1 00:00:03,717 --> 00:00:07,170 Gentlemen, may I present to you the Suicide Squad. 2 00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:09,109 Hang on there, genius. You want us, your enemies, 3 00:00:09,152 --> 00:00:10,936 to help you bring down Commissioner Kelly? 4 00:00:10,980 --> 00:00:12,242 You guys consider me your enemy? 5 00:00:12,286 --> 00:00:13,420 You're some of my best friends. 6 00:00:13,456 --> 00:00:15,317 We haven't talked to you in, like, three years, C.J. 7 00:00:15,353 --> 00:00:17,050 Wait, yeah. I'm thinking of different guys. 8 00:00:17,086 --> 00:00:19,088 Oh, Raymond, that you came to me to ask for help 9 00:00:19,124 --> 00:00:20,519 shows how much you've matured. 10 00:00:20,555 --> 00:00:22,028 You know what else shows how much you've matured? 11 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,144 Your withered face. 12 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:25,603 Now I know why you refer to this as a Suicide Squad, 13 00:00:25,647 --> 00:00:28,352 Peralta, because I already want to kill myself. 14 00:00:28,388 --> 00:00:30,346 Why don't you wait a week? You'll probably die of old age. 15 00:00:30,382 --> 00:00:31,581 The only way I'm going to die 16 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:33,611 is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers 17 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:36,832 and drag me across the River Styx, you reaper. 18 00:00:36,875 --> 00:00:38,442 Ah, wonderful. Very creative. 19 00:00:38,486 --> 00:00:40,406 Look, John Kelly has to be stopped. 20 00:00:40,442 --> 00:00:41,791 He's spying on civilians. 21 00:00:41,827 --> 00:00:43,524 It's unconstitutional and it's wrong. 22 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,188 Please. Do you think any one 23 00:00:45,232 --> 00:00:47,016 of these jackals cares about what's right or wrong? 24 00:00:47,059 --> 00:00:48,278 - I'll help. - See, sir? 25 00:00:48,322 --> 00:00:49,758 There is good in every person. 26 00:00:49,801 --> 00:00:51,369 But I want it to be known it's for selfish reasons. 27 00:00:51,405 --> 00:00:52,682 Why would you want that to be known? 28 00:00:52,718 --> 00:00:54,029 'Cause I've never met C.J. before 29 00:00:54,065 --> 00:00:55,033 and I want him to think that I'm cool. 30 00:00:55,069 --> 00:00:56,056 It's working. 31 00:00:56,092 --> 00:00:57,418 I mean, I love how you're taking over the room. 32 00:00:57,461 --> 00:00:58,593 Like that? Yeah, it's awesome. 33 00:00:58,636 --> 00:00:59,985 You know, I actually wouldn't mind 34 00:01:00,029 --> 00:01:01,204 getting rid of John Kelly either. 35 00:01:01,248 --> 00:01:02,466 That guy makes up so many dumb rules. 36 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:04,033 He told me I couldn't eat raw chicken. 37 00:01:04,076 --> 00:01:05,600 And you think a new commissioner will... 38 00:01:05,643 --> 00:01:07,384 Yeah, he's already on board, so yes, a new commissioner 39 00:01:07,428 --> 00:01:09,604 would let you eat raw chicken for whatever reason. 40 00:01:09,647 --> 00:01:11,083 - It's healthier. - It sure is, Ceej. 41 00:01:11,127 --> 00:01:12,607 And what do you hope to get out of this, Madeline? 42 00:01:12,650 --> 00:01:14,990 Let me guess... Revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister? 43 00:01:15,026 --> 00:01:16,412 I want the same as you, Raymond... 44 00:01:16,448 --> 00:01:18,584 I think what John Kelly is doing is terrible. 45 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,180 Yes, well said, Wuntch. 46 00:01:20,223 --> 00:01:22,356 So, we're all on board. This is exciting! 47 00:01:22,399 --> 00:01:25,228 Let's bring it in, huh? "Suicide Squad" on three. 48 00:01:25,272 --> 00:01:27,123 Ready? One, two... 49 00:01:27,159 --> 00:01:28,295 I don't touch other dudes' hands. 50 00:01:28,331 --> 00:01:29,798 - Whose hand is sticky? - It might be me. 51 00:01:29,841 --> 00:01:31,669 - I ate a Popsicle earlier. - It's probably Madeline. 52 00:01:31,713 --> 00:01:33,671 Cockroaches release a mucus-like secretion. 53 00:01:33,715 --> 00:01:36,108 You would know about roaches, you roach. 54 00:01:36,152 --> 00:01:37,962 And three! Suicide Squad! 55 00:01:58,763 --> 00:02:00,002 Sorry. Sorry I'm late. 56 00:02:00,045 --> 00:02:02,396 Why is Santiago here? We agreed to keep this secret. 57 00:02:02,439 --> 00:02:03,745 Well, it's hard to keep secrets 58 00:02:03,788 --> 00:02:05,355 when you're married to an ace detective. 59 00:02:05,399 --> 00:02:06,704 He told me as soon as he got home. 60 00:02:06,748 --> 00:02:08,619 I did. I'm so excited about the Suicide Squad. 61 00:02:08,663 --> 00:02:10,176 Oh, I love seeing these glimpses 62 00:02:10,212 --> 00:02:11,668 of domestic Peraltiago. 63 00:02:11,704 --> 00:02:12,738 - Now kiss. - No. 64 00:02:12,774 --> 00:02:14,365 - You don't do it enough. - We do it all the time, 65 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,011 - just not in front of you. - It's been a year! 66 00:02:16,047 --> 00:02:17,309 We don't have time for this. 67 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,086 Now, Kelly's stingrays can steal cell phone data 68 00:02:19,122 --> 00:02:20,558 from anyone, including us, so I procured 69 00:02:20,594 --> 00:02:22,401 special equipment for us to communicate with. 70 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:24,635 Extremely old beepers? 71 00:02:24,679 --> 00:02:26,681 Yeah, they're analog, so the stingrays can't detect them. 72 00:02:26,724 --> 00:02:29,205 I had one of these in high school, and it was so cool. 73 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:30,946 You're just sitting in math class, 74 00:02:30,989 --> 00:02:32,226 and you feel that buzz, 75 00:02:32,262 --> 00:02:34,177 and it's your dad saying he loves you. 76 00:02:34,213 --> 00:02:36,302 The rest of the day, you're just walking on air. 77 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:38,910 Did you guys just kiss? 78 00:02:38,954 --> 00:02:39,985 - Hm? - Did I miss it? 79 00:02:40,021 --> 00:02:41,153 Yes. It was very unprofessional. 80 00:02:41,189 --> 00:02:42,625 - Oh, come on! - I don't like this. 81 00:02:42,661 --> 00:02:44,315 I wouldn't wish working with Madeline Wuntch 82 00:02:44,351 --> 00:02:46,266 on my worst enemy, and my worst enemy 83 00:02:46,302 --> 00:02:47,955 is Madeline Wuntch, whom I hate. 84 00:02:47,991 --> 00:02:49,443 Look, if you wanna stop Kelly, 85 00:02:49,486 --> 00:02:51,166 she's the key to my entire plan. 86 00:02:51,202 --> 00:02:52,638 So, either you get over it, 87 00:02:52,674 --> 00:02:54,426 or we walk away from this thing right now. 88 00:02:55,366 --> 00:02:56,781 Ugh, fine. 89 00:02:57,062 --> 00:02:58,890 I will learn to trust Madeline Wuntch. 90 00:02:58,926 --> 00:03:01,190 I will never trust Madeline Wuntch. 91 00:03:01,226 --> 00:03:03,485 She's a venomous snake waiting to strike, 92 00:03:03,521 --> 00:03:04,857 and you know what we do to snakes. 