1 00:00:00,188 --> 00:00:03,196 all dressed in my nice jacket I only wear for special events. 2 00:00:03,221 --> 00:00:05,441 - Oh, you're already on fire. - Thank you, my friend. 3 00:00:05,487 --> 00:00:07,419 And gentlemen, welcome to my bachelor party. 4 00:00:07,444 --> 00:00:09,144 This is the elite party squad. 5 00:00:09,191 --> 00:00:11,319 That is, assuming the captain is ready to let loose? 6 00:00:11,354 --> 00:00:12,618 - Captain? - I don't think so. 7 00:00:12,643 --> 00:00:14,255 I want you guys to think of me as one of the boys. 8 00:00:14,279 --> 00:00:17,211 So tonight I'll be swapping out my captain's hat for my... 9 00:00:17,987 --> 00:00:20,319 Kangol hat. Call me Raymond. 10 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,937 Okay, Raymond in the Kangol hat, I will 11 00:00:21,962 --> 00:00:23,531 definitely call you Raymond, Raymond in the Kangol hat. 12 00:00:23,555 --> 00:00:25,062 - This is the best night of my life. - Mine too. 13 00:00:27,287 --> 00:00:28,581 She's even putting a pasta pot 14 00:00:28,606 --> 00:00:30,289 - next to the bed in case I hurl. - Smart. 15 00:00:30,314 --> 00:00:32,661 I'm definitely putting a pasta pot on our wedding registry. 16 00:00:32,686 --> 00:00:34,411 Charles, tell us everything we're doing tonight. 17 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:35,931 Well, that could take a long time. 18 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,367 I've been planning this bachelor party for ten years. 19 00:00:38,421 --> 00:00:39,816 But I met Amy eight years ago. 20 00:00:39,841 --> 00:00:40,949 What does she have to do with this? 21 00:00:40,973 --> 00:00:42,205 JK. I'm happy for you both. 22 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:44,894 No, no, tonight is about 23 00:00:44,954 --> 00:00:46,918 creating a bond that will last forever. 24 00:00:46,954 --> 00:00:49,385 Tonight is about The Batch Boys. 25 00:00:49,421 --> 00:00:51,018 Eh, we can brainstorm the name later. 26 00:00:51,054 --> 00:00:53,419 No, we can't because I already made fanny packs. 27 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,885 Ah, well, that settles that. 28 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,621 - This, uh, clearly says "Bach Boys." - No, it's "batch." 29 00:00:57,646 --> 00:00:59,179 You know, like the beginning of "bachelor." 30 00:00:59,203 --> 00:01:00,837 I've been working on this for ten years... don't ruin it! 31 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,459 Okay, so let's fanny up, Batch Boys, 32 00:01:03,484 --> 00:01:04,825 because it's time to party. 33 00:01:04,850 --> 00:01:06,574 - Whoop whoop! - Yes. 34 00:01:07,321 --> 00:01:09,285 Whoop whoop, Raymond in the Kangol. 35 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:11,152 Let's go. 36 00:01:31,462 --> 00:01:33,330 I'm so excited for tonight. 37 00:01:33,374 --> 00:01:36,305 Thank you to my best friend, Kylie, for organizing this. 38 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:38,439 And thank you for coming, ladies 39 00:01:38,464 --> 00:01:39,595 and gentlemen. 40 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:41,130 I still don't get why you guys are here. 41 00:01:41,154 --> 00:01:42,319 Well, as I understand it, Amy 42 00:01:42,344 --> 00:01:44,092 - lost some sort of bet with Jake. - It's true. 43 00:01:44,116 --> 00:01:45,722 In hindsight, we should probably stop 44 00:01:45,747 --> 00:01:47,899 making major decisions through bets and competitions. 45 00:01:47,954 --> 00:01:49,682 More importantly, why are you guys dressed like that? 46 00:01:49,706 --> 00:01:51,085 You look like you're on "Empire." 47 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,252 - That's what we were going for. - Drip drop. 48 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,330 We brought you a little gift. 49 00:01:54,354 --> 00:01:55,608 I had to guess on cup size. 50 00:01:55,633 --> 00:01:57,330 - Just gonna burn that for you. - Thank you. 51 00:01:57,354 --> 00:01:59,452 Amy, I too have a gift, okay? 52 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:02,059 Tonight, until the stroke of midnight, 53 00:02:02,091 --> 00:02:04,728 I will not make fun of you in any way at all, 54 00:02:05,204 --> 00:02:07,152 - no matter what. - That is so sweet. 55 00:02:07,187 --> 00:02:08,677 And my gift to you 56 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:12,361 is a cray-cray night of funky fun! 57 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,885 I fear I've already made the biggest mistake of my life. 58 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,018 So, Kylie. 59 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,463 What's the first event of the night? 60 00:02:18,487 --> 00:02:20,828 I thought we'd start by discussing the etymology 61 00:02:20,853 --> 00:02:22,516 of the word "bachelorette." 62 00:02:22,555 --> 00:02:23,695 Whoo-whoo! 63 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,202 Or we could just play "Never Have I Ever." 64 00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:26,316 - Maybe later? - I'll start. 65 00:02:26,341 --> 00:02:27,375 Never have I ever 66 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,193 flashed a bartender to get a free drink. 67 00:02:31,087 --> 00:02:32,885 You guys know how the game works, right? 68 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,193 You drink if you have done it. 69 00:02:34,218 --> 00:02:36,216 - Oh. - We understand. 70 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:41,045 Okay, Batch Boys, the festivities official begin now. 71 00:02:41,070 --> 00:02:42,901 Let's just grab a couple cabs or... 72 00:02:42,928 --> 00:02:45,492 Oh, my God. What do we have here? 73 00:02:45,517 --> 00:02:46,602 - Damn! 74 00:02:46,627 --> 00:02:48,527 - Nice work on the limo, Charles. 75 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:49,596 What... 76 00:02:50,385 --> 00:02:52,531 - What just happened? - Well, that was weird. 77 00:02:52,624 --> 00:02:53,975 A suspicious bag. 78 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,324 Maybe we should see what's in it? 79 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,476 - Ooh. - A mystery bag. 80 00:02:56,499 --> 00:02:58,232 I hope it's got those light-up necklaces. 