1 00:00:00,550 --> 00:00:01,854 There's a case I'd like you to handle. 2 00:00:01,898 --> 00:00:03,463 Methodist Hospital called this morning. 3 00:00:03,506 --> 00:00:05,854 Apparently, a 38-year-old investment banker 4 00:00:05,898 --> 00:00:07,767 was admitted last night with a broken penis. 5 00:00:07,811 --> 00:00:09,419 It looks like... - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 6 00:00:09,463 --> 00:00:11,376 There's a finance guy with a broken dong? 7 00:00:11,419 --> 00:00:13,680 Uh, methinks some "Wolf of Wall Street" style 8 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:16,332 shenana-googles have taken place this day. 9 00:00:16,376 --> 00:00:18,376 Anyone care to wager a guess as to how this happened? 10 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,898 - Yeah, I bet he dipped it in a pile of cocaine, 11 00:00:19,941 --> 00:00:21,767 got it real numb, and then hit a croquet ball with it. 12 00:00:21,811 --> 00:00:23,506 - Totally possible. - He probably sat on it. 13 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:25,419 - So it got under his butt. - Happens all the time. 14 00:00:25,463 --> 00:00:26,941 - Sure do. - Ugh, you guys are horrible. 15 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,985 And you're wrong because he was clearly driving 16 00:00:29,028 --> 00:00:30,767 his Bentley naked, tried to pee out the window, 17 00:00:30,811 --> 00:00:34,376 and was then struck by a goose on the wang. 18 00:00:34,419 --> 00:00:36,419 Is that what happened, sir? Was he struck by a goose? 19 00:00:36,463 --> 00:00:37,898 - He was actually struck by a female coworker 20 00:00:37,941 --> 00:00:39,680 who claims he attempted to sexually assault her. 21 00:00:39,724 --> 00:00:41,637 I really wish you had 22 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,898 stopped us before we started guessing. 23 00:00:42,941 --> 00:00:44,332 - I'm not responsible for that. 24 00:00:44,376 --> 00:00:45,724 Now due to the sensitive subject matter, 25 00:00:45,767 --> 00:00:47,376 I think it makes sense to partner Peralta with... 26 00:00:47,419 --> 00:00:49,289 - Me? Because I'm the best at sex? 27 00:00:49,332 --> 00:00:50,680 - No, Hitchcock. In fact, you know what? 28 00:00:50,724 --> 00:00:51,767 This isn't your week. 29 00:00:51,811 --> 00:00:52,898 Why don't you take a few days off? 30 00:00:52,941 --> 00:00:54,332 - Sweet! 31 00:00:54,376 --> 00:00:56,724 Have fun working, cucks! - What? 32 00:00:56,767 --> 00:00:58,506 - Captain, I'd like to work the case with Jake. 33 00:00:58,550 --> 00:00:59,680 I have the time. 34 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:01,159 I'm three weeks ahead on my paperwork. 35 00:01:01,202 --> 00:01:02,985 - Fine. Santiago and Peralta, talk to both parties. 36 00:01:03,028 --> 00:01:04,767 Get to the bottom of this broken penis. 37 00:01:04,811 --> 00:01:07,767 - Wait. I just want to say I think it's sad 38 00:01:07,811 --> 00:01:09,941 that we as a society can no longer laugh at the phrase 39 00:01:09,985 --> 00:01:12,419 "broken penis," and it is my dream 40 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:15,898 that we one day shall again. Team Broken Penis on three. 41 00:01:15,941 --> 00:01:17,767 One, two, three... - Broken penis! 42 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,289 - Yeah, probably should've seen that coming. 43 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:41,289 - Mr. Haggerty, please have a seat. 44 00:01:43,985 --> 00:01:46,767 Oh, you can stand if that's more comfortable. 45 00:01:46,811 --> 00:01:48,332 - No, it's cool. 46 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,289 The doctor said I need to change positions 47 00:01:50,332 --> 00:01:52,028 frequently so I don't form a penile clot. 48 00:01:52,072 --> 00:01:54,419 - Oh, I'm not gonna barf, so on that note, 49 00:01:54,463 --> 00:01:56,985 please explain the events that led to your diaper. 50 00:01:57,028 --> 00:01:58,419 - So last night I was giving my coworker, 51 00:01:58,463 --> 00:01:59,680 Keri, some pointers on her trades. 52 00:01:59,724 --> 00:02:01,637 Told her "lever up on VTC. 53 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,419 There's no fat tail on the vol's wicked low." 54 00:02:03,463 --> 00:02:04,898 I just didn't want her to chump it. 55 00:02:04,941 --> 00:02:07,332 - Right, and you spoke that way because you were... 56 00:02:07,376 --> 00:02:08,898 snowboarding? - No, we were in my office. 57 00:02:08,941 --> 00:02:10,419 - Yeah. - Anyway, she just flipped out 58 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:11,724 and hit me with my favorite golf club. 59 00:02:11,767 --> 00:02:13,463 - Ms. Brennan is claiming she attacked you 60 00:02:13,506 --> 00:02:15,463 in self-defense after you sexually assaulted her. 61 00:02:15,506 --> 00:02:17,289 - Yeah, because she's crazy. 62 00:02:17,332 --> 00:02:19,332 I know we're not supposed to say that about women. 63 00:02:19,376 --> 00:02:21,550 I usually wouldn't go there because I'm a huge advocate. 64 00:02:21,593 --> 00:02:23,680 I mean, I'm the kind of guy who thinks Kathryn Bigelow 65 00:02:23,724 --> 00:02:25,072 should direct the next "Star Wars." 66 00:02:25,115 --> 00:02:27,419 I've said that out loud to other men. 67 00:02:27,463 --> 00:02:29,072 - Thank you, Mr. Haggerty. We'll be in touch. 68 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:31,767 - Great, thanks. I'm gonna stand up now. 69 00:02:34,724 --> 00:02:37,028 Captain, sorry to interrupt. 70 00:02:37,072 --> 00:02:39,419 I just got off the phone with the Department of Corrections. 71 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:42,941 They wanted me to let you know that Ernest Zumowski died. 72 00:02:42,985 --> 00:02:44,593 - My goodness. 73 00:02:44,637 --> 00:02:46,419 It's been a while since I've heard that name. 74 00:02:46,463 --> 00:02:48,028 I hunted him for years 75 00:02:48,072 --> 00:02:51,898 and finally caught him and put an end to his bloodlust. 76 00:02:51,941 --> 00:02:56,419 In some sick way, I am who I am because of Ernest Zumowski 77 00:02:56,463 --> 00:02:58,985 AKA... The Disco Strangler. 78 00:02:59,028 --> 00:03:00,767 - Oh, so you knew who I was talking about? 