1 00:00:02,333 --> 00:00:03,934 Gobble! Gobble! 2 00:00:03,969 --> 00:00:06,473 Tommy Gobbler's back and he wants to hear 3 00:00:06,508 --> 00:00:08,844 what you turkeys are thankful for. 4 00:00:08,879 --> 00:00:10,563 - Charles, you gotta stop. - Nah. 5 00:00:10,599 --> 00:00:12,175 I don't gobble understand people. 6 00:00:12,211 --> 00:00:13,244 - But, Charles... - Gobble. 7 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,340 - Dude. - Gobble. 8 00:00:14,376 --> 00:00:16,762 Gobble, gobble, your tail feather is caught in the gobble door. 9 00:00:16,798 --> 00:00:18,505 Thank you. Gobble... wait, what? 10 00:00:20,403 --> 00:00:21,903 Ow. 11 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,841 I think your feathers are ripping. 12 00:00:23,876 --> 00:00:25,711 Gobble. 13 00:00:25,747 --> 00:00:27,515 Gobble. 14 00:00:42,853 --> 00:00:46,857 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 15 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:49,268 All right, you know the drill. 16 00:00:49,304 --> 00:00:51,429 We've been living and breathing this operation for years. 17 00:00:51,465 --> 00:00:53,867 It goes down today and we only get one shot. 18 00:00:53,903 --> 00:00:57,184 Thanksgiving 2017, the meeting of the parents. 19 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:59,456 Our objective is clear. Our parents will laugh, 20 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:02,263 they will bond, and then when the time is right, 21 00:01:02,299 --> 00:01:04,054 our fathers will share a hug good-bye 22 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:06,467 and it will be weird, but in the good way. 23 00:01:06,503 --> 00:01:08,363 Oh, my God. What is that photo? 24 00:01:08,399 --> 00:01:09,999 I did an image search for dad's hugging. 25 00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:11,636 I didn't have a lot of time to put this board together. 26 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:14,039 Now then, let's review our targets, shall we? 27 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:16,045 First we have the Santiagos: Camila and Victor. 28 00:01:16,081 --> 00:01:17,548 They are traditional, reserved, 29 00:01:17,584 --> 00:01:19,017 and like their daughter, controlling. 30 00:01:19,053 --> 00:01:20,588 I wouldn't say I'm controlling. 31 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:21,913 I would say I'm Type A. 32 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,685 You should write Type A there instead of controlling. 33 00:01:23,721 --> 00:01:25,197 Vivid example of what we're up against. 34 00:01:25,233 --> 00:01:27,134 Now then, on the other side, we have the Peraltas: 35 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:30,317 Karen and Roger. They are perfectly normal, no known flaws. 36 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,879 All right, fine. My dad's a selfish drunken slut 37 00:01:32,914 --> 00:01:35,233 - and my mom's a flighty weirdo. - This is gonna be a disaster. 38 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:38,624 I knew you'd say that, which is why we have this. 39 00:01:38,659 --> 00:01:40,127 A list of things they have in common. 40 00:01:40,162 --> 00:01:41,763 We can use it to grease the conversation. 41 00:01:41,798 --> 00:01:44,168 Ooh, convo grease. 42 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:45,814 This is perfect. 43 00:01:45,850 --> 00:01:48,543 Okay, our dads both golf. Our mom's both paint. 44 00:01:48,579 --> 00:01:50,481 All four of them have hair. 45 00:01:50,516 --> 00:01:51,716 Yeah, but that's bottom of the barrel stuff. 46 00:01:51,752 --> 00:01:53,153 We're not gonna have to use that. 47 00:01:53,188 --> 00:01:54,923 Oh, you did a lot of work on this. 48 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:56,927 - I'm really impressed. - Oh, well, you know, 49 00:01:56,962 --> 00:01:59,198 it's really important to me. I feel like it's a chance 50 00:01:59,234 --> 00:02:01,169 for me to finally have the big family Thanksgiving 51 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,407 - I never got as a kid. - Oh, babe. 52 00:02:03,442 --> 00:02:04,742 It's gonna be amazing. 53 00:02:08,552 --> 00:02:10,087 Are you erasing the word controlling behind my back 54 00:02:10,122 --> 00:02:12,558 - while we kiss? - Mm-hmm. 55 00:02:12,593 --> 00:02:14,862 We can keep it in my office until it's time to leave. 56 00:02:14,898 --> 00:02:16,633 What do you have in the pastry box, sir? Brownies? 57 00:02:16,668 --> 00:02:18,127 No, you hold brownies from the side. 58 00:02:18,163 --> 00:02:19,363 He's holding it from the bottom. 59 00:02:19,399 --> 00:02:20,908 True. Maybe it s a cheesecake. 60 00:02:20,943 --> 00:02:22,778 But there's no condensation on the box. 61 00:02:22,814 --> 00:02:24,549 - It's room temperature. - Look at the finger spread, 62 00:02:24,584 --> 00:02:25,884 tensing in the shoulders. 63 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,090 He's supporting something dense. 64 00:02:28,525 --> 00:02:30,728 - It's a pie. - It is a pie. 65 00:02:30,763 --> 00:02:33,867 - Damn, that was impressive. - But this is not just any pie. 66 00:02:33,902 --> 00:02:35,871 It's an English walnut pie from the Cottage Inn 67 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,808 - in Saratoga Springs. - Raymond and I drive 68 00:02:37,844 --> 00:02:39,512 all the way upstate for it every year. 69 00:02:39,547 --> 00:02:40,814 It's the finest sweet treat on earth. 70 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:42,518 Even better than a plain scone. 71 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:43,771 Wow, that good, huh? 72 00:02:43,807 --> 00:02:45,709 We're bringing it to Kevin's parents' house tonight. 73 00:02:46,128 --> 00:02:48,830 Can't wait. What do you all have planned for Turkey day? 74 00:02:48,866 --> 00:02:51,436 Well, I've got a great Thanksgiving planned. 75 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,606 Nikolaj has taken to food just like his papa, 76 00:02:53,642 --> 00:02:55,944 so I'm making an exotic spread. 77 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:58,617 If it can fly or swim, we're eating its eggs. 78 00:02:58,652 --> 00:03:00,888 Well, at the Jefford's house, it's not just Thanksgiving, 79 00:03:00,923 --> 00:03:03,827 it's also Ava's birthday, so we do it up huge. 80 00:03:03,862 --> 00:03:05,531 I got her a Perry the Parrot. 