1 00:00:01,294 --> 00:00:02,735 - Pigeon's still here? - Yeah. 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,307 No matter what we do, he just won't leave. 3 00:00:04,342 --> 00:00:06,040 The problem is you're thinking like detectives. 4 00:00:06,075 --> 00:00:07,541 - No, I'm definitely not. - When you should 5 00:00:07,576 --> 00:00:09,125 be thinking like a bird. 6 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,840 - This is Operation: Saving Private Pigeon. 7 00:00:12,875 --> 00:00:14,907 On my mark, I will turn on this fan, 8 00:00:14,942 --> 00:00:17,140 gently startling our bird due east, 9 00:00:17,175 --> 00:00:19,007 into the file box canyon, where he will 10 00:00:19,042 --> 00:00:21,274 encounter Charles holding two pot lids. 11 00:00:21,309 --> 00:00:22,626 He'll bang them together, 12 00:00:22,661 --> 00:00:24,826 forcing Private Pigeon into the ceiling there 13 00:00:24,861 --> 00:00:26,347 and out of the ceiling there, 14 00:00:26,382 --> 00:00:28,348 where he will be greeted by scary Rosa 15 00:00:28,383 --> 00:00:29,973 holding a scary picture of an owl. 16 00:00:30,008 --> 00:00:31,440 Now he's playing our game. 17 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:33,973 He'll veer left, into an upside down garbage can 18 00:00:34,008 --> 00:00:35,233 propped up by a hockey stick 19 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:36,899 and connected to a string that Gina is holding. 20 00:00:37,108 --> 00:00:38,340 She pulls it, he is trapped, 21 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:40,073 and Terry releases him outside. 22 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:42,398 - Terry hates birds. - Okay, little friend. 23 00:00:42,505 --> 00:00:44,286 Let's get you home to mama. 24 00:00:46,875 --> 00:00:49,240 Oh, God. It flew right into the fan! 25 00:00:49,275 --> 00:00:52,040 It's everywhere! There's pigeon everywhere! 26 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:11,023 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:12,075 --> 00:01:13,840 - Hey, Boyle. - Hey, Jake. 28 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:14,952 - Wait, what? - Hey, Jake. 29 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:16,796 Ahh! Bill, what are you doing here? 30 00:01:16,831 --> 00:01:18,863 I thought we agreed to meet only once a year for the Halloween Heist. 31 00:01:18,898 --> 00:01:21,140 I'm here to deliver your quarterly NutriBoom shipment. 32 00:01:21,175 --> 00:01:23,174 It comes with both the amino acid reducer 33 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:25,632 and extra amino acid, so you get the perfect balance. 34 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:28,174 What? No. I only signed up as a one-time payment bribe. 35 00:01:28,209 --> 00:01:30,574 I'm not selling NutriBoom. It's clearly a pyramid scheme. 36 00:01:30,608 --> 00:01:32,929 First off, it's not a pyramid scheme. 37 00:01:32,964 --> 00:01:34,706 It's a conical-tiered multi-flow-through 38 00:01:34,741 --> 00:01:35,788 medical marketing entity. 39 00:01:35,823 --> 00:01:37,154 And secondly, you signed the contract. 40 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:39,073 "Permission to charge my card quarterly 41 00:01:39,108 --> 00:01:40,832 for the next 85 years." 42 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,640 This is written in white ink on white paper. 43 00:01:42,675 --> 00:01:44,340 They do it that way so you can't read it. 44 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,140 Well, I did read it and I'm canceling the contract. 45 00:01:46,175 --> 00:01:47,647 Canceling? If it was that easy to get out, 46 00:01:47,682 --> 00:01:49,740 would I be here scamming my closest friends? 47 00:01:49,775 --> 00:01:51,045 We're your closest friends? 48 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,624 What... whatever, I'm not accepting the shipment. 49 00:01:52,659 --> 00:01:54,407 Jake, piece of advice: just give up. 50 00:01:54,442 --> 00:01:56,274 It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest 51 00:01:56,309 --> 00:01:57,840 - is a white flag. - That reminds me, Charles, 52 00:01:57,875 --> 00:01:59,240 - your shipment's downstairs. - Great. 53 00:01:59,275 --> 00:02:00,773 - I'll help you bring it up. - Charles, no. 54 00:02:00,808 --> 00:02:02,773 We're gonna go down to that office and fight this thing. 55 00:02:02,808 --> 00:02:04,240 I need that money for my honeymoon. 56 00:02:04,275 --> 00:02:06,107 Oh, my God. The honeymoon is on the line? 57 00:02:06,142 --> 00:02:07,606 - And your money. - Eh. 58 00:02:07,641 --> 00:02:09,007 Okay, great. Whatever gets you on board. 59 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:10,241 - Let's go. - For the honeymoon 60 00:02:10,276 --> 00:02:11,273 - and no other reason. - All right. 61 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:12,740 Sergeant Santiago, 62 00:02:12,775 --> 00:02:14,706 commander of the Nine-Nine's uniformed officers, 63 00:02:14,741 --> 00:02:16,987 - reporting for duty. - Hey! 64 00:02:17,309 --> 00:02:20,394 My first order as Sergeant, tell me I look dope. 65 00:02:20,429 --> 00:02:22,025 - You look dope. - You won't be abusing 66 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:24,174 your power like this with the officers downstairs, will you? 67 00:02:24,209 --> 00:02:25,873 No! No, of course not. 68 00:02:25,908 --> 00:02:27,340 I'm just excited for my first day. 69 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:28,940 Yes, I remember my first day as a sergeant. 70 00:02:28,975 --> 00:02:30,207 - I bet. - My Uncle Geoffrey 71 00:02:30,242 --> 00:02:32,348 was struck by a subway and maimed. 72 00:02:33,241 --> 00:02:34,873 - Oh. - But the work aspect 73 00:02:34,908 --> 00:02:36,015 was quite exciting. 74 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:37,340 Are you ready for your first briefing? 75 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:39,540 Yes, I am fully prepared. 76 00:02:39,575 --> 00:02:42,207 I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away. 77 00:02:42,242 --> 00:02:44,840 Just be confident, deliberate and firm. 78 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:46,007 You'll know you have their respect 79 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:47,480 when you can take a moment... 