1 00:00:19,554 --> 00:00:20,788 Oh, yeah. 2 00:00:25,773 --> 00:00:26,846 I'm Philip Davidson. 3 00:00:26,882 --> 00:00:28,925 Detective Jake Peralta asked me to drop by. 4 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,728 Mm, the dentist who murdered someone. 5 00:00:31,762 --> 00:00:33,895 Spoiler alert: they think you did it. 6 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:37,235 Can you show him to Interrogation Room C, please? 7 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:39,171 - Have fun in there. - Thank you. 8 00:00:43,837 --> 00:00:45,073 What are you smiling about? 9 00:00:45,109 --> 00:00:46,446 How uncomfortable this guy is. 10 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:49,240 Jacked up the thermostat, got the table all sticky, 11 00:00:49,275 --> 00:00:51,918 made one of the chair legs too short, and worst of all, 12 00:00:51,954 --> 00:00:53,235 I had Gina greet him. 13 00:00:53,271 --> 00:00:54,773 - What did you have her do? - Be herself. 14 00:00:54,809 --> 00:00:56,508 - Poor son of a bitch. - Yeah. 15 00:00:56,544 --> 00:00:57,742 Why are you wearing a tuxedo? 16 00:00:57,778 --> 00:00:59,446 Kevin and I are attending the opera. 17 00:00:59,482 --> 00:01:00,514 Ooh, the opera. 18 00:01:00,550 --> 00:01:01,850 Is it the one Bugs Bunny sings? 19 00:01:02,921 --> 00:01:04,142 - Yes. - Okay. 20 00:01:04,178 --> 00:01:06,349 - So, who's this? - This is Philip Davidson. 21 00:01:06,385 --> 00:01:07,717 - What do we have on him? - Clear motive, 22 00:01:07,753 --> 00:01:09,790 clear means, and a nonexistent alibi, 23 00:01:09,825 --> 00:01:11,491 but the DA won't bring a charge 24 00:01:11,526 --> 00:01:13,058 because he says it's all circumstantial. 25 00:01:13,093 --> 00:01:15,127 We want to bring this guy down, have to get him to confess 26 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:17,230 right here, right now. 27 00:01:17,265 --> 00:01:19,763 Mm. An interrogation with a ticking clock 28 00:01:19,798 --> 00:01:21,213 and everything on the line? 29 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:24,260 I better call Kevin and tell him I won't be attending the opera. 30 00:01:24,296 --> 00:01:26,235 There's someone else I'd rather hear sing. 31 00:01:26,288 --> 00:01:27,837 - Oh, damn! - Hello, Kevin. 32 00:01:27,872 --> 00:01:29,572 I won't be joining you at the opera tonight... 33 00:01:29,607 --> 00:01:31,344 Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were on the phone already. 34 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:33,181 - Oh, damn! - It's under my name, H-O-L... 35 00:01:49,056 --> 00:01:52,053 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 36 00:01:54,925 --> 00:01:56,759 You're right. He did it. 37 00:01:56,795 --> 00:01:58,628 But we have no murder weapon, no witnesses, 38 00:01:58,663 --> 00:02:01,498 and you really didn't find any usable forensic evidence? 39 00:02:01,534 --> 00:02:03,162 The body was discovered rotting in the Pine Barrens. 40 00:02:03,198 --> 00:02:05,566 It'd been rained on for weeks and chewed up by coyotes. 41 00:02:05,602 --> 00:02:07,002 The only other DNA other than the vic's 42 00:02:07,038 --> 00:02:09,004 was some bear semen found in the hair. 43 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,562 - Right. Who found the body? - Hikers. 44 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:12,698 You're really just gonna blow past the bear semen detail? 45 00:02:12,734 --> 00:02:14,602 I imagine a bear mistook the rotting corpse 46 00:02:14,637 --> 00:02:17,373 for a female of its species and had intercourse with it. 47 00:02:17,409 --> 00:02:18,706 - Nothing I haven't seen before. - It isn't? 48 00:02:18,742 --> 00:02:20,641 Let's get in here. Start working this guy. 49 00:02:20,677 --> 00:02:22,946 Oh. You're gonna come in with me. 50 00:02:22,982 --> 00:02:25,146 I just thought maybe you'd watch from out here, 51 00:02:25,182 --> 00:02:27,283 you know, pull me out when I'm getting too hot. 52 00:02:27,318 --> 00:02:28,716 Call me a loose cannon. 53 00:02:28,751 --> 00:02:30,150 You know, classic Captain stuff. 54 00:02:30,185 --> 00:02:31,585 Peralta, do you know 55 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,288 what I miss most about being a detective? 56 00:02:33,323 --> 00:02:35,221 A good interrogation. 57 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,023 Breaking suspects down. 58 00:02:37,058 --> 00:02:39,625 Talking quietly and then talking real loud. 59 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,663 Looking away and then looking right in their eyes. 60 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:46,996 Leaning. 61 00:02:47,031 --> 00:02:49,033 - That was amazing. - So, can I join you? 62 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:51,768 Well, a lot of these techniques do work better 63 00:02:51,803 --> 00:02:53,768 with two people: you know, good cop/bad cop, 64 00:02:53,803 --> 00:02:55,170 crazy cop/sane cop, 65 00:02:55,205 --> 00:02:57,171 fast-talking streetwise cop and Hong Kong cop, 66 00:02:57,206 --> 00:02:59,607 AKA the "Rush Hour." You know what? Let's do this. 67 00:02:59,642 --> 00:03:01,041 Let's break this son of a bitch! 68 00:03:03,346 --> 00:03:05,744 - Hello, Philip. - Detective. 69 00:03:05,779 --> 00:03:07,179 This is Captain Raymond Holt. 70 00:03:07,214 --> 00:03:09,147 He's a bit of a legend in interrogation circles. 71 00:03:09,182 --> 00:03:11,083 Hey, Cap, who's the scariest person you've ever gotten 72 00:03:11,118 --> 00:03:12,793 - a confession out of? - Connie Buttons. 73 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:15,018 Okay, thought it was gonna sound a little cooler, 74 00:03:15,054 --> 00:03:17,154 but no matter. So, shall we recap the night 75 00:03:17,189 --> 00:03:19,265 that Robert Tupper was murdered Friday the 22nd? 76 00:03:19,301 --> 00:03:21,504 I believe you were the last person to see him alive, correct? 77 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:24,467 No. I'd imagine whoever killed him saw him after I did. 78 00:03:24,503 --> 00:03:27,270 Ooh, nice dodge. You're quick, like a cat. 79 00:03:27,306 --> 00:03:29,607 - Like a dancer. - Like Great Tiger. 80 00:03:30,614 --> 00:03:31,914 From "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out." 81 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,455 He could teleport around the ring. 82 00:03:33,491 --> 00:03:34,622 Most people thought it was impossible to get past him. 83 00:03:34,658 --> 00:03:35,825 I beat him every time. 84 00:03:35,861 --> 00:03:37,161 You just punch him when he gets dizzy. 