1 00:00:02,008 --> 00:00:03,041 Hey, Jake, 2 00:00:03,076 --> 00:00:04,342 guess who just called me? 3 00:00:04,377 --> 00:00:06,088 The Jerky Boys. They're back! 4 00:00:06,094 --> 00:00:07,294 No. What? 5 00:00:07,329 --> 00:00:08,531 - No. - No. 6 00:00:08,555 --> 00:00:11,415 D.C. Parlov. He's in town for LegendCon, 7 00:00:11,421 --> 00:00:12,524 and he has a case for us! 8 00:00:12,550 --> 00:00:14,551 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 9 00:00:14,566 --> 00:00:16,380 Parlov? Didn't he write those "Skyfire" books? 10 00:00:16,386 --> 00:00:17,684 I thought he turned out to be a jerk. 11 00:00:17,690 --> 00:00:20,040 Yeah, but ever since Jake and I saved his life, 12 00:00:20,046 --> 00:00:21,905 he's actually been very nice. 13 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,373 He even sent me a Christmas gift. 14 00:00:23,408 --> 00:00:26,942 A full-scale replica of the sword of Opadoma. 15 00:00:26,959 --> 00:00:28,626 - Unh! - Why are you so excited? 16 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:29,931 You don't care about those stupid books. 17 00:00:29,937 --> 00:00:31,856 I actually did read all of them in prison. 18 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:33,081 They are the greatest books I've 19 00:00:33,087 --> 00:00:34,516 ever read, and I've read "Cujo." 20 00:00:34,522 --> 00:00:36,830 Jake and I really bonded over "Skyfire." 21 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:38,168 - Yeah. - Watch this. 22 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,579 Favorite moment in the series? 23 00:00:39,585 --> 00:00:41,605 The summoning of Balacastro. 24 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:44,130 - Second favorite? - The Scarlet Feast! 25 00:00:44,136 --> 00:00:46,277 - Third favorite? - When you thought Ka'lar 26 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:47,811 had been swallowed by the Norolith, 27 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,346 but had just switched armor 28 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,948 with Samling the Betrayer 29 00:00:50,983 --> 00:00:52,650 in the battle of Vorcastle. 30 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:54,118 Fourth favorite? 31 00:00:54,144 --> 00:00:55,805 Three was plenty. So was zero. 32 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:57,797 Okay, I can see that you're skeptical, Rosa, 33 00:00:57,803 --> 00:01:00,115 but how about this: come with us on the case! 34 00:01:00,121 --> 00:01:02,188 I know you think it's dumb, but "Skyfire" is actually 35 00:01:02,194 --> 00:01:04,161 very smart and dark and adult. 36 00:01:04,196 --> 00:01:05,529 It's not for nerds at all. 37 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:06,931 Ooh! On our way there, 38 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:08,309 should we sing the elvish hunting song? 39 00:01:13,646 --> 00:01:17,147 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 40 00:01:33,659 --> 00:01:35,859 Whoa, look at this place! 41 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:38,128 Ooh, they're selling moss wine. 42 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,564 I wonder if it's as gross as the books say it is. 43 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,232 I can never get into any of this crap. 44 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,034 I think the reason is because it's garbage. 45 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:45,669 Rosa, I think if you just gave it a chance, 46 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:47,627 you would get hooked. I mean, what is it that 47 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:49,345 you do in your free time that's so cool? 48 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,141 Fix up old cars and sell them to celebrities. 49 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:52,843 That's why I'm friends with Tom Hardy. 50 00:01:52,878 --> 00:01:54,644 Right, so we agree that we're all equally cool. 51 00:01:54,650 --> 00:01:56,180 Here we go. This is Parlov's panel. 52 00:01:56,215 --> 00:01:58,082 "Diversity in Fantasy Writing." 53 00:01:58,117 --> 00:01:59,850 Ooh, the line starts here. 54 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,289 Real diverse diversity panel. 55 00:02:03,295 --> 00:02:05,095 And, like, people always ask me, 56 00:02:05,101 --> 00:02:06,400 "Where do you get your ideas?" 57 00:02:06,436 --> 00:02:08,469 And honestly, Wikipedia. 58 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,061 I always try to pull from life. 59 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:11,906 Queen Tiffany, of course, was named after 60 00:02:11,941 --> 00:02:13,174 a lovely hostess that I met 61 00:02:13,209 --> 00:02:14,824 in Bonita Springs in Florida. 62 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,111 You know, I've always wanted to write a book myself, 63 00:02:17,146 --> 00:02:19,313 but all I know about is cops, and there are literally 64 00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:20,840 no more cop stories to tell. Zero. 65 00:02:20,846 --> 00:02:22,995 - I've actually been writing a novel. - Wait, what? 66 00:02:23,001 --> 00:02:25,011 You're writing a book? When? For who? 67 00:02:25,017 --> 00:02:26,487 For me... for fun. 68 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,089 Look, I'm not trying to be an author. 69 00:02:28,097 --> 00:02:29,663 I don't even know how to go about doing that. 70 00:02:29,699 --> 00:02:31,665 Parlov! You should show it to Parlov. 71 00:02:31,701 --> 00:02:34,735 - He could probably get it published. - No, that's crazy. 72 00:02:34,771 --> 00:02:37,190 Like, I'm sure it's bad. I don't want to be embarrassed. 73 00:02:37,196 --> 00:02:39,073 Terry, you are a great husband, 74 00:02:39,108 --> 00:02:40,941 father, detective, painter, dancer, 75 00:02:40,977 --> 00:02:42,833 and you're so jacked you have muscles on your back. 76 00:02:42,839 --> 00:02:44,292 Everyone has back muscles, Jake. 77 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,247 Nuh-huh, my back looks like the inside of a spoon. 78 00:02:46,282 --> 00:02:47,915 The point is, you're great at everything. 79 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,350 You're probably great at writing, too. 80 00:02:49,385 --> 00:02:51,085 I am not showing Parlov my book, okay? 81 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,583 All right. 82 00:02:53,145 --> 00:02:55,182 Here he comes. Now just drop it. 83 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:58,372 Sorry, I hope that wasn't too tedious for you. 84 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,550 It was fascinating, especially to Terry. 