1 00:00:04,063 --> 00:00:06,397 Hey, what's up? I came as fast as I could. 2 00:00:06,487 --> 00:00:07,903 Title of your sex tape. Nailed it. 3 00:00:07,991 --> 00:00:10,020 So have you ever heard of a guy named Bruno Rojas? 4 00:00:10,109 --> 00:00:11,750 Yeah, big guy in the Colombian cartel, right? 5 00:00:11,838 --> 00:00:13,691 He was, until he got shot in the chest yesterday 6 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:14,768 by his top lieutenant. 7 00:00:14,857 --> 00:00:16,710 Apparently, the bullet went straight through his nipple. 8 00:00:16,798 --> 00:00:18,166 Whoa. Nature's bull's-eye. 9 00:00:18,256 --> 00:00:19,562 Oh, my God, I love the way your brain works. 10 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:21,707 Anyway, he's in a coma now, and Captain Holt thinks 11 00:00:21,796 --> 00:00:23,711 if I'm here when he wakes up, I can get him to talk. 12 00:00:23,799 --> 00:00:25,652 - So what'd you call me for? - Because I need a partner. 13 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:27,946 - What about them? - Oh, we're not here for work. 14 00:00:28,035 --> 00:00:29,874 I brought Scully in because he needs some medical tests. 15 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,608 Yeah, I'm here all the time. 16 00:00:31,738 --> 00:00:33,215 I'm kind of the mayor of this place. 17 00:00:33,304 --> 00:00:35,510 Cheryl, baby, you got a fresh bag for me? 18 00:00:35,599 --> 00:00:37,064 Saving you the biggest one, Scully. 19 00:00:37,154 --> 00:00:38,086 You're too good to me. 20 00:00:38,176 --> 00:00:39,671 Anyway, I'll see you guys around. 21 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,984 Dan, Dan, the enema man. 22 00:00:42,688 --> 00:00:43,709 Well, guess it's kind of nice to see S 23 00:00:43,797 --> 00:00:45,239 - cully in his element. - Whoo! 24 00:00:45,328 --> 00:00:46,887 Jake, I can't stay here with you. 25 00:00:46,976 --> 00:00:48,669 I have so much on my plate at work. 26 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:49,994 Yeah, so do I. 27 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,519 I mean, I've been pulling double shifts nonstop, 28 00:00:52,679 --> 00:00:54,866 but we haven't really gotten to hang out in almost a month. 29 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:56,171 Our anniversary is coming up, 30 00:00:56,261 --> 00:00:57,495 and we don't even have anything planned. 31 00:00:57,584 --> 00:00:59,292 I know, but we talked about this. 32 00:00:59,381 --> 00:01:01,403 We're gonna take a trip as soon as we have time. 33 00:01:01,492 --> 00:01:03,036 - I promise. - Just like you promised 34 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,050 we would see the "Bumblebee" movie? 35 00:01:04,139 --> 00:01:06,149 I didn't promise that. I believe what I said was, 36 00:01:06,238 --> 00:01:07,254 "Isn't that a kids' movie?" 37 00:01:07,342 --> 00:01:09,096 Yeah, and I believe what I said was, 38 00:01:09,185 --> 00:01:11,178 "It's for teens." 39 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:13,943 Look, I get that you can't take any time off from work, 40 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,582 but this is a loophole. It's still work. 41 00:01:16,671 --> 00:01:17,819 You know, we can hang out here 42 00:01:17,907 --> 00:01:19,648 and chat and catch up and laugh, 43 00:01:19,737 --> 00:01:21,826 and technically, we'll be doing our jobs. 44 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,566 I call it a "casecation." 45 00:01:27,499 --> 00:01:28,208 Ooh. 46 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:31,892 Babe, this is so sweet, 47 00:01:31,981 --> 00:01:33,945 but do you honestly think that Holt's gonna let me 48 00:01:34,033 --> 00:01:35,887 just hang out here with you indefinitely? 49 00:01:35,976 --> 00:01:37,271 Yes. Just tell him I need supervision. 50 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,085 I've spent the last six years building up a reputation 51 00:01:39,173 --> 00:01:41,009 as an irresponsible goof for this very moment. 52 00:01:41,099 --> 00:01:42,990 That is ridiculous. Holt respects you. 53 00:01:43,079 --> 00:01:44,217 Does he, though? 54 00:01:46,214 --> 00:01:47,836 Hello, you've reached the office of Raymond Holt. 55 00:01:47,924 --> 00:01:49,301 I can come to the phone right now. 56 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:51,391 Hey, sir, I'm just here at the hospital with Jake, 57 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,747 and I think he could use some... 58 00:01:52,835 --> 00:01:54,545 Oversight? Agreed. 59 00:01:55,773 --> 00:01:57,244 - So? - ♪ Casecation 60 00:02:15,472 --> 00:02:18,108 Sync corrections by srjanapala 61 00:02:19,209 --> 00:02:21,511 Prepare to be romanced. 62 00:02:21,601 --> 00:02:22,720 Voilà. 63 00:02:22,816 --> 00:02:24,407 Bienvenue à Paris. 64 00:02:24,496 --> 00:02:26,686 Bonjour, madame. Fromage? 65 00:02:26,775 --> 00:02:27,731 Don't worry, Charles is leaving 66 00:02:27,821 --> 00:02:28,739 - in a second. - I am? 67 00:02:28,828 --> 00:02:29,852 Yeah, you were just helping me set up. 68 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,771 Fine. Enjoy your weird anniversary 69 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,101 with just the couple, you selfish jerks. 70 00:02:34,191 --> 00:02:35,780 Thank you for your help! 71 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,978 So what do you think? I love it. 72 00:02:40,089 --> 00:02:41,595 - It's really romantic. - Aww. 73 00:02:41,684 --> 00:02:43,178 I mean, except for the comatose body 74 00:02:43,283 --> 00:02:44,264 - in the middle of the room. - Oh, yeah, 75 00:02:44,353 --> 00:02:45,524 just pretend he's part of Paris. 76 00:02:45,613 --> 00:02:46,957 Imagine we're on a walking tour 77 00:02:47,046 --> 00:02:48,759 of the Louvre, and he's a statue. 78 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,734 - Oh. - Yeah. Shall we, ma chérie? 79 00:02:50,824 --> 00:02:53,301 I asked the lady at the store what her favorite cheeses were, 80 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:54,818 and those were all super expensive, 81 00:02:54,907 --> 00:02:57,302 so I got us a budget-conscious selection of local cheddars. 82 00:02:57,398 --> 00:03:01,675 So, a full year of marriage. What was your favorite part? 83 00:03:01,842 --> 00:03:03,561 Are you asking me to do a marriage highlight reel 84 00:03:03,649 --> 00:03:05,104 countdown à la "NBA Inside Stuff"? 