1 00:00:01,406 --> 00:00:02,974 - Ooh, a yeast feast. - Never mind. 2 00:00:03,006 --> 00:00:03,973 No, no, no, I want to go, it's just, 3 00:00:04,007 --> 00:00:06,173 there's a huge emergency I have to deal with first. 4 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:07,506 Oh, no. Is everything okay? 5 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,574 It's about my food truck. 6 00:00:08,607 --> 00:00:09,973 I have to get a parking spot. 7 00:00:10,006 --> 00:00:11,239 Oh. That doesn't sound as intense 8 00:00:11,273 --> 00:00:12,574 as you were making it out to be. 9 00:00:12,606 --> 00:00:14,974 - Move your ass, you old bitch! - What is happening? 10 00:00:15,006 --> 00:00:16,306 We have to get there by 7:00 11 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:18,174 when they lift the parking restrictions. 12 00:00:18,207 --> 00:00:20,950 It's the best spot in Brooklyn, and everyone wants it. 13 00:00:20,975 --> 00:00:22,309 Get the hell out of the way! 14 00:00:24,875 --> 00:00:28,309 Charles, I highly doubt the entire food truck industry 15 00:00:28,341 --> 00:00:29,774 is racing to get into this one spot. 16 00:00:29,807 --> 00:00:31,308 It's not "Mad Max." 17 00:00:31,341 --> 00:00:32,575 We're neck and neck with rice pudding. 18 00:00:32,608 --> 00:00:34,342 You got Korean tacos on your six. 19 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:36,575 Oh, my God, it's real. We're on the Fury Road. 20 00:00:37,475 --> 00:00:38,875 Witness me, blood bag! 21 00:00:38,907 --> 00:00:40,242 Hold on tight! 22 00:00:51,829 --> 00:00:53,997 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 23 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,316 That was the most stressful thing I've ever gone through, 24 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:15,808 and I was wrongfully imprisoned last year. 25 00:01:15,841 --> 00:01:17,242 That was fun. 26 00:01:17,275 --> 00:01:19,674 Every aspect of owning a food truck is fun. 27 00:01:19,707 --> 00:01:21,342 It is fun, fun, fun. 28 00:01:21,383 --> 00:01:23,287 What the hell do you want, Troy? 29 00:01:23,312 --> 00:01:24,520 You stole my spot, you son of a bitch! 30 00:01:24,554 --> 00:01:25,821 Oh, go on, get out of here. 31 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,655 - You're just jealous. - I'm not going anywhere! I made a signal, 32 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:28,987 - and you made an illegal U-turn! - Give me a break. 33 00:01:29,019 --> 00:01:30,686 - I should call the cops! - Oh, are you gonna 34 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,954 - call the cops? - Yeah, I'm gonna call the cops! 35 00:01:31,987 --> 00:01:33,621 - I am the cops! - Oh, you're a cop now? 36 00:01:33,653 --> 00:01:34,621 Why don't you go back to your garbage truck 37 00:01:34,653 --> 00:01:35,954 and cook some pudding? 38 00:01:35,986 --> 00:01:36,954 You're gonna regret this. 39 00:01:36,987 --> 00:01:39,153 Kill yourself, Troy! 40 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,954 Jake, I have a confession to make. 41 00:01:40,987 --> 00:01:42,967 The food truck is kind of stressing me out. 42 00:01:45,054 --> 00:01:47,595 Bad news, Captain. A water main burst downtown. 43 00:01:47,673 --> 00:01:49,608 - There's been several injuries. - Oh, that's unfortunate. 44 00:01:49,641 --> 00:01:51,509 And the victims are in our blah-blah-blah, 45 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:52,874 but tell him the real tragedy, Terry. 46 00:01:52,907 --> 00:01:54,007 Olivia Crawford... 47 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,841 AKA your main commish competish. 48 00:01:55,873 --> 00:01:58,374 Tweeted a statement addressing the water main break, 49 00:01:58,407 --> 00:02:00,740 and she's been retweeted by the mayor. 50 00:02:00,773 --> 00:02:02,740 "Kudos to our brave officers"... 51 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,707 - Hey, now. - Whoa! What is going on? 52 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:06,375 It's in all caps. 53 00:02:06,407 --> 00:02:08,007 Anyway, I don't see how this is bad news. 54 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,741 Because the commissioner race, 55 00:02:09,773 --> 00:02:10,907 like all of life, 56 00:02:10,941 --> 00:02:12,375 is a popularity contest, 57 00:02:12,407 --> 00:02:14,908 and Olivia is sitting at the hot senior table 58 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:17,708 whilst you are eating lunch alone. 59 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:20,807 If the mayor wants to make me the next NYPD commissioner, 60 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,042 it'll be because of my record and my qualifications, 61 00:02:23,074 --> 00:02:25,041 not my social media presence. 62 00:02:25,074 --> 00:02:26,808 - This is a serious job. - I know. 63 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,640 But like it or not, the decision is political, 64 00:02:29,674 --> 00:02:32,509 and social media is a part of politics now. 65 00:02:32,541 --> 00:02:34,508 - You need a Twitter account. - Not gonna happen. 66 00:02:34,541 --> 00:02:36,375 The whole thing is inane. 67 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:38,908 Besides, 140 characters is far more 68 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:40,408 than anyone needs to make a point. 69 00:02:40,442 --> 00:02:42,907 They actually upped it to 280. 70 00:02:42,941 --> 00:02:44,409 Oh, good God. 71 00:02:44,441 --> 00:02:45,775 I'm so miserable, Jake. 72 00:02:45,807 --> 00:02:47,774 The truck is hemorrhaging money. I'm going bankrupt. 73 00:02:47,807 --> 00:02:49,574 - I never see my family. - All right, look. 74 00:02:49,606 --> 00:02:51,974 You just have to find a way to reduce expenses. 75 00:02:52,008 --> 00:02:53,841 I've started saving $200 a month 76 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,375 just by buying "John Wick" 77 00:02:55,407 --> 00:02:56,707 instead of renting it every two nights. 78 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:57,675 I have cut costs. 79 00:02:57,707 --> 00:03:00,074 I fired my only employee, Ted, which was awful. 80 00:03:00,108 --> 00:03:01,641 Okay, look, I hate to ask this, 81 00:03:01,673 --> 00:03:03,509 but have you considered shutting the truck down? 82 00:03:03,541 --> 00:03:05,408 You're always bragging about how much Boyles love to give up. 83 00:03:05,442 --> 00:03:07,042 I can't. I'm in so much debt. 84 00:03:07,074 --> 00:03:08,707 I took out a loan for the truck. 