85 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:02,305 - He's a writer, and he wrote a book. - Would you read it? 86 00:03:02,311 --> 00:03:04,701 - Dude! - Sure. Love to, absolutely. 87 00:03:04,707 --> 00:03:06,368 But listen, there's something I want you to see. 88 00:03:06,374 --> 00:03:07,907 Come with me, guys, all right? 89 00:03:07,942 --> 00:03:09,308 - Jake! - What? 90 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,189 Terry, you need to believe in yourself, 91 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,458 like when Morzak answered the sorceress' riddle! 92 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:14,893 She turned him into a tree, Jake. 93 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,516 Yeah, a tree that became the handle of Prominius' axe. 94 00:03:17,522 --> 00:03:19,116 Parlov is so far away already. 95 00:03:19,122 --> 00:03:20,721 Yeah, good call. Let's go after him. 96 00:03:20,727 --> 00:03:22,126 Hey. 97 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:23,332 The desk sergeant said we're hosting 98 00:03:23,338 --> 00:03:24,880 a forensic sciences course. 99 00:03:24,886 --> 00:03:27,353 Yes, taught by Dr. Ronald Yee. 100 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:30,342 He revolutionized the field of forensic entomology. 101 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,678 He is a rock star. 102 00:03:31,684 --> 00:03:33,551 Oh, please. Rock stars wish they were he. 103 00:03:33,557 --> 00:03:35,609 The man can tell how long a corpse had been decomposing 104 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:37,582 just by studying the maggots inside. 105 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,084 I'd like to see Barbra Streisand do that. 106 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:41,325 I'm not sure Barbra Streisand counts as a rock star, sir. 107 00:03:41,331 --> 00:03:43,175 She sings in English. That's rock music. 108 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,882 Well, it sounds interesting. Can I sign up? 109 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,860 Yes, you can, 110 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,229 but here's the thing: if we do well at this course, 111 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,964 we receive board certification, 112 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,133 which makes us eligible to receive a grant 113 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,235 to open a field lab in the precinct, 114 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,104 but... 115 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:02,440 Eh... but whenever we have a speaker come in, 116 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,476 you kind of tend to always 117 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,878 derail these things with personal stories. 118 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,279 That's how I learn. I relate course material 119 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:09,547 to my experiences. 120 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,249 Subjective learning. 121 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:12,569 Millennials. 122 00:04:12,575 --> 00:04:14,019 I know it's important, so I promise, 123 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,420 I won't tell any stories, 124 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,155 though sometimes they do come in handy. 125 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,923 One time, all the Boyles were in 126 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,792 this fungus cavern, and this massive mushroom comes... 127 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,260 - Charles. - I am so sorry. 128 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,174 I slipped right into it. I'll be good. 129 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,498 This is my room, right over here. 130 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,133 Listen, I need just a moment to clean up. 131 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,235 I had a female visitor in earlier today 132 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,503 dressed as Concubina. 133 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,659 She got smears of green body paint all over everything. 134 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,975 Everything. 135 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,245 He was talking about his penis. 136 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,813 - I know, Jake. - He pulls, Rosa. 137 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,375 - He pulls. That's all I'm saying. - I can't believe you 138 00:04:43,381 --> 00:04:46,351 - told him about my book. - I'm sorry, Terry, but now 139 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,154 D.C. Parlov is going to read what you wrote! How cool is that? 140 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,588 - He's pretty cool. - Right? 141 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,357 You haven't even told me what it's about yet. 142 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:53,833 Well, it's the story of a Gorgon warrior... 143 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:55,624 - Awesome. - Who betrays his bloodline... 144 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:57,117 - How could he? - To marry a Cloud Princess... 145 00:04:57,123 --> 00:04:58,546 - He did it for love. - Even though 146 00:04:58,552 --> 00:04:59,883 - their families are at war. - No! All right, 147 00:04:59,889 --> 00:05:01,778 no more spoilers. Send it over to me, 148 00:05:01,784 --> 00:05:03,078 and I'm gonna stay up all night reading it. 149 00:05:03,084 --> 00:05:04,907 - It's only 150 pages. - I'm gonna stay up 150 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,279 all the next three nights reading it. 151 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:08,139 Dr. Yee will be here any minute, 152 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,863 and we need to make a good impression. 153 00:05:09,869 --> 00:05:11,476 If you need to cough... 154 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:12,944 Cough now. 155 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,548 My God, what if I hadn't said anything? 156 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,016 Don't worry, I got this. 157 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,484 Nobody sucks up like a Boyle. 158 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,152 Our scoliosis allows us 159 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,852 to bow more deeply than normal people. 