1 00:00:11,865 --> 00:00:12,872 Oh, hey, Jake. 2 00:00:12,907 --> 00:00:14,575 What's... what's the deal with the office today? 3 00:00:14,610 --> 00:00:16,142 It... it feels crazy. 4 00:00:16,177 --> 00:00:17,404 Somebody stole 20 bricks of coke 5 00:00:17,439 --> 00:00:18,709 and some machine guns from evidence. 6 00:00:18,744 --> 00:00:20,624 What? It's the first I'm hearing of it. 7 00:00:20,659 --> 00:00:22,061 Yeah, well, you just got here, right? 8 00:00:22,096 --> 00:00:24,454 Right. I need you to find whoever did this 9 00:00:24,489 --> 00:00:25,776 and kill them... 10 00:00:27,003 --> 00:00:28,251 till they're dead. 11 00:00:29,277 --> 00:00:32,027 Bonkers morning, huh? So, any idea who did it? 12 00:00:32,062 --> 00:00:33,420 No, but whoever it was 13 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:35,500 had an intimate knowledge of our security systems. 14 00:00:35,706 --> 00:00:37,491 It was obviously an inside job. 15 00:00:37,526 --> 00:00:39,643 - I bet it was Brian. - Why do you say that? 16 00:00:39,678 --> 00:00:43,356 Because... he once said he has a hot tub. 17 00:00:43,552 --> 00:00:44,833 You know how that crowd is. 18 00:00:44,868 --> 00:00:46,520 I didn't know Brian had a hot tub. 19 00:00:46,555 --> 00:00:48,000 - That does sound bad. - Yeah. 20 00:00:48,035 --> 00:00:49,653 But we have to let the investigation run its course. 21 00:00:49,688 --> 00:00:52,047 Right now, everyone's a suspect. 22 00:00:52,082 --> 00:00:53,440 Except for Hitchcock and Scully. 23 00:00:53,475 --> 00:00:55,094 - Whoever did it took the stairs. - What'll happen 24 00:00:55,129 --> 00:00:57,270 to the person, you know, if you find them? 25 00:00:57,305 --> 00:00:58,854 Well, they've committed several felonies. 26 00:00:58,889 --> 00:01:00,403 Probably looking at, uh, 30-to-life. 27 00:01:00,438 --> 00:01:04,407 So that person could miss 15 Olympics. 28 00:01:04,442 --> 00:01:05,467 Cool. 29 00:01:07,010 --> 00:01:07,976 I have to go. 30 00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:11,110 They know the drugs are missing. 31 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:13,764 They don't suspect me because I'm playing it super cool. 32 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:15,219 Now, when is the handoff? 33 00:01:15,497 --> 00:01:17,881 Yes, I'm alone in the ladies' room. 34 00:01:18,326 --> 00:01:20,075 No one can hear me. 35 00:01:20,110 --> 00:01:21,555 Okay, so I know something, 36 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:23,307 but you can't ask how I know it. 37 00:01:24,245 --> 00:01:25,373 - Debbie... - It's Debbie. 38 00:01:25,408 --> 00:01:27,039 - Took the coke and the guns. - Debbie, right? 39 00:01:27,074 --> 00:01:28,649 - Yeah. We know it's Debbie. - Acting super suspicious. 40 00:01:44,342 --> 00:01:48,342 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 41 00:01:49,503 --> 00:01:51,063 Debbie, can I see you in my office? 42 00:01:51,098 --> 00:01:52,586 Yeah, sure. What's this about? 43 00:01:52,621 --> 00:01:54,501 - We'll talk in my office. - It'll just take a minute. 44 00:01:54,536 --> 00:01:56,372 Oh. Heh. Wow. 45 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:58,418 This morning's full of surprises, huh? 46 00:01:58,453 --> 00:02:01,116 First, that stolen cocaine that Hot Tub Brian took, 47 00:02:01,151 --> 00:02:03,379 now this unrelated thing involving me. 48 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:04,598 Ha... you know what? 49 00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:06,078 I think I'm gonna go make a sandwich 50 00:02:06,113 --> 00:02:07,340 I just... I love sandwiches. 51 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:08,428 I'll meet you in there. 52 00:02:08,463 --> 00:02:09,733 Guilty of loving sandwiches, right? 53 00:02:09,768 --> 00:02:11,083 Debbie. 54 00:02:11,118 --> 00:02:12,562 Mmm, what do I want in my sandwich? 55 00:02:12,597 --> 00:02:15,348 Let's see. Definitely ham, cheese, 56 00:02:15,383 --> 00:02:16,784 baking soda for sure, 57 00:02:16,819 --> 00:02:19,743 French vanilla creamer, ooh, orange chicken. 58 00:02:19,778 --> 00:02:21,484 - Ah! - Debbie! 59 00:02:21,519 --> 00:02:23,095 Ooh! 60 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:24,357 You really thought you'd get away with it? 61 00:02:24,392 --> 00:02:26,272 - Damn, Scully! - I was planning on eating 62 00:02:26,307 --> 00:02:27,360 that orange chicken later! 63 00:02:27,395 --> 00:02:28,578 Is that why you took her down? 64 00:02:28,613 --> 00:02:30,393 Do you even know about the missing cocaine? 65 00:02:30,663 --> 00:02:31,660 Cocaine? 66 00:02:31,695 --> 00:02:33,583 So we don't know where Debbie has hidden the drugs. 67 00:02:33,618 --> 00:02:35,455 We searched her car, her apartment... 68 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:37,544 we even tried the location data on her phone, 69 00:02:37,579 --> 00:02:39,111 but she was smart, she had it turned off. 70 00:02:39,146 --> 00:02:40,199 Or her battery died. 71 00:02:40,234 --> 00:02:41,374 According to her Screen Time app, 72 00:02:41,409 --> 00:02:43,245 she plays five hours a day of a game 73 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,204 called "Cool Girl in School." 74 00:02:45,239 --> 00:02:46,466 I love "CGIS." 75 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:48,076 I just made captain of the color guard. 76 00:02:48,111 --> 00:02:49,077 Junior year's looking up. 77 00:02:49,112 --> 00:02:50,209 The coke Debbie took 78 00:02:50,244 --> 00:02:51,803 was evidence against Silvio Nucci. 79 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,038 Now, he wanted it gone, 80 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,822 and I think he got Debbie to do his dirty work. 81 00:02:54,857 --> 00:02:56,650 I'm sorry, you think Debbie is working 82 00:02:56,685 --> 00:02:59,131 with notorious crime boss Silvio Nucci? 83 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:00,654 The same Debbie who has a denim jacket 84 00:03:00,689 --> 00:03:02,308 - that says "Rock 'n Roll"? - It was her. 85 00:03:02,343 --> 00:03:03,439 I heard her setting up a drop. 86 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:04,745 And why were you in the women's room? 87 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:06,399 It wasn't for a gross reason. 88 00:03:06,434 --> 00:03:08,357 The men's room was occupied, and I had to dump out. 89 00:03:08,392 --> 00:03:10,403 Well, as long as it wasn't for a gross reason. 90 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:12,504 We know you did it, Debbie. 91 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,793 Just tell me the truth. Let me be your friend here. 92 00:03:14,829 --> 00:03:17,094 Thank you, but I already have plenty of friends. 93 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:21,240 Gil, Finn, Goldie, Bubbles... 94 00:03:21,275 --> 00:03:23,864 Those are clearly just the names of your pet fish. 95 00:03:24,278 --> 00:03:25,430 Okay, fine. 96 00:03:25,953 --> 00:03:27,282 They're my fish. 97 00:03:28,325 --> 00:03:29,596 And I took the drugs. 98 00:03:29,631 --> 00:03:32,049 I'm sorry. I screwed everything up. 99 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:34,006 Okay, this is good. 100 00:03:34,042 --> 00:03:35,610 Now just tell me why you did it. 101 00:03:35,646 --> 00:03:37,517 Because I need my drugs. 