1 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:06,220 What's this meeting about? 2 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:07,660 Did someone find my meatball sub? 3 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:09,156 A, we would never have a meeting about that. 4 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:10,570 - B, you are holding it. - Oh. 5 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:11,790 Meeting adjourned. 6 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:13,310 Meeting's not over, dummy. 7 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,636 Terry said he had some news from the office 8 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:16,100 of Commissioner Wuntch. 9 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:17,840 What does that human blister want now? 10 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,970 Does she intend to demote me even further? 11 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,320 Or perhaps she'll transfer me to the swamps of New Jersey 12 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,800 so I can patrol the sinkhole where she was spawned. 13 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:26,646 Or it's possible the announcement has nothing 14 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:28,086 - to do with you. - Oh, good thinking, Peralta. 15 00:00:28,110 --> 00:00:29,200 You're right. 16 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,396 Maybe Madeline wants to inform 17 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:31,486 us all that she's a Cheuksin. 18 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:33,160 - A what? - A Cheuksin. 19 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,070 A Korean toilet ghost, lives in an outhouse, 20 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,730 wraps her hair around your throat and chokes you to death 21 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:39,356 - while you move your bowels. - You know what? 22 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:41,820 I will give you $6,000 if the announcement 23 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:43,080 is she's a Cheuksin. 24 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,520 - Okay, everyone. - I have some news. 25 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,910 That Madeline Wuntch is a Korean toilet ghost? 26 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,960 Boring. We already knew that. 27 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,920 Madeline Wuntch is dead. 28 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,050 Say what now? 29 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,380 - Wait, Wuntch is dead? - Yeah. 30 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:17,290 The Commissioner's office just notified us. 31 00:01:17,330 --> 00:01:18,550 No way that's true. 32 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,470 As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, 33 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:22,120 "I'm not buying it." 34 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:24,250 - Sir, she's dead. - Oh, Terry. 35 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,910 Zombies can't die. This is some sort of scam. 36 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:28,430 If she were dead, 37 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,936 we would be hearing the sounds of children 38 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,416 - singing in the streets. - I don't know, sir. 39 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,050 You didn't believe it when we told you 40 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:34,570 the Disco Strangler died, either. 41 00:01:34,610 --> 00:01:35,896 - And I was right. - He was faking it. 42 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,050 Maybe she's alive. 43 00:01:37,090 --> 00:01:38,416 Why would Wuntch fake her own death? 44 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,310 The same reason she visits Mexico once a year 45 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,920 and sucks the blood from all the goats. 46 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:43,270 For kicks. 47 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,556 Look, I don't know what to tell you, 48 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:46,280 but she's dead. What do you want? 49 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,370 To open up her coffin and check for yourself? 50 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:50,800 Oh, she's very dead. 51 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:52,370 Hello, gentlemen. 52 00:01:52,410 --> 00:01:54,306 Guess who's walking the red carpet this Saturday? 53 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:56,290 - Chord Overstreet. - Who? 54 00:01:56,330 --> 00:01:57,940 - Sam Evans from "Glee." - No, me. 55 00:01:57,980 --> 00:02:00,136 Why would you guess that? I was clearly talking about me. 56 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,420 Okay, but for the record, 57 00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:02,706 I bet Chord Overstreet will also be walking one. 58 00:02:02,730 --> 00:02:04,210 Stop talking about Chord Overstreet. 59 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:05,356 No, I'm going to the world premiere 60 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:07,820 of "Kwazy Kupcakes: The Movie." 61 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:09,560 - Whoa! - How'd you get the invite? 62 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,260 - My buddy Mikey J. - Hooked me up. 63 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:12,626 - Oh, your ska friend? - Did he work on the movie? 64 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:14,430 No, he submitted an unsolicited script 65 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,130 that a producer accidentally opened 66 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:18,156 so legally they had to give him a "story by" credit, 67 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,920 and now I've got four tickets. 68 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,920 - Wow. - So who you bringing? 69 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,880 You know, Cagney and Lacey love "Kwazy Kupcakes." 70 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:27,270 - They are crazy Kwazy fans. - Huh, cool. 71 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,816 Well, if you guys are free this Saturday... 72 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,540 Stop, before you say anything you regret, 73 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:32,450 you should know that "Kwazy Kupcakes" 74 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,060 means a lot to Nikolaj. 75 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,540 At the orphanage that game was his only friend. 76 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,020 Touching, but Cagney and Lacey 77 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,330 don't have any friends at all. 78 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:40,940 Maybe they can make some at this event. 79 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,070 So what do you say, Jake? 80 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,486 - Whose kids do you like more? - What? 81 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:44,836 Wait, wait, wait. That's not what this is about. 