80 00:02:54,042 --> 00:02:55,851 and still keep their attention. 81 00:02:56,075 --> 00:02:58,040 - Amazing. - That was captivating as hell. 82 00:02:58,075 --> 00:02:59,673 My recommendation would be you start with 83 00:02:59,708 --> 00:03:00,907 a small, attainable goal... 84 00:03:00,942 --> 00:03:02,207 something you can accomplish quickly, 85 00:03:02,242 --> 00:03:03,773 perfectly and publicly. 86 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:07,422 The best way to lead is to always achieve all your goals. 87 00:03:08,409 --> 00:03:10,740 Cool. That's not a ton of pressure. 88 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:13,073 Well, it was meant to be. Pressure's an important part of success. 89 00:03:13,108 --> 00:03:15,207 Just remember, you represent 90 00:03:15,242 --> 00:03:17,279 all Latina policewomen right now. 91 00:03:18,662 --> 00:03:19,593 Thanks. 92 00:03:22,209 --> 00:03:24,506 Hello. Welcome to NutriServices. 93 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:26,973 I'm Angela. How can I heal you today? 94 00:03:27,008 --> 00:03:28,507 Hi, Angela. Creepy greeting. 95 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,008 So not a big deal, there was just 96 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,873 a little bit of a mix-up and we need to cancel our NutriContracts. 97 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:35,140 Absolutely. It happens all the time. 98 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:36,922 All you need to do is sign a few things. 99 00:03:36,957 --> 00:03:39,140 Ah. See, Charles, that is why you never give up. 100 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:41,174 - I'll also need $10,000. - What's that? I'm sorry. 101 00:03:41,209 --> 00:03:42,607 It's payment for the last shipment. 102 00:03:42,642 --> 00:03:44,341 Plus the cancellation fee, plus the restocking fee 103 00:03:44,376 --> 00:03:46,573 plus something we call a coward's charge. 104 00:03:46,675 --> 00:03:48,307 And that comes to $10,000. 105 00:03:48,342 --> 00:03:49,807 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 106 00:03:49,842 --> 00:03:52,007 I'll write you a check. Is gratuity included? 107 00:03:52,042 --> 00:03:52,927 Charles, no. 108 00:03:52,962 --> 00:03:54,328 - Angela... - Yes? How can I 109 00:03:54,363 --> 00:03:55,706 - heal you today? - Please stop saying that. 110 00:03:55,741 --> 00:03:57,241 Look, you seem like a perfectly pleasant 111 00:03:57,276 --> 00:03:58,408 robot person, but there's no way 112 00:03:58,443 --> 00:03:59,573 we're giving you any more money. 113 00:03:59,608 --> 00:04:02,073 Ohh. Sorry for the misunderstanding. 114 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:05,307 For the no payment option, you just need to sign here. 115 00:04:05,342 --> 00:04:07,007 "Enrollment in NutriCore"? 116 00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:08,407 It's our charity organization. 117 00:04:08,441 --> 00:04:10,174 "Pay off your contracts in labor hours 118 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:13,007 under the teachings of founder Docter David Stovelman." 119 00:04:13,042 --> 00:04:14,574 "Docter" is spelled with an E? 120 00:04:14,609 --> 00:04:16,681 - It's the British spelling. - That can't be right. 121 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:19,040 All right, look. I didn't wanna have to do this, 122 00:04:19,075 --> 00:04:21,107 but we're in the NYPD. 123 00:04:21,142 --> 00:04:22,840 And if you don't cooperate, we'll have no choice 124 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:24,174 but to file a report against the company. 125 00:04:24,209 --> 00:04:26,340 You signed a contract, and that is binding. 126 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:28,374 No one gets special treatment, Officer. 127 00:04:28,409 --> 00:04:29,940 - Not even Jay. - Who? 128 00:04:29,975 --> 00:04:31,640 Jay Chandrasekhar, their celebrity spokesman. 129 00:04:31,675 --> 00:04:33,240 Oh, no way. The guy from "Super Troopers"? 130 00:04:33,275 --> 00:04:35,040 Yep. He was also in "Beerfest." 131 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,607 Now I have to get back to work, 132 00:04:36,642 --> 00:04:39,374 but allow me to introduce you to our complaint specialist. 133 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:42,740 This is Phil. He's been assigned to intimidate you. 134 00:04:42,775 --> 00:04:44,274 - Congratulations. - Thank you! 135 00:04:44,309 --> 00:04:45,907 Charles, stop thanking her. 136 00:04:47,541 --> 00:04:50,308 Hello, squad. I am Sergeant Amy Santiago 137 00:04:50,343 --> 00:04:52,208 and I'm your new commanding officer. 138 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:54,773 I have big plans for us, but it's always best 139 00:04:54,808 --> 00:04:57,903 to start with something small and do it perfectly. 140 00:04:57,938 --> 00:04:59,065 So... 141 00:05:03,275 --> 00:05:04,807 Sergeant, I know what we should start with. 142 00:05:04,842 --> 00:05:07,640 - Oh, I'm sorry, Officer... - Jennings. Gary Jennings. 143 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,606 Officer Jennings, I already have a plan. 144 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:11,207 Okay, well, you just paused, so I thought 145 00:05:11,242 --> 00:05:12,439 you were looking for suggestions, 146 00:05:12,474 --> 00:05:13,673 - which I have a lot of. - Nope. 147 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:14,932 Not why I paused. 148 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:17,973 Anyway, our first order of business will be 149 00:05:18,008 --> 00:05:20,563 updating the filing system, so... 150 00:05:23,275 --> 00:05:24,940 - We should use barcodes. - No, no, no, no. 151 00:05:24,975 --> 00:05:26,274 No need to jump in. 152 00:05:26,309 --> 00:05:27,606 I already have a system in mind. 153 00:05:27,641 --> 00:05:29,107 Okay, well you just keep stopping, 154 00:05:29,142 --> 00:05:30,406 - so I thought... - Ah... to pour water. 155 00:05:30,441 --> 00:05:32,373 - Because I'm thirsty. - Got it. Great. 156 00:05:32,408 --> 00:05:35,873 Now, let's get into the details of this with... 157 00:05:35,908 --> 00:05:37,274 Oh, my God! What, Gary? 158 00:05:37,309 --> 00:05:39,183 You're spilling water everywhere. 