1 00:00:04,390 --> 00:00:06,310 - Hey, hey hey! - It's the best day of the year. 2 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:08,960 Happy Cinco de Mayo! 3 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:10,196 I don't think you're allowed 4 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:11,180 to wear a poncho to work, Hitchcock. 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,660 Let's fiesta! 6 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:15,790 Oh, you got a band. 7 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,280 - Stop, stop! - No trumpets! 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,110 Not today! My head is killing me! 9 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:23,850 Hit the tequila a little early, huh? 10 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:26,176 - I'm not hung over, Hitchcock. - I've got a tension headache. 11 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,436 I've got the Lieutenant's exam tonight. 12 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,160 I'm stress-eating like crazy. 13 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,420 I had ten hard-boiled egg yolks this morning. 14 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:33,160 - Gross. - You're having a high-grade 15 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,510 pre-test freak out. 16 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:36,950 I've been there. March 13, 2001. 17 00:00:36,990 --> 00:00:38,160 AP Calc test... 18 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:39,510 Ames, I hate to cut you off, 19 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,300 but we all know where this story's going. 20 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:42,496 Oh, yeah? You know that I crapped my pants 21 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,080 in the middle of the test? 22 00:00:44,130 --> 00:00:45,716 Oh my God, no, I thought you were just gonna say 23 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:46,830 you got a B+ or something. 24 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:48,570 - More like a BM. - Noice. 25 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:51,440 Come on, now Terry's worried about his test and his bowels! 26 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,196 What you need, Sergeant, is to distract yourself. 27 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,880 NPR has a riveting six hour interview 28 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,270 with Eileen Moon Myers. 29 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:58,840 Nobody knows who that is. 30 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,556 Nobody knows the Associate Principal Cellist in the 31 00:01:00,580 --> 00:01:02,540 - New York Philharmonic? - Okay. 32 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:04,930 - Wait! I've got it! - I know how to distract Terry. 33 00:01:04,970 --> 00:01:06,996 Captain, remember how you cancelled the last Halloween 34 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:09,500 heist because there was that emergency gas line explosion 35 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:11,110 and you said we had to "help out"? 36 00:01:11,150 --> 00:01:12,550 Yes, I also remember you 37 00:01:12,590 --> 00:01:14,460 refusing to believe the explosion was real. 38 00:01:14,510 --> 00:01:16,200 Go back to acting school, buddy. 39 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,250 You're way overselling the pain here. 40 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:19,550 No one's buying it! 41 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,030 Well, it's not like I was the only 42 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,380 one who thought it was fake. 43 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:25,600 - And the Oscar goes to... - Trent! 44 00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:29,040 You said that we should reschedule the heist for 45 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:32,910 another day, so why not today? To help distract Terry? 46 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,090 Yes! And I would love to defend my crown after I 47 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:36,530 destroyed you all last year. 48 00:01:36,570 --> 00:01:39,530 Well, I mean, the proposal was all part of my plan. 49 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:41,580 All I remember is you bowing to me on your knees. 50 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:43,230 Yeah, I was asking you to marry me. 51 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,580 Well, you look like a fool. 52 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,540 Neither of you won because Jake swapped out 53 00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:48,450 the real championship cummerbund... 54 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,370 Belt. 55 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,150 For the treacly proposal one. 56 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:52,436 What? I thought everyone loved that 57 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,020 I used the heist to do the proposal. 58 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,656 You are wrong... everyone hated it... but it helped me win. 59 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,940 During your engagement celebration, I snuck back 60 00:01:57,980 --> 00:01:59,720 and found the original cummerbund. 61 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:00,940 Belt. 62 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,616 It's hanging up in my living room at home. 63 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,536 I never thought I'd say this, but enough foreplay! 64 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,560 Are we heisting or not? 65 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,430 - Yes! - Of course! 66 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:09,146 Wait, I will only do this under one condition. 67 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:12,130 Sergeant Jeffords agrees that this will help his nerves. 68 00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:15,260 Yeah, I mean, I would like to take my mind off the test. 69 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:17,130 And maybe I'll win this year! 70 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,740 Ah, the heist is already working. 71 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,830 Sergeant Jeffords has recovered his sense of humor. 72 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,010 Hey! 73 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:23,206 All right, but for real, though. 74 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,270 Are we doing this? 75 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,270 - We're doing this! - Heist! 76 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,400 - Heist! - Heist! 77 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,450 It's a Cinco de Mayo heist! 78 00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:30,230 A Cinco de Mayo heist 79 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,516 makes just as much sense as Halloween! 80 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:32,540 Let's do it! 81 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,910 Welcome one and all 82 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:58,300 to the first ever Cinco de Mayo Halloween Heist 6! 83 00:02:58,350 --> 00:02:59,780 We're still working on the title. 