82 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,900 No, Boyle's right. Whose kids do you like more? 83 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:48,210 - Tell us now. - Okay. 84 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,600 You guys are being really intense. 85 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,250 I like all of your kids an equal amount. 86 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:52,886 Just give me some space and I'll figure out 87 00:02:52,910 --> 00:02:54,650 - who I'm gonna take. - Okay, backing off. 88 00:02:54,690 --> 00:02:56,170 - Stepping away. - Making room. 89 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:57,740 - Letting you breathe. - Thank you. 90 00:03:00,870 --> 00:03:03,610 Did you both just send me pictures of your kids crying? 91 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:04,830 No. 92 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,880 Ding, dong, the Wuntch is dead. 93 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,010 Bagels for everyone! 94 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,490 So I guess you believe it now. 95 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:12,906 Yep. Wanna see the selfies I took? 96 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:14,386 - Actually, yes. - I'll share the album with you. 97 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:15,410 Oh, my God! 98 00:03:15,450 --> 00:03:16,930 I just heard about Wuntch! 99 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:18,320 She was so young! 100 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:19,850 For a redwood tree. 101 00:03:19,890 --> 00:03:21,500 Uh, I don't understand what's going on. 102 00:03:21,550 --> 00:03:23,500 - Why are you crying? - A person is dead. 103 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,900 - I feel sad. - That's insane. 104 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,510 You don't feel sad when a monster dies 105 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:28,680 in a monster movie. 106 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,860 In "E.T.," 107 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:31,640 do you feel sad when E.T. dies? 108 00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:33,170 - Yes. - He wasn't a monster. 109 00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:35,470 - He caused a real commotion. - It isn't just Wuntch. 110 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,210 I started seeing a fertility doctor 111 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,820 and she has me taking hormones to help with ovulation 112 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:42,350 and my emotions are in overdrive. 113 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,700 Well, I know just the thing to cheer you up. 114 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:47,440 Wuntch is dead! Bagel! 115 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,530 Bagel! Bagel! 116 00:03:49,570 --> 00:03:51,710 Sir, I am loving this color on you, 117 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,246 but don't you think you should tone it down? 118 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,710 Why, in case I run into her family? 119 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,036 I'm not planning any trips to the Bronx Zoo. 120 00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:57,540 Wait. 121 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:58,776 Does this mean you're gonna be captain again? 122 00:03:58,800 --> 00:03:59,710 It does. 123 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:00,906 The Chief of Personnel called 124 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:02,630 to say the promotion is in the works. 125 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:04,370 Her death means I've won. 126 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,940 It's finally over. 127 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,640 An email from Madeline Wuntch? 128 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,990 Subject line, "It's not over." 129 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:16,470 My friends, 130 00:04:16,510 --> 00:04:18,910 I have a proclamation to bestow upon ye. 131 00:04:18,950 --> 00:04:20,300 Why are you talking like that? 132 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:21,586 And why'd you have us come in here? 133 00:04:21,610 --> 00:04:22,870 Is this about the tickets? 134 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:24,780 It is indeed about said tickets, 135 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:27,130 and said proclamation about said tickets is in fact... 136 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:29,400 Jake, just tell us. No one is liking this. 137 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,050 I'm loving it. You sound so smart. 138 00:04:31,090 --> 00:04:33,880 Oh, thank you, my loyal subject Charles. 139 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,750 Now, as you know, this decision has been quite hard upon me... 140 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,450 Title of mine sex tape... but I have made it at long last, 141 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:45,500 and it is my decree that the recipient shall be... 142 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,670 - Both of you. - What? 143 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,086 Did you talk to Mikey J. And get more tickets? 144 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:50,160 Indeed I did not, 145 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,200 but it is my decision 146 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,420 that I will cut all 147 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,810 - of said tickets in twain. - Twain? 148 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:57,250 Terry doesn't want a twained ticket to "Kwazy Kupcakes." 149 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:58,820 That's not how tickets work. 150 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:00,146 - You'd just be ruining them. - None of us would get in. 151 00:05:00,170 --> 00:05:01,600 - Are you dumb? - No! 152 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:02,820 All right, full disclosure. 153 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:04,520 I was trying to do that Bible thing 154 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,056 and then one of you was gonna take the high road 155 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,406 and say that rather than see the tickets destroyed, 156 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:08,350 you would just bow out, 157 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,440 and then that person 158 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,350 was gonna get the tickets. 159 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:11,740 Nope. 160 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:12,700 If I don't get them, no one does. 161 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:14,270 Agreed. Boyles or bust. 162 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:16,140 - Cut them up. - I'm not gonna do that. 163 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:17,856 I'm just gonna have to think of another way to figure this out. 164 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,320 Stupid Bible with stupid lessons never solved crap! 165 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,930 So you were right. 