1 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:07,276 - Clear in back. - Copy. 2 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:08,843 All clear on the main hall. 3 00:00:08,878 --> 00:00:10,410 - Clear. - Clear. 4 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:13,134 The service road a quarter mile away is also clear. 5 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:16,120 Hold on. There's a pigeon approaching. 6 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,028 Hold the mission. 7 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,107 Shoo. 8 00:00:20,374 --> 00:00:22,552 Shoo. Shoo. 9 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:23,684 Shoo. 10 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:25,339 Great work with that pidge, officer. 11 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,852 Detectives, switch to channel five. 12 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:30,212 Anyone else getting a sense Holt is upset 13 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:31,735 about the new captain coming tomorrow? 14 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,737 It's bad. This morning he sighed for the entire length 15 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:34,695 of our elevator ride. 16 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:42,584 I wonder who Wuntch is gonna stick us with this time. 17 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:44,441 - Clear. - Clear. 18 00:00:44,476 --> 00:00:45,676 I'm sure it will be someone terrible, 19 00:00:45,711 --> 00:00:47,142 but we've had bad bosses before, 20 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,491 and we've always managed to get rid of them. 21 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:49,710 - Let's just do that again. - Hey, listen. 22 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:50,771 I'm taking this weekend off. 23 00:00:50,806 --> 00:00:52,358 Do you think you can have the new captain gone by Monday? 24 00:00:52,393 --> 00:00:53,482 I'm kind of over meeting new people. 25 00:00:53,517 --> 00:00:55,519 Gone by Monday. Challenge accepted. 26 00:00:57,029 --> 00:00:58,373 - Clear. - Clear. 27 00:01:05,287 --> 00:01:06,332 We got a runner. 28 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:07,777 freeze! 29 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,148 Ugh! 30 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:13,116 Taking down the bad guys without breaking up our convo. 31 00:01:13,354 --> 00:01:14,851 That how we do it in the Nine-Nine. 32 00:01:14,886 --> 00:01:16,258 You're going the wrong direction. 33 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:17,885 Damn it. All these hallways look the same. 34 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:18,956 That was such a cool walk-off. 35 00:01:34,336 --> 00:01:38,336 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 36 00:01:44,539 --> 00:01:46,549 - 'Sup? - What is happening? 37 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,073 Well, with the new captain coming in, 38 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,666 this is my chance to reinvent myself. 39 00:01:49,701 --> 00:01:52,686 So say hello to Chuck Boyle, office badass. 40 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:54,383 Wait a minute. Is that Rosa's jacket? 41 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:55,602 And follow-up question, 42 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,343 does Rosa's jacket fit you perfectly? 43 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,605 You tell me. 44 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,389 You know, just put on a leather jacket 45 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:01,869 and become a badass. 46 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:03,740 You also need a chunky bracelet with fringe. 47 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:05,655 Wrong. Ever since Rosa gave me this baby, 48 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:07,396 people have been treating me like I'm cool. 49 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,528 The girl at the coffee shop 50 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:09,993 even got the name on my cup right. 51 00:02:10,028 --> 00:02:11,748 It says "Charles," not "Cassie." 52 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:13,489 You know, I think it's ess about the jacket 53 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,012 and more about the fact that you're feeling confident. 54 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:17,798 Maybe this cool version of Charles was in there all along. 55 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,417 Amy, I love you, but that's insane. 56 00:02:19,452 --> 00:02:20,453 It's a magic jacket. 57 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:21,554 - Okay. - So just to be clear, 58 00:02:21,589 --> 00:02:22,890 you think we're dealing with 59 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,608 a "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" situation here? 60 00:02:24,643 --> 00:02:26,241 Don't know, not familiar. 61 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:27,634 You made me watch it. 62 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,070 Look, there's no point in rebranding yourself 63 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:31,464 for the new captain... or should I say "craptain"... 64 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:32,508 because they're not gonna be here 65 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:33,875 for very long anyways, remember? 66 00:02:33,911 --> 00:02:35,293 Peralta, stop it. I don't want to hear you bad-mouthing 67 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:36,773 my replacement around the office. 68 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:37,861 Do it surreptitiously. 69 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:38,854 Watch this. 70 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,041 I hear that new captain's a pill-popper. 71 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,476 - They're on their way up. - Everyone hide your pills. 72 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:44,723 Brace yourselves. 73 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:47,349 You're about to look into the face of pure evil. 74 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:51,223 Ah, good morning, good morning, good morning. 75 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,659 I'm Captain Julie Kim. 76 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:53,693 And I'm Chuck. 