79 00:03:00,811 --> 00:03:02,332 - Yeah, sir, you talk about him a lot. 80 00:03:02,376 --> 00:03:04,463 - You know, the yo-yo was his... Calling card. 81 00:03:04,506 --> 00:03:06,767 - Oh, I mentioned that too? So how'd he die? 82 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,376 - He was in a prison transport van, 83 00:03:08,419 --> 00:03:09,941 and he got in a terrible accident. 84 00:03:09,985 --> 00:03:11,854 It burst into flames, and he was trapped inside. 85 00:03:14,550 --> 00:03:16,637 Well, well, well, he finally did it. 86 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,419 - Died horribly? - Escaped. 87 00:03:19,463 --> 00:03:21,767 Just like he said he would all those years ago. 88 00:03:21,811 --> 00:03:23,376 - I'll be coming back for you. 89 00:03:23,419 --> 00:03:26,898 I'm just like disco, baby. I will never die. 90 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:30,332 - True, disco will never die, but you will... 91 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,289 In your cell, punk. 92 00:03:32,332 --> 00:03:34,854 - Oh, so I've told that part of the story as well? 93 00:03:34,898 --> 00:03:37,332 - Yes, at every Christmas party. 94 00:03:37,376 --> 00:03:38,985 - Sir, I am the first to tout 95 00:03:39,028 --> 00:03:40,854 the capabilities of senior citizens. 96 00:03:40,898 --> 00:03:42,463 I have made love to many, 97 00:03:42,506 --> 00:03:43,941 but the Disco Strangler is over 80. 98 00:03:43,985 --> 00:03:45,941 I doubt that he could pull off an escape like this. 99 00:03:45,985 --> 00:03:47,724 - Oh, that's what he wants you to think. 100 00:03:47,767 --> 00:03:49,419 You're both underestimating him. 101 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,419 I know 28 other people who did that, 102 00:03:51,463 --> 00:03:52,898 and they all ended up with yo-yos 103 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,419 around their throats. Necks. 104 00:03:54,463 --> 00:03:55,941 - Nope, I said "throats," not necks, 105 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:58,593 which means I haven't told that story too many times. 106 00:03:58,637 --> 00:04:01,332 All right, lace up your dancing shoes 107 00:04:01,376 --> 00:04:05,506 because it's time to catch this disco bastard. 108 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:07,550 - Thank you for coming in, Ms. Brennan. 109 00:04:07,593 --> 00:04:09,637 Can you describe your working relationship with Mr. Haggerty? 110 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,071 - Absolutely. Seth hired me three years ago 111 00:04:12,114 --> 00:04:14,593 to help with large-scale statistical arbitrage 112 00:04:14,637 --> 00:04:16,898 and ever since we've been at a steady 18% yield. 113 00:04:16,941 --> 00:04:18,245 - I didn't know most of those words, 114 00:04:18,289 --> 00:04:19,593 but I'm assuming it means you're good at business. 115 00:04:19,637 --> 00:04:21,767 - I am good. I brought in $168 million 116 00:04:21,811 --> 00:04:23,071 to the firm last quarter. 117 00:04:23,114 --> 00:04:24,593 - Wow, that's a lot of money. 118 00:04:24,637 --> 00:04:26,593 Where do you keep it all? It's in a computer. 119 00:04:26,637 --> 00:04:27,985 I've watched too much "DuckTales." 120 00:04:28,027 --> 00:04:29,767 - No, you can never watch too much "DuckTales." 121 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,767 It's my dream to have a gold coin pool. 122 00:04:31,811 --> 00:04:33,550 - Like Scrooge McD. Continue. - Look. 123 00:04:33,593 --> 00:04:35,550 I love my job, and I'm really good at it. 124 00:04:35,593 --> 00:04:37,941 I would never do anything to jeopardize what I have, 125 00:04:37,985 --> 00:04:39,724 and I'm not a violent person, 126 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:41,767 but last night Seth crossed a line. 127 00:04:41,811 --> 00:04:43,767 - Can you tell us what happened? 128 00:04:43,811 --> 00:04:46,767 - I was working late, and he called me into his office. 129 00:04:46,811 --> 00:04:48,332 He had clearly been drinking, 130 00:04:48,376 --> 00:04:49,854 and before I knew it, he pushed me into a desk 131 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:51,506 and he tried to take my clothes off. 132 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:53,289 So I grabbed his stupid golf club 133 00:04:53,332 --> 00:04:54,593 and I hit him in the Cookie Monster, 134 00:04:54,637 --> 00:04:56,332 which is what he calls his penis, by the way. 135 00:04:56,376 --> 00:04:57,419 - Gross. - He's the worst. 136 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,941 My only regret is that I didn't get 137 00:04:58,985 --> 00:05:00,984 in two extra whacks for each of his testicles. 138 00:05:01,027 --> 00:05:02,332 - What does he call those? Bert and Ernie? 139 00:05:02,376 --> 00:05:03,376 - You are actually correct. 140 00:05:03,419 --> 00:05:05,027 - Ugh, I hate that I got that right. 141 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:06,419 - So in conclusion: 142 00:05:06,463 --> 00:05:08,463 the burns on Zumowski's body are consistent 143 00:05:08,506 --> 00:05:10,027 with a massive vehicle fire. 144 00:05:10,071 --> 00:05:12,680 - If this even is his body. - Excuse me? 145 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:14,898 - We're talking about the Disco Strangler... 146 00:05:14,941 --> 00:05:16,941 a serial killer, who for six years 147 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,593 stayed one step ahead of the entire NYPD: 148 00:05:19,637 --> 00:05:21,593 - Not sure he had many steps left in him, sir. 149 00:05:21,637 --> 00:05:23,027 Take a look. - Aw. 150 00:05:23,071 --> 00:05:25,854 He looks fragile and sweet. - Sweet as poison pie. 151 00:05:25,898 --> 00:05:27,811 Were you able to match the dental records 152 00:05:27,854 --> 00:05:30,071 to the Disco Strangler? - No, the body had no teeth. 153 00:05:30,114 --> 00:05:31,767 - Well, that's suspicious. - Not really. 154 00:05:31,811 --> 00:05:33,332 Zumowski didn't have any teeth either. 155 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:35,506 - Due to him being very old? - Yes. 156 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:38,419 - What about the fact that this corpse is 71 inches tall 157 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,550 when the Disco Strangler was 76? 