1 00:00:01,450 --> 00:00:03,186 - I'll get back to you guys 2 00:00:03,189 --> 00:00:05,465 by the end of the day with all the logistics. 3 00:00:05,499 --> 00:00:07,639 Sergeant Terrance Jeffords, 4 00:00:07,672 --> 00:00:09,813 four years ago on this exact date, 5 00:00:09,847 --> 00:00:12,557 you told me I was too old to learn how to do the worm. 6 00:00:12,591 --> 00:00:14,731 I vowed on that day to prove you a fool, 7 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:18,612 and today, I shall. 8 00:00:19,883 --> 00:00:21,789 Check it. 9 00:00:26,807 --> 00:00:28,916 I'm on fire! 10 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,665 As I was telling the squad, our old C.O., 11 00:00:33,698 --> 00:00:35,673 Captain McGintley, just passed away. 12 00:00:35,706 --> 00:00:37,579 Oh, no. 13 00:00:37,612 --> 00:00:39,317 We're going to Los Angeles for the funeral next week. 14 00:00:39,352 --> 00:00:40,958 I'll have the travel details later. 15 00:00:40,992 --> 00:00:42,731 Hey, has anyone seen a worm? 16 00:00:42,763 --> 00:00:45,437 Because this funky chicken's hungry. 17 00:00:45,473 --> 00:00:47,816 Charles, a man has died. Read the room! 18 00:00:57,919 --> 00:01:02,924 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 19 00:01:08,756 --> 00:01:11,733 - Oh, man. Sad day. 20 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:12,936 Sad day. 21 00:01:12,971 --> 00:01:14,074 It's crazy how different things were 22 00:01:14,109 --> 00:01:15,781 when McGintley was Captain. 23 00:01:15,813 --> 00:01:17,251 It was like the Wild West. 24 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:19,259 - Oh, yeah, we had some fun. - I didn't. 25 00:01:19,293 --> 00:01:22,740 In every one of those photos, I look uptight and worried. 26 00:01:22,773 --> 00:01:23,943 Meanwhile, everyone else looks like 27 00:01:23,976 --> 00:01:25,314 they're having the time of their life. 28 00:01:25,347 --> 00:01:27,086 That's because they're all stress-free, 29 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,526 not like us Type A's. 30 00:01:28,559 --> 00:01:30,297 Jake, am I too high-strung? 31 00:01:30,331 --> 00:01:31,772 I wouldn't say you're too high-strung. 32 00:01:31,805 --> 00:01:33,309 You just are high-strung. 33 00:01:33,342 --> 00:01:34,982 You know, your strung is what makes you strung. 34 00:01:35,016 --> 00:01:36,989 - You're strung strongly. - No, not anymore. 35 00:01:37,022 --> 00:01:39,999 From now on, I'm gonna be super chill. 36 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:41,573 So, where's the party at? 37 00:01:41,605 --> 00:01:44,550 Trick question. The party's right here, boy! 38 00:01:46,155 --> 00:01:47,828 Oh, hello, Mrs. McGintley. 39 00:01:47,861 --> 00:01:50,101 My condolences for your loss. 40 00:01:50,136 --> 00:01:53,146 So, who do you got your eye on? 41 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,918 - What? - You haven't dated anyone 42 00:01:54,953 --> 00:01:56,056 since you broke up with Pimento. 43 00:01:56,091 --> 00:01:58,064 And funerals are a meat market. 44 00:01:58,097 --> 00:02:00,205 Sadness is a powerful aphrodisiac. 45 00:02:00,238 --> 00:02:03,885 - No, it's not. - Then how come everyone cries during sex? 46 00:02:03,918 --> 00:02:04,919 I'm already seeing somebody, Boyle. 47 00:02:04,922 --> 00:02:06,260 Oh... 48 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,133 And just like that, things got interesting. 49 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:10,108 And just like that, I left. 50 00:02:10,140 --> 00:02:12,247 - Hello, Raymond. - Oh, Chief Aggerton. 51 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,120 I didn't realize you'd be flying out for this. 52 00:02:14,155 --> 00:02:16,296 I liked McGintley. He was fun to have a beer with. 53 00:02:16,329 --> 00:02:18,035 There's nobody in this department 54 00:02:18,069 --> 00:02:19,272 I wanna have a beer with anymore. 55 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,145 Yes, that's the problem with the NYPD. 56 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,518 So, I hear you're meeting with 57 00:02:22,552 --> 00:02:24,090 the Commissioner on Monday morning. 58 00:02:24,123 --> 00:02:25,529 Well, you didn't hear this from me, 59 00:02:25,561 --> 00:02:27,501 but Commissioner's retiring next year. 60 00:02:27,535 --> 00:02:29,107 They put a short list together of possible replacements, 61 00:02:29,141 --> 00:02:30,513 and you're on it. 62 00:02:30,546 --> 00:02:32,018 - This is your first interview. - Really? 63 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:33,724 - What? - Oh, my God. 64 00:02:33,758 --> 00:02:35,329 - What's going on? - What's going on is 65 00:02:35,362 --> 00:02:36,534 Captain Holt has an interview to become the Commissioner 66 00:02:36,567 --> 00:02:38,207 of the freakin' NYPD, 67 00:02:38,239 --> 00:02:40,112 and he's gonna nail it and fulfill his destiny 68 00:02:40,146 --> 00:02:41,753 as Lord High Commander of all Justice. 69 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:43,392 Okay, let's not get carried away. 70 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,565 Who says I'm even interested in becoming Commissioner? 71 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:48,374 You, constantly, including the first day I met you. 72 00:02:48,409 --> 00:02:50,249 I'm interested in becoming Commissioner. 73 00:02:50,282 --> 00:02:52,121 - Good to know. - Fair enough, but even so, 74 00:02:52,156 --> 00:02:53,392 it's probably a long shot. 75 00:02:53,427 --> 00:02:55,267 I mean, there are many names on the list. 76 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,806 Nope, just four. 77 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,278 Yeah, three major league jags and you. 78 00:02:58,311 --> 00:02:59,649 Sir, you're the perfect candidate: 79 00:02:59,683 --> 00:03:01,288 smart, well-respected, you smell great. 