85 00:03:37,197 --> 00:03:39,203 Really? I mean, duh. 86 00:03:39,239 --> 00:03:40,639 - Everyone knows that. - Tell us about Friday. 87 00:03:40,675 --> 00:03:42,075 I had a late afternoon surgery. 88 00:03:42,111 --> 00:03:44,211 Simple gum graft. It wrapped around 6:00, 89 00:03:44,247 --> 00:03:45,479 and then Robert and I talked after. 90 00:03:45,515 --> 00:03:46,847 And who else was in the office? 91 00:03:46,883 --> 00:03:48,383 Our hygienist and anesthesiologist 92 00:03:48,419 --> 00:03:50,826 had gone home, and Grace, who usually locks up, 93 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:53,133 had left early because her grandson had a school play. 94 00:03:53,169 --> 00:03:54,588 So it was just you and Robert. 95 00:03:54,624 --> 00:03:56,055 - No witnesses? - That's lucky. 96 00:03:56,091 --> 00:03:58,656 It wasn't lucky because there was nothing to witness. 97 00:03:59,148 --> 00:04:01,053 Robert just wanted to talk about firing 98 00:04:01,088 --> 00:04:02,735 one of our office assistants, Cheryl. 99 00:04:02,771 --> 00:04:04,356 - And that's all you discussed? - Yeah. 100 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:05,563 - Nothing else? - Nah. 101 00:04:05,599 --> 00:04:06,991 Zero other subjects were mentioned? 102 00:04:07,027 --> 00:04:08,594 - None. - Not even how gross gum grafts are? 103 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:09,685 They're really not that gross. 104 00:04:09,721 --> 00:04:11,622 Liar! About the gum graft thing, 105 00:04:11,658 --> 00:04:12,691 and about the meeting. 106 00:04:12,727 --> 00:04:14,293 We just talked about Cheryl. 107 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,631 Right. And, of course, there's no way for me 108 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:18,033 to check if that's true, because 109 00:04:18,069 --> 00:04:20,240 because whoever took Robert's phone wiped all of his calendars. 110 00:04:21,405 --> 00:04:24,170 Except... it was all backed up on his home laptop. 111 00:04:24,205 --> 00:04:26,727 Would you like to hear what he said the meeting was about? 112 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,847 "7:00 p.m. Talked with Philip about..." 113 00:04:29,883 --> 00:04:31,152 Missing meds. 114 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,489 Ooh. Did I get that right? 115 00:04:33,525 --> 00:04:34,609 Uh, yeah. 116 00:04:34,656 --> 00:04:37,430 But "missing meds" hardly sounds like "firing Cheryl," 117 00:04:37,466 --> 00:04:38,543 so maybe you want to explain... 118 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:39,812 He thought Cheryl was stealing Diazepam. 119 00:04:39,848 --> 00:04:41,381 That's why he wanted to fire her. 120 00:04:41,417 --> 00:04:42,549 Any other questions? 121 00:04:42,585 --> 00:04:43,417 Uh... 122 00:04:44,944 --> 00:04:46,664 Boy, you really thought you had him with that one, huh? 123 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,667 - Well, I... - You got so excited for it. 124 00:04:48,703 --> 00:04:50,801 Let me guess, you, ah, practiced that notebook flip? 125 00:04:50,837 --> 00:04:52,569 - Well, yes, obviously. - I'd like to move on, 126 00:04:52,605 --> 00:04:55,439 unless you have any other big revelations in here. 127 00:04:55,474 --> 00:04:57,576 Let's see. "From Gomez: Dear Morticia, 128 00:04:57,612 --> 00:04:59,045 I feel so happy when I'm wit' ya." 129 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:01,480 I was just spit-balling wedding vows there. 130 00:05:01,516 --> 00:05:03,684 So you said you and Robert were partners, 131 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,985 but it was Robert's name on the business, correct? 132 00:05:06,021 --> 00:05:08,656 Yeah. He started the practice and then I joined after. 133 00:05:08,692 --> 00:05:10,940 Uh, Captain, something's come up in the case. 134 00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:12,241 Can I talk to you outside for a sec? 135 00:05:12,637 --> 00:05:15,020 What the hell are you doing in there? You totally undermined me. 136 00:05:15,056 --> 00:05:17,996 I know, and I apologize, but I'm executing a strategy. 137 00:05:18,032 --> 00:05:20,231 Oh, really, and what strategy might that be? 138 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:21,565 Make Jake feel like an idiot, 139 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,257 or make Jake feel self-conscious 140 00:05:23,293 --> 00:05:25,617 about his Addams Family-themed wedding vows rap? 141 00:05:25,653 --> 00:05:28,470 No, I want Philip to underestimate you and fear me. 142 00:05:28,505 --> 00:05:30,439 I'll badger him with my superior intellect, 143 00:05:30,474 --> 00:05:32,574 while simultaneously belittling you. 144 00:05:32,609 --> 00:05:34,507 Once Philip dismisses you as a threat, 145 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,743 I'll leave you alone with him, and he'll let his guard down. 146 00:05:36,778 --> 00:05:38,779 If I didn't know any better, I would say you're describing 147 00:05:38,814 --> 00:05:40,234 smart cop/dumb cop. 148 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:42,381 Look, I thought you had him on the calendar reveal. 149 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:43,716 But he was a step ahead. 150 00:05:43,751 --> 00:05:45,650 You got flustered, and I realized 151 00:05:45,685 --> 00:05:47,852 in the moment we could use this to our advantage. 152 00:05:47,887 --> 00:05:49,686 So what do you want me to do, ask stupid questions? 153 00:05:49,721 --> 00:05:51,721 Stupid questions, grammatical errors, 154 00:05:51,756 --> 00:05:53,856 lose your train of thought, just ask him to confess... 155 00:05:53,891 --> 00:05:56,492 ooh, relate everything back to those movies you've seen. 156 00:05:56,527 --> 00:05:58,526 Kinda seems like a shot at me about "Die Hard," but okay. 157 00:05:58,561 --> 00:06:00,661 This is not a comment on you, Peralta. 158 00:06:00,696 --> 00:06:01,997 I just want to bring this guy down. 159 00:06:02,032 --> 00:06:04,086 Yeah, that's all I want too. 160 00:06:04,599 --> 00:06:08,501 And to possibly say, "You can't handle the tooth." 161 00:06:08,983 --> 00:06:10,349 You know, if it comes up naturally. 162 00:06:10,385 --> 00:06:11,371 - It won't. - It might. 163 00:06:11,406 --> 00:06:13,625 I actually think... it can't. 164 00:06:14,036 --> 00:06:15,302 So what do you say? 165 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,721 Me want to. 166 00:06:19,478 --> 00:06:20,609 - Dumb cop. - I got that. 167 00:06:20,645 --> 00:06:21,744 - Yeah. - Well done. 168 00:06:21,779 --> 00:06:23,746 - Mm-hmm. - So, the night of the murder, 169 00:06:23,781 --> 00:06:25,413 you met with Robert in the surgical suite. 