85 00:03:08,741 --> 00:03:10,409 I got Amy to invest. 86 00:03:10,442 --> 00:03:12,641 No, the only way out of this hole is to keep digging. 87 00:03:12,673 --> 00:03:14,640 That's not how holes work... title of your sex tape... 88 00:03:14,673 --> 00:03:15,974 Charles, look, you're gonna 89 00:03:16,008 --> 00:03:17,675 find your way out of this, I swear. 90 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:19,409 - It's all gonna work out. - You're right. 91 00:03:19,441 --> 00:03:21,608 You know, if I just work hard and stay positive, 92 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,007 I'm sure it'll be a huge success 93 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,309 and everything will be okay. 94 00:03:24,341 --> 00:03:25,474 There you go. 95 00:03:27,342 --> 00:03:29,008 Hello? Oh. 96 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,441 Okay. No, thank you. 97 00:03:31,475 --> 00:03:33,540 So my truck burned down. 98 00:03:33,574 --> 00:03:34,641 Hey. 99 00:03:34,674 --> 00:03:36,475 Someone robbed a bodega on 4th Street. 100 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:37,807 It's the fifth one this week. 101 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,775 It's so sad that someone's targeting bodegas. 102 00:03:39,807 --> 00:03:41,541 They're part of the fabric of New York. 103 00:03:41,573 --> 00:03:43,341 - You shop at them a lot? - No. They overcharge 104 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:44,475 for everything, and they sell rat poison 105 00:03:44,507 --> 00:03:45,775 right next to the bananas. 106 00:03:45,807 --> 00:03:47,541 Yeah, they're gross. I hope they never change. 107 00:03:47,573 --> 00:03:48,774 Anyway, Holt wants us to interview 108 00:03:48,808 --> 00:03:50,441 some of the bodega owners and figure out 109 00:03:50,475 --> 00:03:52,008 where to assign additional uniformed officers. 110 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,541 I put a map up on the server... 111 00:03:53,573 --> 00:03:55,474 No! Just email it to me. 112 00:03:55,507 --> 00:03:57,308 I hate servers. Bye! 113 00:03:57,342 --> 00:03:58,640 Wait. Why'd you close your laptop so fast? 114 00:03:58,674 --> 00:04:00,442 - What are you hiding? - Nurthing. 115 00:04:00,475 --> 00:04:01,708 - You're hiding something. - What? 116 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,974 - Just 'cause I said "nurthing"? - Yes. 117 00:04:04,008 --> 00:04:06,309 No! 118 00:04:06,341 --> 00:04:08,408 Aww, you're looking at wedding dresses? 119 00:04:08,441 --> 00:04:10,374 - That one's dope. - That's not what I was doing. 120 00:04:10,407 --> 00:04:11,907 My computer must've gone to this site on its own. 121 00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:13,975 - How is that possible? - It's broken, Y2K. 122 00:04:14,007 --> 00:04:15,309 I'll fix it. 123 00:04:16,474 --> 00:04:17,840 There, it's fixed. 124 00:04:17,874 --> 00:04:19,508 - You're weird. - I know. 125 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:21,008 Oh, God. My truck. 126 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:22,574 This truck was my baby! 127 00:04:22,607 --> 00:04:24,074 All right, look, Charles, I know you're upset, 128 00:04:24,108 --> 00:04:25,508 but maybe there's a silver lining here. 129 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:27,807 - I mean, you had insurance, right? - Yeah. I already called them. 130 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,293 So maybe you'll get some money for this, 131 00:04:29,324 --> 00:04:31,375 and you can pay off your debts, starting with Amy. 132 00:04:31,407 --> 00:04:32,974 I'm sorry, that was selfish. Forget I said it. 133 00:04:33,008 --> 00:04:34,808 You can pay off your debts, starting with Amy. 134 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:35,974 Whoops, I did it again. 135 00:04:36,007 --> 00:04:37,640 You're right. This is my way out. 136 00:04:37,673 --> 00:04:38,641 It's a miracle. 137 00:04:38,673 --> 00:04:39,774 Oh, my God! 138 00:04:39,808 --> 00:04:41,442 Jake? Boyle? 139 00:04:41,474 --> 00:04:42,975 Adrian. What are you doing here? 140 00:04:43,007 --> 00:04:44,074 I'm an insurance investigator now. 141 00:04:44,107 --> 00:04:45,540 I thought you were in Alaska. 142 00:04:45,574 --> 00:04:47,574 Oh, yeah, I was, after Rosa and I broke up, 143 00:04:47,606 --> 00:04:48,774 but then I accidentally killed 144 00:04:48,807 --> 00:04:51,341 a "protected buffalo"... self-defense. 145 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,008 Next thing I know, Fish and Game are all over my ass. 146 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,640 I ended up in a fight with a bear, 147 00:04:55,674 --> 00:04:57,741 and I had to think to myself, why am I even here? 148 00:04:57,774 --> 00:04:59,574 Wait a minute. You fought a bear? 149 00:04:59,606 --> 00:05:00,908 Big time. The trick on that: 150 00:05:00,941 --> 00:05:02,775 head-butt him in the penis, push him over a cliff. 151 00:05:02,807 --> 00:05:04,374 Ah, I bet that works with a lot of animals. 152 00:05:04,407 --> 00:05:05,607 Only the male ones. 153 00:05:05,641 --> 00:05:06,974 - Learned that the hard way. - Hmm. 154 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,440 Anyway, you know that if you guys want 155 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,074 to get in touch with me, there's easier ways 156 00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:11,740 than burning down your truck, right? 157 00:05:11,774 --> 00:05:13,641 What? Burning down my truck? 158 00:05:13,673 --> 00:05:15,941 Yeah, it's obviously arson, you did it, 159 00:05:15,974 --> 00:05:17,074 you're not gonna get a dime 160 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,641 and are probably gonna go to jail. 161 00:05:18,673 --> 00:05:21,216 So... what's going on with you guys? 162 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:23,588 Give me that juicy Nine-Nine goss, am I right? 163 00:05:28,834 --> 00:05:30,158 This is insane. 164 00:05:30,183 --> 00:05:32,399 I mean, Charles loved this truck. It's his baby. 165 00:05:32,423 --> 00:05:33,621 There's no way he'd burn it down. 166 00:05:33,675 --> 00:05:35,094 The world is a messed up place, Jake. 167 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,126 People kill their babies. 168 00:05:36,159 --> 00:05:37,360 Babies kill their parents. 169 00:05:37,393 --> 00:05:39,060 It's the circle of life. 170 00:05:39,093 --> 00:05:41,460 - That was clearly a triangle. - Okay, fine, busted. 