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I go into a coffee shop,

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and as soon as everybody
sees that I'm a cop,

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they stop talking and they
avoid eye contact with me.

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One lady even walked out.

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I am just so tired of being treated

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- like the enemy...
- Hey, Hitchcock?

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Your penis is hanging out.

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Oh. Well, that's a relief.

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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All right, there are
seven days until the wedding,

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so we are officially transitioning

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from the "Month Of" binder to...

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- "Week Of" binder.
- My goodness.

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- They're getting bigger.
- You should see

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- the honeymoon binder.
- Ooh.

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Is there a tab for sex stuff?

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Several. And they're cascading.

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- Yeah, they are.
- Today's our only day off

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before Saturday. We have 24 hours

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to accomplish a week's worth
of wedding prep.

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This is what getting married
is all about.

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And spending your life
with your soul mate.

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Uh-huh. Hey, Rosa,

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why do you have a picture
of Sergio Mindar up?

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Facial recognition picked
him up at JFK yesterday.

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He finally resurfaced after seven years.

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- Who's Sergio Mindar?
- The bane of my existence.

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Bane from "Batman", right?

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Continue.

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He's a ruthless killer
who built a meth empire.

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We were tracking him for weeks,
but he kept getting away.

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Finally, we cornered him in a warehouse.

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Every exit was covered
and he just vanished.

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Then he sent us a postcard
from Paraguay a year later

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just to taunt us. It was diabolical.

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Yeah, it was full of grammar errors...

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and other taunts that
normal people care about.

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That was the first time
I was the primary on a case.

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The fact that I let him
get away still haunts me.

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He's been in every dream I've had

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for the last seven years.

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Even the one you told me about

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where you're flying on a marshmallow?

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Who do you think was riding

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- the jellybean I was chasing?
- Mindar.

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Well, you won't be haunted any longer

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because we're gonna catch him.

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Rosa, I'm working this case with you.

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Jake, I know we have a ton
of wedding stuff to do, but...

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No, no, no.
You absolutely have to do this.

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He's your white whale.
He's your Johnny Franzia.

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- Who?
- My archnemesis?

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Johnny Franzia? The guy who's been

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tormenting me with
a deck of cards for years?

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"Looks like deuces are wild, Peralta"?

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Seriously? I feel like I talk

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about him constantly,
but it doesn't matter.

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You definitely have to go.
I'll handle the wedding stuff.

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Are you sure?

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It's a lot to get done in one day.

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Absolutely. You work the case,

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and hey, if you guys need any pointers

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on a cool high five
or something, I could...

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Well, if you need
any suggestions, let me know.

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- This all looks fine.
- Charles, shh.

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- I wasn't talking.
- Shh!

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Olivia Crawford just
got off the elevator.

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My rival for the commissionership?

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She's here right now?
I've got to come up

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with a confident opening salvo.

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Think, Raymond. Think.

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- Hello, Raymond.
- Olivia.

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You have a little bit of...

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goop in your eye.

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Oh, thank you.

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I'm sorry to barge in like this,

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but I have a source
on the nominating committee.

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They're making their recommendation

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to the mayor at the end of next week,

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and it seems that John Kelly

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is going to beat out both of us.

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Big shocker.

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The straight white man wins again.

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- Exactly.
- Amen.

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That was my complaint

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about Owen winning "Top Chef Junior,"

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and you guys all acted like I was crazy.

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Half of the committee
supports John Kelly,

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and the other half is divided
between the two of us.

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We're splitting the vote.
So for either of us

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to have a chance,
one of us needs to step aside.

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Exactly. You should drop out.

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is what you said to yourself

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in the mirror this morning

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instead of checking your eye for goop.

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And I agree. You should drop out.

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is what you said
to yourself in the mirror

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this morning while polishing your head.

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Don't you think it's time New York had

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its first female commissioner?

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What about its first openly
gay commissioner?

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Yes, that would be vital and important

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if you weren't 1 million years old.

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You do know that exaggeration
is the "huckster's crutch"?

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Also, I come off quite youthful.

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You just said "huckster's crutch."

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Step aside... Grandpa.

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Hey, hey, Sarge.

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Large and in charge like El DeBarge.

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Quick "quesht":

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how would you like to spend
your day off with me,

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doing an endless list of wedding tasks?

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I can see from your eyes,
you're excited.

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No way. Sharon and the girls are going

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on a playdate all day
and I'm going to see a movie

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for grown-ups. No talking animals

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and tons of cuss words.

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I know cuss words.
Come with me and I'll cuss

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at you all day long,
you big piece of crap.

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Yeah, that sounds fun, but I'm gonna

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- stick with the movie.
- No, no, no.

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Please don't do that. Look...

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I promised Amy I could
get everything done,

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and I definitely can't.
Breaking promises is how

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marriages end, not how they start!