80 00:03:01,322 --> 00:03:03,128 That has nothing to do with the job. 81 00:03:03,162 --> 00:03:04,398 It's just something I've been meaning to tell you. 82 00:03:04,432 --> 00:03:06,105 - Is it sandalwood? - Please calm down. 83 00:03:06,138 --> 00:03:07,174 Right, totally. Don't wanna jinx it. 84 00:03:07,209 --> 00:03:08,648 I don't believe in jinxes. 85 00:03:08,681 --> 00:03:09,750 Great, then you won't mind me saying it's a lock. 86 00:03:09,753 --> 00:03:11,204 You're definitely gonna get it, and you're gonna smell even better 87 00:03:11,209 --> 00:03:13,004 with that Lord High Commander of all Justice stank on you. 88 00:03:13,005 --> 00:03:14,143 Let's do this 89 00:03:14,845 --> 00:03:16,570 - I can't wait to get on a plane. 90 00:03:16,881 --> 00:03:18,857 I used up my miles, and upgraded first class. 91 00:03:18,885 --> 00:03:20,966 - Damn, Sarge. - This is gonna be great. 92 00:03:20,975 --> 00:03:24,063 Sipping on a mimosa, snacking on a hummus trio, 93 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,914 watching "Bridget Jones's Baby." 94 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,228 - Oh, GPS says turn left here. - Turn left. 95 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,857 No, this route is more direct. 96 00:03:29,890 --> 00:03:31,408 Oh, okay. You do you, Commish. 97 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,909 - Please don't call me that. - Okay, fine, 98 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:35,103 I'll just call you the 'Mish... no wait, Mishy Elliot... 99 00:03:35,142 --> 00:03:39,784 no wait, Mish-es Doubtfire. Oh, my God! 100 00:03:39,794 --> 00:03:42,278 - What? What is it? - Nakatomi Plaza. 101 00:03:43,193 --> 00:03:45,580 It's the most important monument in all of America. 102 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,493 The building from "Die Hard." Can we go in? 103 00:03:47,506 --> 00:03:51,184 - Can we pay our respects? - Ooh, our flight leaves in 3 and a half hours, and... 104 00:03:51,702 --> 00:03:54,745 but it's like, what is time even? 105 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:58,467 - Can we go in, sir? - Fine, just make it quick. 106 00:03:58,469 --> 00:04:01,070 Yes! Pull in over there, Argyle! 107 00:04:01,114 --> 00:04:03,140 - What? - That's the name of the driver in the movie. 108 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:05,064 We're going to Nakatomi Plaza. There's gonna be role-play. 109 00:04:05,130 --> 00:04:07,701 Oh, my God. 110 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:10,013 It's even more beautiful than I imagined. 111 00:04:10,044 --> 00:04:11,814 It's an empty floor that's under construction. 112 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:12,954 Just like in the movie! 113 00:04:12,974 --> 00:04:15,772 Charles, this is the floor that John McClane ran on with his bare feet. 114 00:04:15,897 --> 00:04:17,145 Take my picture with it! 115 00:04:19,332 --> 00:04:20,960 This is the window where John McClane said, 116 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:23,225 "Welcome to the party, pal." Take my picture with it! 117 00:04:23,265 --> 00:04:24,477 This is the vent where John McClane said, 118 00:04:24,492 --> 00:04:26,068 "Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs." 119 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:27,733 Take my picture with it. This is the space, where even though 120 00:04:27,743 --> 00:04:28,872 it's not really evident in the dialogue, 121 00:04:28,903 --> 00:04:30,190 you can tell that John McClane realizes 122 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:32,455 that he should've been a better husband. Take my picture with it! 123 00:04:32,488 --> 00:04:34,090 Take my picture with it! Take my picture with it! 124 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,517 Take my picture with it! But then he unclasps the watch, 125 00:04:36,548 --> 00:04:39,655 and Hans falls! 126 00:04:40,856 --> 00:04:42,016 That's a good one. That's a good one, 127 00:04:42,036 --> 00:04:43,094 That's a good one. That's a good one... 128 00:04:43,114 --> 00:04:45,312 That's a good one. Okay, all 600 of these are great. 129 00:04:45,347 --> 00:04:47,412 - We should probably head to the airport. - We have more time, if you need it. 130 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,234 There's literally nothing left for me to shoot. 131 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:50,670 All right, let's get out of here. 132 00:04:52,094 --> 00:04:53,269 The door is locked. 133 00:04:53,274 --> 00:04:54,999 That's strange, I thought the guard propped it open. 134 00:04:55,015 --> 00:04:57,070 I'd kick my way out, but I think these windows are bullet-proof. 135 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,192 We're not getting any reception in here. 136 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,681 Guys, it's cool. We just gotta roll with it. 137 00:05:01,706 --> 00:05:03,909 - You know, travel should be like jazz. - Nuh-uh. 138 00:05:03,934 --> 00:05:05,569 There's a lie-flat seat waiting for me, 139 00:05:05,594 --> 00:05:06,881 and I wanna be napping in it, 140 00:05:06,922 --> 00:05:09,359 with a hot towel wrapped around my big bald head! 141 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,853 - Help! - All right, everybody just calm down. 142 00:05:11,869 --> 00:05:14,545 I'm sure that guard will be back in, like, five minutes. 143 00:05:14,561 --> 00:05:15,904 - We're gonna miss our flight. 144 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:17,893 I should be sitting next to a semi-famous person 145 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:19,537 that I can't quite place right now. 146 00:05:19,572 --> 00:05:21,801 Come on, don't give up. If we get rescued right now 147 00:05:21,811 --> 00:05:23,197 and there's no traffic at the airport 148 00:05:23,215 --> 00:05:24,564 and the van return goes smoothly 149 00:05:24,579 --> 00:05:26,497 and Security's super chill about all the guns we have, 150 00:05:26,512 --> 00:05:28,018 we could still make it. 151 00:05:29,026 --> 00:05:31,005 - You guys okay up here? - Yes! See? 152 00:05:31,015 --> 00:05:33,401 I told you not to give up hope. It's a miracle. 