81 00:03:06,267 --> 00:03:08,736 That's a hot toy. Terry tried ten toy stores. 82 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,574 I guess I'm only one doing this holiday right. 83 00:03:10,609 --> 00:03:12,211 Hitting the open road with my bike. 84 00:03:12,246 --> 00:03:14,916 No family, no friends, no dinner. 85 00:03:14,951 --> 00:03:17,188 - That sounds really dark. - Thank you. 86 00:03:17,223 --> 00:03:19,225 Well, everyone's plans seem lovely. 87 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:20,861 Oh, Hitchcock and I didn't say ours. 88 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,075 How unfortunate. 89 00:03:22,928 --> 00:03:24,902 Okay, the house is all clean. 90 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,206 The wine is in the fridge. 91 00:03:26,241 --> 00:03:27,808 What is this pitcher of gray water? 92 00:03:27,844 --> 00:03:30,914 I read an article that said when you wash vegetables, 93 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:32,985 all the nutrients leech into the water 94 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:36,159 and then you can drink it. They call it a super water. 95 00:03:36,194 --> 00:03:37,995 Oh. Well, that's neat. 96 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:40,200 I am gonna just hide it right over here. 97 00:03:40,236 --> 00:03:41,636 Dad, you almost ready? 98 00:03:41,671 --> 00:03:43,252 The Santiago's are very punctual? 99 00:03:43,288 --> 00:03:45,223 I'm already out of the shower. 100 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:46,813 - Chill, bro. - Don't call me bro. 101 00:03:46,848 --> 00:03:48,583 - I'm your son. - Okay, dude. 102 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,220 Dude is not an improvement. 103 00:03:50,256 --> 00:03:52,091 - Oh, boy, they're here. - Oh, now, honey, 104 00:03:52,126 --> 00:03:54,729 I know you're nervous, but it's gonna be fine. 105 00:03:54,764 --> 00:03:56,232 We can handle ourselves. 106 00:03:56,268 --> 00:03:59,205 Hola. Feliz Thanksgiving. 107 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,109 Jake told me you were Cuban. 108 00:04:01,144 --> 00:04:02,912 Yes, I did, and I regret it. Come on in. 109 00:04:02,947 --> 00:04:05,250 So nice to finally meet you. I'm Victor. 110 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,288 - And I'm Camila. - Oh. 111 00:04:07,323 --> 00:04:09,258 - And you brought a turkey? - Sure did. 112 00:04:09,294 --> 00:04:11,028 Even though I told her that you were making the turkey, 113 00:04:11,063 --> 00:04:12,898 and all she needed to bring was stuffing. 114 00:04:12,934 --> 00:04:15,771 The stuffing's inside it and now we have two turkeys, 115 00:04:15,806 --> 00:04:18,243 - just in case. - In case of what? 116 00:04:18,278 --> 00:04:20,113 I don't know. 117 00:04:20,149 --> 00:04:22,117 Anyway, it was in the car when she picked me up. 118 00:04:22,153 --> 00:04:24,121 - Isn't that fun? - The most fun. 119 00:04:24,157 --> 00:04:25,691 Why don't we just get comfortable. 120 00:04:25,726 --> 00:04:27,728 - My dad is just... - Hey, Kare-bear, 121 00:04:27,763 --> 00:04:29,165 - which pants do you think... - Dad! 122 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,036 - Honey. - The Santiagos are here. 123 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:35,166 Feliz Thanksgiving. How was the trip in? 124 00:04:35,202 --> 00:04:36,512 The flight must have been awful. 125 00:04:36,548 --> 00:04:38,048 - Hey, Dad? - This holiday is the worst. 126 00:04:38,085 --> 00:04:39,752 Could we just press pause on that and maybe get some pants? 127 00:04:39,787 --> 00:04:41,589 Fine. I'll put on some pants. 128 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:42,848 Thanks. 129 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,663 Squad, bullpen, now. 130 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:47,668 - Is everything okay, sir? - No, it is not. 131 00:04:47,703 --> 00:04:49,640 I went to a meeting and when I returned, 132 00:04:49,676 --> 00:04:51,943 my pie was gone. Which one of you took it? 133 00:04:51,978 --> 00:04:54,181 Calm down, there's no need to point fingers. 134 00:04:54,423 --> 00:04:56,600 At us. It was clearly Hitchcock and Scully. 135 00:04:56,636 --> 00:04:58,580 How dare you. You have no proof. 136 00:04:58,616 --> 00:05:00,098 There's crumbs all over your desks. 137 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:01,829 Well, these aren't pie crumbs. 138 00:05:01,865 --> 00:05:04,568 Bread, cookie, pizza, sandwich, blintz, 139 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:07,040 and one good old fashioned potato chip. 140 00:05:07,863 --> 00:05:10,300 No pie here. I just humiliated you. 141 00:05:10,336 --> 00:05:12,037 Look, this doesn't have to be a big deal. 142 00:05:12,073 --> 00:05:13,687 Whoever took that pie, come forward 143 00:05:13,722 --> 00:05:15,386 and all will be forgiven. 144 00:05:16,795 --> 00:05:18,963 Smart. You knew I would never forgive you. 145 00:05:18,999 --> 00:05:21,936 But you're dumb if you think I won't get to the bottom of this. 146 00:05:21,971 --> 00:05:24,742 Everyone here is a suspect. 147 00:05:24,777 --> 00:05:26,145 Okay, not off to a great start. 148 00:05:26,181 --> 00:05:27,915 My mom brought a passive-aggressive turkey 149 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:29,618 and we all saw your dad's penis through his undies. 150 00:05:29,654 --> 00:05:31,312 What? You did? Why were you looking? 151 00:05:31,348 --> 00:05:33,366 No, I wasn't. It all happened so fast. 152 00:05:33,402 --> 00:05:35,931 Hey, everyone, I'm sorry for not being "dressed." 153 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:38,136 I didn't think you guys were gonna be so early. 154 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,935 We arrived at the agreed upon time. 155 00:05:39,971 --> 00:05:42,302 Right. So, like, super early. 156 00:05:42,338 --> 00:05:43,880 Convo grease. Convo grease them right now. 157 00:05:43,915 --> 00:05:45,417 Yes. Mrs. Peralta, 158 00:05:45,452 --> 00:05:48,757 I love this new ceramic that you painted. 