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- What is that?
- I have 143 tasks

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to get through in the next 12 hours.

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I set a recurring alarm
so I know how fast

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- I should be moving.
- Well, how's that going?

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Not well. I'm already three tasks behind

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and the alarms keep piling up.
It's kind of making me feel

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a little bit stressed out.
Please help me, Sarge.

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Please. Come on, you're, like,

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the best husband ever.

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You're, like, the Tiger Woods
of being a husband.

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What he was to golf, not what
he was to being a husband.

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Terry's husband game is flawless.

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- Okay, I'm in... but you owe me.
- Yes!

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Anything you want. Now, let's roll out,

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you friggin' dick!

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Wait, you don't have to cuss at me, man.

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No, it's too late.
It's already locked in.

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God, looking at these old files

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is really bringing back some memories.

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Sergio's evil voice, his stupid face...

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His delicious aroma.

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Man, I hated how good he smelled.

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I know.

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That jerk smelled like
an English garden.

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He almost made me quit
the force, but my God,

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- I could breathe him in for days.
- Why do you think he came back?

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According to this picture from JFK,

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he's taking the bus, so I'm guessing

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- he's out of money in Paraguay.
- Right.

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Didn't his number two say
he had to leave a bunch

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of his cash behind before he fled?

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Hey, look at this.

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Sergio's getting on the B15.
That goes to Bed-Stuy

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via Garvey Avenue, where he had...

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a hideout in an old brownstone.

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I don't know. You think he's dumb enough

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- to go back there?
- Yeah, I do.

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You know why?

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'Cause he forgot who was on his tail.

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Nope, he remembered.

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And he used the wrong "you're"

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- and the wrong "too"!
- Son of a bitch!

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Ugh! Damn it, he still smells great.

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How is this guy always
one step ahead of us?

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God, I hate him!

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- Ow! My noggin!
- Oh, no.

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It's happening again.
This is exactly like last time.

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No, it's not. What makes you say that?

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God, I hate him!

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Ow! My noggin!

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Okay, fine.
But not everything is the same.

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Honestly, the only thing
that's different

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is Hitchcock's hair.

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Ow! My noggin!

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How dare you, Diaz?

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Oh, I miss that toupee.
You know it was a reversible?

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No, you know what else is different?

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We're better cops now. Look, Sergio knew

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that we knew about that hideout.

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It was listed in his
original arrest warrant.

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Right. We need to find a connection

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to him that he doesn't know
that we know about.

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Wait.

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What about his grandmother?

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She was the last person he visited

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- before he fled.
- I don't know.

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I'm just not sure we'll be able

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to get some old bag to squeal
on her grandson.

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Clearly, you've never
seen me with the elderly.

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They love me.

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I can talk about coupons for days, son.

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That's right, you're looking
at a senior queen.

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What is that?
That's not a widely used term.

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Jake, you gotta pick a napkin.

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The binder said they should be beige.

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I didn't realize there'd
be 45 different shades.

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"Chanterelle,"desert whimsy,"
"filbert husk"?

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Words have no more meaning, Terry.

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We're running out of time, man.

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- You gotta make a call.
- But what if I choose wrong?

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That's a terrible way
to start off a marriage.

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People won't even watch our first dance.

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They're gonna be too busy
laughing at the napkins.

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Okay... maybe I can narrow it down.

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Uh, I think I don't like desert whimsy.

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- Okay.
- Why did you pause like that

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before you said "okay"?
Was that secretly your favorite one?

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Look, you know Amy better than anyone.

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You just have to trust your gut.

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What is your gut telling you?

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That I'm a terrible napkin chooser

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and will therefore be a horrible spouse.

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That is not your gut.
That is your crazy,

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nonsense brain. Trust me, Jake.

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You know the right napkin.
Is it this one?

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With that crimping? No way.

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- Oh, my God, what did I just do?
- You listened to your gut!

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Yes! I have a gut! My groom gut!

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Every groom has one.
You just had to find yours.

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Okay, I can do this.
Uh, this one's too big.

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This is too scratchy.
This one is shedding.

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This one's too rustic.
Am I using that term right?

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Yes, you're doing it! It is too rustic!

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This one. Classy, but very absorbent.

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Simple, and it won't clash
with our color scheme.

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It's perfect! We'll take it!

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- Groom gut!
- Groom gut!

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Did you hear anything from Olivia?

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She's not gonna step down,
and neither am I.

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- We're at an impasse.
- Okay.

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Well, Gina and I have been
discussing the situation

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and we think we know
what you need to do.

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- Oh? What is that?
- Whisper campaign.

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It's the best way to bring down an enemy

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if you don't wanna get your hands dirty.

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How do you think I stole
the cheese club presidency

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- away from Bruce?
- Whisper.

