1 00:00:03,377 --> 00:00:05,366 And so concludes this year's Secret Santa drawing. 2 00:00:05,402 --> 00:00:06,670 Just a quick reminder of the rules: 3 00:00:06,705 --> 00:00:08,440 $40 limit, no perishable items, 4 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:10,444 and no homemade massage coupons, Hitchcock. 5 00:00:10,479 --> 00:00:12,548 Fine, then everyone'll have to pay full price for them. 6 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:15,521 Oh, Captain. I would like a $40 gift card 7 00:00:15,556 --> 00:00:17,825 to any restaurant that serves nachos. 8 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:19,662 - I don't have you, Peralta. - Not only do I know 9 00:00:19,698 --> 00:00:21,533 that you do indeed have me, but I also know 10 00:00:21,568 --> 00:00:23,603 - who everyone else has. - That's not possible. 11 00:00:23,639 --> 00:00:26,056 Perhaps not for an ordinary man such as yourself, Jeffords. 12 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:29,715 But for the brilliant mind of Detective Sherlock Peralta... 13 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:32,821 I legally changed my name... it's quite simply... 14 00:00:32,856 --> 00:00:34,021 elementary. 15 00:00:34,057 --> 00:00:35,608 For, you see, Amy made a face 16 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:36,925 I only recognized from our bedroom, 17 00:00:36,961 --> 00:00:38,376 which means that she has Captain Holt. 18 00:00:38,412 --> 00:00:39,829 Charles has Terry. His eyes keep 19 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:41,143 - shifting over to him. - No, I don't. 20 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:42,714 Terry looked disgusted, which means he has Hitchcock. 21 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,452 Rosa didn't draw a name, nor did she put one in. 22 00:00:44,488 --> 00:00:46,032 - She doesn't wanna participate. - Never do. 23 00:00:46,068 --> 00:00:47,434 Hitchcock moves his mouth when he reads 24 00:00:47,471 --> 00:00:48,869 and he quite clearly said Charles. 25 00:00:48,905 --> 00:00:50,402 - I did get Charles. - Scully has Amy. 26 00:00:50,438 --> 00:00:51,973 He's hold his paper name-side out. 27 00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:53,571 - Oh, he's good. - And I have Scully, 28 00:00:53,607 --> 00:00:55,222 which means Captain Holt has me. 29 00:00:55,258 --> 00:00:57,887 I'll be taking that gift card. Daddy loves nachos. 30 00:01:00,377 --> 00:01:01,953 Should we draw the names again and leave Jake out? 31 00:01:01,989 --> 00:01:02,947 Yeah! 32 00:01:02,983 --> 00:01:04,458 No! Sherlock wants a present! 33 00:01:19,826 --> 00:01:23,830 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 34 00:01:24,641 --> 00:01:27,140 Okay, quick update on the Warren Street break-in. 35 00:01:27,176 --> 00:01:28,564 Security cameras caught a picture 36 00:01:28,599 --> 00:01:29,967 of the suspect and guess what? 37 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:32,438 That's right. We got a hot perp alert. 38 00:01:32,474 --> 00:01:34,542 Ooh! 39 00:01:34,578 --> 00:01:36,079 - That's a handsome man. - Mm, I'd like to 40 00:01:36,114 --> 00:01:37,849 - bring that guy to justice. - We all would. 41 00:01:37,884 --> 00:01:39,651 But unfortunately, police cornered him 42 00:01:39,687 --> 00:01:41,578 and he shot himself in the face. 43 00:01:41,614 --> 00:01:43,158 All right. Thank you for that 44 00:01:43,194 --> 00:01:44,982 shockingly dark update. 45 00:01:45,018 --> 00:01:46,662 - Anything else? - Uh, yes. 46 00:01:47,035 --> 00:01:48,452 Something I'd like to say. 47 00:01:48,488 --> 00:01:51,026 I'm a pretty private person so this is kinda hard for me, but... 48 00:01:51,577 --> 00:01:52,671 here we go. 49 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,650 I'm bi-sexual. All right. 50 00:01:55,685 --> 00:01:57,654 I will now field one minute and zero seconds 51 00:01:57,689 --> 00:01:58,990 of questions pertaining to this. 52 00:01:59,026 --> 00:02:00,697 - Go. Amy. - How long have you known? 53 00:02:00,733 --> 00:02:02,412 Since seventh grade. I was watching "Saved by the Bell" 54 00:02:02,449 --> 00:02:04,476 and I thought, Zack Morris is hot. 55 00:02:04,616 --> 00:02:07,707 And then I thought Lisa Turtle, also hot. 56 00:02:07,743 --> 00:02:09,143 The fact that the words Kelly and Kapowski 57 00:02:09,178 --> 00:02:10,847 didn't just come out of your mouth is lunacy. 58 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:12,483 What made you decided to tell us now? 59 00:02:12,519 --> 00:02:13,787 Charles found out on the road trip 60 00:02:13,823 --> 00:02:15,155 and I was positive he was not 61 00:02:15,190 --> 00:02:16,926 gonna be able to keep the secret for much longer. 62 00:02:17,101 --> 00:02:18,125 Bye Rosa. 63 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:21,067 I mean, not "bi," but bye! 64 00:02:21,102 --> 00:02:22,804 I mean, see ya! 65 00:02:22,839 --> 00:02:24,239 I mean, have fun only having sex with men. 66 00:02:24,275 --> 00:02:25,977 Just bangin' dudes, left and right. 67 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:27,547 I just stopped saying bye all together. 68 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:28,728 So are you seeing anyone now? 69 00:02:28,764 --> 00:02:30,507 - Yeah. Her name's Tiffany. - Are you lying about her name 70 00:02:30,543 --> 00:02:32,043 - so we won't look her up? - Yes, I am. Next. 71 00:02:32,079 --> 00:02:33,447 - Do you know Anne Heche? - I do. 72 00:02:33,483 --> 00:02:35,084 - Ohh. - I must say, this is going 73 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,258 considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues. 74 00:02:37,294 --> 00:02:39,736 They were not, as the kids say, awake. 75 00:02:39,772 --> 00:02:41,139 - Do you mean woke? - I did mean woke. 76 00:02:41,174 --> 00:02:42,763 But it's grammatically incoherent. 77 00:02:42,799 --> 00:02:44,191 Okay, we have time for one more question. 