1 00:00:04,785 --> 00:00:05,885 Bottles. 2 00:00:06,513 --> 00:00:08,651 Boyle. Bullpen. 3 00:00:08,687 --> 00:00:09,940 - What are you... - Buh-buh-buh. 4 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:11,868 Bottles, Boyle, bullpen. 5 00:00:12,136 --> 00:00:13,134 Bowling. 6 00:00:13,270 --> 00:00:15,266 Behold, Brooklyn buddies, 7 00:00:15,302 --> 00:00:17,278 Boyle bullpen bottle bowling. 8 00:00:17,413 --> 00:00:19,083 - Beautiful. - Be brave, bro. 9 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:20,118 Be brave. 10 00:00:20,219 --> 00:00:21,416 Bowl! 11 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,061 - Bam! - Bull's-eye! 12 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,028 Booyah! 13 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:33,132 Babushka! 14 00:00:36,714 --> 00:00:38,099 Babushka! 15 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,021 Jakey, I've got a hot case for you. 16 00:01:00,057 --> 00:01:01,047 Ooh, hit me. 17 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:03,196 Okay, Susan Buckley was reported missing 18 00:01:03,232 --> 00:01:05,371 by her psychiatrist, Dr. William Tate. 19 00:01:05,741 --> 00:01:07,406 He thinks that her husband James 20 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:08,707 may have had a mental break 21 00:01:08,743 --> 00:01:09,941 and done something terrible to her. 22 00:01:09,977 --> 00:01:11,375 Ooh, that is a hot case. 23 00:01:11,411 --> 00:01:13,777 Missing woman, psycho husband, creepy shrink. 24 00:01:13,813 --> 00:01:15,360 Dr. Tate was actually quite a nice man. 25 00:01:15,396 --> 00:01:17,095 Yeah, but you know, he's a psychiatrist, 26 00:01:17,131 --> 00:01:19,130 so he's automatically a creep. I've seen movies. 27 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,668 They all turn into super sophisticated, 28 00:01:20,704 --> 00:01:22,069 Chianti-loving cannibals. 29 00:01:22,105 --> 00:01:23,470 Wait, have you never been to therapy? 30 00:01:23,506 --> 00:01:25,148 - No. Don't need it. - Not even after the time 31 00:01:25,184 --> 00:01:26,229 - your wife shot you? - Nope. 32 00:01:26,265 --> 00:01:27,696 What about when you were held at gunpoint 33 00:01:27,732 --> 00:01:29,098 and had to write your own suicide note? 34 00:01:29,134 --> 00:01:30,865 Oh, that was crazy. I forgot about that. 35 00:01:30,901 --> 00:01:32,572 Or when you were falsely accused of bank robbery 36 00:01:32,608 --> 00:01:34,073 - and went to prison? - Was that a big deal? 37 00:01:34,109 --> 00:01:35,727 You joined a gang and tried meth! 38 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:36,866 I didn't want to be anyone's bitch. 39 00:01:36,902 --> 00:01:38,600 Look, it sounds like these things affected you 40 00:01:38,636 --> 00:01:40,194 more than they affected me. Maybe you should go to therapy. 41 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,890 I do. Terry needs a safe space 42 00:01:41,926 --> 00:01:43,064 to process his emotions. 43 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,767 I go twice a week. Couples counseling with my dad, 44 00:01:45,803 --> 00:01:47,855 and then a solo sesh with Dr. Tyler. 45 00:01:47,891 --> 00:01:51,004 Okay, unlike Kooky Charles and Tearful Terry, 46 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:52,588 I am healthy and don't need therapy. 47 00:01:52,724 --> 00:01:55,047 I hear that. I don't go to therapy either. 48 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:57,148 Jake and I are like two penises in a pod. 49 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:58,749 Damn it, Hitchcock, we talked about this. 50 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,117 It never helps when you back me up. 51 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,221 Let's just go, Charles. 52 00:02:02,524 --> 00:02:04,089 Come in, Diaz. 53 00:02:04,616 --> 00:02:06,663 - How'd you know it was me? - The restrained knock. 54 00:02:06,699 --> 00:02:07,897 Everyone else in this office 55 00:02:07,933 --> 00:02:09,484 plays my door like it's a marimba. 56 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,813 The other day, Jeffords gave it three taps 57 00:02:11,849 --> 00:02:13,647 - and two raps. - Was he drunk? 58 00:02:13,683 --> 00:02:15,082 - One can only assume. - Mm. 59 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,083 Anyway, I wanted to invite you and Jocelyn 60 00:02:17,119 --> 00:02:18,683 to dinner at my house this weekend. 61 00:02:18,719 --> 00:02:21,563 Kevin will be making his famous rice. 62 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,064 Thank you for the invite, but I'm not really 63 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,297 having people meet Jocelyn yet. 64 00:02:24,332 --> 00:02:25,460 I'm still feeling things out with her. 65 00:02:25,496 --> 00:02:27,995 But Boyle says you brought Jocelyn to Shaw's last week. 66 00:02:28,037 --> 00:02:29,028 That was unplanned. 67 00:02:29,064 --> 00:02:31,865 Sure, but now that the squad has all met her, surely you can't object 68 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,459 to her having some rice with Kevin and me? 69 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,921 Okay, it's just that you can be a bit... judgmental. 70 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,123 What a stupid thing to say. 71 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,857 Name one time when I have been judgmental. 72 00:02:40,043 --> 00:02:41,540 - Okay. - What a stupid thing to say. 73 00:02:41,576 --> 00:02:43,822 Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago. 74 00:02:43,908 --> 00:02:45,454 Sir, Jocelyn is not like us. 75 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:46,860 - She has feelings. - Huh. 76 00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:48,594 Are you positive this is the woman for you? 77 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:49,771 That is exactly the type of thing 78 00:02:49,807 --> 00:02:51,505 I don't want you to say in front of her. 79 00:02:51,541 --> 00:02:52,946 Sorry. It's not gonna happen. 80 00:02:56,855 --> 00:02:58,044 Kevin, they're not coming. 81 00:02:58,985 --> 00:03:01,283 Yes, I know you've already started soaking the rice. 82 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:02,753 Couldn't we just eat it ourselves? 