171 00:05:41,492 --> 00:05:43,226 I just had the stove's gas line cleaned. 172 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,926 Maybe it was put back in wrong or something. 173 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,126 Look, I've caught enough arsonists in my day 174 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,425 to know that the owner always does it. 175 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:50,071 Chuck, how's the truck been doing? 176 00:05:50,096 --> 00:05:51,286 - Pretty terrible. - Hmm? 177 00:05:51,326 --> 00:05:52,993 I was just saying, it's a miracle it burned down. 178 00:05:53,026 --> 00:05:54,645 Okay, I know Charles sounds hella guilty right now, 179 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:55,826 but you know he didn't do it. 180 00:05:55,860 --> 00:05:56,886 Charles, this isn't looking good for you. 181 00:05:56,911 --> 00:05:58,603 Anybody else that might have done this? Any enemies? 182 00:05:58,639 --> 00:05:59,840 Well, my dad's best friend and I 183 00:05:59,872 --> 00:06:01,310 have a pretty intense rivalry, 184 00:06:01,335 --> 00:06:02,907 but I don't think my aunt would do anything illegal. 185 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:04,141 Oh, my God. 186 00:06:04,173 --> 00:06:06,073 Wait. The rice pudding truck guy! 187 00:06:06,106 --> 00:06:08,106 Oh, my God. That bastard Troy. 188 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:10,582 We just got into a fight about this very parking spot. 189 00:06:10,607 --> 00:06:12,572 - He said I'd regret it. - Yeah, and that's what happened. 190 00:06:12,597 --> 00:06:13,607 You're regretting it! 191 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:15,211 Come on, you know we didn't commit arson. 192 00:06:15,236 --> 00:06:17,006 - Adrian, this is us. - Not the TV show. 193 00:06:17,031 --> 00:06:18,276 - We are your friends. - Not the movie. 194 00:06:18,309 --> 00:06:19,375 - You got to have faith. - Not the song. 195 00:06:19,408 --> 00:06:20,542 Are you doing this on purpose? 196 00:06:20,574 --> 00:06:21,563 - The third one, yes. - Okay. 197 00:06:21,588 --> 00:06:23,709 I'll admit, arson does seem out of character for you. 198 00:06:23,734 --> 00:06:25,231 Okay, look me in the eyes. 199 00:06:25,326 --> 00:06:28,726 Look me in the eyes like the bear did. 200 00:06:35,927 --> 00:06:37,261 Okay. 201 00:06:37,294 --> 00:06:39,227 I believe you, and together, 202 00:06:39,259 --> 00:06:41,231 we're gonna catch the SOB that did this. 203 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,994 I'm so glad he didn't head-butt me in the penis. 204 00:06:45,027 --> 00:06:46,639 That's all I was thinking about. 205 00:06:46,926 --> 00:06:48,161 Cheddar! 206 00:06:48,194 --> 00:06:49,760 - That's a really good job. - Stay, stay. 207 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,961 What's going on here? Why is Cheddar here? 208 00:06:51,993 --> 00:06:53,093 And why is he in swim trunks? 209 00:06:53,127 --> 00:06:54,627 Because the little sailor outfit 210 00:06:54,659 --> 00:06:56,160 - wouldn't fit his tush. - Excuse me? 211 00:06:56,194 --> 00:06:57,826 We're setting you up a Twitter account, 212 00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:59,027 and the fastest way to get followers 213 00:06:59,059 --> 00:07:00,260 is cute animal pics. 214 00:07:00,293 --> 00:07:01,859 I follow an account that's just 215 00:07:01,892 --> 00:07:04,336 this one real grouchy chinchilla. 216 00:07:04,361 --> 00:07:05,896 He hates waking up so much! 217 00:07:05,928 --> 00:07:08,029 He really does. He's like "Ooh!" 218 00:07:08,063 --> 00:07:09,328 This is ridiculous. 219 00:07:09,361 --> 00:07:11,029 This has nothing to do with police work. 220 00:07:11,062 --> 00:07:12,395 Exactly. It's about being noticed, 221 00:07:12,428 --> 00:07:14,297 and right now, no one is noticing you. 222 00:07:14,328 --> 00:07:15,995 I didn't even realize we were talking 223 00:07:16,028 --> 00:07:17,361 to a third party, presently. 224 00:07:17,394 --> 00:07:19,361 Fine. If you really think it's necessary, 225 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,796 I will establish a social media presence. 226 00:07:21,828 --> 00:07:23,162 But I'll be setting up my own accounts, 227 00:07:23,195 --> 00:07:24,428 and I assure you, 228 00:07:24,462 --> 00:07:27,296 I won't be resorting to foolish gimmicks involving my dog. 229 00:07:27,329 --> 00:07:29,162 Uh, you might want to rethink that stance, 230 00:07:29,196 --> 00:07:31,428 because how cute would Cheddar look in this hat? 231 00:07:31,462 --> 00:07:33,395 Please. When it comes to clothes, 232 00:07:33,429 --> 00:07:35,929 Cheddar wears little booties in the snow, 233 00:07:35,963 --> 00:07:38,430 or Cheddar wears nothing. 234 00:07:39,162 --> 00:07:41,395 Troy's not home, but I say we wait. 235 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:44,229 I have some hard questions for that rice pudding bastard. 236 00:07:44,262 --> 00:07:46,762 So, Adrian, how's life as an insurance investigator? 237 00:07:46,795 --> 00:07:48,196 It's amazing. At Gray Star Mutual, 238 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:50,263 they let me do whatever I want, 239 00:07:50,294 --> 00:07:52,429 as long as I'm getting that job done, and you know I am. 240 00:07:52,462 --> 00:07:54,396 Last week, I waterboarded a dude. 241 00:07:54,429 --> 00:07:56,163 - Oh, that's not legal. - Doesn't matter. 242 00:07:56,195 --> 00:07:58,263 I'm not a cop. Anyway, what's up with you guys? 243 00:07:58,295 --> 00:07:59,730 Hey, Jake, who you porking? 244 00:07:59,763 --> 00:08:03,295 Uh, I guess Amy and I are still... 245 00:08:03,329 --> 00:08:05,296 - I don't want to say it. - Yep. 246 00:08:05,329 --> 00:08:07,296 - Porking. - Yeah, you are. Nice. 247 00:08:07,329 --> 00:08:08,763 Actually, we got engaged. 248 00:08:08,795 --> 00:08:10,262 What the hell? How come I didn't know? 249 00:08:10,295 --> 00:08:11,863 I thought we were supposed to be friends. 250 00:08:11,895 --> 00:08:14,163 Oh, wait a minute. Did this, like, just happen? 251 00:08:14,196 --> 00:08:16,163 Well, it was at Halloween. 252 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,796 Wha... no, that's so long ago! 253 00:08:17,829 --> 00:08:19,896 Charles, are you just finding out about this too? 254 00:08:19,928 --> 00:08:21,163 No, I was there. 