159 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:50,160 You know, my mom paints as well. 160 00:05:50,195 --> 00:05:51,763 - Really? - Yes. 161 00:05:51,798 --> 00:05:53,900 - I paint on canvases though. - Oh. 162 00:05:53,935 --> 00:05:55,771 - And that's different? - Very. 163 00:05:55,806 --> 00:05:57,674 - Completely. - I just always found canvas 164 00:05:57,710 --> 00:05:59,077 to be too restricting. 165 00:05:59,113 --> 00:06:02,818 For me with bowls and vases and furniture, 166 00:06:02,853 --> 00:06:04,255 the world is my canvas. 167 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:06,893 Yes, and for me, with canvas, 168 00:06:06,928 --> 00:06:08,863 the canvas is my canvas. 169 00:06:08,899 --> 00:06:11,369 - She said "canvas" so much. - Who wants to hear a joke? 170 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,306 Do you mean like a riddle? 'Cause I love riddles. 171 00:06:13,341 --> 00:06:16,610 No, I mean like a joke joke, where I say it and you laugh. 172 00:06:16,646 --> 00:06:17,746 No, then I'm not interested. 173 00:06:17,782 --> 00:06:20,153 Oh. Well... golf. 174 00:06:20,189 --> 00:06:23,092 Yes, golf. Anyone hit the links lately? 175 00:06:23,128 --> 00:06:25,018 - I don't play golf. - What are you talking about? 176 00:06:25,054 --> 00:06:26,432 You played it all the time when I was a kid. 177 00:06:26,468 --> 00:06:29,003 - Never played golf in my life. - Jake, your remembering 178 00:06:29,039 --> 00:06:30,774 when he used to pretend to golf 179 00:06:30,809 --> 00:06:32,845 so that he could spend his Sunday's cheating on me. 180 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,982 - Ah. - Oh, yeah. 181 00:06:35,017 --> 00:06:36,786 - Oops. - But it's okay now. 182 00:06:36,821 --> 00:06:38,456 We're happy, we're back together... 183 00:06:38,492 --> 00:06:39,992 - We're cool. - And, you know, 184 00:06:40,027 --> 00:06:41,863 all relationships have rough patches. 185 00:06:41,898 --> 00:06:43,782 - Right, Camila? - No. 186 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:47,294 - Jake. - Hair. 187 00:06:48,023 --> 00:06:50,914 We all have hair. 188 00:06:50,949 --> 00:06:51,983 Mm. 189 00:06:53,211 --> 00:06:54,246 Okay, this is bad. 190 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:55,532 None of the convo grease worked. 191 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:57,469 We need a new plan. There's gotta be some way 192 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,139 - to make them get along. - Maybe we could play a game. 193 00:06:59,175 --> 00:07:01,899 No. No games. My dad gets super competitive. 194 00:07:01,935 --> 00:07:04,717 He used to flip out on me when I beat him at Adult Clue. 195 00:07:04,753 --> 00:07:06,623 It was the only board game he had at his condo. 196 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,140 All the murder weapons were sex toys. 197 00:07:08,176 --> 00:07:09,607 Oh, okay. You know what? 198 00:07:09,643 --> 00:07:11,723 Actually, my dad is super competitive too. 199 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:14,580 It's bad. He got kicked off a bird watching tour once. 200 00:07:14,616 --> 00:07:16,732 - Look a kingfisher. - No, no, no, no, no. 201 00:07:16,768 --> 00:07:18,766 That's the same bird I saw earlier. 202 00:07:18,802 --> 00:07:20,043 That doesn't count. 203 00:07:20,385 --> 00:07:23,954 Yikes. All right, so it's agreed. We steer clear of all competition. 204 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:25,477 Why can't there be some magic potion 205 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,965 that makes everyone happy and have fun all the time? 206 00:07:29,521 --> 00:07:31,866 Who wants some alcohol? 207 00:07:32,312 --> 00:07:34,108 Thank you very much, David. 208 00:07:34,144 --> 00:07:35,202 That'll be all. 209 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:39,746 There are no prints on the box, no DNA evidence, 210 00:07:39,782 --> 00:07:41,973 and the security camera in my office was obscured, 211 00:07:42,008 --> 00:07:43,677 which means whoever took my pie 212 00:07:43,712 --> 00:07:45,280 thought it through. And that means... 213 00:07:45,316 --> 00:07:46,549 It wasn't Hitchcock and Scully. 214 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:47,584 Exactly. 215 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:49,622 Now, as for you three, 216 00:07:49,657 --> 00:07:51,626 I think it's time we had a little chat. 217 00:07:51,661 --> 00:07:53,229 How long you been planning this? 218 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:55,567 A day? A week? A year? 219 00:07:55,602 --> 00:07:58,005 Or is this the only reason you joined the force to begin with? 220 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:01,145 So you think I became a cop just so I can steal your pie? 221 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,550 Your words not mine. 222 00:08:03,585 --> 00:08:04,819 No, don't tell me why you did it. 223 00:08:04,854 --> 00:08:07,091 - Tell him. - You want me to talk to 224 00:08:07,126 --> 00:08:09,027 this picture of your husband? 225 00:08:09,062 --> 00:08:11,132 Look him in the eye and tell him what you did. 226 00:08:11,167 --> 00:08:13,970 - I didn't do it, Kevin. - Don't you say his name. 227 00:08:14,005 --> 00:08:15,540 No, Terry, I'm not mad at you. 228 00:08:15,576 --> 00:08:16,743 I know you didn't mean to do it. 229 00:08:16,778 --> 00:08:18,580 You just got hungry, 230 00:08:18,615 --> 00:08:20,049 and that's the most natural thing in the world. 231 00:08:20,085 --> 00:08:22,821 - I didn't take your pie. - You're lying! 232 00:08:22,857 --> 00:08:24,759 If you're so innocent, where were you 233 00:08:24,794 --> 00:08:26,729 - when the pie went missing? - I was at the grocery store 234 00:08:26,765 --> 00:08:28,566 buying goose feet for Nikolaj's dinner. 235 00:08:28,602 --> 00:08:30,537 I was getting the oil changed in my bike. 236 00:08:30,572 --> 00:08:32,141 Preparing for my solo Thanksgiving ride. 237 00:08:32,176 --> 00:08:33,409 I was at the gym. 238 00:08:33,445 --> 00:08:37,016 Ava's birthday/Thanksgiving dinner's a high-caloric affair. 239 00:08:37,051 --> 00:08:38,753 Terry needs to earn that feast. 