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Santiago, your test results

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from the sergeant's exam have arrived.

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Ooh, everybody make room.

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Amy needs adequate space
to do her signature dork dance.

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I don't know if there's
going to be a dork dance.

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I mean, look how small that envelope is.

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That's not a big, good news envelope.

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That's a little, bad news envelope.

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What? That's nuts.
Sarge, tell her envelope size

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- doesn't matter.
- If I'm being honest,

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- I got a much bigger envelope.
- Oh, God.

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Unhelpful, Terry. Very unhelpful.

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- Mine was bigger, too.
- Okay.

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I just won't ever open it.

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That way, I'll never get rejected.

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- Fine, I'll open it.
- No!

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Oh, whoa!

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Do it harder.

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I opened it.

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- You passed.
- Oh, my God.

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I'm going to be a sergeant.

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You're going to be a sergeant!

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Yes!

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Whoo!

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- Yeah!
- That's my future wife!

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So...

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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Amy Santiago, put down that melon,

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for you are about to feast your eyes

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on one of the most delicious
cases in the NYPD:

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I don't like the personality
I've chosen here.

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I do. You sound like Caesar Flickerman

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welcoming new "Hunger Games"
tributes to the Quarter Quell.

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- What's going on, Jake?
- In one week,

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you will officially become a sergeant.

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Which means this case
will be the last one

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we ever work together as detectives,
so it has to be perfect.

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I present to you a serial arson case.

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- Mm-hmm.
- And the fires seem to be

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connected to the Saturday
crossword puzzle.

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- Mama like.
- Two different buildings,

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two consecutive Saturdays,

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and a puzzle left at each crime scene,

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and a note was sent
to the puzzle's author,

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- Mr. Melvin Stermley.
- Melvin Stermley?

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He's the best in the game!

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He made a puzzle once
where all the answers

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were just the word "puzzle"
in different languages.

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- In Estonian, it was moistatus.
- Yeah, well, your moistatus

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is about to be hecka moist...

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don't call HR, we are getting married...

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because Melvin Stermley is coming in

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- to help us with the case!
- Sha-wing!

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Hey, I was going through your
calendar for some reason.

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- It's your job.
- Right.

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Anyhoobs, I wanted to remind
you about the commissioner

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candidate meet and greet,
and your presentation

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to the selection committee.

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Being that I am your campaign manager...

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- You are not.
- I did a little sleuthing

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on your rivals.
You want me to spill the beans?

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Why would you ever
intentionally spill beans?

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They're one of nature's most
densely packed protein sources,

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and they remain unsullied by flavor.

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Okay, forget it, I'll just mosey on out.

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Fine, fine, tell me everything.

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All right, have a seat. It's Gina time.

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Say hello to your compe-tish.

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Bryan McCann, John Kelly,
and John Kelly.

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Yes, that's right,
there are two John Kellys.

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How are these not the same man?

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You should see their wives.
Or should I say, wife.

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Good God, do you know what
their speeches are about?

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I do.

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"Staying the course."

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"Maintaining the course," and

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"Blazing a path to a new future."

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I'm kidding, it's
"Remaining on the course."

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Unbelievable, none of these men

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have any interest in advancing the NYPD:

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That's right, because they're dinosaurs.

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But do you know what kills dinosaurs?

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- Asteroids?
- No.

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You-steroids.

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You are going to kill these dinosaurs.

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Hey, hey dum-dum. What are you thinking?

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Introducing Amy to her celebrity crush?

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- Are you insane?
- Relax, Charles.

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It's not a crush, it's her
nerdy crossword puzzling hero.

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I mean, the guy's
got to be a massive dork.

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His name is Melvin Stermley,
for God's sake.

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Jake, he's here. Come meet Melvin.

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Hey, you can call me Vin.

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But, where is nerd?

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Whoa, is this a new detective car?

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It sure is, I put in the paperwork

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18 months ago, and got lucky.
They fast tracked it!

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Say hello to the Nine-Nine's
brand new, fully loaded,

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sweet-as-hell crime-crusher on wheels!

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Holy crap, it has a heads-up display
with built-in license plate reader.

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Who cares. It's got two burrito holders.

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- Those are cup holders, Scully.
- Oh yeah?

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Then what am I supposed
to use my thighs for, genius?

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Wait, who are you assigning
this car to, Sarge?

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Um, I was actually thinking
I'd get this one.

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- Seriously?
- You suck.

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Whoa, the heater in my detective car

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hasn't worked in two years.
I don't have enough body fat

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to keep warm, Terry's sick of shivering.

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Okay, just seems a little selfish

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to keep it for yourself
when your detectives,

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who you took an oath to protect,

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are stuck driving their crappy old cars.