158 00:05:40,593 --> 00:05:41,767 - He shrank over time. 159 00:05:41,811 --> 00:05:42,941 - Is that another old person thing? 160 00:05:42,984 --> 00:05:44,593 - Yes, it is. Another old person thing. 161 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:46,463 - Mm-hmm. - We also have a DNA match 162 00:05:46,506 --> 00:05:47,637 between hair on the head 163 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,940 of this body and the Disco Strangler. 164 00:05:48,984 --> 00:05:50,593 - Sir, this is clearly Zumowski. 165 00:05:50,637 --> 00:05:51,898 And that's a good thing. 166 00:05:51,940 --> 00:05:53,637 You can finally say good-bye to your nemesis. 167 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:54,940 - Thanks, sergeant. That's a nice thought. 168 00:05:54,984 --> 00:05:56,811 For an idiot to have. Look at this. 169 00:05:56,854 --> 00:05:58,027 - A dirty little string? 170 00:05:58,071 --> 00:05:59,593 - Oh, it's not just any old string. 171 00:05:59,637 --> 00:06:02,332 It's a yo-yo string, the most dangerous part of the yo-yo. 172 00:06:02,376 --> 00:06:03,811 The Strangler wanted me to find this. 173 00:06:03,854 --> 00:06:07,332 He's out there, and he's taunting me. 174 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:10,506 - Okay, Ms. Brennan, we've discussed it, 175 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:12,332 and we think you should file charges 176 00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:14,419 against Mr. Haggerty for sexual assault. 177 00:06:14,463 --> 00:06:17,289 Now, I'm not gonna lie to you, it's a difficult process... 178 00:06:17,332 --> 00:06:19,419 - Actually, I'm gonna stop you right there. 179 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:20,811 I don't wanna press charges. 180 00:06:20,854 --> 00:06:22,811 The firm just offered me $2.5 million 181 00:06:22,854 --> 00:06:25,289 if I sign an NDA and let this slide. 182 00:06:25,332 --> 00:06:27,550 - Wait, so you're gonna let Seth get off scot-free? 183 00:06:27,593 --> 00:06:28,767 - Well, that money would go a long way 184 00:06:28,811 --> 00:06:30,593 towards the Scrooge pool. Sorry, ignore me. 185 00:06:30,637 --> 00:06:32,027 "DuckTales." Woo-oo. - I mean, I think 186 00:06:32,071 --> 00:06:33,593 I have to take it. 187 00:06:33,637 --> 00:06:35,419 This is a "he said, she said," situation. 188 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,984 I know how that goes down. 189 00:06:37,027 --> 00:06:39,550 No one's gonna convict him on my word alone. 190 00:06:39,593 --> 00:06:41,680 The system's as broken as Seth's dong. 191 00:06:41,724 --> 00:06:43,593 - No, it's not. I'm the system. 192 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,071 And I'm nothing like Seth's dong. 193 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:46,897 - It feels like we can move off this analogy. 194 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,854 - Just don't sign that NDA right now. 195 00:06:48,897 --> 00:06:50,593 Give us a chance to bring this guy to justice. 196 00:06:50,637 --> 00:06:51,897 - And how are you gonna do that? 197 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:53,593 - By working our asses off to find proof 198 00:06:53,637 --> 00:06:55,376 that he assaulted you, and when we do, 199 00:06:55,419 --> 00:06:57,027 he will go to jail for what he did. 200 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:00,289 I really think we can get him. 201 00:07:02,376 --> 00:07:04,984 - Okay. Yeah, let's do this. 202 00:07:08,332 --> 00:07:10,506 - Oh, man, I'm reading Keri's statement. 203 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:12,114 If I was a woman, I would not work in finance. 204 00:07:12,158 --> 00:07:14,940 - Oh, because it's so easy for women everywhere else. 205 00:07:14,984 --> 00:07:16,506 - Okay, I can tell that I am in trouble. 206 00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:17,680 - You're not in trouble. 207 00:07:17,724 --> 00:07:19,245 I just don't think that men understand 208 00:07:19,289 --> 00:07:21,550 how different everything is for us. 209 00:07:21,593 --> 00:07:23,506 I can think of a million examples from this week alone. 210 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:24,767 - Oh, sick! 211 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,463 - Oh, sick! 212 00:07:26,506 --> 00:07:27,853 - Have a great day. - Oh, thanks. 213 00:07:27,897 --> 00:07:29,245 You too. - Mm-hmm. 214 00:07:29,289 --> 00:07:31,767 You have a beautiful mouth. Have a great day. 215 00:07:31,811 --> 00:07:33,419 - Excuse me, Miss, do you know where 216 00:07:33,463 --> 00:07:34,940 I can find a police officer? 217 00:07:34,984 --> 00:07:36,853 Uh, sir, you're a police officer, right? 218 00:07:36,897 --> 00:07:38,506 - Yeah, I'm a detective. - Oh, thank God. 219 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:39,897 - I'm in uniform! 220 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:41,201 - Oh, that's why you yelled that. 221 00:07:41,245 --> 00:07:42,550 I thought you were just excited 222 00:07:42,593 --> 00:07:44,071 about your general love of uniforms. 223 00:07:44,114 --> 00:07:45,940 - Usually when I yell that, it is because of my love 224 00:07:45,984 --> 00:07:48,245 of uniforms but not today. 225 00:07:48,289 --> 00:07:50,114 Today it was because of that sexist jerk. 226 00:07:50,158 --> 00:07:53,637 - God, how many creeps have I not noticed before... oh, no. 227 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,637 The fruit seller guy on our corner, is he a creep? 228 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,114 - No, he's a real gentleman, which is surprising 229 00:07:58,158 --> 00:08:00,114 because he's always holding those two cantaloupes 230 00:08:00,158 --> 00:08:02,550 and the opportunity to be gross is right there. 231 00:08:02,593 --> 00:08:03,940 - Is it? I've never even noticed that before. 232 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,027 I never wanted to make a comment or anything 233 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:08,637 - like that and thought better. - Anyways. 234 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,593 I am genuinely very sorry 235 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:12,463 that this is something you have to go through all the time. 236 00:08:12,506 --> 00:08:14,114 - It's okay. I'm used to it. 237 00:08:14,158 --> 00:08:15,550 - That's even sadder. 