240 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:41,926 Everybody has an alibi. How convenient. 241 00:08:41,961 --> 00:08:45,767 So I hope you're comfortable because I will keep you in here 242 00:08:45,803 --> 00:08:48,206 all day if necessary! 243 00:08:48,241 --> 00:08:49,942 We need the room to question someone 244 00:08:49,977 --> 00:08:51,712 - about the Red Hook homicide. - Oh, no problem. 245 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:55,052 - We'll be right out. - Okay, we are one glass in. 246 00:08:55,088 --> 00:08:56,823 My mom's telling a story about my birth 247 00:08:56,858 --> 00:08:58,860 and your parents are not recoiling. 248 00:08:58,895 --> 00:09:01,366 Good. Let's keep it going. I think we need to top 'em off. 249 00:09:01,601 --> 00:09:02,835 A-top them off. 250 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:04,705 Every night I'm told what to do 251 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:06,609 and every morning I do what I'm told, 252 00:09:06,644 --> 00:09:08,847 but yet I cannot escape your scold. 253 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,719 What am I? An alarm clock. 254 00:09:11,754 --> 00:09:15,025 Oh, I get it. So a riddle is just like a fact 255 00:09:15,061 --> 00:09:16,729 that's told in a really confusing way. 256 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,134 - Exactly. - Hey, I used to fly 257 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:22,039 - with Sully Sullenberger. - What he did was amazing. 258 00:09:22,075 --> 00:09:24,712 Between us, I could have landed that plane on the ground 259 00:09:24,747 --> 00:09:27,618 at the destination without killing any of those birds. 260 00:09:29,290 --> 00:09:31,325 Is my dad playing piano? 261 00:09:31,361 --> 00:09:32,995 And is my dad scatting? 262 00:09:35,235 --> 00:09:36,769 - This is amazing. - Oh, my. 263 00:09:36,804 --> 00:09:38,339 Who wants more wine? 264 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:40,110 No, no, no, no, no more for me. 265 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,332 In fact, I think everyone here has had enough. 266 00:09:42,368 --> 00:09:43,783 - We have? - Yes. 267 00:09:43,818 --> 00:09:46,556 Now we're drinking this. 268 00:09:47,126 --> 00:09:48,826 Rum from Cuba. 269 00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:51,899 Rum from Cuba! 270 00:09:51,935 --> 00:09:53,736 I saw what you did this morning 271 00:09:53,772 --> 00:09:55,807 when you deduced the contents of my bakery box. 272 00:09:55,842 --> 00:09:58,313 Impressive. Now I need to use your skills 273 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,982 to find my pie. 274 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,652 It's about time you came to us. 275 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,967 Here's what we need from you. A list of the pie's ingredients. 276 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,527 We're looking for anything that might linger 277 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,746 - on someone's breath. - We need surveillance footage 278 00:10:07,782 --> 00:10:10,178 from the water fountain, the crumb consistency was dry. 279 00:10:10,214 --> 00:10:11,476 Whoever ate it's gonna be thirsty. 280 00:10:11,512 --> 00:10:13,142 Now what kind of crimped edge are we dealing with here? 281 00:10:13,178 --> 00:10:15,180 - U-shaped or V? - I don't know. 282 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,084 Well, then get on the damned phone 283 00:10:17,119 --> 00:10:18,896 and find out. 284 00:10:21,427 --> 00:10:23,363 Babe, our parents are vibing hard. 285 00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:26,019 Drinking just makes people get along better. 286 00:10:26,055 --> 00:10:28,113 Do you think if I got my parents drunk every day when I was a kid 287 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:29,942 they would have stayed together and we would have had a happy family? 288 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,712 - Probably. Yeah. - Right. Yeah. 289 00:10:31,748 --> 00:10:33,684 I'd like to say a few words. 290 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:37,276 Camila and I thrilled to welcome you into our family, 291 00:10:37,312 --> 00:10:41,298 so allow me to be the first to bless this union with a toast. 292 00:10:41,334 --> 00:10:44,338 - To Jake and Amy. - To Jake and Amy. 293 00:10:44,373 --> 00:10:46,108 Aww, thanks, Dad. That was really sweet. 294 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:48,078 - I have a toast too. - Oh. 295 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:51,886 Karen and I would like to welcome you into our family. 296 00:10:51,921 --> 00:10:56,095 And allow me to be the first to say that we love you. 297 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:57,964 To Jake and Amy. Congratulations. 298 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,435 To Jake and Amy. 299 00:10:59,470 --> 00:11:01,004 - Thanks, Dad. - I'd like to go again. 300 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:02,407 Uh-oh, they're getting competitive. 301 00:11:02,443 --> 00:11:04,178 It goes without saying, I love you both. 302 00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:06,716 - But you didn't say it. - I'd just like to add, 303 00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:08,720 if there's anything you ever need, 304 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,457 the Santiago's are here for you. 305 00:11:10,525 --> 00:11:12,394 - To Jake and Amy. - Round two. 306 00:11:12,429 --> 00:11:14,131 Oh, that seems like plenty, Dad. 307 00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:15,300 No, if Victor gets two toasts, 308 00:11:15,335 --> 00:11:17,104 then I do too. 309 00:11:17,139 --> 00:11:19,241 I would like to go one step further and say that 310 00:11:19,276 --> 00:11:22,848 if there is anything that you need or want 311 00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:25,018 the Peralta's are there for you. 312 00:11:25,054 --> 00:11:26,756 That doesn't sound like a better offer than mine. 313 00:11:26,824 --> 00:11:28,292 Yeah, it is. 314 00:11:28,328 --> 00:11:29,828 It's a lot better than yours. 