1 00:00:01,586 --> 00:00:03,020 This installation is composed 2 00:00:03,055 --> 00:00:05,947 of Constantine's accounts of the first Punic War 3 00:00:05,982 --> 00:00:09,013 - in the year 264... - Ah, yes the first pubic war, 4 00:00:09,048 --> 00:00:10,851 the sexiest of all wars. 5 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,755 Hi, Dr. Albrin Einstibe. 6 00:00:12,790 --> 00:00:15,472 I have an urgent question for you about Ancient Greece. 7 00:00:15,507 --> 00:00:17,664 - Shall we walk? - Of course, Doctor... 8 00:00:17,699 --> 00:00:19,000 I feel like you said Einstibe? 9 00:00:19,035 --> 00:00:20,437 Yes, that's correct, it's a family name. 10 00:00:20,472 --> 00:00:22,073 - What is going on? - Captain Holt sent me. 11 00:00:22,108 --> 00:00:23,810 Just follow my lead. Your theory is wrong. 12 00:00:23,845 --> 00:00:26,315 The Greeks did not climb out of the Trojan Horse's butt. 13 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:28,252 - Put this on. - A rose shearing hat, at work? 14 00:00:28,287 --> 00:00:30,222 - People will think I'm demented. - Just put it on. 15 00:00:30,257 --> 00:00:32,694 - Kevin, Dr. Einstibe. - Ah, professor McGonagall. 16 00:00:32,729 --> 00:00:34,879 - Why is Boyle dressed as me? - Shh! 17 00:00:34,914 --> 00:00:36,116 - Get in. - But this cart is... 18 00:00:36,151 --> 00:00:37,372 Get in! 19 00:00:42,105 --> 00:00:44,006 - Professor. - Student. 20 00:00:59,464 --> 00:01:01,433 Hello, Kevin. It's me, Raymond Holt. 21 00:01:01,468 --> 00:01:03,580 We need to get you to safety. Your life is in danger. 22 00:01:18,372 --> 00:01:22,376 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 00:01:25,847 Okay, so we've secured Captain Holt's husband. 24 00:01:25,882 --> 00:01:27,371 Let's discuss how to proceed. 25 00:01:27,406 --> 00:01:30,009 So what you're saying is, we need to talk about Kevin. 26 00:01:30,044 --> 00:01:32,315 I have no regrets! 27 00:01:32,350 --> 00:01:34,420 Kevin is currently at the safe house with Captain Holt. 28 00:01:34,455 --> 00:01:35,606 How long will he have to stay there? 29 00:01:35,641 --> 00:01:37,384 My friend in the Organized Crime division 30 00:01:37,419 --> 00:01:38,793 says they've been building a case 31 00:01:38,828 --> 00:01:40,997 against Seamus Murphy for years, and they're close. 32 00:01:41,032 --> 00:01:42,968 They think they'll move on him in the next month or two. 33 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,972 So you're saying, Kevin can wait? 34 00:01:46,044 --> 00:01:48,413 You know what, you people are insane. That was gold. 35 00:01:48,448 --> 00:01:51,184 Okay, two months in a safe house... that's not impossible. 36 00:01:51,219 --> 00:01:53,896 It's nothing. I once stayed in my apartment for 31/2 months straight. 37 00:01:53,931 --> 00:01:56,524 - Was that after they cancelled "Bunheads"? - Why would you bring that up? 38 00:01:56,559 --> 00:01:58,833 I don't understand. Why can't we just put Kevin into WITSEC? 39 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,437 The Murphys have killed three witnesses 40 00:02:00,472 --> 00:02:02,474 in federal protection. Captain doesn't wanna risk it. 41 00:02:02,509 --> 00:02:04,143 We'll take shifts staying with Kevin. 42 00:02:04,178 --> 00:02:06,147 No, it should just be me. 43 00:02:06,182 --> 00:02:07,917 Look, it's my fault that Murphy's after Kevin. 44 00:02:07,952 --> 00:02:10,457 Captain Holt bailed me out, and now it's my turn to bail him out. 45 00:02:10,492 --> 00:02:12,259 Plus we've got this whole tit for tat thing going, 46 00:02:12,294 --> 00:02:14,030 and it's my time to tit. It's my tit turn. 47 00:02:14,065 --> 00:02:15,834 My time to tit is today, Terry. 48 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,404 You're gonna stay locked up in a safe house, 49 00:02:17,439 --> 00:02:19,240 away from us for two months? That's going to be brutal. 50 00:02:19,275 --> 00:02:21,512 - You just said it was nothing. - Brutal for me, Gina. 51 00:02:21,547 --> 00:02:23,383 Relax, I'm still going to be able 52 00:02:23,418 --> 00:02:24,918 to text and chat with everyone. It's not like I'm being 53 00:02:24,953 --> 00:02:27,391 totally shut off from the outside world. 54 00:02:27,426 --> 00:02:29,160 Say good-bye to the outside world. 55 00:02:29,195 --> 00:02:30,830 You're in the safe house now, so I'll need your phone. 56 00:02:30,865 --> 00:02:32,968 - Why? - Internet, cellular signals. 57 00:02:33,003 --> 00:02:34,972 - They're too easy to trace. - Seriously, no phone? 58 00:02:35,007 --> 00:02:36,442 What am I supposed to do to pass the time? 59 00:02:36,477 --> 00:02:38,244 You could learn a foreign language. 60 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:40,082 Go to hell. 61 00:02:40,117 --> 00:02:41,819 The "no internet rule" was a shock to me as well. 62 00:02:41,854 --> 00:02:43,188 I was hoping to salvage this time 63 00:02:43,223 --> 00:02:44,472 to do research on my new book. 64 00:02:44,507 --> 00:02:46,625 But apparently that will not be possible. 65 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:48,030 I'm sorry, it's for your own safety. 66 00:02:48,065 --> 00:02:50,269 Here, Peralta, let me give you a tour of the safe house. 67 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,106 This is the living room. 68 00:02:52,141 --> 00:02:53,543 - Oh. - Stop! 69 00:02:53,578 --> 00:02:55,346 You're entering the zone of visibility. 70 00:02:55,381 --> 00:02:57,049 Someone could see you through the windows. 71 00:02:57,084 --> 00:02:58,486 Why don't we just close the blinds? 72 00:02:58,521 --> 00:03:00,390 At mid-day? That's far too suspicious. 73 00:03:00,425 --> 00:03:02,327 Blinds will only be closed at night. 