102 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:39,606 I'm a big time drug girl. 103 00:03:39,641 --> 00:03:41,608 Debbie, I don't think that's true. 104 00:03:41,643 --> 00:03:44,263 I think Silvio Nucci forced you to do this 105 00:03:44,298 --> 00:03:46,004 - against your will. - Nucci? 106 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:49,924 What? 107 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:53,924 She sat there and laughed for 40 minutes. 108 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:55,230 She's never gonna turn on Nucci. 109 00:03:55,265 --> 00:03:56,623 I'll bet she's heard stories 110 00:03:56,658 --> 00:03:58,146 of what he does to people who testify against him. 111 00:03:58,181 --> 00:03:59,408 Man, I wish there was something we could do 112 00:03:59,443 --> 00:04:00,540 - to help her. - Why? 113 00:04:00,575 --> 00:04:01,845 Well, I know she committed a crime, 114 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,456 but she's clearly in over her head. 115 00:04:03,491 --> 00:04:04,935 I don't think she's actually a bad person. 116 00:04:04,970 --> 00:04:06,633 She's a grown-up who made her own decisions, 117 00:04:06,668 --> 00:04:08,200 and now she has to suffer the consequences. 118 00:04:08,235 --> 00:04:09,592 You might not get it, but personally, 119 00:04:09,627 --> 00:04:10,941 I relate to someone who made a mistake 120 00:04:10,976 --> 00:04:12,334 and can't find their way out of it. 121 00:04:12,369 --> 00:04:14,641 When I was younger, I was thoroughly hoodwinked 122 00:04:14,676 --> 00:04:17,383 by the so-called good people at Columbia CD Club. 123 00:04:17,418 --> 00:04:19,167 Next thing you know, I had 16 copies 124 00:04:19,202 --> 00:04:20,473 of Blind Melon's first album. 125 00:04:20,508 --> 00:04:22,257 In high school, I broke into a bunch of houses 126 00:04:22,292 --> 00:04:23,954 - and wound up in juvie. - What? That's terrible. 127 00:04:23,989 --> 00:04:25,826 I mean, yeah, Rosa's is a little worse. 128 00:04:25,861 --> 00:04:27,480 I was in ballet school, and there was so much pressure 129 00:04:27,515 --> 00:04:29,221 to be perfect all the time that I just snapped. 130 00:04:29,256 --> 00:04:30,613 If I hadn't been underage, I would've gone to prison. 131 00:04:30,648 --> 00:04:31,788 It's all the more reason you should 132 00:04:31,823 --> 00:04:33,181 have sympathy for Debbie and understand 133 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:34,835 - why she could use our help. - Nobody helped me. 134 00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:36,097 My parents kicked me out of the house 135 00:04:36,132 --> 00:04:37,446 - and told me I was on my own. - I'm so sorry 136 00:04:37,481 --> 00:04:39,018 you had to go through all that alone, Rosa. 137 00:04:39,054 --> 00:04:40,243 No, it was a good thing. 138 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,859 I had to face my mistakes and fix them by myself. 139 00:04:42,965 --> 00:04:44,671 It made me a stronger person. So, no, I don't think 140 00:04:44,706 --> 00:04:46,455 - we should take pity on Debbie. - Okay, fine. 141 00:04:46,490 --> 00:04:48,327 But even so, wouldn't you rather take down 142 00:04:48,362 --> 00:04:50,242 Silvio Nucci, a known crime boss, 143 00:04:50,277 --> 00:04:51,330 instead of Debbie Fogle, 144 00:04:51,365 --> 00:04:52,983 a rewards member at JOANN Fabrics? 145 00:04:53,018 --> 00:04:55,247 Yeah, but Debbie's not gonna testify against Nucci. 146 00:04:55,282 --> 00:04:57,195 You may be right. And that's why... 147 00:04:57,545 --> 00:04:59,132 we're gonna catch him in the act. 148 00:04:59,547 --> 00:05:00,861 Brace yourselves, everyone. 149 00:05:00,896 --> 00:05:03,056 We're about to pop that Nucci. 150 00:05:03,092 --> 00:05:04,691 Apologies, that was inappropriate in the workplace. 151 00:05:04,726 --> 00:05:07,433 But in my defense, that was a song that I learned about 152 00:05:07,468 --> 00:05:09,831 from Columbia House, Rosa. 153 00:05:10,514 --> 00:05:11,950 Mm. All right, here's the plan. 154 00:05:13,387 --> 00:05:15,267 Why are we going this way? The bathroom's back there. 155 00:05:15,302 --> 00:05:17,312 I'm breaking you out. I work for Silvio Nucci. 156 00:05:17,347 --> 00:05:19,532 Oh, my God. You work for Nucci? Me too! 157 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:21,063 Way too loud, Debbie. 158 00:05:21,987 --> 00:05:23,492 Okay. Press yourself against the wall 159 00:05:23,527 --> 00:05:25,170 to avoid being seen by the camera. 160 00:05:26,008 --> 00:05:27,599 Why didn't she do it with her back to the wall? 161 00:05:27,635 --> 00:05:29,359 Face first seems like such a mistake. 162 00:05:31,361 --> 00:05:32,893 - Oh, no, they found us! - No, no, no, Debbie. 163 00:05:32,928 --> 00:05:34,286 Rosa's on Nucci's payroll, too. 164 00:05:34,321 --> 00:05:35,374 - She's getting us out of here. - Oh. 165 00:05:35,409 --> 00:05:36,723 Debbie. Trunk. Now. 166 00:05:36,758 --> 00:05:37,941 Sorry, it's a little tight in there. 167 00:05:37,976 --> 00:05:38,942 Oh, I'm not picky. 168 00:05:38,977 --> 00:05:40,379 I don't need light or oxygen. 169 00:05:40,414 --> 00:05:42,294 I'm kind of like a low-maintenance plant. 170 00:05:42,329 --> 00:05:44,034 - Ooh, like a succulent. - That's great, Debbie. 171 00:05:44,069 --> 00:05:45,427 - My mom always said that... - But the trunk is closing 172 00:05:45,462 --> 00:05:47,009 on its own, it's definitely not me slamming it. 173 00:05:48,775 --> 00:05:50,437 So you guys are gonna stay here with me? 174 00:05:50,473 --> 00:05:52,035 Nucci thought we could help you guard the coke. 175 00:05:52,071 --> 00:05:53,473 Oh, I can handle it. 176 00:05:53,531 --> 00:05:54,628 I'm pretty tough. 177 00:05:54,663 --> 00:05:56,493 I take self-defense at the women's gym. 178 00:05:56,529 --> 00:05:58,278 Hi-ya! Hi-ya! 179 00:05:58,314 --> 00:06:00,325 Oh, neat. You actually say the words "hi-ya," 180 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,281 like Miss Piggy. 181 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,588 So when's Nucci coming to pick up the coke? 182 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:05,155 Uh, could be hours, could be days. 183 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,418 - Days? - I don't know. 184 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,158 Nucci just said to wait by this burner phone. 185 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:09,595 He said he always works like that. 186 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:10,726 Right, of course. 187 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,598 We have so many inside jokes about it. 188 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:15,035 I can imagine. He is pretty funny. 189 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,342 He's always like, "Debbie, if you mess this up, 190 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,952 I'm gonna gut you like a fish." 191 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:19,996 What? 192 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,128 So he threatened you. 193 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:22,564 - That's why you went dirty. - No. 194 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,914 He offered me a million dollars. 195 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,002 I had no choice. 