1 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:06,528 - Thanks, everybody, for coming out 2 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:08,051 to Hitchcock's divorce party. 3 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,661 - Why is the cake two men getting married? 4 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:11,098 - That's me and Hitchcock. The boys are back together! 5 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,273 - This cake for a gay wedding. 6 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,535 The inside is a rainbow. - Nuh-uh. 7 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,232 It's my favorite flavor: all the flavors! 8 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:17,191 - I can't believe Bethany's gone. 9 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:19,802 It was so out of the blue. - Well, not entirely. 10 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,630 I mean, she did have an affair with her hairdresser, 11 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:23,327 and you filmed it and threatened to release the tape, 12 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:24,546 and then she said she didn't care 13 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:26,069 and put it on the internet herself, 14 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,331 and then when it started to make money, 15 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,072 you sued her for half the profits. 16 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:30,682 - And then boom, out of the blue: divorce papers. 17 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,119 - Aw, buddy, you'll be okay. 18 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:33,816 - It doesn't feel like it. 19 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:36,645 My heart is ruined forever. I'm done with love. 20 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,255 I'll never find anyone as— 21 00:00:38,299 --> 00:00:41,215 Oh, my God! Get a load of the can on her! 22 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,565 See ya dorks, I'm gonna get some. 23 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:46,089 - Well, Hitchcock still sucks. 24 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,415 - Hey, 25 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,678 did you get my sexy calendar invite? 26 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:12,376 - You mean the one titled "8:00 pm coitus"? 27 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,857 - Yes, and the one titled 7:55 foreplay. 28 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,424 You didn't accept either invite. 29 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,382 Oh. I can start foreplay later. 30 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:19,514 - No, no, no. 31 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:20,732 I love foreplay, as you know. 32 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:22,125 It's just—this is all feeling 33 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,084 a little overscheduled, you know? 34 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,608 It might be taking some of the fun out of making a baby. 35 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:29,698 - Oh, okay. So what are you suggesting? 36 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:32,135 - Maybe we try this The Jake Way. 37 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:33,571 - Eating dinner starting with dessert? 38 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:34,572 - That's one Jake Way. You know? 39 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:35,834 The Jake Way is a brand. 40 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,314 It encompasses a whole lifestyle. 41 00:01:37,358 --> 00:01:39,186 So get ready, because this month, 42 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:41,623 we're making a baby The Jake Way. 43 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,538 - Okay, I'm in. Sounds fun. 44 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:46,236 So, are we doing tonight, or... - Oh, no, no, no. 45 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,282 The Jake Way does not believe in scheduling. 46 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,718 You gotta just let go. 47 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:51,241 - You don't know what The Jake Way is. 48 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:52,373 - Nope, but we've got a name for it, 49 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:53,548 and that's a great start. 50 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:54,897 The Jake Way! 51 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,768 - Lieutenant, as you know, 52 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:58,857 I've been walking the same beat for the past three weeks. 53 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,772 It's become a bit tedious. 54 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:02,426 - I thought you loved tedium. 55 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:03,862 - I love monotony. They're very different. 56 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,821 - I'm sorry, but you know our policy 57 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,257 is that uniformed officers must walk 58 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,172 the same beat for six months. 59 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:11,435 It's how they become familiar with the community they serve. 60 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:12,871 - Well, surely you can make an exception for me. 61 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,351 - I can't play favorites. 62 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:15,613 You never did when you were in charge. 63 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,137 - Of course I did. - Really? 64 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,442 I never got any special treatment. 65 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,314 - I think you can do the math there. 66 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:21,532 - Damn. 67 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:22,794 Well, think of it this way: 68 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,318 It's like doing reps at a gym. 69 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,233 Doing something over and over again 70 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:27,756 is how you make your pecs pop. 71 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,888 - The only muscle I care to work out is my brain. 72 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:32,587 - Then get those reps in and make that brain pop. 73 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,197 Pop, pop. Pop, pop, pop. 74 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,894 - What you're describing is an aneurism. 75 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:38,288 - Pop, pop. Pop, pop, pop. 76 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,464 - It's official! I'm in love. 77 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,858 I just spent the night with the woman of my dreams. 78 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,512 - The lady from your divorce party? 