1 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:06,832 Peralta, you need to come with me right now. 2 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,356 Can I eat my bagel? 3 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:10,793 Trust me, you're not gonna wanna eat before you see this. 4 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:13,404 That's Shane Reed. Suspect in a string of B&Es. 5 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:16,538 Got pulled over this morning. This was in his trunk. 6 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:18,844 Son of a bitch! 7 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:21,021 Peralta... Peralta, calm down. 8 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:23,414 - Why am I here? I didn't do anything. 9 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,155 You broke into 15 houses, Shane, 10 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,698 but that's not what I care about right now. 11 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,550 All I care about is what we found in your car. 12 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:30,223 - I don't understand. - He doesn't understand, Diaz. 13 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:31,727 Why don't you fill him in? 14 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,357 "You are invited to celebrate the wedding 15 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:35,383 of Katherine Joyner and Douglas Judy." 16 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:37,863 Douglas Judy, AKA Doug Judy, 17 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,865 AKA, the Pontiac Bandit. 18 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,389 - Maybe. - That's a yes. 19 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:43,106 Now tell me, Shane, when did you get the invite? 20 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,566 What? 21 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:45,934 When did you receive the invite in the mail 22 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,308 and how come I didn't get one? 23 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,199 - Why would you get an invite? Do you know Doug? 24 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:50,722 Hey, I'm the one asking the questions here! 25 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:53,227 - Calm down, Jake. Maybe it's a small wedding. 26 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,968 - Okay, good point. How big is the venue, Shane? 27 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:57,231 I said how big is the venue? 28 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:58,710 I... I... I don't know! 29 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,514 - I... I... I... I don't know! But I bet you do know 30 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:01,907 the password to the wedding website, don't you? 31 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:03,367 Yeah, I guess. 32 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:04,953 Well, then I guess you better tell it to me, Shane. 33 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:06,129 You wash my back, I'll wash yours. 34 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,719 - Wash? - I meant scratch. 35 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,306 You know I meant scratch. Now tell me the password. 36 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,375 I think it's "dougandkateforever." 37 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:13,812 There, was that so hard, Shane? 38 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,249 You did the right thing. 39 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,729 Now get this piece of trash out of my sight. 40 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:22,691 Oh, is forever spelled out, or is it the number four? 41 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:24,364 - Oh, it's spelled out. - Okay, thank you so much. 42 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:26,390 Now get this piece of trash out of my sight! 43 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,456 I'm so glad you called. 44 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,588 Thanks for meeting me at my favorite establishment. 45 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:52,373 A place where you paint pottery? 46 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:53,722 I find a hand-painted mug 47 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:55,506 makes a thoughtful gift for any occasion. 48 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:58,161 - So, what's going on? Anything exciting in your life 49 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,645 that you maybe want to tell me about? 50 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,904 - I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs 51 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:03,403 when they have to testify before Congress, 52 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:04,907 so they don't look so racist. 53 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,431 Every 15 minutes I just whisper some nonsense at 'em. 54 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:11,087 The texture of quiche is unsettling. 55 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,177 I got paid $75,000 for that nonsense. 56 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:17,180 - That's cool, congratulations. But there's nothing else, 57 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:18,462 you know, maybe even more interesting 58 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:19,748 that you want to fill me in on? 59 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:21,619 It seemed like a pretty cool fact to me. 60 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,293 All right, look Judy, I know you're getting married. 61 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:25,295 Damn it, I didn't think you'd find out about that. 62 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:27,582 Who told you, Ronnie? Bobby? 63 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:28,974 Ricky? Mike? 64 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:30,474 Don't try and change the subject by tricking me 65 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:31,779 into singing New Edition with you. 66 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,259 I don't know what you're talking about. 67 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:34,980 Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike... 68 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,680 - Whoo! - So all is forgiven? 69 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,421 - No! Why didn't you invite me? 70 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,814 I wanted to, but a lot of people in my life are crooks 71 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:44,923 and they think it's weird that I'm friends with a cop. 72 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:48,211 They just don't understand. Kind of like... parents? 73 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:49,691 No, no more songs. 74 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,823 Look, I'm having my Bachelor party tomorrow night 75 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:54,106 and I want you to be there. We'll make up a criminal alias 76 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,410 for you so you can meet the boys. 77 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:56,717 Obviously that's a super cool plan, 78 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,439 but no, I don't want your pity. 79 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:03,052 Suit yourself, but it's gonna be one sexy-ass weekend. 