238 00:08:15,593 --> 00:08:17,637 - I know. But you know what's not sad? 239 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,114 That Keri didn't take that insane amount 240 00:08:19,158 --> 00:08:20,463 of hush money, and now we get 241 00:08:20,506 --> 00:08:22,027 to put a bad guy in jail. - Amen. 242 00:08:22,071 --> 00:08:23,767 - Wait, her firm offered her a big deal and you told her 243 00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:24,897 not to take it? - Yeah. 244 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:26,114 Because that would mean letting 245 00:08:26,158 --> 00:08:27,419 a sexual assaulter go free. 246 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:28,593 - Do you have any physical evidence 247 00:08:28,637 --> 00:08:30,071 to prove that he did it? - No. 248 00:08:30,114 --> 00:08:31,593 - So it sounds like he might go free anyway. 249 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:32,853 I mean, at least if she takes the deal, 250 00:08:32,897 --> 00:08:34,114 she won't walk away with nothing. 251 00:08:34,158 --> 00:08:35,506 - I'm surprised you feel like that. 252 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:36,724 You're such a feminist. 253 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:37,897 - I feel like maybe I shouldn't be here. 254 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:39,201 - I am a feminist, but I'm also a realist. 255 00:08:39,245 --> 00:08:40,506 I'm just looking out for the victim. 256 00:08:40,550 --> 00:08:41,593 - Or should I be here because men 257 00:08:41,637 --> 00:08:43,071 should be part of the conversation? 258 00:08:43,114 --> 00:08:44,724 - Let's say best case scenario you do find evidence. 259 00:08:44,766 --> 00:08:46,766 She's still gonna have to go through a very public trial 260 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:48,463 where they drag her name through the mud. 261 00:08:48,506 --> 00:08:49,810 Even if she wins, she still loses. 262 00:08:49,853 --> 00:08:51,114 It's two steps forward, one step back. 263 00:08:51,158 --> 00:08:52,419 - I've landed on active listening. 264 00:08:52,463 --> 00:08:53,680 I will no longer be chiming in. 265 00:08:53,724 --> 00:08:55,419 - Yeah, but when one person comes forward, 266 00:08:55,463 --> 00:08:56,853 it inspires others to speak up. 267 00:08:56,897 --> 00:08:58,593 And that's a hell of a lot better than taking 268 00:08:58,637 --> 00:09:00,550 a deal that lets sexual predators walk free. 269 00:09:00,593 --> 00:09:02,201 - Dude, obviously, I get that. 270 00:09:02,245 --> 00:09:05,027 I'm just saying, remember that there's a very real woman here 271 00:09:05,071 --> 00:09:06,897 whose career and life are gonna be affected 272 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:08,463 by you pursuing this case. 273 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,810 I'm just saying, consider what's best for her. 274 00:09:14,897 --> 00:09:17,637 - All right, the state police is deploying 30 men 275 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,897 and four helicopters to comb the area of the accident. 276 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:21,593 I felt comfortable saying 277 00:09:21,637 --> 00:09:25,940 this disco-man has danced his last disco dance. 278 00:09:25,984 --> 00:09:29,027 - Sir, it's fun to see you breaking out the old lingo, 279 00:09:29,071 --> 00:09:30,897 but do you think you're jumping the gun? 280 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:33,114 All the evidence points to the Strangler being dead. 281 00:09:33,158 --> 00:09:34,897 - Not all the evidence. - Right. 282 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,984 The random piece of thread you think is a yo-yo string. 283 00:09:38,027 --> 00:09:39,114 - It is a yo-yo string. 284 00:09:39,158 --> 00:09:41,027 The most dangerous part of the yo-yo. 285 00:09:41,071 --> 00:09:42,637 - It just feels like you're trying to relive 286 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,593 your glory days. - Absurd. 287 00:09:44,637 --> 00:09:46,766 - Well, what do you have in that box over there? 288 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:49,680 - Memories and keepsakes of my greatest cases. 289 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,158 Mm-hmm. - To remind me 290 00:09:52,201 --> 00:09:53,723 of the Strangler's MO. 291 00:09:53,766 --> 00:09:55,245 He always seduced an accomplice 292 00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:57,593 into doing his fiendish bidding. 293 00:09:57,637 --> 00:09:59,419 I bet it was the van driver. 294 00:09:59,463 --> 00:10:01,071 - You mean the woman who was thrown violently 295 00:10:01,114 --> 00:10:03,114 from the vehicle and just barely survived? 296 00:10:03,158 --> 00:10:05,723 - Yeah, I'm sure she was very "badly injured." 297 00:10:05,766 --> 00:10:08,027 - Sorry if my voice is raspy. 298 00:10:08,071 --> 00:10:09,940 They just took the breathing tube out. 299 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,114 - But they left the BS in? - Good God. 300 00:10:12,158 --> 00:10:13,593 - Whoa. - So, Ms. Park, 301 00:10:13,637 --> 00:10:16,114 it says in my file that you drove Mr. Zumowski 302 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,027 on multiple occasions. - Yes. 303 00:10:18,071 --> 00:10:20,593 Because he had to go to the hospital a lot. 304 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:22,245 He was very, very old. 305 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,940 - She's clearly been seduced. - She has? 306 00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:25,940 - Let's cut the crap. You helped him escape. 307 00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:27,114 You planted a cadaver in the back. 308 00:10:27,158 --> 00:10:28,637 You flipped the van on purpose. 309 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:30,114 Then the Strangler set it on fire 310 00:10:30,158 --> 00:10:32,071 and sprinkled some of his hair nearby 311 00:10:32,114 --> 00:10:33,593 so there'd be a DNA match. 