166 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:23,726 Wuntch was not able to claw through her coffin 167 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:25,450 and write the email herself. 168 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,256 It turns out, the lawyer for her estate sent it. 169 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,060 I wish I had taken the LSATs. 170 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:32,500 Not to be a lawyer. Just seems like a fun test. 171 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:33,916 - Dude, you're bumming us out. - All right. 172 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:36,460 Uh, the email contains a link to a video. 173 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,160 I'm going to play it. Brace yourselves. 174 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,380 If it shows Madeline, 175 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,096 be sure not to look directly into her eyes. 176 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,446 - Because we'll turn to stone? - No. 177 00:05:42,470 --> 00:05:44,210 Because her eyes are ugly. 178 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:46,560 Hello, Raymond. Surprised to see me? 179 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,690 Well, I didn't say Bloody Mary three times, 180 00:05:48,740 --> 00:05:50,690 - so yes. - When did she record this? 181 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:52,260 Judging by the flames around her, 182 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,260 it could be a livestream. 183 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:55,390 Very good, Rosa. 184 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,790 I'm sure you consider my untimely death a victory, 185 00:05:57,830 --> 00:05:59,530 but I'd never let you win. 186 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:01,490 I told everyone that in my final days, 187 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:05,270 we reconciled and you insisted on hosting and organizing 188 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,280 my NYPD memorial service. 189 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,890 I know you won't be able to resist badmouthing me 190 00:06:09,930 --> 00:06:11,020 at the service. 191 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:12,256 All the top brass will be there, 192 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,306 and when you speak ill of me, 193 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:14,670 it will end your career. 194 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,020 It's over. I won. 195 00:06:17,070 --> 00:06:18,290 Bye, Raymond. 196 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:20,290 - Oh, no. - I'm doomed. 197 00:06:20,330 --> 00:06:21,860 Seriously? 198 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:23,446 All you have to do is not insult a dead woman 199 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:26,030 - at her own memorial service. - Exactly. 200 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,430 It's impossible. 201 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:32,430 Oh, you must be feeling better. 202 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:33,390 You're heating up your favorite meal; beans. 203 00:06:33,430 --> 00:06:34,480 They're refried. 204 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,430 It's bad enough they were cooked once, 205 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,700 let alone twice, 206 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:38,366 and now the toaster oven makes it three times. 207 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:40,350 I couldn't be crying for help any louder. 208 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,010 So I take it you couldn't get out 209 00:06:42,050 --> 00:06:43,570 of organizing Wuntch's memorial. 210 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,970 Oh, no. It's impossible. 211 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:46,530 She has bested me yet again. 212 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:49,190 Well then stop being such a moron, you idiot. 213 00:06:49,230 --> 00:06:51,320 - Amy! - Sorry, it's the hormones. 214 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,686 They're making me really irritable. 215 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:53,970 Angry Amy's right. 216 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,476 All you have to do is say a few nice comments 217 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,200 - during the memorial. - As God said 218 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,996 when Wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into heaven, 219 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:01,460 "It ain't happening, honey." 220 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:04,160 I tried to write a kind speech about her last night, 221 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,290 - and this is what came out. - Oh. 222 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:08,210 It's, like, 20 pages long. 223 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:11,080 - Why is it in all caps? - So I remember to yell it. 224 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,520 Oh, well, you obviously can't read any of this. 225 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,130 Look, since you can't say anything nice, 226 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:18,830 try saying the opposite of whatever you're thinking. 227 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:20,170 Interesting. 228 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:21,390 I'll give it a whirl. 229 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:26,140 Madeline Wuntch was... 230 00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:28,360 - A friend. - See? 231 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,556 It's not that hard to say something ni... 232 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:31,450 Oh, you're vomiting. 233 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:33,930 - Hi, Jake. - It's me, Nikolaj. 234 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:34,840 Hey, bud. What are you doing here? 235 00:07:34,890 --> 00:07:36,100 It's Thursday. 236 00:07:36,150 --> 00:07:37,166 Shouldn't you be at tailoring class? 237 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,580 I want to say thank you. 238 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:40,086 Dad said that you were giving us tickets 239 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:41,890 to the "Kwazy Kupcakes" movie. 240 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:45,420 - Oh, he did, did he? - Excuse me one second. 241 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:48,250 - Of all the twisted moves! - Don't hate the player. 242 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:49,770 Go ahead. Tell Niko he's not going. 243 00:07:49,810 --> 00:07:50,860 I dare you. 244 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:52,080 Hey, listen. 