1 00:00:04,641 --> 00:00:05,846 Sir, you wanted to see me? 2 00:00:05,882 --> 00:00:07,188 Yes, I have an assignment for you. 3 00:00:07,414 --> 00:00:08,581 I'm afraid it's not a pleasant one. 4 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,465 Oh, my God. Please tell me it's not... 5 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,901 Yes, it's Hitchcock related. 6 00:00:12,936 --> 00:00:14,235 Son of a bitch. 7 00:00:14,270 --> 00:00:15,937 Detective Hitchcock is set to testify 8 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,145 in court this afternoon. 9 00:00:17,181 --> 00:00:18,339 It's an important case, 10 00:00:18,374 --> 00:00:20,208 and I'd rather not get another call from the DA 11 00:00:20,243 --> 00:00:23,283 saying he showed up "covered in condiments." 12 00:00:23,319 --> 00:00:24,859 So you want me to keep Hitchcock 13 00:00:24,895 --> 00:00:27,173 from spilling on himself for the rest of the day? 14 00:00:27,209 --> 00:00:28,619 We both know that's impossible. 15 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:30,144 - I'm counting on you. - I won't do it. 16 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:32,644 - There's nobody else I trust. - What you're asking is insane. 17 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,139 - I'm not asking. - It's a suicide mission! 18 00:00:35,175 --> 00:00:37,039 - Then prepare for death. - You've lost your mind! 19 00:00:37,075 --> 00:00:39,442 This is a direct order, Detective! Get in line! 20 00:00:39,478 --> 00:00:41,368 Hey. You guys startled Hitchcock. 21 00:00:41,404 --> 00:00:43,832 He spilled two full jars of spaghetti sauce on himself. 22 00:00:44,208 --> 00:00:45,674 Thanks a lot, fellas. 23 00:01:06,465 --> 00:01:08,203 Ames, super important question. 24 00:01:08,239 --> 00:01:09,806 Which one of these shirts should I wear to dinner 25 00:01:09,841 --> 00:01:11,588 - with your mom tonight? - Those are exactly the same. 26 00:01:11,624 --> 00:01:13,123 I have a signature look, Rosa. 27 00:01:13,159 --> 00:01:14,808 Put on a T-shirt for all I care. 28 00:01:14,962 --> 00:01:16,095 It doesn't matter what you wear. 29 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:17,363 Of course it matters. 30 00:01:17,398 --> 00:01:18,865 He has to wear the smaller checks. 31 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:21,467 Big checks wash him out. Where are you, Amy? 32 00:01:21,502 --> 00:01:23,870 It doesn't matter, because the night is already ruined. 33 00:01:23,905 --> 00:01:25,171 My stupid mother invited 34 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:27,039 my stupid brother David to join us. 35 00:01:27,074 --> 00:01:28,107 I thought you liked your brothers. 36 00:01:28,142 --> 00:01:29,441 I have seven brothers, Rosa, 37 00:01:29,476 --> 00:01:31,477 and I like all of them except David. 38 00:01:31,512 --> 00:01:32,768 Perfect David. 39 00:01:32,804 --> 00:01:34,062 David graduated at the top of his class 40 00:01:34,098 --> 00:01:35,398 at the police academy. 41 00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:36,732 David took a bullet for the mayor. 42 00:01:36,767 --> 00:01:38,233 David bakes his own bread. 43 00:01:38,268 --> 00:01:40,135 Ooh, and does this David have a sister? 44 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:42,719 - Yes. Amy is his sister. - And what's her deal? 45 00:01:42,755 --> 00:01:44,021 You were at the wedding, Hitchcock. 46 00:01:44,056 --> 00:01:45,656 I'm just gonna call and cancel. 47 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:46,824 I really don't want to have dinner with my mom 48 00:01:46,859 --> 00:01:48,445 fawning all over the golden boy. 49 00:01:48,481 --> 00:01:49,835 I'm sure your mom loves you both equally. 50 00:01:49,871 --> 00:01:50,952 No, she definitely doesn't. 51 00:01:50,988 --> 00:01:52,635 My parents arrange the photos of their kids 52 00:01:52,671 --> 00:01:53,898 by who makes them the proudest. 53 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:55,800 Number one goes on the mantel above the fireplace, 54 00:01:55,835 --> 00:01:57,334 two through four on the piano, and the rest 55 00:01:57,369 --> 00:01:58,936 - are on the staircase. - This is wack. 56 00:01:58,971 --> 00:02:00,571 - So David's on the mantel? - Always. 57 00:02:00,606 --> 00:02:02,626 Meanwhile, my picture gathers dust on the piano. 58 00:02:02,662 --> 00:02:05,374 - The piano's not that bad. - Nobody in the family even plays, Rosa. 59 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:06,744 At least people use the stairs. 60 00:02:06,779 --> 00:02:08,713 All right, David is perfect, but so are you. 61 00:02:08,748 --> 00:02:10,514 Let's just go tonight, and I'll be your hype man. 62 00:02:10,549 --> 00:02:12,316 You know how good I am at talking you up. 63 00:02:12,351 --> 00:02:13,550 Here, watch. Hey, Scully. 64 00:02:13,585 --> 00:02:15,920 Did you know that Amy is super cool? 65 00:02:15,955 --> 00:02:18,388 No way. Can I get your autograph, ma'am? 66 00:02:18,423 --> 00:02:20,124 - See? - Fine, we'll go. 67 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:22,058 What, too stuck up for your fans? 68 00:02:22,093 --> 00:02:23,504 Ya friggin' turd! 69 00:02:23,902 --> 00:02:25,128 Hey, Captain, Sarge, 70 00:02:25,163 --> 00:02:26,496 I have a case I want to discuss with you. 71 00:02:26,531 --> 00:02:28,905 You want to talk about work in the break room? 72 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,983 That's highly unorthodox, but I suppose we can give it a try. 73 00:02:31,019 --> 00:02:32,886 Okay, so I have a perp... 74 00:02:32,921 --> 00:02:34,921 I'm sorry, this is insane. Let's talk in my office. 75 00:02:34,956 --> 00:02:36,693 Much better. All right, Boyle, 76 00:02:36,729 --> 00:02:38,057 what's this case you wanted to talk about? 77 00:02:38,093 --> 00:02:39,926 I have a perp, Alfonso Tucker, 78 00:02:39,961 --> 00:02:41,360 transferring into our holding cell. 79 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,761 The guy who was dealing that toxic batch of meth? 80 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,764 Yeah, and he refuses to name his supplier. 81 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,108 I want to send someone into holding, 82 00:02:47,144 --> 00:02:49,637 undercover as a perp, to see if they can get him to open up. 83 00:02:49,673 --> 00:02:50,836 Why don't you do it? 84 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,605 You're always going on about your acting abilities 85 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,136 and that time you played Annie. 