1 00:00:00,234 --> 00:00:01,593 and skin is clear as a summer day. 2 00:00:01,701 --> 00:00:02,953 Ooh! 3 00:00:02,978 --> 00:00:05,357 - Jake. - Ames, you look beautiful. 4 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:06,793 But when are you getting your makeup put on? 5 00:00:06,817 --> 00:00:08,306 Y'all, she woke up like Diaz. 6 00:00:08,331 --> 00:00:10,177 Not now, Jake. We're in crisis mode. 7 00:00:10,202 --> 00:00:11,283 The cake hasn't arrived yet. 8 00:00:11,307 --> 00:00:12,417 Mason woke up with the chickenpox, 9 00:00:12,441 --> 00:00:13,680 so we don't have a ring bearer. 10 00:00:13,705 --> 00:00:15,236 Plus, look what I found on my veil. 11 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:16,420 - Ooh. - I planned everything 12 00:00:16,445 --> 00:00:18,340 so perfectly, and now it's all falling apart. 13 00:00:18,365 --> 00:00:19,963 No, it isn't. Take a deep breath. 14 00:00:20,013 --> 00:00:21,077 All right, we got this. 15 00:00:21,109 --> 00:00:22,934 Terry, Rosa, will you please 16 00:00:22,959 --> 00:00:24,496 take this veil to a dry cleaner. 17 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:27,144 And if they won't do a rush job, make them. Use force. 18 00:00:27,169 --> 00:00:28,584 I mean, we're not gonna abuse our power. 19 00:00:28,608 --> 00:00:30,260 Of course not. We're good cops. 20 00:00:30,348 --> 00:00:31,891 I was just exaggerating. 21 00:00:31,915 --> 00:00:33,078 Rosa, I was not exaggerating. 22 00:00:33,102 --> 00:00:34,123 Great. 23 00:00:34,494 --> 00:00:36,592 Okay, now for the ring bearer situation. 24 00:00:36,668 --> 00:00:38,457 This actually might be a blessing in disguise. 25 00:00:38,481 --> 00:00:39,500 I know that he's your nephew, 26 00:00:39,524 --> 00:00:41,075 but I wasn't super jazzed about Mason. 27 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,308 - Yeah, he should be cuter. - His face is too small for his head. 28 00:00:43,332 --> 00:00:44,414 He's a "Dick Tracy" villain. 29 00:00:44,438 --> 00:00:45,928 But I have an idea for a new ring bearer 30 00:00:45,952 --> 00:00:47,519 who is very adorable 31 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,487 and very obedient. I would be... 32 00:00:49,512 --> 00:00:50,856 I'm talking about Cheddar the dog. 33 00:00:50,879 --> 00:00:51,890 - Yep, right. - Brilliant. 34 00:00:51,915 --> 00:00:53,956 He loves responsibility. I'll go pick him up. 35 00:00:53,981 --> 00:00:54,980 I'm gonna go with Holt. 36 00:00:55,005 --> 00:00:57,142 Seems like people are pairing off for adventures 37 00:00:57,167 --> 00:00:58,670 and we have the best rapport. 38 00:00:58,715 --> 00:01:00,180 Cheddar? Are you crazy? 39 00:01:00,232 --> 00:01:01,347 - What about my... - Allergies? 40 00:01:01,371 --> 00:01:02,494 Got your meds right here. 41 00:01:02,519 --> 00:01:04,922 I brought them just in case Hitchcock decided to wear his toupee again. 42 00:01:04,946 --> 00:01:06,179 It's very clearly not human hair. 43 00:01:06,203 --> 00:01:08,150 Human hair is indistinguishable 44 00:01:08,175 --> 00:01:10,335 - from badger fur. - That is absolutely not the case. 45 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,779 But that reminds me, you two, 46 00:01:11,804 --> 00:01:13,341 our wedding band cancelled last minute, 47 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,724 and I need you to find a replacement. 48 00:01:14,748 --> 00:01:15,815 You can count on us. 49 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,906 Flattop and The Freak. We always deliver. 50 00:01:17,931 --> 00:01:19,941 - Our band cancelled? - Not in any way, shape or form. 51 00:01:19,965 --> 00:01:21,487 But it's a very stressful day and I thought things would 52 00:01:21,511 --> 00:01:23,032 go better without Hitchcock and Scully here. 53 00:01:23,056 --> 00:01:24,522 Aw, that's so smart. 54 00:01:24,547 --> 00:01:26,623 Look, babe, we planned a great wedding. 55 00:01:26,648 --> 00:01:28,036 It's gonna be a perfect day. 56 00:01:28,169 --> 00:01:30,120 - Phone call for you sir. - Ah, thank you. 57 00:01:30,145 --> 00:01:32,243 That would be the cake guy saying he has arrived. 58 00:01:32,281 --> 00:01:33,885 - Hello? - Jake Peralta? 59 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,984 - Yes? - There's a bomb at your wedding. 60 00:01:36,009 --> 00:01:37,616 It's set to explode at 5:30. 61 00:01:37,715 --> 00:01:39,343 Everyone inside will die. 62 00:01:43,261 --> 00:01:46,570 So... that was not the cake guy. 63 00:02:06,782 --> 00:02:08,427 Okay, we called the bomb squad 64 00:02:08,452 --> 00:02:10,294 - and got everyone out of the building. - We should leave. 65 00:02:10,318 --> 00:02:11,677 Who would do something like this? 66 00:02:11,702 --> 00:02:13,440 Well, I clearly have an arch-nemesis. 67 00:02:13,707 --> 00:02:15,563 Finally. Must be someone I put away 68 00:02:15,596 --> 00:02:16,809 who's hell-bent on revenge. 69 00:02:16,834 --> 00:02:18,294 He's probably gonna make me choose between 70 00:02:18,318 --> 00:02:20,220 saving the city and saving the woman I love. 71 00:02:20,281 --> 00:02:22,242 Little does he know, I can save both. 72 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,026 How are you so calm right now? 73 00:02:24,073 --> 00:02:25,613 Someone is trying to blow us up. 74 00:02:25,682 --> 00:02:27,833 I'm calm because there's not really a bomb. 75 00:02:27,858 --> 00:02:28,874 I mean, if you're trying to kill someone, 76 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,262 you don't call and give them a heads-up. 77 00:02:30,286 --> 00:02:31,622 So they're just trying to scare us? 78 00:02:31,646 --> 00:02:33,593 Yeah, but it doesn't matter. The bomb squad's on their way. 79 00:02:33,617 --> 00:02:36,003 They'll do a quick sweep, find nothing and split, and 80 00:02:36,048 --> 00:02:38,263 this will just become a funny story we work into our vows. 81 00:02:38,287 --> 00:02:40,434 "Amy, there was a bomb at this wedding. 82 00:02:40,686 --> 00:02:43,033 Ya butt. Ya butt is da bomb." 83 00:02:43,615 --> 00:02:45,147 Please don't say that during the ceremony. 84 00:02:45,171 --> 00:02:46,491 Is it that you don't like wordplay or you don't 85 00:02:46,515 --> 00:02:47,716 want me to talk about your butt at all? 86 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:48,901 Because one of those notes is really gonna pull a thread. 