1 00:00:03,999 --> 00:00:07,166 I've just received the email about whether I've gotten 2 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,625 the job as commissioner. 3 00:00:08,667 --> 00:00:10,166 Well, from the look on my face, I'm sure 4 00:00:10,208 --> 00:00:11,918 you can guess what it says. 5 00:00:11,959 --> 00:00:14,584 No. We have no idea at all. 6 00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:16,083 Just tell us, you monster. 7 00:00:16,124 --> 00:00:17,500 Really? No one noticed the slight 8 00:00:17,542 --> 00:00:20,667 tension in my labial commissure? 9 00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:22,834 - My lips. I'm smiling. - Wait, you're smiling? 10 00:00:22,876 --> 00:00:24,124 Wait, we're allowed to say "labia" again? 11 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:25,458 - Wait, you got it? - I got it. 12 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:26,876 Ohh! 13 00:00:26,918 --> 00:00:28,918 - Labia. - Commissioner Raymond Holt. 14 00:00:28,959 --> 00:00:30,458 - Labia. - You gotta stop right now, 15 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:31,918 - Hitchcock. - We need to celebrate. 16 00:00:31,959 --> 00:00:33,709 Ooh, we need music. 17 00:00:33,751 --> 00:00:36,333 Ooh-ohh, ohh, I brought a "Jock Jams" CD for the wedding. 18 00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:38,166 Oh, we didn't talk about that. 19 00:00:38,208 --> 00:00:39,876 It was gonna be a surprise. Our first dance was gonna be 20 00:00:39,918 --> 00:00:41,083 the "Tootsee Roll." 21 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,417 Oh, no, and we didn't get to do it. 22 00:00:42,458 --> 00:00:43,918 I know. All right, nobody move. 23 00:00:43,958 --> 00:00:45,999 I'm gonna go get the CD. 24 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:47,625 I want to thank you all. 25 00:00:47,667 --> 00:00:49,667 What an incredible moment. 26 00:00:49,709 --> 00:00:51,918 30 years of struggle and sacrifice. 27 00:00:51,958 --> 00:00:53,918 But it was worth it, because I finally get to read 28 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:56,333 the ten words I've longed to hear: 29 00:00:56,375 --> 00:00:59,625 "Raymond Holt, you are not the"... Oops. 30 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:00,709 I misread the email. 31 00:01:00,751 --> 00:01:02,625 Didn't see the "not." 32 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:03,999 So... 33 00:01:04,041 --> 00:01:06,958 I will not be the new commissioner. 34 00:01:10,542 --> 00:01:12,124 Jock jam! 35 00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:13,667 Whoo. 36 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:16,625 Why is no one else dancing? 37 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:17,792 Did I miss something? 38 00:01:17,834 --> 00:01:19,458 Feels like I missed something. 39 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,208 I'm just gonna keep going until someone tells me to... 40 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:22,958 - Stop, Jake. - All right. 41 00:01:42,917 --> 00:01:46,333 So Captain Holt is taking another personal day. 42 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:49,041 In his absence, I will be running things around here. 43 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:51,083 That's not true. I'm in charge. 44 00:01:51,124 --> 00:01:53,999 Mm, no, it's gonna be more of a Westeros free-for-all, OK? 45 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,291 Who will bend a knee? 46 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:56,625 - I will. - Nobody's bending anything. 47 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:57,917 Let's get started. 48 00:01:57,958 --> 00:01:58,999 Sarge, is Captain Holt all right? 49 00:01:59,041 --> 00:02:00,667 He never misses work. 50 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:03,625 He said he was at a 49 and improving at 8.6% a day. 51 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:05,333 So I guess he'll be in soon. 52 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,792 Now, we have two... 53 00:02:06,834 --> 00:02:08,375 Guess who just got paid, y'all. 54 00:02:08,417 --> 00:02:10,458 That's right. We got stacks on stacks on stacks. 55 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,166 Whoa. Where's all that cash from? 56 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:14,709 Well, my brilliant wife found a crazy loophole 57 00:02:14,751 --> 00:02:15,694 called "wedding insurance." 58 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:16,792 It's very common. 59 00:02:16,834 --> 00:02:18,208 It's like renter's insurance. 60 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,333 Oh, my God. Do we have that too? 61 00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:21,083 - Yes. - You are a wizard. 62 00:02:21,124 --> 00:02:23,458 The point is, we are getting refunded in full, 63 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,625 so we are going on a super-deluxe, five-star 64 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,333 mega-baller honeymoon. 65 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:30,041 So you're not just going to the Berkshires anymore? 66 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,625 Screw that crap hole. 67 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:33,542 It's a dump, and anyone who goes there is garbage. 68 00:02:33,584 --> 00:02:35,208 I was gonna take Sharon there for a romantic weekend. 69 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:37,333 Oh, well, congratulations, ya poor. 70 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:39,041 I am so sorry. Money really changes you. 71 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:41,458 The resort is called Posadita Bonita. 72 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,917 And it's in Mexico. 73 00:02:42,958 --> 00:02:44,458 Great food, great beaches, and when I say 74 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,999 "Ay caramba" there, I'll fit right in. 75 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,625 I don't think so. 76 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,124 Isn't that the place that Gina is always talking about, 77 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,375 because she gets referral rewards points? 78 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:51,792 Why, yes, it is. 79 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,667 Don't forget to use code GINA30 at checkout. 80 00:02:53,709 --> 00:02:55,709 It's super intimate and super fancy. 81 00:02:55,751 --> 00:02:57,999 And when we're there, there's only one rule. 82 00:02:58,041 --> 00:03:00,208 A.B.C. 83 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:01,917 Always be coconuting. 84 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:03,875 At all times, we will either be drinking from, eating, 85 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,417 or wearing a coconut. 86 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,709 Oh, this place is amazing. 87 00:03:11,751 --> 00:03:13,417 I've never had sex outside the United States. 88 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:14,458 What are you thinking about? 89 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,917 Weirdly, the same thing. 