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I heard he thought
camembert was goat cheese.

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And how do you think I got Janet

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and her horrible daughter
Dakota to drop out

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- of baby bongos class?
- Whispers.

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I heard Dakota has
foot in mouth disease.

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Sir, you have to give us
permission to do this.

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00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:07,468
Weaponize our sweet little mouths.

250
00:08:07,503 --> 00:08:09,475
Ugh, how are we on
the same side of this?

251
00:08:09,511 --> 00:08:11,576
This is not a strategy
I'd normally entertain,

252
00:08:11,937 --> 00:08:14,068
however, challenging Olivia publicly

253
00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:16,868
is out of the question, so...
what do you have in mind?

254
00:08:17,124 --> 00:08:18,768
- Whispers.
- Yes, I know,

255
00:08:18,803 --> 00:08:20,101
but what specifically are the words

256
00:08:20,136 --> 00:08:21,468
that you would be whispering?

257
00:08:21,503 --> 00:08:23,167
She lied on her resume.

258
00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,768
- She's a shoplifter.
- She planted evidence.

259
00:08:25,803 --> 00:08:29,234
- She seduced a priest.
- She pads her stats.

260
00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:31,167
She's sort of stanky, I heard.

261
00:08:31,203 --> 00:08:33,167
No, no. I wanna be commissioner

262
00:08:33,203 --> 00:08:37,002
of the NYPD: but I want
to achieve it honorably.

263
00:08:37,037 --> 00:08:38,067
There has to be another way.

264
00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:39,301
There isn't.

265
00:08:39,336 --> 00:08:41,376
Whispers.

266
00:08:41,898 --> 00:08:44,930
So Louise Mindar is
right over there, officers.

267
00:08:44,966 --> 00:08:46,230
Oh, please don't call us that.

268
00:08:46,266 --> 00:08:48,134
- We're undercover.
- Yeah, we're pretending

269
00:08:48,169 --> 00:08:49,468
we like old people
and don't think they're gross.

270
00:08:49,503 --> 00:08:51,002
Some of us aren't pretending.

271
00:08:51,036 --> 00:08:53,334
I think the elderly
are treasured to society.

272
00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:55,968
Actually, from experience,
she is more right.

273
00:08:56,004 --> 00:08:57,234
You definitely shouldn't
be working here,

274
00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,037
but thank you for your help.

275
00:09:00,054 --> 00:09:03,052
All right, Rosa, time for
some senior seduction.

276
00:09:05,737 --> 00:09:08,902
Hello, Mrs. Mindar.
We're from Sunset for Seniors,

277
00:09:08,937 --> 00:09:10,368
and we're here to brighten your day.

278
00:09:10,403 --> 00:09:12,981
- Where's my regular girl?
- Oh, she's sick.

279
00:09:13,016 --> 00:09:14,481
Appendicitis.

280
00:09:14,517 --> 00:09:16,133
Oh, Frank's niece just had that.

281
00:09:16,169 --> 00:09:18,134
- Hi, I'm Eunice.
- Hi, Eunice.

282
00:09:18,169 --> 00:09:19,768
- We're talking to Louise.
- Oh...

283
00:09:19,803 --> 00:09:22,002
So, I have a really fun
activity for today.

284
00:09:22,036 --> 00:09:23,777
- We are going to...
- You know what?

285
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,177
I was wrong. Frank's niece
had a botched uterus.

286
00:09:26,213 --> 00:09:27,911
Thank you for that visual, Eunice.

287
00:09:27,947 --> 00:09:29,878
I thought we could do
an oral history project

288
00:09:29,914 --> 00:09:32,155
on your family. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

289
00:09:32,191 --> 00:09:33,568
Oh, I guess so.

290
00:09:33,604 --> 00:09:35,935
Well, I was born during the Depression,

291
00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:38,801
and I had to sleep in a dresser
drawer till I was three.

292
00:09:38,837 --> 00:09:40,301
Yeah, this is more of a recent history.

293
00:09:40,336 --> 00:09:42,134
Like, in the last week or so,
have you had any visits

294
00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:44,301
- from family?
- I don't have any relatives,

295
00:09:44,336 --> 00:09:45,868
except for my grandson,

296
00:09:45,904 --> 00:09:47,768
who I haven't seen in seven years.

297
00:09:47,803 --> 00:09:50,101
Thank you for reminding me of that.

298
00:09:50,136 --> 00:09:51,468
Yeah, we all have family problems.

299
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,101
The question is, are you
going to see him soon?

300
00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:55,468
How do I know? He never calls me.

301
00:09:55,503 --> 00:09:56,516
My turn.

302
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,583
I was born in the Depression too,

303
00:09:57,619 --> 00:09:59,584
but we were extremely rich.

304
00:10:00,069 --> 00:10:02,067
- We had a chambermaid.
- Not now, Eunice.