159 00:05:41,259 --> 00:05:42,558 Yes, I am. 160 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,640 Because our first order of business 161 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:46,478 is cleaning this floor. 162 00:05:47,309 --> 00:05:49,007 Charles! Charles, come here. 163 00:05:49,042 --> 00:05:50,274 I figured out how to get our money back. 164 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:51,751 I knew you'd save our honeymoon. 165 00:05:52,108 --> 00:05:53,174 - My honeymoon. - Whatever. 166 00:05:53,209 --> 00:05:54,473 Yeah, all right, so NutriBoom 167 00:05:54,508 --> 00:05:56,274 is a massive financial scam, right? 168 00:05:56,309 --> 00:05:58,140 If we can prove that, we could take down the whole company. 169 00:05:58,175 --> 00:05:59,640 Oh, I don't know. Are you sure you wanna take them on? 170 00:05:59,675 --> 00:06:01,606 They're pretty scary. I mean, no one's seen 171 00:06:01,641 --> 00:06:03,006 the CEO's wife in years. 172 00:06:03,108 --> 00:06:04,506 People think she's been murdered. 173 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:05,840 That's just a rumor. All right, here's the plan: 174 00:06:05,942 --> 00:06:07,140 we infiltrate their headquarters 175 00:06:07,175 --> 00:06:08,606 and get their financial records. 176 00:06:08,641 --> 00:06:10,207 But how do we get in, you ask? 177 00:06:10,242 --> 00:06:12,274 By attending today's meeting of President's Club 178 00:06:12,309 --> 00:06:13,740 Admiral Level NutriMasters 179 00:06:13,775 --> 00:06:15,406 - at the NutriTower Life Base. - I don't know, 180 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:16,973 they know we're cops, we can't just walk in. 181 00:06:17,008 --> 00:06:18,439 Correct. We can't walk right in, 182 00:06:18,474 --> 00:06:20,240 but we know someone who's a high-level 183 00:06:20,275 --> 00:06:21,773 NutriBoom distributor who can. 184 00:06:21,808 --> 00:06:23,373 And he look exactly like you. 185 00:06:23,408 --> 00:06:24,940 - Hey, guys. - I don't know. 186 00:06:25,042 --> 00:06:26,140 You really think it'll work? 187 00:06:26,175 --> 00:06:27,373 Charles, it has to. 188 00:06:27,408 --> 00:06:29,907 It's for our honeymoon. 189 00:06:29,942 --> 00:06:31,506 You said "our." 190 00:06:35,011 --> 00:06:37,679 Okay, the meeting at NutriBoom HQ starts in two hours. 191 00:06:37,714 --> 00:06:39,080 Charles, you're going as Bill 192 00:06:39,115 --> 00:06:40,779 and I'm going as one of your NutriCruits. 193 00:06:40,814 --> 00:06:42,180 Bill, did you bring those things I asked for? 194 00:06:42,215 --> 00:06:43,380 Yep, all of my belongings that you'll need 195 00:06:43,415 --> 00:06:45,015 are in this suitcase. 196 00:06:47,118 --> 00:06:49,150 Why is it vibrating? Is your cell phone in here? 197 00:06:49,185 --> 00:06:51,864 - No. - I'm sure it's not a sex toy. 198 00:06:51,899 --> 00:06:52,880 All right, these people really know Bill, 199 00:06:52,915 --> 00:06:54,479 so you're gonna have to become him. 200 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:55,846 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 201 00:06:55,881 --> 00:06:57,819 but Bill, tell us all about yourself. 202 00:06:57,854 --> 00:07:00,079 Let's start with my whole family history. 203 00:07:00,396 --> 00:07:02,395 I was abandoned at a playground as an infant. 204 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:03,712 And here I am. 205 00:07:04,005 --> 00:07:05,335 Oh. That was the whole thing. 206 00:07:05,589 --> 00:07:08,279 Well, sad. But easier than remembering a bunch of names. 207 00:07:08,314 --> 00:07:10,050 Okay, tell us more. 208 00:07:10,085 --> 00:07:11,646 Now, here's a list of all the nicknames I go by. 209 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,695 Big Bill, Big Eric, Big Drew, Big Dave, Super Thick... 210 00:07:14,730 --> 00:07:16,146 Just write them all down for us. 211 00:07:16,181 --> 00:07:18,921 And that's why the number of belly buttons I have is... 212 00:07:18,956 --> 00:07:20,188 - Two. - One. 213 00:07:20,223 --> 00:07:22,151 - Zero. - Ahh. 214 00:07:22,186 --> 00:07:23,373 Hello. 215 00:07:23,408 --> 00:07:29,343 - Hello. - Hello. 216 00:07:29,378 --> 00:07:31,566 That's it. Okay, now let's work on your wink. 217 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:34,184 Almost. Now think, 218 00:07:34,514 --> 00:07:38,304 only you and I know our naughty little secret. 219 00:07:39,052 --> 00:07:40,416 Mmm-hmm. 220 00:07:40,601 --> 00:07:42,366 Okay, I think Boyle's ready. 221 00:07:42,401 --> 00:07:43,552 That's a no-go, Amigo. 222 00:07:43,587 --> 00:07:44,823 If you really wanna pass as me, 223 00:07:44,858 --> 00:07:46,153 you're gonna need to learn my patented 224 00:07:46,188 --> 00:07:47,246 neck massage technique. 225 00:07:47,281 --> 00:07:48,537 I think I've learned enough. 226 00:07:48,572 --> 00:07:49,679 Yeah, I don't really see that coming up. 227 00:07:49,714 --> 00:07:51,105 Thanks for your help, Bill. 228 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:53,621 So how did your first briefing go, Sergeant? 229 00:07:53,656 --> 00:07:55,355 Did you give the squad a simple goal? 230 00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:57,418 Mm-hmm. Revamping the filing system. 231 00:07:57,453 --> 00:07:59,622 Mm, smart. Sounds very easy. 232 00:07:59,657 --> 00:08:01,119 - Mm. - I assume it's been a success? 233 00:08:01,154 --> 00:08:03,746 Oh... Yes. It's been... 234 00:08:04,121 --> 00:08:05,720 all types of successes. 235 00:08:05,755 --> 00:08:08,013 Rousing, resounding... 236 00:08:08,048 --> 00:08:09,813 smashing. 237 00:08:09,848 --> 00:08:12,634 Oh, it's good to hear. Remember, failure... 238 00:08:13,214 --> 00:08:14,312 is for failures. 239 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:15,866 Good thing I'm not a failure. 240 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,843 Guys, I lied. My briefing was a total failure. 241 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:21,212 But you told Captain Holt it went great 242 00:08:21,247 --> 00:08:22,860 in such a normal way. 243 00:08:22,895 --> 00:08:24,360 I'm a terrible manager. 