1 00:00:04,395 --> 00:00:06,049 Guys! I have a great idea for a prank. 2 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,659 Before Holt comes in 3 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,202 I'm gonna put ink on the podium where he puts his hands. 4 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:10,334 I don't think he'll fall for that. 5 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:11,489 - I did! - How? 6 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:12,684 I haven't even opened this yet. 7 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,318 I guess it's unrelated. 8 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:15,774 Captain Holt hates pranks. This is gonna backfire, man. 9 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:17,408 Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down. I'll... 10 00:00:17,452 --> 00:00:19,019 move his podium a foot to the left. 11 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:20,281 What? He'll be so angry. 12 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:21,282 - Okay, five inches. - Five? 13 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:22,283 - Three? - Three? 14 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:23,588 - One? - One? 15 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:25,001 All right. I'll move it a half inch. 16 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,156 Fine. It's your funeral. 17 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,115 Oh my god. 18 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:29,377 Worst prank ever. So stupid. 19 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:31,944 Holt's not even going to notice. 20 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:34,730 Good morning. 21 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:37,907 You guys... 22 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,866 The podium, it's... 23 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:43,739 Ha. 24 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,006 You're crazy! 25 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,181 How did you pull this off? 26 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:14,074 Yes, Kevin, they moved it a full half inch. 27 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,901 I'll tell you the entire story tonight. 28 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:18,208 I love you as well. Goodbye. 29 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:20,210 Oh, that was a fun several moments. 30 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,212 So, there's been a series of homicides. 31 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,171 Three victims, all young men, 32 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:26,086 each murdered in their own fashion. 33 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,367 A serial killer? How'd they do it? 34 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:29,306 Strangled? Mangled? Hung, I.e. Dangled? 35 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:30,414 Their bodies were disfigured. 36 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:31,526 I.e. "mangled." Continue. 37 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:32,764 Our killer cut the victims open 38 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:34,006 and ripped out their hearts. 39 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:35,158 Now, before I assign this case... 40 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,531 - Five dollars! - What? 41 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:37,943 I'm bidding for it. I want this so badly. 42 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,075 - That's not how we... - $20. 43 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,622 Just to make this interesting. 44 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:42,382 - $100 for Jake to have it! - I was going to assign 45 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:44,539 the case to you and Peralta but perhaps I should 46 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:46,280 give it to Diaz instead. $200! 47 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:47,759 It's not about the money, Boyle! 48 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:49,674 Commissioner Kelly is breathing down my neck. 49 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:52,199 I need this case handled professionally and maturely. 50 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:54,002 Name one time I haven't acted professionally. 51 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,202 You're holding a juice box. 52 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,812 It stops me from spilling my juice! 53 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,335 Look, we can handle this, sir. 54 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,357 Do we joke around sometimes? Yes, but when it's time 55 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:01,967 to buckle down, we're seasoned professionals. 56 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,316 That's why they call us the Spice Boys. 57 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,428 They don't and they won't. 58 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:06,604 Sir, I swear, give us a chance. 59 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,606 We can get this guy. 60 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,565 Fine. Case goes to the Spice Boys. 61 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,306 - Please don't call us that. - Too late. 62 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:13,718 Spice Boy train has left the station. 63 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:14,612 Toot toot! 64 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,048 Hey, hey, check it out. 65 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,702 It's my lieutenant start paperwork! 66 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:19,332 It's gonna be so weird not calling you Sarge anymore. 67 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:21,315 Maybe I'll go by Loot. "Morning, Loot!" 68 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,317 "Loot over here." "Let's invite Loot!" 69 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,927 What do you think? 70 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,538 I bet you're excited about 71 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,453 the raise that comes with your promotion. 72 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,890 Well, Terry doesn't like to talk about money, but, uh... 73 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,588 Cha-ching! 74 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:35,198 Now I can pay for Showtime. 75 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,765 Find out who or what "SMILF" is! 76 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,395 You know, some people say, "Mo money, mo problems," 77 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:40,092 but those people are idiots. Money's amazing. 78 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:41,465 Wait, what? 79 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:42,858 This says there's not enough money 80 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,816 in the Nine-Nine's budget for my raise! 