170 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:26,748 Why there? Why not your office? 171 00:06:26,783 --> 00:06:28,482 Uh, just preparing for the next day's surgeries. 172 00:06:28,517 --> 00:06:30,484 Don't you have an assistant who does that? 173 00:06:30,519 --> 00:06:33,453 I'm a meticulous person. I'm careful how I do things. 174 00:06:33,488 --> 00:06:34,916 So careful that you... 175 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:37,723 I'm sorry, I forgot what I was gonna say. 176 00:06:37,758 --> 00:06:38,993 Come back to me. 177 00:06:39,138 --> 00:06:40,792 Now, we did a sweep of the room 178 00:06:40,827 --> 00:06:42,027 where you and Robert fought. 179 00:06:42,062 --> 00:06:43,459 - Talked. - Right, talked. 180 00:06:43,763 --> 00:06:45,845 - The entire room had been scrubbed. - It had been cleaned. 181 00:06:45,881 --> 00:06:48,039 It had undergone industrial sterilization 182 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,767 to remove all traces of blood and DNA. 183 00:06:50,802 --> 00:06:52,067 It's a surgical suite. 184 00:06:52,102 --> 00:06:53,469 People bleed in there every day. 185 00:06:53,504 --> 00:06:54,903 We have to sanitize it by law. 186 00:06:54,938 --> 00:06:56,768 Ooh, I remembered what I was gonna ask. 187 00:06:57,735 --> 00:06:58,976 - Did you kill him? - No. 188 00:06:59,012 --> 00:07:00,907 Ah! If you had said yes, I woulda had you! 189 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:03,576 So, after you and Robert fought... 190 00:07:03,611 --> 00:07:04,643 - Talked. - You left the office, 191 00:07:04,678 --> 00:07:05,773 but you didn't take your car? 192 00:07:05,809 --> 00:07:07,276 I went to a bar, The Scotchman. 193 00:07:07,312 --> 00:07:09,212 I didn't want to drive drunk, so I took a cab. 194 00:07:09,248 --> 00:07:10,191 And you didn't have your phone? 195 00:07:10,227 --> 00:07:11,659 I left it charging in my office 196 00:07:11,695 --> 00:07:13,784 and I didn't realize till I was already out of the building. 197 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:16,086 Oh, man, if I go ten minutes without looking at my phone, 198 00:07:16,121 --> 00:07:18,087 my pumpkin crop dies on my little farm. 199 00:07:18,122 --> 00:07:19,656 This is not the time 200 00:07:19,691 --> 00:07:21,823 for stories about your digital squash, Peralta. 201 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,525 - Fine. - Talking about your phone. 202 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,393 Why does it matter that I forgot it? 203 00:07:27,062 --> 00:07:29,097 Ohhh, if I had it on me, 204 00:07:29,132 --> 00:07:31,136 you could've seen it pinging off the cell tower. 205 00:07:31,236 --> 00:07:32,733 Doesn't matter. Didn't have it on me. 206 00:07:32,768 --> 00:07:34,901 So you took a cab to this bar. 207 00:07:34,936 --> 00:07:36,902 Well, we talked to the employees of the Scotchman. 208 00:07:36,937 --> 00:07:39,355 - Nobody saw you there. - Nobody remembers seeing me. 209 00:07:39,391 --> 00:07:41,422 But let me ask you this... did you kill him? 210 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:42,926 Nah. You know, it's not surprising 211 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,362 nobody remembers seeing me. 212 00:07:44,398 --> 00:07:46,330 The bar was extremely crowded that night, 213 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:47,765 and I spent my whole time in the corner 214 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,443 talking to this woman, Dana. 215 00:07:49,479 --> 00:07:50,442 Oh, so you said. 216 00:07:50,478 --> 00:07:52,146 But when we ran all the credit card receipts, 217 00:07:52,581 --> 00:07:54,847 nobody named Dana bought any drinks that night. 218 00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:58,085 Trust me, Dana wasn't buying her own drinks. 219 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,953 - No? - No. 220 00:07:59,988 --> 00:08:01,220 Okay. 221 00:08:01,256 --> 00:08:02,847 - Hold on. - Hm? 222 00:08:02,962 --> 00:08:04,823 I need to deal with this. Let's take a five. 223 00:08:04,858 --> 00:08:07,791 Or... I could keep this interview going solo. 224 00:08:07,826 --> 00:08:10,027 Of course. I'm sure that'll be, um... 225 00:08:10,062 --> 00:08:11,248 pretty helpful. 226 00:08:12,098 --> 00:08:14,983 All right. Where should we start-a-rooski? 227 00:08:15,019 --> 00:08:16,613 Don't you think maybe we should just wait 228 00:08:16,649 --> 00:08:17,882 till your boss comes back? 229 00:08:17,918 --> 00:08:19,183 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 230 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:21,368 Because you're scared. 231 00:08:21,404 --> 00:08:22,704 You know I'm playing hardball, 232 00:08:22,739 --> 00:08:24,572 except for that the balls are questions. 233 00:08:24,607 --> 00:08:25,740 And here they come. 234 00:08:25,775 --> 00:08:27,440 What kind of car did Robert drive? 235 00:08:27,475 --> 00:08:28,708 Also, Dana from the bar, what color was her hair, 236 00:08:28,743 --> 00:08:31,059 and which night does the cleaning crew sterilize your office, 237 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:32,522 and have you ever been up to where the body was found, 238 00:08:32,558 --> 00:08:33,833 and when you left your phone at the office, 239 00:08:33,869 --> 00:08:35,402 was it plugged into your computer or an outlet, 240 00:08:35,453 --> 00:08:37,386 and did you kill him, and what did your cab driver look like? 241 00:08:37,422 --> 00:08:39,963 This seems like a huge waste of time. 242 00:08:39,999 --> 00:08:41,664 But, here you go. 243 00:08:41,853 --> 00:08:43,687 Robert drove a Saab, Dana's hair was blonde, 244 00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:45,488 they sterilize on Wednesdays and Saturdays, 245 00:08:45,523 --> 00:08:47,156 I haven't been to Vernon in 20 years, 246 00:08:47,191 --> 00:08:48,903 the phone was plugged into the wall, 247 00:08:48,939 --> 00:08:50,205 no, I didn't kill him, 248 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,785 and the cab driver had a beard and an earring... 249 00:08:51,821 --> 00:08:53,555 I sorry I didn't get his license number. 250 00:08:54,415 --> 00:08:55,465 Wow. 251 00:08:56,632 --> 00:08:57,997 - Very impressive. - Yeah. 252 00:08:58,032 --> 00:08:59,999 You didn't fall for my "did you kill him" gambit. 