1 00:00:06,004 --> 00:00:07,701 Another cold brew? 2 00:00:07,745 --> 00:00:10,313 Don't mind if I "cold do." Nailed it. 3 00:00:10,356 --> 00:00:12,445 I am loving this machine that Charles brought in. 4 00:00:12,489 --> 00:00:14,447 It is nice. The trick is to let the coffee 5 00:00:14,491 --> 00:00:15,622 warm up to room temperature. 6 00:00:15,666 --> 00:00:16,928 I'm already on my second cup. 7 00:00:16,971 --> 00:00:18,103 This is my third. 8 00:00:18,146 --> 00:00:20,366 Stop! 9 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:22,934 You're drinking too much! 10 00:00:22,977 --> 00:00:25,371 Whoa, what's going on, Charles? Why are you talking so slow? 11 00:00:25,415 --> 00:00:28,026 I'm not. I'm normal. 12 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,681 We're all normal. 13 00:00:36,199 --> 00:00:37,682 Oh! My God. If you're not going slow, that means we're going fast. 14 00:00:37,683 --> 00:00:38,874 Are we going fast? Can anyone tell if we're going fast? 15 00:00:38,875 --> 00:00:40,408 I don't think we're going fast at all in any way whatsoever. 16 00:00:40,409 --> 00:00:41,648 I feel like we're going slow in every way whatsoever. 17 00:00:41,692 --> 00:00:42,960 - Captain, how do you feel? - Great. Excellent. Amazing. 18 00:00:42,961 --> 00:00:44,430 I feel better than I've ever felt at any moment 19 00:00:44,431 --> 00:00:45,369 - in my entire life. - So we're all fine? 20 00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:47,132 Yep. 21 00:01:09,884 --> 00:01:12,068 Hey there, Captain. Oh, is this your new assistant? 22 00:01:12,069 --> 00:01:13,331 John Urblan. Nice to meet ya. 23 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:14,941 And John Urblan has just been fired. 24 00:01:14,985 --> 00:01:16,247 - What? - I have? 25 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:17,944 Meet "ya"? You just abbreviated 26 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:19,337 a one-syllable word. 27 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,686 - Is this for real? - Yes. 28 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:22,819 Now clean out your "des." 29 00:01:22,862 --> 00:01:24,647 I removed the K so you'd understand 30 00:01:24,690 --> 00:01:26,692 how absurd "ya" sound. 31 00:01:26,736 --> 00:01:29,129 Oh, boy. Sorry, John Urblan. Bye. 32 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,218 Okay, sir, so that is the third assistant 33 00:01:31,262 --> 00:01:32,698 you've fired in three days. 34 00:01:32,742 --> 00:01:34,657 Because all the candidates are garbage. 35 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:37,050 Microsoft Word is not a special skill, 36 00:01:37,094 --> 00:01:38,748 Marcie Lux from South Orange. 37 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:40,924 Come on, look at the size of that stack of résumés. 38 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,447 There's got to be someone good. 39 00:01:42,490 --> 00:01:44,275 Oh, yes, perhaps I should keep an open mind. 40 00:01:44,318 --> 00:01:47,060 Perhaps cross-country skiing is a valuable skill 41 00:01:47,104 --> 00:01:50,107 in an office environment, Marcie Lux of South Orange. 42 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:51,804 Okay, so we can agree Marcie Lux is out of the mix. 43 00:01:51,848 --> 00:01:53,153 Well, they all are. 44 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,328 I'll just make do with no assistant. 45 00:01:54,372 --> 00:01:55,852 No, don't just give up. 46 00:01:55,895 --> 00:01:57,723 Maybe you haven't found the right person yet. 47 00:01:57,767 --> 00:01:59,290 I found Gina. Maybe I could try. 48 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,379 Okay. I suppose it's worth a shot. 49 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,076 I can always fire whoever you choose. 50 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,382 Yeah, that's the spirit. 51 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:07,167 Commence Operation: Nasty. 52 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:10,736 New Assistant Selection Team... 53 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:12,259 You. 54 00:02:12,303 --> 00:02:13,696 New Assistant Selection Team You? 55 00:02:13,739 --> 00:02:15,001 Yeah, don't worry about it. 56 00:02:15,045 --> 00:02:16,263 Everyone will just call it Nasty. 57 00:02:16,307 --> 00:02:18,744 You don't have to turn everything into a Thomas Cruise film. 58 00:02:18,788 --> 00:02:20,006 Why not? Movies are super fun. 59 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:21,268 Meanwhile, real life is very boring. 60 00:02:21,312 --> 00:02:22,835 That's why no one watches documentaries. 61 00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:24,228 Tell that to the man sitting next to me 62 00:02:24,271 --> 00:02:28,754 at last Saturday afternoon's screening of "Ryuichi Sakamoto: Coda." 63 00:02:28,798 --> 00:02:31,017 Was that man Kevin? 64 00:02:31,061 --> 00:02:32,279 - Yes. - All right, 65 00:02:32,323 --> 00:02:33,803 I'm gonna help you find a new assistant. 66 00:02:33,846 --> 00:02:35,718 Nasty is a go! 67 00:02:35,761 --> 00:02:37,284 Hey, can I talk to you guys? 68 00:02:37,328 --> 00:02:39,765 Ugh, you're not selling those crapola candy bars 69 00:02:39,809 --> 00:02:41,245 for your daughters' doomed basketball team again, are you? 70 00:02:41,288 --> 00:02:42,376 - Doomed? - Yeah. 71 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:43,508 They're terrible and you know it. 72 00:02:43,551 --> 00:02:45,336 Well, I'm not selling candy. 73 00:02:45,379 --> 00:02:46,990 That's next week. Please bring cash. 74 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:50,384 What I want to talk about is how our office has turned into a junkyard. 75 00:02:50,428 --> 00:02:52,125 Yeah, you know, this place is a mess. 76 00:02:52,169 --> 00:02:53,387 I mean, it's like an episode of "Hoarders." 77 00:02:53,431 --> 00:02:54,954 And not one of the funny ones, 78 00:02:54,998 --> 00:02:56,260 where they find a bunch of flat cats. 79 00:02:56,303 --> 00:02:59,219 The problem is, Commissioner Kelly is never gonna reopen the first floor. 80 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:01,091 We should just fire some of the uniforms. 