1 00:00:01,322 --> 00:00:03,130 Peralta, there was a botched B & E 2 00:00:03,165 --> 00:00:04,432 at a jewelry store on Atlantic 3 00:00:04,467 --> 00:00:06,233 that just turned into a hostage situation. 4 00:00:06,268 --> 00:00:07,768 They want you to be the negotiator. 5 00:00:07,803 --> 00:00:10,137 Oh, my God, my prayers have finally been answered. 6 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:11,339 You prayed for a hostage situation? 7 00:00:11,374 --> 00:00:12,940 Yes, I did. Every single day. 8 00:00:12,975 --> 00:00:14,675 I don't understand. Why isn't ESU handling this? 9 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:17,278 Apparently, the hostage-taker asked for Jake by name. 10 00:00:17,313 --> 00:00:19,046 Oh, yes, it's getting even cooler. 11 00:00:19,081 --> 00:00:20,715 Oh, man, I wonder who it is. Ooh! 12 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,516 Maybe it's the brother of someone I put away for life. 13 00:00:22,551 --> 00:00:24,719 Ooh! Or the identical twin of someone I put away for life. 14 00:00:24,754 --> 00:00:26,487 - Ooh! Or the fraternal twin of... - Jake! 15 00:00:26,522 --> 00:00:27,788 Just get down there! Take Diaz with you. 16 00:00:27,823 --> 00:00:29,423 Yep. Yep, yep, yep. How do I look? 17 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:30,731 It doesn't matter. Let's go negotiate! 18 00:00:33,496 --> 00:00:35,563 Hey, everyone, I'm here. 19 00:00:35,598 --> 00:00:37,698 I'm Jake Peralta, the negotiator. 20 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:40,201 - Oh, so you're Jake Peralta? - The negotiator, yes. 21 00:00:40,236 --> 00:00:42,403 - Who are you? - Dennis Kole, ESU. 22 00:00:42,438 --> 00:00:44,878 This was my crime scene before you bozos got here. 23 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,284 Nice to meet you too, Dennis. 24 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,042 I've spent ten years as a negotiator 25 00:00:48,077 --> 00:00:50,511 and you just took my first hostage situation. 26 00:00:50,546 --> 00:00:52,880 All I've done up till now is talk jumpers off of rooftops. 27 00:00:52,915 --> 00:00:55,149 But that must be satisfying in its own way, right? 28 00:00:55,184 --> 00:00:58,679 Yeah, really satisfying saving a crazy person's life. 29 00:00:58,715 --> 00:01:00,405 Whatever. Here's a little advice. 30 00:01:00,441 --> 00:01:01,889 - I don't like you two. - Not so much advice 31 00:01:01,924 --> 00:01:04,492 as it is a hurtful statement based on limited interaction. 32 00:01:04,527 --> 00:01:06,233 He wants to talk to you. 33 00:01:07,422 --> 00:01:10,148 - Get the hell in there. - Ooh, it says "negotiator" on it. 34 00:01:13,002 --> 00:01:14,705 This is Jake Peralta. 35 00:01:15,237 --> 00:01:16,848 I am unarmed 36 00:01:17,306 --> 00:01:19,292 and I'm approaching the building 37 00:01:28,818 --> 00:01:31,952 - You wanted to talk to me? - Keep those hands in the air. 38 00:01:31,987 --> 00:01:34,055 And wave 'em like you just don't care. 39 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:35,322 What? 40 00:01:35,357 --> 00:01:36,757 I'm just messing with you, Peralta. 41 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,583 Put your hands down, give me a hug, baby. 42 00:01:38,619 --> 00:01:39,594 Judy! 43 00:01:55,364 --> 00:01:58,364 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 44 00:01:59,982 --> 00:02:01,482 Sergeant, a member of 45 00:02:01,518 --> 00:02:03,260 the Commissioner selection committee is coming in today 46 00:02:03,296 --> 00:02:04,970 to tour the precinct and do some interviews. 47 00:02:05,006 --> 00:02:06,241 Would you mind speaking with her? 48 00:02:06,277 --> 00:02:07,621 Of course. Terry loves answering 49 00:02:07,656 --> 00:02:08,956 the hard questions. 50 00:02:08,991 --> 00:02:10,257 Oh, here she is. 51 00:02:10,292 --> 00:02:12,493 I guess you don't have time to take off those ridiculous suspenders. 52 00:02:12,528 --> 00:02:14,228 - What? - Hello, Miss Sumter. 53 00:02:14,263 --> 00:02:15,563 Hello, Captain. 54 00:02:15,598 --> 00:02:16,931 I'm excited to speak to you subordinates 55 00:02:16,966 --> 00:02:18,666 and learn more about your management style. 56 00:02:18,701 --> 00:02:20,734 I thought you could talk to Sergeant Jeffords here. 57 00:02:20,769 --> 00:02:22,570 Sergeant? Oh, um... 58 00:02:22,605 --> 00:02:24,238 I'd rather not talk to a supervisor. 59 00:02:24,273 --> 00:02:26,407 I was hoping to interview one of your detectives. 60 00:02:26,442 --> 00:02:29,014 Perhaps, um... him? 61 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:30,311 No! 62 00:02:30,347 --> 00:02:33,547 - Excuse me? - There was a wasp near me, 63 00:02:33,582 --> 00:02:35,249 which has since disappeared. 64 00:02:35,284 --> 00:02:37,318 You can interview Detective Hitchcock 65 00:02:37,353 --> 00:02:39,901 and I am completely fine with that. 66 00:02:41,490 --> 00:02:42,723 I gotta admit, man. 67 00:02:42,758 --> 00:02:44,592 I thought you'd be happy to see me. 68 00:02:44,627 --> 00:02:46,293 - Why you being so weird. - Oh, I don't know. 69 00:02:46,328 --> 00:02:48,729 I didn't sleep well last night, so I'm probably tired from that. 70 00:02:48,764 --> 00:02:50,498 Oh, and also, this is a hostage situation! 71 00:02:50,533 --> 00:02:53,501 Wow! It's like that. 72 00:02:53,536 --> 00:02:55,269 Yes, it's like that. What the hell? 73 00:02:55,304 --> 00:02:56,737 - I thought you went straight? - I did. 74 00:02:56,772 --> 00:02:58,305 I'm a high-end car broker now. 75 00:02:58,340 --> 00:03:00,852 I procure luxury vehicles for the rich and famous 76 00:03:00,888 --> 00:03:01,995 and I do it legally. 77 00:03:02,031 --> 00:03:03,210 Last week I dropped off a Bugatti 78 00:03:03,245 --> 00:03:04,712 to the kid with the lisp from "Stranger Things." 79 00:03:04,747 --> 00:03:06,580 You met Dustin? Was he cool? 80 00:03:06,615 --> 00:03:08,260 Do him and the rest of the gang hang out in real life? 81 00:03:08,296 --> 00:03:09,583 You know what? No. We are not chatting right now. 82 00:03:09,618 --> 00:03:10,851 You have three hostages. 