93 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,460 Chop their heads off. Remove the skin. 94 00:03:06,503 --> 00:03:07,678 - Turn them into boots. - Don't be absurd. 95 00:03:07,722 --> 00:03:09,128 Who would want Trollskin boots? 96 00:03:09,163 --> 00:03:10,158 You just said she was a snake. 97 00:03:10,194 --> 00:03:11,552 The devil comes in many forms. 98 00:03:11,595 --> 00:03:14,294 No, what I meant was I want you to follow her 99 00:03:14,330 --> 00:03:15,883 and make sure she doesn't betray us. 100 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:17,862 And, uh, don't tell Peralta. 101 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,778 Count me in. I got nothing else going on. 102 00:03:19,814 --> 00:03:22,127 Aren't you supposed to be getting ready to transfer to Staten Island? 103 00:03:22,171 --> 00:03:24,391 - Eh, that's not real. - It was pretty real last week. 104 00:03:24,434 --> 00:03:26,766 That's before I decided to pretend it wasn't. 105 00:03:27,655 --> 00:03:29,700 - I'm in denial. - Most people who are in denial 106 00:03:29,744 --> 00:03:31,311 don't usually say they're in denial. 107 00:03:31,354 --> 00:03:32,877 That's because they're in denial 108 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,221 about being in denial. 109 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,721 But I'm not in denial. 110 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:37,503 I'm in denial. 111 00:03:37,665 --> 00:03:39,667 Is Jeffords' brain okay for this mission? 112 00:03:39,710 --> 00:03:42,757 Yes, sir... for this and all future Nine-Nine missions, 113 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:44,435 which I'll definitely be a part of. 114 00:03:44,471 --> 00:03:45,607 But let's go. 115 00:03:46,195 --> 00:03:47,588 So, this apartment will be our base 116 00:03:47,631 --> 00:03:48,763 for the duration of the mission. 117 00:03:48,806 --> 00:03:50,460 Thank you to The Vulture for procuring it. 118 00:03:50,504 --> 00:03:52,070 Hey, don't thank me. Thank my boy, Billy. 119 00:03:52,114 --> 00:03:54,159 He said the place was mine while he's still in prison. 120 00:03:54,203 --> 00:03:55,639 That's not what it sounds like. 121 00:03:55,683 --> 00:03:58,208 His only crime was planning a kickass music festival. 122 00:03:58,244 --> 00:04:00,071 Are you friends with the Fyre Festival guy? 123 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,740 Best friends. He got a bum rap. 124 00:04:01,776 --> 00:04:04,039 You can learn about it when my documentary comes out. 125 00:04:04,082 --> 00:04:06,345 It points all the blame where it clearly belongs... 126 00:04:07,085 --> 00:04:08,260 with the island people. 127 00:04:08,304 --> 00:04:10,132 Wow, so many levels of terrible there. 128 00:04:10,175 --> 00:04:11,612 All right, we need to catch Kelly 129 00:04:11,655 --> 00:04:13,353 in the act of illegally spying, so here's the plan. 130 00:04:13,396 --> 00:04:15,398 We commit a fake crime so serious 131 00:04:15,442 --> 00:04:16,834 that he's forced to deploy the stingray. 132 00:04:16,878 --> 00:04:18,880 - What kind of crime? - We're gonna kidnap a cop. 133 00:04:18,923 --> 00:04:21,186 But not just any cop... it needs to be someone 134 00:04:21,230 --> 00:04:22,492 so high-ranking that it sends shockwaves 135 00:04:22,536 --> 00:04:24,102 through the system, but not important enough 136 00:04:24,146 --> 00:04:26,701 that their absence negatively impacts the NYPD in any way. 137 00:04:31,327 --> 00:04:32,415 Who you guys thinking? 138 00:04:32,459 --> 00:04:33,905 We're clearly all looking at you. 139 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,323 Oh, God. Am I in charge of the meeting? 140 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,447 Dismissed. Dismissed. 141 00:04:36,483 --> 00:04:38,203 No. You're getting kidnapped, C.J. 142 00:04:38,239 --> 00:04:39,901 Amy, Charles, and I will be the kidnappers. 143 00:04:39,944 --> 00:04:42,413 Captain Holt is the driver. Here's how it'll go down. 144 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,757 - Approaching the target. - All right, let's do this. 145 00:04:43,793 --> 00:04:44,804 Masks on. 146 00:04:45,196 --> 00:04:47,474 Actually, scratch that. We're not gonna use ski masks. 147 00:04:47,517 --> 00:04:49,040 We'll use cool rubber masks. 148 00:04:49,084 --> 00:04:50,955 Ooh, we should be the ladies of "The First Wives Club." 149 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:51,947 I call Keaton. 150 00:04:51,983 --> 00:04:53,258 We're not gonna do "First Wives Club" masks. 151 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,399 Just because you can't be Keaton? 152 00:04:54,435 --> 00:04:56,567 - Grow up, Jake! - No, because they don't exist. 153 00:04:56,603 --> 00:04:58,105 And also, yeah, 154 00:04:58,141 --> 00:04:59,610 Keaton is clearly the coolest one 155 00:04:59,646 --> 00:05:01,648 and I don't think it's really fair that you just "called her." 156 00:05:01,684 --> 00:05:03,425 Forget it. We'll wear scary gorilla masks. 157 00:05:03,707 --> 00:05:05,230 - Approaching the target. - Okay, let's do this. 158 00:05:05,274 --> 00:05:06,468 Masks on. 159 00:05:06,504 --> 00:05:08,059 When C.J. goes to get his morning coffee, 160 00:05:08,103 --> 00:05:09,539 we will arrive and grab him. 161 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:10,622 He will pretend to struggle 162 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,091 just enough to attract attention. 163 00:05:12,127 --> 00:05:13,694 Help! Help! 164 00:05:15,202 --> 00:05:17,112 I'm gonna write this down so I remember my lines. 165 00:05:17,155 --> 00:05:18,722 I can see that you already have the word "milk" 166 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:20,463 written on your hand. I know where this is going. 167 00:05:20,507 --> 00:05:22,073 Milk! Milk! 168 00:05:22,117 --> 00:05:23,553 - Don't do that. - Too risky. 169 00:05:23,597 --> 00:05:25,468 What if you leave DNA evidence at the scene? 170 00:05:25,512 --> 00:05:27,296 Well, luckily, it's a missing person's case, 171 00:05:27,339 --> 00:05:29,559 so the lead detective will be The Vulture. 172 00:05:29,603 --> 00:05:30,734 He will arrive and... 173 00:05:30,778 --> 00:05:32,170 No, no, no, no, no. Hold on, Peralta. 174 00:05:32,214 --> 00:05:34,216 You forgot to say that I ride in on my motorcycle. 175 00:05:34,259 --> 00:05:37,306 Okay, The Vulture who rode in on his motorcycle... 176 00:05:37,349 --> 00:05:38,378 Kobe. 177 00:05:38,684 --> 00:05:40,309 Will take charge and eliminate any evidence 178 00:05:40,352 --> 00:05:41,548 we left behind. 179 00:05:41,584 --> 00:05:43,325 - There's nothing here. - Make sure the other people 180 00:05:43,361 --> 00:05:44,884 working with you are your worst detectives. 