90 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:17,458 - Whoa. - Welcome to paradise. 91 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,166 - Margarita? - Yes, I would love one. 92 00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:22,625 But is there any way you could put it in a coconut? 93 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:23,751 It will be my pleasure, sir. 94 00:03:23,792 --> 00:03:25,250 Oh, thank you. 95 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:27,291 I requested a ridiculous thing, and he's doing it. 96 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,124 Quick, think of more stupid stuff we can ask for. 97 00:03:29,166 --> 00:03:30,542 Grapes. Sorry, I panicked. 98 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:31,751 And I couldn't think of anything. 99 00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:32,958 No, no, no, grapes is perfect. 100 00:03:32,999 --> 00:03:34,751 Excuse me, sir, is there any way 101 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:36,124 you could get my wife some grapes? 102 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:37,875 - Yes, sir, right away. - He's running. 103 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,667 He's running for the grapes. 104 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:40,917 Here are your drinks 105 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:43,917 and a lovers' toolbox from a Mr. Boyle. 106 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:45,041 Ah, thank you so much. 107 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:46,124 We will never open this. 108 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:47,250 Oh, my God, Jake, look. 109 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:48,791 Yes, the grapes. 110 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:49,875 Oh, and you brought cheese. 111 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:51,041 I don't even want cheese. 112 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,542 No, Jake, in the lounge. 113 00:03:53,791 --> 00:03:54,791 Captain Holt? 114 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:57,083 Peralta? 115 00:03:57,124 --> 00:03:59,208 Ay caramba. 116 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:01,584 Gina, what the hell? 117 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:02,917 New phone, who dis? 118 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:04,124 You can't do that in person. 119 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:05,958 It's Charles. 120 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:07,250 Boyle. Your coworker. 121 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:08,751 Oh, hey, Charles. 122 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:11,124 I just found out that your mom left my dad. 123 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:12,458 They're getting divorced. 124 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:13,791 Eh, they had a good run. 125 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,542 Fun fact: The average American marriage 126 00:04:15,584 --> 00:04:16,917 lasts fewer than two days. 127 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:18,500 - That's not true. - It doesn't have to be. 128 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:20,124 It's commentary. 129 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:21,500 Well, you know who didn't think it was a good run? 130 00:04:21,542 --> 00:04:22,875 My daddy, Lynn Boyle. 131 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:24,124 He's inconsolable. 132 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:25,375 Well, I'm sure he'll get over it. 133 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:27,250 No, Boyles don't "get over it." 134 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:28,625 It becomes part of us. 135 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:30,875 It lives within us. It eats us out. 136 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:32,458 We have to get 'em back together. 137 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,917 - Pass. - Well, I'm doing it with 138 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:35,667 - or without your help. - OK, without. 139 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,041 OK, you called my bluff. It has to be with your help. 140 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:38,333 And I'm not taking no for an answer. 141 00:04:38,375 --> 00:04:39,417 - No. - OK, you did it again. 142 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:40,500 Why are you like this? 143 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:43,041 I don't know. 144 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,124 Hey, Sarge, I have a problem, and I would ask Holt, 145 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:48,458 - but since he's not back... - You came to Top Dog Terry. 146 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,833 Smart move. 147 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:52,250 I've been solving problems all day long. 148 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:55,584 OK, so you know that meth case I've been working on 149 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:57,124 for the last two months? 150 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,833 The Department of Sanitation police want to poach it 151 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,291 from me, because the drugs were found in a dumpster. 152 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,500 They're saying it's garbage-related. 153 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:02,527 This is an easy one. 154 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:03,875 Tell them to screw off. 155 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,917 See? Problem solved. 156 00:05:07,584 --> 00:05:08,791 Yeah, well, I did that, and they threatened to make 157 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:10,083 a formal complaint to the mayor. 158 00:05:10,124 --> 00:05:11,291 Then just let 'em have the case. 159 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:12,458 Problem solved. 160 00:05:13,999 --> 00:05:15,291 Terry, I've been working on it for two months, 161 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:16,999 and those dummies are gonna blow it. 162 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:21,291 Right. Well, you could partner up with sanitation. 163 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:22,875 Problem solved? Woof-woof? 164 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:24,083 Nope. Headquarters won't allow it 165 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,375 due to budgetary reasons. 166 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:27,417 OK, OK, OK, OK. 167 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:29,500 You know, Captain Holt was writing an instruction manual 168 00:05:29,542 --> 00:05:31,458 for his replacement in case he was named commissioner. 169 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,584 Maybe he could tell you what to do. 170 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,083 That's not necessary. 