1 00:00:07,437 --> 00:00:08,894 It's happening again. 2 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:11,329 Rosa, Rosa, Hitchcock fell asleep in the break room. 3 00:00:11,364 --> 00:00:13,117 I pranked him. I tied his shoelaces together. 4 00:00:13,153 --> 00:00:14,139 You're 38 years old, dude. 5 00:00:14,175 --> 00:00:16,067 I know, and yet my pranks still stay so fresh. 6 00:00:16,102 --> 00:00:17,068 It's incredible. 7 00:00:17,103 --> 00:00:19,137 You gotta untie his shoes before he gets hurt. 8 00:00:19,172 --> 00:00:20,806 Look, seriously? 9 00:00:20,841 --> 00:00:22,808 - Seriously. - Fine. 10 00:00:22,954 --> 00:00:24,643 But what's the worst thing that could happen? 11 00:00:25,412 --> 00:00:26,745 He's being strangled to death! 12 00:00:26,780 --> 00:00:27,813 How? 13 00:00:41,977 --> 00:00:45,977 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 14 00:00:53,105 --> 00:00:55,907 - So you still annoyed? - Yes. 15 00:00:55,942 --> 00:00:57,608 You can't keep saying "mischief managed" 16 00:00:57,643 --> 00:00:59,043 after we finish sex. 17 00:00:59,078 --> 00:01:00,091 It's what Harry Potter says 18 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:01,716 when he needs to clear the Marauder's Map. 19 00:01:01,752 --> 00:01:04,015 Obviously, I know that, but I would prefer 20 00:01:04,050 --> 00:01:06,183 to keep wizard terms out of our sex life. 21 00:01:06,218 --> 00:01:07,552 But what we're doing is magical. 22 00:01:07,587 --> 00:01:08,947 We're making a baby. 23 00:01:10,516 --> 00:01:11,563 Wait, why'd you stop the elevator? 24 00:01:11,599 --> 00:01:15,026 Look, I know you're excited, and I am too, 25 00:01:15,061 --> 00:01:16,568 but I really don't want to talk 26 00:01:16,604 --> 00:01:18,908 about us trying to get pregnant while we're at work. 27 00:01:19,026 --> 00:01:20,682 You haven't said anything to Charles, right? 28 00:01:20,718 --> 00:01:22,283 No, and it's killing me. 29 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,299 I still don't get why you can tell Rosa but I can't tell him. 30 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:25,368 Rosa's low key. 31 00:01:25,404 --> 00:01:26,437 Charles can be low key. 32 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,093 So how was everyone's weekend? 33 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,373 Oh, uh, we bought a couch. 34 00:01:29,408 --> 00:01:31,475 Hoo-hoo, tell me everything! 35 00:01:31,816 --> 00:01:33,652 Okay, fine, he can be a bit much. 36 00:01:34,537 --> 00:01:35,646 But don't worry. 37 00:01:35,681 --> 00:01:37,986 I have a plan that guarantees I'm not gonna tell him. 38 00:01:38,429 --> 00:01:39,682 I've cut him out of my life completely. 39 00:01:39,718 --> 00:01:40,818 That doesn't seem sustainable. 40 00:01:40,853 --> 00:01:42,987 Yeah, well, so far, it's working 41 00:01:43,022 --> 00:01:44,354 and it's foolproof, so... 42 00:01:44,389 --> 00:01:45,426 Morning! 43 00:01:45,624 --> 00:01:47,334 - Jake, can I talk to you for a second? - Mm-hmm. 44 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:49,026 I feel like we haven't hung out in forever. 45 00:01:49,062 --> 00:01:50,543 Oh, is that so? I didn't realize. Is that the case? 46 00:01:50,579 --> 00:01:51,895 You wanna get a drink after work tonight? 47 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:54,130 I'm dying to tell you about Genevieve's new shampoo. 48 00:01:54,165 --> 00:01:55,165 It's edible. 49 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,532 Oh, wow, that sounds so fun, 50 00:01:56,567 --> 00:01:59,869 but I actually... can't because I have plans 51 00:01:59,904 --> 00:02:02,138 with Ted Crap... It's a friend of Amy's. 52 00:02:02,173 --> 00:02:04,518 The point is, I'm unavailable for a very real reason. 53 00:02:04,554 --> 00:02:05,596 Jake! 54 00:02:05,844 --> 00:02:07,010 - Oh, my God, is that... - Boyle! 55 00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:08,178 It does sound like... 56 00:02:08,213 --> 00:02:10,647 It's me, Adrian Pimento. 57 00:02:10,683 --> 00:02:11,749 Yeah, we know. 58 00:02:11,785 --> 00:02:12,850 Hi, Adrian. How are you? 59 00:02:12,886 --> 00:02:15,048 Very bad, someone's trying to kill me. 60 00:02:15,486 --> 00:02:17,153 Before we wrap up this briefing, 61 00:02:17,188 --> 00:02:18,911 I wanted to give a few shout-outs. 62 00:02:19,324 --> 00:02:21,390 Diaz, great job on that B&E. 63 00:02:21,425 --> 00:02:24,060 You are a good cop with a great attitude. 64 00:02:24,095 --> 00:02:26,129 - I don't like this. - Santiago, when I think 65 00:02:26,164 --> 00:02:29,833 of your CompStat reports, one word comes to mind: wow. 66 00:02:29,868 --> 00:02:32,668 And that "WOW" is an acronym for "wow, oh, wow." 67 00:02:32,703 --> 00:02:34,070 - What is happening? - He's buttering us up 68 00:02:34,105 --> 00:02:36,702 before giving us some devastatingly bad news. 69 00:02:36,738 --> 00:02:38,945 My God, Jake and Charles are dead. 70 00:02:38,981 --> 00:02:40,676 Jake and Charles are not dead. 71 00:02:40,711 --> 00:02:41,878 It's worse than that. 72 00:02:41,913 --> 00:02:43,646 We have to do our annual HR seminar 73 00:02:43,681 --> 00:02:45,147 on workplace conflict tomorrow. 74 00:02:45,182 --> 00:02:46,315 What? Already? 75 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:48,083 I know. I know. 76 00:02:48,118 --> 00:02:50,486 These seminars are not exactly our favorite things. 77 00:02:50,521 --> 00:02:51,587 if I get shot 78 00:02:51,622 --> 00:02:53,055 in the line of duty, can I miss it? 79 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,189 Legally, you still have to make it up. 80 00:02:54,224 --> 00:02:55,224 Well, there goes that plan. 81 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,980 Sir, it's a seminar that's too boring for me. 82 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,112 I'm saying no to a seminar. 83 00:03:00,148 --> 00:03:02,063 Look, it's mandatory, it's not up for debate, 84 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,199 but we'll get through it 85 00:03:03,235 --> 00:03:04,832 'cause we're the best squad in the city 86 00:03:05,369 --> 00:03:07,870 with the nicest hair, the kindest eyes. 87 00:03:07,905 --> 00:03:10,071 He's buttering us up again, so more bad news is coming. 88 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:12,608 HR said they're sending a funny guy. 89 00:03:12,643 --> 00:03:14,277 No! 90 00:03:14,712 --> 00:03:17,680 All I know is, I woke up in a pool of my own blood 91 00:03:17,715 --> 00:03:20,115 next to a metal chair that had a dent in it 92 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:22,286 the same shape as my head. 93 00:03:22,322 --> 00:03:23,452 What were you doing before the attack? 