1 00:00:03,696 --> 00:00:06,278 Look, we all know Scully has the hardest head, 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,070 but what concerns me is the speed factor. 3 00:00:08,111 --> 00:00:09,903 - Squad, listen up! - Not now, Terry. 4 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:11,529 We're having an argument about who would win in a fight 5 00:00:11,571 --> 00:00:12,696 if we couldn't use our arms. 6 00:00:12,738 --> 00:00:14,111 Everyone agrees, I'd bite 7 00:00:14,153 --> 00:00:15,320 - the best. - Meaningless! 8 00:00:15,362 --> 00:00:16,404 True strength comes from 9 00:00:16,445 --> 00:00:17,738 the pelvis, not the mouth. 10 00:00:17,779 --> 00:00:19,070 There's been an assassination attempt! 11 00:00:19,111 --> 00:00:20,404 What? And you let us just sit around 12 00:00:20,445 --> 00:00:21,903 talking about Boyle's pelvis? 13 00:00:21,944 --> 00:00:22,944 I didn't let you! 14 00:00:22,986 --> 00:00:24,404 Councilman Bosworth was giving 15 00:00:24,445 --> 00:00:25,571 a speech at Garfield Plaza. 16 00:00:25,612 --> 00:00:26,944 He was shot in the shoulder. 17 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:28,111 Now, he's in stable condition, 18 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,404 but the shooter is still at large! 19 00:00:29,445 --> 00:00:30,529 We have to move! 20 00:00:30,571 --> 00:00:31,612 We're locking down a ten-block 21 00:00:31,654 --> 00:00:32,654 radius around the scene. 22 00:00:32,696 --> 00:00:33,779 No traffic in or out. 23 00:00:33,819 --> 00:00:34,804 We think our man is still 24 00:00:34,819 --> 00:00:35,764 inside the area. 25 00:00:35,779 --> 00:00:36,861 ESU is on site. 26 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:37,944 I'll be leading the op from 27 00:00:37,986 --> 00:00:39,153 a mobile command center. 28 00:00:39,195 --> 00:00:40,445 Santiago is running perimeter control. 29 00:00:40,487 --> 00:00:41,819 Peralta, you're in charge 30 00:00:41,861 --> 00:00:43,028 of the manhunt for the shooter. 31 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:45,028 Oh, my God, it's a manhunt. 32 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:46,654 And I'm the Manhunter. 33 00:00:46,696 --> 00:00:49,237 And I'm your sidekick, the Boyhunter. 34 00:00:49,278 --> 00:00:50,944 - Come on, dude. - I'm gonna be on the news. 35 00:00:50,986 --> 00:00:52,778 I'm gonna look straight into the camera and say, 36 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:55,195 "If the shooter is watching, I hope you like living 37 00:00:55,237 --> 00:00:57,778 between St. Charles Place and Connecticut Avenue." 38 00:00:57,819 --> 00:00:59,861 - I don't get it. - It's from Monopoly. 39 00:00:59,903 --> 00:01:01,612 That's where jail is. 40 00:01:01,654 --> 00:01:03,404 Whatever, it was a good line. Keep briefing! 41 00:01:03,445 --> 00:01:05,445 - Diaz, Santiago, 42 00:01:05,487 --> 00:01:07,028 the command tent's on the northeast corner. 43 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:08,320 We need to work fast. 44 00:01:08,362 --> 00:01:09,529 The mayor's only given us five hours 45 00:01:09,571 --> 00:01:10,819 until the barricades are lifted. 46 00:01:10,861 --> 00:01:11,903 Five hours? Tell him the Manhunter 47 00:01:11,944 --> 00:01:13,320 only needs one. 48 00:01:13,362 --> 00:01:14,612 Love that, but I'm gonna keep it at five. 49 00:01:14,654 --> 00:01:15,986 It's already way too little time. 50 00:01:16,028 --> 00:01:17,278 All right, I'm seeing security cameras. 51 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,571 I need all that footage. 52 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,320 I need forensics to run a full sweep of... 53 00:01:20,362 --> 00:01:22,612 Hey, what are all these civilians doing here? 54 00:01:22,654 --> 00:01:24,986 Who's responsible for securing the area, who screwed this up? 55 00:01:25,028 --> 00:01:26,778 Hi, I'm Officer Debbie Fogle. 56 00:01:26,819 --> 00:01:29,237 I'm so sorry, my partner's on crowd control. 57 00:01:29,278 --> 00:01:30,487 I don't know where he went. 58 00:01:30,529 --> 00:01:31,778 It's his first week on the job, 59 00:01:31,819 --> 00:01:33,278 so he's still learning the ropes. 60 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,529 All right, listen, Fogle. 61 00:01:34,571 --> 00:01:35,737 We have a councilman in the hospital 62 00:01:35,778 --> 00:01:37,237 and his shooter is still at large. 63 00:01:37,278 --> 00:01:38,986 We don't have time for this incompetence. 64 00:01:39,028 --> 00:01:40,445 I want your partner off the case, what's his name? 65 00:01:40,487 --> 00:01:41,861 It's Raymond Holt. 66 00:01:41,903 --> 00:01:45,320 Oh! It's Dad... I mean, Captain Holt! 67 00:01:45,362 --> 00:01:46,305 I mean, Captain Dad. 68 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:47,320 I mean, Officer Holt. 69 00:01:47,362 --> 00:01:48,696 I mean, Officer Dad. 70 00:01:48,737 --> 00:01:50,362 Yep, that was it. Officer Dad, I found it. 71 00:02:10,362 --> 00:02:12,153 Detective, I thought I saw a clue on the sidewalk. 72 00:02:12,195 --> 00:02:14,320 I apologize for not properly securing the scene. 73 00:02:14,362 --> 00:02:16,153 No need to apologize, I wasn't even that mad. 74 00:02:16,195 --> 00:02:18,153 You said you wanted whoever messed up off the case. 75 00:02:18,195 --> 00:02:20,195 It doesn't matter. The point is, no one needs to get in trouble. 76 00:02:20,237 --> 00:02:21,778 Look, you don't have to pity me just because 77 00:02:21,819 --> 00:02:23,320 Madeline Wuntch demoted me for a year, 78 00:02:23,362 --> 00:02:24,861 I've been stripped of my accomplishments 79 00:02:24,903 --> 00:02:27,153 and lost the respect of everyone in my life, 80 00:02:27,195 --> 00:02:28,404 including my dog. 81 00:02:28,445 --> 00:02:29,571 Cheddar? No! 82 00:02:29,612 --> 00:02:31,362 Yes! Now, 83 00:02:31,404 --> 00:02:32,612 he only poops for Kevin. 84 00:02:32,654 --> 00:02:33,944 Oh, sir. 85 00:02:33,986 --> 00:02:35,153 We don't have time to take all this in, 86 00:02:35,195 --> 00:02:36,695 there's a shooter on the loose! 87 00:02:36,737 --> 00:02:38,362 Are you guys gonna be OK working together or not? 88 00:02:38,404 --> 00:02:40,320 Of course we will! I took an oath to protect this city 89 00:02:40,362 --> 00:02:41,612 no matter what my rank. 90 00:02:41,654 --> 00:02:42,903 I have no problem with Detective 91 00:02:42,944 --> 00:02:44,278 - Peralta being my commander. - And I 92 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,305 have no problem commanding him. 93 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,487 Here, watch this. 94 00:02:46,529 --> 00:02:48,195 Captain, will you please lock down 95 00:02:48,237 --> 00:02:49,612 North 3rd Street if that's OK with you, Captain. 