74 00:03:02,362 --> 00:03:05,165 If you must go into the living room, crawl on your belly. 75 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,217 Observe. 76 00:03:08,374 --> 00:03:10,310 Seems a little extreme. 77 00:03:10,545 --> 00:03:12,381 You're right, it's extreme of me to try 78 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:14,727 to prevent my husband from being shot in the face. 79 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,455 I'm over-doing it. Kevin, come in here. 80 00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:18,158 - Take your bullet. - No, fine. 81 00:03:18,193 --> 00:03:20,129 - We'll stay on our bellies. - Thank you. 82 00:03:20,164 --> 00:03:22,299 This is one of several designated areas 83 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:23,970 where you can stand upright during the day. 84 00:03:24,005 --> 00:03:26,274 You can move about freely in this square. 85 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:29,180 Wow, so we have all this room to work in? 86 00:03:29,215 --> 00:03:31,352 Your hand can be seen from the living room window. 87 00:03:31,387 --> 00:03:33,054 - You just killed Kevin. - Raymond... 88 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:34,458 I can't hear you, Kevin. You're dead. 89 00:03:34,493 --> 00:03:36,060 He bled out in your lap. 90 00:03:36,095 --> 00:03:37,631 How will you break the news to me? Let's see. 91 00:03:37,666 --> 00:03:39,434 - We don't have to do this. - Ah, Detective Peralta, 92 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,970 how are things going with Kevin, 93 00:03:41,005 --> 00:03:41,901 the love of my life? 94 00:03:41,936 --> 00:03:43,891 Wait, why are you here at this late hour? 95 00:03:43,926 --> 00:03:44,978 And whose blood is that? 96 00:03:45,013 --> 00:03:46,382 - Okay, I get it. - It's Kevin's? 97 00:03:46,417 --> 00:03:48,352 This is devastating. I'm inconsolable. 98 00:03:48,387 --> 00:03:50,400 And I've killed myself. 99 00:03:50,658 --> 00:03:52,193 Cool, well, I can see this is 100 00:03:52,228 --> 00:03:53,596 gonna be a fun couple of months. 101 00:03:53,631 --> 00:03:55,434 - Okay, we can't stream anything, 102 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:57,372 but I brought my DVD collection. 103 00:03:57,407 --> 00:04:00,044 - Do you like Nic Cage movies? - I don't know who that is. 104 00:04:00,079 --> 00:04:02,149 Only the greatest and most compelling actor of all time. 105 00:04:02,184 --> 00:04:03,786 What are his movies like? Describe them. 106 00:04:03,821 --> 00:04:05,558 Okay, well, one of them is 107 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:08,398 the FBI has developed face-swapping technology. 108 00:04:08,433 --> 00:04:09,697 Not interested. 109 00:04:09,732 --> 00:04:12,276 - There's a whole plane full of convicts. - Nope. 110 00:04:12,312 --> 00:04:13,603 On the back of the original 111 00:04:13,638 --> 00:04:15,873 Declaration of Independence, there's a hidden treasure map! 112 00:04:15,908 --> 00:04:17,444 - Stop. - But that's the smartest one! 113 00:04:18,451 --> 00:04:20,215 Oh my God, I'm so glad Captain Holt finally agreed 114 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,086 to let you come visit. I missed you so much. 115 00:04:22,121 --> 00:04:23,343 Me too. 116 00:04:24,326 --> 00:04:27,764 Um... is there a way we could get a bit more privacy? 117 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:31,572 Just pretend I'm not here. God knows I am. 118 00:04:32,519 --> 00:04:34,560 Okay, I think you're actually going to like this one. 119 00:04:34,595 --> 00:04:35,797 Nic Cage is a chemist... 120 00:04:35,832 --> 00:04:37,149 Interesting, keep going. 121 00:04:37,184 --> 00:04:38,519 Who has to break into Alcatraz... 122 00:04:38,554 --> 00:04:39,876 Absolutely not! 123 00:04:43,296 --> 00:04:44,831 Are there no other actors? 124 00:04:46,403 --> 00:04:47,986 It's Captain Holt. 125 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:51,822 - Hello, Captain. - And... you're both dead. 126 00:04:52,181 --> 00:04:53,983 You didn't ask for the password. 127 00:04:54,018 --> 00:04:55,987 What if I were an assassin 128 00:04:56,022 --> 00:04:58,559 wearing a hyper-realistic latex mask? 129 00:04:58,594 --> 00:05:01,030 Or perhaps you employed "Face/Off" technology. 130 00:05:01,065 --> 00:05:02,166 - What? - I broke down 131 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:04,203 and watched one of Peralta's action films. 132 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:05,787 I'm lying, I watched them all, 133 00:05:05,822 --> 00:05:07,076 including one wherein a man's head 134 00:05:07,111 --> 00:05:08,379 turns into a flaming skull. 135 00:05:08,414 --> 00:05:10,229 "Ghost Rider", and "Ghost Rider 2." 136 00:05:10,264 --> 00:05:11,250 Both master-pie. 137 00:05:11,285 --> 00:05:12,620 Yes, I need your help, Raymond. 138 00:05:12,655 --> 00:05:14,458 Luckily, I come bearing good news. 139 00:05:14,493 --> 00:05:16,495 My friend in the Organized Crime unit 140 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:18,499 tells me that they're moving against Murphy tonight. 141 00:05:18,534 --> 00:05:20,168 - Oh, my God, really? - You're serious? 142 00:05:20,203 --> 00:05:21,939 You mean to say this could be ending? 143 00:05:21,974 --> 00:05:23,509 Peralta, it's happening. It's finally happening. 144 00:05:23,544 --> 00:05:25,546 Call everyone, we'll get a live feed of the raid 145 00:05:25,581 --> 00:05:27,282 and have a viewing party. 146 00:05:27,318 --> 00:05:29,654 "Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, 147 00:05:29,689 --> 00:05:31,358 'cause this boy's comin' home." 148 00:05:31,393 --> 00:05:32,444 "Con Air". 