84 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:01,530 - No need, I love it! - Thank you, Charles. 85 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:03,310 Now, before we go any further, 86 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,726 we should probably choose an item to steal. 87 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,376 Does anyone have anything valuable on them? 88 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,880 Maybe some jewelry? 89 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,190 I have a medical alert bracelet that tells people 90 00:03:10,230 --> 00:03:13,010 my name and address, in case I have a brain collapse. 91 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,866 Perfect, this year's champion will be whoever's in possession 92 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,670 of Scully's very upsetting bracelet at midnight tonight. 93 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,306 - I take my test at 6:30. - You know what, Terry? 94 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:20,646 You're kind of making this a nightmare. 95 00:03:20,670 --> 00:03:22,370 Maybe you just shouldn't participate. 96 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:23,566 So this really isn't about helping out Sergeant Jeffords? 97 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:24,680 - What? - I guess I'm out. 98 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,200 But... no, no, no, no, come on. 99 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:28,250 Of course I'm 100% in support of Terry. 100 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:29,616 In fact, I'm going to team up with him. 101 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,030 Let's do this! 102 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,640 You are so easily manipulated. 103 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,820 Now you're stuck with Sergeant Dumb Dumb. 104 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:35,820 - Damn it. - Hey. 105 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:38,260 Santiago, shall we join forces? 106 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,430 Ooh, smart, teaming up with the reigning champ. 107 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,870 - Again with this nonsense? - I'm the reigning champ. 108 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,660 The only thing you won last heist was a lifetime of 109 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:49,180 mediocre heterosexual intercourse with Jake. 110 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,440 How dare you. 111 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:52,140 No one thinks you won last year. 112 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:53,986 Wow, really thought the "how dare you" was going to be 113 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:56,140 linked to his mean sex comment, but okay. 114 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:57,760 - Right, sorry. - I'll have you know 115 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,850 Jake and I wear each other out every single night. 116 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:02,760 - Good lord, overcompensating. - You know what? 117 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,476 Maybe we just shouldn't talk about this at work. 118 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,420 I'm texting Kevin to bring the cummerbund. 119 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,810 You'll see who the real winner is, you braggy breeders. 120 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,900 - A lot of infighting. - Not too late to ditch 121 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:14,820 Amy and team up with this pussycat burglar. 122 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:16,600 Please, Boyle, your only value was 123 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,406 you had a doppelganger which no longer matters 124 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,210 since Bill died in that accident. 125 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,560 - RIP, Bill. - So sad. 126 00:04:21,610 --> 00:04:23,430 I can still be useful without Bill! 127 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,300 No hole's too tight for these tiny tips. 128 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:27,520 For stealing stuff! 129 00:04:27,570 --> 00:04:29,090 Well, fine. 130 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,856 Looks like I'll just team up with my friend Rosa. 131 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,700 - I'm out. - Five heists was enough. 132 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,286 We've exhausted every possibility of this thing. 133 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:35,970 Literally nothing new can happen. 134 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,320 It's boring. 135 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,556 You can have a long lunch with me instead. 136 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:40,100 - Ooh, lunch? - The devil's breakfast. 137 00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:41,776 - Well, forget it. - Okay, I won't call it that! 138 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,410 I just want to be included in something! 139 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,850 Okay, that whole lunch thing was clearly a ploy. 140 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:48,330 But even still, I'm not worried about losing to Boyle. 141 00:04:48,370 --> 00:04:49,850 - No one is. - He's a joke. 142 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,460 All right, let's get this thing going. 143 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,460 Scully will be locked in the supply closet 144 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,600 - with his bracelet. - Can I lie down on the floor? 145 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,916 - Uh, yeah. - You can do whatever you want. 146 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:58,730 And you're already on the ground. 147 00:04:58,770 --> 00:05:00,430 With Hitchcock. And you both have pillows. 148 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:02,780 Best day ever! 149 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:04,950 - There. - Now they're locked in. 150 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,210 Arrange your affairs. 151 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:07,780 The heist begins in five minutes. 152 00:05:07,830 --> 00:05:09,586 Five minutes? But this whole thing was so last second! 153 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,440 I don't even have any plans or supplies! 154 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,960 I have so many plans and supplies. 155 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,270 I even have a victory banner 156 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:15,596 that unfurls with a voice command. 157 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:16,970 I can't say what, but it's so cool. 158 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:18,920 I thought this was a spur-of-the-moment fun way 159 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,970 to distract me from freaking out about my exam! 160 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:22,686 Well, it wasn't exactly hard to predict, Sarge. 161 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:25,060 Your catchphrase is "Terry hates tests." 