77 00:02:53,729 --> 00:02:56,041 If you want results, stay the hell out of my way. 78 00:02:57,174 --> 00:03:00,449 Okay, wow, I guess I know who the office badass is. 79 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:01,929 Anyway, I just want to say 80 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,791 how excited am to be here at the Nine-Nine. 81 00:03:03,827 --> 00:03:05,454 I hear the best things about this place. 82 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,891 From who? Madeline Wuntch, per chance? 83 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:10,326 Oh, I've never actually spoken to Acting Commissioner Wuntch. 84 00:03:10,362 --> 00:03:12,505 I requested the posting through the C.O.P's office. 85 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,985 I didn't prepare a speech, but a little about me: 86 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,292 I was the first female Asian-American captain 87 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,511 in the NYPD: 88 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,208 My guilty pleasure is charity work. 89 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,490 And what do I do for fun? 90 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:23,516 Well, basically just design and build skate parks 91 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,257 for marginalized communities; and that's me. 92 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,964 What a gigantic turd. 93 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,446 Agreed, an unformed pile. 94 00:03:29,482 --> 00:03:31,265 I don't know; she seemed kind of awesome to me. 95 00:03:31,301 --> 00:03:32,525 The thing is, she can't be awesome 96 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,706 'cause she's here to replace Holt. 97 00:03:33,742 --> 00:03:35,701 But she said as soon as his year in uniform is finished 98 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:36,865 she's moving on. 99 00:03:36,901 --> 00:03:39,140 That's a pretty generous interpretation 100 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:40,359 of what she said, Amy. 101 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,187 As soon as his year in uniform is finished, 102 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,222 I'll be moving on. 103 00:03:43,258 --> 00:03:44,493 Okay, fine. It's exactly what she said. 104 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:45,668 But she seems like a liar. 105 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:47,148 Someone told me she's a pill-popper. 106 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,172 Pop-pop. 107 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,368 Well, she's not lying about her résumé. 108 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:50,717 Did you know The Rock's character 109 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:52,985 in "The Fast and the Furious" was based on her? 110 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,069 Hobbs. Or Shaw. 111 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,462 She's not a Hobbs or a Shaw. 112 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:57,941 If anything she's a Trevor. 113 00:03:58,117 --> 00:04:00,379 That the guy my mom dated after she divorced my dad. 114 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:01,641 So this is all about your daddy issues? 115 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:03,433 Step-daddy issues. This is a new thing. 116 00:04:03,469 --> 00:04:04,469 I'm complicated. 117 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,515 Anyways, Trevor seemed perfect too, you know? 118 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,387 He was nice to my mom, he drove a limousine, 119 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:09,562 he would take us out to restaurants. 120 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,259 But then my mom caught him cheating, 121 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,490 and we never saw him again. 122 00:04:12,526 --> 00:04:14,915 So it turns out when people are too good to be true, they are. 123 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,090 That sucks, Jake, 124 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,918 but I don't think Captain Kim is a Trevor. 125 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:20,007 Oh really? She could have had her choice of any precinct. 126 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:22,539 Why would she choose this lame temporary posting here? 127 00:04:22,575 --> 00:04:23,575 I'll tell you why. 128 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,534 Because Madeline Wuntch sent her. 129 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,144 - So what do we do? - I'm glad you asked. 130 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:29,482 You know how she wants to have individual meetings with us 131 00:04:29,518 --> 00:04:31,192 to assess our "personal strengths" 132 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,436 and help us "achieve our goals?" 133 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:33,586 Stupid B. 134 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:36,023 I say we use those meetings to figure out why she's really here. 135 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,024 She may seem perfect, 136 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,895 but I guarantee there's a "but." 137 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:41,376 And I'm gonna find that "but" and drill down on it. 138 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:42,682 Come on, man. You have to know how that sounds. 139 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:45,022 Shut up, cool Charles. I hate this new dynamic. 140 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,947 Lieutenant, thanks for coming in. 141 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,427 First off, do you have any questions for me? 142 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,429 Just one. Why would someone with your pedigree 143 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:51,734 choose the Nine-Nine? 144 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,388 Well, why did you choose to stay here 145 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:54,668 as long as you have? 146 00:04:54,704 --> 00:04:57,218 This is my family... second family. 147 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:58,437 I have a wife and three kids at home. 148 00:04:58,472 --> 00:04:59,960 Oh, please tell me you have pictures. 