312 00:10:33,637 --> 00:10:35,593 Then he left behind his calling card: 313 00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:37,637 this yo-yo string! 314 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,723 - That's not a yo-yo string. - What? 315 00:10:39,766 --> 00:10:42,463 - That's part of the lanyard we give to the older inmates 316 00:10:42,506 --> 00:10:44,897 when they become fall risks. - You're lying. 317 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,810 You've succumbed to his groovy voodoo! 318 00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:48,419 - Sir, I don't think she's lying. 319 00:10:48,463 --> 00:10:49,723 Look at this photo from the file. 320 00:10:49,766 --> 00:10:51,071 - Oh, my goodness. 321 00:10:51,114 --> 00:10:54,463 So this string is just a string? 322 00:10:54,506 --> 00:10:56,245 The DNA was really a match? 323 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,201 The Disco Strangler is actually dead. 324 00:10:59,245 --> 00:11:04,158 And that chapter of my life is forever closed. 325 00:11:04,201 --> 00:11:07,201 Well, that's... 326 00:11:07,245 --> 00:11:09,636 fantastic news. 327 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:11,419 - Okay, we have you set up here. 328 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,071 We have a VR experience down the hall 329 00:11:13,114 --> 00:11:15,158 where you can fly like a bird, and if you need anything else 330 00:11:15,201 --> 00:11:18,027 just buzz and one of our butlers will assist you. 331 00:11:18,071 --> 00:11:21,114 - This place is amazing. It's like a dream factory. 332 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,550 - We're investigating a sexual assault 333 00:11:22,593 --> 00:11:23,636 that occurred in these offices. 334 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:24,940 - Right, of course. I know. 335 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,766 This is how people get tempted by the devil. 336 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:28,984 I see what you're up to, platter of tiny quiches. 337 00:11:29,027 --> 00:11:31,592 - We need to get someone on the record 338 00:11:31,636 --> 00:11:33,071 about Seth's patterned behaviors. 339 00:11:33,114 --> 00:11:35,114 I think if we start with... 340 00:11:35,158 --> 00:11:36,940 How many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth? 341 00:11:36,984 --> 00:11:38,940 - Five. I'll swallow them. 342 00:11:38,984 --> 00:11:40,853 Let's just start the interviews. 343 00:11:40,897 --> 00:11:42,897 - I don't think something like that would happen here. 344 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,592 It's an extremely professional workplace, 345 00:11:44,636 --> 00:11:46,071 and Seth's a really good guy. 346 00:11:46,114 --> 00:11:47,984 I don't think he's even ever bought a prostitute before. 347 00:11:48,027 --> 00:11:49,506 - Is that the minimum requirement for being 348 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:51,463 a good guy these days? - Can I go? 349 00:11:51,506 --> 00:11:53,636 Beefer's birthday's starting and a bunch of Mets are here. 350 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:54,897 - Present day or '86? 351 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,897 - Both. - I'm gonna escort him back. 352 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:58,158 - Yeah, I'm sorry. 353 00:11:58,201 --> 00:11:59,897 Seth has never been inappropriate with me. 354 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:01,463 He's a really good guy. 355 00:12:01,506 --> 00:12:03,463 Honestly, this is an extremely professional workplace. 356 00:12:03,506 --> 00:12:05,679 - Dude, Beefer just puked in the koi pond. 357 00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:08,506 Oh, sorry, I didn't realize the cop thing was in here. 358 00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:10,636 This is an extremely professional workplace, 359 00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:12,158 and Seth is a really good guy. 360 00:12:12,201 --> 00:12:14,897 - Hey, I'm Beefer. It's my birthday. 361 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:16,549 - Yeah, we heard. - Happy Birthday, Beefer. 362 00:12:16,592 --> 00:12:18,114 - Beefer's not my real name. 363 00:12:18,158 --> 00:12:20,071 They just call me that 'cause I beefed on my first day. 364 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,549 - Okay, but for the record, no one asked. 365 00:12:21,592 --> 00:12:23,592 - I don't have anything bad to say about Seth. 366 00:12:23,636 --> 00:12:25,027 He's a really good guy, 367 00:12:25,071 --> 00:12:27,766 and this office is... what's the word? 368 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:30,114 Extremely professional. - Yes! 369 00:12:30,158 --> 00:12:32,766 - Hello, Sergeant Santiago and Detective Peralta. 370 00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:35,201 I'm the Deputy General Counsel here at the firm. 371 00:12:35,245 --> 00:12:37,027 I can only assume your questioning has revealed 372 00:12:37,071 --> 00:12:39,158 nothing negative about Mr. Haggerty's character. 373 00:12:39,201 --> 00:12:40,766 - Only because you told them exactly what to say. 374 00:12:40,810 --> 00:12:42,158 - We did no such thing. 375 00:12:42,201 --> 00:12:44,636 These allegations of sexual assault are ridiculous. 376 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,810 - If they're so ridiculous, then why offer Keri Brennan 377 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,245 hush money? - That wasn't hush money. 378 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,984 That was a benevolent gesture to allow Ms. Brennan 379 00:12:51,027 --> 00:12:52,853 to get the professional help she so clearly needs. 380 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,201 However, since she has chosen to pursue this matter 381 00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:57,984 with the police, that deal is now null and void. 382 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,636 Furthermore, we are terminating her. 383 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,940 What? - We have a zero 384 00:13:00,984 --> 00:13:02,679 tolerance policy for violence here. 385 00:13:02,723 --> 00:13:04,071 And unlike Ms. Brennan, 386 00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:06,114 Mr. Haggerty has actual evidence of an assault. 