94 00:03:23,487 --> 00:03:25,554 I was sitting in said metal chair watching 95 00:03:25,589 --> 00:03:27,890 the season two premiere of "The Masked Singer." 96 00:03:27,925 --> 00:03:30,860 The Egg had just gone, and I'm pretty sure I know who it is, 97 00:03:30,895 --> 00:03:31,828 Sara Gilbert. 98 00:03:31,864 --> 00:03:33,796 - That doesn't make any sense. - Are you kidding? 99 00:03:33,831 --> 00:03:35,563 You don't think I know how Darlene walks? 100 00:03:35,598 --> 00:03:36,698 No, no, no, no, I'm sure you do, 101 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:39,601 it's just "The Masked Singer" ended four months ago. 102 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,202 I still can't believe that the Bowl of Ramen 103 00:03:41,237 --> 00:03:42,270 wasn't Dikembe Mutombo. 104 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,271 Four month... no, no, no. 105 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,646 I watched this last night. 106 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,691 That doesn't make any... 107 00:03:46,843 --> 00:03:48,219 Where am I? 108 00:03:48,678 --> 00:03:50,645 - What is that table? - Calm down. 109 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,080 You're at the nine-nine, and you know what a table is. 110 00:03:53,115 --> 00:03:54,616 I don't remember coming here. How did I get here? 111 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:55,834 Oh, my God. 112 00:03:56,619 --> 00:03:58,420 Pimento has "Memento" disease. 113 00:03:58,455 --> 00:03:59,954 Your memory is resetting 114 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,849 like the guy from the movie "Memento." 115 00:04:02,525 --> 00:04:03,892 - What? - You guys never saw "Memento"? 116 00:04:03,927 --> 00:04:05,727 It's the guy with no short-term memory, 117 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:07,328 you know, Christopher Nolan's first movie. 118 00:04:07,363 --> 00:04:09,063 Is it like Dory from "Finding Dory," 119 00:04:09,098 --> 00:04:10,223 she keeps forgetting where she's swimming? 120 00:04:10,259 --> 00:04:12,667 - No, no, it's like... - Dory, yeah, yeah, yeah! 121 00:04:12,702 --> 00:04:14,569 I'm like the forgetful little fish. 122 00:04:14,604 --> 00:04:16,307 - Ah. - Oh, I mean, yeah, it's like that, 123 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:17,772 - but it's also like... - Just keep swimming! 124 00:04:17,807 --> 00:04:19,607 - That's what Dory says. - Classic Dory, Jake! 125 00:04:19,642 --> 00:04:20,909 Ugh, you guys really ruined 126 00:04:20,944 --> 00:04:22,444 the coolness of this "Memento" thing. 127 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:23,912 Also, Jake, "Following" 128 00:04:23,947 --> 00:04:25,480 is Christopher Nolan's first movie. 129 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,647 You sound like a grade A out here. 130 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:29,683 What's up, squad? 131 00:04:29,718 --> 00:04:32,920 Hope y'all like condiments because I got all the sauce. 132 00:04:32,955 --> 00:04:33,887 Huh? 133 00:04:33,922 --> 00:04:35,789 I arrested a tween shoplifter yesterday, 134 00:04:35,824 --> 00:04:38,159 and she was real cool at talking. 135 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,927 I love you, Amy, but maybe slang isn't your thing. 136 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:42,796 Whatevs. 137 00:04:42,831 --> 00:04:44,531 Check it: I got a copy 138 00:04:44,566 --> 00:04:47,080 of last year's workplace conflict presentation. 139 00:04:47,116 --> 00:04:49,837 All we have to do is study the crap out of it, 140 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:51,472 then we can answer every question 141 00:04:51,507 --> 00:04:53,941 before that tool from HR even asks it. 142 00:04:54,176 --> 00:04:55,376 We'll be done in no time. 143 00:04:55,411 --> 00:04:57,778 So your solution for getting us out of the boring seminar 144 00:04:57,813 --> 00:04:59,947 is having us memorize the boring seminar. 145 00:04:59,982 --> 00:05:00,971 Exactly. 146 00:05:01,007 --> 00:05:02,537 It's genius, and it's fun. 147 00:05:02,674 --> 00:05:04,302 I love committing things to memory. 148 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,857 Yeah, I'm out. I don't do homework. 149 00:05:05,893 --> 00:05:07,221 You do now. 150 00:05:07,256 --> 00:05:09,957 - Get busy, ya flope. - Flope? 151 00:05:09,992 --> 00:05:12,125 It means loser, okay? It's new slang. 152 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,428 People are saying it! The tween said so! 153 00:05:14,563 --> 00:05:15,996 It just doesn't make any sense. 154 00:05:16,031 --> 00:05:18,465 I mean, you love "The Dark Knight," you love "Inception," 155 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,367 and you haven't even seen "Memento"? 156 00:05:20,402 --> 00:05:21,702 Jake, I don't know what to tell ya. 157 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,236 I spend a lot of time in jungles, you know. 158 00:05:23,271 --> 00:05:24,972 They don't exactly get movies like that. 159 00:05:25,007 --> 00:05:27,173 It's usually big blockbusters like "Finding Dory." 160 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:28,809 486 million domestic. 161 00:05:28,844 --> 00:05:31,144 When you factor in international, 1.2 billion. 162 00:05:31,179 --> 00:05:33,580 Look, Adrian, we don't have a ton to go off on here. 163 00:05:33,615 --> 00:05:34,748 What else has been going on in your life? 164 00:05:34,783 --> 00:05:35,816 Normal stuff. 165 00:05:35,851 --> 00:05:37,317 Ooh, I got hired as a PI 166 00:05:37,352 --> 00:05:39,085 by the Countess Luann from "Real Housewives." 167 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,022 I ended up sleeping with her in a tiny hotel Jacuzzi. 168 00:05:42,057 --> 00:05:43,824 I also microwaved a watermelon 169 00:05:43,859 --> 00:05:45,023 just to see if it would explode. 170 00:05:45,059 --> 00:05:46,659 Okay, this is immediately unhelpful, 171 00:05:46,695 --> 00:05:49,362 but did the watermelon explode? 172 00:05:49,397 --> 00:05:50,931 It just cracked and got hot. 173 00:05:50,966 --> 00:05:52,488 - Oh. - Total bust. 174 00:05:52,524 --> 00:05:53,667 Hey, maybe one of your PI cases 175 00:05:53,702 --> 00:05:54,567 is the reason you got attacked. 