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- Mine's the oldest.
- I've never felt so abandoned.

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And I was actually abandoned.
They found me in a swamp.

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Fine. We'll do a drawing for it.

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But until then, no one touches it.

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Oops, too late.

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I left a ranch handprint
on the windshield.

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Okay, so here are your puzzles

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from the days the arsonist set the fire.

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This is really good, Amy, thanks.

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Hey, so Vin, just curious.
Would you say you have

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the typical physique
of a puzzle maker, or?

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Well, each puzzle only pays
a couple hundred bucks,

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so I mostly make my money modeling.

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- Primarily swimwear.
- Yeah, I hear that.

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I could do that too, but I
make pretty good money here,

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so I don't really need to.

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Anyways, let's talk about the case.

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So here's the letter that
the arsonist sent to Vin.

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"Your clues I discombobulate
to teach you to conjugate,

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the fool who fails to validate
will watch as I conflagrate."

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It seems like he's using my
crossword to tell me something.

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Oh, maybe we should look
at anagrams of the answers.

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That's really good, "o nasty amiga!"

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Oh, what?

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He re-arranged the letters
of "Amy Santiago."

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He anagrammed me! Vin, do Jake Peralta.

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- I doubt that's even possible.
- Eat a jerk, pal.

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What, no one's ever said that phrase.

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I really think this anagram
approach makes a lot of sense.

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Seriously? Let's do it.

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I'll take even clues, you take odds.

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Great, and I will take
everyone's coffee order.

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- That's equally helpful.
- I don't drink coffee.

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- But I'd love a kombucha.
- Great, I'll just...

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walk to the kombucha store.

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- Everything okay?
- Yeah, of course.

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You can't wear a coat over a tank,

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- You're not Ryan Gosling.
- Feeling jealous, buddy?

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No, not at all.
I mean, I am a little surprised

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that somebody named Melvin
is so bodacious,

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but I feel that jealousy
is an ugly emotion.

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- That you are feeling.
- And I'm just glad

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that Amy is spending
some time with her hero.

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- Who is super hot.
- Charles, let it go.

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- And smart.
- I'm serious, stop.

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And hilarious.

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Eat a jerk, pal!

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So, how's it going in here?

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Vin, I see you're still coatless.

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- I run hot, like a wolf.
- Oh, I see.

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I wonder if the word "conjugate"

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in the arsonist's letter means we should

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- focus on the verb answers.
- Cool, I love verbs.

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- Second favorite part of speech.
- After prepositions.

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Yeah, words are cool.

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But maybe we should switch gears a bit,

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and get back to some good
old-fashioned police work.

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- What are you thinking?
- Well, whoever's setting

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these fires is clearly trying
to humiliate Vin.

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You know, make a puzzle he can't solve.

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So maybe we should focus
on people that don't like you.

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Jake has a point about motive.

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Maybe another puzzler
wants to take you down.

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Well, if you're
looking for a puzzle head,

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I'm hosting a crossword night
at the Turnkey Bar tonight.

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Oh, I've always wanted to go there.

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That place is a total puzz-hang.

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Ah, gross, all right,
so we'll go undercover,

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chat some people up, and see
if we can't find our arsonist.

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- Good idea.
- Oh, Amy likes my plan.

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Great, so Vin, why don't we
just get this coat back on you,

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and I'll help you
get out of the door, here.

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And we'll see you tonight, okay, bye!

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- The best.
- Right?

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Yeah!

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Wow, the competition
looks even older in person.

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What do you think these
dinosaurs are talking about?

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Where to find "Matlock" reruns?

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Be professional, Gina.

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Like the homecare nurses

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who will tuck them into bed tonight.

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- Oh, hello, John.
- Raymond.

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I just want to say what an honor it is

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to be up for the same job

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as a man with your... experience.

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Thank you.

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I paused suggestively
before I said "experience,"

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so he would know
it wasn't really a compliment.

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Who are you talking to?
I invented the pause.

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Raymond Holt,
I'm Captain Olivia Crawford.

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I'm the new candidate for commissioner.

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- Oh?
- Excuse me?

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Yeah, I replaced the other candidate.

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He retired to spend more time
with his grandchildren.

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Anyway, I just wanted to say
what a privilege it is

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to be up for the same job
as a man with your... tenure.

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- Oh, damn, she paused, dude.
- In error, I am certain.

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Olivia, I may be older than you,

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but I am not some dinosaur

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intent on maintaining the status quo.

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For example, I would add
a social media officer

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- to every precinct.
- Interesting.

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I plan on eliminating
precincts all together.

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What, no precincts?
That's not how we do things.