85 00:03:05,193 --> 00:03:06,634 I mean, that's not exactly what I was... 86 00:03:06,723 --> 00:03:08,319 Number five! 87 00:03:08,409 --> 00:03:10,044 Ahmad Rashad. It's my best impression. 88 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:11,219 Number five was the time 89 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,596 that we accidentally got our contact lenses switched. 90 00:03:13,685 --> 00:03:14,789 I got to see the world through your eyes. 91 00:03:14,877 --> 00:03:16,202 But our prescriptions are different, 92 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:18,143 - and the world was so blurry. - Yeah, it was crazy. 93 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:19,139 I thought I was having a stroke. 94 00:03:19,228 --> 00:03:20,961 - Okay, your turn. - Number four! 95 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:23,250 Oh, is an old witch introducing this highlight? 96 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,630 That was exactly what you sounded like. 97 00:03:24,718 --> 00:03:25,390 - No. - Yes. 98 00:03:25,479 --> 00:03:26,457 - Agree to disagree. - Fine. 99 00:03:26,546 --> 00:03:28,849 Number four was when we played laser tag 100 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:30,235 and we shot all those little kids. 101 00:03:30,324 --> 00:03:32,572 Oh, yeah. We really messed up little Mason's birthday party. 102 00:03:32,661 --> 00:03:33,658 - Mm-hmm. - Deservedly so. 103 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:34,617 - He was a jerk. - Ugh. 104 00:03:34,706 --> 00:03:35,942 Okay, what should number three be? 105 00:03:36,030 --> 00:03:37,001 Ooh, I know. 106 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:39,360 It was that time we shared an UberPool with Michael Caine. 107 00:03:39,448 --> 00:03:40,652 Oh! 108 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:46,980 I mean, obviously, Michael Caine 109 00:03:47,070 --> 00:03:48,924 was shooting a movie in London at that time, and also, 110 00:03:49,012 --> 00:03:50,490 why would Michael Caine be in an UberPool? 111 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:52,297 - But it was still so cool. - It really was. 112 00:03:52,385 --> 00:03:54,529 - We shared a car with Alfred. - We did! 113 00:03:54,619 --> 00:03:56,113 Okay, number two. 114 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:57,790 This might be my favorite moment 115 00:03:57,879 --> 00:04:00,134 of our entire time as a couple: January 6th. 116 00:04:00,222 --> 00:04:02,087 - Eddie Redmayne's birthday. - Why do you know that? 117 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,368 'Cause he was weird in "Jupiter Ascending." 118 00:04:03,456 --> 00:04:04,923 - Oh, yeah. - I'm just a fan. 119 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:07,297 - Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about. - Okay. 120 00:04:09,274 --> 00:04:10,718 It was the coldest night of the year, 121 00:04:10,798 --> 00:04:13,134 and you put socks on my feet while I slept. 122 00:04:13,224 --> 00:04:14,861 You never even took credit for it. 123 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,469 But now I'm getting credit for that 124 00:04:16,558 --> 00:04:17,966 and for not taking credit. 125 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:19,579 That's double credit, you fool. 126 00:04:19,669 --> 00:04:21,792 You two are just the cutest. 127 00:04:21,881 --> 00:04:23,819 I can't wait for number one! 128 00:04:23,908 --> 00:04:25,443 Oh, it's Ahmad Rashad. 129 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,341 I'm Pam. I'm from next door. 130 00:04:27,431 --> 00:04:28,984 I was listening to the two of you talk 131 00:04:29,073 --> 00:04:30,415 and just had to get a look. 132 00:04:30,505 --> 00:04:33,974 You're both very attractive. 133 00:04:34,063 --> 00:04:37,778 - Aren't they? - Boyle, go home! 134 00:04:37,867 --> 00:04:39,330 Oh, Pam can stay but not me? 135 00:04:39,419 --> 00:04:40,756 Yeah, because she's a patient here. 136 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,257 I'm assuming, because of your gown. 137 00:04:42,346 --> 00:04:43,892 I am. I have a twisted bowel. 138 00:04:43,982 --> 00:04:46,807 I have a tube; I have a bag. Do you want to see? 139 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:48,485 Oh, no, no, no. But thank you, Pam. 140 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:50,458 Let me know if you smell anything. 141 00:04:50,555 --> 00:04:52,276 I don't even notice it anymore. 142 00:04:52,365 --> 00:04:53,646 Well, I'm pretty sure I actually already 143 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:55,130 - smell something. - No, 144 00:04:55,219 --> 00:04:56,549 - you'll know. - Oh. 145 00:04:56,638 --> 00:04:58,006 Do you two have kids? 146 00:04:58,095 --> 00:05:01,080 Mixed race babies are always so adorable. 147 00:05:01,169 --> 00:05:03,638 Oh, you said words. 148 00:05:03,727 --> 00:05:05,224 Yeah, we don't have kids yet, 149 00:05:05,312 --> 00:05:06,679 but we're gonna start trying soon. 150 00:05:06,769 --> 00:05:08,710 I just have the one, my Bobby. 151 00:05:08,825 --> 00:05:12,443 He was such a cute little kid, until he discovered his wiener. 152 00:05:12,532 --> 00:05:15,685 Pam, there you are. It's time for your IV. 153 00:05:15,835 --> 00:05:18,378 You're playing music in here? You can't do that. 154 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:19,836 Why not, Nurse Janet? 155 00:05:19,925 --> 00:05:21,867 Is it gonna distract the doctors? 156 00:05:21,956 --> 00:05:23,614 Yes, that's exactly what it'll do. 157 00:05:23,703 --> 00:05:25,364 Okay, fine, I'll turn it off immediately. 158 00:05:27,934 --> 00:05:30,100 - Are we the bad guys here? - Yeah, it seems very likely. 159 00:05:30,188 --> 00:05:31,307 Hey, by the way, we don't have to pretend 160 00:05:31,395 --> 00:05:32,185 we're undercover here. 161 00:05:32,274 --> 00:05:33,373 The hospital staff knows we're cops. 162 00:05:33,461 --> 00:05:34,583 Oh, I wasn't setting up cover. 163 00:05:34,672 --> 00:05:35,801 - Was I? - Well, just the kids thing. 164 00:05:35,889 --> 00:05:37,215 Saying that we were gonna start trying soon. 165 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:39,716 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean right away. 166 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:41,808 I just meant in the near future. 