181 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,272 I got just the guys for you. I mean, they're real duds. 182 00:05:47,316 --> 00:05:49,325 I wouldn't even trust those two to get coffee for me. 183 00:05:49,492 --> 00:05:51,494 Gerard, tell him where we're at. 184 00:05:51,538 --> 00:05:52,515 Brooklyn. 185 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:54,151 You know, you guys take off, all right? I got this. 186 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,320 - All right. - Hey, you. Come here. 187 00:05:56,532 --> 00:05:57,620 You wanna tell me what you saw? 188 00:05:57,656 --> 00:05:59,135 I'll tell you what I'd like to see. 189 00:05:59,171 --> 00:06:00,303 - Your big... - Stop. 190 00:06:00,503 --> 00:06:01,765 I'm the one describing the plan. 191 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:02,984 What, so there's not gonna be any sex at all? 192 00:06:03,027 --> 00:06:04,078 No. The point is, 193 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,769 without any good leads, Kelly will give the order 194 00:06:05,813 --> 00:06:07,815 to use the stingray... an order that we will record 195 00:06:07,858 --> 00:06:09,556 thanks to our very own Madeline Wuntch. 196 00:06:09,599 --> 00:06:11,775 Not possible. Kelly won't tell me anything. 197 00:06:11,819 --> 00:06:14,212 - He won't even meet with me. - Perhaps you can sneak in 198 00:06:14,256 --> 00:06:15,692 disguised as an old leather chair. 199 00:06:15,736 --> 00:06:18,608 Will you calm down? She works at One Police Plaza. 200 00:06:18,652 --> 00:06:20,392 All you have to do is "run into him." 201 00:06:20,436 --> 00:06:21,511 Commissioner Kelly. 202 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,004 Oh, Madeline. I didn't see you there. 203 00:06:23,047 --> 00:06:24,788 I thought you were an old leather chair. 204 00:06:24,832 --> 00:06:26,442 - He's not gonna say that. - He might. 205 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:27,878 You're worse than The Vulture. 206 00:06:27,922 --> 00:06:29,837 Anyways, give him a handshake, a pat on the back... 207 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,752 I heard your app caught a serial killer. 208 00:06:31,795 --> 00:06:34,319 HotClues strikes again. 209 00:06:34,363 --> 00:06:36,114 - Yes, indeedy. - And plant the bug. 210 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:37,500 And that's the plan. 211 00:06:37,536 --> 00:06:40,060 That is exactly how tomorrow's gonna go. 212 00:06:40,096 --> 00:06:41,070 Got it. 213 00:06:41,106 --> 00:06:43,021 So you do or you don't want me to yell "milk"? 214 00:06:45,801 --> 00:06:48,151 - Approaching the target. - Okay, let's do this. 215 00:06:48,195 --> 00:06:49,271 Masks on. 216 00:06:49,587 --> 00:06:50,936 I thought we were getting rubber masks. 217 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:52,938 Yeah, I couldn't find any. It's not Halloween. 218 00:06:52,982 --> 00:06:54,244 These look like they're from "Fifty Shades of Grey." 219 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:55,898 Yeah, I got them from a sex shop, Amy, 220 00:06:55,941 --> 00:06:57,726 and we're lucky to have them. There were only three left. 221 00:06:57,769 --> 00:07:00,217 At least you're not wearing a gimp mask. 222 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,472 Look, there weren't a lot of options. 223 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,161 It was a very awkward retail interaction. 224 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:05,189 Can we please just kidnap C.J. now? 225 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:11,169 Leave me alone! 226 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:13,433 - Leave me alone! - What the? 227 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,458 You'll never get me alive! Help! 228 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,393 Help! Somebody call the police! 229 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,265 Here, take her. Take her instead of me. 230 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:22,055 No, don't hurt me. 231 00:07:22,091 --> 00:07:23,250 Don't hurt me. 232 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:26,010 - Oh, it's you. - Yeah, it's us. 233 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,708 Now, get in the van. 234 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:28,838 Oh, okay. 235 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:30,279 Help! 236 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:38,806 Hey, could we stop and get a Slushee? 237 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:41,025 It's just that you guys kinda made me drop it back there. 238 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:43,288 - What the hell was that, C.J.? - I'm sorry! 239 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:44,551 I didn't know it was you. 240 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:46,074 You were supposed to be in gorilla masks. 241 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,379 Okay, so, let me get this straight. 242 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:49,207 You thought that we were real kidnappers 243 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,774 who showed up at the exact time 244 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,167 that we planned a fake kidnapping? 245 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,951 Exactly. You get it. He gets it. 246 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,257 Nobody is following us. 247 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,432 I'm headed back to the apartment. 248 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,129 Okay, look, that didn't go great, 249 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:00,175 but we got away, and on the plus side, 250 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:01,698 no more of the plan hinges on C.J. 251 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:02,873 Oh, thank God. 252 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,135 He pulled off your mask, Jake. 253 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:05,100 What if someone saw you? 254 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:06,921 That's why we have The Vulture. 255 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:08,966 - Kobe. - Ow. 256 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,535 Captain Pembroke, what do you have there? 257 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,363 - Did you find a hair? - Nice work. 258 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,005 Let's bag it. Let's get it to the lab. 259 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,149 They have my hair? 260 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,847 I thought you put your two worst guys on this. 261 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:21,152 These are my worst guys, all right? 262 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,893 They're real dorks. They both wear glasses. 