149 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:03,485 I may have one or two... hard drives at my desk. 150 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,496 Let me grab them real fast, okay? 151 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,360 So, Captain Kim, I've been going through your files... 152 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,144 And I've been going through yours, 153 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,841 very impressive stuff. 154 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,138 - Oh. - Not just the case work, 155 00:05:13,174 --> 00:05:14,322 but look at how they're organized, 156 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:15,802 the penmanship, color coding. 157 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,456 How do you get such straight margins 158 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:18,892 on a hand-written document? 159 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,981 Oh, well, I like to say when it comes to margins... 160 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,983 There's no margin for error. 161 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:26,378 Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 162 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,706 So you supposedly build skate parks, huh? 163 00:05:28,742 --> 00:05:30,239 What are your three favorite tricks? 164 00:05:30,275 --> 00:05:33,167 Oh, gingersnap, plasma spin, roast beef grab. 165 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:34,255 What about you? 166 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,649 Ollies. And the roast beef one that you said. 167 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:38,297 It doesn't matter. We're both skaters. Let's move on. 168 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:40,479 Well, I went over your recent evaluations, 169 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,698 and I don't think you belong here. 170 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:45,353 Oh, I knew it. You want to get rid of me. 171 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:46,572 Well, you know what? You can't fire me, 172 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:48,530 because I quit... metaphorically. 173 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,053 Obviously, for medical insurance reasons, 174 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:51,577 it's actually much better if do you fire me. 175 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:54,362 I'm not firing you. I'm impressed by your talent 176 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:55,885 and record, and it just so happens 177 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,539 have a friend in the FBI who is looking 178 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,782 for an NYPD liaison officer. 179 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:01,235 So what do you say? 180 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,023 So what did you say? 181 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:05,025 I told her I'd rather stick my entire head 182 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,983 inside a giraffe's long blonde butt 183 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,507 than accept a job offer from her. 184 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,004 - Mm-hmm. - You said that? 185 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,040 In my head. 186 00:06:11,076 --> 00:06:12,206 In my mouth I said I would think about it 187 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,468 and get back to her. 188 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,122 She'll get the message when I dillydally. 189 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:17,733 Working with the FBI. That's your dream job, Jake. 190 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:19,692 First of all, my dream job is spy 191 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,520 falsely accused of betraying his country, 192 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,130 forced to work alone to clear his name 193 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:25,357 by taking down the mysterious organization that framed him 194 00:06:25,393 --> 00:06:26,393 known only as S.H.A.D.E. 195 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:28,265 Secondly, it wasn't a real job offer. 196 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,702 - She's up to something. - Mm-hmm. 197 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,399 Maybe she's just a nice person. 198 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,923 I mean, she did seem genuinely interested in my kids. 199 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,708 Look, did any of you get a straight answer from her 200 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,405 about why she's at the Nine-Nine, hmm? 201 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,948 Right, me neither. But guess what. 202 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,756 I called the C.O.P. office, 203 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,541 and they said the form to transfer her here 204 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:43,585 wasn't signed by them. 205 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,544 It was signed by Wuntch. 206 00:06:45,703 --> 00:06:47,633 - She lied. - Mm-hmm. 207 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,966 Just because Wuntch signed an order doesn't mean they know each other. 208 00:06:50,002 --> 00:06:51,002 Will you wake up? 209 00:06:51,038 --> 00:06:53,421 That woman is a demon, and it couldn't be more obvious. 210 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,727 Oh, here you are. 211 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,990 I have to say how great it was talking to you all, 212 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,828 and I wanted to let you know about a party I'm throwing 213 00:06:58,864 --> 00:06:59,830 at my house tomorrow night. 214 00:06:59,866 --> 00:07:01,124 Are you interested? 215 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,257 Oh, well, we will think about it and get back to you. 216 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,476 Great. Just let me know. 217 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:05,609 Great. 218 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:10,264 And now we dillydally. 219 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,735 Mm-hmm. 220 00:07:15,497 --> 00:07:16,561 What are you guys doing here? 221 00:07:16,597 --> 00:07:17,715 What do you mean? We're going to the party. 