80 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:04,967 Like... 81 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,535 How sexy-ass are we talking here? 82 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:10,407 - Private jet to Miami, baby! - And there's a red carpet! 83 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:12,235 - Forget the red carpet. Private jet! 84 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,019 - Yes, and a jet! The jet is better. 85 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:15,543 Miami, here we come! 86 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:16,892 Whoo! 87 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:18,285 Today is Holt's first day 88 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,330 back in his office and I wanna make sure 89 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:21,940 everything is just how he left it. 90 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:24,378 Now, I can't remember, was this little figurine 91 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:28,208 of Cheddar at a 45 or 50 degree angle? 92 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,079 Terry, it's a five degree difference. 93 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:32,081 You better figure it out. 94 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:34,431 Ah, I missed this place. 95 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:36,216 Huh, little Cheddar's askew. 96 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:39,044 You really made yourself at home, didn't you Jeffords? 97 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,872 But, uh... no matter. 98 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,526 Just glad to be here. 99 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:46,487 I am a captain again. Back where I belong. 100 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:49,577 Everything is perfect. 101 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,056 Wow... 102 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,885 there's absolutely nothing that could puncture my... 103 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:56,279 - where's the business card? - What? 104 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,889 The business card that was right here. 105 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,240 It had a piece of gum on it. It's very important to me. 106 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,565 You didn't throw it away, did you? 107 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,112 No, Terry would never 108 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:05,288 throw away something that looked exactly like trash. 109 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,772 - Good. I'll be back in half an hour. 110 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,204 Make sure it's on my desk by then. 111 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,293 - Will do, sir. I got it. 112 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:11,512 I'm on it. 113 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,731 I definitely threw it away. 114 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,516 I want you to meet the guys. 115 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,387 This is Nathan, Josh, and Chuck. 116 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:18,495 This is my buddy, Sean, from prison. 117 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,868 How's it going, fellas? 118 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,498 I've never heard you mention Sean before. 119 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:23,239 Yeah, well like he said, I just got out of jail. 120 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,438 Five years. 121 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:25,743 - Tough sentence. What'd you do? 122 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:28,311 - Elder abuse. Got my grandpa good, so... 123 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,921 Damn, that's very upsetting. 124 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,096 Damn straight it is. 125 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,359 Elder abuse? 126 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:33,640 I was trying to think of something that 127 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:35,318 wouldn't inspire any follow-up questions. 128 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,928 Doug Judy! 129 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:39,191 - Cubes! My man. 130 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:40,932 Sean, I'd like you to meet 131 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:43,413 the man whose private jet we are flying on today. 132 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:44,675 Yeah, you're Mark Cuban. 133 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:45,783 How do you guys know each other? 134 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,287 Doug came on "Shark Tank" 135 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,984 to pitch his idea for the Smush Shush. 136 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:51,421 It's a noise-cancelling blanket for secret sex. 137 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:53,902 The product demonstration did not go well. 138 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:55,947 - Robert fainted. Anyway, enjoy the jet. 139 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,601 Just bring it back in one piece, okay? 140 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:58,689 No promises, Mark Cuban. 141 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,082 I mean, we do wanna make sure 142 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,925 the airplane stays in one piece though, right? 143 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,496 - Nah, I saw, "Flight." If anything goes wrong, 144 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,087 fly the plane upside down. 145 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:06,673 Oh, right, I forgot about "Flight," the movie, "Flight." 146 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:08,525 All right, let's rip it up! 147 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:11,354 - What's going on here? - Oh, measuring the space. 148 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:12,660 We finally got a work order 149 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,488 approved to fix the outlet, so... 150 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,292 we can get a third vending machine. 151 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,404 What? 152 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,014 A third vending machine. 153 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:20,687 Why are you whispering about getting a new vending machine? 154 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,123 - New vending machine! - What model number? 155 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:23,366 Oh, that's why. 156 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,517 We asked you what model number. 157 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,151 I don't know, a normal one 158 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:27,457 with glass in the front. 