83 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:12,453 You mean Pam and the two Bobs? 84 00:03:12,488 --> 00:03:14,188 They not hostages. I prefer to call them 85 00:03:14,223 --> 00:03:15,723 "collateral friendships." 86 00:03:15,758 --> 00:03:17,591 I gave 'em each 500 bucks out of my own pocket. 87 00:03:17,626 --> 00:03:19,693 - Thanks again, Doug. - You the man, Doug. 88 00:03:19,728 --> 00:03:21,762 Actually, I'd rather still not be a hostage. 89 00:03:21,797 --> 00:03:23,297 Pam hasn't come around on me yet. 90 00:03:23,332 --> 00:03:24,999 Tell her I'm a nice person, Jake. 91 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:26,734 I'm sorry. Officer, are you friends with this criminal? 92 00:03:26,769 --> 00:03:28,569 - No, not really. - Absolutely, best friends. 93 00:03:28,604 --> 00:03:30,070 It's a layered relationship, Pam. 94 00:03:30,105 --> 00:03:32,372 - Best friends. - Judy, get over here. 95 00:03:33,642 --> 00:03:35,676 - What is going on, man? - This isn't my fault. 96 00:03:35,711 --> 00:03:38,646 Two years ago before I went straight, I stole a car from a drug dealer. 97 00:03:38,681 --> 00:03:41,048 - Martin Halloway. - Oh, no, Judy, he's a bad guy. 98 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:42,783 I know. When I realized it was his car, 99 00:03:42,818 --> 00:03:44,318 I torched it along with the drugs 100 00:03:44,353 --> 00:03:46,153 that were in the trunk that I didn't know about. 101 00:03:46,188 --> 00:03:47,621 Oh, no, Judy. Trunk drugs? 102 00:03:47,656 --> 00:03:48,923 Millions of dollars of them. 103 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:50,724 Halloway just found out it was me. 104 00:03:50,759 --> 00:03:52,726 Said I had to do a job for him to pay off my debt. 105 00:03:52,761 --> 00:03:53,994 But did you tell him you went straight? 106 00:03:54,029 --> 00:03:55,629 - Did you tell him about Dustin? - I did. 107 00:03:55,664 --> 00:03:57,431 He said he doesn't watch "Stranger Things." 108 00:03:57,466 --> 00:03:59,233 - Oh, this guy is the worst. - I know. 109 00:03:59,268 --> 00:04:01,368 He said he's gonna kill my mom if I don't do this job. 110 00:04:01,403 --> 00:04:02,670 He can't do that. I love your mom. 111 00:04:02,705 --> 00:04:04,571 So do I. That's why I'm here 112 00:04:04,607 --> 00:04:06,473 stealing this big ole bag of diamonds. 113 00:04:06,508 --> 00:04:08,509 Jake, you know how dangerous this dude can be. 114 00:04:08,544 --> 00:04:10,845 I need you to help me save my mama. 115 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:12,840 - Help you how? - Easy. 116 00:04:12,876 --> 00:04:14,376 I got a plan that's good for everyone. 117 00:04:14,412 --> 00:04:15,783 All I need is for you to... 118 00:04:15,818 --> 00:04:17,918 Let him go so he can arrange a drop with Halloway. 119 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,787 We arrest Halloway, save Judy's mom, 120 00:04:19,822 --> 00:04:22,656 and Judy turns himself in, and why is that amazing, Rosa? 121 00:04:22,691 --> 00:04:24,558 - Halloway's a huge crime boss. - And what else? 122 00:04:24,593 --> 00:04:26,264 NYPD's been trying to get Halloway for years. 123 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,329 - And? - That's it. 124 00:04:27,365 --> 00:04:28,762 Yeah, it is. So, since we all agree, 125 00:04:28,797 --> 00:04:30,197 I'll go tell Judy that the plan is on. 126 00:04:30,232 --> 00:04:32,566 We don't all agree. He's trapped and desperate. 127 00:04:32,601 --> 00:04:34,235 Everything he told you is a lie. 128 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:36,804 - Why do you say he's lying? - That's all negotiating is. 129 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:38,739 Two liars lying to each other 130 00:04:38,774 --> 00:04:41,041 until one liar stands too close to the window 131 00:04:41,076 --> 00:04:42,209 and gets shot in the head. 132 00:04:42,244 --> 00:04:44,078 That can't be all negotiating is. 133 00:04:44,113 --> 00:04:45,746 It absolutely is. Now, get in there 134 00:04:45,781 --> 00:04:47,781 and coax him to a window. Snipers to one. 135 00:04:47,816 --> 00:04:49,216 The window plan is on. I repeat. 136 00:04:49,251 --> 00:04:50,951 - The window plan is on. - No, no, no, no, no! 137 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:52,886 Snipers to zero. Snipers take a nap. 138 00:04:52,921 --> 00:04:55,055 The nap plan is on. It's nap time, snipers. 139 00:04:56,525 --> 00:04:58,325 Amy, Gina, you came! 140 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,261 You think I'd miss opening day of your food truck? 141 00:05:00,296 --> 00:05:02,796 - I'm your biggest fan. - Also your biggest investor. 142 00:05:02,831 --> 00:05:04,898 She was freaking out she was gonna lose a ton of money. 143 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:06,467 I told you that in confidence. 144 00:05:06,502 --> 00:05:07,968 We don't have that kind of relationship. 145 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:10,070 Well, don't worry. I'm feeling good. 146 00:05:10,105 --> 00:05:11,872 "The One Thing" truck is ready to serve. 147 00:05:11,907 --> 00:05:13,173 - "The One Thing"? - Yeah. 148 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:14,441 We only serve one thing: 149 00:05:14,476 --> 00:05:16,477 the perfect meatball sandwich... 150 00:05:16,512 --> 00:05:18,579 made exactly the way Nana Boyle used to. 151 00:05:18,614 --> 00:05:20,481 I can't believe this is finally happening. 152 00:05:23,028 --> 00:05:25,195 - Ahh! - Uh, Charles? 153 00:05:25,231 --> 00:05:27,087 Sorry, I'm a bit stressed. Jason and Jeff, 154 00:05:27,122 --> 00:05:28,829 the guys I hired to work the truck, 155 00:05:28,865 --> 00:05:30,607 called in sick so I'm all alone. 156 00:05:30,643 --> 00:05:32,076 What a fun opportunity. 