160 00:05:22,858 --> 00:05:25,386 Huh, here's an idea: Santiago and I will impress him 161 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,200 with the depth of our forensic knowledge, 162 00:05:27,206 --> 00:05:29,160 and you can wow him 163 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,830 with your stoic, silent demeanor. 164 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,776 No stories. Understood? 165 00:05:33,782 --> 00:05:34,954 Stoic. Ah. 166 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,454 Good morning, everyone. 167 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:38,303 Thank you for having me at the Nine-Nine. 168 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,971 Sorry I'm late. Just had to deal 169 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,406 with some family issues. 170 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:43,575 Cousins, right? 171 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,276 Okay, before we get technical, 172 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:46,878 let's talk a bit about the history of blood. 173 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,913 Does anyone here know any hemophiliacs? 174 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,148 So many... 175 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,816 Now, they played a vital role 176 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,051 in the development of modern forensics. 177 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,953 Them and leeches. 178 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,387 My cousin Torvald is a hemophiliac, 179 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,189 and his wife is a leech farmer. 180 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:00,091 I say "wife," but it's a common-law marriage. 181 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:01,559 For the longest time, Boyle wedding ceremonies 182 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,961 were not recognized in the state. 183 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,029 - Well, here's the situation: 184 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,431 somebody stole my laptop, 185 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,333 which contained the unpublished manuscript 186 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,468 of book 13 of "The Skyfire Cycle." 187 00:06:11,257 --> 00:06:13,304 The person left this note. 188 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,006 "We have your book. 189 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,208 "Pay us $500,000 in the next 24 hours 190 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,910 "or we leak it online. 191 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,545 "The first five chapters are now up." 192 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,480 They've been downloaded 85,000 times. 193 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,601 Well, we should probably go online and read those 194 00:06:24,607 --> 00:06:26,523 chapters in case there's some clues in there, 195 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,187 and also maybe we'll find out Qwandor's true parentage? 196 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,746 - Oh that's already been revealed. - No, it hasn't. 197 00:06:31,752 --> 00:06:33,224 Unless the prophecy of Dorgon 198 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,559 is indeed true! 199 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:37,295 - But that would mean... - You seem pretty calm for somebody 200 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,536 - whose book was just stolen. - Because I know who took it. 201 00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:42,157 - Landon Lawson. - He was on that panel. He writes 202 00:06:42,163 --> 00:06:44,030 "The Shadowbringer Saga." It's garbage. 203 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:46,320 So why would Lawson want to steal your manuscript? 204 00:06:46,326 --> 00:06:47,872 We both have books coming out this fall, 205 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,034 and we have a rather public bet 206 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,415 about whose is going to sell better. 207 00:06:50,421 --> 00:06:52,473 I believe he's leaking my manuscript online 208 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,312 just to hurt my sales. 209 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,047 - You should arrest him. - Well, we're not going to 210 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,515 do anything until we've seen all the evidence. 211 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:58,883 If this book fails, 212 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,351 that's the end of "Skyfire." 213 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,954 Let's go take this son of a bitch down! 214 00:07:03,763 --> 00:07:05,382 Mr. Lawson? 215 00:07:05,388 --> 00:07:08,035 Let me guess: you're here about the stolen manuscript? 216 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:10,832 So you admit you did it? Well, that was easy. 217 00:07:10,871 --> 00:07:13,453 What? No. Someone stole my manuscript, 218 00:07:13,459 --> 00:07:15,045 and I know who it was: 219 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,268 D.C. Parlov. 220 00:07:17,335 --> 00:07:19,335 By Zorton's Sword! 221 00:07:19,617 --> 00:07:22,044 It's the exact same note Parlov got. 222 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,238 I don't see why anybody would want to steal your book. 223 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,759 "The Skyfire Cycle" makes "The Shadowbringer Saga" 224 00:07:26,765 --> 00:07:28,297 look like "The BeastWorm Chronicles." 225 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:29,767 You see, Rosa, "The BeastWorm Chronicles" 226 00:07:29,773 --> 00:07:31,085 are one of the more simplistic... 227 00:07:31,091 --> 00:07:32,119 - Don't care. - Yeah. 228 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:34,450 You know what? My books say something, okay? 229 00:07:34,466 --> 00:07:37,022 I was the only one brave enough to tackle elf molestation. 230 00:07:37,028 --> 00:07:39,495 Guys, calm down. You're both victims. 231 00:07:39,530 --> 00:07:41,435 Now, do you have any enemies in common? 232 00:07:41,441 --> 00:07:43,729 Let me think about that. Parlov is my enemy, 233 00:07:43,735 --> 00:07:45,335 but he's also his own enemy, 234 00:07:45,370 --> 00:07:47,237 because he's such a boring and repetitive writer. 235 00:07:47,272 --> 00:07:49,005 He just keeps killing off characters, 236 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,740 resurrecting them, and killing 'em off again. 