253 00:09:00,034 --> 00:09:00,799 No. 254 00:09:01,032 --> 00:09:02,561 Although it is interesting that you knew 255 00:09:02,597 --> 00:09:04,052 the body was found in Vernon, New York, 256 00:09:04,088 --> 00:09:06,294 when that information hasn't been released to the public. 257 00:09:09,892 --> 00:09:13,261 Well, hello, Dolly. 258 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:19,529 I can't believe you thought I was the dumb cop. 259 00:09:19,564 --> 00:09:21,065 I mean, I've watched "Planet Earth." 260 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:22,771 With the British narrator. 261 00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:24,767 I can tell you anything you want to know about 262 00:09:25,059 --> 00:09:26,969 "three-toed slow-ths" 263 00:09:27,004 --> 00:09:28,669 and I got you to say you knew where the body was found, 264 00:09:28,704 --> 00:09:30,271 which kinda seems like something 265 00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:31,405 only the murderer would've known. 266 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,007 Actually... Robert's wife told me. 267 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:37,208 I've been talking with her a lot, comforting her. 268 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,476 We asked her not to share that info, 269 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,178 and she promised us she didn't. 270 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:42,146 Well, she's been distraught. She might not remember. 271 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:44,548 Uh-huh. Flimsy. So what did you mean when you said 272 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:46,583 that you hadn't been to Vernon in 20 years? 273 00:09:46,618 --> 00:09:49,185 My uncle has a cabin there. I would visit him as a kid. 274 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:51,153 Wow. So your uncle owns a cabin 275 00:09:51,187 --> 00:09:52,988 in the town that the body was found. 276 00:09:53,023 --> 00:09:54,288 That is quite a coincidence. 277 00:09:54,323 --> 00:09:55,842 I haven't been there for 20 years. 278 00:09:55,878 --> 00:09:57,311 You can call my uncle if you want. 279 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,359 Oh, we are. So you might as well just confess now, 280 00:09:59,394 --> 00:10:01,621 or we can take our sweet time like... 281 00:10:01,822 --> 00:10:04,188 the mer-jestic slow-th. 282 00:10:04,944 --> 00:10:06,476 Either way, we've got you. 283 00:10:06,512 --> 00:10:08,734 - We don't have him. - But I just told him we did have him. 284 00:10:08,769 --> 00:10:10,501 Philip's uncle said he hasn't been to the cabin in months 285 00:10:10,536 --> 00:10:12,010 and he hasn't spoken to Philip in over a year. 286 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,335 Well, what about the neighbors? 287 00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:14,705 There's only one other house off that road 288 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,206 and we haven't been able to contact the owner. 289 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,350 Yeah, but Philip doesn't know that. He's rattled right now. 290 00:10:18,386 --> 00:10:20,422 We tell him the neighbor saw him that night, he'll crack for sure. 291 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:23,111 - So you want us to lie? - No, I want me to lie 292 00:10:23,145 --> 00:10:24,145 and for you to stand behind me 293 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:25,380 and say, like, three 294 00:10:25,415 --> 00:10:27,179 oh damn's when I really get cooking. 295 00:10:27,214 --> 00:10:28,514 All right, fine, two oh-damns. 296 00:10:28,549 --> 00:10:30,650 - One oh-damn? - There will be no oh-damns. 297 00:10:30,685 --> 00:10:32,618 But it will be so satisfying in your deep, powerful voice. 298 00:10:32,653 --> 00:10:34,319 - We're not lying. - It's legal. 299 00:10:34,354 --> 00:10:35,721 The Supreme Court said that we're allowed to lie 300 00:10:35,756 --> 00:10:36,833 in an interrogation. 301 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,488 I told a perp that I knew Steph Curry a couple days ago. 302 00:10:38,524 --> 00:10:39,813 It had nothing to do with the case, 303 00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:41,417 - but I could say it. - It's a tactical mistake. 304 00:10:41,492 --> 00:10:42,759 You're guessing what happened that night. 305 00:10:42,794 --> 00:10:44,394 But what if Philip never went to the cabin? 306 00:10:44,429 --> 00:10:46,562 He did. I can feel it here. 307 00:10:46,597 --> 00:10:48,262 - Your stomach? - No, my gut. 308 00:10:48,297 --> 00:10:49,731 Your gut, or intestines, is lower. 309 00:10:49,766 --> 00:10:51,365 You should point down here, closer to your pubis. 310 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,199 - I'm good. - Suppose you're wrong. 311 00:10:53,234 --> 00:10:54,735 Now Philip knows we have nothing. 312 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:56,736 There goes our credibility and our leverage. 313 00:10:56,771 --> 00:10:59,110 No, we need a different strategy, 314 00:10:59,146 --> 00:11:01,180 All right, fine. How about this... 315 00:11:01,442 --> 00:11:03,242 I convince him I'm unstable. 316 00:11:03,277 --> 00:11:04,543 I run in there screaming, 317 00:11:04,578 --> 00:11:06,344 I throw a chair through the two-sided mirror, 318 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:08,145 glass goes everywhere. He's like, 319 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:10,212 "If Mad Dog Peralta will do that, 320 00:11:10,247 --> 00:11:11,782 who knows what else he's capable of?" 321 00:11:11,817 --> 00:11:13,550 No offense, but you don't get angry well. 322 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,650 What? That's not true. Remember how angry I got 323 00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:17,218 about how fast Daenerys got from Dragonstone 324 00:11:17,253 --> 00:11:18,218 to north of the Wall? 325 00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:19,220 That was intense. 326 00:11:19,255 --> 00:11:21,254 You have a boyish face and a big goofy grin. 327 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,403 It's like being yelled at by a children's cereal mascot. 328 00:11:23,439 --> 00:11:26,435 Hey, some of those are scary. Count Chocula much? 329 00:11:26,471 --> 00:11:28,629 All right, fine, I see your point. What do you suggest? 330 00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:30,235 Let's get all up in his personal space. 