87 00:02:48,925 --> 00:02:50,867 How did this guy even find out about the wedding? 88 00:02:52,014 --> 00:02:53,373 The stupid engagement announcement 89 00:02:53,415 --> 00:02:54,646 Charles put in the paper! 90 00:02:54,715 --> 00:02:56,546 It had the time and location of the ceremony. 91 00:02:56,615 --> 00:02:59,646 Amy, be very careful about throwing around accusations 92 00:02:59,682 --> 00:03:01,024 like that, because if you're trying to say 93 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,646 I somehow ruined Jake's wedding, 94 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,738 then I'm gonna kill myself! 95 00:03:05,048 --> 00:03:06,782 So tread lightly. 96 00:03:06,837 --> 00:03:08,648 Okay! Just take it easy, Charles. 97 00:03:08,764 --> 00:03:10,424 Nothing is ruined. 98 00:03:10,448 --> 00:03:12,379 See? The bomb squad is already here. 99 00:03:12,415 --> 00:03:14,346 And they brought a robot. 100 00:03:14,415 --> 00:03:15,646 This is exactly how I imagined 101 00:03:15,682 --> 00:03:17,179 my wedding would be when I was a kid. 102 00:03:17,248 --> 00:03:18,567 Well, well, well. 103 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,212 Amy Santiago. Amy, look. 104 00:03:21,281 --> 00:03:23,146 Your ex-boyfriend is here on our wedding day. 105 00:03:23,214 --> 00:03:24,340 Why? This is my crew. 106 00:03:24,365 --> 00:03:26,859 Yeah, you called me boring, so I leveled up my cool. 107 00:03:26,884 --> 00:03:29,112 And now I run the bomb squad. I also started traveling. 108 00:03:29,181 --> 00:03:31,059 I went to Belgium. They have the best spaghetti. 109 00:03:31,114 --> 00:03:32,691 Teddy, let's get everything out on the table here. 110 00:03:32,715 --> 00:03:35,046 Last time we saw you, you kind of proposed to Amy. 111 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:36,391 So you're not still in love with her, right? 112 00:03:36,415 --> 00:03:37,453 No, I definitely am. 113 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:39,131 My therapist told me to stop trying to get over it. 114 00:03:39,155 --> 00:03:40,856 Oh, weird that you wouldn't hide it even for your own pride. 115 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,315 But seriously, don't worry. I'm a cop. 116 00:03:42,339 --> 00:03:44,210 I have a job to do, and I'm gonna do it professionally. 117 00:03:44,234 --> 00:03:45,722 That's great. I'm happy to hear that. 118 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:48,578 Meaning I will be doing a super thorough sweeping of the building. 119 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,957 It's gonna take hours, so you should probably just cancel the wedding. 120 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,179 Anyway, congrats you two. 121 00:03:52,248 --> 00:03:53,507 Congrats on the bomb squad. 122 00:03:53,532 --> 00:03:54,842 - Charles! - Right. 123 00:03:55,317 --> 00:03:57,449 So are you bringing someone to the wedding? 124 00:03:57,474 --> 00:03:59,316 No, I'm taking a break from dating for a while. 125 00:03:59,341 --> 00:04:00,729 - What? - I'm sick of asking people 126 00:04:00,754 --> 00:04:01,892 how many siblings they have. 127 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:03,818 Oh, is it somewhere between zero and two? 128 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:04,871 How fascinating. 129 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,420 But you never know when you're gonna find your dream person. 130 00:04:07,631 --> 00:04:10,046 Anyone on the street could be they. 131 00:04:10,114 --> 00:04:11,232 All right, it feels like you Googled 132 00:04:11,256 --> 00:04:12,823 "how to talk to your bisexual friends." 133 00:04:12,979 --> 00:04:14,946 Yeah. Look, the point is 134 00:04:15,014 --> 00:04:16,946 you can close yourself off all you want. 135 00:04:17,058 --> 00:04:18,590 The universe will find a way. 136 00:04:18,615 --> 00:04:20,333 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 137 00:04:20,565 --> 00:04:21,635 Car's here. 138 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,979 Hi. I'm here to pick up Rosa. 139 00:04:24,458 --> 00:04:25,745 Are you the one I'm looking for? 140 00:04:29,548 --> 00:04:31,321 Now, Cheddar, when I give the signal, 141 00:04:31,346 --> 00:04:33,579 you go directly to where the bride and groom will be. 142 00:04:33,615 --> 00:04:34,614 Here we go. 143 00:04:34,681 --> 00:04:37,513 Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. 144 00:04:37,935 --> 00:04:39,845 Good boy. Good, Cheddar. 145 00:04:40,463 --> 00:04:41,944 - How did that look? - Very weird. 146 00:04:41,969 --> 00:04:44,146 You're not gonna trot by the dog at the wedding, are you? 147 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:45,657 No, of course not. I'll be officiating. 148 00:04:45,681 --> 00:04:47,591 You'll be the trotter. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. 149 00:04:49,730 --> 00:04:51,164 - Oh, my. - What? 150 00:04:51,189 --> 00:04:52,889 I just got an email from the mayor's office 151 00:04:52,914 --> 00:04:55,298 telling me if I'm the next commissioner of the NYPD: 152 00:04:55,323 --> 00:04:58,568 Well, well, well, finally something to care about today. 153 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:00,912 What's going on, guys? 154 00:05:00,948 --> 00:05:03,317 - Someone called in a bomb threat. - Seriously? 155 00:05:03,342 --> 00:05:04,967 Is this because of Boyle's stupid engagement announcement? 156 00:05:04,991 --> 00:05:06,017 - Yes. - No! 157 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:07,337 They won't let us back in the building. 158 00:05:07,361 --> 00:05:09,822 But there's not really a bomb, so it's just temporary. 159 00:05:09,927 --> 00:05:11,581 What about you guys? Did you get the veil? 160 00:05:11,606 --> 00:05:13,312 - Terry has it. - I do? 161 00:05:14,492 --> 00:05:16,189 Oh, no, I left it in the car! 162 00:05:16,214 --> 00:05:18,579 It's not my fault. The driver was so hot. 163 00:05:18,836 --> 00:05:20,288 Not for me, for Rosa. 164 00:05:20,313 --> 00:05:21,684 She was clearly flirting with her. 165 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:24,463 Oh, I know, I'll just call the company and bring her back here. 166 00:05:24,634 --> 00:05:26,171 And then who knows what'll happen? 