244 00:08:24,395 --> 00:08:26,942 I've got this super eager know-it-all on my squad 245 00:08:26,977 --> 00:08:28,785 who keeps derailing me with all his ideas 246 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:30,044 and I can't get anything done. 247 00:08:30,079 --> 00:08:31,468 Aww, you got an Amy. 248 00:08:31,503 --> 00:08:33,062 - Oh, she's got an Amy. - It's pretty normal. 249 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:34,395 Yeah, she got one of her, right? 250 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:35,762 Like a pet. Takes one to know one, 251 00:08:35,797 --> 00:08:38,029 - I guess. - No, he is not an Amy. 252 00:08:38,064 --> 00:08:39,529 I am nothing like Gary. 253 00:08:39,564 --> 00:08:41,129 Uhh, first of all, Gary and Amy 254 00:08:41,164 --> 00:08:43,129 - are the exact same name. - Let me ask you this: 255 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:45,163 did he already send you nine follow-up emails 256 00:08:45,197 --> 00:08:46,852 - about the briefing? - No. 257 00:08:47,609 --> 00:08:49,063 - It was 30. - You got an Amy. 258 00:08:49,098 --> 00:08:52,130 Guys, I think I would know if my Gary was an Amy. 259 00:08:53,368 --> 00:08:54,662 - Hey, Gary. What you reading? - The new issue 260 00:08:54,697 --> 00:08:55,930 of "Stationary Monthly." 261 00:08:55,965 --> 00:08:57,101 Yeah, I have an Amy. 262 00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:00,063 Bill. Is that you? 263 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:03,677 Yes, it's me, Bill. Hello. 264 00:09:04,064 --> 00:09:05,362 - You seem different. - Nope. 265 00:09:05,397 --> 00:09:07,241 I'm still the same old Bill Hummertrout 266 00:09:07,276 --> 00:09:09,029 who grew up in Bean Station, Tennessee 267 00:09:09,064 --> 00:09:10,169 and shaves his armpits. 268 00:09:10,204 --> 00:09:12,063 Anyway, meet the new recruit I signed up. 269 00:09:12,098 --> 00:09:13,529 New NutriCruit? Boom, boom! 270 00:09:13,564 --> 00:09:15,395 Boom, boom. My name is Barry St. Barry. 271 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,295 And I can't wait to get inside and unlock my NutriFuture. 272 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:19,862 Let me... let me in! Let me in! 273 00:09:19,897 --> 00:09:21,129 I love your energy. Boom, boom! 274 00:09:21,164 --> 00:09:23,730 I love your energy. Boom, boom! 275 00:09:23,765 --> 00:09:25,774 Okay, get up there. 276 00:09:26,197 --> 00:09:28,362 Man, everybody here is so creepy. 277 00:09:28,397 --> 00:09:30,682 Yeah. Is that Hitchcock and Scully? 278 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:33,562 - Boom, boom, Bill! - Boom, boom! 279 00:09:33,597 --> 00:09:34,729 Yeah, that tracks. 280 00:09:34,764 --> 00:09:36,295 All right, let's get a move on. 281 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:37,796 The longer I stay here, the more horrified I get. 282 00:09:37,831 --> 00:09:39,063 I know. Have you seen all these posters 283 00:09:39,098 --> 00:09:40,903 of David Stovelman's wife, Debby? 284 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:43,195 "I'm happy healthy and alive." 285 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:45,329 - Oh, Debbie dead. - Debbie real dead. 286 00:09:45,364 --> 00:09:46,862 All right, Bill said that the offices 287 00:09:46,897 --> 00:09:48,162 are behind that roped-off area. 288 00:09:48,197 --> 00:09:49,662 We're gonna need a distraction. 289 00:09:49,697 --> 00:09:51,395 Well, if I know cults, this meeting will start 290 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:53,462 with an insanely over-the-top nonsense video. 291 00:09:53,497 --> 00:09:55,030 - Huh. - Hello, Admirals. 292 00:09:55,065 --> 00:09:56,563 Please turn your eyes to the monitors 293 00:09:56,598 --> 00:09:58,596 for a special hello from NutriBoom elite, 294 00:09:58,631 --> 00:09:59,596 Jay Chandrasekhar. 295 00:09:59,631 --> 00:10:01,529 Boom, boom, everybody! 296 00:10:01,564 --> 00:10:03,296 Boom, boom, Jay! 297 00:10:03,331 --> 00:10:04,797 - And there's our distraction. - When I first met 298 00:10:04,832 --> 00:10:06,331 Docter David Stovelman, 299 00:10:06,366 --> 00:10:09,063 I had no idea my amino acids could be so high 300 00:10:09,097 --> 00:10:11,011 or so low. 301 00:10:11,497 --> 00:10:13,029 Ugh, guys. 302 00:10:13,064 --> 00:10:15,063 Gary is killing my productivity. 303 00:10:15,097 --> 00:10:17,495 Terry, how did you used to deal with having an Amy? 304 00:10:17,530 --> 00:10:19,829 I didn't have to do anything. You've always been great. 305 00:10:19,864 --> 00:10:21,362 Cut the crap, Terry. I'm drowning. 306 00:10:21,397 --> 00:10:23,629 Fine. When you got too difficult to deal with, 307 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:24,792 I'd pull rank. 308 00:10:25,029 --> 00:10:27,229 - Did that work? - No. Not even once. 309 00:10:27,264 --> 00:10:28,896 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 310 00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:30,162 Well, you could always just wait for Gary 311 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,663 to find his Jake and then eventually, 312 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,864 over time, they'll each become 10% easier to deal with. 313 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,430 Gary will never find love. 314 00:10:35,465 --> 00:10:36,797 He is unlovable. 315 00:10:36,832 --> 00:10:38,464 - Gina, what do I do? - No, I don't know 316 00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:39,631 how to deal with an Amy. 317 00:10:39,666 --> 00:10:43,095 But there is this girl Wanda in my Mommy & Me class. 318 00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:45,996 She's such a pill. She's so into her baby 319 00:10:46,031 --> 00:10:48,029 and not into the other babies and it's like, 320 00:10:48,063 --> 00:10:49,295 oh, cool, well, congrats. 321 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:50,830 Your baby rolled over early. 322 00:10:50,865 --> 00:10:52,264 - Like, who cares? - I don't have time 323 00:10:52,299 --> 00:10:54,799 - for this, Gina. - And that is how 324 00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:56,266 you deal with an Amy. 325 00:10:56,301 --> 00:10:58,000 You talk about something she's not interested in 326 00:10:58,034 --> 00:11:01,375 - until she walks away. - Ohh, brilliant. 327 00:11:01,897 --> 00:11:03,529 Stupid cult. 328 00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:05,929 They labeled their financial records "financial records." 