255 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,795 You were there? Who else? 256 00:08:22,829 --> 00:08:24,030 Who else got to be a part of this? 257 00:08:24,063 --> 00:08:26,396 Nobody, you know, just... 258 00:08:26,428 --> 00:08:27,896 Holt and... 259 00:08:27,928 --> 00:08:29,296 - Terry and Rosa. - Okay. 260 00:08:29,329 --> 00:08:31,130 - And Hitchcock and Scully. - Seriously? 261 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,329 And this creepy guy named Bill. 262 00:08:32,362 --> 00:08:34,230 Oh, come on! I'm the creepy guy 263 00:08:34,261 --> 00:08:36,162 that's supposed to be at stuff that you have happen. 264 00:08:36,196 --> 00:08:37,795 Look, you just left town, 265 00:08:37,829 --> 00:08:39,730 and we don't exactly have a text relationship... 266 00:08:39,763 --> 00:08:40,830 How dare you? 267 00:08:40,863 --> 00:08:42,929 May 10th, I texted you, 268 00:08:42,963 --> 00:08:44,495 I'm at the Gaga concert, you here, 269 00:08:44,528 --> 00:08:46,362 question mark, question mark, question mark. 270 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:49,296 You texted back, No. Frowny face. 271 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:51,196 Look, I've been really busy. I'm sorry, okay? 272 00:08:51,228 --> 00:08:52,996 I understand. 273 00:08:53,029 --> 00:08:55,296 You know, I just didn't hear about this one thing. 274 00:08:55,329 --> 00:08:57,163 I mean, I can't imagine there are any other 275 00:08:57,195 --> 00:09:00,062 major milestones that I've missed. 276 00:09:00,095 --> 00:09:01,362 - Are there? - I mean, Amy's a sergeant. 277 00:09:01,395 --> 00:09:02,429 - No. - And Holt's up 278 00:09:02,462 --> 00:09:04,129 - for commissioner. - Seriously? 279 00:09:04,163 --> 00:09:06,030 And Dr. Ronald Yee came to the precinct 280 00:09:06,062 --> 00:09:07,261 and taught a course on forensics. 281 00:09:07,294 --> 00:09:09,029 The Dr. Ronald Yee? 282 00:09:09,062 --> 00:09:10,262 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, my God! 283 00:09:10,295 --> 00:09:12,437 - Yee was in the building? - Yeah. 284 00:09:12,462 --> 00:09:13,921 Wow, didn't realize the Yee news was up there 285 00:09:13,946 --> 00:09:15,295 - with the other stuff. - Oh, come on, Jake. 286 00:09:15,329 --> 00:09:17,962 Yee only wrote the book on forensic facial reconstruction. 287 00:09:17,995 --> 00:09:19,262 He's a rock star! 288 00:09:19,295 --> 00:09:20,930 You guys could have texted me, but no, 289 00:09:20,963 --> 00:09:24,162 because I bet you haven't thought about me once 290 00:09:24,195 --> 00:09:25,762 since I dumped Rosa. 291 00:09:25,795 --> 00:09:27,261 - Did you dump her? - You know what? 292 00:09:27,294 --> 00:09:29,796 I need some air. I'm storming out. 293 00:09:29,829 --> 00:09:32,196 I'm storming out! 294 00:09:32,229 --> 00:09:34,097 So I can spare four uniformed officers 295 00:09:34,129 --> 00:09:36,428 to do hourly pass-bys of the bodegas south of 4th, 296 00:09:36,462 --> 00:09:39,162 and I'll coordinate with the, um... 297 00:09:39,194 --> 00:09:40,328 hourly pass-bys of the... 298 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,795 Wait. What was that? 299 00:09:41,828 --> 00:09:43,361 That was me talking about hourly pass-bys. 300 00:09:43,394 --> 00:09:45,261 Oh, yeah, I heard about the hourly pass-bys. 301 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,296 Twice. I meant... 302 00:09:47,329 --> 00:09:49,763 That subtle side look. 303 00:09:49,795 --> 00:09:51,162 There was no subtle side look. 304 00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:52,396 You're right, 'cause it wasn't subtle. 305 00:09:52,428 --> 00:09:55,228 It was an unsubtle side look at... 306 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,395 that dress in the shop. 307 00:09:56,428 --> 00:09:57,929 Why are you being such a nutjob 308 00:09:57,963 --> 00:09:59,262 about looking for a wedding dress? 309 00:09:59,295 --> 00:10:02,029 Because being a female sergeant is difficult. 310 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:03,228 I have to work twice as hard 311 00:10:03,262 --> 00:10:04,762 to gain my officers' respect, 312 00:10:04,795 --> 00:10:07,162 and looking at girly dresses isn't going to help. 313 00:10:07,195 --> 00:10:10,030 Plus, it's a new job, and I need to make it a priority. 314 00:10:10,063 --> 00:10:11,429 Dude, I get that, but if you want 315 00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:13,963 a beautiful wedding dress, you deserve to find one. 316 00:10:13,996 --> 00:10:15,030 Look, there are no cops around. 317 00:10:15,063 --> 00:10:16,329 Nobody's gonna see you. 318 00:10:16,361 --> 00:10:17,928 Why don't we just take our break now, 319 00:10:17,953 --> 00:10:18,953 try one on? 320 00:10:18,978 --> 00:10:20,511 - Okay? - Okay. 321 00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:21,939 - Okay? - Okay. 322 00:10:21,964 --> 00:10:23,029 - Okay? - Okay. 323 00:10:23,063 --> 00:10:25,463 Hell yeah! 324 00:10:25,495 --> 00:10:26,462 They are closed. 325 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,161 - We will come back later. - Yeah. 326 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,295 Where did Adrian go? He seemed upset. 327 00:10:30,328 --> 00:10:31,762 - Should we be worried? - Always. 328 00:10:31,796 --> 00:10:34,030 We should always be worried about him. 329 00:10:34,063 --> 00:10:35,763 Jake. Look, look. 330 00:10:35,804 --> 00:10:38,243 Excuse me, Troy Lunniker, we are... 331 00:10:38,298 --> 00:10:39,953 I know exactly who you are, you spot-stealing 332 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,370 - son of a bitch! - I didn't steal your spot! 333 00:10:41,395 --> 00:10:42,429 - You were too slow, you idiot! - You did steal my spot, man. 334 00:10:42,462 --> 00:10:43,660 You with the horrible meatballs. 335 00:10:43,692 --> 00:10:45,029 You should call them crap balls, man! 336 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,195 Oh, my food tastes like crap? 337 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,896 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop. 338 00:10:47,929 --> 00:10:49,229 - Crap balls. - Hey! 339 00:10:49,262 --> 00:10:50,863 Look, Detective Boyle's truck burned down. 340 00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:52,229 Yeah, and you did it. 341 00:10:52,261 --> 00:10:53,730 You torched my truck, and you're going to jail. 342 00:10:53,763 --> 00:10:55,896 Whoa. Someone burned down your truck? 343 00:10:55,928 --> 00:10:57,829 I'm sorry, man, but I would never do anything like that. 344 00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:59,063 I swear it wasn't me. 345 00:10:59,095 --> 00:11:00,729 Well, I'd love to believe you, Troy, 346 00:11:00,762 --> 00:11:03,295 but I'm afraid we're gonna need to see some proof. 