149 00:05:33,016 --> 00:05:34,196 What have I become? 150 00:05:34,231 --> 00:05:35,967 Oh, yes, people. 151 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,604 Actual real people that aren't Kevin. 152 00:05:37,639 --> 00:05:39,641 - Hi, I want to touch you. - Babe, you're being weird. 153 00:05:39,676 --> 00:05:41,445 Right, sorry. I forgot how to be human. 154 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,981 - Yeah. - Oh, Charles! 155 00:05:43,016 --> 00:05:44,518 - Ah. - I need to hear your voice, 156 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,753 Tell me what I've been missing at the nine-nine. 157 00:05:45,788 --> 00:05:47,222 Ooh, Terry's grandma got really sick 158 00:05:47,257 --> 00:05:48,993 and had to spend a month in the hospital. 159 00:05:49,028 --> 00:05:50,763 Oh... that's sad. 160 00:05:50,798 --> 00:05:53,234 I more meant like funny work anecdotes. 161 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,571 Ah, Scully sat on a cherry pie 162 00:05:54,606 --> 00:05:56,073 and he didn't notice for six hours. 163 00:05:56,108 --> 00:05:57,777 The tin stayed on the whole time. 164 00:05:57,812 --> 00:05:59,581 Now we're talking. Did you take a picture? 165 00:05:59,616 --> 00:06:00,750 Honestly, I didn't see it. 166 00:06:00,785 --> 00:06:02,186 I was at Terry's grandma's funeral. 167 00:06:02,221 --> 00:06:03,752 - Come on. - Everyone, quiet down. 168 00:06:03,787 --> 00:06:06,495 The feed is live and the raid begins in T-minus 60 seconds. 169 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:08,131 In one minute, Kevin and I will finally be able 170 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:09,968 to leave this awful place. 171 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,638 And yet we'll never be free of the nightmares. 172 00:06:11,673 --> 00:06:13,442 No, those shall haunt us for always. 173 00:06:13,477 --> 00:06:15,313 Whoa, things got really intense in here, huh? 174 00:06:15,348 --> 00:06:17,082 Oh, yeah, it got dark. This place is a hell-mouth. 175 00:06:17,117 --> 00:06:18,586 - Cool. - Shh! They're about to move. 176 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:20,288 - Bravo team, stand by. - I love this. 177 00:06:20,324 --> 00:06:21,692 I feel like Ellen watching her producers 178 00:06:21,727 --> 00:06:23,228 go through a haunted house. 179 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:24,852 - Breach, breach! - They're in. 180 00:06:24,887 --> 00:06:27,069 - There's nobody here. - Uh-oh, the house is empty! 181 00:06:27,104 --> 00:06:29,006 No, no, no, no, no, no. Where's Seamus? 182 00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:30,275 I don't understand, what's happening? 183 00:06:30,311 --> 00:06:31,848 Someone must have tipped them off. 184 00:06:31,883 --> 00:06:33,954 The raid is a bust, and Murphy's still at large. 185 00:06:33,989 --> 00:06:35,073 So what you're saying is... 186 00:06:35,108 --> 00:06:37,205 Everyone on the ground, immediately! 187 00:06:37,392 --> 00:06:39,594 Oh no, I sat in another pie. 188 00:06:39,629 --> 00:06:41,030 Damn it! Next time, sit on a pie 189 00:06:41,065 --> 00:06:43,130 when we can enjoy it, Scully. 190 00:06:43,553 --> 00:06:45,122 Organized Crime is hunting for Murphy, 191 00:06:45,157 --> 00:06:47,147 but we can't just sit back and hope they find him. 192 00:06:47,182 --> 00:06:48,669 Diaz, where are you with your CI? 193 00:06:48,704 --> 00:06:50,573 They said Seamus' girlfriend Nikki works 194 00:06:50,608 --> 00:06:53,301 - in a hair salon in Bay Ridge. - Nice, classic mistress job. 195 00:06:53,337 --> 00:06:54,984 Hey, my girlfriend's a hairdresser! 196 00:06:55,019 --> 00:06:56,602 And you cheated on your ex-wife with her. 197 00:06:56,637 --> 00:06:58,044 Checkmate. Well played. 198 00:06:58,079 --> 00:06:59,627 Okay, Nikki won't talk to cops. 199 00:06:59,662 --> 00:07:01,122 So we've got to send someone in as a customer. 200 00:07:01,157 --> 00:07:02,608 Get her to open up, start gossiping. 201 00:07:02,643 --> 00:07:04,734 Send me. I'm a gossip surgeon. 202 00:07:04,769 --> 00:07:06,101 I can get anything out of anyone. 203 00:07:06,136 --> 00:07:08,006 You can't go undercover, you're not a cop. 204 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:11,056 How am I not a cop, Terry? 'Cause I don't have a badge? 205 00:07:11,091 --> 00:07:13,818 - Being a cop is a state of mind. - It's definitely not. 206 00:07:13,853 --> 00:07:15,059 Diaz, the mission is yours. 207 00:07:15,094 --> 00:07:17,431 Great. I love strangers touching my head. 208 00:07:17,466 --> 00:07:19,412 Sorry, you don't have a choice. Dismissed! 209 00:07:19,447 --> 00:07:21,450 Actually, Sarge, I have a lead too. 210 00:07:21,485 --> 00:07:23,421 I found the place that provides shredding services 211 00:07:23,456 --> 00:07:25,759 for Murphy's companies. I subpoenaed those shreds. 212 00:07:25,794 --> 00:07:27,096 We can piece them together. 213 00:07:27,131 --> 00:07:29,067 Smart. How many shreds are we talking? 214 00:07:29,102 --> 00:07:30,136 A few. 215 00:07:30,257 --> 00:07:31,443 Oh, crap. 216 00:07:31,992 --> 00:07:33,876 According to Organized Crime, 217 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,881 Murphy has gone to ground, and there are no leads. 218 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:37,386 Oh, that's great. If he's on the run, 219 00:07:37,421 --> 00:07:38,624 he probably won't be worrying about Kevin. 220 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,887 And if you coat yourself in chum and swim with sharks, 221 00:07:40,922 --> 00:07:42,758 you probably won't be eaten. 