1 00:00:04,068 --> 00:00:06,272 And now on to new business. Peralta. 2 00:00:06,313 --> 00:00:07,635 There's a case I'd like you to handle. 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,174 Methodist Hospital called this morning. 4 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,657 Apparently, a 38-year-old investment banker 5 00:00:11,743 --> 00:00:13,548 was admitted last night with a broken penis. 6 00:00:13,634 --> 00:00:15,118 - It looks like... - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 7 00:00:15,203 --> 00:00:17,126 There's a finance guy with a broken dong? 8 00:00:17,212 --> 00:00:19,558 Uh, methinks some "Wolf of Wall Street" style 9 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:22,141 shenana-googles have taken place this day. 10 00:00:22,227 --> 00:00:23,935 Anyone care to wager a guess as to how this happened? 11 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:25,605 Yeah, I bet he dipped it in a pile of cocaine, 12 00:00:25,690 --> 00:00:27,670 got it real numb, and then hit a croquet ball with it. 13 00:00:27,755 --> 00:00:29,416 - Totally possible. - He probably sat on it. 14 00:00:29,501 --> 00:00:31,095 - So it got under his butt. - Happens all the time. 15 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:32,728 - Sure do. - Ugh, you guys are horrible. 16 00:00:32,813 --> 00:00:34,798 And you're wrong because he was clearly driving 17 00:00:34,884 --> 00:00:36,611 his Bentley naked, tried to pee out the window, 18 00:00:36,696 --> 00:00:40,118 and was then struck by a goose on the wang. 19 00:00:40,204 --> 00:00:42,050 Is that what happened, sir? Was he struck by a goose? 20 00:00:42,135 --> 00:00:43,557 He was actually struck by a female coworker 21 00:00:43,642 --> 00:00:45,587 who claims he attempted to sexually assault her. 22 00:00:45,673 --> 00:00:47,282 I really wish you had 23 00:00:47,368 --> 00:00:48,635 stopped us before we started guessing. 24 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:49,834 I'm not responsible for that. 25 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:51,542 Now due to the sensitive subject matter, 26 00:00:51,628 --> 00:00:53,066 I think it makes sense to partner Peralta with... 27 00:00:53,151 --> 00:00:54,883 Me? Because I'm the best at sex? 28 00:00:54,974 --> 00:00:56,521 No, Hitchcock. In fact, you know what? 29 00:00:56,607 --> 00:00:58,837 This isn't your week. Why don't you take a few days off? 30 00:00:58,923 --> 00:01:00,017 Sweet! 31 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,480 - Have fun working, cucks! - What? 32 00:01:02,566 --> 00:01:04,524 Captain, I'd like to work the case with Jake. 33 00:01:04,610 --> 00:01:05,545 I have the time. 34 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:06,668 I'm three weeks ahead on my paperwork. 35 00:01:06,753 --> 00:01:08,917 Fine. Santiago and Peralta, talk to both parties. 36 00:01:09,003 --> 00:01:10,721 Get to the bottom of this broken penis. 37 00:01:10,807 --> 00:01:13,525 Wait. I just want to say I think it's sad 38 00:01:13,610 --> 00:01:15,901 that we as a society can no longer laugh at the phrase 39 00:01:15,987 --> 00:01:18,042 "broken penis," and it is my dream 40 00:01:18,127 --> 00:01:21,922 that we one day shall again. Team Broken Penis on three. 41 00:01:22,008 --> 00:01:23,727 - One, two, three... - Broken penis! 42 00:01:23,813 --> 00:01:25,040 Yeah, probably should've seen that coming. 43 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:30,547 Season 06 Episode 08 44 00:01:30,866 --> 00:01:33,601 Episode Title : "He Said, She Said". 45 00:01:40,474 --> 00:01:43,419 Sync corrections by srjanapala. 46 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,192 Mr. Haggerty, please have a seat. 47 00:01:49,878 --> 00:01:52,800 Oh, you can stand if that's more comfortable. 48 00:01:52,886 --> 00:01:54,166 No, it's cool. 49 00:01:54,251 --> 00:01:55,894 The doctor said I need to change positions 50 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:58,035 frequently so I don't form a penile clot. 51 00:01:58,121 --> 00:02:00,272 Oh, I'm not gonna barf, so on that note, 52 00:02:00,357 --> 00:02:02,635 please explain the events that led to your diaper. 53 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,161 So last night I was giving my coworker, 54 00:02:04,246 --> 00:02:05,597 Keri, some pointers on her trades. 55 00:02:05,683 --> 00:02:07,479 Told her "lever up on VTC." 56 00:02:07,564 --> 00:02:09,543 There's no fat tail on the vol's wicked low." 57 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:10,700 I just didn't want her to chump it. 58 00:02:10,785 --> 00:02:13,090 Right, and you spoke that way because you were... 59 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,719 - snowboarding? - No, we were in my office. 60 00:02:14,804 --> 00:02:16,288 - Yeah. - Anyway, she just flipped out 61 00:02:16,373 --> 00:02:17,637 and hit me with my favorite golf club. 62 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:19,324 Ms. Brennan is claiming she attacked you 63 00:02:19,409 --> 00:02:20,941 in self-defense after you sexually 64 00:02:21,027 --> 00:02:23,128 - assaulted her. - Yeah, because she's crazy. 65 00:02:23,213 --> 00:02:25,197 I know we're not supposed to say that about women. 66 00:02:25,282 --> 00:02:27,458 I usually wouldn't go there because I'm a huge advocate. 67 00:02:27,543 --> 00:02:29,583 I mean, I'm the kind of guy who thinks Kathryn Bigelow 68 00:02:29,668 --> 00:02:31,082 should direct the next "Star Wars." 69 00:02:31,168 --> 00:02:33,183 I've said that out loud to other men. 70 00:02:33,269 --> 00:02:34,796 Thank you, Mr. Haggerty. We'll be in touch. 71 00:02:34,881 --> 00:02:37,105 Great, thanks. I'm gonna stand up now. 72 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:42,787 Captain, sorry to interrupt. 73 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:45,225 I just got off the phone with the Department of Corrections. 74 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:48,462 They wanted me to let you know that Ernest Zumowski died. 75 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:50,205 My goodness. 76 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,552 It's been a while since I've heard that name. 77 00:02:52,637 --> 00:02:53,992 I hunted him for years 78 00:02:54,077 --> 00:02:57,858 and finally caught him and put an end to his bloodlust. 79 00:02:57,989 --> 00:03:02,162 In some sick way, I am who I am because of Ernest Zumowski. 