331 00:11:30,271 --> 00:11:32,017 - Make him feel uncomfortable. - Okay, fine. 332 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,365 Let's get intimate. 333 00:11:35,701 --> 00:11:38,769 So, Philip, you're hanging out at the bar 334 00:11:38,804 --> 00:11:40,470 with "Dana." 335 00:11:40,505 --> 00:11:41,603 How late did you stay? 336 00:11:41,638 --> 00:11:43,142 I got in the cab around 3:30. 337 00:11:43,178 --> 00:11:44,511 Kinda hard to find a cab in that neighborhood. 338 00:11:44,547 --> 00:11:45,894 Why not a ride-sharing service? 339 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,161 Didn't have my phone, remember? 340 00:11:47,197 --> 00:11:48,542 - Did you talk to the driver? - No. 341 00:11:48,578 --> 00:11:49,644 What route did you take? 342 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,245 I don't know, I was watching Taxi TV. 343 00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:52,779 - What was on? - Fallon highlights. 344 00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:54,648 - What was he doing? - Slow-jamming the news. 345 00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:56,482 - Who was the guest? - Amy Adams. 346 00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:58,619 - Who's that? - Famous actress. 347 00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:01,419 - Why would you... - Wow. 348 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,354 You got some old silver fillings in there. 349 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,644 You probably want to drill those out, replace 'em with porcelain. 350 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,835 - Okay, but why... - And that is some serious plaque buildup. 351 00:12:08,871 --> 00:12:10,226 - Let's get back to... - No, no, no. 352 00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:11,631 Open wider. Let me see. 353 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,818 Good God, when is the last time you had a cleaning? 354 00:12:14,854 --> 00:12:15,854 Damn it! 355 00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:18,489 Not only did we not break him, but now I have to go to the dentist? 356 00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:20,534 We need a new strategy. 357 00:12:20,569 --> 00:12:22,402 And all this dental talk 358 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:23,836 has given me an idea. 359 00:12:24,463 --> 00:12:25,363 - Okay. 360 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:27,197 We have a few more questions for you, doctor. 361 00:12:27,374 --> 00:12:29,020 Doctor. Huh. 362 00:12:29,643 --> 00:12:31,808 It's funny when people call dentists "doctor." 363 00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:32,869 We are doctors. 364 00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:34,270 We do four years of medical school. 365 00:12:34,306 --> 00:12:35,439 Yeah, but it's called "dental school." 366 00:12:35,475 --> 00:12:36,907 But we learn about the entire body. 367 00:12:36,943 --> 00:12:38,844 But if you had cancer, you wouldn't call a dentist. 368 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,446 You know it's actually harder to get into dental school 369 00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:41,447 than medical school. 370 00:12:41,483 --> 00:12:43,317 Well, because there are fewer dental schools. 371 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:46,352 Because most people want to become actual doctors. 372 00:12:46,387 --> 00:12:48,820 That's ridiculous. It's not like we're college professors 373 00:12:48,856 --> 00:12:50,021 calling ourselves "doctors." 374 00:12:50,057 --> 00:12:51,725 - Not the same thing, my friend. - Well, sure it is. 375 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,459 When someone has a heart attack on a plane, 376 00:12:53,494 --> 00:12:55,593 do they yell out, "Yo, does anybody here have an Art History PhD?" 377 00:12:55,628 --> 00:12:58,228 A PhD is a doctorate. 378 00:12:58,263 --> 00:13:00,463 It's literally describing a doctor. 379 00:13:00,498 --> 00:13:01,831 - Maybe let's refocus. - No! 380 00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:03,333 The problem here is that medical practitioners 381 00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:05,501 have co-opted the word "doctor." 382 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,702 - Okay, Captain... - I know we live in a world 383 00:13:06,737 --> 00:13:08,771 where anything can mean anything, 384 00:13:08,806 --> 00:13:11,182 and nobody even cares about etymolo... 385 00:13:12,475 --> 00:13:14,842 Apparently that's a trigger for me. 386 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,458 Yeah, apparently. 387 00:13:17,032 --> 00:13:19,234 So... now can we lie? 388 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:21,445 No, no. But you know what often works? 389 00:13:21,481 --> 00:13:23,413 Making him confront his victim. 390 00:13:25,214 --> 00:13:26,980 Look your dead friend in the eyes 391 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,680 and say his name. 392 00:13:28,716 --> 00:13:29,890 Robert. 393 00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:32,713 Okay, maybe say his full name. 394 00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:34,714 - Robert Tupper. - His middle name's Henry. 395 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:35,900 Robert Henry Tupper. 396 00:13:35,936 --> 00:13:37,437 His wife called him Rob. Work that in. 397 00:13:37,473 --> 00:13:39,004 - Rob Tupper. - Work it into the full name. 398 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,206 Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper. 399 00:13:40,242 --> 00:13:41,661 Now say it with a frown on your face. 400 00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:42,880 Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper. 401 00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,947 Now try not to blink, so tears come to your eyes. 402 00:13:44,983 --> 00:13:46,116 Robert "Rob" Henry Tupper. 403 00:13:46,152 --> 00:13:47,385 Man, this guy is a good murderer! 404 00:13:47,421 --> 00:13:49,236 There's got to be some way to break him. 405 00:13:49,272 --> 00:13:51,376 Wait a minute. I just had an idea. 406 00:13:51,412 --> 00:13:52,511 Two, three, four. 407 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:01,194 Yeah, I really got to stop trying that. It never works. 408 00:14:04,914 --> 00:14:06,621 Tell us more about your relationship with Robert. 409 00:14:06,657 --> 00:14:08,148 We've been over this a thousand times. 