162 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,630 - It's true. - Terry hates tests! 163 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:27,956 But the point is, I planned everything, 164 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:29,630 starting with Scully's bracelet. 165 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:30,996 It had to be the prize because I have prepared 166 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:32,590 the greatest reveal in heist history. 167 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:35,590 Allow me to introduce you to... 168 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,720 Other Scully. 169 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:40,640 Hi, I'm Earl, Norm's twin brother. 170 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,160 Why's Scully never mentioned 171 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:43,820 he had a twin before? 172 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:45,536 Because no one talks about their siblings with coworkers. 173 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,016 I've told you about my brother Lawrence. 174 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,366 Nope, and I don't want to learn about him 175 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,610 and I already forgot his name. 176 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,000 Now let's go. It's time to heist! 177 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,220 - No movement yet. - So here's our plan. 178 00:05:53,260 --> 00:05:56,440 After watching everyone coo over your maudlin proposal, 179 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,416 I've decided we should employ a similar diversion. 180 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,856 - Smart, I'm in. - You will tell Jake 181 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,270 you are pregnant with his child. 182 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:02,660 What? I'm not pregnant. 183 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,100 Here is a positive pregnancy test 184 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:05,490 and a sonogram of your fetus. 185 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:07,190 Congratulations. It's a girl. 186 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:08,946 Feels a little mean to play with Jake's feelings 187 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:10,426 - like that, sir. - You're right, it is mean. 188 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:11,670 Too bad. 189 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,800 As your mentor, I command you to do it. 190 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:15,280 Wow, okay. 191 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:18,070 Perhaps we should discuss some other options. 192 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,330 There's no time, look. 193 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,850 Peralta's going for the bracelet! 194 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,640 How'd he get him free so quickly? 195 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,080 See ya later, losers! 196 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,290 Not so fast! 197 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,300 What the hell was that? 198 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:30,756 That Fitbit I gave you at Christmas? 199 00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:32,430 I modified it into a taser. 200 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,390 What? Do you even want me to get into shape? 201 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:36,130 Yeah, but not as much as I want to win. 202 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:37,440 Buzz buzz, bitch. 203 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,988 - I've got Scully. - Come on, let's go. 204 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:45,490 No! Nooo! 205 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,190 Yes. 206 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:48,490 Fake heist went perfectly. 207 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:50,190 So did the real heist. 208 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,540 Why is your face twitching like that? 209 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,216 - Oh, Amy tased me a bunch. - I bit my own tongue. 210 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,256 It was awesome. Was it hard to get through the door? 211 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,760 No. I'm strong as hell. 212 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,736 The hard part was getting this bracelet off Scully's wrist. 213 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,550 How can you even feel your hand with this thing so tight? 214 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,656 You're supposed to feel your hand? 215 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,070 Well, that's terrifying. 216 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,616 Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to hide 217 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,340 the old bracelet and win me this heist. 218 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:09,730 Don't you mean win us this heist? 219 00:07:09,770 --> 00:07:12,120 Oh, Terrence, unfortunately I do not. 220 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:15,080 What the hell? 221 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,300 Sorry, Sarge. 222 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:17,650 - It had to be this way. - Why? 223 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:18,936 The banner only has my name on it. 224 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,260 It's really all about the banner. 225 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:21,650 It unfurls by a voice command. 226 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,090 But I promise that I will mention 227 00:07:23,130 --> 00:07:25,480 both you and Earl Scully in my victory speech. 228 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:26,830 Wait, Earl's here? 229 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,946 Yeah. He helped us with the heist. 230 00:07:27,970 --> 00:07:29,490 I told that son of a bitch 231 00:07:29,530 --> 00:07:31,660 never to show his face in New York again! 232 00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:33,258 Why are you running towards the glass? 233 00:07:35,630 --> 00:07:38,190 You're a dead man, Earl! 234 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,240 That's not great. 235 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,540 You're a dead man, Jake! 236 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,890 Uh, that's much worse. 237 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,290 Squirt more lube and help me yank. 238 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,436 Ugh, you know that fun braggy recap 239 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:49,770 we do at the end of each win? 240 00:07:49,810 --> 00:07:50,770 Can we leave this part out? 241 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:51,900 Yes. 242 00:07:51,950 --> 00:07:53,096 We'll make up a cooler thing. 243 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,770 But for now, we lube and yank. 244 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:57,560 Wrap your legs around him to anchor yourself. 