245 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,836 Niko, there's something I gotta tell you. 246 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:56,430 Uncle Jake! Uncle Jake! 247 00:07:56,470 --> 00:07:59,040 - Slow down, girls. - No need to run. 248 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,090 Uncle Jake is family. 249 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:03,520 Now, what do you wanna say to Uncle Jake? 250 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,870 Thank you for the tickets. 251 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,610 Oh, that's so cute how you said that 252 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,920 at the same time without rehearsing it in the car. 253 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,750 - It sure is. - Hey, Terry, Charles, 254 00:08:11,790 --> 00:08:13,426 can I speak with you in the break room for a moment? 255 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:16,060 Uh, hey, kids, look at this. 256 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:17,100 Pimping out your kids? 257 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:18,540 I hate to say this, but you two 258 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:20,580 are acting like bad dads, and I should know. 259 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,346 One time my father forgot to pick me up from school 260 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:24,126 'cause he was having sex with my best friend's mom. 261 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,216 Oh, my God. That's terrible. 262 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,330 Yeah. I was 15. 263 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:27,810 I just walked to the mall 264 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:29,216 and watched "Empire Records" by myself, 265 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,006 but the point is, you're both acting ridiculous. 266 00:08:31,030 --> 00:08:32,680 No, this is on you, Jake. 267 00:08:32,730 --> 00:08:34,730 - You need to make a choice. - That's not fair. 268 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:37,860 You both want to go and I don't want to hurt either of you. 269 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,340 But maybe I don't have to. 270 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:42,040 I can let fate hurt you. We'll flip a coin. 271 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,690 Terry, call it in the air. Heads or tails. 272 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:46,610 Neither. 273 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:47,910 Oh, my God. 274 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,570 Did you just fold my quarter in half? 275 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:50,920 Fate's a bitch. 276 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,830 You make the choice. 277 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,310 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. 278 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,140 Just so you know, I would never bend your money. 279 00:08:58,190 --> 00:08:59,556 - Yeah, 'cause you can't. - Correct, I cannot. 280 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,670 - No one can. - How did he do that? 281 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:04,450 Now these fertility drugs are making me sweat. 282 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,630 - Is it noticeable? - No. 283 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:06,930 - Yes. - Oh. 284 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,216 I thought we were gonna lie to her 285 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,656 because it's so upsetting to look at. 286 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,346 Just tell me what room the memorial is in. 287 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:12,826 We don't have a lot of time to set up. 288 00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:13,940 About that. 289 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:15,046 Yesterday before you convinced me 290 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:16,810 to hold a respectful service, 291 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:20,210 I sent some instructions for how I wanted the room to look. 292 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:23,080 We may need to make some tweaks. 293 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:29,000 - So many balloon arches. - I know. 294 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,310 It all has to go. Okay! 295 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:33,610 Everyone, we have work to do. 296 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,180 - Better? - Much. 297 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:37,270 But to be clear, 298 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,530 the first version was dope 299 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:39,816 and you have my respect for life. 300 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,010 Excuse me. 301 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:43,620 Is this the memorial for Madeline Wuntch? 302 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:47,190 Yes, this is the memorial for Madeline Wuntch. 303 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:50,760 Just saying her name brings tears to my eyes. 304 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,150 Why, because her heart was made of onions? 305 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,240 Excuse me? 306 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:55,566 Madeline Wuntch was what you get 307 00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:57,680 when you cross a slug with an anal fissure. 308 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:01,160 We spent our entire lives trying to destroy each other. 309 00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:03,770 I was her one true nemesis. 310 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,340 No. 311 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:10,340 Hey there, Jake. 312 00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:11,910 I felt bad about folding 313 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:12,910 your quarter in half, 314 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,390 so I got you a new one. 315 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,270 Thank you. But that's not a quarter. 316 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:19,400 Wow, you're right. 317 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,360 That happens to be an 1883 318 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,530 Carson City silver dollar in near-mint condition 319 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:24,880 complete with commemorative case. 320 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,710 That's gotta be worth $138. 321 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:29,760 You know what? Keep it. 322 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,970 Shame. 323 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,450 Shame, Terrence Jeffords, shame! 