305
00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:04,368
Okay, so we are way behind.

306
00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:06,301
Picking out napkins took up
a shockingly large part

307
00:10:06,336 --> 00:10:08,101
of the day, which is funny,
because in my regular life,

308
00:10:08,136 --> 00:10:10,034
- I don't use napkins ever.
- That's gross,

309
00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:12,967
but the good news is,
your groom gut is all fired up.

310
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,067
She sure is, and she's hungry for tasks.

311
00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:16,835
- Your groom gut is a woman?
- Yeah, why?

312
00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:18,701
- I think it's really cool.
- Oh, thanks!

313
00:10:18,737 --> 00:10:20,101
All right, let's crush this list.

314
00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:21,468
Calla lilies? Do you think I'm planning

315
00:10:21,503 --> 00:10:23,962
a funeral? I want dahlias.

316
00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:26,768
No, no, no. Brown sprinkles

317
00:10:26,803 --> 00:10:28,101
at the ice cream bar?

318
00:10:28,136 --> 00:10:29,134
Do you think I'm planning a funeral?

319
00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:30,556
Give me rainbow!

320
00:10:30,592 --> 00:10:31,890
Mini lamb shanks?

321
00:10:31,926 --> 00:10:33,190
Do you think I'm planning a funeral?

322
00:10:33,226 --> 00:10:35,838
Swap 'em out for some tiny tuna tacos.

323
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,368
Why do you keep saying
the funeral thing?

324
00:10:38,403 --> 00:10:40,034
Because my groom gut has a catchphrase.

325
00:10:40,069 --> 00:10:41,368
Doy.

326
00:10:41,403 --> 00:10:43,167
Hey, Sarge, look at this!

327
00:10:43,203 --> 00:10:45,067
I cleared all my alarms. We're amazing!

328
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,768
Should we start a business
where we just become

329
00:10:46,803 --> 00:10:48,701
professional choosers?
We could call it...

330
00:10:48,737 --> 00:10:50,301
- "Pro-Choice Industries."
- Jake?

331
00:10:50,336 --> 00:10:51,904
You're right, that name
is needlessly political,

332
00:10:51,939 --> 00:10:53,247
but the business idea is solid.

333
00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:56,213
No, I'm not talking about that.
All those decisions you made?

334
00:10:56,249 --> 00:10:57,913
You are way over budget.

335
00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,484
Oh, no. My groom gut is a fancy bitch.

336
00:11:02,136 --> 00:11:03,967
Well, our only lead turned to crap.

337
00:11:04,003 --> 00:11:06,167
Let me go back in there.
I just need a little more time

338
00:11:06,203 --> 00:11:08,001
with Louise. Did you see Eunice?

339
00:11:08,036 --> 00:11:09,301
She was practically humping my leg.

340
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,934
No, dude, it's over. We lost Sergio.

341
00:11:11,969 --> 00:11:13,934
Oh, God, I just wanna crush something.

342
00:11:13,969 --> 00:11:16,301
- Look, we will find him.
- No, we won't.

343
00:11:16,336 --> 00:11:18,167
I thought I was a better cop
than I was seven years ago,

344
00:11:18,203 --> 00:11:19,901
but I'm not. I'm still the same loser

345
00:11:19,936 --> 00:11:22,509
who lost him back then. Stupid loser!

346
00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,434
That's very wasteful.

347
00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:28,437
Thank you for your wisdom.
Greatest generation.

348
00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:30,704
Look, you didn't lose him back then.

349
00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:32,434
Yes, I did. I had him cornered

350
00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:33,701
- and I lost him.
- No.

351
00:11:33,737 --> 00:11:34,714
I lost him.

352
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,980
I'm the one who let him
get away the first time.

353
00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:39,167
- What?
- When we had him cornered

354
00:11:39,203 --> 00:11:41,001
in that warehouse,
you told me to cover the back.

355
00:11:41,036 --> 00:11:43,401
I thought I heard something on
the roof and I left my post.

356
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,134
You always wondered how he got away?

357
00:11:45,169 --> 00:11:47,431
I let him. It was my fault.

358
00:11:48,803 --> 00:11:51,768
- And I never told you.
- Seriously?

359
00:11:51,803 --> 00:11:54,067
Hey, Louise Mindar has
been signed out of the building

360
00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:56,434
for a therapy appointment,
but she doesn't do therapy

361
00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:58,701
and hasn't left the premises in years.

362
00:11:58,737 --> 00:12:00,334
Oh, my God, she must
be going to see Sergio.

363
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,034
- Maybe.
- Definitely!

364
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,768
Rosa, we have a lead!
We finally have a lead!

365
00:12:04,803 --> 00:12:06,201
Whatever. I'm not talking to you.

366
00:12:06,236 --> 00:12:07,483
Let's go.