86 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:57,210 I'm an adult man, Sarge. I didn't play Annie. 87 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:00,002 I was in "Annie." I played Miss Hannigan. 88 00:03:00,377 --> 00:03:02,614 Unfortunately, Alfonso knows I'm a cop, 89 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,918 so I can't be Maxwell Blaze. 90 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,953 But Terry might be right for the role. 91 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,421 Ooh, that sounds fun. 92 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:12,105 I love flexing my creative muscles. 93 00:03:12,141 --> 00:03:14,342 In addition to flexing my actual muscles. 94 00:03:14,377 --> 00:03:17,376 - Or I could do it. - What? You hate theater. 95 00:03:17,412 --> 00:03:19,884 You always say acting is just professional lying. 96 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,682 Yes, but this is what the mission calls for, 97 00:03:21,718 --> 00:03:23,350 and I'm good at it. 98 00:03:23,386 --> 00:03:24,769 Kevin and I went to a dinner party 99 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:27,967 where we played the French parlor game "charades." 100 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:29,641 I had to act out Elvis Presley. 101 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:35,043 He's dead now, so I portrayed him as such. 102 00:03:35,079 --> 00:03:36,278 Everyone understood... 103 00:03:36,314 --> 00:03:37,413 Immediately. 104 00:03:37,449 --> 00:03:38,716 You know, a little competition 105 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,184 might bring out the best in both of you. 106 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,853 We'll hold auditions this afternoon. 107 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,130 I'll prepare sides. 108 00:03:44,155 --> 00:03:45,486 Please wear clothes you can move in. 109 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:49,025 Okay, let's get to the table before David gets here. 110 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,792 My mother loves an early bird. 111 00:03:50,828 --> 00:03:52,395 Hey, babe, before we go in, 112 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:54,464 I know I said I was gonna do the whole hype man thing, but... 113 00:03:54,499 --> 00:03:55,475 I know. 114 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,700 I shouldn't compare myself to my brother. 115 00:03:57,735 --> 00:03:58,934 We're all on our own journey. 116 00:03:58,969 --> 00:04:00,403 What? No. Who told you that garbage? 117 00:04:00,438 --> 00:04:01,571 I was gonna say, we need a backup plan 118 00:04:01,606 --> 00:04:02,905 so you can win this thing. 119 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:04,340 If it starts slipping away, I'll pretend to choke, 120 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:05,541 and then you give me the Heimlich 121 00:04:05,576 --> 00:04:07,209 and save my life in front of everyone. 122 00:04:07,244 --> 00:04:09,579 Aw, thanks for not trying to make me a better person. 123 00:04:09,699 --> 00:04:11,198 - I love you. - Love you too. 124 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:13,101 Amy, Jake! 125 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:16,786 David and I both arrived an hour early. 126 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:18,290 We're sharing a French onion. 127 00:04:18,882 --> 00:04:20,115 Mother... 128 00:04:20,353 --> 00:04:22,040 So she's about to jump, and I say, 129 00:04:22,076 --> 00:04:24,410 "Hey, I can't tell you this world is a good place, 130 00:04:24,445 --> 00:04:26,901 but I guarantee you it's better with you in it." 131 00:04:26,937 --> 00:04:28,369 And she climbs down off the ledge, 132 00:04:28,405 --> 00:04:29,813 - and she gives me a big hug. - Ugh. 133 00:04:29,849 --> 00:04:31,349 And that was before she won the Oscar? 134 00:04:31,384 --> 00:04:32,951 I don't know, I don't really follow pop culture. 135 00:04:32,986 --> 00:04:35,153 You never cease to impress me, David. 136 00:04:35,188 --> 00:04:36,555 Hey, speaking of impressive, 137 00:04:36,590 --> 00:04:38,122 Amy just went to the NYPD shooting range 138 00:04:38,157 --> 00:04:40,482 and received a gold certification in marksmanship. 139 00:04:40,518 --> 00:04:42,160 Oh, I just got the platinum certification. 140 00:04:42,195 --> 00:04:44,796 What? That exists? What did you do, curve the bullets, "Wanted"-style? 141 00:04:44,831 --> 00:04:47,198 Yeah, I don't know what "Wanted" is. I don't follow pop culture. 142 00:04:47,233 --> 00:04:49,467 But I fired ten shots, and they all went into the same hole. 143 00:04:49,502 --> 00:04:51,202 Oh, so you actually did. 144 00:04:51,237 --> 00:04:52,900 Hey, Camila, did you know that Amy 145 00:04:52,936 --> 00:04:54,269 is the youngest female sergeant 146 00:04:54,305 --> 00:04:55,504 in the history of the Nine-Nine? 147 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:57,174 Yes, I'm very proud of her. 148 00:04:57,210 --> 00:04:58,542 I'm proud of all my children. 149 00:04:58,577 --> 00:05:00,111 The sergeant and the lieutenant. 150 00:05:00,598 --> 00:05:02,646 What? You passed the lieutenant's exam? 151 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:04,663 It actually wasn't something I was planning on taking, 152 00:05:04,699 --> 00:05:06,698 but then my partner got sick and I wanted to be able 153 00:05:06,734 --> 00:05:08,200 to send home extra money to his wife and kids. 154 00:05:08,236 --> 00:05:10,937 Then I read the MRI. He was totally misdiagnosed. 155 00:05:10,973 --> 00:05:13,073 So long story short, Bo is alive, 156 00:05:13,108 --> 00:05:15,175 and I got a perfect score on the test for no reason. 157 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:16,111 Oh, man. 158 00:05:16,147 --> 00:05:18,177 Hey, check out these dinner rolls, huh? 159 00:05:18,213 --> 00:05:19,505 Love these bad boys. 160 00:05:19,541 --> 00:05:20,900 I'm just gonna chomp down on that, 161 00:05:21,032 --> 00:05:22,131 recklessly. 162 00:05:24,219 --> 00:05:26,593 Oh! Oh, no, Jake! He's choking! 163 00:05:26,629 --> 00:05:28,337 Let David do it. He has EMT training. 164 00:05:28,373 --> 00:05:30,440 - I'm here for you, Jake. - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 165 00:05:30,475 --> 00:05:31,841 You know what... 166 00:05:31,876 --> 00:05:33,243 Don't worry. It is gonna hurt like hell. 167 00:05:33,278 --> 00:05:34,699 I think it's actually okay. 168 00:05:36,566 --> 00:05:39,282 Thank you both so much for coming in. 169 00:05:39,317 --> 00:05:41,049 This is a safe space 170 00:05:41,319 --> 00:05:43,296 where choices are welcome. 