176 00:05:54,602 --> 00:05:56,669 I thought of that too, but I doubt it. 177 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,005 You know, they're all the same, kinda boring. 178 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,508 It's some redheaded lady wants me to hack her husband's phone 179 00:06:02,543 --> 00:06:05,611 to see if he's cheating with a spin instructor named Kendra. 180 00:06:05,646 --> 00:06:06,631 It seems a little specific 181 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,247 that they would all be like that, but okay. 182 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:10,488 Where is that coming from? 183 00:06:10,524 --> 00:06:12,117 Oh, my God, there's a bomb in my chest! 184 00:06:12,152 --> 00:06:13,786 - What? - They put a bomb in my chest! 185 00:06:13,821 --> 00:06:15,220 What do we do? 186 00:06:17,825 --> 00:06:19,559 Wait a second, the sound's coming from my little watch. 187 00:06:20,895 --> 00:06:22,562 You just assumed there was a bomb inside you? 188 00:06:22,597 --> 00:06:25,629 It says, "Take pill, right jacket Po"... 189 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:28,788 I've never seen these before in my life. 190 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:31,403 This was filled three days ago. 191 00:06:31,438 --> 00:06:34,405 This doctor must be treating you for your... 192 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,207 "Finding Dory" Disease, 193 00:06:36,242 --> 00:06:38,376 that's what most people call anterograde amnesia. 194 00:06:38,411 --> 00:06:39,744 Just keep swimming. 195 00:06:39,779 --> 00:06:41,580 Exactly, that's what I tell my patients, 196 00:06:41,615 --> 00:06:42,714 just keep swimming. 197 00:06:42,749 --> 00:06:44,883 So what do you think caused Pimento's memory loss? 198 00:06:44,918 --> 00:06:46,885 Probably years of repeated head trauma. 199 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,666 I've been working as a neurologist 200 00:06:48,702 --> 00:06:51,990 for over two decades, and I have never seen a patient 201 00:06:52,025 --> 00:06:53,792 with more traumatic head injuries. 202 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:54,960 Well, doesn't look so bad. 203 00:06:54,995 --> 00:06:57,217 - The red is the good parts. - Oh, my God. 204 00:06:57,358 --> 00:06:58,597 Oh, I guess it does make sense. 205 00:06:58,632 --> 00:06:59,831 Pimento lives pretty hard. 206 00:06:59,939 --> 00:07:01,099 I locked my keys in the car again. 207 00:07:01,134 --> 00:07:02,767 I guess I'll have to smash the window. 208 00:07:02,802 --> 00:07:04,395 Actually, I got a hammer in my car. 209 00:07:06,339 --> 00:07:07,472 Come on, everybody knows 210 00:07:07,507 --> 00:07:09,240 the skull is the hammer of the body. 211 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:10,575 Yeah, that's not true. 212 00:07:10,610 --> 00:07:11,775 What? Really? 213 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:13,944 Okay, well, then this is on me. 214 00:07:13,979 --> 00:07:15,779 Look, this morning, Pimento was screaming 215 00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:17,081 about someone trying to kill him. 216 00:07:17,116 --> 00:07:18,485 Has he said anything like that to you? 217 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,684 He has, but I've seen him every day for weeks, 218 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,481 and I haven't noticed any new injuries, 219 00:07:22,517 --> 00:07:25,523 but the medication he's on may be making him paranoid. 220 00:07:25,558 --> 00:07:26,824 Really? Because he doesn't... 221 00:07:26,859 --> 00:07:28,759 There's a bomb in my chest! 222 00:07:29,962 --> 00:07:31,397 Right, he does keep doing that. 223 00:07:32,898 --> 00:07:33,864 Hey, it was nice of you 224 00:07:33,899 --> 00:07:35,433 to let Pimento crash at your place last night. 225 00:07:35,468 --> 00:07:36,434 How'd it go? 226 00:07:36,469 --> 00:07:37,468 Oh, well, he gave Nikolaj 227 00:07:37,503 --> 00:07:38,536 a haircut while he was asleep, 228 00:07:38,571 --> 00:07:41,339 but no weird memory stuff, so all in all, major win. 229 00:07:41,374 --> 00:07:43,141 Great, so it sounds like he might be getting better. 230 00:07:43,176 --> 00:07:44,942 Ah, someone's trying to kill me! 231 00:07:44,978 --> 00:07:46,101 Oh, boy, here we go again. 232 00:07:46,137 --> 00:07:48,425 - Ah, gah! - Pimento, Pimento, Pimento! 233 00:07:48,814 --> 00:07:50,480 Don't worry. Everything's okay. 234 00:07:50,515 --> 00:07:51,682 You've had some brain trauma, 235 00:07:51,717 --> 00:07:52,950 and it caused you to lose your memory. 236 00:07:52,985 --> 00:07:54,217 You're scared that you're in danger, 237 00:07:54,252 --> 00:07:56,887 but there is no evidence that anyone is trying to kill you. 238 00:07:56,922 --> 00:07:58,288 - You're safe. - Wait, wait, really? 239 00:07:58,323 --> 00:08:00,289 Whew, okay. 240 00:08:00,324 --> 00:08:01,524 Thank you. 241 00:08:01,559 --> 00:08:03,292 I was really worried, you know, 'cause of this gunshot wound. 242 00:08:03,327 --> 00:08:05,128 Oh, my God, someone's trying to kill you! 243 00:08:05,163 --> 00:08:07,730 What? You just told me that wasn't the case! 244 00:08:09,434 --> 00:08:10,535 So there I am, naked, 245 00:08:10,571 --> 00:08:11,929 still holding the hedge trimmers 246 00:08:11,965 --> 00:08:14,633 when the chauffeur walks in and I say, 247 00:08:14,868 --> 00:08:16,000 "Guess you caught me red-handed." 248 00:08:16,035 --> 00:08:17,969 - Because of the blood? - Yeah, because of the blood! 249 00:08:18,004 --> 00:08:18,970 See, you get it. 250 00:08:20,474 --> 00:08:21,973 The bullet went through your friend's shoulder. 251 00:08:22,008 --> 00:08:24,476 He should be fine, although he does keep asking me 252 00:08:24,511 --> 00:08:26,010 if we do the "Face/Off" surgery here. 253 00:08:26,153 --> 00:08:27,920 And what'd you tell him? 254 00:08:28,146 --> 00:08:29,179 That we don't. 255 00:08:29,215 --> 00:08:30,248 Right. 256 00:08:31,652 --> 00:08:33,351 - She's hiding something. - Obviously. 257 00:08:33,386 --> 00:08:35,820 Okay, Adrian, there's very little evidence to go on, 258 00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:37,889 so we should take a look at your PI case files. 259 00:08:37,924 --> 00:08:38,957 Don't have any. 260 00:08:38,992 --> 00:08:41,226 Keep everything right up here in the old steel... 261 00:08:41,261 --> 00:08:42,293 Where am I? 262 00:08:42,328 --> 00:08:43,609 What is this bed? 263 00:08:43,645 --> 00:08:44,693 And his memory's resetting. 264 00:08:44,729 --> 00:08:46,093 All right, Adrian, someone's trying to kill you. 265 00:08:46,129 --> 00:08:47,465 - Uh-huh. - You have a memory disorder... 