315 00:11:29,864 --> 00:11:30,959 Jake... 316 00:11:32,002 --> 00:11:34,104 I'll give you my grandfather's watch. 317 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:35,774 You are now a Santiago. 318 00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:37,310 I would like to pay for the wedding. 319 00:11:37,346 --> 00:11:38,980 Amy, you are now my daughter. 320 00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:40,383 - What? - I win. 321 00:11:40,418 --> 00:11:42,052 To Jake and Amy. 322 00:11:42,089 --> 00:11:44,424 Oh, no. There are downsides to alcohol. 323 00:11:45,589 --> 00:11:48,588 Well, that was a lovely series of toasts, 324 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,793 Now who can I interest in 12 cups of coffee? 325 00:11:50,828 --> 00:11:53,189 No, I'd like to know what Roger meant 326 00:11:53,225 --> 00:11:54,600 when he said he would pay for the wedding. 327 00:11:54,636 --> 00:11:56,208 How much are you willing to give them? 328 00:11:56,244 --> 00:11:58,179 - Whatever they need. - You know it's tradition 329 00:11:58,215 --> 00:12:00,044 - for the bride's family to pay. - It's also tradition 330 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,548 for the host to make the turkey. 331 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,652 - Okay, guys... - Bottom line is, 332 00:12:03,687 --> 00:12:05,756 we appreciate the offer, but we're paying. 333 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:08,128 No, you gave him the watch. That was your gift. 334 00:12:08,163 --> 00:12:09,882 Maybe we should just split the wedding. 335 00:12:09,918 --> 00:12:11,286 It's a great idea, Mom. 336 00:12:11,322 --> 00:12:13,070 Given your financial situation. 337 00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:14,974 - No. - What's that supposed to mean? 338 00:12:15,009 --> 00:12:16,911 Our financial "situation"? 339 00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:18,715 You know, I think we probably all had 340 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,686 just about enough of this delicious rum. 341 00:12:20,721 --> 00:12:22,055 I'm gonna dump it out into this plant. 342 00:12:22,091 --> 00:12:23,758 That's a $600 bottle. 343 00:12:23,794 --> 00:12:26,431 $527. I looked it up online. 344 00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:29,670 If you paid $600, you're making some bad choices, my friend. 345 00:12:29,706 --> 00:12:33,712 All right, it's dinner time. Everybody go wash your hands. 346 00:12:33,747 --> 00:12:35,682 I'd never said that before. Amy, you come with me. 347 00:12:35,718 --> 00:12:37,486 This is a nightmare. 348 00:12:37,522 --> 00:12:39,490 This is worse than my sixth birthday party 349 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,160 when I caught my dad making out with a female clown 350 00:12:41,196 --> 00:12:43,164 in the bounce house. Oh, my dad is the worst. 351 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,067 I know. He's ruining the whole day. 352 00:12:45,104 --> 00:12:47,090 Yeah, but, you know, 353 00:12:47,379 --> 00:12:49,410 don't just blame my dad. 354 00:12:49,445 --> 00:12:50,746 You literally just said he's the worst. 355 00:12:50,781 --> 00:12:52,204 I know. It's okay when I say it. 356 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,950 You have to pretend like he's cool. Those are the rules. 357 00:12:53,986 --> 00:12:54,980 Plus, you gotta admit, 358 00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:57,159 your parents were being a little condescending. 359 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,062 Why? Because they asked what was in the dip 360 00:12:59,098 --> 00:13:01,066 - that seemed to be just mayo? - All dip is just mayo. 361 00:13:01,102 --> 00:13:03,538 Yes, but no, what I was referring to was the fact that 362 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,576 your mom brought her own hand towels. 363 00:13:05,611 --> 00:13:07,045 As if my mom wouldn't have washed hers knowing 364 00:13:07,081 --> 00:13:08,748 - they had guests coming over? - Did she? 365 00:13:08,784 --> 00:13:10,485 No, you don't have to. 366 00:13:10,521 --> 00:13:11,788 They're only touched by freshly cleaned hands. 367 00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:13,224 - They never get dirty. - Wow. 368 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,694 The unhygienic apple doesn't fall far 369 00:13:14,729 --> 00:13:16,097 from the unhygienic tree. 370 00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:17,566 Did you just call my mom a tree? 371 00:13:17,602 --> 00:13:18,802 I called her an unhygienic tree. 372 00:13:18,837 --> 00:13:20,523 Wow. Wow. 373 00:13:21,075 --> 00:13:22,900 All right, you know what? 374 00:13:23,647 --> 00:13:25,014 Let's just go back in there 375 00:13:25,049 --> 00:13:26,951 and enjoy our joyous Thanksgiving 376 00:13:26,987 --> 00:13:29,457 and hopefully no one's parents will ruin it. 377 00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:30,959 Fine. Well, I know that my parents 378 00:13:30,995 --> 00:13:32,563 aren't gonna ruin any joyousness. 379 00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:34,166 In fact, they're gonna be joyous as hell. 380 00:13:34,202 --> 00:13:36,711 Not nearly as joyous as my parents. 381 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,075 Thank you, all, for joining me. 382 00:13:39,112 --> 00:13:40,512 I checked into your alibis. 383 00:13:40,547 --> 00:13:42,015 Or should I say... 384 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:43,818 alib-lies! 385 00:13:43,854 --> 00:13:45,889 Diaz, if you were changing the oil in your bike 386 00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:47,893 for your big ride up the coast, then tell me, 387 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,465 why is your tank only half full? 388 00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:53,171 - You dipsticked my bike? - That's not all I dipsticked. 389 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:55,642 Mr. Fit, or should I call you by your real name? 390 00:13:55,678 --> 00:13:58,114 Mr. Fib. I find it quite odd 391 00:13:58,150 --> 00:13:59,817 that you were building up an appetite at the gym 392 00:13:59,852 --> 00:14:02,723 when your gym is closed on Thanksgiving. 