157 00:05:32,112 --> 00:05:34,115 Okay, Boyle, stop freaking out. 158 00:05:34,151 --> 00:05:36,077 I have the day off. I can step in and help. 159 00:05:36,113 --> 00:05:38,960 Yeah, me too. I'm not off, but I come and go as I please. 160 00:05:38,996 --> 00:05:41,144 It's part of my charm. I'm like an outdoor cat. 161 00:05:42,471 --> 00:05:44,805 ESU won't take your deal. They think you're lying. 162 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,974 I'm not lying. I don't wanna be a criminal. 163 00:05:47,009 --> 00:05:48,876 I love my life as a average citizen. 164 00:05:48,911 --> 00:05:50,811 I voted for the first time this year. 165 00:05:50,846 --> 00:05:52,855 - Ed Breakfast for school board. - Who? 166 00:05:52,891 --> 00:05:54,682 I don't know. He had a funny name. He deserves a shot. 167 00:05:54,717 --> 00:05:56,250 That's why I voted for Stacy Ladle. 168 00:05:56,285 --> 00:05:58,118 Anyway, I'm sorry, but they're not cutting a deal. 169 00:05:58,153 --> 00:05:59,820 So that's it? I gotta turn myself in 170 00:05:59,855 --> 00:06:02,230 - and let Halloway kill my mama? - Actually... 171 00:06:02,691 --> 00:06:04,652 there might another way to get this done. 172 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:07,152 I've taken your negotiator hostage. 173 00:06:07,188 --> 00:06:09,355 If you come in here, I will shoot him. 174 00:06:09,391 --> 00:06:12,700 Just do whatever he says! My life is in his hands! 175 00:06:14,236 --> 00:06:16,570 That was so much fun! 176 00:06:16,605 --> 00:06:18,539 Oh, man, you sounded really scary. 177 00:06:18,574 --> 00:06:19,773 No, no, it was all you. 178 00:06:19,808 --> 00:06:21,342 The tremble in your voice sold it. 179 00:06:21,377 --> 00:06:23,410 - "Just do whatever he wants." - I just made that up. 180 00:06:23,445 --> 00:06:25,746 - Ah, I was so in the moment. - Dude, seriously? 181 00:06:25,781 --> 00:06:28,582 - You are a great hostage. - Oh, thanks, Judy. 182 00:06:28,617 --> 00:06:30,684 You're a great hostage taker. Whoop. 183 00:06:34,223 --> 00:06:35,856 Yes, sir. 184 00:06:37,802 --> 00:06:40,303 I can't believe Peralta got taken hostage. 185 00:06:40,338 --> 00:06:42,021 The good news is... 186 00:06:42,907 --> 00:06:44,374 I'm the negotiator now. 187 00:06:44,409 --> 00:06:45,775 - Finally. - Congratulations. 188 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:47,944 I've been waiting for this moment for so long, 189 00:06:47,979 --> 00:06:49,439 - and... - I'm ready to negotiate. 190 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:51,914 But I'll only talk to Rosa Diaz. 191 00:06:51,949 --> 00:06:53,951 - That's me, Dennis. - Oh, come on! 192 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:57,687 Okay, I think we're ready for a practice sandwich. 193 00:06:57,722 --> 00:06:59,622 - Sounds good, boss. - Please call me "chef." 194 00:06:59,657 --> 00:07:01,289 That's funny. 195 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,687 - Chef. - Thank you. 196 00:07:04,679 --> 00:07:07,697 Okay, see. The cut is a little slopey. 197 00:07:07,732 --> 00:07:09,632 I want you to cut it straight across. 198 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:11,567 No big deal. Again. 199 00:07:11,602 --> 00:07:12,617 Oh. 200 00:07:13,237 --> 00:07:14,404 Uhp, slopey. 201 00:07:14,439 --> 00:07:16,342 Don't over think it. Again. 202 00:07:17,809 --> 00:07:19,375 Now you're not thinking enough. 203 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:20,476 Again. 204 00:07:21,145 --> 00:07:22,773 Still slopey. Again. 205 00:07:23,047 --> 00:07:24,147 Again! 206 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,547 You know what? Why don't we try this: 207 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:26,783 Why don't you just take that knife, 208 00:07:26,818 --> 00:07:28,117 put it to my throat, and finish the job! 209 00:07:28,152 --> 00:07:29,686 - Huh? - Do I look like Jake to you? 210 00:07:29,721 --> 00:07:31,054 - What? - Do I look like Jake to you? 211 00:07:31,089 --> 00:07:32,855 - No, not at all. - Then why are you trying 212 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:34,857 - to screw me? - Oh, my God, Charles, 213 00:07:34,892 --> 00:07:37,093 - what is going on with you? - It's chef. 214 00:07:37,128 --> 00:07:38,861 You're not ready for this. Gina, you're up. 215 00:07:38,896 --> 00:07:40,229 Okay, but I'm not calling you chef, 216 00:07:40,264 --> 00:07:42,262 - and you're not yelling at me. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:07:44,102 --> 00:07:45,702 - There you go. - Ah, thank you. 218 00:07:45,737 --> 00:07:48,237 No slope! A nice, straight cut! 219 00:07:48,272 --> 00:07:49,772 Thank you. I felt good 'cause the knife... 220 00:07:49,807 --> 00:07:51,374 But you smushed the bread! 221 00:07:51,409 --> 00:07:52,920 It's too smushy! 222 00:07:53,944 --> 00:07:54,959 Again. 223 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,023 Now come on in. We gotta talk business. 224 00:08:07,058 --> 00:08:09,712 It's so good to see you. Bring it in. 225 00:08:10,795 --> 00:08:12,094 Doug Judy, you're under arrest. 226 00:08:12,130 --> 00:08:13,763 - Wait, Rosa, stop. - What's going on? 227 00:08:13,799 --> 00:08:15,790 All right, look, this is not really a hostage situation. 228 00:08:15,826 --> 00:08:17,459 I mean, Pam and the two Bobs are definitely being held 229 00:08:17,495 --> 00:08:19,062 against their will, but not for much longer. 230 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:20,701 Jake is helping me take down Halloway. 231 00:08:20,737 --> 00:08:22,712 - We can't do it without you. - Seriously, man? 232 00:08:22,748 --> 00:08:24,840 This is like that story my dad told me as a little kid. 233 00:08:24,876 --> 00:08:26,209 You're the frog and he's a scorpion. 234 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:27,744 You're gonna help him across the river. 235 00:08:27,779 --> 00:08:29,484 And in the end, he'll sting you, 236 00:08:29,573 --> 00:08:32,140 - and then you'll both drown. - Wow, that's dark. 237 00:08:32,176 --> 00:08:33,643 My parents didn't read to me at all. 238 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,121 I just watched cartoons till I fell asleep. 