324 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:33,996 You probably didn't realize this, Jake, 325 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:36,070 but the lieutenant over here is trying to bribe you. 326 00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:37,346 Yeah, I don't think he's hiding that. 327 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,070 - I am not. - Well, neither am I. 328 00:10:39,110 --> 00:10:41,160 Here's a check for $200. 329 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,330 Another silver dollar. 330 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:45,290 Ooh, looks like I'm up to 276. 331 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:48,600 Well, here's a second check for $77. 332 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,730 - I am up one dollar. - Four more. 333 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,260 How many silver dollars do you have? 334 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,690 As many as it takes. 335 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,560 Well, this checkbook is only on 304, 336 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,440 so I can write checks all day long. 337 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,626 - Well, you know what? - Here's my watch. 338 00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:00,390 - Yeah, melt this down. - Enough! 339 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,986 I'm tired of being stuck in the middle of this. 340 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:04,140 You figure out who gets the tickets and tell me. 341 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,270 That should keep them busy for a little while. 342 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:09,530 Hey, Jake, we've decided how to settle this. 343 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:12,100 We're gonna duke it out in the ring. 344 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:13,840 What? 345 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,370 That man is lying. 346 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:19,150 I don't believe Wuntch had another rival. 347 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,280 I saw it in her eyes. 348 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:22,330 She only had hate for me. 349 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,460 - Are you jealous? - Of course I am. 350 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:27,470 I despised her with my entire being 351 00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:29,666 while she was only despising me with a fraction of hers? 352 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,990 Sir, you were doing so well, okay? 353 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,380 Don't let this rattle you. 354 00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:34,796 Are you wearing sponges in your armpits? 355 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,186 If you have a better way to soak up sweat, 356 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,170 I would like to hear it. 357 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,610 Where are you going? 358 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:41,870 To find out if there was another man. 359 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,310 - So, um, Adam is it? - Mm-hmm. 360 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:47,490 I only ask because Madeline never mentioned you. 361 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:49,400 Interesting, 'cause she mentioned you to me, 362 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,140 - as a friend. - Friend? 363 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,750 - Mm. - I think you added an "R" 364 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,646 - to the word "fiend." - No, I'm sure it was friend. 365 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,410 I mean, based on context alone, 366 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,036 I wouldn't say somebody was one of my closest fiends. 367 00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,540 Oh, you might. 368 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:00,826 We had a very contentious relationship. 369 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,850 She never forgave me for embarrassing her 370 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,280 in front of Derek Jeter. 371 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:06,006 Well, I embarrassed her in front of A-Rod 372 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:07,980 and J. Lo together. 373 00:12:08,030 --> 00:12:10,250 For 15 years I replaced her anti-wrinkle cream 374 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:11,640 with sour cream. 375 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,770 I replaced her Lactaid pills with Tic Tacs. 376 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,536 Dead moron was crapping her pants for months. 377 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,796 She hacked into my Netflix account 378 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,390 and watched the "Lizzie McGuire" movie 379 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:19,950 on repeat to ruin my algorithm. 380 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,350 She made me guard that doctor 381 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,170 who came back to New York with Ebola. 382 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,546 Sir, maybe you want to keep it down. 383 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,440 There's people... That witch ruined my life! 384 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,790 She demoted me from captain to uniformed officer. 385 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:31,750 Eight years ago she had me kicked off the force entirely. 386 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:33,440 You were not her greatest rival, 387 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:35,270 and the proof is right here. 388 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,360 Hello, Adam. 389 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,060 I may be dying 390 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,710 but I burned down your cabin in Maine. 391 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,800 You were my one true rival. 392 00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:44,020 There you have it. 393 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:48,810 I meant nothing to her. 394 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:52,460 That cockroach Madeline was two-timing me! 395 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,680 No sign of Holt anywhere. 396 00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:57,770 I know that's important, 397 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,690 but I don't think I can just breeze past 398 00:12:58,730 --> 00:12:59,820 the outfit, "Sister Act." 399 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,170 I sweat through my clothes 400 00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:02,846 and I found this in the back of a closet, okay? 401 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,170 - Deal with it. - You look great. 402 00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:05,690 - Oh, there he is. - Sir, over here. 403 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,040 Where are you? 404 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,000 Why are you holding the mean yelling speech? 