171 00:05:43,622 --> 00:05:44,721 Okay, now, I trust that both of you 172 00:05:44,756 --> 00:05:46,323 had a chance to review the script? 173 00:05:46,358 --> 00:05:48,430 - Yeah. - Good. Now throw them away! 174 00:05:48,466 --> 00:05:50,675 What the hell? I wrote notes in the margin. 175 00:05:50,711 --> 00:05:52,143 Terry found his super-objective. 176 00:05:52,179 --> 00:05:55,581 I want to see you improvise without the safety net. 177 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:58,517 I want to see you become Maxwell Blaze. 178 00:05:59,056 --> 00:06:01,920 So, Maxwell, what was your childhood like? 179 00:06:01,955 --> 00:06:03,401 I was a lookout at 8, 180 00:06:03,924 --> 00:06:05,056 had my own corner at 10, 181 00:06:05,091 --> 00:06:06,592 trigger man at 13. 182 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:09,628 You know what it's like to look a man in his eyes 183 00:06:09,663 --> 00:06:11,262 as the life drains out of him? 184 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,363 I was bad from a young age. 185 00:06:13,399 --> 00:06:15,000 At school, I pushed people. 186 00:06:15,035 --> 00:06:18,670 And this wasn't horseplay. This was pushing to hurt. 187 00:06:18,705 --> 00:06:20,205 Do you have a girlfriend at home? 188 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,174 Used to. She got tired of me getting locked up. 189 00:06:22,209 --> 00:06:23,822 She's with my brother now. 190 00:06:23,858 --> 00:06:26,060 He better hope I never find his ass. 191 00:06:26,096 --> 00:06:29,230 I do, and you should see her heavy, 192 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:30,665 feminine breasts, 193 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:32,300 with their perfectly placed nipples. 194 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:33,935 Don't get me started on her can. 195 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:36,470 - What's your greatest fear? - I ain't scared of nothing. 196 00:06:36,505 --> 00:06:38,238 My girlfriend. I'm scared she'll find out 197 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,636 about my mistress, 198 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:42,209 who also has a perfect can. 199 00:06:42,543 --> 00:06:44,877 It's smaller, but it's harder. 200 00:06:44,913 --> 00:06:45,946 Great. 201 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,382 You both have given me something totally different. 202 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:50,552 I've got a lot to think about. 203 00:06:51,150 --> 00:06:52,850 Thank you. Next! 204 00:06:52,886 --> 00:06:55,089 What up, dawgs? 205 00:06:55,574 --> 00:06:57,707 Norm Scully, reading for Maxwell Blaze. 206 00:06:57,742 --> 00:07:00,577 Listen, I just did what anyone would do. 207 00:07:01,062 --> 00:07:02,728 Hey, where'd you go? 208 00:07:02,763 --> 00:07:04,897 I just couldn't stand there while the whole restaurant 209 00:07:04,932 --> 00:07:06,599 gushed over David saving your life. 210 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,001 Yeah, there was a standing ovation. 211 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:10,536 Also, everyone saw you walk away while I was choking, 212 00:07:10,571 --> 00:07:11,837 and I don't want to say you're a villain now, 213 00:07:11,872 --> 00:07:14,107 but the B-word was tossed around a lot. 214 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,674 Ugh. I'm sorry. 215 00:07:15,709 --> 00:07:17,110 I just can't be around him. 216 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,811 - I shouldn't have come. - So let's leave. 217 00:07:18,846 --> 00:07:20,746 I'll tell everyone my stomach hurts, which it does. 218 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:22,681 I'm pretty sure he broke my rib when he gave me the Heimlich. 219 00:07:22,716 --> 00:07:24,059 Lieutenant Santiago, a word? 220 00:07:24,418 --> 00:07:26,449 Why is David's captain here? 221 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:29,471 What's going on? Is there a maniac on the loose, 222 00:07:29,507 --> 00:07:30,807 and David's the only one who can catch him 223 00:07:30,843 --> 00:07:32,076 before he blows up a train? 224 00:07:32,112 --> 00:07:33,645 Oh, we could call him the Trainiac. 225 00:07:33,877 --> 00:07:35,377 We're focused on the same things. 226 00:07:35,412 --> 00:07:37,279 Sorry, folks, we've discovered a large quantity 227 00:07:37,314 --> 00:07:39,881 of cocaine in Lieutenant Santiago's desk. 228 00:07:39,916 --> 00:07:41,476 We've had to place him under arrest. 229 00:07:42,185 --> 00:07:47,455 Oh, no. 230 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,493 Of course. We'll head over soon. 231 00:07:51,677 --> 00:07:53,133 So that was my brother. 232 00:07:53,169 --> 00:07:55,825 He needs me to bail him out of jail. 233 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:57,926 I feel so awful for him. 234 00:07:57,962 --> 00:07:59,261 You are smiling so much. 235 00:07:59,297 --> 00:08:01,497 No, no, I promise. I feel so, so, bad. 236 00:08:01,532 --> 00:08:02,386 Rosa D! 237 00:08:02,422 --> 00:08:03,899 - Deezer, what up? - Deezer? 238 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:05,834 Hey, Scully, did you do something new with your hair? 239 00:08:05,869 --> 00:08:07,503 Same thing as always: put mousse in it 240 00:08:07,538 --> 00:08:09,405 while it's wet, then I watch a scary movie. 241 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,607 - You the man. - What is wrong with her? 242 00:08:11,642 --> 00:08:13,342 Her brother David got arrested. 243 00:08:13,377 --> 00:08:15,344 - He's a cokehead! - And you're happy about this? 244 00:08:15,505 --> 00:08:16,862 That's savage. I love it. 245 00:08:16,898 --> 00:08:18,528 - I'm not happy about it! - All right. 246 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:19,864 Calm down, Littlefinger. 247 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,184 He's in a lot of trouble, you know. 248 00:08:21,219 --> 00:08:22,818 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. 249 00:08:22,853 --> 00:08:24,620 It's a terrible situation. 250 00:08:24,655 --> 00:08:26,456 - Let's go bail him out. - All right. 251 00:08:26,491 --> 00:08:28,624 Ooh, should I get my hair blown out first? 252 00:08:28,659 --> 00:08:31,183 I'm gonna have pictures from today for the rest of my life. 253 00:08:31,729 --> 00:08:34,262 Are you... a bad person? 