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That's exactly what
both John Kellys said.

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Oh no, she's the asteroid.

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And I don't want to say
you're a dinosaur, but...

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You're a dinosaur.

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Wow, a whole crowd full of puzzlers.

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Gotta be honest,
I'm a little disappointed

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no one's wearing a green suit
covered in question marks.

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That guy has crossword puzzle pants.

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- Does that scratch your itch?
- Very much so, thanks.

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All right, we should probably
start talking to people in line.

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Pardon me there, fellow puzzler.

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What do you think of Melvin Stermley?

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Uh, you mean my future husband?

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Oh, so you like his puzzles?

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And his face, body, and brain...
and body.

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Honestly, Vin makes all other men

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seem really stupid and ugly.

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Okay, well, thank you for your

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very candid and hurtful input.

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You must solve
one of Vin's puzzles to enter.

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Rearrange the letters of this phrase

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to reveal a place in the world.

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"Meet a brainier stud, a."

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Oh, come on, there's no place
with that many letters in it.

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I mean, most places
are, like, four letters.

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- You know, park, mall, dump...
- United Arab Emirates!

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You may enter.

245
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Uh, you must each answer a puzzle.

246
00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:55,287
Oh... great.

247
00:08:55,322 --> 00:08:57,291
Unscramble the letters in this phrase

248
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to reveal the name of a film
based on a classic novel.

249
00:09:00,232 --> 00:09:03,069
- Okay.
- "Sad anus loser, I go in"

250
00:09:03,104 --> 00:09:05,742
You know, I feel like these puzzles
are actually very pointed.

251
00:09:05,777 --> 00:09:07,311
Forget it, I got this.

252
00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,315
Uh, A, R, uh...

253
00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,354
Puzzle solved.

254
00:09:17,968 --> 00:09:20,278
Who's the anus loser now?

255
00:09:21,274 --> 00:09:23,438
It's still me.

256
00:09:23,779 --> 00:09:26,382
Okay, one of us is about to get access

257
00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:29,756
to the best detective car ever,
and everyone else

258
00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:31,727
will go back to driving junk cars

259
00:09:31,762 --> 00:09:33,163
for the rest of your junk lives.

260
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,000
Damn, Sarge, that took a dark turn.

261
00:09:35,035 --> 00:09:37,176
I want seat warmers. I want them bad.

262
00:09:37,212 --> 00:09:38,340
I need this car too.

263
00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:40,377
I'm sick of riding my
Vespa to work every day.

264
00:09:40,412 --> 00:09:42,248
Well, being on the seat
behind you is no picnic either.

265
00:09:42,283 --> 00:09:44,619
All right, here it goes.

266
00:09:46,892 --> 00:09:48,961
What?

267
00:09:48,996 --> 00:09:52,201
Oh, my God, it says "Terry." I won!

268
00:09:54,908 --> 00:09:56,209
No way. You cheated.

269
00:09:56,244 --> 00:09:58,213
What? I didn't cheat.

270
00:09:58,248 --> 00:09:59,862
I bet every slip in there says Terry.

271
00:10:02,089 --> 00:10:04,025
He filled it full of fake people.

272
00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:06,296
- Who the hell is Norm?
- That's Scully's first name.

273
00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:08,099
- It is?
- Stop being sore losers.

274
00:10:08,134 --> 00:10:09,435
I won fair and square.

275
00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:11,105
No, you won unfair and un-square,

276
00:10:11,140 --> 00:10:13,176
- and I'm going to prove it.
- And if we can't,

277
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- we'll plant it.
- No.

278
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,366
Charles, I need your help.

279
00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:17,953
What's the best way
to dry out a pant leg that's

280
00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:19,890
- been soaked in toilet water?
- Wait 28 minutes.

281
00:10:19,925 --> 00:10:21,827
Trust me, that's how long it
takes for toilet pants to dry.

282
00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:23,363
Well, I can't just be standing around

283
00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:25,300
for half an hour while
Amy chats it up with Vin.

284
00:10:25,335 --> 00:10:28,574
Ah, so it's not toilet water.
You're drenched in jealousy.

285
00:10:28,609 --> 00:10:31,612
I told you before, jealousy is an
ugly emotion that I don't feel.

286
00:10:31,648 --> 00:10:33,403
Besides, Amy picked
my plan to come here.

287
00:10:33,439 --> 00:10:34,572
Why would I be jealous of Vin?

288
00:10:34,608 --> 00:10:37,491
Because of his body, and
face, and brain... and body.

289
00:10:37,526 --> 00:10:39,128
Why does everybody say "body" twice?

290
00:10:39,163 --> 00:10:40,598
Oh, hang on a second.