81 00:02:58,258 --> 00:03:00,581 People love seeing large groups of drunk men wearing those. 82 00:03:00,627 --> 00:03:02,590 - Nope. - It's a bunch of school supplies. 83 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:05,159 Is this gonna be one of those scavenger hunts, Boyle? 84 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:06,864 'Cause that pasta pot isn't filling itself. 85 00:03:06,889 --> 00:03:08,933 - Come on, Terry. - Let's just see what the plan is. 86 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:11,118 - Charles, what are we doing? - I don't know anything about it. 87 00:03:11,142 --> 00:03:14,329 But why don't we take this map and this sextant 88 00:03:14,644 --> 00:03:16,651 and chart a course to the restaurant? 89 00:03:16,687 --> 00:03:18,287 Title of your sex-tant tape. 90 00:03:18,312 --> 00:03:19,520 Ah, did not work at all, 91 00:03:19,545 --> 00:03:20,885 but I love that you attempted it. 92 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:22,085 Title of your sex-tant tape. 93 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,252 All right, let's go! 94 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,651 Never have I ever 95 00:03:24,687 --> 00:03:27,444 had sex in the back of a car. 96 00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:29,385 - No way. - Everyone's done that? 97 00:03:29,421 --> 00:03:30,621 - Yeah. - Except for you. 98 00:03:30,646 --> 00:03:32,930 Kylie, you're telling me you had sex in the back of a car? 99 00:03:32,955 --> 00:03:34,285 Actually, it was a school bus, 100 00:03:34,321 --> 00:03:36,152 on the way back from Model U.N. 101 00:03:36,187 --> 00:03:37,598 with Myanmar. 102 00:03:37,645 --> 00:03:38,952 It's like I don't even know you. 103 00:03:38,987 --> 00:03:40,711 Look, we've done like nine rounds of this, 104 00:03:40,736 --> 00:03:41,928 and you haven't drunk once. 105 00:03:41,953 --> 00:03:43,933 Maybe we should play something else that actually gets you drunk. 106 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,689 I love you, dude, but you haven't had the craziest life. 107 00:03:45,713 --> 00:03:47,611 - That's not true. - I've done stuff. 108 00:03:47,887 --> 00:03:49,908 Just say ones that are a little less wild. 109 00:03:49,933 --> 00:03:52,569 Uh, never have I ever made a turn without signaling. 110 00:03:53,646 --> 00:03:56,262 Okay, a turn is a big deal. 111 00:03:56,287 --> 00:03:57,890 It's not like you said, never have I ever 112 00:03:57,915 --> 00:03:59,240 changed lanes without signaling. 113 00:03:59,265 --> 00:04:01,331 Never have I ever changed lanes without signaling. 114 00:04:01,865 --> 00:04:03,662 You guys are insane! 115 00:04:03,987 --> 00:04:05,449 Never have I ever 116 00:04:05,474 --> 00:04:07,776 accepted the terms and conditions without reading them. 117 00:04:07,801 --> 00:04:08,971 It's too risky. 118 00:04:08,996 --> 00:04:10,648 Left a movie without watching the credits. 119 00:04:10,672 --> 00:04:12,204 Those people worked hard. 120 00:04:12,229 --> 00:04:15,659 Used more than the recommended amount of conditioner. 121 00:04:15,684 --> 00:04:18,211 - They make the conditioner. - They know what they're doing. 122 00:04:18,236 --> 00:04:19,823 - This is lame. - Let's play something else. 123 00:04:19,847 --> 00:04:21,385 No. No-no-no, okay. 124 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:22,927 Never have I ever 125 00:04:22,952 --> 00:04:25,667 had a one-night stand with a guy from a band. 126 00:04:25,714 --> 00:04:27,385 Whoops! Yes, I have! 127 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:30,851 - Whoa, I am V impressed, Amy. - V impressed. 128 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,214 In fact, Kylie, 129 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:34,018 it was the lead singer of your wedding band. 130 00:04:34,053 --> 00:04:35,352 Boom! That's right. 131 00:04:35,386 --> 00:04:36,918 I'm a wild girl! 132 00:04:36,953 --> 00:04:38,518 Watch out, Madonna. 133 00:04:38,553 --> 00:04:41,587 Uh, Ames? I told Jake that you really liked that band 134 00:04:41,632 --> 00:04:43,763 and he booked it for your wedding as a surprise. 135 00:04:43,987 --> 00:04:45,384 What? 136 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,087 Surprise! 137 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:50,185 So, according to this map, 138 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:52,868 the restaurant should be right here. 139 00:04:52,982 --> 00:04:54,780 But it's just an old abandoned building. 140 00:04:54,805 --> 00:04:56,653 - That's odd. - Unless... 141 00:04:57,087 --> 00:04:59,525 You don't think when the sun sets that 142 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,484 certain letters on that graffiti wall will be illuminated 143 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,985 by a shaft of light? 144 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:06,422 I don't think that. We've been at this bachelor party 145 00:05:06,459 --> 00:05:08,927 for over an hour, wandering around aimlessly 146 00:05:08,953 --> 00:05:11,318 and we haven't done one bachelor party thing! 147 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,951 Well, Terry, if you'd like, I could share a lewd story. 148 00:05:13,987 --> 00:05:15,818 Kevin got me quite horny this morning. 149 00:05:15,853 --> 00:05:16,951 Oh, see? 150 00:05:16,987 --> 00:05:19,051 - Come on, guys. - I'm hungry! 151 00:05:19,087 --> 00:05:20,739 Oh, you're in luck; the fanny pack 152 00:05:20,764 --> 00:05:22,105 is filled with granola. 153 00:05:22,627 --> 00:05:25,741 Mmm! Loose granola. 154 00:05:25,835 --> 00:05:28,018 I don't want fanny granola! 155 00:05:28,053 --> 00:05:29,795 I want steaks and whiskey! 156 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,481 Is this whole night just gonna be puzzles? 157 00:05:31,506 --> 00:05:33,337 - Good question. - Perhaps that's something 158 00:05:33,362 --> 00:05:35,095 - the limo can answer! 159 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,484 - Oh. - Oh, yes, the limo's back! 160 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,142 We finally get to ride in the limo. 161 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:39,929 Nope. The limo is not for us. This is something else. 162 00:05:39,953 --> 00:05:41,351 Oh, no, I'm being kidnapped! 