79 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:45,643 - Yeah. She's my soulmate. 80 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,602 She's funny. She's beautiful. 81 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:49,299 She has almost no scars. - Hot biscuits. 82 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:50,909 It sounds like you hooked a live one. 83 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,824 - I know; we walked along the river for hours, 84 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,217 just talking and laughing. 85 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,785 She even gave me her real number. 86 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,526 - Really? - Check it out. 87 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,615 - That's just a dirty old napkin covered in sauce. 88 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:03,444 - Oh, no. Her number! It's totally ruined. 89 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:05,315 I knew I shouldn't have had those breakfast wings. 90 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:06,882 - Oh, bud, I'm so sorry. 91 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,710 - Now all I have to remember her by is this tooth. 92 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:10,712 - What the hell? Why do you have that? 93 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:12,409 - We were eating pizza, and it fell out of her mouth. 94 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,194 - Well, this is perfect. We can use it to find her. 95 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:15,586 - What do you mean? 96 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,240 - We just have to try fitting that tooth 97 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,850 into the mouth of every woman in New York City 98 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:21,766 till we find the matching gum hole of your one true love. 99 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:25,944 - My life is like a fairytale! 100 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,555 - So, Lieutenant, sorry to take up your time. 101 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:29,992 I just wanted to go over the CompStat numbers. 102 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:32,864 Um, what the— - Is something wrong? 103 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:36,477 Are the CompStat numbers bad? 104 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,566 - The numbers are fine and I have to go. 105 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:40,742 - Oh, okay, then why'd you ask for this meeting? 106 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:41,917 - Don't follow me. 107 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,484 - What? I wasn't going to! 108 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,921 This was a very confusing interaction! 109 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:48,663 - Hmm. 110 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,665 Hello? - Hello, Sergeant Santiago. 111 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,667 I've taken your husband hostage. 112 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:54,495 If you ever want to make a baby with him, 113 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:56,323 you'll do exactly as I say. 114 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,933 - Jake, where are you? 115 00:03:57,976 --> 00:03:59,935 - Oh, this isn't Jake. This is the Syndicate. 116 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,415 And you will never see us, 117 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:02,503 because we are everywhere and— 118 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:03,852 - You're by the elevators. 119 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:05,810 - Dammit! Don't— look away! Look away! 120 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,812 - Okay. - Yes, that's better. 121 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:09,814 On top of the copier, there's a headset. 122 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:12,339 Put it on and get in the limo that's waiting out front. 123 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:13,775 - Mm, okay, I love you. 124 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:15,298 - I love you, too. Now go! 125 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,563 - Are you Amy? 126 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,304 - Tell him "yes." - Yes. 127 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,698 - How does it feel to be played like a puppet? 128 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:26,962 - Okay, I'm walking into the apartment. 129 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:30,357 Why did you have me get $400 out of the ATM? 130 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,533 - Good question. It's to pay for the Airbnb. 131 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,578 - You're giving them $400 in cash? 132 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:37,015 - I broke several lamps while trying to hide in the dark. 133 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,539 Now, turn on the lights. 134 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,410 - Okay. 135 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:41,411 Hello... it's me. 136 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:42,456 - Put down the drinks. 137 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:43,935 - Why? Are you upset? 138 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:44,936 - Yeah, and now I have to take The Syndicate down. 139 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,547 - Oh, my goodness. 140 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:47,591 To be clear, by "take down The Syndicate," 141 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:48,984 you mean we're gonna have— 142 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:50,594 - We're gonna have sex, yeah. - Okay. 143 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,030 - Yeah, absolutely. Take your clothes off. 144 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,381 - Boyle, what are those? 145 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:56,557 - My guinea pigs. This lady is Claire. 146 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,037 And this guy is also named Claire. 147 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:01,518 - You can't have pets in here. This is a police precinct. 148 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:02,824 - I know, I'm sorry. 149 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,347 I got them for Nikolaj's birthday, 150 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,653 but it turns out he's allergic 151 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,089 and the pet store won't take them back. 152 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:08,438 - I've got a friend who works in a lab. 153 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:09,831 I can call and see if they need 154 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,441 any guinea pigs for their research. 155 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,356 - They are not science experiments! 