153 00:05:33,411 --> 00:05:36,103 - We're still gonna make it! - Yeah, we missed our flight by a lot. 154 00:05:36,138 --> 00:05:37,716 Yeah, but that's okay. We can get the next one. 155 00:05:37,766 --> 00:05:39,756 Let's see, next flight... Cancelled. Cancelled. 156 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:43,377 - Cancelled. What is going on? - There are huge storms in the Midwest. 157 00:05:43,402 --> 00:05:45,616 - All flights are grounded. - Oh, man. 158 00:05:45,635 --> 00:05:47,371 I know this is the wrong time to bring it up, 159 00:05:47,383 --> 00:05:49,265 but we're standing 75 feet from where Argyle 160 00:05:49,291 --> 00:05:51,269 picked up John McClane at the airport. 161 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,909 - Take my picture with it. - Yeah. 162 00:05:55,830 --> 00:05:58,539 Okay, we can't get out until Monday afternoon, at the earliest. 163 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,445 I tried everything. I begged. I pleaded. I even told them 164 00:06:01,497 --> 00:06:03,270 that Scully was a Make-a-Wish kid with a rare disease 165 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,733 that makes him look like a giant old baby. 166 00:06:04,746 --> 00:06:06,718 - Did you call it Scullyosis? - Damn it, Rosa, 167 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:08,683 that's really good and completely useless to me now. 168 00:06:08,721 --> 00:06:10,678 They wouldn't even let me into a first class lounge, 169 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,077 since my flight had already departed. 170 00:06:12,087 --> 00:06:13,538 I grabbed this and ran. 171 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:16,578 You're all that's left of my dreams now, Mr. Mint. 172 00:06:16,611 --> 00:06:19,345 All right, stop hugging your mint. We have bigger problems. 173 00:06:19,370 --> 00:06:21,334 Captain Holt's Commissioners interview is on Monday. 174 00:06:21,365 --> 00:06:23,054 - Can't he just reschedule? - No! 175 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:24,743 He's gonna be up against the best of the best. 176 00:06:24,769 --> 00:06:26,845 The slightest slipup could cost him the job, and... 177 00:06:27,134 --> 00:06:29,613 but whatever, you know. 178 00:06:29,658 --> 00:06:31,098 It is what it is, Daddy-O. 179 00:06:31,118 --> 00:06:32,660 Look, Captain Holt helped us all achieve 180 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:34,731 our collective dream of going to Nakatomi Plaza. 181 00:06:34,747 --> 00:06:35,921 - Only you. - Now it's time for us 182 00:06:35,926 --> 00:06:37,926 to return the favor and help him achieve his. 183 00:06:37,941 --> 00:06:39,717 Get him back to New York in time for that interview. 184 00:06:39,768 --> 00:06:42,470 Now, we have until Monday morning, and it takes... 185 00:06:42,943 --> 00:06:45,019 48 hours to drive from L.A. to New York. 186 00:06:45,046 --> 00:06:46,718 - We've still got time. - No, we don't. 187 00:06:46,752 --> 00:06:48,417 I checked with all the car rental agencies. 188 00:06:48,437 --> 00:06:49,852 There are no available vehicles. 189 00:06:49,872 --> 00:06:51,760 I'm just gonna have to call the Commissioner, cancel this meeting. 190 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:53,119 No, not on my watch. 191 00:06:53,149 --> 00:06:55,679 We just have to think. There's gotta be a way to get you back. 192 00:06:58,105 --> 00:07:00,732 Got it! May I present to you the finest RV 193 00:07:00,783 --> 00:07:03,441 that not much money can The American Creeper. 194 00:07:03,478 --> 00:07:05,254 No one should have to suffer like this for me. 195 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,456 Suffer? This is a dream come true. 196 00:07:07,492 --> 00:07:08,863 It's a cross-country road trip. 197 00:07:08,897 --> 00:07:10,554 My dad and I took one every summer. 198 00:07:10,635 --> 00:07:12,409 You blast the "Annie" soundtrack, 199 00:07:12,441 --> 00:07:13,871 and you eat junk food, 200 00:07:13,922 --> 00:07:15,663 and you bond over secrets. 201 00:07:15,712 --> 00:07:17,554 I'm not telling you who I'm dating. 202 00:07:17,595 --> 00:07:18,968 All right, I'll take the first shift. 203 00:07:18,999 --> 00:07:21,507 American Creepers, let's get creeping! 204 00:07:29,099 --> 00:07:30,865 - Hey, one hour down. 205 00:07:30,916 --> 00:07:33,404 Victory honk. 206 00:07:33,481 --> 00:07:35,613 Oh, no. Oh, boy. 207 00:07:35,738 --> 00:07:38,370 Horn's stuck. 208 00:07:38,496 --> 00:07:40,824 Nobody use the horn. 209 00:07:43,487 --> 00:07:44,827 What you got there, Sarge? 210 00:07:44,858 --> 00:07:47,452 I microwaved a bunch of wet napkins to make a hot towel. 211 00:07:47,488 --> 00:07:48,988 Just because we're in a crappy RV 212 00:07:49,044 --> 00:07:51,594 doesn't mean I still can't be First Class Terry. 213 00:07:52,551 --> 00:07:53,639 Mmm... 214 00:07:54,397 --> 00:07:55,893 Ah... 215 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,476 Just like the real thing. 216 00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:00,227 Cheese puff, sir? 217 00:08:00,252 --> 00:08:02,094 No, thank you. They're full of chemicals. 218 00:08:02,094 --> 00:08:04,282 Well, yes, but everything's made with chemicals, 219 00:08:04,282 --> 00:08:05,458 if you really think about it. 220 00:08:05,483 --> 00:08:06,689 - I suppose you're right. - I am? 221 00:08:06,705 --> 00:08:07,885 - Let me try one. - Oh. 222 00:08:09,869 --> 00:08:12,509 - It imploded in my mouth. - That's the magic of the puff. 223 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,892 You don't have to chew. 224 00:08:14,017 --> 00:08:15,926 So, what are you gonna do when you're Commish? 225 00:08:15,957 --> 00:08:19,390 I think you should focus on interagency communication and intel sharing. 