329 00:11:05,964 --> 00:11:07,176 Dummies. 330 00:11:08,397 --> 00:11:10,162 Uh-oh, Jake. We got a NutriBoomer 331 00:11:10,197 --> 00:11:11,495 approaching at 12:00. 332 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:12,819 The file just started downloading. 333 00:11:12,854 --> 00:11:14,086 - How much time do we have? - I don't know, 334 00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:15,452 - but he's a polka dotter. - Polka Dotter... 335 00:11:15,487 --> 00:11:17,320 - what does that mean? - Of the eight types of walkers? 336 00:11:17,355 --> 00:11:19,119 Polka dotters, drivers, arm swingers, 337 00:11:19,154 --> 00:11:20,654 stompers... you don't know about this? 338 00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,969 Nobody does, Charles. You clearly just read some weird blog post. 339 00:11:23,004 --> 00:11:25,194 First of all, Popmango.com is not a weird blog. 340 00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:26,228 It's infotainment. 341 00:11:26,263 --> 00:11:27,562 Secondly, polka dot walkers 342 00:11:27,597 --> 00:11:28,682 take short strides on their toes. 343 00:11:28,717 --> 00:11:30,191 I don't wanna learn about polka dotters right now. 344 00:11:30,226 --> 00:11:31,159 Just get out there and stall him. 345 00:11:31,194 --> 00:11:32,125 But... gah! 346 00:11:32,509 --> 00:11:34,629 Hello, bud. Boom, boom. 347 00:11:34,664 --> 00:11:36,129 Boom, boom. Bill. 348 00:11:36,164 --> 00:11:37,296 What are you doing back here? 349 00:11:37,331 --> 00:11:38,897 This floor's closed on the weekend. 350 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,796 You know me, just gotta stretch my legs. 351 00:11:40,897 --> 00:11:42,329 I'm really sore from Pilates. 352 00:11:42,364 --> 00:11:44,028 But NutriBoom doesn't allow Pilates. 353 00:11:44,063 --> 00:11:45,495 It's a pseudoscience. 354 00:11:45,682 --> 00:11:48,762 Right, no. Pilates is the name of my 355 00:11:48,797 --> 00:11:50,462 most recent sexual partner. 356 00:11:50,497 --> 00:11:51,596 Boom, boom! 357 00:11:51,631 --> 00:11:53,262 Boom, boom. You seem off, man. 358 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,162 Your voice is different, you're not sucking on 359 00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:57,078 - your signature lollipop. - Right. 360 00:11:57,749 --> 00:11:59,929 I guess I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed. 361 00:11:59,964 --> 00:12:01,495 Since when do you sleep in a bed? 362 00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:02,696 Why are you being so weird? 363 00:12:02,731 --> 00:12:04,019 What are you doing back here? 364 00:12:04,193 --> 00:12:05,691 I know what's going on. 365 00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:08,529 You're fishing for one of my patented neck massages, 366 00:12:08,564 --> 00:12:09,446 aren't you? 367 00:12:09,877 --> 00:12:12,395 - There's the Bill I know. - Present and accounted for. 368 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:15,589 Now turn around and gimme me that neck. 369 00:12:17,197 --> 00:12:18,662 You're not gonna do it from the front? 370 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,483 Well, of course. I mean, that's how I do it. 371 00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:27,229 Oh, that's the good stuff. Boom, boom. 372 00:12:27,264 --> 00:12:28,362 Boom, boom. 373 00:12:30,864 --> 00:12:32,625 Hey, where's my eye contact? 374 00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:36,229 I got the files. 375 00:12:36,264 --> 00:12:37,762 I told you it would work. 376 00:12:37,797 --> 00:12:40,494 - Wait, what's wrong? - They formed a line, Jake. 377 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,124 They formed a line. 378 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,603 Ugh... No evidence of wrong doing in any of these files. 379 00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:51,106 Credit where credit is due, 380 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,707 NutriBoom is good at criminal activity. 381 00:12:52,742 --> 00:12:54,373 Well, they're terrible at making shakes. 382 00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:57,274 Right? The only listed ingredient is "foreign substance." 383 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,151 And the flavor is called "Almost Cherry." 384 00:13:00,309 --> 00:13:01,841 And I can't stop drinking it. 385 00:13:01,877 --> 00:13:04,205 This is interesting. There's a major transaction 386 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,572 - on June 10th. - My dad's birthday! 387 00:13:05,608 --> 00:13:07,106 You really think that's what I thought 388 00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:08,540 - was interesting about it? - I don't know. 389 00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:10,373 It's a payment for 100 grand to ScepterCore. 390 00:13:10,409 --> 00:13:12,340 Isn't that one of those black ops security firms 391 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,239 - that ex-SEALs worked for? - Yes, it is. 392 00:13:14,275 --> 00:13:15,973 - And on June 10th... - My dad's birthday. 393 00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:18,168 Are you just trying to get me to remember your dad's birthday now? 394 00:13:18,204 --> 00:13:19,175 I mean, it wouldn't kill you to call. 395 00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:20,570 We don't have time to talk about this. 396 00:13:20,606 --> 00:13:22,538 Your dad's birthday is the same day 397 00:13:22,574 --> 00:13:24,206 that Debbie Stovelman went missing last year. 398 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:25,874 I bet the payment is a paper trail 399 00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:27,973 for the hit Stovelman took out on his wife. 400 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,473 This just became a murder case. 401 00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:31,473 Maybe, but it's not enough to open an investigation. 402 00:13:31,508 --> 00:13:33,707 Right, but it is enough to make Stovelman nervous. 403 00:13:33,742 --> 00:13:35,352 - We just have to get to him. - Oh, no. 404 00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,006 Do I have to go as Bill again? 