163 00:05:41,386 --> 00:05:45,118 We have your friend! Your mission is to find him! 164 00:05:45,154 --> 00:05:46,629 Is that a Serbian accent? 165 00:05:46,654 --> 00:05:47,985 It is. Write that down for later. 166 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:49,751 Oh! I'll see you in six hours. 167 00:05:49,787 --> 00:05:51,018 Six hours? 168 00:05:51,053 --> 00:05:53,418 Joe, let us get in the limo, please! 169 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,185 Terry's so hungry! 170 00:05:55,414 --> 00:05:57,055 No! 171 00:06:00,644 --> 00:06:02,752 Okay, let's not get discouraged just because... 172 00:06:02,777 --> 00:06:04,484 We've been doing this for 93 minutes 173 00:06:04,509 --> 00:06:06,275 and we haven't figured out one damn clue. 174 00:06:06,309 --> 00:06:08,041 That's why I said to not get discouraged. 175 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:10,374 All right, what about book two? Maybe it's a code. 176 00:06:10,409 --> 00:06:11,813 All we have to do is decipher 177 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,451 this list of thousands of random numbers. 178 00:06:13,483 --> 00:06:16,075 Huh, I wonder if one of them is... 6-9? 179 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,791 Pretty sure he means 69, but I'm so hungry 180 00:06:17,816 --> 00:06:19,431 I can't even appreciate horndog Raymond. 181 00:06:19,442 --> 00:06:20,947 I say we bail on the scavenger hunt. 182 00:06:20,972 --> 00:06:22,768 There's a restaurant one block away that 183 00:06:22,793 --> 00:06:24,587 rolls meat to you on a cart. 184 00:06:24,612 --> 00:06:26,655 Charles would be so upset if we bailed. 185 00:06:26,694 --> 00:06:27,949 But what if Charles never knew? 186 00:06:27,974 --> 00:06:29,419 If we can figure out where he's going to be 187 00:06:29,443 --> 00:06:30,886 at the end of the night, we don't have to do 188 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:32,714 - any of his dumb puzzles. - Right. 189 00:06:32,739 --> 00:06:34,083 Instead, we can spend the next six hours 190 00:06:34,107 --> 00:06:35,371 eating and drinking and 191 00:06:35,476 --> 00:06:37,139 talking about how we lost our V cards. 192 00:06:37,170 --> 00:06:39,036 And then we show up at the final location 193 00:06:39,061 --> 00:06:40,491 and pretend we did the stupid hunt. 194 00:06:40,516 --> 00:06:42,137 - Yeah-yeah... - Interesting. 195 00:06:42,408 --> 00:06:44,313 All right, I'm not saying I'm on board with this 196 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:46,342 'cause it's a little bit cruel, but hypothetically, 197 00:06:46,376 --> 00:06:47,941 - if we were to cheat... - Got it. 198 00:06:47,976 --> 00:06:49,274 I hacked his email. 199 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,208 His password's really easy to guess. 200 00:06:51,243 --> 00:06:52,348 "Dianne Wiest." 201 00:06:52,373 --> 00:06:53,533 And look here. 202 00:06:53,624 --> 00:06:55,642 There's a receipt for a party boat rental 203 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,343 and also a cake delivery 204 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:59,108 to a dock down in Bergen Beach. 205 00:06:59,143 --> 00:07:00,874 That's got to be where this night ends. 206 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:01,954 All right, fine. 207 00:07:02,052 --> 00:07:04,218 We will stop and get one tiny, little snack 208 00:07:04,242 --> 00:07:05,974 just to recharge our brains and bods, 209 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,890 but under no circumstances will we 210 00:07:07,915 --> 00:07:10,412 do any bachelor partying without Charles. 211 00:07:10,543 --> 00:07:12,507 Whoo! I'm getting married! 212 00:07:12,664 --> 00:07:15,008 - This is my bachelor party! 213 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:16,274 You guys, I can't have 214 00:07:16,309 --> 00:07:18,299 some rando one-night stand at my wedding. 215 00:07:18,324 --> 00:07:19,722 I'm on the band's website. 216 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,436 Not to tease you, but 217 00:07:21,543 --> 00:07:23,979 just so we all have the complete information. 218 00:07:24,276 --> 00:07:26,291 - Which one is he? - Constantine Kane. 219 00:07:26,353 --> 00:07:27,383 Yes. 220 00:07:28,437 --> 00:07:29,507 I see. 221 00:07:29,543 --> 00:07:30,974 Why don't you just cancel the band? 222 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:32,407 If I cancel, I'll have to 223 00:07:32,443 --> 00:07:34,565 tell Jake why, and I don't want to do that. 224 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:36,951 Well, it says he's playing a solo show in Bed-Stuy tonight. 225 00:07:36,976 --> 00:07:38,408 We can just go down there and ask him 226 00:07:38,432 --> 00:07:39,952 - to pull out of the wedding. - I don't know. 227 00:07:39,976 --> 00:07:42,046 Tonight was supposed to be about us bonding, 228 00:07:42,071 --> 00:07:44,207 and instead, it's just starting to be about some dude. 229 00:07:44,276 --> 00:07:46,341 No, it's about your bachelorettes having your back. 230 00:07:46,376 --> 00:07:47,750 But I wanted tonight to be fun. 231 00:07:47,796 --> 00:07:50,341 And it will be. We're having a drunken adventure! 232 00:07:50,376 --> 00:07:51,441 Really? 233 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:54,741 Okay. Yeah. Let's do it. 234 00:07:54,776 --> 00:07:56,874 Yay! Bachelorette adventure! 235 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,969 Kylie, you should talk less. 236 00:07:59,098 --> 00:08:01,262 Sorry, I have to direct it somewhere. 237 00:08:01,376 --> 00:08:02,754 Nice to meet you, by the way. 238 00:08:02,779 --> 00:08:04,065 Hey guys, if you're running out, 239 00:08:04,090 --> 00:08:05,819 I'm just gonna take Hitchcock to the hospital. 240 00:08:05,843 --> 00:08:06,857 Is he okay? 241 00:08:06,882 --> 00:08:08,349 He drank a lot during "Never Have I Ever." 242 00:08:08,373 --> 00:08:09,841 We're gonna get his stomach pumped, 243 00:08:09,876 --> 00:08:11,504 try to get ahead of this thing. 244 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,284 That meat was good. 245 00:08:13,309 --> 00:08:14,774 You know what we should order? 