78 00:02:44,227 --> 00:02:46,279 - Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Nope. Absolutely not. We're done. 79 00:02:46,886 --> 00:02:49,393 Smart. It was not tasteful. 80 00:02:50,026 --> 00:02:51,861 Is anyone else having trouble with the Internet? 81 00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:53,643 I've been trying to file a warrant request 82 00:02:53,679 --> 00:02:56,135 for 45 minutes and the stupid server keeps timing out. 83 00:02:56,171 --> 00:02:58,140 Nothing's loading. It's all pinwheels. 84 00:02:58,175 --> 00:03:00,645 This all started when Cyber Crimes moved in downstairs. 85 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,913 I bet those jerks are hogging our bandwidth. 86 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,462 Man, I miss the Sex Crimes Unit. 87 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:06,289 I know! They were so fun. 88 00:03:06,324 --> 00:03:08,026 Remember their Christmas Party? 89 00:03:08,061 --> 00:03:09,663 Okay, Sergeant Jeffords and I 90 00:03:09,698 --> 00:03:10,827 will talk to Cyber. 91 00:03:10,863 --> 00:03:12,702 Tell them I can't get on WebMD. 92 00:03:12,737 --> 00:03:14,338 My nipple tripled in size and I wanna know 93 00:03:14,374 --> 00:03:17,035 - if it's good or bad. - Can't believe that's good. 94 00:03:18,158 --> 00:03:19,849 Hey. Was that weird earlier? 95 00:03:19,885 --> 00:03:21,787 You mean when Charles showed us those pictures of Nikolaj 96 00:03:21,822 --> 00:03:23,189 taking a very sudsless bath? 97 00:03:23,224 --> 00:03:24,793 Yes, it was uncomfortable. 98 00:03:24,828 --> 00:03:26,328 No, I mean when I told everyone I was bi. 99 00:03:26,363 --> 00:03:28,734 - Was it too touchy-feely? - Rosa, no. It was great. 100 00:03:28,769 --> 00:03:30,705 And don't worry, just because you opened up a little bit 101 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:32,409 doesn't mean everyone's gonna be less afraid of you. 102 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:35,007 - We're all still terrified. - Thanks, Jake. 103 00:03:35,043 --> 00:03:37,150 - So how'd your parents take it? - Uhh... 104 00:03:37,186 --> 00:03:38,628 - I haven't told 'em yet. - Really? 105 00:03:38,664 --> 00:03:40,691 I mean, of course, you don't have to but I just thought 106 00:03:40,727 --> 00:03:42,060 you guys were getting closer since prison. 107 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:43,831 No, I mean, we are. It's just, 108 00:03:43,866 --> 00:03:45,277 I don't know how I would say something like that. 109 00:03:45,313 --> 00:03:47,014 Especially to my dad. He's super traditional. 110 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:48,785 I'm afraid this would just mess everything up. 111 00:03:49,007 --> 00:03:50,530 We've been having so much fun lately. 112 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,240 - I don't wanna lose that. - Okay. 113 00:03:59,276 --> 00:04:01,311 Maybe just be honest with them. Right? 114 00:04:01,347 --> 00:04:03,713 Tell 'em how you feel. Like, you could say, 115 00:04:04,507 --> 00:04:08,178 Mom, Dad, I'm bisexual. 116 00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:10,015 But I'm still your daughter. 117 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,786 I'm still the same person that I've always been. 118 00:04:11,821 --> 00:04:13,941 And who I love will never change that. 119 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:17,864 And you guys raised me to be strong and confident. 120 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:20,235 And I don't wanna hide who I am anymore. 121 00:04:20,271 --> 00:04:23,141 I am bi. 122 00:04:23,177 --> 00:04:25,012 Damn. That was... 123 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:26,281 And I know that this may come as a shock to you, 124 00:04:26,317 --> 00:04:28,084 but it's my truth. 125 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,822 So I hope you can accept that. 126 00:04:29,857 --> 00:04:31,224 - Jake... - Maybe you still see me 127 00:04:31,259 --> 00:04:33,877 as your little girl, but I'm woman now. 128 00:04:34,433 --> 00:04:36,201 And I know my own heart. 129 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,238 - You done? - Yeah. 130 00:04:38,274 --> 00:04:40,074 Wow, that felt amazing. I really disappeared into it. 131 00:04:40,109 --> 00:04:41,790 - Should I become an actor? - Absolutely not. 132 00:04:41,826 --> 00:04:43,424 - Copy that. All right. Good luck. - Thanks. 133 00:04:48,135 --> 00:04:50,094 Look, that guy's watching a video. 134 00:04:50,129 --> 00:04:51,565 No buffering. 135 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,069 They got all the bars, Captain. All the bars! 136 00:04:54,104 --> 00:04:55,304 Keep it together, Jeffords. 137 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:57,242 Oh. You must be Raymond Holt. 138 00:04:57,277 --> 00:04:59,168 Whoa. No. Germs. 139 00:05:01,897 --> 00:05:04,055 We just wanted to ask about the Internet. 140 00:05:04,091 --> 00:05:05,959 Ever since you guys arrived, things have gotten 141 00:05:05,995 --> 00:05:08,325 - slow for us upstairs. - We're the Cyber Crimes Unit. 142 00:05:08,361 --> 00:05:09,792 Kinda need the bandwidth. 143 00:05:09,828 --> 00:05:11,403 Do you guys even use the Internet upstairs? 144 00:05:11,438 --> 00:05:13,173 I thought you just write down your hunches 145 00:05:13,209 --> 00:05:14,678 in your notebooks with your pens and paper. 146 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,069 I'll have you know you're speaking to your Captain. 147 00:05:16,105 --> 00:05:18,107 Well, I'll have you know that we don't report to you. 148 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,387 We report to the Commissioner's office. Ever heard of them? 149 00:05:20,423 --> 00:05:22,765 I don't care who you report to, this is what you're gonna do. 150 00:05:22,801 --> 00:05:24,386 You're gonna, um... 151 00:05:25,901 --> 00:05:27,268 - put the wires... - Right. 