393 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,727 And, Boyle, out buying goose feet 394 00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:06,130 - for Nickolaj? - Nikolaj. 395 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,134 I found your grocery store receipt. 396 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,906 No feet of any kind. But there was one purchase, 397 00:14:10,941 --> 00:14:13,812 a beverage that pairs perfectly with pie. 398 00:14:13,847 --> 00:14:16,184 One gallon of milk! 399 00:14:16,219 --> 00:14:17,953 This heist took three people. 400 00:14:17,988 --> 00:14:21,260 Lady Dipstick, Mr. Fib, and the Milk Man. 401 00:14:21,296 --> 00:14:24,567 The jig is up. Confess. 402 00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:26,262 - Okay, I lied. - Thank you. 403 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,840 Not about the pie. About my Thanksgiving. 404 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:29,977 I'm not spending it alone. I'm spending it with my family. 405 00:14:30,012 --> 00:14:32,196 We're seeing the new "Minions" musical on Broadway. 406 00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:34,787 And I wasn't putting oil in my bike. 407 00:14:34,822 --> 00:14:37,726 I was picking up these matching T-shirts for my whole family. 408 00:14:37,762 --> 00:14:39,530 I missed my family a lot 409 00:14:39,565 --> 00:14:41,460 when I was in prison and we've gotten really close again. 410 00:14:41,496 --> 00:14:43,364 I was embarrassed about how pumped I am to see them. 411 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,040 The T-shirts were my idea. 412 00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:47,819 Okay. It was a two-man job. 413 00:14:47,855 --> 00:14:49,790 No, I didn't steal your pie either. 414 00:14:49,826 --> 00:14:52,623 I lied about the gym because I was still trying to find 415 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,459 a Perry the Parrot for Ava. 416 00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:56,130 I forgot it was her birthday coming up 417 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:59,473 and by the time I realized, the dumb toy was all sold out. 418 00:14:59,705 --> 00:15:01,674 I just didn't want you guys to know 419 00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,878 what a horrible dad I really am. 420 00:15:03,914 --> 00:15:05,715 Well, now we do. Boyle? 421 00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:07,666 Nikolaj is a picky eater! 422 00:15:07,702 --> 00:15:10,959 I lied about his pallet. All he drinks is milk. 423 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,531 All he eats is buttered noodles. 424 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,635 - And perhaps my walnut pie? - I wish. 425 00:15:15,671 --> 00:15:19,109 He hates nuts. My son is a basic bitch. 426 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:21,212 So none of you took my pie. 427 00:15:21,248 --> 00:15:23,318 Captain, you're gonna wanna see this. 428 00:15:23,353 --> 00:15:25,155 Their desks were clean, 429 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,793 so we expanded the search radius. 430 00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:29,096 Take a look. 431 00:15:29,131 --> 00:15:31,032 My pie, and it wasn't even eaten. 432 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:33,972 Just thrown away like common street trash. 433 00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:36,711 Makes me sick. Spend your life on the force, 434 00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:38,581 and it never gets easier. 435 00:15:38,787 --> 00:15:41,087 Wow, Mom, what a delightful dinner. 436 00:15:41,122 --> 00:15:42,923 I mean, these have gotta be the most joyous green beans 437 00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:45,629 - I've ever seen. - Oh, thanks, honey. 438 00:15:45,664 --> 00:15:47,633 - They're pre-made from a can. - Great. 439 00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:49,737 Shall we carve the turkey? Get this dinner started? 440 00:15:49,772 --> 00:15:52,574 I'm an excellent carver. Allow me. 441 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:53,681 I think I can carve the turkey. 442 00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:55,017 After all, it is my house 443 00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:56,717 and sitting right here in front of me. 444 00:15:56,753 --> 00:15:58,554 We have two turkeys. 445 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:01,227 - You can both carve one. - Yes, thank goodness 446 00:16:01,262 --> 00:16:03,998 for the second turkey, a very normal thing to have brought. 447 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:06,637 This is actually very good because now everybody could see 448 00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:09,168 - who cuts the turkey better. - You're on. 449 00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:11,914 - Wow. Really mature. - You're just saying that 450 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,366 because you know my dad's gonna win. 451 00:16:13,402 --> 00:16:15,271 - As if. - Hey, Roger, 452 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,152 You like jokes. Here's one. 453 00:16:17,188 --> 00:16:19,193 I'd hate to be a passenger on one of your flights 454 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,123 if you fly as slow as you cut a turkey. 455 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:23,719 Riddle me this, Victor. Who sucks at carving turkey, 456 00:16:23,755 --> 00:16:25,601 thinks their rum is good when it's bad? 457 00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:27,393 You. Up top, Jake. 458 00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:29,048 - Joyous. - Uh, Camila, 459 00:16:29,085 --> 00:16:31,052 did you put your stuffing in my ceramic? 460 00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:33,658 - I thought it was a bowl. - It's art. 461 00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:35,655 What does that mean? 462 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:37,543 - What did she say? - She said it was a bowl. 463 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,129 Bet you didn't know I understood Spanish. 