171 00:05:34,124 --> 00:05:36,208 Top Dog Terry can make a decision. 172 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,375 And what would that be? 173 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:42,833 Does Top Dog Terry want a moment to think about it? 174 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,750 Woof-woof. 175 00:05:44,791 --> 00:05:46,958 Since the rejection, a great sadness has enveloped me. 176 00:05:46,999 --> 00:05:48,999 I kept expecting this dark feeling to pass, 177 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:50,333 but it's only gotten worse. 178 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:52,166 Not getting the job you want stinks. 179 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:54,458 In first grade, I was passed over for line leader, 180 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,208 and I'm still pissed. 181 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,958 Kyle D.'s lines had curves and gaps and cutting galore. 182 00:05:58,999 --> 00:06:00,291 It was a frickin' carnival. 183 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:01,958 Yeah. What's a line leader? 184 00:06:01,999 --> 00:06:03,458 Well, it's not just that I didn't get the job. 185 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,875 It's that John Kelly did. 186 00:06:04,917 --> 00:06:07,083 He's already released a memo detailing his 187 00:06:07,124 --> 00:06:08,875 "vigilant policing" initiative. 188 00:06:08,917 --> 00:06:10,750 It's essentially a return to stop and frisk. 189 00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:14,375 Choosing him is a betrayal of everything I stand for. 190 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,250 I feel the same way about Kyle D. 191 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:18,124 I tried to suck it up and go back to work. 192 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,833 I put on my uniform and got in my car. 193 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:23,250 And next thing I knew, I was on a plane to Mexico. 194 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,041 I didn't even pack a bag. 195 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:27,166 I bought a bundle of novelty shirts at a nearby gift shop. 196 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:28,999 This one says, "What's up, beaches?" 197 00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:31,417 Instead of "bitches" for humor reasons. 198 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,624 - But you hate humor. - Well, I'm a joke now, 199 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:35,333 so it suits me. 200 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:38,958 Mm-kay. But, how did you end up here in Mexico 201 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:41,250 at the exact same tiny resort as us? 202 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,250 Gina's been talking up this place up for years. 203 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:45,166 Referral Code GINA30: 204 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:47,375 I had no idea you'd be here. 205 00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:49,208 You know what? It's fine, sir. 206 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,750 A lot of people go on their honeymoon with their boss. 207 00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:52,166 Nope, I thought if I said it out loud 208 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:53,417 it would normalize it, but it's weird. 209 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:54,584 It's gonna be OK. 210 00:06:54,624 --> 00:06:55,791 How long are you staying, sir? 211 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,583 Just until I get my head right. 212 00:06:57,624 --> 00:06:59,875 But don't worry. I'll steer clear of you two. 213 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:01,458 You won't even know I'm here. 214 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,999 This place is so romantic. 215 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:07,208 Yeah, and so... intimate. 216 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:09,708 Don't worry. I'm not listening to you. 217 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:12,417 I'm just thinking about how this sea bass is cold, 218 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,750 but not as cold and cruel as the hands of fate 219 00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:19,333 that have thrust my entire life into darkness. 220 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:20,791 Ah, damn it. 221 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:22,708 I just ordered the sea bass. 222 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:27,750 Ahh, babe, this is so nice. 223 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:29,624 There are hot stones on our butts for no reason. 224 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:30,917 Not on mine. 225 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:32,375 My butt stones keep falling off, 226 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:33,542 because I'm so tense about Holt being here 227 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:34,875 and ruining everything. 228 00:07:34,917 --> 00:07:37,666 - It hasn't been that bad. - Really? 229 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,583 Oops. Sorry. 230 00:07:39,624 --> 00:07:41,333 Can't even float right. 231 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:42,708 Just push me away. 232 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,541 Everyone else does. 233 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:48,124 It's not great, but as long as we stay in here, we're safe. 234 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:49,875 Peralta, Santiago, I'm in your room. 235 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:51,500 What? How? 236 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:52,750 Patio door was open, I pushed through the hedge. 237 00:07:52,791 --> 00:07:54,541 Tell me, what is it about me 238 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,250 that screams loser? 239 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:57,958 Yeah, you know, we're kind of in the middle 240 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,624 of getting massages right now, sir. 241 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:01,083 Oh, how thoughtless of me. 242 00:08:01,124 --> 00:08:02,833 I'll get down here so you can see my face. 243 00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:04,333 Oh, no, that's... 244 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:07,583 Hello. The question was, what is it about me 245 00:08:07,624 --> 00:08:11,166 that screams loser? 246 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:14,041 I can't figure out what went wrong between our parents. 247 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:15,458 They were so in love. 248 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,041 Oh, OK, so we're having a conversation? 