152 00:05:27,304 --> 00:05:28,580 Um... 153 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,476 - Terry. - Uh... into the things. 154 00:05:31,511 --> 00:05:34,148 And... and beef up the speeds. Got it? 155 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,352 We want beefy speeds! 156 00:05:36,387 --> 00:05:38,657 Long story short, we remain un-beefed. 157 00:05:38,692 --> 00:05:40,561 Unfortunately, we're out of options. 158 00:05:40,596 --> 00:05:42,331 - They're just not scared of us. - Right. 159 00:05:42,366 --> 00:05:45,000 But there is one person who scares everyone. 160 00:05:45,957 --> 00:05:50,046 Hey! Captain Holt, Terry, Charles, 161 00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:52,924 I wanna say... Alan? 162 00:05:53,065 --> 00:05:54,834 Close. It's Amy. 163 00:05:55,025 --> 00:05:56,526 This is nice. I can't believe 164 00:05:56,561 --> 00:05:57,627 - you're buying me dinner. - Oh, well, you really 165 00:05:57,662 --> 00:05:59,230 - helped me today. - Did I? 166 00:05:59,265 --> 00:06:00,399 I felt like I sorta straight-splained 167 00:06:00,434 --> 00:06:01,502 how to come out to you. 168 00:06:01,537 --> 00:06:02,871 No, it was good practice. 169 00:06:02,907 --> 00:06:04,341 I think I'm ready to tell my parents. 170 00:06:04,377 --> 00:06:05,769 That's awesome. When are you gonna do it? 171 00:06:05,805 --> 00:06:06,869 - In five minutes. - What? 172 00:06:06,905 --> 00:06:08,606 Actually, scratch that, they're here. 173 00:06:08,642 --> 00:06:09,975 This is happening and I need you to be here with me 174 00:06:10,011 --> 00:06:11,580 and also just step in and do it for me. 175 00:06:11,616 --> 00:06:13,016 Rosa, I think that's a very bad idea. 176 00:06:13,052 --> 00:06:14,152 And frankly, I'm not very comfortable... 177 00:06:14,188 --> 00:06:16,679 Hello, Mr. And Mrs. Diaz! 178 00:06:17,101 --> 00:06:19,571 America's favorite couple! 179 00:06:20,936 --> 00:06:22,437 I didn't know Jake was joining us. 180 00:06:22,473 --> 00:06:24,953 Neither did I. What a fun surprise that none of us 181 00:06:24,989 --> 00:06:26,577 were remotely prepared for, Rosa, right? 182 00:06:26,613 --> 00:06:28,908 - You seem nervous. Why? - Uhh... 183 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,284 global warming. 184 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,654 What a bitch, right? 185 00:06:31,690 --> 00:06:33,125 We all gon' drown. 186 00:06:33,161 --> 00:06:34,695 Anyways, I'm gonna head to the bathroom 187 00:06:34,731 --> 00:06:35,697 for the duration of one conversation. 188 00:06:35,733 --> 00:06:36,741 No! 189 00:06:37,433 --> 00:06:39,268 Uh, guys, I have something I need to tell you. 190 00:06:39,303 --> 00:06:41,606 - What is it, honey? - Uhh, Jake, you take it. 191 00:06:41,642 --> 00:06:43,376 Seriously? Me? Oh, man, 192 00:06:43,411 --> 00:06:44,946 now I really do have to go to the bathroom. 193 00:06:44,982 --> 00:06:46,182 What, you didn't before? You lied? 194 00:06:46,217 --> 00:06:48,410 You know, Oscar, most people just ignore my nervous rambling. 195 00:06:48,447 --> 00:06:49,413 Maybe shift focus back to Rosa. 196 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,505 Don't worry. 197 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:52,118 - We know what's happening. - You do? 198 00:06:52,154 --> 00:06:53,120 Of course. 199 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:54,923 You and Jake are dating. 200 00:06:54,959 --> 00:06:56,149 That's why you were nervous. 201 00:06:56,185 --> 00:06:57,888 'Cause you know I never liked him. 202 00:06:58,208 --> 00:07:00,010 What? Okay, first of all, that's insane. 203 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,646 We've only met once and we totally hit it off. 204 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,984 We talked about soccer, I called it fútbol. 205 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:05,621 Oh, I see what happened. But secondly, 206 00:07:05,656 --> 00:07:07,592 - Rosa and I are not... - Denying that we're dating. 207 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:09,328 Uh, you're right. We're a couple. 208 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:10,827 I love you, honey bun. 209 00:07:11,087 --> 00:07:12,220 Uhh! 210 00:07:12,256 --> 00:07:13,627 We need your help, Gina. 211 00:07:13,663 --> 00:07:16,407 Gina, ugh, I haven't heard that name in a long time. 212 00:07:16,444 --> 00:07:17,978 - It's on your jacket. - I know, 213 00:07:18,013 --> 00:07:20,650 but no one says it out loud and my baby can't read. 214 00:07:20,685 --> 00:07:23,288 Which, I'm told is normal for a ten-week-old, so... 215 00:07:23,323 --> 00:07:25,627 - How's little Enigma doing? - We call her Iggy now, 216 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,363 but you're gonna wanna keep it down 217 00:07:27,398 --> 00:07:29,202 because she's trying to take a nap, okay, Amy? 218 00:07:29,238 --> 00:07:32,273 Oh, sure, I just feel like I was matching the same volume 219 00:07:32,308 --> 00:07:34,797 - that you were speaking at. - Amy, keep it down. 220 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:36,548 Yes, yes, babies are adorable. 221 00:07:36,584 --> 00:07:39,254 They're like we are but so much smaller. 222 00:07:39,289 --> 00:07:41,959 So we're here because we're having an issue 223 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,361 with the new Cyber Unit 224 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:44,564 that has moved into the second floor. 225 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,633 What happened to Sex Crimes? 226 00:07:45,669 --> 00:07:47,170 They were so nice. 227 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:48,539 Remember their Christmas party? 228 00:07:48,574 --> 00:07:49,974 Oh, so good. 229 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:51,578 - Ohh. - But now Cyber's 230 00:07:51,614 --> 00:07:53,516 hogging our Internet and we can't get them to stop. 231 00:07:53,551 --> 00:07:56,053 But you can intimidate anyone into doing what you want. 232 00:07:56,088 --> 00:07:57,724 No, sorry, I can't. 233 00:07:57,759 --> 00:08:00,362 That's precinct business and, well, 234 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,743 I've left that life behind. 