367
00:12:08,236 --> 00:12:10,368
That seems like a good thing.
Why isn't she happier?

368
00:12:10,403 --> 00:12:12,967
There's a lot going on
that I can't explain, Ezra!

369
00:12:13,003 --> 00:12:14,368
But thank you.
Seriously, you saved the day.

370
00:12:25,367 --> 00:12:26,365
Look at us.

371
00:12:26,401 --> 00:12:27,677
Following an old lady,

372
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:29,462
about to catch our white whale.

373
00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:32,831
Ah, just another exciting day
for the sleuth sisters.

374
00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:34,902
That's a name I just came up with.

375
00:12:34,938 --> 00:12:36,716
If you like it, stay silent.

376
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,298
Good, I like it too.
That's our name forever.

377
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:40,965
Oh, that's weird.

378
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,799
The nursing home's calling me. Hello?

379
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,332
Hello, this is Eunice,

380
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:46,132
the lady from the home
with the chambermaid.

381
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:48,132
- Yes.
- I mentioned Frank's niece's

382
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,732
- botched uterus.
- We know who you are, Eunice.

383
00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:52,931
- What can I help you with?
- You said to call you

384
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,931
- if I saw anything peculiar.
- Mm-hmm?

385
00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:57,098
There's a very strange man
in Louise's room,

386
00:12:57,134 --> 00:12:58,931
digging around while she's away.

387
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,032
- Isn't that peculiar?
- Can I put you on hold?

388
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,156
Is there music?

389
00:13:02,192 --> 00:13:03,758
I love the mu...

390
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,025
I bet that's Sergio.

391
00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:06,660
I bet he set up this whole Louise thing

392
00:13:06,696 --> 00:13:08,193
as a distraction to get us
out of the nursing home

393
00:13:08,229 --> 00:13:09,893
because that's where he stashed his cash

394
00:13:09,929 --> 00:13:11,193
before he went to Paraguay.

395
00:13:11,229 --> 00:13:13,060
Damn it, I wish there
was some way to know

396
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,165
if that peculiar man was Sergio.

397
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,032
Eunice, what did the man smell like?

398
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,499
Like an English garden.

399
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,365
Okay, I have a plan
to get us back on budget.

400
00:13:23,401 --> 00:13:25,898
I got my groom gut to agree
to a more basic wine package.

401
00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:28,502
Basic meaning simple,
or basic meaning "basic"?

402
00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:30,002
Basic meaning "basic," Terry.

403
00:13:30,038 --> 00:13:31,802
We're drinking the wine with
the foot on the label,

404
00:13:31,838 --> 00:13:33,404
but it's a huge savings
and we can make up the rest

405
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,221
if we just assemble
the gift bags ourselves.

406
00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:36,821
Okay, we can do that.

407
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,088
How much work can that possibly be?

408
00:13:38,124 --> 00:13:39,855
Here are Amy's instructions.

409
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,965
"Place eight Jordan almonds...
two pink, two blue,

410
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,699
"two white, and two purple...
at the center

411
00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:46,065
"of the organza square.
Draw the corners to a point

412
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,499
"and use the two-centimeter ribbon

413
00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:49,499
to cinch into a mini-bag." Good lord.

414
00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:52,399
- That doesn't sound so bad.
- That's step one... of 38.

415
00:13:52,434 --> 00:13:54,479
We don't have time for that!
We need help.

416
00:13:54,515 --> 00:13:55,912
- We need to hire a team.
- I know,

417
00:13:55,948 --> 00:13:57,614
but there's no money in the budget.

418
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,765
Unless... maybe we could find people

419
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,704
that were willing to work
for something other than money.

420
00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:04,465
Hey, Hitchcock and Scully!
How would you two like

421
00:14:04,501 --> 00:14:06,901
to earn some candy almonds?

422
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:09,032
You got our attention.

423
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,332
- Water bottle.
- Nut assortment.

424
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:11,931
- Local jam.
- Jake and Amy cookie.

425
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,731
- Cone of pretzels.
- Jordan almonds, and...

426
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:14,965
Aspirin for the morning after.

427
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,265
- Cake pops.
- And cinch and...

428
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,731
- Done.
- Blink.

429
00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:20,165
- Mmm.
- Block.

430
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,165
Sir, Olivia Crawford is on her way up.

431
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,291
I know. I invited her.

432
00:14:23,327 --> 00:14:24,825
Did you change your mind
about the whispering?

433
00:14:24,861 --> 00:14:26,349
'Cause we came up with some dandies.

434
00:14:26,385 --> 00:14:28,650
I heard she's a day drinker.

435
00:14:28,686 --> 00:14:30,183
I heard she doesn't like me.

436
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:32,065
I actually did hear that.
Officer Thomas told me.