81 00:03:01,134 --> 00:03:02,875 But not you. Uh, we couldn't survive 82 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:04,529 without you, Greg, and... 83 00:03:04,572 --> 00:03:05,530 also Greg? 84 00:03:05,573 --> 00:03:06,749 James and Michael. 85 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:08,315 No one is getting fired. 86 00:03:08,359 --> 00:03:09,969 We just need to organize this place. 87 00:03:10,013 --> 00:03:12,493 Nah, do what I do. Embrace the mess. 88 00:03:12,537 --> 00:03:14,408 You've got a bagel stuck to your sweater. 89 00:03:14,452 --> 00:03:17,890 Look, I don't want to sound like a Scully here, but I think it's hopeless. 90 00:03:17,934 --> 00:03:20,066 Nobody could organize this place. 91 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:21,807 - Nobody? - Here's what I need. 92 00:03:21,851 --> 00:03:23,417 Sticky notes, three sizes, ten colors. 93 00:03:23,461 --> 00:03:24,941 Permanent markers, clickable only. 94 00:03:24,984 --> 00:03:26,203 I don't want caps slowing us down. 95 00:03:26,246 --> 00:03:29,815 And I need garbage bags, 33 gallon, blackout, cinch top. 96 00:03:29,859 --> 00:03:30,816 What are you all still doing here? 97 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:32,470 Go, go, go! 98 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,472 Captain Holt, 99 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,909 I'd like to introduce you to your new assistant. 100 00:03:36,953 --> 00:03:38,432 Drumroll, please. 101 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:44,830 That's your drumroll? When a tempo isn't specified, 102 00:03:44,874 --> 00:03:46,789 any reasonable person would default to lento. 103 00:03:46,832 --> 00:03:48,834 Well, it's terrible, and you ruined a fun thing, 104 00:03:48,878 --> 00:03:52,533 but I would still like to introduce you to Mr. Gordon Lundt! 105 00:03:54,274 --> 00:03:56,233 Mr. Gordon Lundt! 106 00:03:57,147 --> 00:03:58,104 Gordon, you want to come in here? 107 00:03:58,148 --> 00:03:59,889 Oh, I'm so sorry. 108 00:03:59,932 --> 00:04:01,542 I was just deciding whether I should just go home. 109 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:05,459 The tone and tenor of your introduction make me worry that this is a "fun" office, 110 00:04:05,503 --> 00:04:07,070 which I would not enjoy. 111 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:08,245 Ehh? 112 00:04:08,288 --> 00:04:09,855 Hello, I'm Captain Raymond Holt, 113 00:04:09,899 --> 00:04:12,466 and I can assure you, this is not a fun office. 114 00:04:12,510 --> 00:04:14,033 Thank goodness. 115 00:04:14,077 --> 00:04:16,209 In that case, my interest is renewed. 116 00:04:16,253 --> 00:04:18,864 Here is my résumé. Oh, I'm feeling this. 117 00:04:18,908 --> 00:04:20,387 Are you guys feeling this? Gordon, why don't you 118 00:04:20,431 --> 00:04:22,041 tell Captain Holt a little bit about yourself? 119 00:04:22,085 --> 00:04:24,348 Where to begin? I'm 174 centimeters tall, 120 00:04:24,391 --> 00:04:28,308 I can type 103 words per minute with an error rate of 1.6%, 121 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:30,354 and I recently moved here from Philadelphia, 122 00:04:30,397 --> 00:04:32,269 which is the sixth most populous U.S. city. 123 00:04:32,312 --> 00:04:33,618 I understand the city of Philadelphia 124 00:04:33,661 --> 00:04:35,576 is coterminous with Philadelphia County, 125 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:38,579 making it the eighth-largest metropolitan statistical area. 126 00:04:38,623 --> 00:04:40,581 Yeah, Philly's cool. Isn't it fun 127 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:42,583 - just telling each other facts? - Yes. 128 00:04:42,627 --> 00:04:44,324 Well, I think I have all the information I need. 129 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,979 - Thank you for coming in, Mr. Lundt. - My pleasure. 130 00:04:47,023 --> 00:04:48,851 So... 131 00:04:48,894 --> 00:04:51,114 looks like Operation: Nasty is a full-on success, huh? 132 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:54,508 You mean Operation: Nasty Sex Slut. 133 00:04:54,552 --> 00:04:57,250 - Didn't you see him flirting with me? - No, I most definitely did not. 134 00:04:57,294 --> 00:04:58,904 Then you're a blind man and a prude to boot. 135 00:04:58,948 --> 00:05:00,384 Did you see his tie? A single Windsor. 136 00:05:00,427 --> 00:05:02,168 The easiest knot to undo. 137 00:05:02,212 --> 00:05:05,519 Why bother wearing any clothes at all? I think you badly misread that interaction. 138 00:05:05,563 --> 00:05:08,174 Please. He did everything but lick his lips and purr. 139 00:05:08,218 --> 00:05:11,090 Get rid of him, and bring me someone who can keep it in their slacks. 140 00:05:11,134 --> 00:05:12,570 Did someone say to take off our slacks? 141 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,311 No, not even close. 142 00:05:14,354 --> 00:05:18,315 Oh. Well, keep me posted. My dogs are barkin'. 143 00:05:18,358 --> 00:05:20,056 What dogs? 144 00:05:20,099 --> 00:05:22,536 Okay, Marie Kondo came up with a system 145 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:24,887 to unclutter your life. You look at an object, 146 00:05:24,930 --> 00:05:26,279 and if it doesn't bring you joy, 147 00:05:26,323 --> 00:05:28,281 you throw it away. Try it, Sarge. 148 00:05:28,325 --> 00:05:29,587 Hello, backup pair of suspenders. 149 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,067 Do you bring me joy? 150 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:34,374 Yes, because you have tab endings and a sweet leather yoke. 151 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,246 I'm so glad you're in my life. 152 00:05:36,289 --> 00:05:38,030 - I guess I'm keeping 'em. - Ooh, let me try. 153 00:05:38,074 --> 00:05:42,339 Hello, bag of old dried mushrooms. Do you bring me joy? Yes! 154 00:05:42,382 --> 00:05:46,038 You provide rich, earthy flavor to both soups and teas. 155 00:05:46,082 --> 00:05:47,997 I guess I'm keeping mine too. This is fun. 156 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,695 Guys, you can't keep everything. That defeats the purpose. 157 00:05:50,738 --> 00:05:53,002 I got this, Ames. Hello, unsolved case. 158 00:05:53,045 --> 00:05:54,438 Do you bring me joy? 159 00:05:54,481 --> 00:05:57,267 No, because you're boring and you're too hard. See ya. 160 00:05:57,310 --> 00:06:00,531 Personal items only, Scully. Get that case out of the trash. 