226 00:08:19,461 --> 00:08:21,330 Also, laser jails. 227 00:08:21,387 --> 00:08:24,052 Let's not talk about things that may not happen. 228 00:08:24,109 --> 00:08:26,443 Oh, I'd like to see an increase in vacation days. 229 00:08:26,495 --> 00:08:28,395 And we should all get summers off like teachers. 230 00:08:28,421 --> 00:08:30,713 - Let the city go to purge. 231 00:08:30,838 --> 00:08:32,708 Hey, Rosa, are you ready to go streaking? 232 00:08:32,771 --> 00:08:34,284 - What? - That's what my dad and I called 233 00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:35,730 getting blonde streaks in your hair. 234 00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:38,054 We used to do it to our ponytails on road trips. 235 00:08:38,115 --> 00:08:39,775 You just take a little lemon up top, 236 00:08:39,825 --> 00:08:41,336 and let the sun do the rest. 237 00:08:41,407 --> 00:08:43,229 We called it giving each other road head. 238 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:44,984 You just said you called it going streaking. 239 00:08:44,984 --> 00:08:46,185 It had a couple names. 240 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:48,485 Hey, speaking of names... 241 00:08:48,516 --> 00:08:51,717 who's your new boyfriend? Ow! Ow! Oh! 242 00:08:53,236 --> 00:08:55,571 Oh, man, you really went to town on these cheese puffs. 243 00:08:55,616 --> 00:08:57,357 Well, they're 80% air, 244 00:08:57,483 --> 00:08:58,947 which is something your body needs. 245 00:08:58,966 --> 00:09:01,722 Dallas? What the hell? We were supposed to be in Louisiana by now. 246 00:09:01,735 --> 00:09:03,929 We've been averaging 50 for 21 hours. 247 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,347 Unless... 248 00:09:06,174 --> 00:09:08,012 Damn it! The speedometer's broken. 249 00:09:08,031 --> 00:09:10,630 No wonder everyone was flipping us off. I thought it was just racism. 250 00:09:10,636 --> 00:09:12,264 - Well, I'm sure it didn't help. - Yeah. 251 00:09:12,277 --> 00:09:13,815 I'm sorry, I don't think we can make up the time. 252 00:09:13,859 --> 00:09:15,704 No, there's no way I'm letting you miss that interview. 253 00:09:15,716 --> 00:09:17,249 We just have to make less stops. 254 00:09:17,287 --> 00:09:19,914 Hey, guys, listen up, from now on, 255 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,465 we use the bathroom in the RV. 256 00:09:22,504 --> 00:09:24,201 - No! - There are so many of us. 257 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:27,333 - I know, I'm sorry, but it's the only way. - Me first! 258 00:09:27,563 --> 00:09:29,928 Hey, guys, the door doesn't close all the way. 259 00:09:29,935 --> 00:09:31,633 No peeking. 260 00:09:34,521 --> 00:09:36,938 - You guys didn't hear that, did you? - I'm still hearing it. 261 00:09:36,957 --> 00:09:39,409 - I'm never gonna stop hearing it! - Okay, new plan: 262 00:09:39,435 --> 00:09:41,413 we go back to the old bathroom break schedule, 263 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:44,804 and we just drive at max speed. Captain, punch it. Punch it. 264 00:09:44,874 --> 00:09:46,796 - Why are you not punching it? - I'm not comfortable 265 00:09:46,809 --> 00:09:48,736 operating this vehicle at a speed greater 266 00:09:48,748 --> 00:09:50,453 than the prevailing road and traffic conditions. 267 00:09:50,472 --> 00:09:53,137 Fine! I'll do it myself. This is going great. 268 00:09:53,181 --> 00:09:55,344 I'm already used to the bouncing and shaking. 269 00:09:55,401 --> 00:09:57,068 - I smell smoke. - Really? 270 00:09:57,112 --> 00:09:58,829 All I smell is residual Scully. 271 00:09:58,861 --> 00:10:00,367 I definitely smell smoke. 272 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:02,594 Pull over right now. 273 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,273 Well, I checked everywhere. 274 00:10:04,298 --> 00:10:06,944 Nothing's on fire. Nothing's even smoldering. 275 00:10:06,969 --> 00:10:09,195 We just wasted ten minutes for no reason. 276 00:10:15,206 --> 00:10:17,355 You know what, Captain, I think you're right. 277 00:10:17,412 --> 00:10:19,574 I do smell smoke. 278 00:10:20,211 --> 00:10:21,877 So, bottom-line this thing for me. 279 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,709 How long is it gonna take to fix? 280 00:10:23,779 --> 00:10:26,489 - It's still on fire. - She's gone, Jakey. 281 00:10:26,614 --> 00:10:28,084 She's creeping her way to heaven. 282 00:10:28,111 --> 00:10:30,253 Let's be honest, she's creeping her way back to hell. 283 00:10:30,378 --> 00:10:33,214 All right, guys, we have to focus and think of a new plan 284 00:10:33,245 --> 00:10:34,665 for getting Holt back for his interview. 285 00:10:34,695 --> 00:10:37,289 Now, all we've lost is our only mode of transportation. 286 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,760 And our clothes and food! 287 00:10:38,765 --> 00:10:40,805 All I have left is this first class mint, 288 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:42,037 and none of you get to eat him! 289 00:10:42,051 --> 00:10:43,455 Well, perhaps we should just focus on 290 00:10:43,486 --> 00:10:44,803 finding a place to sleep tonight. 291 00:10:44,838 --> 00:10:46,308 I might have a solution for that. 292 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,820 How far is it to Mansfurd, Texas? 293 00:10:47,845 --> 00:10:49,505 - Like, half an hour. - Great! 294 00:10:49,556 --> 00:10:51,860 I have cousins there: Becca, Tommy, and Steve. 295 00:10:51,895 --> 00:10:55,039 - There's a Boyle in every state. - Texas Boyles. I'm excited. 296 00:10:55,074 --> 00:10:57,246 Do they wear bolo ties and cowboy hats? 297 00:10:57,297 --> 00:10:59,428 Nope, still just beige on tan. 298 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,360 - Steve, Tommy, Becca! - Becca is a man. 299 00:11:02,366 --> 00:11:04,745 Oh, thank you so much for letting us stay here. 300 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,226 - I love you. - I love you. 301 00:11:06,239 --> 00:11:07,887 - I love you. - I love you. 302 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,011 God, it is so nice to meet you guys! 303 00:11:10,227 --> 00:11:12,148 Is this a working cattle ranch? 