 --> 00:14:30,126
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, he put a little hat on it.

421
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:31,195
Ugh.

422
00:14:31,516 --> 00:14:33,151
Hey, there you are.

423
00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:34,988
- You okay?
- Yeah, no burns.

424
00:14:35,023 --> 00:14:37,058
The doctor said I was lucky
my body was so damp.

425
00:14:37,094 --> 00:14:38,594
- So why did it take so long?
- Well, the EMT spent

426
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:40,098
loads of time on Peanut Butter.

427
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,167
But you know what?

428
00:14:41,203 --> 00:14:44,647
I don't care, because I saved
that dumb horse, so I'm the hero.

429
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:48,034
And this time, when I get my medal,
my whole face will be in the picture.

430
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,375
- You haven't seen "The Post," have you?
- What? No.

431
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,554
- Why?
- Somebody was walking

432
00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:54,092
by the fire and took a picture
on their cell phone.

433
00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:57,265
What? That's not what happened.
I saved him.

434
00:14:57,301 --> 00:14:58,634
That's not how they're reporting it.

435
00:14:58,670 --> 00:15:00,705
No, look. "Daily News" got it right.

436
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:02,175
Yeah.

437
00:15:02,211 --> 00:15:04,580
"Hero Cop Saves Helpless Buffoon."

438
00:15:04,615 --> 00:15:07,652
Oh, no. Am I the buffoon?

439
00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:09,599
Uh-oh, dropped your phone.
Now we'll never know.

440
00:15:09,635 --> 00:15:10,870
Wait.

441
00:15:10,906 --> 00:15:12,440
There was a dash cam in the car.

442
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,032
We have footage of what really happened!

443
00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:16,252
Brass already called. They don't
want us releasing that footage.

444
00:15:16,288 --> 00:15:18,482
A hero horse is good PR
for the department.

445
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,157
Hey, man, uh...
Peanut Butter's going on "Ellen."

446
00:15:21,193 --> 00:15:23,584
"Ellen"? That's my dream!

447
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:26,805
Now he gets to dance with DJ tWitch!

448
00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:29,496
What's going on here?

449
00:15:29,817 --> 00:15:32,419
I'm throwing Teri-with-an-I's
party with my own money.

450
00:15:32,455 --> 00:15:34,103
I didn't know her favorite
kind of ice cream,

451
00:15:34,139 --> 00:15:35,768
so I printed a photo of her
and showed it

452
00:15:35,805 --> 00:15:38,333
to all the ice cream places
within 30 blocks.

453
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:41,554
Nobody recognized her,
so I got every flavor... 200 pints.

454
00:15:41,589 --> 00:15:43,324
This is the greatest day of my life.

455
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,762
Have you considered
this Teri-with-an-I might not

456
00:15:45,798 --> 00:15:48,267
- be an ice cream person?
- I did think that.

457
00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:49,952
That's why there's a taco bar coming.

458
00:15:49,988 --> 00:15:51,722
- Yes.
- Plus barbecue.

459
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:52,843
- Yes.
- Plus a popcorn guy.

460
00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:54,413
- Yes.
- Plus vegan options.

461
00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:55,515
- Why?
- Sergeant,

462
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,218
you've become unhinged.

463
00:15:57,254 --> 00:15:58,421
There's always gonna
be people in this world

464
00:15:58,456 --> 00:15:59,489
who don't like you.

465
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,725
That's a fact of life.

466
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,991
I hear you, sir.

467
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,399
But I hate the feeling
of people being mad at me.

468
00:16:04,435 --> 00:16:06,170
So what?

469
00:16:06,205 --> 00:16:07,873
I was voted least friendly
in high school,

470
00:16:07,909 --> 00:16:09,343
and here I am, a police captain.

471
00:16:09,378 --> 00:16:11,313
Do you know what Mr. Popularity

472
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:13,598
Vincent Mondale is doing these days?

473
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:15,488
He's a sociologist, for God's sake.

474
00:16:15,523 --> 00:16:17,392
Sociologist, Terry.

475
00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:19,229
I'm sorry, but I gotta do this.

476
00:16:19,264 --> 00:16:21,134
Okay, but just know...

477
00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:23,914
if you go through with this party,

478
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,383
I will like you less.

479
00:16:28,282 --> 00:16:29,750
Hello, Vulture. Got a minute?

480
00:16:29,786 --> 00:16:31,387
Doesn't matter. We don't care.

481
00:16:31,422 --> 00:16:33,190
Let me guess. You guys are here to cry

482
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,526
about the wedding venue
that I stole from you

483
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,397
- fair and square, right?
- No.

484
00:16:36,432 --> 00:16:38,367
Actually, we wanna talk to you
about some other things.

485
00:16:38,403 --> 00:16:40,973
Like spring break, slurping shots,

486
00:16:41,008 --> 00:16:42,709
and hating pants.

487
00:16:42,744 --> 00:16:45,136
Wait a second, why does
that sound familiar?

488
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,952
I don't know.
Maybe you should ask... Valerie.

489
00:16:47,988 --> 00:16:49,991
Yeah, that's right. We catfished you.