161 00:06:00,574 --> 00:06:02,576 Oh, for Pete's sake. 162 00:06:03,621 --> 00:06:04,970 Sir, we need to talk about Gordon Lundt, 163 00:06:05,014 --> 00:06:06,276 and before you ask, 164 00:06:06,319 --> 00:06:07,973 - I have not fired him. - Yes, I noticed. 165 00:06:08,017 --> 00:06:10,062 He's been strutting around like a peacock, 166 00:06:10,106 --> 00:06:12,021 trying desperately to arouse me, 167 00:06:12,064 --> 00:06:14,023 his unwilling peahen. 168 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:15,589 Did you hear there's a barrel-making exhibit 169 00:06:15,633 --> 00:06:17,287 at the Brooklyn Museum of Industry? 170 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:19,071 Yes. 171 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:23,293 Has he no shame? The door was open. I think he wanted people to hear. 172 00:06:23,336 --> 00:06:25,948 Yeah, well, I didn't fire him because I thought you were being crazy 173 00:06:25,991 --> 00:06:29,212 and I wanted to change your mind, so I called all the places he used to work. 174 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:30,517 You didn't do that before you brought him in? 175 00:06:30,561 --> 00:06:33,999 What? No, you check references after there's a problem. That's hiring 101. 176 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:37,394 Anyways, it turns out he never worked at the Philadelphia PD. 177 00:06:37,437 --> 00:06:40,440 So he's a liar and a hussy? Why is he still here? 178 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:43,182 Because I started thinking, why would he lie? 179 00:06:43,226 --> 00:06:47,012 And the answer is: Because he's a spy, planted here 180 00:06:47,056 --> 00:06:48,622 by Commissioner Kelly. Think about it. 181 00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:50,711 You've been rounding up all the captains who oppose him. 182 00:06:50,755 --> 00:06:52,539 Kelly wants those names. 183 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:54,541 Gordon was sent here to seduce you. 184 00:06:54,585 --> 00:06:56,456 - He's a red sparrow. - You mean a honeypot. 185 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,284 Potato, tomato, but yes. 186 00:06:58,328 --> 00:07:00,765 He is the world's most boring sex spy, 187 00:07:00,808 --> 00:07:02,419 and he's here to infiltrate the Nine-Nine. 188 00:07:02,462 --> 00:07:05,335 No, this is just you still trying to make everything into a movie. 189 00:07:05,378 --> 00:07:07,119 This is the real world, Peralta. 190 00:07:07,163 --> 00:07:09,078 There are no spies in our midst. 191 00:07:09,121 --> 00:07:11,515 I'm sure Gordon just lied on his résumé to get a job. 192 00:07:11,558 --> 00:07:15,084 Oh, really? Then how come he's in this old staff photo 193 00:07:15,127 --> 00:07:16,476 from the Three-Six? 194 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,695 Kelly's old precinct? 195 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:20,263 You're right. Gordon's a honeypot. 196 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,307 Or a red sparrow. 197 00:07:21,351 --> 00:07:23,005 Buzz, buzz, little bee. 198 00:07:23,048 --> 00:07:24,267 Fly, bird, fly. 199 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:25,485 - Buzz. - Fly. 200 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:26,573 - Buzz. - Fly. 201 00:07:26,617 --> 00:07:29,228 - Buzz. - Fly. 202 00:07:29,272 --> 00:07:31,251 The point is, we're on the same page. He's a spy. 203 00:07:33,236 --> 00:07:34,326 Hey, Hitchcock. 204 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,500 God, you scared me. I've got a razor. 205 00:07:36,544 --> 00:07:38,067 Sorry. I need the bathroom. 206 00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:39,677 Fine, but you're lucky I didn't cut myself. 207 00:07:39,721 --> 00:07:41,549 Yep, sure am. 208 00:07:41,592 --> 00:07:44,377 Have a good one, buddy. 209 00:07:44,421 --> 00:07:45,988 - Any poopers? - None. 210 00:07:46,031 --> 00:07:47,337 What is this? Why are we meeting in the bathroom? 211 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:49,078 Super cool meeting spot. 212 00:07:49,121 --> 00:07:51,254 Don't roll your eyes at me, Daria. 213 00:07:51,297 --> 00:07:53,169 Commissioner Kelly sent a spy into our midst. 214 00:07:53,212 --> 00:07:55,171 This is happening. We need to talk about our plan. 215 00:07:55,214 --> 00:07:57,129 Okay, here it is. I'm going to fire him. 216 00:07:57,173 --> 00:07:58,348 You can't do that. 217 00:07:58,391 --> 00:07:59,523 In a movie, when you find out 218 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:01,090 someone's a spy, you don't fire them. 219 00:08:01,133 --> 00:08:02,526 You can either have them murdered... 220 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:04,441 - Not an option. - Yeah, I know, we're cops. 221 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,269 Blah, blah. No one likes this side of you. 222 00:08:06,312 --> 00:08:07,792 Or we can launch a counter-spying mission. 223 00:08:07,836 --> 00:08:09,533 I just want him out of the Nine-Nine. 224 00:08:09,577 --> 00:08:11,492 If we can prove that Kelly sent a spy 225 00:08:11,535 --> 00:08:13,755 into one of his own precincts to seduce a captain, 226 00:08:13,798 --> 00:08:15,539 it's gonna look really bad for him. 227 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:18,063 - And how will we prove that? - With Operation: Dragon. 228 00:08:18,107 --> 00:08:21,502 Don't Reveal Anything, Gordon's Our Nemesis. 229 00:08:21,545 --> 00:08:22,677 - No. - I worked so hard 230 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,156 on that acronym. You're not even 231 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,549 going to acknowledge it? All right, look, 232 00:08:25,593 --> 00:08:26,811 if Kelly's been communicating with Gordon, 233 00:08:26,855 --> 00:08:28,509 there has to be evidence on his laptop. 234 00:08:28,552 --> 00:08:30,336 Yeah, but he doesn't leave his computer unattended. 235 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:32,338 It's always in his bag, which he always has on his person. 236 00:08:32,382 --> 00:08:33,514 How do you know that? 237 00:08:33,557 --> 00:08:34,689 I've glanced at his work satchel. 