83 00:03:04,113 --> 00:03:07,477 I understand you purchased four portions of rice. 84 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,788 Yes, that's a great idea. 85 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,939 We'll eat the extra rice for breakfast. 86 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,191 I love you, as well. 87 00:03:16,581 --> 00:03:18,624 Hey, Sarge, a package was delivered 88 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:21,425 to my desk downstairs, addressed to the 99th Precinct, 89 00:03:21,461 --> 00:03:23,873 Sergeant, but it's not for me. 90 00:03:24,348 --> 00:03:25,413 It's a book. 91 00:03:25,448 --> 00:03:26,814 Sounds like something you'd order. 92 00:03:26,849 --> 00:03:28,069 "How to Please Your Wife: 93 00:03:28,105 --> 00:03:30,479 100 Tips to Take Your Sex Life from Blah to Ahhhh." 94 00:03:30,615 --> 00:03:32,645 Yeah. That's not mine. 95 00:03:32,681 --> 00:03:35,588 It also shipped with two gallons of protein powder. 96 00:03:35,624 --> 00:03:38,324 Well, I get my protein from real food. 97 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:40,846 22 meals a day, 1 every 40 minutes. 98 00:03:41,337 --> 00:03:43,927 It's not a big deal, okay? Just take the book. 99 00:03:43,963 --> 00:03:45,528 I promise I won't tell anyone. 100 00:03:45,714 --> 00:03:48,579 Hey, Sarge, I heard you need some sex tips. 101 00:03:48,822 --> 00:03:50,377 Except for the people I already told. 102 00:03:50,413 --> 00:03:52,689 Here's the big one: just lie flat on your back. 103 00:03:52,725 --> 00:03:54,563 - Women love to do all the work. - Ugh. 104 00:03:55,178 --> 00:03:58,459 That's very incorrect, and I don't need sex tips! 105 00:03:58,495 --> 00:04:00,403 Okay, we'll just leave the book here, 106 00:04:00,439 --> 00:04:03,219 and whoever did order it can take it when nobody's looking. 107 00:04:03,255 --> 00:04:04,545 It's not mine! 108 00:04:04,581 --> 00:04:06,668 Terry doesn't order books online. 109 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:08,336 He supports local bookstores. 110 00:04:08,372 --> 00:04:09,691 They're dying, Amy! 111 00:04:10,847 --> 00:04:12,445 Oh, that guy looks like he's wearing a skin mask 112 00:04:12,481 --> 00:04:14,613 over his own face, so I'm guessing it's Dr. Tate. 113 00:04:14,699 --> 00:04:16,178 He has a normal man's face, Jake. 114 00:04:16,264 --> 00:04:18,162 Yes, he does have a normal man's face, 115 00:04:18,198 --> 00:04:19,823 stretched out over his own face, 116 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:21,021 because he is a Hannibal. 117 00:04:21,107 --> 00:04:23,008 Hi there. Dr. Tate, I presume. 118 00:04:23,044 --> 00:04:24,342 Yes. Hi, nice to meet you. 119 00:04:24,378 --> 00:04:25,977 Uh, which one of you is in charge? 120 00:04:26,013 --> 00:04:27,777 - Let the mind games begin. - Excuse me? 121 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,428 Sorry, I am Detective Peralta. 122 00:04:29,464 --> 00:04:31,329 This is Detective Boyle. He's in charge. 123 00:04:31,365 --> 00:04:33,463 Dr. Tate, have you heard anything from Mrs. Buckley? 124 00:04:33,499 --> 00:04:35,413 No, I haven't, and I'm quite worried. 125 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:36,748 I received a frantic, 126 00:04:36,784 --> 00:04:39,049 disturbing call from James yesterday. 127 00:04:39,085 --> 00:04:41,001 He was afraid he'd done something horrible. 128 00:04:41,391 --> 00:04:42,957 I asked him where he was, 129 00:04:42,993 --> 00:04:45,357 and he said he was in the park near the Zen garden. 130 00:04:45,393 --> 00:04:48,158 I suspected he was just experiencing delusions, 131 00:04:48,194 --> 00:04:50,326 but when they didn't show up for therapy today, 132 00:04:50,362 --> 00:04:51,634 I became very concerned. 133 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:52,986 So you think he killed her 134 00:04:53,072 --> 00:04:54,269 and dumped her body in the park? 135 00:04:54,305 --> 00:04:55,437 Sounds like couples counseling 136 00:04:55,473 --> 00:04:56,581 is going really great for them. 137 00:04:56,617 --> 00:04:58,616 Sorry, my partner doesn't believe in therapy. 138 00:04:58,652 --> 00:05:00,650 Oh, that's fine. It's hard for some people. 139 00:05:00,686 --> 00:05:02,067 Title of your sex tape. 140 00:05:02,649 --> 00:05:05,826 Are you normally so cavalier around murder investigations? 141 00:05:05,862 --> 00:05:08,734 Yes, we see a lot of darkness in our line of work, 142 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:10,669 and humor is one of our coping mechanisms. 143 00:05:10,705 --> 00:05:12,440 It's self-preservation through disassociation. 144 00:05:12,476 --> 00:05:13,337 What the? 145 00:05:13,373 --> 00:05:15,111 It's something I've been working on with my therapist. 146 00:05:16,478 --> 00:05:18,076 Well, I act like this 147 00:05:18,112 --> 00:05:20,678 because I'm cool and fun and people like being around me. 148 00:05:20,714 --> 00:05:22,645 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to trigger you. 149 00:05:22,681 --> 00:05:24,007 Okay, Doc, you're not in your office. 150 00:05:24,192 --> 00:05:26,591 You don't have to use words like "triggered" or "in denial." 151 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,925 I didn't say "in denial." Are you in denial? 152 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:31,392 No, I am not, and before you say anything, 153 00:05:31,428 --> 00:05:33,193 I don't want to sleep with my mom either. 154 00:05:33,229 --> 00:05:35,124 Now, why would you bring that up unprompted? 155 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,358 What? You prompted it. 156 00:05:36,494 --> 00:05:37,960 Jake, there's a body over here. 157 00:05:37,996 --> 00:05:39,033 Oh, thank God. 158 00:05:39,069 --> 00:05:40,567 I mean, "Oh, no, death." 159 00:05:40,703 --> 00:05:42,845 I mean... I don't want to sleep with my mom, okay? 160 00:05:46,392 --> 00:05:48,255 I know this is the wrong takeaway from this case board, 161 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,839 but I really love the new yarn you're using. 162 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,602 - There are sparkles in it. - I noticed. 163 00:05:51,638 --> 00:05:52,985 Okay, so let's go over what we got. 164 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,345 No witnesses, no weapon. Bruising indicates a struggle. 