304 00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:14,132 Oh, yes. This is a stud farm. 305 00:11:14,176 --> 00:11:17,828 We are the cow insemination kings of Central Texas. 306 00:11:17,841 --> 00:11:18,781 Of course you are. 307 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:21,223 We have sleeping bags for you guys here in the great room. 308 00:11:21,272 --> 00:11:22,576 If you hear what sounds like screaming, 309 00:11:22,611 --> 00:11:24,176 that's just cow intercourse. 310 00:11:24,961 --> 00:11:27,085 Now we're all sleeping in one room, 311 00:11:27,117 --> 00:11:30,107 - next to a cow orgy. - I would much rather be hanging out with you. 312 00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:32,251 - What are you doing, Boyle? - Just brushing my hair. 313 00:11:32,305 --> 00:11:34,770 Not you, Becca. I was talking to Charles. 314 00:11:34,808 --> 00:11:36,391 - I was just bringing you some water. - Thanks. 315 00:11:36,442 --> 00:11:38,391 Mm-hm. So, uh, 316 00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:40,473 who you talking to? Is that your mystery hunk? 317 00:11:40,488 --> 00:11:42,130 Babe, are you all right? Is everything okay? 318 00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:43,407 Yeah, it's fine. I'll call you back later. 319 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:45,352 - Was that a woman's voice? - It's my sister. 320 00:11:45,478 --> 00:11:47,604 Wait... she called you babe. 321 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:48,965 When my cousin called me babe, 322 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,565 you said relatives shouldn't do that. 323 00:11:51,106 --> 00:11:52,737 What's really going on? 324 00:11:53,857 --> 00:11:55,143 I'm dating a woman. 325 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,176 - I'm bi. - Oh... 326 00:11:58,221 --> 00:11:59,631 That's great. 327 00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:03,457 That's great, Rose. I just want you to know that I totally support... 328 00:12:03,484 --> 00:12:05,466 I don't wanna talk about it right now, okay? 329 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,913 - Just leave it alone, Boyle. - By all means. 330 00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:09,505 Not you, Becca! 331 00:12:09,572 --> 00:12:11,805 Okay. I love you. 332 00:12:11,826 --> 00:12:13,204 I love you too. 333 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,568 Can't sleep either, huh? 334 00:12:20,599 --> 00:12:24,424 - This cow screaming is so loud. - So loud. 335 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,119 Is it a pleasure sound or pain? 336 00:12:26,129 --> 00:12:29,350 - Maybe they're into both? - I hear they're into leather. 337 00:12:29,476 --> 00:12:31,375 - Was that a joke? - Gallows humor. 338 00:12:31,415 --> 00:12:34,225 Being in this bovine brothel is truly a nightmare. 339 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,568 Hey, I'm sorry that things didn't work out. 340 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,574 I know you always hoped that you'd be Commissioner. 341 00:12:38,607 --> 00:12:40,481 No. Over the course of my career, 342 00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:42,798 I've learned that it's best not to have hopes. 343 00:12:42,836 --> 00:12:44,910 Sir, that is so sad. 344 00:12:44,955 --> 00:12:46,850 That's like saying it's best not to have dreams. 345 00:12:46,894 --> 00:12:49,489 I only have one dream a year, always on Tax Day. 346 00:12:49,513 --> 00:12:51,329 In it, I must file an extension. 347 00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:54,063 So, yes, it is best not to have dreams. 348 00:12:54,096 --> 00:12:56,891 Well, I still wish I could've got you back in time. 349 00:12:56,911 --> 00:12:58,550 Why do you care so much about this? 350 00:12:58,586 --> 00:12:59,659 I don't know, 351 00:12:59,938 --> 00:13:02,146 it's your dream, and, you know, 352 00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:06,432 you changed my life, made me wanna be a better man, or whatever. 353 00:13:07,045 --> 00:13:08,707 Thank you for trying. 354 00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:10,424 But deep down, 355 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,499 I always knew I'd never be Commissioner. 356 00:13:13,699 --> 00:13:17,298 All my dreams start with my step-sister painting her house. 357 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,753 And they end with the house looking great? 358 00:13:19,787 --> 00:13:21,274 No. Sex. 359 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,145 Guys! Guys! Wake up, wake up, wake up. 360 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,774 - Up, up, up! Come on! - What's going on? 361 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,991 Captain Holt, I know you've given up on your future, but I haven't. 362 00:13:35,017 --> 00:13:37,955 - You're going to that interview. - It's too late, Peralta. 363 00:13:37,987 --> 00:13:39,385 Just put a sock in it, man! 364 00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:40,829 I'm doing this because of how much I care about you, 365 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,223 so just stay the hell out of the way! 366 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,710 But we're too late to drive, 367 00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:45,755 - and there's no available flights. - That's what I thought, 368 00:13:45,779 --> 00:13:48,181 but on the way here, we passed the town of Jacksboro. 369 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,505 I knew I recognized it from somewhere. 370 00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:51,016 Where? Sorry, are you monologuing, 371 00:13:51,046 --> 00:13:52,994 - or is this a call-and-response thing? - No, that was great. 