437
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,798
I told you I wouldn't be doing that.

438
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,032
I've come up with a different plan

439
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,499
- and I've implemented it.
- Raymond.

440
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:37,544
Hello.

441
00:14:38,815 --> 00:14:40,880
- You have goop in your eye.
- No, I don't.

442
00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:42,499
I rinsed my eyes before you arrived.

443
00:14:42,534 --> 00:14:43,789
Fine. What's this about?

444
00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:45,831
I wanted to let you know
that I've thought it over,

445
00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:48,065
and I've been acting selfishly.

446
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,265
I wasn't considering
what's best for this city.

447
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,198
That's why, before you got here,

448
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:54,098
I sent a letter withdrawing my name

449
00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:55,399
- from the commissioners race.
- What?

450
00:14:55,434 --> 00:14:57,032
- No!
- You're young and smart

451
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,265
and progressive
and a hell of a lot better

452
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,865
than John Kelly. I've been waiting

453
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,332
my entire career for
a commissioner like you.

454
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,165
- Captain...
- If I have to be

455
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,399
the bigger person to open
the doors to change, then...

456
00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:05,998
I also felt bad.

457
00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,332
And I also sent in a letter

458
00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:09,198
withdrawing my name from contention.

459
00:15:11,784 --> 00:15:13,682
We just made John Kelly commissioner.

460
00:15:13,983 --> 00:15:16,681
Not if we get those letters
back before anyone reads them.

461
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,365
- Are you too old to run?
- Are you too inexperienced

462
00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:21,765
to know that power-walking
is a far more efficient

463
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,032
and sustainable method of hurrying?

464
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,065
Burn.

465
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,098
Wow!

466
00:15:29,134 --> 00:15:30,898
We're actually gonna get these gift bags

467
00:15:30,933 --> 00:15:32,965
to the venue before they close.
Thank you, Terry.

468
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,055
Don't thank me.

469
00:15:34,079 --> 00:15:35,564
Hitchcock and Scully
did more than I did.

470
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,009
Yeah, but you had to hold
your hand near their mouth

471
00:15:37,045 --> 00:15:38,148
when you fed them those almonds.

472
00:15:38,184 --> 00:15:40,431
And that's scary.
We're like snapping turtles.

473
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:42,065
Exactly. All right, let's get going.

474
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,399
Those chocolates are gonna melt.

475
00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:44,998
Oop. Open up.

476
00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:46,499
- I gave you the keys.
- Oh, right.

477
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,465
Um... oh, no. Where did I put them?

478
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:50,365
Let's see. I had them in my left hand,

479
00:15:50,401 --> 00:15:51,831
and then I went to open the trunk,

480
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,298
so I switched to my right hand.

481
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:54,998
Oh, but then I had to sneeze,
and I thought,

482
00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:56,332
"I don't want to sneeze on these keys."

483
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:58,298
Dr. Seuss. Not really, but should be.

484
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:01,432
"Do not sneeze on my keys.
Do not wheeze on my keys.

485
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:05,098
Do not sneeze on your knees
on my keys, if you please."

486
00:16:05,134 --> 00:16:06,931
Jake, could you please move
along on this thought journey?

487
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,198
Yeah, right, sorry.
Okay, so then I put them

488
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,536
on top of a plastic tub, which is...

489
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:13,294
locked inside the car.

490
00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:15,199
The keys are locked inside the car!

491
00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:17,027
Why?

492
00:16:18,547 --> 00:16:21,144
- He's gone.
- Look at the vent.

493
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,265
We were right.
He came back for the cash.

494
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,465
Hi, it's Eunice,
the lady with the chambermaid.

495
00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:26,998
Yes, Eunice, we know who you are.

496
00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:28,399
That man is in the hall right now.

497
00:16:28,434 --> 00:16:29,998
- What?
- Ooh.

498
00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:31,298
He's heading for the back exit!

499
00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:35,646
Look! There's Sergio.

500
00:16:35,682 --> 00:16:37,181
Damn it! He's getting away again.

501
00:16:37,217 --> 00:16:38,815
Not this time, partner.
See you on the ground.

502
00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:41,615
- What?
- You're mine, Sergio!

503
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,149
Ow!

504
00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:45,265
Did he get away?

505
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:49,032
Yes. Very easily.

506
00:16:53,008 --> 00:16:54,639
What the hell were you thinking?

507
00:16:54,675 --> 00:16:56,424
You're lucky you just
dislocated your knee.

508
00:16:56,487 --> 00:16:57,427
How do you know it's dislocated?

509
00:16:57,463 --> 00:16:58,819
I went to med school for three years.

510
00:16:58,855 --> 00:17:00,194
- You did? When?
- That's not the point!

511
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:01,194
Why did you jump off the building?

512
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,461
I was trying to make up

513
00:17:02,496 --> 00:17:03,860
for letting him get away
seven years ago.