246 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:15,974 More meat. 247 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,341 Yeah, we should. 248 00:08:17,376 --> 00:08:18,474 We're "The Steak Studs!" 249 00:08:18,509 --> 00:08:20,207 The Steak Studs! 250 00:08:20,242 --> 00:08:21,374 No-no-no... wait! 251 00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:23,174 Charles already gave us a name. 252 00:08:23,209 --> 00:08:25,341 And that is the only one we're gonna use. 253 00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:27,274 Steak Studs! Steak Studs! 254 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:30,307 - Wait-wait. - Steak Studs... 255 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,657 - It's Charles. - Oh, no. Oh, no. 256 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:32,718 What do we do? What do we do? 257 00:08:32,742 --> 00:08:33,808 Everyone, calm down. 258 00:08:33,843 --> 00:08:35,042 It'll be fine. I have an idea. 259 00:08:36,794 --> 00:08:38,041 Why is everyone looking at me? 260 00:08:38,066 --> 00:08:40,271 You just said you had an idea, then you stopped talking. 261 00:08:40,296 --> 00:08:42,041 Oh, my goodness. I'm very intoxicated. 262 00:08:42,077 --> 00:08:44,220 Oh, he's FaceTiming me, you guys. What do I do? 263 00:08:44,245 --> 00:08:46,886 He can't know we're at the restaurant. I need a neutral background. 264 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:47,941 I'm a neutral background! 265 00:08:47,976 --> 00:08:49,808 - I'm huge! - Yes. Genius. 266 00:08:50,217 --> 00:08:52,238 Let me put on my jacket. Okay. 267 00:08:52,676 --> 00:08:54,008 Hey, best man. 268 00:08:54,043 --> 00:08:56,041 - Jake! - Oh, I'm so scared. 269 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,033 The kidnappers have me tied up and... 270 00:08:58,861 --> 00:09:00,374 W... where are you guys? 271 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,708 I don't want to say, in case the kidnappers are listening. 272 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,489 - Smart. - But please hurry. 273 00:09:04,528 --> 00:09:06,841 They're torturing me like James Bond in "Casino Royale." 274 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:09,240 It's all groin stuff! Oh, my God. 275 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,828 Save me! Save... 276 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,874 That was close. 277 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:15,935 So... 278 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:18,674 should we order another round? 279 00:09:29,676 --> 00:09:31,908 - Yeah, Constantine! - Thank you. 280 00:09:31,943 --> 00:09:33,008 Namaste. 281 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:34,274 Look, in my defense, 282 00:09:34,309 --> 00:09:35,874 he didn't used to have that man bun. 283 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:37,282 It was just a ponytail. 284 00:09:37,307 --> 00:09:39,075 I'm just gonna write some of my thoughts down 285 00:09:39,109 --> 00:09:41,075 just to let them out, so I don't explode. 286 00:09:41,109 --> 00:09:44,941 Okay, look, no matter how lame that dude's man purse is, 287 00:09:44,976 --> 00:09:47,074 Amy Santiago still had a one-night stand. 288 00:09:47,109 --> 00:09:48,808 - To Amy! Amy! 289 00:09:48,843 --> 00:09:50,407 - Yeah. 290 00:09:50,443 --> 00:09:54,321 Actually, it technically wasn't just one night. 291 00:09:54,346 --> 00:09:56,081 - Explain. - Well, he caught me 292 00:09:56,106 --> 00:09:57,671 trying to sneak out the next morning, 293 00:09:58,085 --> 00:09:59,951 and then he started crying, 294 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:01,307 so I hugged him, and 295 00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:03,274 while we were hugging, um, 296 00:10:03,309 --> 00:10:06,307 his mom FaceTimed, and he introduced me as his girlfriend. 297 00:10:06,343 --> 00:10:07,874 Okay, so then right after the call, 298 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:09,242 you broke up with him, ended it. 299 00:10:09,267 --> 00:10:10,974 - Uhh... - How long were you with 300 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,482 crying wedding-band man bun? 301 00:10:12,507 --> 00:10:14,407 Not that long. I doubt he even remembers me. 302 00:10:14,443 --> 00:10:16,156 Oh, my God. Amy Santiago. 303 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:17,341 Ladies and gentlemen, 304 00:10:17,376 --> 00:10:19,537 the love of my life is here. 305 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,908 Three months. We dated for three months. 306 00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:24,240 - All right. - This is the boat. 307 00:10:24,276 --> 00:10:26,585 Now, Charles has to think we're totally sober 308 00:10:26,610 --> 00:10:27,874 and we solved his puzzle. 309 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:29,614 - So we good? - Yep, I'm drunk as hell! 310 00:10:29,639 --> 00:10:31,612 - That's not what I asked. - Don't worry about me. 311 00:10:31,637 --> 00:10:33,198 I've seen you do enough of these harebrained schemes 312 00:10:33,222 --> 00:10:34,274 to know how to play along. 313 00:10:34,309 --> 00:10:35,808 If Charles asks what's wrong, 314 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,443 I'll just put on a quaint smile and say, 315 00:10:39,544 --> 00:10:40,741 "Nothing." 316 00:10:40,776 --> 00:10:42,485 Amazing. That is actually perfect. 317 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:44,269 All right, now let's hold on to each other for balance 318 00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:46,207 like three totally sober grown men. 319 00:10:46,242 --> 00:10:47,332 Come here. 320 00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:49,831 And here we go. 321 00:10:50,871 --> 00:10:52,750 Oh, yeah, we're nailing this. 322 00:10:53,663 --> 00:10:56,140 Hello? Charles? 323 00:10:57,676 --> 00:10:59,741 Surprise! Welcome to the party, pal! 324 00:10:59,776 --> 00:11:02,140 Wow! This is amazing! 325 00:11:02,176 --> 00:11:04,205 Yeah! Now we get to the best part. 326 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,509 Steaks and shots! 327 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:08,350 Ohh, more meat and alcohol. 