167 00:05:41,897 --> 00:05:43,828 Oh. Okay. 168 00:05:44,017 --> 00:05:45,152 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 169 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,457 Cool, cool, cool, cool, 170 00:05:46,497 --> 00:05:47,821 except for that there's one little problem there, 171 00:05:47,909 --> 00:05:49,774 which is that I don't know that I totally know 172 00:05:49,863 --> 00:05:52,318 that I for sure want to have kids, 173 00:05:52,968 --> 00:05:54,292 so... 174 00:05:54,398 --> 00:05:56,295 - You don't? - No. 175 00:05:56,547 --> 00:05:59,019 - Do you? - Uhhuh. 176 00:05:59,324 --> 00:06:00,589 Oh. 177 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:04,245 I don't understand. I thought we were 178 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,487 on the same page about kids. 179 00:06:05,576 --> 00:06:07,201 - We talked about this. - We did? 180 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:10,683 Aw, look at these pictures my brother sent of Matthew. 181 00:06:10,772 --> 00:06:12,215 - Mm. - We should do this someday. 182 00:06:12,304 --> 00:06:13,131 What do you think? 183 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:14,506 Are you kidding me? Of course. 184 00:06:14,594 --> 00:06:16,409 I was talking about going to the water park. 185 00:06:16,498 --> 00:06:18,005 You were talking about having kids? 186 00:06:18,094 --> 00:06:20,666 Yeah! I said, "Do you think we can afford it?" 187 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,140 And you said, "We'll start saving right away." 188 00:06:23,228 --> 00:06:24,348 So let me get this straight. 189 00:06:24,436 --> 00:06:26,165 All that water park money I've been saving, 190 00:06:26,254 --> 00:06:27,744 you want to spend it on kids now? 191 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:29,230 Yeah. Why would you want to spend that much money 192 00:06:29,318 --> 00:06:30,588 on a water park? 193 00:06:30,677 --> 00:06:32,581 Look, I'm sorry. I don't know what to say here. 194 00:06:32,670 --> 00:06:34,529 I just... I never wanted children. 195 00:06:34,618 --> 00:06:35,841 Well, I always have. 196 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:38,229 All right, so how do we handle this? 197 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:40,691 I mean, there's only one thing to do when two people 198 00:06:40,779 --> 00:06:42,737 have diametrically opposing views on a subject. 199 00:06:42,826 --> 00:06:44,610 Talk about it lovingly and decide how to move forward? 200 00:06:44,698 --> 00:06:46,434 - Structured debate. - Oh. Fun. 201 00:06:46,523 --> 00:06:48,322 High school format. Modified Lincoln-Douglas. 202 00:06:48,411 --> 00:06:51,102 Let's take one hour apart for research and prep. Yeah. 203 00:06:51,191 --> 00:06:53,346 Great, I'll just do a Lincoln-Douglas. 204 00:06:53,483 --> 00:06:56,382 I'd be careful if I were you. Relationships are like bowels. 205 00:06:56,508 --> 00:06:58,938 Once you get them twisted, they can never untwist. 206 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,144 Pam, you're in here again. 207 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,242 That's all you prepped? 208 00:07:10,331 --> 00:07:11,506 Yeah, I just searched my heart 209 00:07:11,596 --> 00:07:13,008 and then wrote down how I was feeling. 210 00:07:13,096 --> 00:07:15,330 I'm gonna eat you alive, you dumb son of a bitch. 211 00:07:15,418 --> 00:07:17,446 Cool. And then we'll have kids together? 212 00:07:17,535 --> 00:07:18,900 Yeah. It's gonna be great. 213 00:07:18,989 --> 00:07:20,124 Okay, the topic today 214 00:07:20,213 --> 00:07:22,059 is whether or not we should have children. 215 00:07:22,148 --> 00:07:22,708 I will be taking the affirmative. 216 00:07:22,795 --> 00:07:24,469 You will be taking the negative. 217 00:07:24,558 --> 00:07:25,939 Each round will be individually scored 218 00:07:26,027 --> 00:07:27,447 by our judge, Captain Holt. 219 00:07:27,536 --> 00:07:28,846 Do you need to hear my credentials? 220 00:07:28,933 --> 00:07:32,044 Debate moderator license D as in delta, 8-1-0... 221 00:07:32,133 --> 00:07:33,877 - I believe you. - Y as in Yankee, 4-1. 222 00:07:33,966 --> 00:07:36,397 J as in Juliet, J as in Juliet, 6. 223 00:07:36,486 --> 00:07:38,142 - Great. - I have a variety of timers. 224 00:07:38,231 --> 00:07:39,827 - Do you prefer a buzz or a ding? - Don't care. 225 00:07:39,914 --> 00:07:40,796 - Ding. - Okay. 226 00:07:40,885 --> 00:07:42,433 Peralta, you can present the first argument 227 00:07:42,521 --> 00:07:43,737 from your, uh... 228 00:07:44,171 --> 00:07:45,568 Scribbled list of feelings. 229 00:07:45,657 --> 00:07:46,570 I'll have you know 230 00:07:46,659 --> 00:07:48,640 that I have some data-driven arguments as well. 231 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,816 According to a study I read, people with kids 232 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,289 were less likely to report that they were happy in their lives 233 00:07:54,378 --> 00:07:55,568 than people without kids. 234 00:07:55,657 --> 00:07:58,996 Now, call me crazy, but being happy tends to make me feel, 235 00:07:59,085 --> 00:07:59,967 uh, pretty happy. 236 00:08:00,056 --> 00:08:01,066 - Where did you read this study? - Well, 237 00:08:01,155 --> 00:08:02,045 it wasn't something I read 238 00:08:02,134 --> 00:08:04,288 so much as told about. 239 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,728 And who told you about it? 240 00:08:08,699 --> 00:08:09,771 - Hitchcock. - Hitchcock? 241 00:08:09,859 --> 00:08:10,774 - Yeah. - That seems like 242 00:08:10,863 --> 00:08:12,749 a pretty intellectual thing for him to mention. 243 00:08:12,839 --> 00:08:13,768 What was the context? 244 00:08:13,857 --> 00:08:17,046 He had invested in a NuvaRing competitor called Vag-a-Plug 245 00:08:17,135 --> 00:08:18,712 and was practicing his sales pitch on me. 246 00:08:18,801 --> 00:08:20,762 This is your first argument? Your opening statement? 247 00:08:20,850 --> 00:08:22,448 - Point to Amy. - All right, fine. 248 00:08:22,537 --> 00:08:23,310 Forget the study. 249 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:24,906 I just don't want to lose what we already have. 250 00:08:24,994 --> 00:08:27,127 Ask anyone with children and they'll tell you 251 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:30,391 children bring meaning and love into your life. 252 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,658 Yes, there may be some moments that you lose, 253 00:08:32,747 --> 00:08:34,559 but there will also be new moments. 