222 00:07:42,793 --> 00:07:45,089 Said the half-eaten chum-covered swimmer. 223 00:07:45,124 --> 00:07:47,218 While Murphy is at large, he's still a threat. 224 00:07:47,253 --> 00:07:49,188 So I'm going to be stuck here forever, 225 00:07:49,223 --> 00:07:50,438 following these over-the-top security precautions? 226 00:07:50,473 --> 00:07:51,452 - No. - Thank God. 227 00:07:51,487 --> 00:07:53,076 The security procedures are about to become 228 00:07:53,111 --> 00:07:54,248 much more over-the-top. 229 00:07:54,283 --> 00:07:56,814 Say good-bye to your one hour of open window time. 230 00:07:56,849 --> 00:07:59,787 But sir, the stench. It needs some way to escape. 231 00:07:59,822 --> 00:08:01,547 I already feel as though I'm trapped inside of... 232 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,883 What are those things you're always eating? 233 00:08:02,918 --> 00:08:04,387 - Pizza bagels? Pizza rolls? - No. No. 234 00:08:04,422 --> 00:08:05,755 - Pizza poppers? Pizzaritos? - No. No. 235 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:07,124 - Pizza pockets? - That's it. 236 00:08:07,159 --> 00:08:08,794 How much longer will I be forced to live 237 00:08:08,829 --> 00:08:10,698 - inside this pizza pocket? - Look, I could tell you 238 00:08:10,733 --> 00:08:11,900 that it'll just be a few more weeks, 239 00:08:11,935 --> 00:08:13,337 but you don't want me to lie to you. 240 00:08:13,372 --> 00:08:15,274 Raymond, I beg of you. Give me two hours 241 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:17,077 at the library to work on my book... just two hours. 242 00:08:17,112 --> 00:08:18,486 It will make all the difference. 243 00:08:18,521 --> 00:08:19,887 Yeah, I could go with him, keep him safe. 244 00:08:19,922 --> 00:08:22,393 No library. Seamus' men could be lurking in the stacks. 245 00:08:22,428 --> 00:08:24,598 - I find that unlikely. - I understand, but I disagree. 246 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:26,770 Well then, we are in disagreement. 247 00:08:26,805 --> 00:08:28,535 You'll have to excuse me. 248 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:35,058 I'm sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight. 249 00:08:35,093 --> 00:08:36,996 - Oh, was that a fight? - Are you kidding? 250 00:08:37,031 --> 00:08:40,048 He said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please excuse me." 251 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:43,154 Might as well have spit in my face. 252 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,339 Okay, first of all, Rosa, you look amazing. 253 00:08:47,374 --> 00:08:49,710 Secondly, I made an appointment at the salon 254 00:08:49,745 --> 00:08:51,145 with Nikki, for you, under the name 255 00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:53,283 Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada. 256 00:08:53,319 --> 00:08:54,797 - I had fun with the name. - Clearly. 257 00:08:54,832 --> 00:08:55,656 Here's the plan. 258 00:08:55,691 --> 00:08:58,677 Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada gossips about her love life. 259 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,666 Then, Nikki opens up about hers. 260 00:09:00,701 --> 00:09:02,429 Yeah, this is the problem. I suck at gossiping. 261 00:09:02,464 --> 00:09:04,466 Which is why I brought along a specialist. 262 00:09:04,941 --> 00:09:07,779 Gina will be in your ear feeding you stories. 263 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:10,765 I will be basing Gabriella on my sister's friend, Dana. 264 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,571 Just be warned... Dana real sloppy. 265 00:09:13,606 --> 00:09:16,764 So, Nikki, I always wanted to get my hair cut here. 266 00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:18,233 Everyone says you're the best. 267 00:09:18,268 --> 00:09:21,942 Oh, my God, I love your earrings. 268 00:09:21,977 --> 00:09:24,781 Where did you get those hoops? 269 00:09:24,816 --> 00:09:26,498 Mmm, I don't know. 270 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,769 Oh no, Nikki's not a talker. We're screwed. 271 00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:32,668 Don't worry angel, Gina's got this, crackety-crack. 272 00:09:33,432 --> 00:09:36,437 Rosa, repeat after me and don't change a thing. 273 00:09:36,472 --> 00:09:39,232 Can I tell you the craziest story? 274 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:41,380 One time I was like so drunk... 275 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,249 And this meathead comes up to me. 276 00:09:43,284 --> 00:09:45,153 And his body is hot, but his face is like okay. 277 00:09:45,188 --> 00:09:47,057 So I'm like, what? 278 00:09:47,092 --> 00:09:49,830 And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you 279 00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:52,234 just because you promised to take me to the Bahamas. 280 00:09:52,269 --> 00:09:53,904 Take me to the Bahamas first 281 00:09:53,939 --> 00:09:55,671 and then we'll see what happens, okay? 282 00:09:55,706 --> 00:09:59,081 I was only with him because he drove a Jaguar. 283 00:09:59,116 --> 00:10:00,485 Turns out it was a Mercury 284 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,388 with a Thundercat taped to the hood. 285 00:10:02,423 --> 00:10:04,764 And that relationship lasted for three months. 286 00:10:04,799 --> 00:10:07,415 I don't know why we broke up. I guess we just grew apart 287 00:10:07,450 --> 00:10:08,987 when he went to prison for life. 288 00:10:09,301 --> 00:10:10,486 I hear that. 289 00:10:11,751 --> 00:10:14,656 The guy I'm seeing is into some shady stuff. 