405 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,480 Because I'm gonna yell it, meanly. 406 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,960 I wasted half my life hating that duplicitous hag, 407 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,376 and she didn't even have the decency 408 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,750 to truly hate me back. 409 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,180 Well, screw her. 410 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,376 - I'm gonna ruin her memorial. - No, you can't do that. 411 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,360 If you read that speech, you'll be fired. 412 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,710 You're right. 413 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,850 And that would ruin my career. 414 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,720 And it's worth it. 415 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,850 I'm giving the speech. 416 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:32,460 No, that's what Wuntch wanted. 417 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,770 - You're letting her win. - Sweaty Amy's right. 418 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:35,720 If you really wanna get back at her, 419 00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:36,770 you'll team up with Adam 420 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:38,070 and give her a nice funeral. 421 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,860 It's like " The Durrells of Corfu" 422 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:42,030 when Prudence and Louisa joined forces... 423 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,170 To sink the catamaran of the bookseller Yorgos 424 00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:47,080 who wronged them both. Yes! 425 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:50,000 I will team up with Adam. 426 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,480 Wow. 427 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,390 For a moment there, 428 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,010 I almost forgot who the real villain was. 429 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:59,270 - The woman who recently died. - Mm. 430 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,180 Charles, why did you let Terry choose boxing? 431 00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:02,840 - He didn't. - I picked it. 432 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,880 - But you'll die. - Don't worry about it. 433 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,150 Boxing's in my blood. 434 00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,840 My Nana Boyle boxed in the Navy. 435 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,890 I'm sure she did but... And hear me out... 436 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,646 What if you're not as strong as your Nana Boyle? 437 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:13,890 I can handle myself. 438 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,550 She taught me her signature punch; 439 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:17,980 - the Strawberry Basket. - That does not reassure me. 440 00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:19,590 Hey there, big guy. 441 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,900 You sure you're feeling okay about ending Charles' life? 442 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,900 Yep, my girls are gonna see this movie. 443 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,950 Right, well, before you commit manslaughter, 444 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,790 I do feel compelled to tell you that the movie 445 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,430 only has a 38 on Rotten Tomatoes. 446 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,430 Jake, stop yapping and let them fight. 447 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,496 I wanna see the big guy pop the little guy's head off. 448 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,740 Yeah, let's start the fight! 449 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:37,106 I wanna pop that little guy's head off! 450 00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:38,530 You're clearly the little guy. 451 00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:39,700 Good one, Jake. 452 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,960 - All right. - I guess this is happening. 453 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:43,620 Touch gloves. 454 00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:48,010 Charles, it's been very nice being your friend. 455 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:49,580 Terry, I'll visit you in prison. 456 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,710 And... 457 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,020 - Fight. - Strawberry basket! 458 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,590 Whoo, yeah! 459 00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:57,630 You mess with Grandma, 460 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,940 you're gonna get the basket! 461 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,176 Charles, you punched him in the nards. 462 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,940 Yeah, Nana fought nasty. 463 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:03,656 Now if you don't mind, I'd like those tickets. 464 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,290 I didn't hear no bell! 465 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:08,430 Jake, I think those tickets are mine. 466 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:11,600 Strawberry basket! 467 00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:15,000 - Guys, stop! - It's a movie about cupcakes! 468 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,480 - You don't understand! - You don't have kids! 469 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,350 Wow, that speech would have been amazing. 470 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:23,440 I had to look up what a toilet ghost was. 471 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,920 Uh, yes, I took a trip to Korea 472 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,830 just to research a new Wuntch insult. 473 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,140 In fact it's been a motivation 474 00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,580 for most of my international travel. 475 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,490 - Mm. - So you guys are friends now? 476 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,516 Uh, yes, it seems we have a great deal in common. 477 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:34,970 Well, one thing. 478 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,320 Hating Wuntch. 479 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,280 I read him the obituary I wrote for her, 480 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,566 but the "Times" wouldn't publish it. 481 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,646 It had too many obscenities. 482 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:43,160 And I read him my all caps speech. 483 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,330 - And I loved it. - It was like poetry. 