80 00:03:02,331 --> 00:03:04,782 - AKA... - The Disco Strangler. 81 00:03:04,868 --> 00:03:06,584 Oh, so you knew who I was talking about? 82 00:03:06,716 --> 00:03:08,069 Yeah, sir, you talk about him a lot. 83 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,007 - You know, the yo-yo was his... - Calling card. 84 00:03:10,092 --> 00:03:12,615 Oh, I mentioned that too? So how'd he die? 85 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:14,295 He was in a prison transport van, 86 00:03:14,381 --> 00:03:15,864 and he got in a terrible accident. 87 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:17,998 It burst into flames, and he was trapped inside. 88 00:03:19,998 --> 00:03:22,756 Well, well, well, he finally did it. 89 00:03:22,842 --> 00:03:24,983 - Died horribly? - Escaped. 90 00:03:25,235 --> 00:03:27,686 Just like he said he would all those years ago. 91 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,209 I'll be coming back for you. 92 00:03:29,295 --> 00:03:32,713 I'm just like disco, baby. I will never die. 93 00:03:32,872 --> 00:03:36,061 True, disco will never die, but you will... 94 00:03:36,147 --> 00:03:38,031 - In your cell, punk. - In your cell, punk. 95 00:03:38,145 --> 00:03:40,871 Oh, so I've told that part of the story as well? 96 00:03:40,957 --> 00:03:43,287 Yes, at every Christmas party. 97 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:45,010 Sir, I am the first to tout 98 00:03:45,095 --> 00:03:46,878 the capabilities of senior citizens. 99 00:03:47,045 --> 00:03:48,546 I have made love to many, 100 00:03:48,631 --> 00:03:49,981 but the Disco Strangler is over 80. 101 00:03:50,066 --> 00:03:51,983 I doubt that he could pull off an escape like this. 102 00:03:52,068 --> 00:03:53,631 Oh, that's what he wants you to think. 103 00:03:53,717 --> 00:03:55,487 You're both underestimating him. 104 00:03:55,572 --> 00:03:57,334 I know 28 other people who did that, 105 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:58,922 and they all ended up with yo-yos 106 00:03:59,008 --> 00:04:00,210 - around their throats. - Necks. - Necks. 107 00:04:00,295 --> 00:04:02,108 Nope, I said "throats," not necks, 108 00:04:02,194 --> 00:04:04,663 which means I haven't told that story too many times. 109 00:04:04,748 --> 00:04:07,233 All right, lace up your dancing shoes 110 00:04:07,319 --> 00:04:11,342 because it's time to catch this disco bastard. 111 00:04:11,623 --> 00:04:13,197 Thank you for coming in, Ms. Brennan. 112 00:04:13,283 --> 00:04:15,606 Can you describe your working relationship with Mr. Haggerty? 113 00:04:15,691 --> 00:04:18,193 Absolutely. Seth hired me three years ago 114 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,679 to help with large-scale statistical arbitrage 115 00:04:20,764 --> 00:04:23,131 and ever since we've been at a steady 18% yield. 116 00:04:23,217 --> 00:04:24,241 I didn't know most of those words, 117 00:04:24,326 --> 00:04:25,530 but I'm assuming it means you're good at business. 118 00:04:25,615 --> 00:04:27,851 I am good. I brought in $168 million 119 00:04:27,937 --> 00:04:29,120 to the firm last quarter. 120 00:04:29,205 --> 00:04:30,561 Wow, that's a lot of money. 121 00:04:30,647 --> 00:04:32,690 Where do you keep it all? It's in a computer. 122 00:04:32,776 --> 00:04:34,069 I've watched too much "DuckTales." 123 00:04:34,154 --> 00:04:35,860 No, you can never watch too much "DuckTales." 124 00:04:35,945 --> 00:04:37,756 It's my dream to have a gold coin pool. 125 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,428 - Like Scrooge McD. Continue. - Look. 126 00:04:39,514 --> 00:04:41,506 I love my job, and I'm really good at it. 127 00:04:41,592 --> 00:04:44,264 I would never do anything to jeopardize what I have, 128 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:45,701 and I'm not a violent person, 129 00:04:45,787 --> 00:04:48,045 but last night Seth crossed a line. 130 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,861 Can you tell us what happened? 131 00:04:50,254 --> 00:04:52,748 I was working late, and he called me into his office. 132 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,284 He had clearly been drinking, 133 00:04:54,456 --> 00:04:56,148 and before I knew it, he pushed me into a desk 134 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:57,445 and he tried to take my clothes off. 135 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,217 So I grabbed his stupid golf club 136 00:04:59,303 --> 00:05:00,679 and I hit him in the Cookie Monster, 137 00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:02,382 which is what he calls his penis, by the way. 138 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:03,553 - Gross. - He's the worst. 139 00:05:03,639 --> 00:05:05,006 My only regret is that I didn't get 140 00:05:05,091 --> 00:05:06,843 in two extra whacks for each of his testicles. 141 00:05:06,928 --> 00:05:08,421 What does he call those? Bert and Ernie? 142 00:05:08,506 --> 00:05:09,529 You are actually correct. 143 00:05:09,615 --> 00:05:11,154 Ugh, I hate that I got that right. 144 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,428 So in conclusion: 145 00:05:12,514 --> 00:05:14,451 the burns on Zumowski's body are consistent 146 00:05:14,537 --> 00:05:16,170 with a massive vehicle fire. 147 00:05:16,256 --> 00:05:18,639 - If this even is his body. - Excuse me? 148 00:05:18,725 --> 00:05:20,808 We're talking about the Disco Strangler... 149 00:05:20,901 --> 00:05:22,907 a serial killer, who for six years 150 00:05:22,993 --> 00:05:25,694 stayed one step ahead of the entire NYPD: 151 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,762 Not sure he had many steps left in him, sir. 152 00:05:27,848 --> 00:05:28,801 - Take a look. - Aw. 153 00:05:28,887 --> 00:05:31,949 - He looks fragile and sweet. - Sweet as poison pie. 154 00:05:32,035 --> 00:05:33,886 Were you able to match the dental records 155 00:05:33,972 --> 00:05:36,057 - to the Disco Strangler? - No, the body had no teeth. 156 00:05:36,142 --> 00:05:37,758 - Well, that's suspicious. - Not really. 157 00:05:37,929 --> 00:05:39,240 Zumowski didn't have any teeth either. 158 00:05:39,325 --> 00:05:41,316 - Due to him being very old? - Yes. 159 00:05:41,402 --> 00:05:44,470 What about the fact that this corpse is 71 inches tall 160 00:05:44,715 --> 00:05:46,762 when the Disco Strangler was 76? 