167 00:05:26,261 --> 00:05:27,756 Wait a minute, did you do this intentionally 168 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:28,823 so I'd have to see that girl again? 169 00:05:28,847 --> 00:05:30,440 No! That's crazy. 170 00:05:30,465 --> 00:05:32,960 This is Jake and Amy's wedding. I would never do that. 171 00:05:33,639 --> 00:05:35,878 But you gotta admit, it does seem like 172 00:05:35,914 --> 00:05:37,257 the universe is pushing you two together. 173 00:05:37,281 --> 00:05:38,579 - Terry! - Right, right. 174 00:05:38,603 --> 00:05:40,213 Look, we'll go find the veil. 175 00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:42,280 I can't believe this is happening. 176 00:05:42,305 --> 00:05:44,336 Don't worry about them. Let's go check on Teddy. 177 00:05:44,361 --> 00:05:45,870 I'm sure he's made a ton of progress. 178 00:05:45,941 --> 00:05:47,181 Nope. Haven't even gone in yet. 179 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,577 Still putting on the bomb suit. 180 00:05:48,601 --> 00:05:50,035 Yeah, my job is super dangerous, 181 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:51,622 but I like living life on the edge. 182 00:05:51,647 --> 00:05:53,379 Just kind of sexy if you think about it. 183 00:05:53,448 --> 00:05:54,768 There's no bomb. 184 00:05:54,793 --> 00:05:56,583 If they wanted us dead, they wouldn't have called first. 185 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:58,001 It's not always the bomber who calls. 186 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,224 Maybe he had a young daughter, found a key to his secret room, 187 00:06:00,248 --> 00:06:03,045 came across some blueprints, felt guilty, and wanted to save your life. 188 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:04,447 - Seems unlikely. - Well, Amy, 189 00:06:04,472 --> 00:06:06,557 in this life, it's sometimes the unlikeliest outcomes that... 190 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:08,424 Feels like you're winding up to propose again here. 191 00:06:08,448 --> 00:06:11,010 - I was. Good catch. Amy, would you... - No! 192 00:06:11,035 --> 00:06:12,289 - You still did it. - All right. 193 00:06:12,979 --> 00:06:14,137 Well, this is gonna take a while, 194 00:06:14,161 --> 00:06:15,668 so you have time to reconsider. 195 00:06:15,941 --> 00:06:17,721 Off to do my super dangerous job. 196 00:06:19,289 --> 00:06:21,154 I can't handle this. I need a cigarette. 197 00:06:21,179 --> 00:06:22,887 I knew that you would, so I came prepared. 198 00:06:23,124 --> 00:06:24,290 Nicotine patches. 199 00:06:24,315 --> 00:06:26,332 You just put it on your shoulder and... 200 00:06:26,357 --> 00:06:27,895 Whoa, stuck it right on your face, huh? 201 00:06:27,919 --> 00:06:29,555 I want it as close to my brain as possible. 202 00:06:29,579 --> 00:06:31,089 That's unsettling. All right, listen up. 203 00:06:31,113 --> 00:06:32,338 I think I know how to fix this. 204 00:06:32,362 --> 00:06:34,256 All we have to do is figure out who my arch-nemesis is, 205 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,211 track him down and get him to admit to Teddy 206 00:06:36,236 --> 00:06:37,249 that there's no bomb. 207 00:06:37,274 --> 00:06:38,880 We have three hours to save this wedding. 208 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,447 That's good. I love you so much. 209 00:06:40,472 --> 00:06:42,003 I love you too. Wait. 210 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,756 You're talking to the nicotine, aren't you? 211 00:06:45,237 --> 00:06:46,596 I can love two things. 212 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:51,388 Look, I was told to drop off 213 00:06:51,413 --> 00:06:53,718 one Nakatomi Plaza wedding cake at 2:15. 214 00:06:53,743 --> 00:06:55,509 Yeah, but they won't let us inside the venue, 215 00:06:55,532 --> 00:06:57,606 so can you please take it away and bring it back later? 216 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:59,526 Sorry, ma'am, I can't. I have other deliveries. 217 00:06:59,768 --> 00:07:01,820 Man, it's gonna melt in the sun. 218 00:07:01,845 --> 00:07:03,327 Don't worry, Amy, I'm gonna keep it chilled 219 00:07:03,351 --> 00:07:04,844 with my cool breath. 220 00:07:04,869 --> 00:07:06,541 Oh, my God, the cake looks amazing! 221 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,085 Charles, why are you spitting on it? 222 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:09,845 Because I didn't ruin your wedding. 223 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:11,707 - Kay. - Were you able to trace the number 224 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,120 - that called in the threat? - Yes. 225 00:07:13,145 --> 00:07:14,259 It was a burner, but 226 00:07:14,284 --> 00:07:16,412 they caught it pinging off a cell tower in Fort Greene 227 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:18,625 one block away from the last known address 228 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:20,087 - of Frank Gillespie. - Who? 229 00:07:20,112 --> 00:07:22,120 I arrested him for armed robbery in 2008, 230 00:07:22,145 --> 00:07:23,593 and he got out of Rikers a year ago. 231 00:07:23,618 --> 00:07:24,947 He's got be my arch-nemesis. 232 00:07:24,972 --> 00:07:26,236 He's definitely obsessed with me. 233 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,740 - Just 'cause you arrested him? - Well, we didn't have 234 00:07:27,764 --> 00:07:28,903 enough evidence against him at first, 235 00:07:28,927 --> 00:07:31,156 so let's just say I had to get a little creative. 236 00:07:31,181 --> 00:07:33,194 - You framed him? - What? No. Ames. 237 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,198 I went undercover and became best friends with him. 238 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,735 And then he told me about his lymphoma, 239 00:07:36,759 --> 00:07:38,974 and we ran a 10K together, and then I arrested him. 240 00:07:38,999 --> 00:07:42,297 He felt so betrayed. The trial was very emotional. 241 00:07:42,322 --> 00:07:43,600 All right, let's go talk to him. 242 00:07:43,632 --> 00:07:45,704 - That must be our guy. - Hey, great attitude, Ames. 243 00:07:45,729 --> 00:07:47,864 You're handling this really well. Ah, there they are. 244 00:07:47,899 --> 00:07:49,880 All right, she should be here any minute. 