484 00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:47,510 Madeline smelled like dog crap. 485 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:50,160 Raymond convinced me the best way to get back at Wuntch 486 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,900 is to make sure he doesn't get fired. 487 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,470 Also I'm just gonna chisel a penis onto her headstone. 488 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:55,780 And I'm gonna watch. 489 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,170 Please take your seats. 490 00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:58,650 Well, uh, time for me to go 491 00:15:58,690 --> 00:15:59,886 make a tear-jerker of a speech. 492 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,480 Hey, I thought of the best hashtag 493 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,130 to post with my photo of the grave penis. 494 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:04,740 I'm not on board with that friendship. 495 00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,246 Yeah, there's something weird about that guy. 496 00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:08,026 Hey, when did he say he got kicked off the force? 497 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,700 - Eight years ago. - That doesn't add up. 498 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,920 He said Wuntch sent him to guard the Ebola doctor. 499 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,580 - Wasn't that six years ago? - Yeah. 500 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:14,800 Oh, my God. 501 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,036 Wuntch sent him to destroy Holt. 502 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,020 Good afternoon. 503 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,800 On this sad day, 504 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,370 I'd like to say a few words about Commissioner Wuntch. 505 00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:23,630 Madeline smelled like dog crap. 506 00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:25,630 I'm sorry. 507 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,760 I... I don't know what... 508 00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:28,770 From a sick dog. 509 00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:30,510 Adam, what are you doing? 510 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:33,860 I'm showing everyone your true colors, Raymond Holt. 511 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,510 Enjoy the show, people! 512 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:41,520 Madeline Wuntch will not soon be forgotten. 513 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,976 Trick or Treaters will dress like her for generations. 514 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,480 - Hey! - Diaz, delete all the videos. 515 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,910 Deleted. 516 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,790 - It's over. - Yeah, for you. 517 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:50,660 Everyone who's anyone in NYPD 518 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,530 just saw you for your true self. 519 00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:55,710 - Your career is ruined, Ray-Ray. - Who are you? 520 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,400 - Why are you doing this? - I'm Madeline Wuntch's nephew. 521 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,710 She sent me here to carry out 522 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,410 the final phase of her master plan, 523 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,930 and now it's all over. Wait, why are you smiling? 524 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:08,410 Because, Adam, this isn't the real memorial. 525 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,070 - It's all a ruse. - What? 526 00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:12,200 Yeah, what? 527 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,250 I knew Wuntch had one 528 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,306 final trick up her sleeve. 529 00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,730 I didn't know what it was, 530 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:17,290 so I had to be prepared for anything. 531 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,560 This whole thing was staged. 532 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,926 None of these people are real mourners. 533 00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:22,730 They're not even in the NYPD. 534 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,870 - You hired actors? - Worse. 535 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,480 They're members of local improv troupes, 536 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,570 and they did it for "the exposure." 537 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,220 This has been a blast, 538 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,936 but we have to go start a flash mob at the Freedom Tower. 539 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,196 Oh, check out our YouTube channel. 540 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,570 - No. - Sit down. 541 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,530 I have to hand it to you, Adam. 542 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:38,620 You almost fooled me, 543 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,450 but no other man could possibly 544 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:41,710 have what Wuntch and I had. 545 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,840 We were star-crossed haters. 546 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:45,760 Whatever. 547 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,060 I still inherit half her estate 548 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,760 - just for trying this. - Cool. 549 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,200 Who gets the other half of every child's nightmares? 550 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,030 - I love it, Rosa. - Great work all day. 551 00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:57,680 So how are you two feeling after your little boxing match? 552 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,080 - My head hurts. - I can't feel my strawberries. 553 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,950 I meant more emotionally and less groinally, 554 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:04,886 but listen, ever since I brought these tickets up, 555 00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:07,080 you guys have made my life absolutely miserable, 556 00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:09,170 but that ends now, because I've made a choice. 557 00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,936 - Cagney is sick. - We don't know how long she has. 558 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,830 - We do know for Nikolaj. - It's 36 hours. 559 00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:14,830 - Just stop, all right? - Stop lying. 