347 00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:05,029 Oh, my God, he had so much proof. 348 00:11:05,062 --> 00:11:06,495 I can't believe he was on "Cash Cab" 349 00:11:06,529 --> 00:11:08,030 at the exact moment my truck burned down. 350 00:11:08,063 --> 00:11:09,296 And he did so well. 351 00:11:09,329 --> 00:11:11,261 He named every member of The Monkees. 352 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,129 - He even got Tork. - No one gets Tork. 353 00:11:13,162 --> 00:11:14,329 I know. All right, so if it wasn't Troy, 354 00:11:14,362 --> 00:11:16,196 the question is, who could it have been? 355 00:11:17,029 --> 00:11:17,995 What's up, jerks? 356 00:11:19,229 --> 00:11:20,795 Pimento, you broke into my house? 357 00:11:20,829 --> 00:11:22,395 Yeah. I'm an insurance investigator. 358 00:11:22,428 --> 00:11:24,729 - I can do whatever I want. - What are you doing here? 359 00:11:24,763 --> 00:11:26,762 I'm working the case. I'm looking for clues. 360 00:11:26,795 --> 00:11:28,862 Come on, you already said Charles couldn't do this. 361 00:11:28,895 --> 00:11:30,029 - I couldn't do it. - That's what I thought. 362 00:11:30,061 --> 00:11:31,295 But then I realized, 363 00:11:31,328 --> 00:11:33,328 if you can hide your engagement from me, 364 00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:35,995 what else are you capable of hiding? 365 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,463 Oh, right. Arson! 366 00:11:37,495 --> 00:11:39,296 Come on, don't you think that's a bit of a stretch? 367 00:11:39,329 --> 00:11:40,963 Is it? Lab tests came back 368 00:11:40,996 --> 00:11:43,796 and said the accelerant used in the fire was turpentine. 369 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:47,796 And look what I found in Boyle's wife's closet. 370 00:11:47,829 --> 00:11:49,429 Looks to me a lot like turpentine. 371 00:11:49,462 --> 00:11:52,796 Oh, I wouldn't do that. 372 00:11:52,829 --> 00:11:54,296 Turpentine, just like I thought. 373 00:11:54,329 --> 00:11:56,462 That's Genevieve's. She uses it for her paintings. 374 00:11:56,495 --> 00:12:00,295 Oh, likely story. 375 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,929 If that's the case, then how do you explain this 376 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:03,930 that I found on your fridge? 377 00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:04,929 My wedding invitation? 378 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:06,296 Aha, so you admit it. 379 00:12:06,328 --> 00:12:08,195 Invites have gone out, and I didn't get one! 380 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,295 Oh, well, well, well. 381 00:12:10,328 --> 00:12:12,296 Now you both are gonna pay. 382 00:12:12,329 --> 00:12:13,730 - Adrian. - Hey, come on. 383 00:12:13,762 --> 00:12:15,062 Oh, I thought you were reaching for a gun. 384 00:12:15,095 --> 00:12:16,162 Oh, no, my friend. 385 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,830 This is much worse than a gun. 386 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:18,996 This is a stamp, 387 00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:20,329 a stamp that says... 388 00:12:21,928 --> 00:12:23,028 Denied. 389 00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,462 Your claim is denied. 390 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:35,974 Do you really think the insurance company 391 00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:38,401 will replace Adrian as the investigator on my case? 392 00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:39,651 Yeah. It's Gray Star Mutual... 393 00:12:39,683 --> 00:12:41,115 "Where the feeling is mutual." 394 00:12:41,148 --> 00:12:44,449 And right now we're feeling like we want a new investigator. 395 00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:45,515 Hi, I'm Travis. 396 00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:46,981 I've been reviewing your appeal. 397 00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:49,049 I understand you have a problem with Mr. Pimento. 398 00:12:49,082 --> 00:12:50,515 Yes, we sort of have 399 00:12:50,548 --> 00:12:52,483 a complicated preexisting relationship, 400 00:12:52,516 --> 00:12:54,048 which I think is a conflict of interest. 401 00:12:54,082 --> 00:12:55,615 Okay, I'll be honest, 402 00:12:55,648 --> 00:12:58,049 we've had some problems with Mr. Pimento before. 403 00:12:58,082 --> 00:13:00,215 I think he may have broken into my apartment once. 404 00:13:00,249 --> 00:13:02,049 Oh, you'd know. He leaves a lot of hair behind. 405 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,515 - He's a shedder. - Mm-hmm. 406 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,048 Okay. I'll talk to my supervisor, 407 00:13:05,081 --> 00:13:06,081 see what can be done. 408 00:13:06,114 --> 00:13:07,715 Great. Thank you very much. 409 00:13:07,748 --> 00:13:10,449 See, Charles? Things are starting to look up. 410 00:13:10,483 --> 00:13:11,583 Up your butt! 411 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,450 Adrian! What a coincidence. 412 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:15,462 We were just... filing a complaint about you. 413 00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:16,440 You were obviously listening. 414 00:13:16,483 --> 00:13:17,449 I don't know why I'm trying to lie. 415 00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:18,716 Oh, we're locked in. Great. 416 00:13:18,749 --> 00:13:20,516 First you cut me out of your lives, 417 00:13:20,548 --> 00:13:22,582 then you try and get me fired? 418 00:13:22,616 --> 00:13:24,182 My therapist was right about you guys. 419 00:13:24,215 --> 00:13:26,749 - You're a couple of dinguses. - You have a therapist? 420 00:13:26,782 --> 00:13:28,482 Yeah, he's helping me work on my rotator cuff. 421 00:13:28,515 --> 00:13:29,682 Oh, I see, it's a physical therapist. 422 00:13:29,715 --> 00:13:31,849 Oh, he's very physical, Charles. 423 00:13:31,882 --> 00:13:33,216 Very physical. 424 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,650 So what do you think? 