410 00:14:08,184 --> 00:14:09,291 We got along well. 411 00:14:09,327 --> 00:14:11,160 So you never fought, at all. About anything. 412 00:14:11,196 --> 00:14:13,526 I mean, we worked together. We disagreed sometimes. 413 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,070 But we had a good partnership. 414 00:14:15,106 --> 00:14:17,055 He never, for instance, skipped a party 415 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,957 so he could micromanage me as I tried to do my job. 416 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,258 That's what's happening here, right? 417 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,992 That's why you're wearing the tuxedo? 418 00:14:23,027 --> 00:14:24,595 I skipped the opera, not a party; it's no big deal. 419 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,061 Yeah, it's the Bugs Bunny one. 420 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:27,597 And I'm not here to micromanage anyone. 421 00:14:27,632 --> 00:14:29,599 I'm here because I enjoy interrogating scum. 422 00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:31,031 - Scum like you. - That was implied. 423 00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:32,192 I just thought we had a good rhythm going. 424 00:14:32,228 --> 00:14:33,195 - We do. - I know. 425 00:14:33,231 --> 00:14:34,234 - Okay. - Okay. 426 00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:35,805 You don't think the fact that he skipped the opera 427 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,819 has anything to do with him not believing in you? 428 00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:39,507 He believes in me. 429 00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:42,040 Okay. Why did he make you dumb cop? 430 00:14:42,075 --> 00:14:43,510 He didn't make me dumb cop, 431 00:14:43,545 --> 00:14:44,910 not that it's any of your business. 432 00:14:44,945 --> 00:14:47,011 We agreed on it as a strategy. 433 00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:49,647 Right, but why wasn't he dumb cop? 434 00:14:49,682 --> 00:14:51,213 Please. You never would have bought that. 435 00:14:51,248 --> 00:14:52,915 - What? - It's just that, um, 436 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:55,950 between the two of us, you are more believable as a... 437 00:14:55,985 --> 00:14:57,285 - Dumb cop? - Yes, dumb. 438 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,854 Uh, the-the dumber of two smart options. 439 00:14:59,888 --> 00:15:01,018 Wow. Rough. 440 00:15:01,054 --> 00:15:03,022 All right, that's enough. You're not interrogating us. 441 00:15:03,058 --> 00:15:04,691 - We're interrogating you. - Exactly. 442 00:15:04,726 --> 00:15:05,958 Tell us about that Diazepam. 443 00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:07,226 If Cheryl didn't take it, then who did? 444 00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:08,960 Because we're pretty sure it was you. 445 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,030 Honestly, it could have been any one of our employees. 446 00:15:11,065 --> 00:15:12,998 They all have access to the storage room. 447 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:15,099 You know, it's silly, but, uh... 448 00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:17,234 I trust the people who work for me. 449 00:15:17,269 --> 00:15:18,868 I'm telling you, Captain Holt is only in here 450 00:15:18,903 --> 00:15:20,002 because I want him here. 451 00:15:20,037 --> 00:15:21,771 Really? So you're in charge? 452 00:15:21,806 --> 00:15:24,839 And all those strategies you've been coming after me with, 453 00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:25,973 those were all your ideas? 454 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,942 Right. The guitar thing was mine. 455 00:15:27,977 --> 00:15:29,744 And you signed off on that? 456 00:15:29,779 --> 00:15:30,944 - Well... - Seriously? 457 00:15:30,979 --> 00:15:33,046 - Ooh, this is sad. - Shut up. 458 00:15:33,081 --> 00:15:34,847 - I just feel bad for you. - I said shut up. 459 00:15:34,882 --> 00:15:37,249 Your boss thinks you're an idiot; that can't feel good. 460 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,917 All right, listen, you son of a bitch, 461 00:15:38,952 --> 00:15:40,084 you think you're smarter than us? 462 00:15:40,119 --> 00:15:41,287 You think you've gotten away with it? 463 00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:43,054 You haven't. We're gonna find something. 464 00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:44,954 One skin cell, one eyelash, 465 00:15:44,989 --> 00:15:46,822 one tiny inconsistency in your story, 466 00:15:46,857 --> 00:15:48,958 and you're gonna spend the rest of your life in prison. 467 00:15:48,993 --> 00:15:50,927 Everyone who loves you will leave, 468 00:15:50,962 --> 00:15:52,094 and you will die alone! 469 00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:54,128 And at that time, it will be your head 470 00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:55,682 that a bear has sex with! 471 00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,335 I'm pretty sure you're going for angry, 472 00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:04,036 but in my mind, it just seems like 473 00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:06,706 when a Muppet gets upset and starts going like... 474 00:16:06,741 --> 00:16:08,239 Oh, you want angry? 475 00:16:08,274 --> 00:16:09,942 I'll show you angry! 476 00:16:12,979 --> 00:16:14,178 Do you feel like I lost the upper hand? 477 00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:15,712 Because I still think it's about 50/50. 478 00:16:15,747 --> 00:16:17,146 I told you getting angry wouldn't work. 479 00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,847 Well, your brilliant ideas haven't gotten us anywhere either. 480 00:16:19,882 --> 00:16:21,149 I'm telling you, the only thing that's gonna work 481 00:16:21,184 --> 00:16:22,584 is lying about the cabin. 482 00:16:22,619 --> 00:16:24,184 That would be a huge mistake. 483 00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:26,119 - It'll work. - No, it will backfire 484 00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:27,689 and jeopardize the entire case. 485 00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:29,322 Oh, so Philip is right, you don't trust me at all. 486 00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:31,857 Stop it! You know you're one of my best detectives. 