161 00:05:46,885 --> 00:05:47,848 He shrank over time. 162 00:05:47,934 --> 00:05:48,931 Is that another old person thing? 163 00:05:49,017 --> 00:05:50,699 Yes, it is. Another old person thing. 164 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,465 - Mm-hmm. - We also have a DNA match 165 00:05:52,559 --> 00:05:53,608 between hair on the head 166 00:05:53,694 --> 00:05:55,137 of this body and the Disco Strangler. 167 00:05:55,223 --> 00:05:56,645 Sir, this is clearly Zumowski. 168 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:57,777 And that's a good thing. 169 00:05:57,863 --> 00:05:59,483 You can finally say good-bye to your nemesis. 170 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,966 Thanks, sergeant. That's a nice thought. 171 00:06:01,051 --> 00:06:03,090 For an idiot to have. Look at this. 172 00:06:03,176 --> 00:06:04,259 A dirty little string? 173 00:06:04,549 --> 00:06:05,665 Oh, it's not just any old string. 174 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:08,267 It's a yo-yo string, the most dangerous part of the yo-yo. 175 00:06:08,353 --> 00:06:09,962 The Strangler wanted me to find this. 176 00:06:10,048 --> 00:06:12,751 He's out there, and he's taunting me. 177 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,709 Okay, Ms. Brennan, we've discussed it, 178 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:18,511 and we think you should file charges 179 00:06:18,596 --> 00:06:20,486 against Mr. Haggerty for sexual assault. 180 00:06:20,572 --> 00:06:23,256 Now, I'm not gonna lie to you, it's a difficult process... 181 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,228 Actually, I'm gonna stop you right there. 182 00:06:25,528 --> 00:06:27,095 I don't wanna press charges. 183 00:06:27,181 --> 00:06:29,001 The firm just offered me $2.5 million 184 00:06:29,087 --> 00:06:31,404 if I sign an NDA and let this slide. 185 00:06:31,490 --> 00:06:33,467 Wait, so you're gonna let Seth get off Scot-free? 186 00:06:33,553 --> 00:06:34,846 Well, that money would go a long way 187 00:06:34,931 --> 00:06:36,626 towards the Scrooge pool. Sorry, ignore me. 188 00:06:36,712 --> 00:06:38,198 - "DuckTales." Woo-oo. - I mean, I think 189 00:06:38,283 --> 00:06:39,415 I have to take it. 190 00:06:39,612 --> 00:06:41,704 This is a "he said, she said," situation. 191 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:43,228 I know how that goes down. 192 00:06:43,314 --> 00:06:45,587 No one's gonna convict him on my word alone. 193 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,690 The system's as broken as Seth's dong. 194 00:06:47,858 --> 00:06:49,757 No, it's not. I'm the system. 195 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,159 And I'm nothing like Seth's dong. 196 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,961 It feels like we can move off this analogy. 197 00:06:53,047 --> 00:06:55,029 Just don't sign that NDA right now. 198 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,765 Give us a chance to bring this guy to justice. 199 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,000 And how are you gonna do that? 200 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,951 By working our asses off to find proof 201 00:07:00,036 --> 00:07:01,510 that he assaulted you, and when we do, 202 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,501 he will go to jail for what he did. 203 00:07:04,356 --> 00:07:06,337 I really think we can get him. 204 00:07:08,402 --> 00:07:11,415 Okay. Yeah, let's do this. 205 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,383 Oh, man, I'm reading Keri's statement. 206 00:07:16,468 --> 00:07:18,517 If I was a woman, I would not work in finance. 207 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:21,040 Oh, because it's so easy for women everywhere else. 208 00:07:21,126 --> 00:07:22,720 Okay, I can tell that I am in trouble. 209 00:07:22,806 --> 00:07:23,847 You're not in trouble. 210 00:07:23,932 --> 00:07:25,626 I just don't think that men understand 211 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,611 how different everything is for us. 212 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,588 I can think of a million examples from this week alone. 213 00:07:29,673 --> 00:07:31,072 Oh, sick! 214 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:32,454 Oh, sick! 215 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:34,035 - Have a great day. - Oh, thanks. 216 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,404 - You too. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,939 You have a beautiful mouth. Have a great day. 218 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,454 Excuse me, Miss, do you know where 219 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:40,956 I can find a police officer? 220 00:07:41,283 --> 00:07:43,045 Uh, sir, you're a police officer, right? 221 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,612 - Yeah, I'm a detective. - Oh, thank God. 222 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:45,980 I'm in uniform! 223 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,423 Oh, that's why you yelled that. 224 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:48,629 I thought you were just excited 225 00:07:48,714 --> 00:07:50,044 about your general love of uniforms. 226 00:07:50,129 --> 00:07:52,057 Usually when I yell that, it is because of my love 227 00:07:52,142 --> 00:07:54,275 of uniforms but not today. 228 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:56,291 Today it was because of that sexist jerk. 229 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:59,717 God, how many creeps have I not noticed before... oh, no. 230 00:07:59,803 --> 00:08:01,830 The fruit seller guy on our corner, is he a creep? 231 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,332 No, he's a real gentleman, which is surprising 232 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,415 because he's always holding those two cantaloupes 233 00:08:06,501 --> 00:08:08,717 and the opportunity to be gross is right there. 234 00:08:08,803 --> 00:08:10,304 Is it? I've never even noticed that before. 235 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:12,240 I never wanted to make a comment or anything 236 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,843 - like that and thought better. - Anyways. 