514
00:17:03,895 --> 00:17:05,127
What? I don't care about that.

515
00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,827
You had an instinct. You followed it

516
00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:08,753
and you were wrong.
That happens to everybody.

517
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,409
I care that you lied to me.

518
00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:11,495
It's just...

519
00:17:12,211 --> 00:17:14,309
we didn't know each
other well back then,

520
00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:17,343
and, to be honest, when I
first got to the Nine-Nine,

521
00:17:17,378 --> 00:17:19,510
I was a little intimidated by you.

522
00:17:19,544 --> 00:17:20,866
Good. Go on.

523
00:17:20,902 --> 00:17:22,476
And then it got more and more
awkward to bring up,

524
00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:24,343
so... I never did.

525
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:26,176
I just hoped that we'd
catch him eventually

526
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,538
and you'd never be tipped off
to the fact that I let him go.

527
00:17:29,844 --> 00:17:32,513
Oh!

528
00:17:32,548 --> 00:17:33,846
What are you doing
with your face and your voice?

529
00:17:33,882 --> 00:17:35,409
I had an epiphany
and I got real excited.

530
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,109
I moved my knee
and now I hurt a-real bad.

531
00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:39,243
Okay, breathe through the pain

532
00:17:39,278 --> 00:17:40,243
and tell me what you figured out.

533
00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:41,237
Someone tipped off Sergio

534
00:17:41,273 --> 00:17:42,737
that the cops were visiting
his grandmother,

535
00:17:42,773 --> 00:17:44,299
and there was only one person
that knew we were cops.

536
00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:46,109
That nurse who hates old people, Ezra.

537
00:17:46,145 --> 00:17:47,899
Of course. Never leave
your money unprotected.

538
00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:49,521
That's the first thing
I learned in business school.

539
00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:51,165
You also went to business school?

540
00:17:51,201 --> 00:17:53,141
Yeah, and I also have
a pilot's license. Whatever.

541
00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:54,607
Point is, now we have a link to Sergio,

542
00:17:54,643 --> 00:17:56,241
- so let's go get him.
- So we're good?

543
00:17:56,511 --> 00:17:58,081
You're not mad at me anymore?

544
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,009
No. You're about to be

545
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,243
- real mad at me.
- For what?

546
00:18:01,278 --> 00:18:02,376
'Cause I'm gonna reset your knee.

547
00:18:02,412 --> 00:18:03,456
- Look at the bunny.
- Huh?

548
00:18:04,577 --> 00:18:06,109
I called the locksmith.

549
00:18:06,145 --> 00:18:08,143
He said an hour.
That means two hours minimum.

550
00:18:08,178 --> 00:18:09,876
We can't wait that long.
Our little cookie faces

551
00:18:09,911 --> 00:18:11,009
are already melting.

552
00:18:11,045 --> 00:18:12,203
We look like a couple of Slimers.

553
00:18:12,239 --> 00:18:14,170
Yeah, those cookies
are definitely ruined.

554
00:18:14,306 --> 00:18:17,071
- I'll take them off your hands.
- You're a good person, Scully.

555
00:18:17,107 --> 00:18:18,372
This is crazy.

556
00:18:18,408 --> 00:18:20,039
Why don't you have a backup key, Terry?

557
00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:22,376
The dealer tried charging me
an extra $300 for it.

558
00:18:22,412 --> 00:18:23,809
I told him I didn't want it

559
00:18:23,844 --> 00:18:26,243
because Terry never loses his key.

560
00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:28,276
Yeah, but Jake does.
You always have to plan

561
00:18:28,311 --> 00:18:30,109
around me. I'm a part of your life.

562
00:18:30,145 --> 00:18:31,443
All right, look.
We only have one option left.

563
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,395
You're gonna have to pick up the car
and carry it to the venue.

564
00:18:33,431 --> 00:18:34,695
Well, how will we get the bags out?

565
00:18:34,731 --> 00:18:36,296
Is that seriously your only problem

566
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,696
- with what I just said?
- Pretty much.

567
00:18:37,732 --> 00:18:39,908
This was a test. These tasks were a way

568
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,176
for me to prove I was gonna
be a good husband,

569
00:18:41,211 --> 00:18:42,572
- and I failed!
- Jake,

570
00:18:42,608 --> 00:18:45,473
being a good husband doesn't
mean you have to pass some test

571
00:18:45,509 --> 00:18:48,042
or do everything right.
Do you have any idea

572
00:18:48,078 --> 00:18:49,542
how often I mess things up?

573
00:18:49,577 --> 00:18:50,932
- So you're a bad husband too?
- No.

574
00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:52,599
Definitely not.
You're cutting in too soon

575
00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:53,849
- before the point.
- Sorry.