238 00:08:34,732 --> 00:08:36,560 I'm married, but I'm still a man. 239 00:08:36,604 --> 00:08:38,344 Choosing to ignore that. Now, if there were only 240 00:08:38,388 --> 00:08:41,043 some place where they make you check your bag, 241 00:08:41,086 --> 00:08:44,394 like an airport, or even a museum? 242 00:08:44,437 --> 00:08:46,135 No. I couldn't. 243 00:08:46,178 --> 00:08:47,266 Couldn't you? 244 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:48,572 Mr. Lundt, would you like to go 245 00:08:48,616 --> 00:08:50,226 to the barrel-making exhibit this evening? 246 00:08:50,269 --> 00:08:52,445 Yes, Captain Holt. I could make time for that. 247 00:08:53,621 --> 00:08:55,536 I need a shower. 248 00:08:57,146 --> 00:08:59,322 Okay, I went through my desk and got rid of everything 249 00:08:59,365 --> 00:09:00,453 that didn't give me joy. 250 00:09:00,497 --> 00:09:01,585 You didn't get rid of anything. 251 00:09:01,629 --> 00:09:02,586 Because it all gives me joy. 252 00:09:02,630 --> 00:09:04,414 Picture of Nikolaj, joy. 253 00:09:04,457 --> 00:09:07,504 Cocktail napkin from my first date with Genevieve, joy. 254 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,724 Birthday card from my urologist, joy. 255 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,421 He was the only doctor of my entire 256 00:09:11,464 --> 00:09:13,118 urethral support staff who remembered. 257 00:09:13,162 --> 00:09:15,730 All right, I don't think Marie Kondo's gonna work here. 258 00:09:15,773 --> 00:09:18,080 We need something stronger. 259 00:09:18,123 --> 00:09:20,604 The Norwegian system: Munkensmat. 260 00:09:20,648 --> 00:09:23,694 It was designed by a radical group of Scandinavian organizers 261 00:09:23,738 --> 00:09:27,393 who are doing things with cubbies that would blow your minds. 262 00:09:27,437 --> 00:09:28,612 We need to Munkensmat. 263 00:09:28,656 --> 00:09:30,571 - "Munkensmat"? - Sexy, right? 264 00:09:30,614 --> 00:09:33,661 In Munkensmat, you get rid of all personal possessions 265 00:09:33,704 --> 00:09:35,663 - except one. - I can't do that. 266 00:09:35,706 --> 00:09:39,275 What, I'm just supposed to get rid of my great-grandfather's shoes? 267 00:09:39,318 --> 00:09:41,538 He had one baby foot. This is cruel. 268 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:44,193 Munkensmat isn't cruel. It's freeing. 269 00:09:44,236 --> 00:09:47,109 When you cling to these things, you cling to the past, 270 00:09:47,152 --> 00:09:49,633 and you don't leave room for new experiences. 271 00:09:49,677 --> 00:09:51,635 Okay, what one thing should I keep? 272 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,419 Hatchet or Blu-ray of "The Intern"? 273 00:09:53,463 --> 00:09:54,420 You can always watch "The Intern" online. 274 00:09:54,464 --> 00:09:55,770 Not the extras. 275 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:57,423 There's a virtual tour of Jules' kitchen. 276 00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:58,686 Monster. 277 00:09:58,729 --> 00:10:00,470 Well, Sarge, what's it gonna be, 278 00:10:00,513 --> 00:10:02,341 pictures of your kids or those suspenders? 279 00:10:02,385 --> 00:10:04,213 Terry can't throw his family away, 280 00:10:04,256 --> 00:10:06,868 but these are nice suspenders. 281 00:10:06,911 --> 00:10:08,478 Are they special in some kind of way? 282 00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:10,480 Damn, Amy, I told you about the leather yoke! 283 00:10:10,523 --> 00:10:13,178 Terry, you're clinging. 284 00:10:13,222 --> 00:10:15,311 - Munkensmat. - My turn. 285 00:10:15,354 --> 00:10:18,662 It's between my seizure medication and this fidget spinner. 286 00:10:18,706 --> 00:10:21,273 I think I made the right call. 287 00:10:21,317 --> 00:10:25,800 Uh-oh. I forgot that it lit up. I've made a terrible mistake. 288 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:30,935 Look at that. They put the sherry barrels right up front. 289 00:10:30,979 --> 00:10:33,721 Ugh. I hate it when museums pander to the tourists. 290 00:10:33,764 --> 00:10:35,548 Oh, I think you need to check your bag, Gordon. 291 00:10:35,592 --> 00:10:38,203 It's a small price to pay to make sure the barrels are protected. 292 00:10:38,247 --> 00:10:39,901 My thoughts exactly. 293 00:10:39,944 --> 00:10:41,729 - The package is headed your way. - Copy that. 294 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:44,906 This better work. I'm debasing myself out here. 295 00:10:44,949 --> 00:10:46,777 - What must people think? - Relax. 296 00:10:46,821 --> 00:10:49,345 There's literally no other people at this museum. 297 00:10:50,868 --> 00:10:53,915 Thank you very much. Here is $100. Pleasure doing business with you. 298 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:56,395 You know, you could have just stolen the bag, and wouldn't have noticed or cared. 299 00:10:56,439 --> 00:10:58,180 Ugh. Be better, Yanya. 300 00:10:58,223 --> 00:11:00,356 - Okay. - Yanya! 301 00:11:01,749 --> 00:11:05,361 Okay, sir, I am cloning the hard drive. You should only have to distract him for... 302 00:11:05,404 --> 00:11:07,580 three hours? Good Lord. 303 00:11:07,624 --> 00:11:09,539 Do you think that you can talk about barrels for three hours? 304 00:11:09,582 --> 00:11:11,280 Watch me. 305 00:11:11,323 --> 00:11:14,675 Ah, Gordon, take a gander at this brine barrel from 1787. 306 00:11:14,718 --> 00:11:18,330 It looks to me like the work of master hooper Josiah Wooldruff, 307 00:11:18,374 --> 00:11:20,811 who learned the craft from his father Jesiah Wooldruff, 308 00:11:20,855 --> 00:11:22,334 who in turn learned it from his. 309 00:11:22,378 --> 00:11:23,814 I'm already so bored. 310 00:11:23,858 --> 00:11:25,947 The slats are not flat. They're curved. 311 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:27,775 The base of the barrel is approximately 20... 312 00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:29,907 Every barrel is inspected before usage. 313 00:11:29,951 --> 00:11:32,518 The key is that the oak was cured and shaped 314 00:11:32,562 --> 00:11:34,433 by Josiah's cousin Joshua, 315 00:11:34,477 --> 00:11:36,522 who was a cooper and not a hooper. 316 00:11:36,566 --> 00:11:38,481 Wait, are you still at the same barrel? 