291
00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:42,301
- Somebody's coming.
- Vin is on fire tonight.

292
00:10:42,336 --> 00:10:44,238
- He's phenomenal.
- No wonder the Saturday

293
00:10:44,273 --> 00:10:46,209
crossword replaced Sam with him.

294
00:10:46,244 --> 00:10:48,480
- Sam must be pissed.
- I heard the only place

295
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,585
that buys his puzzles now
is "Parade" magazine.

296
00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,889
The hardest clue he had in his last one

297
00:10:52,924 --> 00:10:54,993
was a five-letter word for a game

298
00:10:55,028 --> 00:10:57,498
- popular in nursing homes.
- Bingo.

299
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,068
I figured out who the arsonist is.

300
00:10:59,103 --> 00:11:01,105
It's this guy named Sam.
He's a puzzle maker.

301
00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:03,609
- And Vin took his job.
- Sam Jepson?

302
00:11:03,645 --> 00:11:04,703
Oh, he's not the arsonist.

303
00:11:04,739 --> 00:11:05,898
He's been out of town for weeks.

304
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,068
And he's one of my closest friends.

305
00:11:07,104 --> 00:11:08,503
He let me stay on his couch

306
00:11:08,538 --> 00:11:09,939
when Anna Kournikova and I broke up.

307
00:11:09,974 --> 00:11:12,077
Well, I mean, she never won a major, so.

308
00:11:12,112 --> 00:11:14,081
All right, fine, if I'm so
wrong, what did you guys find?

309
00:11:14,116 --> 00:11:15,684
Both fires were located

310
00:11:15,719 --> 00:11:17,055
at the intersection of numbered streets.

311
00:11:17,091 --> 00:11:18,626
If you match those
intersections with the same

312
00:11:18,662 --> 00:11:20,731
intersections of the
numbered clues in the puzzles,

313
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,306
you get the letters "MA".

314
00:11:22,342 --> 00:11:24,066
We think the arsonist
is spelling his name.

315
00:11:24,102 --> 00:11:26,906
We can build a puzzle around that,
and catch him setting his next fire.

316
00:11:26,942 --> 00:11:29,390
But we have a suspect
with a crystal clear motive.

317
00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:31,797
I think we need to solve this
like cops, not puzzlers.

318
00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:33,635
I hear you, Jake.
But people who make crosswords

319
00:11:33,671 --> 00:11:35,239
love hiding their names
in their puzzles.

320
00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:36,643
It's our version of a self portrait.

321
00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:38,213
All right, you know what?

322
00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:40,285
Amy, it's your last case, you decide.

323
00:11:40,321 --> 00:11:42,102
Should we go with
Vin's wacky little plan,

324
00:11:42,138 --> 00:11:44,146
or should we go with Sam Jepson,

325
00:11:44,182 --> 00:11:46,083
my exceptionally solid lead?

326
00:11:46,119 --> 00:11:49,415
I see where you're coming from,
Jake, but this is Vin's world,

327
00:11:49,451 --> 00:11:51,453
and I think we should
go with his strategy.

328
00:11:51,489 --> 00:11:53,103
- Sound good?
- Yeah.

329
00:11:53,468 --> 00:11:55,972
- Yeah, sounds great.
- Okay, great.

330
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:58,040
- Let's go.
- Yeah, let's go.

331
00:11:58,872 --> 00:12:01,475
Oh, no, ugly emotion.

332
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,151
Okay, so we think the
arsonist is using the fires

333
00:12:05,187 --> 00:12:06,333
to spell out his name.

334
00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:07,437
The most common third letter

335
00:12:07,473 --> 00:12:09,969
in names that start with "MA"
are I for Malcolm,

336
00:12:10,005 --> 00:12:11,974
X for Max, R for Mark,
and T for Matthew.

337
00:12:12,009 --> 00:12:14,212
Or his name is Sam,
and he's spelling it backwards.

338
00:12:14,247 --> 00:12:15,386
Uh-huh.

339
00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:18,086
Let's just stick with the LXRT plan.

340
00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:19,924
- Copy that.
- Vin designed today's puzzle

341
00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:21,727
using only one of each of those letters.

342
00:12:21,762 --> 00:12:23,949
Isn't that the craziest
thing you've ever seen?

343
00:12:23,985 --> 00:12:25,085
I don't know, I mean, remember that time

344
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,737
we investigated the
disappearance of Mrs. Jackson,

345
00:12:26,772 --> 00:12:28,708
and it turned out her
parrot ate her, bones and all?

346
00:12:28,743 --> 00:12:30,612
- That was pretty crazy.
- That was crazy.