372 00:13:53,013 --> 00:13:54,960 Now, I order a lot of beef jerky online, 373 00:13:54,998 --> 00:13:56,672 'cause I'm a cool guy with cool interests, 374 00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:58,892 and it's always shipped from Jacksboro, Texas. 375 00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:00,342 There's a huge fulfillment center there. 376 00:14:00,355 --> 00:14:01,755 - There is? - Yes, Charles. 377 00:14:01,786 --> 00:14:03,103 I called them, and they ship their packages 378 00:14:03,122 --> 00:14:05,145 - out of a regional airport. - They do? 379 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,704 That's too much. Maybe back off a little bit. 380 00:14:06,755 --> 00:14:08,841 Passenger planes don't fly out of Jacksboro, 381 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,584 but thing planes do! 382 00:14:10,603 --> 00:14:12,344 - You mean cargo planes? - Yes, thank you. 383 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,087 - Terry gets to interject? - The point is, 384 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,632 we get to fly on the back of a cargo plane to Philadelphia. 385 00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:17,966 When do we have to be in Jacksboro? 386 00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:19,722 In an hour and a half, so get up and get ready. 387 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,961 Well, we've been in these clothes since Friday. We smell like butt. 388 00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:24,257 - And all our stuff exploded. - Right, good point. 389 00:14:24,277 --> 00:14:26,364 Uh, I guess we'll just have to borrow some. 390 00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:27,942 Oh, no. From who? 391 00:14:37,796 --> 00:14:39,276 We look so cool right now. 392 00:14:39,327 --> 00:14:41,382 I feel like we're in a Mervyn's commercial. 393 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,181 Yeah, Mervyn's! 394 00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:46,771 Is this cattle trailer safe? 395 00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:48,659 Who cares, it's fun. 396 00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:51,294 Yeah, it's terrifying, 397 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:54,021 but it doesn't matter, because we're almost to the airport. 398 00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:56,530 What? No, why? 399 00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:59,230 Just because we're eight people standing in the back of a cattle car? 400 00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:01,121 Nah, I don't care about that. 401 00:15:01,153 --> 00:15:03,123 We got a tip saying there were drugs being moved 402 00:15:03,138 --> 00:15:06,338 in the back of a gray bovine transport unit. 403 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,982 Well, this is terrible. 404 00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,885 Wait a minute, who called this tip in? 405 00:15:11,925 --> 00:15:13,431 - It's impossible to say. - They said the drugs were 406 00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:15,037 in the back of a bovine transport unit. 407 00:15:15,055 --> 00:15:17,773 - Who calls it that? - Everyone. That's what they're called. 408 00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:20,952 Yeah, if you're a robot, 409 00:15:21,077 --> 00:15:23,270 and you're the only robot I know, sir. 410 00:15:23,308 --> 00:15:25,617 Bovine. Transport. Unit. 411 00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:28,714 - Meep-morp. Zeep. - This is preposterous. 412 00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:30,199 - What are you implying? - Let me see your phone. 413 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,486 - I wanna see your call history. - No. 414 00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:32,484 - Let me see it! - No... 415 00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:33,928 - no! Get away! - Give it to me! 416 00:15:33,948 --> 00:15:35,463 Guys, come on. Break it up! 417 00:15:36,497 --> 00:15:37,795 Ah-ha! 418 00:15:37,885 --> 00:15:41,096 25 minutes ago, outgoing call to 911. 419 00:15:41,111 --> 00:15:43,091 You sabotaged us, Mr. Robot! 420 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,920 Not the TV show, but the point is, you sabotaged us! 421 00:15:45,976 --> 00:15:47,939 Terry, would you do the honors? 422 00:15:47,970 --> 00:15:49,731 Why? 423 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,502 You called the pigs on us? 424 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:52,641 I don't know how this happened. 425 00:15:52,656 --> 00:15:54,462 - Perhaps it was a bottom dial. - Liar. 426 00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:56,440 The reason you said you knew you'd never become Commissioner 427 00:15:56,461 --> 00:15:57,621 is 'cause you were making sure of it. 428 00:15:57,642 --> 00:15:59,432 You've been sabotaging us from the beginning. 429 00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:00,521 Oh, please. 430 00:16:00,537 --> 00:16:02,689 You drove by Nakatomi Plaza on purpose, didn't you? 431 00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:05,562 You knew I would see it and go insane and have to go inside, 432 00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:07,194 and then you trapped us in there, didn't you? 433 00:16:07,247 --> 00:16:10,117 - Didn't you? - Fine. I did. 434 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,228 Over here is the elevator where McClane 435 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,541 put the "now I have a machine gun, ho, ho, ho" down. 436 00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:15,981 Take my picture with it! 437 00:16:15,983 --> 00:16:18,236 And there were plenty of rental cars at the airport, weren't there? 