81 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:45,991 What does that mean? 82 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:47,471 They're going to transfer me! 83 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,649 Now, I know what you're thinking. 84 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,782 Where'd dem guts go? 85 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:54,652 Uh, yeah. 86 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:56,001 This guy needs a dentist, 87 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,786 because he's got a big ol' cavity. 88 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,353 I love that. I'm stealing it. 89 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,137 You cannot steal what is a gift. 90 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,487 Thank you. Okay, so whoever did this, 91 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,402 they weren't careful with the organs. 92 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,883 They just sorta grabbed whatever and yanked. 93 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:10,102 Title of your sex tape. Oh, that's just something 94 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:11,582 we say back at the Nine-Nine. 95 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,169 Interesting, 'cause around here sex tape is what 96 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,152 we call the adhesive you use to reattach a severed penis. 97 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,023 Oh, I'll have to pick some of that up. 98 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,721 - Why? - Anyway... 99 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:22,811 most of the killer's incisions are very sloppy but then once 100 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:24,900 he gets to the heart they become very careful. 101 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:27,859 I mean, look at the vena cava. That's a clean cut. 102 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,209 Game recognize game. 103 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:31,167 Hmm. I like your style, Doctor Cox. 104 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,169 Gentlemen! The Commissioner would like 105 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,431 a status update on the case. 106 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:35,887 Oh, come on Ray. You make it sound like 107 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,802 I'm puttin' the screws to ya. No, I just popped in 108 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,760 to say if you don't solve these murders immediately 109 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:42,439 there's gonna be some serious consequences. 110 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:46,008 I'm just messin' with ya! 111 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:48,228 Listen, you know what would help you catch this guy? 112 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:50,360 I just launched a new app, HotClues. 113 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:51,535 Are you familiar with it? 114 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:53,015 The one that allows civilians 115 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:55,278 to submit anonymous tips directly to the NYPD? 116 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,628 Yes, I'm familiar with... HotClues. 117 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,326 Great! You know, it's actually 118 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:01,719 helped us solve 17 cases, so I think we should ask 119 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,243 for the public's help with this one. 120 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,375 No, study after study has shown that soliciting 121 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:08,552 anonymous tips results in false leads and wrongful convictions. 122 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:09,921 Hmm. Tell me how you really feel. 123 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:12,382 - I did. - And I loved it! Such passion! 124 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,881 But I think HotClues could help us here. 125 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,125 No, we will solve this case the proper way 126 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:19,215 with actual police work conducted by the two best 127 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,783 detectives in the NYPD: Captain! 128 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,568 Well, I certainly hope your methods work. 129 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:27,136 For the sake of your careers. 130 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:29,094 Bye now. 131 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:32,010 Oof! Now that guy's gonna need some sex tape. 132 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:34,143 'Cause someone's gonna cut his penis off. 133 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:36,014 We are vibing! 134 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,973 So... I found out where 135 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,366 they're transferring me. 136 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,629 And, you know, I'm feeling pretty good about it. 137 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,326 Oh! Somewhere nice? Upper West Side? 138 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,459 No, even better. 139 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:46,895 Staten Island! 140 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:49,550 Good one, Loot. 141 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,769 Where you really going? No, I'm serious. Staten! 142 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,312 Wait, they're transferring you out of New York? 143 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,685 It's part of the City! 144 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,533 - Is it, though? - Hey, Staten Island is great. 145 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:59,429 It's got parks, loads of bike paths, 146 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,692 tons of up and coming restaurants... 147 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,651 I mean... easy access to New Jersey! 148 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,479 You're lying. Your right pec is popping 149 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,655 all over the place. We all know that's your tell. 150 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,613 Of course I'm lying! It's Staten Island! 151 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:11,006 The precinct is the One-Two-Two. 152 00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:13,443 How the hell am I supposed to chant One-Two-Two? 153 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:16,316 One-Two-Two! One-Two-Two! 154 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,274 I sound like a damn choo-choo train! 155 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,363 Detectives, how's the case? Any breakthroughs? 156 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,452 Uh, well, we're still in the early stages. 157 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,280 Do you have a suspect or DNA evidence? 