237 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,812 I am genuinely very sorry 238 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,822 that this is something you have to go through all the time. 239 00:08:18,907 --> 00:08:20,548 It's okay. I'm used to it. 240 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:21,783 That's even sadder. 241 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,852 I know. But you know what's not sad? 242 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,506 That Keri didn't take that insane amount 243 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:26,688 of hush money, and now we get 244 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,015 - to put a bad guy in jail. - Amen. 245 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:30,070 Wait, her firm offered her a big deal and you told her 246 00:08:30,155 --> 00:08:31,209 - not to take it? - Yeah. 247 00:08:31,295 --> 00:08:32,327 Because that would mean letting 248 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:33,662 a sexual assaulter go free. 249 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,499 Do you have any physical evidence to prove that he did it? 250 00:08:35,584 --> 00:08:36,462 No. 251 00:08:36,547 --> 00:08:37,923 So it sounds like he might go free anyway. 252 00:08:38,008 --> 00:08:40,467 I mean, at least if she takes the deal, she won't walk away with nothing. 253 00:08:40,552 --> 00:08:42,012 I'm surprised you feel like that. 254 00:08:42,098 --> 00:08:43,045 You're such a feminist. 255 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,139 I feel like maybe I shouldn't be here. 256 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,803 I am a feminist, but I'm also a realist. 257 00:08:45,889 --> 00:08:46,775 I'm just looking out for the victim. 258 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,515 Or should I be here because men should be part of the conversation? 259 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,709 Let's say best case scenario you do find evidence. 260 00:08:50,842 --> 00:08:53,014 She's still gonna have to go through a very public trial 261 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,539 where they drag her name through the mud. 262 00:08:54,624 --> 00:08:56,051 Even if she wins, she still loses. 263 00:08:56,147 --> 00:08:57,390 It's two steps forward, one step back. 264 00:08:57,475 --> 00:08:59,609 I've landed on active listening. I will no longer be chiming in. 265 00:08:59,694 --> 00:09:01,475 Yeah, but when one person comes forward, 266 00:09:01,561 --> 00:09:03,262 it inspires others to speak up. 267 00:09:03,348 --> 00:09:04,860 And that's a hell of a lot better than taking 268 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,828 a deal that lets sexual predators walk free. 269 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,287 Dude, obviously, I get that. 270 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:11,483 I'm just saying, remember that there's a very real woman here 271 00:09:11,577 --> 00:09:13,093 whose career and life are gonna be affected 272 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,334 by you pursuing this case. 273 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,405 I'm just saying, consider what's best for her. 274 00:09:20,985 --> 00:09:23,911 All right, the state police is deploying 30 men 275 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,366 and four helicopters to comb the area of the accident. 276 00:09:26,452 --> 00:09:27,883 I felt comfortable saying 277 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:32,420 this disco-man has danced his last disco dance. 278 00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:35,323 Sir, it's fun to see you breaking out the old lingo, 279 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,147 but do you think you're jumping the gun? 280 00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:39,483 All the evidence points to the Strangler being dead. 281 00:09:39,569 --> 00:09:41,196 - Not all the evidence. - Right. 282 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:44,266 The random piece of thread you think is a yo-yo string. 283 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,400 It is a yo-yo string. 284 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,335 The most dangerous part of the yo-yo. 285 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,061 It just feels like you're trying to relive 286 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:50,717 - your glory days. - Absurd. 287 00:09:50,803 --> 00:09:52,639 Well, what do you have in that box over there? 288 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:56,100 Memories and keepsakes of my greatest cases. 289 00:09:56,186 --> 00:09:58,537 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - To remind me 290 00:09:58,652 --> 00:10:00,170 of the Strangler's MO. 291 00:10:00,302 --> 00:10:01,756 He always seduced an accomplice 292 00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,673 into doing his fiendish bidding. 293 00:10:03,925 --> 00:10:05,592 I bet it was the van driver. 294 00:10:05,678 --> 00:10:07,388 You mean the woman who was thrown violently 295 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,194 from the vehicle and just barely survived? 296 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,831 Yeah, I'm sure she was very "badly injured." 297 00:10:11,957 --> 00:10:14,174 Sorry if my voice is raspy. 298 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,194 They just took the breathing tube out. 299 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,364 - But they left the BS in? - Good God. 300 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,935 - Whoa. - So, Ms. Park, 301 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,437 it says in my file that you drove Mr. Zumowski 302 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,372 - on multiple occasions. - Yes. 303 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,743 Because he had to go to the hospital a lot. 304 00:10:26,909 --> 00:10:28,459 He was very, very old. 305 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,161 - She's clearly been seduced. - She has? 306 00:10:30,247 --> 00:10:32,006 Let's cut the crap. You helped him escape. 307 00:10:32,092 --> 00:10:33,265 You planted a cadaver in the back. 308 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:34,913 You flipped the van on purpose. 