266 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,367 - That makes sense. - Like in the movie "Memento." 267 00:08:49,402 --> 00:08:51,369 - I haven't seen that! - It's like "Finding Dory." 268 00:08:51,404 --> 00:08:52,904 Oh, now I know exactly what's going on. 269 00:08:52,939 --> 00:08:53,972 Thank you, Charles. 270 00:08:54,007 --> 00:08:55,206 Okay, let's get you dressed 271 00:08:55,241 --> 00:08:56,507 and back to the precinct where it's safe. 272 00:08:56,542 --> 00:08:57,555 Okay. 273 00:08:57,911 --> 00:08:59,377 Oh, Adrian, the back of your gown's open. 274 00:08:59,412 --> 00:09:01,179 - Don't peek at my tushy. - I'm not. 275 00:09:01,214 --> 00:09:03,748 Wait, since when is your back covered in tattoos? 276 00:09:03,783 --> 00:09:04,849 It's not, 277 00:09:04,884 --> 00:09:07,128 otherwise I couldn't get buried in a Jewish cemetery. 278 00:09:07,164 --> 00:09:08,363 - Are you Jewish? - Not yet. 279 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:10,801 Ooh, I should ask that nurse if they've got a mohel on staff. 280 00:09:10,837 --> 00:09:12,422 Wait, maybe you've been getting tattoos 281 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:14,092 to help you remember things, like the guy in "Memento." 282 00:09:14,127 --> 00:09:15,426 Again, haven't seen it. 283 00:09:15,461 --> 00:09:17,195 No, the tattoos could be clues 284 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:18,283 that you're leaving for yourself. 285 00:09:18,319 --> 00:09:19,385 Here, we'll step out. 286 00:09:19,421 --> 00:09:21,232 You get undressed and write down everything you see, 287 00:09:21,267 --> 00:09:23,401 - and you're fully naked. - Hey-oh! 288 00:09:23,436 --> 00:09:25,202 All right, well, I guess we're looking at 'em together. 289 00:09:25,237 --> 00:09:26,236 Hello, squad. 290 00:09:26,271 --> 00:09:27,838 My name is Brad Portenberg, 291 00:09:27,873 --> 00:09:30,871 and today I'm gonna teach you about workplace conflict. 292 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:34,544 So I brought along someone who's an expert in conflict: 293 00:09:35,113 --> 00:09:36,513 my ex-wife. 294 00:09:38,217 --> 00:09:39,350 Just kidding. 295 00:09:39,385 --> 00:09:40,783 She lives in Vermont with our kids. 296 00:09:40,819 --> 00:09:43,354 So can anyone tell me what a stereotype is? 297 00:09:43,389 --> 00:09:45,088 The Irish are potato-eating drunks. 298 00:09:45,123 --> 00:09:46,457 - And the gays... - No, no, no, 299 00:09:46,492 --> 00:09:48,726 what does the word "stereotype" mean? 300 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:50,394 - Uh... - I got this, fellas. 301 00:09:50,429 --> 00:09:52,095 It's a preconceived, often prejudiced notion 302 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:53,331 about a group of people. 303 00:09:53,366 --> 00:09:55,599 Great, and can anyone tell me what a protected class is? 304 00:09:55,634 --> 00:09:57,568 A group of people with a common characteristic 305 00:09:57,603 --> 00:09:59,603 that is legally protected from employment discrimination. 306 00:09:59,638 --> 00:10:01,155 And how many protected classes are there? 307 00:10:01,191 --> 00:10:02,592 - 20. - Wow. 308 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,767 It seems like I have myself a star pupil. 309 00:10:04,803 --> 00:10:06,577 Honey, you have no idea. 310 00:10:06,812 --> 00:10:09,112 "Extra ranch, no tomato, no cilantro." 311 00:10:09,147 --> 00:10:10,614 These are just a list of modifications 312 00:10:10,649 --> 00:10:12,529 on a signature salad from Panera. 313 00:10:12,565 --> 00:10:14,884 Okay, this one says, "Buy toilet paper" 314 00:10:14,919 --> 00:10:17,220 in a truly gigantic font. 315 00:10:17,255 --> 00:10:18,588 I hate to think of the horrific event 316 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:20,390 that led to a reminder of this size. 317 00:10:20,425 --> 00:10:23,960 This says your bank account number is 432211378, 318 00:10:23,995 --> 00:10:25,261 then just under that, 319 00:10:25,296 --> 00:10:26,929 "Someone saw this and stole your money." 320 00:10:26,964 --> 00:10:28,297 - Aw. - Ew. 321 00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:30,132 This just says, "Don't trust your D." 322 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:32,001 Okay, well, that's good advice. 323 00:10:32,036 --> 00:10:33,503 My D does get me in a lot of trouble. 324 00:10:33,538 --> 00:10:35,304 Are you sure that's what the D stands for? 325 00:10:35,339 --> 00:10:36,439 Oh, it's for sure my dong. 326 00:10:36,474 --> 00:10:39,843 It could tell some stories: Costa Rica in '98, Nam. 327 00:10:39,878 --> 00:10:41,344 It's coming up. 328 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,979 Oh, no, there's a bomb in my chest! 329 00:10:43,014 --> 00:10:44,080 Save yourselves! 330 00:10:44,115 --> 00:10:45,982 No, no, no, no, it's just your little watch, okay? 331 00:10:46,017 --> 00:10:47,417 Means it's time for you to take your pills. 332 00:10:47,452 --> 00:10:48,852 You keep them in your right coat pocket. 333 00:10:48,887 --> 00:10:50,830 Oh, okay. 334 00:10:51,222 --> 00:10:52,489 - Where's my coat? - It's down in my car. 335 00:10:52,524 --> 00:10:54,156 Ah, I'll go get it. You stay here. 336 00:10:54,191 --> 00:10:55,324 No, no, no, your penis is out. 337 00:10:55,359 --> 00:10:56,752 - I'll go. - Okay. 338 00:10:57,361 --> 00:11:00,294 Whew, boy, I love that little guy, right? 339 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:01,329 Yeah. 340 00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:03,932 Oh, my phone's ringing. Gotta grab it. 341 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,166 - It's Amy. - Aw, Ames! 342 00:11:05,201 --> 00:11:06,201 Put her on FaceTime. 343 00:11:06,236 --> 00:11:07,836 Wha? No. 344 00:11:07,871 --> 00:11:09,938 - Come on! - Hey, what's going on? 345 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,540 Hey, just checking in. 346 00:11:11,575 --> 00:11:13,174 How's it going with Charles? 347 00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:14,943 I know how hard this is for you. 348 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,011 Have you told him anything? 349 00:11:16,046 --> 00:11:17,178 Nope, we're still all good. 350 00:11:17,213 --> 00:11:18,313 He has no idea that we are 351 00:11:18,348 --> 00:11:20,549 growing a Whomping Willow in your Chamber of Secrets. 352 00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:22,518 Well, I have to get back to the seminar. 