263 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,199 - One of them's even a woman. - Ugh. 264 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:25,809 You said you didn't trust them to get coffee. 265 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,811 Look, if you can't tell what "coffee" is code for by now, 266 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,900 then you and I shouldn't be talking about this, Jake. 267 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,075 Oh, my God. 268 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:32,599 He put his best detectives on the case. 269 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,731 Hey, my two best detectives are Sticky and Boner, 270 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,820 and they definitely know how to order "coffee." 271 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,213 Extra cream. Wink, wink. 272 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,215 Guys, stop fighting. We did it. 273 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,999 Let's just chill and play some "Madden." 274 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:43,305 No one's playing "Madden" with you, C.J. 275 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,698 You know what, Peralta? 276 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:47,309 This is all your fault. A witness saw your face 277 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,267 and now there's a police sketch of you being sent around. 278 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,052 Oh, please. That doesn't even look like me. 279 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,488 The only thing that got right is my little curl, 280 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,576 and I can just get rid of that. 281 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,012 - Jake, you can't. - You're right. 282 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,058 - It's worth the risk to keep it. - This is bad. 283 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:58,625 - Our plan is collapsing. - No, it's not. 284 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:01,192 John Kelly's gonna authorize the stingray within the hour 285 00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:02,367 and everything'll be fine... 286 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:04,065 assuming Wuntch gets the bug in place. 287 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,896 - She's still standing there. - Oh, since we got time, 288 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,071 you wanna talk about your good-bye party? 289 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,333 Will you eat a cake, or does it have to be 290 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:12,682 - boneless chicken breast? - Sure. 291 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,819 70-year-old Terry can eat whatever he wants. 292 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,599 You are talking about my retirement party, right? 293 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:17,861 20 years from now. 294 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,428 Dude, you know I'm not talking about that. 295 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,082 What do you think is gonna happen at the end of the week? 296 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,214 I don't know, but I do know what's gonna happen right now. 297 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,537 Topic change. 298 00:09:24,573 --> 00:09:26,660 You ever wonder where wind starts? 299 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,480 I have. Wind is crazy. 300 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:30,395 - You need to face facts. - About wind? 301 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,136 I'm trying, but you won't engage. 302 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,008 Why you in denial about wind, Rosa? 303 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,100 Commissioner Kelly. 304 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,663 Something's going on with Wuntch. 305 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,403 I heard your app caught a serial killer. 306 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,416 HotClues strikes again. 307 00:09:40,452 --> 00:09:41,994 Yes, indeedy. 308 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,587 What the hell, Raymond? You were following me? 309 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,892 I don't know what you're talking about. 310 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,633 - I've been here the whole time. - My mistake. 311 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,766 These two goons were carrying a dirty old mop 312 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,289 that looked exactly like you. 313 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:55,646 - What did you do? - She's up to something. 314 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:56,770 I'm sure of it. 315 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,293 Hey, it's Kimble and Gerard. 316 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,171 Those nerds found DNA all over the scene. 317 00:10:00,207 --> 00:10:01,209 Take care of it. 318 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,384 - Now? - Yes! 319 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,690 You know, I know I just got here, 320 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:04,908 but it feels like everything's falling apart. 321 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,344 No, everything's going great, Rosa. 322 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,129 Hey, cool. I'm not the only one 323 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,565 that's in denial. It's catching on. 324 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,175 I'm not in denial. We've had a few hiccups, 325 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,525 but all that matters is that Wuntch planted the bug on Kelly. 326 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,658 - No. I didn't. - What's that now? 327 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,660 You don't trust me, I don't trust you. 328 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,749 The mission is off. Here's your bug back. 329 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:22,360 It's not an actual bug, so don't eat it, you lizard. 330 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:25,194 Ha! You didn't specify the subspecies of lizard. 331 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:26,536 I won that round! 