309 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,647 Then the Strangler set it on fire 310 00:10:36,733 --> 00:10:38,280 and sprinkled some of his hair nearby 311 00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:39,694 so there'd be a DNA match. 312 00:10:39,829 --> 00:10:41,746 Then he left behind his calling card: 313 00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:43,920 this yo-yo string! 314 00:10:44,006 --> 00:10:45,928 - That's not a yo-yo string. - What? 315 00:10:46,014 --> 00:10:48,764 That's part of the lanyard we give to the older inmates 316 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:51,186 - when they become fall risks. - You're lying. 317 00:10:51,272 --> 00:10:53,089 You've succumbed to his groovy voodoo! 318 00:10:53,175 --> 00:10:54,725 Sir, I don't think she's lying. 319 00:10:54,811 --> 00:10:56,280 Look at this photo from the file. 320 00:10:56,452 --> 00:10:57,472 Oh, my goodness. 321 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,294 So this string is just a string? 322 00:11:00,872 --> 00:11:02,556 The DNA was really a match? 323 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,637 The Disco Strangler is actually dead. 324 00:11:05,797 --> 00:11:09,788 And that chapter of my life is forever closed. 325 00:11:10,731 --> 00:11:12,913 Well, that's... 326 00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:15,439 fantastic news. 327 00:11:16,014 --> 00:11:17,731 Okay, we have you set up here. 328 00:11:17,817 --> 00:11:19,436 We have a VR experience down the hall 329 00:11:19,522 --> 00:11:21,601 where you can fly like a bird, and if you need anything else 330 00:11:21,686 --> 00:11:24,131 just buzz and one of our butlers will assist you. 331 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,502 This place is amazing. It's like a dream factory. 332 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,970 We're investigating a sexual assault 333 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,038 that occurred in these offices. 334 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,339 Right, of course. I know. 335 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,173 This is how people get tempted by the devil. 336 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,569 I see what you're up to, platter of tiny quiches. 337 00:11:35,702 --> 00:11:38,013 We need to get someone on the record 338 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,655 about Seth's patterned behaviors. 339 00:11:39,748 --> 00:11:41,260 I think if we start with... 340 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,351 How many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth? 341 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,353 Five. I'll swallow them. 342 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,983 Let's just start the interviews. 343 00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,324 I don't think something like that would happen here. 344 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,026 It's an extremely professional workplace, 345 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,366 and Seth's a really good guy. 346 00:11:52,452 --> 00:11:54,164 I don't think he's even ever bought a prostitute before. 347 00:11:54,249 --> 00:11:55,745 Is that the minimum requirement for being 348 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,474 - a good guy these days? - Can I go? 349 00:11:57,734 --> 00:12:00,067 Beefer's birthday's starting and a bunch of Mets are here. 350 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,336 Present day or '86? 351 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,338 - Both. - I'm gonna escort him back. 352 00:12:03,485 --> 00:12:04,702 Yeah, I'm sorry. 353 00:12:04,788 --> 00:12:06,421 Seth has never been inappropriate with me. 354 00:12:06,506 --> 00:12:07,909 He's a really good guy. Honestly, 355 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,765 this is an extremely professional workplace. 356 00:12:09,851 --> 00:12:12,139 Dude, Beefer just puked in the koi pond. 357 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,858 Oh, sorry, I didn't realize the cop thing was in here. 358 00:12:14,944 --> 00:12:17,162 This is an extremely professional workplace, 359 00:12:17,248 --> 00:12:18,694 and Seth is a really good guy. 360 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,288 Hey, I'm Beefer. It's my birthday. 361 00:12:21,378 --> 00:12:22,962 - Yeah, we heard. - Happy Birthday, Beefer. 362 00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:24,366 Beefer's not my real name. 363 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,528 They just call me that 'cause I beefed on my first day. 364 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:27,859 Okay, but for the record, no one asked. 365 00:12:27,944 --> 00:12:29,895 I don't have anything bad to say about Seth. 366 00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:31,436 He's a really good guy, 367 00:12:31,522 --> 00:12:34,173 and this office is... what's the word? 368 00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:35,859 - Extremely professional. - Extremely professional. 369 00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:36,983 Yes! 370 00:12:37,074 --> 00:12:39,373 Hello, Sergeant Santiago and Detective Peralta. 371 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,676 I'm the Deputy General Counsel here at the firm. 372 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,601 I can only assume your questioning has revealed 373 00:12:43,686 --> 00:12:45,507 nothing negative about Mr. Haggerty's character. 374 00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:47,320 Only because you told them exactly what to say. 375 00:12:47,405 --> 00:12:48,467 We did no such thing. 376 00:12:48,553 --> 00:12:51,061 These allegations of sexual assault are ridiculous. 377 00:12:51,147 --> 00:12:53,452 If they're so ridiculous, then why offer Keri Brennan 378 00:12:53,538 --> 00:12:54,723 - hush money? - That wasn't hush money. 379 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,389 That was a benevolent gesture to allow Ms. Brennan 380 00:12:57,475 --> 00:12:59,293 to get the professional help she so clearly needs. 