438 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,866 - Hundreds. - And you broke the speedometer. And what else? 439 00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:22,861 Did you somehow force Scully to stink up the RV 440 00:16:22,877 --> 00:16:25,144 - so we'd have to stop more often? - It wasn't difficult. 441 00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:27,465 Three corndogs for 99 cents? 442 00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:32,015 Who could possibly eat three corndogs and has a dollar? 443 00:16:32,404 --> 00:16:35,151 Oh, my God. 444 00:16:35,276 --> 00:16:37,822 - Did you blow up the Creeper? - Not on purpose. 445 00:16:38,983 --> 00:16:41,670 Once I realized your revolting cheese puffs 446 00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:44,137 were made with some extremely unstable chemicals, 447 00:16:44,147 --> 00:16:45,787 I deposited a few in the gas tank. 448 00:16:45,812 --> 00:16:47,114 I thought they'd shut the engine down. 449 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,911 I didn't realize they'd ignite it. 450 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,664 - You really shouldn't eat those, Peralta. - Don't tell me what to do, saboteur. 451 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,086 How dare you make me this upset while I'm wearing this outfit? 452 00:16:55,106 --> 00:16:57,223 Look, we've been busting our asses the whole weekend 453 00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,405 to try and get you back to New York in time, and for what? 454 00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:00,860 Is it all just a lie? 455 00:17:00,921 --> 00:17:03,358 Is there even a Commissioners meeting. Are you even Captain Holt? 456 00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:05,755 - Do you even have a dog named Cheddar? - There's a Commissioners meeting, 457 00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,057 and I do have a dog named Cheddar. 458 00:17:07,065 --> 00:17:08,339 Then why'd you do it? 459 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:12,002 I'm compromised. 460 00:17:12,127 --> 00:17:13,773 I made a decision a while ago, 461 00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:16,173 and now some people are holding it over my head. 462 00:17:16,642 --> 00:17:19,368 I'm afraid of what they'll ask me to do if I become Commissioner. 463 00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:21,209 You're compromised? 464 00:17:21,947 --> 00:17:24,949 How did this happen, Mr. Prevailing Traffic and Road Conditions? 465 00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:25,970 It doesn't matter. 466 00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:27,545 Seamus Murphy. 467 00:17:28,165 --> 00:17:30,254 - What? - Seamus Murphy, the gangster. 468 00:17:30,296 --> 00:17:33,084 He offered me info that would get you and Rosa out of prison, 469 00:17:33,089 --> 00:17:34,600 in exchange for a favor. 470 00:17:34,661 --> 00:17:37,475 And Holt told me to turn it down, because he said it was too risky. 471 00:17:37,536 --> 00:17:39,636 But you didn't turn it down, did you, Captain? 472 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:41,315 No, I did not. 473 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:44,042 - Wait... - So you risked everything 474 00:17:44,058 --> 00:17:45,518 to get me and Rosa out of prison? 475 00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:49,217 Oh, my God. You did all of this for us? 476 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,924 I love you, Da... aptain... Daptain. 477 00:17:53,924 --> 00:17:55,262 It's the cool new way of saying Captain. 478 00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:57,470 It's from the world of hip-hop. Love you. 479 00:17:57,595 --> 00:17:59,906 Sir, why didn't you tell us? 480 00:18:00,074 --> 00:18:02,343 I didn't want any of you entangled in this. 481 00:18:02,469 --> 00:18:03,529 This is my decision, 482 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,758 and it's also my responsibility. 483 00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:07,025 Sir, 484 00:18:07,192 --> 00:18:08,586 with all due respect, 485 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,824 the first thing that you taught me 486 00:18:09,844 --> 00:18:11,839 when you came to the Nine-Nine is that we're a team, 487 00:18:12,236 --> 00:18:14,942 so your responsibility is my responsibility too. 488 00:18:15,242 --> 00:18:17,028 - And mine. - And mine. 489 00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:18,769 - And mine. - And mine. 490 00:18:18,804 --> 00:18:19,929 And mine. 491 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,630 Six people seems like a lot. I mean, at some point, 492 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,070 it's just too many cooks. 493 00:18:24,925 --> 00:18:27,178 - And mine. - You're gonna take that meeting, 494 00:18:27,303 --> 00:18:30,066 you're gonna get the job, and you're gonna become Commissioner, 495 00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:33,042 and we'll all figure out what to do about Murphy. 496 00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:34,374 I'm touched... 497 00:18:34,407 --> 00:18:36,566 But it's moved. We've missed the cargo plane. 498 00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:38,250 And now there's no way to get back in time 499 00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:39,885 - for me to make my meeting. - Nuh-uh. 500 00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:41,332 - Amy? - What up, bro? 501 00:18:41,364 --> 00:18:43,531 I need you to climb back on that strungness ladder, 502 00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,207 and I need you to climb pretty high. 503 00:18:45,263 --> 00:18:46,698 - How high? - Remember that time 504 00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:48,112 we went to the deli for cold cuts, 505 00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:49,277 and the ticket machine was broken, 506 00:18:49,307 --> 00:18:50,889 so you found out what time everyone arrived 507 00:18:50,891 --> 00:18:52,168 and made them get in a single-file line 508 00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:54,427 - from earliest to latest? - Yeah. 509 00:18:54,494 --> 00:18:55,582 Higher. 