332 00:10:26,572 --> 00:10:27,887 Oh, my God. Will you give it a rest? 333 00:10:30,056 --> 00:10:32,675 Oh, man. I can't believe this wild ride's over. 334 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:33,894 We've changed so much. 335 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,547 You know, when we started out, we were just 336 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,854 Charles the jock, Amy the rebel, 337 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:40,768 Captain Silly Pants, Talky-talky Rosa, 338 00:10:40,804 --> 00:10:43,860 Terry the stoner, and C.J. the ringleader. 339 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,166 I'm not sure you're nailing these. 340 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,559 Okay, I smoothed things over with Madeline, 341 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,387 and she's agreed to rejoin the Suicide Squad. 342 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:52,564 Oh, goody gumdrops. But do we even need her? 343 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,870 What does she bring to the table? 344 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:56,046 - 30 years of police experience. - I have 33. 345 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,526 I earned a Police Combat Cross. 346 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:58,701 I have a Medal of Honor. 347 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,877 I own the record for most arrests 348 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,748 as a uniformed officer in NYPD history. 349 00:11:02,784 --> 00:11:05,012 You got me there... of course, I never spent much time in 350 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:08,624 uniform because I was promoted to detective after one month. 351 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,321 They're not allowed to do that. It's against the rules. 352 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,584 It's also against the rules to let a pile of worms 353 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,238 wear a uniform, and yet here you stand. 354 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,327 Okay, just stop. Look, sir, I've explained this. 355 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,678 Wuntch is the only one that can get close to Kelly. 356 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,153 - We need her. - Okay. 357 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,029 - The worm pile stays. - Great. 358 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,684 That was our last obstacle... except for one other thing, 359 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,902 I promised her that you would apologize 360 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,121 for everything you've ever done to her. 361 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,210 Including the Michelle Obama incident? 362 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,690 Yes, she mentioned that specifically. 363 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:31,952 I'm very curious what happened there. 364 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,631 Oh, it's nothing. But fine. 365 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:38,001 I'm sorry, Madeline, for everything. 366 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,055 - Hey. - Especially for... 367 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,745 Pushing you into Michelle Obama 368 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,268 from behind and then running away. 369 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,487 - What? - Sir! 370 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,750 - It was very funny. - Apology accepted. 371 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:48,925 There's a Policeman's Ball tonight. 372 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,927 I can plant the bug on Kelly there. 373 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,842 And since you don't trust me, you can be my plus one. 374 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,410 Oh, please. Everyone knows we're enemies. 375 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,107 - It would raise suspicions. - Don't worry. 376 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,066 I know just what to tell people. 377 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,598 Madeline and I are now... 378 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,882 lovers. 379 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,377 So, we can assume Kelly authorized stingray surveillance 380 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,771 and we missed it, but if we ratchet up the pressure on him, 381 00:12:08,807 --> 00:12:10,105 we might get another chance. 382 00:12:10,141 --> 00:12:11,716 How do we ratchet up pressure more than we already have? 383 00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:14,132 By making him believe that the "kidnappers" are serious, 384 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,647 and that C.J. is in real danger. 385 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:18,650 Ooh, what if we send Kelly a severed finger in a box? 386 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,304 No way! I need all my fingers. 387 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,132 How else am I gonna do the hang ten sign? 388 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,655 Nobody's cutting off your fingers. 389 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,309 I meant we would get one from the morgue. 390 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,334 From the morgue? 391 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,115 Man, we are always getting into the craziest situations. 392 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,446 If I were leaving this squad, I'd miss these moments, 393 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,752 but I'm not, so I won't. 394 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,231 Okay, seriously. What's going on with him? 395 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,319 - It's a whole thing. - Is it gonna screw up the plan? 396 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,668 It's more quietly self-destructive. 397 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,473 - Sounds good. Terry, do you. - I have an idea. 398 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,672 So when my dad lost his flower shop, my Aunt Bruce... 399 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,326 Charles, we don't have time for a weird Boyle story 400 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,719 right now. Just tell us your idea. 401 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,025 We make a scary hostage video 402 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,507 where it looks like we're gonna kill C.J. 403 00:12:46,543 --> 00:12:47,982 Ooh, I love that. Wait a minute. 