487 00:16:31,892 --> 00:16:33,125 So let me do this my way. 488 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,570 I did. I let you do it your way, 489 00:16:35,606 --> 00:16:36,938 and it was a disaster. 490 00:16:36,974 --> 00:16:38,362 I had to jump in with the dumb cop gambit 491 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,897 to rescue the interrogation. 492 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:40,793 I'm sorry. 493 00:16:40,829 --> 00:16:41,896 I know you're frustrated, Peralta. 494 00:16:41,932 --> 00:16:43,606 But the fact is, we don't have enough. 495 00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:44,867 We may not get a confession. 496 00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:45,901 It happens. 497 00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:49,408 You're right. 498 00:16:49,683 --> 00:16:50,893 I'm sorry. 499 00:16:51,736 --> 00:16:53,786 This guy has just really gotten under my skin. 500 00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:55,689 - Mine too. - I'm gonna go to the bathroom 501 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:56,954 and try and clear my head. 502 00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:58,494 - I think that's a good idea. - Good. 503 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,982 Oh, no, Peralta, what are you doing? 504 00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:05,651 Guess what, you dick? 505 00:17:05,686 --> 00:17:07,620 I just got off the phone with Vernon PD. 506 00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,153 Oh, no, no, no. 507 00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:10,221 Your uncle's neighbors saw you go into the cabin 508 00:17:10,256 --> 00:17:11,408 the night of the murder. 509 00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:14,090 They ID'd your photo. I've got you dead to rights. 510 00:17:14,126 --> 00:17:15,691 Interesting. 511 00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:18,159 But, uh, my uncle only has one neighbor, 512 00:17:18,194 --> 00:17:20,161 and I'm pretty sure he didn't identify me. 513 00:17:20,196 --> 00:17:22,196 Oh, really? Because you were so careful? 514 00:17:22,231 --> 00:17:24,414 Because he's been dead three years. 515 00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:27,328 Well. 516 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,801 I'm friends with Steph Curry. 517 00:17:30,836 --> 00:17:31,905 So... 518 00:17:36,407 --> 00:17:38,073 So, this is how it looks to me. 519 00:17:38,108 --> 00:17:40,024 You were lying in an attempt to frame my client. 520 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,832 No, no, no, no. Look Even if we were lying 521 00:17:41,868 --> 00:17:43,301 - about having a witness... - Which you are. 522 00:17:43,337 --> 00:17:45,299 - The neighbor's dead. - No, it could've been a squatter 523 00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:48,095 or a hunter or a squatting hunter, not all hunters have homes... 524 00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:50,143 Peralta's point is, legally, he can say whatever the hell he wants 525 00:17:50,179 --> 00:17:51,673 - in an interrogation. - True. 526 00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:54,031 But that doesn't play so well with juries. 527 00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:56,301 You screwed up, and my client's leaving. 528 00:17:56,337 --> 00:17:58,568 No! He can't leave until I dismiss him. 529 00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:00,237 You've had him for ten hours 530 00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:01,945 and 45 minutes. 531 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,781 15 more and we file a harassment claim. 532 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:06,085 Great! Then I'll just keep him for 14 minutes. 533 00:18:06,121 --> 00:18:08,333 Seriously? Just to be childish? 534 00:18:08,369 --> 00:18:09,502 Yuh doy! 535 00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:11,371 I told you not to lie! 536 00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:12,747 What were you thinking? 537 00:18:12,783 --> 00:18:14,150 I thought it would work. 538 00:18:14,186 --> 00:18:15,918 And I wanted to be the one that got him. 539 00:18:15,954 --> 00:18:17,155 Is this about your ego? 540 00:18:17,539 --> 00:18:19,535 Are you that desperate for everyone to know how great you are? 541 00:18:19,571 --> 00:18:20,864 It's not about everyone. 542 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,209 Okay? It's just... 543 00:18:23,176 --> 00:18:24,586 I wanted you to know. 544 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,532 Oh, my God. 545 00:18:33,409 --> 00:18:34,517 I got it! 546 00:18:36,053 --> 00:18:37,621 He's not answering any questions. 547 00:18:37,656 --> 00:18:39,021 That's okay. I have no questions. 548 00:18:39,057 --> 00:18:41,020 That's right. I'm about to monologue, son. 549 00:18:41,056 --> 00:18:42,969 You better make it quick. You only got eight minutes. 550 00:18:43,005 --> 00:18:44,556 All right, then let me paint you a picture... 551 00:18:44,592 --> 00:18:46,226 of Philip, a successful periodontist 552 00:18:46,262 --> 00:18:47,695 that's become addicted to Diazepam, 553 00:18:47,731 --> 00:18:49,445 a sedative I take because I'm junkie scum. 554 00:18:49,481 --> 00:18:51,115 Also, for real, addiction is a disease. 555 00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:52,806 I would be super empathetic if you hadn't murdered a man. 556 00:18:52,842 --> 00:18:54,312 - What is the point of this? - I'll get there. 557 00:18:54,348 --> 00:18:56,842 So, one day I'm working late when my boss Robert surprises me. 558 00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:58,215 He found out I was stealing meds... 559 00:18:58,251 --> 00:18:59,996 again, junkie scum... also again, not your fault. 560 00:19:00,032 --> 00:19:01,571 There's a major genetic component to addiction. 561 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,106 He says he's gonna file a police report. 562 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,441 I could lose my license. 563 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,208 We fight, and something in me just snaps, 564 00:19:06,244 --> 00:19:08,645 so I grab the first thing I can find, and I hit him with it. 565 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,013 You still have no murder weapon. 