328 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:09,708 "More?" What does that mean? 329 00:11:09,743 --> 00:11:12,274 Uhh... 330 00:11:12,309 --> 00:11:14,074 Nothing? 331 00:11:22,071 --> 00:11:23,922 - Isn't this great? - Uh-huh. 332 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,324 So there is one question about the scavenger hunt 333 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:27,726 you have to answer. 334 00:11:27,859 --> 00:11:29,772 Was he everything you thought he'd be? 335 00:11:30,293 --> 00:11:31,302 Yes. 336 00:11:31,338 --> 00:11:34,008 He was everything I thought he'd be. 337 00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:37,342 Never before has a person so perfectly met my expectations. 338 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:38,545 I know! 339 00:11:38,576 --> 00:11:40,168 Isn't Reginald VelJohnson the best? 340 00:11:40,193 --> 00:11:42,246 Reginald VelJohnson? From "Die Hard"? 341 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,287 Sergeant Powell was a part of my bachelor party? 342 00:11:45,294 --> 00:11:47,477 Is what I said upon meeting him. 343 00:11:47,502 --> 00:11:49,125 I'm just still emotional about it. 344 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:51,171 I can't believe you pulled that off! 345 00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:52,269 Yeah, I did. 346 00:11:52,304 --> 00:11:53,803 I have one more surprise for you. 347 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,842 If I could have your eyes, ears, 348 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,302 and emotional cores... 349 00:12:00,362 --> 00:12:02,213 I'd like to take you all on a journey. 350 00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:03,881 Wow, you got a lot of photos of my birth. 351 00:12:03,906 --> 00:12:05,809 Your mom didn't have any pics, so I had to call the hospital. 352 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,025 - Ah. - Jake Peralta. 353 00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:09,229 My partner. My best friend. 354 00:12:09,254 --> 00:12:11,127 My brother. My idol. 355 00:12:11,256 --> 00:12:14,221 The one man who has never let me down. 356 00:12:14,398 --> 00:12:16,115 Oh, that's very kind. 357 00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:18,542 Tonight had to be the biggest, 358 00:12:18,636 --> 00:12:20,743 most special bachelor party ever. 359 00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:23,803 It had to be extraordinary because you, 360 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,620 my friend, are no ordinary man. 361 00:12:26,691 --> 00:12:31,536 In fact, you are 24 karat gold. 362 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:39,661 24 karat gold! 363 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:40,892 - Is that a phrase I say? - No. 364 00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:42,084 Like the coins from the hunt! 365 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,763 - Yes, of course. - From those. 366 00:12:43,788 --> 00:12:47,041 Now, Terry, please present your gold coin. 367 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,813 My gold coin? The hell? 368 00:12:48,838 --> 00:12:50,964 From the last stop, the one with Reginald VelJohnson. 369 00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:52,886 Yes, right, I already told you that I was there and I met him. 370 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:55,213 Stop bringing it up. Terry, give the man his coin! 371 00:12:55,238 --> 00:12:57,482 - The hell are you talking about, Jake? - The coin. Give him the coin. 372 00:12:57,506 --> 00:12:58,961 - What coin? I don't have a... - You give him a coin. 373 00:12:58,985 --> 00:13:00,497 - Give him his gold coin. - What's going on, guys? 374 00:13:00,521 --> 00:13:02,106 All right, here's the deal. 375 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,285 Terry's coin fell out of his pocket, and we lost it. 376 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:07,017 We just didn't have the heart to tell you. 377 00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:09,140 Oh, no. That cost $800. 378 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,615 All right, Terry will pay me back later. 379 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:13,195 - What? - Captain, your coin, please. 380 00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:17,247 - I ate mine. - You ate your coin? 381 00:13:17,272 --> 00:13:18,558 Yes, I thought it was chocolate. 382 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,572 But you hate chocolate. It has "too much taste." 383 00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:23,085 Oh, man. 384 00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:26,309 You guys didn't do the scavenger hunt, did you? 385 00:13:26,829 --> 00:13:28,950 And you call yourselves The Batch Boys? 386 00:13:28,997 --> 00:13:30,894 Actually, we call ourselves The Steak Studs. 387 00:13:30,970 --> 00:13:32,299 Raymond! 388 00:13:32,324 --> 00:13:33,522 Why? 389 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:36,033 - I know why you're here, Turtle Bug. 390 00:13:36,058 --> 00:13:37,523 I feel like the fact that you just 391 00:13:37,548 --> 00:13:39,046 called me that means you don't. 392 00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:41,773 Uh, quick question: If I make fun of Constantine 393 00:13:41,805 --> 00:13:43,569 does that count as making fun of you? 394 00:13:43,594 --> 00:13:45,024 - Yes. - Okay. 395 00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:47,047 - Can I make fun of you? - I'd rather you didn't. 396 00:13:47,072 --> 00:13:49,072 Well, I have to remove myself from this situation. 