96 00:02:49,653 --> 00:02:52,362 - It certainly is! - Impressed? 97 00:02:52,404 --> 00:02:54,278 You said "please" and you called him "Captain" twice. 98 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,653 Yeah, we don't have time for this, Lieutenant. 99 00:02:55,695 --> 00:02:57,153 There's a shooter on the loose! 100 00:02:57,195 --> 00:02:58,695 Traffic is shut down. 101 00:02:58,737 --> 00:03:00,111 Civilians are being funneled into the checkpoints. 102 00:03:00,153 --> 00:03:01,529 Good, just wish my guys over here could 103 00:03:01,571 --> 00:03:02,944 be a little more efficient. 104 00:03:02,986 --> 00:03:04,153 Yeah, I'm looking at you, 105 00:03:04,195 --> 00:03:05,819 Detective Fuzzy Paws! 106 00:03:05,861 --> 00:03:08,612 Is this Amy-hates-dogs-Amy or Amy-extra-stressed-Amy? 107 00:03:08,653 --> 00:03:10,362 It's both Amys! I'm under a lot of pressure. 108 00:03:10,404 --> 00:03:12,111 And also, that dog is a piece of trash! 109 00:03:12,153 --> 00:03:13,487 - OK. 110 00:03:13,529 --> 00:03:15,070 I can tell something else is going on, 111 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,320 you don't have to pretend to be mad at the dog. 112 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:17,445 First of all, I'm not pretending. 113 00:03:17,487 --> 00:03:18,472 That dog sucks! 114 00:03:18,487 --> 00:03:20,487 Also... 115 00:03:20,529 --> 00:03:22,153 My period's late, I think I might be pregnant. 116 00:03:22,195 --> 00:03:23,903 - Oh, damn. - I can't be pregnant! 117 00:03:23,944 --> 00:03:25,529 Jake and I agreed to wait at least a year until we tried. 118 00:03:25,571 --> 00:03:26,903 I haven't found an OB, 119 00:03:26,944 --> 00:03:28,320 I'm not on any preschool waiting lists, 120 00:03:28,362 --> 00:03:29,737 and I spent all of yesterday 121 00:03:29,778 --> 00:03:31,111 in a room with Hitchcock and his new cologne, 122 00:03:31,153 --> 00:03:32,404 which can't be good for the baby... 123 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,986 it is literally called Zika! 124 00:03:35,028 --> 00:03:37,278 OK, relax, You're probably not pregnant, 125 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,903 it's entirely possible Hitchcock's cologne disrupted 126 00:03:39,944 --> 00:03:41,195 - your cycle. - Right, yes. 127 00:03:41,237 --> 00:03:43,320 That is a very real possibility. 128 00:03:43,362 --> 00:03:44,819 - Santiago! - Ah! 129 00:03:44,861 --> 00:03:46,237 What's going on here? Is everything OK? 130 00:03:46,278 --> 00:03:47,944 Yeah, totes! Right, Rosa? 131 00:03:47,986 --> 00:03:49,737 Uh, totes. 132 00:03:49,778 --> 00:03:51,653 Why is everyone being all weird today? 133 00:03:51,695 --> 00:03:53,153 Just get back to work and be normal. 134 00:03:53,195 --> 00:03:55,487 Yes, sir! Will do, we'll be normal. 135 00:03:55,529 --> 00:03:57,278 Nothing to stress about here. 136 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,986 Hey, Fuzzy Paws! 137 00:03:59,028 --> 00:04:00,903 I'm paying you to work, not lick your butthole! 138 00:04:00,944 --> 00:04:02,986 Yeah, I'm gonna get you a pregnancy test. 139 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,111 OK, I know you haven't done this in a while, 140 00:04:07,153 --> 00:04:09,404 so here's a tip... keep your hat on. 141 00:04:09,445 --> 00:04:11,362 Because of all the standing still, 142 00:04:11,404 --> 00:04:12,903 the pigeons think we're statues 143 00:04:12,944 --> 00:04:15,320 and they will poop on you or peck you. 144 00:04:15,362 --> 00:04:16,903 Both are bad. 145 00:04:16,944 --> 00:04:18,487 Thank you for the helpful tip. 146 00:04:18,529 --> 00:04:20,028 Oh, I've got ton of them. 147 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:22,153 They're mostly about the dangers of standing. 148 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,320 A year on the beat without prescription insoles 149 00:04:24,362 --> 00:04:26,404 can take two years off your life. 150 00:04:26,445 --> 00:04:28,028 Any way to speed the process up? 151 00:04:29,445 --> 00:04:32,695 OK, I've got a funny guy for a partner. 152 00:04:32,737 --> 00:04:35,695 But seriously, you have to monitor your foot health. 153 00:04:35,737 --> 00:04:37,778 I'll gonna send you a pedometer app that I use. 154 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,570 You're gonna love it. It has robust social features. 155 00:04:40,611 --> 00:04:42,320 We can give each other "foot-fives"! 156 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:44,861 No, thank you, I keep count of my steps in my head, 157 00:04:44,903 --> 00:04:46,237 like a normal person. 158 00:04:46,278 --> 00:04:48,861 I'm up to 6,743 for the day. 159 00:04:51,153 --> 00:04:53,195 OK Boyle, it's time for the Manhunter 160 00:04:53,237 --> 00:04:55,653 to hunt... man. 161 00:05:03,445 --> 00:05:05,445 Charles... I love that. 162 00:05:05,487 --> 00:05:07,320 Keep doing the song while I work the scene. 163 00:05:07,362 --> 00:05:08,611 You got it! 164 00:05:08,653 --> 00:05:10,111 OK, the bullet lodged there 165 00:05:10,153 --> 00:05:11,778 is 4 feet below the hole in the backdrop 166 00:05:11,819 --> 00:05:13,861 indicating a trajectory of about 15 degrees, 167 00:05:13,903 --> 00:05:16,028 which means the shot was taken from either 168 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:18,028 the second or third floor of one of the buildings across the plaza. 169 00:05:24,070 --> 00:05:25,778 Which means that the shooter must've been located... 170 00:05:28,404 --> 00:05:29,653 - Officer Holt. - Mm. 171 00:05:29,695 --> 00:05:31,737 I thought I stationed you... 172 00:05:31,778 --> 00:05:33,153 not here! 173 00:05:33,195 --> 00:05:35,153 Right. I'm just here in the plaza 174 00:05:35,195 --> 00:05:37,070 looking for, um... 175 00:05:37,111 --> 00:05:38,486 this! 176 00:05:38,528 --> 00:05:39,778 A half-eaten box of McNuggets? 177 00:05:39,819 --> 00:05:41,195 - Yup, it's my lunch. - Uh-huh. 178 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:43,445 And what type of food is a McNugget? 179 00:05:43,486 --> 00:05:46,070 Some type of a... paella? 180 00:05:46,111 --> 00:05:47,570 You had to know that was a bad guess. 181 00:05:47,611 --> 00:05:49,528 Well, the point is, I needed my paella 182 00:05:49,570 --> 00:05:50,737 and I noticed the sky bridge, 183 00:05:50,778 --> 00:05:52,278 so I thought I might be of some help, 184 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,861 but I'll just go back 185 00:05:53,903 --> 00:05:55,320 and stand next to a piece of police tape 186 00:05:55,362 --> 00:05:57,445 and do nothing. 