165 00:05:55,381 --> 00:05:56,971 No conclusive DNA found at the scene 166 00:05:57,007 --> 00:05:58,504 other than from the three of us who found the body. 167 00:05:58,540 --> 00:06:01,125 And our chief suspect, James Buckley, has disappeared. 168 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,927 But he has no motive, no criminal record, 169 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,294 and according to his credit card statement, 170 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:06,280 had just purchased two sombreros. 171 00:06:06,316 --> 00:06:07,448 Kind of weird to give someone a sombrero 172 00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:08,788 when you're about to murder them. 173 00:06:08,824 --> 00:06:10,780 Well, both sombreros could have been for him. 174 00:06:10,915 --> 00:06:12,379 It's always good to have a backup sombrero. 175 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,513 Please stop pronouncing it like that. 176 00:06:13,548 --> 00:06:14,679 What, pronouncing sombreros 177 00:06:14,714 --> 00:06:15,777 - like sombrero? - Yes. 178 00:06:15,813 --> 00:06:17,921 Fine, if you want me to pronounce it the wrong way. 179 00:06:18,085 --> 00:06:19,947 Look, I think James is a good suspect. 180 00:06:19,982 --> 00:06:21,413 We have Dr. Tate's notebooks, 181 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:23,213 and they specifically mention that he's been having 182 00:06:23,298 --> 00:06:24,930 violent fantasies for the last few months. 183 00:06:24,965 --> 00:06:27,263 And you want us to just blindly trust Dr. Tate? 184 00:06:27,298 --> 00:06:29,109 He's a creepy therapist. They all are. 185 00:06:29,145 --> 00:06:31,009 What kind of profession requires a couch? 186 00:06:31,045 --> 00:06:32,945 Lots of them. My cousin Pam has a couch 187 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:34,946 in his bird store. Would you call that creepy? 188 00:06:35,181 --> 00:06:37,179 Yes! Decidedly so. 189 00:06:37,214 --> 00:06:38,947 You always get upset when I bring up Pam. 190 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:40,851 Whatever. Can we please just go check out James's apartment? 191 00:06:40,887 --> 00:06:41,756 Mm-hmm. 192 00:06:46,414 --> 00:06:48,213 Hello, gentlemen. How is your day going? 193 00:06:48,248 --> 00:06:50,446 Great. I just woke up from my morning nap. 194 00:06:50,481 --> 00:06:52,680 I mean, my... morning nap. 195 00:06:52,715 --> 00:06:55,651 It's fine. It's good to be rested at work. 196 00:06:55,687 --> 00:06:58,295 Okay. Are you trying to prove that you can be nonjudgmental? 197 00:06:58,781 --> 00:07:00,279 Rosa, I didn't see you there. 198 00:07:00,314 --> 00:07:03,128 I was just having a friendly chat with my employees. 199 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,680 So, uh, boys, tell me, what are you doing this weekend? 200 00:07:05,715 --> 00:07:08,783 Well, we're going to a sauce launch party at Wing Slutz. 201 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:11,179 Sounds like a neat cultural event. 202 00:07:11,214 --> 00:07:12,887 They're introducing a new dairy-based sauce 203 00:07:12,923 --> 00:07:14,674 called Cream Dream. 204 00:07:15,481 --> 00:07:16,413 Mmm. 205 00:07:16,448 --> 00:07:18,546 And everyone who comes gets a free bucket. 206 00:07:18,581 --> 00:07:19,709 You want to know what that's called? 207 00:07:19,745 --> 00:07:21,279 - Of course I do. - No, you don't. 208 00:07:21,314 --> 00:07:23,012 None of us do. You proved your point. 209 00:07:23,047 --> 00:07:24,847 If you want to meet Jocelyn so bad, you can. 210 00:07:24,882 --> 00:07:25,940 You win. 211 00:07:26,047 --> 00:07:27,179 Okay, well, that's Friday night. 212 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:28,913 Now, every Saturday morning, 213 00:07:28,947 --> 00:07:30,146 we go to the public baths. 214 00:07:30,181 --> 00:07:31,696 I get it. You lead colorful lives. 215 00:07:31,732 --> 00:07:33,046 Let's end this, shall we? 216 00:07:33,715 --> 00:07:35,979 Okay, so the neighbors say they haven't seen or heard 217 00:07:36,014 --> 00:07:38,113 any activity in the Buckleys' apartment, and... 218 00:07:38,148 --> 00:07:39,446 What is he doing here? 219 00:07:39,481 --> 00:07:41,113 If we find James and he's unstable, 220 00:07:41,148 --> 00:07:42,446 Dr. Tate could talk him down. 221 00:07:42,481 --> 00:07:43,813 - Hello, Peralta. - Plus, on the ride over, 222 00:07:43,848 --> 00:07:45,313 - he gave me a quickie. - A what? 223 00:07:45,348 --> 00:07:47,079 A quick therapy session. We talked about so much. 224 00:07:47,114 --> 00:07:48,413 Did you know that I have a tendency 225 00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:50,113 - to be unconsciously sexual? - Yes. 226 00:07:50,148 --> 00:07:51,113 It's a real tough nut to bust. 227 00:07:51,148 --> 00:07:52,613 Oh, you're doing it again. 228 00:07:52,648 --> 00:07:54,079 Oh, okay, I think I hear it. 229 00:07:54,114 --> 00:07:55,446 - You think you hear it? - Mm-hmm. 230 00:07:55,481 --> 00:07:57,314 Whatever, let's just do this, okay? 231 00:07:57,350 --> 00:07:58,782 open up. 232 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:02,313 That's weird. 233 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:03,946 - The door's unlocked. - That's too bad. 234 00:08:03,981 --> 00:08:05,179 I love watching you pound one out. 235 00:08:05,214 --> 00:08:06,946 - Charles. - What? That was sexual? 236 00:08:06,981 --> 00:08:08,246 - Which part? - All of the parts! 237 00:08:08,281 --> 00:08:09,434 All right, you stay here. 238 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:10,613 Charles, we're going in. 239 00:08:15,619 --> 00:08:17,192 - Bedroom's clear. - The kitchen's clear. 240 00:08:17,228 --> 00:08:18,613 Did you see anything suspicious? 241 00:08:18,648 --> 00:08:19,847 Nothing, except for these 242 00:08:19,881 --> 00:08:21,658 laughing Jesus paintings everywhere. 243 00:08:22,314 --> 00:08:24,013 - Why is he in front of a tepee? - I don't know. 244 00:08:24,049 --> 00:08:25,980 The one in the kitchen has him at the last supper, 245 00:08:26,016 --> 00:08:27,914 but all the apostles are McDonald's characters. 246 00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,512 - Which one's Judas? - The Hamburglar. 