237 00:07:50,746 --> 00:07:52,041 Because of the Chrysalis Orb! 238 00:07:52,077 --> 00:07:53,176 Uh, sorry. 239 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:54,664 Police officer, on a case. 240 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:56,234 But we will need you to both generate actual 241 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,803 lists of people that might want to hurt you. 242 00:07:57,809 --> 00:07:59,175 We have 24 hours to figure this out, but if 243 00:07:59,181 --> 00:08:00,826 we don't, are you willing to pay the ransom? 244 00:08:00,832 --> 00:08:02,431 I'd do anything to get my book back. 245 00:08:02,437 --> 00:08:04,270 I mean, you understand. You're a writer. 246 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:06,443 Do you hear that, Terry? He called you a writer. 247 00:08:07,058 --> 00:08:08,965 Terry, did you hear? Terry? 248 00:08:08,971 --> 00:08:10,188 Well, Terry's broken. 249 00:08:10,194 --> 00:08:11,695 Write up those lists. We're on the case. 250 00:08:11,701 --> 00:08:14,062 - Welcome back. 251 00:08:14,099 --> 00:08:15,331 So today, I want to focus on 252 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:17,267 facial reconstruction. 253 00:08:17,302 --> 00:08:19,102 For over a century, we used plaster casts 254 00:08:19,137 --> 00:08:21,738 to help identify decomposed John and Jane Does. 255 00:08:21,773 --> 00:08:24,207 We buried my Nana Boyle at the family farm, 256 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:26,242 but because of the soil's high salt content, 257 00:08:26,278 --> 00:08:27,965 she turned into jerky. Never mind. 258 00:08:27,971 --> 00:08:30,335 - Please continue. - Now, I need one person per group 259 00:08:30,341 --> 00:08:32,248 to have a plaster cast made of their head. 260 00:08:32,284 --> 00:08:34,257 Uh, will he... or she... 261 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,657 Be able to speak? 262 00:08:35,663 --> 00:08:37,053 Not while the plaster's on, no. 263 00:08:37,088 --> 00:08:38,221 - I vote Charles. - Charles. 264 00:08:38,248 --> 00:08:39,577 I was gonna vote me, too. 265 00:08:39,591 --> 00:08:41,758 I mean, I know the plaster can dry out your skin, 266 00:08:41,793 --> 00:08:43,359 but as a Boyle, I'm aggressively moist. 267 00:08:43,395 --> 00:08:45,962 Oop, you gotta close that mouth, Boyle. 268 00:08:45,997 --> 00:08:47,557 Shh-shh-shh-shh. 269 00:08:47,563 --> 00:08:50,064 Keep still and quiet. 270 00:08:51,736 --> 00:08:53,236 Have you been here all night? 271 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,138 We traded off, and each slept a few hours 272 00:08:55,173 --> 00:08:57,707 right here in the break room, but we got a lead. 273 00:08:57,742 --> 00:08:59,142 You know Miles Moorgil? 274 00:08:59,177 --> 00:09:01,211 He wrote "The Nocturine Quartet" novels. 275 00:09:01,246 --> 00:09:03,213 Well, Moorgil is the only person 276 00:09:03,248 --> 00:09:06,589 on both Parlov and Lawson's lists of potential enemies. 277 00:09:06,918 --> 00:09:09,118 Apparently, they each slept with his wife. 278 00:09:09,154 --> 00:09:11,177 How do these guys do so well with women? 279 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:12,983 Oh, I'm sorry they don't live up to 280 00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:14,791 your superficial standards of male beauty, Rosa. 281 00:09:14,826 --> 00:09:16,226 I'm kidding. It's because they're rich. 282 00:09:16,261 --> 00:09:18,094 Moorgil's here for the conference. 283 00:09:18,129 --> 00:09:20,579 We're gonna go confront him and get the laptops back. 284 00:09:20,585 --> 00:09:22,298 Then, maybe, we can see if 285 00:09:22,334 --> 00:09:24,100 Parlov read my book yet. 286 00:09:24,135 --> 00:09:26,135 Oh, well, I mean, it's been less than a day. 287 00:09:26,171 --> 00:09:27,904 - Maybe don't get your hopes up. - Don't worry. 288 00:09:27,939 --> 00:09:29,339 I don't have any expectations. 289 00:09:29,374 --> 00:09:31,107 - Good. - I'm gonna be at my phone, 290 00:09:31,142 --> 00:09:33,743 just in case a publisher calls. I mean, someone. 291 00:09:33,778 --> 00:09:35,311 Yeah. Whatever. 292 00:09:35,347 --> 00:09:36,980 It's fine. My hopes are up. 293 00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:38,982 All right, buddy. 294 00:09:39,017 --> 00:09:40,683 I couldn't sleep last night, so I started 295 00:09:40,719 --> 00:09:42,652 reading Terry's book, and it's terrible. 296 00:09:42,687 --> 00:09:44,821 I made him show it to Parlov. He's gonna be humiliated. 297 00:09:44,856 --> 00:09:46,389 Relax. How bad could it be? 298 00:09:46,424 --> 00:09:48,291 So bad, and I'm entertained by everything. 299 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,740 I once went to a play. 300 00:09:49,746 --> 00:09:51,027 So what are you gonna do about Parlov? 301 00:09:51,062 --> 00:09:52,662 - I don't know. - Don't know what? 302 00:09:52,697 --> 00:09:53,830 Uh, how to do... 303 00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:55,378 Sex... good. 304 00:09:55,384 --> 00:09:57,400 How much should I be flapping my arms around? 305 00:09:57,435 --> 00:09:58,473 - Not much. - Right. 306 00:09:58,479 --> 00:10:00,069 Well, that settles that. 307 00:10:00,105 --> 00:10:02,038 I knew that Amy was wrong. 308 00:10:02,073 --> 00:10:03,706 Anyways, let's get back on the case, right? 309 00:10:03,742 --> 00:10:05,339 Skyfire Cycle. 310 00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:07,977 Okay, now that the plaster's dry, 311 00:10:08,013 --> 00:10:09,581 you'll see why we lubricated the 312 00:10:09,587 --> 00:10:11,399 subject's face with Vaseline first. 313 00:10:11,548 --> 00:10:13,815 Oh, no, we forgot the lube. 314 00:10:14,452 --> 00:10:16,367 Charles, can you hear us? 315 00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:18,873 What do we do? 316 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:21,057 Doctor? Uh, what if someone... 317 00:10:21,092 --> 00:10:22,892 No one in this room, mind you... 318 00:10:22,928 --> 00:10:25,037 Forgot to lubricate before applying the plaster? 319 00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:27,297 Oh, one of my lab techs made that mistake once. 320 00:10:27,332 --> 00:10:29,165 It becomes impossible to remove the mask 321 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,000 without literally skinning the subject alive. 322 00:10:31,036 --> 00:10:32,567 It takes five days for the plaster 323 00:10:32,573 --> 00:10:33,794 to slough off on its own. 324 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,220 And what became of the lab tech? 325 00:10:35,226 --> 00:10:36,514 Oh, I fired him. It was an 326 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,047 unacceptable level of incompetence. 327 00:10:38,053 --> 00:10:40,443 Huh, what a satisfying conclusion to that story. 