187 00:05:57,486 --> 00:05:58,737 Wait, stop. 188 00:05:58,778 --> 00:05:59,778 How would you like to stick around 189 00:05:59,819 --> 00:06:01,195 and assist on the case? 190 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:02,404 You sure, Jake? I mean, there's only 191 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:03,944 room for one Manhunter. 192 00:06:03,986 --> 00:06:05,111 Boyle is right, I don't want to overstep. 193 00:06:05,153 --> 00:06:06,570 You're not overstepping. 194 00:06:06,611 --> 00:06:08,070 I mean, he interrupted the song, but whatever. 195 00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:09,445 Great, I'll just leave my paella 196 00:06:09,486 --> 00:06:11,362 on the ground, save it for later. 197 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,237 We all know that's not your lunch! 198 00:06:13,278 --> 00:06:15,444 So, if the shooter was standing right here, 199 00:06:15,486 --> 00:06:17,028 a standard long gun would've ejected the casing 200 00:06:17,070 --> 00:06:18,611 right over... 201 00:06:18,653 --> 00:06:20,404 there, where Holt is already putting down 202 00:06:20,444 --> 00:06:21,528 an evidence marker. 203 00:06:21,570 --> 00:06:23,320 Yes, I found it quite quickly. 204 00:06:23,362 --> 00:06:25,111 Great, thank you for saving me the trouble of doing my job. 205 00:06:25,153 --> 00:06:26,737 Oh... sorry. 206 00:06:26,778 --> 00:06:28,611 Would you like me to pick the evidence marker back up 207 00:06:28,653 --> 00:06:29,737 so you can place it on the ground? 208 00:06:29,778 --> 00:06:31,111 - Yes! - No, of course not. 209 00:06:31,153 --> 00:06:32,486 Good work. 210 00:06:32,528 --> 00:06:34,195 I bet the shooter went that way! 211 00:06:34,237 --> 00:06:36,903 - Sorry. - Yeah, it's OK. 212 00:06:36,944 --> 00:06:38,737 Follow me to the service entrance! 213 00:06:38,778 --> 00:06:41,070 Ugh, we did it again. I'm so sorry. 214 00:06:41,111 --> 00:06:42,903 - It's really no problem. - Great! 215 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,111 Follow me, everyone! 216 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:45,986 Wait, what? 217 00:06:46,028 --> 00:06:47,444 Security footage showed no cars leaving the area, 218 00:06:47,486 --> 00:06:48,903 so our shooter must've left here on foot. 219 00:06:48,944 --> 00:06:50,195 He's taking over your case, Jake. 220 00:06:50,237 --> 00:06:51,486 You have to stop him. 221 00:06:51,528 --> 00:06:53,278 Well, you know, it takes a true leader 222 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,695 to let someone else lead. 223 00:06:54,737 --> 00:06:55,737 Ugh, that sounds exactly 224 00:06:55,778 --> 00:06:57,111 like something I would say. 225 00:06:57,153 --> 00:06:58,486 Snap out of it. 226 00:06:58,528 --> 00:06:59,528 Look, it's fine, I just... 227 00:06:59,570 --> 00:07:00,903 I feel sorry for him, OK? 228 00:07:00,944 --> 00:07:02,403 His assignment was standing next to tape. 229 00:07:02,444 --> 00:07:03,653 I'm still gonna crack the case. 230 00:07:03,695 --> 00:07:05,237 - I cracked the case. - Come on! 231 00:07:05,278 --> 00:07:07,028 Hot dog man, tell them what you told me. 232 00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:09,362 I saw a guy, mid-height, brown hair, 233 00:07:09,403 --> 00:07:11,028 in a green hoodie with an owl on it. 234 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:12,819 He had a big bag and he was running like hell. 235 00:07:12,861 --> 00:07:14,903 That sounds like our guy. All right, let's call it in 236 00:07:14,944 --> 00:07:15,944 to give a statement to the press. 237 00:07:15,986 --> 00:07:17,195 Great idea. 238 00:07:18,653 --> 00:07:20,528 He knows that I meant I would give the statement, right? 239 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:21,819 And if the shooter's watching, 240 00:07:21,861 --> 00:07:23,528 I hope you like living 241 00:07:23,570 --> 00:07:25,070 between St. Charles Place 242 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,695 and Connecticut Avenue. 243 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,737 Because that's where jail is in Monopoly. 244 00:07:28,778 --> 00:07:31,653 A great line from a great man, or should I say, 245 00:07:31,695 --> 00:07:33,237 Manhunter. 246 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,819 Yeah, he overstepped. 247 00:07:37,653 --> 00:07:40,111 Boyle, gather everyone up. 248 00:07:40,153 --> 00:07:42,737 Oh, we starting a burn book about Holt? Let's drag him, baby! 249 00:07:42,778 --> 00:07:44,944 - No, someone saw our hoodie guy. - Right, we'll do the burn book later. 250 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:46,986 Attention, everyone, we have a possible sighting 251 00:07:47,028 --> 00:07:48,361 of our shooter on Hoyt Street. 252 00:07:48,403 --> 00:07:49,819 Detective Boyle and I will take Alpha unit. 253 00:07:49,861 --> 00:07:50,903 Smith, Fox... You guard the burn book. 254 00:07:50,944 --> 00:07:52,111 - Charles, no. - Stand down. 255 00:07:52,153 --> 00:07:53,570 You take Bravo unit. 256 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:54,944 The rest of you, continue to sweep the area 257 00:07:54,986 --> 00:07:56,403 in case this lead doesn't pan out. 258 00:07:56,444 --> 00:07:58,195 The clock is ticking, go, go, go! 259 00:07:58,237 --> 00:07:59,986 Where should I go, Detective? I'd love to be of service. 260 00:08:00,028 --> 00:08:02,361 Captain Holt! I mean... dude! 261 00:08:02,403 --> 00:08:04,028 I haven't seen you since your big news conference, 262 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:05,070 which I just loved. 263 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:06,403 Ray, there you are! 264 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,361 I can't believe you left your post again. 265 00:08:08,403 --> 00:08:11,028 Detectives, I'm sorry for my partner's bad boy behavior. 266 00:08:11,070 --> 00:08:12,570 I am not a bad boy, 267 00:08:12,611 --> 00:08:14,444 I'm trying to catch bad boys! 268 00:08:14,486 --> 00:08:16,403 If anything, I'm a good boy. 269 00:08:16,444 --> 00:08:18,486 That's exactly what a bad boy would say. 270 00:08:18,528 --> 00:08:20,403 It's definitely not, and no need to apologize, 271 00:08:20,444 --> 00:08:22,861 - we have a job to do. - Great! Where do you want us? 272 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,278 Someone matching our shooter's profile 273 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:25,986 was just seen over on Atlantic and 4th, 274 00:08:26,028 --> 00:08:27,486 I need you both there immediately, can you handle it? 275 00:08:27,528 --> 00:08:28,903 Absolutely not, it sounds like 276 00:08:28,944 --> 00:08:29,944 way too much responsibility. 