566 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,356 I do now. Here's a pic I found on Yelp 567 00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:13,889 of the surgical suite six months ago, 568 00:19:13,925 --> 00:19:15,925 and here is a shot that our crime scene photographer 569 00:19:15,961 --> 00:19:17,760 took of the same room two weeks after the murder. 570 00:19:17,796 --> 00:19:19,329 - Notice any differences? - We're not answering that. 571 00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:20,960 That's all right, I can just tell you myself. 572 00:19:20,996 --> 00:19:23,142 The Yelp shot has six of these heavy-looking glass awards 573 00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:25,179 from the Brooklyn Periodontics Society 574 00:19:25,215 --> 00:19:27,849 in the background, whereas this shot only has five. 575 00:19:27,885 --> 00:19:29,083 What happened to number six? 576 00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:30,929 - Murdered Robert with it! - I didn't. 577 00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:32,899 You lost all control and you bludgeoned him to death. 578 00:19:32,935 --> 00:19:35,369 There must have been blood everywhere, but you got lucky. 579 00:19:35,405 --> 00:19:37,563 You were in the surgical suite; it can be sterilized. 580 00:19:37,598 --> 00:19:39,656 You never would have gotten away with it in your carpeted office. 581 00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:41,420 - That's not what happened. - Don't say anything more, Philip. 582 00:19:41,456 --> 00:19:43,805 And your office manager would have heard all of the screaming 583 00:19:43,841 --> 00:19:45,496 but she was at her grandson's play. 584 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:46,801 - Lucky again. - You're wrong. 585 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,335 You put Robert's body into a wheelchair 586 00:19:48,371 --> 00:19:49,586 and shoved it in the elevator. 587 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,154 It's a miracle there wasn't blood everywhere. 588 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,251 - That's not true. - Now you're in the garage with a corpse. 589 00:19:53,287 --> 00:19:55,398 You panicked and left your phone in your office, 590 00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:56,512 and you don't have your car keys, 591 00:19:56,548 --> 00:19:59,135 but Robert's are in his pocket so you put him in his car 592 00:19:59,171 --> 00:20:00,366 - and you take off. - No. 593 00:20:00,402 --> 00:20:01,620 - You can't believe what you've done. - No. 594 00:20:01,656 --> 00:20:02,724 - Philip. - You're flustered. 595 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,323 You have no GPS, so you just start driving. 596 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:05,452 - No! - Philip! 597 00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:06,586 Next thing you know, you're in the Pine Barrens, 598 00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:07,953 and it hits you: your uncle's cabin. 599 00:20:07,988 --> 00:20:08,988 He has a place there. 600 00:20:09,023 --> 00:20:10,171 You're the luckiest son of a bitch... 601 00:20:10,207 --> 00:20:11,111 - It wasn't luck! - Yes, it was. 602 00:20:11,147 --> 00:20:12,480 - You got lucky at every turn! - No. 603 00:20:12,651 --> 00:20:14,236 I knew exactly where I was driving, 604 00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:16,238 I left my phone in the office on purpose, 605 00:20:16,274 --> 00:20:17,774 I was in the surgical suite by design, 606 00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:19,275 and I didn't use some glass award 607 00:20:19,311 --> 00:20:21,279 that any idiot would clearly see was missing. 608 00:20:21,315 --> 00:20:23,447 I made a rod out of a special dental polymer, 609 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,417 killed him with it, then melted it back down. 610 00:20:25,453 --> 00:20:28,042 It's already in a patient's mouth... son! 611 00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:34,255 Oh, damn. 612 00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:35,692 Oh, damn. 613 00:20:35,728 --> 00:20:37,661 Oh, damn! 614 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:39,930 And that is three oh-damns. 615 00:20:40,313 --> 00:20:41,457 Oh, damn! 616 00:20:43,856 --> 00:20:46,583 Ohhh. Fresh air. 617 00:20:47,411 --> 00:20:48,997 Wow, I don't say that a lot. 618 00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:51,766 There's one thing I still don't understand. 619 00:20:52,255 --> 00:20:54,826 Did you know you had the wrong murder weapon? 620 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,825 Ah, excellent question, sir. 621 00:20:56,861 --> 00:20:58,926 Yes. I spotted the missing dental award 622 00:20:58,962 --> 00:21:00,061 when I first took the case. 623 00:21:00,097 --> 00:21:01,098 I asked around weeks ago. 624 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,164 Turns out a cleaning lady knocked it over and shattered it. 625 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,460 Then why did you run in there like that? 626 00:21:04,495 --> 00:21:05,794 Because in talking to you, 627 00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:07,985 I realized what Philip's worst fear actually was: 628 00:21:08,021 --> 00:21:10,272 that we would think he was just some dummy that got lucky. 629 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:11,414 Right. 630 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,356 He had planned the perfect crime. 631 00:21:13,392 --> 00:21:15,726 And it killed him when you said he was sloppy and impulsive. 632 00:21:15,762 --> 00:21:17,394 He needed us to know how smart he was. 633 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:19,964 Right. Like someone else I know. 634 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:21,274 Yup. 635 00:21:21,555 --> 00:21:22,822 Kevin. 636 00:21:28,781 --> 00:21:29,925 I'm proud of you, Peralta. 637 00:21:30,742 --> 00:21:31,913 Thank you, sir. 638 00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:34,716 Now let's go get some sleep. 639 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,052 Hey, guys. 640 00:21:37,568 --> 00:21:39,485 My goodness. We're almost late for work. 641 00:21:39,521 --> 00:21:41,388 Oh. Well, in that case, 642 00:21:41,584 --> 00:21:42,817 good morning, sir. 643 00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:43,920 Good morning, Peralta. 644 00:21:47,411 --> 00:21:49,011 God, I love this job. 645 00:21:52,127 --> 00:21:55,124 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com