317 00:11:38,524 --> 00:11:39,961 Please move on to another one. 318 00:11:40,004 --> 00:11:41,571 There are so many barrels in there. 319 00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:43,573 You know what? Let's look at that barrel. 320 00:11:43,616 --> 00:11:45,749 - Oh, thank God. - It's a brine barrel as well. 321 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,533 It was also made in the 1780s. 322 00:11:47,577 --> 00:11:49,927 In fact, it's identical to the last barrel. 323 00:11:49,971 --> 00:11:51,755 Let's review why that's interesting. 324 00:11:51,799 --> 00:11:54,279 No! 325 00:11:54,323 --> 00:11:56,368 Having each selected our one item, 326 00:11:56,412 --> 00:11:58,501 we move on to stage two, cleansing. 327 00:11:58,544 --> 00:12:00,242 In Munkensmat, you don't just throw away 328 00:12:00,285 --> 00:12:01,460 your discarded belongings. 329 00:12:01,504 --> 00:12:04,289 - You incinerate them. - What? Can't we just donate this stuff? 330 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:08,598 So you can go to Goodwill after work and buy back those suspenders you're so attached to? 331 00:12:08,641 --> 00:12:11,035 - No. - Now, in true Munkensmat, 332 00:12:11,079 --> 00:12:12,950 you pile all of your belongings on a raft, 333 00:12:12,994 --> 00:12:14,778 push it out to the icy sea, 334 00:12:14,822 --> 00:12:16,954 and set fire to it with a flaming arrow. 335 00:12:16,998 --> 00:12:18,956 But since we obviously don't have an archer... 336 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,480 I'm an archer. I have like six bows in my car. 337 00:12:21,524 --> 00:12:22,525 Really? 338 00:12:25,571 --> 00:12:26,790 Launch. 339 00:12:30,446 --> 00:12:32,491 Oh, Munkensmat. 340 00:12:32,535 --> 00:12:33,623 Munkensmat. 341 00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:35,320 Munkensmat! 342 00:12:36,582 --> 00:12:38,323 Have you reviewed the contents of Gordon's computer? 343 00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,455 Did you find anything? 344 00:12:39,498 --> 00:12:42,414 Uh, well, hem, haw... 345 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:43,807 Are you literally saying "hem" and "haw"? 346 00:12:43,851 --> 00:12:45,591 Look, I haven't found anything, okay? 347 00:12:45,635 --> 00:12:47,942 Not a single email between Kelly and Gordon. 348 00:12:47,985 --> 00:12:50,509 So I whored myself out at that museum for nothing. 349 00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:52,773 Not entirely for nothing. You know? We had fun. 350 00:12:52,816 --> 00:12:55,297 Sneaking around, bribing people, lying, stealing stuff. 351 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:58,039 Coming home and having my husband ask me why I smelled like barrels? 352 00:12:58,082 --> 00:12:59,562 Seriously? What did you say? 353 00:12:59,605 --> 00:13:00,824 I told him everything. He understood, 354 00:13:00,868 --> 00:13:02,826 until I showed him a picture of Gordon. 355 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:05,916 The thought of me at a museum with that ten? 356 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,744 He banished me to the guest room. 357 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,050 Captain Holt, are you in there? 358 00:13:09,093 --> 00:13:10,703 Oh, no, it's him. What does he want? 359 00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:13,054 Do you think he knows something happened at the Barrel Museum? 360 00:13:13,097 --> 00:13:15,752 I wanted to talk to you about something that happened at the Barrel Museum. 361 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,045 I think he knows. This is bad! 362 00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:19,625 Well, the longer we talk, the more suspicious it seems. 363 00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:21,758 - Tell him to come in. - Come in! 364 00:13:23,978 --> 00:13:25,980 Oh. I prefer to discuss this matter in private. 365 00:13:26,023 --> 00:13:27,503 Anything you have to say to me, you can say 366 00:13:27,546 --> 00:13:29,070 - in front of Peralta. - Very well. 367 00:13:29,113 --> 00:13:32,682 - I've been sent here to spy on you. - What? I am truly shocked. 368 00:13:32,725 --> 00:13:34,118 We are both shocked. 369 00:13:34,162 --> 00:13:36,947 Commissioner Kelly knows you're recruiting a team of captains to oppose him. 370 00:13:36,991 --> 00:13:38,862 He asked me to find out who they are. 371 00:13:38,906 --> 00:13:40,733 But I've decided I won't help him. 372 00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:43,519 - Why not? - Because... I've fallen in love with you. 373 00:13:43,562 --> 00:13:47,523 What? That is truly shocking. 374 00:13:47,566 --> 00:13:48,829 - For real this time. - What? 375 00:13:49,894 --> 00:13:51,199 The plan was for me to weaken your defenses 376 00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:52,810 with my brazen sexuality. 377 00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:54,159 I wouldn't say "brazen" 378 00:13:54,202 --> 00:13:55,792 so much as "completely undetectable." 379 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,668 I couldn't have been more obvious. I wore a single Windsor knot. 380 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,541 I might as well have a sign around my neck that reads "DTF." 381 00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:02,934 "Desiring Thorough Fornication." 382 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:04,109 - Nope. - Exactly. 383 00:14:04,152 --> 00:14:04,653 Oh. 384 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,154 At first, the flirting was just part of the ruse. 385 00:14:06,198 --> 00:14:07,199 It meant nothing to me. 386 00:14:07,242 --> 00:14:09,201 But then the Barrel Museum. 387 00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:10,637 - I fell hard. - Not surprising. 388 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,937 It is an erotically charged atmosphere. 389 00:14:12,938 --> 00:14:15,903 The curve of the slats, the rivets, the bilge, the bunghole. 390 00:14:15,947 --> 00:14:17,644 Okay, I am actually starting to hear the sex talk now. 391 00:14:17,687 --> 00:14:19,080 The bunghole is the least erotic part of the barrel. 392 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,560 - It's simply functional. - Sure. 393 00:14:20,603 --> 00:14:22,431 Sure, sure, sure, sure. Bunghole. Continue. 