222 00:07:17,751 --> 00:07:18,847 You said you weren't coming. 223 00:07:18,883 --> 00:07:20,343 You said that Captain Kim was a Trevor 224 00:07:20,379 --> 00:07:22,178 and that she only invited us to earn our trust 225 00:07:22,214 --> 00:07:23,673 so she could have sex with our mom. 226 00:07:23,995 --> 00:07:25,048 It was very confusing. 227 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:26,833 I never said that. 228 00:07:26,868 --> 00:07:28,152 But it's not confusing. 229 00:07:28,188 --> 00:07:29,909 I mean, our "mom" is obviously the precinct, 230 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:31,577 and Captain Kim having sex with the precinct 231 00:07:31,612 --> 00:07:34,101 is actually her teaming up with Madeline Wuntch to destroy it. 232 00:07:34,136 --> 00:07:35,755 It's a perfect analogy, Which I never used. 233 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,017 What's up, guys? 234 00:07:37,313 --> 00:07:38,975 Why are we standing around outside? 235 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,108 Is your walk different? Are you strutting? 236 00:07:41,143 --> 00:07:42,109 Don't know what you're talking about. 237 00:07:42,144 --> 00:07:43,371 It's how I always walk, bitch. 238 00:07:43,406 --> 00:07:44,458 Let's roll. 239 00:07:44,842 --> 00:07:45,844 Bitch? 240 00:07:45,969 --> 00:07:47,767 Welcome. The bar is in the back. 241 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:49,246 And they're coming around with food. 242 00:07:49,281 --> 00:07:51,205 I use the most wonderful catering company. 243 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,512 They only hire ex-convicts to give them a second chance. 244 00:07:53,547 --> 00:07:54,948 Oh, that's wonderful. 245 00:07:54,983 --> 00:07:56,166 Get in here and meet everyone. 246 00:07:56,201 --> 00:07:57,603 Oh, Lieutenant, I want to introduce you 247 00:07:57,638 --> 00:07:58,873 to my old neighbor, John. 248 00:07:58,909 --> 00:08:01,075 He's the head of admissions at the Calder Academy in the Bronx. 249 00:08:01,111 --> 00:08:03,173 Calder? That's the best elementary school in the city. 250 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:05,393 Their mock trial team gets hired to work real cases. 251 00:08:05,428 --> 00:08:07,308 And, Chuck, my friend from "Major Crimes" is here. 252 00:08:07,343 --> 00:08:09,571 - You're gonna love him. - Maybe I will; maybe I won't. 253 00:08:09,606 --> 00:08:11,019 Well, come on. Let's go. 254 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:12,748 - Oh, let me talk you coat. - No, I need it. 255 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,143 Oh, this way. 256 00:08:14,524 --> 00:08:16,273 All right, I know what's going on here. 257 00:08:16,308 --> 00:08:17,840 You two still don't trust Captain Kim, 258 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:19,059 and you're here to snoop on her. 259 00:08:19,094 --> 00:08:20,060 I don't know what you're talking about. 260 00:08:20,095 --> 00:08:21,627 Please. Look at your shoes. 261 00:08:21,662 --> 00:08:23,977 You only wear sneakers for their literal purpose: 262 00:08:24,012 --> 00:08:24,994 sneaking. 263 00:08:25,030 --> 00:08:27,110 That's crazy. He's wearing perfectly normal... 264 00:08:27,145 --> 00:08:28,424 No, she's right. 265 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:30,113 The clown shoes gave me away. 266 00:08:30,148 --> 00:08:32,246 Okay, look, Captain Kim lied to us. 267 00:08:32,281 --> 00:08:34,204 There's something in this house that proves she's conspiring 268 00:08:34,239 --> 00:08:36,206 with Madeline Wuntch, and we're gonna find it. 269 00:08:36,241 --> 00:08:38,818 I am not letting you snoop around in her stuff 270 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:40,080 and ruin this party. 271 00:08:40,115 --> 00:08:41,995 Oh, okay. Well, good luck trying to stop us. 272 00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:44,214 Oh, Jake. 273 00:08:44,249 --> 00:08:45,975 You don't know who you're dealing with, do you? 274 00:08:46,011 --> 00:08:47,151 I was a student chaperone 275 00:08:47,187 --> 00:08:49,568 at every dance from middle school on. 276 00:08:49,603 --> 00:08:51,526 I've stopped more horny teenagers from making out 277 00:08:51,561 --> 00:08:53,354 to Savage Garden than you can count. 278 00:08:53,389 --> 00:08:55,661 Cool story, but we're not horny teens. 279 00:08:55,696 --> 00:08:57,010 We're horny adults. 280 00:08:57,045 --> 00:08:59,186 And tonight we're going all the way. 281 00:08:59,221 --> 00:09:01,188 Come on, Holt, let's shake this narc. 282 00:09:01,223 --> 00:09:02,480 That's right, I am a NARC, 283 00:09:02,516 --> 00:09:04,837 a Nationally Accredited and Registered Chaperone. 284 00:09:05,085 --> 00:09:06,672 So what grade are your daughters in? 285 00:09:06,707 --> 00:09:08,244 They're in sixth grade. 286 00:09:08,578 --> 00:09:12,460 Oh, wait, I'm sorry, that's their reading level. 287 00:09:12,495 --> 00:09:13,505 They're in second. 288 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:15,420 Wow. They sound quite impressive. 289 00:09:15,906 --> 00:09:18,250 Oh good, the food. I'm starving. 290 00:09:18,675 --> 00:09:20,204 Hello, Detective Jeffords. 291 00:09:20,383 --> 00:09:22,438 - Do I know you? - Ronald Palmer. 292 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,485 You arrested me ten years ago. 293 00:09:24,521 --> 00:09:25,691 You testified at my trial. 294 00:09:25,726 --> 00:09:27,649 Oh, hey. 295 00:09:27,684 --> 00:09:28,868 What have you been up to? 296 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:29,912 - Prison. - Prison, yeah. 297 00:09:29,947 --> 00:09:30,948 I shouldn't have asked. 298 00:09:30,984 --> 00:09:34,133 I spent ten long years thinking about what I would do 299 00:09:34,169 --> 00:09:36,166 if I ever saw you again. 300 00:09:36,737 --> 00:09:37,703 Lettuce cup? 301 00:09:37,738 --> 00:09:39,196 Uh... 302 00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:43,056 Oh, do you think I'm trying to poison you? 303 00:09:43,091 --> 00:09:45,754 Am I always gonna be a criminal in your eyes 304 00:09:45,789 --> 00:09:47,452 even though I've served my time? 305 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,844 No, no, no. 306 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,237 I'm just not hungry right now. 307 00:09:50,272 --> 00:09:51,717 Oh, you said you were starving. 308 00:09:51,752 --> 00:09:53,880 Yes, John. Thanks for reminding me, John. 309 00:09:54,276 --> 00:09:56,548 All right here we go, approaching the mail. 310 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:59,645 Stay cool, and... doink. 311 00:10:00,543 --> 00:10:02,641 Now we've just got to find a private place to look at these. 