156 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,444 They are living creatures 157 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,098 with rich inner lives. 158 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:18,361 - Claire number two is stuck on his back like a bug. 159 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:19,797 - Oh, I'll handle this. 160 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,712 Flip! Flip! 161 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:22,800 Oh, I flipped the wrong Claire. 162 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:23,932 - Stop flipping guinea pigs 163 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,455 and get them out of here! 164 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,065 - I'll make 'em disappear, Lieutenant. 165 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:28,632 - Oh! Don't kill them. 166 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:29,981 They have so much to live for. 167 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:30,982 They haven't even been to Manhattan yet. 168 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,636 - Okay, coast is clear. 169 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:33,855 I know a safe place we can hide these guys 170 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,378 until we can find homes for them. 171 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:36,510 - You're not going to murder them? 172 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:37,641 - Hell no. I love animals. 173 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:38,642 I'm the mushy one on the squad. 174 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:39,774 - Right, of course. 175 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,647 - Here it is. Supply closet K. 176 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,083 It's full of CPR training babies. 177 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:46,389 No one goes in there because it's too creepy. 178 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:49,697 - Oh my God. 179 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,525 It's perfect. 180 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,527 - Well, I don't want to take all the credit, 181 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,442 but I'm pretty sure doing it The Jake Way worked 182 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:56,965 and we're getting pregnant. 183 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:59,097 - That would be incredible, but 184 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,970 feels like you're setting us up for disappointment. 185 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:04,102 - No, I'm just being optimistic. 186 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:06,017 You're amazing, we're amazing, 187 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,671 and it definitely worked. 188 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:08,759 - It didn't work. - Ugh! 189 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,370 I knew it. I got bum nards! 190 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:11,980 - Jake! - Right, gotta stay optimistic. 191 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,373 We can do this! 192 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:18,203 - So how are you feeling? 193 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:19,509 - Well, I'm pretty bummed, but— 194 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,032 - Amy, could you open your mouth for me? 195 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,425 - What? No. - Forget it, I just saw. 196 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,079 She's got all her teeth... 197 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:25,863 - Even the back ones. 198 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,561 - Did that turn your mood around? 199 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,214 - Nope. But it's okay. 200 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,564 I figured out how we're gonna get pregnant. 201 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,392 - By doubling down on The Jake Way? 202 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:33,523 Ooh, do you think we could rent the phone booth 203 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,307 from the movie "Phone Booth"? 204 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,919 - No, from now on, we're gonna do it The Amy Way. 205 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,355 - Does that mean we're going back to 206 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,443 the overly scheduled sex thing? - No. 207 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,010 We're going way more scheduled. 208 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:43,011 - Ah, so even less fun. 209 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,316 - Big time. 210 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,622 This is a test, and we're failing. 211 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,363 Because we're not studying hard enough. 212 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,496 - Or maybe this is just 213 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,454 one of those tests you can't study for? 214 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:55,415 - Oh, wow, that's a new laugh. 215 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,242 - Come on. We're going binder shopping. 216 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,245 - I'm off to walk my beat again, 217 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:01,551 much like Sisyphus, 218 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,466 condemned to push the same boulder 219 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,512 up the same hill day in and day out. 220 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:08,079 - You know, according to French Philosopher Albert Camus, 221 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:11,474 Sisyphus achieved happiness in that absurd repetition. 222 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:14,564 - Any French philosophy post-Rousseau is essentially 223 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,392 a magazine. 224 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,133 You rube. 225 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:19,482 - Oh, hey, Boyle! 226 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:22,398 Do you have the 6th Street case file— 227 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,965 Wait. What's that? 228 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:26,489 - Uh, this? It's... my water bottle. 229 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:29,231 - It looks like a water bottle from a guinea pig cage. 230 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,059 - True, I got it for the guinea pigs, 231 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,539 but they're not here anymore. 232 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:35,063 So I decided to be green and use it for myself. 233 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,242 Ah! Thirst quenched. 