247 00:08:29,548 --> 00:08:31,346 Knew it as soon as I asked. You check the bathroom? 248 00:08:31,381 --> 00:08:32,979 - No, where is it? - It's right over there. 249 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,012 - Clear. - Cool. 250 00:08:37,047 --> 00:08:38,594 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Well, Dr. Tate, 251 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:39,618 we will meet you back at the car. 252 00:08:39,654 --> 00:08:41,624 We just want to check some things out for one more minute. 253 00:08:42,281 --> 00:08:43,747 - Did you notice that? - The painting in the bathroom 254 00:08:43,782 --> 00:08:44,884 of Jesus standing over a vent 255 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,352 with his robe blowing up like Marilyn Monroe? 256 00:08:46,388 --> 00:08:48,478 No. Dr. Tate is the killer. 257 00:08:49,605 --> 00:08:50,910 - Hey, Santiago. - Hey. 258 00:08:50,946 --> 00:08:53,279 Can you help me put up these flyers around the office? 259 00:08:53,314 --> 00:08:54,290 Mm-hmm. 260 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,299 "Lost sex book. Delivered by accident 261 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,600 to Sergeant Jeffords, who doesn't need it." 262 00:08:58,636 --> 00:08:59,734 Terry, come on. 263 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:01,268 Nobody cares about your sex life. 264 00:09:01,304 --> 00:09:02,436 Just take the book home. 265 00:09:04,881 --> 00:09:07,113 Take someone else's book home? 266 00:09:07,148 --> 00:09:09,146 That's stealing and mail fraud. 267 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,249 I can't believe you would even suggest that. 268 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:12,551 Look, I think it's so great 269 00:09:12,587 --> 00:09:13,778 that you've been married so long 270 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,445 and want to keep it fresh. 271 00:09:15,481 --> 00:09:18,179 I hope Jake does that for me if our sex life ever takes a dip. 272 00:09:18,214 --> 00:09:20,012 Dip? Oh, there is no dip. 273 00:09:20,047 --> 00:09:22,246 - Just ask Sharon. - Oh, no, please. 274 00:09:22,281 --> 00:09:24,079 I don't want to do that. That's not necessary. 275 00:09:24,114 --> 00:09:26,067 - It's okay. I believe you. - Hey, hon. 276 00:09:26,615 --> 00:09:29,430 Yeah, could you tell Amy how good I am in bed? 277 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:31,202 Because I'm a sex machine who... 278 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,617 Oh, on speaker? 279 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,398 Oh, hey, girls. How was school? 280 00:09:36,782 --> 00:09:38,279 Why do you think Dr. Tate's the murderer? 281 00:09:38,314 --> 00:09:39,646 He already knew where the bathroom was. 282 00:09:39,681 --> 00:09:41,146 He's clearly been here before. 283 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,480 Well, he probably just guessed, because it's obvious. 284 00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:44,580 This is New York. 285 00:09:44,798 --> 00:09:46,097 It's never obvious where the bathroom is. 286 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,632 I once had an apartment where the toilet 287 00:09:47,668 --> 00:09:49,113 was literally in the refrigerator. 288 00:09:49,148 --> 00:09:51,146 I bet he was sleeping with Susan. 289 00:09:51,181 --> 00:09:52,979 Therapists are always having affairs with their patients. 290 00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:54,446 - That's not true. - Oh, really? 291 00:09:54,481 --> 00:09:56,146 Tell that to the ten minutes of "Bikini Shrink" 292 00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:58,246 I watched on Cinemax when I was 13. 293 00:09:58,281 --> 00:09:59,946 Dr. Juggs was insatiable. 294 00:09:59,981 --> 00:10:01,979 James was ill. We have months of notes 295 00:10:02,014 --> 00:10:03,446 saying he was increasingly unstable. 296 00:10:03,481 --> 00:10:05,346 First of all, people with mental illness 297 00:10:05,381 --> 00:10:07,146 are much more likely to be the victims than the perpetrators. 298 00:10:07,181 --> 00:10:08,946 I heard that on NPR when I was in the room 299 00:10:08,981 --> 00:10:10,446 - while Amy was listening to NPR. - Ah. 300 00:10:10,481 --> 00:10:13,113 And second, I bet Dr. Tate's notes are fake. 301 00:10:13,148 --> 00:10:14,733 I mean, you know what was in Dr. Juggs's notes? 302 00:10:14,768 --> 00:10:16,179 - What? - Stick figures doing it. 303 00:10:16,214 --> 00:10:18,188 - What does that prove? - I don't know, but it was hot. 304 00:10:18,648 --> 00:10:20,779 All I'm saying is, something feels suspicious to me here. 305 00:10:20,814 --> 00:10:22,246 Maybe we should go to Dr. Tate's office 306 00:10:22,281 --> 00:10:23,746 and see if we can find the missing notebooks. 307 00:10:23,781 --> 00:10:24,912 Wait, you're basing this all on the fact 308 00:10:24,947 --> 00:10:26,613 that he knew where a bathroom was? 309 00:10:26,648 --> 00:10:28,812 And his DNA was at the scene where we discovered the body. 310 00:10:28,847 --> 00:10:30,179 I bet that's why 311 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:31,912 he insisted on coming with us to the park. 312 00:10:31,947 --> 00:10:33,613 You've been weird about Dr. Tate from the start. 313 00:10:33,648 --> 00:10:34,779 To me, the evidence suggests 314 00:10:34,814 --> 00:10:36,313 that James killed his wife and fled. 315 00:10:36,348 --> 00:10:38,554 It's my case, and that's the lead we're following. 316 00:10:39,481 --> 00:10:40,513 Okay. 317 00:10:40,648 --> 00:10:41,946 You're right. I'm sorry. 318 00:10:41,981 --> 00:10:43,680 I was being unfair. It's your case. 319 00:10:43,715 --> 00:10:44,946 You call in an APB, 320 00:10:44,981 --> 00:10:46,246 and I will meet you back at the precinct. 321 00:10:46,281 --> 00:10:47,687 I'm just gonna swing by the bank. 322 00:10:47,722 --> 00:10:49,113 You're not gonna go to Dr. Tate's office 323 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,279 and search it behind my back, are you? 324 00:10:50,314 --> 00:10:51,113 What? Charles, no. 325 00:10:51,148 --> 00:10:52,683 I wouldn't do that. You can trust me. 326 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,577 - Okay, I trust you. - Good. You should. 