381 00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,834 However, since she has chosen to pursue this matter 382 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,466 with the police, that deal is now null and void. 383 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,134 Furthermore, we are terminating her. 384 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,273 - What? - What? - We have a zero 385 00:13:07,358 --> 00:13:09,319 tolerance policy for violence here. 386 00:13:09,405 --> 00:13:10,514 And unlike Ms. Brennan, 387 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,811 Mr. Haggerty has actual evidence of an assault. 388 00:13:12,897 --> 00:13:14,686 He's talking about my broken penis. 389 00:13:14,772 --> 00:13:16,944 Yeah, Seth, we know. 390 00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:21,141 Hey, you never came home last night. You doing okay? 391 00:13:21,227 --> 00:13:22,274 No, I'm a mess. 392 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,576 - I miss Hitchcock. - What? 393 00:13:23,662 --> 00:13:25,425 I was obviously talking to Amy. 394 00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:26,803 Oh, and who's talking to Scully? 395 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,022 No one. Come on, sandwich. 396 00:13:29,825 --> 00:13:31,936 Ames, you've been working yourself to the bone 397 00:13:32,022 --> 00:13:33,897 on this case for three days straight. 398 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,586 Now, I'm starting to worry about you. 399 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,459 I have to solve this case, Jake. 400 00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:39,452 Otherwise Keri lost the settlement 401 00:13:39,538 --> 00:13:41,738 and the job that she loves because of me, 402 00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:43,295 just like Rosa said. 403 00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:46,600 But I can't find anything. 404 00:13:46,647 --> 00:13:48,811 I've read through three years of Seth's emails, 405 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:51,762 and it's mostly inquiries about where he could buy a Batmobile. 406 00:13:51,847 --> 00:13:53,764 Tah, so stupid, but did he find one? 407 00:13:53,849 --> 00:13:56,016 Is it like at a dealership or something? Never mind. 408 00:13:56,195 --> 00:13:59,365 Look, I know this sucks, and I hate to say it, 409 00:13:59,451 --> 00:14:01,366 but we both know sometimes you work a case 410 00:14:01,452 --> 00:14:02,928 and you just don't have the evidence. 411 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:04,686 This isn't just a case for me. 412 00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:09,494 When I was a rookie at the Six-Four, 413 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:11,697 my captain was my first mentor. 414 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,522 He helped me get on the detective track, 415 00:14:13,608 --> 00:14:15,420 and he gave me all the best cases. 416 00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:19,084 But when I finally made detective, 417 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,944 he took me to dinner and tried to kiss me. 418 00:14:23,325 --> 00:14:26,131 He said that he felt like he deserved something 419 00:14:26,249 --> 00:14:27,993 in return for my career. 420 00:14:29,186 --> 00:14:30,365 I just 421 00:14:30,451 --> 00:14:33,420 ran out of the restaurant back to the office, 422 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,553 and I put in my transfer for the Nine-Nine. 423 00:14:36,272 --> 00:14:37,891 Oh, man. 424 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:40,811 I'm so sorry. 425 00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:45,699 I never told anyone because I felt like 426 00:14:45,901 --> 00:14:48,335 maybe I didn't actually deserve my promotion. 427 00:14:48,802 --> 00:14:51,491 And I worried that I wouldn't get anymore promotions 428 00:14:51,606 --> 00:14:53,436 if I spoke up, so... 429 00:14:53,698 --> 00:14:54,967 God. 430 00:14:56,359 --> 00:14:58,467 Every time I think I understand how bad it is, 431 00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,397 it's just way worse than I imagined. 432 00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:01,946 This kind of stuff has happened 433 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:04,398 to literally every woman I know. 434 00:15:05,549 --> 00:15:08,936 I just wanted to help make it better for this one woman. 435 00:15:14,611 --> 00:15:17,038 - Okay. - Wait, where are you going? 436 00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:19,350 I'm gonna go get you a change of clothes and a coffee. 437 00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:20,733 We're not giving up. 438 00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:22,545 Okay. 439 00:15:23,238 --> 00:15:24,988 Hey, what if we reach out 440 00:15:25,073 --> 00:15:26,866 to all the coworkers again, privately? 441 00:15:26,952 --> 00:15:28,172 Maybe they didn't talk to us 442 00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:29,757 because we interviewed them in their office. 443 00:15:29,842 --> 00:15:31,748 I think that's a great idea. I'll be right back. 444 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,326 Oh, I'm also gonna grab a comb, 445 00:15:33,412 --> 00:15:36,013 but you don't have to use it unless you decide. 446 00:15:36,401 --> 00:15:37,833 Okay, babe. 447 00:15:38,576 --> 00:15:39,645 Sir, 448 00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:41,405 you haven't come out of your office in a while. 449 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:43,873 - How are you doing? - Terrible. You were right. 450 00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:46,693 I was trying to relive my glory years, 451 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,366 but the fact remains, they are behind me. 452 00:15:49,452 --> 00:15:51,078 My only nemesis now... 453 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,618 Father Time. 454 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,621 Come on, sir. That's ridiculous. 455 00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:58,068 You're on the cutting edge. 456 00:15:58,154 --> 00:15:59,628 In fact, you're so progressive, 457 00:15:59,714 --> 00:16:01,311 they were scared to make you Police Commissioner. 458 00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:03,093 You're as modern as they come. 459 00:16:03,178 --> 00:16:04,451 What is that noise? 