387 00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:08,419 - He's talking about my broken penis. 388 00:13:08,463 --> 00:13:10,114 - Yeah, Seth, we know. 389 00:13:12,636 --> 00:13:14,549 - Hey, you never came home last night. 390 00:13:14,592 --> 00:13:15,810 You doing okay? - No, I'm a mess. 391 00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:17,114 I miss Hitchcock. - What? 392 00:13:17,158 --> 00:13:18,853 I was obviously talking to Amy. 393 00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:20,332 - Oh, and who's talking to Scully? 394 00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:23,158 No one. Come on, sandwich. 395 00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:25,245 - Ames, you've been working yourself to the bone 396 00:13:25,289 --> 00:13:27,201 on this case for three days straight. 397 00:13:27,245 --> 00:13:29,071 Now, I'm starting to worry about you. 398 00:13:29,114 --> 00:13:31,071 - I have to solve this case, Jake. 399 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,984 Otherwise Keri lost the settlement 400 00:13:33,027 --> 00:13:35,245 and the job that she loves because of me, 401 00:13:35,289 --> 00:13:36,810 just like Rosa said. 402 00:13:38,505 --> 00:13:40,158 But I can't find anything. 403 00:13:40,201 --> 00:13:42,245 I've read through three years of Seth's emails, 404 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:45,158 and it's mostly inquiries about where he could buy a Batmobile. 405 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:47,158 - Tah, so stupid, but did he find one? 406 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,332 Is it like at a dealership or something? Never mind. 407 00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:52,853 Look, I know this sucks, and I hate to say it, 408 00:13:52,897 --> 00:13:54,549 but we both know sometimes you work a case 409 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:56,158 and you just don't have the evidence. 410 00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:59,289 - This isn't just a case for me. 411 00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:02,940 When I was a rookie at the Six-Four, 412 00:14:02,984 --> 00:14:05,158 my captain was my first mentor. 413 00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:06,853 He helped me get on the detective track, 414 00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:09,984 and he gave me all the best cases. 415 00:14:10,027 --> 00:14:13,376 But when I finally made detective, 416 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:16,114 he took me to dinner and tried to kiss me. 417 00:14:16,158 --> 00:14:19,549 He said that he felt like he deserved something 418 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,376 in return for my career. 419 00:14:22,419 --> 00:14:23,810 I just 420 00:14:23,853 --> 00:14:26,940 ran out of the restaurant back to the office, 421 00:14:26,984 --> 00:14:29,418 and I put in my transfer for the Nine-Nine. 422 00:14:29,462 --> 00:14:31,114 - Oh, man. 423 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,940 I'm so sorry. 424 00:14:35,636 --> 00:14:39,158 - I never told anyone because I felt like 425 00:14:39,201 --> 00:14:41,592 maybe I didn't actually deserve my promotion. 426 00:14:41,636 --> 00:14:44,853 And I worried that I wouldn't get anymore promotions 427 00:14:44,897 --> 00:14:47,158 if I spoke up, so... 428 00:14:47,201 --> 00:14:48,853 - God. 429 00:14:49,853 --> 00:14:51,810 Every time I think I understand how bad it is, 430 00:14:51,853 --> 00:14:53,897 it's just way worse than I imagined. 431 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,332 - This kind of stuff has happened 432 00:14:55,376 --> 00:14:58,853 to literally every woman I know. 433 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:02,201 I just wanted to help make it better for this one woman. 434 00:15:07,897 --> 00:15:10,332 - Okay. - Wait, where are you going? 435 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,505 - I'm gonna go get you a change of clothes and a coffee. 436 00:15:12,549 --> 00:15:14,505 We're not giving up. 437 00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:16,418 - Okay. 438 00:15:16,462 --> 00:15:18,289 Hey, what if we reach out 439 00:15:18,332 --> 00:15:20,332 to all the coworkers again, privately? 440 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,592 Maybe they didn't talk to us 441 00:15:21,636 --> 00:15:23,201 because we interviewed them in their office. 442 00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:25,071 - I think that's a great idea. I'll be right back. 443 00:15:25,114 --> 00:15:26,897 Oh, I'm also gonna grab a comb, 444 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,505 but you don't have to use it unless you decide. 445 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:31,332 - Okay, babe. 446 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,984 - Sir, 447 00:15:33,027 --> 00:15:34,853 you haven't come out of your office in a while. 448 00:15:34,897 --> 00:15:37,158 How are you doing? - Terrible. You were right. 449 00:15:37,201 --> 00:15:40,201 I was trying to relive my glory years, 450 00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:42,810 but the fact remains, they are behind me. 451 00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:45,332 My only nemesis now... 452 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:48,027 Father Time. 453 00:15:48,071 --> 00:15:50,027 - Come on, sir. That's ridiculous. 454 00:15:50,071 --> 00:15:51,375 You're on the cutting edge. 455 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,679 In fact, you're so progressive, 456 00:15:52,723 --> 00:15:54,375 they were scared to make you Police Commissioner. 457 00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:56,331 You're as modern as they come. 458 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,940 What is that noise? 459 00:15:57,984 --> 00:16:00,071 It's my fax machine. - Oh, Captain. 