235 00:08:01,779 --> 00:08:04,136 But your maternity leave is over in two weeks. 236 00:08:04,171 --> 00:08:06,775 Amy, volume, okay? 237 00:08:06,811 --> 00:08:08,177 Volume! 238 00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:11,767 Hey, wait up. 239 00:08:11,803 --> 00:08:13,170 Why'd you leave the table? 240 00:08:13,206 --> 00:08:14,791 If we go to the bathroom at the same time, 241 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,985 they're gonna think we're hooking up since apparently we're dating now. 242 00:08:17,021 --> 00:08:19,019 I'm sorry I said that. I thought I was 243 00:08:19,055 --> 00:08:20,524 ready to do this, but I am not. 244 00:08:20,805 --> 00:08:22,982 - I'm not gonna do it tonight, okay? - Yes, of course. 245 00:08:23,018 --> 00:08:24,677 Look, I support you no matter what. 246 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:26,547 Just do whatever feels right. 247 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:28,234 Can we just pretend to be a couple for tonight? 248 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:29,553 And then I'll tell them in a few weeks that we broke up. 249 00:08:29,589 --> 00:08:31,925 Fine. But I have one rule. 250 00:08:32,427 --> 00:08:33,795 - Hands off my butt. - That's not gonna 251 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:35,398 - be a problem. - Well, you say that now 252 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:38,404 but you're about to enter the Jake Peralta boyfriend experience. 253 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,307 It can be quite intoxicating. 254 00:08:40,342 --> 00:08:41,811 Hm. Also, you sat on a meatball. 255 00:08:41,846 --> 00:08:44,550 Did I? Oh, man, these are my Friday jeans. 256 00:08:44,585 --> 00:08:46,454 Anyways, I'm gonna snap off a wiz 257 00:08:46,489 --> 00:08:48,376 and I'll meet you back at the table. Let's do this. 258 00:08:48,721 --> 00:08:50,662 Guys, without Gina, we'll never be able 259 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,197 to bend Cyber to our will. 260 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:54,235 So we need to change tactics. 261 00:08:54,270 --> 00:08:56,124 We need to woo them 262 00:08:56,407 --> 00:08:59,432 with the international language of friendship. 263 00:08:59,993 --> 00:09:01,060 - Pork. - Ohh. 264 00:09:01,096 --> 00:09:02,337 Ooh! I'll take it to them. 265 00:09:02,373 --> 00:09:04,421 It's all dudes down there and I'm not above 266 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:06,936 using a little flirtation to get what I want. 267 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,958 - Was that a wink? - You tell me. 268 00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:12,705 I honestly don't know, but you're all we got. 269 00:09:15,345 --> 00:09:17,311 Hello, boys. 270 00:09:17,884 --> 00:09:20,753 Oh, wait, wait... I winked my contact out. 271 00:09:20,789 --> 00:09:22,194 No, no, no. It's still there. 272 00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:23,860 - Oh, God it's behind my eye! - Fall back, Amy. 273 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:25,563 - Ohh... - I got it, I got it. 274 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:29,236 Look, we got off on the wrong foot this morning. 275 00:09:29,271 --> 00:09:31,475 And I was hoping we could start fresh. 276 00:09:31,511 --> 00:09:32,677 So we got you this. 277 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:36,652 Mmm. Decent. 278 00:09:36,687 --> 00:09:38,723 Great, now that you've accepted our meat pile, 279 00:09:38,758 --> 00:09:40,727 perhaps you'll help us restore our internet. 280 00:09:40,762 --> 00:09:42,229 Sure. I can definitely help with that. 281 00:09:42,264 --> 00:09:44,435 - Mm. - How many KBPSs are you looking for? 282 00:09:46,374 --> 00:09:48,020 - Many. - Yeah, that's not an answer. 283 00:09:48,056 --> 00:09:49,741 I need an exact number. 284 00:09:50,347 --> 00:09:51,915 100. 285 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,652 Too few? Too many? 286 00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:55,523 - Four. - Okay, bro, I'll give you 287 00:09:55,558 --> 00:09:58,762 four kilobytes of Internet. 288 00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:00,533 You're making a fool of yourself. 289 00:10:00,568 --> 00:10:02,751 No! You're the fool! 290 00:10:02,787 --> 00:10:03,995 Hey, little man. 291 00:10:04,031 --> 00:10:05,733 - Why so teeny? - I'm not teeny. 292 00:10:05,769 --> 00:10:08,071 - I'm average size. - What a sad brag. 293 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,209 I don't even know who you are. 294 00:10:09,245 --> 00:10:10,713 But I know who you are, Devin. 295 00:10:10,749 --> 00:10:13,719 You tell everyone you got a degree from Stanford 296 00:10:13,755 --> 00:10:16,596 but you really went to Stamforb, 297 00:10:16,632 --> 00:10:18,901 an online college based in Arkansas. 298 00:10:18,937 --> 00:10:20,572 It's a good school. 299 00:10:20,608 --> 00:10:22,334 You live with your aunt. That's sad. 300 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:25,107 And you spend a third of your salary on tropical fish 301 00:10:25,143 --> 00:10:26,745 and aquaria. 302 00:10:26,781 --> 00:10:28,381 You know, I found all this off of, hm, 303 00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:31,321 20 minutes of idle snoopin' around. 304 00:10:31,357 --> 00:10:34,728 Imagine what I could do with a dedicated couple of hours. 305 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,431 - What do you want? - I want you to give 306 00:10:36,468 --> 00:10:38,401 the Internet back to my friends. 