239 00:08:35,157 --> 00:08:36,357 Do you think that our childhoods shape 240 00:08:36,393 --> 00:08:37,787 - the adults we become? - They do. 241 00:08:37,822 --> 00:08:39,222 And cartoons shaped you into a naive little frog. 242 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,957 Okay, first, little frogs are adorable, 243 00:08:40,992 --> 00:08:42,759 and second, he's not that kind of scorpion anymore. 244 00:08:42,794 --> 00:08:44,127 I'm a changed bug. 245 00:08:44,162 --> 00:08:45,394 Actually, scorpions are arthropods. 246 00:08:45,429 --> 00:08:46,829 Amy made me watch a documentary. 247 00:08:46,864 --> 00:08:48,969 Look, I know he used to be a criminal and he's fooled me in the past, 248 00:08:49,005 --> 00:08:50,933 and he is currently engaged in criminal activity. 249 00:08:50,968 --> 00:08:52,502 Innocent until proved guilty. 250 00:08:52,537 --> 00:08:54,537 - But I am doing it. - Rosa, his mother is in danger 251 00:08:54,572 --> 00:08:56,272 and we have to help her. 252 00:08:56,307 --> 00:08:58,074 Plus, he agreed to turn himself in when this is all over. 253 00:08:58,109 --> 00:08:59,947 - Right, Judy? - I promise. 254 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:02,189 All right. 255 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:04,327 What do you need from me? 256 00:09:04,363 --> 00:09:05,663 We have an airtight plan. 257 00:09:05,699 --> 00:09:07,483 All we demand is pizza. 258 00:09:07,518 --> 00:09:10,253 Hitchcock, there's a woman here interviewing detectives 259 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,221 a part of the Commissioner selection process. 260 00:09:12,256 --> 00:09:13,890 All right, I'll go hide in the janitor's closet 261 00:09:13,925 --> 00:09:15,716 until this is all over. Thanks for the heads up. 262 00:09:15,752 --> 00:09:17,860 No, it's too late for that. She wants to talk to you. 263 00:09:17,895 --> 00:09:19,896 What? No! How could you let this happen? 264 00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:21,998 - I'm nuts! - Hey, calm down, man. 265 00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:23,633 We just took her on a tour of the precinct 266 00:09:23,668 --> 00:09:26,302 and how she's at lunch. That means we have one hour 267 00:09:26,337 --> 00:09:28,838 to teach you how to behave like a human. 268 00:09:28,873 --> 00:09:30,882 Oh, I see. 269 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,576 - You're gonna "My Bare Lady" me. - "My Bare Lady"? 270 00:09:33,611 --> 00:09:36,791 I'm assuming it's a "My Fair Lady" porn parody. 271 00:09:37,281 --> 00:09:39,982 Oh, my. We've got our work cutout for us. 272 00:09:40,017 --> 00:09:41,784 Here's our list of words to avoid: 273 00:09:41,819 --> 00:09:44,053 Chick, foxy, Jew, throb. 274 00:09:44,088 --> 00:09:45,688 Is grundle on the table? 275 00:09:45,723 --> 00:09:47,956 No, it's not on the table. 276 00:09:47,992 --> 00:09:49,358 Practice introducing yourself. 277 00:09:49,393 --> 00:09:51,894 Hello, I'm Detective Michael Hitchcock. 278 00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:53,396 Nice job. 279 00:09:53,431 --> 00:09:55,565 - But why are your hands so wet? - Trick question. 280 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,034 The answers disgusting, so I shouldn't tell her. 281 00:09:58,069 --> 00:09:59,969 Just don't have wet hands, man. 282 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,349 Hitchcock, come out. 283 00:10:02,385 --> 00:10:04,318 It's time. 284 00:10:06,577 --> 00:10:08,878 You look incredible. 285 00:10:08,914 --> 00:10:09,973 You bet I do. 286 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,817 These pants really flatter my dong. 287 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:14,574 What? Dong wasn't on the list. 288 00:10:15,186 --> 00:10:16,419 I cannot believe I didn't know 289 00:10:16,454 --> 00:10:17,753 you and Amy were getting married. 290 00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:19,255 Yeah, well, you're not exactly 291 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:21,123 - an easy person to find. - Right, right, right. 292 00:10:21,158 --> 00:10:22,457 I am elusive as hell. 293 00:10:22,493 --> 00:10:25,379 So, is there a La Creuset pot 294 00:10:25,415 --> 00:10:27,363 - on your registry, by chance? - Of course. 295 00:10:27,398 --> 00:10:29,065 You can cook and serve in them. 296 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,067 And it looks amazing on your shelf. 297 00:10:31,102 --> 00:10:32,802 What's your color of preference? 298 00:10:32,837 --> 00:10:34,237 French grey or mineral blue? 299 00:10:34,272 --> 00:10:36,105 Oh, you really do know your Le Creuset. 300 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:37,373 French grey. 301 00:10:37,408 --> 00:10:39,208 Mineral Blue makes me want to barf. 302 00:10:39,243 --> 00:10:42,245 Consider it gifted. Also, it would me my honor, 303 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,846 - to sing at your wedding. - Yeah, I don't think 304 00:10:43,881 --> 00:10:45,815 - that's gonna be possible. - Oh, I get it. 305 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,116 You're afraid when I open my mouth. 306 00:10:47,151 --> 00:10:48,985 Everyone's gonna start smushing on sight. 307 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:50,987 No, I more meant that your probably still gonna be in jail. 308 00:10:51,023 --> 00:10:53,315 Damn, that's right. I almost forgot. Tell you what. 309 00:10:53,351 --> 00:10:54,657 I'll record you some songs. 310 00:10:54,692 --> 00:10:56,959 "Kiss From a Rose" really exploits my range. 