277 00:08:29,986 --> 00:08:30,986 Don't listen to Debbie. 278 00:08:31,028 --> 00:08:31,971 We're on it! 279 00:08:31,986 --> 00:08:33,611 All right. Bye! 280 00:08:33,653 --> 00:08:35,361 What's going on? The guy's on Hoyt Street. 281 00:08:35,403 --> 00:08:37,237 I know, I gave Holt a fake lead to get rid of him. 282 00:08:37,278 --> 00:08:38,778 Don't worry, I'm still 283 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:39,944 the Manhunter. 284 00:08:42,903 --> 00:08:44,319 - What's this song? - The Boyhunter song! 285 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:48,486 - Why is he by the schoolyard? - He's gotta protect the kids! 286 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,986 - Sounds terrible! - Really? I don't hear it! 287 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:50,971 Let's just go. 288 00:08:50,986 --> 00:08:52,778 OK, good news. I found 289 00:08:52,819 --> 00:08:54,028 a bodega in the containment zone 290 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:55,444 and got a bunch of pregnancy tests. 291 00:08:55,486 --> 00:08:56,944 - A bunch? - Yeah. It's a New York bodega, 292 00:08:56,986 --> 00:08:58,111 you can't be too cautious. 293 00:08:58,153 --> 00:08:59,403 Good point. 294 00:08:59,444 --> 00:09:00,861 Yep, expired ten years ago. 295 00:09:00,903 --> 00:09:02,153 Open. And used! 296 00:09:02,195 --> 00:09:03,486 Made of gummies? Why? 297 00:09:03,528 --> 00:09:04,737 Weirdly vibrating. 298 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,070 This is for teens. It's dark. 299 00:09:06,111 --> 00:09:09,277 - This is good. - Great, let's do this. 300 00:09:09,319 --> 00:09:11,195 Hey, Santiago, nice work at checkpoint one. 301 00:09:11,237 --> 00:09:13,070 Wait, why are you guys being all weird again? 302 00:09:13,111 --> 00:09:14,277 We're not being weird. 303 00:09:14,319 --> 00:09:15,486 Do not dab! 304 00:09:15,528 --> 00:09:16,778 I wasn't going to. 305 00:09:16,819 --> 00:09:18,195 I know what's going on here. 306 00:09:18,237 --> 00:09:19,903 - You do? - Yup. 307 00:09:19,944 --> 00:09:21,444 You're talking about me. 308 00:09:21,486 --> 00:09:23,237 I know because my daughters are doing the same thing. 309 00:09:23,277 --> 00:09:25,486 Every time I go in their room, they get all weird and quiet. 310 00:09:25,528 --> 00:09:27,195 It's 'cause they're making fun of Daddy. 311 00:09:27,237 --> 00:09:28,653 Is that what you're doing, making fun of Daddy? 312 00:09:28,695 --> 00:09:29,861 - First off... - Yeah, I heard it. 313 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,319 - I'm sorry. - Great. 314 00:09:31,361 --> 00:09:32,570 Secondly, we're not talking about you. 315 00:09:32,611 --> 00:09:33,861 What are you talking about, then? 316 00:09:33,903 --> 00:09:35,111 Our favorite... 317 00:09:36,195 --> 00:09:37,138 porns. 318 00:09:37,153 --> 00:09:38,319 - What? - It's true. 319 00:09:38,361 --> 00:09:39,778 We have specific favorite porns. 320 00:09:39,819 --> 00:09:41,195 And we're talking about 'em. 321 00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:42,695 - Yeah. - OK, legally, 322 00:09:42,737 --> 00:09:44,778 I feel as though I need to back away. 323 00:09:44,819 --> 00:09:46,028 But I want it to be known 324 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:47,653 that I still do not believe you! 325 00:09:47,695 --> 00:09:48,778 Get back to work! 326 00:09:48,819 --> 00:09:50,277 Eh, that went well. All right. 327 00:09:50,319 --> 00:09:51,611 Let's take this thing and get it over with. 328 00:09:51,653 --> 00:09:53,277 - I can't. - What? Why? 329 00:09:53,319 --> 00:09:55,361 I have no pee inside of me. 330 00:09:55,403 --> 00:09:56,486 I'm pee-free, Rosa! 331 00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:58,611 What do I do? What do I do? 332 00:09:58,653 --> 00:10:00,861 - Drink water. - Oh, yeah. You're smart. 333 00:10:00,903 --> 00:10:02,861 You're a very good friend. I'm glad you're here. 334 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,236 Street's clear. 335 00:10:05,277 --> 00:10:06,861 No sign of the shooter, where'd he go? 336 00:10:06,903 --> 00:10:08,611 - Shh, shh, shh. - Why are you shushing me? 337 00:10:08,653 --> 00:10:09,944 I'm doing that thing where I listen 338 00:10:09,986 --> 00:10:11,236 really closely for a noise clue, 339 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,653 like glass breaking or trash rustling. 340 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,153 Cool! Is it working? 341 00:10:14,195 --> 00:10:15,737 No, not yet. 342 00:10:15,778 --> 00:10:17,737 - Because I'm talking? - Well, it's not helping. 343 00:10:17,778 --> 00:10:19,528 - Right, right, right. I'll be quiet. - You don't have to say 344 00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:20,986 - you'll be quiet, just be quiet. - OK. 345 00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:22,195 I'm sorry for not being quiet. 346 00:10:22,236 --> 00:10:23,611 Once again, don't have to say. 347 00:10:23,653 --> 00:10:24,903 Just wanna be clear what I'm doing. 348 00:10:24,944 --> 00:10:26,236 Understood. I'm just gonna listen. 349 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:28,236 OK. I'll be very quiet. 350 00:10:29,403 --> 00:10:30,986 Don't have to say it. 351 00:10:31,028 --> 00:10:32,319 Just wanna make sure you know what I'm doing. 352 00:10:32,361 --> 00:10:33,611 - Please stop. - So I don't throw you. 353 00:10:33,653 --> 00:10:34,778 OK, stop talking. 354 00:10:34,819 --> 00:10:36,277 - I'll stop talking. - Great. 355 00:10:36,319 --> 00:10:37,944 I'll make sure I don't do that again. 356 00:10:37,986 --> 00:10:39,611 All right, Charles, I love you, but you ruined it. 357 00:10:40,695 --> 00:10:42,695 Trash rustle! 358 00:10:42,737 --> 00:10:45,236 He's running, call it in! 359 00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:54,111 I'll follow, you cut him off! 360 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,236 Damn it! 361 00:11:01,277 --> 00:11:03,028 Nice, Charles! 362 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:04,403 Name's not Charles, it's 363 00:11:04,444 --> 00:11:05,486 Boyhunter. 364 00:11:05,528 --> 00:11:06,653 You know what, you earned it. 365 00:11:06,695 --> 00:11:08,695 Way to get your boy, Boyhunter! 