254 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:36,499 Casting's up! 255 00:08:36,534 --> 00:08:38,133 This is not a high school play, Boyle. 256 00:08:38,168 --> 00:08:39,134 Just let us know who you went with. 257 00:08:39,169 --> 00:08:40,168 Okay, first of all, 258 00:08:40,203 --> 00:08:41,770 I want to say that this was 259 00:08:41,805 --> 00:08:43,839 one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make. 260 00:08:43,874 --> 00:08:45,941 There is so much talent in this room. 261 00:08:45,976 --> 00:08:47,152 Just tell us, bitch. 262 00:08:47,477 --> 00:08:48,711 Act as if you already have the role. 263 00:08:48,746 --> 00:08:51,046 I could have cast any one of you 264 00:08:51,081 --> 00:08:52,662 and put on a great show, 265 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,049 but I had to make a call. 266 00:08:54,084 --> 00:08:55,818 Enough, Boyle. We're all adults. 267 00:08:55,853 --> 00:08:57,620 No one cares about this that much. 268 00:08:57,655 --> 00:08:59,154 - It's Captain Holt. - Captain Holt? 269 00:08:59,189 --> 00:09:00,489 He was the worst one! 270 00:09:00,524 --> 00:09:03,225 No offense, but Holt was so unconvincing. 271 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,627 He kept referring to his childhood 272 00:09:04,662 --> 00:09:06,361 as a soot-covered street urchin. 273 00:09:06,396 --> 00:09:09,164 Yes, I gave myself a Dickensian backstory, 274 00:09:09,199 --> 00:09:11,770 which apparently made quite the impression. 275 00:09:11,806 --> 00:09:12,968 I'm sorry, Sarge. 276 00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:15,903 Honestly, I don't think I'm the right director 277 00:09:15,938 --> 00:09:19,040 to bring your vision of Maxwell Blaze to life. 278 00:09:19,075 --> 00:09:20,475 What does that even mean? 279 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:21,743 It means you blew it. 280 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,999 Walk away, Jeffords. Walk away. 281 00:09:24,973 --> 00:09:27,249 Okay, this is gonna be my mantel shot. 282 00:09:27,284 --> 00:09:28,650 So every time Mom and Dad look at it, 283 00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:30,185 they'll be reminded of what David did. 284 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:31,853 I would say you should chill out, 285 00:09:31,888 --> 00:09:33,188 but this is actually making me feel great 286 00:09:33,223 --> 00:09:34,922 about my family, so let's dive in. 287 00:09:34,957 --> 00:09:37,925 Everybody say "possession with intent to distribute"! 288 00:09:38,192 --> 00:09:39,161 Hey. 289 00:09:39,196 --> 00:09:40,918 - Oh! - Ah, David, hi there. 290 00:09:40,954 --> 00:09:42,364 That was unrelated to your recent arrest 291 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:43,731 for possession with intent to distribute. 292 00:09:43,766 --> 00:09:45,267 - How are you? - Not great. 293 00:09:45,302 --> 00:09:46,701 Yeah, jail is rough. 294 00:09:46,736 --> 00:09:48,170 You got to go poop in front of everyone. 295 00:09:48,205 --> 00:09:49,704 I remember when I was in prison, 296 00:09:49,739 --> 00:09:51,238 I held it for weeks, and when I finally did go, 297 00:09:51,273 --> 00:09:52,573 it was... 298 00:09:52,608 --> 00:09:54,375 You know what, Jake? This isn't about you. 299 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:56,277 So, David, did you get fired, 300 00:09:56,312 --> 00:09:58,045 or is there gonna be, like, a hearing? 301 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,347 She's asking so she can be there to support you. 302 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:01,615 Oh, yeah, I wouldn't miss it. 303 00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:03,517 - I'm so excited. - To support you. 304 00:10:03,552 --> 00:10:04,785 That's what I said. I'm really looking forward 305 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:06,469 - to being there. - To support you. 306 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:07,971 Yeah, we're saying the same thing. 307 00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:09,686 - I am pumped this is happening. - All right, babe, 308 00:10:09,725 --> 00:10:11,192 maybe your brother doesn't want to talk about what happened. 309 00:10:11,227 --> 00:10:12,259 - Let's just go. - It's okay. 310 00:10:12,294 --> 00:10:13,894 I owe you guys an explanation. 311 00:10:14,478 --> 00:10:16,797 I actually started doing drugs when I was a teenager. 312 00:10:16,832 --> 00:10:19,348 You know how Mom and Dad put so much pressure on us? 313 00:10:19,835 --> 00:10:21,602 Eventually I just kind of cracked. 314 00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:23,571 Wait, you felt pressure? 315 00:10:23,606 --> 00:10:25,606 You always seemed to effortlessly thrive 316 00:10:25,641 --> 00:10:28,301 at everything. I was so jealous. 317 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:29,881 But knowing that you also felt the pressure... 318 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:32,079 All right, we can drop the act. I just didn't know who was listening. 319 00:10:32,114 --> 00:10:33,580 - What act, now? - Everything I've said before 320 00:10:33,615 --> 00:10:35,130 just now is a lie. I'm being framed. 321 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:36,900 I've been investigating these dirty cops 322 00:10:36,935 --> 00:10:38,701 who are being paid off by the Brazilian mob. 323 00:10:38,736 --> 00:10:40,904 Oh, Brazilian mobsters are so good-looking. 324 00:10:40,939 --> 00:10:42,973 They're just a bunch of Giseles, the women and the men. 325 00:10:43,008 --> 00:10:44,741 Yes, it's insane. They're all gorgeous. 326 00:10:44,776 --> 00:10:46,409 Anyway, I think I got too close. 327 00:10:46,444 --> 00:10:48,879 Those dirty cops must have planted the drugs in my desk. 328 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:51,547 So what you're saying is, you're not addicted to cocaine? 329 00:10:51,582 --> 00:10:53,884 Amy, it's me. I don't even drink coffee. 330 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,085 I have too much respect for my body. 331 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,219 This is water. 332 00:10:56,254 --> 00:10:57,754 And you didn't feel pressure 333 00:10:57,789 --> 00:10:59,655 - from Mom and Dad? - No, they're so supportive. 334 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:01,925 I'd actually love some constructive criticism. 