464 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,774 Very impressive. You learn that from one of your mistresses? 465 00:16:41,809 --> 00:16:44,595 Yeah. As a matter of fact, I did. Sounds like someone's jealous. 466 00:16:44,631 --> 00:16:47,420 - I bet you never even had sex. - Oh, I've had sex. 467 00:16:47,456 --> 00:16:49,398 And I'm actually pretty good. Camila? 468 00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:51,289 - The best. - What is happening right now? 469 00:16:51,325 --> 00:16:53,193 Roger's really good at sex too. 470 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,629 - Ha, ha, I'm so grossed out. - You know what? 471 00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:59,536 I'm sick of you looking down your nose at us. 472 00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:01,226 I know the Peralta's aren't perfect, 473 00:17:01,262 --> 00:17:03,101 but we don't look down on other people. 474 00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:05,551 I mean, you come into our home and you act like we're idiots. 475 00:17:05,587 --> 00:17:07,217 Well, we're not idiots. In fact... 476 00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:09,128 - I just cut my thumb off. - What? 477 00:17:09,164 --> 00:17:10,564 I just cut my thumb off. 478 00:17:12,104 --> 00:17:14,072 Oh, my God! 479 00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:17,225 I think it's... It's bad. 480 00:17:18,402 --> 00:17:19,950 Excuse me, my father cut his thumb off. 481 00:17:19,986 --> 00:17:21,792 - We need help right now. - Do you have the thumb? 482 00:17:21,828 --> 00:17:22,944 Yeah, I got it right here. 483 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,532 It's in a plastic baggy. 484 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:25,577 It's not just sitting on the ice cream. 485 00:17:25,613 --> 00:17:27,055 Okay, just fill out these forms. 486 00:17:27,092 --> 00:17:28,525 Someone will be with you in a bit. 487 00:17:28,561 --> 00:17:30,443 I think this might be it for me, little man. 488 00:17:30,479 --> 00:17:32,180 There's something you gotta know, Jake. 489 00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:34,236 - You have three half-sisters. - What? 490 00:17:34,272 --> 00:17:35,642 One in Atlanta, one in Newark, 491 00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:37,410 one in Dallas Fort Worth. All the hubs. 492 00:17:37,446 --> 00:17:39,214 Okay, we have to get him help right now. 493 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,882 He can't die. I've gotta hear more about this. 494 00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:43,620 It's a holiday, we're understaffed, we'll get to your father eventually. 495 00:17:43,656 --> 00:17:45,424 He needs help now! 496 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,745 You know who this man is? Captain Roger Peralta. 497 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,415 He taught Sully Sullenberger how to fly. 498 00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:51,215 It's just that we're understaffed. 499 00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:53,155 No excuses. You're going to take this man 500 00:17:53,191 --> 00:17:55,596 to the OR right now or I'm gonna sue you 501 00:17:55,632 --> 00:17:57,731 and everybody in this hospital. 502 00:17:58,018 --> 00:17:59,352 Uh, go with him. 503 00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:01,873 - I love you, buddy. - Oh. 504 00:18:01,941 --> 00:18:04,111 - Thanks, that's nice. - I love you, nurse. 505 00:18:04,322 --> 00:18:06,367 I love you lady in the scarf. 506 00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:07,751 Significantly less meaningful. 507 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,505 - I love you candy machine. - Victor, that was amazing. 508 00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:12,094 - Thank you so much for coming. - Of course. 509 00:18:12,388 --> 00:18:14,022 Your mom and Camila are on the way. 510 00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:15,826 They're still cleaning up all the blood. 511 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,638 Yeah, there was so much. They might have to move. 512 00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:20,444 Babe, I'm really sorry about all the things I said. 513 00:18:20,479 --> 00:18:22,648 - You know, I didn't mean it. - Yeah, me neither. 514 00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:24,151 And, look, this is all my fault. 515 00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:28,660 I just wanted a big family Thanksgiving, and I forced it, so it's on me. 516 00:18:28,695 --> 00:18:30,029 But, look, I love you, and... 517 00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:31,532 Is that still your dad's thumb? 518 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,903 Oh, my God, yes. He needs this. Nurse? 519 00:18:33,939 --> 00:18:36,182 Hello, Raymond. Ready to go to dinner? 520 00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:39,415 Yes, but I have some unfortunate news about our pie. 521 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,116 - It was thrown away. - No. 522 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:42,809 - Are you serious? - Mm-hmm. 523 00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:44,720 - And I know who did it. - Who? 524 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:48,163 You all bragged about your Thanksgiving plans. 525 00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:51,894 Why? You were overcompensating. 526 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:55,264 Trying to cover up your dark secrets, 527 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,028 but there was one other person who was also overcompensating. 528 00:18:59,064 --> 00:19:00,866 You. Kevin. 529 00:19:00,902 --> 00:19:02,512 Even better than a plain scone. 530 00:19:02,548 --> 00:19:04,465 Plain scone. Plain scone. 531 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,001 I should have known you were lying. 532 00:19:06,037 --> 00:19:08,456 There's nothing better than a plain scone. 