159 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:29,067 - Seriously? Did you even look into 160 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:30,634 the DiGiSnax 600E? 161 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,593 I'd be into a fancy machine, too. 162 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:34,595 I was just reading about a Japanese one 163 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,379 that serves shellfish. 164 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,878 We're not getting a shellfish machine. 165 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:39,730 Yeah, Boyle, we're getting a smart machine 166 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,993 that suggests soda pairings based on your chip choice. 167 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:44,648 Or one with a make-it-wet gravy feature! 168 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:46,650 - Okay, look. Why don't you get a few options 169 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,652 together and then I'll decide, okay? 170 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,045 At least Terry's not here 171 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:51,370 to try to make me get a yogurt machine. 172 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,178 What was that about yogurt? 173 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:54,832 This jet is insane. 174 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,941 There's a private chef that'll make anything you ask for, 175 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,270 no matter how expensive. 176 00:05:58,314 --> 00:05:59,924 I just ordered lobster enchanté. 177 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:01,578 - Oh, damn, what's that? - I don't know. 178 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:02,947 I just said the fanciest words I could think of. 179 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,103 Oh, I'm gonna get the Veal Prime Minister. 180 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:06,409 Mm, that sounds good. 181 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,106 Hey, you wanna try out the Smush Shush? 182 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,804 - What? You have one with you? 183 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:12,328 - I take it everywhere, baby. - Yeah, there it is. 184 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,069 - Yeah. - So it's noise canceling? 185 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:17,681 It's so heavy. It's crushing my bones. 186 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:18,919 Yeah, that was the Shark's problem with it, too. 187 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,223 - I can't breathe. Get it off me. 188 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,729 Get it off me. 189 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:23,533 Yeah, you sound exactly like Barbara right now. 190 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,428 Disappointed in you, Jake. 191 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:26,884 Pilot says we're starting our descent. 192 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,562 - Then let's get changed, boys! - Changed? 193 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:29,885 But these are my coolest clothes. 194 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,410 I got them from a targeted Instagram ad 195 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,846 after looking at photos of Cam Newton. 196 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,457 The outfit's beautiful, but it doesn't really 197 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,047 say, "Miami." 198 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,049 What does say, "Miami?" 199 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,409 Are you sure this is culturally okay for me? 200 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,498 - We're gonna find out. - All right. 201 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,632 Damn, Judy, this place is nice. 202 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,721 Yeah, some Russian oligarch got the penthouse, 203 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,723 but this is the second nicest room. 204 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:02,247 - Surprise! - Trudy Judy! 205 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,008 What you doing here? I thought you were in prison! 206 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:06,077 Nope, I was a real sweet pea, so they let me out 207 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:07,818 for good behavior. What the hell? 208 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:10,560 What's this NARC doing here? 209 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:21,092 - What the hell was that? You almost blew my cover. 210 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,616 Yeah, they're all suspicious now. 211 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,289 You have to help us convince them that Jake's not a cop. 212 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:25,464 Why? I don't understand why you invited him. 213 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:26,726 This was supposed to be a crazy 214 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,012 weekend of boobs and butts. 215 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,120 Trudy Judy, you're not gonna see 216 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,493 boobs or butts this weekend. 217 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,234 I'll see butts if I wanna see butts. 218 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:33,646 And Jake is here because he's my friend 219 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:35,106 and he really wanted to come. 220 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:36,891 No, he's up to something. 221 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,370 He's probably here to arrest Chuck. 222 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:40,155 I would never arrest Chuck... But, I mean, 223 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,349 why'd you say that? What did Chuck do? 224 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:43,941 Wow... cops always be copping. 225 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,508 - That's not true. I do bad things. 226 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,554 One time I illegally downloaded an O-Town album! 227 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,270 Dang, that's one of the hardest boy bands. 228 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:51,514 - Exactly, they're scary. Look, I can be cool. 229 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,666 As long as nobody commits any major crimes in front of me. 230 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,953 - It's not a problem. We don't have to break the law 231 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,520 to have fun. We gonna have some drinks, 232 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,444 smoke some Cubans, eat a steak, either crazy big 233 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,698 or crazy small, whichever's more expensive. 234 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,221 I'd rather see butts. 235 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,310 Fine, if I let you see butts, 236 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,245 will you convince the guys that Jake's not a cop? 237 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:08,289 How many butts are we talking? 