196 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,482 My dad is really sick, and he needed 197 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,528 this expensive experimental surgery. 198 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,312 - Ahh. - What about you guys? 199 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:33,270 - How did he turn you? - Well, I've been dirty 200 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,447 long before Nucci came onto the scene. 201 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,883 I do a ton of coke. 202 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,232 They call me Mr. Springtime 203 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,495 because of how fast I make the snow disappear. 204 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,157 Wow. I've never even had a nickname. 205 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:46,458 I mean, I guess people do call me, "Hey, lady." 206 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,155 Right, well, I'm gonna let the Nine-Nine know 207 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,461 we're looking for you, you know, 208 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:50,897 so those idiots don't think we broke you out. 209 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,377 Ooh, you think they're idiots? 210 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,378 Oh, yeah, big time. 211 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,857 I mean, Holt's a blowhard, 212 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:56,511 Jeffords is all brawn, no brains, 213 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,557 Boyle's a laughing stock, Amy's just the worst. 214 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,385 I mean, she thinks she's so smart and so pretty 215 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,734 and she makes me feel good about the world 216 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,431 and my place in it, and she... 217 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:04,911 Smells like. We've all smelled her. 218 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:05,964 Rosa, let's go outside. 219 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,871 Hey, you know that was Undercover Jake 220 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,220 - talking in there, right? - Relax, man. 221 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:11,613 So you're not gonna tell Amy what I said. 222 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,528 Oh, no, I definitely am. I'm saying relax because 223 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,051 - there's no way you can stop me. - Damn it. 224 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:16,357 Well, did you at least text the Nine-Nine 225 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:17,489 and tell 'em we don't know when the handoff is? 226 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,012 Yeah, but man, I don't like this. 227 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,622 We found the drugs. We should just forget about Nucci 228 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:21,964 - and take Debbie in. - What? 229 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:23,495 Nucci is the real bad guy, here. 230 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,148 And you heard Debbie, she's only doing this 231 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,454 to get the money for her dad's surgery. 232 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,282 There are other ways to get money. 233 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,240 - She could've gone to a bank. - Right. And she's white. 234 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:31,633 She definitely would've gotten approved. 235 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:32,982 - Terrific point. - That's not what I was saying. 236 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:33,983 Ah, we were both thinking it. 237 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,090 Anyways, it doesn't matter. 238 00:07:35,126 --> 00:07:36,732 Our plan is working. What are you worried about? 239 00:07:36,768 --> 00:07:38,988 There's a loose cannon in there with two machine guns. 240 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:40,468 She's not a loose cannon. 241 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,949 I saw her apologize to a chair after bumping into it. 242 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,995 Trust me, we are not gonna have any problems with Debbie. 243 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:48,345 Hey, Jake, guess what? You made cocaine sound so cool, 244 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,390 I decided to try it. 245 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,609 But I didn't wanna overdo it, 246 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,567 so I only did, like, a tiny, little toot. 247 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:53,568 Then I didn't feel anything, 248 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:54,569 so I did, like, a little bit more, 249 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:55,831 and I still didn't feel anything, 250 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:56,919 so then I did a lot more, and then I felt it. 251 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:58,225 Like, I really felt it. 252 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,053 So then I did a couple more, like, big ass toots. 253 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,533 Why do you guys keep ducking behind the bed? 254 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,056 'Cause you keep pointing those guns at us. 255 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,188 Oh, my God. Do not worry about it. 256 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:06,630 It's only fine. 257 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,541 We need to find out how Nucci got to Debbie. 258 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,672 Fortunately, it turns out 259 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,747 she kept a fairly comprehensive diary. 260 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:15,198 As a power journaler, I think we can hold off 261 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,548 on using the word "comprehensive." 262 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,332 Oh, damn, that's comprehensive. 263 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:21,422 These are all just from this year? 264 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:23,424 This one is labeled August 21st. 265 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:26,296 "Morning." This one is August 21st "Evening." 266 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:29,038 This entire diary is about an episode of "House Hunters." 267 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:30,213 This is gonna take forever. 268 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,606 I actually took a speed reading course. 269 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,695 I tested at 800 WPM. 270 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,176 That's pathetic. I tested at 802. 