307 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:41,843 Mm-kay? Or I'll keep diggin' and diggin' 308 00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:44,181 and diggin' and diggin'. 309 00:10:44,217 --> 00:10:46,419 Fine! I'll give you back your Internet, okay? 310 00:10:46,516 --> 00:10:48,618 - Just... we're through. - Oh! 311 00:10:48,654 --> 00:10:50,556 And maybe your co-workers would like to know 312 00:10:50,592 --> 00:10:53,394 what happened on your 7th grade field trip to D.C. 313 00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:55,833 - You monster. - He pooped in the Reflecting Pool. 314 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,885 So how did you two finally get together 315 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:01,921 after all these years? 316 00:11:01,957 --> 00:11:03,540 Oh, uh, you know, 317 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,577 I've just been crazy about her forever 318 00:11:05,613 --> 00:11:07,782 and then one day I picked up my battered old guitar 319 00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:09,317 and I sang her a song. 320 00:11:09,353 --> 00:11:10,888 Ohh! 321 00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:13,059 - How did it go? - Oh, you don't wanna hear it. 322 00:11:13,094 --> 00:11:14,228 - Yeah. - Yes, I do! 323 00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:15,426 Well, I don't have my guitar here. 324 00:11:25,687 --> 00:11:26,953 Sounds better with a guitar. 325 00:11:26,989 --> 00:11:29,391 Oh! 326 00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:31,496 - Just put that away. - What was that in the picture? 327 00:11:31,531 --> 00:11:33,131 - Just my mom. - Kinda looked like 328 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,135 - your co-worker Amy. - Jake and Amy are friends. 329 00:11:35,171 --> 00:11:37,106 - It's not weird. - He had his arm around her 330 00:11:37,141 --> 00:11:39,077 and she was showing off a ring. 331 00:11:39,112 --> 00:11:40,447 Wow, you got a really good look at that picture, huh? 332 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,794 What's going on? 333 00:11:43,414 --> 00:11:45,236 Jake and Amy are engaged. 334 00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:51,303 - That's okay. - What? 335 00:11:51,339 --> 00:11:53,640 We understand. Love is complicated. 336 00:11:53,675 --> 00:11:55,008 Wait, why would you be okay with that? 337 00:11:55,044 --> 00:11:57,113 Mijita, when you called this dinner, 338 00:11:57,148 --> 00:11:59,150 you were so nervous, we were worried 339 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,037 you were gonna tell us you were gay. 340 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,018 So you would rather me be 341 00:12:05,404 --> 00:12:06,805 some dude's mistress than be in 342 00:12:06,841 --> 00:12:08,933 a loving relationship with a woman? 343 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:14,447 Well, Jake and I aren't dating. 344 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,583 But guess what? 345 00:12:15,618 --> 00:12:17,153 Your worst fears are real. 346 00:12:17,188 --> 00:12:19,123 I'm not straight. I'm bisexual. 347 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:21,194 And I don't care what you think about it. 348 00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:23,010 Screw this. I'm outta here. 349 00:12:26,173 --> 00:12:28,509 I'm also gonna go. Are you guys on Venmo? 350 00:12:28,544 --> 00:12:29,945 You know what? We'll figure it out later. 351 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:31,660 This isn't the right time. All right. 352 00:12:37,636 --> 00:12:40,271 Hey, so, I ran after you last night, 353 00:12:40,306 --> 00:12:41,942 - but I lost you in the subway. - I took a cab home. 354 00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:44,814 Really? Well, then, I definitely terrified some random lady. 355 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,885 Hey, look, I'm sorry things didn't go 356 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,555 how you wanted with your parents. 357 00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:50,291 - It was fine. - Rosa, you don't 358 00:12:50,326 --> 00:12:52,395 - have to say that. - No, it really did go fine. 359 00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:53,932 They texted me last night. 360 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,868 "Don't worry about dinner. See you at game night." 361 00:12:55,904 --> 00:12:58,441 Nice. But very surprising. 362 00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,943 It's great. I told them I'm bi, 363 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,341 and they still invited me to game night. 364 00:13:01,377 --> 00:13:02,452 They're clearly okay with it. 365 00:13:02,488 --> 00:13:03,974 Well, I'm just glad it worked out. 366 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:05,488 - Enjoy game night. - Actually, they want 367 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,923 you to come to make up for 368 00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:07,958 - how awkward dinner was. - Oh, fantastic. 369 00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:09,295 I'm still involved. 370 00:13:09,631 --> 00:13:11,332 Well, I'm sure your dad is a super chill guy 371 00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,269 - to play against. - He is not. 372 00:13:13,305 --> 00:13:14,806 Well, then, let's hope I'm on his team. 373 00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:16,510 - That is worse. - Cool. So no good options. 374 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,356 Super stoked about this invite. 375 00:13:19,525 --> 00:13:21,527 Here we go. 376 00:13:21,563 --> 00:13:22,591 It's loading! 377 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:23,704 We got Internet! 