560 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:16,480 This is exactly the type of behavior 561 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:20,400 that has led me to decide that I'm not taking either of you. 562 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,100 - Seriously? - Oh, man. 563 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:23,790 The kids are gonna be so disappointed. 564 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,100 No, they won't, because they're going. 565 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,150 That's right, I'm bringing all three of them 566 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,800 by myself and you two don't get to go. 567 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,590 Your childish behavior has led you to miss out 568 00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,890 on the most exciting movie premiere event 569 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,940 in the state of New York this Saturday. 570 00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:41,990 I hope you've learned your lesson. 571 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,900 Good day. 572 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,170 Wait. He's taking the kids for us? 573 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,576 It's just like getting a free babysitter. 574 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,000 This is incredible. 575 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,820 People without kids are so stupid. 576 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,740 - They're gonna destroy him. - Yeah. 577 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,870 So just to be clear, 578 00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:58,610 this service is actually real, right? 579 00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:00,180 Oh, yes. 580 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,326 I figured if I needed two fake memorials 581 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,530 to smoke out Wuntch's plan, 582 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:03,620 she deserved to win, 583 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:04,790 but she didn't win. I did. 584 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,180 Finally beat the old fishwife. 585 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,530 It's crazy. 586 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,776 After today you never have to think 587 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,670 about Madeline Wuntch again. 588 00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:11,906 Yes, I suppose you're right. 589 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,670 Sir, does that make you sad? 590 00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,540 I don't know. 591 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:17,590 I think maybe... 592 00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,330 Yes? 593 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:22,070 Well, I think it's natural 594 00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:24,120 to feel a little down about her death. 595 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,680 For the last 20 years, your lives have been entangled. 596 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:29,250 Because of her ratty hair. 597 00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:30,860 No, it's not the same. 598 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,226 Now it just feels like I'm insulting 599 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,210 - a helpless dead person. - You are. 600 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,260 It's what you've been doing all week. 601 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,610 Yeah, it's been tight. 602 00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,050 Well, it's time for my speech. 603 00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:43,180 Sir, what are you gonna say? 604 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,440 I don't know. 605 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,530 Maybe I'll just be honest. 606 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,540 Did he say he was gonna be honest? 607 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,636 Yeah, this is gonna be bad. 608 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:53,010 As many of you know, 609 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:55,320 Madeline and I were bitter rivals, 610 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,840 but I've come to realize 611 00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:58,166 she held a special place in my life. 612 00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:01,760 No one challenged me like she did 613 00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:04,720 or made me feel as alive. 614 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,940 Our relationship was like an epic chess match. 615 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,600 And it's hard to believe that... 616 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:15,820 She'll never make another move. 617 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,130 Unless... 618 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,650 No, it's just a notification. 619 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,570 Cheddar's doggy toothpaste has shipped. 620 00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:27,790 So she is gone, 621 00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:29,660 and I wish she were not. 622 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,360 I will miss you, Madeline Wuntch. 623 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,280 Wario, why are you like this? 624 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,410 Hey, so I don't know if you noticed, 625 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,890 but ever since I started those hormone treatments... 626 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:44,370 I didn't notice anything. 627 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,720 You said that way too quick. 628 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,640 I mean, you did cry at that one car commercial 629 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,110 and it wasn't even an emotional one. 630 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,070 - It was about towing capacity. - Yeah. 631 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,860 Well, I called the doctor 632 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,290 to see if that was a common side effect 633 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,210 and apparently, it isn't. 634 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,510 Oh, no. 635 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,430 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. 636 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:03,430 She did have one guess as to what might be causing it. 637 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,740 And, um, she was right. 638 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:12,790 Ames. 639 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:16,050 - Are we having a baby? - We're having a baby. 640 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:21,800 It happened! 641 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,760 - Not a doctor. - Shh. 642 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,930 Fremulon.