245 00:07:49,905 --> 00:07:52,223 Her name is Alicia. Switch with me. 246 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,179 - That's your good side. - I have a bad side? 247 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:56,327 Oh, damn, you didn't know? 248 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:57,848 All right, can we just focus on finding the veil? 249 00:07:57,872 --> 00:07:59,346 Really, it's not a big deal. 250 00:07:59,371 --> 00:08:01,024 I'm sure it's in her car. 251 00:08:01,203 --> 00:08:02,302 Oh, there she is. 252 00:08:02,327 --> 00:08:04,698 Do you mind if I slyly mention you're single? 253 00:08:04,723 --> 00:08:06,603 - Do not do that. - You won't even notice. 254 00:08:06,628 --> 00:08:07,913 Hey, you needed to see me again? 255 00:08:07,938 --> 00:08:09,098 - Rosa's single. - What? 256 00:08:09,123 --> 00:08:11,418 Ignore him. We left a dry cleaning bag in your back seat. 257 00:08:11,442 --> 00:08:13,605 Oh, uh, I didn't see anything, but you can take a look. 258 00:08:14,893 --> 00:08:17,435 The veil's not here, Rosa. We're so screwed! 259 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:19,433 Hold on. Don't freak out. 260 00:08:28,247 --> 00:08:30,784 Rosa! What the hell are you doing? 261 00:08:30,809 --> 00:08:32,061 What? You were the one that said... 262 00:08:32,085 --> 00:08:33,754 That was before the veil went missing, 263 00:08:33,779 --> 00:08:35,407 when life was breezy! 264 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:38,012 Oh my god! Why is this so heavy? 265 00:08:38,037 --> 00:08:40,256 'Cause you made them do an all-frosting interior. 266 00:08:40,281 --> 00:08:42,614 Oh, yeah. I can't wait to eat it. 267 00:08:42,639 --> 00:08:43,816 What are you guys doing here? 268 00:08:43,841 --> 00:08:45,644 Well, Gina, there was a bomb threat; 269 00:08:45,669 --> 00:08:46,900 Teddy won't let us in the building; 270 00:08:46,924 --> 00:08:48,664 and we had to get our cake out of the sun; and 271 00:08:48,688 --> 00:08:51,220 now you're in charge of it so we can go find my arch-nemesis. 272 00:08:52,022 --> 00:08:53,697 - All right. - Thank you very much. 273 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,603 - Everything okay? - Don't know. 274 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,409 They only said "Gina" once, and it was kind of in the beginning. 275 00:08:59,489 --> 00:09:00,839 - Huh. - Did you read the email? 276 00:09:00,864 --> 00:09:01,930 Are you the commissioner? 277 00:09:01,955 --> 00:09:03,297 - I haven't opened it yet. - What? 278 00:09:03,366 --> 00:09:05,268 Today is Peralta and Santiago's wedding. 279 00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:06,474 I don't want to make it all about me. 280 00:09:06,498 --> 00:09:08,645 - So you're scared to open it? - Don't be absurd. 281 00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:10,342 I simply want everyone to focus on 282 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,519 the bride and groom, and not on whether 283 00:09:12,544 --> 00:09:15,924 my lifelong dream, which I spent decades working towards, 284 00:09:15,949 --> 00:09:17,592 has collapsed in front of my eyes, 285 00:09:17,631 --> 00:09:19,641 leaving me untethered in this world 286 00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:22,630 and unsure of my very future with the NYPD: 287 00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:25,077 All right. 288 00:09:25,892 --> 00:09:27,623 Okay, Gillespie's apartment's right over here. 289 00:09:27,647 --> 00:09:29,948 Oh, this is exciting. We're gonna catch my arch-nemesis. 290 00:09:29,973 --> 00:09:31,407 Do you think he has a shrine of photos of me 291 00:09:31,431 --> 00:09:32,441 with the eyes scratched out? 292 00:09:32,465 --> 00:09:35,346 Let's not rule out the very real possibility that it's entirely sexual. 293 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:37,873 Oh, man, that would be super upsetting and so cool. 294 00:09:37,898 --> 00:09:40,296 - I know. Isn't it amazing? - Okay, okay, focus up. 295 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,300 - Let's do this. - Right. You look great. 296 00:09:45,632 --> 00:09:47,573 Hello? Is there a problem? 297 00:09:47,598 --> 00:09:48,964 We're looking for Frank Gillespie. 298 00:09:49,011 --> 00:09:50,596 Frank? He died a year ago. 299 00:09:50,664 --> 00:09:52,928 - What? What happened? - Well, his lymphoma came back. 300 00:09:52,953 --> 00:09:55,456 But really, it was the loneliness that killed him. 301 00:09:55,481 --> 00:09:58,016 Somebody hurt him, and he just couldn't make friends after that. 302 00:09:58,041 --> 00:10:00,201 So it seems like he died because of me. 303 00:10:00,226 --> 00:10:03,286 Just gonna lock that up in a little box in my brain and never open it. 304 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,033 Hey, do you remember Dario Moretti, 305 00:10:05,058 --> 00:10:06,529 that money launderer I arrested? 306 00:10:06,887 --> 00:10:08,185 He lives right around here too. 307 00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:09,536 - So? - He hated me. 308 00:10:09,765 --> 00:10:12,409 What if this is the work of my arch-nemesis and not yours? 309 00:10:12,505 --> 00:10:15,180 So you're suggesting I'm not involved in this at all? 310 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:17,131 I mean, you hear yourself, right? 311 00:10:17,434 --> 00:10:19,196 - That's a bit of a stretch. - Yeah, Amy. 312 00:10:19,298 --> 00:10:21,596 Are you actually mad that someone might not hate you? 313 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,817 Yeah, I am, Amy! 314 00:10:22,842 --> 00:10:24,316 Oh, wow, that's a bad color on me, isn't it? 315 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:25,874 All right, fine, we'll check out your guy 316 00:10:25,898 --> 00:10:27,912 and I'll be totally fine with it if it's him. 317 00:10:27,937 --> 00:10:30,319 Oh, man, you got a whole shrine! 318 00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:32,118 Even the eyes are all scratched out. 319 00:10:32,143 --> 00:10:34,178 Babe, when we're married, we're gonna share everything. 320 00:10:34,202 --> 00:10:36,696 Bank accounts, health insurance, arch-nemeses. 321 00:10:36,848 --> 00:10:39,092 Aww, that's nice, Ames, but you don't have to say that. 322 00:10:39,117 --> 00:10:40,507 Charles, will you put this picture of me up on the wall? 323 00:10:40,531 --> 00:10:41,733 Copy that. You want the eyes scratched out? 324 00:10:41,757 --> 00:10:43,019 Uh, you know I do. 325 00:10:46,431 --> 00:10:48,305 Lieutenant Wells? Where is Teddy? 