312 00:10:02,676 --> 00:10:04,583 Through here to the guest bath. 313 00:10:05,263 --> 00:10:06,534 - Ahh! - Seriously? 314 00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:07,882 The bathroom sneak-off? 315 00:10:07,918 --> 00:10:10,006 It didn't work for Dana McAlpin trying to smoke a joint 316 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:11,432 at the Winter Carnival Dance, 317 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:13,181 and it's not gonna work for you. 318 00:10:13,217 --> 00:10:14,387 Gimme the mail. 319 00:10:16,124 --> 00:10:21,085 You just chaperoned, O-W-N-E-D. 320 00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:23,444 Spelling is never cool. 321 00:10:23,479 --> 00:10:25,533 Wrong, that was extremely cool. 322 00:10:25,568 --> 00:10:27,709 Now I understand why you're "into her." 323 00:10:27,744 --> 00:10:30,732 Now you understand? You officiated our wedding. 324 00:10:31,443 --> 00:10:32,540 Whatever. We need to figure out a way 325 00:10:32,575 --> 00:10:33,498 to get her off our tail. 326 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:34,900 - Good luck with that. - Ahh! 327 00:10:35,447 --> 00:10:36,588 What are you two doing over here, 328 00:10:36,623 --> 00:10:37,937 waiting for the caterers 329 00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:39,460 before they make their way into the crowd? 330 00:10:39,495 --> 00:10:41,854 We're snooping on Captain Kim, but let me guess. 331 00:10:41,889 --> 00:10:43,159 She seduced you as well. 332 00:10:43,194 --> 00:10:45,292 - Is she doing that to people? - Not literally. 333 00:10:45,327 --> 00:10:47,381 Oh, Michael, Norm, I didn't realize you arrived. 334 00:10:47,416 --> 00:10:49,178 Come with me, I want to make an introduction. 335 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:50,933 Don't worry, Jake. 336 00:10:50,969 --> 00:10:53,078 You're our friend; we're on your side no matter... 337 00:10:53,164 --> 00:10:54,954 holy crap. 338 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:56,477 Look at those chairs. 339 00:10:56,512 --> 00:10:57,739 I know you two like to sit, 340 00:10:57,774 --> 00:10:59,654 and these are the most comfortable chairs ever. 341 00:10:59,689 --> 00:11:00,798 Give 'em a try. 342 00:11:01,169 --> 00:11:02,744 Ohh. 343 00:11:02,779 --> 00:11:04,180 It's like there's something great at this party 344 00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,704 for everyone, even me. 345 00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:08,707 She's serving my favorite carrots. 346 00:11:08,742 --> 00:11:09,925 Wait a minute. That's it. 347 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,579 If there's something great for everyone, 348 00:11:11,614 --> 00:11:14,147 there's something great for the narc. 349 00:11:14,182 --> 00:11:16,628 Babe, hi. How are you enjoying the party? 350 00:11:16,663 --> 00:11:18,891 Trying to chat me up? It won't work. 351 00:11:18,926 --> 00:11:20,806 Chaperone's code forbids fraternization 352 00:11:20,841 --> 00:11:22,155 with chaperonees. 353 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:23,635 Okay, fine, I'll just leave you alone, then. 354 00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:25,071 I really quickly did want to introduce you 355 00:11:25,106 --> 00:11:26,169 to someone, though. 356 00:11:26,205 --> 00:11:27,388 This is Margo. 357 00:11:27,499 --> 00:11:28,814 She's a friend of Captain Kim's. 358 00:11:28,849 --> 00:11:30,685 And apparently she invented a new type of binder. 359 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,720 What? 360 00:11:31,756 --> 00:11:33,070 "New type of binder" seems reductive. 361 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:34,820 Would you call a car a new kind of horse? 362 00:11:34,855 --> 00:11:37,015 - No. - This is the future of organization. 363 00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:38,518 Oh, my God. Tell me everything. 364 00:11:38,554 --> 00:11:40,521 And you've been chaper-powned. 365 00:11:40,556 --> 00:11:42,392 - What? - Nothing. Love you. Binders. 366 00:11:42,427 --> 00:11:45,004 So Cap tells me you're in "Major Crimes." 367 00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:47,810 Yeah, working something big. 368 00:11:48,713 --> 00:11:50,531 Can't tell you who our target is, 369 00:11:50,566 --> 00:11:53,099 but let's just say he's done a bunch of disturbing things, 370 00:11:53,134 --> 00:11:54,143 and he's on the Yankees. 371 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,451 You play poker? 372 00:11:57,486 --> 00:12:00,019 Eh, used to, got tired of winning all the time. 373 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:01,847 Well, I have a weekly game. 374 00:12:01,882 --> 00:12:04,806 It's mostly Broadway stars and celebrity chefs, 375 00:12:04,841 --> 00:12:08,331 not exactly my crowd, but they are high rollers. 376 00:12:08,366 --> 00:12:09,855 Spot opened up; you want in? 377 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:13,685 I don't know, seems kind of lame, but I'll stop by. 378 00:12:15,498 --> 00:12:16,638 Excuse me. 379 00:12:16,674 --> 00:12:17,863 I know you from somewhere. 380 00:12:17,898 --> 00:12:19,134 Do you go to my gym? 381 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,257 Oh, nah. I work out in my garage, 382 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:22,911 throw the tire around, 383 00:12:22,946 --> 00:12:25,079 grab a couple big ropes and do this. 384 00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:28,576 Mm-hmm. 385 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,266 Here's my number. 386 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:32,399 Maybe I could come over some time and... 387 00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:33,696 I don't know... you could work me out. 388 00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:40,668 Okay, we've got her meeting the mayor, 389 00:12:40,703 --> 00:12:43,105 her dog-sitting for Bo Obama, Malala giving her an award, 390 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:44,933 but no photos of Wuntch. 391 00:12:44,968 --> 00:12:46,543 That's because vampires don't appear on film. 392 00:12:46,578 --> 00:12:47,632 Perhaps we should be looking for 393 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,669 a 17th-century woodblock print. 394 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,032 Good idea. Let's keep moving. 395 00:12:54,456 --> 00:12:55,944 - Hello? - She's coming. Hide. 396 00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:57,119 Title of your sex tape? 397 00:12:57,154 --> 00:12:58,322 In here. 398 00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:02,182 Hello. Is anyone up here? 399 00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:20,099 Well, looks like we just found the key 400 00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:22,019 to exposing Captain Kim. 401 00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,074 It's the key that's in her pocket. 