254 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:35,673 Take the water park. 255 00:08:35,803 --> 00:08:38,327 I would never go with you, but you know who would? 256 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:42,027 - Your kid. - Point to Amy. 257 00:08:42,116 --> 00:08:44,133 That's not your call to make, Peralta. 258 00:08:44,222 --> 00:08:45,144 Point to Amy. 259 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,087 Okay, fine. New subject: work. 260 00:08:47,176 --> 00:08:48,761 We both work way too much. 261 00:08:48,850 --> 00:08:49,997 Why bother having kids 262 00:08:50,086 --> 00:08:51,795 if you never get to spend time with them? 263 00:08:51,884 --> 00:08:53,960 I mean, I love my job, and I know you love yours, 264 00:08:54,049 --> 00:08:55,318 and I don't think it's fair for either of us 265 00:08:55,406 --> 00:08:56,511 to have to sacrifice that. 266 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,517 Do you know why I want to become lieutenant so badly? 267 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,098 To prove your worth to your hyper judgmental parents. 268 00:09:00,186 --> 00:09:01,362 Yes, obviously that. 269 00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:02,822 But also, the higher your rank, 270 00:09:02,911 --> 00:09:04,599 the more control over your hours. 271 00:09:04,689 --> 00:09:06,661 Plenty of people have jobs and kids, Jake, 272 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:07,696 and they find a way. 273 00:09:07,786 --> 00:09:09,932 This has become more about your employment status. 274 00:09:10,021 --> 00:09:12,570 As your supervisor, I feel I have a conflict of interest 275 00:09:12,659 --> 00:09:14,140 and should abstain from judging. 276 00:09:14,229 --> 00:09:15,752 Okay, so do we both get a point? 277 00:09:15,841 --> 00:09:17,705 No. Kevin has been on the phone all this time. 278 00:09:17,794 --> 00:09:19,592 He's also a licensed debate moderator. 279 00:09:19,681 --> 00:09:22,507 License number J as in Juliet, 2-5-9... 280 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,314 - This means nothing to me. - H as in hotel. 281 00:09:24,402 --> 00:09:26,058 - Z as in Zulu. - Oh, thank God he stopped. 282 00:09:26,146 --> 00:09:27,365 3-6-9. 283 00:09:27,521 --> 00:09:28,913 - Point to Amy. - Okay, fine. 284 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:31,394 You want to know why I really don't want to have children? 285 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:34,222 I had a crappy dad. 286 00:09:34,769 --> 00:09:36,906 I know what happens when you mess up as a parent. 287 00:09:37,004 --> 00:09:38,300 It's not great. 288 00:09:38,389 --> 00:09:40,882 And this may come as a shock to you, but... 289 00:09:41,077 --> 00:09:43,283 I kind of have some dad issues with certain people. 290 00:09:43,395 --> 00:09:44,184 - Holt. - Raymond. - Me. 291 00:09:44,273 --> 00:09:45,369 Yeah, but not just him. 292 00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:48,298 It's every male authority figure from my entire life. 293 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:49,802 Hey, Jake, can you move "Legends of the Fall" 294 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:50,891 from new releases into drama? 295 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:51,838 You got it, Dad. 296 00:09:51,927 --> 00:09:54,011 Craig was only six weeks older than me. 297 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,197 Since this has become about me, 298 00:09:55,285 --> 00:09:57,216 I'm gonna have to abstain from this round as well, 299 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:58,826 but Kevin is still standing by. 300 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,930 Actually, I feel as though your personal relationship 301 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,135 with Peralta affects me too. 302 00:10:02,224 --> 00:10:04,156 Luckily, I had Gail standing by as well. 303 00:10:04,245 --> 00:10:05,832 Oh, my God, you guys know Gail? 304 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,158 - Who's Gail? - Vice president 305 00:10:07,247 --> 00:10:08,129 of the Debaters Club. 306 00:10:08,218 --> 00:10:09,591 This is a very big deal. 307 00:10:09,697 --> 00:10:10,895 Do you need to hear my credentials? 308 00:10:10,983 --> 00:10:12,853 License number U as in uniform, 7... 309 00:10:12,942 --> 00:10:15,076 No! No more credentials, please. 310 00:10:15,165 --> 00:10:16,652 I don't want to have a structured debate. 311 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,438 It's an idiotic way to decide something. 312 00:10:18,527 --> 00:10:19,597 - What? - How dare you? 313 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:20,586 Is he insane? 314 00:10:20,675 --> 00:10:22,018 Raymond, Kevin, I'll be reporting this. 315 00:10:22,106 --> 00:10:23,098 Okay, look. 316 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:26,322 Amy, I'm scared, okay? 317 00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:27,910 I'm scared that we're gonna have a child 318 00:10:27,998 --> 00:10:29,126 and I won't be able to handle it, 319 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:30,833 I'm scared that I'm not gonna be a good father, 320 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:33,683 and I'm scared that I'll make a mistake I can't take back. 321 00:10:33,772 --> 00:10:36,472 Jake, I get it. I'm scared too. 322 00:10:36,561 --> 00:10:38,450 Every other big decision I've made in my life 323 00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:39,582 I was sure about: 324 00:10:39,671 --> 00:10:41,542 becoming a cop, asking you to marry me, 325 00:10:41,631 --> 00:10:43,606 buying those Jordan 1s for $500. 326 00:10:43,695 --> 00:10:45,442 Wait, you spent $500 on sneakers? 327 00:10:45,531 --> 00:10:47,422 Yeah, they were so cool, and if I had never worn them, 328 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:48,258 they would have kept their value. 329 00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:50,092 - So they lost their value? - Yes, all of it. 330 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:51,704 I stepped in a puddle as soon as I left the store. 