394 00:14:22,475 --> 00:14:24,303 Captain, I know nothing could ever happen between us, 395 00:14:24,346 --> 00:14:26,435 but I care about you too much to do Kelly's dirty work, 396 00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:28,002 which is why I'm tendering my resignation. 397 00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:29,438 That's very honorable. I accept. 398 00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:31,701 Oh, no, you don't. This could be our chance. 399 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,356 We can turn Kelly's agent into a double agent. 400 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,184 Double Dragon. 401 00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:37,707 Oh, it's all starting to happen. 402 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,580 I don't want to play these movie spy games, Peralta. 403 00:14:40,623 --> 00:14:42,408 - It could backfire. - Or it could frontfire. 404 00:14:42,451 --> 00:14:43,931 - What? - It worked. 405 00:14:43,975 --> 00:14:45,411 Gordon, do you have any hard proof 406 00:14:45,454 --> 00:14:46,978 - that Kelly sent you here? - Nothing in writing. 407 00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:48,196 We only communicate in person. 408 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,504 Okay, so you call Kelly, arrange for a meeting, then you wear a wire, 409 00:14:51,547 --> 00:14:53,910 and we have tape of the commissioner admitting that 410 00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:54,680 he's spying on one of his captains. 411 00:14:54,681 --> 00:14:57,379 It could work, but I could never put Gordon in that position. 412 00:14:57,423 --> 00:14:58,728 I would do anything for you, Captain Holt. 413 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,079 Thank you. And you can call me Raymond. 414 00:15:01,122 --> 00:15:02,558 Captain Raymond Holt. 415 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,387 - I don't think that's such a good idea. - You're right, too much. 416 00:15:05,431 --> 00:15:06,432 That should never have happened. 417 00:15:06,475 --> 00:15:07,737 - Agreed. - Wait, what? 418 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,436 Did something just happen? I've been standing here the whole time. 419 00:15:10,479 --> 00:15:12,264 What did I miss? 420 00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:14,048 What did I miss? 421 00:15:14,092 --> 00:15:15,528 What did I miss? 422 00:15:15,571 --> 00:15:17,486 Hey, can I take a couple photos of your desk? 423 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:19,532 I want to submit them to "Organizers Quarterly." 424 00:15:19,575 --> 00:15:20,620 - What? - There's a magazine 425 00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:22,361 - about organizing? - Yeah. 426 00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:24,406 I want to be featured as Organizer of the Month. 427 00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,017 Just imagine, me on the cover 428 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,149 with tons of scarves lying around. 429 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:29,716 I'm holding them up like, 430 00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:33,067 "This is too many scarves. We got to do something!" 431 00:15:33,111 --> 00:15:35,113 Okay. 432 00:15:35,156 --> 00:15:37,332 Ooh, now can you open the drawers? 433 00:15:37,376 --> 00:15:38,725 If you want to get featured, you got to show them 434 00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:40,205 what's under the skirt, know what I mean? 435 00:15:40,248 --> 00:15:42,598 Uh, no, there are case files in here. 436 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,731 I don't want any sensitive info to get out. 437 00:15:44,774 --> 00:15:46,167 I'll blur the personal stuff. 438 00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,735 Come on, this is the money shot. 439 00:15:50,171 --> 00:15:51,477 Seriously, Terry? 440 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,348 You didn't throw out the suspenders? 441 00:15:53,392 --> 00:15:55,568 What? That's not fair. 442 00:15:55,611 --> 00:15:57,700 I had to throw out Great Grandpa Ellen's bitty shoe! 443 00:15:57,744 --> 00:15:59,615 Why are you even holding on to these? 444 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,530 I've never seen you wear them. I haven't. 445 00:16:01,574 --> 00:16:04,055 I saw them at the store, and they're obviously way better 446 00:16:04,098 --> 00:16:05,404 than my normal suspenders. 447 00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:08,711 - Are they? - Yeah! Tab endings, leather yoke. 448 00:16:08,755 --> 00:16:10,235 I can't keep describing them. 449 00:16:10,278 --> 00:16:13,064 - All right, calm down. - I'm sorry. 450 00:16:13,107 --> 00:16:15,327 I bought them right before I took the lieutenant's exam. 451 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:17,590 I was gonna wear them on my first day as a lieutenant, 452 00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,374 but then I failed the test. 453 00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:22,029 I thought I'd keep them just in case I ever pass it, 454 00:16:22,073 --> 00:16:25,250 but I'll be honest. 455 00:16:25,293 --> 00:16:28,035 That's never gonna happen. 456 00:16:28,079 --> 00:16:29,471 I'll just throw them out. 457 00:16:29,515 --> 00:16:32,344 There. You can take your photo now. 458 00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,612 The deadline's tomorrow. 459 00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,179 We're just listening from afar. 460 00:16:41,222 --> 00:16:42,528 Do we really need to be in disguise? 461 00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:44,356 Yes, Carmine. Yes, we do. 462 00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:47,359 Oh, I forgot to tell you. Your cover is Carmine Frunch. 463 00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:49,143 You have emphysema, and your best friend is your pet bird. 464 00:16:49,187 --> 00:16:50,753 I'm not sure I like this persona. 465 00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:52,494 Well, if you make it too cool, it's not believable. 