378 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,794 All right, I guess my work here is done, guys, 379 00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:27,063 How can we ever thank you? 380 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,500 I'll tell you how. 381 00:13:28,536 --> 00:13:30,369 Use this precious Internet. 382 00:13:30,404 --> 00:13:31,840 Use it every day. 383 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,543 Keep multiple tabs open, 384 00:13:33,578 --> 00:13:35,079 stream videos in HD, 385 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,985 leave comments on everything you can find. 386 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,655 Most importantly, 387 00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,826 make your avatars GIFs. 388 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,696 I was thinking more like a pizza party 389 00:13:43,732 --> 00:13:45,066 when you come back in two weeks. 390 00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:47,370 Oh, yeah. So here's the thing: 391 00:13:47,405 --> 00:13:48,740 - I'm not coming back. - What? 392 00:13:48,776 --> 00:13:50,510 - Seriously? - Yeah, listen, 393 00:13:50,545 --> 00:13:52,346 I have a daughter now and when she grows up 394 00:13:52,382 --> 00:13:53,917 I wanna be doing something that makes her proud. 395 00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:55,754 So I'm starting my own company. 396 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:57,957 - Ooh! What is it? - I'm running a sports league 397 00:13:57,993 --> 00:13:59,527 for other people's pets. 398 00:13:59,562 --> 00:14:01,498 - Ohh. - Well, Gina, 399 00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:04,805 as your colleague, best friend, brother and ex-lover... 400 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,909 - Ugh. - I fully support your dreams, 401 00:14:06,944 --> 00:14:08,712 but do you really wanna leave? 402 00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:11,985 My mind is made up. And so... 403 00:14:12,021 --> 00:14:15,459 this is Gina Linetti's last grand exit 404 00:14:15,494 --> 00:14:16,628 from the Nine-Nine. 405 00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:21,584 Where's that coming from? 406 00:14:22,641 --> 00:14:24,175 - She's gone. - Do you think 407 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,846 that's the last time we'll ever see her? 408 00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:30,187 Bye, Gina. 409 00:14:33,062 --> 00:14:34,596 I don't know what that is. 410 00:14:34,631 --> 00:14:35,732 That could literally be anything. 411 00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:36,734 Maybe try guessing. 412 00:14:36,769 --> 00:14:37,970 Rule violation! 413 00:14:38,005 --> 00:14:39,172 You're not supposed to speak. 414 00:14:39,207 --> 00:14:40,842 There's our turn, once again. 415 00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:42,211 Oh, well, do you want me to tell you 416 00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:43,495 what I was drawing just for fun? 417 00:14:43,531 --> 00:14:45,265 We're not playing just for fun. 418 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,154 Mm-kay, well, don't let my desire to have fun 419 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,927 ruin what seems to be a very nice night so far. 420 00:14:49,962 --> 00:14:51,897 - Right, Rosa? - Yeah, right. 421 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,600 So your mother and I talked 422 00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:55,103 about what you told us last night. 423 00:14:55,138 --> 00:14:56,706 We don't need to talk about that right now. 424 00:14:56,741 --> 00:14:57,841 We want you to know we're not upset. 425 00:14:57,877 --> 00:14:59,167 Great. I'm not upset either. 426 00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:01,115 Because no matter what you call yourself, 427 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,551 you still like men. 428 00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:04,187 So you can still get married 429 00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:05,824 - and have a child. - I can do those things 430 00:15:05,859 --> 00:15:07,127 with either a man or a woman. 431 00:15:07,162 --> 00:15:08,797 Yes, but it will be a man 432 00:15:08,832 --> 00:15:11,736 because this is just a phase. 433 00:15:11,771 --> 00:15:13,873 Okay, that's settled. Ladies up. 434 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,053 So, since you're not coming back, 435 00:15:20,088 --> 00:15:22,290 we wanted to bring you all your stuff. 436 00:15:22,326 --> 00:15:25,664 It's a lot of gum and what seem to be 437 00:15:25,699 --> 00:15:27,868 blackmail files you've been keeping on all of us? 438 00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:29,638 I'm not a blackmailer. 439 00:15:29,674 --> 00:15:31,909 If you tell anyone I am, I will release your secrets. 440 00:15:31,945 --> 00:15:33,813 Look, we know you want your daughter to be proud 441 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,049 of the work that you do. 442 00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:37,119 I just hope you know how important you've been to the Nine-Nine. 443 00:15:37,155 --> 00:15:39,959 Yeah, just today, I was able to pull a warrant and arrest the guy 444 00:15:39,994 --> 00:15:41,562 I've been tracking for three months 445 00:15:41,598 --> 00:15:43,064 because you got the internet back. 446 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,635 You're indispensible 447 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:46,639 and we're really gonna miss you. 448 00:15:46,674 --> 00:15:48,877 And I loved the Nine-Nine, you guys. 449 00:15:48,912 --> 00:15:50,345 It just feels like it's time for me 450 00:15:50,381 --> 00:15:52,651 to, like, build something of my own. 451 00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,822 Like my entrepreneurial idols, 452 00:15:54,858 --> 00:15:56,624 Oprah Winfrey, Lex Luthor... 453 00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:57,723 The Superman villain? 