402 00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:26,962 Yes, obviously that's what I meant. 403 00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:31,388 We need to get that key. 404 00:13:31,423 --> 00:13:32,433 How are you at picking pockets? 405 00:13:32,469 --> 00:13:33,764 Does this answer your question? 406 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,157 - Whose wallet is that? - It's mine. 407 00:13:35,192 --> 00:13:36,942 But it came out so smooth I barely even felt it. 408 00:13:36,977 --> 00:13:38,538 All right, fine, I'm terrible at pickpocketing. 409 00:13:38,574 --> 00:13:40,679 But if she was distracted, I bet I could pull it off. 410 00:13:40,715 --> 00:13:43,291 Maybe you could create a drunken scene or something? 411 00:13:43,326 --> 00:13:45,380 Why? What would my motivation be 412 00:13:45,415 --> 00:13:46,470 for such poor behavior? 413 00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:47,515 I don't know. Anything. 414 00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:49,950 No, I need something to draw from. 415 00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:51,491 Have I had a row with Kevin? 416 00:13:51,527 --> 00:13:52,885 Did something happen to Cheddar? 417 00:13:52,921 --> 00:13:55,086 Has a new captain moved into my precinct, 418 00:13:55,121 --> 00:13:57,914 usurped my position, and won the affection and admiration 419 00:13:57,949 --> 00:13:59,655 of people I've spent seven years 420 00:13:59,690 --> 00:14:00,950 building relationships with, 421 00:14:00,986 --> 00:14:03,867 people I once considered my chosen family, 422 00:14:03,903 --> 00:14:06,044 whom I foolheartedly hoped would provide me 423 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,396 the unconditional support that I never got 424 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,043 from my own flesh and blood? 425 00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:14,105 I think you should go with the last one. 426 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,106 Yeah, the last one seemed good. 427 00:14:15,141 --> 00:14:16,142 - Yeah. - Yeah. 428 00:14:16,178 --> 00:14:17,361 This is the best night of my life. 429 00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:18,668 People believe I work out with ropes, 430 00:14:18,704 --> 00:14:20,323 a mega-babe hit on me, 431 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,500 and the bartender didn't assume I just wanted a Bay Breeze. 432 00:14:22,536 --> 00:14:24,024 Hey, you, cool guy. 433 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,984 Were you flirting with my girlfriend out back? 434 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,987 Calm down, hotshot. I'm taken. 435 00:14:28,154 --> 00:14:30,075 Look, I'll throw away her number. 436 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,645 That's it, you and me outside. 437 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,900 Oh, brother. 438 00:14:33,936 --> 00:14:36,522 Come on, guys. I've got to go squash this bug. 439 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,520 Of course, at Calder we're not just looking 440 00:14:38,555 --> 00:14:39,913 for good students. 441 00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,828 We want compassionate members of the community. 442 00:14:41,863 --> 00:14:45,098 Great. Terry has a passion for compassion. 443 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,486 - Turkey pinwheel? - Oh, you're back again. 444 00:14:47,521 --> 00:14:50,184 You seem to working this one spot a lot. 445 00:14:50,219 --> 00:14:52,143 Well, we're old friends, remember? 446 00:14:52,178 --> 00:14:54,648 I'll ask again, turkey pinwheel? 447 00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:55,842 Why is there just one? 448 00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:57,448 I made it special for you. 449 00:14:57,484 --> 00:14:58,845 How is it special? 450 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,930 There's a little something extra in it. 451 00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:03,328 Wait, are you still suspicious of me? 452 00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:05,243 You don't think I deserve a second chance? 453 00:15:05,278 --> 00:15:06,283 Impossible. 454 00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:08,159 Lieutenant Jeffords has a passion for compassion. 455 00:15:08,194 --> 00:15:09,756 Yeah, you're right. 456 00:15:09,947 --> 00:15:12,515 You know what? I will take this pinwheel. 457 00:15:13,677 --> 00:15:15,253 Mmm, delicious. 458 00:15:21,685 --> 00:15:24,958 Excuse me, but does it seem slightly warm to anyone? 459 00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:27,778 I feel it is quite warm. 460 00:15:28,037 --> 00:15:29,220 What was that? 461 00:15:29,256 --> 00:15:30,870 You were supposed to cause a drunken scene. 462 00:15:30,906 --> 00:15:33,139 I was. I raised the volume of my voice 9%. 463 00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:34,663 as inebriated people do, 464 00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:37,884 and I spoke of the resultant rise in body temperature. 465 00:15:37,919 --> 00:15:39,103 Well, you need to do more. 466 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,284 More than that? Pfft, okay. 467 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,307 Oh, I love this song. 468 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,092 Oh, I'll have one of those. 469 00:15:45,128 --> 00:15:46,435 That was more? 470 00:15:46,471 --> 00:15:48,895 I paired a crab cake with a cooked Côtes du Rhne, 471 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:49,939 like an animal. 472 00:15:49,974 --> 00:15:50,974 Okay, we need a new plan. 473 00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:52,010 No, no, I have just the thing. 474 00:15:52,046 --> 00:15:53,046 It's gonna be too small again. 475 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,082 You have to really... 476 00:15:54,118 --> 00:15:55,118 I'm going to throw myself down the stairs. 477 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,154 What? 478 00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:58,165 Ahh! Augh! 479 00:15:58,201 --> 00:15:59,501 Ohh. 480 00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:01,642 Raymond, are you okay? 481 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,084 Someone call a doctor. 482 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,696 No need. I'm fine. I'm fine. 483 00:16:05,903 --> 00:16:08,297 Look, man, I don't want any trouble. 