335 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,493 It's the only way to grow. 336 00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:05,395 Anyway, thank you so much for bailing me out. 337 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:07,597 If you can just drop me off at home, I will clear my name, 338 00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:08,961 and things can go back to the way they were. 339 00:11:08,997 --> 00:11:10,466 The way they were. Great. 340 00:11:10,501 --> 00:11:12,296 It's my favorite way of things being. 341 00:11:13,477 --> 00:11:16,138 Okay, Alfonso, I hope you like it here in holding. 342 00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:17,329 It's gonna be a while. 343 00:11:19,524 --> 00:11:20,516 So... 344 00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:23,662 - what they got you in here for? - Drugs. 345 00:11:23,698 --> 00:11:26,465 They want me to flip, but I'm no snitch. 346 00:11:26,501 --> 00:11:29,090 I'd rather do the time. How about you? 347 00:11:29,126 --> 00:11:31,481 I pushed a man, just to see him frown. 348 00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:32,950 He is terrible. 349 00:11:33,157 --> 00:11:36,692 Yeah, it's almost like casting a robotic old nerd 350 00:11:36,727 --> 00:11:37,970 was a huge mistake. 351 00:11:38,006 --> 00:11:39,740 Was it a mistake, Sarge? 352 00:11:39,964 --> 00:11:41,797 Or was it a stroke of brilliance? 353 00:11:41,832 --> 00:11:43,432 - What are you talking about? - Look, you're a good actor. 354 00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:45,384 You could even be a great one. But you're too gentle. 355 00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:47,268 Life hasn't kicked you around enough. 356 00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:48,537 I mean, I grew up poor, 357 00:11:48,572 --> 00:11:50,205 and my father was emotionally abusive. 358 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,280 It's not enough. 359 00:11:51,316 --> 00:11:52,874 You needed to be rejected by me, 360 00:11:52,909 --> 00:11:55,010 a man you admire so much. 361 00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:57,444 What? So all this was just to make me mad? 362 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,982 I need you to feel the anger and resentment 363 00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:04,157 that Tyrone McCallister feels every single day of his life. 364 00:12:04,193 --> 00:12:05,816 Who's Tyrone McCallister? 365 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,331 You are. 366 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:10,731 That's the part I wrote for you all along. 367 00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,279 This is so stupid, Boyle. 368 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,548 You can't manipulate somebody like this 369 00:12:13,584 --> 00:12:14,916 and then expect them to get on board. 370 00:12:14,952 --> 00:12:15,952 Right, Sarge? 371 00:12:15,988 --> 00:12:17,030 Sarge? 372 00:12:18,424 --> 00:12:19,937 My name's Tyrone. 373 00:12:21,063 --> 00:12:22,362 Tyrone McGallagher. 374 00:12:22,398 --> 00:12:24,275 - McCallister. - McCallister. 375 00:12:24,773 --> 00:12:26,507 So I checked up on David's case file. 376 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,009 He passed his drug test. 377 00:12:28,044 --> 00:12:30,144 Apparently he has the cleanest blood they've ever seen. 378 00:12:30,179 --> 00:12:31,745 I knew this was all too good to be true. 379 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:33,381 Now David's gonna clear his name 380 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:35,850 and singlehandedly take down drug dealers and dirty cops 381 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,352 and get another medal from the governor. 382 00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:39,253 It sounds pretty dangerous. Maybe we should help him. 383 00:12:39,288 --> 00:12:40,821 Pretty sure he can handle this on his own. 384 00:12:40,856 --> 00:12:42,179 That's never been a problem for him. 385 00:12:42,215 --> 00:12:43,295 All right, look, Ames. 386 00:12:44,657 --> 00:12:46,124 I never had a brother, 387 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,561 but I know four guys who did, 388 00:12:47,596 --> 00:12:49,829 and they would have fights and squabbles, 389 00:12:49,864 --> 00:12:52,953 but in the end, they always had each other's shells. 390 00:12:53,368 --> 00:12:54,835 Are you talking about the Ninja Turtles? 391 00:12:54,871 --> 00:12:55,943 Of course I'm talking about 392 00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:57,070 - the Ninja Turtles! - Ugh. 393 00:12:57,105 --> 00:12:58,372 Look, if something happens to your brother, 394 00:12:58,407 --> 00:12:59,595 you are gonna regret it, 395 00:12:59,631 --> 00:13:01,573 just like Raph regretted it when he abandoned Leo 396 00:13:01,609 --> 00:13:02,675 in the Technodrome with Krang. 397 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:03,877 I don't know what that means. 398 00:13:03,912 --> 00:13:05,445 Well, that's on you. It's a classic. 399 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,880 The point is, if your brother gets hurt 400 00:13:06,915 --> 00:13:08,604 and you don't get his back now, 401 00:13:08,713 --> 00:13:10,346 it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. 402 00:13:10,585 --> 00:13:12,219 You're right. 403 00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:13,887 - Obviously you're right. - Thank you. 404 00:13:13,922 --> 00:13:15,288 If David gets killed by the Brazilian mafia, 405 00:13:15,323 --> 00:13:17,190 my parents' mantel is gonna become, like, 406 00:13:17,225 --> 00:13:18,892 - a permanent shrine to him. - No, that's not what I meant. 407 00:13:18,927 --> 00:13:20,127 Oh, the thought of it makes me want to puke. 408 00:13:20,162 --> 00:13:21,404 You've learned the wrong lesson. 409 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,928 Come on, let's go help the bastard. 410 00:13:22,964 --> 00:13:24,064 Don't love how we got here, 411 00:13:24,099 --> 00:13:25,399 but we're going where I want. 412 00:13:27,812 --> 00:13:28,914 I'm glad you guys are here. 413 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:30,583 So this place is run by the Brazilian mob. 414 00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:32,884 My CI tells me there's a ledger with all the cops on payroll 415 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,036 hidden in here somewhere. 416 00:13:34,072 --> 00:13:35,138 I'm guessing it's in that room 417 00:13:35,173 --> 00:13:36,400 surrounded by armed guards. 418 00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:37,468 Those are guards? 