311 00:10:56,994 --> 00:10:58,674 We have your food. 312 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,664 Why are we sending him in? One of my men should do it. 313 00:11:01,699 --> 00:11:04,000 It would take two of your people three trips each 314 00:11:04,035 --> 00:11:05,635 to hold this much food. My guy's a pro. 315 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:08,401 I've been carrying takeout since before you were born, son. 316 00:11:08,437 --> 00:11:10,500 Fine, but I wanna know what's going on in there. 317 00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:12,566 We're putting a camera on him. 318 00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:17,013 You're on camera. No audio. 319 00:11:17,048 --> 00:11:18,447 Thought so. That's why I'm tied up. 320 00:11:18,482 --> 00:11:20,182 Scully, where the pepper flakes? 321 00:11:20,217 --> 00:11:22,118 Will you calm down? The food's a diversion. 322 00:11:22,153 --> 00:11:23,419 Although, Scully, it is crazy 323 00:11:23,454 --> 00:11:24,887 that you forgot the pepper flakes. 324 00:11:24,922 --> 00:11:26,088 Anyways, you know what to do now. 325 00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:28,104 What I do best. Turn my heart off. 326 00:11:32,463 --> 00:11:34,630 - What just happened? - Looks like Scully collapsed. 327 00:11:34,665 --> 00:11:35,998 What the hell? 328 00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:37,533 Your man just had a heart attack! 329 00:11:37,568 --> 00:11:38,583 Send an ambulance! 330 00:11:39,236 --> 00:11:40,868 We're coming out. 331 00:11:43,107 --> 00:11:44,240 Something doesn't feel right. 332 00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:45,875 Why is there a sheet over his head? 333 00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:47,443 Because that's not our guy. 334 00:11:47,478 --> 00:11:49,010 - Judy's trying to escape. - There's no way he could... 335 00:11:49,046 --> 00:11:50,446 All units move on the ambulance now! 336 00:11:50,481 --> 00:11:52,581 - All units... - Move, move, move! 337 00:11:52,616 --> 00:11:54,282 Nice try, Judy. 338 00:11:55,353 --> 00:11:56,752 - Hi, there. - Nice work, Dennis, 339 00:11:56,787 --> 00:11:59,055 you just caught a man having a medical emergency. 340 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,690 Why was there a sheet over his head? 341 00:12:00,725 --> 00:12:03,359 - Couldn't find his pulse. - Yeah, it's super weak. 342 00:12:03,394 --> 00:12:05,528 We got movement. Hostages are coming out. 343 00:12:05,563 --> 00:12:06,996 Hostages are coming out! 344 00:12:07,031 --> 00:12:08,164 What the hell is going on? 345 00:12:08,199 --> 00:12:09,966 Does anyone have eyes on Judy? 346 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:11,734 Where is Doug Judy? 347 00:12:11,769 --> 00:12:14,403 So glad Scully put the uniforms in with the pizza. 348 00:12:14,438 --> 00:12:16,072 I keep finding hidden pepperonis. 349 00:12:16,107 --> 00:12:18,374 Oh, man, all I got was a pocket full of lettuce. 350 00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:20,276 Jake, I got you. 351 00:12:20,311 --> 00:12:22,286 Ooh, a garlic knot. 352 00:12:22,603 --> 00:12:23,959 Okay, let's ride. 353 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,731 We'll be safe here. I know the owner. He'd never turn me in. 354 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:29,090 Yeah, I have the exact same relationship with the guy who runs 355 00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:31,158 the laser tag place I love. I mean, gun range. 356 00:12:31,193 --> 00:12:33,928 Peralta, who you out here stuntin' for, huh? 357 00:12:33,963 --> 00:12:36,897 I love laser-T. We gotta go sometime, man. 358 00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:38,332 I was hoping you'd say that. 359 00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,867 - I wasn't stunting. - A little bit. 360 00:12:39,902 --> 00:12:41,202 - A little stunting. - You stunted. 361 00:12:41,237 --> 00:12:42,936 A little bit. All right, let's text Halloway 362 00:12:42,972 --> 00:12:45,140 - and set up the drop. - Okay, yeah. 363 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:47,374 Got the diamonds. Let's meet. 364 00:12:47,409 --> 00:12:48,776 Done. 365 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,044 Okay, now we wait. 366 00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:51,743 Now we wait. 367 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,457 Kind of weird, sitting silently 368 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,826 in a private karaoke room, not singing. 369 00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:06,994 Yeah, but we're on a mission, 370 00:13:07,029 --> 00:13:08,362 so, you know, gotta stay focused. 371 00:13:08,397 --> 00:13:11,932 True, true, true, true, true, true. 372 00:13:24,348 --> 00:13:25,776 Uh-oh. 373 00:13:25,812 --> 00:13:27,545 - Halloway. - Yeah. 374 00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:29,214 The drop is set for 5:00 p.m. 375 00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:31,346 - Let's do this. - Totally. 376 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:34,388 Although... that is an hour and a half from now. 377 00:13:34,423 --> 00:13:36,357 And the drop point is actually pretty close to here. 378 00:13:36,392 --> 00:13:38,459 So... 379 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,788 Order up, chef. 380 00:13:45,056 --> 00:13:46,700 What is this? Why are you making 381 00:13:46,735 --> 00:13:48,702 - six sandwiches at once? - It's more efficient. 382 00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:50,371 Now we're ready for the next five customers. 383 00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:52,439 Who gives a hump about efficiency? 384 00:13:52,474 --> 00:13:54,108 The perfect meatball sandwich 385 00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:57,244 is sauced exactly 70 seconds before being served 386 00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:58,459 to maintain bread integrity. 