271 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,351 That's pretty close to Holt's score. 272 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:38,744 No, no, 802's incredible. 273 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,105 She pwned me. 274 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,399 I read the entire Urban Dictionary 275 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:44,619 So I could converse with the other uniformed officers. 276 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,374 Finished it in 47 minutes. 277 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,151 I've never been so attracted to a gay man before, 278 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,712 and I dated several in college. 279 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:52,758 Shall we have a read-off, Santiago? 280 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:55,021 - We don't have finger guards. - So we do it raw. 281 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,240 Okay, I normally don't encourage 282 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,720 such childish competitions, 283 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,505 but this might help things go faster. 284 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,984 My only question is, Holt, 285 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:04,117 are you sure your old ass eyes are up to the challenge? 286 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:05,422 I know you're just trying to motivate me, 287 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,641 but these old ass eyes 288 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:09,592 will be reading your tombstone, son. 289 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,474 Oh, I needed more light in this place. 290 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:14,649 Now I can finally think, 291 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,172 and the ideas are, like, flowing out of me. 292 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:18,137 Okay, what about this one? It's hamburgers, 293 00:09:18,384 --> 00:09:20,003 but the pickles are coins. 294 00:09:20,039 --> 00:09:21,526 Still feel bad for her now that she's a cokehead? 295 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,353 She's not a cokehead. She's an innocent girl 296 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:25,617 in a stressful situation who did cocaine one time 297 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:26,748 and will probably never do it again. 298 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,663 Whoo! Guess who just did more coke? 299 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:29,918 This is my thing now. 300 00:09:29,954 --> 00:09:31,701 Ooh! Okay. 301 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,283 - Is it Nucci? - Yes. 302 00:09:33,319 --> 00:09:35,583 He wants to know if I can do the handoff in two hours. 303 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,193 Um, I'm gonna tell him no 304 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:39,718 because I'm having so much fun with my new best friends, 305 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,197 - Jake and Rosa. - Ah, no, no, no. 306 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,677 Don't mention us. You know, because 307 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,679 you're supposed to be working, not enjoying yourself. 308 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,116 Right, just keep it short. Say two hours is great. 309 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,075 That's very smart, and I'm gonna send him 310 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,599 my favorite GIF of Mr. Bean giving a thumbs up. 311 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:54,080 Oh, Mr. Bean. What a stud. 312 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,690 Hey Rosa, what would you do 313 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,736 if you could do anything to Mr. Bean? 314 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,738 - Nothing. - Come on, Rosa. 315 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,435 Don't be shy. Say what you would do 316 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,829 to international sex symbol Mr. Bean's body. 317 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:06,483 Fine. I would take a very large glass... 318 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,743 Let himself out. 319 00:10:12,386 --> 00:10:13,352 - I see. - Wow. 320 00:10:13,388 --> 00:10:15,137 Um, I just have one quick note. 321 00:10:15,173 --> 00:10:17,619 Mr. Bean never... 322 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,584 - beg for mercy. - Ah, great note, Debbie. 323 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,673 The point is we all think Mr. Bean is sexy as hell 324 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,848 and wish we looked exactly like him. 325 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,589 - You're closer than you think. - Hm? 326 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,677 Oh, hey, Rosa, it's not that 327 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:26,721 you're a third wheel or anything, 328 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:27,940 it's just that we're out of ice, 329 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,855 so could you go get us some more ice, please? 330 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:33,033 Hey, well, this is full of ice, but yeah. 331 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,121 - I'll hit up the Nine-Nine. - You've actually been 332 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,123 texting the Nine-Nine a lot, haven't you? 333 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,515 Yeah, to make sure our cover's intact, 334 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:39,691 and so they don't figure out that we're dirty. 335 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:40,735 Is that what's really going on? 336 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,762 'Cause I feel like there's something you're not telling me. 337 00:10:42,798 --> 00:10:44,989 I feel like all that coke is making you paranoid. 338 00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:46,175 No, you're paranoid. 339 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,742 Now, don't you dare take another step. 340 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,744 Okay, Debbie, what are you doing? 341 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,572 - Give me your phone. - That's it. 342 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,487 Debbie Fogle, you are under arrest. 343 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,488 What? Oh, my God. 344 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,576 - Are you not really dirty? - Ah... 345 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,310 No. And I'll be taking that gun. 346 00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:00,494 Hi-ya! 347 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,452 Okay so the women's gym and the cocaine 348 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,793 have given Debbie super powers. 