347
00:12:30,647 --> 00:12:32,181
Yeah.

348
00:12:32,216 --> 00:12:33,985
So tonight, we'll stake
out the intersections

349
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,223
that correspond to where
the L, X, R, and T are

350
00:12:36,258 --> 00:12:38,895
in Vin's puzzle, and hopefully
catch the arsonist in the act.

351
00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:42,101
I'll take the MAT corner,
you take the MAR corner,

352
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,773
and we'll have patrolman
take the MAL and MAX.

353
00:12:44,808 --> 00:12:46,358
- Cool?
- Yep, very cool.

354
00:12:46,394 --> 00:12:48,030
Okay, great, I'll get
the surveillance equipment.

355
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,771
Shame.

356
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,789
Shame, shame, shame.

357
00:12:53,171 --> 00:12:54,864
I can't believe you're doing Vin's plan.

358
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,501
Will you relax? I'm only doing it

359
00:12:56,537 --> 00:12:57,947
because someone else
is going to do my plan.

360
00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:59,150
- Who?
- You.

361
00:12:59,186 --> 00:13:00,428
- Oh.
- While I'm busy watching

362
00:13:00,464 --> 00:13:01,626
nothing happen on my stupid corner,

363
00:13:01,662 --> 00:13:02,696
you're going to stake
out Sam's apartment.

364
00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:04,879
Then when he sets a fire,
Vin is going to look like a dummy.

365
00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:07,002
That's right, use the jealousy, Jake.

366
00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:08,984
It will give you unimaginable power.

367
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:12,111
Yes, yes, I can feel it
coursing through my veins.

368
00:13:12,147 --> 00:13:13,214
- Oh, my hand cramped.
- Oh.

369
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,422
Oh, it's stuck in a claw.

370
00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:16,019
- It's a claw now.
- Oh.

371
00:13:16,276 --> 00:13:18,725
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?

372
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,662
You're snacking? This is from the guy

373
00:13:20,697 --> 00:13:22,465
who told me that eating finger foods

374
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,968
was the one true sign of depression?

375
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,672
Then watch me chew, Gina.

376
00:13:25,707 --> 00:13:27,876
I'm a creature of the past.
I'm a dinosaur.

377
00:13:27,911 --> 00:13:30,615
No, you are not, you're
the best man for the job.

378
00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:32,485
And I think you know what
you have to do to get it.

379
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,278
Believe in myself
and give a great presentation?

380
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,428
Not even close.

381
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,867
That's the head of the committee
over there, gorging on crab cakes.

382
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,738
Just go up to him and sabotage Olivia.

383
00:13:41,773 --> 00:13:42,959
Um...

384
00:13:43,232 --> 00:13:44,944
- I don't think I can do that.
- Well, you can't really be

385
00:13:44,979 --> 00:13:47,081
the best commissioner
the NYPD has ever had

386
00:13:47,116 --> 00:13:49,087
if you're not the commissioner.

387
00:13:50,145 --> 00:13:53,576
Right. You're right, I want this.

388
00:13:54,235 --> 00:13:56,801
And I will do good things for the city.

389
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,105
Yes, you will. Now, get over there,

390
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:02,503
and crap all over Olivia's ideas.

391
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,953
- Patrick, nice to see you.
- Hello, Raymond.

392
00:14:07,016 --> 00:14:08,658
- Shall we small-talk?
- Mm.

393
00:14:08,693 --> 00:14:10,629
I've been thinking recently
about how vital

394
00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:13,133
the existence of precincts
is to the NYPD:

395
00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:15,288
Oh, you spoke to Crawford.

396
00:14:15,674 --> 00:14:17,709
She's very forward thinking, isn't she?

397
00:14:17,744 --> 00:14:19,647
I suppose you could call it that.

398
00:14:19,682 --> 00:14:21,183
I mean, I wouldn't, but...

399
00:14:21,218 --> 00:14:23,807
Ray, you don't need to worry about her.

400
00:14:24,557 --> 00:14:28,932
Between you and me, we had to
nominate a girl for PR reasons.

401
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,802
There's no way the NYPD

402
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,300
is ready for a female commissioner.

403
00:14:34,022 --> 00:14:35,846
- Oh.
- Hey.

404
00:14:35,881 --> 00:14:37,649
Grab a crab cake before we start.

405
00:14:37,684 --> 00:14:39,642
Real crab, big chunks.

406
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:45,097
Okay, no one saw Sarge
do anything suspicious

407
00:14:45,132 --> 00:14:46,934
on the day of the drawing.
We got nothing.

408
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,478
Speak for yourself, sister.
We found a smoking gun.