245 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,740 Yep. Here we go. 246 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,910 Earl? Earl! 247 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,180 Norm? 248 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:06,610 - Norm? - What the... 249 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:07,986 I'm so happy your friend invited me to... 250 00:08:08,010 --> 00:08:09,116 I told you what would happen 251 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,530 if I ever saw you again, Earl. 252 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:12,620 - What is going on? - What am I looking at? 253 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,530 Scully has a twin brother named Earl. 254 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:16,230 Jake brought him here to trick you. 255 00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:17,620 Thank you for the ride, Terrence. 256 00:08:17,670 --> 00:08:19,540 Apparently they don't get along very well. 257 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:21,320 - We did get along. - We were inseparable, 258 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,980 until Earl slept with my wife. 259 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,460 It's not my fault she wanted 260 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,150 to have sex with a stud instead of a dud. 261 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,420 Stud? Your face looks it's been kicked in by a horse! 262 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:30,046 Well, your mouth looks like a butthole! 263 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:31,680 Your whole body looks like a butthole. 264 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:32,730 And you look identical. 265 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,210 Should we help Scully? 266 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,560 I'm not touching this. 267 00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:45,700 There's nowhere to run, Earl! 268 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,050 Well, that was a real mind eff. 269 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:49,610 - Good-bye. - Just so you know, 270 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:51,350 Jake has the bracelet in his pocket. 271 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,806 - Why would you tell them that? - We're a team! 272 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:53,960 You locked me up. 273 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:55,320 Yeah, but they didn't know that! 274 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,880 There's no bracelet in his pocket! 275 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,270 What? There should be. 276 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,540 Where'd it go? 277 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,360 - Shalom, partner. - Dope. 278 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,020 And you thought Shlomo Ben-Yisrael 279 00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,280 wouldn't come through. 280 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,150 No, I said the name and the costume 281 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,240 were offensive, bordering on actionable. 282 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,460 - Well, it worked. - Jake brought in Scully's twin 283 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,640 just like I planned when I connected them on Facebook, 284 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,380 but he had no idea they hated each other. 285 00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:17,940 And when everyone was fighting, 286 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:20,210 they were too distracted to notice old Shlomo. 287 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,380 They all underestimated me, Rosa, but today, 288 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:25,470 they will learn the error of their ways, for today, 289 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,430 I will prove that nobody gets the best of Charles Boyle. 290 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,870 I doused your beard in chloroform. 291 00:09:29,910 --> 00:09:33,700 Really? I find that very hard to beli... 292 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,970 - Where's this goin'? - All the way to Trenton. 293 00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:43,620 Take your time. 294 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:45,620 Aah, perfect. 295 00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:47,386 - What? What happened? - You know where the bracelet is? 296 00:09:47,410 --> 00:09:49,410 No. Kevin has arrived with proof that I am 297 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:51,110 the only two-time winner of the heist. 298 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:52,460 Here's your cummerbund, Raymond. 299 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,240 We don't have time for this, sir! 300 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:55,566 I'm gonna go search the first floor. 301 00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:57,240 And I will search the second floor. 302 00:09:57,290 --> 00:10:00,380 We are an inseparable team. 303 00:10:00,420 --> 00:10:01,600 That was a devious fib. 304 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,300 I'm betraying her even as we speak. 305 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:06,650 - Hey, Kev. - Diaz and I are covertly 306 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,690 working together. She snuck up through the vents. 307 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,220 This is a major reveal. 308 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,910 I feel like you're not appreciating it. 309 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,676 I don't like these heists, or what they bring out in you. 310 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:17,000 - Oh, clam it, Kevin. - "Clam it"? 311 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,000 Cheddar, perhaps we should leave. 312 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,400 No, Cheddar stays. 313 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,180 He still has an important role to play. 314 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:23,310 Give me Mr. Hootsworth. 315 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,360 No one would ever think of looking for the bracelet 316 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,360 in Cheddar's favorite chew toy. 317 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,280 Or do you mean Jake's favorite chew toy? 318 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:36,150 Well, thank God no one was around to hear that. 319 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,850 Ah! There you are. I've been looking all over. 320 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,290 Woah. That's a lot of yolks. Are you stress eating again 321 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,990 or is this just a small Terry snack? 322 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:44,290 I'm stress eating, Jake! 323 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:45,486 My snack yolks are in that bowl. 324 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:47,120 Oh. Well, stop eating eggs 325 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,430 and come help me with the heist! 