484 00:16:09,516 --> 00:16:10,786 She's gonna leave me, isn't she? 485 00:16:10,821 --> 00:16:12,136 Oh, you're crying? 486 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,572 Of course she wants someone like you. 487 00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:14,719 You're so cool. 488 00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:16,547 - Thank you. It's true. - What's your secret? 489 00:16:16,635 --> 00:16:18,071 How can I become more like you? 490 00:16:20,962 --> 00:16:23,364 Here. This is all you need. 491 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,184 It will change your life. Trust me. 492 00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:31,242 Did you just give away your magic jacket? 493 00:16:31,277 --> 00:16:33,244 Oh, Terry, it wasn't the jacket. 494 00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:35,414 I realize now that Chuck was in here. 495 00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:38,738 I've had another man deep inside me this whole time. 496 00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:41,019 - Welcome back, Charles. - Oh, right away? 497 00:16:41,055 --> 00:16:42,625 It was the jacket. 498 00:16:57,259 --> 00:16:59,491 Now let's see if you do know Madeline Wuntch. 499 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,647 Gotcha. 500 00:17:01,745 --> 00:17:03,583 Oh, boy. 501 00:17:04,227 --> 00:17:05,360 Hey. 502 00:17:05,396 --> 00:17:07,103 Easy. 503 00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,169 What happened? Am I okay? 504 00:17:19,803 --> 00:17:21,030 Oh, I see what happened. 505 00:17:21,065 --> 00:17:22,989 He went downstairs and killed everyone else. 506 00:17:23,024 --> 00:17:24,847 Phew. That worked out. 507 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,074 Terry. Terry. 508 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,902 Terry, are you okay? 509 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,904 I'm fine. But that dog came right at me. 510 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,018 And I have no idea why. 511 00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:53,847 It looked like you had a lot of food in your pockets. 512 00:17:53,883 --> 00:17:56,894 What? No. That's not true. 513 00:17:56,930 --> 00:17:58,596 This jacket never had any pockets. 514 00:17:58,632 --> 00:18:01,034 - This is the style. - Oh, my God. 515 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:03,255 You did think I was poisoning you. 516 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,822 I mean, you were the one who said he spent 517 00:18:04,858 --> 00:18:07,217 every day in prison dreaming of the day we'd meet again. 518 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,220 So I could prove to you I'd changed. 519 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,093 You said you put something extra in my food. 520 00:18:11,129 --> 00:18:12,182 Love. 521 00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:13,227 Well, you said it so creepy. 522 00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:15,361 Look, tone is everything, man. 523 00:18:15,397 --> 00:18:16,885 I've been talking to a cinder block wall 524 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,335 for the last ten years. 525 00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:21,651 I'm sorry if my social skills leave something to be desired. 526 00:18:21,687 --> 00:18:23,654 That is a really good explanation. 527 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,504 Everybody, the dog's leashed up out back. 528 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,722 Did anyone get hurt? 529 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,594 We're all fine, thanks to this guy. 530 00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:32,249 Tackling a pit bull without spilling your whiskey, badass. 531 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,599 Eh, it was nothing. 532 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,939 His teeth couldn't even penetrate the jacket. 533 00:18:34,975 --> 00:18:37,856 Hey, I have a spot opening in a weekly poker game. 534 00:18:37,892 --> 00:18:39,772 - You interested? - But you said I could come. 535 00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:41,775 I just think Broadway star Sutton Foster 536 00:18:41,811 --> 00:18:43,734 is gonna like the other guy a little bit better. 537 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,393 No. 538 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,308 Everybody, I am so, so sorry. 539 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,049 I don't understand how Linus got out. 540 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,442 I had him locked upstairs in my bedroom. 541 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,144 I have the key right here. 542 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,794 Wait, where's the key? 543 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,058 All right, quit joking around, guys. 544 00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,320 Who's got the key? 545 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,887 You broke into my bedroom? 546 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,236 Well, this wouldn't have been a problem if didn't have 547 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,151 a vicious guard dog that's protecting her secrets. 548 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,675 Linus is not a guard dog, and he's not vicious. 549 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,894 He was locked in my room, 550 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,200 because she gets skittish around crowds. 551 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,115 I just rescued him from a dog-fighting ring. 552 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,116 Aww. 553 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,160 Don't aww her, all right. 554 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,640 She's a liar, and I have proof. 555 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,816 Remember how she said she didn't know Madeline Wuntch? 556 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,644 Well, then explain why she has an email from her 557 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,733 dated two weeks ago, Raymond Holt. 558 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:21,957 Mm-hmm. 559 00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:24,328 Peralta, why don't you read that email aloud for everyone? 560 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,825 Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? 