238 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,271 - Six. - Ten. 239 00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:10,533 - Seven. - Nine. 240 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,274 Fine, eight, I'll meet you in the middle. 241 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,556 - Nah, you waited too long. Now it's up to 14. 242 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,277 - 14 butts! - She's a grown woman. 243 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,776 - Just let her see butts, man. - Thank you, Jake. 244 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,604 Thank you for coming to my aid on the butt thing. 245 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,891 One step closer to trust. Now I'ma go out there and help 246 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,782 your fedora-wearing Jason Mraz-looking ass, okay? 247 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,606 I think I look like Andy Garcia in this hat. 248 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,133 - You look like Seth Green. - Seth Green? 249 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,724 - No, Tom Green. - Tom Green. 250 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,596 - You're thinking of Tom Green. - Tom Green? 251 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,467 No, go back to Jason Mraz. 252 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:35,819 Okay, so Holt's gum-covered business card is long gone. 253 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:36,994 But I have a plan. 254 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,605 Great, what's the scheme? 255 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,670 Well, when I first moved in, I took a couple selfies 256 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:43,131 to commemorate getting my own office. 257 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:45,220 - A couple? - Oh, please. 258 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:46,700 Like you don't have any selfies. 259 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:49,006 Let me see your camera roll. 260 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,835 Zero photos? That's so much weirder! 261 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,576 - Thank you. - Anyway, look. 262 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:56,579 If you zoom in enough, you can see the business card. 263 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,799 We can recreate it and print a new one! 264 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,540 Wait, does that say "Zeff Wilcox"? 265 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,585 - Zeff? No, it's probably Jeff. 266 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,587 You know, like a normal human name. 267 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,719 Names are all made up. 268 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,634 There's no such thing as a normal name. 269 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:08,983 "Terry." 270 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,724 I am not putting "Zeff" on that card. 271 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:11,986 It's your funeral. 272 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,267 Have you found my business card? 273 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,076 Uh... you know what, 274 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:17,295 I actually brought it home by accident. 275 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:20,385 I got confused because I know someone with that name. 276 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:23,301 You know another Zeff? 277 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:26,609 Yeah, he's married to Sharon's friend, Zudy. 278 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,829 We have dinner with Zeff and Zudy once a month. 279 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,482 You know, I'm gonna go home and get it. 280 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,615 Excuse me. 281 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,531 I think they swing. 282 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,229 So in the end, it's more than a vending machine. 283 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:40,405 It's a vending experience. 284 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:43,539 A vending experience that serves fried octopus balls? 285 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,021 It also serves eel balls and clam balls and... 286 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:49,110 it's really just the three kinds of balls. 287 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,460 - Oh, okay. On that horrifying note, 288 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,505 Scully and Hitchcock, it's your turn. 289 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:56,160 Allow me to introduce you to the Q3400. 290 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:58,032 She's got it all. Chips, candy, soda, 291 00:09:58,075 --> 00:09:59,555 and a whole lot of class. 292 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,079 That sounds great for snacking, but what if 293 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,690 I'm stuck working late at the office? 294 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,040 How about a personal-sized frozen pizza? 295 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,694 - And then what? I have to carry it 296 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:10,305 all the way over to the microwave on my own? 297 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:11,915 Who has the time? 298 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,351 Well, you're in luck, because... 299 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,353 - I get it! It cooks the pizza for you. 300 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:17,834 It cooks the pizza for you. 301 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,502 - No applause? Wow. 302 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:35,025 I'm still just a little confused. 303 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,287 Who is Sean, really? 304 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,482 Why'd your sister say he was a NARC? 305 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,744 - Is he a cop? - He's not a cop. 306 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,208 He caught me cheating on my boyfriend 307 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,337 and he snitched. It was a real dick move, 308 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,643 but I have since forgiven him. 309 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:44,924 It's just weird that none of us have 310 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,254 ever heard of him before. 311 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,753 And we're paranoid because Doug still has 312 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,126 that copy friend in the NYPD: 313 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,364 - That dude is not my friend. - Yeah. 314 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,912 - He dumb as hell. - Yeah. 315 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,629 - I'm always tricking him. - Well, not every time. 316 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,326 - Plus, he's short. - Everyone's short to you. 317 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,632 - You're a giant. - Probably never even had sex. 318 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,135 - Seems unlikely. He's an adult. 