454 00:15:57,759 --> 00:15:59,329 He built an empire, didn't he? 455 00:15:59,365 --> 00:16:01,968 - Yeah. - Well, we wish you luck. 456 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,939 And it's not gonna be the same without you. 457 00:16:03,974 --> 00:16:06,237 Mm, thanks for saying that, and... 458 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,342 I don't know, uh... 459 00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:09,660 You know what? 460 00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:11,792 You can have your blackmail files back. 461 00:16:12,024 --> 00:16:13,291 I don't want 'em anymore. 462 00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:14,928 Gina, these are just photos of me 463 00:16:14,963 --> 00:16:16,631 in my everyday clothes. 464 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,623 - I know. It's painful, right? - All right. 465 00:16:19,172 --> 00:16:20,640 - Your turn, mija. - Right. 466 00:16:29,893 --> 00:16:31,995 Uhh, a woman. 467 00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,863 Uhh, uh, lady. 468 00:16:34,434 --> 00:16:36,269 Uhh, women. Two women. 469 00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:39,309 Holding hands, uh, friends. 470 00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:42,081 Ohh, mm, uhh... sisters! 471 00:16:42,117 --> 00:16:43,150 Ooh! Business partners. 472 00:16:43,185 --> 00:16:45,221 Uh, um, ooh, oh, oh, 473 00:16:45,256 --> 00:16:47,024 co-owners of a chocolate shop! 474 00:16:47,059 --> 00:16:49,863 Oh, love. Love... what do women love? 475 00:16:49,898 --> 00:16:51,233 The... George Clooney! 476 00:16:51,268 --> 00:16:52,936 It's a wedding! 477 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,677 They're brides. They're in love. 478 00:16:54,808 --> 00:16:57,111 Mom, Dad, I know you don't wanna talk about this 479 00:16:57,147 --> 00:16:58,781 but I do. 480 00:16:58,816 --> 00:16:59,950 I might get married to a man... 481 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,119 like you so clearly want... 482 00:17:01,155 --> 00:17:02,489 and I might not. 483 00:17:02,525 --> 00:17:04,159 'Cause this is not a phase. 484 00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:05,878 And I need you to understand that. 485 00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:08,801 - I'm bisexual. - There's no such thing 486 00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:10,003 as being bisexual. 487 00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:11,268 Yes, there is. 488 00:17:11,475 --> 00:17:13,738 I know there is because that's who I am. 489 00:17:14,346 --> 00:17:16,326 I'm attracted to both men and women. 490 00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:18,319 I've known this about myself for a really long time, 491 00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,157 and I didn't wanna tell you because I was afraid 492 00:17:20,192 --> 00:17:22,305 you were gonna react exactly like you are. 493 00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:25,357 What do you want us to say? 494 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,461 That you accept me for who I am. 495 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,219 Wow. 496 00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:38,515 Okay, let's go. 497 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,810 Hey. Got you coffee. 498 00:17:47,846 --> 00:17:49,179 I don't drink coffee. Just herbal tea. 499 00:17:49,214 --> 00:17:51,017 Oh. That's cool. 500 00:17:51,052 --> 00:17:53,015 It only cost me, like, 18 bucks. Brooklyn is a nightmare. 501 00:17:53,051 --> 00:17:54,799 Hey, man, thanks for being there last night. 502 00:17:54,835 --> 00:17:55,836 Of course. 503 00:17:55,872 --> 00:17:57,797 Sorry again about how it all went down. 504 00:17:57,832 --> 00:17:59,133 Well, I'm glad I opened up to them, 505 00:17:59,168 --> 00:18:00,584 even if it didn't change their minds. 506 00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:02,679 I finally said what I wanted to say. 507 00:18:03,043 --> 00:18:04,539 - It felt right. - Yeah. 508 00:18:04,913 --> 00:18:06,313 Still sucks, though. 509 00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:07,650 Still sucks. 510 00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:10,320 That's weird. My dad's here. 511 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,124 Hey, do you mind staying out here 512 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,930 - with me to talk to him? - Um, yes, of course. 513 00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,299 Whatever you need. 514 00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:17,836 Your face. No, man, you've done enough. 515 00:18:17,871 --> 00:18:19,138 - Get out of here. - Oh, thank God. 516 00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:20,529 Good luck. 517 00:18:21,798 --> 00:18:23,010 Hello. 518 00:18:24,111 --> 00:18:25,309 What are you doing here? 519 00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:27,066 I wanted to say I'm sorry. 520 00:18:27,289 --> 00:18:29,487 I reacted poorly last night. 521 00:18:30,062 --> 00:18:31,871 - This is all new to me. - I know. 522 00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:35,105 But it's also not new, you know. 523 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,108 I'm still the same person I always was. 524 00:18:37,143 --> 00:18:38,944 Well, I don't feel I know that person. 525 00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:41,148 - Dad... - My fault, not yours. 526 00:18:41,183 --> 00:18:43,920 I want you to be able to tell me everything. 527 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,200 I can't promise you I'll understand. 