387 00:13:58,495 --> 00:14:00,681 So sandwich number one will be fine, 388 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:03,215 but sandwich number six will be a soggy turd. 389 00:14:03,684 --> 00:14:06,678 Change in menu. We're serving soggy turds now! 390 00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:08,838 - Get 'em while they're wet. - Okay, I quit. 391 00:14:09,191 --> 00:14:10,624 Me too. You're insane. 392 00:14:10,659 --> 00:14:12,960 Fine, quit just like Jeff and Jason did. 393 00:14:12,995 --> 00:14:14,495 You told us they got sick. 394 00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:16,630 They got sick of hard work just like you two! 395 00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:18,566 Get out! You'll never cook in this town again! 396 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,634 - We're not chefs! - And you never will be. 397 00:14:22,304 --> 00:14:23,993 Is Hitchcock doing okay? 398 00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:26,373 I think so. Wait. 399 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,319 He's bringing his hand to his face. 400 00:14:28,355 --> 00:14:30,744 Don't pick your teeth. Don't pick your nose. 401 00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:33,747 Oh, dear, he's going to lick something off his fingers. 402 00:14:33,782 --> 00:14:36,462 Oh, no, he's stroking his chin. 403 00:14:36,498 --> 00:14:37,948 As if in thought. 404 00:14:38,189 --> 00:14:39,455 Not as if. 405 00:14:39,561 --> 00:14:41,028 He is in thought. 406 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:42,856 Oop, they're looking at us. Act natural. 407 00:14:42,891 --> 00:14:44,925 - Spreadsheet, spreadsheet. - Crime, crime. 408 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,827 - Precinct, precinct. - Yeah. 409 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,095 We swept the area. 410 00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:49,964 No sign of Doug Judy or Peralta. 411 00:14:49,999 --> 00:14:51,765 I can't believe that idiot thought 412 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,901 he could just waltz in here and do my job. 413 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,769 It's hard to be a negotiator! 414 00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:58,872 My first 50 jumpers, 49 died. 415 00:14:58,907 --> 00:15:00,373 You only talked down one person? 416 00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:03,163 No, he jumped too, but he landed on this woman who broke his fall. 417 00:15:03,199 --> 00:15:05,312 She died, but you can't count that against me. 418 00:15:05,347 --> 00:15:07,248 - I definitely can. - Yeah, well, save it. 419 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,316 Peralta's the one who got himself taken hostage. 420 00:15:09,351 --> 00:15:10,718 I don't think he was a hostage. 421 00:15:10,753 --> 00:15:12,853 He's pretty good friends with that Doug guy. 422 00:15:12,888 --> 00:15:13,882 What? 423 00:15:14,102 --> 00:15:16,403 Diaz, what the hell is going on? 424 00:15:16,525 --> 00:15:18,459 First, a jeweler will come out and inspect the diamonds. 425 00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:19,793 Then, when he gives the okay, 426 00:15:19,828 --> 00:15:20,894 Halloway will come and get them. 427 00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:22,230 And then I'll take him down. 428 00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:25,140 All right, that's the signal. Here we go. 429 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,137 What's up, dude? 430 00:15:34,376 --> 00:15:35,609 Anybody ever tell you, you look like 431 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,406 the most interesting man in the world? 432 00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,205 You get that a lot? 433 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:42,845 Jeez, I get it. We're not friends. 434 00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:44,881 I'll find another bocce ball partner. 435 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,556 What's up, Mr. Halloway. How you doing? 436 00:15:49,591 --> 00:15:51,558 Shut up. Give me the diamonds. 437 00:15:51,593 --> 00:15:53,560 Man, I guess the no-small-talk policy 438 00:15:53,595 --> 00:15:55,729 - starts at the top. - Come on, come on, come on. 439 00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:57,998 - Peralta! - No, no, no, not now. 440 00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,300 I tracked your phone, idiot. 441 00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:00,633 Judy wasn't lying. 442 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,135 That's Halloway. We gotta arrest him. 443 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,704 - Jake, he's running. - Come on, man. 444 00:16:03,739 --> 00:16:05,506 Only if I get the collar and 100% of the credit. 445 00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:06,973 Are you negotiating right now? 446 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,442 Always. 447 00:16:08,478 --> 00:16:10,176 Okay, that was actually a really cool thing to say. 448 00:16:10,212 --> 00:16:12,001 All right, let's do it. Judy, stay here. 449 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,162 Okay. 450 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,572 Stop! 451 00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:20,187 Sorry I ran out on you at the jewelry store. 452 00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:21,422 I just couldn't let this guys get away. 453 00:16:21,457 --> 00:16:22,790 Look, man, I'm fine with it. 454 00:16:22,825 --> 00:16:24,892 Arresting Halloway's gonna get me a promotion, 455 00:16:24,927 --> 00:16:27,194 and at the end of the day, that's what this is all about. 456 00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:29,963 Right, well, that and getting a major drug lord off the streets. 457 00:16:29,998 --> 00:16:32,333 Let me give you some advice. I don't care about that. 458 00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:33,801 You know, you should really look up the word advice. 