397 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,824 Look, I want to talk to you about a gig you have coming up. 398 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,668 - Jake Peralta booked it. - Yeah. 399 00:13:53,693 --> 00:13:54,696 - Your wedding. - What? 400 00:13:54,721 --> 00:13:56,463 If you knew that, then why did you take it? 401 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,517 I wrote you a love song. 402 00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:59,350 I'm gonna sing it, and I'm gonna win you back. 403 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,237 Then we're gonna be on "The Today Show." 404 00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:03,303 - I love Hoda. - Yeah, no. 405 00:14:03,392 --> 00:14:04,757 No, we will not. 406 00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:06,492 This is what's gonna happen, okay? 407 00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:07,759 You're gonna call Jake, 408 00:14:07,872 --> 00:14:09,447 tell him something came up, 409 00:14:09,472 --> 00:14:10,770 and you have to cancel the gig. 410 00:14:10,795 --> 00:14:12,790 Not happening. I'm gonna get on that stage. 411 00:14:12,814 --> 00:14:14,612 And I'm gonna play "Amy Come Back." 412 00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:16,668 - Fine. - I'm gonna tell Jake everything. 413 00:14:16,726 --> 00:14:19,204 I'm cancelling your band. Boom. 414 00:14:19,229 --> 00:14:21,827 - Okay! - That'll just cost you $15,000. 415 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,031 Excuse me? 416 00:14:23,056 --> 00:14:24,493 Well, when I heard it was your wedding, 417 00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:26,349 I knew your fiancé would cancel 418 00:14:26,374 --> 00:14:28,506 when he found out about us, so... 419 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,927 I put in a huge kill fee. 420 00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:33,385 - Yeah, he never even noticed. 421 00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:36,480 He didn't read the terms and conditions. 422 00:14:36,704 --> 00:14:38,861 Look, Charles, I'm sorry that we cheated, 423 00:14:38,886 --> 00:14:40,274 but your puzzle was too hard. 424 00:14:40,299 --> 00:14:42,124 Oh, don't give me that excuse. 425 00:14:42,203 --> 00:14:43,374 I worked hard on this night! 426 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:44,731 And it all led up to this moment 427 00:14:44,756 --> 00:14:47,363 where everyone gives you $3,200 in gold coins! 428 00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:49,711 Again, is the gold coin thing based on something I said? 429 00:14:49,768 --> 00:14:51,900 You're 24 karat gold! 430 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,307 - Yeah, right, okay. - You guys are the worst. 431 00:14:53,331 --> 00:14:55,554 You're right, and we shouldn't have lied to you. 432 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,492 But all of this, the puzzle, 433 00:14:57,528 --> 00:14:59,164 it's what you wanted, not me. 434 00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:01,208 I just wanted to hang out with my friends. 435 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,298 Well, don't let me stop you. 436 00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:05,811 You can hang out with your friends all you want, because I'm leaving. 437 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:06,887 Charles! 438 00:15:08,823 --> 00:15:10,021 Come on, slideshow. 439 00:15:14,187 --> 00:15:16,191 Boyle isn't picking up and I called Genevieve. 440 00:15:16,252 --> 00:15:17,810 - She doesn't know where he is. - Wait. 441 00:15:17,943 --> 00:15:20,463 I bet Charles is looking for the coins he hid all over the city. 442 00:15:20,488 --> 00:15:21,518 They were so expensive. 443 00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:23,659 Also, why does he keep saying I'm 24 karat gold? 444 00:15:23,685 --> 00:15:24,942 - No idea. - Makes zero sense. 445 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,348 We'll have to figure it out later. 446 00:15:26,373 --> 00:15:27,793 In the meantime, we gotta find those coins. 447 00:15:27,817 --> 00:15:29,253 Yes, but how do we figure out where they are? 448 00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:30,435 All we have to do is solve 449 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,628 the entire six-hour scavenger hunt immediately. 450 00:15:32,685 --> 00:15:34,725 Raymond, toss me that sextant. 451 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,430 Guys, we can do this! 452 00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:38,068 - We cannot do this. 453 00:15:38,093 --> 00:15:39,310 We're way too drunk. 454 00:15:39,335 --> 00:15:41,621 But there has to be someone that knows where those coins are, right? 455 00:15:41,645 --> 00:15:42,715 Charles. 456 00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:44,170 - Charles would know. - Brilliant! 457 00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:46,261 We just have to find Charles, but where might he be? 458 00:15:46,285 --> 00:15:47,697 He's probably digging up the gold coins. 459 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,650 But who would know where the gold coins are? 460 00:15:49,675 --> 00:15:51,481 Charles! Charles knows where they are. 461 00:15:51,506 --> 00:15:53,478 But where is he... No, wait we're stuck in a loop. 462 00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:54,827 We're super drunk and we're in a loop. 463 00:15:54,851 --> 00:15:57,082 We need to find someone who isn't Charles 464 00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:58,383 who knows where the coins are. 465 00:16:01,817 --> 00:16:03,284 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 466 00:16:03,308 --> 00:16:04,830 - It's Reginald VelJohnson. - What's going on? 467 00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:06,079 - Who are you? - I'm Jake Peralta. 468 00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,547 You were part of my bachelor party tonight. 469 00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:09,035 Oh, you're the jerk who didn't show. 470 00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:11,306 He knows who I am. 471 00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:17,360 Okay, so I need to come up with 15 grand 472 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:20,550 or my father/daughter dance is going to be performed by that. 473 00:16:20,618 --> 00:16:22,568 Wrong. You're forgetting the most obvious option. 