528 00:18:46,862 --> 00:18:48,797 But I'm trying. I want you to know 529 00:18:48,832 --> 00:18:51,201 that I accept you for who you are. 530 00:18:51,237 --> 00:18:53,803 And I love you very, very much. 531 00:18:55,975 --> 00:18:57,413 I love you, too. 532 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:05,363 So have you been on any dates with women, yet? 533 00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:07,000 Dad, we didn't talk about my dating life before, 534 00:19:07,035 --> 00:19:08,537 we don't need to talk about it now. 535 00:19:08,572 --> 00:19:11,074 Yeah, good, good. You're right. 536 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,300 So where's Mom? 537 00:19:12,546 --> 00:19:15,101 Mm... Mom needs a little more time. 538 00:19:15,552 --> 00:19:16,634 Oof. 539 00:19:16,874 --> 00:19:19,032 I guess family game night's gonna be kinda weird. 540 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,562 You know what, mijita, maybe we better 541 00:19:21,597 --> 00:19:23,998 put game night on hold for a little while. 542 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,872 - Okay. - I'm gonna let you 543 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:28,388 get back to work, okay? 544 00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:35,288 I expect certain things from my assistant. 545 00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:38,061 Black ink only. No blue. I'm not a street artist. 546 00:19:38,096 --> 00:19:39,898 Also, if you must knock on my door, 547 00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:41,601 limit yourself to two raps. 548 00:19:41,636 --> 00:19:43,938 If I wanted to hear inane pounding, 549 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,544 - I could go see "Stomp." - He could go see "Stomp." 550 00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:48,280 - Gina. - Who's this noob? 551 00:19:48,315 --> 00:19:50,017 We had to hire someone to replace you, Gina, 552 00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:51,420 - because you quit. - Well, fire him. 553 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,090 'Cause I'm back, baby! 554 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,960 - Really? - What changed your mind? 555 00:19:54,996 --> 00:19:56,564 Was is the speech that Charles and I gave you? 556 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,300 No. Captain Holt said 557 00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,304 he'd give me a 5% raise if I came back 558 00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:02,241 and he's letting me sit at my desk 559 00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:04,279 and work on my side business one day a week. 560 00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:05,882 We never had that conversation. 561 00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,604 We just did, baby. 562 00:20:07,843 --> 00:20:09,341 See ya, man bangs. 563 00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,894 Come, Brent, let's get you down to HR 564 00:20:11,929 --> 00:20:13,497 before that start paperwork goes through. 565 00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:16,637 - Welcome back, Linetti. - Thanks, man. 566 00:20:16,672 --> 00:20:18,072 Ugh! 567 00:20:18,107 --> 00:20:19,408 All right, look, Gina, come on. 568 00:20:19,445 --> 00:20:21,178 It's just us now. Admit it. 569 00:20:21,213 --> 00:20:22,380 Amy and I changed your mind. 570 00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,117 All right, it was you guys. 571 00:20:24,153 --> 00:20:25,488 I actually even cried a little bit 572 00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:27,123 after you left my apartment. 573 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,927 - Aw. - Oh! I made Gina Linetti cry? 574 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,630 Hey, calm down. I had a baby ten weeks ago. 575 00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:33,301 I cried to a carpet cleaner commercial yesterday. 576 00:20:33,337 --> 00:20:35,204 Gina! Welcome back. 577 00:20:35,239 --> 00:20:37,108 It's great to see you. Hey, what's everybody 578 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:38,512 - doing tonight? - Nothin'. Why? 579 00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:40,014 There's something we all need to do. 580 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,287 - What's going on? - Family game night! 581 00:20:43,322 --> 00:20:45,559 Don't worry, I brought "Twister." 582 00:20:45,595 --> 00:20:47,295 - Hey. - Hey, Rosa. 583 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,165 - Hey, Rosa. Beer. - Here goes the snacks. 584 00:20:49,201 --> 00:20:51,103 Ehh, you know, in another lifetime, 585 00:20:51,138 --> 00:20:53,040 you and I would've made a hot ass couple. 586 00:20:53,075 --> 00:20:54,507 Agreed. 587 00:20:56,415 --> 00:20:58,250 Diaz, you should be very proud of yourself. 588 00:20:58,285 --> 00:21:00,321 I know things aren't exactly where you wanna be right now, 589 00:21:00,356 --> 00:21:03,110 but, uh, I promise you they will improve. 590 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,596 - Thank you, Captain. - Every time 591 00:21:04,632 --> 00:21:06,405 someone steps up and says who they are, 592 00:21:06,702 --> 00:21:09,859 the world becomes a better, more interesting place. 593 00:21:10,024 --> 00:21:11,078 So... 594 00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,056 thank you. 595 00:21:15,486 --> 00:21:18,156 Hey, do you seriously only have two wine glasses? 596 00:21:18,191 --> 00:21:19,760 - Yeah. I live alone. - Well, you're gonna need 597 00:21:19,795 --> 00:21:21,328 to get some more, 'cause there's a lot of us here. 598 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,799 Thank you for doing this, man. 599 00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,736 Of course. We'll be here every week. 600 00:21:24,772 --> 00:21:27,508 Rosa, I broke both your wine glasses and your fridge door 601 00:21:27,544 --> 00:21:28,744 and your bathroom. 602 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,215 Every single week!