533 00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:10,510 - This is ridiculous. - Is it? 534 00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:12,365 Look how the pie was disposed of. 535 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,585 Placed gently with two hands inside the bin. 536 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,622 That's exactly how you always throw away garbage. 537 00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:18,126 - It is? - There's only one thing 538 00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:20,334 I still can't figure out. 539 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:22,870 - Why'd you do it? - Because it's disgusting. 540 00:19:22,906 --> 00:19:24,474 - Oh, my. - That pie is an abomination. 541 00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,768 It has beef suet and apple seeds in it. 542 00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:28,510 Why? It's a walnut pie. 543 00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:30,932 If we brought that to my family's house, hey would have said something. 544 00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:34,272 - I was trying to protect you. - Why didn't you just tell me the truth? 545 00:19:34,308 --> 00:19:36,629 Because I love our annual trips 546 00:19:36,664 --> 00:19:38,099 to Saratoga Springs. 547 00:19:38,134 --> 00:19:39,835 The two of us driving in silence, 548 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:41,706 looking at the barren trees. It's perfect. 549 00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:44,667 I... I didn't wanna lose that. 550 00:19:45,616 --> 00:19:47,551 - I'm sorry. - I don't know why we can't 551 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,688 still make the drive next year. 552 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,954 We just don't have to buy the pie. 553 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,730 A trip with no purpose? 554 00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:55,744 Raymond... 555 00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:58,606 - Hey, Dad, how's it going? - I'm fine. 556 00:19:58,642 --> 00:20:00,668 They reattached my thumb. 557 00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:03,141 Oh, that's great. So you'll be able to fly again? 558 00:20:03,177 --> 00:20:04,611 Yeah, that was never in doubt. 559 00:20:04,647 --> 00:20:07,250 You don't need thumbs to fly anymore. You just hit one button. 560 00:20:07,286 --> 00:20:08,612 The plane takes care of the rest. 561 00:20:08,648 --> 00:20:10,029 I have to believe that's not true. 562 00:20:10,064 --> 00:20:11,999 Oh, looks like Mom's already tuckered out. 563 00:20:12,035 --> 00:20:13,936 Yeah, you know how tired she gets when she drinks. 564 00:20:13,972 --> 00:20:16,241 - She won't be up for 12 hours. - Hey, Jake, 565 00:20:16,277 --> 00:20:17,644 you know how you said you always wanted to have 566 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,015 a big family Thanksgiving? I had five brothers, 567 00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:22,688 three sisters, four aunts, and 12 cousins 568 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,925 who spent every holiday together. 569 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,896 I had the kind of family that you dream of. 570 00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:29,967 Oh, are you done? 571 00:20:30,003 --> 00:20:31,333 That seemed like a really mean place to stop, 572 00:20:31,369 --> 00:20:32,607 but you're taking a long pause. 573 00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:33,643 - When we all were together... - Ah. 574 00:20:33,678 --> 00:20:35,012 Huge mess. I can't tell you 575 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:36,916 how many holidays I spent in an ER. 576 00:20:36,951 --> 00:20:38,086 But that's what it means 577 00:20:38,121 --> 00:20:39,755 to have a big family. 578 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:41,192 Like this one. 579 00:20:41,227 --> 00:20:43,880 Oh. Well, thank you, Victor. 580 00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:45,851 And apparently my family's a lot bigger than I thought. 581 00:20:45,887 --> 00:20:47,546 How many half sisters did you say I have, Dad? 582 00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:48,986 I only told you about the sisters? 583 00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:51,048 - Come on. - Roger, I want to apologize 584 00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:52,230 to you for being so defensive 585 00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:53,677 about you wanting to pay for the wedding. 586 00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:55,653 I'm sorry too. It was stupid. 587 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,157 I was just feeling insecure because... 588 00:20:57,192 --> 00:20:58,826 'Cause I gave Jake the watch? 589 00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:01,232 I was gonna say because you saw my penis through my underpants, 590 00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:02,968 but the watch, yeah, sure. 591 00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:05,240 I was thinking, if you wanna pay for the wedding, 592 00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:08,212 it would be fine, but we can split it. 593 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,915 It's up to you. 594 00:21:10,265 --> 00:21:11,786 That seems fair. 595 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,909 You're a good dude. Come here, give me a hug. 596 00:21:14,945 --> 00:21:17,038 Give me a... hug me. Hug me. 597 00:21:17,074 --> 00:21:19,968 - Bring it in. - Oh, Jake, it's happening. 598 00:21:20,004 --> 00:21:21,705 The weird but good dad hug. 599 00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:23,242 Oh, it's magical. 600 00:21:23,278 --> 00:21:25,180 Best Thanksgiving ever. 601 00:21:25,215 --> 00:21:27,178 Yep, Dad, your gown's riding up. 602 00:21:27,214 --> 00:21:28,514 - Oh. - It's out. 603 00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:30,000 - Ooh, I... - It's out.