234 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:41,461 - What took you so long? 235 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,245 Terry almost caught me. 236 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:44,246 I had to drink from the guinea pigs' water bottle. 237 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:45,595 Amazingly, he— 238 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,118 - Totally bought you'd do that? - Mm-hmm. 239 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,119 - Yeah, I'm not surprised at all. 240 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,469 Good news. 241 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,470 My niece will take the two Claires. 242 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:51,601 She wants them as pets. 243 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:53,255 - That is great! Okay. 244 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,474 Now we just need to find a home for ten more. 245 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,301 - Ten? 246 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:57,955 - Boy Claire got girl Claire pregnant 247 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,479 and made a bunch of little baby Claires. 248 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:00,567 - Oh, they're having sex again. 249 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,177 Mm-hmm. Oh, Claire. 250 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,526 - Claire. - Claire. 251 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,702 - I gotta say, I'm loving these. 252 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,530 I always wanted to wear Hammer pants. 253 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:08,662 - Stop. - Hammer time? 254 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,228 - No. Stop joking around. 255 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:12,056 You're wearing those pants 256 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,231 to keep your testicles away from your body's warm core 257 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,016 so your sperm don't overheat. 258 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,670 - Well, I am loving the breeze. I feel like I'm 83. 259 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,019 - All right, focus up. 260 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,629 This is our pregnancy war room. 261 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,152 On the master calendar, 262 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,371 we will track ovulation windows, 263 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,068 menstruation cycles, 264 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,983 and every uterine deposit. - "Uterine deposit"? 265 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,768 Is that what we're calling sex? It seems a little clinical. 266 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:29,726 - Well, you could always shorten it to U.D. 267 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,380 or "ud." 268 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:32,773 - Yeah, I don't want to do that. 269 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,383 - Here's a list of everything you cannot eat 270 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:35,602 while we are trying to conceive. 271 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,299 - No more nachos? 272 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,561 Even if they're in a novelty baseball helmet? 273 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:39,562 - No. 274 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,521 - Whoa, this is serious. 275 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,305 - We will adhere to a strict exercise regimen 276 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,349 and sleep schedule. 277 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,177 Also, no more video games, 278 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:47,614 because they cause stress and they raise your heart rate. 279 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,354 - More stress than being a police officer? 280 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,095 - Jake, I've seen you play "Mario Party." 281 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:52,662 - Wario cheats! 282 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:54,185 I'm just saying, Wario cheats. 283 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,491 It's a stupid game. 284 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,319 - Look, I know it isn't easy, 285 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:59,147 but this could increase our chances 286 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,149 of getting pregnant by 19% a month. 287 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:02,237 - Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 288 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,543 So how do we get it started: 289 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,109 Dim the lights, put on some music? 290 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,546 - Swallow 35 vitamins each. 291 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:09,374 - Oh. Cheers. 292 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,419 - Oh. 293 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:13,161 Let's make a baby! 294 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,687 I probably should have had some water ready. 295 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:21,561 - Okay, basal body temp is optimal. 296 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,519 Let's do this quickly. 297 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,478 - Oh, Amy, I'm not some faucet you can just turn on and off. 298 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:27,697 You gotta romance me. 299 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,307 Faucet's on! Let's ud! 300 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,179 - Thank You. - Spasibo. 301 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,441 - Okay. - Do svidaniya. 302 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:34,225 - Okay. 303 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,360 - Sorry! 304 00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:39,709 - I thought you separated the males and the females. 305 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,668 - Well, it's hard. They're all named Claire. 306 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,104 - You named them Claire! 307 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:50,285 - Oh, come on. 308 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,243 It's like every woman in this city has all of her teeth. 309 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,506 Stupid Bloomberg and his stupid soda ban! 310 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:57,118 - Okay, 6:14, it's ud o'clock! 311 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,249 - Okay. 312 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,643 - Here we go. - Mm-hmm. 313 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,819 - So this bag of pellets is your lunch? 314 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,299 - Yup, it's the perfect food for a human man. 315 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,780 You want some? - No! 316 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,136 - Spasibo. 