474 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,727 Steal the contract and destroy it. 475 00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:26,049 Destroy a legal document? I can't do that. 476 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,187 You were right, I'm a boring square 477 00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:32,116 who's never actually had a crazy, stranger bone session. 478 00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:34,420 Gina, your looks are just as hurtful as your words. 479 00:16:34,445 --> 00:16:36,449 I'm sorry. I can only control so much. 480 00:16:36,518 --> 00:16:38,349 - I shouldn't have come back. - Okay. Look. 481 00:16:38,385 --> 00:16:40,081 You don't have to steal it. We will. 482 00:16:40,106 --> 00:16:41,216 - Right? - Hell yeah. 483 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:42,480 You guys don't have to do this. 484 00:16:42,505 --> 00:16:43,950 We told you. We're your bridesmaids. 485 00:16:43,974 --> 00:16:44,987 We have your back. Okay. 486 00:16:45,012 --> 00:16:46,663 I think if we distract him, I can sneak in 487 00:16:46,688 --> 00:16:48,578 and take the contract out of his man purse. 488 00:16:48,603 --> 00:16:49,909 Won't he know what's going on? 489 00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:51,149 He saw all of us with Amy. 490 00:16:51,434 --> 00:16:52,616 Not all of us. 491 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,320 Sick set. 492 00:16:54,345 --> 00:16:55,664 You were really jamming up there. 493 00:16:55,719 --> 00:16:57,701 - Oh... - I'm Lucious Lyon. 494 00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:00,016 Record executive at... Executive Records. 495 00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:02,340 Lucious Lyon. I've heard that name. 496 00:17:02,418 --> 00:17:04,360 Anyway, we're always looking for new talent. 497 00:17:04,385 --> 00:17:06,182 "We" being me and my partner. 498 00:17:06,218 --> 00:17:08,416 That's Cookie. Let me introduce you. 499 00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:16,225 Where is it? Where is it? 500 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,897 Why are there so many scarves in here? 501 00:17:17,922 --> 00:17:19,120 You looking for this? 502 00:17:21,318 --> 00:17:22,773 I see him, Gina. Thank you. 503 00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:25,396 Look, Sergeant Powell, 504 00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:26,879 oh, I'm sorry, is it okay if I call you by 505 00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:28,126 your character name from "Die Hard"? 506 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,196 - No. - Okay. 507 00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:31,397 Look, Reginald, do you know why Charles hired you? 508 00:17:31,507 --> 00:17:33,625 Because I love "Die Hard" more than any other movie, 509 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:35,454 - and I loved you in it. - For the record, 510 00:17:35,479 --> 00:17:37,010 I loved you from "Family Matters." 511 00:17:37,249 --> 00:17:39,529 Carl Winslow made me want to become a cop. 512 00:17:39,568 --> 00:17:40,847 Come on, Terry, you already have 513 00:17:40,872 --> 00:17:42,253 like six other reasons you became a cop. 514 00:17:42,277 --> 00:17:44,126 This is not your moment. And for the record, 515 00:17:44,151 --> 00:17:45,435 that's the first time I've ever heard 516 00:17:45,459 --> 00:17:46,477 him even mention "Family Matters." 517 00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:48,265 - Look, it's late. - Please leave. 518 00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:50,671 Come on. Look... My best friend is out there. 519 00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:52,659 And you're the only one who knows where he is. 520 00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:54,482 So, as much as I hate to do this, 521 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,493 you're gonna tell us where those coins are hidden, 522 00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:58,660 - or you're gonna regret it. - What are you gonna do to me? 523 00:17:58,684 --> 00:18:00,782 Stay here all night, making this sound: 524 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:06,946 Fine, fine. 525 00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:08,675 - I'll tell you where he is. - Yes. 526 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:09,782 Thank you so much. 527 00:18:09,807 --> 00:18:11,106 Also, we're gonna need you to take us there, 528 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,694 'cause we're all too drunk to drive. 529 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,482 You thought you could distract me with a record deal? 530 00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:18,145 Please, I'm already represented, 531 00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:19,282 by my mom. 532 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,237 - God, you're a turd. - Well, this turd 533 00:18:21,483 --> 00:18:23,664 is your best friend's future husband. 534 00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:25,442 - Doink! - Hey, wait, no! 535 00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:27,398 - Give that back to me! - I'm wild! 536 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:30,682 - Keep going! Keep going! 537 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,182 - He's gaining on you. - Not for long. 538 00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:35,115 Free shots for everyone! 539 00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:37,715 Turtle Bug! 540 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,815 Whoo! 541 00:18:40,884 --> 00:18:42,316 Buh-bye, Connie! 542 00:18:42,384 --> 00:18:44,582 Tell your mother I said I never loved you, 543 00:18:44,617 --> 00:18:47,177 and that your whole family is a bunch of friggin... 544 00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:51,582 - Oh. 545 00:18:51,684 --> 00:18:53,648 Whoo, I broke a rule! 546 00:18:55,773 --> 00:18:57,599 Never have I ever slept with a guy, 547 00:18:57,631 --> 00:18:59,604 broken his heart, hired him to play at my wedding, 548 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,349 stolen a legally binding contract from him, 549 00:19:01,384 --> 00:19:03,249 jumped on a bar and dumped booze on everyone, 550 00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:05,420 fallen off the bar, probably given myself a concussion... 