366 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:10,361 All right, let's get our perp back to the Nine-Nine. 367 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,361 I'll tell Jeffords to lift the lock-down. 368 00:11:12,403 --> 00:11:15,277 Detective Peralta! I see you got the man you were looking for. 369 00:11:15,319 --> 00:11:17,778 With your help, Officer! I really couldn't have done it without you. 370 00:11:17,819 --> 00:11:19,028 No, this was all you. 371 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,611 We were in a completely wrong location. 372 00:11:20,653 --> 00:11:22,611 Which was a huge relief to me. 373 00:11:22,653 --> 00:11:24,653 Plus, we got a lot of steps in. 374 00:11:24,695 --> 00:11:26,277 I'm drowning in foot-fives. 375 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,986 Well, no need to focus on who was where 376 00:11:28,028 --> 00:11:29,819 or what a foot-five is, 377 00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:32,028 we gotta start brainstorming headlines for tomorrow's paper. 378 00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:34,028 I got one. "The Only Assassin in this City 379 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:36,403 is Jake Peralta Because He Just Killed This Case." 380 00:11:36,444 --> 00:11:38,486 I don't know if we wanna make it seem like I'm the assassin. 381 00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:39,903 - Yeah, good thinking. - How about this, 382 00:11:39,944 --> 00:11:41,528 "Hero Cop Saves City, Pitt, Clooney, 383 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,737 Circling to Play Him in Biopic." 384 00:11:42,778 --> 00:11:44,319 - Hunks! - I have a headline. 385 00:11:44,361 --> 00:11:46,528 "Pitt, Clooney Laugh At Jake Peralta 386 00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:48,236 For Arresting the Wrong Man." 387 00:11:48,277 --> 00:11:50,152 Well, I don't know if they would laugh at me for sav... 388 00:11:50,194 --> 00:11:52,277 What, did you just say I got the wrong man? 389 00:11:54,277 --> 00:11:55,695 What do you mean we got the wrong man? 390 00:11:55,737 --> 00:11:56,861 What are you talking about? 391 00:11:56,903 --> 00:11:58,070 You know how you sent Debbie 392 00:11:58,110 --> 00:11:59,403 and me off on a wild goose chase? 393 00:11:59,444 --> 00:12:00,903 Oh, so you figured that out? 394 00:12:00,944 --> 00:12:02,319 Well, Debbie did. She's quite the detective. 395 00:12:02,361 --> 00:12:03,653 Oh, I'm really not. I'm just 396 00:12:03,695 --> 00:12:05,403 always being given meaningless tasks, 397 00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:07,403 and I'm not complaining. 398 00:12:07,444 --> 00:12:09,110 So what, you're just saying we have the wrong guy now, 399 00:12:09,152 --> 00:12:10,903 because you're upset about the fake lead? 400 00:12:10,944 --> 00:12:12,611 No, I'm saying you have the wrong guy because you do. 401 00:12:12,653 --> 00:12:15,528 When I realized your lead was nothing but hooey, 402 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,986 I went back to re-interview the hot dog man, but he was gone. 403 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,737 And why was that? Debbie, tell 'em! 404 00:12:19,778 --> 00:12:21,152 Oh, no, I don't want to be a part of this. 405 00:12:21,194 --> 00:12:23,070 Because the hot dog man is the shooter. 406 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,861 What? That seems like a reach. 407 00:12:24,903 --> 00:12:27,361 Sometimes, when you reach, you grab the truth. 408 00:12:27,403 --> 00:12:28,903 Sorry, Jake, he turned it around on me. 409 00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:30,069 - Come on! - The hot dog man 410 00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:31,152 gave a false statement 411 00:12:31,194 --> 00:12:32,137 to throw us off the scent 412 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,319 and then vanished while we 413 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:34,570 were off looking for the wrong guy. 414 00:12:34,611 --> 00:12:36,110 Face it, you're no Manhunter. 415 00:12:36,152 --> 00:12:38,570 If anything, you're a Wrong Manhunter. 416 00:12:38,611 --> 00:12:40,737 How dare you! 417 00:12:40,778 --> 00:12:42,194 You know what? This is crazy. 418 00:12:42,236 --> 00:12:43,819 You're just making up a solve because 419 00:12:43,861 --> 00:12:45,444 you can't stand the fact that you got demoted. 420 00:12:45,486 --> 00:12:47,110 You've been trying to hijack this case all day. 421 00:12:47,152 --> 00:12:48,236 I was only trying to help. 422 00:12:48,277 --> 00:12:49,528 If I'm such a headache, 423 00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:50,986 then why didn't you reassign me? 424 00:12:51,028 --> 00:12:52,403 Because I felt sorry for you. 425 00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:53,944 I told you to treat me like 426 00:12:53,986 --> 00:12:55,069 any uniformed officer. 427 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:56,319 It's not my fault that you 428 00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:57,444 don't know how to give an order! 429 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:58,653 OK, fine! Here's one. 430 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,028 We're lifting the lock-down, 431 00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:01,944 - go pick up cones. - Ooh, I love cone duty! 432 00:13:01,986 --> 00:13:04,069 Debbie, can it! We have the wrong guy. 433 00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:05,486 You cannot lift the lock-down. 434 00:13:05,528 --> 00:13:07,152 Go pick up cones, that's an order. 435 00:13:07,194 --> 00:13:08,737 - No! - Fine, then you're off the case! 436 00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:10,152 Good! 437 00:13:13,737 --> 00:13:15,236 Do I still get to pick up cones? 438 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:16,611 No! 439 00:13:16,653 --> 00:13:19,152 Amy, stop. You've had enough water. 440 00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:20,486 I can hear it sloshing around inside you. 441 00:13:20,528 --> 00:13:22,611 I know, but I still can't pee! 442 00:13:22,653 --> 00:13:24,903 - I'm too stressed. - You need to calm down. 443 00:13:24,944 --> 00:13:25,986 You know what helps me relax? 444 00:13:26,027 --> 00:13:27,319 - Kicking stuff? - Absolutely. 445 00:13:27,361 --> 00:13:28,778 So, what or who do you wanna kick? 446 00:13:28,819 --> 00:13:30,611 That guy looks pretty kickable. Hey! 447 00:13:30,653 --> 00:13:32,236 I'm not kicking anybody, OK? 448 00:13:32,277 --> 00:13:34,819 I just need, like, some calming noises. 