460 00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:06,755 - It's my fax machine. - Oh, Captain. 461 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:11,188 - Zowie. I'm young! - What is it? 462 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,391 It's an aerial photograph from one of the helicopters 463 00:16:13,477 --> 00:16:15,794 I had deployed. Take a gander, boys. 464 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:18,077 It's him. The Disco Strangler. 465 00:16:18,232 --> 00:16:20,116 Oh, my God. You were right. 466 00:16:20,202 --> 00:16:22,686 Of course I was. I know him better than anyone. 467 00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:24,943 - We're two sides of the same... - Coin! - Coin! 468 00:16:25,029 --> 00:16:26,513 You've told us this story many times. 469 00:16:26,599 --> 00:16:28,662 And you'll hear it again! 470 00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:30,979 So we're meeting a guy named Steve. 471 00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:33,005 He said he couldn't speak openly with us 472 00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:34,366 when we met him in the conference room. 473 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,287 Steve? I don't remember a Steve. 474 00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:38,011 - Who's Steve? - I am. 475 00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:39,640 Beefer? 476 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,799 - So your real name is Steve? - Yeah, I hate it. 477 00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:43,967 - Makes me sound like a douche. - Yeah, Beefer's better. 478 00:16:44,052 --> 00:16:45,342 So why'd you agree to meet with us? 479 00:16:45,427 --> 00:16:47,583 I wanted to show you this text chain between Seth 480 00:16:47,669 --> 00:16:49,268 and some of the guys in the office. 481 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:54,159 Whoa, Seth describes the night exactly like Keri did. 482 00:16:54,252 --> 00:16:56,503 And then he writes "LOLZ, Epic Fail." 483 00:16:56,589 --> 00:16:57,997 What's this GIF he sent? 484 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,669 Oh, that's Kelsey Grammer falling off a stage. 485 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,568 I was really torn 486 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,305 about whether or not I should send this to you guys 487 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,107 but then I thought about it for a long time 488 00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,325 and realized it was the right thing to do. 489 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,827 Oh, who would have guessed Beefer's a secret feminist. 490 00:17:10,912 --> 00:17:13,330 No, gross. I meant it was the right thing to do for me. 491 00:17:13,415 --> 00:17:14,698 - Huh? - If they fire Seth, 492 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,299 - I take his job. - Okay. 493 00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:17,801 Well, we got what we needed here. 494 00:17:17,886 --> 00:17:18,969 So I think we're gonna leave 495 00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:20,303 before you ruin the moment any further. 496 00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:21,371 Sweet. I'll send it to ya. 497 00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:22,840 Thanks for the promosh, narks. 498 00:17:22,926 --> 00:17:25,329 You're the nark. 499 00:17:27,486 --> 00:17:28,794 - Let's go. - Yeah. 500 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,014 All right, people, your suspect's name 501 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:36,606 is Ernest Zumowski, better known as the Disco Strangler. 502 00:17:36,692 --> 00:17:37,965 Take a close look. 503 00:17:38,051 --> 00:17:39,968 This is the most dangerous man in America. 504 00:17:40,054 --> 00:17:42,497 5'8", hunched over, 93 pounds 505 00:17:42,611 --> 00:17:44,360 with gray hair and blue-gray skin. 506 00:17:44,446 --> 00:17:46,481 If you encounter him, keep your distance. 507 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,465 All due respect, sir, seems like a lot of manpower 508 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:49,826 to take down one sweet-looking old man. 509 00:17:49,911 --> 00:17:52,168 Oh, he's sweet, all right. Sweet as poison pie. 510 00:17:52,254 --> 00:17:53,817 Yeah, don't underestimate him! 511 00:17:53,903 --> 00:17:55,738 I know 28 other people who did that, 512 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,919 and they all have yo-yos swinging from their throats. 513 00:17:58,005 --> 00:17:59,756 - So you were listening. - Yeah, we were saying that 514 00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:01,383 - all along. - Thank you, gentlemen. 515 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:03,395 All right, troops. Travel in twos. 516 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,314 Keep your eyes open, and for God's sake, 517 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:08,028 protect the neck. 518 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:09,720 Hey, Keri. 519 00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:12,309 Great news: the DA's going to press charges against Haggerty. 520 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,912 I heard. That's awesome. Thank you, guys. 521 00:18:14,998 --> 00:18:17,716 Hey, what's with the boxes? Moving to a better desk? 522 00:18:17,802 --> 00:18:19,886 With a better butler and more of those mini quiches? 523 00:18:19,972 --> 00:18:22,955 No, I'm taking my stuff home. I had to quit. 524 00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:28,020 - Whaaat? - Whaaat? 525 00:18:29,298 --> 00:18:31,625 What do you mean, you quit? Are they forcing you out? 526 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,144 - Because that's illegal. - No, they're not. 527 00:18:33,229 --> 00:18:35,217 But the whole atmosphere here has changed. 528 00:18:35,303 --> 00:18:37,822 Everybody looks at me like I'm either a victim or a trader. 529 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,813 I mean, I'm not even on any of the non-work group texts. 530 00:18:40,899 --> 00:18:43,075 And last night Beefer invited everybody over 531 00:18:43,161 --> 00:18:45,309 for whiskey and cigars, and I wasn't included. 