319 00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,702 But the point is, I'm Sean. Tall Sean. 320 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,071 Okay, well I'm glad to hear you're not a NARC, 321 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,376 'cause it'd have been real awkward 322 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,680 considering what we did earlier. 323 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,099 Huh? 324 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,685 While you were checking in, we stole $10 million 325 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,991 worth of diamonds from that rich Russian dude 326 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,277 in the penthouse! 327 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,495 Bling, bling, baby! 328 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,846 - You idiots. He's NYPD. 329 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,456 That's Doug's cop friend. 330 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:19,069 Wow... way to ruin Doug's bachelor party, Trudy. 331 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:22,464 What a buzz kill, right, guys? 332 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:30,080 I knew it was a mistake to invite a cop. 333 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,647 That's why you should only interact 334 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,755 with people who are exactly the same as you. 335 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,867 That's a terrible lesson. 336 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,192 Sometimes things aren't lessons. 337 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,913 Sometimes things are just messed up facts. 338 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:39,046 Guys, relax, Jake wasn't gonna arrest anybody. 339 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,806 - No, I definitely was. - With what evidence? 340 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,092 The diamonds aren't even here. 341 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,417 They confessed right in front of me. 342 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,747 Why would you pull a heist 343 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,072 in the middle of my bachelor party? 344 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,663 You pulled a heist during my wedding. 345 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,771 - Shh... he's a cop, man. Come on, chill. 346 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:49,926 - Judy. - Come on, guys. 347 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:50,927 What are we gonna do? 348 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,755 I say we tie this NARC up, 349 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,037 leave him to starve, and disappear with the diamonds. 350 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,497 - Chuck. - We're not doing that. 351 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,953 - Thank you. - It'll ruin my bachelor party. 352 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,195 That's your issue with it? 353 00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,782 I put a lot of work into this weekend. 354 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,087 I got us all shirts that say, "Doug's Dudes." 355 00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,025 Ooh. 356 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,374 Sorry, but what's done is done. 357 00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,743 It's not like we can put the diamonds back. 358 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,377 Hold up, that's a great idea. 359 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,814 We pull a reverse heist. 360 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,052 Does the Russian know his diamonds are missing? 361 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,512 No, we swapped them for fakes. 362 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,142 Perfect, that means he hasn't reported it. 363 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,776 - No harm, no foul. - Okay, wait. 364 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,667 I mean, obviously I love the premise and I think 365 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,930 a reverse heist would make for a great movie and I already 366 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,671 have the tag line, "This summer there are takebacks." 367 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,044 Love that. 368 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,630 The poster would be you and me back-to-back with 369 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,241 our arms crossed, but no, I'm not on board with this. 370 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,657 I'm a cop. 371 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:26,939 And a cop's job is to prevent crime 372 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,158 and that's what you'd be doing. 373 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,837 Please, Jake. For me? 374 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,057 - Okay, fine. 'Cause it's your bachelor party 375 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,103 and only if I see them put back with my own eyes. 376 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,801 - Yes! Deal. Reverse heist, baby. 377 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,455 - The Takeback. Coming this fall to HBO. 378 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,804 It's a TV show now? 379 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:44,198 Well that's where all the best content is. 380 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,897 - So what do you think? Which gum looks 381 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,464 the most like the one from the picture? 382 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:52,510 Two pink, too wet, too small, too chewed, too smooth, 383 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,860 too wet, all wrong, too pink, 384 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,098 too fresh, too dirty, too clean. 385 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,514 None of these work. You struck out. 386 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,516 - We don't have any time. What do we do? 387 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,667 - I don't know. Pick one and pray. 388 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:02,477 Uh... I'm gonna go with... you. 389 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,696 Not that one. 390 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,437 This one. 391 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,484 Hmm... it's a little less pink than I recall. 392 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,835 But I suppose we exaggerate the beauty of those we love. 393 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,968 It's good to have you back, old friend. 394 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,839 Can I ask why that card is so important? 395 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,885 Because of Zeff Wilcox. 396 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,017 He was a victim in the first case I worked. 