326 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:50,135 - Hi, Jakey. - Aunt Linda. 327 00:10:50,163 --> 00:10:52,206 What are you doing here? How'd you get past the police barricade? 328 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:53,336 Well, I moved them. 329 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,935 Now, I know I was supposed to come here solo, 330 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,856 but I had to invite my friend Barb. 331 00:10:57,881 --> 00:10:59,196 She was so down in the dumps. 332 00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:00,664 Yeah, that's all fine. Don't worry about it. 333 00:11:00,688 --> 00:11:01,780 Actually, you know what? That's not fine. 334 00:11:01,804 --> 00:11:03,731 Barb can't be here. You can't just add someone day of. 335 00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:04,819 Oh, hey guys, what's up? 336 00:11:04,887 --> 00:11:06,287 Teddy, meet Dario. 337 00:11:06,312 --> 00:11:07,883 He has a wall full of Amy photos, 338 00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:09,449 and he's the one that made the bomb threat. 339 00:11:09,473 --> 00:11:10,868 And I'm Aunt Linda. 340 00:11:10,893 --> 00:11:12,369 Okay, Aunt Linda, I love you but you gotta go. 341 00:11:12,393 --> 00:11:13,805 Okay? Thank you. Give us a moment here. 342 00:11:13,829 --> 00:11:16,084 All right, Dario, tell Lieutenant Wells what you told us. 343 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,376 Okay, I've hated Detective Santiago 344 00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:19,968 since she arrested me, and then I saw 345 00:11:19,993 --> 00:11:21,381 that engagement announcement in the paper. 346 00:11:21,405 --> 00:11:22,826 But you could have figured out where the wedding was 347 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,210 - even without that, right? - No, I was trying. 348 00:11:25,235 --> 00:11:26,411 I had totally given up, really. 349 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,845 Oh, God, what have I done? 350 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,425 Anyway, I made the threat, but there's no bomb. 351 00:11:30,542 --> 00:11:32,208 Just like I've been saying all along. 352 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,024 Now, can we please go back in the venue? 353 00:11:34,049 --> 00:11:35,785 First of all, there's nothing inherently creepy 354 00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:37,138 about a wall of Amy photos. 355 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,374 - Uh-huh. - Secondly, 356 00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:39,572 I'm not gonna just take this guy's word 357 00:11:39,596 --> 00:11:40,679 for it that there's no bomb. 358 00:11:40,703 --> 00:11:42,061 Why not? He's the one who would know. 359 00:11:42,085 --> 00:11:43,880 So you think a cop should just stop what they're doing 360 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,943 as soon as a criminal tells them they didn't do it? 361 00:11:46,113 --> 00:11:48,137 Oh, my God! That is actually a really good point. 362 00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:50,237 So I only had one passenger 363 00:11:50,262 --> 00:11:51,308 after you, and he got off here. 364 00:11:51,332 --> 00:11:53,131 - Well, what did he look like? - I don't know. 365 00:11:53,196 --> 00:11:54,405 I mean, he was wearing some dumb hat. 366 00:11:54,429 --> 00:11:55,820 I'm sorry, I know that's not helpful... 367 00:11:55,844 --> 00:11:57,013 All hats are dumb. 368 00:11:57,271 --> 00:11:58,339 Ha! 369 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,189 What the hell? Is that your laugh? 370 00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:02,453 Also, quit vibing, and help me solve this. 371 00:12:02,478 --> 00:12:04,475 Sorry, man. It's what the universe wants. 372 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,498 Screw the universe. The universe is a dick. 373 00:12:06,523 --> 00:12:08,227 Maybe it fell out when he got out of the car. 374 00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:09,432 Wow, you are so smart. 375 00:12:09,457 --> 00:12:11,688 Oh, oh, yep, yep, yep. Here it is. 376 00:12:12,229 --> 00:12:14,740 Uh-oh. It's kind of dirty looking. 377 00:12:14,765 --> 00:12:16,778 But, you know, that's why they put it in a dry cleaning bag. 378 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,533 I'm sure everything inside is totally... 379 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,062 Nope. Soaked in urine. 380 00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:22,010 Damn it, New York. 381 00:12:24,195 --> 00:12:27,189 Kay, you've been staring at your phone for 45 minutes. 382 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,246 - Just read the email. - What if it's bad news? 383 00:12:29,271 --> 00:12:30,476 Sir, do you know how many times 384 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,020 I've not gotten something that I wanted? 385 00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,043 - How many? - Zero. 386 00:12:33,396 --> 00:12:34,520 Because I have a trick. 387 00:12:34,661 --> 00:12:35,849 Whatever that email says, 388 00:12:35,882 --> 00:12:38,276 you just act like that's what you wanted all along. 389 00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:39,900 Well, I can't fake it. I want this job. 390 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,620 For years, I've worked nights and weekends. 391 00:12:41,644 --> 00:12:42,876 I've sacrificed friendships. 392 00:12:42,901 --> 00:12:45,656 I've jeopardized my relationship with Kevin. 393 00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:47,404 And now... 394 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,566 to find out if it was all in vain. 395 00:12:50,829 --> 00:12:51,994 Yeah, let's not check it. 396 00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:53,727 It feels like there's a lot on the line. 397 00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:55,498 Agreed. Let's just grab Cheddar 398 00:12:55,523 --> 00:12:56,621 and go to the wedding. 