409
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,514
Play it, Hitchcock.

410
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:51,710
- Voila.
- Bah-boom.

411
00:14:51,746 --> 00:14:53,715
- What, I don't see anything.
- Focus on the butt.

412
00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:56,462
- The butt don't lie.
- He squeezed his cheeks

413
00:14:56,498 --> 00:14:58,758
before he opened the slip.
He knew his name was on it.

414
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,527
It was a pre-emptive celebration clench.

415
00:15:00,562 --> 00:15:02,799
I don't know, we need better
proof than a butt clench

416
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:05,037
- to take down Terry.
- I did it, okay?

417
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:08,243
I cheated. I wanted that car,
and I took it.

418
00:15:08,278 --> 00:15:10,916
And it's killing me.
I couldn't sleep all night.

419
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,920
I just kept hearing the blinker.

420
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,892
You-cheat, you-cheat, you-cheat.

421
00:15:15,927 --> 00:15:18,196
Here are the keys. Take the damn car.

422
00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:19,674
Terry doesn't deserve it.

423
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,073
And that is why I became a cop.

424
00:15:24,745 --> 00:15:27,315
Hey, Charles, nothing's
happening on my MAR corner.

425
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:30,054
- Any movement at Sam's place?
- No, I did, however, see

426
00:15:30,089 --> 00:15:32,592
a cool-looking dude in a ponytail
on a Razor scooter.

427
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,262
I have to admit, I like the look.

428
00:15:34,297 --> 00:15:36,734
Is it possible I'm wrong,
and Sam is out of town?

429
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,403
Vin's plan is actually kind of smart.

430
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,242
- Jake, I have eyes on Sam.
- Yes, suck it, Vin.

431
00:15:41,277 --> 00:15:42,879
My judgment is clear, and I am a genius.

432
00:15:42,914 --> 00:15:44,115
Charles, I'll be right there.

433
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,952
But enough about the crab cakes.

434
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,925
Our first presentation tonight

435
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,962
will be from the 99th precinct's

436
00:15:50,997 --> 00:15:52,833
Captain Raymond Holt. Raymond?

437
00:15:56,174 --> 00:15:58,645
Let me begin with a hilarious joke.

438
00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:00,881
I'm surprised I was on the
short list for commissioner.

439
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,088
After all, I am six feet tall.

440
00:16:04,401 --> 00:16:07,406
Actually, what I have to say
tonight is no laughing matter.

441
00:16:07,442 --> 00:16:09,399
I was just told by a member
of the selection committee

442
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:11,136
that they have no intention

443
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:13,809
of ever choosing
a woman to run the NYPD:

444
00:16:14,035 --> 00:16:15,300
I suppose I should have been relieved,

445
00:16:15,336 --> 00:16:17,849
because Captain Crawford
is a damn qualified candidate.

446
00:16:17,884 --> 00:16:19,753
But as someone who has
been denied opportunity

447
00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:21,105
because of who I am,

448
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:24,328
I cannot stand by and watch
it happen to someone else.

449
00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:27,234
So, I will be reserving my presentation

450
00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:29,706
for a selection committee
that will judge

451
00:16:29,741 --> 00:16:31,409
all of the candidates fairly.

452
00:16:31,801 --> 00:16:33,020
And let's be honest.

453
00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:35,138
The crab cakes were only so-so.

454
00:16:35,306 --> 00:16:36,724
Thank you.

455
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:39,960
All right, talk to me, what's happening?

456
00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:42,498
- What's Sammy up to?
- Well, he just sat down

457
00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:44,670
- on the plaza.
- Okay, he's opening up

458
00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:47,976
his backpack and pulling out
what appears to be a thermos.

459
00:16:48,011 --> 00:16:50,514
Possibly containing some sort
of accelerant-like gasoline.

460
00:16:50,549 --> 00:16:52,284
- Yup.
- No, he's eating it

461
00:16:52,319 --> 00:16:54,188
with a spoon.
It's soup, he's eating soup.

462
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:57,064
Well, maybe he's fueling up
for a night of starting fires.

463
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,496
He just pulled out a lighter!

464
00:16:58,532 --> 00:17:01,176
Nope, it's not a lighter.
It's a bumblebee PEZ dispenser.

465
00:17:01,212 --> 00:17:02,909
- Hmm.
- Ooh, he's making a phone call.

466
00:17:02,945 --> 00:17:04,108
Quick, get the parabolic mic.

467
00:17:04,143 --> 00:17:07,014
Mom, I did something bad.

468
00:17:07,049 --> 00:17:08,885
Yeah, you set some fires.

469
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,356
I proposed to Gretchen, and she said no.