331 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:52,973 But this isn't about the Jordans. 332 00:10:53,062 --> 00:10:54,080 This is about the fact 333 00:10:54,189 --> 00:10:56,955 that I don't want to bring a human being into this world 334 00:10:57,044 --> 00:11:00,306 unless I'm 100% sure that I'm ready to take care of it. 335 00:11:00,395 --> 00:11:02,092 Okay? 336 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:03,975 Too emotional. Point to Amy. 337 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,625 Okay, Gail is clearly biased. 338 00:11:05,713 --> 00:11:06,992 I think we need a new moderator. 339 00:11:07,139 --> 00:11:08,218 Bob Templeman here. 340 00:11:08,306 --> 00:11:10,702 What? How many people are on this phone call? 341 00:11:12,242 --> 00:11:14,825 Hey, so Holt went to go smooth things over with Gail. 342 00:11:14,913 --> 00:11:15,872 He thinks we may just have to pay 343 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,325 the Debaters Guild a small fine. 344 00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:19,521 Cool. And as you can see, Pam is here. 345 00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:20,693 She has some thoughts. 346 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,626 I was saying to Jake, before Bobby, 347 00:11:22,714 --> 00:11:24,583 I didn't think I wanted to have kids either. 348 00:11:24,671 --> 00:11:26,857 But he's the best thing that ever happened to me. 349 00:11:26,945 --> 00:11:28,693 Hey, Pam, could you give us a minute? 350 00:11:28,781 --> 00:11:31,193 Oh, of course. I'm gonna call my friend JoAnn. 351 00:11:31,281 --> 00:11:33,872 She's been waiting for a big update on all of this. 352 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,702 Great. 353 00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:41,716 I'm sorry. The debate was a bad idea. 354 00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:42,904 I just... 355 00:11:42,992 --> 00:11:45,435 I felt ambushed by the fact that you didn't want kids, 356 00:11:45,523 --> 00:11:47,427 and I thought I could fix it with logic. 357 00:11:47,515 --> 00:11:48,740 I mean, what if I had won the debate? 358 00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:50,053 Jake, I'm trying so hard to be nice, 359 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:51,506 but I don't know how to respond to that. 360 00:11:51,593 --> 00:11:52,858 - Cold-blooded but fair. - I get it. 361 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,958 You're scared. I can't change that. 362 00:11:55,046 --> 00:11:56,060 Yeah, but that doesn't mean 363 00:11:56,147 --> 00:11:57,788 I'll never change how I feel about it. 364 00:11:57,882 --> 00:11:59,349 I mean, I used to be scared of sushi, 365 00:11:59,437 --> 00:12:00,388 and now it's my favorite food. 366 00:12:00,476 --> 00:12:02,630 I got tuna sashimi from a pharmacy the other day. 367 00:12:02,718 --> 00:12:04,326 - You shouldn't have. - Yeah, it was very warm. 368 00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:05,523 I got so sick. 369 00:12:05,611 --> 00:12:07,950 Look, can we just press pause on this conversation? 370 00:12:08,038 --> 00:12:09,819 I mean, let's enjoy our lives for a little bit, 371 00:12:09,906 --> 00:12:11,444 and then maybe the next time it comes up, 372 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,172 I'll feel differently, okay? 373 00:12:16,254 --> 00:12:17,869 - No. - What? 374 00:12:17,957 --> 00:12:19,345 I need an answer from you now. 375 00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:20,791 Like right this minute? 376 00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,236 You can take a day or a week, 377 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,957 or maybe a month. 378 00:12:24,121 --> 00:12:27,025 That's... not a lot of time, Ames. 379 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,119 I mean, that doesn't seem totally fair. 380 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,707 Well, now you know how I feel. 381 00:12:30,824 --> 00:12:33,150 Women don't have the luxury of waiting till we're 60 382 00:12:33,238 --> 00:12:35,525 and then changing our minds and getting remarried 383 00:12:35,613 --> 00:12:37,775 and having a baby with some dumb 28-year-old. 384 00:12:37,863 --> 00:12:38,775 Oh, come on. 385 00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:40,276 There's no way I'm gonna be rich enough 386 00:12:40,363 --> 00:12:42,652 that a 28-year-old is gonna want to be with me. 387 00:12:42,842 --> 00:12:44,017 Did that help? 388 00:12:44,105 --> 00:12:45,938 Look, I don't understand what the big deal is. 389 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,822 You're still young. We have plenty of time. 390 00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:50,189 I know, but I don't want to wait around for two years 391 00:12:50,277 --> 00:12:51,917 and then have you decide you don't want kids, 392 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,254 'cause I don't want to start over at 38. 393 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,168 Start over? 394 00:12:57,566 --> 00:12:59,035 Like, with someone else? 395 00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:09,840 I think they're having a fight. 396 00:13:09,928 --> 00:13:11,017 No, it's not a fight, 397 00:13:11,105 --> 00:13:13,502 it's just a devastatingly sad conversation 398 00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:14,768 about whether or not we should have kids 399 00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:16,088 or just start over, 400 00:13:16,176 --> 00:13:18,010 so you were totally wrong, Rosa. 401 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,244 What? You got married 402 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,940 without talking about if you want children? 403 00:13:21,027 --> 00:13:22,354 Yeah, and we also got married without discussing 404 00:13:22,441 --> 00:13:23,431 whether or not we like water parks. 405 00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:24,893 A lot of new stuff has come up, okay, Terry? 