327 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:55,971 - Well, I do. - Great, because you can. 328 00:10:56,007 --> 00:10:57,146 - I feel good about it. - Good, you should. 329 00:10:57,181 --> 00:10:58,513 I think it's the right choice. 330 00:10:58,548 --> 00:11:00,099 You're making the right call by trusting me. 331 00:11:00,348 --> 00:11:01,380 Not. 332 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:03,111 "Wayne's World." Sweet. 333 00:11:11,174 --> 00:11:12,306 All right, think. 334 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:14,183 Where would I hide the real notebook 335 00:11:14,219 --> 00:11:15,750 if I was a creepy therapist? 336 00:11:15,871 --> 00:11:17,769 In my butt. 337 00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:19,462 Focus, Jake. 338 00:11:19,497 --> 00:11:21,044 Now is not the time for being hilarious. 339 00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:30,294 What have we here? 340 00:11:31,163 --> 00:11:33,061 James and Susan Buckley. 341 00:11:38,163 --> 00:11:39,595 So your day's been going well? 342 00:11:39,630 --> 00:11:41,428 - It has, it has. - They're blocking my way out. 343 00:11:41,463 --> 00:11:43,195 A cancellation, and so I was able 344 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:45,028 to get more work done. 345 00:11:45,063 --> 00:11:46,462 Yeah. Well, that's always nice. 346 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,028 Same thing happened to me yesterday. 347 00:11:48,063 --> 00:11:50,727 - Is that right? - Yeah, two cancellations. 348 00:11:50,762 --> 00:11:53,462 You know? At least it wasn't three. 349 00:11:53,497 --> 00:11:55,028 Have a good afternoon. 350 00:11:55,063 --> 00:11:56,028 - You too. - Okay. 351 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,562 See you in the morning. 352 00:11:57,597 --> 00:11:59,465 Oh, um, can I help you? 353 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:00,500 Yes. 354 00:12:00,836 --> 00:12:02,687 I am... 355 00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:05,028 your new patient. 356 00:12:05,063 --> 00:12:06,375 - Garrett? - Garrett... 357 00:12:06,929 --> 00:12:08,061 is my name, yes. 358 00:12:08,096 --> 00:12:09,595 You're an hour and a half early. 359 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:12,395 I know. I have problems with time management. 360 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:14,095 That's the issue I want to talk about. 361 00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,861 On the phone, you said you were concerned 362 00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:17,462 you might have multiple personality disorder. 363 00:12:17,497 --> 00:12:18,947 Yep, that too. 364 00:12:18,983 --> 00:12:20,462 Got buttloads of peeps living in my brain, 365 00:12:20,497 --> 00:12:21,961 no doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt. 366 00:12:21,996 --> 00:12:22,935 We should talk about it. 367 00:12:23,331 --> 00:12:25,795 I can't believe it's taken so long for us to meet. 368 00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:27,096 You're so nice. 369 00:12:27,132 --> 00:12:28,431 Oh, I don't know about that, Jocelyn. 370 00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:29,765 I'm just being myself. 371 00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:31,333 Well, you're very sweet 372 00:12:31,369 --> 00:12:33,027 about the cosmetology thing. 373 00:12:33,063 --> 00:12:34,961 A lot of people are dismissive of hairstylists. 374 00:12:34,996 --> 00:12:36,395 It makes no sense. 375 00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:38,361 If we didn't have hairstylists to cut our hair, 376 00:12:38,396 --> 00:12:40,028 our hair would be far too long. 377 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,061 Wow, great compliment. 378 00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:43,428 Hey, you're the girl 379 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,061 from the diarrhea commercial, aren't you? 380 00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:46,428 You get diarrhea on the plane. 381 00:12:46,463 --> 00:12:47,961 - That's not true. - Yeah, move along. 382 00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:49,727 I don't get diarrhea on the plane. 383 00:12:49,762 --> 00:12:51,396 I get diarrhea in the airport. 384 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,703 What's going on? 385 00:12:55,073 --> 00:12:58,060 Are you... an actor? 386 00:12:58,096 --> 00:13:00,395 Well, you don't have to sound so grossed out. 387 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:02,727 I can see why you didn't want him meeting Jocelyn. 388 00:13:02,762 --> 00:13:04,528 - Excuse me? - This isn't Jocelyn. 389 00:13:04,563 --> 00:13:06,195 It's Sheena. She's an actress. 390 00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:08,454 Yeah, I was in an episode of "SVU." 391 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:10,128 I say, "We want answers." 392 00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:11,495 The director tried to replace me, 393 00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:13,794 but Mariska said it would take too much time, 394 00:13:13,829 --> 00:13:16,361 and then they all agreed I'd probably cut together fine. 395 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,395 Look, Diaz, I've obviously misread our relationship. 396 00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:21,295 You didn't want me to meet the real Jocelyn 397 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:24,727 because we're not as close as I thought we were, so... 398 00:13:25,716 --> 00:13:26,826 message received. 399 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,975 Hey, so you don't by any chance 400 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,210 need any molly, do you? 401 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,111 - I'm a cop. - And scene. 402 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,983 Now I'm out of character, and I don't sell any drugs. 403 00:13:38,019 --> 00:13:39,017 I am leaving. 404 00:13:39,196 --> 00:13:40,328 So, Garrett, 405 00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:41,727 where would you like to begin? 