328 00:10:40,478 --> 00:10:41,678 - Boyle! - Mm. 329 00:10:41,713 --> 00:10:42,870 A mistake was made and we 330 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,212 can't remove your mask yet. 331 00:10:44,218 --> 00:10:45,848 We're gonna leave you in here... 332 00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:47,317 Until after the class is over, 333 00:10:47,352 --> 00:10:49,085 because if Dr. Yee sees you like this, 334 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,254 we can kiss our certification good-bye. 335 00:10:52,424 --> 00:10:53,756 I'm sorry, Boyle, 336 00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:54,958 but Hitchcock and Scully 337 00:10:54,993 --> 00:10:56,192 will be here with you. 338 00:10:58,815 --> 00:11:00,363 I don't know, Captain. He seems pretty upset. 339 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,231 - Hold on. - Mm! 340 00:11:05,303 --> 00:11:07,003 Look how happy he is now. 341 00:11:08,807 --> 00:11:10,239 Yes, you're welcome, Boyle. 342 00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:11,874 I don't understand. 343 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,910 Why do you think I would steal those laptops? 344 00:11:13,945 --> 00:11:15,878 Parlov and Lawson are your rivals. 345 00:11:15,914 --> 00:11:17,380 You're jealous of their success. 346 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,148 And of course, you have a personal motive. 347 00:11:19,184 --> 00:11:21,392 You hate them for sleeping with your wife. 348 00:11:21,398 --> 00:11:24,088 - What? They slept with my wife? - And you didn't know. 349 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:26,856 Well, this is awkward. We should probably just go. 350 00:11:26,891 --> 00:11:28,157 - Jessica! - She's here. 351 00:11:28,193 --> 00:11:29,959 - That's wonderful. - Yes, sweets? 352 00:11:29,995 --> 00:11:31,431 Did you sleep with D.C. 353 00:11:31,437 --> 00:11:33,123 Parlov and Landon Lawson? 354 00:11:33,898 --> 00:11:35,832 - Uh... - Why would you do that? 355 00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:37,708 You've ruined our marriage. You've ruined it! 356 00:11:37,714 --> 00:11:38,837 You know, this seems like a 357 00:11:38,843 --> 00:11:40,174 conversation for just you two, 358 00:11:40,205 --> 00:11:41,738 so... oop, here comes a child. 359 00:11:41,773 --> 00:11:43,019 Mommy? Daddy? 360 00:11:43,025 --> 00:11:44,841 Are you getting divorced? 361 00:11:45,063 --> 00:11:46,496 Are they getting divorced? 362 00:11:46,732 --> 00:11:49,012 Uh... 363 00:11:49,047 --> 00:11:50,413 Oof. 364 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,781 Okay, that was a rough 70 minutes. 365 00:11:51,816 --> 00:11:54,217 - Yeah, but... - That kid looked exactly like Parlov? 366 00:11:54,252 --> 00:11:55,284 100%. 367 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,886 Oh... 368 00:11:56,921 --> 00:11:58,821 Anyways, that was our last lead, 369 00:11:58,857 --> 00:12:01,257 so looks like we're back at the Nil Caverns. 370 00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:04,310 - Did you just say the Nil Caverns? - Hm? 371 00:12:04,316 --> 00:12:06,423 - Like, from my book? - Uh, yep. 372 00:12:06,429 --> 00:12:07,640 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I did, 373 00:12:07,646 --> 00:12:08,936 because you told me about them 374 00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:10,363 when you were explaining the plot. 375 00:12:10,369 --> 00:12:12,001 I didn't, but that's because I wanted 376 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,550 the Nil Caverns to be a surprise. 377 00:12:14,205 --> 00:12:16,139 Why didn't you tell me you read my book, Jake? 378 00:12:16,174 --> 00:12:17,673 - Uh... - Oh, no. 379 00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:18,841 - You hated it. - What? 380 00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:21,377 Terry, no, I didn't hate it. 381 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:23,806 - I liked tons of parts. - Name one. 382 00:12:23,812 --> 00:12:26,249 Name one part you liked, Jake. 383 00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,718 - The map? - I didn't draw that! 384 00:12:28,753 --> 00:12:30,153 It was a map of the Chesapeake Bay 385 00:12:30,188 --> 00:12:31,788 with the names slightly changed! 386 00:12:31,823 --> 00:12:34,290 Oh, my God. 387 00:12:34,325 --> 00:12:36,192 You made me show Parlov. 388 00:12:36,227 --> 00:12:39,043 You humiliated me in front of my hero! 389 00:12:39,798 --> 00:12:41,764 Sarge, I'm sorry. 390 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,999 Look, I didn't just like the map. 391 00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:44,300 I also liked... 392 00:12:44,335 --> 00:12:45,954 the spaces between the words! 393 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,259 That's not helpful. 394 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,136 You guys got a million dollars 395 00:12:50,142 --> 00:12:51,615 together on 24 hours' notice? 396 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,535 Yeah, I had to liquidate my Bitcoins. 397 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:54,880 Oh, really? 398 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,553 I would've thought you'd be flushed with cash 399 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:58,404 from the "Skyfire" TV series. 400 00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,575 Oh, wait, that's right. 401 00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:01,044 The CW passed. 402 00:13:01,079 --> 00:13:02,979 How's the "Shadowbringer" film coming along? 403 00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:04,881 Howie Long still playing both twins? 404 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:06,300 All right. Let's go over the plan. 405 00:13:06,306 --> 00:13:08,818 Okay, there's a potted tree on the east side of the lobby. 406 00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:10,620 They said to leave the briefcase behind that. 407 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,555 If someone grabs it, Rosa, Peralta, and I 408 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:13,990 will converge. We'll be positioned 409 00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:15,603 around the room in disguise. 410 00:13:15,609 --> 00:13:17,559 It's not gonna work. I don't own a nerd costume. 411 00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:20,705 Oh, but Rosa, you are already wearing one. 412 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,312 You naturally dress like the female bounty hunter 413 00:13:23,318 --> 00:13:25,031 in every steampunk novel. 414 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:28,672 Look. All you need are welding goggles. 