425 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,715 Mm, I don't love the sash. 426 00:13:39,749 --> 00:13:41,449 But it's fine. I'm just gonna get it. 427 00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:43,015 What? That's the first one you tried on. 428 00:13:43,048 --> 00:13:46,116 I once saw you look at 54 different accordion folders 429 00:13:46,149 --> 00:13:48,616 and not buy any of them due to weak tabs. 430 00:13:48,648 --> 00:13:50,948 I file hard. I need strong tabs. 431 00:13:50,982 --> 00:13:53,450 I just don't want to take up any more time. 432 00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:55,583 Your break's not even a quarter done. 433 00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:56,716 I'll stay another ten minutes. 434 00:13:56,749 --> 00:13:58,082 You'll stay until I dismiss you. 435 00:13:58,114 --> 00:14:00,351 Irene, music. 436 00:14:00,384 --> 00:14:01,758 Now spin. 437 00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:03,982 All units, attempted 1030-Charlie. 438 00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:06,616 Bodega on Smith. Perp is heading east on Baltic. 439 00:14:06,649 --> 00:14:09,183 That's us! We're on Baltic. 440 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,715 Oh, crap. That was him! 441 00:14:11,749 --> 00:14:12,716 Hey! 442 00:14:13,883 --> 00:14:15,449 stop! 443 00:14:20,015 --> 00:14:21,716 Hey! 444 00:14:31,515 --> 00:14:33,449 - Stay down! - Damn, sarge. 445 00:14:33,483 --> 00:14:35,450 Maybe I do like the sash. 446 00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:36,682 Sir, brace yourself. 447 00:14:36,716 --> 00:14:38,650 Olivia Crawford just tweeted a post 448 00:14:38,683 --> 00:14:40,082 of an officer carrying a woman 449 00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:41,649 through knee-deep flood waters. 450 00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:43,849 Spoiler alert: they are of different races. 451 00:14:43,881 --> 00:14:45,149 Terry teared up. 452 00:14:45,182 --> 00:14:46,783 I love when calamity brings people together. 453 00:14:46,816 --> 00:14:49,116 Sir, it got another retweet from the mayor. 454 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,750 It got a retweet from the governor. 455 00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:52,550 Well, I have already set up my accounts, 456 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,982 and not to toot my own bugle, 457 00:14:55,014 --> 00:14:56,816 but I think I did an admirable job. 458 00:14:56,849 --> 00:14:59,048 Oh, okay, what's your handle? I'll be your first follower. 459 00:14:59,082 --> 00:15:06,583 It's @5261796d6e6420486f6c74. 460 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,948 It spells "Raymond Holt" in hexadecimal code. 461 00:15:08,981 --> 00:15:10,783 - Clever, right? - Captain, are you sure 462 00:15:10,816 --> 00:15:12,183 you wouldn't like some help with this? 463 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,015 Oh, no need. Now, for my first tweet, 464 00:15:14,048 --> 00:15:16,081 I think I should give an update on the water main break 465 00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:17,749 that's actually informative. 466 00:15:17,782 --> 00:15:23,715 "at 2040 EDT 467 00:15:23,749 --> 00:15:29,949 current PSI 456 MAX CAP 204000 LPM." 468 00:15:29,982 --> 00:15:33,483 Suck on that tasty lemon drop, Olivia Crawford. 469 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,115 Oh, look at that. An alert. 470 00:15:35,148 --> 00:15:36,815 I'm probably trending already. 471 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,649 What? My account has been deactivated? 472 00:15:38,682 --> 00:15:40,081 Twitter thinks you're a bot. 473 00:15:40,114 --> 00:15:42,183 Why? I am a human. 474 00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:43,525 I am a human male. 475 00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:46,116 Adrian, open up. 476 00:15:46,149 --> 00:15:47,450 Get out of here, Travis! 477 00:15:47,482 --> 00:15:48,549 Come on, Adrian, admit it. 478 00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:49,848 You have a conflict of interest. 479 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,616 How could I have a conflict of interest? 480 00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:53,516 We barely have a relationship. 481 00:15:53,548 --> 00:15:54,981 We're not even friends anymore. 482 00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:57,216 - You saw to that, didn't you? - That's crazy. 483 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,916 We may have lost touch, but we're still friends. 484 00:15:58,949 --> 00:16:01,849 Oh, is that right, Jake? Are we still friends? 485 00:16:01,881 --> 00:16:04,115 If that's the case, then when did I lose my virginity? 486 00:16:04,148 --> 00:16:05,482 Oh, man, you've told us 487 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,115 so many intense graphic sex stories. 488 00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:09,583 I have! But a true friend 489 00:16:09,616 --> 00:16:11,816 always remembers a friend's first. 490 00:16:11,849 --> 00:16:14,115 Jake, we know this! It's got to be one of the swamps. 491 00:16:14,148 --> 00:16:16,116 Uh, Florida swamp, or Okefenokee Swamp, or... 492 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,450 oh, was it a bayou? 493 00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:18,516 No, no, no! I've got it. 494 00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:19,715 Summer of '91, at a screening 495 00:16:19,748 --> 00:16:21,149 of "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves." 496 00:16:21,182 --> 00:16:24,016 Well done. It was Bryan Adams' soundtrack 497 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,716 and Kevin Costner's flawless British accent 498 00:16:26,749 --> 00:16:29,650 that put us in the mood to get gross. 499 00:16:29,683 --> 00:16:31,583 Next question. Favorite shape? 500 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:32,781 - Oval? - Of course! 501 00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:34,716 - Favorite scent? - Trick question. 502 00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:36,716 You lost your sense of smell in a... 503 00:16:36,749 --> 00:16:37,781 Shipwreck! 504 00:16:37,815 --> 00:16:39,915 Guys, we are friends! 505 00:16:39,948 --> 00:16:42,848 Aww, I love you guys. 506 00:16:44,248 --> 00:16:45,748 Are you still angry? 507 00:16:45,782 --> 00:16:47,450 No, that was a cathartic scream of love. 508 00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:48,449 - Understood. - Good. 509 00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:49,482 Well, anyways, I'm sorry 510 00:16:49,515 --> 00:16:50,549 about how things went down, man. 511 00:16:50,582 --> 00:16:51,849 We should have stayed in touch. 