406 00:13:41,762 --> 00:13:44,028 You know what, can we crack the door a little? 407 00:13:44,063 --> 00:13:45,661 I get very claustrophobic, 408 00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:48,395 probably from all the different people living in my head. 409 00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:50,295 We usually keep it closed for privacy, 410 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,040 but whatever makes you comfortable. 411 00:13:52,076 --> 00:13:53,047 Thank you. 412 00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:56,961 Damn it, he's still here. 413 00:13:56,996 --> 00:13:58,213 - Excuse me? - Hmm? 414 00:13:58,386 --> 00:14:01,783 Uh, I was just talking to another one of the voices. 415 00:14:01,819 --> 00:14:03,251 - Is it Tatiana? - Who now? 416 00:14:03,287 --> 00:14:04,752 The mischievous seven-year-old British girl 417 00:14:04,788 --> 00:14:06,087 you told me about on the phone? 418 00:14:06,123 --> 00:14:07,254 May I speak with her? 419 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,065 Uh... 420 00:14:11,227 --> 00:14:12,339 Yes? 421 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,505 Hello, Doctor. 422 00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:17,028 I'm from Wussex. 423 00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,527 Is that an actual place in England? 424 00:14:18,562 --> 00:14:19,727 How should I know? 425 00:14:19,762 --> 00:14:22,128 I'm just a little girl, I am, I am. 426 00:14:22,163 --> 00:14:24,195 Well, it's nice to speak with you, Tatiana. 427 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,861 Can I say hello to Brian, 428 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,998 the bookkeeper from Central London? 429 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:31,594 Cheers, I'm Brian. 430 00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:34,527 I like bookkeeping right in the middle of London. 431 00:14:34,562 --> 00:14:38,527 Did I tell you a full list of my many personalities 432 00:14:38,562 --> 00:14:40,027 when I called you on the ol' telly, innit? 433 00:14:40,063 --> 00:14:41,061 Yes, you did. 434 00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:43,368 And are any of 'em, hopefully, 435 00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,195 not from England? 436 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:46,195 There's Geoffrey. 437 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,794 You said he's Australian. 438 00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:50,520 Aww, crikey. 439 00:14:51,096 --> 00:14:53,027 Hey, Sarge. I saw the flyers. 440 00:14:54,096 --> 00:14:55,428 You really put a lot of them up, huh? 441 00:14:55,463 --> 00:14:57,095 I just want to make extra sure 442 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,561 we find the real book-buyer. 443 00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:01,527 Do you think it's this kind of overcompensation 444 00:15:01,562 --> 00:15:04,195 that's been making things difficult in the bedroom? 445 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:06,071 Oh, I don't compensate. 446 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:08,156 I procreate. Three kids. 447 00:15:08,192 --> 00:15:10,361 Okay. Weird brag. 448 00:15:10,396 --> 00:15:12,727 Look, just take the book. Nobody cares. 449 00:15:12,762 --> 00:15:15,961 Hey, I just saw this. I think you have my book. 450 00:15:15,996 --> 00:15:17,762 Oh, really? 451 00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:20,228 Told ya! 452 00:15:20,263 --> 00:15:21,894 But you're not even married, Scully. 453 00:15:21,929 --> 00:15:23,527 I'm in a committed relationship, 454 00:15:23,562 --> 00:15:25,428 and Cindy Shatz says I'm a selfish lover. 455 00:15:25,462 --> 00:15:27,261 All right, well, what about the protein powder? 456 00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:28,461 I'm trying to get ripped. 457 00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:29,694 I drink, like, six shakes a day, 458 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,928 but nothing's happening. 459 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,195 - Do you also exercise? - What? 460 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:33,361 You're supposed to exercise? 461 00:15:33,396 --> 00:15:34,861 You know what, keep the powder. 462 00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:36,361 I'll drink normal milkshakes. 463 00:15:36,396 --> 00:15:38,961 And you thought that was my book. 464 00:15:38,996 --> 00:15:40,857 Shame on you, Amy. 465 00:15:40,893 --> 00:15:42,114 Shame on you. 466 00:15:44,656 --> 00:15:46,064 You got the book? 467 00:15:48,996 --> 00:15:50,594 You should know, things are good with Sharon. 468 00:15:50,629 --> 00:15:52,861 I just want to make sure we're as happy in our relationship 469 00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:54,195 - as we can be. - That's nice, Sarge. 470 00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:55,395 Sorry you had to embarrass yourself. 471 00:15:55,429 --> 00:15:56,527 Not a big deal. 472 00:15:56,562 --> 00:15:58,507 I guess I just don't care what other people think of me. 473 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,061 That's actually pretty inspiring. 474 00:16:00,096 --> 00:16:01,295 I wish I was more like that. 475 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:02,659 Yeah. Now, if you'll excuse me... 476 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,261 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey! 477 00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:06,629 You're not gonna wait for me to leave? 478 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:09,493 Like I said, I just don't care. 479 00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:13,526 Well, Garrett, our time is up. 480 00:16:13,562 --> 00:16:14,861 Shall we pick up here next week? 481 00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:17,195 No, I can't go. 482 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:21,095 There's still someone left inside that wants to talk. 483 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,295 Do you mean Satchel, 484 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,761 the "gentle African-American man 485 00:16:24,796 --> 00:16:26,360 who was born in 1908"? 