249 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:18,624 No, to get them back together, 250 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:19,750 we need to know what happened. Did your mom tell you? 251 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:20,875 - Nope. - Damn it. 252 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,499 OK, let's brainstorm. 253 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:24,208 It could be that my dad is too clingy or too masculine. 254 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:25,958 You know what? I'm going to play a game on my phone 255 00:08:25,999 --> 00:08:27,750 while you go on this little journey. 256 00:08:27,791 --> 00:08:30,250 He overshares, he's indecisive, 257 00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:31,624 he's always crying. 258 00:08:31,666 --> 00:08:32,708 Oh, I made it inside the temple. 259 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,166 He wears a kimono a lot. 260 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:35,750 I became a hawk. I have talons. 261 00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:36,958 Well, he can't keep a secret. 262 00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:38,708 He has a clinically loose pelvis. 263 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,624 OK, that did break through. I heard "loose pelvis." 264 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:41,791 Charles, you've got to stop. 265 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:43,375 It's none of those things. 266 00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:44,875 Wait. You said your mom didn't tell you anything. 267 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:46,333 - Do you know what happened? - Yes, I do. 268 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:47,958 And it's none of your business, Charles. 269 00:08:47,999 --> 00:08:50,333 Just stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. 270 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:51,999 Really, Gina. 271 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:55,333 And where does my nose belong if not inside our parents? 272 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:56,666 OK, so we can't get away from Holt. 273 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:57,958 I mean, should we tell him to leave, 274 00:08:57,999 --> 00:08:59,083 that he's ruining our honeymoon? 275 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:00,624 No, we can't. 276 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:03,583 That would crush him, and he's already so crushed. 277 00:09:03,624 --> 00:09:05,041 Wait, I got it. 278 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,068 We kill Holt. 279 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,624 No. 280 00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:09,333 No, that was crazy for a multitude of reasons. 281 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,250 We have a bunch of fun activities planned. 282 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:14,541 If we include him, it'll cheer him up, and he'll leave. 283 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:16,833 Right, but aren't most of our activities 284 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,457 kind of geared towards couples? 285 00:09:18,499 --> 00:09:20,708 Name one couples' activity that wouldn't be more fun 286 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:21,999 with your boss there. 287 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:23,750 Welcome to Sensual Food 288 00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:25,875 The Art of Feeding Your Lover. 289 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:27,541 I feel like I don't belong here. 290 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:30,958 Mm, I love the way the mud revitalizes your skin. 291 00:09:30,999 --> 00:09:33,541 And I love how it masks my shame. 292 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:35,250 I am loving this. 293 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:37,375 - Mmm. - Mmm. 294 00:09:37,417 --> 00:09:38,917 Mmm. 295 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:40,624 This is actually quite pleasant. 296 00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:42,958 You know, when you invited me to join you today, 297 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,124 I was skeptical. 298 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,875 I had been sitting by the pool 299 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:48,833 contentedly watching a bee struggle to avoid drowning 300 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:51,457 and thinking to myself how I am like that bee. 301 00:09:51,499 --> 00:09:52,750 Man, I hope it survived. 302 00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:54,291 We can't afford to lose any more bees. 303 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:55,833 It didn't. The point is that I am glad 304 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:57,457 you included me into your frivolous activities. 305 00:09:57,499 --> 00:09:59,291 You helped me to remember there's more to life 306 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,499 than the NYPD: 307 00:10:00,541 --> 00:10:02,791 Wow, that's great to hear, sir. 308 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:03,958 I feel a lot better. 309 00:10:03,999 --> 00:10:05,541 I think I may be heading home. 310 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,499 Unless you need a third for tonight's activities. 311 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:08,999 - What are we... - Sensual pottery. 312 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,750 I think we're good. 313 00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:12,457 Sarge, I keep getting calls about my drug case from... 314 00:10:12,499 --> 00:10:13,875 What the hell is going on? 315 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,917 Nothing. Just deciding what to do about 316 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:18,541 your sanitation issue, like a boss. 317 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:19,917 You're looking for Captain Holt's manual aren't you? 318 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:21,708 Please, Diaz. 319 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:24,499 Top Dog Terry does not need to look for Captain Holt's manual. 320 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,041 He knows it's on his computer. 321 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,583 Top Dog Terry was looking for the password. 322 00:10:27,624 --> 00:10:29,624 Why don't you just make your own decision? 323 00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:31,999 I did that, and I'm very proud of it. 324 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,583 I just want to make sure Captain Holt would make 325 00:10:33,624 --> 00:10:35,750 the same decision so I can be proud of him too. 326 00:10:35,791 --> 00:10:38,041 Gina. Do you know Captain Holt's password? 