290 00:10:14,691 --> 00:10:15,850 Right? 291 00:10:15,885 --> 00:10:18,456 There it is, the breakthrough. Follow up, follow up! 292 00:10:18,822 --> 00:10:20,013 So, how'd you guys meet? 293 00:10:20,048 --> 00:10:23,071 That's a funny story, for next time. 294 00:10:23,775 --> 00:10:25,368 You're all done, and you look hot, girl. 295 00:10:25,403 --> 00:10:26,592 No, no, she was opening up. 296 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,596 Rosa, figure out a way to stay in that chair. 297 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:31,996 Hey, Nikki, I was just wondering. 298 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,719 How do you think I would look... 299 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,147 as a blonde? 300 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,460 Like a Danielle Steele novel. 301 00:10:38,997 --> 00:10:42,503 Good oranges, nice and dry. Not at all ripe. 302 00:10:42,623 --> 00:10:45,159 Fascinating. My orange is beginning to rot. 303 00:10:45,509 --> 00:10:46,944 That happens when you leave an orange 304 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,414 sitting around for too long 305 00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:50,484 and refuse to even let that orange go to a library 306 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,488 for two hours so it can feel like a real orange again. 307 00:10:52,523 --> 00:10:54,454 You know what really causes an orange to go bad? 308 00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:56,172 Getting shot. Have you seen what a bullet 309 00:10:56,207 --> 00:10:57,543 does to an orange? 310 00:10:57,578 --> 00:10:59,386 I shot a watermelon once. 311 00:11:00,305 --> 00:11:02,307 It's exactly what you want it to be. 312 00:11:02,343 --> 00:11:04,346 - I miss Amy. - You think I enjoy doing this? 313 00:11:04,381 --> 00:11:06,115 I assure you, I do not. 314 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,739 I'm simply trying to keep my husband alive. 315 00:11:07,774 --> 00:11:10,178 Well, you may not have a husband when all of this is over. 316 00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:11,815 You're not going to die, Kevin. 317 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,500 That's not what I meant. 318 00:11:16,004 --> 00:11:18,776 I'm leaving. This is an absurd conversation, 319 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,321 and you're being ridiculous. 320 00:11:26,257 --> 00:11:29,396 You know what, screw this. We need a break. 321 00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:31,566 I'm a cop, I can protect us. We're going to the library. 322 00:11:31,601 --> 00:11:33,719 These two oranges are stepping out. 323 00:11:34,039 --> 00:11:36,609 Oh, damn it, peeling out. It was right there! 324 00:11:37,443 --> 00:11:39,445 Okay, Captain Holt has back-to-back meetings 325 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,882 at One Police Plaza today, 326 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,217 which means we have a four-hour window 327 00:11:42,252 --> 00:11:44,043 before he checks on any of the security feeds. 328 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,056 But going out into public is a huge risk, 329 00:11:46,091 --> 00:11:48,529 so maybe let's go over some self-defense techniques. 330 00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:53,146 Usually, you warn somebody before you do that. 331 00:11:53,181 --> 00:11:55,218 Raymond told me that the element of surprise was crucial. 332 00:11:55,253 --> 00:11:56,524 Cool. 333 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:58,963 So he's a great teacher. But I will say this. 334 00:11:58,998 --> 00:12:00,257 If you're going to do a throat punch, 335 00:12:00,292 --> 00:12:03,701 it is key that you say something cool afterwards like, "choke on that." 336 00:12:03,736 --> 00:12:06,253 But they're not choking. They're experiencing airway trauma. 337 00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:07,481 Ooh, how about, 338 00:12:07,516 --> 00:12:10,369 "Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture." 339 00:12:10,404 --> 00:12:11,940 Okay, yeah, that's very informative 340 00:12:11,975 --> 00:12:13,342 and quite polite. 341 00:12:13,377 --> 00:12:15,560 But maybe add a "dirtbag" on the end? 342 00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:17,178 But a dirtbag is a useful part of a vacuum. 343 00:12:17,213 --> 00:12:18,839 I don't see how it's an insult. 344 00:12:18,874 --> 00:12:20,158 All right, you know, puncher's choice. 345 00:12:20,193 --> 00:12:22,143 Moving on, we're going to need disguises. 346 00:12:22,178 --> 00:12:24,129 And since we're going to a public library, 347 00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:25,369 the best way to fit in is as... 348 00:12:25,404 --> 00:12:27,039 - Scholars. - Weird perverts. 349 00:12:27,074 --> 00:12:28,997 Yes, weird perverts is far better. 350 00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:30,044 Far better. 351 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:45,824 What is the bandwidth on the wifi here? 352 00:12:45,859 --> 00:12:48,730 We have much content to stream. 353 00:12:50,554 --> 00:12:53,725 Bam! Solid match. Okay, I've got three words. 354 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,794 I've got an "and", I've got an "an" and a "he". 355 00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:58,896 Now, the "he" could be a part of a "the" 356 00:12:58,932 --> 00:13:00,896 or the end of "Apache." 