349 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:07,285 Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 350 00:11:08,665 --> 00:11:10,240 You're making a big mistake, Debbie. 351 00:11:10,276 --> 00:11:11,416 This isn't gonna work. 352 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,376 I'm such a terrible judge of character. 353 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,900 I was wrong about Rosa, 354 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,076 I missed all the signs with my cousin Jared. 355 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,644 - The sandwich guy. - What is wrong with me? 356 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,906 Nothing, you're just coming down 357 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,603 from the many handfuls of coke you did. 358 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,257 Right. I'm so dumb. I'm such an idiot. 359 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,780 I'm dumb! I'm dumb! 360 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,913 Ah, hey, why don't you let me hold your gun for you, 361 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,784 and then you can hit yourself in the face with your fist 362 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,264 like a normal person having a mental breakdown. 363 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,763 I can't give you my gun. 364 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,397 You'll probably try and arrest me. 365 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,051 Debbie, I'm not like Rosa. 366 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,183 Here, check my phone. 367 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,401 I haven't been texting the Nine-Nine. 368 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:39,679 I have nothing to hide. 369 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,275 I don't know, there are a lot of sweet messages 370 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,655 between you and Amy. 371 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,365 I thought you said she stinks like. 372 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,888 - She does. - Prove it. 373 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,020 Describe her stink to me. 374 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,282 Don't think about it, just say it. 375 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,066 Bad mayo, three-day-old macaroni salad. 376 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,977 Okay. I buy it. I trust you. 377 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,984 - Why'd you do that? - Rosa probably 378 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,290 told the Nine-Nine that you're corrupt 379 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,944 and they could use your phone to track us 380 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,336 - to the new drop site. - Oh. 381 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,990 Right. Smart. 382 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,470 Hey, should I drive? You know, that way, 383 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,080 you can take a nap and get the coke out of your system. 384 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,299 And we'll both be calm and... 385 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,083 - and you just did a bunch more. - I did! 386 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:11,173 I'm the King of New York! I'm driving! Whoo! 387 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,875 - So how's it going? - What do you want, Terry? 388 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,833 Or are you just here to fan some more flames? 389 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,227 No, I'm just here to see who's losing 390 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,708 and therefore has to wear this hat I made 391 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,927 that says, "More Stupider." 392 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,886 Fine, yeah, I'm fanning flames. 393 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,801 Fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, Santiago. 394 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,563 Don't call her Santiago, call her Virginia Slim. 395 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,807 - Because I'm smoking her. - Damn, Ray! 396 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,809 You guys are moving fast, but there's no way 397 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,689 you're actually comprehending anything. 398 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,074 I'm taking my time and reading deliberately, 399 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,816 and you know what they say, slow and steady wins the race. 400 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,166 Psh, classic reg-reader bullcrap. 401 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,341 Yeah, what are you gonna say next, 402 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,995 that you read to relax? 403 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,351 This is so much better 404 00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,831 than that dump of a hotel, right? 405 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,180 This place has six chimneys. 406 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,834 Uh, hey, Debbie, whose house is this? 407 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,183 Oh, it's mine. I own it, um, 408 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,685 until 11:00 a.m. On Monday. 409 00:13:05,721 --> 00:13:06,838 We have to be out by then, 410 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,188 or it's another $45,000 to Airbnb. 411 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,843 But until then, I'm a mansion girl. 412 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:12,844 What happened to using the money 413 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,332 for your father's surgery? Was that a lie? 414 00:13:14,368 --> 00:13:15,666 No. My dad really is sick, 415 00:13:15,702 --> 00:13:18,022 but I found out this morning that my stupid brother Derek 416 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,372 already paid for his surgery. 417 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:20,765 He thinks he so great 'cause he's, like, 418 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,941 a big shot lawyer, and he has a family, 419 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,290 and he's not afraid of ghosts. 420 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,858 Well, guess what? I get to keep the cash now. 421 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,332 So take that, Derek, and, you know, put it. 422 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,328 - Little pitchy. - Still think Debbie's a good person? 