576
00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:57,009
Look, being a good husband
is about caring enough to try.

577
00:18:57,045 --> 00:18:58,410
This whole day, you've been doing

578
00:18:58,444 --> 00:19:00,809
everything possible to
make sure Amy was happy.

579
00:19:00,844 --> 00:19:02,509
You keep doing that, you gonna be okay,

580
00:19:02,544 --> 00:19:04,412
even if you make some mistakes.

581
00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:05,735
You're right.

582
00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:08,176
Thanks, Terry.

583
00:19:08,844 --> 00:19:10,109
Hiyah!

584
00:19:10,145 --> 00:19:12,143
What the hell? My van!

585
00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:14,454
- What are you doing?
- Whatever it takes to make Amy happy.

586
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:16,585
You told me to do this.
Now, let's get these gift bags

587
00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:17,956
to the venue!

588
00:19:18,944 --> 00:19:20,942
Oh, my God! Why did you do that?

589
00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:23,176
Because I care! Oh, I feel so good.

590
00:19:23,211 --> 00:19:24,842
Why'd you break a second window, fool?

591
00:19:24,878 --> 00:19:27,209
You know, you're really stepping
on my moment here, Terry.

592
00:19:27,245 --> 00:19:28,509
I love Amy Santiago!

593
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,663
We're gonna take each other's names!

594
00:19:30,699 --> 00:19:31,730
Let's go!

595
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,509
- Boyle, watch the door.
- Watch the door.

596
00:19:40,544 --> 00:19:43,442
That's the job they always give
the coolest guy in the heist.

597
00:19:43,477 --> 00:19:45,409
Everyone else, dig in.
We're looking for any letter

598
00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:47,194
addressed to Deputy
Commissioner Stevenson.

599
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,560
Are we even sure they're here?

600
00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:50,408
I messengered mine over.
There are only three

601
00:19:50,444 --> 00:19:51,786
building-wide distributions a day.

602
00:19:51,822 --> 00:19:52,987
The next one isn't until 6:00 p.m.,

603
00:19:53,023 --> 00:19:54,255
so we still have 22 minutes.

604
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,776
What are we looking for?
Can you describe the envelope?

605
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:58,475
It was a white number ten.
It's the same kind you use

606
00:19:58,511 --> 00:19:59,933
to send fan mail to yourself.

607
00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:02,334
I've never done that,
but I do know what envelopes

608
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,131
my fans use, so that's very helpful.

609
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,726
Is this it?

610
00:20:07,345 --> 00:20:09,076
Yes! Well done, Olivia.

611
00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:10,409
Okay, tear that up,

612
00:20:10,444 --> 00:20:12,375
and now we just have
to find your letter.

613
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,309
What are the dimensions
of your envelope?

614
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:15,509
Zero by zero.

615
00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:19,209
It's too late for me.

616
00:20:19,245 --> 00:20:20,475
I withdrew from the race by e-mail.

617
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,143
- What?
- Yes, I used e-mail,

618
00:20:22,178 --> 00:20:24,309
because I'm not a million years old.

619
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:26,342
Listen, the only reason why
I even made it this far

620
00:20:26,377 --> 00:20:28,976
is because you stood up for me
with the selection committee.

621
00:20:29,011 --> 00:20:31,009
I came here to make sure
that at least one of us

622
00:20:31,045 --> 00:20:34,043
stays in the running.
Someone has to beat John Kelly.

623
00:20:34,078 --> 00:20:35,995
So you better get that damn job.

624
00:20:36,793 --> 00:20:38,912
'Cause I'm excited to have you
as my commissioner.

625
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,168
Thank you, Olivia.

626
00:20:42,745 --> 00:20:44,710
And I'll be excited for you
to be commissioner after me.

627
00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:46,209
That'll probably be
in a matter of months,

628
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,358
once you die from old age.

629
00:20:48,651 --> 00:20:49,701
Go get 'em, Grandpa.

630
00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:54,770
Nurse Ezra, hey. Do you have a minute?

631
00:20:54,806 --> 00:20:56,637
I'm actually kind of busy right now.

632
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,305
Right, harboring a fugitive.
Should I come back, or...

633
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,005
he's here and on the move!

634
00:21:08,986 --> 00:21:11,784
All right, Sergio.

635
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,475
We've been waiting seven
years to say this.

636
00:21:13,511 --> 00:21:15,509
Sergio Mindar, you're under arrest.

637
00:21:15,544 --> 00:21:19,076
That's Y-O-U, apostrophe, R-E.

638
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,311
I can't believe you caught me.

639
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,679
Well, believe it. We're an amazing team.

640
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,642
- We're the sleuth sisters.
- Damn straight, we are.

641
00:21:29,978 --> 00:21:32,409
- Lame.
- Stay out of it, Sergio!

642
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:38,455
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