512 00:16:51,882 --> 00:16:53,716 No, it's just as much my fault as yours. 513 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,582 I could have kept in touch with you guys 514 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,715 and probably should have told you about my new family. 515 00:16:57,747 --> 00:16:58,815 Your new what now? 516 00:16:58,848 --> 00:17:00,848 Ah, Travis. Great, you're here. 517 00:17:00,882 --> 00:17:03,116 These gentlemen are innocent and are free to go. 518 00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:04,916 - You're fired, Adrian. - What? 519 00:17:04,948 --> 00:17:07,650 And as for you, my supervisor and I reviewed your case. 520 00:17:07,682 --> 00:17:09,649 Turpentine is all the proof we need to deny your claim. 521 00:17:09,682 --> 00:17:12,715 The feeling wasn't mutual. 522 00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,966 You're so lame, you know that, Travis? 523 00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:19,964 Wait a second. Is this just because I did molly 524 00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,567 - with your daughter? - You did? 525 00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:22,960 Don't think he knew about that. 526 00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:24,388 Just don't ever come back here again. 527 00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,802 If you do, I'll have you arrested. 528 00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:27,268 How dare you? 529 00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:28,669 I gave you the best two weeks of my life! 530 00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:31,336 Oh, guys, I'm so screwed. We got no leads. 531 00:17:31,368 --> 00:17:32,335 I'm not gonna get any of the money back. 532 00:17:32,369 --> 00:17:33,603 What do we do? 533 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,835 We go directly to Travis' house right now, 534 00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:37,235 pee on everything he owns, 535 00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:38,437 and then burn that place to the ground. 536 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:39,603 - Adrian, that's it. - It is? 537 00:17:39,635 --> 00:17:41,170 - Yes! I knew it! - No, no, no. 538 00:17:41,202 --> 00:17:42,701 Not anything about anything you said. 539 00:17:42,735 --> 00:17:44,503 But, Charles, didn't you just tell me you fired someone? 540 00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:46,402 Yeah, Ted. I took him out to dinner. 541 00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:47,669 He thought he was getting a promotion. 542 00:17:47,702 --> 00:17:48,921 It was a whole thing. 543 00:17:48,946 --> 00:17:50,403 He wept a lot. Not as much as me... 544 00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:52,114 Yeah, but the point is, he was upset, right? 545 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,877 And he knew where you liked to park the truck. 546 00:17:53,902 --> 00:17:56,803 Uh-huh. And he never gave me my key back. 547 00:17:56,836 --> 00:17:58,803 He said he lost it. You really think it's him? 548 00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,107 I mean, it's just a hunch, but... 549 00:18:00,132 --> 00:18:01,536 We should go to his house and burn it down. 550 00:18:01,569 --> 00:18:02,802 I was gonna say we could go investigate. 551 00:18:02,835 --> 00:18:04,069 Sure, sure, sure. 552 00:18:04,102 --> 00:18:05,269 And then burn it to the ground. 553 00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:06,836 No. No burning of anything! 554 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,349 What? I already got the match lit. 555 00:18:08,403 --> 00:18:10,267 - How? - Let's hurry up and get there. 556 00:18:10,768 --> 00:18:13,309 Captain, I'm trying to get your account reinstated, 557 00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:14,437 but it could take a while. 558 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,087 They say they have a lot of Nazi stuff 559 00:18:16,112 --> 00:18:17,102 on the front burner. 560 00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:18,110 And when you tweet again, 561 00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:20,303 you should probably stop communicating in numbers, kay? 562 00:18:20,335 --> 00:18:22,269 There's a 0% chance of that. 563 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,536 Besides, I won't be tweeting anymore. 564 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,170 I just got off the phone with the head 565 00:18:25,203 --> 00:18:26,537 - of the selection committee. - You did? 566 00:18:26,569 --> 00:18:28,537 Apparently, one of the candidates for commissioner 567 00:18:28,569 --> 00:18:30,701 tweeted a picture of the water main break 568 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,470 and accidentally included a link 569 00:18:32,503 --> 00:18:34,170 to his favorite pornographic website... 570 00:18:34,203 --> 00:18:35,636 - Mm. - Cosplay-butts-n-boobs.com. 571 00:18:35,668 --> 00:18:36,668 Amateur move. 572 00:18:36,702 --> 00:18:38,768 You should never copy-paste if you're a perv. 573 00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:41,270 It's quite the scandal. The candidate has dropped out. 574 00:18:41,303 --> 00:18:42,570 It's down to just three of us now. 575 00:18:42,602 --> 00:18:45,203 So I guess this proves I was right all along. 576 00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:47,069 Social media... it's a fool's game, 577 00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:48,436 and only a fool would play. 578 00:18:48,484 --> 00:18:49,484 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 579 00:18:49,516 --> 00:18:52,385 And why is Cheddar wearing a beret? 580 00:18:53,983 --> 00:18:55,417 Uh... 581 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,583 Kevin saw your photos and was amused, 582 00:18:57,616 --> 00:19:00,151 so we started an Instagram account for Cheddar, 583 00:19:00,184 --> 00:19:02,650 who now has over 14,000 followers. 584 00:19:02,682 --> 00:19:03,951 Hoo-whee! 585 00:19:03,983 --> 00:19:05,550 It's an incredible feeling. 586 00:19:05,584 --> 00:19:07,150 This is insulting. 587 00:19:07,184 --> 00:19:08,650 First you fire me in front of my family. 588 00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,284 Ooh, Charles, his family was at the dinner? 