158 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,803 Oh my god. I wish. 159 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:27,979 Look, we need to solve this to prove to that idiot 160 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:31,461 John Kelly, how inane and useless his little app is. 161 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:32,941 Oh dip. I see what's going on. 162 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:35,160 Holt is feeling petty. I'm not being petty. 163 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:36,379 I can assure you my feelings 164 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,835 about John Kelly are purely professional. 165 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,643 Are they? Because every time his name 166 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,360 is brought up in our group text thread you immediately send 167 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:42,666 back a super catty GIF of some lady 168 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,363 from "The Durrells in Corfu" rolling her eyes. 169 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:45,756 That's Louisa Durrell, exasperated by 170 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,347 the pace of life on Corfu! 171 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,411 Wait, the group text thread is back? 172 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,697 - No. - We misspoke. 173 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,220 - Yeah. - Look, if you can't solve 174 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:52,893 this case I'll reassign it to someone who can. 175 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,373 Wait, no, no, no, no, no! I have an idea. 176 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,007 We need to get into the mind of a sicko. 177 00:05:56,051 --> 00:06:00,534 And the only way to do that is with the help of another sicko. 178 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:08,672 Jake! It's so good to see you! 179 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,805 Come give me a hug, I'm not going to eat you! 180 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:13,851 Also, don't hug me 'cause I will try to eat you. 181 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,160 This is such a surprise! 182 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,616 I haven't seen you since I transferred here. 183 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,945 - How's Amy? - She's great! 184 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:22,817 We're married and she's a Sergeant now. 185 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,601 - Wow! - Yeah! How's everything here? 186 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,168 You know, same old same old. 187 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:28,562 Guess who's here? Herman. Herman! 188 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,912 Always playing Yahtzee, knew everybody's name. 189 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,130 - Worshipped Satan. - Did he? 190 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:34,698 He never mentioned that. 191 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:37,266 - He wouldn't shut up about it. - It is exhausting. 192 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:39,529 Well, I'm Charles. I'm Jake's best friend. 193 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:41,662 Charles, he's serving three life sentences. 194 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,291 No need to flex. So Caleb, we're tracking 195 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:45,753 a serial killer and I was thinking 196 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:47,494 you could help us get inside his head. 197 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:48,756 Just because I ate humans 198 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,453 doesn't mean that I'm inhuman, Jake. 199 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:51,952 Caleb, come on. That's not what I meant. 200 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:53,195 I'm just kidding. 201 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:55,066 I'm probably friends with the guy online. 202 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,459 What's his deal? 203 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:58,896 Well, he's been murdering young men 204 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,463 and cutting out their hearts. 205 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:01,682 Ew. What? 206 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:02,813 I would never eat a heart. 207 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,293 I stick to the normal stuff. 208 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:05,425 Butts and thighs. 209 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,992 One time I ate a foot, but it was nasty. 210 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:09,405 - Yeah, I can see that. - You know what? 211 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,779 There was some weird guy on the forum recently. 212 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:13,302 - The forum? - Yeah, it's a chat room 213 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:15,609 for people who like to talk about eating human beings 214 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:17,132 but definitely won't act on it. 215 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,960 Wink. Yeah, it's hosted on... 216 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,483 - Reddit. - Obviously. 217 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,635 Anyways, he showed up from out of nowhere asking questions 218 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,052 about cutting out hearts. Really? 219 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,333 Do you know anything else about him? 220 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,881 I'd never seen him on there before 221 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:28,839 but you could check the logs. I'll approve you. 222 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,275 - I'm an admin. - Ah. 223 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,123 Oh, you might want to switch to incognito mode. 224 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:35,629 Otherwise your targeted ads will be pretty cannibal-specific. 225 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:36,891 Ah, good to know. 226 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,501 Well, it was good to see you, Caleb. 227 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:39,676 Send me that info. 228 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,614 Hey Terry, you okay? You skipped all your lunches. 229 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,616 I'm going through the budget to see if there's any way 230 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,400 we could save enough money for me to stay here. 231 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,339 - You find anything yet? - Yeah, we could 232 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:54,038 switch to generic printer ink, cut down on custodial services, 233 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:55,997 and stop buying office birthday cakes. 