399 00:12:56,646 --> 00:12:58,440 Where is he? Cheddar? 400 00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:00,652 Cheddar! 401 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,727 Cheddar the dog! 402 00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:04,961 Oh, he ate the cake. 403 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:07,791 Oh, Cheddar, you furry little pig. 404 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,594 Okay, Amy. 405 00:13:09,619 --> 00:13:11,748 I got through every room and I cleared them very fast, 406 00:13:11,784 --> 00:13:13,294 because I love you and I want you to be happy, 407 00:13:13,318 --> 00:13:14,472 even if it's with somebody else. 408 00:13:14,496 --> 00:13:15,838 - Did that new tactic work? - No. 409 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,337 You just called it a tactic. 410 00:13:17,362 --> 00:13:18,827 Can we get in the venue or not? 411 00:13:18,852 --> 00:13:20,508 Not quite yet. There's one more vent 412 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,327 we can't get into, and our snake cam broke. 413 00:13:22,396 --> 00:13:24,655 We got another one on the way. It'll be here in about 6 hours. 414 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,271 What? No. We need it now. 415 00:13:26,296 --> 00:13:27,722 - People are already here. - I'm sorry. 416 00:13:27,746 --> 00:13:30,072 The vent is very tight, and no one on my team can get into it. 417 00:13:30,096 --> 00:13:32,700 I've been doing a lot of Pilates so I'm pretty huge at this point. 418 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:34,612 - I'm going in. - What? 419 00:13:34,637 --> 00:13:38,646 There's no hole too small for Charles Boyle to squeeze himself into 420 00:13:38,671 --> 00:13:40,415 - Come on... - Look, this is all my fault. 421 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,784 I put the announcement in the paper 422 00:13:41,808 --> 00:13:43,030 and ruined this day. 423 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,277 And now I'm gonna be the one to fix it. 424 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,466 Get ready, you two. 425 00:13:45,779 --> 00:13:47,013 I'm about to save this... 426 00:13:47,038 --> 00:13:49,302 Bomb! There's a bomb! 427 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:51,439 Damn it, Dario. Why'd you say there was no bomb? 428 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,530 Because I wanted to kill Amy. 429 00:13:52,554 --> 00:13:53,898 Then why did you call in the threat? 430 00:13:53,922 --> 00:13:55,976 I didn't. My daughter found my hidden room 431 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,347 and discovered some blueprints. 432 00:13:57,791 --> 00:13:59,547 Yes, fine, Teddy. You were right. 433 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,004 Now can you please get the bomb out of the vent 434 00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:03,381 - and dispose of it somewhere? - Honestly, I wish we could. 435 00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:04,636 But it's too dangerous to move. 436 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:07,099 We have to diffuse it on site. I have to evacuate this entire block. 437 00:14:07,123 --> 00:14:09,211 - It's gonna take all night. - Wait, so you're saying... 438 00:14:09,235 --> 00:14:11,389 Wedding's off. For real, it's over. 439 00:14:12,565 --> 00:14:15,604 Jakey, what's this that I hear that there's no rabbi? 440 00:14:15,629 --> 00:14:16,884 Not now, Aunt Linda! 441 00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:23,673 Okay, so we just finished processing Moretti. 442 00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:25,063 - Did you talk to our parents? - Yeah. 443 00:14:25,086 --> 00:14:26,350 They ended up having dinner together. 444 00:14:26,374 --> 00:14:27,398 It sounded like they had fun. 445 00:14:27,422 --> 00:14:28,914 Our dads only got in one arm-wrestling match. 446 00:14:28,938 --> 00:14:29,976 - Who won? - Neither. 447 00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:31,350 They both threw out their shoulders. 448 00:14:31,374 --> 00:14:33,136 What a disaster. 449 00:14:33,161 --> 00:14:35,022 Yeah. But, look, I know 450 00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:36,726 it seems like everything sucks, but 451 00:14:38,154 --> 00:14:39,853 why don't we just get married tomorrow? 452 00:14:40,052 --> 00:14:41,661 You know, we won't have a venue or a band 453 00:14:41,686 --> 00:14:44,141 or any of our guests, but we could go to city hall. 454 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,800 Jake, do you really want to get married 455 00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:47,817 in the same place people go to get restraining orders? 456 00:14:47,841 --> 00:14:50,422 Amy Santiago, I would marry you any time, any place. 457 00:14:50,447 --> 00:14:52,262 I would marry you in the steaming filth 458 00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:53,364 of the Gowanus Canal. 459 00:14:53,389 --> 00:14:54,921 Sweet. But also, gross. 460 00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:56,556 I would marry you on the G Train in the summertime 461 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:57,758 when the air conditioning is broken. 462 00:14:57,782 --> 00:14:58,813 Damn, really? 463 00:14:58,838 --> 00:15:01,003 I would marry you on top of the Empire State Building. 464 00:15:01,028 --> 00:15:02,125 Well, that sounds kind of nice. 465 00:15:02,149 --> 00:15:04,571 - During a King Kong attack. - Oh, yeah, that's not good. 466 00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:09,310 Okay. City hall it is. 467 00:15:09,814 --> 00:15:11,979 No! I was eavesdropping. 468 00:15:12,004 --> 00:15:13,814 - I'm always eavesdropping. - I don't like it. 469 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,103 Look, I didn't spend the last seven years 470 00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:16,671 watching your love ripen, only to have it 471 00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:18,560 sullied by a city hall wedding. 472 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,543 You're getting married right here, right now. 473 00:15:20,568 --> 00:15:21,582 - What? - Come on. 474 00:15:21,607 --> 00:15:23,172 Boyle, I don't even have a dress. 