406 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:26,184 - Why are you guys here? - A CI came in. 407 00:13:26,271 --> 00:13:27,979 There's a lot of chatter that whoever tried to kill Rojas 408 00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:29,073 is coming to finish the job. 409 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,150 - At the hospital? - Yeah. 410 00:13:30,238 --> 00:13:31,595 Holt wanted extra manpower here. 411 00:13:31,683 --> 00:13:33,542 Okay, why don't you two lock down the nurses' station 412 00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:34,939 while Amy and I secure the room? 413 00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:36,418 Actually, I'd rather be with Rosa. 414 00:13:36,506 --> 00:13:37,853 - Uh-oh. - Damn, Jake. 415 00:13:37,941 --> 00:13:39,176 Thanks a lot, Sarge. 416 00:13:39,264 --> 00:13:40,291 You told me to sing! 417 00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:41,650 Yeah, but what was all this? 418 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,246 That's just Terry being Terry. 419 00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:44,861 Okay, from this vantage 420 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,464 we can see the elevator and the stairs. 421 00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:48,495 No one should be able to get to Rojas without us noticing. 422 00:13:48,582 --> 00:13:50,658 - Cool. - Hey, look, um... 423 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,412 I don't want you to get caught in the middle of this stuff 424 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,413 between me and Jake. 425 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,536 I don't want you to choose sides. 426 00:13:54,623 --> 00:13:56,104 - Already chose. I'm with you. - Really? 427 00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:57,253 I didn't know you wanted kids. 428 00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:58,338 I don't know if I'll ever want kids, 429 00:13:58,426 --> 00:13:59,680 but you should have them. They're so cute. 430 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:01,595 - It's **** up. - Aw, it is **** up. 431 00:14:01,682 --> 00:14:02,660 Anyway, do you want me to talk to Jake? 432 00:14:02,748 --> 00:14:04,652 - I'm a pretty good bully. - Thanks, but no. 433 00:14:04,754 --> 00:14:07,283 I've got this covered. I left him alone with Terry. 434 00:14:07,371 --> 00:14:08,822 That guy is a walking advertisement 435 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:10,127 for the joys of fatherhood. 436 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:13,228 - Do not do it. - What? 437 00:14:13,316 --> 00:14:14,786 - Don't you love your girls? - So much. 438 00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:16,401 You should have seen Cagney this morning 439 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:17,996 - with her little braids in. - Oh. 440 00:14:18,084 --> 00:14:20,220 But they are a ton of work, man. 441 00:14:20,308 --> 00:14:23,017 If you are not totally, 100% sure you want them, 442 00:14:23,105 --> 00:14:24,095 you won't survive. 443 00:14:24,183 --> 00:14:25,924 - Is it really that hard? - Yes. 444 00:14:26,011 --> 00:14:28,502 I never get any sleep. I'm always sick. 445 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:30,624 I never get to watch anything I want on TV. 446 00:14:30,711 --> 00:14:32,377 I still haven't finished "Breaking Bad," 447 00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:34,400 but I can recite "Moana" from memory? 448 00:14:34,488 --> 00:14:37,416 "Maui, shape-shifter, demigod of the wind and sea. 449 00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,900 I am Moana." Why do I know that? 450 00:14:39,988 --> 00:14:41,136 I don't want to watch kids' movies. 451 00:14:41,223 --> 00:14:42,549 I want to watch movies for adults. 452 00:14:42,636 --> 00:14:43,681 Adults and teens. 453 00:14:43,769 --> 00:14:45,463 And they are getting so manipulative. 454 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,775 Yesterday, Cagney pretended to be hurt, 455 00:14:47,863 --> 00:14:48,996 I went in to help her, 456 00:14:49,084 --> 00:14:51,502 and Lacey snuck in the kitchen and stole two cookies. 457 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,288 Oh, my God. Your children are monsters. 458 00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:54,561 Hey, those are my kids, man. 459 00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:55,736 - Back off. - Right. 460 00:14:55,823 --> 00:14:56,770 And the crazy part is, 461 00:14:56,858 --> 00:14:58,694 I really do want to go to the water park, 462 00:14:58,782 --> 00:14:59,908 but I can't give that to him 463 00:14:59,996 --> 00:15:01,144 because it's the only card I hold. 464 00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:02,832 Mm. Elevator. 465 00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:05,779 Excuse me, NYPD: Can I see your ID? 466 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,723 Amy, behind the wheelchair. 467 00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:10,567 NYPD! Stop! 468 00:15:14,725 --> 00:15:16,973 - Diaz for Jeffords. - This is Terry. 469 00:15:17,061 --> 00:15:18,554 I think we got our guy. Colombian man, 470 00:15:18,642 --> 00:15:19,836 unarmed, but he tried to run 471 00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:20,940 as soon as we identified ourselves. 472 00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:22,595 And he's got a picture of Rojas on his phone. 473 00:15:22,682 --> 00:15:24,041 We'll be right there. 474 00:15:24,641 --> 00:15:26,611 No one in or out of this hallway. 475 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,822 Why do you think that guy is unarmed? 476 00:15:28,972 --> 00:15:30,992 Who knows? Maybe he was trying to smother Rojas 477 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,320 or unplug his life support. 478 00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:34,799 Or maybe he's a distraction, 479 00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:37,141 and someone else is going for the cookie jar. 480 00:15:37,299 --> 00:15:38,299 What? 481 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,047 Hi, Pam. 482 00:15:44,308 --> 00:15:45,426 Hi, Jake. 483 00:15:45,514 --> 00:15:48,426 Don't come any closer, or I'll blow us both up! 484 00:15:51,853 --> 00:15:52,884 I'm sorry. 485 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,251 You weren't supposed to be here. 486 00:15:54,339 --> 00:15:56,223 - This wasn't part of the plan. - It's okay, Pam. 487 00:15:56,311 --> 00:15:57,669 No need to panic. We're just talking. 