419 00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:38,501 I thought they were models. 420 00:13:38,537 --> 00:13:39,731 We need a plan to get past them. 421 00:13:39,879 --> 00:13:41,731 So here's what I'm thinking. I speak a little Portuguese 422 00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:43,900 from that time I opened a school in the favelas of Rio. 423 00:13:43,936 --> 00:13:44,901 - Ugh, barf. - What? 424 00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:45,930 I said barf. 425 00:13:45,966 --> 00:13:47,399 I can't deal with your bragging anymore. 426 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:48,567 How is that bragging? 427 00:13:48,602 --> 00:13:50,135 I said I speak a little Portuguese 428 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:51,737 when I'm actually fluent. 429 00:13:51,772 --> 00:13:53,305 Ugh, shut up! 430 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:55,474 Look, if you're so angry with me, why are you even here? 431 00:13:55,509 --> 00:13:57,275 Because Jake convinced me if you die, 432 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,274 I'd never hear the end of it from Mom and Dad. 433 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,910 That's not exactly how I phrased it. 434 00:14:00,946 --> 00:14:02,279 Look, I get it. You're jealous. 435 00:14:02,315 --> 00:14:04,750 I'd be jealous too if someone was better than me 436 00:14:04,785 --> 00:14:06,084 at everything their whole life. 437 00:14:06,119 --> 00:14:07,853 - Oh, no. - Not everything. 438 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,954 - I have more allergies than you. - Not the best brag. 439 00:14:09,989 --> 00:14:11,623 I have so many allergies, I just found out 440 00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:13,725 - I'm allergic to chia seeds. - But apparently effective. 441 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,127 I'm allergic to chia and acai berries. 442 00:14:16,162 --> 00:14:18,296 Yeah? My throat gets scratchy when I eat stone fruit. 443 00:14:18,331 --> 00:14:20,633 Oh, yeah? I'm also a better dancer than you. 444 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,369 Ames, you have badly misjudged your own abilities. 445 00:14:24,404 --> 00:14:25,826 You think you're better than me? 446 00:14:27,072 --> 00:14:28,076 Oh, damn. 447 00:14:28,574 --> 00:14:29,760 She's got a shot. 448 00:14:30,976 --> 00:14:32,977 What, afraid to use your forearms? 449 00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:34,111 Pretty good. 450 00:14:34,146 --> 00:14:35,880 You're not using enough elbow! 451 00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:38,383 Guys, those aren't the parts people feature when they dance. 452 00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:40,385 Now can we please find a way to distract those guards? 453 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,750 Don't worry, Jake, 'cause I'm about to end this thing. 454 00:14:42,786 --> 00:14:43,942 Death drop! 455 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:46,423 Ow! 456 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:47,424 Ow, ow, ow! 457 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:49,393 - Oh, that looked really bad. - Are you okay? 458 00:14:49,428 --> 00:14:51,227 Oh, look, the guards are leaving their post. 459 00:14:51,262 --> 00:14:52,228 Looks like they're coming here to help you. 460 00:14:52,263 --> 00:14:53,497 Jake, you should go now. 461 00:14:53,532 --> 00:14:55,565 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm "fone." 462 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,000 Oh, well, as long as you're "fone." 463 00:14:57,035 --> 00:14:58,735 - Jake, go. - All right, fine. 464 00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:02,169 Believe me, they're perfect. 465 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,840 They're about 51/2 pounds each, 466 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:06,360 and they look so good smushed together. 467 00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:08,143 Or dangling. 468 00:15:09,481 --> 00:15:12,216 Get off me, man. 469 00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:13,432 - Hey. - Hey. 470 00:15:13,569 --> 00:15:15,436 - Hey. - Cops, man. 471 00:15:15,471 --> 00:15:16,723 - Mm-hmm. - Word. 472 00:15:17,072 --> 00:15:19,005 McCallister, your lawyer's here. 473 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,540 - He wants to talk to you. - Already? 474 00:15:20,844 --> 00:15:23,076 What the hell, man? I was just getting started. 475 00:15:23,111 --> 00:15:24,510 And yet it felt like forever. 476 00:15:24,545 --> 00:15:27,913 You were playing at Alfonso, not with Alfonso. 477 00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:29,667 What are you doing right now, Sarge? 478 00:15:29,984 --> 00:15:31,584 - Listening to you? - Yes, listening. 479 00:15:31,619 --> 00:15:33,619 What humans do 95% of the time 480 00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:35,621 and Tyrone does, apparently, none of the time. 481 00:15:35,656 --> 00:15:38,391 I want you to go back in there and listen. 482 00:15:38,426 --> 00:15:40,806 - Can you do that for me? - Yeah, okay, jeez. 483 00:15:40,842 --> 00:15:43,129 I mean, you know, look, take the note about Tyrone or don't. 484 00:15:43,164 --> 00:15:45,731 What do I know? But also, I created him. 485 00:15:46,923 --> 00:15:47,922 Hey. 486 00:15:53,763 --> 00:15:55,975 McCallister, your lawyer has more questions for you. 487 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,387 - What? - Why were you doing that? 488 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,611 You said I should listen! 489 00:15:58,646 --> 00:16:01,146 Well, listening doesn't always mean being quiet. 490 00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:02,865 Sometimes, the only way to listen 491 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,299 is to say something. 492 00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:06,350 I'm listening to you right now. 493 00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:08,854 Do you see how I listen? This is me listening. 494 00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:10,355 You're pissing me off, Boyle! 495 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:12,490 Ah, and he's back! Hold on to that aggression. 496 00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:13,792 Yeah, go! Go, go, go! 497 00:16:15,963 --> 00:16:17,300 What are you looking at? 498 00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:19,043 McCallister. 