327 00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,499 Oh, Terry, just because I know all your passwords 328 00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:42,416 doesn't mean I know Captain Holt's. 329 00:10:42,457 --> 00:10:43,917 OK, well, we could probably guess it. 330 00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:46,666 Why don't you try BaldByChoice or PecMan 331 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:48,750 or MacklemoreEnthusiast? 332 00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:51,624 Stop saying my passwords. Damn, Gina. 333 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:53,041 Now Terry's got to update his keychain. 334 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,917 Start simple. Kevin with a capital K 335 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,166 and a 1 instead of an I 336 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:57,583 Well, I feel good about that. 337 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:02,541 Locked out? Too many failed attempts? 338 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,624 I only guessed once! 339 00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:07,666 "Computer will now delete hard drive"? 340 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,250 I've got to fix this. 341 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:13,124 Good. You fixed it. 342 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:14,666 He's leaving. Our plan worked. 343 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,250 We saved our own honeymoon, and fun bonus, 344 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:17,750 - we cheered up Holt. - Yes. 345 00:11:17,791 --> 00:11:19,291 OK, it's time to celebrate. 346 00:11:19,332 --> 00:11:20,708 You know what that means. 347 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,791 This B needs a C in her A. 348 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,416 Oh, my God. 349 00:11:24,457 --> 00:11:25,708 This babe needs a coconut in her arms. 350 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:28,708 Oh, I thought you were saying 351 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,208 this needs a in her. 352 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,833 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, that was my reaction. 353 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,416 All right, I'll go get us a couple of coconuts. 354 00:11:33,457 --> 00:11:35,124 Ahh, hey there, Captain. 355 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,041 Haven't seen you looking this happy since they picked up 356 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,833 "The Durrells in Corfu" for a fourth season. 357 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:41,457 Yes, well, I've reached the best part of every vacation: 358 00:11:41,499 --> 00:11:42,999 reviewing the charges. 359 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:44,332 Well, don't let me interrupt. Have a safe flight. 360 00:11:44,374 --> 00:11:46,083 And I'll see you back at the Nine-Nine. 361 00:11:46,124 --> 00:11:47,499 No, you won't; I'll never be going back there again. 362 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,499 What? Why? I'm confused. 363 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:51,917 You and Amy made me see that there's more to life 364 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:55,583 than the NYPD: so I'm quitting. 365 00:11:55,624 --> 00:11:57,583 Oh. 366 00:11:57,624 --> 00:12:01,708 Well... what a satisfying result 367 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,708 that we all were hoping would occur. 368 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:10,166 Hold on. So let's just back up a second. 369 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,791 When you say you're quitting, you mean quitting 370 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,332 for, like, a couple of weeks, and then you'll come back 371 00:12:13,374 --> 00:12:14,583 Jordan-style with a new badge number? 372 00:12:14,624 --> 00:12:16,332 No, I mean, quitting permanently. 373 00:12:16,374 --> 00:12:18,332 I'm putting in my resignation as soon as I get back home. 374 00:12:18,374 --> 00:12:19,750 I better hurry if I want to be at the airport 375 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,166 six hours ahead of my flight. 376 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,332 Hey, you know what? I should drive you there. 377 00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:25,250 Will you come with me to grab my keys from the room? 378 00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:29,374 OK, they're just right in here, so... 379 00:12:31,624 --> 00:12:32,666 You're not leaving this room. 380 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,958 What the hell is going on? 381 00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:35,416 I can't let you quit. 382 00:12:35,457 --> 00:12:38,708 Yes, but why the candles and rose petals? 383 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,875 - Wuh-oh. - Is that Mr. McClane I hear? 384 00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:44,958 'Cause someone's about to Die Harrr... Oh, my God! 385 00:12:44,999 --> 00:12:46,457 Why is Captain Holt here? 386 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,208 Because he's gonna... Wait, are you dressed like 387 00:12:48,249 --> 00:12:49,374 Bonnie Bedelia in "Die Hard?" 388 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:50,750 - I am. - For sexy reasons? 389 00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:52,583 - Yes. - Oh, boy. 390 00:12:52,624 --> 00:12:53,750 Jake, why is he here? 391 00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:55,249 Because he's quitting the force, 392 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,791 so I brought him to convince him not to, 393 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:58,290 but obviously that is not important anymore. 394 00:12:58,332 --> 00:13:00,083 All right, Captain, it's been a good run. 395 00:13:00,124 --> 00:13:01,708 Thank you for teaching me the importance of a tie 396 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,124 in the workplace, and the door is right over here. 397 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:04,666 Whoa, whoa, wait. What? You're quitting? 398 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:06,416 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 399 00:13:06,457 --> 00:13:08,166 We're keeping you right here. 400 00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:09,624 How are you going to do that? Physically restrain me? 401 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:11,083 Great idea. 402 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,332 Is there anything in Charles' box of nightmares 403 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,666 that could be used to tie up Holt? 404 00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:16,875 Yes. Literally everything in here could be used 405 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,541 to tie up a person. 406 00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,917 Wow, Terry, put Captain Holt's computer back together? 407 00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:22,624 - Looks great. - Sure did. 408 00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:25,124 Couldn't find room inside for this stuff, though. 