234 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,216 - Over my dead body! - It's just an idea. 235 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,392 - Well, take it off the table! - Damn, Scully, fine. 236 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:01,892 We could stop paying for an exterminator. 237 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,154 It's pointless. We all have guns. 238 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,658 Who am I kidding? 239 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,200 We'll never save enough to keep me at the Nine-Nine. 240 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:07,922 You're right. The only way to free up 241 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,663 that money is if you fire someone. 242 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:12,535 What? I can't just fire someone without cause. 243 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,537 Come on. We all know there's a bunch of 244 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:15,712 dead weight around here. 245 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:18,410 Sloppy paperwork, penmanship fails, 246 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,630 phone etiquette that makes me want to barf. 247 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,023 Let's axe a dud! 248 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,286 Damn, Amy. I am loving this shade on you. 249 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:25,829 But Loot's right. We can't just fire somebody. 250 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:29,378 That said, you could "inspire" somebody to quit. 251 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:31,641 For example, Broadway Brian. 252 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,861 Yes! Broadway Brian, of course! 253 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,515 Who the hell is Broadway Brian? 254 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:36,907 Brian in records. 255 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:39,388 He's always talking about what a great singer he is 256 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:41,521 and how his dream is to be in musicals. 257 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:44,175 You just need to convince him to go for his dream. 258 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:46,395 Oh, I don't know. That feels underhanded. 259 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,068 It's never underhanded to help somebody follow their dream. 260 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:49,529 Yesterday, I was watching "Ellen," 261 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,419 and she had this woman on who wanted to be a chef, 262 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,073 but she didn't have any taste buds, so she quit her job, 263 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,597 hired her best friend to be her taste tester. 264 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,076 And now they have the best taco truck in Lansing. 265 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,667 It was inspiration as. 266 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,103 Yeah. 267 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,931 I'd just be helping him follow his dream! 268 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,585 I'd be doing him a favor! 269 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:06,371 I'm going to inspire Brian's ass right out of this office! 270 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:07,721 For him, not me. 271 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,984 Dreams, and whatnot, you know. 272 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,594 Detectives, Commissioner Kelly is back 273 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,422 and he found his way here on his own 274 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,206 without any tips from the public. 275 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,295 How impressive is that? Well, thank you, Raymond. 276 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:18,534 I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 277 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,124 Thought I'd check on your progress. 278 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:22,300 Um, we have a solid lead. 279 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:23,954 Suspicious online behavior 280 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,174 from someone using the name Jamburger77. 281 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,021 There's only one person in the tri-state area 282 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,786 with that surname... Eileen Jamburger. 283 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,876 101 years old, and immediately racist on the phone. 284 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,399 She is not a suspect at this time. 285 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:36,619 But the user did make one non-cannibal post. 286 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:40,449 A negative review of the headroom in a 2006 Saturn lon. 287 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,885 Real creep car. 288 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,235 So, we pulled records on every 2006 lon in the city 289 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,759 and we're following up on them now. 290 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,108 Well, I'll be. 291 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,675 That's some nice police work, Peralta. 292 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,285 - And Charles. - I especially like how 293 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,113 you found evidence, followed up on it, 294 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,941 and it's lead you closer to a solve. 295 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,812 No, I agree, Peralta. It's excellent work. 296 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,422 You must've hated saying that. 297 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,468 No, I didn't. I like giving compliments. 298 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:02,297 You have a nice deep voice. It is very commanding. 299 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:05,126 Cut the crap, John. You're furious! 300 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,650 And everyone can tell! 301 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,696 See? Very commanding. 302 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:13,134 So, I know Raymond has some issues with HotClues, 303 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,092 but we did put the call out on the app 304 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,312 and got a very promising tip. 305 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,227 Look, we're not going against our Captain. 