404 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,925 Your dad did that to save his flower shop? 405 00:12:49,961 --> 00:12:51,049 Was your aunt the hostage? What happened? 406 00:12:51,085 --> 00:12:52,205 You said we didn't have time. 407 00:12:52,242 --> 00:12:53,460 I didn't know it was the coolest story ever. 408 00:12:53,504 --> 00:12:54,484 Oh, it is. 409 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,701 Well then, tell the whole thing and spare no detail. 410 00:12:55,737 --> 00:12:56,869 Okay, so you know how Aunt Bruce can lactate on command? 411 00:12:56,913 --> 00:12:58,392 - Of course. - Guys. 412 00:12:58,436 --> 00:13:00,046 Yeah, sorry. All right. So we'll make a hostage video, 413 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:02,123 but I don't think we should do it here. It's too nice. 414 00:13:02,368 --> 00:13:05,095 Do we know anyone with, like, a real creepy basement? 415 00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:06,792 Yeah, it's just got one exposed light bulb 416 00:13:06,836 --> 00:13:08,098 and a couple of spent mattresses. 417 00:13:08,141 --> 00:13:09,541 "Spent"? Oh, yeah. 418 00:13:09,577 --> 00:13:10,926 - That sounds perfect. - Oh, wait. 419 00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:13,225 Before we decide... Scully, what's your basement like? 420 00:13:13,261 --> 00:13:14,741 Bunch of old Victorian wallpaper 421 00:13:14,777 --> 00:13:16,866 that came with the house. I tried to peel it off, 422 00:13:16,902 --> 00:13:18,251 but the wall underneath was covered with 423 00:13:18,287 --> 00:13:20,550 - fingernail scratches. - Ooh. 424 00:13:20,770 --> 00:13:22,250 Hitchcock, can you top it? 425 00:13:22,286 --> 00:13:23,809 Mine has mother's hospital bed. 426 00:13:23,853 --> 00:13:25,289 - Okay, Scully? - Uh-huh, yeah. 427 00:13:25,332 --> 00:13:27,987 I got this one red door I've never been able to open 428 00:13:28,031 --> 00:13:30,294 and I hear screams behind it sometimes. 429 00:13:30,337 --> 00:13:32,728 But it's probably just the wind. 430 00:13:33,703 --> 00:13:35,183 Okay, that's actually too scary. 431 00:13:35,219 --> 00:13:36,294 Hitchcock's it is. 432 00:13:37,127 --> 00:13:39,433 How do we get close enough without attracting attention? 433 00:13:39,477 --> 00:13:41,609 Could dance. You must know some moves. 434 00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:43,960 You were mentioned by name in the "Monster Mash." 435 00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:46,397 Fine, but on two conditions... we stay at least 436 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,834 4 inches apart at all times, and you tuck your tail 437 00:13:48,878 --> 00:13:50,792 back into your pants so I don't trip on it. 438 00:13:50,836 --> 00:13:51,854 Deal. 439 00:13:52,969 --> 00:13:55,173 My name is Captain Jason Stentley. 440 00:13:55,841 --> 00:13:57,697 It's Friday night... I think. 441 00:13:58,017 --> 00:13:59,576 There's no windows in here. 442 00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:02,881 This morning, I was kidnapped for real... 443 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,023 - Stop. - What? 444 00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:05,105 What was wrong with that? 445 00:14:05,141 --> 00:14:06,458 You said you were kidnapped "for real." 446 00:14:06,494 --> 00:14:07,995 Well, I don't want people to think I was fake kidnapped. 447 00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:09,163 You know? I'm selling it. 448 00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:10,723 Okay, let's just do it again. 449 00:14:10,759 --> 00:14:12,761 Say you were kidnapped and nothing else. 450 00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:14,886 Now he's gonna add "nothing else." 451 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,677 - She's right. - Okay, fine, one more time. 452 00:14:16,713 --> 00:14:18,497 Take 12. Just say kidnapped. 453 00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:19,569 Okay. 454 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,799 Kidnapped. 455 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,392 You move well. 456 00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:25,952 Must be all the extra legs, you crab. 457 00:14:25,988 --> 00:14:27,467 Don't you find this exhausting? 458 00:14:27,503 --> 00:14:28,896 Thinking of fresh insults? 459 00:14:28,932 --> 00:14:31,630 Not at all, you coffin cave mold beetle. 460 00:14:33,183 --> 00:14:34,880 I meant our relationship. 461 00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:36,316 Aren't you tired of the rivalry? 462 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,145 We fight and we fight, and nothing changes. 463 00:14:39,189 --> 00:14:40,712 But we're really not so different. 464 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,192 I suppose we were close once. 465 00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:44,237 Remember Brighton Beach? 466 00:14:44,281 --> 00:14:47,501 1,200 kilos of heroin in an abandoned subway tunnel. 467 00:14:47,545 --> 00:14:48,850 How could I forget? 468 00:14:48,894 --> 00:14:51,288 The largest drug bust in NYPD history 469 00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:53,290 pulled off by a most unlikely duo. 470 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,683 A woman, and a gay, black detective. 471 00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:59,774 No, I meant a human and a rotted jack-o'-lantern. 472 00:15:00,823 --> 00:15:02,129 Don't be so hard on yourself. 473 00:15:02,248 --> 00:15:04,419 You weren't all the way rotted back then. 474 00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:06,999 There's John Kelly. 475 00:15:07,043 --> 00:15:08,783 Twirl me into him, and I'll place the bug. 476 00:15:10,394 --> 00:15:13,136 - Hello, John. - Right on time, Madeline. 477 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:16,008 Did Raymond buy it? Did he think you were bonding? 478 00:15:16,052 --> 00:15:18,141 He was smiling at me like an idiot. 479 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:21,542 You've betrayed us, you coffin cave mole beetle! 480 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,885 Okay, one more take. 481 00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:26,192 Please stop saying, "Don't forget to like and subscribe." 482 00:15:26,236 --> 00:15:28,542 Sure, but how we gonna get followers on this thing then? 483 00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,109 NYPD! 484 00:15:30,153 --> 00:15:31,545 - NYPD! - What's going on? 485 00:15:31,589 --> 00:15:32,938 What's going on is you're under arrest 486 00:15:32,982 --> 00:15:34,940 for the kidnapping of Jason Stentley. 