409 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,917 Well, is there any chance the info on his computer 410 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:28,416 was maybe saved to the cloud? 411 00:13:28,457 --> 00:13:30,207 I don't know. 412 00:13:30,249 --> 00:13:32,791 Gina, was Captain Holt's hard drive backed up to the cloud? 413 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,541 - Yeah. - Then why did you let me try 414 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,568 to rebuild his computer? 415 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,249 Because I'm a rascal. 416 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:40,917 OK, I'll just log onto the cloud as Captain Holt 417 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,666 and click "forgot password" 418 00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,708 and answer his security questions. 419 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,541 First up: What is God? 420 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,124 Hey, Gina. 421 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,917 Did you see "Real Housewives" last night? 422 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:54,457 If she says no, then ask about "Below Deck." 423 00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:55,917 What are you doing? 424 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:57,457 She's getting suspicious, Scully. Act natural. 425 00:13:57,499 --> 00:13:59,124 Are you wearing an earpiece? 426 00:13:59,165 --> 00:14:01,041 Tell her no. Scully, stop saying what I'm saying. 427 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,958 Be normal. 428 00:14:02,999 --> 00:14:04,083 Charles, what are you doing? 429 00:14:04,124 --> 00:14:05,290 Damn it, Gina. 430 00:14:05,332 --> 00:14:07,124 What does it look like I'm doing? 431 00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:08,958 I'm trying to unlock your phone using a mask of your face 432 00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:10,875 so I can find out why your mom left my dad. 433 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,332 Charles, give me my phone. 434 00:14:12,374 --> 00:14:14,875 OK, fine. 435 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:17,374 - Boom, unlocked it. - Give me my phone, Charles! 436 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,374 Not until I find out why our parents are breaking up. 437 00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:21,083 - Give it. - Scrolling, scrolling. 438 00:14:21,124 --> 00:14:22,875 - Give me my phone, you idiot. - You were the reason. 439 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,708 You sent her a text that says, "You should divorce him"? 440 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,165 OK, yeah, but that's open to interpretation. 441 00:14:27,207 --> 00:14:28,750 No, but then she says, "I don't want to," 442 00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:30,457 and then you say, "But you have to. 443 00:14:30,499 --> 00:14:32,083 "Leave him now, and divorce him. 444 00:14:32,124 --> 00:14:33,624 Don't tell him why." 445 00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:35,958 OK, yeah, you did interpret it correctly. 446 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:40,123 Shame, shame. 447 00:14:40,165 --> 00:14:41,917 I'm so sorry I brought Holt back here. 448 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,833 I had no idea you were doing this whole "Die Hard" thing. 449 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,499 Man, you really got the hair exactly right. 450 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,583 Did you contact the onset hair stylist, Paul Abascal? 451 00:14:47,624 --> 00:14:49,165 No, this is a wig. 452 00:14:49,207 --> 00:14:51,083 Oh, that's cool too. So here's what I'm thinking. 453 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:52,958 We let Holt go, I have sex with Holly Gennaro but hotter. 454 00:14:52,999 --> 00:14:55,374 The squad handles the captain, or disbands, whatever, 455 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,083 we have sex again... 456 00:14:57,123 --> 00:14:58,666 OK, stop suggesting that. We need to stay focused. 457 00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,165 - Right. - Holt is fragile. 458 00:15:00,207 --> 00:15:01,583 We need to be gentle, OK? 459 00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:03,083 - Just follow my lead. - With pleasure. 460 00:15:03,123 --> 00:15:04,624 I love the view. I'm sorry. 461 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,833 This outfit is driving me insane. 462 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:09,541 Hello, sir. Sorry again for tying you spread eagle 463 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:12,165 - on the bed. - Apology not accepted. 464 00:15:12,207 --> 00:15:14,583 Look, I know you're upset, but this isn't 465 00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:16,624 your last chance to become commissioner. 466 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,917 John Kelly's old. 467 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,499 He's not gonna be in office forever. 468 00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:21,041 True, but he'll just be replaced by another 469 00:15:21,082 --> 00:15:22,499 mediocre old white man. 470 00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:23,917 Nothing will ever change. 471 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,708 All right, well, what about all your goals 472 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,165 for the Nine-Nine? 473 00:15:27,207 --> 00:15:28,666 You still have so much left to accomplish. 474 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:29,875 Wrong, I've accomplished everything 475 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,249 that I set out to do. 476 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,875 I wanted to reduce crime, and I did. 477 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,249 There's no crime in Brooklyn anymore. 478 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:35,833 Seems like a bit of a stretch. 479 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,750 What about improving community relations? 480 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:39,123 Done. Everyone loves the police. 481 00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:40,833 It's embarrassing. 482 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,249 Way off. All right, Ame, step aside; I got this. 483 00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:44,207 Captain, what about the Halloween Heist? 484 00:15:44,249 --> 00:15:46,165 I'll just come in and win it and then go back to my house. 485 00:15:46,207 --> 00:15:48,165 - Damn it. I'm out. - Jake. 486 00:15:48,207 --> 00:15:50,290 All right, fine. Sir, do you know why I love coming to work? 487 00:15:50,332 --> 00:15:52,041 Because there's a bumper pool table in the break room. 488 00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:53,833 Yes, obviously I love the bumper pool table. 