423 00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:43,788 Not gonna lie, the whole dad reveal did not help my case. 424 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,876 All right, I'm gonna use her burner phone 425 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,008 to call the Nine-Nine. 426 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,923 Look what I found. Do you like it, Jake? 427 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,838 Uh, yes! I love it. 428 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,492 Real Cruella de Vil vibes. 429 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,233 No, no, no. I'm not Cruella de Vil. 430 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,017 I would never hurt dogs. 431 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,410 - I'm Perdita! - Who? 432 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,598 The romantic lead of the film. 433 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,466 Pongo's wife. 434 00:14:01,992 --> 00:14:03,895 - The girl dog. - Yes, yes! 435 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,201 Of course, you look exactly like Perdita. 436 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,456 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 437 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:17,909 - Hey, Debbie? - Hm? 438 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,258 Will you hand me your phone 439 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,912 so I can take your picture and you can Gram this? 440 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,914 I mean, the house, this coat, 441 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,567 you're gonna wanna show this off to people, right? 442 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,178 That is such a good idea. 443 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,180 I do wanna show off to people. 444 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,442 I just have to make a quick call. 445 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,444 Hi, Mom. Do you like my mansion? 446 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,402 Deborah Lyn, why are you holding a gun? 447 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,231 Oh, my God, Mom! I'm wearing a fur coat 448 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,537 and that's what you focus on? 449 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,451 I hate you so freaking much. 450 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,063 This is ridiculous. Neither of you 451 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,456 have even taken a bathroom break. 452 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,761 Are you kidding me? 453 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,546 Do you think world record-holder Howard Berg 454 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:49,288 would stop in the middle of a read-off to expel? 455 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,593 Ow. 456 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,234 - What's going on, Santiago? - It's nothing. 457 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,468 It's my guide finger. I've got paper burn. 458 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,883 - Let me see. - Hm. 459 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,172 Santiago, you're hurt. 460 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,281 Don't be a hero. 461 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,913 Damn. You must've been cooking. 462 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,436 - I was. - Let's take a break, 463 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,134 - put some ointment on that. - Right. And when I come back, 464 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,440 my finger's slipping all over the page. 465 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:14,487 Nice try. I'm not falling for any of your tricks. 466 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,184 Oh, but you already have. 467 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,491 While you were waggling your finger in the air, 468 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:21,102 I've been reading all this time out of the corner of my eye. 469 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,140 Damn it! 470 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,888 Why are you doing this, Deborah Lyn? 471 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,846 Because you're being so mean, Mom. 472 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,282 Also, I know that if I didn't tie you up, 473 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,893 you'd probably go run and find your phone 474 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,330 - so you could call Derek. - Maybe we should call Derek. 475 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,941 - He could help. He's a lawyer. - Yeah, I know he's a lawyer. 476 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,377 Do you think you could go more than five minutes 477 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,509 without bringing that up? 478 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,511 You have to get the gun from her. 479 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,295 I know, but how do I get close enough? 480 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,080 There's one way. She clearly has a thing for you. 481 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,298 Why do you say that? Just because 482 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,126 she has a fantasy of us as a dog couple? 483 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,520 Wait. Yeah, I see it. That's gonna work. 484 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,652 Very tacky. And it's like, you don't even care 485 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,045 how many chimneys I have. 486 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,525 Hey, sorry to interrupt. 487 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,222 Mrs. Fogle, we weren't introduced. 488 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,181 I'm Jake, Debbie's boyfriend. 489 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,803 - You are? We are? - I mean, 490 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,361 - yeah, if you're into it. - I am. I do. 491 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,537 See, Mom. I am with someone. 492 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,104 All those psychics were wrong. 493 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,497 - So listen, babe... - Yes, babe? 494 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,195 - I was thinking... - About what, babe? 495 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,544 - That we... - Go on, babe. 496 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,024 Wow, you really latched onto the babe thing. 497 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,373 - I love it. - Great, great, great. 498 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,809 Well, anyways, I was just gonna say 499 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,202 that, you know, once we're done with this big score, 500 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,420 we need a place to hide out. 501 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,205 Somewhere where the cops could never find us. 502 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,643 - Ooh, like Epcot. - Uhh, yes, Epcot is great. 