510 00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:57,205 Copy that. 511 00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,686 You might wanna stand back for this, sir. 512 00:19:01,732 --> 00:19:04,540 It can get pretty intense. 513 00:19:04,571 --> 00:19:06,905 All right, you mooks, our union health plan 514 00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:09,537 has 100% reimbursement for out-of-state ambulance rides. 515 00:19:09,557 --> 00:19:11,224 Scully will fake a medical emergency. 516 00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:13,376 Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one. 517 00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:14,560 Great. You call an ambulance, 518 00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:16,619 and have it take us here to Monroe, Louisiana. 519 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,264 The ambulance can drive 25 miles over the posted speed limit, 520 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,092 so we'll get there by 9:00 p.m. 521 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,485 There's a small airport there, mostly servicing crop dusters. 522 00:19:23,514 --> 00:19:24,877 Of course, they can't take passengers, 523 00:19:24,906 --> 00:19:28,011 but thanks to a loophole in H.R. 377551, 524 00:19:28,023 --> 00:19:30,136 police officers are allowed to commandeer any plane 525 00:19:30,156 --> 00:19:31,405 in the interest of national security. 526 00:19:31,418 --> 00:19:33,221 The crop duster will land at an airstrip 527 00:19:33,237 --> 00:19:35,793 outside of Finksburg, Maryland. We'll take a cab to Baltimore, 528 00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:37,686 jump on the 6:48 a.m. Train to New York, 529 00:19:37,694 --> 00:19:38,833 arriving at 9:26. 530 00:19:38,853 --> 00:19:41,191 Kevin will meet us at Penn Station with a fresh Captain's uniform. 531 00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:43,811 From there, it's a 29-minute cab ride to One Police Plaza. 532 00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:45,389 You change on the way, and we should get to your meeting 533 00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:47,404 with five minutes to spare. 534 00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:53,871 Stop clapping, you idiots! We gotta move, move, move! 535 00:19:53,891 --> 00:19:54,936 I love her. 536 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,485 Yes! We did it! 537 00:20:05,511 --> 00:20:07,113 I can't believe we did it! 538 00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:09,361 Peralta, thank you 539 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,249 for not quitting on me. 540 00:20:11,773 --> 00:20:13,793 Of course, sir. Go get 'em. 541 00:20:13,976 --> 00:20:15,931 Wait, wait! Just one more thing. 542 00:20:17,102 --> 00:20:18,745 Your first class mint? 543 00:20:19,508 --> 00:20:20,958 I know how important this is to you. 544 00:20:20,973 --> 00:20:23,094 You know what really makes a trip first class? 545 00:20:23,165 --> 00:20:24,723 It's not the extra leg room 546 00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:26,661 - or the complimentary drinks... - Actually, Terry, 547 00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:27,902 we don't really have time for a speech right now. 548 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:29,917 Fine, your breath sucks! Just pop it and go! 549 00:20:31,808 --> 00:20:33,196 It's good to be home. 550 00:20:33,581 --> 00:20:35,106 Uh-buh-buh-buh-buh! 551 00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:37,921 - Drink this instead. - A mimosa! 552 00:20:37,941 --> 00:20:39,886 Made with First Class Champagne. 553 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,189 That's the brand name. It's from Arkansas. 554 00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:43,451 I hope it's good. 555 00:20:44,392 --> 00:20:46,422 - Hell yeah! - Really? 556 00:20:46,432 --> 00:20:48,861 No, it's terrible, but I really appreciate the thought. 557 00:20:48,885 --> 00:20:49,887 Oh, I'll take it. 558 00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:51,384 - Hey. - Hey. 559 00:20:52,091 --> 00:20:54,238 So, I didn't say anything about being bi, 560 00:20:54,248 --> 00:20:56,120 because I didn't think it was anybody's business. 561 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,517 And I also didn't want anything to change. 562 00:20:58,598 --> 00:21:00,654 I get it. I'm sorry I was so nosy. 563 00:21:00,779 --> 00:21:03,748 It actually felt really good to tell somebody on the squad, finally. 564 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:06,729 - I'm glad it was you. - All right. 565 00:21:06,854 --> 00:21:10,440 Also, now we go back to never talking about my love life again. 566 00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:13,231 Uh, request denied. Is her name Anne? Meredith? Kim? 567 00:21:13,264 --> 00:21:15,262 - Erica? Moana? - Captain Holt! 568 00:21:15,295 --> 00:21:17,775 It's official. My hat is in the ring for Commissioner. 569 00:21:19,269 --> 00:21:20,955 I still don't know how we're gonna deal with the 570 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:25,431 - Murphy complication. - Two words: laser jails. 571 00:21:25,466 --> 00:21:27,976 - But, you know, we'll figure it out. - Nine-Nine! 572 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,400 Nine-Nine! 573 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,780 Not a doctor.