489 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,499 But do you want to know another reason why? 490 00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,958 You. 491 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,082 You've made me a better cop. 492 00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:00,624 You've made me a better person. 493 00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:02,708 I've learned so much from you. 494 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,833 So you can't quit. 495 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,583 Because I need you. 496 00:16:07,624 --> 00:16:10,249 - Oh, please. How selfish. - What? 497 00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:11,624 That little speech you just gave. 498 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,374 It was all about you and what you need. 499 00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:15,332 How unbelievably selfish. 500 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,416 OK, well, I don't want to get mad right now, 501 00:16:17,457 --> 00:16:19,332 'cause I know Amy is worried about you, so... 502 00:16:19,374 --> 00:16:21,123 No, screw that noise. 503 00:16:21,165 --> 00:16:22,999 How dare you call Jake selfish? 504 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,249 He just wasted his entire honeymoon 505 00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:27,040 trying to take care of you while you wallowed 506 00:16:27,082 --> 00:16:29,082 in your misery like a little baby. 507 00:16:29,123 --> 00:16:31,082 - That seems a little harsh. - Oh, does it? 508 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,958 - I don't give a hoot. - Oh, damn. 509 00:16:32,999 --> 00:16:35,082 For the last five years, all I've done is 510 00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:37,833 give a hoot about you and what you think. 511 00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,708 I gave a hoot about you as a boss. 512 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,165 I gave a hoot about you as a mentor. 513 00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:43,040 I gave a hoot about you as a friend. 514 00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:44,708 She gave so many hoots. 515 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,791 Not anymore. After the way you've acted 516 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,040 and what you just said to Jake, I don't give a hoot, 517 00:16:49,082 --> 00:16:51,040 what you think, and I really don't 518 00:16:51,082 --> 00:16:54,499 give a hoot if you decide to quit the NYPD: so do it. 519 00:16:54,541 --> 00:16:55,708 I'm all out of hoots. 520 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,082 I'm hootless! 521 00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:00,332 - Now, what I want to say is... - Jake! 522 00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:01,583 Coming, Holly Gennaro! 523 00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:07,750 Hey, I thought pina coladas might be too festive, 524 00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:09,833 so I got two super-depressing coconuts filled with merlot. 525 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,040 I'm not depressed. I'm relieved. 526 00:17:12,082 --> 00:17:14,998 For the first time all week, it's just the two of us. 527 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,624 I'm right here. 528 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,416 I escaped using some of the lube Boyle sent you. 529 00:17:18,457 --> 00:17:20,165 It got everywhere. I had to change. 530 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:23,123 Yeah, and your new shirt is very aggressive and confusing. 531 00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:24,374 Is the pineapple the slut, 532 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:25,708 or is it calling someone else a slut? 533 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,374 Clearly the pineapple is the slut. 534 00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:28,708 - Huh. - Look, I wanted to say 535 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,165 - I'm sorry. - Yeah? 536 00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:31,998 Maybe find someone who gives a hoot. 537 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,750 Try an owl cage. 538 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,165 Oh, honey, I love you, but not your best. 539 00:17:36,207 --> 00:17:38,416 Look, you have every right not to accept my apology, 540 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,457 but at least hear it first. 541 00:17:40,499 --> 00:17:42,082 I'm sorry I said Jake was selfish. 542 00:17:42,123 --> 00:17:43,957 I'm sorry I ruined your honeymoon. 543 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,750 I'm sorry I interrupted your "Die Hard"-themed sexcapades. 544 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:49,666 You don't have to list everything; it's cool. 545 00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:52,666 Right. I thought if I played by the NYPD's rules 546 00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,957 and didn't make any waves, one day I would rise to a position 547 00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:56,875 where I could make meaningful change. 548 00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:59,957 When they hired John Kelly, I realized I was wrong, 549 00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:01,875 and I thought I was out of options. 550 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,957 But then you tied me to your bed, legs akimbo, 551 00:18:03,998 --> 00:18:07,875 and made me realize there was another way. 552 00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:10,207 I could not give a hoot. 553 00:18:10,249 --> 00:18:11,290 Wow, the hoot thing is catching on. 554 00:18:11,332 --> 00:18:12,875 Didn't see that coming. 555 00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:14,332 I'm going to go directly to the mayor and tell him 556 00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:16,916 John Kelly's "vigilant policing" proposal 557 00:18:16,957 --> 00:18:18,499 is regressive and counter-productive, 558 00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,750 and if he implements it, I'm gonna make 559 00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:22,624 a big stink in the press. 560 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,332 Going over the commissioner and threatening the mayor, sir? 561 00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:26,165 Don't you think that'll piss him off? 562 00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:28,916 I don't give a hoot. 563 00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:30,624 Listen, I'm on the next plane back, 564 00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,750 but I wanted to pay for you two to extend your stay 565 00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:34,833 so you can have a proper honeymoon. 