357 00:13:00,982 --> 00:13:03,877 I don't know why, but I'm getting a strong "Apache" vibe. 358 00:13:04,026 --> 00:13:06,183 Amy? Amy? 359 00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:08,920 - Amy, where'd you go? - Down here. 360 00:13:09,937 --> 00:13:11,670 I let the pile take me. 361 00:13:11,788 --> 00:13:13,196 I don't know what I was thinking. 362 00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:14,663 We've been at it for two hours 363 00:13:14,699 --> 00:13:16,601 and all we've got is three words. 364 00:13:16,637 --> 00:13:19,140 Really two. Terry's just fooling himself. 365 00:13:19,317 --> 00:13:21,055 "Apache's" a long shot at best. 366 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,950 Ooh, are you guys building a nap nest? 367 00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:24,421 - Mind if we burrow? - No! 368 00:13:24,457 --> 00:13:25,723 We're piecing together shredded documents 369 00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:27,961 - to find Seamus Murphy. - Can I help? 370 00:13:27,997 --> 00:13:30,499 I'm really good at jigsaw puzzles. I do them all the time. 371 00:13:30,534 --> 00:13:32,899 It's why my wrist muscles are so defined. 372 00:13:32,935 --> 00:13:35,054 No offense, Scully, but you can't be good or bad 373 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,358 at jigsaw puzzles. 374 00:13:36,394 --> 00:13:38,448 It's just putting shapes together. 375 00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:41,684 There's no strategy or reasoning, or logic... 376 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,593 Look, I got half a page! 377 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,748 He is the one. 378 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,004 This is great. There's nobody here. 379 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,833 Everyone cleared out as soon as we got here. 380 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,275 Even that actual pervert was creeped out by us. 381 00:13:54,315 --> 00:13:56,817 I can feel your heat. 382 00:13:58,490 --> 00:14:00,826 Ooh! No offense, but it feels so good to breathe air 383 00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:02,496 that didn't come out of your mouth. 384 00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:04,686 - None taken. - Ooh, I know you're working, 385 00:14:04,722 --> 00:14:06,604 but you should probably put something on your screen perverted 386 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,342 in case someone comes in 387 00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:10,244 like a lady in high heels stepping on a businessman. 388 00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:11,648 Sorry, yes, I meant to do that. 389 00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:13,351 I've just gotten so wrapped up in my research. 390 00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:14,988 I've been reading the most thrilling footnote. 391 00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:19,611 - What was that? - I don't know. 392 00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:21,200 But don't worry... 393 00:14:21,642 --> 00:14:24,144 I'll creep them right the hell out of here. 394 00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:28,835 Hello... who's sneaking around back here? 395 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,368 Bang, you're dead. And so is Kevin. 396 00:14:30,426 --> 00:14:31,535 Oh, thank God, it's just you. 397 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,163 Wait, no, this is bad in a different way. 398 00:14:33,199 --> 00:14:34,327 What are you doing? 399 00:14:34,362 --> 00:14:35,796 You brought my husband to a public place? 400 00:14:35,832 --> 00:14:38,217 He's undercover. We're perverts, see? 401 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,688 You're not fooling anyone. 402 00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:41,039 Kevin's zipper is up, for God's sake. 403 00:14:41,074 --> 00:14:43,812 Wait, I'm confused... how did you even know we were here? 404 00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:47,027 Oh, my God, you sewed a tracker into my neck, didn't you? 405 00:14:47,063 --> 00:14:48,458 Don't be stupid. 406 00:14:48,494 --> 00:14:50,533 The trackers are in your shoes, underwear, and wallet. 407 00:14:50,569 --> 00:14:51,934 I also braided one into your hair. 408 00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,053 In my tangle? 409 00:14:53,089 --> 00:14:55,280 You put my husband at risk, and for what? 410 00:14:55,317 --> 00:14:56,896 Because you felt a little cooped up? 411 00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:57,882 That's not it. 412 00:14:57,918 --> 00:15:00,512 - You could have cost him his life. - What life, Raymond? 413 00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:03,079 I spend every day lying on the floor of that house 414 00:15:03,115 --> 00:15:05,706 talking with Jake about popular culture. 415 00:15:05,742 --> 00:15:08,054 Do you know what it means to "clap back", Raymond? 416 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,564 Be-cause-I-do. 417 00:15:09,599 --> 00:15:11,401 Enough. We have to get back to the safe house immediately. 418 00:15:11,436 --> 00:15:14,509 Let's go. And if you're gonna be a pervert, Kevin, 419 00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:15,979 adjust yourself as you walk. 420 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,980 Move some quarters around in your pocket. 