488 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,020 Look, I'm just gonna put this away. 489 00:16:00,806 --> 00:16:02,607 No, Terry, don't open that, please. 490 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,421 What's going on in there? 491 00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:05,671 There is a woman in here with an explosive device. 492 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:07,804 - What? You okay? - Yep. Everyone is fine. 493 00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:09,807 I just need you to evacuate this entire floor, 494 00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:11,945 call ESU and the bomb squad right away, 495 00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:13,609 and jam all cellular and Wi-Fi signals. 496 00:16:13,697 --> 00:16:14,898 On it. 497 00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:18,061 Okay, Pam, so we're just gonna stay calm here 498 00:16:18,219 --> 00:16:19,526 and talk this thing through as friends. 499 00:16:19,613 --> 00:16:21,354 This isn't supposed to be happening. 500 00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:24,286 The man said that I'd be able to sneak in here unnoticed. 501 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,788 What man? Who asked you to do this? 502 00:16:25,907 --> 00:16:27,909 I didn't get his name, but he was very attractive. 503 00:16:27,997 --> 00:16:29,738 Antonio Banderas could play him in a movie. 504 00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:31,179 What has he been doing lately? 505 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,323 You know what? He should be on "Outlander." 506 00:16:33,411 --> 00:16:34,234 Okay, Pam, I'm gonna cut you off, 507 00:16:34,322 --> 00:16:35,288 but it's not because I'm not interested. 508 00:16:35,376 --> 00:16:36,327 I'm sorry, I'm nervous. 509 00:16:36,415 --> 00:16:37,609 I get chatty when I get nervous. 510 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,024 This man who gave you the bomb, 511 00:16:39,112 --> 00:16:41,332 did he happen to mention whether or not it's on a timer 512 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,626 or if there's a remote detonator? 513 00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:44,932 I don't know. I'm terrible with electronics. 514 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:48,375 I wish my son Bobby were here. He taught me how to iPad. 515 00:16:48,463 --> 00:16:50,601 Okay, I also know how to iPad, 516 00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,300 so maybe I could take a look. 517 00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:53,377 Stay where you are! 518 00:16:53,465 --> 00:16:55,283 The man told me that when I got the bomb set, 519 00:16:55,371 --> 00:16:57,181 I should text him with this phone 520 00:16:57,269 --> 00:16:58,574 and if anything went wrong, 521 00:16:58,662 --> 00:16:59,823 I should push this button. 522 00:16:59,911 --> 00:17:01,732 No, no, no, no! You don't want to do that. 523 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,353 Yes, I do. I have to. 524 00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:04,785 Well, there's only one thing to do when two people 525 00:17:04,872 --> 00:17:06,979 have diametrically opposing opinions on a subject. 526 00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:09,291 - Structured debate. - What? 527 00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:10,468 Yeah, I just learned about it. 528 00:17:10,555 --> 00:17:11,668 All right, I will argue the negative: 529 00:17:11,755 --> 00:17:13,065 I don't want to blow up. 530 00:17:13,153 --> 00:17:14,625 And you can argue the affirmative: 531 00:17:14,713 --> 00:17:16,427 you do want to blow up, which I have to say, Pam, 532 00:17:16,514 --> 00:17:17,819 is a very tough stance to take. 533 00:17:17,907 --> 00:17:18,840 I don't want to blow up, 534 00:17:18,928 --> 00:17:21,148 but the man said he'd give me $500,000. 535 00:17:21,236 --> 00:17:23,847 This is so Bobby can take care of my granddaughter. 536 00:17:23,935 --> 00:17:25,582 That girl means the world to me. 537 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:26,887 Fine, fine. Point to Pam. 538 00:17:26,975 --> 00:17:28,239 But if you care about her so much, 539 00:17:28,326 --> 00:17:29,372 how can you just blow yourself up? 540 00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:30,466 You'll never get to see her again. 541 00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:31,395 Well, at least I know 542 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,168 she'll be financially well taken care of. 543 00:17:33,256 --> 00:17:36,215 Sure, but is this really how you want her to remember you? 544 00:17:36,303 --> 00:17:37,966 - As a murderer? - I'd rather be remembered 545 00:17:38,053 --> 00:17:40,317 as a woman who blew up a mobster to help her family 546 00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:41,770 rather than a librarian 547 00:17:41,858 --> 00:17:44,168 whose bowels are tied up like a sailor's knot! 548 00:17:44,308 --> 00:17:45,809 Okay, that's a very strong argument. 549 00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:46,855 Very strong. 550 00:17:46,943 --> 00:17:48,076 But you're forgetting one thing. 551 00:17:48,163 --> 00:17:49,755 You're not just gonna be killing a mobster. 552 00:17:49,842 --> 00:17:51,106 You're also gonna be killing me. 553 00:17:51,194 --> 00:17:53,326 He said the blast would only hurt people in the room. 554 00:17:53,414 --> 00:17:55,013 You could just walk right out of here. 555 00:17:55,101 --> 00:17:57,201 Pam, you know I can't do that. 556 00:17:57,562 --> 00:17:59,583 Now, please, just give me the bomb. 557 00:17:59,671 --> 00:18:00,631 And then what? 558 00:18:00,719 --> 00:18:02,717 Bobby doesn't get any money and I go to jail? 559 00:18:02,805 --> 00:18:03,695 I can't go to jail. 560 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,102 Every roommate I've ever had has hated me. 561 00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:08,280 In college, I had a roommate named Mary-Ellen, 562 00:18:08,368 --> 00:18:10,656 and she was dating the brother of Steve Guttenberg... 563 00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:11,944 Pam, what are we talking about here? 564 00:18:12,031 --> 00:18:13,281 I'm sorry. I'm really nervous. 