459 00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:35,268 I think you might be surprised what you see. 460 00:16:35,371 --> 00:16:37,037 All right, let's bring in Doug Judy. 461 00:16:37,072 --> 00:16:38,472 Oh, no! 462 00:16:39,174 --> 00:16:40,541 Where is he? Doug? 463 00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,076 Don't worry. We'll get him. 464 00:16:42,111 --> 00:16:43,277 At least we have Halloway and the diamonds. 465 00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:44,545 - Doug! - Wait, why are you 466 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,513 - still calling for him? - Doug! 467 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,116 Oh, my God, he has the diamonds, doesn't he? 468 00:16:49,151 --> 00:16:52,252 Doug! 469 00:16:53,671 --> 00:16:55,437 I'm sure Judy didn't run off with the diamonds. 470 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:56,972 I bet he's looking for us right now. 471 00:16:57,007 --> 00:16:58,507 You know what, I bet he's worried that we're in trouble. 472 00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:00,008 I'll just call him and put his mind at ease. 473 00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:02,184 Dude, he's already gone. He's not picking up. 474 00:17:02,512 --> 00:17:04,212 - What's up, Peralta. - Ha! 475 00:17:04,247 --> 00:17:05,547 He did pick up. In your... 476 00:17:05,582 --> 00:17:07,482 - This is good-bye forever. - No! 477 00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:09,785 Ugh, I can't believe you deceived me. 478 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,420 I can't believe you used my love for your mother 479 00:17:11,455 --> 00:17:12,955 - against me. - I love that you love her. 480 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,690 Of course I do. She's a living saint. 481 00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:16,692 Amen. Look, I wasn't lying though. 482 00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:18,787 Halloway was gonna hurt her and you saved her life, 483 00:17:18,823 --> 00:17:20,562 but then I was all alone with the diamonds, 484 00:17:20,597 --> 00:17:22,464 next thing I know, I'm hot wiring a car and driving away. 485 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,700 Oh, but I thought you liked being a good citizen? 486 00:17:24,735 --> 00:17:26,435 You voted Ed Breakfast for school board. 487 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:28,670 And he immediately had a sex scandal. 488 00:17:28,705 --> 00:17:30,405 - It was very disillusioning. - For sure. 489 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,808 Our democracy is crumbling. But what about your job? 490 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,273 What about Dustin from "Stranger Things"? 491 00:17:34,309 --> 00:17:35,609 Famous kids are monsters. 492 00:17:35,645 --> 00:17:37,025 You do not wanna meet Young Sheldon. 493 00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:39,891 Really? Ah, that's disappointing. He was so good in "Big Little Lies." 494 00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:41,783 Wait, no, we are not talking about this right now! 495 00:17:41,818 --> 00:17:43,352 They could take my badge, Judy! 496 00:17:43,387 --> 00:17:45,574 I guess Rosa was right. I'm scorpion. 497 00:17:45,852 --> 00:17:47,352 Scorpion's gonna scorp. 498 00:17:47,591 --> 00:17:49,358 I'm sorry I can't be the man you want me to be. 499 00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:50,959 Damn it, stop being so romantic. 500 00:17:50,995 --> 00:17:53,396 Now turn around and come back to me, you fool? 501 00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:54,920 Hello? Hello? 502 00:17:54,956 --> 00:17:56,138 He's gone. 503 00:17:56,395 --> 00:17:57,841 He broke my heart. 504 00:17:58,835 --> 00:18:01,036 Now's the time where you tell me everything's gonna be okay. 505 00:18:01,071 --> 00:18:03,612 - Everything's gonna be okay. - You don't know that, Rosa! 506 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:06,708 Ah, Hitchcock, I just got off the phone with Anne Sumter. 507 00:18:06,743 --> 00:18:08,677 She said you really helped my candidacy. 508 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,146 - Oh, it's my pleasure, sir. - You were so professional. 509 00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:13,308 I know. I didn't even fart once. 510 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,905 You're right. I can hold it. 511 00:18:14,941 --> 00:18:16,885 You know, if you can change for an interview, 512 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,554 - you can change for good. - Nah, too much work. 513 00:18:19,589 --> 00:18:21,757 But that's not how "My Fair Lady" ends. 514 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:24,263 Eliza Doolittle doesn't go back to her old life. 515 00:18:24,299 --> 00:18:26,066 She falls in love with Henry Higgins. 516 00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:28,230 Well, "My Bare Lady," is a little different. 517 00:18:28,265 --> 00:18:30,365 It's not Eliza Doolittle and Henry Higgins. 518 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,035 It's Eliza DooEverybody and Leroy Pipe. 519 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,403 And in the end, they rub... 520 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:36,004 Nope. We don't need a recap. 521 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:38,124 - Thank you for your help today. - Anytime, Captain. 522 00:18:40,377 --> 00:18:41,943 Hey, guys. Uh, can we talk? 523 00:18:41,978 --> 00:18:43,712 Let me guess, you got overwhelmed 524 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,480 and had to use our six-sandwich technique. 525 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,516 No, my one at a time system worked perfectly. 