566 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,791 Oh, sir, thank you. 567 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,666 That's very nice. Right, Jake? 568 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:39,998 Yeah, super cool. 569 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,624 Just out of curiosity, asking for a friend, 570 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:43,541 where did you get the shirt, and how much did it cost? 571 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,624 Ooh, you're still wearing the mask? 572 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,541 Yeah, to hide my sadness. I'll take it off. 573 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,207 No, don't. 574 00:18:50,249 --> 00:18:51,998 For some reason, it's easier to care about what you say 575 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,583 when you look like me. 576 00:18:53,624 --> 00:18:55,290 Why did you tell your mom to leave my dad, Gina? 577 00:18:55,332 --> 00:18:57,290 Is it so bad being a Boyle? 578 00:18:57,332 --> 00:19:00,290 Yes, it terrible, but that's not why I did it. 579 00:19:00,332 --> 00:19:01,998 My mom was cheating on your dad, 580 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,624 so I told her she had to break it off. 581 00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,123 What? Why didn't you tell me? 582 00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:06,957 Because I didn't want to hurt you or him. 583 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,457 She was being disgusting, so I told her she had to end it. 584 00:19:09,499 --> 00:19:10,874 You were trying to protect us. 585 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,332 Gina, you were actually being sweet. 586 00:19:12,374 --> 00:19:14,624 Uh-doi. 587 00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:16,666 - How's it going, Sarge? - Not good. 588 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,750 I'm reading this book on religion, and apparently 589 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,666 there's some debate as to what God is. 590 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:21,833 Don't worry about it. 591 00:19:21,874 --> 00:19:23,207 - Gina had the manual. - What? 592 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,374 Why didn't she just give it to me? 593 00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:26,123 'Cause she's a rascal. 594 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,666 Look at what it says. 595 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,874 "Never use italics, lest people think you are 596 00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,332 a con-man or a clown." 597 00:19:31,374 --> 00:19:33,416 I'm not sure how this applies here. 598 00:19:33,457 --> 00:19:35,040 No. Under that. 599 00:19:35,082 --> 00:19:37,290 "If you are unsure of what to do in any situation, 600 00:19:37,332 --> 00:19:40,332 "consult Sergeant Jeffords. 601 00:19:40,374 --> 00:19:42,541 I trust him completely." 602 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,082 Well, that's a kick in the butt. 603 00:19:44,123 --> 00:19:46,832 So what should I do, Sarge? 604 00:19:46,874 --> 00:19:49,123 Tell sanitation you'll work the case together. 605 00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:51,457 You're the primary, and HQ can take it out 606 00:19:51,499 --> 00:19:52,583 of the supplemental budget. 607 00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:54,499 - I'll find the room. - Cool. 608 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,499 Top Dog Terry's back. 609 00:19:57,832 --> 00:19:59,666 OK, you ready? 610 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,832 Mm-hmm. 611 00:20:01,874 --> 00:20:03,374 - Hello. 612 00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:04,957 Oh, my God. 613 00:20:04,998 --> 00:20:06,249 Are you Melvil Dewey? 614 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,666 Indeed I am. 615 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,040 I invented the Dewey decimal system, 616 00:20:10,082 --> 00:20:13,957 but right now I'm working on the Do-me decimal system. 617 00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:15,123 Mm-hmm, yeah. 618 00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:16,150 This is really working for me. 619 00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:17,249 - Really? - Yeah. 620 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:19,123 - Awesome. - So, Mr. Dewey, 621 00:20:19,165 --> 00:20:21,332 can you save me from the terrorists that have taken over 622 00:20:21,374 --> 00:20:22,359 Nakatomi Plaza? 623 00:20:22,374 --> 00:20:24,416 Yes, Holly Gennaro, 624 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:29,207 I just need to file them in the library... card... catalog. 625 00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:30,332 Yeah, this is really hard to track. 626 00:20:30,374 --> 00:20:31,832 Let's just take our clothes off. 627 00:20:31,874 --> 00:20:32,998 Oh, thank God. This old jacket is so hot. 628 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,249 Yeah. 629 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,123 That was magical. 630 00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:38,165 - I can't believe we're back. - I refuse to accept it. 631 00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:39,457 I'm still coconuting. 632 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,666 This is filled with coffee. 633 00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:41,916 It is very hot. 634 00:20:41,957 --> 00:20:43,249 Coconut is not a good insulator. 635 00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:45,123 No, it's not. 636 00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:46,624 - Captain. - Peralta, Santiago, 637 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,165 how was the end of the honeymoon? 638 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,583 It was amazing. 639 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,624 Not to brag, but I saw a sea turtle. 640 00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:52,957 Kind of sounds like you're bragging, babe. 641 00:20:52,998 --> 00:20:54,457 I was. It looked right at me. 642 00:20:54,499 --> 00:20:56,249 How'd it go here? Did you contact the mayor? 643 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,957 Yes. I voiced my concerns as soon as I got back. 644 00:20:57,998 --> 00:20:59,832 He heard me out, and he's put John Kelly's 645 00:20:59,874 --> 00:21:01,790 "vigilant policing" initiative under review. 646 00:21:01,832 --> 00:21:04,290 Way to go, No Hoots Holt. 647 00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:06,165 - Was Kelly pissed? - Very much so. 648 00:21:06,207 --> 00:21:08,874 To retaliate, he closed the bottom floor of the Nine-Nine 649 00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,374 for renovations indefinitely. 650 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:11,916 Everyone's been moved to our bullpen. 651 00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:13,624 - Wait. What? 652 00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:15,374 Prepare yourselves. 653 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:19,290 The Nine-Nine is at war with the NYPD: 654 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,499 Ay caramba. 655 00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:25,583 - Not a doctor. - Shh. 656 00:21:25,624 --> 00:21:27,749 Fremulon.