397 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,063 - I always want to remember him. - That's nice. 398 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,760 And the words he wrote on the back. 399 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,501 The back... say what, now? 400 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,155 Why is this blank? 401 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:31,375 - I threw it away. I thought it was trash. 402 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,353 I didn't know you kept it to remember someone you helped. 403 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,727 I didn't help Zeff, I failed Zeff. 404 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,077 His case was never solved. 405 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,905 The words written on the back were: 406 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,558 "Thanks for nothing." 407 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:41,951 Oh, man, that's rough. 408 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,084 I have held onto that card for 30 years 409 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,931 because I always wanted to remember what it felt like 410 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,088 to let someone down, so I'd never do it again. 411 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:51,787 That card made me the cop I am today. 412 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:56,270 Without it... I'm lost. 413 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,229 Since this seems important now, I want to be clear. 414 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,077 This is Terry's thing, I've just been along for the ride. 415 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,798 - Rosa! - Noted. 416 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,104 So tell us how you stole 417 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,603 the diamonds, so we can just reverse it. 418 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,039 - Won't work. We took them from the luggage 419 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,499 downstairs, posing as bellhops. 420 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:09,892 It was a one-time opportunity. 421 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,130 And now the fakes are locked in the safe 422 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,852 in a bodyguard-protected suite. 423 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,898 Well lucky for you, I have a long past in heist planning. 424 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,900 It's how I proposed to my wife. 425 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,033 - That's a great story. Makes me cry every time. 426 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,445 - Oh, thank you. Well, I guess I'll tell it. 427 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:24,167 You see, once a year, at Halloween... 428 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,492 I can tell that I'm losing the room. 429 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:26,996 I'll just move on. 430 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:30,173 So here's how our thing is gonna go. 431 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,914 Every hotel safe has an override code, 432 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,611 in case guests leave them locked. 433 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:36,049 That code is kept on the concierge's computer. 434 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,051 Do you know who this is? 435 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,444 This is Matt Daniel, the most popular 436 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,446 male ASMR performer on Twitch. 437 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,754 - ASMR performer? - Someone who speaks real soft. 438 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,103 I also crinkle paper. 439 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,385 We're trying to stream and the noise 440 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,237 on the eighth floor is unacceptable. 441 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,326 My fans can't hear my mouth sounds. 442 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,936 I'm so sorry, I can't hear you. 443 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,285 That's the point, Georgina. 444 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,808 He says that's the point, Georgina. 445 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,134 This is taking too long. Make a video. 446 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,073 Tell your 25 million subscribers 447 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,814 to never stay at this crap hotel. 448 00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,140 - No, no, no. I'll take care of it. 449 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,035 Let me talk to my general manager. 450 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,342 - You better run. - Matt, don't yell. 451 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,213 You'll strain your beautiful voice. 452 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,736 Once we hack into the computer 453 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,303 and get the override code, 454 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,001 Trudy will put on a housekeeper's uniform 455 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,525 and I will gracefully hide in her cart. 456 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,006 I got it myself. 457 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,399 Then, after the Russian goes out for the night, 458 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,314 Trudy will show up for turn-down service 459 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,490 and I sneak out when the guards are distracted by 460 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,710 Trudy's signature sexy housekeeping. 461 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,646 Trudy will then exit, leaving me behind in the suite 462 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,151 so I can unlock the balcony door for Chuck and Doug, 463 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,414 who are waiting outside on the window washer's rig. 464 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,305 Chuck will bring the stolen diamonds and I'll use 465 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,351 the override code to put them back where they belong. 466 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,726 Then, we head down to the room where we party like hell. 467 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,252 Trudy Judy... 468 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:52,081 It's exactly 14, just like you promised. 469 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,954 - You did promise her butts. - I know. 470 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,695 Mmm... the smell of fresh cooked pizza. 471 00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,349 - Where are we? Rome, Italy? 472 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,525 Guys, you got the vending machine you wanted. 473 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,397 You can stop with the play acting. 474 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,876 I don't think that's scripted. 