486 00:16:26,963 --> 00:16:29,295 Oh, no, you know what? 487 00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:30,894 Satchel probably shouldn't come out right now. 488 00:16:30,929 --> 00:16:32,028 Or ever, for that matter. 489 00:16:32,063 --> 00:16:33,727 Garrett, I can only help you 490 00:16:33,762 --> 00:16:35,016 if you open up. 491 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,627 And then Dufresne 492 00:16:39,662 --> 00:16:43,682 escaped through the tunnels of Shawshank Prison. 493 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,161 He was my friend. 494 00:16:46,196 --> 00:16:48,060 Are you just doing Morgan Freeman? 495 00:16:48,829 --> 00:16:49,794 Ah, yes! 496 00:16:49,829 --> 00:16:51,095 You calling me on it 497 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:52,361 just gave me a major breakthrough. 498 00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:54,471 I'm cured! Anyway, deuces, Doc! 499 00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:03,328 I've got you now, you son of a bitch. 500 00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:04,995 Hello, Peralta. 501 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:07,594 You really thought you could sneak around my office 502 00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:08,928 without me noticing, huh? 503 00:17:08,963 --> 00:17:10,028 How'd you know I was in there? 504 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,928 Your shampoo left an odor. 505 00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:13,295 I could smell you. 506 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:16,492 I knew it! You're a Hannibal. 507 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,089 Pull over right here. Cut the engine. 508 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,111 Why are you doing this? 509 00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:27,645 Because you found my notebooks, 510 00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:31,044 and I assume you've deduced what I did to Susan and James. 511 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,778 - You killed James too? - Oops. 512 00:17:32,814 --> 00:17:34,445 I guess you only deduced the Susan part. 513 00:17:34,481 --> 00:17:35,711 But it doesn't matter. 514 00:17:35,747 --> 00:17:37,814 You never would have thought that James was a suspect. 515 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:40,182 He was such a kind and gentle man. 516 00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:41,749 So why did you kill them? 517 00:17:41,785 --> 00:17:43,284 Well, because they were gonna tell people 518 00:17:43,319 --> 00:17:45,951 about my affair with Susan and ruin my career. 519 00:17:45,987 --> 00:17:47,685 - I knew it. - I had to do it 520 00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:49,087 for the sake of my other patients. 521 00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:50,787 You know, there are a lot of people 522 00:17:50,823 --> 00:17:52,321 who depend on me for their well-being. 523 00:17:52,357 --> 00:17:54,356 Yeah, except for the ones that you murder. 524 00:17:54,392 --> 00:17:56,857 - That's only happened twice. - It's happened before? 525 00:17:56,893 --> 00:17:58,791 The Rothmans. Nobody misses them. 526 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,759 You really are a terrible therapist. 527 00:18:00,795 --> 00:18:03,326 Oh, wow, strong words for someone 528 00:18:03,362 --> 00:18:06,527 who is clearly scared to talk about his own issues. 529 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,327 I'm not scared, okay? 530 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,796 For example, I had an issue 531 00:18:09,832 --> 00:18:11,530 with texting while driving, but I fixed it. 532 00:18:11,566 --> 00:18:13,666 Now I just don't look at my phone while I type. 533 00:18:13,702 --> 00:18:14,667 Case in point. 534 00:18:14,703 --> 00:18:15,834 Just know that you died 535 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,360 without saying anything real. 536 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,784 Okay, okay, okay! Stop. 537 00:18:18,968 --> 00:18:20,299 Fine, you want something real? 538 00:18:20,335 --> 00:18:22,067 I tried therapy. It only made things worse. 539 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,601 Uh-huh. Go on. 540 00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:26,369 When I was a kid, I was acting out at school, 541 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,703 so they made me and my parents do family counseling, 542 00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:30,804 but instead of helping me with my problems, 543 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,072 the stupid therapist just brought up 544 00:18:32,108 --> 00:18:33,373 all my parents' issues. 545 00:18:33,409 --> 00:18:35,041 And once it was all out in the open, 546 00:18:35,077 --> 00:18:36,641 they fought all the time and eventually got divorced, 547 00:18:36,677 --> 00:18:40,143 and everything good in my life just... went away. 548 00:18:40,179 --> 00:18:41,810 Interesting. So you actually 549 00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:44,277 blame yourself for your parents' divorce? 550 00:18:44,313 --> 00:18:46,113 No, I blame the therapy, 551 00:18:46,149 --> 00:18:47,880 which we only had to do because I... 552 00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:49,148 oh, my God. 553 00:18:49,184 --> 00:18:50,586 I do blame myself. 554 00:18:50,622 --> 00:18:53,232 Oh, here come the waterworks. 555 00:18:57,729 --> 00:18:59,661 Excuse me, do you have a less crinkly dollar 556 00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:01,528 - I could trade you for? - Of course I do. 557 00:19:01,564 --> 00:19:03,421 None of my dollars has a single crinkle. 558 00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:05,355 When they do, I steam them. 559 00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:08,223 Oh. Wow, that is crisp. 560 00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:10,391 Can't wait to get this baby home and flatten it out. 561 00:19:11,795 --> 00:19:13,094 - Almonds, nice choice. - Oh, thanks. 