503 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,861 That's exactly what I was thinking. 504 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,386 We can kiss in front of the Eiffel Tower, 505 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,953 on the canals of Venice, 506 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,911 oh, in the Canada pavilion. 507 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,218 Yes, but why wait till the Canada Pavilion 508 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,046 when we can start right now? 509 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,047 - Huh? - Oh, my God. 510 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,855 - This is happening. - Come here. 511 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,659 Eh... 512 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,487 Hi-ya! 513 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,092 What the hell, babe? 514 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,461 Debbie, what's your plan here? 515 00:16:46,497 --> 00:16:47,871 - Talk to me. - Why? So you can 516 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,584 just tell me more beautiful lies? 517 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,497 You think you can just lick your lips 518 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,000 - and make me weak in the knees? - No. 519 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,025 Nice try, but I closed my eyes 520 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,113 so I didn't even see it. 521 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,158 Oh, come on. 522 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,812 Oh. Nucci's on his way. 523 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,075 And I'm about to be rich. 524 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,511 Debbie, this is bad. 525 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,015 You don't wanna be an accessory to murder. 526 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,731 W-What are you talking about? 527 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,863 What do you think is gonna happen 528 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,517 when Nucci gets here and finds two cops? 529 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,803 He's gonna kills us. 530 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,664 Yeah, I know that. 531 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,088 Um, I've obviously thought all this through, 532 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,671 and it all is going according to my plans. 533 00:17:21,968 --> 00:17:23,094 I'm sorry, I just started trembling 534 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,794 and I accidentally... 535 00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:26,962 Debbie, please, just put the gun down! 536 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,752 I just talked to the manager at the hotel 537 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:30,797 where the handoff was happening. 538 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,059 He said Debbie's room was empty, 539 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,800 and there's no sign of Rosa or Jake. 540 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,280 Is there anything in those diaries 541 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,716 - that can help us find 'em? - Debbie mentioned her mom 542 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,109 a bunch in one of the ones I read. 543 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,110 Seems like she tells her everything. 544 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,589 Ooh, that's a good lead. 545 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,113 It is a good lead, isn't it? 546 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,766 Did you hear that, speed freaks? 547 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,594 Let's find out all we can about the mom. 548 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,118 I'll start reading right away 549 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,511 - because slow and steady wins... - Her mother's name 550 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,122 - is Margaret Jean Fogle. - She lives in Bensonhurst. 551 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,124 - She drives a maroon Lexus. - Vanity plates, "DEREKSMOM." 552 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,239 She's been married three times. 553 00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:55,538 - To Horace Mills. - Then Frank Yelter. 554 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,873 - And then James Fogle. - She goes grocery shopping 555 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,354 - on Tuesdays. - Water aerobics on Wednesdays. 556 00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:59,867 - Book club on Fridays. - She drinks too much wine. 557 00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:01,986 - Always a pinot grigio. - Always from Napa. 558 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:05,225 The race. Slow and steady wins the race. 559 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,791 Okay, uh, what if I just tell Nucci not to kill you? 560 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,097 You know, we're business partners, 561 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,881 we make all of our business decisions together. 562 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,492 Yep, we're all gonna die today. 563 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,710 Debbie, if you just untie us, 564 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:15,973 we can help you get out of here. 565 00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:17,583 Okay, but if I untie you, you'll arrest me, 566 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:18,975 and then I'll go to prison for the rest of my life. 567 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,238 You'll be in prison anyway. 568 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,804 I guarantee you if anything happens to us, 569 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,067 the Nine-Nine will hunt you down. 570 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,516 Okay, okay, okay. 571 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,461 Maybe I should surrender. 