526 00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:48,850 - Oh. - It's just, 527 00:18:48,885 --> 00:18:50,719 making Nana Boyle's meatball recipe 528 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,821 got me thinking a lot about her... 529 00:18:52,856 --> 00:18:55,057 And let me guess, you realized she'd be ashamed 530 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,526 - of how you acted? - No, Nana Boyle was a monster. 531 00:18:57,561 --> 00:18:59,261 She once yelled at me so loud, I fainted. 532 00:18:59,296 --> 00:19:00,478 She was a hateful witch. 533 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,997 - She died with no friends. - And let me guess, 534 00:19:02,032 --> 00:19:05,012 you realized you were acting just like her and you felt terrible. 535 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:06,568 - Yes. - You see, Amy? 536 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,403 You don't do "and let me guess" 537 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,805 until you're sure you're right. 538 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,706 Can you guys forgive me? Please? 539 00:19:11,741 --> 00:19:13,075 Of course, Charles. 540 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,776 But we will never work for you again. 541 00:19:14,811 --> 00:19:17,212 Yeah, that's a smart move. It's like Jekyll and Hyde. 542 00:19:17,247 --> 00:19:18,847 I can't control when Nana comes out. 543 00:19:18,882 --> 00:19:20,282 Just got off the phone with the brass. 544 00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:21,650 It doesn't look good. 545 00:19:21,685 --> 00:19:23,018 They're still trying to decide on a punishment 546 00:19:23,053 --> 00:19:24,453 - for your actions. - Well, did you tell them 547 00:19:24,488 --> 00:19:25,687 I feel so bad I have a tummy ache? 548 00:19:25,722 --> 00:19:27,089 I did. They were unaffected. 549 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,790 They said they could have justified your tactics 550 00:19:28,825 --> 00:19:30,826 if you'd come away with Halloway and the diamonds, 551 00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:32,794 but as things stand, there are no diamonds. 552 00:19:32,829 --> 00:19:34,429 Well, there are some diamonds. 553 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,064 You know, the tops of engagement rings, 554 00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:37,899 diamond mines, but, yes, I see what you're saying 555 00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:40,135 in regards to these diamonds and it ruining my career. 556 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,903 You're looking at a suspension, maybe worse. 557 00:19:41,938 --> 00:19:43,541 Unless you can track down Doug Judy 558 00:19:43,577 --> 00:19:45,874 - and recover those diamonds. - Can they wait 12 months? 559 00:19:45,909 --> 00:19:47,665 I usually run into him about once a year. 560 00:19:47,944 --> 00:19:50,705 Wait a minute. What have we here? 561 00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:53,605 I've got this coupon for a private room. 562 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,720 Yes. Right this way. 563 00:19:58,054 --> 00:20:00,077 We already have a song cued up for you. 564 00:20:01,191 --> 00:20:03,091 Judy. 565 00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:05,994 What's up, Peralta? Thank you so much for coming. 566 00:20:06,029 --> 00:20:09,631 Look, I thought about it and I did you dirty. 567 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,333 I never meant to cause you any trouble. 568 00:20:11,368 --> 00:20:12,734 Yeah, well, you caused me a lot. 569 00:20:12,769 --> 00:20:14,396 You're talking to a pre-recorded video, 570 00:20:14,432 --> 00:20:16,238 but it's cool. I know what you're saying. 571 00:20:16,273 --> 00:20:18,373 - I hear you in my heart. - What am I doing here? 572 00:20:18,408 --> 00:20:21,176 I feel the same way. You my best friend too. 573 00:20:21,211 --> 00:20:22,777 Look, I'm not coming back. 574 00:20:22,812 --> 00:20:24,412 I started a new life here in San Diego. 575 00:20:24,447 --> 00:20:25,947 Stupid telling me where you are. 576 00:20:25,982 --> 00:20:27,849 Come on, man, I ain't in no damn San Diego. 577 00:20:27,884 --> 00:20:29,751 Everybody knows that place sucks! 578 00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:31,078 Here's what I wanna say, though: 579 00:20:31,114 --> 00:20:33,155 I'm sorry I won't be at your wedding. 580 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:37,926 But I did record you a CD of original smush jams 581 00:20:37,961 --> 00:20:39,928 that will consummate the marriage. 582 00:20:39,963 --> 00:20:41,596 It's on the table next to you 583 00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,234 along with a little something else. 584 00:20:46,369 --> 00:20:48,203 A French grey Le Creuset pot. 585 00:20:48,238 --> 00:20:49,959 Now look inside it. 586 00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:52,474 The diamonds. 587 00:20:52,509 --> 00:20:54,843 Yes! I cannot believe you actually 588 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,312 - brought them back... - The diamonds! 589 00:20:57,347 --> 00:20:59,648 - Yeah, mistimed that one. - No, you're the best. 590 00:20:59,683 --> 00:21:01,783 Look, even though I am a scorpion, 591 00:21:01,818 --> 00:21:05,287 I will never drown your adorable little frog ass. 592 00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:06,755 So that's what I had to say. 593 00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:09,558 I'm sure I'll see you again at some point. 594 00:21:09,593 --> 00:21:11,059 Now that coupon you got there, 595 00:21:11,094 --> 00:21:13,214 that's for a full hour in a private room. 596 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,898 - so... - So... 597 00:21:22,451 --> 00:21:25,451 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com