470
00:17:11,391 --> 00:17:14,744
- So you set some fires.
- So, I left Myrtle Beach.

471
00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:16,515
Two weeks ago,
and then you set some fires.

472
00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:18,080
No, I got back home today.

473
00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:20,682
Yeah, all my fish were dead.

474
00:17:20,718 --> 00:17:22,015
Okay, so Sam didn't do it.

475
00:17:22,051 --> 00:17:23,608
I should probably get back to my corner.

476
00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:24,674
Just for the record,

477
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,985
just because I was wrong about Sam,

478
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,223
does not mean that Vin was right.

479
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:32,843
Well, this is disappointing.

480
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:36,087
I can't believe you left your post.

481
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,601
What, the plan wasn't yours,

482
00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:39,071
so you didn't think
it was worth following?

483
00:17:39,107 --> 00:17:41,109
Well, because of your juvenile behavior,

484
00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:43,014
one of our city's finest...

485
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:45,654
abandoned lard factories
is now burned to the ground.

486
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,826
My gut told me that Sam
Jepson was setting the fires.

487
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,263
Although I now realize his actual life

488
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:51,101
is much sadder than that
of a serial arsonist.

489
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,872
But we agreed to do Vin's plan.

490
00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:54,693
So what? Vin is not a cop.

491
00:17:54,729 --> 00:17:56,446
Why do you keep siding
with him instead of me?

492
00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:57,930
Oh, let me guess, because he was right,

493
00:17:57,966 --> 00:17:59,267
and the building was on fire,
and he's perfect?

494
00:17:59,302 --> 00:18:01,504
Wait, are you jealous of Vin?

495
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:03,659
Jake?

496
00:18:04,178 --> 00:18:06,014
All right, I didn't want to say anything

497
00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:08,252
because it's a gross emotion,
but yes, I am a little bit

498
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,264
jealous of the super smart supermodel.

499
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,293
This was our last case together.

500
00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:14,147
And you and him have
been joined at the hip.

501
00:18:14,399 --> 00:18:16,434
Or in his case, that super sexy V muscle

502
00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:18,038
that I don't understand how to tone.

503
00:18:18,073 --> 00:18:19,909
He told me, it's a lot
of bicycle crunches.

504
00:18:19,944 --> 00:18:21,444
Crunches on a bicycle?

505
00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:23,074
That's crazy,
you would just fall right off.

506
00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:26,215
Babe, you have no reason
to be jealous of him.

507
00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:27,640
I just...

508
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,958
I don't want you to wake up one day

509
00:18:29,994 --> 00:18:33,066
and with that you were with
someone as smart as you are.

510
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,172
I am with someone as smart as I am.

511
00:18:35,207 --> 00:18:36,308
You.

512
00:18:36,343 --> 00:18:37,942
You're a brilliant detective.

513
00:18:37,978 --> 00:18:39,814
I love the way you think.

514
00:18:40,017 --> 00:18:41,885
That's why I want to marry you.

515
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,583
Marry me.

516
00:18:45,662 --> 00:18:47,965
Marry. Oh, my God, look.

517
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,235
The arsonist spelled MAR,
but they were going to spell

518
00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:52,297
M-A-R-R-Y! Or...

519
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,143
Conjugate. Conjugate means marry!

520
00:18:54,178 --> 00:18:55,782
Yes, and who wants to marry Vin?

521
00:18:55,818 --> 00:18:57,488
The lady from the bar!

522
00:18:57,726 --> 00:19:00,095
Hey, puzzle chick, unscramble this.

523
00:19:00,131 --> 00:19:02,204
You're going to "ailj."

524
00:19:04,157 --> 00:19:05,592
All right, Sarge. The car is yours.

525
00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:07,395
What? Why?

526
00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:09,565
- I don't deserve that car.
- I don't know about that.

527
00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:11,937
I went back and watched the tapes
to figure out how you did it.

528
00:19:11,972 --> 00:19:13,507
Right before the drawing,

529
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,177
you got a peanut butter cup
out of the freezer.

530
00:19:15,212 --> 00:19:17,114
The thing is, you don't
eat sugar past 4:00 p.m.

531
00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:18,450
Could have been a cheat day.

532
00:19:18,485 --> 00:19:19,940
Oh, it was definitely a cheat day.

533
00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:21,322
You froze your slip of paper,

534
00:19:21,357 --> 00:19:22,726
so that when you pulled the name,

535
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,529
all you had to do was find the cold one.

536
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,666
So.

537
00:19:25,926 --> 00:19:27,343
You thought the way I cheated

538
00:19:27,378 --> 00:19:29,072
was so cool, you gave me the car?