487 00:15:34,984 --> 00:15:36,034 Kobe. 488 00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:39,348 But Kobe never passed. 489 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,382 I can't go to prison. I couldn't even get through 490 00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:45,296 the scary parts of the musical, "Chicago." 491 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,471 Does anyone have a good lawyer? 492 00:15:46,515 --> 00:15:47,864 I got a divorce guy, an alimony guy, 493 00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:50,341 a slip and fall guy, a pizza's too hot guy... 494 00:15:50,377 --> 00:15:53,250 Everybody just relax. We're not gonna go to prison. 495 00:15:53,293 --> 00:15:54,904 It's all gonna work out in the end. 496 00:15:54,947 --> 00:15:56,644 - Should we play Celebrity? - Come on, man. 497 00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:58,081 Yeah, come on, Terry. No one wants to play Celebrity... 498 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,996 the best game ever made... but he does have a point. 499 00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:01,562 Nothing bad is gonna happen to us. 500 00:16:01,606 --> 00:16:02,737 Wrong! 501 00:16:02,781 --> 00:16:03,913 You turds are about to get flushed. 502 00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:05,653 Come on, Peralta. You're up first. 503 00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:07,003 - Let's go. - Oh, cool. 504 00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:09,527 So, I'm the first turd to be flushed. 505 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,268 Bye, you guys. What are you doing? 506 00:16:11,311 --> 00:16:13,313 You were gonna get promoted out of Missing Persons. 507 00:16:13,357 --> 00:16:14,662 Your plan went to hell, tough guy. 508 00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,534 Wuntch... she came to me with a much better one. 509 00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:18,492 Guess what she's giving me for betraying you? 510 00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:19,885 My dream job... captain of the... 511 00:16:19,929 --> 00:16:21,147 - 69th precinct. - Bingo. 512 00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:22,714 Look, you're not gonna get away with this. 513 00:16:22,757 --> 00:16:23,976 You were a part of the whole thing. 514 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,412 First of all, Jake, there's no records 515 00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:26,761 that you and I teamed up together 516 00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:28,415 because you insisted that we only communicate 517 00:16:28,459 --> 00:16:30,200 - through a beeper. - Stupid beepers. 518 00:16:30,243 --> 00:16:31,853 We're right to be addicted to our phones. 519 00:16:31,897 --> 00:16:33,986 Eyewitness saw you. The DNA's all over the scene. 520 00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:37,076 And I caught you red-handed making a hostage video. 521 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,469 Your is cooked. 522 00:16:38,512 --> 00:16:39,774 That's not a saying. It's "goose." 523 00:16:39,818 --> 00:16:40,950 Who cares about a goose? 524 00:16:40,993 --> 00:16:42,386 I'm talking about cooking a penis. 525 00:16:42,429 --> 00:16:43,604 All right, this is pointless. 526 00:16:43,648 --> 00:16:44,997 C.J. will just tell everyone the truth. 527 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,607 No, he won't. I bought him off. 528 00:16:46,651 --> 00:16:48,000 All I gotta do is play "Madden" with him. 529 00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:49,784 - Come on, C.J. - Hey, you know what? 530 00:16:49,828 --> 00:16:51,177 I just beefed hard, so I'm gonna let you 531 00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:53,919 stew in here for a little while. I am loving it. 532 00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:56,608 Such a loser. 533 00:16:56,966 --> 00:16:58,793 And this is rock bottom. 534 00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:00,665 Oh, Raymond. This is sad. 535 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:02,275 He's the one you think of like a son, right? 536 00:17:02,319 --> 00:17:04,756 Or are you closer to Santiago? Not that it matters. 537 00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:06,062 They're both equally going to prison. 538 00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:08,547 Oh, come on, Madeline. There's no need to gloat. 539 00:17:08,847 --> 00:17:10,675 Though, it does feel good. 540 00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:11,937 Gloaty, gloat, gloat. 541 00:17:11,981 --> 00:17:13,939 I knew I never should have trusted you. 542 00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:16,986 Yes, obviously not, you dum-dum. 543 00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:18,813 John, you're gonna wanna remember this. 544 00:17:18,857 --> 00:17:20,250 Why don't you snap a photo of him? 545 00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:21,188 Oh, yeah. 546 00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:23,644 Yeah... 547 00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:24,776 Why don't you get in there with him? 548 00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:26,038 Oh, why the heck not? 549 00:17:26,082 --> 00:17:27,997 My kids just got me a digital picture frame. 550 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,477 All right, everybody say, "Nine-Nine." 551 00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:31,783 - Nine-Nine. - Mm. 552 00:17:31,826 --> 00:17:33,915 Raymond, I love the scowl, 553 00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,830 but could you slump your shoulders a bit more? 554 00:17:35,874 --> 00:17:38,250 Remember... you're a man who just lost everything. 555 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,808 And done. 556 00:17:43,534 --> 00:17:45,579 - We got it, Peralta. - Boom! 557 00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:47,016 Are they totally shocked? 558 00:17:47,059 --> 00:17:48,843 Is Kelly like, what just happened? 559 00:17:48,887 --> 00:17:51,020 - What just happened? - You've been had, John. 560 00:17:51,063 --> 00:17:53,239 You see, when you handed me your own locked phone 561 00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:54,806 just now to snap that photo, 562 00:17:54,849 --> 00:17:56,677 I cloned it to a secure network server. 563 00:17:56,721 --> 00:17:58,201 When you handed Wuntch your locked phone... 564 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,985 Yeah, yeah. I already said that part. 565 00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:01,813 Sorry. I can't see or hear anything. 