415 00:13:28,678 --> 00:13:29,974 Damn it. 416 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,574 I have welding goggles in the car. 417 00:13:31,609 --> 00:13:33,609 Shall we to battle? 418 00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:44,440 To solve that problem, we would 419 00:13:44,446 --> 00:13:46,022 use fluid dynamic analysis. 420 00:13:46,028 --> 00:13:48,762 That is exactly right. Well done. 421 00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:50,400 Where's your friend? 422 00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:51,884 Shouldn't he be here for the plaster removal? 423 00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,922 Something came up, so he had to remove the mask, 424 00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:56,395 which came off quite easily, and run out. 425 00:13:56,401 --> 00:13:57,834 It was urgent police business. 426 00:13:57,869 --> 00:13:59,402 Bunch of kids are being held hostage, 427 00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:00,636 so he had to go deal with that. 428 00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:02,723 Oh, well, if you need to leave to provide him with backup... 429 00:14:02,729 --> 00:14:04,159 - No, it's a teachable moment. - The children 430 00:14:04,165 --> 00:14:05,725 - can handle themselves. - Captain Holt? 431 00:14:05,749 --> 00:14:07,090 Your husband's on the phone. 432 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,628 He wants to know how long 433 00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:10,508 you're going to kiss for tonight? 434 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,648 Would you excuse us for one moment? 435 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,961 Your husband didn't really call. 436 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:17,400 I wasn't sure what gay guys talk about 437 00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:18,820 on the phone. How'd I do? 438 00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:20,395 Scully, what do you want? 439 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,972 We were watching Charles, like you said, 440 00:14:21,978 --> 00:14:24,359 but both of us had to go to the bathroom really bad. 441 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,931 Ugh. Where's Charles? 442 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,863 - We have no idea. - What? 443 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,839 - Terry, do you copy? - I copy. 444 00:14:29,845 --> 00:14:32,590 - Seriously? You're still mad at me? - All I said was "I copy." 445 00:14:32,596 --> 00:14:34,815 Yeah, but you had a tone. Just admit it. 446 00:14:34,821 --> 00:14:36,638 - Let it go, Jake. - No, he's right. 447 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:37,758 Terry had a tone. 448 00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:40,012 - Terry had a big-time tone. - Don't worry. 449 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,513 I bet he hasn't even read your book yet. 450 00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:43,604 It's been two hours. I'm almost at the front of this line. 451 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:45,808 I don't even know who I'm waiting to take a picture with. 452 00:14:45,856 --> 00:14:47,722 "Bran Stark?" Pass. 453 00:14:47,728 --> 00:14:50,629 Okay, he's just the three-eyed raven. 454 00:14:50,635 --> 00:14:52,435 Here we go, here we go. We got action. 455 00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:54,341 He dresses just like you, Jake. Is that someone popular? 456 00:14:54,347 --> 00:14:56,153 Yes, Rosa, it's Ka'lar. 457 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,555 17th of his name, sworn knight of the Queen's Crown, 458 00:14:58,591 --> 00:15:00,036 the Daybreaker, the rightful heir to... 459 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:01,769 All right. You can just say "Ka'lar." 460 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,790 Uh, then how will you know which Ka'lar I'm talking about? 461 00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:05,128 It's a very common name in "Skyfire." 462 00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:06,597 It's like their John. 463 00:15:06,632 --> 00:15:08,599 He's going for the briefcase. 464 00:15:08,634 --> 00:15:10,215 Okay, let's go. 465 00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:11,668 Don't make your move until you're close to him. 466 00:15:11,704 --> 00:15:13,470 There's too many civilians. 467 00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:18,408 Wait, why are there so many Ka'lars? 468 00:15:18,444 --> 00:15:20,003 Costume contest just ended. 469 00:15:20,009 --> 00:15:22,212 That's why he waited until now to pick up the money. 470 00:15:22,247 --> 00:15:23,814 I lost him. Which one is it? 471 00:15:23,849 --> 00:15:25,248 It's the one headed toward the service elevator. 472 00:15:25,284 --> 00:15:26,550 Hey! Freeze! 473 00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:27,990 Let me see your hands. 474 00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:29,586 What's going on? 475 00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:32,094 Doesn't have the briefcase. I got the wrong Ka'lar. 476 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,724 - I have eyes on him. - Take him down! 477 00:15:35,594 --> 00:15:38,285 Wrong Ka'lar... 478 00:15:38,764 --> 00:15:41,131 Boyle's not in the interrogation room. 479 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,766 He couldn't have gotten far. He can't see. 480 00:15:42,801 --> 00:15:44,701 You can go a long way on muscle memory alone. 481 00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,303 One time, I sleepwalked 482 00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:48,713 - to the M&M's store in Times Square. - Oh, oh! 483 00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:50,516 Stairwell. 484 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:53,093 - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. - I'm okay. 485 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,545 It's okay. Sorry, stranger. 486 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,180 I just can't see anything at all, 487 00:15:57,216 --> 00:15:59,116 and it's really scary being touched. 488 00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:00,617 - Are you okay? - Yes. 489 00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:02,252 Just return me to the 99th precinct. 