449 00:13:34,861 --> 00:13:35,861 OK, close your eyes. 450 00:13:35,903 --> 00:13:37,444 OK. 451 00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:39,778 Glub, glub, glub. 452 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,903 What is that? 453 00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:41,929 It's a babbling brook. 454 00:13:41,944 --> 00:13:44,486 Glub, glub, glub. 455 00:13:44,528 --> 00:13:45,861 You know what? It's pretty good. 456 00:13:45,903 --> 00:13:47,861 Thank you. Everybody! Shut up! 457 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,737 Glub, glub, glub. 458 00:13:50,778 --> 00:13:52,486 Glub, glub, glub. 459 00:13:52,528 --> 00:13:54,570 Why is the tent so quiet? 460 00:13:54,611 --> 00:13:56,570 Is everybody talking about me now? 461 00:13:56,611 --> 00:13:58,069 Nobody is talking about you. 462 00:13:58,110 --> 00:13:59,095 Sure. 463 00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:00,403 Terry walks into a tent 464 00:14:00,444 --> 00:14:03,069 and everybody just happens to stop talking 465 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,069 at the same damn time? 466 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,819 You are gaslighting me, just like my daughters! 467 00:14:07,861 --> 00:14:09,486 Terry, I think you're being paranoid. 468 00:14:09,528 --> 00:14:10,944 I'm not paranoid! 469 00:14:10,985 --> 00:14:12,903 I put a recording device in my girls' room. 470 00:14:12,944 --> 00:14:14,570 You planted a bug in your daughters' room? 471 00:14:14,611 --> 00:14:15,985 I do what I have to do. 472 00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:17,819 They said I look like a giant triangle! 473 00:14:17,861 --> 00:14:19,110 - Is that an insult? - I don't know! 474 00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:20,528 But they were laughing like it was, 475 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,152 and it hurt just the same! 476 00:14:22,944 --> 00:14:25,069 Don't have kids! 477 00:14:27,236 --> 00:14:28,985 Well, that ruined everything. 478 00:14:29,027 --> 00:14:30,570 I know we got kicked off the case, 479 00:14:30,611 --> 00:14:32,528 but there is good news. 480 00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:36,486 I unlocked a new accessory for my Foot Friend avatar: a sandal! 481 00:14:36,528 --> 00:14:37,985 Debbie, wait. Change of plans. 482 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,737 We're not going back to the precinct. 483 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,444 Are we gonna go rogue and pick up cones? 484 00:14:41,486 --> 00:14:44,361 Oh, we're going way more rogue than picking up cones. 485 00:14:44,403 --> 00:14:46,069 Listen, it's unlikely our shooter 486 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,819 had his own hot dog cart... where'd he get it from? 487 00:14:47,861 --> 00:14:48,985 Please don't make me help you with this. 488 00:14:49,027 --> 00:14:50,861 My guess is the food cart garage 489 00:14:50,903 --> 00:14:52,985 just two blocks away from our crime scene! 490 00:14:53,027 --> 00:14:56,236 Or, shall I say, 238 steps. 491 00:14:56,277 --> 00:14:58,403 Don't tempt me with steps. 492 00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:00,611 This is a defining moment for you. 493 00:15:00,653 --> 00:15:03,110 You can either obey orders for the rest of your life 494 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,194 and make no impact on the world, 495 00:15:05,236 --> 00:15:07,528 or, stand up! 496 00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:09,319 And solve this case with me. 497 00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:11,653 Is there a third option? 498 00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:13,069 - Nervously tag along. - Great. 499 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:16,027 I choose the nervously- tag-along option. 500 00:15:16,069 --> 00:15:18,277 OK, the reporters are all set for your press conference. 501 00:15:18,319 --> 00:15:21,277 - It's your big moment, are you excited? - No. 502 00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:23,361 Oh, are you worried about your voice cracking? 503 00:15:23,403 --> 00:15:25,152 - Do you want me to help you warm up your throat? - What would that entail? 504 00:15:25,194 --> 00:15:26,611 - I'll just show you. - Don't show me, tell me. 505 00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:29,027 I blow hot air in my hands and I stroke your neck. 506 00:15:29,069 --> 00:15:31,277 Not gonna happen, and it's not why I'm stressed. I think Holt got into my head. 507 00:15:31,319 --> 00:15:32,819 We might have to delay the press conference. 508 00:15:32,861 --> 00:15:35,069 But this is the moment we've been waiting for. 509 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:37,528 My dad's driving home early from his brother's funeral to watch it live. 510 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,737 Wait, he's doing what? 511 00:15:38,778 --> 00:15:39,778 If you want me to put it 512 00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:40,804 in a better context, I can't. 513 00:15:40,819 --> 00:15:41,943 This was very important to him. 514 00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:43,695 Holt is a great cop, 515 00:15:43,737 --> 00:15:45,277 and I know the demotion's driving him crazy, 516 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,985 but his gut is usually right. 517 00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:48,861 I think we need to find that hot dog cart guy. 518 00:15:48,902 --> 00:15:50,110 OK, fine. 519 00:15:50,152 --> 00:15:51,277 But who do we know that could find us 520 00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:52,778 a random New York hot dog guy? 521 00:16:02,902 --> 00:16:04,985 So, you need a little help from the Weiner Warriors. 522 00:16:05,027 --> 00:16:06,277 Well, I hate that. 523 00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:08,027 Just tell us what you know, please? 524 00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:09,611 There's Lou's Dogs, he serves 'em up real plump. 525 00:16:09,653 --> 00:16:11,236 Big Mike's does two dogs per bun. 526 00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:12,819 Hank's Franks... great mustard selection. 527 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:13,902 Vicki's Vegan? 