405 00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,206 No, don't worry. He isn't big enough 406 00:13:38,241 --> 00:13:39,807 to earn face time with the founder. 407 00:13:39,843 --> 00:13:41,455 We have to take this to the highest level. 408 00:13:42,008 --> 00:13:43,635 Jay Chandrasekhar! 409 00:13:44,775 --> 00:13:46,206 Hey, Gina. Thanks for nothin'! 410 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,540 - Oh, you're welcome. - I said, for nothin'. 411 00:13:48,575 --> 00:13:50,540 Your boring story didn't work. 412 00:13:50,575 --> 00:13:53,840 So my friend Wanda, she just loves the oceans. 413 00:13:53,941 --> 00:13:56,740 The Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian... 414 00:13:56,775 --> 00:13:59,740 Ooh, ooh! What is her take on straits? 415 00:13:59,775 --> 00:14:01,251 Because I love the Bering. 416 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,039 We talked about bodies of water for hours. 417 00:14:04,074 --> 00:14:06,774 Damn, the Force is strong with this Amy. 418 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:08,039 Look, I wasn't gonna tell you this, 419 00:14:08,074 --> 00:14:09,540 but you should just do what I used to do 420 00:14:09,575 --> 00:14:11,306 - when I needed to escape you. - What did you do? 421 00:14:11,341 --> 00:14:13,140 Literally escape you. Always be on the move. 422 00:14:13,175 --> 00:14:14,440 Never be static. Like a shark. 423 00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:15,906 That way he can't catch your attention. 424 00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:18,106 That's right! That is what we did. 425 00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:19,839 - But you all did that? - Mm-hmm. 426 00:14:19,874 --> 00:14:21,873 Okay, but Rosa, how did you... 427 00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:24,020 Rosa? W-where did she... 428 00:14:24,775 --> 00:14:27,170 Damn, you guys are good. 429 00:14:27,841 --> 00:14:29,973 There he is. How did you know he'd be at this coffee shop? 430 00:14:30,008 --> 00:14:32,206 "US Weekly." He's pictured here all the time. 431 00:14:32,308 --> 00:14:33,807 He's coming out. All right, look, 432 00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:34,972 this guy is into NutriBoom pretty deep. 433 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,373 But if we apply enough pressure, we may get him to crack. 434 00:14:37,408 --> 00:14:38,440 Copy that. 435 00:14:38,475 --> 00:14:39,706 Hi, excuse me. 436 00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:41,240 Mr. Chandrasekhar, we wanted to talk to you 437 00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:42,839 - about NutriBoom. - All right! 438 00:14:42,874 --> 00:14:44,607 - Boom, boom, guys. - Boom, boom! 439 00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:46,906 - We're with the NYPD. - Oh, my God. Seriously? 440 00:14:46,941 --> 00:14:47,960 You guys have to save me. 441 00:14:47,996 --> 00:14:49,106 - Can you get me out? - What's that now? 442 00:14:49,142 --> 00:14:50,676 NutriBoom is a scam and a cult. 443 00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:52,140 - They've ruined my life. - Really? 444 00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:53,707 You look so happy in the videos. 445 00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:55,536 You'd pretend to be happy too if you knew what they did to me. 446 00:14:55,572 --> 00:14:57,439 - Testicular torture? - Yeah. 447 00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:58,839 - Ohh. - Look, 448 00:14:58,874 --> 00:15:00,406 we have reason to believe David Stovelman 449 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,573 murdered his wife, Debbie. 450 00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:02,873 - Yeah, duh! - All right, Jay. 451 00:15:02,908 --> 00:15:04,306 - Try to remain calm, here. - Sorry. 452 00:15:04,341 --> 00:15:05,806 - I'm just so scarred. - Right, 453 00:15:05,842 --> 00:15:07,207 from the nard torture. 454 00:15:07,243 --> 00:15:08,974 Look, we have evidence that could tie David 455 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,743 to his wife's death, but we need your help 456 00:15:10,778 --> 00:15:12,634 - to get to him. - Yeah, I'll do whatever you want. 457 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:14,154 You have no idea how terrible they are. 458 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,106 Trust me, I do. They took ten grand from me. 459 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,905 Boo-hoo, they kidnapped my dog. 460 00:15:17,941 --> 00:15:19,340 Okay, well, no need to compare stakes. 461 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,173 Although I doubt your dog cost $10,000. 462 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,573 You can't put a price on life. 463 00:15:22,608 --> 00:15:24,657 You're absolutely right. Thank you so much for your help, sir. 464 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:26,839 - Sergeant? - Aah! 465 00:15:26,874 --> 00:15:27,973 I need to tell you something. 466 00:15:28,008 --> 00:15:29,406 Great. Can't wait to hear it. 467 00:15:29,441 --> 00:15:31,106 First, could you pass that thing over there? 468 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:33,478 Sure, yes. Oh, what thing? I don't... 469 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,791 Sergeant? 470 00:15:36,175 --> 00:15:37,920 - Sergeant! - Oh, hey. 471 00:15:41,176 --> 00:15:42,500 Sergeant? 472 00:15:43,607 --> 00:15:44,755 Sergeant? 473 00:15:49,974 --> 00:15:51,358 Okay. 474 00:15:51,941 --> 00:15:54,500 Let's finally get these shelves up. 475 00:15:55,762 --> 00:15:57,994 Goes perfect. 476 00:15:58,608 --> 00:16:00,374 Ohh! Oh, no. 477 00:16:00,496 --> 00:16:02,194 Oh, there you are. 478 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:04,873 I was trying to tell you not to use that wall. 479 00:16:04,908 --> 00:16:06,458 It has water damage. 480 00:16:07,435 --> 00:16:08,479 Noted. 481 00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:12,039 So Stovelman will pick up Jay and take him to lunch. 