490 00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:03,787 Boyle, it's us. 491 00:16:03,822 --> 00:16:05,656 Where were you going? Why would you leave 492 00:16:05,691 --> 00:16:07,424 that windowless supply closet we locked you in? 493 00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:09,693 Ah, yes, hearing it, I understand why. 494 00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:11,328 I was trying to get to the locker room 495 00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:12,729 to steam the mask off in the shower 496 00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,798 so you guys could still get certified. 497 00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:15,975 Wait. 498 00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:17,915 You were trying to help us? 499 00:16:17,921 --> 00:16:19,803 Even though you'll be stuck in this mask for five days? 500 00:16:19,838 --> 00:16:21,292 Five days? 501 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,435 Well, I know how important the course was to you. 502 00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:25,475 It's not. 503 00:16:25,511 --> 00:16:27,577 Not anymore. 504 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,279 I'm so sorry. 505 00:16:29,314 --> 00:16:31,715 I just cannot see at all. 506 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,116 I can't believe it! 507 00:16:33,152 --> 00:16:35,218 Now I'm out $1/2 million! 508 00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:36,687 What am I supposed to do now? 509 00:16:36,722 --> 00:16:38,522 Write another "Compendium of Beasts"? 510 00:16:38,557 --> 00:16:40,390 Do you have any idea how hard it is 511 00:16:40,426 --> 00:16:44,094 to find enough interns to slap that crap together? 512 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,306 God! 513 00:16:45,312 --> 00:16:46,596 Don't worry about him. 514 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,498 At least we got to stop that thief 515 00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:50,333 from releasing any more chapters. 516 00:16:50,369 --> 00:16:51,869 All we're out is some money, plus I've got 517 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,408 insurance, so I'm going to get it all back. 518 00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:54,698 By the way, Detective Jeffords, 519 00:16:54,704 --> 00:16:55,853 while we were waiting, 520 00:16:55,859 --> 00:16:57,507 I had an opportunity to read your manuscript. 521 00:16:57,543 --> 00:16:59,543 Oh, don't worry about that. 522 00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:01,378 It's a work in progress. 523 00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:02,779 Has a lot of changes I... 524 00:17:02,815 --> 00:17:04,548 No, no, no, it was great. Truly. 525 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,650 Fantastic. I mean, it was so fresh, you know? 526 00:17:06,685 --> 00:17:08,552 It had a really unique point of view. 527 00:17:08,587 --> 00:17:10,253 I sent it on to my publishers. 528 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,028 Thank you for allowing me to read it. 529 00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:13,256 And I want to thank you all 530 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:15,225 for your hard, hard work on this case. 531 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:16,626 Appreciate it. 532 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,730 Ooh, did you hear that? 533 00:17:19,765 --> 00:17:21,131 He loved it. 534 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,533 D.C. Parlov loved my writing! 535 00:17:23,569 --> 00:17:25,135 You were wrong! 536 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,137 And being wrong never felt so right. 537 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,301 Oh, that sounded cool. Did I just make up a hit song? 538 00:17:33,612 --> 00:17:35,145 Yep, I was right. It's a hit. 539 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,476 I gotta go call Sharon! 540 00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:38,511 All righty. Well, congratulations, Sarge! 541 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,783 And don't forget about us 542 00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:41,384 when you become a famous author. 543 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:43,353 Terry's writing sucks. Parlov is lying to him. 544 00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:46,056 - What? Why? - I don't know. 545 00:17:46,091 --> 00:17:47,791 He's buttering him up... 546 00:17:47,826 --> 00:17:49,693 because Lawson and Parlov 547 00:17:49,728 --> 00:17:52,062 stole their own books! 548 00:18:02,744 --> 00:18:04,378 Okay, we should go. 549 00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:06,882 Why do you think these guys are in it together? 550 00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:08,621 They hate each other. They spent an hour 551 00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:10,351 arguing over the name of the dragon in "The Hobbit." 552 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,823 - "Smog." - "Smowg." 553 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,591 - Smog! - Smowg! 554 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,293 - Smog! - Smowg! 555 00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:17,370 It's "Smowg," by the way... 556 00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:20,077 Point Lawson... but yes, they're mortal enemies, 557 00:18:20,112 --> 00:18:21,511 which is why they think we'll never suspect them 558 00:18:21,547 --> 00:18:22,846 of being in cahoots. 559 00:18:22,881 --> 00:18:24,448 Oh, but they cahooted, Rosa. 560 00:18:24,483 --> 00:18:26,950 They cahooted all over us. 561 00:18:26,986 --> 00:18:28,452 Gross. Why'd they leak their chapters? 562 00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:30,151 To get people excited, like when Carly 563 00:18:30,157 --> 00:18:31,432 Rae Jepsen puts out an amazing single, 564 00:18:31,438 --> 00:18:33,547 and you have to wait six weeks for the album to come out. 565 00:18:33,553 --> 00:18:34,877 She's great. I'm not apologizing. 566 00:18:34,883 --> 00:18:36,856 So Parlov contacted Terry because he knows 567 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,747 Sarge is a super-fan and can be manipulated. 568 00:18:38,782 --> 00:18:41,140 Yes, he's been giving Terry presents since last year. 569 00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:42,336 And Terry's novel gave Parlov 570 00:18:42,342 --> 00:18:43,772 another chance to manipulate him. 571 00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:44,886 Unless... 572 00:18:44,922 --> 00:18:47,155 is it possible Parlov actually likes Sarge's writing? 573 00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:49,157 Read the first sentence. 574 00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:51,390 - Yep, Parlov did it. - Very much so. 575 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,163 Gah! Now I have to tell Sarge 576 00:18:53,169 --> 00:18:55,303 that his fantasy novel stinks. 