532 00:18:45,419 --> 00:18:47,333 Well, I mean, is not hanging out 533 00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:49,739 with Beefer really a punishment, per se? 534 00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:51,278 Yeah, but if I'm not at Beefer's 535 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,138 for whiskey and cigars, then I don't get invited 536 00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:54,641 to Vegas with Slurpie and Trundle, 537 00:18:54,727 --> 00:18:56,850 and I'm definitely not at Skidmark's pig roast. 538 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,450 Man, these nicknames are just bad. 539 00:18:58,536 --> 00:18:59,662 I actually came up with Skidmark. 540 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,658 It's very funny if you know the back story. 541 00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:03,419 - He pooped his pants? - Yeah. 542 00:19:03,535 --> 00:19:05,489 But the point is, if I'm not at those events, 543 00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:08,126 then suddenly I'm not looked at for new accounts 544 00:19:08,212 --> 00:19:11,567 or promotions or anything. My career here is over. 545 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,856 I'm really sorry. I feel like a messed up. 546 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:15,537 I shouldn't have talked you into turning down 547 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,273 - that settlement. - Hey, Seth attacked me. 548 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,817 And I'm really proud of myself 549 00:19:19,903 --> 00:19:21,553 that I didn't let him get away with that. 550 00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:24,457 So, even though it sucks, if I had to do it all again, 551 00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:25,676 I would. 552 00:19:26,384 --> 00:19:28,317 Especially the broken penis. 553 00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:32,231 - Why'd she say that to me? - I don't know. 554 00:19:37,799 --> 00:19:40,603 Freeze! NYPD! 555 00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:42,373 Is that Raymond Holt I see? 556 00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:43,416 You haven't changed a bit. 557 00:19:43,502 --> 00:19:45,920 - Neither have you, Ernest. - What? 558 00:19:46,006 --> 00:19:48,207 Neither have you, Ernest. 559 00:19:48,683 --> 00:19:49,650 What? 560 00:19:49,736 --> 00:19:53,630 Neither have you, Ernest! 561 00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:55,332 Ugh, this is hard to watch. 562 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,103 You're just as devious as ever. 563 00:19:57,189 --> 00:19:58,901 You seduced the van driver, didn't you? 564 00:19:58,987 --> 00:20:00,737 No, I seduced the van driver. 565 00:20:00,947 --> 00:20:03,369 She couldn't resist my groovy voodoo. 566 00:20:03,455 --> 00:20:05,705 And the yo-yo string was a message. 567 00:20:06,142 --> 00:20:10,280 - The what was a what? - The yo-yo string was... 568 00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:11,252 Captain, this is embarrassing. 569 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:12,603 Can we just take him in? 570 00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:15,300 Yeah, you're right. This isn't what I hoped for. 571 00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:16,987 Go ahead and cuff him, gently. 572 00:20:17,072 --> 00:20:19,357 This isn't the last you'll hear from me, Raymond. 573 00:20:19,442 --> 00:20:21,544 - I'm never gonna die. - Sure you won't. 574 00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:24,017 - Whatever makes you feel better. - No, you're the punk. 575 00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:25,514 Just put him in the car. 576 00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:29,852 Hey, heard you guys got that finance creep. 577 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,205 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 578 00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:33,026 But there's nothing to congratulate me about. 579 00:20:33,111 --> 00:20:35,672 Amy's just upset because the historically entrenched 580 00:20:35,757 --> 00:20:37,947 patriarchy has created a culture of victim-shaming 581 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,811 that suppresses any power shift in our masculo-phallic system. 582 00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:41,945 - Huh? - I couldn't sleep last night 583 00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:44,303 so I watched a documentary on Netflix about feminism. 584 00:20:44,389 --> 00:20:45,473 I love you. 585 00:20:45,558 --> 00:20:47,818 Just sucks that she came forward to report an assault 586 00:20:47,903 --> 00:20:49,159 and the only one who truly benefited 587 00:20:49,244 --> 00:20:51,396 - is a guy named Beefer. - You don't know Beefer but... 588 00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:52,989 Oh, I've met plenty of Beefers. 589 00:20:53,075 --> 00:20:54,358 - Yeah. - Look this is a hard fight. 590 00:20:54,443 --> 00:20:55,392 But it's an important one. 591 00:20:55,477 --> 00:20:56,925 It's good that you convinced her to press charges. 592 00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:58,620 But she lost the money, and she had to quit 593 00:20:58,705 --> 00:20:59,541 the job she loves. 594 00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:01,120 That's exactly what you said would happen. 595 00:21:01,205 --> 00:21:03,213 But you got the guy who assaulted her. 596 00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:04,619 And look over there. 597 00:21:05,087 --> 00:21:07,494 - Keri's coworker? - She came forward to report 598 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,338 an assault because she was inspired by Keri, 599 00:21:09,424 --> 00:21:11,018 which is exactly what you said would happen. 600 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,659 Two steps forward, one step back is still one step forward. 601 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,461 You wanna take her statement together? 602 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,572 - You know it, sister. - Yeah, don't do that. 603 00:21:20,674 --> 00:21:22,987 We can be different and still have the same cause. 604 00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:26,728 Not a doctor. Shh!