421 00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:20,555 So I used to see my boyfriend on Friday nights 422 00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:22,067 after his wife went to bed, 423 00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:24,170 but then he left town a couple of weeks ago. 424 00:15:24,695 --> 00:15:26,029 You're all done here, gorgeous. 425 00:15:26,064 --> 00:15:29,770 Ahhhh-ha-ha, I love it! 426 00:15:29,872 --> 00:15:31,541 But finish what you were saying. 427 00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:32,943 Where'd your boyfriend run off to? 428 00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:35,716 Oh, that's a story for next time. 429 00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,454 Rosa, we're so close, you can't leave. 430 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:40,433 Tell her you want a perm. I want a perm. 431 00:15:40,469 --> 00:15:41,837 A big ol' perm. 432 00:15:42,111 --> 00:15:43,365 Great idea. 433 00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:44,653 Go, go, go! 434 00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:48,754 Take a seat. 435 00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:55,316 I can't believe someone took Raymond. 436 00:16:55,352 --> 00:16:56,610 He had a gun, Jake. 437 00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:58,086 It'll be okay. We're gonna get him back. 438 00:16:58,122 --> 00:16:59,884 Let me just call the nine-nine. 439 00:17:00,881 --> 00:17:03,591 Hey, Rosa, do you guys have any idea where Seamus Murphy is? 440 00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:04,860 We have a huge problem. 441 00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,631 Yeah, we all have huge problems. 442 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,803 You kinda look like Phil Spector when he was on trial. 443 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:10,908 Guys, focus up. Have you found anything? 444 00:17:10,944 --> 00:17:12,792 One of Murphy's guys just took Holt. 445 00:17:12,828 --> 00:17:14,630 Oh, no. We did get something from Nikki. 446 00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:16,668 Apparently, Seamus has been staying up 447 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,671 - in Rhinebeck, New York. - Rhinebeck? 448 00:17:18,774 --> 00:17:20,743 Scully, where's that piece of junk mail 449 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,011 with the Rhinebeck address? 450 00:17:22,046 --> 00:17:24,450 - Scully, surface! - Yes, Sarge? 451 00:17:24,485 --> 00:17:26,621 - Rhinebeck letter. - One sec. 452 00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:34,455 - 8221 Oak Ridge Parkway. - Copy that. 453 00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:36,292 All right, we're going to commandeer a car, 454 00:17:36,329 --> 00:17:37,768 and then we're going to drive to Rhinebeck. 455 00:17:37,804 --> 00:17:40,780 No one is going to hurt your husband... this I swear. 456 00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:44,054 Ow, owie, owie, owie, it stings, ow! 457 00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,976 Oh, ho, ho. Follow me. 458 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,036 Hello, Raymond. 459 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,640 So Seamus, are you going to kill me? 460 00:17:52,675 --> 00:17:54,744 No, don't be stupid, nothing like that. 461 00:17:54,779 --> 00:17:56,283 I'm just going to find your husband, 462 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,854 bring him here, slit his throat in front of you, 463 00:17:57,890 --> 00:18:00,958 then, after you watch him suffer, kill you too. 464 00:18:03,128 --> 00:18:06,341 - There it is... 8221. - All right, let's go. 465 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,911 What? No, you're not coming in. 466 00:18:07,949 --> 00:18:09,301 It's way too dangerous for a civilian. 467 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,609 You're driving back to the safe house 468 00:18:10,644 --> 00:18:12,178 and watching another Nic Cage movie. 469 00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:14,115 You still haven't seen "Gone in 60 Seconds." 470 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:16,053 His character's name is Memphis Raines. I'm so sorry. 471 00:18:16,088 --> 00:18:18,625 No, I'm not abandoning my husband. I love him. 472 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,729 Yeah, I love him too. Everybody loves Raymond. 473 00:18:20,764 --> 00:18:22,566 - Don't. - I think that's pretty funny! 474 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,769 - No. - It doesn't matter. 475 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,397 You got to go. Get the hell out of here, I got this. 476 00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:38,439 Sir! 477 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:41,904 Hey there. 478 00:18:44,812 --> 00:18:46,981 - Where is Kevin? - Don't worry, he's safe. 479 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:50,087 Look, Captain, I just want to say that I'm sorry. 480 00:18:50,122 --> 00:18:51,824 You should be. 481 00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:53,874 You should have abided by my security rules. 482 00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:55,766 You're right. But I want you to know, 483 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,001 I didn't take Kevin to the library 484 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,072 because I was stir-crazy. 485 00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:01,144 It was because I didn't want you guys to get divorced. 