460 00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:04,592 - Zowie. I'm young! - What is it? 461 00:16:04,636 --> 00:16:06,810 - It's an aerial photograph from one of the helicopters 462 00:16:06,853 --> 00:16:09,245 I had deployed. Take a gander, boys. 463 00:16:09,289 --> 00:16:11,462 It's him. The Disco Strangler. 464 00:16:11,505 --> 00:16:13,418 - Oh, my God. You were right. 465 00:16:13,462 --> 00:16:16,027 - Of course I was. I know him better than anyone. 466 00:16:16,071 --> 00:16:18,331 We're two sides of the same... Coin! 467 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,027 - You've told us this story many times. 468 00:16:20,071 --> 00:16:22,114 - And you'll hear it again! 469 00:16:22,158 --> 00:16:24,331 - So we're meeting a guy named Steve. 470 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,201 He said he couldn't speak openly with us 471 00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:27,853 when we met him in the conference room. 472 00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,418 - Steve? I don't remember a Steve. 473 00:16:29,462 --> 00:16:31,201 Who's Steve? - I am. 474 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:33,027 Beefer? 475 00:16:33,071 --> 00:16:35,158 So your real name is Steve? - Yeah, I hate it. 476 00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:37,201 Makes me sound like a douche. - Yeah, Beefer's better. 477 00:16:37,245 --> 00:16:38,897 - So why'd you agree to meet with us? 478 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,984 - I wanted to show you this text chain between Seth 479 00:16:41,027 --> 00:16:43,940 and some of the guys in the office. 480 00:16:43,984 --> 00:16:47,462 - Whoa, Seth describes the night exactly like Keri did. 481 00:16:47,505 --> 00:16:49,810 And then he writes "LOLZ, Epic Fail." 482 00:16:49,853 --> 00:16:51,462 What's this GIF he sent? 483 00:16:51,505 --> 00:16:53,897 - Oh, that's Kelsey Grammer falling off a stage. 484 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,810 I was really torn 485 00:16:55,853 --> 00:16:57,549 about whether or not I should send this to you guys 486 00:16:57,592 --> 00:16:59,331 but then I thought about it for a long time 487 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,505 and realized it was the right thing to do. 488 00:17:01,549 --> 00:17:04,027 - Oh, who would have guessed Beefer's a secret feminist. 489 00:17:04,071 --> 00:17:06,505 - No, gross. I meant it was the right thing to do for me. 490 00:17:06,549 --> 00:17:07,897 - Huh? - If they fire Seth, 491 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,462 I take his job. - Okay. 492 00:17:09,505 --> 00:17:10,984 Well, we got what we needed here. 493 00:17:11,027 --> 00:17:12,158 So I think we're gonna leave 494 00:17:12,201 --> 00:17:13,462 before you ruin the moment any further. 495 00:17:13,505 --> 00:17:14,549 - Sweet. I'll send it to ya. 496 00:17:14,592 --> 00:17:16,114 Thanks for the promosh, narks. 497 00:17:16,158 --> 00:17:18,984 - You're the nark. 498 00:17:20,462 --> 00:17:22,288 - Let's go. - Yeah. 499 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,201 - All right, people, your suspect's name 500 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:29,505 is Ernest Zumowski, better known as the Disco Strangler. 501 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,244 Take a close look. 502 00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:33,244 This is the most dangerous man in America. 503 00:17:33,288 --> 00:17:35,810 5'8", hunched over, 93 pounds 504 00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:37,505 with gray hair and blue-gray skin. 505 00:17:37,549 --> 00:17:39,810 If you encounter him, keep your distance. 506 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,592 - All due respect, sir, seems like a lot of manpower 507 00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:43,114 to take down one sweet-looking old man. 508 00:17:43,158 --> 00:17:45,331 - Oh, he's sweet, all right. Sweet as poison pie. 509 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,158 - Yeah, don't underestimate him! 510 00:17:47,201 --> 00:17:48,897 I know 28 other people who did that, 511 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:51,288 and they all have yo-yos swinging from their throats. 512 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,114 - So you were listening. - Yeah, we were saying that 513 00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:54,810 all along. - Thank you, gentlemen. 514 00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:56,549 All right, troops. Travel in twos. 515 00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:59,592 Keep your eyes open, and for God's sake, 516 00:17:59,636 --> 00:18:01,244 protect the neck. 517 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,984 - Hey, Keri. 518 00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:05,592 Great news: the DA's going to press charges against Haggerty. 519 00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:08,244 - I heard. That's awesome. Thank you, guys. 520 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,027 - Hey, what's with the boxes? Moving to a better desk? 521 00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:13,200 - With a better butler and more of those mini quiches? 522 00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:16,200 - No, I'm taking my stuff home. I had to quit. 523 00:18:16,244 --> 00:18:20,331 Whaaat? 524 00:18:22,897 --> 00:18:25,331 - What do you mean, you quit? Are they forcing you out? 525 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:26,679 Because that's illegal. - No, they're not. 526 00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:28,375 But the whole atmosphere here has changed. 527 00:18:28,418 --> 00:18:30,940 Everybody looks at me like I'm either a victim or a trader. 528 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:34,200 I mean, I'm not even on any of the non-work group texts. 529 00:18:34,244 --> 00:18:36,288 And last night Beefer invited everybody over 530 00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:38,505 for whiskey and cigars, and I wasn't included. 