482 00:16:12,141 --> 00:16:13,873 We trail them, and then when they get comfortable, 483 00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:15,540 ambush 'em with the intel about his wife. 484 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,473 Wow. I can't believe we're working a sting operation 485 00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:19,906 - with a celebrity. - I know. 486 00:16:19,941 --> 00:16:21,340 I feel like we're in "Oceans 11." 487 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,406 You're such a Clooney. 488 00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,106 - Ooh, and I'm Elliot Gould. - Wow. 489 00:16:24,141 --> 00:16:26,329 Just skipped right over Pitt and Damon, huh? 490 00:16:26,941 --> 00:16:28,373 - I've been good! - Oh, no! 491 00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:30,440 - Those are NutriCore guys. - They're taking Jay! 492 00:16:30,475 --> 00:16:32,472 It's not a pick up. It's a throw in. 493 00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,540 - Where's Jay? - Hey, Bill. 494 00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:35,973 - Boom, boom! - No boom, boom. 495 00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:38,039 - I am not Bill. - Look, we're with the NYPD. 496 00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:40,739 We saw two NutriCore thugs kidnap Jay and bring him here. 497 00:16:40,774 --> 00:16:42,540 - Now where is he? - Bill, you're a cop! 498 00:16:42,575 --> 00:16:44,573 - No, I am not Bill! - If you don't cooperate, 499 00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:46,406 we'll consider you an accessory to this crime. 500 00:16:46,441 --> 00:16:47,906 I don't know what you mean by crime. 501 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,206 Jay's just voluntarily hanging out with 502 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,073 some nutrition specialists in the basement. 503 00:16:51,108 --> 00:16:52,839 You can see for yourself if you'd like, Bill. 504 00:16:52,874 --> 00:16:54,540 I will see for myself, but I am not Bill. 505 00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:55,806 - Good one, Bill. - Oh! 506 00:16:55,841 --> 00:16:56,858 Get out of here. 507 00:16:57,275 --> 00:17:00,039 - Jay! Oh, my God. - Boom, boom, guys! 508 00:17:00,074 --> 00:17:01,939 What? We saw them take you. Are you okay? 509 00:17:01,974 --> 00:17:03,507 What are you talking about? 510 00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:06,006 - Oh, the van thing? - Yeah, Jay. The van thing. 511 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,507 Those are just my friends from NutriBoom. 512 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:09,306 They were worried about my amino acid levels, 513 00:17:09,341 --> 00:17:12,168 so they rushed me straight here to give me more or less of them. 514 00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:13,540 Why are you talking like that? 515 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:14,611 What did they do to you? 516 00:17:14,874 --> 00:17:15,906 Oh, I see. 517 00:17:15,941 --> 00:17:16,914 They gave you back your dog. 518 00:17:16,949 --> 00:17:18,573 No, they found my dog. 519 00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:20,739 He was wandering around a park for a year. 520 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,672 Come on, man. Pull it together. 521 00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:24,006 These people are evil, remember? 522 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,672 David Stovelman murdered his wife. 523 00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:27,032 You mean me? 524 00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:29,932 - Debbie Stovelman. - Boom, boom. 525 00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:32,506 She is happy, healthy and alive. 526 00:17:36,784 --> 00:17:38,891 Hey, Captain. Just wanted to say 527 00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:40,350 sorry about the hole in the wall. 528 00:17:40,385 --> 00:17:41,783 I've already called maintenance. 529 00:17:41,818 --> 00:17:43,283 - Okay. Anything else? - God, you're good. 530 00:17:43,318 --> 00:17:44,617 You saw right through me. 531 00:17:44,651 --> 00:17:45,854 I failed as a manager. 532 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:49,083 I couldn't deal with this overeager officer who kept pestering me. 533 00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:50,883 - Ohh, you have an... - Amy. 534 00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:53,050 Yes, I know. We've been through it a lot today. 535 00:17:53,085 --> 00:17:54,649 Well, you should've come to me. 536 00:17:54,886 --> 00:17:56,319 I know exactly what it's like to be you. 537 00:17:56,355 --> 00:17:57,550 You used to be an Amy? 538 00:17:57,585 --> 00:17:59,810 No, I never had your level of insecurity. 539 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,653 I was referring to managing an Amy. 540 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,150 Of course. Well, I'm not sure there's anything left to try. 541 00:18:04,185 --> 00:18:05,450 No matter what I did, 542 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,117 he just kept interrupting me 543 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,517 with all his own ideas. 544 00:18:08,552 --> 00:18:09,749 - Were they good ideas? - I don't know. 545 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,147 I didn't listen to them. 546 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,124 Damn. 547 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,607 Did you just solve it that easily? 548 00:18:14,643 --> 00:18:18,257 Yes, I did. You see, managing Amy is not a chore, it's a pleasure. 549 00:18:18,293 --> 00:18:20,283 - Because an Amy is a tool. - I'm a tool? 550 00:18:20,318 --> 00:18:22,045 Yes, you're a massive tool. 551 00:18:22,117 --> 00:18:23,882 You're useful and valuable. 552 00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:26,244 Sure, an Amy can be intimidating sometimes 553 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,012 because they have such strong ideas. 554 00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:30,146 But you should always listen to an Amy 555 00:18:30,182 --> 00:18:31,916 because they will only make you better. 556 00:18:32,304 --> 00:18:35,426 At least, that's my experience. 