306 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,970 So this guy says he saw someone covered in blood 307 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,711 getting out of a Saturn lon. 308 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,321 But you don't need that tip 309 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:29,716 because you are among the best detectives in the NYPD! 310 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:35,069 You're right, we don't need that tip! 311 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,679 But seriously, send us that tip. 312 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:37,941 We need it. 313 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,551 Hey, Brian! What are you up to? 314 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,379 Typing in numbers into a computer. 315 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,991 Like I always do endlessly for 40-60 hours a week. 316 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,229 Well, when you love what you do, 317 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,950 you don't work a day in your life! 318 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,518 Unless, do you not love sad data entry? 319 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,302 Well, my passion is performing. 320 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,695 I do musical theater. 321 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,479 It's the hardest form of acting. I agree! 322 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,917 I am always saying, if you're not singing, 323 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,875 - you're not acting. - Right! 324 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,311 It's probably hard to audition 325 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,009 because you're always here, right? 326 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:05,186 Yes! I had to pass up a chance to read for "Seussical." 327 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,014 You know Brian, this makes me think 328 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,363 of something I saw on "Ellen." 329 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:11,018 There was this lady, she wanted to be a cook, 330 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,846 but her tongue was all messed up, 331 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,979 and she had this friend who didn't even have a tongue... 332 00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:17,459 I mean, she did, 333 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:21,028 and now they own a taco truck in Lansing! 334 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,333 Huh? 335 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:23,726 Follow your dreams, man! 336 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,206 You got to follow your dreams. 337 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,469 Find your taco truck! 338 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:30,211 Wow. Thank you. 339 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,126 That gives me a lot to think about. 340 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,494 So what did you come down here for? 341 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:38,001 Oh, uh, I had to borrow... 342 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,350 the water cooler! 343 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,309 All right. Thanks, Brian. 344 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,006 Think about what I said. 345 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,922 So, the tipster saw the Saturn parked out back 346 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,228 and the woman at the desk said 347 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,751 it belongs to the man in room 203. 348 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,362 One "Larry Bird." Obvious fake name. 349 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,408 Or is it so insane that there's no way it's fake? 350 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:54,951 If you're trying not to draw attention, 351 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,692 why not go with something like "John Smith?" 352 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,760 From "Pocahontas"? 353 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,719 Uh, yeah. Way to fly under the radar. 354 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,460 Excuse me, is there ice yet? 355 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,786 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't work here. 356 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,376 I'm a police officer. 357 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,093 Well, then I'd like to lodge a formal complaint. 358 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,597 There hasn't been ice here for days 359 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,512 and everyone knows my wine coolers are supposed 360 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,098 to be served chilled. You're an adult. 361 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,442 Why are you drinking wine coolers? 362 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,082 - Because I'm on vacation. - Okay. 363 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,040 Well, I'll mention the ice. 364 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,607 Thanks. Pig. 365 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,087 Okay. 366 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,394 Oh, it's Holt. 367 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,395 I didn't tell him what we were doing. 368 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:25,788 I'll act natural. 369 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,157 You're not gonna be on the phone call. 370 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,375 Just do nothing. Hey, Captain! 371 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,923 What delicious water I'm drinking! 372 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,727 Sorry that we didn't check in before we left. 373 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,274 We're just down at the DMV following up 374 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,841 - on the Saturn owners. - Lies! 375 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,843 Captain! How'd you know we were here? 376 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,192 I followed you! 377 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,865 John Kelly gave you a "Hot Clue," didn't he? 378 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,238 How dare you disobey me. 379 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,631 Come on, sir, it was a good tip 380 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,000 and we're trying to catch a serial killer. 381 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,329 Well then let's see this tip, 382 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,505 this groundbreaking tip 383 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,048 that threatens to blow the case wide open. 384 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,335 Okay, I know this tone. Here comes petty Holt. 385 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,530 Naw, bitch. I'm not being petty. 386 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,860 You just said, "naw, bitch." 