466 00:16:52,538 --> 00:16:54,453 By the way, my name is Jackson Fox. 467 00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:57,195 I'm an NBA player, and LeBron James is my best friend. 468 00:16:57,238 --> 00:16:59,066 Oh, here comes Kelly. 469 00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,199 So, Mr. Lundt. Good to see you. 470 00:17:01,242 --> 00:17:02,330 What's all this about? 471 00:17:02,374 --> 00:17:03,592 Captain Holt and the Nine-Nine. 472 00:17:03,636 --> 00:17:05,377 That's it, Gordon. Lure him in. 473 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,205 He's plotting against you with a group of captains. 474 00:17:07,248 --> 00:17:10,208 I'm only here because he asked me to help him entrap you. 475 00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:12,471 - What is happening? - He's triple-crossing us. 476 00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:14,560 Holt is listening in from that surveillance vehicle. 477 00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:16,344 Hey, Gordon, can you still hear me? 478 00:17:16,388 --> 00:17:18,781 - Yes. - You are blowing this, man! 479 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,606 Oh, hi, Raymond. Good to see you. 480 00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:24,303 - Pull up a chair. - Cut the crap. 481 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:27,175 Stop masking your evil with a candy cane smile. 482 00:17:27,219 --> 00:17:28,829 Ooh, I love candy canes. 483 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,527 Everyone loves candy canes, John Kelly. 484 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,006 Now admit you sent in this boring bastard 485 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,356 to honeypot Holt. 486 00:17:33,399 --> 00:17:34,618 It feels like you two are the spies 487 00:17:34,661 --> 00:17:36,837 based on your disguises, et cetera. 488 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,057 Nuh-uh. This is who we actually are. 489 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,450 A professional basketball player 490 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,321 and a guy with a bird friend. 491 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,323 Oh, it's not just about disguises. 492 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,021 Everything that you recorded on your wire 493 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:50,634 clearly indicates that I was the one being spied on. 494 00:17:50,677 --> 00:17:51,635 - Ow. - Case closed. 495 00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:53,332 Pretty cool, huh? 496 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,029 I can't wait to play that tape for the mayor. 497 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,640 You are gonna look so bad, Raymond. 498 00:17:56,683 --> 00:17:57,641 You're never gonna get away with this, Kelly. 499 00:17:57,684 --> 00:17:59,033 Oh, I already have. 500 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,513 Worked out better than I expected. 501 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,950 I just sent Lundt in to find out which captains 502 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,126 you'd rallied against me, and then you decided 503 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:08,608 you wanted to bug the commissioner of the NYPD: 504 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,045 Somebody shot themselves in the foot. 505 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,525 Hey, do me a favor. 506 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:15,006 Put your resignation on my desk in the morning. 507 00:18:15,049 --> 00:18:16,486 I'm so sorry, sir. This is all my fault. 508 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,314 Double Dragon was a debacle. 509 00:18:18,357 --> 00:18:20,185 Yes, it was. 510 00:18:20,228 --> 00:18:23,928 If only someone had thought to plan a backup operation. 511 00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:26,191 - Did you do something cool? - I did something very cool. 512 00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:27,888 While I was banished to the guest room, 513 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,542 I flipped across one of those Thomas Cruise films 514 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:32,371 on Home Box Office, and I realized something. 515 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:36,288 On a spy mission, there's always another twist. 516 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,594 - What are you saying? - I'm saying I knew 517 00:18:37,637 --> 00:18:39,552 you would triple-cross our double-cross, 518 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:42,381 so I planted a microphone in the napkin holder. 519 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:43,904 There's one in the flowerpot. 520 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,993 Ketchup, mustard. There are mics in both. 521 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,560 - Where? - In the tips. 522 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,432 Oh, this is so great. Where else are there mics? 523 00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:50,520 - Nowhere. - Oh. 524 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,261 But there are cameras! 525 00:18:53,305 --> 00:18:55,263 There's a camera, there's a camera, 526 00:18:55,307 --> 00:18:56,917 and there's a camera. 527 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,615 I've got you on tape, Kelly. You're screwed. 528 00:18:58,658 --> 00:19:00,617 The only thing that's gonna be on your desk in the morning 529 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,401 is a list of my demands. 530 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,403 Triple Dragon is complete. 531 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,927 - You named it. - Not only did I name it, 532 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,277 Triple Dragon is an acronym. 533 00:19:09,321 --> 00:19:10,714 Two Righteous Individuals 534 00:19:10,757 --> 00:19:12,585 Performing Law Enforcement Directives Rapidly 535 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,066 Against Gordon Our Nemesis. Triple Dragon! 