326 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:49,706 - I'm not helping you. - Why not? 327 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:51,430 Ugh, is this because I once betrayed you? 328 00:10:51,470 --> 00:10:53,130 Yes! It was our last interaction. 329 00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:54,350 And it was a huge mistake 330 00:10:54,390 --> 00:10:55,756 and I now realize that our friendship 331 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,496 is way more important than any stupid banner. 332 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,260 Look, the bracelet is in Cheddar's chew toy. 333 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:02,140 I know because I bugged Holt's cummerbund. 334 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:04,140 - You did? - Yes! I figured he would 335 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:05,726 bring it in to show off. Now let's do this! 336 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,230 I don't know. 337 00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:08,426 Look, Sarge, I'm sorry, okay? 338 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,230 I can't undo the past, but come on. 339 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,776 Would you rather win the heist with me or sit 340 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,320 around swallowing eggs like Birdo from "Super Mario 2"? 341 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:16,320 - Birdo doesn't eat eggs. - Birdo spits them! 342 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:17,956 Oh, my God, you got that reference, Terry? 343 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:21,720 We're the perfect team! Come on, Sarge, please? 344 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,420 - Fine, I'll help. - Ah! Wonderful. 345 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:24,680 But, before you fully commit, 346 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,510 I should probably give you the heads-up. 347 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:28,746 My plan is very elaborate and you might get a little messy. 348 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,860 - I'm in. - It's the heist, baby! 349 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,820 Now let me know how we get that chew toy. 350 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,210 - All right! - Okay. 351 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,576 First, I infiltrate Holt's office and continue 352 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,520 our argument about who won last year's heist. 353 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,520 How many cummerbunds are you holding right now? Zero! 354 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:43,350 It's one bund to none, son! Tell him, Kevin. 355 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:44,350 I'm leaving. 356 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,700 It doesn't matter... 357 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,326 As Holt argues with me I will be covertly 358 00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:49,310 releasing more water into Cheddar's bowl. 359 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,360 Then we sit back and wait for... 360 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,140 Potty time again? 361 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,620 What if he takes him downstairs? 362 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,320 - He won't. - I spent a lot of time 363 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,076 making clandestine searches on Holt's computer. 364 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:01,280 Now all of his targeted ads direct him straight to... 365 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:03,410 - The Puppy PeePee Pad. - Intriguing. 366 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:04,850 He bought one and put it out 367 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,500 on the roof next to Gina's golden statue. 368 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:08,460 And, because he believes that Cheddar deserves 369 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,396 to pee in privacy like any other self-respecting adult, 370 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:13,770 he will leave Cheddar outside alone to do his business. 371 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,040 Notify me when you're done, via bark. 372 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,560 While Holt guards the door, 373 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,080 you'll be swapping out Mr. Hootsworth for this. 374 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,740 That all sounds great, 375 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:23,366 but how do I get onto the roof without Holt noticing? 376 00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:25,220 - Oh, Sarge. - You'll already be out there... 377 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:28,350 In a perfect golden disguise. 378 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,220 The plan worked! I got it! 379 00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:32,970 Oh my God, you look like an Oscar. Ooh! 380 00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:34,596 We should take a picture where it looks like I'm holding you. 381 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,790 - Jake. - You're right. 382 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,400 There's no time. We'll do it later. 383 00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:38,556 - No, we won't! - Help me get this paint off! 384 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:39,840 Okay, put your hands out and 385 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,256 I'll squirt you with a little makeup remover. 386 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,240 Hi-ya! 387 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,410 No! 388 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,540 You're betraying me again? Why? 389 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,200 Because of the banner! 390 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,826 But I thought you said our friendship was more important! 391 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,460 Yeah, that was obviously a lie. 392 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,691 The banner was very expensive! 393 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:52,876 I don't have a lot of money, Sarge. 394 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,900 All right, bye. 395 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:56,990 Don't make a lot of noise. 396 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,560 Howdy. I just got back from lunch with Charles, 397 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,820 who is not here. I am real glad 398 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,366 I skipped the heist. Say, who is winning? 399 00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:06,756 I don't know, but I know that I am not winning. 400 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,870 Interesting, it is also not me. 401 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:09,870 Uh, why are you guys acting so weird? 402 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,440 Gah, weird? 403 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,660 Would a person who is acting weird laugh like this? 404 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,360 A huh-huh huh-ha, carefree! 