387 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,818 Show me the tip. 388 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,515 Title of your sex tape. 389 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,039 I was behind the Royal Motor Inn. 390 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,911 I saw a guy get out of a blue Saturn lon 391 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,260 and he was covered in blood. 392 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,696 Anyway, Baba Booey! 393 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,655 Baba Booey? Is that a clue? 394 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,831 Uh, I don't know what Baba Booey means, actually. 395 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,181 It's a popular prank phrase from Howard Stern. 396 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,488 - Charles! - Oh, from a shock jock. 397 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,837 Well, that changes everything. 398 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,797 Now we have a credible break in the case. 399 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,146 Baba Booey! 400 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:20,843 open up! 401 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,192 Uh, just a minute! 402 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,499 Ooh, I bet he's frantically packing up 403 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,892 his collection of hearts. 404 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,373 Goin' in! Get back. 405 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,812 - There's blood everywhere! - He went out the window. 406 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,944 I'll go around back. 407 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,294 Fine, Kelly found the murderer's kill room. 408 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,340 Whoop-dee-doo! Should we throw him a parade? 409 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,342 Yeah! Maybe! 410 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,912 Patrols have searched a five-block radius. 411 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,522 No sign of the perp. 412 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,065 And there were no prints. He was wearing gloves. 413 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,457 Like the inimitable Audrey Hepburn. 414 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,048 - Nope. - Gentlemen, there's something 415 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,789 I need to say. I gave you such a hard time 416 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,792 about using Commissioner Kelly's app because I was being petty. 417 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,012 I wanted him to fail and I took it out on you 418 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:03,016 and for that I am very... 419 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,342 Oh. You kind of trailed off there, sir. 420 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,063 Were you going to finish your sentence? 421 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,475 It felt like you were going to say you were sorry. 422 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,979 I did. Boyle heard it. 423 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,827 Uh, I would remember if someone said my catch phrase. 424 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,896 Fine, I'm sorry. 425 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,898 I'm very sorry. 426 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,900 Apology accepted. 427 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,076 - I am so proud of you. - Peralta. 428 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,401 You're right. I'll rub it in later. 429 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,905 What matters now is solving this case. 430 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,404 Now, our murderer may have gotten away, 431 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,300 but we did find his kill room. 432 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,147 Maybe there's something in here that we're not seeing, yet. 433 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,062 Perhaps we should pay your cannibal friend another visit. 434 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,828 I wouldn't say they're friends so much as ex-cellmates. 435 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,482 No, it's true. We're friends. 436 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,615 - He ate kids! - Well, people are complicated. 437 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,854 Now, I'll tell you one thing. 438 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,270 You are not looking for a cannibal. 439 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,074 - Why do you say that? - With all that blood? 440 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,927 No self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce. 441 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,426 See, Charles? He's a foodie, like you. 442 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,844 - Who are you? - Can I see that picture again? 443 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,890 Oh man, those are some nice tools. 444 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,543 I would love to spread some ribs 445 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,936 using that sternum retractor, 446 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,261 but they only sell those to hospitals. 447 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,157 Wait a minute. What did you just say? 448 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,246 I said I'd love to get my little fingies 449 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,464 in some chesties. 450 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,964 No, no, no. Not the super gross part. 451 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,163 Surgery-grade tools, 452 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,357 precise incisions around the heart, 453 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,035 and there was no ice at the motel. 454 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,950 Because the perp was using it for the hearts. 455 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,952 We're not looking for a serial killer. 456 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,867 He stole the hearts for a transplant! 457 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,260 Boom! We solved it. 458 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,610 - Boyle, give me a hug. - Yeah! 459 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,004 No! 460 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,180 Hey, I did it! 461 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,201 I talked to Brian and encouraged him to pursue his dreams. 462 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,705 Really? Is he gonna quit? 463 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,291 I don't know, that was the first step. 464 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,143 But I figure if I talk to him twice a day 465 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,145 for the next few weeks... Attention, everyone! 