528 00:16:13,943 --> 00:16:15,403 I'd rather eat. 529 00:16:15,444 --> 00:16:16,528 Charlie does an al dente dog, 530 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:17,653 it's got a really nice chew. 531 00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:18,695 Johnny Arkansas serves it 532 00:16:18,737 --> 00:16:19,737 Little Rock style, 533 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:20,860 although he can serve it 534 00:16:20,902 --> 00:16:22,027 - Razorback-style. - OK, enough! 535 00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:23,528 We don't have time for this! 536 00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:25,403 Just tell us who has a cart at 6th and 11th. 537 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,403 - Oh, there are no hot dog carts there. - What? Never? 538 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,027 - No way. - Not a chance! 539 00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:30,737 Zoning issue. Forget about it, Jake. 540 00:16:30,778 --> 00:16:31,819 It's Hungertown. 541 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,653 Oh my God, Holt was right. 542 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:35,236 We have to call him. 543 00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:36,361 Officer Holt? 544 00:16:36,403 --> 00:16:38,152 Officer Holt, do you copy? 545 00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:39,695 OK, cop. Turn it off. 546 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:40,985 Nice try. 547 00:16:41,027 --> 00:16:42,611 My partner doesn't follow orders. 548 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,943 Debbie, you're misreading the situation. 549 00:16:44,985 --> 00:16:46,194 Oh. I'm so sorry. 550 00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:48,319 We both... both follow orders. 551 00:16:50,737 --> 00:16:53,319 So you were the shooter, just like I said. 552 00:16:53,361 --> 00:16:55,653 And the man in the hoodie was just some random bystander 553 00:16:55,695 --> 00:16:57,778 on whom you tried to pin it! 554 00:16:57,818 --> 00:16:59,611 No, he was in on it too. 555 00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:00,860 Oh. 556 00:17:00,902 --> 00:17:02,277 Well, I'm still half right. 557 00:17:02,319 --> 00:17:03,778 Sure. Is that important to you? 558 00:17:03,818 --> 00:17:05,236 - Very. - I'm gonna die. 559 00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:06,778 I'm gonna die before I ever got to find 560 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,528 - my twin sister's killer. - What? 561 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,737 That's the reason I joined the force, remember? 562 00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:12,778 To find the man who murdered my twin sister. 563 00:17:12,818 --> 00:17:14,486 That's my whole story! 564 00:17:14,528 --> 00:17:16,528 Debbie, there's no way you told me that. 565 00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:18,737 Nothing's working! 566 00:17:18,778 --> 00:17:20,319 Maybe you just need to laugh. 567 00:17:20,361 --> 00:17:21,611 Here, look at this video of a man being trampled 568 00:17:21,653 --> 00:17:23,653 by a moose. 569 00:17:26,027 --> 00:17:27,486 Dear Lord, that's horrifying! 570 00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:29,069 Ah no, it's hilarious. 571 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,236 What are you laughing at? Is that a video of me? 572 00:17:31,277 --> 00:17:32,319 Oh, no, is it that time 573 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:33,695 Terry fell off a Lime scooter? 574 00:17:33,737 --> 00:17:35,069 Why would any of us have that footage? 575 00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:36,570 Don't skirt the question! I wanna know 576 00:17:36,611 --> 00:17:37,985 what I'm falling off of in that video. 577 00:17:38,027 --> 00:17:39,611 Stop it, Terry, OK? 578 00:17:39,653 --> 00:17:41,236 We haven't been talking about you! 579 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,985 Oh. Kicking. 580 00:17:44,027 --> 00:17:45,069 I think kicking's working. 581 00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:46,236 Told you. Go with it. 582 00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:47,570 Keep kicking that can. 583 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,221 It worked, I have to pee! 584 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,570 I finally have to pee! 585 00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:53,695 Wait, this is about you having to pee? 586 00:17:53,737 --> 00:17:55,528 - Yes! - Wow. 587 00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:57,110 I guess I owe you guys an apology. 588 00:17:57,152 --> 00:17:58,570 I may have been bringing some things from home 589 00:17:58,611 --> 00:17:59,902 - into the workplace. - Yeah! 590 00:17:59,943 --> 00:18:01,236 That was clear from the start, OK? 591 00:18:01,277 --> 00:18:02,319 Now, move, I need to find a bathroom. 592 00:18:02,361 --> 00:18:03,611 Stop, we have an emergency! 593 00:18:03,653 --> 00:18:04,818 Everybody stop what you're about to do. 594 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,570 Yeah, but I gotta pee really bad. 595 00:18:06,611 --> 00:18:08,611 Well, hold it, Amy. Holt's not answering his radio. 596 00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:10,611 - I think he and Debbie might be in trouble. - It's just us, man. 597 00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:12,486 - You don't have to pretend to care about Debbie. - Rosa! 598 00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:14,069 What? We barely know her and she's annoying. 599 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:15,860 She's always trying to get me to be friends with her 600 00:18:15,902 --> 00:18:18,152 - on that weird app for pedicures. - It's a pedometer app. 601 00:18:18,194 --> 00:18:19,611 It's a pedometer app! 602 00:18:19,653 --> 00:18:21,985 We can use the social features to track her! 603 00:18:22,027 --> 00:18:23,194 It's $80. 604 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,277 Uh, Boyle, you should download it, 605 00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:25,319 you get better service here. 606 00:18:25,361 --> 00:18:26,611 Smart! 607 00:18:26,653 --> 00:18:27,818 And I'll upgrade to ad-free too. 608 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:29,194 - Smart. - OK, let's move! 609 00:18:29,236 --> 00:18:30,695 Sweet! We're running, OK. 610 00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,943 If I die, will you look after my cat? 611 00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:34,777 I'm really more of a dog person. 