353 00:11:22,553 --> 00:11:24,286 Also, you've ruined sex forever. 354 00:11:24,321 --> 00:11:25,320 Yep, I heard it. 355 00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:26,321 I don't know why I keep doing it. 356 00:11:26,356 --> 00:11:27,580 I love you. Bye. 357 00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:29,240 What was all that about? 358 00:11:29,276 --> 00:11:30,992 Oh, I actually really can't tell you. 359 00:11:31,027 --> 00:11:32,528 No, wait a minute, you're the only person 360 00:11:32,563 --> 00:11:33,862 that I can tell because your brain's broken. 361 00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:35,230 Anything I say, you'll just forget. 362 00:11:35,265 --> 00:11:36,799 Well, I guess that's true. Give it to me. 363 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,166 Amy and I are trying to have a baby. 364 00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:41,169 What? Jake, that's wonderful. 365 00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:42,237 Come on, bring it in. 366 00:11:42,272 --> 00:11:44,205 I'd rather not, but it still feels really nice 367 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,541 to talk to someone about it finally. 368 00:11:45,576 --> 00:11:47,543 But I'm gonna be a dad. It's so crazy. 369 00:11:47,578 --> 00:11:49,209 Hey, don't mention this around Charles. 370 00:11:49,244 --> 00:11:51,211 Where am I? 371 00:11:51,246 --> 00:11:52,347 Oh, perfect. 372 00:11:52,582 --> 00:11:54,882 Listen, Denise, I felt personally attacked 373 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:57,184 when you included sesame bagels at the bagel brunch 374 00:11:57,219 --> 00:11:58,553 knowing full well I'm allergic. 375 00:11:58,588 --> 00:11:59,754 I developed a rash. 376 00:11:59,789 --> 00:12:00,678 Says you, Ainsley. 377 00:12:00,714 --> 00:12:02,857 I believe food allergies are a hoax. 378 00:12:02,892 --> 00:12:05,827 Perhaps your rash is from all that makeup you wear. 379 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:09,430 This is an office, not some downtown dancery. 380 00:12:09,465 --> 00:12:10,565 Okay, great. 381 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,400 Now, in this roleplay, who can tell me what went wrong? 382 00:12:13,435 --> 00:12:15,202 Denise should have made reasonable accommodations 383 00:12:15,237 --> 00:12:16,571 given Ainsley's medical issue. 384 00:12:16,606 --> 00:12:18,506 Ainsley unnecessarily heightened the conflict 385 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:20,441 by assuming that Denise had a personal vendetta, 386 00:12:20,476 --> 00:12:21,442 and Denise shouldn't have responded 387 00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:23,611 to Ainsley's complaint with an ad hominem attack. 388 00:12:23,646 --> 00:12:25,179 - My thoughts exactly. - I concur. 389 00:12:25,214 --> 00:12:26,448 - Yep. - Wow. 390 00:12:27,149 --> 00:12:28,660 I'm really disappointed... 391 00:12:29,258 --> 00:12:31,218 that I have nothing to correct you on. 392 00:12:31,253 --> 00:12:32,687 That was amazing. 393 00:12:32,722 --> 00:12:34,388 I have never had a group finish 394 00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:36,523 this entire seminar that quickly before. 395 00:12:36,558 --> 00:12:38,792 It reminds me of a really funny joke about... 396 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,094 Ha, ha, I'm laughing already. 397 00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:41,962 Great seminar, sad it's over, 398 00:12:41,997 --> 00:12:43,230 but it is, so see ya. 399 00:12:43,265 --> 00:12:44,798 Actually, I have good news. 400 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,700 State law requires that this seminar 401 00:12:46,735 --> 00:12:48,302 be no less than six hours, 402 00:12:48,337 --> 00:12:50,270 so I guess we'll spend the next two hours 403 00:12:50,305 --> 00:12:51,938 diving into specific conflicts 404 00:12:51,973 --> 00:12:54,141 about this workplace and solving them. 405 00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:55,248 But we beat you. 406 00:12:55,677 --> 00:12:56,943 We beat you with study. 407 00:12:56,978 --> 00:12:58,745 Brad, my funny friend, 408 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:00,247 we don't need this training. 409 00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:01,948 We don't have any workplace conflicts. 410 00:13:01,983 --> 00:13:05,219 Oh, there's always conflict somewhere. 411 00:13:05,254 --> 00:13:08,955 Now, it could be something small, like a pet peeve, or... 412 00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:11,625 Hitchcock slept with my wife, Kelly, in 1988! 413 00:13:12,216 --> 00:13:15,359 So Kelly was his wife, not his dog. 414 00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:18,732 Hey, before Charles gets back, 415 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,266 there's a few more secrets I want to say out loud to someone 416 00:13:20,301 --> 00:13:21,300 who will immediately forget them. 417 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:22,335 - Give 'em to me. - In 11th grade, 418 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,638 I told everyone I was going to a Megadeth concert, 419 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,639 but it was actually Melissa Etheridge, and I loved it. 420 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,614 Also, one time, I ate a dog biscuit 421 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:29,750 just to see what it tasted like. 422 00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:31,144 I get it. They're delicious. 423 00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:32,311 They're not bad. 424 00:13:32,346 --> 00:13:33,380 Oh, here comes Charles. 425 00:13:33,615 --> 00:13:34,981 Hey, man, did you get Pimento's meds? 426 00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:36,650 - Sure did. - Aw, thanks, Chuck. 427 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:39,819 See, this is gonna make me feel a lot better. 428 00:13:39,854 --> 00:13:41,988 I grabbed you a water from the hospital to wash 'em down. 429 00:13:42,023 --> 00:13:43,623 Aw, thanks, Jake. 430 00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:45,250 You're gonna make a good dad. 431 00:13:45,286 --> 00:13:47,326 I'm so glad you and Amy are taking that step. 432 00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:49,122 What? How did you... 433 00:13:49,158 --> 00:13:50,830 What about your memory reset? 