466 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,278 Today will be my final day at the Nine-Nine. 467 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,975 Damn, Loot. That was fast. 468 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,474 I will be taking my talents to Broadway 469 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,457 and I owe it all to Lieutenant Terry Jeffords. 470 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,111 All I did was believe in you. 471 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,416 And it changed everything. 472 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,853 So Lieutenant, this one's for you. 473 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,290 Oh. 474 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,643 - Uh oh. - ♪ From Philly, Boston 475 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,472 Amy, you said he could sing. 476 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,691 I didn't say he could sing. He said he could sing. 477 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,133 What have I done? 478 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,483 - Bye, Jake! - Here it is. 479 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,441 The federal heart transplant waiting list. 480 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,053 Check out who's all the way down at 2,319. 481 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:10,230 Angelo Rinaldi, who runs the Rinaldi crime family. 482 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,884 Well. Then let's pay him a visit. 483 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,671 - NYPD! - Hands where we can see them! 484 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,281 There's a heart in the cooler. 485 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,892 Sorry, Rinaldi, the only transplant happening today 486 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,416 is your ass to jail. 487 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,089 He is definitely unconscious and didn't hear any of that. 488 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,159 But I'm still pumped. Case closed. Let's go! 489 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,596 So Rinaldi had his trigger-man stealing hearts 490 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,815 so he could have a transplant. 491 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,948 That is fun! Good job, Ray. 492 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,254 Thank you, Commissioner Kelly. 493 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,256 We couldn't have done it without your... 494 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,042 Sir, you're doing the trailing off thing again. 495 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:43,089 Help. Um... and I owe you an apology. 496 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,482 I'm sorry and I must admit, 497 00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,572 you've really got something on your hands with this... 498 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,052 HotClues app. 499 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,706 Well, that is so nice of you to say. 500 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,708 But, if you like the app now, 501 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,450 wait until you see the updates we're rolling out. 502 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,148 Now you can Auto-Tune your tips. Show 'em, Micah. 503 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,373 Pretty nifty. 504 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,201 No... 505 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,376 You a Stern fan, Micah? 506 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,595 Oh yeah. Listen every day. 507 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,814 Baba Booey! 508 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,729 - Baba Booey? - Baba Booey. 509 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,339 Baba Booey. 510 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,689 You're the guy from the video. 511 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,082 You called in the tip. 512 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,257 Yeah. 513 00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:23,085 Ah, Micah, do me a favor. 514 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,826 Give us a moment here, all right? 515 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:25,957 Nobody in or out. 516 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,568 Lock the doors. Thanks, bud. 517 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,154 Actually Micah, you wanna leave that door unlocked 518 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:30,547 in case we want to make a quick getaway? 519 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,051 I'm gonna do what he told me to do. 520 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,357 Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks, bud. 521 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,840 What's going on, Kelly? 522 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,929 Why is your assistant submitting tips? 523 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,800 Because they already had the information. 524 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,430 The tips aren't coming from the public at all. 525 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:45,629 Oh, cool theory. 526 00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,283 But if I already had the information, 527 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,764 why am I pouring so much money into developing this app? 528 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,200 To hide where you're getting it. 529 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:54,029 Because you're using illegal wiretaps or something! 530 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,640 You got me! You guys are good! 531 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,034 I just love how you ping pong off each other. 532 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,341 This is blatantly unconstitutional. 533 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,125 I'm going to the press! Yes, you should. 534 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,867 But first, do you know what a stingray is? 535 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,149 Of course we know what a Stingray is. 536 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,522 Tenderest meat in the ocean! 537 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,480 No, stingray is a portable cell tower. 538 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,003 You drive it around the city. 539 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,310 It captures data from any cell phone within reach. 540 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:18,488 Like, oh, text messages, location history, voicemail... 541 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,881 Oh my god. 542 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,491 You have a "Dark Knight" machine! 