405 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,920 - Yes. - Jake! 406 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,060 Oh, Terry, you ripped yourself free. 407 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,800 Yeah, maybe you should try cuffing me 408 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,320 to a stronger metal next time. 409 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,686 Yeah, I don't know the relative strength of metals. 410 00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:24,930 What's going on? 411 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,280 Why does Terry look like an Oscar? 412 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,370 - Doesn't he? - He has the bracelet! 413 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,500 We grabbed Mr. Hootsworth 414 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,110 from Cheddar and swapped it for a fake! 415 00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:33,770 Wow, Terry, my betrayals were all in good fun, 416 00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:34,980 but this really hurts. 417 00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:37,550 Cheddar, bring me Mr. Hootsworth. 418 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,470 It's an updated model. 419 00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:43,250 The bowtie is Turkish blue instead of Egyptian blue. 420 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,780 How could you not have noticed this? 421 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,560 Because he's a dog. 422 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:50,740 And at the end of the day a dog is no match for Jake Peralta. 423 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,716 - Well yours is a fake, too. - Turkish blue bowtie. 424 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:53,920 - Oh, come on! - The one time 425 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,326 I say out loud I'm smarter than a dog? 426 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:56,766 If I have a fake and you have a fake, 427 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,440 who took the real bracelet? 428 00:13:58,490 --> 00:13:59,970 - I did. - Kevin? 429 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:01,596 I swapped out Mr. Hootsworth for a fake 430 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,270 while you were arguing with Peralta. 431 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,256 How many cummerbunds are you holding right now? Zero! 432 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,840 It's one bund to none, son! 433 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:09,320 - You betrayed me? - But why? 434 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,956 I can't have more of these trophies in our home. 435 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,176 The cummerbund was already in the living room. 436 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,890 What's next, a rusty medical bracelet 437 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,550 suspended above our bed? 438 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:17,110 Yes! Now hand it over. 439 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,616 - I don't have it. - I gave it to Amy. 440 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,120 Santiago. 441 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,136 - You betrayed me as well? - You betrayed me first. 442 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,746 You were working with Rosa this whole time. 443 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:24,950 That wasn't real. 444 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,356 I was always gonna stab her in the back. 445 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:27,926 - You were? - What kind of person treats 446 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,470 another human being like that? 447 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,820 You tricked me, Rosa! 448 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,430 And then you shipped me to New Jersey! 449 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,146 - First of all, grow up. - Second of all, how'd you 450 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:35,260 get back here so fast? 451 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:36,700 If you get a box wet enough, 452 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:37,806 it's very easy to bust out of it. 453 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,140 No one ask any follow-ups! 454 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,700 I knew I couldn't trust you, Rosa. 455 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,506 That's why I was going to double-cross you with Bill. 456 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,530 That's right, he didn't really die. 457 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,930 Hey, guys, you really thought I'd miss this year's heist? 458 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,490 No way, I'm part of the squad. 459 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:49,930 - No. - Not true. 460 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,166 Okay, this is official getting hard to track. 461 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,840 Who has the bracelet now? 462 00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:54,190 Santiago. 463 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,516 Yeah! And none of you are getting it! 464 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:56,670 We'll see about that. 465 00:14:58,460 --> 00:14:59,680 What the hell? 466 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,176 Remember that very fancy Swiss pen I got you 467 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,526 for Christmas, the one that you keep in 468 00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:05,120 your pocket at all times? It's a taser, bro. 469 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,950 Uuugh! 470 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,966 I'll take that. Amy, do not make me tase you again. 471 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,910 - No, no, no, no, don't! - I'm pregnant! 472 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,730 - What? - I just found out. 473 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,520 - It's a girl. - Oh, my God! 474 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,220 Oh my God, it's happening! 475 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,886 Quick, someone get a reaction video of me becoming an uncle! 476 00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:20,700 - She's making it up. - The pregnancy scam was my idea. 477 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,350 - No. - No, no, no, no, Amy. 478 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,376 Wait, is that true? Did you just lie to me about our baby? 479 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,986 Yeah, did you lie to us about our baby? 480 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,970 - You tased me! - You tased me first! 481 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,466 - Enough! - Terry's had enough of this. 482 00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:31,540 This was supposed to be 483 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,710 just a fun game but it's turned you all into terrible people. 