490
00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:51,660
- Boom.
- You're Valerie?

491
00:16:51,696 --> 00:16:53,264
Ah, I can't believe I actually wasted

492
00:16:53,299 --> 00:16:55,390
my sweet dong snaps on you bozos.

493
00:16:55,426 --> 00:16:57,840
All right, here's how this is gonna go.

494
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,643
You are gonna break up with Jean,

495
00:16:59,678 --> 00:17:02,482
because we all know you're just
marrying her for her money.

496
00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:03,952
You're gonna do it nicely
and respectfully,

497
00:17:03,987 --> 00:17:05,588
and you're gonna make
a generous donation

498
00:17:05,623 --> 00:17:06,791
- to her charity.
- Nice touch, Ames.

499
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:07,993
You guys got it all wrong.

500
00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:09,296
I don't care that she's rich.

501
00:17:09,331 --> 00:17:10,331
Look, I love her.

502
00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:11,767
I just got spooked.

503
00:17:11,803 --> 00:17:13,003
You put a vulture into a cage, and...

504
00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,673
It freaks out.

505
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,310
Actually, vultures do
very well in captivity

506
00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:18,681
- and they mate for life.
- Research burn.

507
00:17:18,716 --> 00:17:21,925
All right, look. I'm deleting the app
from my phone as we speak, okay?

508
00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:23,963
Come on. Jean's over 30.

509
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,515
No amount of money in the entire world

510
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:27,118
could make me marry a woman that old.

511
00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:28,467
But love can. And will.

512
00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:29,874
You have two options.

513
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,177
Either you break up with her...

514
00:17:31,213 --> 00:17:32,910
Or we send her the penis pics...

515
00:17:32,945 --> 00:17:35,581
even the one next to the...
I'm guessing, a mini soda can?

516
00:17:35,617 --> 00:17:36,951
- Nah, it was regular size.
- Really?

517
00:17:36,987 --> 00:17:39,422
Oh, Jean's here. So what's it gonna be?

518
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,028
You gonna tell her, or do we have to?

519
00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:43,631
- I've changed.
- Nope.

520
00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:44,967
- I won't do it again.
- Nope.

521
00:17:45,003 --> 00:17:46,637
I'll give you the venue.

522
00:17:46,672 --> 00:17:47,962
- Oh.
- What's that?

523
00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:49,911
I'll give you the venue
if you don't say anything,

524
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:51,580
but if you do, I'm gonna keep it.

525
00:17:51,615 --> 00:17:53,931
Even if she and I break up, all right?
I love her.

526
00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:55,990
I promise you this.

527
00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:57,559
- Deal.
- Okay.

528
00:17:57,594 --> 00:17:59,095
Now just act normal, please.

529
00:17:59,131 --> 00:18:00,933
Oh, wow. What a surprise.

530
00:18:00,968 --> 00:18:02,870
- My donors.
- Hello, Jean Munhroe!

531
00:18:02,905 --> 00:18:05,359
Nice to see you, Jean Munhroe!

532
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,840
You all looked so intense
when I got here.

533
00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:09,042
What were you talking about?

534
00:18:09,078 --> 00:18:10,044
- Crime scene.
- Soup.

535
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,647
Uh... soup crime scene.

536
00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:13,512
The Chowder Killer's back at it again.

537
00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:15,283
Oh, I haven't heard of him.

538
00:18:15,319 --> 00:18:17,471
Yeah, well, he just moved
to Manhattan...

539
00:18:17,507 --> 00:18:19,275
from New England.

540
00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:21,775
You guys are so lucky
to all work together.

541
00:18:21,812 --> 00:18:24,856
Oh, my gosh, what is Keith like at work?

542
00:18:24,892 --> 00:18:26,928
Aw, Keith? Our Keith?

543
00:18:26,964 --> 00:18:28,355
Well, he's a real crack-up,

544
00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:29,558
I'll tell you that for free.

545
00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:31,485
We have so many inside jokes.

546
00:18:31,521 --> 00:18:32,911
- So many inside jokes.
- Mm-hmm.

547
00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:34,607
Hey, guys... potato salad?

548
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,445
You wouldn't understand. It's from work.

549
00:18:38,481 --> 00:18:40,015
Oh, my gosh, you guys are so crazy.

550
00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:41,540
Yeah.

551
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,174
So how did you two meet?

552
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,847
Oh, someone stole from my charity,

553
00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:46,885
and another detective was
working on the case so hard

554
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,124
for months, and Keith came in,

555
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,396
and solved it right away.

556
00:18:51,432 --> 00:18:53,218
Swooped in like an eagle.

557
00:18:53,254 --> 00:18:55,223
That's why my nickname's the Eagle.

558
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,626
- Right, guys?
- Yep.

559
00:18:56,662 --> 00:18:58,816
Everyone calls him...

560
00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:00,611
The Eagle.

561
00:19:00,647 --> 00:19:02,860
So, when did you decide to propose?

562
00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:06,457
Oh... ah, well, we were
just hanging out one night,

563
00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:09,763
and I looked over at Amy and it hit me.