317 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,616 Do svidaniya. - Do svidaniya. 318 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,402 - Sorry! 319 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,275 - Where were you? You're 19 minutes late. 320 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,712 My temperature is shot to hell! 321 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,365 - I know. I'm Sorry. 322 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:28,715 I got detained by the transit cops because 323 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,542 my baggy pants fell off on the subway. 324 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,153 - Let's just ud and get it over with. 325 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,589 - Oh, my God. 326 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,895 There's so many of them. 327 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:35,896 - Sit. 328 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:38,246 Yeah, good boy. 329 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:44,774 - You awake? - Nope. 330 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,776 You? - No. Let's do this. 331 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:47,908 - Okay. 332 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,779 Shirts on? - Definitely. 333 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,302 - Spasibo. - Pozhaluysta. 334 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:54,479 Mnogo kliyentov segodnya? 335 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,698 - Make it a double. 336 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,265 My heart has a hole in it. 337 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,658 I might as well fill it with booze. 338 00:10:58,701 --> 00:10:59,789 - Same for me. 339 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,270 Except my hole's in my mouth. 340 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,532 - It's you! 341 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,795 My toothless Cinderella! 342 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:10,278 - Well, that was definitely technically sex. 343 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,888 - Yep. 344 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,542 Maybe that was the one. 345 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,152 - Not the one. 346 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,199 - I'm so exhausted. - Me too. 347 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,287 But the doctor said that it could take a while. 348 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,158 - I know. It's just... 349 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,421 we're doing everything right, and it's still not working. 350 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,815 What kind of perfect person do you have to be to get pregnant? 351 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:28,470 - We're having a baby! 352 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,211 - Oh, rot in hell! 353 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,955 - Congratulations, Hitchcock, 354 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,608 it's the first wedding I've ever been to 355 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:37,697 with a cover charge. - It's for our honeymoon. 356 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,002 We're going to Barbados, 357 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,482 and we'll have the island all to ourselves, 358 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,092 because it's Dengue Fever season. 359 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,093 - But your wife is pregnant. 360 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,834 - You can't live in fear. 361 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,531 Don't want to spend every moment worried about Dengue 362 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,664 or black mold or those weird spots 363 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,361 on the MRI they found on your brain. 364 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,798 - Hitchcock, is your brain okay? 365 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,974 - The point is: I don't care. 366 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,149 Also, Anna's family is from the Old Country 367 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,716 and kind of conservative, 368 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,543 so try not to mention the baby to them. 369 00:11:58,587 --> 00:11:59,893 - Perfect; I'll just do what I always do at weddings: 370 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,677 not talk to anyone I don't know already. 371 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,983 - You're the best, Jake. 372 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,071 That's why you're the baby's godfather. 373 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,115 - Wait. I am? 374 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,856 - Ugh. 375 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,989 I can't believe they're pregnant and we're not. 376 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,468 How did they do it? 377 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:11,774 - They got drunk and had sex 378 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,036 in a public park next to a skunk. 379 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,385 Hitchcock sent me a very long text 380 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:15,604 with a lot of details in it. 381 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,040 I think it was meant for Scully. 382 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,868 - Ugh, the world is officially upside down. 383 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,914 - Wait a minute. Maybe that's it. 384 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,567 We tried getting pregnant The Jake Way; 385 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:23,699 we tried The Amy Way. 386 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,135 Maybe it's time we tried it... 387 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,658 The Hitchcock Way. 388 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,486 - What's The Hitchcock Way? 389 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,053 - In every situation, make the worst possible choice. 390 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,186 - Okay. What the hell? 391 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,535 Nothing else is working. 392 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,928 Let's try it The Hitchcock Way. 393 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,060 - All right, so first move: Get hammered. 394 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,193 Drink up. 395 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,543 - Uh, these are someone else's. There's lipstick on mine. 396 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,197 - Yeah, there's a cigarette in mine. 397 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,633 But we're doing things The Hitchcock Way, so bottoms up! 398 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,722 - All right. 