557 00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:37,669 Thank you, sir. 558 00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:40,447 Jay, would you please excuse us. 559 00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:42,181 I believe there's a brand new motorcycle 560 00:18:42,217 --> 00:18:43,648 with your name on it upstairs. 561 00:18:43,684 --> 00:18:45,216 You guys are the best. 562 00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:46,983 Thanks for bringing my dog back. 563 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,682 He looks almost exactly the same. 564 00:18:48,717 --> 00:18:50,450 - Come on. - Boom, boom, Jake. 565 00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:52,517 - Boom, boom, Charles. - Boom, boom, Jay. 566 00:18:52,552 --> 00:18:53,550 What's going on here? 567 00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:55,516 - I thought you were murdered. - I was never dead. 568 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,016 Then what was that 100k payment to ScepterCore for? 569 00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,916 It was to get you off the grid. 570 00:18:59,951 --> 00:19:01,716 Because the Feds were investigating you. 571 00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,649 You can't indict someone who doesn't exist. 572 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,949 So you're still working for NutriBoom? 573 00:19:04,984 --> 00:19:07,517 Working for? I am NutriBoom. 574 00:19:07,841 --> 00:19:10,517 Look, your annoying little crusade is wasting my time. 575 00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:12,949 I want you to leave me and my company alone. 576 00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,783 Not gonna happen. Now we know you're alive 577 00:19:14,818 --> 00:19:16,049 and I bet the Feds would be interested 578 00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:17,250 - in knowing that, too. - Maybe, 579 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,218 but the fact remains, 580 00:19:18,254 --> 00:19:19,819 I haven't committed any crimes... 581 00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:21,116 that anyone can prove. 582 00:19:21,151 --> 00:19:22,949 So you can try your luck with the Feds. 583 00:19:22,984 --> 00:19:24,450 Or you can get your money back and go on 584 00:19:24,485 --> 00:19:25,749 that expensive honeymoon. 585 00:19:25,784 --> 00:19:27,049 How do you know about my honeymoon? 586 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:29,004 - I know everything. - Oh, really? 587 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,788 Because you don't know about my big ass moral compass. 588 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,495 Damn! 589 00:19:35,452 --> 00:19:38,202 I'm going to the Feds, and you're going down. 590 00:19:39,584 --> 00:19:41,116 Also, can you tell us how to get out of here? 591 00:19:41,152 --> 00:19:42,882 This place is a real maze. 592 00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:44,883 Oh, Officer Jennings? 593 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,049 Can I speak to you for a minute? 594 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,250 Of course. Nothing I like more 595 00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:48,716 than one-on-one time with my boss. 596 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,350 Wow, it's like staring in a mirror. 597 00:19:50,385 --> 00:19:51,749 - What? - Nothing. 598 00:19:51,784 --> 00:19:53,417 Listen, I wanna apologize. 599 00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:56,783 I ignored your ideas and that was a mistake. 600 00:19:56,818 --> 00:19:58,383 Please, tell me your suggestions 601 00:19:58,418 --> 00:19:59,849 - for the filing system. - It's actually 602 00:19:59,884 --> 00:20:02,216 five suggestions and 23 sub suggestions. 603 00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:04,049 - And I... - After the briefing. 604 00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:06,271 Ohh. Copy that. 605 00:20:06,859 --> 00:20:08,316 All right, listen up, squad. 606 00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:10,016 We had increased criminal activity 607 00:20:10,051 --> 00:20:11,316 in the park last night, so we'll be 608 00:20:11,351 --> 00:20:12,983 doubling our patrols there today. 609 00:20:13,018 --> 00:20:16,119 After the meeting, I will be handing out new... 610 00:20:21,918 --> 00:20:23,249 assignments. 611 00:20:24,617 --> 00:20:26,136 Oh, my God, I did it. 612 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,649 The Feds said our intel could help them 613 00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:30,049 maybe take down Stovelman someday, 614 00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:32,549 - but they didn't sound hopeful. - Well, I'm glad 615 00:20:32,584 --> 00:20:33,816 - you did the right thing. - Really? 616 00:20:33,851 --> 00:20:35,250 Even though it means we now have no money 617 00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:36,883 - for a decent honeymoon? - It's hard not to 618 00:20:36,918 --> 00:20:38,316 say a really corny thing right now 619 00:20:38,351 --> 00:20:40,116 about how every day's a honeymoon with you. 620 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,582 Aww. Although, technically, you did you just say it. 621 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,410 Which is very embarrassing for you. 622 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,070 Jake, don't freak out. 623 00:20:48,106 --> 00:20:50,371 There's a really creepy guy spying on us. 624 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,150 Oh, no, no, no. 625 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:53,849 That's just Phil from NutraBoom. 626 00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:55,425 He'll be intimidating us from now on. 627 00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:58,249 There's an evil corporation hell-bent on destroying us. 628 00:20:58,285 --> 00:21:00,109 Hi, Phil! Boom, boom! 629 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,258 Say, "Boom, boom," darling. 630 00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:03,224 Boom, boom.