564
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:12,970
She's incredible and my best friend,

565
00:19:13,006 --> 00:19:15,108
and I just knew in that moment...

566
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,339
I wanted to spend my life with her.

567
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:20,038
I know what you mean.
Keith and I are the same way.

568
00:19:20,074 --> 00:19:23,024
It is so nice to finally find
someone I can trust.

569
00:19:23,059 --> 00:19:24,927
Oh, boy.

570
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,089
- I can't do this.
- Yeah, it's bad.

571
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,731
Jean, we have to show you something.

572
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,707
- No!
- A penis? Why?

573
00:19:31,742 --> 00:19:33,937
Yep, should've explained it first.

574
00:19:34,077 --> 00:19:36,720
Reese Witherspoon is optioning
the Peanut Butter story?

575
00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:38,725
- What?
- Forget that dumb horse.

576
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,163
Have you seen this?

577
00:19:42,102 --> 00:19:44,037
"Exclusive Dash Cam Footage Reveals

578
00:19:44,073 --> 00:19:46,242
Hero Cop Saved Sergeant Peanut Butter."

579
00:19:46,278 --> 00:19:48,511
I don't understand. How'd they get this?

580
00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:49,714
Somebody must have leaked it.

581
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,133
Perfect partner isn't a horse.

582
00:19:51,169 --> 00:19:53,819
The perfect partner is somebody who,
no matter how much they hate you,

583
00:19:53,854 --> 00:19:54,954
would run through a fire
to save your life.

584
00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:57,038
Aw. Thank you, Rosa.

585
00:19:57,074 --> 00:19:59,587
You're welcome. All right, come with me.

586
00:19:59,623 --> 00:20:00,966
We're going to Shaw's.

587
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,070
- Whoa, all this is for me?
- Yep.

588
00:20:03,106 --> 00:20:05,699
You saved Peanut Butter,
even though he's a dick.

589
00:20:05,735 --> 00:20:08,548
- He is a dick.
- To Charles Boyle, everybody!

590
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,248
To Charles Boyle!

591
00:20:10,284 --> 00:20:11,888
Thanks, guys.

592
00:20:11,923 --> 00:20:14,164
So, Terry, you decided
not to throw a party

593
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,068
- for Teri-with-an-I?
- You were right.

594
00:20:16,104 --> 00:20:17,599
Why bother trying to win over a stranger

595
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,937
when I can make someone
I care about happy instead?

596
00:20:19,973 --> 00:20:22,342
Well, for the record, Jeffords...

597
00:20:22,975 --> 00:20:25,778
I like you a lot and I always have.

598
00:20:25,815 --> 00:20:27,953
All right. Whatever.

599
00:20:28,432 --> 00:20:29,732
I taught him well.

600
00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:31,924
Who am I kidding? Terry needs a hug!

601
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,697
Mm?

602
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,215
Hey, I'm still a little shaken up.

603
00:20:37,251 --> 00:20:39,176
- We did the right thing, right?
- Yes, definitely.

604
00:20:39,211 --> 00:20:41,021
She's way better off without him.

605
00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:42,282
And she let him know it.

606
00:20:42,317 --> 00:20:44,049
Yeah, for a human angel,
girl could throw down.

607
00:20:44,085 --> 00:20:45,519
I hate wasting rice...

608
00:20:45,555 --> 00:20:47,788
but I hate you more!

609
00:20:47,824 --> 00:20:49,624
She may be the coolest woman
I've ever met.

610
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,409
- Yeah.
- So, what's up with the wedding?

611
00:20:51,445 --> 00:20:52,687
Do we need to find a new venue?

612
00:20:52,723 --> 00:20:54,974
Actually, we found a place
that's available on the same date.

613
00:20:55,009 --> 00:20:57,780
- Ooh, is it another mansion?
- No, it is not.

614
00:20:58,105 --> 00:20:59,821
Listen up, everybody!

615
00:20:59,857 --> 00:21:01,081
We are getting married

616
00:21:01,117 --> 00:21:03,115
- in a public rec center!
- Super cheap!

617
00:21:03,151 --> 00:21:04,818
- On a basketball court!
- Squeak-squeak!

618
00:21:04,854 --> 00:21:07,083
- With one working bathroom!
- Ladies gotta wait!

619
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:08,553
And it's in deep Staten Island.

620
00:21:08,589 --> 00:21:10,104
Destination wedding, y'all!

621
00:21:10,556 --> 00:21:11,891
But the point is,

622
00:21:11,927 --> 00:21:14,847
these nuptials are still gonna be...
mad toit.

623
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,183
I would marry you in a dumpster.

624
00:21:16,218 --> 00:21:18,320
Aww, I would marry you in a dumpster.

625
00:21:18,356 --> 00:21:20,844
Dudes, the Vulture's throwing

626
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,051
an all-girl pudding wrestling
party in a mansion in May!

627
00:21:24,087 --> 00:21:26,874
It's the only important thing
happening that day!

628
00:21:27,488 --> 00:21:29,185
- After party?
- Fits our budget.