539
00:19:29,107 --> 00:19:30,642
Yeah, but also while
I was watching those tapes,

540
00:19:30,677 --> 00:19:32,278
I noticed all the nice crap
you do for people.

541
00:19:32,313 --> 00:19:33,648
You got Gina a cushion for her chair.

542
00:19:33,683 --> 00:19:35,551
You let Charles show you 130 pictures

543
00:19:35,587 --> 00:19:37,154
of Nikolaj brushing his teeth.

544
00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:38,724
You Heimlich'd Scully twice.

545
00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:41,164
- On the same peanut.
- I also solved a murder.

546
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,029
Yeah, we all solve murders, but you,

547
00:19:43,736 --> 00:19:45,672
you let Hitchcock borrow
a pair of your socks,

548
00:19:45,707 --> 00:19:47,218
because his somehow disintegrated.

549
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,056
Anyway, I'm sorry I guilted you
in the first place.

550
00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:51,394
- You deserve that car.
- Thanks, Diaz.

551
00:19:51,685 --> 00:19:54,388
How did you get Hitchcock
and Scully to agree to this?

552
00:19:54,423 --> 00:19:56,326
I washed their car and
told them it was a new one.

553
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,729
They're napping in it right now.

554
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,069
Smart!

555
00:20:00,335 --> 00:20:03,039
- Hello, Captain Holt.
- Ah, Captain Crawford.

556
00:20:03,074 --> 00:20:04,408
To what do I owe the pleasure?

557
00:20:04,443 --> 00:20:06,212
Captain Crawford is here to see you.

558
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,406
Thank you, Gina.

559
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:11,406
So, it would seem that
we have become frenemies.

560
00:20:11,725 --> 00:20:14,328
- Do you know what that means?
- Are you trying to imply

561
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,132
that I'm too old to
understand a portmanteau?

562
00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:19,740
I am not, but I am
too dignified to use one.

563
00:20:19,775 --> 00:20:20,969
Friend-enemy.

564
00:20:21,005 --> 00:20:23,293
I just wanted to thank you,
for your brave speech.

565
00:20:23,329 --> 00:20:24,603
The mayor's office has replaced

566
00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:27,313
the selection committee
with a less biased one, so.

567
00:20:27,657 --> 00:20:29,626
Feel free to start calling
me commissioner now.

568
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,196
The only time I plan on calling you

569
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,464
is to hear you concede.

570
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,768
It's going to be hard to hear anything

571
00:20:33,803 --> 00:20:35,537
once I've crushed you
into a fine powder.

572
00:20:35,573 --> 00:20:38,036
A fine powder that will
choke you until you die.

573
00:20:38,483 --> 00:20:40,427
May the better candidate win.

574
00:20:41,047 --> 00:20:42,280
She will.

575
00:20:44,891 --> 00:20:46,488
Captain Crawford left.

576
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:49,232
So, we brought her in this morning,

577
00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:50,702
and she confessed immediately.

578
00:20:50,737 --> 00:20:53,608
Hi, Vin, I love you!
Did you see my fires?

579
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,210
Turned out, she was writing something.

580
00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:58,483
Specifically, "marry me,
or else I will kill you.

581
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:00,153
Yours forever, Helen Gorbelson."

582
00:21:00,188 --> 00:21:02,892
- Wow, that's so many fires.
- So many fires.

583
00:21:02,927 --> 00:21:05,430
Thank you for catching her.
With a brilliant puzzling mind

584
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,334
like yours on the case,
it was only a matter of time.

585
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,738
Actually, Jake solved it.

586
00:21:09,138 --> 00:21:10,577
He's kind of a genius with this stuff.

587
00:21:10,613 --> 00:21:11,776
Oh, thank you, then.

588
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,824
Couldn't have done it without your help.

589
00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:14,108
So I guess that's that.

590
00:21:14,144 --> 00:21:15,350
I should probably run
if I'm going to make it

591
00:21:15,385 --> 00:21:17,084
to the Javits Center by four.

592
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,153
They're making a mold of me for
the upcoming Bodies Exhibit.

593
00:21:19,189 --> 00:21:21,593
As they should, your body is great.

594
00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:23,296
- And that's okay.
- Thanks, man.

595
00:21:23,501 --> 00:21:24,903
You should join me
for a puzzle night sometime.

596
00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:26,193
- Oh.
- No!

597
00:21:26,404 --> 00:21:28,343
Jake is taken. He already has a friend.

598
00:21:28,378 --> 00:21:29,913
Hang out offer declined.

599
00:21:29,948 --> 00:21:31,750
Now let's strut your
centerfold ass out of here.

600
00:21:31,786 --> 00:21:35,790
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