499 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,533 Terry, Terry, Terry. 500 00:16:21,568 --> 00:16:23,368 I need you to help me see what I'm not seeing. 501 00:16:23,403 --> 00:16:24,536 Why can't you do this? 502 00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:26,471 You're giving me too many notes. 503 00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:29,120 Okay, well, then I can boil it down for you into one note: 504 00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:31,176 Tyrone is an ocean. 505 00:16:31,211 --> 00:16:32,777 I don't know what that means. 506 00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:34,546 It means I want you to be tough but vulnerable, 507 00:16:34,581 --> 00:16:36,715 brave but scared, jittery but perfectly still. 508 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,764 Also, pace it up a little. Come on, buddy, you got this. 509 00:16:39,218 --> 00:16:41,118 Man, these stupid cops won't leave me alone. 510 00:16:41,153 --> 00:16:42,781 What the hell? They think I'm a snitch? 511 00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:44,456 - Not me. - I hear that. 512 00:16:44,491 --> 00:16:45,890 McCallister, I need to talk to you. 513 00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:46,991 - No! - Excuse me? 514 00:16:47,026 --> 00:16:48,226 I don't want any more notes. 515 00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:49,661 I've gone undercover before. 516 00:16:49,696 --> 00:16:51,273 Now just back off and let me do this! 517 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,839 Uh-oh, Alfonso, 518 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,402 seems as though we got a pig in our midst. 519 00:16:57,837 --> 00:16:59,471 Looks like we can only trust each other. 520 00:16:59,506 --> 00:17:01,573 Come on, man, you're obviously a cop too. 521 00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:03,468 You keep talking about how nefarious you are. 522 00:17:03,943 --> 00:17:05,003 Jake, let us in! 523 00:17:05,512 --> 00:17:06,978 I think she's gonna be okay, 524 00:17:07,013 --> 00:17:08,580 but she's probably got a low-grade concussion. 525 00:17:08,615 --> 00:17:10,748 I wish you hadn't tried to do a death drop. 526 00:17:10,783 --> 00:17:13,317 The ladies on "Drag Race" make it look so easy. 527 00:17:13,352 --> 00:17:14,818 I know, you don't get that reference because 528 00:17:14,853 --> 00:17:16,720 - you don't have a television. - Why? 529 00:17:16,755 --> 00:17:19,023 Amy, I'm sorry for getting so competitive back there. 530 00:17:19,058 --> 00:17:20,992 You guys are helping me out, and I should just be grateful. 531 00:17:21,027 --> 00:17:23,427 Of course you're being nice to me when I'm being a monster. 532 00:17:23,462 --> 00:17:25,096 Well, you know what, Mr. Perfect? 533 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,430 I'm gonna find that ledger, 534 00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:27,765 and I'm gonna save your stupid butt. 535 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,268 - That would be so great. - Please stop. 536 00:17:30,303 --> 00:17:32,434 - Maybe there's a hidden panel somewhere? - It's not in the desk. 537 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:33,836 I bet it's in this old safe. 538 00:17:33,872 --> 00:17:35,272 That seems like a lot of work to open 539 00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:36,673 every time you have to pay a bribe. 540 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,845 I would keep it in this filing cabinet. 541 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,547 I found it! 542 00:17:43,582 --> 00:17:45,482 I beat the golden boy! I'm the golden girl! 543 00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:46,849 Hey, open up! 544 00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:48,284 - Who's in there? - Okay, everybody out. 545 00:17:48,319 --> 00:17:49,423 Go! Go, go, go! 546 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,354 Hey, get off me! 547 00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:55,657 My God, you're even more stunning up close. 548 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,512 I called for backup, but it could take ten minutes. 549 00:18:00,548 --> 00:18:02,288 - Should we storm the place? - Too late. 550 00:18:02,324 --> 00:18:03,457 Look, they're bringing Jake out. 551 00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:06,032 I told you, I was in the office because I work there, 552 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,374 and we've actually met a bunch of times, 553 00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:09,112 and it's crazy you don't remember me! 554 00:18:09,148 --> 00:18:10,505 What should we do? If they get away, 555 00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:11,905 we'll never be able to track them. 556 00:18:11,941 --> 00:18:13,574 Shoot out the tires. 557 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:14,742 You're a way better shot than me. 558 00:18:14,777 --> 00:18:16,277 - You should do it. - Are you crazy? 559 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,945 - You're the golden girl. - David, take the shot. 560 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,180 I just don't want you to feel bad about yourself... 561 00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:20,315 Take the shot! 562 00:18:24,287 --> 00:18:26,590 You're under arrest, you beautiful man. 563 00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:28,476 Cuff this son of a bitch. 564 00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:31,859 Oh, my God, you also smell so good. 565 00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:33,641 Brazil! 566 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:36,263 All right, so first things first, 567 00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:37,864 I think I owe you both something, 568 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:38,949 and it's this. 569 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,636 Stop clapping! There's nothing to clap about. 570 00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:45,039 Look, I know you're upset, but everything went great. 571 00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:46,940 Great? You ruined this mission. 572 00:18:46,975 --> 00:18:48,442 Yeah, we might have gotten him to talk 573 00:18:48,477 --> 00:18:50,177 if you didn't give me notes every two seconds. 