531 00:18:38,549 --> 00:18:40,331 - Well, I mean, is not hanging out 532 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,810 with Beefer really a punishment, per se? 533 00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:44,375 - Yeah, but if I'm not at Beefer's 534 00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:46,331 for whiskey and cigars, then I don't get invited 535 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,853 to Vegas with Slurpie and Trundle, 536 00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:49,897 and I'm definitely not at Skidmark's pig roast. 537 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,549 - Man, these nicknames are just bad. 538 00:18:51,592 --> 00:18:52,853 - I actually came up with Skidmark. 539 00:18:52,897 --> 00:18:54,679 It's very funny if you know the back story. 540 00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:56,462 - He pooped his pants? - Yeah. 541 00:18:56,505 --> 00:18:58,723 But the point is, if I'm not at those events, 542 00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:01,331 then suddenly I'm not looked at for new accounts 543 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:04,766 or promotions or anything. My career here is over. 544 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,853 - I'm really sorry. I feel like a messed up. 545 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,505 I shouldn't have talked you into turning down 546 00:19:08,549 --> 00:19:11,288 that settlement. - Hey, Seth attacked me. 547 00:19:11,331 --> 00:19:12,897 And I'm really proud of myself 548 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,636 that I didn't let him get away with that. 549 00:19:14,679 --> 00:19:17,505 So, even though it sucks, if I had to do it all again, 550 00:19:17,549 --> 00:19:19,375 I would. 551 00:19:19,418 --> 00:19:22,549 Especially the broken penis. 552 00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:25,679 - Why'd she say that to me? - I don't know. 553 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,592 - Freeze! NYPD! 554 00:19:33,636 --> 00:19:35,331 - Is that Raymond Holt I see? 555 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,679 You haven't changed a bit. 556 00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:39,200 - Neither have you, Ernest. - What? 557 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,592 - Neither have you, Ernest. 558 00:19:41,636 --> 00:19:42,853 - What? 559 00:19:42,897 --> 00:19:46,549 Neither have you, Ernest! 560 00:19:46,592 --> 00:19:48,331 - Ugh, this is hard to watch. 561 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,331 - You're just as devious as ever. 562 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,853 You seduced the van driver, didn't you? 563 00:19:51,897 --> 00:19:53,679 - No, I seduced the van driver. 564 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:56,331 She couldn't resist my groovy voodoo. 565 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:59,244 - And the yo-yo string was a message. 566 00:19:59,288 --> 00:20:03,244 - The what was a what? - The yo-yo string was... 567 00:20:03,288 --> 00:20:04,375 - Captain, this is embarrassing. 568 00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:05,940 Can we just take him in? 569 00:20:05,984 --> 00:20:08,418 - Yeah, you're right. This isn't what I hoped for. 570 00:20:08,462 --> 00:20:10,331 Go ahead and cuff him, gently. 571 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,723 - This isn't the last you'll hear from me, Raymond. 572 00:20:12,766 --> 00:20:14,636 I'm never gonna die. - Sure you won't. 573 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:17,244 Whatever makes you feel better. - No, you're the punk. 574 00:20:17,288 --> 00:20:18,940 - Just put him in the car. 575 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,897 - Hey, heard you guys got that finance creep. 576 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,418 Congratulations. - Thanks. 577 00:20:24,462 --> 00:20:25,940 But there's nothing to congratulate me about. 578 00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:28,592 - Amy's just upset because the historically entrenched 579 00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:30,679 patriarchy has created a culture of victim-shaming 580 00:20:30,723 --> 00:20:33,723 that suppresses any power shift in our masculo-phallic system. 581 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,200 - Huh? - I couldn't sleep last night 582 00:20:35,244 --> 00:20:36,940 so I watched a documentary on Netflix about feminism. 583 00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:38,418 - I love you. 584 00:20:38,462 --> 00:20:40,723 Just sucks that she came forward to report an assault 585 00:20:40,766 --> 00:20:42,331 and the only one who truly benefited 586 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,505 is a guy named Beefer. - You don't know Beefer but... 587 00:20:44,549 --> 00:20:45,897 - Oh, I've met plenty of Beefers. 588 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,288 - Yeah. - Look this is a hard fight. 589 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:48,636 But it's an important one. 590 00:20:48,679 --> 00:20:49,940 It's good that you convinced her to press charges. 591 00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:51,418 - But she lost the money, and she had to quit 592 00:20:51,462 --> 00:20:52,636 the job she loves. 593 00:20:52,679 --> 00:20:54,244 That's exactly what you said would happen. 594 00:20:54,288 --> 00:20:56,331 - But you got the guy who assaulted her. 595 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,897 And look over there. 596 00:20:57,940 --> 00:21:00,549 - Keri's coworker? - She came forward to report 597 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,244 an assault because she was inspired by Keri, 598 00:21:02,288 --> 00:21:03,897 which is exactly what you said would happen. 599 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:07,853 Two steps forward, one step back is still one step forward. 600 00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:10,592 You wanna take her statement together? 601 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:13,723 - You know it, sister. - Yeah, don't do that. 602 00:21:13,766 --> 00:21:15,810 - We can be different and still have the same cause. 603 00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:19,810 - Not a doctor. - Shh.