475 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,704 That's just them talking about pizza. 476 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,184 Yum, yum, yum. 477 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:11,231 I shouldn't have pushed for the fish ball machine. 478 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,015 I should've just played it safe 479 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,538 and gone for the fish cake machine. 480 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,714 So you don't think the fish part was the problem? 481 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,326 - I don't. - Well, at least they're happy. 482 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:20,414 Look at 'em. 483 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,722 My pizza! 484 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:25,985 You did it, Peralta. 485 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,464 You pulled off the reverse heist. 486 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,553 This whole time I thought you were a bitch... 487 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:32,295 but truth is, you're actually that bitch! 488 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:35,037 - He is, isn't he? He's that bitch. 489 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,881 I don't know if I want that nickname to stick. 490 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,867 Ooh, I hope my butts are back. 491 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:39,999 I do not like how butts 492 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,391 have become your thing, Trudy. 493 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,275 - You used to love horses. - Horses have butts. 494 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,960 Guys, it's not butts. 495 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,353 I'm so sorry, Doug. 496 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,484 Miami PD! 497 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,809 It's just those three back there. 498 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,791 Hand on the table. 499 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,140 Jake, what the hell? 500 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,360 Cops always be copping. 501 00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,756 - Hey! Hey there, friends. 502 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,212 I tried to flag down your taxi as you were leaving 503 00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,692 the police station. It was actually funny, 504 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:02,673 'cause we made a lot of eye contact, 505 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:03,935 but you just drove off. 506 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,546 Anyways, I'm here now. We can go. 507 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,740 You want us to take you back to New York 508 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,003 after you got my friends arrested? 509 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,395 Nuh-uh, you flying commercial, son. 510 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,725 I hope you get a middle seat. 511 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,094 I hope they charge you for your carry-ons. 512 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,771 I hope you sit next to someone chatty. 513 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,227 Someone going through something real hard. 514 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,012 I hope the pilot makes an announcement during 515 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,622 the emotional climax of the movie you're watching. 516 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,561 - Ooh, you nasty! - Damn, Doug and Trudy Judy. 517 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,693 Look, I'm sorry, but it was grand larceny. 518 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,106 I couldn't just let them get away with it. 519 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,585 Well if you were gonna arrest them anyway, 520 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:26,630 why bother with the reverse heist? 521 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,177 It's like Trudy said. 522 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,763 We didn't have the diamonds. It wasn't enough evidence. 523 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,050 But we put them back. 524 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,834 Yeah, only because I was there. 525 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,246 Not to mention the fact that I was fully complicit. 526 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,402 I could've gone to jail. 527 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,968 Wait, we destroyed your phone. 528 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,816 - How did you call for backup? - That was actually easy. 529 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,731 When Doug was distracted, yelling at the concierge... 530 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,278 Let me talk to my general manager. 531 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,846 I swapped out my waterlogged phone for his. 532 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,432 Damn, I would have noticed that if I wasn't trying 533 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,478 to live in the moment and not look at my phone so much. 534 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,828 And then when I was hidden in the cart, I called the cops. 535 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,375 - Mm, impossible. I would've heard you. 536 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,029 Not with the Smush Shush! 537 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,727 - This is Jake Peralta. I'm a detective with the NYPD. 538 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,642 Foot cramp, foot cramp. 539 00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,340 First of all, how dare you! 540 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,603 Second of all, would you call Barbara Corcoran 541 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,779 and tell her this product is not useless? 542 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,129 - I don't know her. I'm sorry that I betrayed you, 543 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,957 Doug, but I'm a cop. I didn't have a choice. 544 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,351 - We can still be friends, right? - I don't know. 545 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:14,310 Did you even illegally download that O-Town album? 546 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,182 No. 547 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:19,576 - I bought it at their concert. Came bundled with a sweatshirt. 548 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,448 - You make me sick. - Disgusting. 549 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,145 Doug! 550 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,538 Trudy! 551 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,540 Judy's! 552 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,324 Hey, sir. 553 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,562 I'm sure you're still mad at us. 554 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:30,979 Just you, not Diaz. 555 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,677 Okay, well, I can't get that card back, 556 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,592 but I did bring you these. 