574 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,812 Guys, you performed exactly the way I expected you to. 575 00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:55,212 It's just that you were both supporting characters. 576 00:18:55,248 --> 00:18:57,222 Hey, Boyle, I did what you asked. 577 00:18:57,258 --> 00:18:58,452 Alfonso told me everything. 578 00:18:58,487 --> 00:18:59,686 Yes! I knew it would work. 579 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,055 What? What's going on? 580 00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,822 You were never my real star, Sarge. 581 00:19:02,857 --> 00:19:04,358 But I needed to create a scene 582 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,726 so that Alfonso would think that my mission had failed. 583 00:19:06,761 --> 00:19:08,394 Then I could send in... 584 00:19:08,429 --> 00:19:11,630 Ricki Sheetz, DJ by night, gun smuggler by later night. 585 00:19:11,665 --> 00:19:13,066 Alfonso started telling me 586 00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:14,733 about all the crazy crap you guys pulled in there. 587 00:19:14,768 --> 00:19:16,035 He just couldn't stop talking 588 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:17,736 till he gave me the name of his supplier. 589 00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:20,073 Rosa was my leading lady from the start. 590 00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,807 - She's the only good actor here. - She is? 591 00:19:21,842 --> 00:19:23,176 Yeah, you know nothing about my real life. 592 00:19:23,211 --> 00:19:25,397 - I'm always acting. - Well done, Boyle. 593 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:28,314 You've executed this mission flawlessly. I'm impressed. 594 00:19:28,349 --> 00:19:30,749 Wait, if you were gonna use Diaz the whole time, 595 00:19:30,784 --> 00:19:32,051 why didn't you just tell us that? 596 00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:33,586 Because you two would have given it away 597 00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:34,853 with your terrible acting. 598 00:19:34,888 --> 00:19:36,189 No offense, but I can read 599 00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:38,324 every emotion you're feeling on your face. 600 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:40,193 - Can you read this one? - Actually, yes. 601 00:19:40,228 --> 00:19:42,427 You're trying to be tough, but inside, 602 00:19:42,462 --> 00:19:44,881 you're super impressed by what I've accomplished today. 603 00:19:46,299 --> 00:19:48,600 Damn, you're right. You're good. 604 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,603 Thank you, everyone, for joining me again. 605 00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:53,238 To David. You're my hero. 606 00:19:53,273 --> 00:19:55,373 And to Amy. You saved my butt. 607 00:19:55,408 --> 00:19:57,261 You're a great cop and a great sister. 608 00:19:57,810 --> 00:20:00,717 Wow. That means a lot coming from you. 609 00:20:01,414 --> 00:20:02,947 You've always been a role model for me. 610 00:20:02,982 --> 00:20:04,616 He's everyone's role model. 611 00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:05,917 That's why he's on the mantel. 612 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:09,031 I have to go to the bathroom. 613 00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:13,425 Hey, are you okay? 614 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,059 Yeah, I just had to go to the bathroom, like I said. 615 00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:16,461 Oh, great. I thought you went in there 616 00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:18,130 to give yourself a pep talk in the mirror 617 00:20:18,165 --> 00:20:19,430 like the girl from the deodorant commercial. 618 00:20:19,465 --> 00:20:20,965 I don't know what you're referring to. 619 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,100 She wants the big promotion, 620 00:20:22,135 --> 00:20:23,467 but there's just one problem. 621 00:20:23,502 --> 00:20:25,402 She got skunk pit. We'll watch it later. 622 00:20:25,437 --> 00:20:27,038 The point is, I came to comfort you. 623 00:20:27,073 --> 00:20:30,107 Aw, thanks, but I actually feel really great. 624 00:20:30,142 --> 00:20:32,976 I've spent my whole life trying to beat David at something, 625 00:20:33,011 --> 00:20:35,204 but when you were in danger, 626 00:20:35,847 --> 00:20:37,342 I just didn't care anymore. 627 00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:39,833 All I wanted was for you to be okay. 628 00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:43,187 I may never have the mantel, but it doesn't matter, 629 00:20:43,223 --> 00:20:44,423 'cause I have you. 630 00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:45,758 Well, I'm very proud of you, 631 00:20:45,991 --> 00:20:47,158 and I also wish you had told me that 632 00:20:47,193 --> 00:20:48,492 before you went to the bathroom, 633 00:20:48,527 --> 00:20:50,227 because I really roasted your mom back there. 634 00:20:50,262 --> 00:20:52,596 And another thing, you should appreciate Amy more, 635 00:20:52,631 --> 00:20:53,964 because she's amazing. 636 00:20:53,999 --> 00:20:55,499 And another thing, when you come to visit us, 637 00:20:55,534 --> 00:20:57,000 you don't have to bring your own coffee. 638 00:20:57,035 --> 00:20:58,302 Our coffee is fine. 639 00:20:58,337 --> 00:21:00,137 And another thing, I know enough Spanish 640 00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:01,672 to understand what idiota means! 641 00:21:01,707 --> 00:21:03,005 And another thing! 642 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,074 When you say I have an "interesting nose," 643 00:21:05,109 --> 00:21:06,927 I know you mean big! 644 00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:08,487 I got lost in it. 645 00:21:08,946 --> 00:21:10,913 There were, like, 35 "another things." 646 00:21:10,948 --> 00:21:12,682 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 647 00:21:12,717 --> 00:21:14,150 You were defending my honor. 648 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,685 And I'm glad you said something. 649 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,020 So should I go back and apologize to your mom? 650 00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:19,289 Oh, hell no. We're sneaking out the back. 651 00:21:19,324 --> 00:21:21,023 Oh, thank God. She is terrifying. 652 00:21:21,058 --> 00:21:22,891 See ya at Thanksgiving, Mrs. Santiago.