572 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,159 Uh, but I don't wanna go to jail. 573 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,812 Okay, I don't know what to do. 574 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:30,987 Um, Mom, help me. 575 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,250 Now you need my help? 576 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,374 Please, it doesn't matter what I say. 577 00:18:34,522 --> 00:18:35,775 You're still gonna mess it up. 578 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,168 Just like you messed up your bangs 579 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,647 when you had to cut your own hair. 580 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:39,909 Yeah, I'm sure that was a long time ago. 581 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,128 - That was last year. - I see. 582 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,912 Or when you got in a car accident 583 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,523 when your brother was going to take the bar. 584 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,525 Or when you lost all your money 585 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,831 investing in that cruise line for cats. 586 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,268 - Feline Cruise Line. - You know what? 587 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,751 - You're not my daughter anymore. - What? 588 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,577 - What are you saying? - You have embarrassed me 589 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,317 and the family for the last time. 590 00:18:57,398 --> 00:19:01,344 - I'm done with you. Good-bye. - Shut up, Margaret! 591 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,151 Same crap my parents pulled. 592 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,110 Always pointing out my flaws, never helping 593 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,889 and then bailing when things got messy. 594 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,157 - You know, I was a lot like you. - You were holed up 595 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,203 with a ton of cocaine and a bunch of guns? 596 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,682 - That's my business. - What? 597 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,206 I spent years telling myself 598 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,642 that tough love made me stronger, 599 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:17,991 but you know what I really wish they'd done? 600 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,608 - What? - Been nice to me. 601 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,213 I wish they would've told me I made a mistake, 602 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,467 but they still loved me 603 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,528 and they would help me try to figure it out. 604 00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:27,666 Would've saved me a lot of pain. 605 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:31,091 Debbie, you have made some really bad choices today. 606 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,093 - Really bad. - Not now, Debbie's mom. 607 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,339 You are not a bad person. 608 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,097 If we get out of this alive, I promise you 609 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,698 I will help you however I can. 610 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,919 Wow. Thank you. 611 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,259 Oh, your back is very wet. 612 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:51,981 Yeah, I guess between the fur coat 613 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,592 and all the cocaine, I've been sweating a lot. 614 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,985 That's Nucci. He's here. 615 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,729 Hi, Debbie. Do you have something for me? 616 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,874 Yes, I do. I do have something. 617 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,868 - I have two friends. - What the hell is this? 618 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,891 - Drop your weapons. - No way. 619 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:12,939 You drop your weapons. 620 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,312 NYPD! Everyone down on the ground! 621 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,009 Down on the ground, right now! 622 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:22,932 Put 'em down. 623 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,276 - Don't do anything stupid. - I will shoot her. 624 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,886 - Put down your gun. - Oh, man, 625 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,279 grabbing Debbie was a big mistake. 626 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,802 What do you mean by... 627 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,108 Hi-ya! 628 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,589 Whoa, Debbie, that was amazing. 629 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,243 Thanks. By the way, 630 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,810 Jake thinks you smell like. 631 00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,942 What? That's weird. I don't know why she said that. 632 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,823 Anyways, let's get Debbie into a cop car. 633 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:45,644 Well, you really gonna help out Debbie 634 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,254 or did you just say all that stuff so she'd let us go? 635 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,778 I told the DA she cooperated and he agreed to be lenient, 636 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,911 especially since we got Nucci and the cocaine was returned. 637 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,304 Except for the pound of it that Debbie did. 638 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,044 Yeah. The paramedic said he had never heard 639 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,307 a human heart beat that loudly. 640 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,699 He could hear it outside of her body. 641 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,652 Ugh. She'll probably get ten years. 642 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,399 It's better than 30. Let's be real, 643 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,139 Debbie's life wasn't gonna begin till she was 50 anyway. 644 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,315 Yeah, the kooky aunt vibe 645 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,838 will probably play a lot better then. 646 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,005 So hey, one more thing. 647 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,888 We can never let anyone know that we got beat up 648 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,107 - by Debbie Fogle. - Agreed. 649 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,195 - Take it to the grave? - To the grave. 650 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,196 This conversation never happened. 651 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:17,228 I don't even know who you are. 652 00:21:17,264 --> 00:21:18,247 - That's hurtful. - You took it too far. 653 00:21:18,283 --> 00:21:19,490 That's a weird thing for a stranger to say. 654 00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:21,043 Bye. 655 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:22,724 Okay. 656 00:21:23,178 --> 00:21:27,178 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com