434 00:13:50,865 --> 00:13:52,599 You and Amy are trying to have a baby 435 00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:54,166 and you told Pimento and not me? 436 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,969 They've got a Panera here? 437 00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,439 Okay, I love their salads exactly as they come. 438 00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:01,607 Actually, you don't. 439 00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:02,728 Thanks, Jakey. 440 00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:04,829 See, you're gonna make a great dad. 441 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,778 Stop saying that! 442 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,264 Hey. 443 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,665 So you wanna talk about what happened before? 444 00:14:11,701 --> 00:14:12,925 You mean the "you telling Pimento and not me 445 00:14:12,961 --> 00:14:14,238 that you're trying to make a baby" thing? 446 00:14:15,566 --> 00:14:17,071 No, no, I'm totally fine. 447 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,409 Hey, coffee guy, how would you like be godfather to my son? 448 00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:22,110 Because a position just opened up. 449 00:14:22,145 --> 00:14:24,119 Okay, we're talking about this. 450 00:14:24,299 --> 00:14:26,114 Look, you're being unfair. 451 00:14:26,149 --> 00:14:27,282 There's some things in my life with Amy 452 00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:28,369 that are just between her and me, 453 00:14:28,405 --> 00:14:29,766 and I need you to be okay with that. 454 00:14:29,879 --> 00:14:31,078 Fine. 455 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:32,914 You're right. I get it. 456 00:14:33,256 --> 00:14:34,790 I mean, it's not like you told anyone else. 457 00:14:34,825 --> 00:14:35,969 Right. 458 00:14:36,927 --> 00:14:38,074 I mean... 459 00:14:39,596 --> 00:14:40,629 We told Rosa. 460 00:14:40,664 --> 00:14:42,196 Rosa, that dud? 461 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:43,453 Oh, why her and not me? 462 00:14:43,489 --> 00:14:45,033 Sometimes you can be a little much. 463 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:47,436 A little much? A little much! 464 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,102 Yes, a little much. 465 00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:51,897 Well, maybe, Jake, I have "Finding Dory" Disease too 466 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,040 because right now, 467 00:14:53,075 --> 00:14:55,208 I can't remember why we ever were friends! 468 00:14:55,243 --> 00:14:57,377 Okay, see, once again, that was a little over the top. 469 00:14:57,412 --> 00:15:01,482 Excuse me, my godson's dad, the crazy guy just ran away. 470 00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:02,950 Oh, my God, he's gone. 471 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,752 - Pimento is gone. - Just like our friendship! 472 00:15:04,787 --> 00:15:05,689 Come on, Charles. 473 00:15:05,725 --> 00:15:07,387 Well, I've got a bean to boil too. 474 00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:10,624 Santiago always tries to finish my sentences 475 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:11,992 and frequently gets it wrong. 476 00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:14,061 I do not, and I am not wrong. 477 00:15:14,096 --> 00:15:16,330 - You do it all the... - Time? 478 00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:19,358 No, I was going to say, "All the day long." 479 00:15:19,394 --> 00:15:20,601 See? Frequently wrong. 480 00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:23,603 I dogsat for Scully, and he never thanked me. 481 00:15:23,873 --> 00:15:24,972 Kelly was a real handful. 482 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,340 Wait, I'm confused again. 483 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,442 - Kelly was a dog? - There were two Kellys. 484 00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:31,011 You'd know that if you'd ever listened to my podcast. 485 00:15:31,046 --> 00:15:32,145 Okay, dude, just relax. 486 00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:33,280 Don't tell us to relax 487 00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:35,516 just because you're too nice to have any pet peeves. 488 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:36,817 Oh, Terry's got peeves. 489 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,453 Terry hates the way you always make mouth noises when you eat. 490 00:15:39,488 --> 00:15:41,921 Nom, nom, I'm Rosa. I'm eating a croissant. 491 00:15:41,957 --> 00:15:42,956 Nom, nom. 492 00:15:42,991 --> 00:15:44,591 How's this for a mouth noise? You suck. 493 00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:45,658 No, you suck! 494 00:15:45,693 --> 00:15:47,360 As do you, as do you and you! 495 00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:49,629 Oh, yeah? Well, you're all a bunch of flopes. 496 00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:51,130 - Flopes? - This is the flope right here. 497 00:15:54,468 --> 00:15:55,486 Okay, all right. 498 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,538 Okay, guys, that is our six hours. 499 00:15:58,573 --> 00:16:00,272 The seminar is over. 500 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,108 I'm really proud of you guys, 501 00:16:02,143 --> 00:16:04,274 lots of good progress here today. 502 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:05,343 You're welcome. 503 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:08,145 I'm Detective Boyle. This is my partner, Jake. 504 00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:10,784 You probably think it's weird that I said partner and not friend. 505 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,885 - Not at all. - Well, the point is 506 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,720 that we're strictly colleagues. 507 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:14,888 Have you seen this man? 508 00:16:15,211 --> 00:16:17,557 Yeah, he was here a few hours ago for a new tattoo. 509 00:16:17,592 --> 00:16:18,549 It was supposed to say, 510 00:16:18,585 --> 00:16:19,692 "Jake and Amy are trying to have a baby." 511 00:16:19,727 --> 00:16:21,394 - Seriously? - Aw. 512 00:16:21,429 --> 00:16:22,704 Wait a minute, what do you mean "supposed to"? 