399 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,506 - For those of you that don't know me, 400 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,726 my name is Norm Scully. 401 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,945 Hitchcock is my partner, 402 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,773 and he's also my best friend. 403 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,731 He buys the bear claws I like when we're on a stakeout 404 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,952 or when we're just in the office or at home. 405 00:12:58,995 --> 00:12:59,953 I love him. 406 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,476 Anna Rubov, 407 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,217 do you promise to love and cherish 408 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,088 Michael Hitchcock as much as I've loved him? 409 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,437 - I do. 410 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:07,525 - And, Michael Hitchcock, 411 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,092 do you agree to shower Anna 412 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,051 with the same love and kindness you've shown me 413 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,183 these 30 wonderful years together? 414 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,142 - I do. - Dang. 415 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,491 Terry didn't know this was gonna be so sweet. 416 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:17,840 - You may now kiss the bride. 417 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,109 - Hey, Rosa, good news. 418 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,719 I just talked to someone 419 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,460 who said he'd take all the guinea pigs. 420 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:30,940 - All 600? Why would he do that? 421 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,768 - I didn't ask. I just said yes. 422 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,248 Our prayers have been answered! - Who is this guy? 423 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,032 We gotta check him out, make sure he's not weird. 424 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,208 - He's just a normal guy who's a friend of Hitchcock's— 425 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,862 yep, we gotta check him out. 426 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:46,826 - Yeah, he's gonna turn them into toupees. 427 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:47,914 - Oh, my god, he is. 428 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,132 - The Hitchcock Way is exactly 429 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,004 what we needed, you know? 430 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,919 These last six months have actually been pretty hard. 431 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,485 - Mm, no! 432 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:55,704 Hitchcock doesn't dwell on the past. 433 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:58,098 Hitchcock forgets about the past 434 00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,969 because of the spots on his brain! 435 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:00,970 - Yes. 436 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:01,971 To brain spots! 437 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,889 Oh! Cinnamon schnapps! 438 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,544 - Barkeep, another round of drink roulette. 439 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,938 - Lieutenant, I never see you at Shaw's on a Sunday. 440 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:14,854 Those nights are reserved for spending time with your family. 441 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:15,898 I guess you do make... 442 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:16,899 exceptions. 443 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,292 - What? 444 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,859 - The conversation we had six months ago? 445 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:20,860 The one where you said you wouldn't make 446 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:21,861 an exception for me. 447 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,079 - That was so long ago. 448 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,733 A lot has happened since then. 449 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,953 - Well, to me it seems like mere minutes ago, 450 00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:30,173 because I've been living the same day over and over again. 451 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,828 - Gentlemen, would either of you mind giving some toasts? 452 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,874 People are starting to notice we didn't serve any food. 453 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,571 - I have something I'd like to say. 454 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,007 - Marriage is amazing. 455 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,880 To get to spend every day with the same person, 456 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,883 day after day, month after month on repeat. 457 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,015 The comfort of knowing that tomorrow 458 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,670 will be just like today is truly 459 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,019 a rewarding assignment. 460 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,586 To Hitchcock! 461 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:52,848 - Hear hear. 462 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,632 - I'd also like to make a speech. 463 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:58,158 Most marriages end in divorce, and there's a reason. 464 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,638 It's boring to be stuck in the same routine forever. 465 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,684 There's no value to be found 466 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,991 in walking the same beat over and over, 467 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,949 especially when you've been a captain for six years. 468 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,691 The point is: marriage is 469 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:12,737 a waste of my talents, Lieutenant. 470 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,914 To Hitchcock! - These are great. 471 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:15,958 - Really? 472 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,829 - I also have a toast to make. 473 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:20,180 Hitchcock, I always thought I was better than you, 474 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:23,313 because I haven't been divorced seven times 475 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,881 and I've never been banned from a museum 476 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,969 for kissing the statues. 