475 00:15:23,197 --> 00:15:24,808 You can wear Gina's. I'm sure it's white. 476 00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:26,198 There's no way Gina was gonna wear 477 00:15:26,222 --> 00:15:27,333 a white dress to my wedding. 478 00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:28,570 No, I definitely was. 479 00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:30,229 What? I thought you'd just wear 480 00:15:30,254 --> 00:15:32,019 a Grey pantsuit or something. 481 00:15:32,087 --> 00:15:33,664 I would never wear a Grey pantsuit to your wedding, 482 00:15:33,688 --> 00:15:35,451 - I promise you that. - This is happening. 483 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,935 Jake and Amy are getting married tonight. 484 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,248 - Title of my sex tape! - What? 485 00:15:38,273 --> 00:15:39,755 Whoo! Yeah... whoo... all right. 486 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,130 I got a lot to work... Lot of work... 487 00:15:41,154 --> 00:15:42,686 Wha... give me a half hour! Whoa! 488 00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:49,365 Wow. You look beautiful. 489 00:15:49,588 --> 00:15:52,185 Thank you. This dress is incredible. 490 00:15:52,221 --> 00:15:54,119 Gina, this would have been so crazy 491 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,424 - if you wore this to our wedding. - I know. 492 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,896 Hey, Amy, I know I ruined your veil, 493 00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,281 but I made you a new one. 494 00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,519 - It's a shower curtain. - Uhh... 495 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:03,776 Yep, Terry fumbled the task. 496 00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:05,507 But we got you a bouquet. 497 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,605 Wow. That's gorgeous. 498 00:16:07,785 --> 00:16:09,384 - Thank you. - Where did those come from? 499 00:16:09,418 --> 00:16:10,780 Alicia found a florist in the city that was 500 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:11,897 still open and picked them up. 501 00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:13,918 All right. Keep it in your pants. 502 00:16:13,943 --> 00:16:14,942 Okay, here we go. 503 00:16:15,037 --> 00:16:17,407 Jake, Amy, let's go downstairs. 504 00:16:17,888 --> 00:16:20,084 It's wedding time! 505 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:25,258 So here it is. 506 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,619 I really hope you like it. 507 00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:33,382 But if you don't, I will kill myself. 508 00:16:33,519 --> 00:16:35,434 Charles, it looks amazing. 509 00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:36,753 It's beautiful. 510 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,085 How can I ever repay you? 511 00:16:38,154 --> 00:16:39,548 Get pregnant. 512 00:16:39,572 --> 00:16:41,397 Use your body to give the world more Jake. 513 00:16:41,422 --> 00:16:42,717 Holy crap. All right. 514 00:16:42,742 --> 00:16:44,473 I'm gonna take Charles away from you now. 515 00:16:44,521 --> 00:16:45,565 I will see you up there. 516 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,695 Wait! Stop everything. We're here. 517 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,734 Where have you guys been? 518 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,157 You sent us out to find a band. 519 00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:53,441 Right. I definitely remember doing that. 520 00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:55,734 It took a while, but I think we really nailed it. 521 00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:58,052 - Check this guy out. - We found him on the subway. 522 00:16:58,121 --> 00:16:59,918 Hey, I know you. You're Melipnos. 523 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,719 No. We have never met. 524 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,019 No, I'm pretty sure we have. 525 00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,380 - You sell me horse blood? - No. 526 00:17:04,405 --> 00:17:05,575 Would you like to buy horse blood? 527 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:07,821 No. You know what? Maybe we don't need music for this. 528 00:17:07,846 --> 00:17:10,115 That's totally fine, we can just skip that part of it. 529 00:17:15,523 --> 00:17:16,554 Guitar. 530 00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:18,577 Holy crap. Melipnos plays like an angel. 531 00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:19,925 Amy, we're a go! 532 00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:22,884 - Hey, Melipnos. - I don't know you. 533 00:17:23,588 --> 00:17:24,616 Kay. 534 00:17:45,457 --> 00:17:46,522 Please be seated. 535 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:50,719 Friends, colleagues, 536 00:17:51,225 --> 00:17:52,693 gawking New Yorkers, 537 00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:55,753 we are here today to celebrate the marriage 538 00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:58,169 of Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago. 539 00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:00,686 I've known you both for the last five years. 540 00:18:00,755 --> 00:18:03,019 And it has been a true pleasure to watch 541 00:18:03,087 --> 00:18:05,085 your distracting childish rivalry 542 00:18:05,154 --> 00:18:07,885 evolve into a distracting childish courtship 543 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,217 and now into what I'm sure will be 544 00:18:10,242 --> 00:18:11,569 a distracting childish marriage. 545 00:18:12,554 --> 00:18:13,622 I'm proud of you. 546 00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:15,567 And I love you both. 547 00:18:15,854 --> 00:18:17,918 - Permission to say it back? - Permission granted. 548 00:18:17,987 --> 00:18:19,728 - I love you too, sir. - Love you, Captain. 549 00:18:20,539 --> 00:18:22,739 Now I believe you've prepared your own vows? 550 00:18:23,421 --> 00:18:26,419 Yes, I was going to do 551 00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:27,865 an "Addams Family" themed rap, 552 00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:29,486 but my beat-boxer isn't here. 553 00:18:29,511 --> 00:18:31,375 That's the only reason it's not happening. 