484 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,500 Betraying your husband, putting your friend in the mail. 485 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:40,200 Jake and Amy, did you guys buy each other any gifts 486 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,980 this year that weren't tasers? 487 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,240 - No. - No. 488 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,200 You all pretended that this was all about 489 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,860 helping me with my test. But none of you cared one bit! 490 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,380 You know what? You all suck! 491 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,820 - Oh no, my voice command. - Terry, look out! 492 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,170 Okay. I know that was bad, but let's not jump to 493 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,570 any conclusions about whose fault it was. 494 00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:11,710 Wow, what a fun improvised song. 495 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:17,410 His eyes aren't focusing and he hasn't referred to himself 496 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:20,580 in the third person in minutes. He's clearly concussed. 497 00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:21,930 Guys, this is bad. 498 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,500 The Lieutenant's exam is in 30 minutes. 499 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,980 Okay, look, let's just get him to One Police Plaza 500 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,436 and hopefully he'll wake up on the way. 501 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,250 - Charles, help me pick him up. - Copy that. 502 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:31,380 He's too heavy. We can't do this. 503 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,226 God! How does he lift weights and also lift his arms? 504 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,746 This is impossible. We'll never get him there. 505 00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:36,250 So you guys need help moving a body? 506 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,666 Thank God old Bill's part of the squad. 507 00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:41,520 I mean, assuming, I am part of the squad. 508 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,430 - Yes, sure. - Totally. 509 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,260 - Oh, yes, finally. - I have somewhere to live. 510 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,790 - What? - Meet me in the alley next to 511 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:50,156 my shopping cart. It's the one with all the cans. 512 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:51,530 Seems like his plan is 513 00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:52,896 just to put Terry in the shopping cart. 514 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,010 - Correct. - We'll take it! 515 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,930 Room 410 is this way! 516 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,800 Okay, we got him here with one minute to spare. 517 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,516 - Yes! I knew we could make it. - All right, Sarge. 518 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:07,280 You ready to go in there and ace this thing? 519 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,086 Yeah, I can't believe it, I'm gonna be a pilot! 520 00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,006 - Okay, well, that's not great. - There's no way he can take 521 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,460 the test in that condition! 522 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,006 You're right. Amy, you're going to have to 523 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:15,420 crawl inside his shirt and operate 524 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:16,966 his arms for him. It's a Ratatouille situation. 525 00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:18,486 - On it. - No. It's over. We have to go 526 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:20,146 in there and tell them that he won't be making it. 527 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,560 So that's it then. 528 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,106 Rosa, you should probably go in first since 529 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,406 - this is mostly your fault. - Dude. 530 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:26,220 All right, fine, I'll do it, jeez. 531 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:32,050 - Wait. Where is everyone? - Where are all the desks? 532 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,140 What is happening? 533 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:35,310 What's happening is... 534 00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,400 You all suck! 535 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:51,240 Son of a bitch stole my song. 536 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,290 Wait, Terry has the bracelet? 537 00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:58,070 - That's right. - Me and my teammate Terry won. 538 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,250 We fooled you all. 539 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:02,600 - You didn't do! - Okay, well, neither did 540 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,387 Jordan's teammates, but they still got rings. 541 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:06,600 All right, fine. Just tell us how you did it. 542 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,950 Well, first, for my plan to work, it had to happen 543 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,350 on a day when I could control everything. 544 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,416 I couldn't let it be Halloween. 545 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,260 You faked the gas explosion! 546 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,350 Yeah, stupid actors almost blew it. 547 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,880 What was with that moaning, Trent? 548 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,050 I thought you studied at the Lee Strasberg Institute! 549 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,896 - It doesn't mean anything. - They just take your money! 550 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,400 - Oh, that is a huge relief. - I felt so bad about poking 551 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,100 that guy's wound to make sure it was real. 552 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,556 You should still feel bad about that. 553 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:28,996 - No, it was all fake. - I'm totally absolved. 554 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,540 Continue with your story, Sarge. 555 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,630 I knew you'd suggest a heist as a distraction from 556 00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:35,500 my Lieutenant exam, then all I had to do was sit back 557 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:38,290 and watch as everyone took things way too far. 558 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,046 But how'd you know we'd get so out of hand? 559 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:43,030 I spent the last six months sowing the seeds of conflict. 