612 00:18:34,818 --> 00:18:36,277 - I understand. 613 00:18:36,319 --> 00:18:38,611 nobody move! - You're surrounded! 614 00:18:38,653 --> 00:18:40,152 Don't do anything stupid. 615 00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:41,570 Looks like we got ourselves a standoff. 616 00:18:41,611 --> 00:18:43,236 Fine by us, we got all the time in the world. 617 00:18:43,277 --> 00:18:44,777 What? Uh-uh! 618 00:18:44,818 --> 00:18:45,902 I gotta pee! 619 00:18:48,653 --> 00:18:49,943 Perp secured. 620 00:18:49,985 --> 00:18:51,277 Great, OK, cool! 621 00:18:51,319 --> 00:18:52,902 I gotta go! You guys are good, right? 622 00:18:52,943 --> 00:18:54,403 Bye! 623 00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:56,069 Thanks for saving us, Peralta. 624 00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,152 Thank Debbie. We tracked you using her pedometer app. 625 00:18:58,194 --> 00:19:00,736 Oh, my goodness, I helped! 626 00:19:00,777 --> 00:19:03,570 And I got four new Foot Friend requests! 627 00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:06,486 What a day, guys! 628 00:19:07,444 --> 00:19:08,777 Detective. 629 00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:10,777 I believe I owe you an apology. 630 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,653 No, Officer, I owe you one. 631 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:13,985 No, I owe you. 632 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,403 Great, 'cause I hadn't thought of 633 00:19:15,444 --> 00:19:16,860 what I was gonna apologize for yet. 634 00:19:16,902 --> 00:19:18,444 I should not have disobeyed your order. 635 00:19:18,486 --> 00:19:20,027 I was wrong. 636 00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:21,653 Not about the case, of course... my hunch was impeccable. 637 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,860 Interesting apology strategy, 638 00:19:22,902 --> 00:19:23,985 a little heavy on the brags. 639 00:19:24,027 --> 00:19:25,319 Point is, you were right. 640 00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:27,777 I hijacked the case because... 641 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,777 I need to feel respected. 642 00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:31,194 Listen, 643 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:32,777 it's weird that I'm your boss now, 644 00:19:32,818 --> 00:19:34,152 and that's not going anywhere, 645 00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:36,361 but no matter what uniform you wear, 646 00:19:36,403 --> 00:19:38,110 I'm always gonna love you... 647 00:19:38,152 --> 00:19:39,736 I mean, cherish... I mean, respect. 648 00:19:39,777 --> 00:19:41,027 - You said respect, right? - Yes. 649 00:19:41,069 --> 00:19:42,236 Yep. 650 00:19:42,277 --> 00:19:44,069 And I feel the same about you. 651 00:19:45,277 --> 00:19:47,985 So, do you have any orders for me, sir? 652 00:19:48,027 --> 00:19:49,902 Well, I do actually 653 00:19:49,943 --> 00:19:52,152 still need those cones picked up. 654 00:19:52,194 --> 00:19:53,319 We're on it. 655 00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:54,486 We got cone duty? 656 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:55,611 Yes! 657 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:56,652 Best birthday yet. 658 00:19:56,694 --> 00:19:59,110 It's your birthday? 659 00:19:59,152 --> 00:20:01,444 Hey, so... 660 00:20:01,486 --> 00:20:03,528 today was pretty intense. 661 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,152 You mean catching the shooter? 662 00:20:05,194 --> 00:20:06,694 I know, it's a great story. 663 00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:07,943 I just hope Pitt can get in good enough shape 664 00:20:07,985 --> 00:20:09,069 to play me in the movie, you know? 665 00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:10,277 Mm, yeah. 666 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:13,194 Um, also, something else happened. 667 00:20:13,236 --> 00:20:15,694 I thought I might be pregnant. 668 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,152 - Really? - Yeah. 669 00:20:17,194 --> 00:20:18,777 I'm not, I got my period. 670 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,277 And I took a pregnancy test, but it didn't work 671 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,570 because I drank 11 gallons of water. 672 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:23,319 Told you water was bad for you. 673 00:20:23,361 --> 00:20:25,027 - That's not the takeaway. - You're absolutely right. 674 00:20:25,069 --> 00:20:26,818 How are you, how do you feel? Are you OK? 675 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,860 I mean, I was really stressed. 676 00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:32,610 This wasn't our plan, and we agreed we'd wait a year, 677 00:20:32,652 --> 00:20:34,444 and there's so much to do first, 678 00:20:34,486 --> 00:20:36,528 and it would've been crazy, right? 679 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,985 Yeah, it would've been. 680 00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:39,110 OK. 681 00:20:39,152 --> 00:20:40,777 But, 682 00:20:40,818 --> 00:20:42,652 also might've been... 683 00:20:42,694 --> 00:20:44,152 kinda cool. 684 00:20:44,194 --> 00:20:45,943 Honestly... 685 00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:48,610 I was secretly bummed when the test came back negative. 686 00:20:50,403 --> 00:20:51,860 Should we just start trying? 687 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:54,652 Seriously? 688 00:20:54,694 --> 00:20:57,110 Yeah, seriously. 689 00:20:57,152 --> 00:20:59,818 OK. Yeah. 690 00:21:06,194 --> 00:21:07,736 Oh, wait! It's after 11. 691 00:21:07,777 --> 00:21:08,985 - My interview! 692 00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:10,069 It's supposed to be on the news. 693 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:11,444 An incredible conclusion to a 694 00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:13,152 terrifying day, and we were able 695 00:21:13,194 --> 00:21:14,277 to get a comment from the men 696 00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:15,652 who helped solve this case. 697 00:21:15,694 --> 00:21:18,610 They call us the Weiner Warriors. 698 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,236 No! 699 00:21:20,277 --> 00:21:22,361 - Not a doctor. - Shh. 700 00:21:22,403 --> 00:21:24,610 Fremulon.