589 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,351 It was not well-handled. 590 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,384 Now you accuse me of arson. 591 00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:13,550 Just get out of my garage. 592 00:19:13,584 --> 00:19:14,984 Hey, Ted? 593 00:19:15,017 --> 00:19:16,551 How come you have all this turpentine? 594 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:19,184 And this plastic bag filled with matches and magnesium strips. 595 00:19:19,216 --> 00:19:20,550 I found it buried under the back porch, 596 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,483 and I'm no expert, but it seems like 597 00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:25,517 that's the kind of stuff you'd use to light a fire, right? 598 00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:27,617 Oh, there he goes. 599 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:32,417 Say it with me, Jake. 600 00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:33,351 You've been... 601 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,083 - Denied! - Butt-slammed! 602 00:19:35,116 --> 00:19:37,383 - Wait, what? - Denied, like the stamp? 603 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:40,350 Oh, that is so much better. 604 00:19:40,384 --> 00:19:42,518 "Butt-slammed" is so stupid. 605 00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:45,217 Oh, is that the wedding dress 606 00:19:45,249 --> 00:19:47,551 from the Erica Somerfield 2018 fall collection? 607 00:19:47,582 --> 00:19:49,582 No way, the bodice is totally different. 608 00:19:49,616 --> 00:19:51,518 Why do you two know so much about wedding dresses? 609 00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:53,216 They're the only thing you can look at around here 610 00:19:53,249 --> 00:19:54,383 with safe search on! 611 00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:55,984 All right, that's enough. 612 00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:57,283 Can we all get back to police work 613 00:19:57,317 --> 00:19:59,284 and stop talking about wedding dresses? 614 00:19:59,317 --> 00:20:01,017 No. We're gonna talk about them, 615 00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:02,549 because while wearing a wedding dress, 616 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,016 you leapt over a couch, 617 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:05,617 sprinted down an alley, and jumped off a car 618 00:20:05,649 --> 00:20:08,150 to subdue the crap out of a perp like you were Wonder Woman. 619 00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:09,483 It was pretty cool, wasn't it? 620 00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:12,217 Amy, you are an amazing cop and a great leader, 621 00:20:12,249 --> 00:20:14,217 and you have proven that a billion times over. 622 00:20:14,249 --> 00:20:15,950 You can't let other people's opinions get in the way 623 00:20:15,984 --> 00:20:17,684 of what you want, especially because other people suck. 624 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,283 Well, if I'm being honest, 625 00:20:19,317 --> 00:20:20,583 - I would like a prettier dress. - There you go. 626 00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:22,183 And I would like it to have some lace. 627 00:20:22,217 --> 00:20:23,418 - Uh-huh. - And a sweetheart neckline, 628 00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,150 - thank you very much. - What else? 629 00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:26,951 And I want a mermaid cut with tulip sleeves. 630 00:20:26,983 --> 00:20:28,283 Say it again. Say it loud. 631 00:20:28,317 --> 00:20:32,084 A mermaid cut with tulip frickin' sleeves! 632 00:20:32,116 --> 00:20:34,016 Pimento's here! All right! 633 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,283 Thanks so much for that text, man. 634 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,583 - That meant a lot. - The one that said, 635 00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:38,351 - "Want to grab a drink tonight?" - Yeah. 636 00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:40,183 Hey, Boyle, did you get that insurance payout? 637 00:20:40,217 --> 00:20:41,684 Yes, I am out of the food truck business, 638 00:20:41,717 --> 00:20:43,805 and I no longer start spontaneously weeping. 639 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:46,351 - Nice. - Listen, I'm sorry you got fired. 640 00:20:46,384 --> 00:20:48,250 Oh, don't worry about it. I got myself fired, all right? 641 00:20:48,283 --> 00:20:50,649 Plus, doesn't matter. I got a way better job now. 642 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:53,418 I'm working at one of those fancy hand lotion stores. 643 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:55,283 Spoiler alert: I have a gun again, 644 00:20:55,317 --> 00:20:57,484 and I've gotten to use it three times. 645 00:20:57,516 --> 00:21:00,017 You would be surprised how often teenage girls 646 00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:01,770 try and shoplift mango hand cream. 647 00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:04,017 - Huh. - But it smells great! 648 00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:05,318 - I love it. - I can get you some. 649 00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:07,150 Well, listen, man, I've got something for you. 650 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,284 Really? For me? 651 00:21:08,317 --> 00:21:09,317 It's an invitation to my wedding. 652 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,650 Aw, Jake, I am so honored 653 00:21:11,682 --> 00:21:12,690 and would love to be... 654 00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:14,351 oh, nope, I can't make this. 655 00:21:14,384 --> 00:21:15,984 This is the same night as Lady Gaga. 656 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:17,217 Oh, thank God. I didn't run it by Amy, 657 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,717 so this worked out great for both of us! 658 00:21:18,749 --> 00:21:20,084 But honestly, 659 00:21:20,116 --> 00:21:21,250 nobody's gonna come to this, 660 00:21:21,284 --> 00:21:22,684 because everybody's gonna be at Gaga. 661 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,251 - Not a doctor. - Shh. 662 00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:29,285 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com