513 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,130 He jumped out of the chair before I could finish, 514 00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:25,565 second time it's happened. 515 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,600 First time, he left with a tat that said, "Don't trust your D." 516 00:16:27,635 --> 00:16:29,335 - That wasn't the whole tattoo? - No. 517 00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:31,058 He wanted it to say, "Don't trust your doctor." 518 00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:32,401 Oh, my God. 519 00:16:32,761 --> 00:16:34,907 Pimento's doctor is trying to kill him. 520 00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:36,375 He must have remembered something 521 00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:37,309 when he stopped taking his pills. 522 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,796 The pills are what's messing with his memory. 523 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,346 We have to find him before his doctor does. 524 00:16:40,381 --> 00:16:41,914 - Oh, I know where he's going. - You do? Where? 525 00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:43,015 Said he's going to his doctor. 526 00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:44,057 Oh. 527 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:46,542 Thanks. 528 00:16:47,955 --> 00:16:50,256 Detectives, good to see you again. 529 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:52,158 Oh, I see, the villain playing it cool 530 00:16:52,193 --> 00:16:53,725 when confronted by the good guys, 531 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,195 just like Javier Bardem in "No Country for Old Men." 532 00:16:58,132 --> 00:16:59,831 Do you guys only watch kids' movies? 533 00:16:59,866 --> 00:17:03,536 Whatever you're insinuating, I assure you, you're incorrect. 534 00:17:03,571 --> 00:17:05,184 Cut the crap, Doc. We know everything. 535 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:07,206 That's right, your wife hired Pimento as a PI 536 00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:08,740 to find out if you were cheating on her 537 00:17:08,775 --> 00:17:11,043 with your spin class instructor, Kendra. 538 00:17:11,078 --> 00:17:12,078 And you were, 539 00:17:12,113 --> 00:17:14,180 so you silenced Pimento before he could tell her 540 00:17:14,215 --> 00:17:15,614 by drugging him to ruin his memory. 541 00:17:15,649 --> 00:17:17,348 - Now where is he? - I haven't see him. 542 00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:19,284 Oh, please, you're making this way too easy. 543 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:20,719 You clearly just glanced at this door. 544 00:17:20,754 --> 00:17:22,087 Don't. He's not in there. 545 00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:24,056 Oh, really? Because I'm pretty sure that he... 546 00:17:24,091 --> 00:17:25,223 isn't. 547 00:17:25,258 --> 00:17:26,191 But he clearly was. 548 00:17:26,226 --> 00:17:28,126 Jake, help! 549 00:17:28,161 --> 00:17:29,238 Pimento. 550 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,932 Got him. 551 00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:35,100 Help! 552 00:17:35,135 --> 00:17:36,445 Jake, what's happening? 553 00:17:36,481 --> 00:17:37,468 What is this ledge? 554 00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:39,137 You must have tried to escape out the window 555 00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:40,606 and then your memory reset. 556 00:17:40,641 --> 00:17:41,907 What? I don't understand. 557 00:17:41,942 --> 00:17:43,274 Why would my memory reset? 558 00:17:43,309 --> 00:17:44,984 It's just like the film... 559 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:48,333 "Finding Dory." 560 00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:50,281 - Huh? - "Finding Dory." 561 00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:51,282 Ah, say no more! 562 00:17:51,317 --> 00:17:53,085 I completely understand! 563 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,653 Just stay where you are. I'm gonna come get you. 564 00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:55,654 Okay. 565 00:17:55,989 --> 00:17:57,288 Should I go over here? 566 00:17:57,323 --> 00:17:58,590 No, why would you go over there? 567 00:17:58,625 --> 00:17:59,757 I don't know! 568 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,493 I just woke up out here! 569 00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:02,473 Just stay still! 570 00:18:02,509 --> 00:18:04,162 Ah, I don't know what to do! 571 00:18:04,197 --> 00:18:06,498 Okay, all right. Here I come. 572 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:07,537 Here I come. 573 00:18:07,573 --> 00:18:09,066 Uh, I'm scared of heights, Jake. 574 00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:11,444 Yeah, so am I, Adrian. 575 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,725 This might not be the time to tell you, 576 00:18:12,761 --> 00:18:15,353 but both my parents died falling out of lighthouses, 577 00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:16,734 separate incidents. 578 00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:18,009 Oh, man, I have so many questions, 579 00:18:18,044 --> 00:18:19,977 but for now, just follow my lead, okay? 580 00:18:20,012 --> 00:18:22,113 - Okay. - Take small little baby steps, 581 00:18:22,148 --> 00:18:23,248 like this. 582 00:18:25,222 --> 00:18:26,254 You're not moving! 583 00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:27,290 I'm not? 584 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,240 Oh, uh-oh. 585 00:18:29,945 --> 00:18:31,154 This is bad. 586 00:18:32,384 --> 00:18:34,055 Huh, I'm really scared, Jake. 587 00:18:34,091 --> 00:18:35,862 - I'm really scared. - Yeah, I know, 588 00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:38,850 just try and look at one thing and focus only on that 589 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,384 until I can get Charles out here to help. 590 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:41,486 Okay, okay. 591 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,955 Ooh, there's a juicy old person butt in that window. 