560 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:45,640 Man, I am so sick of Jake saying he is the only 561 00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:47,470 two-time Halloween heist winner. 562 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:50,300 I'm the only two-time Halloween heist winner. 563 00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,666 I can't believe everyone says you're 564 00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,430 not helpful during the Halloween heist. 565 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,310 Just because they all think your fingers are too big. 566 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,310 We'll show them. 567 00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,220 Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. 568 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,750 Boy, that's hung in a real prominent place, isn't it? 569 00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:05,180 - Not for long. - I was manipulated? 570 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:07,100 - Sorry, Kevin. - Don't apologize to him, 571 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,320 Terry. It's his first heist. 572 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,970 He needs to learn. Keep going. 573 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:12,580 Well, after I got everyone acting like maniacs, all I had 574 00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:15,850 to do was make you feel bad by "knocking myself out." 575 00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,150 The banner. 576 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,656 But how did you learn my voice command? 577 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,810 - I didn't have to. - I sold you the damn thing! 578 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:23,200 No. 579 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,200 I want it to unfurl when I say, "You all suck." 580 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,340 Absolutely. 581 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,526 Pleasure doing business with you. 582 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,990 The pleasure was all mine. 583 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,380 That's gonna work. 584 00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,470 I spent $1,800 on that thing! 585 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,650 - You did? - Amy, stop interrupting. 586 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,220 Terry's doing his big speech. 587 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,390 Anyway, once my fake concussion was 588 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,220 on display, I created the perfect distraction 589 00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:46,220 for my partner to do his job. 590 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,270 Cheddar, you duplicitous bitch. 591 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,060 I've been training Cheddar for months. 592 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,620 Wow, what a fun improvised song! 593 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:55,906 When I swapped the Hootsworths, 594 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,710 I put a magnetic collar on him! 595 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,630 From there, Cheddar followed us all the way 596 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:03,550 to One Police Plaza, where he hand-delivered 597 00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:05,900 the bracelet to me right outside this room. 598 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,850 But, wait, what about the Lieutenant's exam? 599 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,446 Aren't you supposed to be taking it right now? 600 00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:11,340 Hell no, I took that thing weeks ago. 601 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:13,380 And I passed! I'm already a lieutenant! 602 00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:14,770 - You are? - That's incredible! 603 00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:16,560 - Lieutenant Jeffords! - This is amazing. 604 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,390 I'm so proud of you, Terry. 605 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:20,886 - All right. - You've overstepped now, Bill. 606 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,910 Yeah, it's weird you're here, Bill. 607 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,260 To Terry Jeffords, the ultimate human being 608 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,010 slash genius. Nice work... Lieutenant. 609 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:30,400 - Yeah! - Thanks, squad! 610 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,896 Also the next heist will be at Halloween, 611 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,750 so you'll only be champion for six months. 612 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:36,100 - This is half a win at best. - Sounds about right, yeah. 613 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,580 - Yeah. - Pretty garbage. 614 00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:39,760 Hey, Scully, so you and Earl made up? 615 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,710 - Yup. - Hitchcock helped us realize 616 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,436 we shouldn't fight just because we're so different. 617 00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:45,590 Yeah. To our differences! 618 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:48,460 Oh, dang it! 619 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:51,070 Ooh, double dang it. 620 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,420 - What? - Oh, my God. 621 00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:55,250 Terry, what you did today was awesome 622 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:58,510 and I just wanted to say I'm sorry if I took things too far. 623 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,780 Are you kidding me? 624 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:01,106 I was just guilting you as a tactic. 625 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:02,520 I love how crazy the heist gets. 626 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,236 Okay, good, 'cause what I really wanted to say 627 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,700 is next heist I'm gonna drown you in your own blood. 628 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,286 Oh, yeah? Well, then I'm gonna rip your arms off 629 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,260 and beat you to death with 'em. 630 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,740 Oh! 631 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:12,506 I'm going to slice your Achilles' tendons, peel off 632 00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:14,156 your fingernails, and stick knitting needles in your eyes. 633 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,140 Oh, damn. 634 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,230 Raymond, you were right. 635 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:17,450 These heists are fun. 636 00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:19,450 Fremulon. 637 00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:21,710 - Not a doctor. - Shh.