554 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,660 So, Ames, 555 00:18:34,588 --> 00:18:36,852 today has been a crazy day. 556 00:18:37,255 --> 00:18:39,722 But I shouldn't be surprised, 557 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,115 because we've had a lot of crazy days. 558 00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:44,426 There was our first date, 559 00:18:45,253 --> 00:18:46,416 our first kiss, 560 00:18:46,688 --> 00:18:48,556 the first time you told me you loved me, 561 00:18:49,219 --> 00:18:51,998 and the day you told me you would marry me. 562 00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,003 Also, yesterday, 563 00:18:54,521 --> 00:18:56,927 and the day before that, and the day before that, 564 00:18:57,713 --> 00:19:00,168 because every single day that I get to be with 565 00:19:00,193 --> 00:19:02,379 someone as amazing as you is crazy to me. 566 00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:04,665 I love you. 567 00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:07,753 And I'm worried about dancing in front of our friends. 568 00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:09,661 The end. 569 00:19:11,987 --> 00:19:13,686 Okay, well. 570 00:19:13,739 --> 00:19:16,236 I've been planning this wedding for the last six months. 571 00:19:16,277 --> 00:19:17,496 And if you told me yesterday 572 00:19:17,521 --> 00:19:19,102 everything that was gonna go wrong, 573 00:19:19,721 --> 00:19:22,155 I would have had a panic attack that sent me into the ER. 574 00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:24,785 But I'm here, 575 00:19:25,324 --> 00:19:26,940 and I've never been happier. 576 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,281 Life is unpredictable. 577 00:19:30,787 --> 00:19:32,419 Not everything's in our control. 578 00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:33,930 But as long as you're with the right people, 579 00:19:33,954 --> 00:19:35,545 you can handle anything. 580 00:19:36,029 --> 00:19:37,348 And you, Jake Peralta, 581 00:19:37,754 --> 00:19:39,541 are the right person for me. 582 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,523 But I do have some bad news. 583 00:19:43,006 --> 00:19:44,686 There is a bomb at this wedding as well. 584 00:19:45,056 --> 00:19:46,078 What? 585 00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:48,319 Your butt. Your butt is the bomb. 586 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,118 There will be no survivors. 587 00:19:52,954 --> 00:19:55,750 I love you so much. You're my dream girl. 588 00:19:56,273 --> 00:19:57,619 I love you too. 589 00:19:58,044 --> 00:20:00,718 I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 590 00:20:02,052 --> 00:20:03,938 Ring bearer, please, bring the rings. 591 00:20:04,191 --> 00:20:05,686 But I thought Cheddar was sick... 592 00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:06,997 Oh, my God. 593 00:20:07,488 --> 00:20:10,026 You got the robot. There's a robot at my wedding. 594 00:20:10,051 --> 00:20:12,183 Yeah, I felt bad about how everything went down today, 595 00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,173 - so I offered to help. - Oh, that's nice. 596 00:20:14,198 --> 00:20:15,963 Also, are you guys doing that thing where someone gets to 597 00:20:15,987 --> 00:20:17,653 object to this union, or is that later? 598 00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:19,464 - We're not doing that. - You've outsmarted me. 599 00:20:19,488 --> 00:20:21,252 - Congratulations. - Okay. 600 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,388 Moving on. 601 00:20:22,787 --> 00:20:24,619 Do you, Amy Santiago, 602 00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:26,718 take Jake Peralta to be your husband? 603 00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:28,361 I do. 604 00:20:29,421 --> 00:20:31,240 And do you, Jake Peralta, 605 00:20:31,488 --> 00:20:33,521 take Amy Santiago to be your wife? 606 00:20:34,012 --> 00:20:35,386 I absolutely do. 607 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:40,486 By the power vested in me by the state of New York, 608 00:20:40,588 --> 00:20:41,952 I'd like to announce 609 00:20:42,054 --> 00:20:44,486 that your honeymoon vacation request status 610 00:20:44,588 --> 00:20:47,510 has officially been moved from pending to approved. 611 00:20:48,642 --> 00:20:50,664 You're married. You may kiss the bride. 612 00:20:58,954 --> 00:21:01,552 Congratulations once again to Jake and Amy. 613 00:21:01,786 --> 00:21:04,458 One for you and one for your wife. 614 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,931 Uh. I have a wife 615 00:21:06,494 --> 00:21:08,182 I finally know how bored feels 616 00:21:08,207 --> 00:21:10,003 So now that everyone's here, 617 00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:12,021 I have an email that I need to open. 618 00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:13,133 All right, weirdo, not something we usually 619 00:21:13,157 --> 00:21:14,489 announce to the squad. 620 00:21:14,514 --> 00:21:16,456 It says if he got the commissioner job. 621 00:21:16,481 --> 00:21:17,674 - Oh, my God! - What? 622 00:21:17,699 --> 00:21:19,143 He was too scared to read it all day. 623 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,898 I was, until I heard something very wise tonight. 624 00:21:22,475 --> 00:21:24,364 Life is unpredictable. 625 00:21:24,947 --> 00:21:26,512 Not everything is in our control. 626 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,469 But as long as we're with the right people, 627 00:21:28,763 --> 00:21:30,091 we can handle anything. 628 00:21:30,147 --> 00:21:34,123 So I'd like to receive this news with all of you. 629 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,621 - He quoted me. - Okay, here we go. 630 00:21:44,623 --> 00:21:47,310 Well, from the look on my face, I'm sure you can guess what it says. 631 00:21:49,024 --> 00:21:51,187 No! We have no idea at all. 632 00:21:51,212 --> 00:21:52,743 Just tell us, you monster! 633 00:21:54,686 --> 00:21:59,681 Synced and corrected by Pisuly www.addic7ed.com