566 00:18:01,856 --> 00:18:03,119 I'll just be quiet from now on. 567 00:18:03,162 --> 00:18:04,511 I might chime in with a, "Yeah!" here and there 568 00:18:04,555 --> 00:18:06,035 - to stay in the mix. - Great. 569 00:18:06,078 --> 00:18:07,732 The only way to get you to trust me is if you thought 570 00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:09,429 - I was betraying Holt. - Yeah! 571 00:18:09,473 --> 00:18:12,084 And now I have access to all your personal correspondence... 572 00:18:12,128 --> 00:18:13,259 All right! 573 00:18:13,303 --> 00:18:14,869 Including all stingray authorizations. 574 00:18:14,913 --> 00:18:17,046 It's over, Kelly. You're done. 575 00:18:17,089 --> 00:18:18,177 Okay. 576 00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:19,874 You may have won this round, Madeline, 577 00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:21,702 but you're gonna live to regret it. 578 00:18:21,746 --> 00:18:24,183 You are both so gonna live to regret it. 579 00:18:24,227 --> 00:18:26,055 I agree with what was just said. 580 00:18:26,098 --> 00:18:27,795 Hey, Jake? I'm just gonna hold this down. 581 00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:28,883 Yeah, sounds good. Thank you. 582 00:18:28,927 --> 00:18:30,450 When did you hatch this plan? 583 00:18:30,494 --> 00:18:32,191 Peralta thought of it when I tried to quit the mission. 584 00:18:32,235 --> 00:18:34,019 Hey, what's Holt's expression right now? 585 00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,890 Would you describe it as, proud daddy? 586 00:18:35,934 --> 00:18:37,078 It's hard to tell. 587 00:18:37,114 --> 00:18:38,980 He's still piecing it together. This could take a while. 588 00:18:39,024 --> 00:18:41,896 Why didn't you just tell me what was actually happening? 589 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:43,246 I wanted to, sir, 590 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,204 but it involved trusting Madeline Wuntch, 591 00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:47,206 and I just didn't think you could handle it. 592 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,506 But I'm sorry that I lied to you. 593 00:18:50,601 --> 00:18:52,690 Sir? Sir? 594 00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:53,865 Oh, no. Is he mad? 595 00:18:53,908 --> 00:18:55,954 I can't see anything. Did he storm out? 596 00:18:55,997 --> 00:18:59,610 No, I stormed in... to tell you it was a great plan. 597 00:18:59,653 --> 00:19:01,046 Nice work, Peralta. 598 00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:03,699 And there it is... the proud daddy. 599 00:19:03,962 --> 00:19:06,704 - Well, well, well. Commissioner. 600 00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:08,227 Still not used to hearing that. 601 00:19:08,271 --> 00:19:09,837 Of course, I'm only acting commissioner 602 00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:11,361 until they choose someone permanent. 603 00:19:11,404 --> 00:19:12,536 Might well be you. 604 00:19:12,579 --> 00:19:14,946 After all, you brought down John Kelly. 605 00:19:14,982 --> 00:19:16,322 Wonder what he's doing now. 606 00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:18,281 He's got a much higher-paying job in the private sector. 607 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,718 - Yes, the world is horrible. - Mm. 608 00:19:20,761 --> 00:19:22,763 But then again, sometimes, it surprises you. 609 00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:25,984 This whole time, I thought you were up to something, 610 00:19:26,027 --> 00:19:28,769 but really, you just wanted what was right for the NYPD: 611 00:19:28,813 --> 00:19:29,949 I did. 612 00:19:30,597 --> 00:19:33,170 But also, I was up to something. 613 00:19:33,992 --> 00:19:35,646 Could I have everyone's attention? 614 00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:37,126 I know it's my last day, 615 00:19:37,169 --> 00:19:39,506 and I've been in denial about it all week. 616 00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,542 And I still am. 617 00:19:41,826 --> 00:19:43,610 So, I'm giving this toast for no reason. 618 00:19:43,654 --> 00:19:44,829 Here's to nothing! 619 00:19:44,872 --> 00:19:46,004 You okay there, Ter? 620 00:19:46,047 --> 00:19:47,827 It's just that, if I wasn't in denial, 621 00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:49,921 I would be so depressed right now 622 00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:51,795 at the thought of leaving all of you. 623 00:19:51,966 --> 00:19:53,549 Yeah, we'd be depressed too... 624 00:19:54,143 --> 00:19:56,710 if anything was happening, which it isn't. 625 00:19:56,754 --> 00:19:58,799 Right, and I'm not gonna say that 626 00:19:58,843 --> 00:20:01,280 no matter what precinct number is on your uniform, 627 00:20:01,324 --> 00:20:03,282 you will always be part of the Nine-Nine. 628 00:20:03,326 --> 00:20:05,806 It means so much to me you aren't saying that right now. 629 00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:07,852 And I wanna say I'm not gonna miss you at all, 630 00:20:07,895 --> 00:20:09,375 you piece of crap. Good riddance. 631 00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:11,160 Pretty sure you're misreading the game here, Charles. 632 00:20:11,203 --> 00:20:12,552 Yeah. I see that now. 633 00:20:12,596 --> 00:20:14,206 - To nothing. - To nothing! 634 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,166 - Thanks, guys, but this sucks. - Terry, come on. 635 00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:18,689 We're still gonna see you all the time. 636 00:20:18,732 --> 00:20:19,726 I promise. 637 00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:21,332 You'll come visit me in Staten Island? 638 00:20:21,692 --> 00:20:23,610 Yeah! Or, you know, 639 00:20:24,129 --> 00:20:26,392 you can come to Brooklyn. There's seven of us, one of you, 640 00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,002 but we can iron out the details later. 641 00:20:28,046 --> 00:20:29,221 Nobody's going to Staten Island. 642 00:20:29,265 --> 00:20:31,136 Okay, damn, I get it. I'll come to you. 643 00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:33,225 No, you're staying here at the Nine-Nine. 644 00:20:33,269 --> 00:20:34,879 I just talked to Madeline Wuntch. 645 00:20:34,922 --> 00:20:36,272 She's making a personnel change, 646 00:20:36,315 --> 00:20:37,838 which frees up some room in the budget. 647 00:20:37,882 --> 00:20:39,797 - Really? - What kind of personnel change? 648 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,799 I told her that I'd only spent a month 649 00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:43,583 as a patrolman before I made detective. 650 00:20:43,627 --> 00:20:45,019 She said that's against regulations 651 00:20:45,063 --> 00:20:48,849 and has decided to rectify the situation. 652 00:20:48,893 --> 00:20:50,764 Rectify it how?