557 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:38,900 They're business cards of people you've helped. 558 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,772 One mistake did not make you the cop you are today. 559 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,558 30 years of service to the community did. 560 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,994 That should be your motivation. 561 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,667 I know you can't remember their names, but... 562 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,172 - Alex Chen. I do remember him. 563 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,914 36-year-old male, carjacked at the corner 564 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,568 of 7th Avenue and 11th Street. 565 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,484 Had three siblings, Alice, Arlene, and Anna. 566 00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:59,442 Okay, so you remember Alex Chen. 567 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:02,967 - Yes, and I really helped him. Perhaps he'll be my new Zeff. 568 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,491 Welcome back, Captain Holt. 569 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,033 I'm really glad we could help you with this. 570 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,818 Oh, no, you're not gonna just jump back in here 571 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,322 now that it all worked out! 572 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,671 - Thank you, Diaz. - No! 573 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,847 No, thank Terry. I did this! 574 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,892 Oh, I'm done. You know what, 575 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,677 I did all of this. This was all me! 576 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,157 This is ridiculous! 577 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,204 - We barely got to know her. - And now we never will. 578 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,685 I feel so bad for them, but what do you say to someone 579 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,687 that's suffered this kind of loss? 580 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,950 I mean, it's kind of on them for not checking 581 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,779 the voltage on a machine that has a built in air-fryer. 582 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,476 Don't blame the victim, Amy. 583 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,348 - Okay, guys, look. I know this is sad, 584 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,045 but maybe everything happens for a reason. 585 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,370 What reason could there possibly be 586 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,743 for the pain I'm feeling? 587 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,460 Look, I probably shouldn't be telling you this 588 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,138 because I know you'll abuse it, 589 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,009 but when there's no third machine, 590 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:49,188 you can come back here and do this. 591 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,018 Everything happens for a reason. 592 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,107 - Peralta! You have to see this. 593 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:00,895 Guy got brought in this morning. 594 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,375 Look what we found on him. 595 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,898 Yeah, I get it, Rosa. 596 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,397 Every perp in the city is invited and I'm not. 597 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:09,686 But I... wait a minute, why is my name on this? 598 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,254 'Cause you're coming to the wedding, baby! 599 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,058 - What's going on? You're not mad at me anymore? 600 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,692 I arrested your best man. 601 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,998 Just like I wanted you to. 602 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,956 I was putting on a show in front of Trudy. 603 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,219 What? 604 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,935 Katherine, my fiancée, doesn't want any of my 605 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,241 crook friends coming to the wedding. 606 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,136 She's a federal judge, how would that look? 607 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,810 Okay, but couldn't you just tell them they're not invited? 608 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,010 Eh... that's an uncomfortable conversation to have. 609 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,446 It was much easier this way. 610 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,406 - Oh, my God. This whole thing was a set up? 611 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,123 You wanted me to find that invitation. 612 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,366 Mm-hmm. 613 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,952 You knew I would never go on a trip with 614 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,258 a bunch of crooks unless I felt unwanted. 615 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,631 Classic negging. 616 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,392 I bet you planned to have your bachelor party 617 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,523 at that hotel because you knew 618 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:45,940 the oligarch was staying there. 619 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,526 Hell, yeah, otherwise I would've got an Airbnb. 620 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,136 And as soon as your friends committed a crime, 621 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,616 you banked on me needing to arrest them. 622 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,338 - Damn right. You're the most consistent 623 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,513 person in my life, Peralta. 624 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:54,818 I can always count on you. 625 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,168 But, there is one detail you missed. 626 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,649 You never saw what I was painting on the inside 627 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,956 of my mug at the pottery place. 628 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,350 "Will you be my best man"? 629 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,829 Judy, is this for real? 630 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:06,961 It ain't fiction... 631 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,530 What! 632 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,448 I'll do it! 633 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,324 The worst rap! 634 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,328 - Not a doctor. Shh.