543 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,145 Yes, I do, and the three of you 544 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,191 are not going to say a word about it 545 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,757 because the 18 felons 546 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,064 we captured through the system, they'd go free. 547 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,548 That's unfortunate, but it's better 548 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,782 than living in a police state. 549 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,460 - I'm not sitting on this. - Okay. 550 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,853 But I can assure you, you can't prove this program exists. 551 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,420 It's just your word against mine. 552 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,355 - I'm more than fine with that. - You shouldn't be. 553 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:42,164 Because I can prove you'd do anything to sabotage me. 554 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,167 My stingray captured your texts, too. 555 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,517 No, he has the "Durrells in Corfu" GIF! 556 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,389 Oh-ho-ho. Way worse. 557 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,130 You wrote several people, 558 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,524 "I would do anything to rid the NYPD of John Kelly." 559 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,091 "Sincerely, Raymond Holt." 560 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,312 You have got to stop signing your text messages! 561 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,356 What do I do? 562 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,749 Brian sounds terrible. 563 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:02,900 I can't let him quit his job! 564 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,447 He'll never get cast in anything. 565 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,164 Maybe he'll be one of those people on "The Voice" 566 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,905 that's so bad they become an Internet sensation. 567 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,729 That's not what they do on "The Voice", Amy, 568 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,193 that's "American Idol"! 569 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,064 "The Voice" is purely a celebration of talent. 570 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,912 If he wants to pursue his dream and it doesn't work out, 571 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:17,199 that's not on you. He made his choice. 572 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,593 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You know, no blood on my hands. 573 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:20,918 I just need to let him do his thing. 574 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,640 - Terry... - Hey, Brian! 575 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,687 So, what did you think of my song? 576 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,386 - I loved how loud it was. - Thank you. 577 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,823 I wouldn't have had the courage to do it without you. 578 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,366 Sure, I daydream about it all the time, 579 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,436 but being a single dad, I always chickened out. 580 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,089 You... have... a kid? 581 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,179 I have kids. Three under three. 582 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:43,138 Oh, fun! Hey, unrelated. 583 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,096 Uh, what's your financial situation like? 584 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,098 Do you have savings to fall back on? 585 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,404 Do you come from wealth, or...? 586 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,971 No, no, but... 587 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,064 Sick pipes, Bri. 588 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,587 - Good luck out there. - Thanks. 589 00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,416 No! I can't let you do this. 590 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,418 What? 591 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,855 You're a bad singer, man. I don't want to be mean, 592 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,727 but if you try to make a living at this, 593 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,251 you will die on the street. 594 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,427 Oh. 595 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,255 Thanks for telling me. 596 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,258 - So that's it, then. - Yup. 597 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,086 Next week is my last week at the Nine-Nine. 598 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,827 Attention, everyone! 599 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,829 I will be giving up singing. 600 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,266 This will be my final performance. 601 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,793 Not now, Brian! 602 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,144 Sir, there you are. 603 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,668 We've been looking everywhere for. 604 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:35,993 Kevin says he hasn't heard from you all night. 605 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,714 Yes, I've been sitting in my office 606 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,455 wallowing in my hopelessness, 607 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:43,111 and eating the saddest food known to mankind. 608 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,199 Ice cream. 609 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,809 Oh my god, he's Bridget Jones-ing. 610 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,420 Okay, well it's time to put that aside 611 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,354 and pull out whatever food you eat when you're happy. 612 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,684 - Dry beans? - Sure! 613 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,208 Look. We can still stop John Kelly. 614 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,036 All we need is some hard evidence. 615 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:58,039 How? He won't let us anywhere near him or One Police Plaza. 616 00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,823 I know, which is why I've assembled 617 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,999 a team of powerful allies in the NYPD: 618 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,436 No, that's too risky. 619 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,481 How do you know they're not loyal to John Kelly? 620 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:08,223 Because these people aren't loyal to anybody. 621 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,672 I made a suicide squad! 622 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,674 Fremulon. 623 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,981 Not a doctor. Shh.