561 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:26,913 Wait a minute. Why would you love that? 562 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:27,783 This is gonna be bad for me, isn't it? 563 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,220 - Amy, you read it. - No. 564 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,700 - I'll do it, Jakey. - Oh, the old Charles is back. 565 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,614 "Julia, we've never spoken... 566 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,094 Mm-hmm, four words in, and it's already pretty bad for me. 567 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,922 "But your transfer to the Nine-Nine is a foolish one. 568 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,489 "They are a dysfunctional precinct commanded 569 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,838 "by a rancid old prune, Raymond Holt. 570 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,188 "But in recognition of your exemplary service, 571 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,147 I will honor your wishes. Wuntch." 572 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,323 But then why are you at the Nine-Nine? 573 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,325 - I'm here for you. - Aha! 574 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,413 Because you're my hero. 575 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,805 Oof. I am off today. 576 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,938 You overcame so much to become a captain. 577 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,311 It made me feel like I could accomplish anything. 578 00:19:54,347 --> 00:19:56,290 So when the chance came up to work with you, 579 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,422 I jumped at it. 580 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,733 But why not just tell me that? 581 00:19:58,777 --> 00:20:00,526 Because you were so down about being in uniform, 582 00:20:00,562 --> 00:20:02,401 I didn't want it to come across as pity. 583 00:20:02,437 --> 00:20:06,213 Oh, well, what a sweet and thoughtful moment, 584 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,694 which would not have been possible without my meddling. 585 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,086 How dare you try to weasel out of this 586 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,436 when the love of my life is splattered 587 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,393 all over that room. 588 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,428 The chair? 589 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:14,604 Get her name out of your mouth. 590 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,506 - Her name is the chair? - I warned you. 591 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,503 So you think things will be weird with Captain Kim? 592 00:20:19,539 --> 00:20:21,009 Nah, she's so perfect. 593 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:22,534 I'm sure she's already moved past it, 594 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:23,752 and we'll have a great year together. 595 00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,711 - Yeah. - Yeah. 596 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,756 Captain Kim asked for an immediate transfer. 597 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,845 She is no longer a part of the Nine-Nine. 598 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,282 - What? - She said that she respected 599 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,631 you all, but there was obviously 600 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:33,936 too much history here 601 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,242 and she'd always feel like an interloper. 602 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,548 Oh, man, you guys. 603 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,289 I almost feel like this is all my fault. 604 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,377 - Agreed. - What? 605 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,421 You encouraging me. 606 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,075 You kept saying, "Mm-hmm." 607 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,555 I was going through something difficult. 608 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,730 You have no excuse. 609 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:45,905 He's kind of right, Jake. 610 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,820 - What was going on there? - I don't know. 611 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,909 I guess I'm just overly paranoid 612 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,519 from everything that's happened here, you know, 613 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:53,521 with Kelly and Wuntch and Trevor and Rolf. 614 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:54,914 - Who's Rolf? - Oh, mom my dated Rolf 615 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,394 after she broke up with Trevor. 616 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:59,005 He was also a limo driver, and he also cheated on her. 617 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,964 The problem is with limo drivers. 618 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,096 - Babe, it's not. - It's not? 619 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,184 - No. - Okay, thanks. I love you. 620 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,620 Look, man, I get it. 621 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,318 There's no question we've been burned a bunch as squad. 622 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,798 But you not giving someone the benefit of the doubt 623 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,235 cost us a good captain. 624 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,759 I know. You're right. Look, I'm really sorry. 625 00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,282 But your heart was in the right place. 626 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,962 And I had to pay Captain Kim, like, $3,700 in damages. 627 00:21:17,998 --> 00:21:19,633 - You did what? - The point is, 628 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,027 everyone accepted my apology, Amy, right, Charles? 629 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,275 - You betcha, Jakey. - See? 630 00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:26,909 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com