477 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,884 But today I realize 478 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,192 that maybe my life would be better if I was more like you. 479 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:36,022 Anyway, I gotta go make a baby of my own 480 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,241 just like the baby inside of Anna. 481 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,114 - Nailed it. 482 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,594 - Why is she saying these things, Anna? 483 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,248 - Okay, bud. 484 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:48,251 Are you ready to have some stupid Hitchcock-style sex? 485 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,731 - Oh, yeah, where are we going? 486 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,124 - Nowhere. 487 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,300 We're going right here in Shaw's bathroom. 488 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,910 - Oh, that's such a bad idea. 489 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:55,955 I love it. 490 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,218 All right. 491 00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,828 - Occupied! 492 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,221 - Someone's in there. Should we wait? 493 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,831 - Would Hitchcock wait? 494 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,790 - Hell no. Hitchcock would find an alley! 495 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,749 - Well, this is perfect. 496 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,012 There's probably so many skunks skunking around here. 497 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,014 - Oh, yeah. We're gonna make a skunk baby. 498 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,015 - Yeah. 499 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,756 - Hello. - Huh? 500 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,888 - Don't worry about me. I don't want to join. 501 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,760 I'm happy just to watch. 502 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,766 - Crap; they're really pissed that Anna's pregnant. 503 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:26,376 - No, it's more complicated than that. 504 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,857 Anna just called her entire family hypocrites. 505 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:29,945 - Wait, you speak Russian? 506 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,947 - Huh. I guess I do. 507 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,383 I must have picked it up from speaking to that woman 508 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,994 at the coffee cart for the past six months. 509 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,301 - Now what's happening? 510 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,955 - Anna's mother says Anna 511 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,218 should be with someone respectable, 512 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:45,221 like her sister's husband, Boris, instead of the... 513 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,831 Pig man. - Well, that's too bad, 514 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,746 'cause she already married the pig man. 515 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,924 What's she saying? 516 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,362 - She says that Boris is not a good man. 517 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,146 He's cheating on her sister. 518 00:16:57,190 --> 00:17:00,062 She knows because he's the real father of her baby. 519 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,759 - Oh. - What? 520 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:03,892 Oh, no! 521 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,853 - Someone's here. This is too public! 522 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,073 - I mean, it wouldn't stop Hitchcock, but fine. 523 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,292 I know a secret spot. 524 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:19,821 - What was that? 525 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,127 What am I feeling right now? - Huh? 526 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,867 - Are those all your little hands? 527 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,491 - And this is the last one. 528 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:38,492 We've rounded up all the guinea pigs. 529 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,407 - Not even close. 530 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,061 Guinea pig. Guinea pig. 531 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,063 Guinea pig. Guinea pig. 532 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,587 What were you thinking, breeding guinea pigs at work? 533 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,154 - We weren't breeding them on purpose. 534 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,720 They're just very sexual creatures, 535 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:50,895 and we didn't want to slut-shame them. 536 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,158 - Yeah. 537 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,637 Sorry you're not more sex-positive, Terry. 538 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:54,856 - I called my friend at the lab. 539 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,597 He's gonna take the guinea pigs. 540 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,077 They're not gonna do any chemical tests on them. 541 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,208 They're just gonna teach them how to run mazes. 542 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,818 - Really? 543 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:01,819 I want you to look Claire 38 in the eye, 544 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,212 and tell her that— 545 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,649 - I'm sending you to a lab, Claire; bye. 546 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,216 - You can't do this! 547 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,739 - This is so unfair, Terry! - You're a cruel man! 548 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,176 - Thank God he found a way to end it. 549 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,003 - Oh, it's over. The nightmare's over. 550 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,831 - There you are. 551 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:14,963 You didn't wake me up when you left this morning. 552 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,225 - I tried. 553 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,618 You said, "I'm dead. 554 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,010 Leave me. Find someone new." 555 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,447 - Yeah, pretty hungover. 