562 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:14,427 They're, uh... they're not for me. 563 00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:16,662 They're for my girlfriend, Detective Diaz. 564 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,362 Oh, you must be Jocelyn. 565 00:19:19,398 --> 00:19:20,864 What? No, I'm Denise. 566 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,297 Who's Jocelyn? Is Rosa cheating on me? 567 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,265 Oh, my... 568 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:26,649 No, that was a joke. 569 00:19:26,735 --> 00:19:28,268 I'm sorry, I thought it would be funny. 570 00:19:28,304 --> 00:19:29,603 I am Jocelyn. 571 00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:32,601 Oh, that was actually very funny. 572 00:19:32,636 --> 00:19:33,866 I didn't know what was happening, 573 00:19:33,902 --> 00:19:35,167 and then I thought I knew what was happening, 574 00:19:35,202 --> 00:19:36,701 but what I thought I knew was happening 575 00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:38,878 wasn't what was happening. 576 00:19:38,914 --> 00:19:39,964 That's very good. 577 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,264 - You must be Captain Holt. - Mm-hmm. 578 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,634 - Hey. - Hey. 579 00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:43,696 Uh, can you give us a second, babe? 580 00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:45,031 Yeah, I'll wait out there. 581 00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:46,398 Pleasure to meet you, Captain. 582 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,568 So this is Jocelyn? 583 00:19:50,604 --> 00:19:52,269 I'm glad you got to meet her. For the record, 584 00:19:52,305 --> 00:19:54,071 I wasn't keeping her from you because I was afraid 585 00:19:54,107 --> 00:19:55,471 you were gonna hurt her feelings by being judgy. 586 00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:57,087 I think it's hilarious when you're judgy. 587 00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:59,195 It's because I was afraid you weren't gonna like her. 588 00:19:59,303 --> 00:20:00,983 You and I are close, and I... 589 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:03,234 I value your opinion. 590 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,335 Well, she seems great, 591 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,737 in our limited interaction. 592 00:20:05,773 --> 00:20:07,005 Maybe you could get to know her better 593 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,939 over Kevin's rice this weekend? 594 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,117 That would be great. 595 00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:12,028 You might want to save your girlfriend. 596 00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:13,144 She's talking to Hitchcock. 597 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,578 Damn it, Hitchcock! 598 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:16,434 So I joke about my father so much 599 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:19,169 to avoid processing all the pain he's caused me. 600 00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:21,904 Yes. You are doing such great work here. 601 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,504 - I'm really feeling it. - Yeah. 602 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:27,238 Now, I'm sorry, but our session is coming to a close. 603 00:20:27,324 --> 00:20:29,556 I guess I'll have to bill your widow. 604 00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:31,224 Wow, that is cold-blooded, 605 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,444 but I got to hand it to you, it's a pretty dope kill line. 606 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,279 Unfortunately, no one will be billed, though. 607 00:20:35,315 --> 00:20:36,386 Isn't that right, Charles? 608 00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:38,354 - Hi, Dr. Tate! - What? How did he... 609 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:40,299 Told you I could text without looking at my phone. 610 00:20:41,229 --> 00:20:42,294 Let's go. 611 00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:44,228 Oh, man, I am so glad 612 00:20:44,264 --> 00:20:45,817 you got my message with the location. 613 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,151 Pretty impressive, right? 614 00:20:47,187 --> 00:20:48,486 Well, actually, you just texted 615 00:20:48,522 --> 00:20:50,186 a bunch of crazy, weird, random letters. 616 00:20:50,222 --> 00:20:51,688 It made me concerned, so I tracked your phone. 617 00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:53,655 Well, still pretty good. I found you in my contacts. 618 00:20:53,691 --> 00:20:55,053 It went to Amy. She forwarded it to me. 619 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,520 It worked. Let's stop talking about it. 620 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,704 Listen, I'm sorry. 621 00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:59,140 I guess you were right about the therapist. 622 00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:01,275 Yeah, well, that's nice of you to say, Charles, 623 00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:04,442 but actually, when I was stalling Dr. Tate, 624 00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:06,610 I started talking about my parents' divorce, 625 00:21:06,646 --> 00:21:08,845 and it felt really good. 626 00:21:08,881 --> 00:21:10,479 I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but... 627 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,334 I think I'm gonna make an appointment with a shrink. 628 00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:14,281 Jake, that is so great. 629 00:21:14,323 --> 00:21:16,354 And I know a guy who's really good. 630 00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:18,522 You will love having him inside of you. 631 00:21:18,558 --> 00:21:19,490 Okay. 632 00:21:20,015 --> 00:21:22,380 What? Oh, come on, mister. Grow up. 633 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,449 Get your mind out of the gutter, ya perv!