536 00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:18,243 This is the best thing that's ever happened! 537 00:19:18,286 --> 00:19:20,071 I mean, not for you, obviously. 538 00:19:20,114 --> 00:19:21,986 It's bad for you. 539 00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:24,423 What is all this junk on my desk? 540 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,294 It's not very Munkensmat. 541 00:19:26,338 --> 00:19:28,296 They're study materials for the lieutenant's exam. 542 00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:29,428 You can't give up. 543 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,429 You're gonna take the exam again, 544 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,561 you're gonna ace it, 545 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,258 and then you're gonna wear these. 546 00:19:33,301 --> 00:19:34,520 My lieutenant suspenders. 547 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,043 You fished them out of the trash. 548 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,132 No, they were covered in precinct goo, 549 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,351 but I got you a new pair, 550 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,744 - leather yoke and all. - Aw. 551 00:19:40,787 --> 00:19:42,354 Some things are worth clinging to. 552 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,355 I was wrong. 553 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,574 Or Niles Bunkampf, 554 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,663 the inventor of Munkensmat, was wrong. 555 00:19:46,706 --> 00:19:49,143 - Yeah, that guy's an idiot. - Was an idiot. 556 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:51,450 He got rid of all his objects, including his clothes, 557 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,669 and froze to death in a snowdrift. 558 00:19:52,712 --> 00:19:54,148 Why didn't you tell us that 559 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,585 before we burned all our treasures? 560 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,456 Eight framed photos of my dad, up in flames. 561 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,023 So does this mean we can start 562 00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:00,328 keeping personal objects in the office again? 563 00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:02,461 Yes, on one condition. 564 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,550 No one tells Bruce from "Organizers Quarterly." 565 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:07,161 I'm definitely not gonna reach out to Bruce. 566 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,989 Oh, thank you. 567 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,382 You're a good friend. 568 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,647 Ah, good morning, Captain Holt. 569 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,214 You're looking refreshed. 570 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,172 Interesting. I didn't sleep a wink. 571 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:21,262 Let's just say Kevin no longer has me in the guest room. 572 00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:24,657 Nice. My two dads, straight smashin' it. 573 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,225 Sorry, that came out weird. Title of your sex tape. 574 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,183 But more importantly, how did it go with Commissioner Kelly? 575 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,750 I gave him a list of my demands, 576 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,187 and he's agreed to back off of vigilant policing. 577 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,146 - Whoa, that's amazing. - But that's not all. 578 00:20:35,189 --> 00:20:37,017 I also got something for the precinct. 579 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,802 Is it a fighter jet? How did you get a fighter jet? 580 00:20:38,845 --> 00:20:40,325 We don't have the budget for that. 581 00:20:40,368 --> 00:20:41,674 - It's not a fighter jet. - Aw. 582 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,763 I got him to reopen the first floor. 583 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,507 It's back to normal. 584 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:49,813 It's beautiful. 585 00:20:49,856 --> 00:20:51,336 Thank you, sir. 586 00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:53,164 I couldn't have done it without you. 587 00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:54,687 As a matter of fact, I'd like to take you out tonight 588 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:55,688 for a thank-you dinner. 589 00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,255 Oh, I would love that, 590 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,691 but I'm gonna have to take a rain check, 591 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,301 'cause Amy and I already have plans. 592 00:21:00,345 --> 00:21:03,043 Although I'm pretty sure you would approve. 593 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:05,132 So this is a brine barrel. 594 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,612 It's made by Josiah Wooldruff, 595 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:09,789 who learned the craft from his father Jesiah Wooldruff, 596 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,443 who in turn learned... You know what? 597 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,618 This was a terrible idea. I'm sorry. 598 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:14,446 - Don't you dare stop. - Oh. 599 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,621 Okay. 600 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:18,232 Josiah's cousin Joshua was a cooper, 601 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:19,364 not a hooper. 602 00:21:19,407 --> 00:21:20,713 Oh, mama. 603 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,715 - Not a doctor. - Shh. 604 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,804 Fremulon.