556 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,448 Look, last night wasn't great, 557 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,927 but I think I know why. 558 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,625 We were trying to do it like Hitchcock 559 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,235 when we should have been trying to do it like Boris, 560 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,629 the man who actually impregnated Hitchcock's wife. 561 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:29,978 So I found him on Facebook and— 562 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:30,979 - Jake, stop. 563 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,589 Why is it so easy 564 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,983 for everyone else to get pregnant? 565 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:35,984 I mean, look at these stupid guinea pigs. 566 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,812 They made 600 babies, 567 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:38,987 and we can't make one? 568 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,858 Why can't we make 600 babies? 569 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,860 - You can't compare yourself to guinea pigs, babe. 570 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,079 You taught me that. 571 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,776 - I'm exhausted. 572 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,213 And the universe keeps telling us 573 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,953 that it doesn't want us to have a baby. 574 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,216 The message couldn't be clearer. 575 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,826 So I'm done. 576 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,133 - Like, done for this month? 577 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,526 - Done. Just done. 578 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,054 - Thank you for seeing me. 579 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,622 I just wanted to let you know I was wrong. 580 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,537 Until last night, I didn't realize 581 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,496 how much Russian I'd learned. 582 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,019 - Yeah, it was impressive. 583 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,847 And your accent was great, too. - Thank you, 584 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,196 but I actually speak with the accent of a peasant. 585 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,285 Anyway, I walked my beat this morning, 586 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,244 and I spoke to several people in Russian. 587 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,985 They were so impressed, they opened up to me. 588 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,988 I got a number of useful tips. - All right. 589 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,208 All because I made you do something tedious. 590 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,210 - Monotonous. Don't ruin this. 591 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,778 - Thanks for coming out to Hitchcock's divorce party. 592 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,301 - You know you got another gay cake, right? 593 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,868 - What? No way. 594 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,522 - It says "Boys! Boys! Boys!" on it. 595 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,654 - Because we're the boys. 596 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,961 - Guys, I figured out what went wrong between Anna and me. 597 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:42,137 My job. I'm a workaholic! 598 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,834 Not anymore. 599 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,185 From now on, I'm focusing on what really matters. 600 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,274 Come on, Scully, let's get some wings. 601 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:51,190 - Aw, bud, I thought you'd never ask. 602 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,887 - Hey, want some cake? 603 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,018 I got a piece with a heart on it, 604 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,672 which I now realize is a butt. 605 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,284 - I'm good. Thanks. 606 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,068 - So listen. 607 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,070 I've been thinking about what you said this morning... 608 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:05,073 And it has been a really hard couple of months. 609 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,336 - I'm sorry I'm bad at making babies. 610 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,729 - Hey, hey, don't say that. 611 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,165 It's not your fault. 612 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,906 And look, for all we know, I could have— 613 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,951 - Don't say you have bum nards. 614 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,606 - I wasn't—I wasn't gonna. 615 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:22,177 I think maybe it's just a thing we can't control. 616 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,092 - That is my least favorite kind of thing. 617 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,746 - I know. 618 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,791 - I really wanted to start a family. 619 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:32,318 - Amy, we are a family. 620 00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,971 You and me. 621 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,625 So, you know, we can keep trying 622 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,149 or look into IVF or adoption 623 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,935 or if we want, we can forget about the whole thing. 624 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:44,243 But if we're together, I'm happy no matter what. 625 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,636 - I don't know what I want to do. 626 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,247 - Fine. That's okay too. 627 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,683 We don't have to have a plan. 628 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,337 We make the rules. 629 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,121 Maybe it would help to just not think 630 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,731 about the whole thing for a while 631 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,124 and see where we're at. 632 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,258 - Yeah, okay. 633 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,650 I love you. 634 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:01,999 - I love you. 635 00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:14,055 - Should we go? 636 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,361 - Yes. - Okay. 637 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,799 - Nope.