592 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,023 Why's it gotta be juicy and old? 593 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,956 I don't know, but I'm grateful for it. 594 00:18:47,992 --> 00:18:49,683 All right, just lock in on that. 595 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,896 Hey, Charles, I know you're still mad at me 596 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,430 for not telling you Amy and I are trying, 597 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,598 but I could really use your help. 598 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,966 That's not all I'm mad about, Jake. 599 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,901 I'm upset because you keep blowing me off. 600 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,769 We haven't hung out in weeks. 601 00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:01,305 We don't talk on the phone anymore. 602 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,707 I can't remember the last time we painted pottery together. 603 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,610 Sorry, I know this isn't the time to talk about this. 604 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:07,911 No, no, no, keep going. 605 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,113 It's helping to distract me from the fact 606 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,780 that I could fall and instantly die. 607 00:19:10,815 --> 00:19:12,782 Oh, no, from this height, it wouldn't be instant. 608 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:15,152 When you hit the ground, your ribs would shatter, 609 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,486 puncturing your lungs. 610 00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:19,923 You'd start to drown on your own blood, gurgling and... 611 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,125 Okay, Adrian, I'm being distracted 612 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,292 by Charles right now, thank you. 613 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,327 Okay. 614 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:24,428 Here, take... take my hand. 615 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,795 I can guide you guys back. 616 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,131 Come on, we're a chain. Here we go. 617 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,065 - Just keep swimming. - Oh, just keep swimming. 618 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,433 - Just keep swimming. - Oh, say it, Jake. 619 00:19:32,836 --> 00:19:33,802 Just keep swimming. 620 00:19:33,837 --> 00:19:35,103 - Good. - Oh! 621 00:19:35,138 --> 00:19:36,104 Hey, just so you know, 622 00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:37,640 the only reason that I've been avoiding you 623 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:39,008 is because I really wanted to tell you 624 00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:39,909 what me and Amy have been up to, 625 00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:41,476 and I knew the second that I saw you, 626 00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:42,477 I would just blurt it out. 627 00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:43,812 I always tell you everything. 628 00:19:43,847 --> 00:19:45,447 I hated not being able to say anything. 629 00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:46,815 Aw, that's so sweet. 630 00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:49,818 Your love for each other is really wonderful. 631 00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:51,359 Let's hug. Let's all hug. 632 00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:52,655 Oh, no, no, no, we're still on the ledge! 633 00:19:59,997 --> 00:20:02,364 Okay, this sucks. 634 00:20:02,399 --> 00:20:05,167 We never fight, and then stupid Brad comes in 635 00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:06,669 and turns us all against each other 636 00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:08,270 and now we're acting like a bunch of kids. 637 00:20:08,305 --> 00:20:09,337 Not all kids. 638 00:20:09,372 --> 00:20:10,505 My girls never act like this. 639 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:11,707 We may be arguing, 640 00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:13,232 but we're all thinking the same thing: 641 00:20:13,877 --> 00:20:15,143 Terry talks about his children too much. 642 00:20:15,178 --> 00:20:17,046 Do I really? You all think that? 643 00:20:17,081 --> 00:20:18,681 Keep a lid on the box, Pandora. 644 00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:19,682 You won't like what's inside. 645 00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:20,950 Everybody, shut up. 646 00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,684 You're all acting like a bunch of Ramonas. 647 00:20:22,719 --> 00:20:24,352 - Ramona? - Yeah, she hated the smell 648 00:20:24,387 --> 00:20:26,621 of her coworker's holiday candle, so she threw it out. 649 00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:28,190 It was in that thing that you made us memorize. 650 00:20:28,405 --> 00:20:29,622 You memorized it? 651 00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:31,859 But you said it was homework and you don't do homework. 652 00:20:31,894 --> 00:20:33,695 Yeah, well, you said to read it, so I read it. 653 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,363 We're a team, ya flope. 654 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,744 - It's catching on. - Eh, I mean... 655 00:20:39,169 --> 00:20:40,940 Hey, guys, it's me, Adrian Pimento. 656 00:20:40,976 --> 00:20:43,205 Hey, Pimento, how's it going, bud? 657 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,973 Pretty good, I know where I am, 658 00:20:45,008 --> 00:20:47,909 and I know what a table is, so everything's going great. 659 00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:50,044 Pretty low bar for greatness, but all right. 660 00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:52,180 Hey, how's it been since you stopped taking those pills? 661 00:20:52,215 --> 00:20:55,042 Well, thankfully, my full memory has come back, 662 00:20:55,512 --> 00:20:57,109 even the things that haunt me. 663 00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,764 Hey, Jake, I saw that movie you keep talking about. 664 00:21:09,799 --> 00:21:12,267 You watched "Memento"? And what'd you think? 665 00:21:12,302 --> 00:21:13,253 It's okay. 666 00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:26,599 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com