565 00:18:13,369 --> 00:18:14,860 Wait, wait, wait, wait! I know it probably feels like 566 00:18:14,947 --> 00:18:16,149 you don't have a lot of options right now. 567 00:18:16,236 --> 00:18:18,717 In fact, this whole situation probably feels like... 568 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:20,609 Like a twisted bowel, but it's not. 569 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:23,188 There's still one end of this bowel that's open. 570 00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:24,563 Which end? 571 00:18:25,377 --> 00:18:29,063 - The butt end. - I'm listening. 572 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,266 Okay, if you hand me that bomb right now, 573 00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:34,219 nothing bad will have happened, and that'll be because of you, 574 00:18:34,307 --> 00:18:35,700 because you cooperated. 575 00:18:35,936 --> 00:18:38,688 Also, I'm sure a judge would understand 576 00:18:38,776 --> 00:18:40,170 how you got into this situation. 577 00:18:40,258 --> 00:18:41,274 I mean, you were asked to do this 578 00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:43,801 by an Antonio Banderas type. Who could say no to that? 579 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,555 And even if you do go to prison, 580 00:18:45,643 --> 00:18:47,984 it is gonna be such a fancy prison. 581 00:18:48,072 --> 00:18:51,336 - With a lot of crafts? - Yes, with tons of crafts. 582 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,234 Pam, listen to me. 583 00:18:54,643 --> 00:18:57,195 Let's untwist this bowel together. 584 00:18:57,453 --> 00:19:01,117 Let's clear everything out. 585 00:19:05,737 --> 00:19:07,826 Okay. 586 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,760 You did great, Pam. Thank you. 587 00:19:11,848 --> 00:19:13,204 Now that it's out of my hands, 588 00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:14,526 I can see it really is a bomb. 589 00:19:14,614 --> 00:19:15,596 Yes. Yes, it is. 590 00:19:15,684 --> 00:19:18,385 - Oh, my God, get some help! - Okay. 591 00:19:20,957 --> 00:19:22,088 - You okay? - Hey. 592 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,250 Yeah, I'm okay. 593 00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:27,758 Really surprised by Pam. 594 00:19:27,846 --> 00:19:29,510 - I did not see that coming. - Right? 595 00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:30,793 You should have seen the look on my face 596 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,963 when I saw it was her. 597 00:19:32,051 --> 00:19:33,792 Your jaw just dropped. 598 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,375 - Oh, she's right there. - Mm-hmm. 599 00:19:35,463 --> 00:19:37,644 Good-bye, Pam. Good luck with everything. 600 00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:39,708 - Kind of liked her in the end. - Yeah. 601 00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:41,855 So did they defuse the bomb? 602 00:19:41,943 --> 00:19:43,075 Yeah, one of 'em. 603 00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:45,832 Oh, you didn't hear? There was a second bomb. 604 00:19:46,154 --> 00:19:47,372 Ya butt. 605 00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:49,511 - Ya butt is da bomb. - Aww. 606 00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:51,754 On our anniversary. 607 00:19:51,952 --> 00:19:53,970 Speaking of which, I requested next week off 608 00:19:54,058 --> 00:19:56,027 so we can take an actual vacation... 609 00:19:56,388 --> 00:19:57,566 to the water park. 610 00:19:57,716 --> 00:19:59,916 I've never been more in love with you in my entire life. 611 00:20:00,661 --> 00:20:03,664 And hey, I've been thinking, 612 00:20:03,899 --> 00:20:06,707 and I do want to have kids. 613 00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:08,801 With you. 614 00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:13,011 - You're not scared anymore? - Oh, no, I am so scared. 615 00:20:13,099 --> 00:20:14,418 Maybe even more so than before, 616 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,801 but I was scared in there with Pam too, 617 00:20:16,889 --> 00:20:19,892 and you know, I didn't panic or mess anything up there. 618 00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:22,410 If anything, I was sharper. I was a freakin' debate genius. 619 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:24,890 Debate genius? Oh, that's very hot. 620 00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:28,090 Oh, that's an added bonus. Okay, keep that energy up. 621 00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:31,340 But the point that I was actually trying to make is, 622 00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:33,998 maybe it's a good thing that I'm scared of fatherhood. 623 00:20:34,086 --> 00:20:37,590 You know? Maybe it'll turn me into a freakin' dad genius. 624 00:20:40,635 --> 00:20:42,530 But we don't have to start trying right away, right? 625 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:45,605 I mean, I don't know that I'm all the way there yet. 626 00:20:45,715 --> 00:20:47,074 No, of course not. 627 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:50,041 Whenever we're both ready. How do you know when that is? 628 00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:51,684 I guess we'll just have to have another one 629 00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:54,355 of these really fun, casual conversations. 630 00:20:54,443 --> 00:20:56,324 Cool. Love that. Can't wait. 631 00:20:57,307 --> 00:20:59,962 - Can we go home now? - Yes, please. 632 00:21:00,136 --> 00:21:01,972 Maybe we can grab some Thai food 633 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,410 and brainstorm baby names? 634 00:21:03,498 --> 00:21:04,582 Ooh, I like that. 635 00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:07,293 Now, I am a fan of the show "American Gladiators." 636 00:21:07,381 --> 00:21:10,965 How do you feel about the name Blaze Peralta? 637 00:21:11,053 --> 00:21:12,098 Not great. 638 00:21:12,186 --> 00:21:14,113 - What about Laser? - No. 639 00:21:14,201 --> 00:21:15,115 - Nitro? - No. 640 00:21:15,203 --> 00:21:16,117 - Viper? - No. 641 00:21:16,205 --> 00:21:18,381 - Atlas? - Ooh, I do love atlases. 642 00:21:18,469 --> 00:21:20,058 Mm, common ground. 643 00:21:24,531 --> 00:21:26,046 - Not a doctor. - Shh.