577 00:18:55,338 --> 00:18:58,105 This is the hardest part of being a cop. 578 00:18:58,141 --> 00:19:00,374 Now, there are issues with RFLP testing, 579 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,510 as there are with every technique, but... 580 00:19:02,545 --> 00:19:04,278 Captain, I thought you said 581 00:19:04,314 --> 00:19:06,180 your friend removed his mask and left. 582 00:19:06,215 --> 00:19:08,249 I forgot to lube up his face. 583 00:19:08,284 --> 00:19:10,251 We failed to listen to the instructions. 584 00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:11,968 That is incredibly careless. 585 00:19:11,974 --> 00:19:13,558 I know, and it means we won't receive 586 00:19:13,564 --> 00:19:15,489 our certification, and I'm okay with that. 587 00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:17,525 - Unless my honesty... - No, it's off the table. 588 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:21,429 - And I'm okay with that. - Well, anyway, RFLP testing 589 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,397 was designed to localize genetic disorders, and it... 590 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:26,224 Ooh, my cousin Donna has a genetic disorder 591 00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:28,202 where her lips were made of cartilage, 592 00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:30,271 meaning her mouth is technically a beak. 593 00:19:30,306 --> 00:19:31,939 I don't see how that pertains to anything... 594 00:19:31,975 --> 00:19:33,441 No, let him talk. I want to hear it. 595 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,476 Boyle, tell us about your cousin's beak. 596 00:19:35,511 --> 00:19:37,511 Well, she runs marathons 597 00:19:37,547 --> 00:19:39,218 to raise money for other people 598 00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:40,786 afflicted with "bird-face." 599 00:19:40,817 --> 00:19:41,983 There are only two of them. 600 00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:44,285 - They're her kids. - Oh, Sarge! 601 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,723 Funny seeing you here. 602 00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:47,355 Oh, that reminds me. 603 00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:49,256 I have to tell you something. What was it? 604 00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:50,524 Out with it, Peralta. 605 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,226 Okay, fine. Here it goes. 606 00:19:52,261 --> 00:19:54,295 - I think that... - Parlov hated my book. 607 00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:56,964 He only said he liked it so I wouldn't figure out 608 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,200 he and Lawson stole their own manuscripts. 609 00:19:59,235 --> 00:20:01,084 - You figured it out. - Well, I had a gut feeling, 610 00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:02,207 so I went digging. 611 00:20:02,213 --> 00:20:04,234 I got a warrant for Parlov's browser history. 612 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,273 He searched "how to liquidate Bitcoins" 613 00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,179 three days before the laptops were stolen. 614 00:20:08,185 --> 00:20:10,177 Man, I bet that browser history was a nightmare, huh? 615 00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:11,854 - Oh, you have no idea. - Yeah. 616 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,981 Anyway, I questioned them, and they confessed. 617 00:20:14,017 --> 00:20:15,483 I can't go to prison, okay? 618 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,852 I know I seem tough, but I'm not. 619 00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:19,446 - I went to Bennington. - Ew. 620 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,389 I'm sorry Parlov didn't like your book. 621 00:20:21,424 --> 00:20:23,024 And I didn't. And also Rosa. 622 00:20:23,059 --> 00:20:24,925 - Why did I add that? - No, it's okay. 623 00:20:24,961 --> 00:20:27,232 At least I won't waste any more time trying to be a writer. 624 00:20:27,238 --> 00:20:28,871 Wait, let me ask you a question. 625 00:20:29,024 --> 00:20:30,831 Are you a better cop now than when you started? 626 00:20:30,867 --> 00:20:33,067 - Nope. - Wasn't talking to you. 627 00:20:33,102 --> 00:20:35,436 Yeah. I look back at my old cases 628 00:20:35,471 --> 00:20:37,304 and I can't believe how long 629 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:39,744 - it took me to figure things out. - Yeah, but you worked on it, 630 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,208 and you kept working, and now, 631 00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:43,411 12 to 40 years later... 632 00:20:43,446 --> 00:20:45,046 I don't have a good sense of your age... 633 00:20:45,081 --> 00:20:46,814 You're a great cop who got a "gut feeling" 634 00:20:46,849 --> 00:20:48,315 and solved a huge case. 635 00:20:48,351 --> 00:20:50,084 So you think I should keep writing? 636 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:51,986 I mean, you might not become a huge famous author, 637 00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:53,487 but you'll get better, 638 00:20:53,523 --> 00:20:55,721 and if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad. 639 00:20:55,727 --> 00:20:57,821 Sheryl Crow, she's great. I won't apologize. 640 00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:59,460 And who knows? Claire Essalgorn 641 00:20:59,495 --> 00:21:01,195 didn't start writing the first "Crimson Portal" novel 642 00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:03,297 until she was 60. 643 00:21:03,332 --> 00:21:05,433 I started reading it because the character looks like me. 644 00:21:05,468 --> 00:21:07,501 I kept reading it because it's so good! 645 00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:09,837 Rosa, you did get hooked, you big nerd! 646 00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:11,105 This heroine is my heroin. 647 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,940 Oh, such a dweebus. I love it! 648 00:21:12,975 --> 00:21:15,309 Speaking of which, Parlov's laptop is in evidence. 649 00:21:15,344 --> 00:21:16,974 Want to go read the new "Skyfire" book? 650 00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:18,512 Oh, I don't know. 651 00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:20,481 I mean, he's such a bad guy. 652 00:21:20,516 --> 00:21:22,216 Do we even like his books anymore? 653 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:31,672 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com -