486 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:03,385 How is that any concern of yours? 487 00:19:03,421 --> 00:19:04,783 I don't know, I just... 488 00:19:04,885 --> 00:19:07,288 I've been around so many failed marriages in my life. 489 00:19:07,324 --> 00:19:09,694 You know, first my mom and my dad, 490 00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:12,566 then Charles and Eleanor, Hitchcock and Brandi, 491 00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:15,605 Hitchcock and Francine, Hitchcock and Brandi again, 492 00:19:15,707 --> 00:19:17,810 - Hitchcock and Madison... - Madison wasn't his daughter? 493 00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:19,580 But he dropped her off at college last fall. 494 00:19:19,615 --> 00:19:21,818 I know, it was really gross. But the point is, 495 00:19:21,853 --> 00:19:24,369 I just couldn't stand to see you two fall apart. 496 00:19:25,316 --> 00:19:26,660 Perhaps I should have been more understanding 497 00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:28,542 of what Kevin was going through. 498 00:19:29,425 --> 00:19:31,352 I may die here tonight, 499 00:19:31,388 --> 00:19:34,009 and his last memory of me will be how miserable I made him. 500 00:19:34,044 --> 00:19:37,849 So, Peralta, what do you have to say for yourself? 501 00:19:37,951 --> 00:19:39,285 The whole NYPD knows where you are, 502 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,189 and they're coming for you right now. 503 00:19:41,224 --> 00:19:43,093 Okay, thanks for the tip. 504 00:19:43,128 --> 00:19:44,863 Let's kill them both, get out of here before the cops come. 505 00:19:44,899 --> 00:19:46,623 Wait, no, no, no, I was lying about the back-up. 506 00:19:46,659 --> 00:19:48,294 I came alone... title of my sex tape. 507 00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:51,506 Doesn't matter. You're both gonna die now. 508 00:19:59,071 --> 00:20:00,372 Better get some corticosteroids 509 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,142 to treat that laryngeal fracture. 510 00:20:02,178 --> 00:20:04,035 Sorry, I couldn't bring myself to call him a dirtbag. 511 00:20:04,071 --> 00:20:05,806 And why would you? A dirtbag is a very useful part 512 00:20:05,842 --> 00:20:08,078 of the vacuum cleaner. Clearly, it's a compliment. 513 00:20:08,245 --> 00:20:10,982 Wow, you guys are so perfect for each other. 514 00:20:11,017 --> 00:20:13,253 Oh, my garsh! 515 00:20:13,288 --> 00:20:16,439 It's all the same. Nothing has changed. 516 00:20:17,272 --> 00:20:19,476 - Except for that. - This perm saved your life. 517 00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:21,036 And I thank it for its service. 518 00:20:21,775 --> 00:20:23,908 Hello, Captain. Hello, Kevin. 519 00:20:23,943 --> 00:20:26,129 So, here's an update on Seamus. 520 00:20:26,165 --> 00:20:27,967 Thanks to our little operation, 521 00:20:28,003 --> 00:20:31,199 the FBI was able to roll up his entire organization. 522 00:20:31,235 --> 00:20:32,559 They're saying it's going to be 523 00:20:32,595 --> 00:20:35,156 one of the most significant RICO prosecutions they've ever done. 524 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,713 - Amazing. - It's over now. 525 00:20:36,749 --> 00:20:39,773 He can't hurt me or Kevin. Thank you, for titting my tat. 526 00:20:39,808 --> 00:20:41,674 Well, thank you for tatting my tit. 527 00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:43,077 And you know, in a weird way, 528 00:20:43,113 --> 00:20:44,278 I'm going to miss our little house. 529 00:20:44,315 --> 00:20:45,685 Yes, and in an even weirder way, 530 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,723 I think I might actually miss you. 531 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,185 And in an even weirder way, I want you guys to be my dads. 532 00:20:51,221 --> 00:20:53,233 - That is weirder. - Yeah, I got stuff. 533 00:20:53,268 --> 00:20:54,703 I brought you your box of DVDs. 534 00:20:54,738 --> 00:20:56,577 Oh, thank you. 535 00:20:57,009 --> 00:20:58,963 Oh! Forgot about this one. 536 00:20:58,999 --> 00:21:01,336 We never watched "Captain Corelli's Mandolin." 537 00:21:01,372 --> 00:21:03,053 What the hell did you just say? 538 00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:06,468 - "Captain Corelli's Mandolin"? - Say that to my face. 539 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,829 "Captain Corelli's Mandolin"? 540 00:21:07,864 --> 00:21:09,232 There was a movie about a mandolin, 541 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,002 and you kept it from me for two months? 542 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,339 Well I didn't think it was any good. 543 00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:13,708 - It's just some period piece. - What? 544 00:21:13,743 --> 00:21:14,944 - Set in Greece. - Oh, my God. 545 00:21:14,979 --> 00:21:16,722 Based on some dumb book. Aah! 546 00:21:16,983 --> 00:21:20,552 Terribly sorry. It has been a very trying time. 547 00:21:20,588 --> 00:21:22,122 Yeah, next thing, you're going to say you'd wished 548 00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:23,427 we had watched "Leaving Las Vegas," 549 00:21:23,463 --> 00:21:24,730 a dark, ponderous reflection on alcoholism 550 00:21:24,765 --> 00:21:25,999 that earned Cage his Oscar. 551 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,805 - Aah! - What? 552 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,441 I told you, the guy's got range! 553 00:21:30,476 --> 00:21:34,480 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com