551 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,693 and a permanent scar. 552 00:19:06,717 --> 00:19:08,782 - I have ever! 553 00:19:08,851 --> 00:19:11,316 Well, it is officially after midnight, 554 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,548 so I can now say whatever I want. 555 00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:14,715 - Uh-oh. 556 00:19:14,784 --> 00:19:16,482 Tonight was awesome, 557 00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:18,449 and I loved hanging out with your dorks. 558 00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:20,482 - What? - Aww, yeah. 559 00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:22,740 You know, the word "dork" 560 00:19:22,765 --> 00:19:25,395 is actually a Celtic word meaning "lungfish." 561 00:19:25,451 --> 00:19:27,279 Kylie, I'm trying so hard. 562 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,108 This is where he told me to wait for you. 563 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,498 Oh, my God. This is the corner where 564 00:19:30,522 --> 00:19:33,080 John McClane met Zeus Carver in "Die Hard 3." 565 00:19:33,322 --> 00:19:34,956 Oh, Charles. Yes, you're here. 566 00:19:34,981 --> 00:19:36,548 What's going on? How did you find me? 567 00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:37,582 Did you solve the puzzle? 568 00:19:37,684 --> 00:19:38,815 No, they didn't. 569 00:19:38,884 --> 00:19:40,007 They cheated again. 570 00:19:40,132 --> 00:19:41,161 Reginald. 571 00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:43,440 Hey man, look. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 572 00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:45,703 No, I'm the one who should apologize. 573 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:46,955 I overdid it tonight. 574 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:49,031 I wanted everything to be perfect, because 575 00:19:49,253 --> 00:19:51,584 it's our last big night before you get married. 576 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,330 I guess I was a little worried 577 00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:55,053 things were gonna change between us. 578 00:19:55,078 --> 00:19:57,582 Oh, Charles. Come on. 579 00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,607 Of course, things are gonna change. 580 00:19:59,661 --> 00:20:01,159 I'm getting married. 581 00:20:01,184 --> 00:20:03,316 I mean, didn't you make me less of a priority 582 00:20:03,351 --> 00:20:05,168 when you and Genevieve got together? 583 00:20:07,884 --> 00:20:09,259 - Yes. - See? 584 00:20:09,578 --> 00:20:11,682 I mean, no matter what, we'll always be best friends. 585 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,416 - Hey, you know why 586 00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:14,837 I didn't like your scavenger hunt? 587 00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:16,243 'Cause it was stupid and overcomplicated. 588 00:20:16,267 --> 00:20:17,464 And way too long. 589 00:20:17,489 --> 00:20:19,121 - There was no food. - Or drinks. 590 00:20:19,146 --> 00:20:20,302 This is not a group conversation, guys. 591 00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:22,610 Well, you could have stood a little farther away from us then. 592 00:20:22,634 --> 00:20:23,682 Point taken. 593 00:20:23,784 --> 00:20:25,175 I didn't like it because 594 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,188 you got kidnapped right at the beginning. 595 00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:28,859 You were gone for six hours. 596 00:20:28,884 --> 00:20:31,138 I wanted to spend my bachelor party with you. 597 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:34,864 I can't believe you pissed off 598 00:20:34,889 --> 00:20:36,785 Reginald VelJohnson just to find me. 599 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,408 Oh, please. He'll get over it. 600 00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:40,848 No, I won't. You've made an enemy for life. 601 00:20:41,029 --> 00:20:42,715 And I'm telling Bruce Willis you suck. 602 00:20:47,361 --> 00:20:48,725 That's fine. I'm fine with that. 603 00:20:49,108 --> 00:20:50,615 It's good. What's important is that 604 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,991 we made up, my best friend. 605 00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:54,090 Not Bruce Willis. 606 00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:55,481 To Jake and Amy! 607 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:57,082 To Jake and Amy! 608 00:20:57,151 --> 00:20:59,349 - To us! 609 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,418 Hey, so I need to tell you something. 610 00:21:01,535 --> 00:21:03,846 I had to cancel the wedding band, 611 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:06,382 because I kind of dated one of the dudes in it. 612 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:07,770 Yeah, I know. Man bun. 613 00:21:07,795 --> 00:21:09,559 He left me a very long message 614 00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:11,582 - with a lot of details - Oh, no. 615 00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:13,382 He seems like a really passionate guy. 616 00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:14,901 I'm never gonna live this down. 617 00:21:14,926 --> 00:21:16,415 - No, you are not. 618 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,726 I'm just kidding. I'll never bring it up again. 619 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,316 Thank you. You're the sweetest. 620 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:21,692 - I love you. - I love you too, Turtle Bug. 621 00:21:21,717 --> 00:21:22,849 - Oh, my... - Yeah. 622 00:21:22,884 --> 00:21:24,548 Uh, do I still need to be here? 623 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,139 Yes, Reginald. We're all toasted and we need rides home! 624 00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:30,648 It's Reginald VelJohnson! 625 00:21:30,996 --> 00:21:35,991 Synced and corrected by Pisuly www.addic7ed.com